The Bobby Bones Show - Walker Hayes + Lunchbox Takes Over Voicemail Line + Szn Raymundo Commercial Review
Episode Date: December 22, 2021Walker Hayes joins Bobby to look back on his life-changing year in 2021. Lunchbox takes over the voicemail lines for fans calling in and the studio discusses Ray owning his nickname after Amy recently... heard his commercial over the air. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning to you.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Let's go over to Pete in Florida.
Who's going to start the show off today.
Hey, Pete, what's going on?
Hey, so I called in a little while.
ago, I was calling to ask, what's the best way to promote my music when Rodney was on there with
you. And, you know, everything went good. I went home. I had my Instagram blow up. I had people
messaging me. You know, everything was cool. I come back to work Monday, and my boss tells me my
check got cut because they heard me on the radio with y'all. It led to a big argument.
one thing led to another
and ended up pretty much losing my job
because I called into you guys
and I pretty much just told them I said
hey man it's Bobby Bones
at the end of the day I don't care
I could be homeless I was on the Bobby Bones show
Boom and that's how you should feel
No no no no no no that's good
No you need a job
Well let me ask a couple questions here
First of all
You went a little argument
One thing led to another I got fired
What's one thing led to another
Because you left out a big part of
why the firing happened. Fists flew, right?
Well, I said, hey, well, I shouted
out the company. That was in front of a million
people on the radio. That's free advertisement.
And, you know, they were like,
well, we don't care. You were on the clock
and you called in. So I
just started taking the tools out of my truck, man,
and I started filling up my Mustang, and I
pretty much just, you know,
called butt to my house, went home.
You didn't say any bad words
to his face? You didn't swing at him or anything?
Well, I didn't technically get fired.
I just left.
Are you fired right now?
Well, I have a different job.
I'm working at a different company now.
Great.
Do you like that job?
Yeah, I like it.
I actually love it, man.
It's a lot less stress.
It's a lot better.
You know, I'm still doing my music thing.
You know, that's what I called before and still doing, you know, some comedy.
You let me shout out on my Instagram.
Like I said, last time I was on, man, I had a bunch of people reach out to me and message me.
I had probably like 3,000 people follow me in like an hour, man.
It was pretty cool.
You know, my phone was blowing up.
Dang.
So, you know, at the time I was living it up, man, I felt like a celebrity, you know, growing up.
People like me and you, Bobby, growing up, man, we have nothing, man.
Everybody doubts us, you know, so I finally had something to be like, you know, man, look at me, man.
I was on the Bobby Bone Show.
I have all these people following me.
So, you know, from once in my life, they kind of gave me some support, man, and boosted up my spirits, man.
What is your Instagram name?
Let's see if we can do it again.
Have a few other people follow you.
What's your Instagram name?
It's K-9 underscore Florida.
Oh, yeah.
K-9 underscore Florida.
Right?
The letter K, the number nine?
Yes, sir.
The letter K, the number nine underscore Florida.
How much did they cut your check?
Excuse me?
How much did they cut your check?
They cut my check only 30 minutes, man.
But they cut it?
Because he called in.
Because he called in.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Right, right, right, right.
But they cut.
Hmm.
You have a Venmo?
I'll refund you that money.
I'll get you that money.
No.
Bobby, you don't owe me nothing, man.
You gave me everything I could have ever wanted.
The whole show, everybody, man.
I love all y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll fight anybody for all y'all, man.
Y'all are my boys.
I'll do anything for y'all, man.
I'm talking about.
All right, well, listen, I hate that happen to you.
I'm glad you got a job you love.
Stay at it.
If music is your passion, keep it there.
Keep doing it.
Grind, and every free minute you got,
keep making music, okay?
Yes, sir.
I love you, Bobby, man.
I don't care what they say about you, man.
Who's saying stuff?
A lot of people.
Lots of people go, I don't care what they say about you.
You're like,
Who's saying?
All right.
It's a Florida thing, man.
It's a Florida thing.
We just say that to everybody.
I hear you.
