The Bobby Bones Show - We All Share Our ‘What’s Wrong with People??!’ Stories + LoCash Stop By To Perform Their Hits + Lunchbox FINALLY Takes His Harry Potter Quiz

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

We go around the room and share news stories that make us yell “WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE??” Our friends, LOCASH stop by to talk about their new project, living in two different states and they perform for us! Lunchbox finally takes his quiz on the 2nd Harry Potter movie! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Did you watch it? Yeah, dude. Second year's school, man. You did watch it? Oh, my gosh. Let me tell you. My wife, likes that. Like, I think she watched it before. And she's like, yeah, this will be bonding. I can watch it. I love this. We can watch it together. Let me tell you. It's terrible. So Eddie did watch it and passed the second time. So here you go. This is your quiz.

Okay. What color is the flying car? It's blue. That's correct. Wow. We all expected it to be wrong. So Scooby hit the wrong button. Nice. You did watch it.

Yeah, I did. I tell you, I've watched it with the wife. Good job. She likes this nerdy stuff. Did you watch the whole thing start to finish? Yeah, I mean, I was probably in and out. But, I mean, did you watch it in one setting? No, no, no, no. No, didn't have time.

I mean, it's like two hours. I mean, it's a long movie. They're very, so, are there like, do they go through all through high school and everything? Like, do they do 20 years of school? Morgan, how many are there? Eight? Are the prequels? Something like seven or eight?

But how many Harry Potter's are there? There's, yeah, there's eight. Yeah. Okay. Second question. What kind of creature is Dobby? Dobby is the guy. It lives in a house. Elf. He's an elf. He's an elf. That's what you call him.

He's a house elf? Yes. You have to get just one more right. That's it? Out of the next three. Okay. Oh, you got this. Why hasn't Harry heard from his friends all summer?

Why hadn't he heard from them? Why hasn't Harry heard from his friends all summer? Oh. This is Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secrets. That's that last guy. What's his name? The guy on the question above. Dobby.

Dobby stole the mail. Right? Or something like that. He kept the mail. He did something with his mail. He didn't get the mail. He didn't get, because his friends would send him letters, but he never got him. And I think it was Dobby that, like, threw him away or kept him or whatever he did with him.

The answer is Dobby intercepted his mail. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. The other ones. What is the Slytheran House symbol? Oh, that's the one with the snake on it.

Correct. Who says this quote, Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. Fear of name, fear itself. Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. This must be a trick. Has to be Dobby again. Hermione.

But you got four out of five. I mean, I mean, I mean, I hated it. You hated it. You hated it. I didn't like it.

You're not going to keep going? No. Okay. That is such an investment and it's just not for me. What would you give the first two movies? Would you rate them?

All together. C-minus. This is not my type of thing. Morgan, does that offend you? Yeah. I mean, Harry,

I just re-watched him and I just remembered how good they were. I watched him all so fast, too. Yeah, every single one. Well, you are done with this segment. You passed the test.

We didn't, I think you would pass the test, honestly. But congratulations. I'm out of Hogwarts. Yes! He references it now and all this jokes. He loves it. Thank you guys for hanging out with us.

It is now time to open up that vast, that robust, that never-ending mailbag, and read some of you guys' questions. Let's go. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm going for an interview for a potential dream job. It's been a long time since I've had to go through the job interview process as someone who employs people,

what are some typical questions that you think they could ask me? As I've heard you talk about how it's a good idea to ask questions, what are good questions I should have prepared for them? Appreciate the advice, Laura. What I love is someone who is not only answering questions, but you feel like they have prepared and they've read more than they should about why they're coming in or what extra they can add, even if I don't need it. because when we look for somebody to work with and for us,

it's, okay, what can you do that is required within this description? But if S hits the fan, what else can you do? And like Ray Mundo, I know that he's going to do his job here, but if we need to be here at midnight, or if we need to be here at 6 p.m., he's going to be here. So here's what I would say, do you go in. The first thing about job interviews, have a smile on your face.

The most simple thing, but sometimes the most simple things get overlooked. People want to work with people. People want to work with people they like. And they don't like you? they really don't think they can like you, they don't want to work with you. That's number one. Number two is you need to listen and answer the questions, but then you need to ask questions, sometimes ask follow-up questions. Because not only are you listening to the interview, you listen to each question specifically. And then thirdly, you can say things like, hey,

like if I'm able to crush this job, which I feel like I'm going to be able to, like, in five years, like if I'm killing it, you know, where can I, where can I move up into the company? Like, how can I be even better for you? People love when you say, how can I grow and help what I'm already trying to do and be. So that's what I would say there. It is a popularity game. Can you go in? You have five minutes to be popular to be liked.

That's life. Something that I'm reminded of is when Abby was interviewing with you for the phone screener job. And she didn't end up. I don't remember what happened. She didn't get the job. But when you circled back around later and needed someone, you thought of her because she sent you a thank you note after the interview. and that made her more memorable.

Correct. Now, she didn't get the job. Right, but she still sent you a thank you note. But she didn't get the job. We're trying to help somebody get a job. Yeah, yeah. She got the second job. But what I'm saying is, like, maybe you could follow up with a thank you note of like, no matter what happens.

I mean, just say that in the email, but just send a thank you for them taking the time to meet with you. You know why Abby didn't get the job? Abby, I've ever told you this? Do you know why you didn't get the job? No, I don't. Do you remember farting? What? I'm kidding.

