The Bobby Bones Show - We Try The Mustard Watermelon TikTok Trend + Raymundo Offers Debt Tips + A Listener's Unbelievable Lottery Story!
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Welcome to Wednesday's show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
Glad everybody's here.
Mike D's wedding is on Saturday, which is crazy.
It's this week.
Wedding season starts now.
And by that, I mean, just our show.
But Mike D's wedding.
Mike, how you feeling?
You're just days away.
I'm starting to get a little bit nervous.
At just the day itself, there's like a 50-50% chance he may rain.
So we may have to shift some things.
Oh, it's outdoors?
The ceremony was outdoors.
The reception was going to be indoors,
but we might have to do it all indoors if it rains.
Hey, not bad, though, if you have a reception spot all rain.
Yeah.
That's in...
Yeah.
I mean, that stinks, but it's not worse, worse.
Yeah, it's not the worst thing.
We can adapt, but it just...
We're watching the weather.
Hmm.
Let me look at the weather right now.
But it is Texas.
It's never right this far ahead.
Weather changes, it's like a snap of a finger.
Eesh.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, a lot of rain.
Oh, was that a lot of rain?
Yes, I mean...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
There's nine days in a row where the chances 50% are higher.
Yikes.
What does she think about that?
I mean, at this point, she's like, you know what happens, happens.
We're not too concerned.
We can switch it up, so just like, all right, we'll roll with it.
I was kind of figuring out my clothes last night for Mike's wedding.
I laid some stuff out on the bed because I got Mike's wedding.
Then a week after, Caitlin's sister's getting married.
So the wedding start, pop, pop, pop.
And so Mike, what is your wedding dress code?
I would say just, it's not formal by any means.
I just just dress nice.
So dress nice.
So like church?
Yeah, like you're...
Good questions. What is your wedding dress most like?
Like if you were going to church.
Those kind of clothes.
Okay, because I was going to wear a full suit.
No.
And Caitlin said, you don't need to wear a full suit for Mike's wedding.
He said, I don't think that's their vibe.
And it was a real allowed suit too.
That's really going to take.
Yeah, I think you'd be overdressed if you wore a suit.
Okay.
Ray, what are you wearing?
I wanted to go cowboy boots now that he's just saying it's more casual.
I was going to do dress pants, no dress coat, and then a button down.
Dude, you can do that, right?
Yeah, we're in a cowboy mood.
Yeah!
Let's go!
Huh.
All right.
Now I've got to re-evaluate my wardrobe.
I was going to wear pink shorts.
Okay.
Okay.
One of my buddies hit me up about ours.
He goes, hey, what's the dress?
I was like, well, that's pretty nice.
He goes, well, I was just going to wear my normal.
I was like, what do you mean?
He goes, well, I'll wear every day.
What does he wear every day?
Jeans and like a t-shirt.
Buddy from Arkansas?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, no, we got to class it up a little bit.
In Arkansas, Keith sent me a picture of him
wearing this suit that he's wearing as
one of my groomsmen. And he was like, dang,
this thing feels nice. All right.
Well, Mike, we're pumped for you, man.
I'm excited. And then you're not leaving
to go on a honeymoon right after. No, we're not.
What are you going to do right after
the wedding? Right after the wedding,
you just got a hotel. That's it?
No, I mean, I know what you're doing right after the wedding.
I'm saying, what are you doing for, like, the next week?
Oh, the next week we're doing like a staycation, like a
mini moon. We're just got a
hotel. A mini moon.
Good thing can stop them, though.
You are taking time.
But are you going to do a full honeymoon later?
Yeah, later in the year.
Okay.
All right, well, this is it.
This is Mike's wedding week.
Is she nervous?
Is she freaking out?
No, she's not nervous at all.
I'm probably more nervous.
And you're reading your own vows, right?
Yeah, that's what she's nervous about.
How do you feel about yours?
I think mine would be fine.
I already kind of finalized them.
I think the morning of I'll maybe take another look at it,
but I think I'm good to go on that.
Do any jokes?
I think maybe one.
One joke.
Just to kind of lighten it up.
How does she feel about the joke?
She's okay with it.
She knew I was going to do something like that.
Because I was told if I did a whole comedy routine, I was going to be in trouble.
She was like, you're not performing.
Camel's like, you're not performing for the audience.
Yeah.
Like, talk how we talk.
It's your wedding, bro.
I know, but she just wants me to remember I'm not performing for everyone.
Like, if I'm funny, that's fine if it's between us.
But she's like, because people are there, this isn't funny and alone comedy tour.
Yeah.
All right, Mike.
Looking forward to it, buddy.
It's that time of the morning where we open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it on the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
I'm currently 16 weeks pregnant, and I want to get your thoughts on something.
I've noticed a lot of celebrities, including country artists, such as Marin Morris,
deciding to not post any photos of their baby's face when posting on social media.
People who choose not to post their kid's face argue that, since the child isn't old enough to decide if they want a social media presence,
it isn't cool just to post their face on the internet.
I'm curious as to what your thoughts are
and what you think the right thing to do is when it comes to posting your children on social media.
Whenever you do decide to have kids, do you think you'll post their faces on Instagram?
Thank you, Bobby, from Kendall in Central Coast, California.
I think everybody on the show has a little different outlook, though, who does have kids.
Amy, your kids are on social, well, your son doesn't want to be anymore.
Right.
But your daughter is on right now.
Yeah.
So that's kind of always, I was, I posted them probably before they really understood what it was.
and I'm not sure that that was, you know, maybe I shouldn't have.
I don't know.
For me, it felt okay.
And then once that was when they were in Haiti.
And then once they were officially home with me and they were my kids,
I would tell them about it and talk to them about it.
And yes, my son used to be a ham and I wanted to be all over it.
My daughter was more shy.
And now they've kind of switched.
And anything I post of her, I have her permission.
And then, yeah, with him, he's taken a break from it.
But that's his choice and I respect that.
Eddie, your kids are not on social media.
Correct.
I'm along the lines of they're not old enough to really decide when they are.
They can decide if they want to be all over the internet.
I mean, as of now, they're my kids.
My job is to protect them.
So I protect them from the internet.
But your oldest son's 13 now.
If he does want to be on the internet?
Nah, not until he's 18.
Then he can decide what he wants to do.
You're going to tell me if he's 16 years old.
Yeah.
And he wants to have an Instagram or a TikTok, you're going to be like, no.
Yeah.
Then I'm going to go to my Instagram and show him all the comments of people make
in fun of me and be like, do you want this?
But he won't care. He'll say yes.
No, he won't.
Okay. I'm going to say it. You're going to be embarrassed.
You're going to hate it.
And you may be right, but I'm just going to tell you other things that you've said
were like, you're not getting him a phone.
Like what?
You're not getting him a phone.
And he has a phone.
Until 18. Yeah. And he got one at 13.
But my only point was you don't put your kids on Instagram right now.
Correct.
I bet you at 15, Eddie's oldest son is on TikTok.
That's two years. No, no chance.
And lunchbox, you don't put your kids on.
I don't put my kids on social media because of the stranger danger factor.
I don't want listeners knowing who my kids are and then my kids thinking, oh, I must know them.
So I want them to be able to have their own privacy and the stranger danger factor because we live a celebrity lifestyle.
Oh, my God.
Where we're in the public eye and people recognize us in public.
So I don't want them to recognize my kids in public and be like, hey, what's up?
And my kid would be like, how do I know you?
And that just gets weird.
I don't know what we're going to do.
I'm like Kalen make that decision.
If we have kids, she's like, I don't know if I'm comfortable with it, I'm going to be like, cool.
If you made the decision, though, what would you do?
I wouldn't care.
I mean, from birth to...
They're going to be out everywhere anyway.
I can't take them anywhere.
Eventually, people are going to take pictures of me.
People will take pictures of me all the time, out places.
I'm a kid with me.
But public and internet's different.
But they may take a picture and post it.
I don't know.
That would be rude if they did, though.
We were in top golf the other day and some guy comes up and just starts taking pictures of me without...
I don't care, but be like, hey, can I take a picture with you?
you. Absolutely. Come here, buddy.
But instead, he's got all these weird poses.
I'm like, eating food.
Eating nachos. Yeah, I was like,
oh, wrong. And I'm like, hey, man, I would like to meet you.
Let's take a picture. And as soon as I
look up, he runs away.
And I was like, that was weird.
I was like, Eddie, what just happened there?
That's crazy.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I'll probably just go. Kaelin, what do you want to do?
I have friends, the aerotics,
Andy Rodick, his wife, Brooklyn Decker.
They don't put their kids on social media.
They're famous.
You know?
And it's hard, too, because you have a lot of moments where you're just,
oh, that would be great on Instagram.
Yeah, and maybe we do.
Maybe I do a baby.
My baby at TikTok crushes.
