The Bobby Bones Show - Walker Hayes In Studio + Amy Yells At A Show Member + Bobby Becomes A Celebrity Tour Bus Stop
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Morning.
Man.
How about Shea on the phone in Beaumont, Texas.
Shea, good morning.
Hey, how's it going, Bobby?
Really good.
Thank you for calling.
What's happening?
Hey, I was just calling because you were talking about Jeeps and the Jeep Wave.
And here in Texas, you know, we have Jeeps everywhere.
We even have Jeep clubs, the bottoms up.
We have low-key Jeepers.
We're like a little family here.
We do parades.
We do events for cancer.
We do events for our police to show support and the lone-served survivor.
So having a Jeep here is kind of a big thing.
We're kind of a family here.
And we wave at each other.
It's like a show of support, just like the bikers have their little waves.
Whenever, you know, they see another biker, we do the same thing here with the Jeepers.
That's cool.
And I'm glad you do.
But you're, you know, telling other people, oh, well, I can't waive at you because I'm a cheaper.
You're not a Jeep.
It's just a sign of respect for other jeepers that you get it, that you're part of our family that you show.
But what do you get?
You're just driving the same car.
It's not even that
I mean, owning a Jeep is like
A way of life down here
We're a family
No, you're not a family
Just because you have the same cards
I mean you're a family
That makes her fish
They do things as a community of jeepers
But because you have a Jeep doesn't mean you're related
It's more than that to her
Okay, to her it is
Not to everybody else
Wait, are we a family here?
Yes
Everybody that has glasses
I'm a family with them
And I must give them high fives now
And the B team is a family
We're not related
Oh, my gosh
They don't have to weigh five to each other
Never mind
I'm just saying
I don't even have a Jeep
A piece of metal
Everybody gets so mad at me
When I don't Jeep wave
And I'm glad that you've found
A piece of community
Somehow everybody can find
Their own community
I've chosen to drive a Jeep
But not be in the Jeep community
I'm what they call
The Black Sheep
The Black Sheep Jeep
The Black Sheep
Oh
Actually there is a Jeep club
called the Black Jeep
No!
Oh, come on
Dang it!
You're trying not to be
in the club and you're already in another club.
I'm in a club already.
No, I'm in a club.
And there's a dude club called White Jeep Morpia.
So if you have a white jeep, you can join that one or?
Okay, this is too much.
Oh no.
Wait, there's a mafia?
This is like Pokemon, right?
Like, we're at Pokemon Go level here with these jeeps.
Uh, hey, thank you, Shay.
I really, I'm glad that you enjoy it and love it.
I just have it.
I just tinker around in it and drive it.
I don't, it's not a lifestyle.
I'm not cool enough to be in the lifestyle.
So, but thank you for calling.
I do appreciate you calling.
No problem.
Have a great day. I appreciate you.
I know. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Let's get going here on the show.
Come on, y'all.
Bobby Bones.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
It's a 10-year-old, and he admitted to his mom that he had been getting picked on at school.
He's like, I'm going to school right now because bigger kids are beating me up.
Not super uncommon. It's just how you handle it from here.
And so the mom got on Facebook and was like, hey,
Can somebody give me some advice?
Because 10-year-old's getting bullied, I don't know what to do.
And so this group of bikers, they replied back and like, hey, and they escorted them to school the next day.
All the biker gang did.
What is that?
Like, motorcycle?
Yes, that's legit.
Yeah, the bikers have scored the kid to school the next day.
That's funny.
Isn't that funny?
That's really funny.
So shout out to those bikers.
That's cool.
I see you.
That was I see you.
It's the Bobby Bones show.
All right.
It's your Wednesday.
Tell me something good.
Hope your 4th July was awesome
But we're back
We're talking about good stuff
There's a baby born on Spirit Airlines
And since he was born on Spirit Airlines
We talked about this before
They've officially given him the document
That says free flights for life
Wow
And what I would hope if I was the mom
That Spirit actually becomes more of a real airline
He lives a real airline
But it's not one of the big boys
Yeah it's like oh shoot is he really
Is Spirit really going to be around?
Like how many places does the Spirit go
But I'm rooting hard for Spirit
to really become an air player here.
One time I flew spirit
and they gave peppermints to everybody
as they exited the plane.
What?
Yeah, I was like, this is legit.
Well, she was 36 weeks pregnant
and she was flying from Florida to Dallas
and bam.
Had the baby on the plane.
I sure would like an adventure on an airplane
that doesn't end bad.
Yeah, would that be an adventure?
Heck yeah, man.
Baby stuff everywhere.
Yeah.
It smell great.
Amy?
So, okay, a woman was driving along.
at a traffic light, another driver started honking and alerting her like,
whoa, you've got a cat stuck in your car.
She wasn't sure how to handle the situation, so she called 911,
and they directed her to a car dealership.
Thankfully, the mechanics at the Chevrolet dealership,
they knew exactly what to do in minutes.
They removed a tiny little kitten who had gotten stuck in the wheel well.
Wow.
Bam.
Someone else sees it.
Imagine that.
There was a kitty in the car.
And then an employee there adopted the kitten.
Isn't that cool?
That's cool.
Lunchbox.
Andy was driving down the road when he saw this guy walking.
It was 95 degrees out.
So Andy was like, man, I'm going to pull over and ask this guy where he said it.
So he pulls over and this guy Justin told him, man, I walk three miles to work and three miles back every day.
So Andy's like, here, let me give you a ride.
Then he goes home, starts a go fund me page, raised enough money to buy him a car, pay for his insurance for a year,
oil changes for two years and a $500 gift card.
Boom.
Dang, you better be a good person after somebody does that for you, right?
Like, there's pressure now to not go to jail.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he's showing dedication and hard work walking six miles.
Like, I feel pressure because my sign has my name on a sign.
Like, hometown of Bobby Bowens and boy at home.
Like, I'm like, I can't go to jail now.
Childhood.
Because they'll rip that sign down.
Oh, it'll for sure get replaced with somebody else.
Like, imagine all the Bill Cosby neighborhoods.
Oh.
Like, right now they're struggling with, what do we do?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, I think there's schools.
Yeah.
Really?
Are you schools?
Is it a Bible Cosby schools?
I don't know.
They called like...
Maybe not.
In their Dr. Hustible?
Hustible Elementary?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
The Bobby Bones show.