Oh, I was like, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. She's like, I do remember. I'm totally kidding. I was like to walk out right now. I'm totally kidding.

I'm totally kidding. Someone does had more. What is wrong with you? Someone does have more experience than her. Far more experience. Abby, I'm totally messing with it. My face right now.

It just went like, wow. That's good stuff, bones. Okay. I'm glad you're kidding. Yes. Or is he?

Smile, dial in, ask questions. ask about the future that if you just exceed at this job so much like you feel you're going to work and you move to and help the company even more.

That's my advice. I swear to you, I'm kidding about that. I just thought that would be so funny to say and she'd freak out. Okay, that's the mailbag. Morgan, if they want to email us, what do they do? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. We've got your email and we've read it on the air.

Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Fun fact Friday. Here are the five most fun facts of the week as curated by Amy. Number five. A new survey found that 30% of millennials feel that they have a better shot at landing a date with an A-list celebrity than ever owning a home. Let me think about this for a second. 30%. That's a significant amount.

I know. And this is... DMs are... You can slide into someone's DMs. They may not look. But what does that tell you, though, that they think that the home... Home buying process is so hard and things are so expensive and they're not making enough. That's what I hear more than what I hear they can date Pete Davidson.

That's what I hear in that situation. That stinks. That's kind of sad. I don't know that's that fun now. I feel bad for hilarious. And it's like, oh, I just shared a new survey that's a little bit sad. Number four. The catchiest song of all time is wannabe. It's by the Spice Girls and apparently people are able to recognize it in about 2.3 seconds,

which other songs took at least five seconds to recognize. Okay. How long does it take you to recognize this one right here? Who let the dogs out? Who? Who, who, who, who, who, who? Oh, you didn't test that one. That's a good one, too.

Or, mumbo number five. A little bit of read. Yeah, that's a catchy too. And good ones. Number three. So the fingerprints of a koala bear are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene. The koala did it.

The koala did it. It wasn't me. There's a whole line of people. and there's one koala and six people standing there. You know, koala's also sleep for like 20 hours a day? Wow. That's awesome. That's awesome.

That's awesome. Yeah, my bulldog's close, but the koala. That's funny, their fingerprints are just like humans. Number two. So Eminem has the Guinness World record for having the most words in a hit song. You know what song it is? Yeah.

It's not one of his hits. What's it called? Rap God. Yeah, I'm a rap god. Yeah. It's coming at you with suposonic speed. Hey, jimmy, ma'amma, you with summa, you and human, what I got a doman.

to get it through to you. I'm superhuman innovative and I made a rubble. So, but he did that at one take. The only time he came in and did an overdub was and did that, um, but he was still going the whole time. Oh, wow. That's 1,560 words in that song in just over six minutes. Isn't that crazy? And normally, just for reference, like a thousand word typed out would be about 10 minutes,

1,500 would be about 15 minutes. So he is rapid firing here. I could tell by how fast he was going there. Don't ask me how I know that. Number one. If you place two straws in your mouth, one inside of a drink and the other outside of the drink, you won't be able to drink through either one of them. Like you would think you'd be able to slurp up the drink,

but because you have the other straw going, you won't. Nothing will happen. Can we test this? Try it. Yeah, I feel like I've done it before. It's hard to say this and then not have two straws to test this. So you're telling me if I have a cup of water, one straw in the water, one straw in the water, I can't drink the water. Correct.

No way. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. No. Now that I think about it. Scooby just helps his hand up. Okay. He's going to run now and grab the stuff. Okay.

You're telling me that I can't suck through both straws at the same time? Right now there's a scientist being like, this is fact. These idiots are going to try it. Or they're like, Amy's wrong. No, I bet you're right. I can't wait to prove this wrong. Okay, I'm being brought a cup. It's a red solo cup with two straws.

Now one in. One is going into the. the cup. Yes, and one is gonna go out of the cup. Gosh, this is gonna be the funnest fact that this is true. It's going out of the cup. So you're telling me if I put both these straws on mouth, one down, one outside. And try to suck. Oh no. Here we go. Here we go. I can't. I can't. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Are you really trying? Yeah, swear to you. Hold, I'm trying. One in, one out. It's the dangest thing. I can't do it. It's the dangest thing. I mean, if I go really hard, I can get a little bit to Slightly come up. But it's hard?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I had to go full lungs recoil. Wow. I'm shocked. That's, me too. Unbelievable. The most fun fact of all time we found out on the air. Wow.

All right, there you go. Fun fact Friday. Yay! Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 second skinny. Taylor Swift shared a collaboration with Chris Stapleton called I bet you think about me. Now that we've done.

Underwood officially released her comedy song fans have been asking for called Stretchy Pants. Jason Aldine's new album, Macon, is out today. Here is the song Small Town Small from it. I'm Morgan number two. That's Your Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

George, 89 years old. Joyce, 87 years old. They're married for 66 years. and they both took a fall and ended up hospitalized for a few months. It was crazy because of COVID, they were hospitalized separately and they could not see each other. They didn't have COVID. Just COVID restrictions kept them apart. They fall in the same sheet of eyes or what?

All I know is they both were hospitalized after suffering a fall. So I would imagine maybe they're holding under each other. One fell, the other one fell. Yeah. That's what we hope, right, romantic. Yeah. All right. All right.