I don't have an answer right now.
I'm not in it.
I don't know what Caitlin's going to want to do.
Because right now she may be like, I don't want to, but then there may just be that way.
She's like, okay, let's just post this picture.
Thank you for your email.
We appreciate that.
Good luck with your baby.
It's almost time for her to have a baby.
All right, close it up.
We've got your email and we've read it on the air.
Now it's about to close.
Bobby's Mailback. Yeah.
A lot of times we'll talk about scenarios and go, is that romantic or it's just weird?
And this is one of them where I think we're going to have that debate. Amy?
Okay, so I was at my dad's little funeral thing this last weekend and learned that my aunt has her cremated remains of her husband, but she hasn't done anything with them.
They're not scattered yet. They haven't been buried.
she is waiting for until it's her time to pass on and she will get cremated and the plan is that they're then going to mix their ashes together and then they're scattering them at sea.
Oh, at sea?
Well, like they lived, they lived in Hawaii for a long time on like a macadamia coffee farm situation and they, that's the, so I assume that ocean, Pacific or forever.
and they'll be scattered at sea there.
So a little bit out there
and then I think a little bit down in Dilley, Texas.
So actually they're going to split up their ashes.
But the point is, they're mixing their ashes
so that they are together.
And I thought, wow, that is kind of romantic
that they thought of that.
And she's just been holding on her husband
waiting for the right time.
Well, her time.
Romance music here.
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox?
Oh, I don't know if it's romantic.
I don't mind it because my grandma and grandpa,
we put them in the earth together.
and planted a tree, so we mixed them together and buried them with a tree.
So I guess it's romantic?
I guess we're probably all going to say romantic.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I thought one of us would be the wild card here.
Morgan, you don't think it's romantic?
Well, my only question is, what if she, like, meet somebody else before she passes?
Oh, she's like 90-something.
Oh, hey.
Okay.
We're dating apps now.
Yeah.
They have apps for everybody to meet each other.
Could there be a three-way mix?
A hundred and single?
I mean, I guess Morgan does make a good point.
If you were, if you got interested in a girl and you learned she was holding under her husband ashes to be mixed with him, her late husband.
Yeah, that would be tough.
At my age, if you're, you know, 25, 30, 40 and someone's past relationship had passed away or past husband.
Because that happens a lot of times.
Yeah.
That would be tough.
I mean, because, yes, you're...
You would just be trying to win, to win to make her change her mind so that you're the ashes she gets mixed with.
You'd always be in that race.
I had not.
Morgan brings up a good point.
I hadn't thought of that.
Like, you're committing to that.
spot. Like even, you know, our friend Django, his dad, Jerry Jeff Walker, died last year, but they
haven't had the funeral yet and they're, I think it's this weekend. And they put up the
headstone in Austin this weekend and his dad is on there, passed away. And then the mom is on
there. But she's not, she's still alive, but they leave the blank space open to add in the ears.
I don't want my name on there though. You put that on there after I die. Don't write that.
I don't want to. But you're going to die. But, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, spoiler alert.
I know. I don't want that on the head. Okay, you're going to die right now.
Eddie, why not put your grace stone up? Not right now. Eventually we're going to die.
But her name's already on the same. Right. But I think the thing is, like, she's just, that's the love of her life, Jerry Jeff was.
So like, even if she does meet somebody else and ends up, because she could and ends up having a life with them, well, that guy's going to have to accept that she's going to go be buried with the love of her life, Jerry Jeff.
I understand that. My point is Eddie's like, oh, we're all going to die. Yeah. Then why don't you have a headstone already made with your name on it somewhere?
Do it. I mean, it's okay. Like, eventually you're going to die. Put my name on a headstone. If that's where I want to be.
you when all this ends? Hey, put my name there.
Do you guys have any, like, you know, grave?
Some people buy grave.
Oh, what he called? Spots or Spots or whatever?
No.
My husband has one at the Air Force Academy, or is there an Air Force Academy grave?
Or is it, I don't know. He already has one.
And I think I can have one there? I'm not sure.
See, he already has one. That's crazy.
Well, because he went to the Air Force Academy. You get one.
But he has a slot ready to go.
But Eddie, who cares? You're going to die anyway.
Yeah.
I mean.
So we're all pretty much saying it's romantic to mix ashes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you were cool with your dad's ashes?
Yes, we didn't divvy them up.
We just put them in the ground on one.
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It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So happy birthday, Ed Isley.
This is a big birthday because he turned 101 years.
He's a World War II veteran.
He lives at a veteran's nursing home, and they decided to do a drive-by motorcycle parade to celebrate the birthday boy.
And then there was a big reception afterwards with Mission Barbecue.
And he even did a meet and greet with people.
That's pretty cool to meet somebody 100.
I want to go to that.
Yeah.
And to be able to do something, you know, even now it's like, okay, good.
The pandemic's kind of behind us.
And even someone turning 101 can have a celebration and mingle with people.
Two things I'd like to do.
Meet somebody that's been 100, or that is 100, and then meet a billionaire.
I haven't done all the one of those.
They're both super rare.
You ever met anybody 100?
No, I don't think so.
Right?
I mean, we joke about he did a mean greed, but to meet someone who's been around for a hundred years.
You've never met a billionaire?
I don't think so.
Maybe you have a billion.
Remember that one event we went to where we were the poorest people there?
Probably someone there was a millionaire.
And you've met Michael Dell.
Where?
No, I haven't.
Why would you have met?
Oh, I just got told by Mike D.
I recently met a billionaire.
Who?
Charles Schwab.
Oh, yeah.
I did some work for him at some social work and some, like social posting in a golf tournament.
That's right.
He's worth $11.4 billion.
That is a billion.
And he's what? He's close to 100.
Boy, he's 83.
He's not that old.
Okay, pump the brakes a little bit.
But, okay, I haven't been a billionaire.
Well, I was trying to give you two for one.
Dang, I met Charles.
And they told me not to call him Charles.
What do you call him Chuck?
Yeah, and that sounded weird too, right?
They were like, don't call him Charles.
Call him Chuck or Mr. Schwab.
I said, I just call him Mr. Schwab.
I don't know.
He likes to be called Chuck.
He walked up, guys full of life.
I shook his hand.
I shook a guy worth $11.4 billion's hands.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's a good story.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
In Murphysboro, Arkansas, there is a place called Crater of Diamond State Park.
And we used to go there on Phil Trips as kids.
And whenever we read a story about somebody finding a diamond, it's from this place.
Because it's the only place in North America where you can go diamond mining.
And just go out and do it yourself.
And so another story pops up here.
A Washington Man's,
travels down, finds a 2.2-carat diamond
in the Arkansas
State Park. Now, remember the guy we talked
to that found that 9-carat diamond? Oh, the big one, yeah.
Scooby's trying to get back in touch with them to see how much
that ended up going for because they were getting it appraised.
But this guy here
had been wanting to make his own engagement ring since
8th grade. And so
he goes down, he's 26 years old.
He starts mining. He found a
2.20
carrot yellow diamond, the largest
diamond found at the state park since October.
They spent three days. They were
wet sifting for gemstones when they saw the yellow diamond.
Lunchbox, I know you want to win the lottery, but this is a bet.
You actually can do work to find your lottery winnings if you go to this place.
I understand that.
And now that I hear these stories, I'm like, I have to go because we hear about these
stories every couple weeks, couple months.
And I'm like, how?
It's amazing.
Like, you're just, you just go and dig a little rocks and there you go.
And you got, I think it's harder.
Burr-Ber-Ber.
Yeah, I said he was there three days.
And I think he's been going since he was eight.
A 2.20-carat yellow diamond.
Mike, will you Google that and see just what the internet says it's worth?
Oh, man.
Because...
How big is that?
2.2 carrots?
Yeah, but like size.
I don't know much about rings.
I mean, it's big.
Yeah.
A marble, yeah.
Would you like to go down there?
I would love to go down there.
I would love to go, I don't even know how you do it.
I don't know anything about sifting for diamonds or whatever they call it, but that would be awesome.
Maybe Scoo with Steve, we send lunchbox down for...
That's the next big bit.
Yeah, that's fun.
A day of sifting diamonds.
I think we should definitely do it.
That'll be our next venture in the show.
We could drive down.
Yep.
It ain't that far.
I mean, we drive that far when we go to Arkansas all the time.
Mike, how much?
$10,000.
Yeah, I thought it would be more.
Yeah, I thought it would be more.
10,000, dude, just for looking for a rock.
I'm not spitting on $10,000.
I'm saying, if you find a diamond, I'd hope it would be worth like $250,000.
But I think we send lunchbox down to mine.
How long do you want to go, just one 24-hour period?
Yeah, I mean, I think I figure if 24 hours I can find a diamond, right?
Everybody seems to be doing it real quick.
