The Bobby Bones Show - Update On Bobby's Personal Life + Old Dominion In Studio + Citizenship Test
Episode Date: September 20, 2018Bobby hints of a new girl in his life. Old Dominion stops by the studio. Show members compete in the easy citizenship test. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee... omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, all right.
Welcome to Thursday's show.
I am mostly here.
about 80% in voice, but 100% in spirit.
How do you feel about that, Amy?
I love it.
Yeah.
Morning studio.
Morning.
I have a bit of laryngitis.
And I had a bug when I was in Nashville, and I didn't properly smush the bug.
And then I got out to California.
I was dancing and working, I feel like the bug kind of took me over, got into my tonsil cords.
And yesterday it was a replay show because of that.
But today is live as long as I can go, you know?
yeah so i mean i was trying as hard as i could and amy actually sent me a message yesterday and was
saying hey stop it i don't even think you want to come in today as a matter of fact well i was just
like you need to let us handle whatever we can handle to help you for once like you're not i mean
you're not a machine so sometimes if especially when laryngitis comes into play you just got to
rest it up and know that we've got your back and we can help you in whatever we can no time for
the rest you know what i mean got to work got to get in there
here. They don't pay me to have
laryngitis.
I know. We're just trying to have your back,
you know? I know. I know. Well,
how are you? Amir, you good today? Yeah, I'm doing
good. Yeah, I'm going to aim you over to the left.
Lunchbox over the right. How you doing, but?
Man, I'm feeling great, looking good. Glad to be
here. Welcome back, Bones.
What on earth. I actually came
in for a bit yesterday. I just wasn't able to go on the air
for a long time. So, we talked
yesterday, too. Yeah, it's kind of weird that he would say, well,
yeah, the whole thing's weird. But
you know what? It's Thursday. Let's get rolling.
Minion's going to stop by later on and talk because they got Hotel Key, about to be a number one song.
And, you know, we're rocking and rolling.
Appreciate everybody being here.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Ramundo.
If you want to help out those affected by Hurricane Florence, just text Red Cross to 90999.
Outside of Madison, Wisconsin, a shooter opened fire inside a software company, injuring three before officers shot the suspect.
A lot of workers were able to run from the building and others hid to be safe.
And finally, in Las Vegas, the I Heart Radio Music Festival, it all starts tomorrow night.
Bobby Bohn, come on.
Hey, you know what they call me, Eddie, right?
Of course, country music's youngest historian.
That's right.
On this day in country music, hit it.
The Bobby Bones show.
On this day in country music.
Garth Brooks had the number one country song, but they ain't going down till the sun comes up.
Here's a clip of that jam.
Yeah, going down till the sun comes up.
I ain't given in till they get enough.
I pick I'm right.
The sun comes up.
25 years ago today, Garth co-wrote that song with two other writers.
He said he was looking for the first single for his album.
So they wrote, recorded it in one day.
And so, bam, two weeks later, it was on the radio.
It became his 12th, number one, 25 years ago today.
Police are looking for a man.
They say used a toddler to steal prizes out of a vending machine game.
You know what he did?
lunchbox? Yeah, he put the kid up
in the thing. Like he took the kid
and stuck him in the little slot, you know,
where the game, the prices come out
and he stuck them up in there so he could grab all
the prizes. Several witnesses
recorded video of the crime.
Boy, crime seems like a big word for this, huh?
Yeah, I mean, what are they?
50 cents stuffed animals.
Now, I get it, it's stealing.
Stealing, stealing, yeah. It is.
Police say the man had a small girl
climbed to the bottom of the key master
where prizes are dropped off.
You know where the claw drops into that hole?
But instead, he had a young boy with him
and let the kid crawl up in there
and get all the toys.
I mean, he beat the system.
Is it really stealing? He beat the game.
No.
It is stealing.
It is stealing.
Just so, okay, if your door's unlocked
and you just, oh, well, I beat the system.
It's unlocked.
I can just go rob everything.
You win that argument.
So, but again, what kind of dad does
this with their kid.
Like, the kid gets stuck in that thing, too.
Yeah, I don't know.
It does seem a little risky.
And then, like, your kid that now forever is like, yeah, when I was little, my dad used
to have me steal stuffed animals.
I see that showing up in therapy somewhere.
It is kind of bonding, though.
And too.
Bonding.
Hold on, hold on.
They worked as a team.
And as well, let me just say this, that if I were watching this happen, I don't think I
would tell, I would just film and send it to my buddies.
I know. It's petty, but it's funny. We all laughed. Amy, you're laughing even though we think it's stealing, yes.
Yeah, it's stealing. And also, yeah, I mean, it starts with this. The next thing you know, he has his kid holding up a bank.
Oh, come on.
Maybe.
Come on. It's a gateway.
Are you good at these games or no?
With a claw games?
Yeah.
I mean, probably, yeah. I'm back in the day.
Probably. I've been played in France.
ever, but...
I don't think I've ever won a prize
with the claw game in my life.
Oh, I have, for sure.
Then you...
Yeah, you're not good.
Yeah, you're not good.
Lunchbox, are you good?
I dominate at the claw game.
When I used to go to the grocery store
with my mom, we'd be walking out,
they'd be a quarter to play.
And I'm like, Mom, give me a dollar.
She's like, no one would win.
No one wins. She'd give me a dollar.
I'd win four stuffed animals.
You're that good at the claw game?
I was that good at the claw game.
I am telling you, my whole house had stuffed animals
because I would win them all the time
in the claw game.
So if we sent you to
a claw game with like 10 bucks you could come back with a bunch of stuff oh absolutely you give me
ten dollars i can crush a claw game i need to go and scout them out because you got to find a good
claw some of those claws they make really weak so they don't grab as well but if i find if i go
and investigate i'll find you a claw and i'll get you surprises what's the secret to finding a good
claw you just look at it and you just test it out do one run put 50 cents in or however much it
costs and watch the claw and if it's the little lever things the claw grabbers are
weak, you can tell the weakness and they won't grab a stuffed animal.
I can spot a weak claw when I see one.
I think 50 cents is from back in the day, Papa, more so than now.
He hasn't played in a while.
Yeah, I haven't played.
I take a nickel and I go to the claw machine.
Here we got the latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
It's the 32nd Skinny.
Brothers Osborne announced their next single, I don't remember me before you.
Here's a clip of it.
I love that song.
I love that record.
I think it's my favorite song in the album.
It's even got a parentheses.
It's like, I didn't used to me parentheses.
Whatever it is.
It's a good one.
What else, Morgan number two?
Jason Aldeen is bringing his concert for The Cure to Nashville.
It's set for October 3rd, and all the money is going to fight breast cancer.
Where's he playing that show?
Do we know where that is?
Because that'd be a big one.
That guy, like he does out his other one in Georgia, like his home state.
Raises a bunch of money.
Yeah.
What else?
And Carrie Underwood was announced as a performer at the American Music Awards,
which will be airing on October 6.
That's cool.
When is she having her baby?
