The Bobby Bones Show - Waiter Flirts With Eddie's Wife + How Would You Spend $100?

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

A waiter hit on Eddie's wife at a family dinner. Show members talk about how they would spend a free $100. Bobby plays isolated song vocals for the crew to see if they can guess the artists. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah. Good morning. Welcome to Wednesday show. More Studio. Morning. Yeah. Yeah, Chelsea in Oklahoma. Yes.

What's happening? Oh, nothing much. Just to work. Yeah, what kind of job you get? I actually work in the old film. What time do you have to wake up? I get up about 3.30 every morning. Man, I feel that pain, huh?

Yeah. Let me ask you a question, Chelsea, because I wake up at 3. There's rarely a morning, if ever, that I'm just happy to wake up at 3. I'm not a morning person, and I have a morning person job. How does that work for you? You go to bed late and you get up early, so it stinks. You take naps all day? No.

Yeah, I need to. Lunchbox takes naps all day. Every day. Amy, do you take naps at all? Occasionally, but... Did the kids cut those out? Yeah, well, the other day I took a nap here at the office just because I knew. Why?

Yeah. Like, I was up here, right there on that couch. I set my alarm for 20 minutes, and I, like, tried to sleep, but then lunchmogs and Eddie kept walking in and I'm like, hello, I'm trying to take a quick nap here. Locked the door. No, I'm not going to, no. It was awkward. I thought her husband maybe kicked her out of the house.

No, we were already here working and it was a 20 minute nap. Like it wasn't like I was sleeping here overnight. It was the middle of the day. Just trying to get a little shut eye? No, I had to go meet up with them and then there wasn't enough time to drive home. So in that time of, instead of driving home, I took a nap and it actually was amazing. I was like, lunchbox might be on to something. He goes to bed.

No, he does sleep, four hours, five hours sleep. Yeah, it's not a 20 minute. My husband taught me, no, 20 minutes is not. Combat nap is what we call them at our house, and they actually can be highly effective. So when your husband was serving, would he literally take combat naps? Yeah, and he still does at home. I mean, I guess that's just what they nickname him, but yeah, you sleep when you can, and he can literally shut his eyes and fall asleep like anywhere.

He may have to have his little mask and ear plugs in, but he'll go to sleep. Why they got to be little? Right now, why should make his little mask? It's like an eye mask when it blocks out the light and then the ear plugs. Do you make fun of them for the mask? Well, listen, it was mine. Oh, oh. Is it pink?

No, it's black. But he may have to stop wearing it because he thinks it's breaking him out. See? Throwing them under the bus completely. It's cute, though. Chelsea, you hearing this? They work, though. That's 20 minutes tired enough.

They work. See? Well, hey, I appreciate your calling. Anything you want to say? No, you guys make my day whenever I listen to you. I have been able to listen to you guys for about a lot. week. I've been having some issues with my mom, but when I do get listening to you guys, you guys make my day. Well, thank you very much, and I hope things get better with your mom. I appreciate you calling.

The Bobby Bone Show. Amy sent me a story, and the link was how to email like a boss. And I thought it meant how to email like a boss. Like a boss. Like a boss. But really it's how to email like a boss. Like a legit boss. Like a CEO. And basically you just need to respond to emails quickly to the point as possible. And that's how you stay efficient and you get things done. And I've always thought of Bobby's email style as, I don't know, sort of like rude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not boss-like, but just short and like confusing because it would make me think like, oh, is he being short with me?

Like if I done something wrong and then I analyze it for 10 minutes, which I shouldn't do. But really, what I learned after I read this is like, oh my gosh, Bobby's just been emailing like a boss. Like a boss in both ways. Oh, because that's what they do. Because then otherwise, if you spend too long on your email, that's not a good use of time. And then if you don't respond because you want to do some crazy long response, your email's back up. Again, you're not efficient. For me, if I get an email, I try to get it back out of my box as fast as possible.

Oh, wow. With my thoughts that need. And the article is emailing like a CEO. Okay. Well, I type so much, they end up being a draft. Oh, Amy's are. And then I'm like, maybe I'll send this later when I have more time to do another paragraph. So, yeah, I do get in trouble for my tone.

tone. But it's not your tone. I like to call my tone CEO tone. Yeah. Like a boss. Yeah. Yeah. But it's everything you need in an answer.

Maybe you get one of those email signatures that, you know, it's the automatic goes with all your emails at the bottom. Like it's signed. Bobby. P.S. Read this like I'm a boss. Like, don't get offended. Like, I'm not being rude. I'm just emailing like a boss.

Starting with not being rude. Yeah. It sounds like the signatures way longer than any email that I'm. But it's already there. you don't even have to think about it. It's just there. It just goes with the email. And that way, people know, like me, who have known you for 10 years, but I still analyze every email. Longer than 10 years. Oh, yeah, you're right. Way longer than 10 years. Like 12 or 13 years. But I know, like, it's just you, yeah, you're just being efficient. I'm going to try it out. I bet I'll clear up. Let's see how many emails I have unread in my, oh, 1,647. All right. Start emailing back like a boss. Hey, Terrell in Oklahoma?

Yeah, yeah What up, buddy? Oh man, I just wanted to call A long time listener, big time fan Commute about an hour and a half, two hours every day at work And do guys' shows on the radio Non-stop on the way home on the way there

And positivity is awesome And you guys are great to listen to And I just want to say congrats on winning Dancing with the Stars It was the first and only season I've ever watched We'll watch That's funny Hey, so what do you do for 11?

I work at a fire department. And so you drive hour and a half to two hours every day? Well, the way it plays out is we work 10 days a month, so it ends up being about 20 or a little bit more days a month that end up making the commute, which isn't terrible. Oh, yeah, okay, I get it. So you don't have to do it as much, but when you do it, it's a little longer. I guess kind of like a shift, too, right?