This is a Bive Bones show.
Bobby Bonds.
That's not real.
Amy said she saw a tour bus drive by the building yesterday.
No, I did.
And they're going by, you know, they point out various landmarks throughout Nashville.
And as I'm walking to my car on the side of the street by the station, I hear the driver of the truck on the microphone being like,
and this radio station here is home to be.
Bobby Bones. And I was like, shout out. What up? I was like, you made it in life. You are now
an official tour stop. I mean, I know they go all up and down music row, but I mean, I didn't know
they commented on our building and gave a shout out to Bobby. I didn't either. And I thought,
you promised you're not full of it. I swear to you everything. I just happened to be at the right
place, at the right time, and heard the driver on the microphone or whoever speaks, say,
radio station right there, home to Bobby Bones. Remember when Luke Ryan came in and he walked,
He walked over here.
And they drove right up next to him and didn't even know it was him.
Like he just walking.
They asked him for directions.
Yeah.
He's like, I'm Luke Brun.
No, he didn't say that.
Oh, I thought he did.
No.
Wait, one person recognized him.
And then he started taking a picket.
But everybody else was clueless.
And Luke's just standing there walking over to us.
Okay.
So funny.
And he was like, y'all, I'm going to believe this.
Or how's it going to go, Luke?
He said, the craziest thing happened today, guys.
What happened?
A tour bus.
One of them tour buses that come up and down music.
The double-decker.
Stop by and asked me for directions.
And I was like, they don't know it's me.
That was so awesome.
Do you know the company out?
I wish I'd like to shout them out.
No, I don't.
Was one of those pedal taverns?
No.
Okay, good.
But it's a big old bus.
That's cool, man.
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Oh, y'all.
Hey, get your Bobby Bones on.
What?
Yeah.
You good?
Yeah.
I think everybody's kind of balancing back from that four-day weekend.
Yep.
I'll be back on the road.
If you're in Baton Rouge, I'll be in town doing my stand-up show with Carly Pierce.
And so she was on the show last week has a song.
And then I'm bringing out Lindsay L.
She's going to come play some music too.
So I'll be in Baton Rouge in Jackson, Mississippi, this weekend.
Bobby Bones Comedy.com.
It's the only weekend that Lindsay gets to come out the entire tour.
Oh, wow.
She's busy.
She has her own life.
Yeah.
What's the old
Everybody has our own lives now
Yeah
Maybe you got your own life
Doing your own shows
Well you have your own life
Yeah, it's always been the thing
Oh
Okay
Can everybody has less lives
Sorry, nope
I'm proud of you guys
I'm kidding
Get your own cooking show
Got your own NAS chat
Okay
Look at you
Slow down
Anyway, Bobby Bonescom
Being Baton Rouge
And Jackson Mississippi
This weekend
Hope to see you guys
And thanks for hanging out
This morning
Yeah
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Oh y'all
Vic
Yes
You're on the air buddy
What's up?
Hey
I heard yesterday
You guys were talking about
Eddie shared the thing
About the cheat day
On your diet
Yeah, I'm talking about this for a bit
How
I think the concept
Of a cheat day
And anything is kind of funny
To me
But yes, go ahead
Apparently science
Says a cheat day
Will actually
Help you lose weight
That's what the
story was, like, you should eat pizza on like a Friday.
Yeah.
Because your body gets used to being healthy.
Is that kind of where you're going?
Yeah, because the article said that if you eat healthy every day,
especially when you're trying to lose weight,
that pretty much like your metabolism will plateau and you'll stop seeing the results.
But if you have that one cheat day a week, as long as you keep it to one cheat day
a week and not three or four, that your metabolism will kind of get a boost and help you
lose weight.
Here's the thing.
One, diets aren't healthy.
If you're going to change your life, change your life.
Yeah.
If you want to make a change from once in your life, it's going to feel real good.
You're going to make a difference.
You're going to make it right.
You're going to make it right.
I can say that.
Yeah, yeah.
But two, your body needs to get used to feeling healthy.
Yeah.
Don't worry about metabolism in the short term.
Worry about your health in the long term.
Don't cheat.
And then, oh, there's so many layers to this.
Because it's like, it's not just about whether or not you're going to gain or lose.
a pound or two, but when I eat
really bad for like a day, I wake up
and my face is puffy. I'm tired.
I feel gross. I'm retaining water.
Like, ugh. I have no problem with you living your
life, eating whatever you want.
It's just the concept of cheat days. Like, I'm going to eat
so perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, but on
Thursday, it's cheesecake
all day long.
All day.
The logic just doesn't make sense. And if it's like, well, your body
doesn't need to get used to being healthy. Yes, it does.
It should get very used to being healthy.
Yeah. Very used to it.
Yeah, I love those.
cheat days. I know. That's why people love them
because you're not supposed to love them. And then you said
they don't last just one day, do they? No, they last five
days. Then six days. Nothing
good. I know. I've been there.
Nothing good for you is like tastes good.
Yeah, you're right. You have to train yourself
to think that's right. And when you're eating
healthy, those TV commercials, man, they always got that
good food on there. But when you're eating healthy and you're
working out, you don't even really want to eat
eat that bad. Yeah, you're right. I've been there.
Temporarily. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Vic, I appreciate the call. And I read
the article to it. And I'm not even disagreeing
with you. I just, you know, me as a scientist myself, you know, I have thoughts.
So yeah, thank you though, Vague. I appreciate that. Appreciate you, buddy.
Appreciate you. I like that guy.
I don't know you're a scientist.
Yeah, I mean, I dabble a lot of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day!
This story comes to us from Pierre, South Dakota.
South Dakota lawmakers were at the Capitol earlier this week when they were debating should
they allow guns at the Capitol, concealed weapons.
And one lawmaker said yes, because police would
respond in time to an emergency.
So he hit the panic button just to test response time.
Yeah.
To prove his point.
How fast to take him.
Under five minutes.
But he caused a panic at the Capitol because they thought there was a situation.
No charges were filed, though.
Like what happened during the panic?
Like police swarm the building.
They did swarm.
Yeah.
But it was just a drill, his own drill.
Are you saying you shouldn't go and do your own drills?
Probably not.
Let's let everybody in on the loop
Well, he did, did he say I'm going to do a panic on?
No, no, no, no, no.
He just hit it to prove his point because he wanted guns allowed on the capital grounds.