All these fall together. Yeah. So what's crazy is they were finally reunited. and everyone at the nursing home said that it was like the most emotional thing that they witnessed because their love for each other is just so real and seeing them reunite for the first time. I mean, this is a couple. They grew up next door to one another nearly seven decades ago. And they just haven't been like separated really since except for this.

I wonder if they got smart at an iPad. You know, I wonder if they got good at an iPad. Oh, like while they're in the hospital. Oh, like they talk to each other. Oh, like technology. Yeah. I was watching a TikTok. of some, he had to be 90.

And then his wife was sitting on the couch. And he's like, anytime she's on this thing, she didn't communicate with the rest of the world. And she's swiping away. It's like a baby. Yeah. But a really old. And she's like,

shut up, honey. So I wonder if because of that they were able to like learn the iPad, learn the iPhone more. That's a great story. Glad they're back together. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Let's play the easiest trivia game in all the land.

Easy trivia. Yes. Which, by the way, Eddie has the tiara. He has won two full seasons. Yes. I am the tiara king. Is that right? Sounds about right.

It's more like the princess if he did. That's what a princess would wear. It's so weird. Own it. Here we go. Easy trivia. Don't miss the question. Question number one, Amy.

How many little pigs were there in the famous children's fable? This little pig went to market. Three little, is that the toe? Three little pigs. Three little pigs is correct. Nice. Good, good. Lunchbox, what colors are the stars on the American flag?

They're white. Correct. Eddie, what television series cartoon dog says, Rett Row. Ro, that's Scooby-Doo. Correct. And finally, Morgan. Which Disney movie is Elsa in?

Oh, Frozen. Correct. Draw on to the second round. Let's get. If you miss now, you're eliminated. All the scores are back at zero. Technically, you're boned, but yeah. That's true. You don't want to hear this sound right here.

You've been boned. Of all of our games, this is our listener's favorite game because they can play along with it. It's pretty easy. It's not easy. Amy, what was Winnie the Pooh's favorite treat? Honey? Yes. Stop, it was honey.

That's correct. Yes, Amy? Lunchbox, what ocean is off the California coast? Pacific. Correct. Eddie, what's the fastest land animal? That's a cheetah. Correct.

Morgan, what bird lives in Antarctica and cannot fly? A penguin. Correct. Okay. We're strong today. It's a new week. Maybe it's because we're getting closer to the holidays. We're strong.

Round three. Let's go. Amy, how many feet are in a yard? Well, I don't. How many feet are in a yard? Are you kidding? This is like the easiest question we've ever asked. Is it, though?

Look at your feet. How many yards are there? No, that's not the question. Oh. How many? are in a foot. 12. Morgan, do you know how many feet

in a yard? I think so. I'm not sure, though, honestly. See? Does everybody in here know how many feet are in a yard?

I think so. I mean, I'd bet my house on it. Question. It's not hard. It is hard. It's round three hard. How many feet?

Three, five. Teachers. Oh, teacher. Good call. Okay. Answer? Six. Is that your answer?

Yes. I don't know. What's the answer, guys? Three. Oh, I had three. You've been bow. Hey, you've been bones. For those too short.

I hate this game. Oh, are you pulling yourself out for the next round? No. You don't want to play next week? That's fine. You've been given a yellow card for your attitude. That's okay. One more yellow.

One more yellow card and you will be eliminated. We got pouty patti over there. That's right. Pouty Patti. Settle down, Amy. Settle down. Poutty Pouty. Lunchbox, who painted the Mona Lisa? Amy, do you know this one?

Of course I do. You do? It's the same thing when he was doing with you. I know, but it's just frustrating to hear one question on. One is a lot easier than the other. I don't know. Is the Mona Lisa a building? Oh, my gosh.

The only... It's right next to Empire State Building. The only famous person I know is Van Gogh, but I thought he was an ear guy, right? Something about his ear? Your nose and throat doctor, yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. There's a guy named Da Vinci, too.

but I mean We'll go with Van Gogh. I have no idea. Amy, what would you have said? Da Vinci. It's Da Vinci. Wow. You've been booed.

Can I get back in with that? Why? Because! Pouty, Patty over here looking for a card. No, I'm not. I'm just having fun. Amy, the next card is red.

Yeah, you don't want to get two yellow cards because you're eliminated from the next round. It's basically like targeting in college football. You do not want to get another penalty. You will not be able to play back next game. Okay? Now she's right. I don't want to say the wrong thing.

Oh, you know what? Da Vinci Code. That's what they're doing. They're going... The woman and the painting. Tom Hanks, I should have listened to you. Eddie, your goal is not to get boned. By the way, you have the... You're wearing the tiara.

I mean, it's right there, right in front of me. How many zeros are in a million? Ooh, well, let's see. One. Zero, zero, zero, zero. That's six bones. Correct. And Eddie's going to have a one-nothing lead on us.

Why are you discounting more? Morgan, she has... Oh, she's still in. I thought he just won. Yes, go Morgan, go, I believe in you. You got this. So much pressure. Morgan, Morgan.

I'm feeling it's over. Morgan, what degree is a right angle? 90 degrees. Correct. Thanks, she's smart. Fire. Eddie. Come on.

What's the top number of a fraction called? The numerator? Correct. Yeah! Come on! That's pretty strong. You guys have to admit. No?