Like, taught me through a shift for you. So we work 24-hour shifts, 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. 8 to 5 Monday through Friday. We do anything from training to install smoke detectors for people in our community to fire prevention, pub ed, anything of that nature, train. And then after 5 o'clock, we kind of, it's like living with your second family. Have dinner. You know, we're at the station for 24 hours.

So sleep there. If we have a call in the middle of night, we're there. We're quicker to get out and go help someone if they need it. There's so many questions for you here. How about when you go to sleep? and you're at work because you have to sleep. But are you kind of sleeping with one eye open because you could get the call anytime?

Yeah, kind of. You don't sleep as well as you do at home, that's for sure. Everyone has little niches that they do to help them sleep a little bit lighter. I sleep with the TV on just so I have some background noise. Don't get to sleep as good as I do at home. But it's fun. I mean, it's an awesome job.

Do you have a fire pole that you jump down? Even if you don't need it, you just slide down the pole? No, we don't, man. They remodeled the station I'm at right before I got hired on. They took out the fire pole. They said it's too bad on the knees and the lower back. Everybody's getting older. Sorry, we've got to pull it out.

Okay, so, man, do you have a wife? Well, I don't know. You have a girlfriend? Yes. Okay, what does she think about you risking your life all the time? It's a noble thing that you're doing, but for her, I bet it's like, man. Like, it's tough, huh? Well, we actually met because of that.

I moved a little bit closer for a little while, and she was a bartender at a local restaurant, and we met because of the fire station, and she knew when we met that, hey, this is it, this is what I'm going to do no matter what, and she kind of realized how everything works out and how everything plays. And she's like, you know, I'm not really worried

because you guys wash more trucks and you go to fires. It only takes one fire, though, man. You're risking your life. Like, listen, all of us, the show, we really appreciate what you do. All jokes aside, I know you called to say something about our show, but we're just a bunch of goobers up here talking on the radio. Like, what you do, that's real life stuff, man. We appreciate you. I appreciate it, sir. It's awesome. Like I said, a big fan of you guys, let's get the road. Can I send this guy like a signed book or something?

Hey, can I send you a sign book? Will you read it? I don't even care if you read it. Will you take it and not throw it away? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, good. I have a book called Fail until you don't. Terrell, hold on the line here. I'm going to get you this. Come on. This guy's a hero right here. Come on. Risking his life every day. Come on. And then in his free time, or they install fire things in people's homes. I know.

I'm like, gosh, firefighters are awesome. Probably an old lady occasionally up in a tree by saving them. Come on. That's a good thing right there. I love that. Bobby bones. Hey, I'm going to give you isolated vocals from a famous singer. Just tell me what band they're in.

For example, listen to this clip. Here you go. How long, how long will I slide? I'd separate my son. Would you know who that is, Amy? Yeah? You would know that was Red Hoc Chili, whoever? Yeah.

We got a point if that were true. Okay, here we go. Name this. You can name the singer or the band, either one by their isolated vocals from a recording studio. Go. Stephen Tyler.

Correct. Good. Isn't that cool to hear that, Eddie? So awesome. I love it. Like, you hear it's straight vocals, you're the harmonies over the top of it? I love this.

I love this so much. Amy, name the lead singer. We'll just go lead singer only. Number two, go ahead. But if you never try, you'll never know. Just watch you work. Can you name that singer? Yep.

Go ahead. Chris Martin. Chris Martin, correct. Okay. Number three, isolated vocals from a recording studio. Name the singer. Go. Hello, hello, hello.

Here we are now. Here we are now. Entertainers. All right. Who is that? Do you know the song? Yes. It's just him in a studio singing

and they've taken the vocals off the recording, just the vocals. Who is that? Come on. I can't think of it. No? Nothing? No.

Eddie? Oh, that's so cool. That's Kurt Cobain. That's it. That's right. Man, I got chills. Listen to that clip. Let's do two more.

Here is the next one. And this is, I'll give you a hint. It's 1970s, okay? All right. Action. Mom, I can cry. If I'm not. Back again.

Carry on, carry on. Is if nothing really matter. Go ahead. Ready, Mercury. Yes, nice. All right, one more. Named this one. This is a singer's isolated vocals.

Go ahead. Do you have the time to listen to me wine about nothing and everything all at once. I am one of those melodramatic fools. neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Who's that? Sometimes I give myself the creep

No, you don't know it? No, I mean, I know the song But I can't think of who the guy is Or the band Do you know the band? I think I'm cracking up Yeah, I'm gonna be mad at myself You are gonna be mad at yourself

Because you for sure know it I know It's Green Day, Billy Joe Armstrong Oh, okay, Green Day Hey do this, play that back Amy, sing the harmonies to it Like sing the high part As it sings, ready?

And go Do you have the time to listen to me whine? Did I do it? Eddie, sing the harmony to do it. Mallow dramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it. Amy, go hot. Sometimes I give myself a crease.

There you go, Amy. Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. Goes enough. All right. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox Tell me something good Zoe Buck is in the fourth grade

And she's never had a haircut Her hair is all the way down to her knees And she's like, goes to her mom Says mom, you know what? It's time to get a haircut I want to donate my hair to wigs for kids And so she cut all her hair off So a kid with cancer can get a wig

Love it Yeah, how old was she? She's in fourth grade, never had a haircut A lot of hair too The lunchbox cut his hair once And he grew it all out And he was gonna donate it Yeah, but that's not why he grew it out.