They're there, boom, got a diamond, and they make the news.
No, they're bittur-d-de-d-da-d-l.
Yeah, yeah.
See what the distance is from our studio to Murphysboro, Arkansas, Mike.
Because I do think you could go down mine all day during the show.
We check in with him.
We see if he's rich.
It's basically a seven-hour drive.
Okay.
Scoob, I think we should send lunchbox down.
I think we should definitely do it.
We'll look at the logistics of it and make it happen.
Maybe we get with Hyundai.
Ooh.
That'd be awesome.
Maybe if we have a vehicle, we could use that.
He can use my Palisade.
Totally.
They pay for room and gas and lock it all up.
I like it.
Now we just crowbar Hyundai into all sponsorships.
Let me go over and talk to Larissa in Texas.
Yes, I called in because I heard about lunchbox writing letters to celebrities.
And I actually have an eight-year-old who did exactly that.
He wrote a letter.
It's been about five.
every six months. And, you know, we go and check the mail. He's just like, hey, mom, you know,
it's been about a week. Let's go and check the mail. So he wrote the letter and it's kind of like
expecting a response. And so a coworker of mine suggested, you know, like, hey, it's been
quite a bit of time. You should probably just like write a simple letter back and do something
cool for him. And I'm like, but that's not true. Like I'm just trying to decide.
if I should actually do that or not.
If you should write a letter yourself as the celebrity he wrote to?
Exactly, yes.
I have no problem with it because he's how old eight, if he was 14 maybe.
I think as a second grader, though, can you tell us who the celebrity is he wrote to?
Yes, so he wrote it to Tom Holland because, you know, Tom Holland plays Spider-Man, you know, anyway, no response.
How do we feel about her writing a letter back to her eight-year-old as Spider-Man?
I mean, I think sometimes his parents, we just got to do stuff like that.
But eventually at some point in his life, you'll have to come cling to it.
It'll be a funny story later.
I think it's tough because you don't want to lie to your kid, right?
The question is how annoying is he about it?
If he won't stop and he's always like, let's go check.
Maybe you do, Eddie?
I think it's fine, man.
We do it all the time.
Just say, yeah, here's a letter.
Look, you wrote back, yeah.
But then Amy's right.
Eventually, you're going to be like, okay, remember that letter?
That's a funny memory, right?
Right, right.
Then we all laugh about it.
Yes.
Okay.
We co-signed Larissa with you writing a letter back at Spider-Man.
Okay, like with this like an autograph picture or just like a letter.
Hey, go big, right?
Go big.
Yeah.
I mean, you might as well have your uncle call at Spider-Man too.
Hey, it's Tom Holland.
Just fake him out completely.
Yeah.
I would just send a letter.
Maybe not an autograph picture.
And then you just have to be prepared to live with yourself every time he gets excited
and tells someone that Spider-Man wrote him a letter.
You just have to be like, yep.
Yep, you sure did.
Just go with it
Just go along
Okay
Yeah yeah yeah
All right Larissa
Thank you
Have a great day
Okay
I appreciate it y'all too
You're welcome bye bye
Bye bye
Here are your top songs
In country music this week
At number three
Dirk's Bentley
Gone
How do you guys feel about that one
I like it
It took a minute
For me to start
Like I'm just now
Starting to go
All right
Still growing on me a little bit
Yeah
Yeah no I get it
Amy's like
Convincing me with their hands
Well, this is the part where he kind of like
Yeah
It's almost there for me
It's very different for a Dirk song
I felt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I didn't think it would be top three yet
But I'm just now starting to like it a little bit
Number two, Luke Combs
Forever After All
Thoughts on that one?
I like it.
It's great, right?
It's really good.
Yeah.
And then number one, I mean, this song is a jam
Nobody, nobody, nobody.
Nobody, nobody.
That's Dylan Scott, and we asked him, we said,
Hey, what's up with this song?
He goes, you know, it was such a simple song.
We can't believe it's, you know, doing what it's doing.
Sometimes being simple is the best.
That's right.
It's jam.
Nobody, nobody, nobody.
That's a good one.
And I guess we should point out, we like all three songs in the top three.
Yeah, love Luke Combs.
Really like the Dylan Scott song.
I'm still getting there on Darks Bentley.
Okay.
That's a good three.
Sometimes they're a top three.
songs, and we're like, how have these songs even played on the radio?
Exactly.
But, yeah, it's a pretty good one.
Number one pop song, you want to guess it?
Is it still peaches?
It's still peaches, yeah.
I got my peaches out in Georgia.
Oh, yeah.
I get my from California.
That's a good one, though.
It comes on.
They play that in the cycling class that we go to?
I start to feel it a little bit.
I'm like, yeah, my leg go a little faster.
Time for the Bobby feud.
It's like Family Feud,
except with a host who you don't like as much as Steve Harvey.
That's right.
That's me, friends.
All right, here we go. Amy won last week in the Mike and Michael's game.
Wasn't much of a competition.
That was a tough one.
They surveyed 2,000 Americans in ass.
Named something you'd buy in a dozen.
These are all things you'd get in packs of 12.
All things in packs of 12.
All right, Amy, you're the winner. You go first.
Okay, uh, eggs.
All right?
Wow.
You know, I don't think I ever would have guessed eggs.
I'd never guessed eggs.
It's great, I got on my list.
It's great, Amy.
Yeah, and there's 12 in a carton.
Show me eggs!
It was number four.
You get four points.
Good job.
A beer.
A 12 pack of beer.
That one I would have got.
Show me beer.
Number one answer.
No, I mean, they call it a...
I feel like, well, the baker's dozen is actually 13,
but I feel like if you're...
I'm going to...
Cupcakes.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Show me cupcakes.
I'm sorry, Amy.
On the board with five points, though.
Lunchbox, the question is,
things you get in packs of 12.
Yeah.
Coke.
Show me Coke.
So did pop.
Number two.
Yeah.
When I worked at Dunkin' Donuts, people roll up to the drive-thune.
They say, give me a dozen donuts.
Show me the donuts.
Number three.
Lunchbox now has five points.
He's tied it up.
Ooh.
All right.
There are still six answers on the board.
Pulled 2,000 Americans, something you buy in a dozen.
In a dozen.
Well, I mean, I don't know how many come in this because I don't buy them because I don't like them.
But hot dogs, because there's only eight buns in a pack.
And then there's not enough buns for the hot dogs.
Okay.
Show me hot dogs.
Yeah.
That's good lunch.
At number seven was hot dogs.
Wow.
All right, something you'd buy in a pack of 12 lunchbox.
Man, oh gosh, now I'm in trouble.
Well, whenever I go to B-dubs, you get a dozen wings.
Give me wings.
That's not bad.
Show me wings.
The lunchbox leaves this round with 12 points.
Eddie, over to you.
All right, I'm in trouble because there's not a lot on my list.
But I'm going to go with when you go down the paper aisle, you got paper plates and toilet paper and paper towels.
There's definitely a pack of paper towels that come in 12, so give me paper towels.
or toilet paper.
Show me paper towels or the same thing.
Show me paper towels or toilet paper.
Yeah!
At number eight.
That's what I'm talking about.
Now I'm in trouble.
Wow.
One, two.
There are four answers left on the board.
Recently, I went to the grocery store and I was looking for allergy medicine.
And I feel like they come in 24s and 12.
Show me allergy medicine.
Come on.
You weren't even walking on the right track, so I cut that off.
I cut that crap immediately.
I appreciate that.
Not letting them ramble on that one.
All right.
Amy, back over to you.
I don't want to give up on my bakers, so I'm going to go with rolls.
Show me a dozen.
Rolls.
I'm only doing three rounds.
I made that roll up.
Yeah, good.
Lunchbox.
Yeah, guys.
When you go to the baker shop and you want to order someone some cookies.
The baker shop or the bakery.
Yeah, the baker shop.
You say, I want to send Bobby a dozen cookies, chocolate chip preferably.
So give me cookies.
Show lunchbox.
Cookies!
Oh, man.
Wow.
For six points.
Lunchbox is big time in the lead with 18 points.
Lunchbox?
Oh, yeah.
And then...
Now you're in trouble.
Yeah, now I'm in trouble.
Now I'm in trouble.
Yeah.
You know, you go to the drive-thru and McDonald's...
Everything's you go to.
You know?
You go to the drive-thru at McDonald's.
You know what I mean?
And your kid wants nuggets.
So give me 12 nuggets.
Oh, that's really good.
12 nugs.
Show me.
Okay.
I thought it was good too.
Eddie, thank you.
Eddie?
Well, that was good.
End around two here.
Bones, I'm thinking something you put on your feet like socks.
They come in pack of 12s.
What?
Sox.
I have that.
I think it's good.
Show me.
Sox!
Yeah!
No, you laughed at me.
No, I just never bought 12 pack of socks.