Nobody... I didn't know it. No, I was going to know that. Okay, I'm a mouth whiz. Fine with me. Morgan's scar is the villain in what Disney movie? The Lion King. Correct. Good job. Him two, let's go. Eddie, how many faces does a cube have? Oh, quick, sorry bones I'm drawing. No, hey, that hand came up quick. Hold on now. Oh my goodness, one. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six, six bones. Or a dice, six. Six. Would you not gotten that?

No, I don't even know how to draw a cube. But you wouldn't think about it dice. No, I didn't think that was a cube. Hey, Morgan, what's the name of the holes on the moon's surface? Holes on the moon's surface? Craters? Correct. Yes.

Oh, Morgan, let's go! Eddie, what bird lays the largest egg? That's an ostrich. Correct. Morgan, what's the most common species of bird found in the world? That's hard. The most common species of bird Geese?

Geese are birds. They are a bird. Yeah, they're birds. They're more this kind of bird than any other bird. What's that kind of bird? All the land. Huh. Mallards?

Well, that's a duck. What? Listen, I'm just naming things right now. Birds. Penguins are a bird. There's not a lot of those. Do you know what, Amy? I have a guess.

You're the bird. I know. Cardinals. Morgan, what's the most common bird in the world? Geese. Is that your answer? Geese. Yeah.

What would you have said? Pigeon. I don't know. What would you have said? I would have said a crow. I have no idea. Yeah, crow. You see him at the mall all the time.

What's the most simple answer? You guys are being a little too difficult. Well, no, those are birds you see everywhere. I know, I know. I know, but think about birds in your life. Oh, chickens? A lot of chickens out there? No.

Eat chickens. A chicken bird. of that. Yeah. Nope. We were all thinking of, come, come,

that was a real me this more. Yeah, you've been boo. Eddie, I don't know how you keep doing it, buddy. Let's know.

We may have to retire the game if you won another seat. Guys, at some point you guys are going to realize how smart I am, right?

At some point. I don't understand what's happening. Like, it's weird. I used to be decent at this game. You used to be my friend. And then you want

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Here's the first one. Morning Bobby. Morning studio. Just wanted to say thanks because of all of your guys's trivia games. We actually sounded real smart tonight at trivia night. They asked which actor turned down the opportunity to go to space. face, Tom Hanks, thanks for making us look smart. He turned it down because he didn't want to pay the millions of dollars. Yeah.

Remember that? He's so funny. He was like, Jeff Bezos invited me, then was like, you owe me $20 million. He's like, nope, not doing that. I love when listeners learn things from our show. What else we got? Hey, guys, just listen to Wednesday's podcast about the caller who calls on about the backing in the parking spot.

If you're selling the drives a bigger or a longer pickup truck, backing in the spot is actually much easier because a large truck. When I'm pulling forward into a spot, I can't see the lines half the time on either side of me. But if I'm backing it, I can see one of my beers. Amen. Hey, as a guy with the CDL, I felt that. Mine's about to expire. Really?

That quick? No. What happened is I got the CDL permit. Paper? Oh. So I could drive a big rig, but someone had to be driving next to me. Oh. I can't just go work because I didn't do the actual driving test.

I did all the book test. and then I went and I actually drove for a few days on the interstate, an 18-wheeler, but it expires in six months because you have to get your real license and I'm not getting my real license. Oh, well, that was fun then. Short-lived. It expires.

Oh, it's expired. Oh, okay. It's already expired. I was going to go out and drive the big rig today. But I was a guy that had his CDL permit. Look at me. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So I had never heard about putting butter

on your Pop-Tarts until you started dating Caitlin back in the day. And I was like, what is this craziness? She said back in Oklahoma, we put butter on all our Pop-Tarts. She didn't talk like that, but that's what it felt like. And then we did it, and it was great. You made her your wife. Yeah, because of that, actually. Yes, yes.

So apparently the rest of the world is getting in on this, and Pop-Tart is like, okay, yeah, we want you to start slathering our Pop-Tarts with butter. They're even releasing a special line of butters with a company called Banner Butter, and it's a limited run of Pop-Tart branded butters that go with different flavors that they have. Well, don't think it's healthy. Because it's not in any way whatsoever. It's actually quite the opposite.

But it tastes really good because it's just bread. You're just putting butter on bread and inside the bread's a little jam. So it makes sense that the butter... When she first told me about it, I was like, you're crazy. But then I ate it and I was like, I'm crazy. Yeah, like you're genius. Ooh, in the same food line thought,

it just made me think of this. I saw a headline that Sinabun is bringing back their pints of cream cheese frosting. So you can just go to a Cinebon store and buy a pint of cream cheese frosting. Cinebond sounds good to me in theory. Uh-huh. But I'm only ever at the airport when I see one. For the mall?

Yeah, I guess I don't see it at the mall. But if I ever eat one, I always regret it. Oh, really? Yeah, because it's always like, I just feel bad at it. Well, they're massive. You don't have to eat the whole thing. No, you do. If you buy it, you can't waste.

Waste not what not. Sure. Okay, what else? Well, speaking of food, there's all ready. a shortage of turkeys, cranberry sauce, and stuffing. And so, I mean, people just might have to rethink what traditional Thanksgiving is going like this year. And I'm doing it.

I think we're going to have Haitian food, Mexican food, chicken enchiladas. I don't know. I'm just, I don't think I'm going to do traditional. Eddie's asked me if you can use my fridge. Please, freezer. What? Sorry, the freezer. Because he's scared of there not being turkeys, and he found turkeys.