Not yet.
Not yet.
She got a little bit.
She can still be out doing things, performing.
I think it's several months away.
Is it?
Like a handful, maybe.
Huh, why about that?
All right, is that it?
Morgan number two.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
The Bobby Bonar Show.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
I saw this on Reddit, the website.
So, Paul Creek and Bald Mountain, both had fire.
in Utah and 1,300 firefighters have been working around the clock to contain it to protect homes in the area.
6,000 people have been evacuated.
And the picture that I saw, the firefighters went into a house and one of the families left a note and said, hey, we have evacuated.
Hey, firefighters, there are drinks and food.
There's fridge on the other porch.
Eat.
Take care of yourself.
Thank you.
Oh, that's awesome.
Isn't that awesome?
Yeah, I love that too.
and now firefighters out there saving lives
and protecting people's stuff
and people left but are still looking out for them.
That's tell me something good.
I like that.
This story comes to us from St. Cloud, Minnesota.
Two guys were arrested after they broke into a farm
and they were breaking into the shed,
stole a bunch of lumber,
and they're trying to drive off the farm.
Only problem is they got their truck stuck in a manure pit.
Full of stolen lumber,
they're stuck in the manure pit,
and they had to call the police and say,
hey, we're stuck.
You're going to have to come get us out.
Yeah, that stinks
I was like when criminals have to call on themselves
Because they've made like when people get stuck in chimneys
My favorite criminal stories
Like someone's trying to climb into a house
And they get stuck
That's my favorite
Like you guys trying to rob a house
And he's like
Number one, it's Chuck
Stuck in the chimney again
Or hey I'm in the truck
Stuck in the poop pile
I was still the lumber
It was a stinky situation
Yeah
I was going to see Bobby
Did you even catch on to how
Right ever you said that
You go that stinks
I said that
Yeah
I don't even think you realized and I was like, oh, ha-ha.
I did not.
All right, thank you, lunchbox.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bone.
Hey.
May have a drink of water.
My voice is still a little crummy as you can hear, but I'm here.
How do you feel about that, Aym?
What's the line I need to walk?
I don't know.
I feel like we're tiptoeing right now.
We're tiptoeing.
Are we?
Because if we start to hear it crack or do anything, then it starts to fade.
I feel like there's moments where I'm like, oh, wow, he sounds really good.
And then I hear the crack.
And I'm like, oh, it just makes me nervous that, you know, that means five minutes from now.
You may not be able to talk.
Well, let's see how we do.
Okay.
Let's play Amy versus Lunchbox.
Lunchbox is up two to zero.
Give me that music, please, Raymond.
I will ask Amy three questions that Lunchbox will know.
I'll ask Lunchbox three questions that Amy will know.
We'll see who scores the best.
Amy, you're up first.
Here we go.
What baseball team plays at Rigley Field?
I'm going to answer this slowly because sports are the ones that really mess me up.
But it's the Chicago Cubs.
Same feel that I threw the first pitch out.
A few weeks ago, it is the Chicago Cubs.
There you go.
One point framing.
Thank you.
Good job.
Wow.
Amy.
What's the difference in cars between a coupe and a sedan?
A coop has two doors and a sedan has four.
Correct.
Wow.
Oh, fire!
That's worth.
Amy.
Yeah.
How many total balls
are there
in a game of pool?
Total balls on the table?
Um,
um,
one, two,
three,
three,
seven,
eight,
nine,
five.
Okay,
hold on,
I know this,
I know this,
I know this.
One to three,
four,
five,
six,
seven,
eight,
nine,
ten,
12,
13, 14,
15.
15 is your answer?
Yeah!
Is that right?
Incorrect.
Oh.
How many is it?
Lunchbox, you can steal?
16.
The cue ball.
16.
Wow.
I forgot the cue ball.
You're right.
I forgot the little white ball that you hit it with.
That's right.
No, well, I don't know my dad, but you didn't get it.
Not you.
Me.
Lunchbox over to you.
Are you ready?
Oh, I'm ready.
Here we go.
Garder, seed, and
Herringbone are types of what?
Garter, seed, and herringbone.
Yep, types of what?
Garder.
Legware.
Oh, legware.
That is incorrect.
Amy, you can steal.
Correct.
Knitting patterns or stitches.
Yes.
Wow.
I was thinking garter belt.
You know, you go get the garter.
Lunchbox.
The TV show Desperate Housewives.
You watch that, right?
Yeah.
Took place on what fictional...
Stry lane.
There you go.
Got it.
Stop.
Come on now.
Woo!
I know that.
The score is now three to two lunchbox.
You need this to tie.
Yeah.
September's birthstone is sapphire.
What colors is sapphire?
Pink.
Oh, he said pink.
And that's right.
Ding!
It is incorrect.
What?
Amy, would you have known that?
I do know it.
What is it?
I do know.
it because if my husband's listening,
FYI, he knows that I
want a ring with some sapphires
in it, and it's a blue, dark blue.
That is correct. Amy's the winner. Player's song,
everybody. There you go.
Oh, Amy's basically a dude.
That's what she said when I got girls.
Yeah, when he got...
They're playing out to 10. Lunchbox is now
2 to 1. Amy gets our first victory of the season.
Congratulations to you, Amy. You good?
Yeah, finally. Yes, yes.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Lunchbox is.
telling me about Sarah Highland and Wells Adams. Now Sarah Highland is from modern family.
Wells Adams was a radio DJ. I guess he still is a radio DJ here, huh? Well, he lives in California,
but yes, he still is on the air here. So then he went on the Bachelor at didn't win,
but now he's on Bachelor in Paradise as the bartender. Is that right? Yes, he serves everyone's
drinks and he gets all the gossip and he gives him advice also on how to handle their relationships.
So they've celebrated one year, but why is it so fascinating to you?
Well, because Disis Wells Adams, he was a nobody, really.
A nobody, just a regular old dude.
That's rude.
He was not a nobody.
I like the guy.
Well, I like Wells.
I'm saying compared to Sarah Highland, he was a nobody.
He went on The Bachelorette, didn't win, which is okay.
And he parlayed that into this girl who is a superstar in the acting world.
and so all I can see is they've been together a year.
And I think this could be Bobby's story.
You are in L.A. for Dancing with the Stars.
You're out there.
You're a radio guy, just like Wells Adams.
You could be following the same path as Wells Adams.
Amy, your thoughts?
Well, I mean, everyone has a different path.
I mean, I guess in Lunchbox's mind,
you need to be meeting an actress
that's making a ton of money per episode.
110,000 in episodes, what she makes.
I knew he would know exactly what she makes.
That's so funny that he knew that, though.
So, I mean, no, I don't think you need to follow in Wells' footsteps.
Like, you're fine.
No, he needs to find an actress.
This is his chance.
I'm not trying to find an actress.
Let me say this.
Let me say this.
I have a little something going on right now.
Not even just the Dancing with the Star stuff.
Like, in my personal life, there's a little something going on.
Famous?
I mean...