Wow.
Eddie has tied it up.
Okay, now I'm in trouble.
There are only two answers left on the board.
A pack of 12.
Oh!
I can't believe you guys have got this many.
I thought this would be over quick.
Go ahead.
Okay, okay.
I've never bought this before in my life, but I see them behind the shelf at convenience stores.
Give me a carton of cigarettes.
Show me a carton of cigarettes.
All right, final round, guys.
Right now, Eddie and Lunchbox have 18 points each.
Amy, you can still win if you get both.
of these. Okay. A dozen.
Underware? A dozen underwear.
Just like the socks.
Man, it's kind of a good...
No, my kids, I buy little packs at Target and there's 12 in there.
Maybe you can't win. Lunchbox. You're tied up with Eddie. You need one of these. A dozen.
Oh my gosh, guys. Oh my gosh. How do you not know this? Because you don't do this for your wife, Eddie.
You don't do it. Roses dozen flowers.
Oh, yeah.
Show me a dozen roses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You deserve it.
Yeah.
At number five.
Who loves their wife?
I do.
I don't ever buy her flowers.
So Lunchbox, you're now taking a lead.
If you get this, you win, or Eddie has a chance to win.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What else do you send somebody?
You guys did great at this category.
I am shocked that I've gotten this many.
They just come to your head sometimes when you're talking it out, Bobby.
And I'm trying to think where the last time I was,
I bought a dozen a seven.
something. Oh man.
You know, you go down the
baby aisle and your baby
poops in the diaper, you need some diapers.
They come in a dozen. Give me a dozen diapers.
No way. It comes way more than that.
Show me a dozen diapers.
Eddie, it all comes down to this. You get this
right, you win. You miss this,
you lose. How many is this one worth?
It's worth nine points.
Oh, boy. You have a five point lead.
So it's the number nine answer on the board.
I feel like this. Survey 2,000 Americans.
They said, name something you buy in a
dozen.
Dang.
This is tough.
But the only thing that's in my head right now
is disposable cups.
I feel like you're having a party
and you just need 12
disposable cups, like Red Solo cups.
Give me 12 disposable
Cups, Bones.
For the win.
For the championship.
Come on.
Something that comes in a dozen.
Come on, Toby Keith.
Show me a dozen.
Red Solo Cup. Let's go!
Mommy started smiling and I started getting sad.
I started getting real sad.
Before we give him his winner's song,
the number nine answer,
and we'll get the ding after he say it here,
a dozen pins or pencils.
Oh, yeah.
But there he is.
Lunchbox is our winner today in the Monday,
and they stay there!
And they stay there!
Let's do it a dozen times.
No, no, no.
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All right, here's Matt who left to voicemail last night.
Morning studio for egg store and gets fitted.
Vaseline and or some body glide.
Your armpits in between your legs anywhere you might chase.
But band-aids over your nipple.
I've run over 60 marathon,
but the first time your nipples get rubbed on, you go to shower.
There's a lot of baseline and band-aid.
Shafing?
Mm-hmm.
I'm just walking, guys.
I'm not running a marathon.
You're walking a lot.
We walk in from West Virginia down to Tennessee.
Band-aids on my nipples?
I have them on now.
Sometimes the show gets a little rigorous for me.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So I feel like Amazon is probably a pretty cool place to work,
and they installed Zen booths in their warehouses,
which are little tiny rooms about the size of a porter potty or so,
where they can go in and watch videos on mindful meditation if they're feeling overwhelmed.
The company put it up on Twitter,
and for whatever reason, people were responding.
oh, you created crying booths.
So they've since removed it
because they don't want that stigma
attached to these boots,
but they watch Amazon
videos while they're in there.
I saw it.
I saw when they put them up last week.
And I was like, are you kidding me?
You're overworking these folks
and this is what you give them.
Oh, were they overworked?
Yes, that's always been the thing
about the warehouses at Amazon.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Are people that overwork, P&M bottles and stuff.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
I just looked at it.
I was like, well, they're going to use this as a bathroom.
Like somebody's not going to be able to get
somewhere in time. They're going to pee in the little Amazon booth.
Amazon. But they, yeah, they were getting roasted pretty
bad, so they took it down. Oh, okay. Well, I must have missed that part.
I thought they just took it down because they were getting called crying boots.
And I was like, man, we need a Zen booth here.
Okay, so the cicadas. They are...
Never coming, Ray. The cicadas are never coming.
That's what we hope that we don't get affected by them. I was just giving you guys a
no. You were telling us we're all going to die. We were going to walk outside and
breathe in and someone's going to go on our throat.
I want to be wrong. No, you don't.
You don't.
They are in certain parts and people are having to deal with them.
And here's the deal.
Heads up.
If cicadas over hydrate, they have to expel liquid from their body.
It's like they're peeing, but it's not pee.
So just heads up, a guy in D.C. got it on video.
And it's a solid stream of liquid.
So experts say that they're more likely to do this on really hot days.
And if you walk under a tree full of cicadas, there's a decent chance that you're going to get wet.
That sounds like humans.
If we overhydrate, and we're up in a tree, we'll probably pee down.
To expel liquid.
Very similar to us.
All right, what else?
Well, it's just kind of funny to hear sometimes when artists reflect back on their music
and maybe what songs they were or weren't going to record.
And Blake Shelton came out and was talking about Austin, which is such a good song.
And he sang when he first heard it, he thought it was just super cheesy.
And he didn't even want to cut the song.
Why do you think it was cheesy?
What am I missing here?
Why?
Why did Blake think it was cheesy?
He just said the lyrics, like he said, God, this guy is so desperate.
Let it go.
dude, it's been a year. You're still putting this on your answering machine? What are you doing?
So he just felt like it was dumb. He didn't mention that mullet.
He only mentioned the lyrics. He didn't mention that mullet. That was my point.
What was cheesy about that song? Let's compare it to the mullet.
Yeah, that's a good point. So I'm glad he ended up recording it because it's awesome song.
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay home is something good.
Mont Roberts is the Saginaw Public School Superintendent, and he wanted to do something
cool for the seniors. He's like they've had a rough year. Money's tight. Proms coming up.
How can I make prom easier on them? So he went in there, looked at the budget, and he paid
for half the proms for the entire school district. What do you mean half the proms?
So that way that he paid for half like the decorations, so prom tickets wouldn't be as expensive
and all the students could afford to go. Oh, got it. So he took the budget and said,
here, we're not going to do this to the school. We're not going to put a new, you know,
fountain, we're going to send them to prom.
It goes, it was awesome to see them all dancing
and enjoying themselves.
What they needed that fountain, though.
I mean, that fountain is cool.
I mean, because they would get money because people would throw coins in there saying,
I hope I get an A on this test.
I was thinking of a water fountain.
What kind of fancy school has got a fountain with a, like, psh.
I was thinking of a chocolate fountain, but, oh,
that's something I do not want to be a part of these days.
I never, listen.
Yummy.
Golden Corral, dude.
Come on.
Oh, that's just a weird thing.
If everyone has access to it, I kind of check.
check out when it comes to food. I like mine to be made for me by the cook, right up by the waiter.
So there's not going to be a chocolate fountain at your wedding?
No. If there is, I won't be eating out of it. That's a good story. That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
And I hope you guys are good. Thank you for leaving voicemails all throughout the day and night.
This is Yvonne from New Mexico.
Hey, Bobby. We just watched Breaking Bobby Bones. It was really good. And we can hardly wait for
season number two along with the rest of the season one.
And it's all nice you gave all those folks
the stuff he did when you were there.
Thanks, bye.
I don't know if we get to do a season number two.
And we have 14 more episodes of season one to come out.
When will they make a decision on?
I don't know.
Maybe not until season's over.
Maybe never.
Oh, man.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
Imagine being me.
Like, oh, ho.
Everybody that was working on the show before it aired
was like, all right, good luck.
Instead of being like, all right, we're excited for everybody to see it.
It was like, oh boy, good luck.
Let's do it.
Here is one more voicemail about that.
Hey, Bobby.
Just watched both episodes of Breaking Bobby Bones.
You've rocked it.
Man, I can't wait to see what else you got going on.
Have a good day.
Thank you very much.
You can watch.
Just go over to the Nat Geo app.
You can watch them.
They'll be on Disney Plus in a few weeks.
That's what's up.
Thank you for the support, everybody.
Over to Amy now with the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny.
Which Disney Princess spends most.
Most of her day on dating apps.
Which Disney princess spends most of her day on dating apps?
Tenderella.
Tenderella.
That was the morning corny.
When you look at Amy yourself and your husband, and I'll compare Caitlin and myself,
who is more attractive physically?
I don't know.
Oh, well, I'll answer.
She is.
Caitlin's far more attractive than I am.
A new U-Gov poll reveals 40,000.