Oh, yeah, they're there right now, but they may not be there closer to Thanksgiving. But why do you need my freezer? Because mine's too small. I mean, I've got ice cream pops and chicken and stuff in there. I cannot fit a turkey in mine. Struggle is real with kids. Okay, you can borrow my freezer. That's what I'm talking about.

If you need it. But here's what's going to happen. We are just making this worse by talking about it. It's going to become toilet paper 2.0 where everyone's going to know there are no turkeys so they're going to go buy up all the turkeys. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I see what you're saying. But then I'm glad you let me know because I want to get a turkey.

So should I buy two? Yes. Okay. Buy two, yes. All right, what else? Well, if you want some Dirk's Bentley music, like an album, because he hasn't put one out since 2018, he confirmed this week that he will be releasing an album next year. And he should cut his hair. Why?

Why? You don't like his hair? No. You don't like Mountain Dirk's? It's too long. Mountain Man? It's too long. I love Dirk's.

It looks like he just let COVID hair continue. Oh. If he had grown it down and it wasn't COVID, I think I would like it. But I feel like I'm just watching COVID grow. and I'm ready to move past that. Yeah. I'm ready to move past all these artists that grew up COVID and COVID hair. Like, they're all cutting it because it reminds me of COVID.

So love Dirks. But I think it's time for a haircut. Time to freshen up a little bit. Controversial opinion. I said it. Hot take. Dugs cut your hair. He's probably listening too. All right. Is that it, Amy?

Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Lunchbox. Stay home is something good. Devin's not. is a junior in high school and his school said, hey, we're going to give the ACT for free

to any sophomore, junior, or senior that wants to try it. And he's like, you know, I'm thinking about going to college. I might as well sit down and take the test. And he got a perfect score of 36. Crazy. Perfect score of 36. That's wild. He wasn't even training to take the test

and then didn't miss any of it. Yeah, and he's, of all the millions of students that take it across the country, 0.3%. You get a perfect score. But you said he was like, man, maybe I go to college. Did you make that part up? Well, he talked about going to a local college and getting a computer science degree. Yeah.

But now he said, I need to reevaluate what I want to do and where I want to go. He can pretty much go anywhere he wants. Anywhere. That's awesome. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from Pete. Good morning studio.

Got a question for lunchbox. If you win the lottery for $25 million, the next day you find out that one of your kids are terminally ill, and the only way to save them is to write a check for $25 million. You give up all your winnings and save your child. What kind of question is this? How stupid are you? I mean, I don't know. I don't know this guy, but he must be the dumbest caller we've ever had.

Pete. Pete. What would you like to say to Pete? Pete, you're an idiot. I write the check for $25 million. Like, I mean, I don't even understand. But you do put off that. No, no, I understand.

I want to be super rich, but I wouldn't want my kid to die. I mean, that's just crazy. What about for your parents? I think about that. I mean, they lived a good life. Does that factor into it, the fact they're older? Yes, they're 66 years old, 67 years old. They've had their run and they know that they've got five years left tops.

And they're like, you know, tops? What? Why are you putting your parents in that category? Why are you killing your parents right now? I'm not killing my parents. I'm just saying. Okay, but Pete is an idiot. That's why Pete asked such a question.

Because you do give off the impression that we don't know what you're going to say when it comes of money. Pete, good question. But he acts like, I'm just going to let my kid die for $25 million? Well, I mean, you, like, say this has come up in a different way. Yeah, sometimes you're like, my parents would say, let me go. Okay. They would want me to have that wealth. Okay.

Pete, thank you for the voicemail. Let's go over now and do the morning corny with Amy. The morning corny. What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians. Okay. That was the morning corny.

There are some ridiculous stories in the news. Sometimes we read them, we go, What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Lunchbox, your first. There's this guy, William Rich, back in 2005, got hit by a bomb in Iraq. And so for all these years,

he's been saying he's a quadriplegic, and he's gotten over a million dollars. in benefits. Only problem is, been faking it the whole time. He took a selfie at the gym and it shows the weights in the background and he says,

LOL, lift it or leave. And that was his downfall. So they saw him do that and then when he investigated it? Yeah. And so he got 800,000 from the VA and an additional 240,000 from Social Security and Disability. And we're sure he's not a quadriplegic?

We are sure he's not a quadriplegic. And I say, What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? All right, next up, a mad customer throws red hot soup at a manager's face because the plastic lid had melted. Restaurant manager Janelle Brolin 24 was doused in spicy Minuto soup by an angry customer. The customer claimed the soup was so hot the plastic from the lid had melted into the broth. The manager said, let me give you a refund, but instead the customer was so upset, she threw it into the face of the manager.

Which, by the way, if it's so hot as melting the lid, why would you use it as a weapon? And Minuto stinks. But it's so good. Manudo's guts. Yes. But it's really good. Yeah, yeah, cow guts. But you, again, this is flaming hot, obviously.

It's scolding hot liquid that probably burn the manager's face. The same as when McDonald's got sued years ago because coffee was so hot and they poured it on their lap. But this is, this is a salt. This has got to be a salt. Yeah. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Amy, you're up.

So someone was getting gas and they went ahead and put the paid for it, put the thing into their gas tank and went inside to get. to get stuff. I've done this tons of times. They let it run. They're letting it run and fill up. Well, someone pulled up next to them. And while it's still going, it was close enough to get the cord and put it in their gas tank while the person was inside. Hey, smart people. That's hilarious. I have left my gas running while I go inside to get something or use the bathroom or get snacks or do whatever.