I need to know.
At this point...
Yeah?
I'm just going to say there's just a little something going on.
Right, but like actress, singer, famous...
I mean, what level?
Like, Instagram followers? Are we talking millions?
I'm not worried.
I'm not worried about that.
I'm just worried about somebody that I can talk to.
Somebody who's strong, independent.
That's all.
Go ahead, Aim.
Over under, who has more Instagram followers?
Yeah.
Who are the, me or her?
Well, whatever's going on in your life.
I don't know.
No, I'm not going to answer that.
But I just don't think right now, I'm trying to learn how to dance.
Obviously, as you can tell my voice, I'm not all the way there.
I love puppies.
You know, I like you to get all that.
You're trying to avoid, what does she like?
It's not even a thing yet.
thing thing. Does she like to dance?
It's new. What do you mean when you say
it's not a thing thing yet? Does that mean it's like on your
vision board or? No, it's more than
on a vision board, but it's not the thing thing
thing. Okay.
That's why I don't feel comfortable saying anything.
Mike D. and I live...
When it's a thing thing. Mike D. and I are living
together in a two-bedroom apartment. I mean
living together. Listen, I'm here until I get kicked off
this show. It starts Monday.
And I can get kicked off Monday. But yeah, we're basically
living together right now. So he knows
what's up. Pretty much as him. Do you know what's
that baby or not i mean yeah yeah pretty sure i know what's up kind of but i don't you know
i'm just trying to we need to have a talk after after the show yeah we do i sort of know what's up
i'm just trying to keep it a thing and not a thing thing thing thing
and bobby bones yeah oh buddy's from old dominioner here but back clap your hands for our butts
good these guys coming on hello fellas hey hey hey hey hey i know a couple nights ago you guys
Simon and you didn't know Kenny was going to come out.
Kenny Chatsy would have come out? Surprise you guys or no?
No, we had no clue.
No clue.
Really, though? We were about to play the next song and our tour manager Tommy came on
the talkback was like, do not start the next song.
Yeah.
Kenny Chesney's here. He's about to come on stage.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So he just shows up and then and then what?
You play Save for Rainy Day?
Yeah, we played Save for Rainy Day.
I mean, we spent, you know, Summers playing that song with him.
And so at the end of the tour this year, I texted him.
said, hey, man, we're doing this thing at the rhyme.
It'd be cool if you came down.
I didn't expect him to.
And he was like, man, I'm going to be out of the country, probably on a boat somewhere.
But it texts me closer to it.
And so I texted him like three days before and he didn't respond.
So I figured he was probably where he said he was going to be.
On a boat.
Yeah, on a boat.
And then it turns out he just decided to show up.
The guys from Old Dominion are here.
Now, last year you won the ACM Award for Vocal Group of the Year.
Now, you're nominated this year at the CMAs.
Now, since you've won, I mean, is there a bit of pressure now that you feel like you're in the mix?
And is there going to be a real disappointment if you don't win?
Yeah, we're going to throw a tantrum if we don't win.
But I know it's a real thing now, like you won that award.
Like, real, a little bit, you've got to kind of be up a bit.
For sure.
Yeah, I think, yeah, we have some, like, pressure on us a little bit.
And you should.
That's a good thing.
Yeah, but, you know, yeah, it feels good to have the, we work well under pressure.
So, you know, we feel good about what we're doing.
So if we don't win, of course, I think we'll be bummed a little bit.
But if we do, man, that's just another thing that's happening to us.
That's kind of hard to believe.
But it feels amazing already to just be there.
Well, if you don't win, you can lay back on your five number one single and be like,
I guess we're doing all right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Hey, let me play me a little clip of written in the sand, Ramundo, please.
Are we just a back seat?
Trying to get it while we can.
Are we names in a tattoo
Or just a number on a head
Tell me about this song, boys
Give me a little back story on this one
About that one?
Yeah
That was actually one of the last songs
That we recorded right before we went in
And when finished our album really
And me and Brad and Trevor
And Shane McAnally wrote that song
I had this line written down
Stars of the Sand
And it was just that kind of idea
And then we sat in the room
and as we do as songwriters
and Shane started doing his thing
where he's like, are we a backseat?
And we're like, oh, that's cool.
And it was just, it wasn't a hard ride.
It happened pretty quick.
And then we turned it into an old man jam
and then we took it in the studio
and hipped it up a little bit.
That is a good one.
Give me another clip, Ramoendo from these guys.
You got a love like there's no such thing
as a broken heart.
Tell me about this one, boys.
Yeah, this one we wrote Brad and
Matt, and I wrote it with Jesse Frazier. He came out on the road with us one time, and we were all crammed in the back lounge of our bus.
And we had no idea that day. I think Jesse just had a little track. And Matt just started saying whatever the first thing that came to his mind. He said, I wonder if Jack and Diane ever made it. And we all went, oh, that's really cool. What's that? So we didn't really have a hook or any idea. We just started kind of chasing that down the road. And at some point, like, I don't know, maybe an hour or two into it. I think I said, you got to love like there's no such thing as a broken.
her and we were like oh that's the whole song like that's it it was weird because that
normally doesn't happen where you find the hook halfway through right halfway through the right
old dominions here let me ask you this because you come up and you do our show I know it's early
but when you go do the today show for example yeah like what is that like to get there and have to
sound check like what's the morning wake up routine like it's pretty strange because you wind up
like we usually stay somewhere you know close to time square when we do those shows and
Uco walking through Times Square at like 3.34 in the morning and there's nobody out there.
So it is pretty eerie.
And it is pretty cool though.
But it is, it's mixed for a long day for sure.
Does it feel super artificial, meaning there really aren't a lot of people around and you're playing familiar?
It just, does it feel like you're in a bubble?
I mean, I feel like at this point, we've played everywhere, any kind of venue that we could.
So it's just like, okay, put us here.
And now we play this song here.
So it's really, it's not that bad, you know.
And those people, it's like here, you know.
You guys are in the room and we play for you.
And it's kind of the same thing as there.
Well, to be fair, I'm not actually in the room right now.
Feels like you are, though.
I know.
Before we went on, they were like, hey, can you dance?
And I was like, can you?
So, yeah, I'm struggling a little bit over here, boys.
I'm sure you're doing fine.
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen clips.
You guys ever think about busting out like a routine in the middle of a show?
Trevor's always trying to get us to do that, man, but we're just...
Why?
Why?
I'm always joking.
Be like a, you know, a legit backstreet voice situation.
Well, it's funny.
Like, my kids dance competitively and, like, I'll goof around with my son and I'll start
doing moves.
I'll be like, come on, I'll freestyle batty.
And he just looks at me and rolls his eyes.
He's like, I would absolutely crush you.
Man, old dominion.
They got all the hits.
Five in a row.
About to play the next number one hotel key, which, listen, I love the song.
But if I'm being super honest, I think guys,
before it was top 30, Amy was like, this is my favorite song.
Before it was even like really played on the radio, Amy came and said, this is my favorite
song.
