The Bobby Bones Show - We Bring Back Shocker Trivia + Amy Got Pulled Over + Do You Believe In Signs?

Episode Date: December 20, 2018

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So we're talking about that, and people were leaving comments, and so I got a hold of Kara who made a comment. Hey, Kara. Hey, what do you think about this bouquet toss? Well, I was thinking, I'm not going to throw the bouquet at my wedding, not because I'm selfish and wanted to be all about me. but the last wedding I was at I was in my early 20s and the only other girls

that were going up to catch the bouquet were five and six years old and it was embarrassing What do you mean so only kids were trying to catch it? Well I was like the only single girl Oh I got it So it brings back pain from your life Yeah so I think it's embarrassing

And I want to keep mine and save it Can you throw it and then ask for it back Because this isn't only ceremonial That they catch it? I don't know. So you're getting married a second time? I don't think they give it back. I think if you throw it, it's gone. Oh, is it? Well, listen, I never been married. I've tried to catch the garter before. That's what happens. Oh, for the guys. Yeah. She throws the garter over, or he does or something.

And then everybody fights for it. But I always feel kind of creepy that I'm trying to still his wife's underwear. Like, that's always a thing. I'm like, why don't want to? Like, maybe I do want to, but I can't let that be known. You know what I mean? I get it. Yeah. Hey, what are you doing today, Kara? work right now a few minutes away so I got to go but okay okay care thank you see you later

appreciate you don't be late don't be late that's the first time we got ran for work hey Bobby appreciate the call but I gotta go

yeah appreciate you the Bobby Bones show Bobby Bones and that's how I got this scar we're gonna play that game we go around the room

tell where your scar is and how you got it and to start our segment some nice game show music from the 70s. Here we go. Amy, hashtag, and that's how I got this scar. So I have a scar on my forehead.

Most people notice it and asked me, how did you get that scar? And I had a babysitter. We were playing high and go seek. But I also had just started playing softball and was learning how to slide into bases. So my parents' brass bed with big, like, metal screws coming out of it was bass. And I decided to slide head first. And my arms went through the bed and my head hit a screw. And I busted my head.

open how to go to the hospital, get stitches with a babysitter. And that's how I got this scar. And that's how I got this scar. I have a scar that runs from my sternum down to right below my belt line. And I had my spleen taken out. I fell off a house onto a boat trailer. A few more hours out of drown internally in my own blood. Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada.

At the end, I'm here living. But that was pretty dramatic. And that's how I got the still really big scar that goes right through my belly button. I only have half a belly button. And that's how I got the scar. Lunchbox? On my stomach on both sides of my belly button. I was out with Josh, Kamika, and Jennifer.

We were doing some fake fighting in front of my house where we act like we're jumping somebody. And we run off and leave them. Well, the law enforcement showed up. So we went sprinting and I couldn't open the gate. So I dove head first over the fence and scraped my whole stomach on the top of the fence. And that's how I got my scar. This could be a TV show. Where you show your scar?

Yeah. Bobby bones.com. Amy got pulled over this morning on the way to work. Oh. They thought she was drunk. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty sure he was like, okay, what's up? You on your way home from the clubs?

I'm like, no, I'm on my way to work. First of all, I think Amy's giving yourself a little too much credit. Are you on your way home from the clubs? Because you're such a club looking. Go ahead. I know. I have my... You're in your turtleneck.

Sweater on. Go ahead, club girl. Yeah. So next thing you know, I'm getting pulled over and I'm thinking what in the, why am I getting pulled over right now? So I get over and I realize that it's because my lights weren't on. Whoopsie. But my son, I guess, was playing with my car. Like he was roaming around in my car and he had switched a little knob from auto to where you had to turn your lights on.

And normally I just start my car and my lights are on. And he had turned the interior lights on. So those being on while I was driving kept me from realizing that my. headlights weren't on. How did you not turn your lights inside off when you started driving? Because then too late I was driving and they were already on and I would have to pull over. I didn't even have time for that. So at a red light, I decided to put my car apart and reach back and do that. And that's when I realized all kinds of things and the light turned green. He realized I wasn't going. This is why I think he thought I was drinking. Oh my goodness.

And then I thought when he was pulling me over, I didn't really think it was for me and then pull over right away. Oh, my goodness. Wow. I didn't get a ticket, though. And then I started going 90 because I wanted to get out of his way. So I went super fast. He was young and cool and super nice. He said, where do you work? Oh, you dropped the name?

No, I never. Lunchbox went read to kids. First graders? Yes, first graders. And so this is Lunchbox reading in a class of first graders. Are you reading Dr. Seuss? Yeah. My father can read big words too, like Constanople.

Constitano. No, that's not it. Hold on. Constantinople. Constantinople? Isn't it Constantinople? Is that what it is? I don't know how to say it.

Oh, you never got to it. I just kind of said, that's it, whatever. We'll move on. I don't know. And Timbuk, too. Oh, no, that's not in red. Hold on. Red.

Red, Ned. That's called heckling. You're being heckled by first graders, dude. Ted and Ed in bed. Huh. I do think. that this is good that they brought me this audio because I know you really didn't care to have it up

because lunchbox goes and does nice things and then he doesn't want us to know about it because, you know, he's tough. He's tough lunchbox. He's a man. He doesn't do stuff like this. But Eddie went with him and recorded this. Don't worry, guys. I'll let you know the real lunchbox is out there. Cup, pop, pop and cup.

Pop, cup. Oh, my goodness. What's he saying? Come on. Cup, pop, pop, pop in cup. Pub cup struggling, huh? Man, it is just so dumb. What is?

They just make it so confusing to make you look like a fool to these kids. They give me the hardest book. Those words didn't sound hard. It did sound little repetitive. Yeah, but they switch it up pup, cup, cup, pup, pup, pup, cup,

on top of cup. I mean, ugh. But weren't you reading it and not memorizing it? Yeah, but I was trying to do it dramatically for the kids and act it out and then they put a big word in there

like Constantinople. Constantinople, yes. Yeah. Yeah. How did I do? Bad. Oh, bad. They said bad?