You guys, check out K9 underscore Florida.
He just dropped that new hit single Ice T on August 30th.
Yes.
You can see that too.
All right, there.
Clap him out.
Clap him out.
I'm a little worried, though.
He's not still on the clock, is he?
He didn't even shout out his new job.
All right.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Okay, so things are going great with my new boyfriend.
We're spending Christmas together for the first time.
The only thing is I have no idea what he's going to spend.
I don't want to spend way less because, you know, somebody gives you an iPad and you give them socks?
That's never fun.
We're both on our mid-20s.
We have decent jobs, but we're not rich by any stretch.
We haven't been together that long, so this is the first gift exchange of any kind for us.
what's the normal amount of money to spend?
I'm considering buying him two gifts,
keeping them in my purse and insisting he go first.
Then I'll decide if he gets the expensive one or the cheap one.
That's funny.
Level playing field, right?
Is that crazy?
Signed Samantha.
First of all, hilarious.
What's going to happen is you're going to end up giving him both gifts
and you have to spend even more money.
So that's why I would say don't do that.
Because if you buy both the gifts, you're going to end up giving on both gifts.
Here's the real pressure.
The pressure isn't on you, honestly.
The pressure's on him.
You could get him something kind of nice, but if he gets you something even less nice, he's a big dweeb and he loses.
He's got to kind of outperform you on Christmas.
That's his job as the new relationship guy.
You can very easily just set a rule and forget all the drama and go, hey, we got a rule.
Nothing over 50 bucks.
Or you could be fun and do a theme and go, hey, let's do a theme.
Let's do gifts that you can only get a cracker barrel.
That's a good idea.
Let's do gifts that you can only get on this.
but if you don't do that, the pressure's on him and he has to win.
That's what I say.
Don't worry about it. Amy, you?
Oh, I think it's totally fine for her to have the two gifts in her bag and pull out whichever one is appropriate after he gives the gift.
Perfect.
And then he'll probably think it's super cute because later this will be a story you can tell.
And who knows, maybe you do whipple him out like you were saying and give him both to him that night.
But I think that he would think, oh, that's so cute that you had two gifts in your bag and you were basing it off of what I gave you.
I'm just looking out for her and not having to spend a bunch of money.
I know.
Well, she could give the one and then save the next one for his birthday.
Yeah, but by then, baseball cards won't even be cool anymore, Amy.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I would just suggest that you go, hey, can't wait.
Christmas is going to be awesome this year instead of fun theme.
So neither one of you go absolutely crazy.
Yeah, but you don't do Cracker Barrel.
Don't screw her over in the sense.
What if he was going to get her something really awesome and then she gets a rooster?
or whatever it is.
Oh, that was a good gift.
She's the one worried about it.
I never felt bad because I would get some great Christmas gifts,
even for my friends if we were doing one-on-one.
I'd give them a great gift,
and I'd get kind of a crappy one to return.
But my feeling like we're never hurt.
I feel like that's us every year.
You know, like you give me a PlayStation.
I give you a T-shirt.
That's true.
I give him Eddie a Dallas Cowboys golf bag.
Right.
And he gives me his used monopoly from seven years ago.
Correct.
Yeah.
I just don't think there's anything to worry about with her.
You can either set your limits or he's got, he has to,
He has to win the pressures on him.
Don't worry about it.
We got your email and we let it on your air.
Now it's about to close.
Bobby's mail back.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Walker Hayes.
Walker, how are you, buddy?
What's up, bro?
Hey, did you have any idea that you were going to be nominated for a Grammy?
Do they, like, tip you off at all?
No, no, nobody gave me any hints, Bobby.
They surprised me pretty good with that.
But I guess I'm asking, did someone,
say, hey, you could possibly be nominated? Were you watching? Did you think there was a chance
you'd be nominated? Man, not at all. My team, that's my team's goal. I mean, come on. That's
everybody's goal with a song or with their artists and whatnot. But no, I, Grammy was not
anywhere near my brain. Then how did you find out? Did you find out real time, like watching an
announcement on like Twitter or did someone call you and go, dude? They brought me into this.