Under five minutes?
Do you prove it?
No, he thought it would take him over five minutes.
Still, though.
I don't know.
He didn't even prove his point.
All right.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bonds.
Another episode of, why are you dumb?
Here's Mela in Oklahoma.
Hey.
What did you do that made you feel like, man, I am dumb?
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I'm almost 50 now, but when I was 19, I decided to move myself, be independent,
and moved from Oklahoma to Georgia.
So I had my little Nissan pickup truck loaded to the hill,
tarp covering it, driving across country, driving through Tennessee,
which is so long and has so many way stations.
And it said all trucks must exit.
So I thought that meant all trucks.
So I pulled into the first one, and the guy just kind of waved me through, and I pulled into the next one, they waved me through.
I get to the third one, and the guy just cracking up, and he stops me.
He goes, ma'am, are you the one that's going through all the way stations?
And I said, yes, I said, it says all trucks must exit.
I don't want to get a ticket.
He goes, that's semi-truck, ma'am.
Oh, that's amazing.
I got to tell you, though, when I started driving, I thought the same thing.
Like I really thought all, it's it all truck means all truck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I know, you actually did it.
That's hilarious, Mela.
Thank you for calling.
Appreciate you.
Thanks.
See you later.
Let's go over to Brittany in West Virginia.
Hey, Brittany.
Hi, Bobby.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you for calling.
Why are you so dumb?
I'm so dumb because I got pulled over on the interstate coming home from the beach.
And I rolled down my window and the cops said, man, put your shoulders out the window.
So I was like, okay.
So I put my hands out of the window and wave him around.
And he said, again, man, put your shoulders.
shoulders out the window. So I was like, okay, so I take off my seatbelt and I kind of calm out the
window and I put my shoulders out the window and I'm waving them around to show him you know I'm safe.
And as I'm out the window, I can hear him clearly say, man, pull up on the shoulder.
So I pull up on the shoulder. And he instantly was like, ma'am, have you been drinking?
I was like, no, I swear. I have not been drinking. I was like, I seriously thought,
told me to put my shoulders out the window.
It's like this huge running
joke and everyone's like, you're probably like the
videos that they play at like cop training
trying to show what happens
or what could happen with like idiots that get
whatever. That's funny.
I can only imagine her arms out
and she's like, okay.
How do I wear my shoulder?
Like she gives a little shimmie.
So the cop knows.
Hey, Brittany, appreciate the cop.
Appreciate you.
All right, see you later.
That's fine.
That's pretty good.
Back from the 4th of July, thank you for being a part of the show.
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And now a message from the dirty corner of the table from Lunchbox.
Launchbox, go ahead.
I just wanted to let you guys know, Amy, Bobby, anyone else.
I am not your secretary.
Like, I understand that I work on the show and I have an email address,
but I am not here to answer your emails.
If you could tell people just they email me.
me all the time trying to get a hold of you guys like, hey, I know you don't get emails. So can you
send this to Bobby? Because he'll read it if it's from you. And I'm like, I don't have time
Oh, you don't. To go through all the, I get them dozens at a time. Wow.
Does it? Well, in a time. Wow. Because they're like, oh, you know, I said this to Bobby,
but I know he gets hundreds and hundreds of emails or Amy's really busy and she doesn't have time
to check her email all that often. So can you make sure she sees this? I am not a secretary. I
That is not my job.
Morgan is the producer of the show.
Who are you yelling at?
I've done nothing in this.
Well, you can maybe let people.
He's yelling at the dozens of people to email in the time.
All dozens of you.
Are you yelling at the listener?
Yeah, I'm yelling at the listener also.
Like, people, I am not here to answer emails for Bobby and Amy.
If you want to email them, email them.
Don't send me your complaints or whatever you need to get a whole of them for.
No complaints.
Oh, are people complaining about us?
Well, like one was like a Pimpin' Joy shirt wasn't fitting right or something and wanted to know if she could exchange it.
Well, I guess she emailed Amy but didn't hear back.
So it's my responsibility to go to Amy and get a response.
And usually-
Well, take a breath, buddy.
No.
You know what I usually do with those emails?
No.
What?
Delete.
Oh, that's not you enjoy.
Delete.
That's the opposite of Pimp and Joy.
Hey, it's the opposite of I'm not Bobby and I'm not Amy, so I don't care.
I did get that email, however, and I will say it was a question.
about the shirt fit fine, but she was scared to wash it, the tank top, the new Pimp and Joy stars tank top.
She's like, if I wash it, is it going to shrink a little because it fits perfect?
I'm like, nope, everything's pre-washed. You're good to go. Wash it, dry it. You're all good.
There you go. Well, last five, sorry that you're having to go through these dozens of emails.
Yeah, if I wanted to be a secretary, I'd go to an office and apply for a secretary spot. That's not me. Good.
I think it's now called like administrative assistant.
Yeah, which is dumb too. It's called a secretary. That's what they are.
No. My mom was one for 20 years and she transitioned from secretary to administrative.
Did she do the same job?
Yeah, but she had a lot of...
Why are you yelling?
I'm just so annoyed by these emails.
Ray, why is he so angry?
He was angry.
Man.
Get your Bobby bones on.
Hey, get your Bobby bones on.
They have a comforter that you can heat to different levels on each side.
Oh, yeah.
If you'll fight over the covers, you stick her leg out or...
But it basically has two, like a car, which is always crazy to me.
They're going to have two temperatures in a car.
Like, my mind's always blown when it's like you put one at 70 and one at 74 in a car.
Yeah.
You can reach over and touch that person.
How do you do it really the same?
Amazing.
I think they're just tricking us and putting numbers up there.
But that's okay.
This comforter does, you can heat it different on both sides because people fight about what to have.
Now, do you fight over the comforts of your husband?
No, I just get them.
Oh, you just win the covers?
Yeah, he doesn't really always want them and I always do.
so I just end up with all of them most of the time
hanging off my side
because he gets hot and I get cold.
So it works out.
So he has no sheet, no cover, no anything?
Let's keep the sheet, but the comforter
definitely always slides my way.
You seem like a pretty wild sleeper,
like all over the place.
Yeah, I'm trying to get better.
I don't think it's something you can fix.
Yeah, I try to calm my mind
before I go to sleep.
And I go to sleep like a burrito.
Tight, you tight.
Yeah, tight, right?
And then I wake up not like...