Oh, wow. How did I do? Do you guys think lunchbox is a good reader? No. No. That's funny. I still think it's all about the effort. E for, E for effort.

Yeah. How did you do? Bad. I was reading the story about this job. It says, would you be able to clean up crime? up crime scenes for a living because they have this family business. It's called Certitude Cleaning Services. This family does it and they go to crime scenes and clean up all this stuff.

Traumatic cleanup. And you make about 65 grand a year doing crime scene cleanups. What do you think, lunch, no chance. No chance. No, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe for a million dollars I could do that. But for no way would I go to a crime scene and be wiping up the blood and the, Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Chris, hello in Ohio. Yes, sir. You do this? Yes, sir. I'm actually on my way to one right now. So you're a crime scene technician? Yes, sir. Now, without I getting too into the grossness here,

if there's an awful crime, are you on the cop speed dial as the guy to call to be the cleaner upper? Actually, a third party. So we get contracted out, And we do get called in to come clean up. And that's not weird to you? Well, I actually served four years in the Marine Corps, so...

Oh, man, so you got introduced to it that way, huh? I got the stomach. So is it a stomach you had to develop? Meaning the first time you saw it is probably pretty bad, and then just more and more you got to be, well, I can handle this. Yeah, your feelings just aren't into it. Does that make sense? Is it a pretty good living?

It's not bad. Does it depress you? Because I would just think me doing that as a career, I would be so down all the time. It depends on the scenario or situation, I would guess. Are you married? Because I would wonder if someone's with you, if you're single, like, what do you do? I clean up crime next. Like, you for sure, I can get no tender matches on that one, you know?

I am married with three kids. And what do you tell your kids you do? I just tell them I clean houses. Man I don't want them to have that in their head At that young of the age Yeah That's crazy

Well, I'm even gonna ask you about Exactly what you're doing But I appreciate you calling the show Not a problem, thank you sir Amy would you do it I don't think I could do it A hundred thousand dollars a year Oh

It's a lot of money It's a lot of money I just don't think I could That would just be too much For me to take home every day I think eventually I could You think so? I do now that I think about it

Oh it makes me sad just thinking about it No one's happy about it I know. No one goes, that's a job. I want. Somebody's got to do it. Yeah, he tells his kids they have to clean houses. Oh, that's a sad part.

Yeah, well, I saw that. That's weird. He called in because I just read about a family business where that's what they do and that's what they make. There's a movie, too, called Sunshine Cleaning. That's what it's about. It's what it's about. It's time for the good news. Yeah, how makes something good.

Guy gets online. He buys a cabinet for his kitchen. Second-hand cabinet, he gets he's super pumped about it because it matches what he was looking for. And he opens it up and he finds $100,000 in cash. inside of it. Oh, yes. His name's Samuel, and they discovered

in this new cupboard-type cabinet, $107,000. And so it was there. They pulled it out. They're like, well, I'm probably going to keep this now. And they went to sleep. And they couldn't sleep all night

because that wasn't their money. So they returned the money. He drove from where they live to where the owner of the furniture store that they ordered it from lived. And the owner said the cabinet it had belonged to his recently deceased father had no idea about the money.

The thankful man rewarded them for their honesty. I don't know how much you gave them. Oh, I was I say, $10,000? You know what? That's a lot. I don't know if that's the case. I mean, or $20,000, you've got a tip 20%. He's not a waiter, but what would you do lunchbox in the situation? Oh, I would

have kept that money and put it in my bank account or hit it under the mattress, one of the two. I'm always afraid that's drug money. So, integrity aside, because I would have returned it anyway. because my heart would have thought something's up. That's somebody's house payment or somebody's house. I'd have been like, what if L Chopo statute before his trial?

You know what I mean? Yeah, so good for him. That's what it's all about. That's good. Yeah, that's what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Lobby Bones Show. Bonehead.

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I also feel bad for him because I've slipped on ice and there's a sense of I don't control anything in my life as soon as you start slipping Oh yeah And this knucklehead's already Oh I'm lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day Getting a good night's sleep is important to you as it is

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Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Boll. Betty's worried because his kids are starting to like hip hop. Oh, what's wrong with that? Guys plan. Well, with hip hop comes a little different kind of lingo and conversations. You talking about bad words?

Yeah, and the stuff that they talk about. Like, I'm twisted. Like, I'm kind of torn because I feel happy that they're expanding in their music taste. Like, this is a jam. I get it. But, I mean, they're going to start liking this. and then junior, my 10-year-old is going to start looking into other hip-hop artists

and sometimes they get kind of nasty. But they have clean versions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, what about country music? They talk about drinking all the time. They talk about getting high. They talk about all kinds of stuff. Yeah, but hip-hop's not so secretive

or, like, they don't use those innuendos. This is like straight up, like, we're just rolling. You know what I'm saying? And so I'm torn because I'm like, cool, respect. My kids, like, likes music. But, like, 10 years old, like, He's like starting to look at Drake and starting to research Drake's songs now. And I'm like, oh boy, just stay away from that 69 guy.

Like, you know what I mean? Oh, so he has free reign on the internet? He has, so he has like the Iheart radio app where he gets to choose his music and he has his playlists. Can you pick bad word songs? Well, we've said it to clean. But you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not that they're saying the actual bad word. It's what they're talking about.

You have to let him get in hip-hop. So like if you're a kid- You can't shut down his, you're not rushing. No, I just thought I was doing good because he knows all about the Beatles and the Beach Boys. And then he just kind of threw me for a loop with like, Dad, have you heard that Drake song, God's Plan? God's Plan. And I'm like, God's Plan. I hope that sometimes I won't.

Any next thing you know, he's going to be walking around like, run down the street. Whoa. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I mean. Like, okay, maybe I sound a little like old school. You sound like an old grandpa. I'm a concerned parent.