And I was like, look, because, you know, I love stars in the city.
I'm a big fan of the record.
And Amy's like, this is the song.
And then we've watched it climb.
And Amy has been the biggest advocate for the sucker man.
We've seen it.
We're going to send a fruit basket your way.
Yeah, right?
I mean, I don't want to get, I think somebody maybe I could say I was a little obsessing.
So I got to play it cool right now since they're in the room, but yeah.
Thank you for that.
Yeah, we're going to play it now.
I'm glad you guys stop by and said hello.
You know, much success and check out happy endings and check out all out.
Just check it all out. Just quality, quality stuff, man.
So congratulations to you guys.
Thank you very much.
It's a honor to be here this week.
Really, thank you for having us in.
We love being here.
Hey, they banned a triathlete from an all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant because he ate about
a hundred plates of fish.
Isn't that so funny?
He's training and it's an all you can eat buffet.
He's burning a lot of calories.
Don't say it's all you can eat if it's not all you can eat.
He didn't do anything illegal.
So he goes in, he's an Iron Man competitor.
He goes in $18.49.
He sat down at the table and he did not stop until he had put down a hundred plates of sushi.
Isn't that so funny?
That is awesome.
Bobby, I feel like you need to start hitting up all you can eat.
buffets. Oh, I'm telling you.
It's like you're basically an Ironman
athlete at the moment, but dancing.
I don't know about Iron Man.
Well, you're burning
probably Iron Man status type calories.
I've lost all muscle tone in my body.
Because I don't have any time to lift weights
because I'm working radio
or I'm dancing or I'm eating
or I'm doing interviews.
So how much weight have you lost? I don't know because
I won't weigh myself, but... Oh, you're not
weighing, okay.
I've lost a lot of muscle tone.
And, like, it's all skinny except for, like, my belly,
because I'm just eating anything I can get around.
So it's like, blit.
So your bellies are like, your abs look like when you post videos dancing,
they look not bleh.
Yeah, that's an old one.
But, yeah, I've probably lost some weight.
I need to go do what this guy does, though.
Yeah, hit up those buffets.
My people, some of my friends are like, God, man,
what's Bobby's life like right now?
He's getting to like, first of all, you're getting,
It's like your job right now to block out this time to work out and dance.
And it's still something that's super fun.
I know it's grueling and hard and difficult.
But like you're making all these fun memories.
You're getting to dance and burn calories and eat whatever you want.
Like, and you're like living a girl's dream right now.
I am.
I am.
Listen, it's hard for me.
It's not hard for everybody else because they kind of know what they're doing.
I think I came in at such a level of being behind all the other people to know how to dance a little bit.
that when I go, man, it's grueling.
It's not grueling for everybody, not as grueling.
Some of these people have danced for 15 years.
And so they come in, they learn their dance, they go home.
Yeah.
Me, lights come on, I'm there.
Lights go out.
I don't want to leave.
But I have both of my dances for the first week.
They've never made people learn two dances the first week before, ever.
Have you already done a fitting for your outfit?
I do that today, actually.
Okay, because I was...
I was wondering, like, if you keep losing weight.
You're going to have to keep getting more fittings and more fittings
so your clothes don't fall off when you get on stage.
I know.
And I hope people listening will vote for me Monday night because and Tuesday night.
But that's the only way I'm going to stay.
Yeah.
I mean, for sure.
We've got to anybody listening that's going to watch and vote.
We've got to vote on all the platforms, online, phones.
Yell at your window.
All the things.
Whatever you can do.
Go knock on your neighbor's door.
I am getting to the point now where I'm a little exhausted of just training all the time.
Like I'm ready.
Do you want to come?
Amy, you can come this week.
What?
How would I come?
Well, so I found out that I have,
they just told me, I have eight tickets.
Oh, wow.
And so, I think like five of them
are already taken by people that are already here.
And so I was like, well,
if Amy and her husband want to come out,
you're welcome to come to the first episode.
Okay, well, I'll talk to you.
I mean, I'll be super close to there
because I'm going to be in Las Vegas,
but.
Oh, that's true.
You can just come after IHart Festival.
Mm-hmm.
I thought be super close.
But yeah, I'll talk to you offline.
Offline.
Stop it.
Roger that.
I'm going to be, it's, I told you, when anyone just comes into watching me dance in practice,
I get a little tight, little nervous.
When there's a whole room full of people and cameras and I'm on national TV dancing live,
I'm going to be going out of my skull.
Yeah.
I can't even imagine.
I can't even imagine.
And it's going to be so crazy.
And I have terrible days, too, where I'm just like, I'm never going to be able to do it.
And then I have days.
like I trained yesterday.
And I finished and I thought, well, that wasn't a good day, but I made some progress.
Because I have two dances.
Whatever.
It's crazy fun, meaning I like a challenge.
So Monday night, Dancing with Stars.
They've had 27 seasons.
So I was doing the math.
So I'm like the 300th biggest celebrity.
300th?
Well, I mean, like 12, 13 people a season for 27 years.
There have been a lot of people on this show.
So I'm excited.
I'm excited.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So Miss Denise, a school bus driver, she hadn't been feeling well, but she thought she could make it through her shift.
But then her vision got blurry, so she's driving a bus full of kids.
She's like, okay, I got to pull over.
And she doesn't remember what happened next.
But she was told that four of the teens on the bus came to her aid and rescue.
They lifted her from her seat, laid her down on her back.
Someone called 911.
They followed instructions from the 911 operator on how to best help her.
And they kept her, you know, safe until EMS could get there and police arrived and then took her to the hospital for treatment.
And Ms. Denise is like, I wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for those awesome students on my bus that helped me.
That's crazy.
I know.
Like teenagers.
Normally they'd be like, oh, what's wrong with you?
I'm on my phone.
Oh, is that what they do, Amy?
I don't know.
That's funny.
All right.
Thank you.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Hey, what's happening, guys?
You know, you get on your phone.
You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do.
There's a lot of games, a lot of apps out there.
But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends.
And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone.
And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends.
There's a ton.
They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles,
thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect.
It's the perfect game to play whenever you want.
You can play with family, friends, by yourself.
Either way, you won't give boys.
and you won't be using your thumb going,
ah, there's nothing to do on my phone.
The best part, you can even play without internet connection,
so you can play literally anytime, anywhere.
Morgan number two plays it before the show starts.
I catch myself playing best fiends,
just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends.
Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends.
Download best fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today.
That's Friends Without the R.
Best fiends, and you can be part of the club.
Folks, it's your buddy.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
I got to tell you, Amy, I ordered some food the other night.
I get an Uber Eats.
Where you get on this app and you order your food and then an Uber driver picks it up and drives it over to you.
And it was from an Asian restaurant.
And I like those Shashito peppers.
Are you familiar with those?
Yes, I am.
And like one out of eight or something's hot.
I'm not sure what the mathematical equation is.
It was the hottest thing I ever had in my life.
It was the hot.
There was nothing I could do.