Oh, yeah, it was a bet. It was a bet with his buddy. Your buddy Mark, right? Yeah, my buddy Mark. Yeah, his firefighter, and I hadn't had a hair cut in a month. He goes, man, it's the longest I've ever seen your hair. And I was like, man, I'll go a whole year without cutting my hair. He goes, bet you won't.

I said, okay, so we bet a thousand bucks. Jeez, who bet the thousand bucks? To grow your hair. Hey, let's be real. There was. All the things, yes. All of it. There was drinking involved.

And so, after. a year, I didn't get a dollar, but I had the long hair. So you did fulfill your end of the bet. He didn't pay you. No, he still owes me. But do you know why? Because that's too much money to bed over growing up. He got pregnant. It doesn't matter. That's still too much money. Oh, yeah. I mean, I understand that. But we had been drinking and six months into the bet when he got a girl pregnant, I was like, hey, dude, it's a lot of money. You're going to have a kid. You want to call off the bet? We'll just call it right now. He goes, no, man, I'm good for it. Still, here we are like 10 years later. He still owes me money.

And then his hair So he did decide to donate it to locks of love Or locks for love or whatever They used it right? Did you ever get your certificate I got rejected me Yeah Dude what?

Dude it was too gross They wouldn't take his hair Because it was too gross I mean and they rotate Like did you Did you enough sending it to clean up the oil spill? No that was a No one took your hair

No one took his hair It was gross It was funky and gross It was funky and gross It's not funky because it says when we use your hair we'll send you a certificate. Nothing.

No certificate. I'm still, I mean, God, I mean, it was long, dude. His hair was so long. Middle on my back. I mean, come on. Joe dirt in the back. You had hair in the back, just like that.

But all of it. It was Joe dirt front back side. And this was when Tom Brady had long hair. So every day, lunchbox just talking about how he looked like. Be honest. You don't. Everybody thought I looked like Tom Brady. But be honest.

No, no, no, no, you don't. No, no. But be honest. Long hair. Okay. But I do like her story. Yeah, good job, Zoe Buck. Good job, Zoe Buck.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Key West, Florida. A 22-year-old man went to a tattoo shop and got a shark tattoo on his calf. All right. And he said, ooh, it's going to be $200.

Let me run to the ATM and get the money. Yeah. Never came back. Only problem is he put the picture on Instagram. Oh, we put the picture of the tattoo? Of the, yeah, check out my new tat. Yeah. And the owner of the tattoo parlors said,

get your blank back here before I call the cops. God didn't come back, so he called the cops. I wonder how he was tipped off to that. I guess he just started, you know, searching social media and found the shark tattoo. He had to be from the same town, though, right? Yeah, Key West Florida. Like he had to live there. It wasn't like a spring breaker or something.

It wasn't someone on vacation. It was someone that lived there. Yeah, you should, stolen stuff you should never put online. Like, give it, what, three months? Okay, no one wants to do. No? You haven't no? Okay, okay.

All right. Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. How about looking in your feet and seeing the guy going, hey, get back here? You're probably like, oh, no. Delete, delete, delete. Let me see, I'm looking at the phones. I'm shocked at how many people have an escape fund. Oh, okay, yeah.

An escape fund is you put a little money to the side just in case you have to escape your marriage. Oh. She said the woman who I read the story about that you, just perfectly happy, but that every woman should have one just in case. Now I take it and go broader than women. Yeah. I mean, do you think she's speaking to women that aren't working? So then it has to be more shady because they're having to like sneak money into a fund?

No, she says, one of her friends said, hey, just put away X amount a month into your escape fund. And so she started doing it. And she's happy. Sounds hopeful. Like, yeah. Let's go over to Cody first. Marriage is great, but. Cody in Alabama. Hi, Cody.

What's going on, Bobby? What do you think about this, buddy? I actually had one. I had one and had to use it. Hmm. I didn't put it in there with oats of a divorce, but I just put, you know, some rainy day money away on the side and wind up having to use it for a divorce.

It rained. Yeah, it rained hard. Yeah, hard, and that rain took away half of stuff. Oh, not really. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Amy. Yeah. Do you have car insurance? I do.

Don't even talk. Do you want, no, no, no, this is like a pre-nup. No, can I just say something without you yelling at me? Yeah. If I can have the talking stick for a second? Okay. Yeah, you can't. It's your show.

Okay. Okay. But. You don't get lost. If you say, why would you do that? You don't want it to happen. Same thing with having car insurance. Life insurance.

Just in case. You don't want to have a car wreck. But if you do, isn't it nice to be covered? Yeah. For that rain day. You don't want to die. Yeah. But just in case you do, isn't it good that somebody else is covered?

That's all I'm saying. Kelly and North Dakota, you're on the air. Hey. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this escape fund? I think that every person should have a little bit of something set aside for them. And if they needed as a rescue fund, then yeah, that's what it is. Question.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's sick. It's your show. Go ahead.

Talk. Okay. Does the other person know about this fund? Or is it open? Because a pre-nup, you both know about it. It's been signed. You're all in the know. But if you're just kind of...

My husband knows. Oh, okay. So does he... He's a sole provider. Like, I work part-time. Wait, hold on. Wait, what? He's a sole provider and he's okay with you taking some of the money

in case one day y'all don't work on. I work part-time. Oh, okay. And so I, whenever I have, I do interior painting on this. When I have a big job, I put $100 away. And he knows that randomly I just take a little bit of my money and I just put it away. But he knows it's for that, not for clothes. Before we were married, he knew it was for that.

Now, we bought a boat with some of it. And I put it away. Yeah. And I agree with Cody. It's like a rainy day fund. And if that rainy day happens to be an escape, then it has to be an escape. Okay. You get called a rainy day fund.