37% of Americans feel they and their partner are equally as attractive.
Now, I do not feel we're equally attractive.
I do feel like I am ugly and she is pretty.
That's correct.
Eddie, you and your wife?
Oh, my wife, for sure.
I'm not good looking at all.
I'd agree with that too, and I think we're funny.
Yeah.
And because we're funny, we are able to play up hotter people.
I agree. 100%.
Yeah.
See, now I'm curious what Caitlin and your wife would say because I was sitting here thinking,
I don't know, we're equal.
So I feel like, both the guys here are like, oh, yeah, married up, married up.
My husband better say that.
I mean, your husband's a good looking, though, Amy.
Good looking dude.
Yeah, I think you guys are pretty equal, though.
What do you say?
Yeah, if I had to pick one, yeah, I'd go equal.
But, Amy, what would you say about Caitlin and I?
Be honest.
Yeah.
Be honest.
Okay.
I'm ready to be hurt.
Come on, I'm ready to be hurt.
It's not being hurt.
Come on.
You already said it.
Hit me with it.
She's, you marry.
How do you say it?
She's hotter.
You're marrying up.
Overall, 25% of people think their partners
more attractive than them. I'm one of those. Eddie's one of those.
Sure. Only 14% of people think they are more attractive than their partner. I would imagine,
I'm just speculating here. Lunchbox, do you feel like when you and your wife are looked at
that you're- Everybody sees me as the better looking in the couple? Yes, when they see us walking
together, anywhere together, out to dinner, they're like, dang, that dude's better looking than
his wife. Absolutely. I mean, my wife's hot, but she's not as hot as me. Where did you put you
on the scale of one to ten?
He didn't even let you finish.
Okay.
No hesitation.
And then she's a...
Probably seven and a half, eight.
You think you're a ten...
I just don't think a ten exists.
I've often said ten is the mark we set
that no one can get to and you compare it to it.
Ooh, Brad Pitt.
Because nothing's perfect, because nothing's perfect, right?
Right.
You think you're a ten, though?
Yeah.
I think people see me like, dang, that's the whole package.
Do you find women just throwing themselves at you?
All the time.
All the time.
Anywhere you go, women are looking like, dang, yeah.
But is that them throwing themselves?
Yeah, like the other day I was at the grocery store
and I was looking for graham crackers
just walking down the aisle
and this girl's coming with her car
and she's probably 21
and I moved to the left
so she moves to the left
and I moved to the right
she moves the right
like she was trying to do this.
That's called just trying to get out of the way
that happens all the time.
She was trying to do this like
oh I'm trying to get out of the way
but I'm kind of flirting with you
like song and dance
like we're dancing in the aisle
and I'm like
yo girl I got two kids in the car
I got to go
you left him in the car
why you went to get a garage store
my wife was in your wife
Oh you forgot to mention that
I got two kids and a pregnant wife in the car.
What do you think would have happened had you said, hey, how's it going?
Oh, she would have given the number, no problem.
What?
Absolutely.
Dude, she doesn't song and dance three times left, right, left, right if she's not trying to get my attention.
A 21-year-old?
Yeah.
That's not happening.
So you find women are always looking for an opening to get in.
Yes.
They always want to find a way to talk to me and hope that I'm open to their advances.
Do you wear a wedding ring?
No.
You don't wear a wedding ring.
No.
Why?
I'm just not used I don't wear jewelry it's not comfortable I mean like I'll wear one like to a big event like if we're going somewhere but no on a normal day basis never we go out to dinner no and you think that's why women are just eyeballing yes no like dang that dude is available and he is a 10 let's get with that huh let's get with that
wow interesting I never heard a girl say that before me let's get with that you think you're like a piece of meat to them yes and that's the problem is they see me as a piece of meat and they don't treat me like a human sometimes oh no oh dang all right there's a trend
on TikTok where if you put mustard on top of a watermelon it's supposedly really good and people haven't done this right they're like you should do it it's brand new here is the video
watermelon and yellow mustard trust me on this it is so good grab yourself a juicy watermelon cut that baby up juicy get yourself some french's yellow mustard it has to be frenches pour that sucker on and cheers it's so tangy it's so viney and it matches so well with the
watermelon sweet juiceness. Trust me, this is so good. He's trying to sell it too much for me to believe it.
French's got to be Frenches. So I have the wheel here.
There it is. We'll spin it and there's a whole you have to eat the whole piece over there.
Oh gosh. They're all cut into squares, you gotta eat the whole square, okay? Okay, so if it lands on your name you lose? That's it. Oh no. If it lands on your name you eat the watermelon mustard.
Huh? Here we go. Let's spin the wheel!
Oh my god
I do not want mustard
I do not like mustard
Come on,
Is it land on us?
Oh no
Oh no
Oh yeah
Yeah!
Didn't she lose the other one?
She did
It ended up being good
She said it was like a
The durian, yeah
The world's stinkiest fruit
Yep
All right Morgan
If you'll walk up to that microphone
Uh-huh
He promised it was good
In that clip
Yes he did
And we got French's mustard
It has to be French's
Yeah
I have to eat all this right
One big square.
Oh, that was disgusting.
She's picking one up.
I'll eat the big one.
There she is.
Go for it.
It's all the way in her mouth.
It's juicy, like he said.
She's chewing it.
She's about to lay it down.
Okay, it's really good.
What?
Let me try it.
Because to me, I didn't mind.
Wait, but you didn't lose the spin.
But this was the only one that I didn't mind if it landed on me and it didn't land on me.
Yeah, it has a perfect mixture of like the tank.
and eat in the sweet, like you said, like it goes really
oddly well together. Maybe this guy's
telling the truth. He didn't sound that
believable. Okay. It's good, huh?
Yeah, it's good. You got a lot of mustard on that one.
Do you like it?
It's pretty good. Really?
Oh! Oh!
Actually, I love mustard.
And I like watermelon. It works, huh? Yeah, it tastes
like, it's sweet and salty, and then it has, like, the kick of the
little twang. Tang.
Whatever.
The tang.
It's pretty good.
I guess I'll try one a little bit.
See?
Not everything's a lie.
Yeah, all right, TikTok.
You're going to walk it around.
Oh, well then.
Come on, give me one.
I don't like mustard.
I mean, I don't like mustard either, but I'm intrigued.
Thank you.
Guys.
Go ahead.
This is not bad.
Yeah.
It's almost like you taste the mustard.
You're like, ooh, this is going to be too much.
But then the watermelon just cancels that mustard out.
It's delicious.
I think Amy put a whole rind in her mouth, too.
So I think we've all settled that it actually
pretty good. Thoughts, Amy?
I feel like a restaurant could add that to like their
appetizer menu and charge a lot of money
and be like, this delicacy.
All right, there we have it. Okay. It wasn't
that gross. It was pretty good. It's pretty good.
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Ramundo said once he got married,
his credit score improved over 100 points.
Is that true?
Yeah, my wife got on the financials and she absolutely killed it. I stopped gambling all together.
And she taught me that you actually was supposed to save your paycheck and not just try and spend it every time.
Okay.
Well, there's also other things as well. I was able to write some of my credit cards and they can actually drop late fees that you've had because they report that to credit agencies.
And so you can write them a letter, which I did, do about five different credit cards.
And a couple of them did actually take off those demerits is what they're called.
And they just removed them all together. So my credit score ended up.
being about over 100 points within five months.
So Ramundo's an audio producer.
How long have you been married now?
Five months.
Yeah, since the marriage.
And so she whipped you into shape.
Yeah, absolutely.
Just one summer, boom.
Look at me now.
What was your credit score?
I was touching upper fours.
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
As an adult man in his mid-30s.
What's good?
Six, 700?
Right?
Wouldn't you say?
I think, yeah,
700 something.
Pull up the scale of credit scores, Mike, and we can just actually, if you ask me, that's what I say.
I've been, because I've been broke my whole life, I've only ever paid cash for stuff and just had crappy stuff.
And so my credit's always been great because I never took out credit cards.
I was just scared to always owe people.
Smart.
And my meters off a little bit because I always thought 700 was like A plus.
Is it 800?
Mm-hmm.
So bad is 300 to 629.
And Ray was in that mix.
It wasn't 300.
I was middle of bad
Fair is 630 to 689
Oh that's a small window to be fair man
Come on
Well good is 690 to 719
And then excellent is 720 to 850
Do you know yours?
No I don't know how to look
Type your social into Google
Seriously?
No don't do it
No don't do that
But you were in 400s
I can't imagine you would get any credit card
For any sort of decent rate
I just never knew that it affected it if you didn't pay stuff on time.
I just let a lot of stuff just go.
I wasn't feeling like paying it, so I didn't pay it.
Why did you have five credit cards?
Just using them?
Then I didn't have to use, I mean, why not have five credit cards?