I never even thought this was possible until I saw this story. And it's crazy and it's rude and it's awful and it's stealing. What's wrong? people. What's wrong with... Oh, what's just me? Y'all! That's hilarious. You shouldn't leave your gas pump in your car. That's so far. No, but if you do, you're paying for it.

I agree. They take it out of your car. They learned a lesson now. No, no, this is wrong. What's wrong with people? I'm torn about people. Everybody. You shouldn't leave your gas pump going. Okay, you guys.

Eddie, what do you have? Okay, there's a student at a Louisiana high school and he took a video of himself punching one of his teachers. Well, not just a teacher. His teacher was on a wheelchair. That's how he's been in. for many years. Why did he punch a teacher slash a person in a wheelchair?

He did it all for the TikTok. Oh. Was it one of those trends? Yes. Yes. Pick a teacher that's not in a wheelchair. I understand. Wait, no.

Don't slap any teacher. That makes the story worse, Amy. But I'm saying it gets worse and worse. Like, don't hit a teacher. But if he's just determined to hit a teacher, why would you go for the teacher that's in a wheelchair? Yes. And that's why I say, what's wrong with people?

What's wrong with people? Like, don't hit a teacher. Number one. But especially don't hit a teacher in a wheelchair. Number two. Don't hit anybody in a wheelchair. Number three. Don't hit anybody.

Okay, that's what's wrong with people. What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? So a bunch of years ago in the news, they were talking about the bird flu. And I was freaking out because it's the bird flu. This is way pre-COVID. This is like 15 years ago. And they were like, the bird flu's going to kill everybody.

So I thought, well, I need to be prepared for this. So I got a closet in my house and I had cases of water and all kinds of soup, a ton of non-perishables. And I waited for the bird flu. And we made fun of you. and you made fun of me. But I waited and I watched the news. And it was creeping in and I was like, everybody's going to regret when that bird flu hits

that they don't have what I have. I mean, you could go earlier. People did this for Y2K, which was when we turned to the year 2000, they thought the clocks and all the banks and anything with numbers was going to crash. And I had a friend that had a Y2K shelter. And I thought, that guy's crazy.

People thought I was crazy with the bird flu shelter or the bird flu closet. And you know what? We were. We actually were. We were. We were kind of ahead of it. But there's a woman now who has moved her whole family off the grid in Alaska because she's convinced the zombie apocalypse is coming. She will either be the dumbest or the smartest person. Because think about this. You're probably, if the zombie apocalypse does hit the next three, four, five years, you're probably sitting up there feeling pretty good high on the hog. Like I told you guys. You probably got all your friends trying to find you. Hey, hey, can I get up there with you? And you're like, no, you didn't listen to me then. But probably it's she's going to go the way of Y2K and bird flu. She's 37 years old. Her name is Morgan Rogue. She's a mom of two. They have moved completely off the grid in Alaska to get ready for. She says any disaster, their home runs on generators and solar power.

Wow. She says the family has enough canned goods to last six months. She and her husband are also avid hunters and are currently digging a well for fresh water. Her goal is to be 50% self-sufficient within the next five years. And she says, hey, something bad's about to happen and we're going to be ready for it. You know, good for her, but I kind of feel bad for her kids. Did you ever watch, what was that Netflix show about the kid with the horns? Oh, the little... Sweet Tooth, I think is what it was called. That's partially what this is.

And it's kind of an apocalypse type thing. Did you ever watch that? No, I mean, I think my daughter did. It's great. Yeah. It's a great show. I loved it. But listen, we're all going to be retracting our statements laughing at her.

We're going to be looking for her. I know. Can we come in live with you? We don't know how to survive. Craig Morgan invited me to go up to his place in Alaska. And he goes, hey, my mom. man, why don't you come up and go to my place? We'll go do some hunting and some snow.

And I like, I like, I don't know, man. It's a long trip. He goes, hey, come on up. We'll take care of you. So what you do is you land at the airport, and then you drive for like three hours. And then you get on a, and then you got to get a four-wheeler ride in like two hours.

And then you get there. There's no really no cell, but it'd be fun. Come on out, you and your wife. And the more he talked, the less I wanted to go. Yeah. It was distance, and then it was, we had to hike. And he's like, sometimes bears will track you. They'll follow you, but you just keep going. you get out of your mind.

Well, shout out to a Morgan rogue. She not only talks it, but she walks it as she lives in Alaska waiting for the apocalypse. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry.

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It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. A dog is recovering after fighting off a mountain lion. Ish. The pit bull is being called a hero by his family after defending their home and chasing off the mountain lion. Mary Padres can be seen in home surveillance video coming back inside the house and screaming, there's a mountain lion.

It's huge. Both of her dogs tried to bark the mountain lion away, but it was the smaller dog, Rocky, that decided, well, the dog's not. The mountain lion's not leaving. I have to go after it. So he bolted right after the cat, three times its size. Video shows that they kind of got into it a little bit. The cat attacked the dog.

There are scars on the dog. But finally, the cat was like, all right, I'm done. I'm out. And it ran off. This is exhausting. The dog's going to be okay. Again, eight puncture wounds, 30 stitches. And it's like a year old.

So it's still a pup. Wow. But they expect the puppy to be okay. You know, my kids have these books that they bring home from school. and it's like Great White versus Hammerhead. And then you read the story to see who would win that fight. I mean, here, I would have thought the mountain line 100%. Well, also the mountain lion's like four times as big as this dog.