He tapes her down before you go to sleep.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, what's the situation with you and your wife?
We sleep under separate covers.
So I have a blanket.
That's so weird.
I love it, but it's so weird.
I have just like a real thin blanket.
Like, what do you call those things you put on the couch, a toss blanket, whatever those sheet?
Yeah.
And then she has a comforter because I sweat.
And so if I'm under the comforter, so I just have a little blanket and I sleep under it and I don't move.
And I go to sleep and I wake up in the exact same spot.
Sweaty.
No, no, no.
I don't sweat.
under this blanket. Like when I was under
the comfort. Special blanket, Bobby, it's a throw.
It was, it's a lot thinner. So the blankets
what makes you sweat? Well, it used to be
the tuberculosis, but I just, I don't like, yeah, so we sleep under
separate blankets. It's weird, we're married,
but separate blankets. Do you think separate rooms is next?
Would you guys consider that? No, not right now.
We're not to that point yet. You know, probably in a few
years, you'll get sick of each other. In a few years.
Separate rooms, separate beds, separate houses. You never know.
Several houses. Well, I mean, some couples do that.
How about you?
My dog stills a lot of the covers.
Because he'll get down the ball and roll himself up and I'll be freezing.
And then I don't want to wake him up.
Do you ever get worried about him down there like he can't breathe?
No, because he comes fighting out of there.
When he's irritated, he's like a Tasmanian devil.
Arr-ha-ha-ha-h-h-h-fighting out there.
And so I don't even see Lindsay that much.
I mean, she's in town a couple days a week.
But if you spend the night together, a-stiel-the-blanket girl, is she a...
What does that mean?
A steal-the-blanket girl?
You know what I'm saying?
It's the kind of girl, Bobby, like me.
You know?
It's like me.
What two kind of girls I like, and one of them is steal the blanket girl.
No, I don't know.
Okay, so she's a chill girl.
Okay, stop talking like that.
Okay, what's wrong with your?
Lunchbox tried those chicken tenders with cookie dough on the outside of them?
Oh, from Popeyes.
You know, they were, like, sweet on the outside and how do you describe them?
Salty?
Yeah, that's right.
Savory?
on the inside.
They were pretty good.
Like, chicken and waffles,
it's like when you put the syrup
on the chicken and waffles,
it tastes just like that.
It was really good.
He's like, how do I describe it?
How would you say,
if it's salty on the outside
but sweet on the inside?
What was the word you'd use?
I'd say salty and sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, savory.
Sweet and savory.
I couldn't think of the word.
But, yeah, they're good.
Yeah.
Like, I didn't realize we had Popeye's
and I drove by one,
and I was like, wait a minute,
we talked about the cookie dough chicken tenders.
And they had them, huh?
Oh, man.
Part went in there and I said,
can I get those cookie dough chicken tender?
She goes, we got them, you want three or five.
I did the three just in case they weren't good.
But I ate all three.
Cool.
Real good.
What I, because I know I like them,
is it worth for me,
because I only eat certain bad things at certain times.
Are they that good that I should eat them?
No, because you'll regret it.
Okay.
You would rather have a piece of cheesecake.
If I'm going to go, I'm going to go hard.
Right.
And so.
I only go two ways.
Hard and hard the other way.
Hmm.
Huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hard.
Reverse hard.
My only two directions are hard and harder.
Harder.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
If you're looking for a new TV show, which, hey, aren't we all, you got to check out TLC's show out-daugered.
It's a hit show.
It's Amy here, and let me tell you.
Adam and Danielle Busby, they have six daughters.
The oldest is six, and she's the ringleader of her Quinn Tuplet sisters.
That's right.
There's five of them, and they're turning two.
They're walking, talking, potty training.
Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter,
premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC.
I want to bring in a new artist.
Maybe not so much for our listeners, though.
Yeah, I know.
Walker is here.
Nope.
I've been talking about Walker for probably like 18 months now.
A bazillion years, Bobby.
And Walker's been in before.
Here's the story about Walker.
You made these songs.
And you made them like day of and proof some day up and threw them out, right?
Right.
The eight tracks.
So you would write a song.
Kind of walk me through it.
So I would write a song, you know, me and my friends are co-writers.
And we would write it in the shack.
And then as we're writing, you know, we usually just build a, I build a track on an old Pro Tools rig on my computer.
And like you broke up with me, you can hear people talking in the background.
Those are my co-writers the day of while I was whistling or something.
And they were chatting.
And I was like, ah, it's cool.
You can hear them on there.
So, yeah, day of.
And we just released them.
I wanted to give fans, you know, get them as close as I could to the actual conception of the song.
So we just put out what we did that day.
And I was blown away by it.
I mean, both of them.
He put out eight and I was like, wow, I was playing him on the air.
And he put out another one.
And he put out another one's like, wow, playing him on the air.
And so then you ended up getting like a record deal.
Boom.
And so now he's...
Big time.
Yay.
Now he has it.
I'm going to play the single right now real quick.
More money, more problems.
So Walker Hayes is here
And we're going to talk to him some more
But I want to play this song first
This is you broke up with me
It's a song we played during the dance party
We played it before a bunch of times
Yeah
Alright it's Walker Hayes
Interesting story from you
And you did a Bobbycastle at Link
If you want to hear Walker's story
Like it's crazy
I'm pretty wild right
No it's not wild
You have a lot of perseverance
Yeah thank you
I appreciate that
I don't know if I said the word right
Perseverance
That's it thank you
I don't know. Bobby knows words. I don't know. So I was like, well, maybe he means. I also
Arkansas some words. Washington. What I might be preserving himself? Watching powders. Oh,
you're going to do it too? No. He does do that though. You said washing powders? He does. Stop it. You really
did? He really does. Stop it. What do you say? Do you say Chicago? No, but my mom says
Chicago. He says what? Or Chicago. Yeah. No, but Bobby, he used to go, his grandma would say washing
powders so that's what he says and now we but now he says detergent i got you but you're from
alabama yeah okay we don't have no washing powders oh dang hater in the house uh okay so
walker hayes is here and let's see walk how many times how many label deals have you had like record
label this is my third record label so maybe you've been dropped twice been dropped twice yeah tell
the story because i like the story okay about this guy who is opening for you at puckets
Oh, of, yeah, talking about the guy who got me my job.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was an embarrassing moment.