So one day I went in the smack and I was reading liners where I read.
a sentence and then just basically say it back while they're filming me like hey this is walker
on so-and-so i'll be playing here then and uh one of the liners that they had me read said hey this is
walker i've been nominated for my first grammy so as i was reading it they got me on film my raw
reaction dude and i was shocked and it just blew my mind yeah they did a good job surprise of me
that's really cool i mean i and i never know and you probably
experiences some too. With so much stuff being faked or forced or contrived on social media,
you're like, was that real or not? But it looked real. And I wanted to ask you about it.
No, no, no, it was real. And you know what's funny is I'm so silly, man. Not once did I even think
to myself, there are like 15 people in this room watching me read liners. I just, you know,
they were all ready for me to react and I was completely oblivious. So, yeah.
Looks like you're in a hotel. Yeah, I am in a hotel today, yes.
I assume you're living a lot until the holidays and hotels as you travel around and getting to do cool stuff for the song.
Yeah, just, you know, playing Christmas shows and stuff like that.
And the song, man, I mean, you've known my career from scratch.
I mean, you, of all people, know exactly where this all began.
And, man, this song has just opened doors wide for my career.
Just so many different outlets and opportunities for me these days.
And it's quite a whirlwind and we're just really grateful.
Whenever you grew the beard, we talked about it because it was so different.
But now I can't picture you without the beard.
Like, is this just a look now?
That's so funny, you say that, man.
So, you know, my dad died this year.
And when he had a beard my entire life, he had a moustachless beard.
And so we grew the beard out about the time he was dying.
And then when he died, I don't know, it just turns into like a symbol of him, like in memory of him, I guess.
And dude, also, when the beard was in full force, the career started exploding.
And so now I'm a little bit superstitious about it.
I don't know if I'll ever lose it.
But, yeah, I agree with you.
Now, I even look at myself and I'm like, what?
Why didn't I never grow a beard?
You know, it reminds me a little bit of Dan from Dan and Shea, who he started to have success.
And they had been doing great, but he started growing his hair out.
And he's like, since I've started growing my hair, we've been killing it.
And so he won't cut his hair.
It's like, that's what I need to do.
I need to grow out something.
I don't even know what it is.
But if I just, maybe my ear hair.
The hair on the back of my ears grows out now and I have to like take clippers to it.
Maybe if I just let that go, I'll have unparalleled success.
You can't do it.
You won't have success at home.
It's like Samson, man.
If you cut Bobby's ear hair, his career goes down.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Tell me about this new song, A.A.
Like, I know about it.
I've heard. I listen to it.
Yeah.
But for maybe a listener who hasn't heard the song yet and they see the letters AA,
like what is this song about?
Man, honestly, this song is, to me, it's about all the things that I can't really do great,
no matter how hard I try.
You know, I wrote this song with Luke Laird and Shane McAnally,
and Luke Laird said, hey, man, how you doing what you've been up to?
And this is when Fancy Life was really popping.
And I said, man, I'm just trying to stay out of AA.
And he was like, yo, let's write that.
I can relate.
And Shane and Luke and I are all, we're recovering alcoholics.
And so, yeah, I think it's just a real honest song about what I'm doing these days.
Just trying to be a good dad, a good husband, love the Lord, and now fall off the wagon.
Here's a clip of Walker Hayes' new song, A.A.
What's Holidays like it?
house. Massive family. So are you broke from Christmas presents? No, no, thank God. My kids,
they get one present apiece. The pressure's not on us. But man, it's just good to be with family.
You know, I travel so much. I don't really get to see them that much. So we're looking forward
to hanging with them. Walker, 2021 has been awesome for you. I hope 2022 is the same, if not even better.
And, you know, the fact that you get to be home for a little bit and spend time with family. I know that
that means a lot to you.
Yes, sir.
I love you guys.
Thanks for hanging with me.
And thanks for being a part of our St. Jude Radiothon
because we set a new record for,
and we can't believe we continue to move upward.