Right. It could be for any kind of rainy day. In your mind, though, because one of my friends just texted me who got divorced recently and goes, hey, yo, skate funds aren't legal. I tried. Oh, really? Yeah, you can't call it that. It's got to be a different account. Rainy day fun.

And you can't even hide money. Yeah, that's why I'm like, people, as long as you know about it, does it make it more okay? Page. I'm going to go with a strong no. In my opinion, you should take whatever money that you're feeling you need to save on the side in case of a divorce and buy some counseling for your marriage. That's right. What if it's over? What if the counseling is done and you've exhausted it?

Okay, then you cannot call it an escape fun. I see what you're saying. Okay, piggy bank. We'll call it piggy bank. Okay, but if you're just putting money aside in case any crappy thing happens in your life and you're just so happy to use it for that, I'm okay with it.

But setting aside money is strictly for it just in case my husband decides to leave me, I'm not okay with. Okay, and I appreciate your opinion. You know, I'm not... Wait, hold on. If he's the one that's causing the leaving, then yeah, it might be good to have a little extra money.

Oh, a little hot sauce over there. I don't know. I can't decide. I guess if you both know about it, it just seems so not like hopeful in the right direction. I guess I'm just a southern Louisiana Baptist. No, I feel you. I'm with you.

Hey, she agrees with you. I do agree with you. I'm just also, sometimes it seems like, oh, what if you never, I mean, some people in some really hard situations where they might need a little escape fund. So I don't want to totally blanket hate it. And don't blanket hate it, Ed's birthday. Hey, Paige, I appreciate you.

Thank you. Thank you. See you later. Hey, let me do another one. Hey, Heather and Austin, what do you think about having an escape fund in a marriage? I had an escape fund. I had a secret account. My husband started turning really mean, and so I started putting money aside and plans to leave them.

And I did it, and I've exhausted all of those funds. So you would recommend what? You know, you should always have money. set aside because you never know who you marry until you really divorce them. Dang. You never know who you marry until you divorce them. And then the true side comes out. I just went to her one year long battle with my ex-husband and it's finally over, but it was

expensive. That just tells me this, Heather, as I'm listening to you, I go. I feel like Heather knows. She's been through. It's hard for me to go to somebody and take advice if they haven't screwed up a lot and what I'm asking about. So that would be, it'd be hard for me to go to a priest. and talk about marriage because he's never been married.

Oh. So that would be tough for me. So that being said, I feel like someone like Heather who's been through the ring and a divorce, maybe when I find the person I'm going to marry, I divorce them, see how that's going. And if I really feel good about it, get remarried again, like that's the test. Because you'll never know unless you divorce them. Because I'll never know who I'm married until I divorce them. That's a good philosophy.

Dang. I'm kidding a little bit, Heather. But thank you for your story. I appreciate that. And you kept money. You're welcome. You're welcome. All right.

I appreciate you. I have so many calls to say they do this that I don't even want to put anybody else on because I'll go to court and play this tape back. And I don't want to be part of any lawsuit, frankly. So there we have it. A lot of people are doing it. Yeah. I think if there's like concern of safety or something, it's a little bit different,

but just overall, like life is great, but I'm good with always regardless, not even relationship. But you would also be good. funds like hey and if she wants to have one great to have no problem with that i don't think i should get anything that she doesn't or she gets anything i don't okay but she wanted to do it great that's fair yeah yeah you probably need an escape fund from me you probably need a tunnel out of the bottom of the house i have literal and figured yes yeah everybody has one in here it's my bobby is i pay amy's escape fund too that's part of our deal uh all fund your escape fund yeah yeah how would you feel about me not if but when i get a pre-nup what do you mean feel about you i'm not

going to judge you for it. How would you feel? I'd feel like, wow, I really want to see you trust someone someday. And I feel like, I feel like if you ever do decide to get married, that person has had the ultimate trust that none of us have ever experienced. So I'd like to see you just fully just go all the way, you know? But it is all the way. Like, we're never getting divorced.

It's not going to matter. Listen to you, you're never going to divorce. It's not going to matter. Don't get the pre-nup. But it's never going to matter. So why not get the car insurance? I'm getting a wreck. That's another car side-swice me,

and I'm not paying attention. Yeah. Life. So confused. But I feel like Bobby's marriage can be more like, okay, look, I'm going to live here. You live there. We're going to eat at this time.

We're going to be done at this time. I'm going to have this bank account. You have that bank account. Basically, we're going to live separate lives. We're going to be married. Sign here. But she's not going to be judgmental. That's it.

Yeah, she's not going to judge. I'm not going to judge. The Bobby Bones show. What I will do is I will read a song in a dramatic form. Oh boy. Like a slam poem. You have to name what country song it is. Oh, cool. Okay.

Yeah. I like this. Okay. There we go. Got a girl from the South Side. Is it Eddie? I know my name. Let's write it down. I'm in the middle of a performance. I'm in the middle of a performance over here. My bad.

When you go to your slam poetry session, do you ever interrupt the person? Never. Sorry. I should have known better. Let me do it again Got a girl from the south side Got braids in her hair First time I seen her walk by

Man I about fell about my chair All right Men for the wind Is easy Don't look at my paper Eddie Amy Sam hot body like a back road

Lunchbox Body like a back road Eddie Body like a back road Eddie body like a back road That's right there Got a girl from the south side Got brazen air

Like that one? This sounds like already like slam poetry. Yeah, it's good. Okay, thank you. Ready for this one? Yeah. Been up.

Since the crack of dawn. Just trying to get paid. It's been hotter than 100 suns. I can't find no shade. I'm in. I'm in too. Keep going, though. Just two more roads.