If they allow me to have credit limits, why not take another one out?
That's exactly how people get in trouble.
Why not?
And they're right, man, why you got five credit cards?
Heck man, why not?
What is they say?
Well, I just also, too, since Ray's showing, he knows a lot about numbers.
You've been married, I think like eight months.
I just don't want you to miss your anniversary.
Thanks, girl.
Good call, Amy.
Yeah, I got you.
All right, Ray, thanks for that PSA, though.
You can write, Ray says you can write the credit cards, a letter.
Like, dear.
How do you do that?
Credit card.
Just explain that you're trying to get a house.
You're trying to get a good mortgage.
So you're saying, hey, will you please remove some of those late demerits that I had on my account?
And they will.
Like an email or actual hand-written note?
It will.
It can't be handwritten.
Well, not that.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
So you get your quill.
You dip it in ink.
Okay, Ray, thank you, buddy.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A chance meeting at work led two co-workers to unite their families forever.
Susan Ellis and Tia Wimbush worked together in the IT department at Children's Health Care of Atlanta.
And one day, fall 2019, they learned that both of their husbands went into kidney failure,
days apart and both their husbands needed kidney transplants.
Unfortunately, neither wife was a match for their own husband.
Susan went on to a donor chain hoping it would lead her to a kidney.
That fell through.
She ran into tea in the bathroom and the bathroom at work.
They were catching up.
They were talking about the donor process.
Where do you think the story's going?
Oh, I'm thinking that they were the matches for the opposite.
Like the each one, yeah.
They both matched for each other's husband.
That's crazy.
The coworkers realized they were both donor matches for that other person's husband.
This is insane in the most wonderful way.
They set up the transplants in March of this year.
Tia donated a kidney to Susan's husband, Lance.
Susan donated a kidney to Tia's husband Rodney.
Cool.
Great story.
What happens, you know, because the story says they're friends forever.
What happens if they start to hate each other?
You can't get it back, but do you feel like you always have to like invite them over for a Christmas dinner?
I feel like there always is some sort of a bond.
Yeah.
I kind of was like, you know, now that.
Other person has a part of you, and then what if they swap?
Okay, Amy went next level.
Amy went next level where the...
I don't know.
It is such a good story, and the fact they were able to figure it out,
and then they both happened to match the other one.
What would have stunk was if only one out of them would have.
Because they would have for sure given it,
and the other one sitting there twiddling her thumb point for a kidney.
What are the odds of that?
It's crazy.
That's a great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Let's go over and talk to Adam in Illinois, who's on the phone right now.
Adam, thank you for calling.
I hear you have some pretty cool news to share with us.
Wasn't actually expected to get on.
So my birthday was May 31st, Memorial Day this year, landed on.
First, my mother-in-law was going to buy me some shorts that I like.
I'm very picky, picky.
She's like, you know, oh, Adam does scratch-offs every once in a while.
We'll go to, you know, get them some scratch-off tickets.
So she bought me $10, $5 scratch off ticket.
Set it aside.
We got to a much later in the day.
My wife and I scratching it.
You know, what's what.
Right.
My wife scratches it.
She's like, capping on me.
It's $250.
Amazing.
Happy birthday.
On a $5 scratch off?
A $5 scratch off, yeah.
That's unbelievable.
So, wait, what are you doing right now?
I took the day off.
I worked in the,
will say automotive.
We're not telling a lot of, you know,
really not telling anybody about this.
I thought there was zero chance that I was going to get on.
And I only listen, you know,
I only listen to the podcast.
So, like, right now I'm listening.
You know, I got a young kids,
and I don't know.
I only listen to the podcast.
So, like, right now I'm listening to a try and getting on.
And then, yeah, I don't know.
It's all crazy.
But I took the day off.
I'm on my way to Springfield, Illinois.
That's the main place.
is the quickest place that can give me in.
I don't like having the ticket here.
I went somewhere yesterday, and my wife is like, you know, the house is going to get from fire.
Something's going to happen.
So I want to get this over with.
You know, I want to get it to them.
I want everything to be set and stone get done with.
And, you know, so I'm on my way now to, I guess, get it verified and go through all that work.
You know, I've never won more than, I think, $100 on a $2 scratch job.
But, you know, it happens.
You know, it's a good stuff.
So what did you tell your job that you were taking off work for?
Important, priority.
I didn't get in any details.
Told truth.
They were expecting me back today.
Did you sign the back of the ticket already?
I have second grade handwriting.
So my wife did everything, you know, you print it,
and then I did all the signatures.
But we went through and found all the forms you need.
And, you know, my signature, of course.
I wasn't able to sleep two nights ago.
And they were so exhausted yesterday.
I was lucky I was able to sleep, but you just constantly think about it.
Like, how did this happen?
You know, it's crazy.
You never think you're actually going to do that.
I think it was a one and one million five hundred.
Well, I can hear the excitement and the nervousness.
I'll ask this final question because I know you're driving, but I do hear you.
I'm on speakers, that's good.
But where did you keep the ticket as you were trying to sleep?
Like what safe spot did you put it?
My wife sucked.
I mean, it's random, you know, just we had other tickets.
I think out of those 10, we had $2.5 and a $10, you know, those are on the counter.
But, you know, we did, uh, yeah, she's, you know, doctor seemed to seem to be the safe bet, you know.
So yesterday we went out somewhere and my wife left the dryer on.
She's, and she starts freaking out.
She's like, well, you know, this would be the time that something happens.
So she gets on the ring camera and everything looked normal.
She's like, I guess the house isn't on fire.
Well, paranoia is setting in big time.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations, Adam.
That's awesome.
I'm glad you were able to get through.
And $250,000 just like the next day, you're just like, well, I just won $1,000.
Like, that is an insane feeling.
Congratulations, my friend.
Thank you guys so much.
I'll be there in about 20.
I'll be about an hour early.
You know, I'm early for everything.
I know you're big on that.
But, you know, I just want to make sure everything goes good and smooth.
Where do you have the ticket right now?
Just passengers, I see, you know.
Buckle back.
Just in the seat.
All right, Adam.
Be safe, bud.
Let us know.
Give us a call back in a few days if you can.
I'm curious to what the procedure is like when you get to that office.
There's somebody sitting at a desk like, yeah, number 32, and you walk up and you're like,
I want it.
I don't know.
I don't know what happens.
But let us know and be safe and we'll talk to you soon.
All right, dad.
I'll see you later, buddy.
Crazy.
You just scratching.
Amazing.
And imagine you're scratching on a holiday weekend.
Yeah.
You have to wait.
extra? Yeah, that's what he's all stressed out. Yeah, he's like, what do I do?
Wow, crazy. Thank you for that call. We'd love that. Let's go over now and get into the news.
Bobby's Big. Stories.
Well, speaking of the lottery, West Virginia is doing its own lottery for people who get vaccinated.
And I love that they're offering prizes that people actually want, like trucks and guns.
Right? Yeah.
Because who doesn't want more trucks and guns? Even me, I'll take a new one, either one of them.
during his Tuesday briefing, West Virginia Governor Jim Justice gave full details of West Virginia's new vaccine incentive program.
Two full four-year scholarships to any West Virginia institution for kids age 20 to 12 to 25.
You can win one of those.
Imagine that. You went full all the way through for two kids.
You can be 25 and go back to school if you win this.
Yeah, that's cool.
Two brand new custom-outfitted trucks are up for grabs.
Two 25 weekend getaways to West Virginia State Parks.
five lifetime hunting and fishing licenses,
five custom hunting rifles,
five custom hunting shotguns, and also $1 million.
I was talking to Arkansas Keith yesterday.
He's about to turn 65,
and he was like, I tell you what,
best thing about turning 65
is the last fishing license I ever have to buy
because when you get it at 65, it's a lifetime license.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, because he's like, I'm about to retire.
He doesn't, he's been working at the park
or at the mill his whole life, and so he doesn't need a lot of money to keep.
It's not like he lives some crazy life,
but he's like, I've been saving up, bought some gold bars like 15 years ago,
and he's like, I'm just going to retire and hunting fish all day.
That's a boy.
And I was like, good.
That's what you need to do.
He's been killing himself forever.
Also in the news, the hot new divorce trend is to hide money in cryptocurrency
so your spouse doesn't know about it.
But then how do you, okay, but you have to know about it or remember your passwords to get into it?
Well, sort of.
Like, I use a couple of different apps that I just goof around.
Like Robin Hood is an app I use.
There's also one called Coinbase.
You should just sign up.
You just put in 10 bucks if you want.
I'm sure they're doing something probably a little more sophisticated,
but you can buy this digital, this cryptocurrency,
and because it's not bank regulated, you can just put it there.
Problem is if it bottoms out or...
Yeah, that's what I'm...
I think we need to be like Keith and buy some gold.
Hide it in the closet.