You know, as everything becomes more and more fragmented,
you're a big part of that.
So thank you for being here for the Radiothon.
That's awesome, man.
Way to go, guys.
That's incredible.
All right, Walker Hayes at Walker Hayes on Instagram,
on TikTok Walker Hayes official.
And you guys check out AA.
Walker, have a Merry Christmas and we'll see you soon.
Yeah, love y'all.
Christmas.
All right.
See you later.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A woman in California is alive, thanks to her water delivery man.
Marco Pereira knew something wasn't right.
He goes, he knocks on the door.
The woman's 88 years old.
She lives in this apartment, and she didn't answer this time.
But what happens usually is, he'll knock on the door and go, Marco, and then she goes,
Polo.
Right.
And his name's also Marco.
And it's also one.
water easily, right?
Yeah.
So he's like, Marco, and then she goes, polo.
Well, he knocked and goes, Marco,
and there was nothing back.
There was no polo.
So he yelled again, Marco, and then he heard,
he put his ear up to the door, and he heard someone going,
help.
And it turns out she had fallen on the floor.
She was immobile for at least 24 hours.
He waited on the other side of the door,
called paramedics.
They came, popped in the house, got her, saved her.
She only had a few bumps and bruises,
no serious injuries,
24 hours.
Oh, my goodness.
And had he not Marcoed and her not poloed, and then he stuck around, you know, they wouldn't
have found her.
Yeah, wow.
So there you go.
Water delivery man saves customer who fell in home.
Marco.
Polo.
Hello.
Hero.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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So Lunchbox intercepted the Bobby Bone Show voicemail line last night.
He acted like he was the automated messaging service.
Why were you up here at night?
I just thought it would be funny.
I thought it would be funny.
People call out to the shows over there trying to leave a voicemail
and they think it's a voicemail and then you start interrupting them
as they're leaving a message.
Totally confuse them.
All right, here we go.
Here's the first one.
Thank you for calling the Bobby Bone Show.
You have reached our voicemail to leave a message press one.
to say hi to one of the members of the show, press 2.
You pressed, beep.
How are you today?
I'm good.
What is your name?
Melanie.
Melanie, this is the voicemail line.
What are you wearing?
I'm not telling.
Oh, sounds spicy.
Please go on.
This is weird.
What do you want for Christmas?
This lunchbox, are you really there?
This is weird.
If you are satisfied with your message, press one.
Thank you.
Have a nice day.
Did she hang up?
Yep.
I didn't even tell her that was you.
Nope.
She had to be like, I'm not calling that thing anymore.
What are you wearing?
She's like, I'm not saying that sounds spicy.
All right, here's another one.
Hello, thank you for leaving a voicemail on the Bobby Bone Show line.
We couldn't answer your call, but we still want to hear from you.
So please leave a message.
For lunchbox to say, all I do is win, press one.
To hear Ray say, yeah, press two.
To hear Eddie say, I'm a dad, press three.
Any other message, please press four.
All I do is win!
If you'd like to hear Ray say, yeah, yeah!
If you'd like to say anything else, please press one.
Now go ahead and leave your message.
Beep.
Lunchbox, I called last week and told them idiots that you do not need to drink milk.
You need to drink a bottle of honey.
Oh, don't call lunchbox, honey.
He is married.
Please continue your message.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you live?
Thank you for calling the voicemail.
If you have anything else to say, press one.
If you'd like to end your message now, press two.
That's it?
Did you know?
No, I just assume it's two.
He just hung up on her.
That's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny.
You could have been like, hey, it is lunchbox.
What do you want to say?
Good to talk to you.
He just left him.
He just left him hanging out there.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So a couple in Texas, they've gone viral because they've been married for 41 years.
And all these years, the wife started a tradition where she takes a bite out of the sandwich that she makes for her husband to take to work so that it's like she's eating lunch with him.
I mean, that sounds cute on the surface, but I bet the wife just wants a bite of the sandwich and has made that the narrative.
No, no, it's a deeper meaning for them.