I'm not asking him for, I mean, this is a great story, not let's embarrass Walker Haynes.
No, no, it was.
I mean, I'm a hard guy to embarrass, but I was playing shows at Puckets and we were running out of money.
And so, you know, I didn't know what in the world I was going to do.
But in order to keep writing during the day, I needed a night job.
And this guy, he's just a big.
fan, you know, like this guy basically wanted my autograph at Puckets. He was going on to me after
a show about how great, you know, songs of mine were. And the whole time he was talking, he was kind of
telling me his life story and was saying how he worked in the Tire Center at Costco. And in my brain,
I'm not really listening to him because I was like, boom, I probably, you know, maybe Costco's
hiring. And so, yeah, it was really embarrassing. I was like, yeah, thanks a lot. I'm really glad.
I appreciate you being a fan
That's awesome that you know the words of my songs
Is Costco hiring
And so it was real humbling
And he was like, yeah
You know actually they are
They're looking for people to start produce
And so he's the guy that gave me
My job at Costco
And the thing about that story that I love so much
Is that you went to work at Costco
You still kept writing songs
Yeah
And you still kept writing songs
And you still kept writing songs
Yeah
Well, I mean, and I think they got better, you know, during that point because when I was writing them, I had no reason to imagine that anybody would really ever hear, you know, hear them.
I was just writing them because I loved it.
And in my opinion, that's when that's when the good stuff starts coming, you know, is when you're really just doing it because you love it.
Were you working at Costco when you put out the A-track?
I just gotten basically rescued by Shane
So I put out my first eight track a couple months
After my last day at Costco
Walker also has six kids
Boom
So you gotta feed six kids
And here's the thing about Walker too
So Walker came out and we did
My stand-up comedy tour together for five months or so
Right?
Yeah
And this tour bus would drive up
Except it wasn't a tour bus
It'd be Walker's family car
It was not exaggerating
Yeah it's a huge shuttle
And I'd be like oh Walker got a bit
It's like no no no
That's what I drive
Yeah, we're just on our way to dinner.
I'd be like, that's Lanny.
Yeah, and the kids.
So I'm a huge fan.
Nice.
I couldn't be a bigger fan.
I'm such a, and I hope our listeners know, like this guy right here,
one is the real deal creatively and two has like struggled the struggle.
And it's two things together that I just like, man, I admire so much about you.
The passion and the perseverance.
Yeah.
Preservience.
Perseverance.
Yeah.
Whatever.
That's what I said.
Hey, you guys can hate on.
I don't care.
There's this song that I heard
And I saw the title and I was like
Oh Walker wrote a nice holiday theme song
That's what I thought
It's called Halloween
Yeah
And when I heard it I was like whoa
And I could tell you who I was talking to
I was talking to Dan Smyer from Dan and Shea
Yeah
And he texted me and goes
Have you ever Walker A's Halloween?
I was like I love it
And so he was like
I had never even heard of a song
Approached like that before
And so I asked Walker to bring his guitar
And he's got Nikita Carmen in here
Hello Nikita!
Hello!
And so
we've all become close because
Nikita is out on the road
and she opens up for my stand-up shows
and so she started playing this song with you
Yeah, she was singing the chorus with me
She knew it the first day. Walker's like, the first day
The first day of her. Walker's like, I have this song called Halloween
Do you know it? Yes, I know everyone out of it.
Volk is like, can you learn it? We can sing it together? And I don't need to learn it.
I already know it. We don't need to practice.
That's awesome. All right, here's Walker
Hayes with Nikita Carmen singing. You actually wrote it with
Nicole Gileand. Yeah, I wrote it with Nicole.
and that was the first time Nicole and I had ever written,
the first time I'd ever met her,
and I just had the idea, and it was weird,
and little did I know then.
You know, Nicole's one of the only people
who would have chased that odd title, you know,
and gone down that road,
and she sings it on the record.
So, yeah.
And so she's out of town, so Nikita's second string.
Yeah.
Move it up.
B-tee?
No, you're just kidding.
They tie.
They tie.
Well, a little bit.
One B.
Nikita Carmen with Walker Hayes doing Halloween now.
Ready?
Here we go.
Hey guys, so because of licensing roles,
we can't play anything with music on this IHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore,
but you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up,
and we wanted to keep up as much as possible.
So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now,
and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff.
Nikita Carmen, they're both amazing.
Love it.
Dang.
That's good.
That's great.
Man, hit myself in the head.
It was so good.
On purpose.
Okay, Walker, has download this song.
You broke up with me right here.
We played it earlier.
Download it.
Make it happen.
Nikita Carmen, you're amazing too.
She is, man.
She is so good.
So good.
And Nikita's out on the road with me
doing my funny and alone comedy tour.
So this weekend in Baton Rouge and Jackson Miss.
No, you're not out.
this weekend, are you? Oh, no, no.
She's out of all the rest of it.
All the rest of it. She's yelling at me. I am.
No. Nikita Carmen. You're amazing. Walker Hayes. What was that? Who did that?
Walker.
Me? Okay, it's acceptable then. What?
Did you think I, that was neat? Yeah, I was like, Dad, it's a good whistle.
Oh, no, I can't really whistle. Is that because you have so many kids, you have to do all the noises?
No, whistle. No, no, no. I love the whistle. There's a whistle and you broke up with me and Halloween. I love the whistle.
We're loved. We love you. You got a, can you whistle?
Not that good.
That's good.
That's a cockatier.
I have no idea.
All right, thank you.
Walker Hayes, download.
You broke up with me back in a minute.
Come on, y'all.
Chad in Ohio.
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up, my friend?
Hey, I just want to know what lunchbox spent all his big tax return off.
Yeah, that's right.
You were getting back like $10,000 from taxes,
and you were talking about this big purchase you were going to make,
and then you just disappeared.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys.
I haven't got it yet.
You haven't got what?
What I'm going to get.
Never get to tax refund, though?
The tax refund is in.
It is in the bank account.
Like, cha-ching, cha-ching, jean-chee, versus sound effect.
Why don't you have it then?
Well, no, no, I don't have the item.
I have to go buy it.
I have to go purchase it in the next week.
I promise you, I will bring you audio from me getting this item, and it is going to change my life.
It is amazing.
Chad, your thoughts on this?
What's that?
What do you think about this?
Because he says he's not going to tell us until he goes and gets it.