I had similar thoughts with 50 cent candy shop. Tell me about that one. So my kids were like, I'm ticket to the candy shop. And I'm like, oh my goodness. But I mean, they think it's the candy shop. No, I get it. I'm okay with that. Like, they're like, mom's to the candy shop.

I'm going to get what I get. I mean, if you listen to the lyrics to that, it's awful. But we were all listening to that. I know. I mean, I just worry. Like, this is him growing, and I like that he's growing into himself. and what he likes, but at the same time, I've got to be, like, just careful with what

he's listening to. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Watching your Insta stories, Amy, and I guess you took the kids to, like, a trampoline park? Yes. And you didn't get hurt. No. I've jumped. I'm a little sore. Yeah, are you?

Yeah. But, and there was times where I got a little scared. Like, I got, maybe, you know, you just get excited and you start doing everything, and then, you're like, oh, I probably shouldn't do that. So the trampoline park is all these trampolines. One time, Lunchbox's wife, like, broke her ankle. We were there for four jumps.

Four jumps, and she landed on, like, the metal part in between the two squares. Yeah, there's spacers. And there goes her ankle, and she's down. And I looked at my bunny, I said, is she being for real right now? Like, it took us longer to fill out the waiver form. Then we got to jump on the jumping trampolines. And so I had to carry her out to the car and take her. home and everybody else stayed and had a good old time.

They stayed like, oh, we played dodgeball. We played basketball because they have hoops in certain areas. And I had to go after four jumps. Yeah, but why you not get starting about her? She broke her ankle. She ruined his party. I could not believe it. How old were you?

We're... This was like last year. Oh, you were a kid. 30, maybe? Yeah. So six years ago, how do you do it? Four. I mean, I just, I could not, and I was like, okay, she can just sit out and I can jump.

Oh, even hurt. Yes, but her ankle swelled up pretty bad. It was real bad. She did some damage, and, I mean, we've never gone back either. She won't go back. Four jumps. I was watching your ancestry, and I saw your husband swinging Amy into the foam pit. Yeah, they have this, like, awesome swing thing, and you jump into this pit of foam that you know is just germ-filled and disgusting.

I got pushed into it. I didn't even want to jump into that. I wanted to do the little trapeze thing, but I didn't want to land in the nasty phone, but I got pushed in and I was like, oh, this is so gross. Yeah, for sure. You're just jumping right into the flu.

Just swing. Could you swing and then you fall off into the phone field? Yes. It does look fun. But the trample, all that stuff's gross. Just kids' hands, right? Are you immune yet? Well, they give you special socks to jump in that are yours to keep.

Yeah, I'm talking about hands, though. Oh, I didn't like jump on my hands. No, you touch things. That is true. I mean, you just need to like take sanitizer and just go in knowing if you get sick, you get sick. But you're not hurt. No, I'm shocked. So are we.

Yeah, we're all that shocked. Get your bobby bones on. I always wonder how you guys feel about signs from above. Like you ever go, oh, that's a sign I should do this. Yeah. Because how I feel is. is if we're looking for a sign, we're going to find it. If I'm looking for a sign to do Action A, I'm going to look hard enough to find that sign.

But what if you're not looking and then it's just boom in front of your face. Obviously, this is about Amy. That's what I'm leading into over here. So tell them what happened. Because I was just having a not-so-great parenting day, not feeling really awesome about my parenting skills, if you will. I just kept failing left and right. And then as I'm feeling the lowest of low, I pull up to a red light and the car to the right of me, has a magnetic sign on their door that says parenting coach.

www. www.parentingcoach.org, Linda Ray Miller. And I'm like, Linda, is this a sign? I mean, I don't know Linda, but she's sitting next to me in this car. I took a picture. I haven't on my phone. I haven't done anything with it. I don't know if I should go to the website, get the number, call Linda.

But it just felt like, am I missing this opportunity to enhance it? my parenting skills via Linda. Eddie, yes. Amy, I hate to ran on your parade, but what if this is that targeting marketing that people talk about where they know who you are and what you're going to do?

It's like Instagram feed of cards. Yes. The live version. Yes. So, do you think you need parent coaching? Maybe. Are you considering calling her? I mean, that's what I'm asking.

Mostly I'm curious how much she charges. Yeah. I mean, I guess I could call to find out. Make some money. Yeah. I could definitely look into it. Call. I'm curious to know.

Okay. And I just wonder what her whole, like, her old spiel is. Like, here's why you should hire me. Like, here's what I have to offer you. And does she come into the home? And does she... Does she wear a whistle? Out of here.

Like a coach? No, but I mean, I would be into that. And, oh, look. I mean, her website's, like, super cute. Oh. Do you believe that Jesus sent that sign to Amy? Yes. Yeah.

See? Told you? Possibly, yeah. Told you. See, it's like that guy that's in the flood. And he was praying for God to rescue him. No, that's a joke. That's a joke.

It's a joke. It's a joke. that I tell from Jerry Clower. I know it's a joke. You're not even telling her right, so I'm not going to let you disgrace it. Signs happen. Have you ever had a sign? No. Yeah, your grandma one time knocked over that guitar.

I think what we're searching for we find. I think regardless, if I'm looking for a sign for something, I can find it. And then your mom locked you in that room. Right. Now, is that true? And my mom had died too. I know. Or my dog dumped all his ashes on me.

They exploded on my car. Do I think it's a sign or am I just an idiot in all those instances? Probably the second one. But I don't think it's not true I just for me, no, if I'm looking for a sign or something, I'm going to find it. I wasn't looking. I was just... I had a sign in college. I finally got organized because everybody tells me I'm so unorganized

and I got a planner and I wrote down every day I had to work because I had two jobs over the summer and I had it in my car someone broke in and stole the planner. That was God tell me you're not supposed to be organized. Okay. See where this goes? This is my logic. There we go. Bobbybones.com.