I'm good to go. Yeah, I'm shutting This tractor down I'm in for the win Amy Dirt on my boots Matchfogs The weekend

Eddie Dirt on my boots There you go I've been up since the cracker's dawn Just trying to get paid Been hotter than a hundred suns I can't find no shade All right

Name that slam poem They're like hey Who that there? With the shades like, oh, the way you move to the base, hold up. Wait, hold on. How long is this spinning from the second you walked in here? Because you look good. What?

I'm in. I'm in a little bit more. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Go ahead. Encore. They're like, hey, who that there? Who that there?

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. Let's go to lunchbox first because if he missed it, he's eliminated. Lunchbox? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Black. What? Eddie.

You look good. Amy, what do you have? You look good. I don't even know the words of that. That's good. There you go. Co-winners! Yes, Amy and Eddie are there.

Oh yeah. Congratulations, Dibove. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Slam. Oh, yeah, I got to play your winning songs. Our first winner, Amy! Here she goes.

There she goes. She goes again. Our second winner, Eddie! Thank you all. Buddy bones. Eddie got mad at his waiter. Have you guys heard this story yet? Of course Eddie got mad at someone in the service industry.

Lunchbox, you would be too. Okay, hold on. I forgot about the lunchbox. You mean that Eddie is like... Yeah, Eddie has no... Chronically gets mad at servers. Yeah. Customer service is important to me.

Eddie's our video producer. Been married for 11 years. Yeah, 11 years. Two kids. Maybe 12. Oh. I should have to figure that out. What happened?

So we're just sitting down to eat. We sit down, the waiter comes up, and he looks right at my wife. He's like a Latin guy. You know, he's got an accent. Aren't you a Latin guy? Yeah, yeah, but I don't talk like the way he did. He talked like this. And he looks at my wife and goes, good evening, my love.

And gives her the menu. Then he looks at all of us, me and my kids, he goes, good evening, guys. And I was like, what? Okay, no big deal. Whatever, right? We eat. We were waiting for our food. Our food comes.

She gets her chicken. It's in the shape of a heart. I'm not kidding. Chicken breasts can be, though. Yeah, so he split it perfectly where it looked like a heart like this bones. And I finally tell my wife, I throw my force. That's it. Do you notice, do you realize he's like, oh, totally.

Is he totally hidden on me? I'm like, yes, he's hitting on you. He called you, my love. He gives you the chicken in the shape of a heart. You realize he just wants a tip. Yeah, that's all he's doing. You want a tip? Don't hit on my wife.

Yeah. I'm paying, obviously. Is that what you wrote on your receipt? Tip. Tip. Lay off my wife. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

Again, let me just play server's advocate. Go ahead. Okay, yeah. As a server myself for many years. If a wife comes in with a husband and kids, I know she's off limits. So I'm going to play to her. That's who you play to. You do?

Of course. How about the kids? How about like, hey, little guys? so you all want to eat. Like, no, you go straight to the wife and be like, my love, nice shirt you have there. Get out of here. Did he talk about our clothes?

No, he just said, my love. Okay, now you're adding to it. Yes, of course, but he's quite adding to it anyway. And now he's like Russian or something. I have a picture of the chicken. If he dies, he dies. No, he's running. And he's not the cook.

He's the server. Like, maybe the cook is into her. You don't think he went to the cook and be like, can you make that in the shape of a heart? No, Eddie. For my love. The server's got to play to somebody. And there's no risk in.

and flirting with a wife with a husband and two kids there is risk if he flirts with you there's risk not with her lunchbox and you got to be like yeah and she's coming home with me what I'm coming home with daddy you got to be proud of that like my wife is hot people are even if he is into her who cares be like I'm glad he recognized she's a haughty extra tip I wouldn't say it in lunchbox's words like haughty and daddy but he has on to something it should make you feel as the husband like oh wow my wife looking good why are you so I'm threatened by service industry people all the time. It's not, sir.

Like customer service, you're always like angry with them. You want good service. You have to complain sometimes. Did you complain? Nope. How much did you tip him? What percentage? Normal, 20%.

Oh. No way. I did. I sure did. I'm saying no way that's normal for you. Oh, 20%. I was reading this article about how athletes spent their first big paycheck. Shaquille O'Neill blew $1 million on Mercedes cars for his whole family.

First check, Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes Mercedes, a million dollars. Basically his family was like, you get a Mercedes and you get a Mercedes and you get a Mercedes. But that's cool to be able to do that for your family. For sure. Yeah. This article was trying to make it out like, look how, come on. Oh, yeah.

I mean, it's like he's got plenty of money. It ain't anything. Venus Williams, a tennis player. She took her first paycheck and she put in the bank and she says that that first paycheck is a half a million dollars still in the bank. Play the safe with her money. Oh, wow. Okay. Vince Young from the NFL.

There's a whole story about it. how he ran up tabs of thousands of dollars at Cheesecake Factory and TGF Fridays, notoriously, I believe would rent out, like buy all the seats on a Southwest Airlines plane. Did you ever read those stories? No. He wouldn't actually charter a plane from what I read. He would just buy all the seats. And then what?

Like, just him? He'd fly on it with, like, his friend? Eddie, look at the, see if you can find that story. Oh, boy, sounds terrible. David Carr and the NFL got a $14 million signing bonus while he was living in a house that had no furniture. so he and his wife went out and bought a couch and a TV. Oh, wow. After they got $14 million.

Anyway, I like those stories like that. What's the crazy thing you've ever bought? I think when I first got the morning show, the crazy, nothing crazy. But I bought my mom a trailer. And land, right? An acre and a half of land. Yeah. That's probably the thing, like if I were to compare it, because I grew up really poor.

So when I first started to make a, and also I don't have kids or a wife or what do I even spend money on, you know? Nothing. Well, I mean, especially then that was like a really big deal. I bought my mom a trailer and an acre and a half of land. I sold that land. Remember when they put me in the newspaper for not paying taxes on it? Mm-hmm. You got called out.