It felt like there was fire sitting on my.
tongue and I could not get it off.
How that's the worst.
I turn the water on.
My tongue's underneath it.
I'm drinking coconut water.
I'm spitting it out.
I'm brushing my tongue.
I'm doing every.
I could not get the heat off my tongue.
Is it still there?
No, but it was there for like two hours.
Oh, yeah, that's not good.
I don't understand how people eat hot stuff like that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I know what you're supposed to do, which I don't really do dairy milk, but dairy milk, but
dairy milk.
is supposed to be the cure for hot stuff in your mouth.
Do people who like hot things like that feeling,
or do those hot things not affect them like that?
I think it's that everyone's affected differently.
Because my husband can handle way more hot things than I can.
Like he'll eat it and love it and does not affect him.
And I'll eat something and I'll be like, whoa, too much can't handle it.
I'd never had something.
I mean, what, 30 minutes later, Mindy?
I was in our little apartment just going, dude, I can't do anything.
It was so hot.
Do you guys like hot things or no? Around the room, lunchbox?
Yeah, I like hot things.
My favorite thing is jalapeno chips.
Ooh, whoo, I love them.
Are jalapeno chips hot?
Yeah.
I mean, mildly, dingy.
I felt like ate a ghost pepper.
That's what I felt like I ate.
Eddie, you have to like the hot stuff, right?
I do, I do.
And the older I get, my taste buds, I guess, are numb to things now, so nothing's really
hot to me anymore.
Why you jump on Eddie?
Because he's Mexican?
Yeah.
That's what's up.
Eddie, our video guy.
Amy assumed he liked hot things.
She was right though.
I was right.
Actually, he happens to be Mexican, but it's because he's from South Texas.
Like, most people, even if they're, I don't care of their ethnicity, if you're from South Texas, you like hot things.
Well, lunchbox likes pepper chips.
He likes that fake alipanial powder.
Oh no, hold on, hold on.
When I eat Blue Apron, it says make it as spicy as you want, add as much of the spice.
We always add all the spice because we like spicy things.
Such a rebel.
Okay.
You know what?
You're hardcore.
That's it.
I'm going to eat a jalapeno today just to prove you guys wrong.
Okay.
Well, it's also a kind of jalapeno too.
And with the seeds.
Yeah.
Let's do this.
It's time for the morning corny.
Over to Amy.
A morning corny.
What's the medical term for owning too many dogs?
What's the medical term for owning too many dogs?
A roverdose.
Clap it up.
There it is.
There it is.
Come on.
Thank you.
That was the morning corny.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Morgan number two runs all of our social media and our website.
She's also the youngest on the show.
And we often wonder what the 24-year-olds care about.
Here we go.
We have officially gotten the first full trailer for Mary Poppins returns.
And it shows Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins as well as Lynn Manuel Miranda and Merrill Street in their roles.
Hey, so, but what's the purpose of this show, this movie?
It's basically a sequel, and it's set 25 years after the original.
Oh, that's cool.
I thought it was just a remake of Mary Poppins, so she's older and wiser now,
and the guy from Hamilton's in it?
Yeah, and it's basically a modern Mary Poppins.
Love it.
Well, that's what 24-year-olds care about.
Thank you very much, Morgan number two.
Yeah.
So I guess Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin got married, for real, huh?
Oh, it happened, it happened?
Well, the headline I have here says Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin are officially husband and wife.
Oh, dang. I missed the whole wedding.
Oh, you didn't get invited?
Guess not.
People magazine reports to exchange vows in a New York City courthouse.
Oh, okay.
Sources are saying Justin did not demand a pre-nup.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Amy, aren't you so anti-prin-up?
Yeah, I am. I think it's cool, but I'm shocked that he didn't.
But love is love.
Love is love is love.
My theory is I'm never getting divorced anyway, so what's the difference if we sign an insurance paper?
I'm not trying to get in a car wreck, but I haven't.
But okay, this is not that, right?
This is not that.
This is not that.
But she, maybe she does, I mean, she's a bald one.
She maybe has a lot going on.
It doesn't matter.
It's not about what you had.
She has a lot going on, moving forward.
He's deeply in love.
Justin honestly believes that Haley is his soulmate.
She's worth about $2 million.
Oh, okay.
Justin's worth about $250 million.
Oh. Oh.
That hurts you, lunchbox?
Yeah, he needs to get a better business manager
because he made a terrible decision
not signing a pre-nup.
No, he didn't.
Love is, love is love.
Yeah, I mean, I understand love is love is love
and I love a pre-nup.
And most of these Hollywood relationships work out.
Duh.
All the time.
Did you get a pre-nup lunchbox?
No, I didn't get a pre-nup.
I don't have anything, man.
Well, but you should, you could, you aspire.
to get things. Like, you have big dreams.
Yeah, I do have big dreams. And when those come, we'll sign a contract that you don't take it.
You have a baby now. You're done, dude.
I'm in trouble.
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ, Justin has applied for dual citizenship.
He will retain his Canadian citizenship. He will also become an American citizen as well.
Justin was born in Ontario, Canada.
So I'm going to give you guys an easy U.S. citizenship test, okay?
Oh, yeah.
Write your answer down here.
Okay.
Yeah, Ramondo, if you have that American.
and music. You can play that, please. The idea
of self-government
is in the first three words of the
Constitution. What are these three words? The first three words
of the Constitution are what? I'm in.
Oh, that's easy. Hmm.
I'm in for the win. Amy? We the people.
Lunchbox? The preamble.
We the people. Wait,
what? What? He's showing off.
Yeah, that's what it's called. It's called the preamble. I'm asking
for the first three words only. We the people.
Okay, correct.
I had to memorize that in fourth grade.
What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Oh, that's that.
Oh, my gosh.
It's, uh, thou shalt not kill neighbor.
Those are the ten commandments.
Oh, my goodness.
Amy.
Amy, let them.
Oh, okay.
Wait, now I can't.
I don't know.
I know this, but I can't.
can think of it. Thank you, Amy.
Oh, shoot.
I'm in for the win.
Amy?
I don't know.
Lunchbox?
I have now.
I have changed it to Bill of Rights.
Yes, that's it.
It's the Bill of Rights.
Yes.
Amy, he was going to Ten Commandments until you said...
Well, I know. He was joking.
No.
I don't think he was.
Okay.
What are the three branches of the U.S. government?
I'm in.
Hold on.
I'm in for the win.
Lunchbox.
Check.
balances and veto.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, this is going to make up for my dumb bill of rights brain.
Hey, lunchbox, I like to hear that again, please, the three branches of the government.
Checks, balances, and veto.
Because you have to have veto power to make sure they don't get out of control.
Just missed it.
Amy?
Judicial, executive, and legislative.
Correct, Amy.
Thank you.
Dang.
What we have here, a tie?
Yeah, we're tied.
Tiebreaker.
Okay.
Are we in America?
yet? No, I'm not in order
of the bill rights.
How many U.S. senators are there?
What?
I'm in.
Sure. I'm in for the win.