And he's going to change his life.
I hope it's like a jet ski or big boaters.
Oh, he has one of those.
He has a jet ski from a previous tax return.
I was like tax return.
Hopefully he buys his wife something.
This is a me gift.
Like a lunchbox gift.
Like, yeah, this is for you, Daddy.
I'm getting it.
You call yourself, Daddy?
Wow.
That's what my wife calls me, so I just use it my nickname.
I bet you money.
She does not call him daddy.
And if she does, you need to talk because there's something there.
Yeah.
What do we think it is?
A big TV?
For him?
No.
A four-wheeler?
Oh, now you're talking.
But where's he going with the four-wheeler?
He doesn't have, like, land.
Where's he going with a jet ski?
He doesn't have water.
You can ride a jet ski.
A four-wheeler in the neighborhood.
It's street legal.
Like a moped?
A moped?
A moped?
A moped?
It's not a moped.
His reaction was not good.
A golf cart?
I don't know.
Right around the neighborhood?
Any guesses there, Chad?
Uh, my boat guess was a boat, but I guess not.
A boat?
I mean, he could a boat.
Yeah.
All right, Chad.
We don't know yet.
We'll know in a week.
Appreciate you, buddy.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate you, buddy.
All right, in a week.
You have a date on this?
Like, after, you know, by July 15th.
By July 15th, the audio will be here of me making the big purchase.
All right.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
segment called Time March is On.
And for me, Time March is on because usually it's my knees.
Like, I've been down and go, now I've been
my arms.
It's like everything's br br br-br-br-drun now.
Time marches.
Yeah.
Everything's popping.
The popping joints.
It usually just be the bottom half of my body.
Now both halves are popping away.
So Time Marches on.
Casey and Kentucky.
You're on Casey.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, what's up, Mr. Bobbush?
How are you doing today?
Just doing a show.
Glad you called, though.
What you have?
Well, I've called on that Time March is on.
Six months ago, my 28-year-old wife, we're at the hospital having our little girl, and I had left the room and come back in, and another nurse had brought our daughter in.
And the nurse walks up to me and says, would you like to hold your granddaughter?
Oh, dude.
How old are you?
I'm 51.
Wow. Okay.
28-year-old wife?
Yeah.
I mean, time I'm marching too bad.
Let me ask.
I mean.
Yeah, but the nurse didn't think he was his grandbaby.
Yeah, but we laughed about it for a while.
It was kind of cute for a while.
Okay, yeah, I have so many questions.
Ask him one.
He's here.
Well, I don't know.
How did you end up with a 28-year-old?
And what's that?
Just a hard-working man.
Yep.
Do you have a lot of money?
No, I'm a truck driver.
Okay, so you just met her.
I met her friend of mine.
Okay, that's cool.
I'm not, my dad's the same way.
He was.
Like when he was 50-something, he was with the 20-something.
Yeah?
40.
Well, that's the thing.
When you're in Kentucky and your little small town, you know, like New Haven, Kentucky,
which is population like 620, you know, everybody knows everybody.
You don't have to talk to us.
Yeah, you don't have to talk about how you knew her when she was a little kid.
Amy, relax.
Wow.
Hey, hate her in the hell.
I'm not hating on you.
I'm not hating on you.
You just said he knew her watching her once you were in a single.
sixth grade.
I know.
I know.
When he said it's a small town,
everybody knows everybody,
I'm like, well, basically,
so now that's where my head win.
I was like, wow,
so he knew her when she was growing up.
Casey, rebuttal, go ahead.
Rebuttal.
Uh, rebuttal is,
it ain't nothing but a thing.
You love who you love.
You can't help where your heart goes.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
There is Casey.
With the win there.
Man.
You go, you go,
time margin,
it ain't that bad.
Time margin kind of cool,
but I guess.
Andrea.
Yes.
How are you?
I'm doing good this morning.
How are you?
I'm really good.
Time marches on.
Give me something.
So I'm 30 and I have a 14-year-old son and I had to download the Urban Dictionary app because sometimes you text me.
I'm not sure what it means.
I want to respond appropriately like to his slang terms.
So yeah, I have to look it up every time he text me.
That's funny.
Good one.
Thank you for calling the show.
Appreciate you.
All right, let's do one more.
Candy in Tennessee.
Hi, Candy.
Hi, Bobby.
You're on the air.
So I can kill two birds and runs down.
With the whole time marches on, happened last night.
I lost myself out of the office.
Okay, so then what happened?
And my car keys in there.
Oh, no.
And I had to pick up my son and had to call the babysitter
and have to pay extra money for them.
So all that.
that happens but yeah um i had a sleep i fell asleep at work wait a rough day that just sounds like a rough
day yeah i don't know about getting old that just sucks it sounds like hmm yeah well i'm sorry
that happened to you i mean i hit the button anyway i'm a tough day for her thank you for calling
with a
M.Bobby Bones.
This is a Bavit Bones
Why? To go around the room.
What dumb thing stresses you out?
Not like real life things.
But what dumb thing?
You're like, oh, I'm no stressed about it.
Eddie, your first.
Oh, I'll tell you right away.
Getting yogurt at the grocery store
stresses me out.
What do you mean?
There are, I don't know, 500 flavors of yogurt,
and my wife will send me to the grocery store and say,
hey, will you pick up some yogurt on the way home?
Which one?
Like, I cannot.
And my son likes honey vanilla or something?
I can't find it, dude.
It takes me 10 minutes to find yogurt.
That stresses me out.
Did people like vanilla anything except ice cream?
Like vanilla to me is not an attractive.
Of all the flavors you choose vanilla?
My three-year-old loves honey vanilla.
Like vanilla will be something you're stuck with and you're like, not bad.
Who chooses?
Oh, my husband.
Vanilla all day, every day.
That's not even a real flavor.
Even the smell vanilla.
It's not bad.
The smell.
He doesn't smell.
A vanilla candle.
Like a hay of vanilla candle.
Okay, so yogurt is for you.
Yogurt at the grocery store.
I mean, what dumb thing?
Well, mine is also a grocery store related,
and it's either picking out avocados,
like which one is going to be the ripe one,
or like pears or something
where there's like multiple kinds of pairs
which you don't know which pair is better.
Like stuff like that really stress me.
I can stand at the avocados of the pear section
at the grocery store for like five minutes.