See if you can name the song by one second of a name? Yeah. See if you can name this song right here. One second of it. Most people are good Yeah, there you go Okay, let's just go around real quick Well, this is hard Is it?

It's a tough one I mean, I don't know That's a full, you're only getting One second of the song For a second Okay, that one doesn't count as a point You ready for this one, Amy? Amy, song number one, one second of it

It shades on the back One, let me, baby What? Interesting Windows back While around me, baby Pour it on easy now Just chilling it

Coles Wendell Chillin, I'm sorry I can't I already hit the buzzer anyway She got there though She sang the whole song I did say the three minutes Yeah from one second

I got all that though No point for you Lunchbox Yeah Name the song one second of it There you go One second of it You can't get irritated

Yeah stop Go ahead It's so sad Three seconds? Cruising. Cruising. I know it's not it, but I'm coming home. So close.

Eddie, you get one second of the song. And I can get one point right now. That's right. Take the lead. Come on. Ready? Here it again. One second.

That's it. There you go. Yeah. My kind of party. Oh, no, small town boy. She loves a small town boy like me. I'm gonna tell you this game does not seem hard to me because I'm looking at the answers. Yeah, it's tricky.

But I think I'd be really good at it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah. You get one second. I have to pretend this is for somebody else because then I know it. Okay, sure. Whatever he takes you. Here you go.

Whoa, that's amazing. I love that one. That one's a home run. Come on, Amy. You want to hear it again? One second of the song. Come on, Amy. It's like a blinker or something.

Is it? Or a TikTok. We know it's a TikTok. Go ahead. I'm father of time. Father, Jude. Father, Doug. Amy.

What? Eddie, I know you know it. Yeah, I do know it. Okay, so it's got to be something, is it a little bit different, it's not current country? Just play it and you sing it. Okay, ready?

Here you go. Take a seat. Zappa da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Come on, hear me. Come on. I'm losing my mind just a little. Do you hear it now? One of the biggest songs this year.

Yes, of course I hear it now. Morgan number two, do you know that one? I knew that one. Lunchbox, do you know that one? No. Okay, thank you. I never bashed you. I was like, man, that's a tough one.

Lunchbox ready? Yeah. One second out of the song. Come on. You got this one. Everybody knows it when it's not their turn. I know. Oh, that's tequila.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Eddie, you gotta have this to tie? Amy, you've been eliminated. Eddie to tie. He got so lucky with that, I guess. Okay, all right.

Ready? No pressure. Got it. You want to hear it again? No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Dirt on my boots. Oh, it's on, LV.

Sudden death. Oh. Write your answer down. Oh, right my answer down. lunchbox. They're at it. I'm shaking. Here we go. I'm not shaking. I'm confident. I want this win so bad. Song number one. Write them down. Here we go.

There you go. Hit it again. Eddie's just writing to make noise over there. It's a long title lunchbox. Yeah, it's a long one. Got it. You know it lunch. Hey, Amy. Amy's reading his Eddie. Eddie's the villain in games now. Because I always win. Hit it again. You guys have to be quiet.

Oh, sorry. What song is that? I think I got that He's stressing No, there's no stress in my breath I've only mentioned it seven times But that's what's to rhyme Oh you have?

Yeah, yeah Oh no Then I got it wrong Lunchbox, what do you think it is? The dance I don't think that's a terrible guess Why not it? I don't think it's a terrible

Good boy I just get him Okay The fact that he got the name of a song Oh Eddie for the win Are you ready bones Yeah Mercy

If you're gonna break my We're a young verse here. There's our winner. There he is. I'll clap for you. Yeah. There you go. Eddie.

You want a limousaliened. Eddie, this is a tough one, Eddie. Eddie, this is a tough one. Eddie, this is a tough one. It's only for the winner. Oh. Sugar Land. Oh, okay.

Stuck like blue. Nope, it's babe. Nope, nope. Dear mom and dad, please send money. Oh, what is it? It's all I want to do. All I want to do. There he is.

Give this guy a piece of candy. Yeah. A piece of candy. It's so sweet. It's so sweet. Bobby Bones. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. After waiting in line, days to buy Hamilton tickets, a woman realized she was $20 short. This is something that she and her daughter had their heart set on. They'd been saving up and they were paying cash for the tickets. Boom, $20 short. In line, four days. Well, a police officer that was standing close by overheard what was happening didn't want her to lose her chance to see the Broadway musical Hamilton. Spotter 20.

That's good. I like that. Shout out. Also, I saw Hamilton. It's a fantastic. thing to see. I didn't get it at first. I was like, they never talk. They just sing the whole time. I didn't know that. I kept waiting for the talking, but I'm not that cultured,

but that's a good story. It might be nice to get Hamilton on your side. Talk less. Smile more. I mean, it really is the story about how America became America and how I didn't know this, how we loaned, we were able to borrow money from people

and they didn't allow us to go bankrupt. They took care of the country because if somebody owes you money, you take care of them because you need your money back. Wow. So what he figured out was, basically, if I can break it down, was why don't we borrow money from a bunch of other countries? And they'll make sure that we don't go out of business as a country because we owe them money. Wow. Oh, he didn't know that.

He was 100 years ahead of his time. It was amazing, an amazing story, like an amazing story of America. And there's a lot of singing and rapping and stuff. Because he was America's treasurer, right? Come on. Okay, right. All right. Come on.

Wow, dude. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I want to see it. And I never thought about it from that angle. Like, if you borrow money from something. Like Eddie, if you borrowed $100 for me. Correct.

I'd watch your health. I'd be like, you need to eat healthy, buddy. I didn't get that money back. Yeah. But isn't that cool? That's cool. Really cool. And the story's good, and that's what's all about right there.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Hit it same. The morning. Morning Corny. Why did the electrician stay up all night? Hmm. Why did the electrician stay up all night?

She was wired. Right, there it is. Come on. That was the morning corny. Hey, Gator, station PD guy. Have you ever seen the shocker in action? No, it's actually why I'm in here just to make sure if I need to testify. No, there's no testifying.