Like, I think it's super sweet and special.
a lot of people obviously online are hashtagging couple's goals.
That's fine.
Caitlin takes the first bite of everything that we have.
If she makes it, she has the first bite.
Not because she wants to eat with me.
Just because she wants to taste it to see if she wants more.
And then if she doesn't, she's only had one bite.
No.
That's not going to make couples goals, I assure you.
All right, what else?
Well, there's a politically correct Santa out there that is not even going to give kids a
Nerf gun if they ask for it.
We got a clip of a kid asking Santa for one.
No, no gun.
Nerf gun.
No, not even a Nerf gun.
Your dad wants to get it for you, that's fine, but I can't bring it to you.
So what else would you like?
Don't cry.
I think the Santa said the right thing.
If your dad wants to get it for you, have at it.
He isn't a total hater of guns, but Santa probably just has a no gun for any reason standard with the kids.
I guess so.
I just didn't know Santa was anti-Nerf guns.
Well, here's the clip that I have of a four-year-old asking for a Glock.
Here you go.
There's no clue.
Santa's like, no problem.
He's like, hey.
Oh, gosh.
Santa in Arkansas says you can have a 30-od six, three-year-old.
No problem.
That was Amy's pile of story.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
Shout out to five teenage boys in Caldwell, Idaho.
They were on their way to play some basketball.
you know, doing their thing, teenagers,
when they saw this old man fall down on the sidewalk.
So they pulled over, they were like driving to play basketball,
pulled over, jumped out, help the man up, lifted into his feet.
Not only that, they were like, hey, where do you live?
He's like, oh, I live right over there.
So they made sure he got inside of his house.
But that's not all when they were inside the home.
They cleaned up his scrapes and cuts with rubbing alcohol and cloths.
And anyway, there was a bystander that saw it all and started taking pictures
and then got a follow up on the story and she posted on Facebook.
So now these teenage boys are being treated like heroes around town.
And you know what?
They are.
They are because most teenagers would just be like, oh, that man fell.
Ha-ha, let's go play basketball.
Yeah, that's good.
That's what's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Here's a voicemail we got from Owen in Cleveland.
Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio.
I just wanted to see if you could check in and see who went live on Raymondo's Instagram.
There's just some random girl.
And she said, oops, I didn't need to go live.
It's kind of cut out.
It was weird.
Saturday night.
All right.
Thank you.
All right, Ramundo.
So you were with some girl and she went live on your phone?
Yeah, it was a wild night.
A friend of ours, we've been hanging out this entire year.
And I think she actually hit the wrong button.
I told her to take a picture of me.
me, but that was probably it. She fumbled a little bit.
We went live, so sorry about that.
Sounds like he thought some girl you weren't supposed to be with went live.
No, no, no. All the girls that I ever give my phone to, I know.
I would not just give it to a random female.
Okay.
What do you say, buddy?
It's very strange.
All right.
Let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny.
The morning corny.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
what do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.
Crisp Kringle.
That was the morning corny.
I haven't listened to it yet, but I have a call here of lunchbox calling Santa Claus to complain about never getting certain gifts.
Sometimes I'll listen to these ahead of time, but that reminds me, I'm going to play it blind coming up next.
I have no idea.
Is there anything else that should know about this call, Lunchbox?
No, it's just I feel like every person out there has something they asked Santa for that they never got.
And I found online where you can call Santa, so I called them.
Okay.
All right, is it creepy or okay to marry your stepbrother or sister if you met as a teenager?
A little creepy, but not totally weird because you're not really related.
You're not.
So, I mean, it could just be that's how y'all met.
It's unfortunate, but.
So a professional racer from Portugal proposed to a step sister.
And she said yes.
Now, it's weird because the word sister or brother, right?
Right, but it's step.
But if you're 17 or 18 and you start dating someone just then,
like let's say you just met her then because their parents met,
it's still creepy on the surface because it just seems weird,
but it's not wrong.
Right, it's not.
The father of Miguel Olivaira married Andrea Pimenta's mother when they were teenagers.