Front Street. I didn't know. I was supposed to pay taxes on it. And the newspaper had a big story about me not paying taxes. I sold it for, I sold a lamp from $1 to my cousin. Oh, yeah. That's even cool, too. You know?

Yeah, I was like, if you can use it for a dollar. You can have it. Yeah. Okay, here's this Vince Young thing. on a 2007 Southwest flight from Nashville to Houston Vince Young bought all the seats except for about 10 passengers who had bought tickets before he could buy the entire plane That's crazy

The plane seated 130 passengers He purchased 120 seats How's he doing now though? He's good, right? Yeah, I think he's fine I think he works for the university I thought he had a steakhouse or something I think he probably licensed his name

Probably I'm just kidding he doesn't work there No he doesn't work there No no It's time for the game Good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

A California sheriff's office shared like the cutest video ever of a deputy rescuing a little baby bear cub that he found trapped inside of a trash bin. He had to lower a pallet into the container so that the little bear could use the pallet as a ladder to climb up. You know, like a little wooden pallet. And it's just so cute. The young bear successfully climbed out, runs off presumably to find his mother. They don't really know where the bear went.

They didn't try to deal with. with that situation, but also just sending this warning out there to people with several bear and cubs sightings around Lake Tahoe the past few weeks, please remove food from your cars, keep your cars and homes locked, and avoid fluffy, four-legged burglars. Oh, come on. Come on. But they do break into things. They really do.

They can, like, open. Do you see Brooklyn Decker, you know, Andy Rodick and Brooklyn Decker, they live at a place where there's bears sometimes, and a bear went into her SUV. He opened the car door, climbed around inside, got into her... Pick up the mail, drove to the mailbox. Payed the bill? Starbucks. Picked up some bucks of the family.

No, but here's a funny thing. She had a Yeti cooler in there, and the bear tried to get into it. Of course. But couldn't. It's bear proof. She just wasn't a commercial. It wasn't a commercial. It wasn't a commercial.

It's like a Jeep slash Yeti commercial. No. No, it was real life. I do like the story, though. Yeah. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. Before we get to the morning, corny, breaking news from Josh in Bakersfield, California. Josh, good morning. Hey, good morning, Bobby. Something big's happening in your life right now. Please share it with us. I have my girlfriend's in labor right now. And you are?

Father for the first time. On the way to the hospital? Yes, I am on my way to the hospital right now. Why do I not hear like a little more frantic in your voice? Like, what's it, what's a deal? Come on, Josh. Talk to me. Yeah, trying to keep it cool.

Driving the speed limit. Slow is smooth. Is she in the car with you right now? No, she was staying at her parents' house because they only live a couple of minutes away from the hospital, whereas I live about 45 minutes away. Hmm. How do you feel like what's going through your head right now? You're about to be a dad for the first time in your life.

Yeah, kind of nervous I'm kind of scared to see her in so much pain That's going to be weird Are you going to watch the baby come out I haven't really decided that yet Better get to the siding, bro Yeah, the time is now Yeah

Or she may not even want him to What does she want? Yeah, I think she wants to We talked about like possibly catching the baby but I'm not sure how it's all going to go down now that it's actually time. Do you know if it's a boy or girl? Yeah, it's a boy. His name's Liam.

Not a boy. Do you named him after Roddy Gala in Oasis, right? No. No, damn. No, damn, no, damn. No, I like to make the joke that I named him after helium. A terrible joke. Stop that joke. Hey, that's good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. No, yeah, yeah. A terrible joke. Listen, I'm a professional joke teller. Terrible joke. Hey, that's awesome, though. Congratulations, Josh. I hope everything goes healthy, and I appreciate you calling this. It's a big day in your life, and you thought about us. Yeah, sounds good. Hey, can I give a shout out to her mom real quick? Yeah, of course. Ginger Jones, I know she's probably the only one that's ever going to actually hear this.

I just wanted to say hi, and I'll see you soon, and I'm excited. Why would she be the only one that would ever hear this? I believe more of your family should listen, my friend. Oh, I agree. My mom listens, but, But she's not, she's retired now, so she's not usually in the car in the morning. Wake her up. And then my girlfriend, she obviously isn't working right now, so she's not ever in the car in the morning either. All seriousness, congratulations. I hope it goes awesome.

And thank you for calling. And I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right, buddy. Thank you. Wow, look at that. The morning corny. How did the farmer find his wife?

How did the farmer? find his wife. He tracked her down. He tracked her down. That's actually funny. Yeah, that's funny. Oh, thank you. That's funny.

That's funny. There it is. Thank you, there. The morning, Courtney. Yeah. He tracked her down. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. I got one for you. Police in Utah say a Greyhound bus passenger jump behind the steering wheel and pulled the bus over to the side after the driver passed out while driving. Now, that's a tough decision to have to make Because is the driver really passed out? What do you do with their body?

Throw them real quick. Do you sit on their lap? Again, a question you have to wonder, do you just sit on their lap? All things I would go, what do I do? How do I do this? Am I going to get? Crawl in their body. Am I going to go to jail?

Because what if they're really not passed out? Is there an emergency break? And when you pull that, is it like a sudden stop? Or do you slowly hit the break and bring it to a stop? The Utah Highway Patrol. Paul says the passenger took over after realizing the bus driver was losing consciousness. So again, you're taking a risk because losing, not lost. Losing.

You're like, oh boy, he didn't look good. Kind of risky for me to jump in there. But according to the trooper, the passenger stopped the bus with 20 other people on the board. The bus hit the concrete barrier on the side of the highway. No serious damage. No one was hurt. The driver who suffered a medical episode taken to the hospital and recovering. Wow.