You just came for the games. Let the games begin. Oh, boy. The worst game. No, no, no. The listeners have requested this back. This is not me going. Have they?

Yes. I was talking to a lot of them yesterday. And they're like, hey, Bobby. I was like, what's up? Listeners. They're like, bring back to Shocker. I was like, you got it. So this is a dog shot call that I'm meant for dogs over 100 pounds.

And I'll say it again. From the bottom of my heart, I would never put this on a dog. Just us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just all of us. So here's the shot. Let's see if we can hear it shock. Ready? Oh, I hear that.

Pulse through. Okay, so lunchbox will stretch. He's dropped this on his neck. Here you go, buddy. And he has chosen, since he went first, his own category. When you hear me the thing? Oh my gosh. Which is U.S. President trivia.

Easy style. No, no, here's the problem. You gave three categories that are definitely not. Would you let me talk? They're not in my wheelhouse. No. What would have been in your wheelhouse? Oh, reality TV?

Real World Season 4 trivia. Like Eddie's good at all those. The Puff. Oh, thanks, man. Music? Yeah, music. Exactly. But he knows presidents for some reason, and he sent a song in Mount Planets.

He knows the presidents of our country So five questions Crap And make sure the dog shock collar You got it on there Make sure it's touching skin He's not gonna hurt you It is

I can see the skin indented You can see this I see it Yeah I see about it So what happens Don't do it no don't I've not missed Once you cannot shock me That is the game

Do not do that Okay relax Okay it works I just want to do it When he wasn't expecting Bobby that was not nice You have to do it to see if it's working When he's not expecting

No because I felt it Okay here we go Question. You already throwing me off my game. What level is it at? No, don't it's at 8. Oh, it's at 8. Eddie, Eddie.

Go to 10. No. Go to 10. No, we've never done 10 in the history of the show. You do realize. Hey, the show gets bigger. Yeah. Eddie, you just upped it to 10 for yourself, BTW.

Which, have you ever done this? No, yes, I have. Okay. Lunchbox is wearing a dog shot collar. Question number one. What president is Donald Trump? What number president is Donald Trump? What number president is Donald Trump?

Trump. 45. Boom! Take that. Eat that. Hey Eddie. Hey Eddie, what's that laugh? I'm eating it.

Yeah. That laugh was pretty sarcastic. One down. One down. Dynamite. One down, dynamite. One down, four to go. Yeah, now I'm scared though, because that was the only one I had.

Question number two. Who is the first president to live in the White House? What? Who is the first president to live? in the White House. I have the button in my hand. Haven't they all lived in the White House?

That's up to you to guess. You think they had that thing ready to go? Day one. First President. Well, I thought they would have that ready for whoever moved in, but it has to be that guy. JFK.

JFK. JFK, he says. Is that like? Is that like? Is he a president? Like, I don't know what the answer is, but I know that's not right. Listen, the shocker eliminates all the ability to think rationally. I don't know.

Was Trump K. President? He was a president. Yeah, okay, so that's not a bad answer. It is a bad answer, though. Why? So the answer is John Adams, the second president. Oh, come on. Now, I will shock you on the count of three.

Oh, my goodness. One, two, three. It didn't happen. Okay. All right, one down. No, it's two down. I feel for you right now. Because I got one right.

Okay, that was a good question, Boone. Very easy. No, that was a trick question. No, that's a trick question. No, we're doing very easy, President's Tribune. Question number three. Who is the president during the Civil War? Oh, that's easy.

I have the button in my end, pointed at you. We're all on the edge of the question. Are you sure? Yes. Yeah. He gave the emancipation pocamation. I know it.

Massivated proclamation. Dude, I'm telling you, you get so nervous with that thing I knew that. I know. Yeah. The answer is, Abraham. Yeah! See, I knew it. I knew it.

Oh, you know what I know also? Kindergarten cop. Why? Why? Four scores seven years ago. Okay. All right. Thank you, honest Dave.

Ready. You have two questions left. He's a tall dude. Lunchbox is wearing the dog shot collar around his neck. Oh, boy. Who we got? What president? Yeah.

It's on the $20 bill. You love money. You do love money. Show me Lincoln. Show him Lincoln, he said. Yeah. You think I would go two for two in Lincoln, Lincoln, you? Oh, wait, I didn't say that.

You did say that. No, no, no. No, no. Would you like to double your time? No, I'd like to change my answer, though. No, no, you can change your answer, but if you miss it again, you double your time. Otherwise, you just take your shot. You missed it.

I was still stuck on the emancipation one. Yeah. Would you like to change your answer, or just take your shot? Let me think about that I've got some $20 bill Would you like to change your answer Or take your shot Go with your gut lunch

I'll go with my gut Okay and I think who's on it It's saying I'm hungry Just shot me because I don't know Here comes the dog shot caller Come on three Can I just do this?

Can I wait Oh there goes There goes there goes Okay Was it Washington? No Okay good That's why I didn't know. It was Andrew Jackson.

Oh, Jackson, that's my boy. You know what president he was? Somebody's... Amy shooting into the stories during this show. Sorry, had to get a video. Last one, folks. This one's for the car. And this one's worth five seconds of shot.

No, no, no. The last one. Who had the nickname Trickey Dick? What? Tricky Dick? What president had the nickname Tricy Dick? Come on. Tricky Dick?

Yes. Oh, oh. What president was called Tricky Dick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. No, he's a vice president. Go ahead. It's not Dick Cheney.

He's like, This is great. He's wearing a dogshot collar, Tricky Dick. No one has ever said that in their life. Tricky Dick. Yep. The only person... What president was called Tricky Dick.

The only guy I know that was a president that was Tricky Dick. That could have been tricky dick. Yeah, go ahead. Had to be Richard Nixon. You say Richard Nixon. Is that right? Are you ready? Are you ready?