Almost immediately the kids started a relationship that they didn't talk about for decades, not publicly.
Miguel confessed, we grew up together and realized it was more of a friendship.
It's a very strong love.
Last year, they went public with their romance and are now engaged to be married.
His father shared the awkward news.
I'm happy that my son is getting married to the woman of his life.
We're going to do creepy or okay, and you have to pick one.
going to go to everybody here and take a poll.
Creepy or okay. Amy.
Okay. Wow.
You had creepy as an option, you know.
I know, but I would, I know. I feel like it's awkward, but it's okay.
Okay, there's one check for okay.
Eddie?
Creepy, man. There's a lot of people in this world and you're going to pick that one.
Like, come on. creepy.
What if it was your wife? The one you're married to right now.
What if her mom and your dad ended up getting together?
And you were 18, though, when you were just be like, oh, I really like.
I'm attracted to her, but oh well.
I'd be like, okay, she's hot.
I do like her, but I can't.
It's too close to home.
What if your parents and her parents
ended up marrying now, older and age?
That's different.
Why?
Then they would be the creepy ones.
Yeah, then they'd be the weird ones.
Like, guys, we met first.
Don't be weird like that.
Okay.
Or creepy lunchbox?
100% okay.
I had a buddy that his dad married
of a lady that had a daughter at 13, 16.
They started hooking up.
They marry?
No, they didn't marry. They're just kind of hooking up in the middle of the night going to her room.
Okay, this is getting creepy.
No, it's 100% okay.
It's creepy. Morgan.
Yeah, this happens in Gossip Girl, the TV show, and I totally think it's fine.
There's three votes, okay?
Hey, Mike D. Y'all from your corner.
Creepy.
Mike D. votes creepy?
Good on Mike.
Ray Mundo?
Okay. In 10 years when their marriage is amazing, they ain't going to remember their steps.
Scoop, Steve?
If I were younger, I would say yes, depending on how hot she was.
but as an adult now having kids,
I think it's very weird and creepy,
so I'm going to go creepy at this point.
Okay, I'm going to just lean toward okay.
Like just one hand.
Like, it's a slight V8 lean.
But okay, when's five to three?
Because they were late teenage.
That's tough.
It didn't feel good.
Just in case you guys are wondering, my vote.
I don't feel good about it.
But it's fine.
Yeah, love is love.
It's time for the good news.
News.
Sean Campbell's an Amazon driver down in Florida, and he's delivering packages when he pulls up near a house and it's on fire and there's a lady out front screaming, help, help.
And her husband whose elderly and uses a walker was stuck inside.
So Sean runs up and rips open the front door and gets the 78 year old man out to safety.
Wow.
You ripped open the door.
It says ripped open.
So he didn't just open it.
He ripped it open.
Nice.
There you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
You heard one of Ray Mundo's commercials on the radio?
Yes.
And it starts off with him just saying,
Hey, what up?
It's Siz and Ray Mundo.
Goes right into it.
Like, just owning that nickname.
Which, by the way, he gave both nicknames to himself.
Yes, I know.
I was like, look at him.
He's just going with it.
And by the way, we all call him Ray Mundo.
He said, this is my new nickname.
And we said, yes, sir.
Yeah.
Would you like another?
And I love that that's how he rolls into his spots.
He didn't even say, this is Ray from the Bobby Bone Show,
or this is Sisson Ray Mundo from the Bobby Bone Show.
Nope, it was just Siz and Ray Mundo.
And then he also referenced his wife in the commercial simply as Bay.
Like people, you know, are just supposed to know exactly what's happening.
And I thought it was awesome.
Do you have a clip of this commercial?
Yeah, I don't know if I referenced Bay in this one,
but it is the Siz and Ray Mundo at the beginning.
Okay, hit it.
Here you go.
What up, y'all.
It is Sizan Ray Mundo from the Bobby Bone Show.
Nope.
In my sports book, you know it action 247.com.
You did say, I like to make Bobby Boneshow on that one, though.
Yeah.
Yeah, the one I heard was just straight up, Ciz and Ray Mundo, and then also Bay.