But the passenger stopped the bus from crashing into other cars. Clutch thinking there Because imagine if the driver wasn't passing out And someone tried to throw them off the chairwheel Yeah, he'd get awkward So good for him, I mean, they knew And yeah, save people That's your good news and that's what it's all about

That was tell me something good You know sometimes an artist will write a song And you'll go, man, that song's speaking to me Like you can feel in your heart Yeah A lot of Jeep owners say this about this song called I bought a Jeep From Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots. They do.

actually. And they tag us in all their pictures. Did you say Jeep owners? Yes. Okay, I thought you said something else. What do you think I said? You know what? I kind of heard that too, Amy. I totally heard G-boners. A G-boner.

Like that, I thought you were renaming your fan club. Yes. And I was like, oh my gosh. Jeep owners. Like OG, the OG boners. And I'm like, wow, this just went to all. The B-Team used to be called the boners. And then they were like, hey, could you not call them that anymore?

Like our bosses? So now anyone that listens to the show, or like believes in the show's message. They're called the B-Team instead of the boners. So I guess there are O-G owners. Yeah, and Jeep owners. But Jeep owners will tag me in their jeeps

and they go love the Jeep song. So just a little something wrote here about buying a Jeep. This is from Eddie and I, The Raging Idiots. You can download this, stream this. And come watch us on the road. We start our tour like into next week. Denver, Chicago.

We're going to be all over the place. Vegas. You cannot wait. San Antonio. Amarillo. Woo. Ragingidiotts.com to get tickets. So Lunchbox mentors a kid.

He doesn't like to talk about it because he's always like, I'm tough. I don't do nice things. But he does. Like he mentors a kid. How old is the kid? He is in second grade. Eight.

Yeah. So you can tell him what happened. So I was at mentoring the other day, and I don't know if they're just learning about this whole 911 thing or whatever, but we're walking by I guess it's the information desk where a receptionist usually sits during the day and there's a telephone back there and he

runs back there and dials 911 and they answer and he's like I just called to say what up and he hung up the phone Oh no What'd you do, mentor? Yeah, what'd you do? You probably told him to do it. Exactly.

They all laugh, they both laughed and ran away. I'm just like, do it again, do it again. No, I'm just like, you did not really just call. You did not really just call. I'm like, oh my goodness. And they call right back.

I'm like, no, everything's good. But then they have to sit a cop up there. Boy, yeah, you answered. Everything's good. It's okay. An adult man answers. Nope. I know an eight-year-old just called, but that's all right.

I know I'm an adult man unknown with an eight-year-old. All good here. I promise, I'm not dangerous. I'm a good guy. Trust me. Ask no teeth keys. All good. I had the best mentor, too.

He taught me everything enough. Good thing you answer that phone lunch. We'll be at the park. I mean, what is I supposed to do? I mean, oh, man. So, oh, my stomach hurts the laughter. So he calls 911. They call back.

You answered. They say, is there a problem? I said, no. And I tried to explain the situation. I'm the mentor. What was the situation? You okay. I said, well, look, I mentored this after-school program, and I'm the mentor.

That's my mentee. and I guess they're learning about 911, and he just saw the phone and he called, and they're like, and I'm like, everything's good, and they're like, okay, and they send a cop up there anyway, just to make sure.

So when the cop arrives. Oh, I didn't handle it after that. That's when the head of the program has to deal with it. I don't have to deal with that. Like, I was like, did you mentor your kid and you went afterward about that and what happens? Well, I was just like, you can't do that. Like, you're going to get in trouble.

He's like, no, no, they tell you to call 911. And I was like, and so now he's suspended for a couple days. Oh, no. From what? From the after school program. Because you can't do that. He got suspended? Absolutely.

Can you go rogue mentoring? No, no, I can't go rogue because they pick up with the school bus and everything and bring it to the facility. Amy brought up a great point that was totally laughed over because we're all laughing. Lunchbox was mentoring a kid that got suspended on his wife. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

So, guys, you should have gotten suspended. You can't bite me. You're suspended. I am not the one that picked on the phone and called 9-1-1. You have to start putting that probably in your application to mentor. Like, you're a permanent record. Your mentee got suspended from mentor. So tell us about your past experience.

Well, got a kid kicked out of mentee class. That kid's like later in life like in somewhere, so what are you in for? Well. It all started. It all started back when I was in second grade. And I had this mentor named Lunchbox. Dang, dude. Dang, dude.

Yeah. Do you tell your kid about the gang you were in, little white criminals? No, I haven't told him anything about that. I'm trying to teach him, like, respect and how to respect others. Keep your hands to yourself. Wait, Garber? Keep your hands of yourself. All right.

Treat others how you want to be treated, things like that. You try to teach him that. That's interesting. You got to do, like in the second semester, we'll do smart goals where they come over the goal that's, you know, specific, measurable, attainable, and traceable. What's your goal? Oh, you forgot the R. What's R?

You didn't do R. Reachable? Yeah. No, reachable. Did you say it? Yeah, I think that's a reachable. Okay. No, because that's attainable. I don't remember.

You don't remember the world? No, it's something like that. If you forget, just call 911. They get all the answers. Bobby Bones. All right, back at it with our Get to Know the Bobby Bones show questions. Everybody taking part of this is Amy. Co-host, how are you, Amy?

Hey, good. Lunchbox, over to my right. Looking good, feeling good. Our video producer Eddie. Hey, hey, hey. All right, everybody's good and awake? Great. All right, get to know the Bobby Bone Show.