No, wait, wait. What's the answer then? Tricky. Do you want to change it or no? No, I don't because that's the only dick I know. Richard, you aren't correct. Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my goodness! What up! That's how you bring it! That's how you bring it, folks. There it is. That big shot call. Taking it down today, baby.

Live Boy, Lunchbox. Good work. Let's go. Yeah. Bones.com. Ramundo, who sits in the glassroom, and what he does, is he edits audio all day. I cut commercials, all the things that you hear on the show, all the clips of songs.

Like, that's what he does. He's cutting, cutting, cutting. And so he comes to me and he says, hey, you know what the listeners want? I said, no, what do the listeners want? Usually what they call for and what they're asking, they say, more talk, less music. Okay. And so what do you then propose? Thing that came to me was, why don't we speed up the songs?

Logical. So, have you sped up some songs to hear? Yeah, I have some examples. how it would sound in the morning when you're listening to these songs sped up. So that means if the song was sped up, there's more time for us to be able to talk. Yeah, you're going to have 30 seconds to a minute more every segment to talk, explain about your life, and have fun on the air. Okay, so what is the first song I have up here is, I was Jack, you were Diane.

Okay, so this is a song if you're not familiar with it. Now, if we're doing the show, you'd rather it sound like... Drive a dead man. It makes me want to talk faster. How much time does that shave off? Well, that one right there in particular is going to shave off 20 seconds for the whole song. Then I've sped up others even faster, so it's going to give you probably two minutes more a segment. Wow.

Okay. You know this song from Keith Urban? Yes. Okay, Reyes sped this one up here. How much time does this show off? People are going to be driving your kids in such a hurry. The speeding tickets are just flying up. Not to mention Keith Urban might not like that.

But even like, yeah, I mean, think of how much more content we could cover if we all just bit up our talking. That's true, too. No, if she's doing that, there's a bit more. We can talk about more. Kenny Chesney, get along. Speed this one up? Yeah, it's got to be trimmed up. Speed it up.

That way we can talk more. Get along. Down the road. We got it all long and go. Skip, little, tip. We ain't perfect while we try. Get along. We get along the upper hand.

Make a walk. Learned dance. Come on. I broke. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Get along. Get along. You're long, you're long, you're long, you're funny.

What about the slow songs are like mercy? Like, this may be tough. It can still be done. So a slow song like Brett Young Mercy, we could speed it up. It's going to sound a little different. It's going to bring my heart to parade. It's like technical. You may have the mark to make, make this.

If you ever love me, have mercy. And then we get back to the show. It's like number two this week. Mercy. It's like a number two this week. All right, we're back. What a jam. I love that song.

Well, thank you, Ray Moon. Yeah. Big hit right now. I'd be interested to hear. Morgan Evans, kiss somebody sped up, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Mm-hmm.

All right. Bones, it's weird at first. It really is weird at first, but people might get used to this. I feel like everybody would just get where they needed to go, like, way early. Aren't most things uncomfortable, too, before they're awesome? Yes. It might sound weird, but it's not wrong. All right.

That's right. The Bobby Bone Show, Bobby Bone. Here's what I have for you. I give you a fictional city from a TV show. You tell me what show is there. Oh, cool. Don't miss it, though. So, for example, here is just a free one.

Anybody can answer it. Pony. What show? Oh, that's Parks and Rec. Right. You would have got a point if that had been real. No, no points. Okay, here we go.

It's the city they live in a Parks and Rec. Amy, you're up first. Mayberry. What show is in Mayberry? I know. Andy Griffin Oh no Say it again

What's the name of the show Andy Griffith I did ask again I'll accept that So what is it It's Andy Griffith Oh TH so not in And that does some people

Close enough Lunchbox Hawkins Indiana Hawkins Indiana Hawkins Indiana Hawkins Indiana The only one I can think of

is the middle The middle he says Stranger Things Oh yeah Hawkins Sheriff. How about Eddie? Dylan, Texas. Oh, Friday Night Lights.

Correct. Woo! Amy. Bedrock. Oh, the Flintstones. Correct. Lunchbox, Bayside. Oh, that's saved by the bell.

Correct. Eddie. Quohog. What? Oh, come on. Quohog? Yeah. Oh, that's Harry Potter.

Oh, no. Lunchbox, what you think is? Family guy. Family guy, yes. Do we have any score or we just been running wild? Well, I got one wrong. Amy's undefeated. And what about you?

Throw a clear in there. Sorry. Amy, let's see. You win, Amy. How about Gotham? Hit it out of the park, Amy. Well, there's a show called Gotham. What's the city?

Batman. Batman. How about Springfield? Hit it out of the park, Amy. It's the cartoon people. Is it the Simpsons? And for the win. For the win.

England. King's Landing. Landing. Oh, okay. It's not King of Queens. Kings Landing. It's the other cartoon people. Right?

Kings Landing. Five seconds. What TV show is in Kings Landing? Answer? I don't know. It is Game of Thrones. Yes, that's right. Well, anyway, anyways I'm a winner.

There it is. Passing. It's all right, Amy. Thanks. That last one, I was all over the place. In my head, I was like, golden girls. Please. Nothing was going to work.

Congratulations on your win. What are you going to do with your prize? What is my prize? No, nothing. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Amy Lewis works at a rest stop in Texas, and she's sitting there, and she's looking out the window,

and there's a little dog running around. She's like, hmm, that's weird. She goes out there and it's a little miniature schnauzer, and she takes it to the vet. Doesn't have a chip. She's like, hmm, what am I going to do with this dog? Had Michigan collar on it. So she puts a picture on the Michigan lost dog website on Facebook.

Said, hey, I'm in Texas. I found this dog. Anybody know it? People scrolling through, this guy goes, that looks like my father-in-law's dog. It made its way from Michigan to Texas. And this lady found it, put it on Facebook, reunited with the family. Had to get inside someone's car, right?

I mean, does it have a thumb? Check the picture. No, no hitchhiking. Oh, then they had to get inside of something, a truck, a car, something. Not like, where you going, dog? Remember? That reminds me. As far as you can take me.