I wonder if it's because he's a puppy and didn't know any better. He's like, I'm a puppy, let's go. Or if he was really like saving the house. Either way, it doesn't matter because he ran off the mountain lion. Great story. The dog lives. He's a hero. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. The Friday morning conversation with Low Cash. What's up, Lo Cash? Hey, hey. So, brother. You guys good? We are good. We are good.

It's interesting to see you guys together right now. It's got to be weird to be a duo and you spend your whole life growing up together and you're grinding on the road. And then you decide, we're going to live in two different states now. Yeah. It's been different, but great. Yeah. Because... I see him more than my wife, so...

Because you still meet and go on the road and stay on the road together the whole time. Yeah, we're together all the time. And I think the break was much needed. It's kind of... Yeah, I mean, for me, especially with three kids, my wife's from Florida. so we needed some help. And my two little ones, my girls are crazy. And you mean help, like, other family down there?

Yes, yes. Moved my mom down to you, so it's been great. Your mom, Chris, moved down to Florida as well? Yes, yes. You took the whole family. I have to. We still got some up in Baltimore, but not too many left. Baltimore Hillbillies.

They went down there. So what's been happening with you guys lately? What's low cash up to? We just released a new EP. We're fired up about it. It's called Woods and Water. I'm a little bit more Woods and Chris's water. And it's always been that way.

We almost called ourselves Woods and Water back in the day. It was a close call between Low Cash and Woods and Water. But we picked Low Cash, obviously, and we kept Woods and Water in our back pocket and said, maybe it's an album name someday. And so here it is. We got it. Chris, are you on the water a lot now? Oh, yeah.

Constantly. Are you wakeboard? I'm trying to learn to wakeboard. But, I mean, in Florida, like, I like the ocean, the golf part of it. So you wakeboard there. You got to worry about sharks and stuff. But, I mean, I love the fish a lot. I'm out there fishing all the time.

I just never. I grew up in Arkansas, so we didn't have, we had lakes. I lived near a lake, but I've never been a beach guy because I never really spent a whole lot of time on the beach. Same. Where it's like, what am I going to do. Sit out here all day and cook. That's what I feel like I'm doing. I get kind of bored on the beach.

I get kind of bored. Yeah, me too. Everybody's like falling asleep and enjoying it. And I'm like, anybody want to go play pup or something? Yeah, I fall asleep in my bedroom with an air conditioner and a TV instead of out here in the sun. That's exactly what he's like. He's the same way. I'm saying Chris for no reason.

No reason. I'm glad because I say this all the time. He thinks I'm crazy. Low Cashers here, they have a new EP out today called Woods and Water, and in a minute, we're going to play some Beach Boys. Let's do it. Cool. Okay. But what I'd like to do, before we get to the newest song, I'd like to go back in history and play the first number one for you guys.

Yeah. Would you mind going back in time and playing a little bit of I love this life? Let's do it. Was that a number one or did it get to number two? That was a number two. That's right. Now that I think about it. One of the charts.

But it's the biggest song of our career. And so it just goes to show, it doesn't have to go number one to change your life. Which chart, like Bangladesh? Uganda. Yeah, Uganda was pretty tight, one of it. All right, let's go back to the first big hit for Low Cash. Here is, I Love This Life. Let's go.

I love my boots broken. I love my camo hat. Don't mind a little pain on my jeans. Yeah, I roll like that. I love to drive my truck, cross some railroad tracks. If you hit them too quick, they'll hear. Get you right back. I love fresh cut filled with the first frost on.

How it shines like gold when the sun turns on. I love the sound of them wheels. My baby's singing ain't long. When the Bobby Bone show comes on. Let's go. I love a small town world. I love a country girl. I love a Friday night.

Man, rolling through me. Man, I love this life. Low cash in studio. Is that the song that people sing the loudest back to you guys? Definitely. Oh, yeah. Where do you put in the set list? Last.

Always. I guess you have to. Yeah. If you make that mistake and they peak too early. Yes. And then they're still playing. They're just waiting for it. They're just waiting for that song.

I think my favorite song from you guys, you know, we look at the past body of work, like whenever I know somebody came out, like that song to me was like the jam. And that was our first number one. And that's what I meant. First number one. That's somebody.

Yeah. Yeah. So what do you guys start the set with? What's the first song you play? We just started a song called Don't Get Better Than That. And it was kind of like, I don't love this life thing, but the label kind of folded while that came out. So it never...

The old label. And so then we moved over to our home, you know, a BMG wheelhouse. And so now we just redesigned our show and one big country song has become the opener now. So you guys had a song out when your record label collapsed? Yeah. That's a weird call to get. It was pretty awkward.

Hey, we like you, but we don't exist anymore. Yes. It was actually somebody from this office that called us, and they were like, did you hear the news that your record label closed? And we were like, no, we're at lunch right now. We had no idea. And so you guys tipped us off. It was great.

We're going to come back in a second with Low Cash, and you guys will play the new one. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, we're going to come back in a second, and LoCash is going to play their new song Beach Boys next, Bobby Bone Show. The Friday morning conversation with Low Cash. All right, boys, you have five new songs out today. We do.