The question today is, someone gives you a free $100, right? What's your favorite way to spend $100? Amy, you're up. I'm probably going to go to free people. So what's free people? Or go shopping. I mean, I just picked a store that I normally, I can always walk in that store and find something that I like.

And $100 would allow me to get maybe a couple things. What kind of stuff is at free people? Sort of, what I'm wearing right now is free people. It's more of a bohemian type look. Homeless chic? Homeless chic. Yeah, yeah. Maybe sometimes it's some.

Wow. Homeless chic. Sort of rude, but he's not far off. Listen, I was taking a risk by saying that because if Amy had been in a bad mood, she'd kill me over that one. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but no. Good mood.

Good, yeah. I love it. I feel like if I were to get that, man, I might do a little bit shopping because, I don't know, maybe because right now I feel like I need Shop therapy because... Why, what's been going? Talk to me. Truth be told, shopping just makes you happy sometimes. I don't really get to, like, go to the mall as much anymore because I'm a mom.

So a lot of stuff happens online, and it's not as satisfying. Ordering online? Yeah, it's not as satisfying as like going and actually taking the time and shopping and walking around and taking that time for yourself. See, I'm the opposite. I hate shopping. I know. You and my husband. I love ordering online and it just shows up.

Sure. That is what is more convenient. That's exciting. When you get a package, you're like, ooh. Okay. That could be my shake weight. I know. But for girls, you may need to try on three different sizes before you know.

And I order it just guessing which size. And then it's depressing because you get in the mail and it's not the right size. You have to mail it back, get the right, la, la, la. So anyway, kids have kind of cramped my mall time. And I wasn't, I'm not like a crazy shopper, but maybe it's just, I need a long time. Maybe that's what this. Maybe that's actually what it is. What about you?

$100. You just give me $100? Yeah. I love shoes. probably more than anyone else on the show. Oh, for sure. It's a fact. No doubt. And I don't have any kids.

I don't spend money on kids. I'm not married. I buy a lot of shoes. So if you brought me a $100 bill and said, hey, do what you will. I'll buy a pair of shoes. Man, I don't need any more shoes. You have a lot of shoes.

I have a lot of shoes, but I love them. It's okay. I don't need more for people. I know. It's someone's giving us money. You know he gave me a cool pair of shoes recently was Coleswindale. Yeah. At the million-dollar show, he gave me a pair of shoes.

he gave me a pair of shoes. Another pair? Didn't he get you some for Christmas too? He did. Wow. See, the thing amongst dudes is we all trade. There's guys' general love language is shoes because you don't really know how to give a guy a gift. You don't want to write a thank you card because the guy would be like, you don't buy them flowers.

So a lot of us will just buy each other's shoes if it's like celebratory or if it's like congratulations. Gotcha. You just buy shoes. I bought Eddie's shoes. He did. And I love wearing them. Yeah. I bought Ramundo.

I'll buy you some Uisies. Yeah. Shoes are a thing. Thomas Wrette bought me shoes. Yeah. That's a thing. I would buy shoes. I love shoes.

What are you going to say? Oh, I didn't know. Tennis shoes, though. Not those fancy smanty dress. Not like loafers? No, tennis shoes. Yeah. Like, you like funky shoes.

Have you worn your Ferrell ones yet? The ones I got you? They're on my Instagram. I wore them at a show. Oh, I didn't know if you'd worn them. Uh-huh. Amy bought me some. They were very, very weird.

I didn't know if you'd like them. Yeah, I love them. Okay. One says empathy. And one says gratitude. Yeah, they're new Farrell shoes. And yeah, I was doing a show in Michigan. Okay, I just want to make sure they fit.

Because I feel like you're like the type of person where they may not fit and you wouldn't tell me. Even though I could take them back and get the right size, you would just like keep them there. They do fit. I would buy shoes. Let's go to lunchbox. Lunchbox. 100 bucks. What would you buy?

You give me $100 bill. I'm jumping in the 05 Ultima. I'm driving down to the gas station. I'm walking in and I am buying a lottery ticket. Oh, yeah. Because I'm going to invest that $100 and $100 worth of lunch. lottery tickets and hope to hit it big. What kind of lottery tickets? One dollar scratch-offs. You can buy the quick picks. You quick picks, $20 scratch-offs, $5 scratch-house. I mean, with $100,

you get a mix of variety and that way you have more options to win. So you buy a grab bag of all the different ones? Yes. Would you buy a $50 one? I'd buy a $50 one. No problem because you know what they say. You got to bet money to win money. And the bigger the ticket, the bigger the ticket, the more likely you're going to win. But the odds are still not even even. even that you're going to win. I don't know what you mean. Meaning it's not even odds that you're going to win. They still have an advantage over you.

Right. Okay, they can have that advantage. But if I'm getting the $50 ticket, my advantage is closer than the $1 ticket. So with $100, you buy lottery tickets. Lottery tickets. Pay me, my friend. All right, our video producer, Eddie, $300.

What do you do? It's easy. I just tell my friend, let's go to a bar. Like right now, lunchbox, Ray, Bobby, you're cheap. You don't drink. Everyone. Let's go, and I'll buy alcohol for, I mean, that'll probably last about 30 minutes.

Yeah. But, I mean, that's what I'd like to do. That's what you do the $100. Yeah. Here's the free $100 you go to a bar right now and just drink. All right. There you have it. Yes, lunchbox.

I'm just going to say, I don't know if that's true. Why are you hating on his answer? All these doing is giving his answer. Hey, because you never offered to buy me drinks. Because no one gives me $100. There you go. Exactly. Come on.

There it is. Well, there you go. Get to know the Bobby Bone show. That's what we do with $100. The Bobby Bone Show. I'm going to wrap it up for today. Thank you so much for listening. On Instagram, I'm Mr. Bobby Bones.

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