What's there you're trying to get to, puppy? Oh, Texas. You're lucky. I'm headed that way. I'm heading right down there. What are we going to say, Amy? I just was thinking that reminds me I haven't chipped my dog and I need to. That reminds me, I haven't any chips in a while.

I'm hungry. We'll get you. We're all reminded of stupid things. Well, that's just stupid if my dog got out. Like, she'd be just like. You know, anybody could take her. Nobody would know where she doesn't even have a name or call her or anything. What state would you go to, though?

Oh, where are you heading there? Oh, Maine. Wow, I'm not heading that direct. Yeah. All right, thank you. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's welcome back.

The Shuggers. It's time to use the shocker. It's time to scream and yell. It's time to use the shocker on the Bobby Bone Show. It's time to use the shocker. It's time to cream and kill. It's time to use the shocker. The Shocker on the Bobby Bones show.

Okay, Amy is now playing today. Yeah. Now, Amy, you have... I already have like butterflies in my stomach. Well, yeah, that's the point of this. It's easy questions, but you're nervous. Even knowing the shocker's coming, I feel about 75% dumber.

It does dig it out of you. Okay, hit me. Would you like... With the categories. Easy sports question. Oh, that is totally my wheelhouse. Would you like easy solar system questions? Oh!

Or easy music trivia. Which one of those will you take? Oh my God. I feel like sports, it's just totally I would not know. I don't know. I don't know. Five questions. What was the last one?

Music. Oh gosh. Music. I feel like I have to take a gamble and go. Okay, I'm between sports and solar system. Wow, you're not going music? Wow. No.

Wait, should I leave music for? It's up to you. It's up to you. You think I should go music? I don't know. Music? I'm wearing my Elton John shirt, but I don't know music. Okay.

I'm going to go. Oh, man. You choose for me. No, I can't do that. Come on, pick one. Go sports. I'll go sports. Okay.

Oh, no, I guess suicide. It's time to use the shocker on the Bobby Bone show. Amy's putting the shocker around her neck. By the way, don't do this at home. No. A lot of people are like, kids are listening. To all those kids, it is funny, huh? Oh my goodness.

But don't do it at home. That's right. The little cold metal things. I'm shocked she went sports. Oh, yeah, me too. Why would you not go music? I don't know music. You don't know sports. Yeah, I know. Okay. Oh my gosh. Can I go solar system? No, you've already... Does it work? I don't know if it works yet.

Yes, it were! Oh! Yes, it was going to test it. Yeah, he's got to test it. Oh, man, I don't get the joy in this one that I did with L'I. Rude. You have to test it always. It's rude.

So it does work. I can't wait to test it on you. Okay, here we go. I'm ready. Question number one. Do you have to hold it? No, no, it's gone. Easy sports trivia.

Michael Jordan won six championships. With what team, though? Michael Jordan, of all the championships, he won six championships with what team. The first thing that came to me. My brain is the Chicago Bulls. Okay. Because, like, that's Jordan. The Bulls.

Michael Jordan number 23. Uh-huh. What is your answer? The Bulls! She says the Bulls. Show me the Bulls? Correct. One down.

One down. Good. Yeah. I was waiting for... Man, I know. I'm sweating. I know. I'm sweating.

Amy. Yeah. Question number two. Yes. Who is the MVP at this last year's Super Bowl? What? The Super Bowl. Did you watch it?

I don't think so. I have a button. As soon as they hit the button, she gets shot. I watched some of it. Yeah. Who won? Tom Brady. Tom Brady.

No, he lost. That was the shocker. I don't even remember who they. This is the shocker. No, I mean, it was a bummer because Tom Brady was up for, like, winning another Super Bowl. Go ahead. They were the Patriots, and I don't even remember who they played. So you just, you passing going, incorrect?

Literally. the only person I know that played in the Super Bowl is Tom Brady. So I'm just going to go ahead. I depress myself. I'm about to get shocked, right? Okay, my answer is Tom Brady based on lack of other information.

It is not Tom Brady. I haven't talked her yet. Amy, the answer is... My nose is running. Austin High's Nick Falls. No, Westlake. No, he went to Westlake. Not bad, my bad, my.

You have a shocker bones. Okay, here comes the shocker. Okay. I'm in Austin's. Okay, three, two, and shock. Wait, wrong button. Yeah. Are you wearing on your neck?

I don't think you are. Uh-oh. Lunchbox, make sure she's running a little tighter. Maybe you should just acted. It's the most worse, how tense I get leading up to thinking that you're shocking. Okay! Yeah, she's not holding it. I did.

I asked you might hold it. But you can't cry because if people hurt to feel bad for you. You're doing that. Yeah. Come up. Yeah, be tough. Wait, lunchmucks screamed more than I did. He would just get away from the mic.

But yours is sad. You're a sad. No, no, no. In fact, not me. Amy volunteered to do this. Yeah, don't feel bad for me. Here we go. I mean, I'm fine.

Who's the fastest man in the world? Bolt. You saying Bolt. Correct. Oh, gosh. Wow. Two left. Amy's wearing a dog-shot collar around her neck.

Who is the head football coach of the Seattle Seahawks? You got this It's easy You got this Marshawn Metsch Does he play for the C-Hawks? He did

Okay That's incorrect No, that wasn't my answer I'm talking through it Yes it was You get shocked Yes it was You just talked through it

Okay okay One question left How much this one works One question left We're five seconds What? What? Yeah five seconds

Amy you can have a question Would you like your category in the NFL? or Major League Baseball. You can even get to pick your subcategory. Oh. Go ahead? Oh.

NFL. Okay. Which NFL team has won the most Super Bowls ever? The most Super Bowls ever. Most Super Bowls ever. Oh, man. And he's got the dog shot collar on. Go ahead.

The most Super Bowls ever. The Patriots. Oh. No. No. Who was it? The Broncos? Is that your answer?