I heard it too.
Yeah.
He's like, hey, you know who this is.
Anyway.
Ray, you're really good at commercials, though, honestly.
Very good.
He really is.
Yeah, they pit me for products I like to do.
I gamble, so I talk about it.
Ciz and Ramundo out.
Okay.
Amy.
Gotcha.
Do you want to read yours?
You have too many.
Amy.
Amy.
Amy is like,
Here's a lot of it.
It means like, which page would you like me to start on over here?
Yeah.
Okay, same with you.
Yeah, well, okay.
It's my show.
And we do a lot together.
Yeah.
We do, we do a lot together.
That's why I should check out.
Legacybox.
Oh, I mean.
Legacybox.com slash bones.
That's right.
Save you a bunch of money.
A bunch of money right now.
And also, we've been doing ideal image together for like 15 years.
Oh, that's a good one.
You know what I want.
No, no more.
You've already missed your spot.
You've already missed your spot.
You've already missed your space.
Generative cell therapy.
Morgan, do you have any?
Yeah, I do.
I have Jeep dealership, Columbia,
Chrysler Dodge, Jeep,
and then I have Wang Vision for LASIC,
and I have Invisal line right now
with Dr. Schmidt.
You're in town, so I'll three of them.
He's forgetting what he has.
When she said LASIC, I forgot about my LASIC.
Okay.
Anyway, Ray, good job with the commercials.
Yeah.
My recommendation, when are you going to stop being Sizzen Raimundo?
Is this isn't almost over?
No, it's always been SISN.
I don't know, it's still popular.
People still use it.
They say sweater cizzen.
Pumpkin spice latte cizzen.
If people still use it in their Instagram stories,
I'm going to still have it as my name.
Which, to clarify for people,
Cizzen means season like a season of life.
It's the season of Ramundo.
It's the season of pumpkin spice.
And what about Raimundo?
Because I met his parents and he's not a Raymundo.
No, Ramundo comes in with his 23 and me.
He goes, hey, look, I'm 0.1% Hispanic.
I would like to be Raymundo.
And we, the little...
We're just like, yeah, why not?
Raymoot.
I think of them as that.
I talk about them.
You got to Ramundo today?
Yeah, you do.
All right.
Ramundo, nice job.
Thank you.
Yeah, and my family doesn't even know
the Ray and Bay thing
because Grandma was like,
who's Bay?
I'm like, sorry, grandma.
Well, she must not subscribe
to Gamble 24-7 or whatever that is.
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This story comes to us from Blair County, Pennsylvania.
A 20-year-old man was driving when he runs out of gas on the side of the road and he calls
police, hey, I ran out of gas. Can you send someone to bring me some gas?
And they said, we'll send an officer right there. He goes, whoa, I don't need a police
officer and he hangs up. Police officer shows up. Turns out the car was stolen.
I don't know. Send me anyone but a police officer.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day.
This is Jason, a truck driver from Arkansas who left us a voicemail last night.
Hey, Bobby. Good morning, studio. I just want you guys to know that I appreciate all you do.
Just 2015, been out of prison since 18. And ever since I've been coming up to Pine Bluff and Hot Springs, I've listened to your own show.
Man, you really help me stay straight, brother, for real. No lie.
I appreciate it, buddy. All right. Y'all have a good day, man. I love y'all.
Jason, appreciate that.
Congratulations for keeping yourself clean in a couple different ways.
That's great.
Thanks for sharing that with us too and leaving that message.
And thanks for leaving a nice, really authentic message.
Will we get so many dumb prank calls on this line?
That's nice to hear.
Or just one go, Bobby, you suck!
Click.
A lot of those, too.
How many minutes into exercise, Amy, until you start seeing results?
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Five?
In just two minutes of a workout.
Brain performance improves, and you start to begin the weight loss process.
But you know the hardest minutes of exercise?
The first few.
The first couple because you just don't want to do it.
At least for me.
To become a better driver, do this.
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Anything nostalgic remind you of a time when you felt so.
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