Finally, sometimes I just ask a store employee,
Can you tell me which avocado you think I'm going to cut into and it's going to be perfect?
Pick for me, please.
I'll just close my eyes.
It's hard.
For me, stupid things to stretch you out.
If my phone has any red numbers on it, they must go fast.
And if I, like, ones or twos or none.
No updates, no email, no text message.
Like, Amy's phone drives me bonkers.
Red everywhere.
How many email, Amy, do you have you?
You haven't opened up.
1,479.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's my heart you heard.
Yeah.
What else you got?
How many texts?
you not open.
17.
That to me is amazing.
I don't even know where they are.
They're so far down the bottom.
I don't score that.
Bones, I have 4,478 emails unopened.
You guys make me vomit, but not in the series.
What about voicemails?
20.
That to me is...
Oh yeah, you keep your voicemail full.
So do I. Mine's full now.
You can't even...
But yours is full in accident.
Yeah, yeah.
Mine is my voicemail going, hey, listen, I'm probably not going to check these anyway.
Because who checks voicemail anymore?
I love that.
But just send me a text message.
And I check it.
That's what it starts to me.
It's gross inside.
Lunchbox.
It's easy.
It is trying to figure out which show I'm going to watch on DVR.
During the day, I'm like, I go home and I'm like, I have a list of shows that I want to watch.
And I'm all recorded it and trying to decide which one to watch drives me nuts.
You really worry.
I really worry because I'm like, well, if I catch up with that show, I only have three episodes so I could watch it all today.
But this one is more recent and it just throws me off and it really stresses me out.
On our Facebook page, what dumb thing?
Now, these aren't serious things.
They're real life things.
These are all pretty dumb.
But what dumb thing stresses you out?
Bobbybones.com.
Hit her Facebook page.
Thomas in Delaware.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's up, dude?
Is this Bobby?
Yeah.
Is it Thomas?
Yeah, this is Thomas from Clarksville living in Delaware.
And I'm getting ready to, I'm actually an hour and a half early from my job interview
You're doing some notes and stuff.
Love that.
Love it.
Love it that you're early.
So what?
You're a little nervous?
You sound like nervous?
Yeah, of course.
I'm a little nervous.
This is a game changer for the family and myself.
So nervous and I go away.
Put myself in a good position to get this interview.
So I'm ready to knock it out the part.
I just wanted some of that little music, motivational music that you always play for your listeners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember this.
Let me hit you for some motivational words first.
Remember, you're nervous because it means.
something. It means something because you worked hard to get it. Now the key to impressing someone
when you're talking to them is your alert rate is up but your heart rate is down. Okay? So what I've
found is that you play the song, Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes. This song comes on and you're
like, all right. And it's pumping you out. You're like, I can do this, I can do this. But your
heart stays solid, solid, solid, stop. That's your heartbeat right there. That's your heartbeat right there.
You're mind up, your heart down.
You're thinking, you're thinking at a high level.
But you're not acting crazy.
So I take a second, I just play this song.
I just play Seven Nation Army.
Listen to the whole song.
All right, I will.
Yeah.
Take deep breaths.
You know that you are in this spot.
And even if you don't get this one, there'll be another one.
There'll be three more.
There'll be seven more because you're not going to stop until you get it.
You know, it's hard to beat somebody who doesn't quit.
Are you going to quit, Thomas?
Never.
That's what I'm talking about.
You can't beat somebody who don't quit.
Are you going to quit, Thomas?
Never!
Never!
All right, knock them dead, dude.
You get an hour and 25 minutes.
But still, in an hour or 25 minutes, knock them dead.
Remember, alert, up, heart down.
Got it?
Alert up, heart down.
That's right.
That's right.
Keep the heart rate down.
All right.
Good luck. Let us know how it goes.
Hey, I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
Dang.
I'm on to something there with that alert.
That's really not the words.
Exactly.
I've been working on the phrasing.
But the heart rate down is the thing.
It's like mind frame up, heart frame.
Something. I'm not quite there yet.
Yeah.
I'm tinkering with it.
You got time.
That's how you know this is in the scripted show.
Because that wasn't that good?
Like the idea was good.
You'll get there.
But the words weren't exactly there.
Talk it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything I said, though, I stand behind.
I think.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll go listen back.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
So Eddie, our video producer, got into a fight with the pizza guy.
Do you guys how about this show?
Oh, goodness.
It wasn't much of a fight.
I was shocked.
The weird thing is, you love pizza so much.
It's got to be a big deal for you to fight with the pizza guy.
I do, and we order pizza every week.
And so it was just so weird.
And it was the same place that I go to.
and I was on the phone with a guy and I said,
hey, well, you add some extra of Parmesan cheese
because that's what we like on our pizza, the stinky feet cheese.
And he goes, no, we don't do that anymore.
The company has lost millions doing that,
so we're not going to give out Parmesan cheese anymore.
I'm like, the company's lost millions giving out.
That's like, same salt and pepper.
We can't give you salt and pepper anymore.
So he's like, sorry.
And so I hung up the phone.
I told my wife, would you believe that?
Thought about it for a second?
I said, no, I'm calling this guy back.
Like, this can not be possible.
So you called back.
Did he answer again?
No, the manager answered.
And I go, hey man, the guy I just talked to said, you guys aren't giving Parmesan cheese anymore.
Is that true?
He's like, no.
That's unbelievable.
Did he really say that?
And I said, yes.
He goes, man, I'm so sorry about that.
I will send you all the Parmesan cheese you want.
And I'll give you a free pizza.
Yeah, dude, he gave me a free pizza.
How cool is that?
And a bunch of Parmesan cheese.
I could fill up a whole jar with a cheesy game.
I wonder why that other guy said that to you.
He just didn't want to look for the Parmesan cheese.
Probably had a bad day.
But I was like, do this dude?
just lied to me. Yeah, he said the companies, maybe that memo hadn't reached the manager yet.
Maybe he had checked his email. Does anyone else feel like Eddie the Tattletell?
Yes. On the guy?
Yeah.
Like over Parmesan cheese, you're going to call that and get that fire.
What did that guy lost his job? I didn't even think about that, Bobby.
I won't say the restaurant, but Sean, you should be ashamed of yourself. You're starting to lie to me, dude.
Wasn't a mom and pop place? No, it was a chain. So it's probably somebody.