Or are you talking to it? No. Who was it? I don't want to get shot for five seconds. Don't shock me Don't shock me It's a major If you're saying don't shock you

I can't shock you I feel like Tom has the most Super Bowls It's the Pittsburgh Steelers They both They both They both They both

That's the one You can do five times Go, go Go! Go! Just go Pull it up your neck It is Ah!

One more One more Okay There you go Done There it is Oh, man. Oh, man.

I love it. It's so hot. All right. So we have this dog shot collar. And so it's for dogs over 100 pounds. And I will say on record. And write this down. I would never put this on a dog.

Ever. Only I would have this shock collar here for humans. Is this on, Mike D? No, no, no, out. Okay, it works. It works. Right. So, hey, lunchbox, make sure to tighten it.

No, it's tight. No, no, make sure lunchbox tighten it's tight. It's tight and level 10. Cool. This is the worst feeling ever. Eddie has a dog shot collar around his neck. We don't do this. It's tight.

Eddie, just let him do it. I'm not trying to do anything. I'm not trying to do anything. I'm not trying to do anything. I dropped the remote control. I hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

Okay. Yes, because now it's tied up against them. Oh, this is loose. Stupid. That being said... Oh, what's his category? Mr. Bobby Bowles? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's his category? I get to pick my category. It better not be... What do you? Music? Music. Well, who knows? Okay, so...

Oh, boy. It don't matter what it is. How about that? How about that? How about that? Why are you guys breaking things? I'm not. I'm not.

Eddie's on tilt right now. I'm a little thrown off right now. I have a shocker on my neck. All right. You still got to hold it on your neck. Okay. Welcome to the shock collar trivia, architesting today.

From the Rio Grande Valley. It's producer. Producer Eddie, everyone. Oh, for grabs. Zero dollars. But you can't get shocked in the neck. You have four categories choose from, Eddie. Category number one, easy literature trivia. Whence box stop?

Category number two. Easy math trivia. Nope. Literature and math. I love it. What's next? Philosophy? Geez, Louise.

Or category number three, easy, music, trivia. Yeah, like that. What else? What's for, boss? That's it. Well, I think we have another solar system one. Or, or... All right, let's do music, bones.

He wants music trivia. Here we go. Let's do music. Is he going to be a winner? Yeah. I mean, why do you give him his wheelhouse? All right, I'm going to be tough. Go ahead.

I'm going to get mad. I'm ready. Be tough. What's the best-selling album of all time? Oh, boy. Easy music trivia with a dog shot collar on his neck. Okay, best-selling album of all time. It's probably going to be best-send.

Oh, I got it. It's Michael Jackson. It's thriller. It's thriller. Don't do that. He says it's thriller. Don't point it at me. Coming down.

In three, two, one, one, correct. Oh, thank goodness. You knew it. No, I didn't. He usually puts his hand on the mouse for the bell and he didn't. Eddie, what's the most viewed music video ever on YouTube? Oh, I got it. Go ahead.

Justin Bieber, baby. Wow. Baby, baby, baby. No bones. Come on, don't do it. Eddie's wearing the dog shot collar. Okay, there you go. Hands on the mouse.

He says it's baby from Justin Bieber. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is the worst feeling ever. The answer is. Despacito. It is Justin Bieber. Despacito, stupid.

Okay, you're going to be shocked. In three, two. Eddie, what's wrong with you? Dude, I don't like this feeling. Three, two. Actually, I wouldn't have a bad. Oh, okay, okay, okay. All right.

There you go, no problem. No problem. Which singer's real name is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson? Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. Oh, she's a singer? Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. She's a Katie. Okay, I know it.

That's Katie Perry. Yeah, that's Katie Perry. I know it. I know it 100%. Correct. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Come on, guys. Be happy.

I'm getting them ready. Yeah. I'm just... Who is the lead singer of Culture Club? Culture Club. Who is Culture Club? Oh my gosh. Even I know this.

You do? Yes. I don't know who that is. Okay. Eddie's got the dog shot. Culture Club. It's got to be from the 80s. Go ahead.

It's one of those guys that dances back and forth. Um, uh, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, um, uh, um, uh, uh, Michael Bolton. No. Michael Bolton. First of all, get it over with it's George Michael. Take it. Get it over with. It's not Michael Bolton.

It is boy George. Boy George culture club. I did know that. I did know that. Oh, no, no, no, no. Ow, no. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Oh. Ow. Enough. Why are you doubling up on it? The last one's worth five shocks here. Make it a hard one. What?

Dude, you've missed three. He's missed two so far. I'm not mad. I'm saying, make it a hard one. Easy, tricky dick. That's right. Eddie. Who won season four of American Idol?

Oh. Oh. Hey, let me break it down. Okay, let's... All right. All right. Okay. He's got a dog shotgun.

Number one was Ruben. That's number one. That's right. Kelly Clarkson. No, Kelly Clarkson. Number two was Carrie Underwood. Duh. There you go.

Taylor Hicks was number three. There you go. You're perfect. Right in the lane. Number four? You said season four? Rubin. Ruben Stutter, he says.

Ruben Stuttered. Is it not? Lunchbox, is it not? It's not. Everyone's saying no. Dang it. It was Ruben Stuttered. It was two.

Then Fantasia Barino and Carrie Underwood. Taylor Hicks was in there at all. After that. Oh, shoot. You get five shots now for the last question. Five. That's been the rule with everybody else. One.

One. One. Two. This pulls your skin when it does it. Oh. Three. Four. Wow.

That's six! Why did you do six? I dropped it. Are you happy? That's shocked. Now can we get rid of this thing? We'll retire for another six months at least. They're on the ocean, like the Titanic Jewel.

Just throw it off the boat into the water. Ruben stuttered. There you go. Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening. You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bone Show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search Bobby Bones show on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing.

Listen to the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. Just search that too. All that. Thanks for being here. We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening. Right, Amy? That's right. We appreciate you.

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