How many U.S. senators are there?
Lunchbox.
I mean, there's 52 states, so 52 people.
What?
Oh, my God.
What was the 52nd state out of the union?
Well, I think it was either Hawaii or Alaska
were the last one.
Who is 52, though?
Hawaii, I think. I'd go Hawaii.
Hawaii was the 50th state.
Okay, so then Alaska was 52?
There's not 52 states. Unless you're counting Pluto, and that's, you know.
Oh, that's a dwarf state.
They've now said Pluto's a planet again.
Can we stop with that? It's either a planet or not planet, but I did not know that.
Okay, so I'm going to say we got two extra for Washington, D.C., because it's not a state and Puerto Rico, so 52.
Amy?
100.
100 senators is correct. Two for each state.
50 states. Thank you.
Well, I was on to something with the two.
Amy, who's the father of our country?
Father Abraham had many sons.
That's the Bible.
We can go into the, I mean, the father, the founder.
Who's known as the father of our country?
George Washington?
Correct. There you go.
She's the winner. Hit that song.
Yeah, Amy.
Oh, boy.
Except for you, Bill O'Right, you did pretty good.
I know, thanks.
My brain wasn't, I knew it wasn't going to think of it.
It just was having a little moment.
Well, you won passage to the country.
Lunchbox did not.
Lunchbox is still in.
Where are you, lunchbox?
I'm in the 52nd state.
I'm waiting for us to get admitted.
Bohemia?
Is that what you're saying from?
I am part Bohemia.
My grandma is.
Yeah, yeah.
No, she is from.
Oh, my goodness, you guys.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
A California town appoints
Max the Golden Retriever as a mayor for the fifth term.
Wow.
The people of Idol Wild, California, elected a dog as the mayor of their town.
The Golden Retriever Maximus Mighty Dog Mueller II, also known as Mayor Max, has been the incumbent for five years, preceded by his uncle, who's also named Max.
Wait, how does that work?
How do you have a dog for mayor?
I don't know, but cats get elected too.
Wait, what's happening in this town?
I don't know.
My uncle was mayor of a really small town once, and we were all shocked.
Your uncle's a human.
I know, but we were still shocked because of his personality.
We were like, and he was mayor for like 18 years.
So, I mean, it happens.
Well, I guess the dog appoints a chief of staff that actually does all the work.
Well, I mean, yeah, you have to have somebody that can, like, communicate and sign things.
I mean, if it, go ahead.
Well, I mean, I just wonder, like, if this offers you any hope for being governor of Arkansas
because, I mean, if a dog can become mayor.
Then what?
Then I can become governor, is what, you're saying?
Maybe.
Yeah, I do feel like I'll be governor of Arkansas one day.
Do you still plan on running?
Oh, absolutely.
Not even a second thought.
Okay.
I mean, no, I mean, I just wonder, I feel like we need updates on that from time to time,
like if you're still considering it.
And I feel like there's certain things in your life.
Like Dancing with the Stars is going to make you more of a household name.
So when people go to that voting booth, they're going to be like, I remember that guy.
He can dance.
Yeah, I don't know about that part of it.
But I do plan.
Listen, I thought about running this year, 2018.
I ended up not because of Dancing with the Stars.
Priorities.
Yeah, that's why.
Yeah, I do believe in my heart that I will be the governor of Arkansas.
Probably eight years.
Okay.
When I'm 46.
That way I can still run for president at like 50, 54.
It's a good age for president.
Yeah, like not too old, but not too young.
You have experience.
Yeah.
Make my own money.
Listen, that politics is going to age you, though.
You need to be prepared for that.
Whenever people enter a term when you're voting for them and then four years later, they have aged hardcore.
A lot of stress.
It's like me on this show.
It's so much.
Whatever.
You're like Benjamin Buttons.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Back in 95, Wesley Ryan had a wife, two kids, and he found out his wife has cancer.
She needed surgery.
And he said, man, I don't have enough money for the surgery.
So he sold his ideal car, his favorite car of all time, a 1993 Ford Mustang to get the money for the cancer surgery.
Well, his kids are adults now.
Mom is cancer free.
They went down, tracked the money.
staying down and re-bought it for their dad.
Wow, that's a good one.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bone.
Let's America.
We have a story here about a high school doing away with homecoming king and queen.
Come on.
They say it's the greater good.
Chelsea High School is bidding farewell to the ever-controversial homecoming queen contest.
Just in time for the new school year, the Student Council Board of Chelsea High School
has parted ways
amid bullying issues.
Quote, we don't want
one of the biggest awards
at our school
to be associated with
pretty or popular stereotypes.
Lunchbox, you don't like this?
This is so annoying.
Why can we not have people win things?
It's okay to have votes.
You have student council
where they vote for president.
That could be a popularity vote.
Just because someone doesn't win
doesn't mean it's bullying.
I was prom king.
People liked me.
Sorry.
Don't take away my glory.
Don't take away.
their glory, what is the harm
in having that? I just do not understand
taking it away. This is,
we are turning into a bunch of
cissies. Amy, your thoughts
on them removing the homecoming king
and queen replacing it with excellence
award. I mean,
I don't have a problem with king and
queen. Maybe I'm
just not, I'm not immersed in
the school system and seeing what kids are going
through, but I'm
fine with keeping king and queen.
I lean towards traditional things,
at times I know that things change
and if it really is an issue amongst the
students and the faculty, then maybe it
does need to be re-evaluated. What do you think?
Well, I think the fact that there's still an
Excellence Award still, there's a winner. So it's not, there's
no winner or loser. That's a good point. Oh, but what about
those people that don't win the excellence law? We should
ban that because that's bullying. But they're not, though.
Now you're just projecting that under that
but there still is a competition.
How did you feel as a
person in your school, your peers?
Like, you weren't the popular one?
Thank you for reminding me because I just thought I was
I've been feeling pretty popular.
Come on dancing with the stars. I'm like, hey, I'm kind of popular.
Thank you for taking me back done to Earth.
No, I think this is an important thing to consider.
I know.
I just kidding.
You're a good sample of like what it feels like to be...
I mean, we got lunchbox over here who was Mr. Awesome Prom King.
But then you were part of a, you know...
I got beat up and picked on it.
I was the poor kid, yeah.
There was probably no way you were ever going to be Prom King.
Did those type of awards bother you?
Did you still vote and participate and feel happy for whomever won?
or what?
Well, I was a happy for whom I just never thought I would win.
I wasn't cool or the best athlete.
Here's my thing about this specifically is that as long as every situation is dealt with individually,
like if there's a real problem at the school, they need to address it.
I'm not talking about this problem or this school.
It doesn't matter where the problem is.
If there is something that's really bad happening, you should always be able to go in and tinker with things.
Yeah.
And so they didn't go, we're not having an award.
they went instead of king and queen
and basing it on just looks,
we're going to do an excellence award
that also factors in grades,
that also factors in participation in school,
all of these are new voting requirements.
Things change.
Things morph.