Finally, a bobcat was seen in West Scranton High School.
and everybody freaked out.
And they were like, there's a bobcat in the school.
So everybody gets evacuated because there's a bobcat
in the building. Once everybody's gone,
they went and they found the bobcat.
Turns out it was a house cat. They've been missing for three months.
He's just a little fat.
But they found it. Yay.
Animal control officers had originally identified the animals of bobcat.
They notified the game commission.
It was trapped.
It was taken to Griffin Pond Animal Shelter.
But it had a microchip in it.
It was a kitty cat that somebody owned.
That's cool.
It turns out it's a clouded
Jack Cat, an exotic breed that resembles a bobcat.
Ray Mundo, you guys have a cat, but it's bigger than a normal cat, right?
Right, it's a bingo, but a bobcat is probably twice to three times the size of our cat.
But our cat isn't your normal house cat size.
But it's a what kind of, a bingo house cat?
Yeah.
Like a bingo tiger?
Yeah, I mean, there's ones that are closer to F1, F2, that are in zoos.
I mean, my cat is very close to probably be in the Nashville Zoo, but we haven't in our house.
You're always a little dramatic, Ray.
It's always like you turn it up to 13.
It is exotic looking.
It is.
But it's not almost at the zoo.
It's not that big.
It's not.
You can like carry it around.
The average price for a Bengal kitten is between $1,000 and $3,000.
Ooh.
Yeah!
Are you going to sell it?
Like, why would you cheer at that?
I mean, no, he's very old, so you can't make any money off him.
Several factors affect his prize, including the kitten's traits, what the breeder includes with the kitten.
And most importantly, the level of care.
Huh.
Who knew?
But they're...
They're house cats.
Just a fancy house cat.
Right.
Our cat escapes.
I mean, there's an article
going to be put out
in the 10 o'clock news about ours.
That's why we never let him outside, basically.
There is going to do?
I mean, it's a dangerous cat if it doesn't know people.
But there's not going to be.
No, because I never let him outside.
He only stays in confused.
Ray's walking me in circles here.
I followed what he was saying.
He's saying if he doesn't keep the cat.
I know.
That's a big word he missed out.
It's Ray.
All right, Ray Mundo.
I appreciate that.
We're having a little bit.
bit of dog issue. Did I talk about Eller?
So we have Stanley the Bulldog
who is two now, just had a second birthday.
We have Eller who we adopted.
Puppy, off the street,
and she's now gone into heat
at the house.
She did not get, we didn't get her fixed in time.
We went into heat a little earlier than normal.
So we had an appointment scheduled,
and she hit it before the appointment.
And so she's bleeding everywhere.
Do you have a diaper on her?
No, but we have her
room, there's a huge doggy door that connects
to outside that the yard's fenced in.
And we had some stuff on her.
But now it's just like sporadic, and she ate the diaper off every time.
Oh.
She can bend around.
So she just rips it off.
They make leather ones.
Not my mind like a leather diaper?
Well, that's what I just remember about my little dog when I was a kid.
She would go in heat, and we had this little leather thing.
We strapped on her and just changed a little hat out.
Well, so we're dealing with that now.
And when she gets up, we were talking to the vet.
And when she finishes heat, that's the term for it.
Yes, it is.
Then we will take her to get her fixed when she's back to normal.
But her and Stanley can't be around each other right now because of that.
But this morning, she had broken out of a room, and I saw her standing next to Stanley,
and she was just jumping over and back and forth, and that was it.
I was like, well, that's heat.
That's pretty awesome.
I can do that.
All right, that's the news.
Thank you.
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I saw that
Alanis Morissette did a cover of
On the Road again
and I was like oh boy do I even want to click this
because I don't want to be irritated
because I like Alanis Morseille
When I was a kid she's awesome
Oh yeah she's awesome
And so I was like oh boy here we go
And so I click it and it starts off a little piano
And I'm like all right I'm listening
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
Life I love is making music with my friends.
I'm like, okay, this is good.
I can't wait to get on the road again.
And then this happens here.
On the road again.
Willie joins us.
Yay!
Well, that helps.
Going places that I've never been.
Seeing things that I may never see again.
I can't wait to get on the road again.
We go down.
You're the best of friends.
and she's saying that the world keeps turning all the road again.
Good, huh?
It's beautiful.
Like, that's really nice.
Yeah.
It is really cool.
Surprisingly.
And almost maybe want to go back to sleep right there.
Yeah, it wrote down on the back of a bag on an airplane.
Like a napkin or something.
Like a vomit bag, that's what it is.
On an airplane with the guy who was doing the movie.
He's like, hey, write a song for the movie.
He's like, all right.
On the road again.
It's quick.
It's only like two minutes and 30 seconds.
Yeah, I love that.
But I don't think people, like, Morgan, do you know how good?
You're 27?
Yeah, 27.
When I say Alanis Morissette, does that do anything for you?
No, she has that one very iconic song that I can't even name, but I know she has one really
solid song.
I almost said it.
Well, she has, I mean, she was massive for like 10 years, but what song do you think of
when I say Alanis?
Like, what's the one song?
I think, isn't it called iconic?
Oh, okay, got it.
You said iconic.
I thought you literally meant like an iconic song.
Oh, yeah, but yeah, it is, right?
I mean, I know it's called iconic, but I think it's like her most iconic song.
It's close to iconic, but it's not iconic.
It's ironic.
Ironic.
She put out this record called Jagged Little Pill and it just shook everything up.
I mean, it was like, had like nine hits on it.
Do you know this one?
This is you ought to know.
You ever heard that one?
I don't know like the lyrics to it, but I think I've heard it in like a 90s movie or something.
That's what it sounds.
I don't know.
Okay, okay.
Let's try this one.
Do you know this may be one of my favorites?
Hand in my pocket.
Ever heard that?
Nope, never heard that one.
Oh, man.
Okay, okay, okay.
You ever heard you learn?
Ever heard that one?
Nope, never heard that one.
And they're all kind of fading together for me.
It does sound like a 90s TV show, though, for sure.
Oh, it's so good.
Dang.
I hate that for you, Morgan.
You got stuck with crappy music.
You didn't get the good stuff from our generation.
It says every person ever.
And says what you're going to say in 15.
years to the 27-year-olds?
I mean, when I was in junior high,
that did not come out of my CD player in my room.
That didn't?
Jagged Pill, yeah.
You never played Jagged Little Pill ever?
No, I said it didn't come out.
Oh, I thought you meant like the sound didn't come.
Did you?
Yeah.
I thought she was saying she'd never listen to it.
Me too.
What?
I knew every word to everything you just played.
I meant it didn't take it out.
It didn't stop playing?
Yes.
You didn't take it out of your room?
Like driving your car to do it?
I couldn't drive.
It's too young.
Oh.
Okay.
Anyway, you should get on that, Morgan.
Go back in.
You want me to listen to that album?
You know, I wonder if we get Atlanta's on the show, Scoo's Dee.
Wow.
Because she's announced a new tour.
I'll work on it.
Easy.
Who is on our Mount Rushmore of guests?
Like, I like to go over this sometimes that we haven't got it.
So it's Hulk Hogan.
He's one of them, yeah.
Okay, hold, let me see if I figure this out.
We have four guests we've been trying to get that we haven't been able to get.
Tina Turner was another one.
Hulk, Tina.
Post Malone.
Post Malone, yeah.
And Taylor.
Who's?
One more.
Vanessa Carlton.
Nice.
It's so random, but okay.
This is the one.
Yes.
A random but all obtainable, but yeah.
Our Mount Rushmore of guests we've not gotten, we've tried.
Our Holkogen, wrestler, Tina Turner, singer, post Malone, rapper, singer, hybrid, and Vanessa Carlton.
Who's the hardest out of those four?
Probably Tina Turner because she's old now and she's not doing anything.
The legend.
She lives in Switzerland.
No, that's a problem.
I saw her doing some interviews in other places, but I guess she just only, you know, picked and chose.
But Scuba, outside of Tina Turner, how do we not have Hulk Hogan or Vanessa Carlton?
We have a connection with Hulk Hogan that was an ass put out for it because they had a whole WrestleMania a couple weeks ago,
but they just never came through and never came to fruition.
My mind's blown.
We can't get Holkogen on.
And Post Malone denied us three different times.
That I get.
He's too cool for him.
We have to wait for him to fail a couple times and want to put out a country song and then he comes back around like other artists do.
They're like, well, this career is not working.
Okay.
Yeah, and Vanessa was said, but something happened.
Yeah.
That's our, if anyone can help us book those guests, there's a $100 reward.
Oh, wow.
That's right. That's right.
On the phone is Cody in North Carolina.
Cody, what is happening, my friend?
How's going?
Good morning studio.
Morning.
So I just want to say, Bobby, I've been hearing y'all advertise the breaking Bobby Bones,
and I started watching it last night.
and I absolutely love it.