That's exciting. It is. We're fired up. And so you have this song called Beach Boys. The whole project is Woods and Water, but then I hear Beach Boys and I think of the band The Beach Boys. Like, I'm assuming there's a correlation between all of it. There is. I mean, it started that way, too, because when we decided to write the song, I was like, guys, we should write a song that's a country song,

but has the Beach Boys stylistic harmonies in it, like the Uwe-Us and stuff, you know. Just have fun with that. And so Jared Mullen's, one of the co-writers, says, we should just call it Beach Boys. And we were like, nah, it's too on the nose. We can't do that. And he was like, no, let's take the country to the beach boys. And we're like, now when you say it like that, that's kind of cool.

So we wrote the song, and then the Beach Boys heard it. They loved it. You know, Mike Love and Brian Wilson became co-writers on the song with us automatically because of the influence of the song. And then we just went down to Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and recorded with Mike Love and the Beach Boys. So we have a version that's awesome That's, yeah, that we've got

So it's exciting That's pretty cool Yeah Let's, and I'm being told Before I say, let's hear it That you guys haven't performed This full song yet Until right now

Correct This is it Especially, this is it Don't be nervous We did rehearse it about 30 minutes ago So we're good Low Cash is in studio This is a new song

Called Beach Boys Let's do it I get around, round Get around I get around Let's go Leave the John Deer here Take the CJ

Let's roll this back road into a freeway Going to drive until the map turns blue Where they say we talk a little funny Let's take the country to the beach, boys Tread that red dirt in for sand Show them how we Tennessee, boys Catch your jumbo buzz on a can of rain And get a little bit of red on a redneck

Drop a lime in the bottom of a long neck Find a boat the floats and get shipwrecked with some local honey. Let's take the country to the beach, boys. I get around, round, we'll drink them down, down, drink them down, we'll drink them down. You get around, round, round, get around, you get around. We'll drink them down, down, drink them down. I get around, round, round, get around, I get around. We'll drink them down, down, drink them down, we'll drink them down.

You get around, round, round, get around, you get around. We'll drink them down, down, drink them down. Give me the beach boys. Low cash in studio. So good. I think we should focus on the woo-woo. I mean, that's impressive. I mean, the whole time, you're hitting the woo-wee.

Just all right there, yeah, Bobby. I tell he talks. Right in my left ear the whole time. We should hear that solo. Yeah. You know, we hear a little bit of that way. We need a solo. Come on, give a solo.

There is. That's what you were hearing in the background the whole time. Nice job. That's a lot too that song. Yeah. I'm tired. Good job. Yeah. Low Cash is here. They have five new songs out today. You guys check it out. It's woods

and water out now. I'm going to play a clip of sipping sunsets here. Ain't nothing else I'd rather do than get the sipping on a sunset soaking up. And then here is the next track Small Town for Life. I'm small town for life.

I'm a one stop. On the back 49 I'm a country boy can't survive In my F-150 with my baby riding with me I'm a definition Well guys, good job Thanks man Congratulations on the new music

And I've been out about a week now Thanks for having us in and playing some Snippets of it That means a lot That's all I want to do now We'll have to bring the beach boys in with us We have fun At low cash you guys follow them

Check out the new music, Woods and Water The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path for, for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with

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leather. I pictured like shorts, shorts, no shirt, no shoes. Like flip-flops. Yeah. Regardless, he got shot. But I'm assuming he's okay. Yeah. He's in the hospital and the guy barricaded himself in his apartment, but they surrendered later. The fight must have been about more than the actual clothes. You think? There had to be some lingering disrespect somewhere else.

Wow. Geez, okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Do you ever have a perm as a kid? Oh, yeah. Lots. They're making a comeback, but boy perms.

Interesting. Where young men are getting perms. Okay. Thoughts? I mean, I guess if they want the curly hair, it is damaging to the hair, so you've got to take care of it. What you mean? Well, it's like a chemical that perms your hair makes it curly, and so it's just not the healthiest thing for your hair. Like, I wish I had not done it as a kid, but here we are.

Do you look at pictures of your permed hair and cringe? No, it was amazing. Back then, because it was awesome. But I also have naturally curly hair, so I have no idea. Again, yes, why I would damage my hair. Apparently, it's all the rage with Gen Z boys. Oh, so is anyone here going to get a perm? No.

No, we're not Gen Zee. No, but my kids, I go pick them up from school, I see about five perms when I pick them up. You really do? For sure. And I think it's Patrick Mahomes maybe that started that just because he's got a natural perm. Well, it's not a perm, but it's natural. Natural curls, I guess, yeah, but I think they're all trying to do the little fade on the side with a perm on the top. I had naturally curly hair.

I wore really curly hair up until about 10 years ago. Like big, big, strong curl. When I first met you, I thought they were fake. But you're like, no, man, this is all natural. Oh, yeah, there was no perm. I put no chemical in there. Morgan, what do you think about the guy, perm? I mean, I dig it.

I think curly hair is very attractive. Wow. But, okay, curly hair is, but what about someone who perms their hair as a guy? I mean, I'm not going to know a difference unless he tells me. So to me, it's like, cool. Yeah, I mean, I go and get my hair done. But if he's like, hey, I'm going to be like picking you up because I'm at the salon. I mean, guys spend a lot of time on their hair now anyway with the latest hairstyle.

So I don't know. I just don't see it as a big deal. Well, for guys out there everywhere, the man perm is coming soon. That's it for today. We'll see you guys. Have a great weekend. On Monday's show, we get the real deal answer to how much Abby is getting from those diamonds she found at the crater of Diamond State Park. Oh my gosh.

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