And if we're not moving forward,
we're going backward.
So in like 20 years,
people would say,
I was prom excellence.
I was Excellence Award winner at prom.
Yeah.
Listen, I don't have a problem.
If there's a real issue with that school,
then they should fix it,
the end.
And so I don't think every,
schools should go were eliminating king and queen because some schools that may be happening just
wonderfully.
But I'm okay with them changing it's Excellence Award.
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I wish that the Excellence War would have been when I was in school.
I would have had a shot at it.
Shout out to my niece, who's probably listening right now in West Texas, that legit
just won homecoming queen.
What up?
Hey, Brooke.
She really did.
I just got the pictures.
Yeah, good for her.
It's awesome.
It's an honor.
It'll stay with you the rest of your life.
You'll feel proud of it 20 years down the road.
Just ask me.
And you should.
You should.
you should. I'm proud for you, lunchbox.
Thank you. That's probably your biggest achievement. That or your baby.
Prom king, for sure. A lot of people have babies. Not as many people are named Prom King.
That's a good point there.
The Bobby Bones Show.
How do you feel about Maroon 5 being the Super Bowl halftime act, Amy?
I like it. I'm a little shocked by it because I'm like, oh, Maroon 5, they don't seem big enough.
But I think once they get out there and they start playing all their hits, it's going to be awesome.
Yeah, they have a ton of hits.
Yes, the ones we don't think about.
And they've been around forever.
They were around when we were doing pop rock.
Maybe before you, Amy, before you ever joined the show,
you were probably still selling granite.
Probably, probably just listening to them on the radio.
Probably just listen to the Bobby Bone Show calling in like you used to.
I did.
I'm such a loser.
No, callers are good.
I don't know.
It doesn't mean you're a loser.
No, I mean, I just felt like I got way too excited about calling in,
which I guess we should say it's not a loser thing because we do like people calling.
I love calling.
I know. I'm judging myself.
You ended up being a co-host of the show.
I'm judging myself because I remember getting to work that day.
Because I got through.
I was in traffic for 45 minutes and you did a segment and you took callers and I got through and I got to be on the radio and I was so excited.
And I walked into work and I was so pumped and I was like, y'all, I think that everyone's going to be like, we heard you on the radio.
And then nobody heard me first of all.
And then they're like, what are you talking about?
And I was like, I was on the Bobby Bone show.
And they were like, what?
I was like, never mind.
Y'all didn't even know what's up.
And I didn't even know you.
No.
And then we became friends.
I know.
And then you became a co-host.
Lunchbox, what do you think about Maroon 5?
I didn't realize they were still big.
I knew they were big back in the day.
I went to their concert back in the day and there was her song and it was like standing there in the poor and rain.
And I was making out to a chick in the poor and rain at their concert.
So that's the only thing I remember about Maroon 5.
You know what he's talking about him?
So my voice, I don't have a full voice.
I'm fighting leninitis, but it's a, she will be love.
That's it.
Yeah.
I don't mind when every day.
I'm in the core and the pouring rain.
Yeah.
Hey, do I sound better?
Do I sound better like that?
That was pretty good.
Raspi and.
Well, my company's mad at me.
They don't want me on the air today.
Our company?
Our company, IHart Radio.
Oh, okay.
Well, I don't know.
Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, no, no.
Well, everybody's mad at me because I'm sick.
What am I going to do?
But I have to sing Saturday at I art festival.
And they're like, stop.
You're hurting your voice.
And I'm like, the radio show and the people that listen are at each are more important to me.
Yeah.
What will you do say you have to get out there and sing?
You just be, I mean, you just, you give everybody all you've got anyways.
What if you have to get up there and you have to be like, right?
What the raging idiots?
What's that voice?
That's your voice where you can really do.
Eddie and I, Eddie, our video producer and I are in a band called The Raging Idiots
and we're playing the outdoor stage at our I Heart Radio Music Festival.
We're just going to be amazing.
Yeah, be good.
It's super cool.
I got to get my voice back.
You know what song I love for Maroon 5?
is this one right here.
Check it up.
Cardi B comes in.
Cardi, Trinacarty.
Everybody, come on.
Let me get a Saudi.
Come over to body.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, they're doing a simple halftime show.
It's a Bobby Bone show.
What happened, Amy?
Well, someone was doing a parking lesson,
and somehow they wound up with their car
in the middle of the community swimming pool.
You know how there's, like, public pools
with, like, ropes and lanes,
and people go swim laps and do whatever.
Well, imagine you're there,
chilling at the pool,
and a car just comes driving right in
and sinks to the bottom. Nobody was hurt.
Everyone was able to get out of the car
but it was just definitely
a little parking lesson incident
gone wrong.
I can't park either though.
Oh but yeah but you can avoid
probably driving into a community
swimming pool. I don't know, Ann.
My Jeep is so big.
Yeah. You have trouble parking
straight within the lines.
That's just called bad parking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a terrible parker.
I'm a great driver.
Terrible Parker.
I, on the other hand, am an okay driver, but an excellent parker.
You're not a good driver.
But I'm a good Parker.
All right.
Yeah.
I nail.
I can park.
I can parallel.
I can do it all.
That poor kid.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
It wasn't a kid.
Oh, it was an old man.
I assumed it was a kid too, but it was older people like 50s.
Well, 50s isn't old?
Older than a kid.
Oh.
I didn't say old.
I said older.
Because we assumed a teenager.
I assumed 16.
Yeah, I assumed teenager.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A man was billboard shamed for not paying his bills.
Morgan number two, our 24-year-old digital was telling me about this.
What happened, Morgan number two?
Yeah, so a contractor took to the billboards because he hadn't been paid for his work, and that was his revenge.
That's humiliating.
Oh, that's tough because you've got to pay for that, too, though.
as someone who decided to buy billboards before,
but also I got shamed in the newspaper once
because I didn't pay, when I bought my mom a couple acres.
You didn't pay taxes.
I didn't.
I didn't know.
I'm an idiot.
So I bought her a couple acres of land in a trailer.
That's when I was like, oh, I can finally take care of my mom.
And then I didn't pay taxes on it.
And all of a sudden there's a big article in the paper
about how I don't pay my taxes.
It was so embarrassing.
Then I had to go to jail?
No, you didn't.
Because you went and made it right?
Yeah, I just sent a check
and then eventually got cashed.
I sold the land since then, so
I'm clear, but yeah.
So once you paid off, did they go in the newspaper
and say, hey, Bobby Bones is all clear, he's awesome.
Now they forgot to put that in the news.
They only like to call you out for, you know.
But it worked.
It worked because I was humiliated.
A listener found it and said,
hey, you didn't pay your taxes.
That's, that's a good one.
The Bob Bow Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, so Bobby, I mean, you've witnessed me being a mom for about eight or nine months now.
Yeah.
Would you define me as like a helicopter parent or pretty laid back or chill?
I think your situation's different though.
Like you adopted two children from another country.
So I think you were fairly helicopter at first, but at a necessity.