A chain that's lost millions of dollars
Garoni
I could see like giving out
extra condiments and stuff
That really adds up
And what if you really read online
Like there was a million things
He was doing something good for the company
I think the manager would have known
And keeping prices down for all of us
Yeah
Oh what if that's the future CEO
Because he is like monitoring
He's doing undercover boss
Dang this just got
Eddie told on the pizza guy
You are such a little
Taddle-butt that manager
Shout out
And you got a free pizza
You have three pizzas.
This is why I can't stay skinny.
Well, that's because you have two boys.
Yeah.
And listen, I get it.
I don't think you just go out and just eat a bunch of bad food.
I think your lifestyle is that of you have two boys and they want to be fed now and they want to be fed now and they want to be fed.
Exactly.
It's a little more difficult to eat healthy when you're you.
Thank you.
You finally understand.
But do you really want it and you don't?
Of course I want to be healthy.
But when there's mac and cheese on the stove top, I got to eat it.
You don't got to do anything, dude.
Get your Bobby Bones on.
Follow Bobby on Snapchat.
username Bobby Bones show
What's happening?
It's Bobby Bones time.
Bobby Bones
What's happening here?
Before the show, Amy and I
will be in my office.
There's a little mini studio in there.
We record commercials.
And Amy record commercials after the show.
And apparently Amy's been yelling at Ray.
Yeah, I needed him, and I was like,
Ray.
And he never came.
And I'm like, Ray!
And then so I get up and I go in there
and he said, I don't know how I'll think
work at your house, but at my house, when you need somebody, you get up and you go to the room
and you talk to them. You don't just yell for them. And I was like, oh my goodness, Ray just
schooled me. And but, but when I'm in there with Bobby, Bobby goes, Ray and Ray comes running.
So you're learning from Bobby. That's like parents stuff. Yes. And then the minute I try to go,
Ray, nothing. And then Ray gives me that, I don't know how things work at your house.
First of all, Ray, I commend you. Thank you. Yeah. Boom. Second of all.
He showed me.
It's a little different.
Ray and I are working on seconds in that morning.
And it's like, do this, boom, boom, boom.
I needed something.
No, you're just chilling.
You're just chilling.
No, I did.
I needed him.
I had a question.
Would you like to apologize?
Ray, I'm sorry.
I did.
He's, I know.
I was like, he's right.
The minute it happened to me, it was just funny how he did it.
Because we're at work, we're not at home.
And but, you know, Raymond, he's like, I don't know how things work at your house.
But you're right, Ray.
I should have gotten up and.
come to your room and spoken to you.
You were working.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I forgive you.
I was just, Tony.
That's how I've been raised.
And then I even brought to my girlfriend.
I was like, hey, we don't do the yelling thing.
Just definitely let's discuss stuff.
Always never yell through a wall.
That's just like, it's disrespectful, but it makes me feel like a dog.
Oh, wow.
He sounds hurt.
I don't want to make you feel like a dog.
Man, is that what my husband feels?
Because sometimes I'm like, honey.
Hey.
Honey.
You should ask him, maybe.
What?
Wow.
I hate when sometimes you're trying to have a conversation.
Like, I'll be sure.
showering and my husband tries to like have a full-bone
conversation with me. I have water in
my hair, my ears. I can't hear.
You're not the victim.
Yeah, don't turn this around. Like, this is
a publicity spin. And I'm going to tell him, Ray,
I'm going to tell him, I said, I don't know how you did it
in your house growing up, but when I'm taking a shower
I don't feel like a dog. You don't talk to me, and now I feel like a dog.
Dang. Right came with a hard truth.
He did. And then Amy tried to deflect
it. Like your husband, who's not in the room
to defend himself. Poor God. I'm the one
that yells, but he does try to have full-blown
conversations with me while I'm showering and I'm like, I can't hear you.
Cool, cool, cool.
All right.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
Get your bones on.
Bobby Bones show.
Just being in the same room as your phone makes you dumber.
Just being in the same room.
What?
Did you guys see this story?
No.
Dumber.
A new study says that when we're in the same room, it makes it dumber because our brain
realizes it does not need to work as hard because anything we need is right there in that
little magic box. That's why I was thinking it made me smarter. You're actually
dumber.
Dang. I got it. And my phone's right here. And there's a lot of phones in here, so we're real dumb.
We're so dumb right now. There's another reason, too, they say that we're so addicted to our phones
that our brains have to burn a lot of energy just to keep us from picking up the phone.
Wow. So it's like we have this addiction. We need to fill up, but we don't. So our brain is
actually fighting the addiction as well. Wow. So should we start doing the show with our phones
outside of the room? No. My phone's amazing.
I would not have human...
Imagine how much smarter you'd be.
Oh, I can't.
Dude, you'd be a super genius.
It's like impossible.
Bobby's already so smart.
How can you be any smarter?
My power's maybe used for evil then.
I wouldn't want that.
You can always test a man by his absolute power.
And I don't want that.
And if I didn't use a phone, can you imagine?
I'd probably like Zucker Jobs.
That's Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs.
Oh, I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, my phone's right here.
You're too close to your phone.
Yeah.
I didn't get it. I just laughed because it sounds cool because I had no idea where he's going on.
Eddie just gets me.
Steve Jobs.
I left my phone at home today.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Researchers found that participants who were the most dependent on their smartphones performed worse than less dependent ones.
Like, they asked before you went in.
Like, how often do you use your phone?
And the people that said lower scored better.
I'm smarter.
So I guess put the phone down.
I just love it.
I just wouldn't have any contact to anybody if it wasn't for my phone.
I just stay in my room.
That's true.
But now I just stay in my room and text people.
There's a difference.
I can gift like crazy.
I will gift the crap out of you.
G.I.
Oh, man.
I'm the gift king.
That's fun, huh?
Yeah.
Not a gift.
Gifted.
You've been gift.
You've been gift.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
Just gift the crap out of you.
Yeah.
So there's that.
Thank you.
Hope everybody's Wednesday is rocking and rolling, man.
He made me feel real smart.
There's good.
Thanks for hanging out with a Bobby Bone show.
Thanks for hanging out.
today. Thanks to Walker Hayes for stopping by and playing. Be sure to check out you broke up with me
and listen back to his performance today. Back at it, appreciate you guys being here on Wednesday.
If you're looking for a new TV show, which, hey, aren't we all, you got to check out
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Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter,
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