And I think at times, I don't know, I kind of like your style.
Like you're, you border on between cool mom but still somewhat disciplinary.
I think you got a good balance with the, you have a tough hand dealt to you.
Well, yeah, I mean, but we chose it and I mean, I'm thankful for it.
But so there's helicopter parenting.
We hear all about that.
And I definitely try not to hover over my kids, that's for sure.
But now there's lawnmower parenting.
Have you heard of it?
No, what's that?
Okay, it's when parents mow down on any obstacle that might keep their kid from having, like, the best life possible.
And it made me think of you because teachers are now noticing,
these lawnmower parents because parents protect them from any sort of adversity, struggle, or
failure because they feel like failure is going to like ruin their life. So they like, you know,
mow over it. They like step in front of it. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, I got you. But really,
kids need to fail, right? Well, I had fertilizer parents. They just made problems for me like crazy.
They had grew problems in front of me. They even made the grass. What? I mean, the way you're
saying it is funny, but it's not funny. Yeah, listen, I think. I think.
that we get too wrapped up and not letting our kids struggle with adversity because we don't
want them to feel bad.
We like to protect things that we love.
But tough love is also love too.
And teaching is a very valuable part of love and not all teaching.
It's fun.
So it's a fine line.
I don't think anyone gets right.
But I'm just going to kind of whenever, you know, listen, I'm an expert parent.
What can I say?
I have no kids.
So, yeah.
What else you have over there?
Okay, so this is a movement that's on social media right now by teenagers to get their schools to stop making them give presentations in front of their classes or something we probably all had to do.
But they're protesting because they say public speaking makes them anxious and gives them anxiety and teachers need to recognize that it's real.
And if they don't want to speak in front of the class, they shouldn't have to.
Thoughts on that, Governor Bowles.
I'm okay with that, though.
I mean, listen, if you don't like speaking and it's not like you're going to go do a big math presentation
if you don't want to be someone who does math the rest of their life.
You may have to do a little bit of math.
I'm okay with that.
I think school sometimes we get focused on all this crap we're never going to do.
So you don't want to speak.
Don't speak.
You know, I don't know.
I don't have a problem with that.
I know, but public speaking, that was part of our, like, I remember being a mandatory thing.
So now people can just get out of it.
It's like foreign language.
That was a mandatory thing too.
What am I speaking friends?
You know?
How many years of French did you take?
Four.
In college.
You know how much I know?
Well, I took eight years of Spanish.
How's that working out?
Hola, how much says?
Yeah, listen, I'm fine.
But what do I care?
All right, what else?
That's about all I know.
Well, we haven't talked about this yet,
so I thought I'd bring it up
because my sister is in some family betting game
for the football season.
And I saw that this gambler won
like $84,000 on a $5
bet from like...
How many games did he parley there does it say?
What does Parley mean?
He did 15. He bet every NFL game.
All he had to do is pick the winner this past Sunday and Monday night
and he picked all 15 winners.
$5 bet, $185,000.
Yeah, he went 16 and 0.
Yeah, Parlay Amy means he has to get every single bet right to win anything.
And he wanted all.
Oh, it's so crazy.
Oh, well, my sister and I were just talking about this story last night
and she found it interesting because she's learning how they have this family betting game
and they look at the Vegas odds and there's like her sister-in-law is the commissioner
and my sister's like we could win a lot of money if we do good at it.
My sister has never cared about football in her life and I'm like,
maybe this is something I need to get into to start caring about football.
Well, let us not forget.
Hashtag never forget that I was, when Vegas opened up the lines for Dancing with the Stars,
I was picked last at 20 to 1.
Yeah.
Worst odds.
Hashtag never forget.
Hashtag.
Motivated.
All right, is that a name?
Yeah, congrats to that dude on his big win.
All right, there you go.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Hey, let's go catch up with Morgan number two.
What's happened in Morgan number two in the world of country music?
Well, Dustin Lynch's favorite female singer, Reba McIntyre, was the one who inducted him into the Grand Ole Opry.
I saw that. Yeah, and good for Dustin.
Love that he's in the opera.
He loves the opera.
Dustin's a buddy of mine the day after he was invited him and I had a good conversation about it.
He was so pumped.
And so, yeah, good for him on that.
What else?
Brothers Osborne posted on Instagram
They were celebrating a young fan
who had a sign at their concert that read
It's all my fault
Now I saw that picture
I said it ain't my fault
Yeah I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Yeah, when else you got
Morgan number two? Garth Brooks wrote a song for the
contestant from America's Got Talent
His name's Michael and not only did he write him a song but now
Michael gets to sing the song during Garst show at Notre Dame
Oh wow that's a big old 85th day
Garth Brooks sold 85,000 tickets and I think three hours
at Notre Dame.
I think that guy's got a future.
I'm just guessing.
You know, I'm known as like the guy
who can guess things sometimes.
Yeah.
I feel good about that Garth guy.
Anything else, Morgan, number two, before we go?
Yeah, Kelly Clarkson is about to get our own talk show
and it's going to be airing right before Ellen's show.
What?
I saw that.
Did it get picked up?
I know they were doing a pilot.
Did the show get picked up?
Yes.
And it's going to also include a live component from her tour next year.
Wow.
Who knew?
Listen, I'm going to tell you, if I go,
far on Dancing with the Stars, they're going to offer me The Bachelor. I can already tell you.
How do you...
Whoa. Hey. It's confident.
Are you sure?
You better take it. I don't think I would take it.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness. Do you be so disappointed in you?
Bobby!
If I'm still single and I go top three on Dancing with the Stars, I believe in the ABC family
I would be offered the Bachelor.
Oh, yeah, because ABC, ABC. I get it. I get what you're saying now.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, Grocery John Joe is on.
on this season.
Grocery Store Joe.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Yeah.
At least you got grocery right.
I like that guy.
Is that it?
Morgan number two.
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Show's over today.
Amy,
your thoughts on today.
Oh, man.
I just need you to rest your voice
for the rest of the day.
No more talking.
That's it.
I know, I know.
Me too, me too.
Thank you for listening.
Lachshbox you go, bud.
I'm great, man.
I have a great day.
I hope you get better.
I mean, we need you at 100%.
I know, I got to go train though.
I got to get so dancing in.
Hey, hey.
No, don't sing.
Stop singing.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
You think it's a big joke?
Yes, I think it's a big joke.
You're messing with your feet.
Can you hear my voice breaking down again a little bit of a?
Yes.
I'm telling you I can, so you need to stop.
Because I'm a freaking iron man.
I wanted to work yesterday with no voice, but they wouldn't let me.
I don't want to let my people down.
They come every morning and they dedicate their morning drive to us.
You know what I mean?
No, I totally know what you mean.
I hate it. I hate not being here for our people. And then they yell at me on Twitter. And I'm like, don't you know that would be there? I would want to be there. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're very great. If you're not able to be here tomorrow because of that. I know. There's a chance won't be able to be here. Exactly. All right. Thank you guys. See tomorrow. Bye.
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