My favorite so far, season one, episode two,
what you did for that scrap yard getting in that truck
and that new sign, man, really touched me.
I started working when I was 13 years old,
and I know what it's like.
I'm 25 now.
I've got two girls, and I work every day nonstop.
I'm a truck driver.
And I just want to say what you did for them couple
and gotten in that flat band and that sign, man,
was very hard touching.
Oh, man, I appreciate that.
You know, yesterday I was nervous because I was like,
I want to know the ratings of the show, but it's not like it used to be back, apparently back in the day.
When you wake up the morning and you call a phone number and there'd be the ratings there.
Now, sure, they're looking at ratings from what happened overnight, but they're also watching streams for three days, for five days.
It's just more than overnight.
But a big part of it's called the overnights.
And I'm like, oh, great.
Usually they don't have them to early afternoon.
And so early afternoon comes and nobody calls me.
And I'm like, I've got my own personal boundaries.
I'm like, I'm not calling anybody to ask for any ratings.
info because I'm just going to live my life and when it comes it comes and I'm bad at this
because I need to know and so one o'clock comes nothing I'm watching every time anyone calls
him like oh ratings oh crap Caitlin when usually when usually I'm just pump she's calling me for
the reason I'm like oh man and so two o'clock three o'clock so finally I'm like I have to go back
I have to go to the gym I have to do just go get to get my mind off of this so I go work out and I
I know when I finish working out, I'm going to have that call on my phone.
This is missed call.
And I go over at like 5 o'clock, look at it.
No missed call from anybody.
And I'm just like, I don't know what to...
So now I've started to put into my head...
Well, this is a worst-case scenario.
They just don't want to call and tell me
because they know I'm going to burn everything down.
I'm just going to get upset, sad, quit, everything.
But they're still waiting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
Well, so in my head, so it's all worst-case scenario.
So finally, I hit one of the guys on my team, and I was like, hey, it was like 7 o'clock.
I said, are you around?
I had totally jumped the boundary.
And I was like, and so he goes, hey, we're actually on the phone right now with Nat Geo.
We're calling in a few minutes.
Because Nat Geo guy was California West Coast.
And so they call and two people that work with me and then one Nat Geo guy on the phone who I've gotten quite close with, named Terry.
And I'm like, they're like, hey, Bobby, you there?
And I was like, yeah, is this like an intervention?
Like, all three of you are on the phone?
And they were like, hey, listen, it's been,
and they were just, they just started to mess with me.
And they're like, listen, we just want to preface.
And I'm like, either it's going to be really bad or really good
because they're just messing with me.
And so they were like, it's extremely early,
but the overnights were fantastic.
Like, better than we would have ever imagined.
The ratings were huge for the super early numbers that we have.
They're like, we can't do anything yet right now
because we got the three-day numbers we're waiting for.
We've only been through like 18 hours, you know?
But they're like, we're on pace to do what?
So I'm like, yeah, but then I'm still like,
well, now we got away for three days.
And so it was great news.
I'm very appreciative to everybody who watched the show.
And if you want to watch now on like the Nat Geo app or their website or that helps too.
But I'm just proud of the show.
And we got great news yesterday.
And we're just kind of looking forward to this next Sunday.
Hope people watch.
It's on Sundays now at.
10, 9 central.
I'm a stunt person.
I'm a stunt performer.
I'm a lot myself on fire,
which was nuts.
And then I'm doing
like huge jackhammer demolition.
So,
that being said,
I got great news yesterday
and we're just hoping
the news continues to pile up.
Yeah, so you have,
what, six or seven-ish more weeks of you?
Seven more weeks.
Seven more weeks?
Well, no.
The premiere was the big one.
Okay.
I'm looking out for like your mental health.
Oh, it'll be terrible.
But I'm happy for it to be terrible, right?
I've worked really hard to be this mentally unstable about ratings.
That's a great thing.
So thank you guys.
Just appreciate you.
And if you can watch it on stream it today, even, that would be awesome.
And Cody, thank you.
And everybody, thank you.
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let's go over and talk to brittany who's in arkansas
Brittany we appreciate your call and what's going on with you
how are you doing pretty good can it help you
okay i know it's crazy um so i'm doing a teddy bear vacation
with my daughter the teddy bear has a facebook
and i did it when i was little i send it to somebody they send it to somebody
and it just travels wherever it can travel to
and I'm set to send it to somebody in Nashville, what that I work with.
If I got a crazy idea, I'm like, oh, if I assumed it early,
I thought maybe you could take it to do something fun.
I know it sounds corny because it's a teddy bear,
and people will probably look at you funny, but, and then you can just,
you can post it on their social media, or you can mail it back to me,
mail the bear to somebody else, or mail it to one of the addresses on the list
that comes in the box of them to do.
Okay, we'll do it. I'll do it. Send it here. I'll take it to the Grand Ole Opry with me.
Oh, wow.
Cool. Oh my gosh. Okay. It's for my daughter. She'll be nine next month.
What if it's for her? She's like, you know, it's for me. I just something I do for fun.
Here's what we will do. I'll put you on hold. You can talk to Scoob of Steve. We'll get you the address to make you send it up here.
And I'll take it. I mean, I produce and host Opry on Circle Network, and I'll take it to the Grand Ole Opry with me. And I'll take it and mail it back.
Perfect.
You're going to make her so happy.
Yeah. Will you introduce the Bair or other artists?
everybody that's there.
I know I just introduced
them on the Opry stage
and then just let us sit there for a minute.
And here it is!
The bear!
And the crowd's like,
what are the crap?
Yeah, Brittany.
Stay on hold.
I'm more than happy to help you out.
I was reading this story about Matthew Perry.
I mean, the guy's just getting hit on every side now.
First of all,
he got paid $3 million to do the Friends reunion,
which is pretty cool.
But remember last week there was some girl
that was putting out a message he sent on a dating app
Remember because she matched with them.
We talked about it on the show.
And then he sent a message like, no, it's me, Matthew Perry.
And so that whole thing happened.
And I was like, that's not cool, that girl.
And she was like, he's creepy.
He's hitting on me on this app.
And I'm like, well, you're on the app.
That's what people do on apps.
They say, hi, let's go on dates, even though he's older.
And now he, apparently he and his fiancé have called it quits.
After he was outed for hitting up an 18-year-old on a dating app.
Oh.
There's no word of that.
If there's no word
if that had anything to do with it,
I didn't even know he was engaged.
The friend star has called off his engagement
to the literary manager.
Perry 51.
Ooh, man, he's been through a lot.
He does look a little older than 51.
Yeah.
He had been through a lot.
And Hurwitz 29 began dating in 2018
and got engaged.
And, well, that stinks.
It seems like as things was getting better for him,
now things are kind of going back down again.
Been through a lot, man.
I saw that.
I did see, too, that mayor of East Town.
We watched a little more of it last night.
It's the most watched episode of any HBO original series on HBO.
The whole finale?
The finale, but the whole series.
Wow. Okay.
I have it.
Beating out the undoing, which was great with Nicole Kidman.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Really good.
And the flight attendant, which was good.
So it beat out both of those.
And we were just on, you know how you search for a show and you can never find a show?
Yeah.
There are 10,000 shows.
and you can't find one because you're like, I don't know.
That front picture doesn't look like it's going to entertain me.
That picture.
And so we're flipping, we looked at Netflix and we have Amazon Prime and we have HBO Max.
And I got HBO Max mostly for the Fresh Prince reunion and then just kept it because there were some good stuff over there.
And so Caitlin's like, let's watch that mayor of East Town.
I like that, that Titanic woman.
Kate Winslet.
Oh, yeah.
And we were like, I don't know, I never heard of it.
Put it on.
And dang, was she not right?
She picked the right picture.
I never picked the right.
right picture. If I just pick one based off picture,
it's never any good. Yeah, that's hard. And if people
are searching for it, because, well, I haven't
gotten a chance to watch it yet, but I was just searching
for it, and I literally typed in
M-A-Y-O-R, because I thought you were saying mayor of
East Town, because that would make sense to me. It's a town, and there's a
mayor. And then I realized,
I guess her name is Mayor, M-A-R-E. So you're searching
like a horse. Yeah, because
I couldn't find it. There you go. Isn't a horse
is it a hair? Is it a mare? No, it's a mayor.
A rabbit is a hair.
Okay.
As in the tortoise and the hair.
Right, right.
The race.
You ever hear that story?
Yeah, no.
What's the moral of the tortoise and the hair?
The turtle goes slow.
What is the world?
No, talk it down here.
No, I know the story.
I bet you figure it out.
What's the tortoise and the hair?
Very famous story.
I know.
What's the,
I don't know that I know the moral?
What's the takeaway from the tortoise and there?
What happens in that story?
The turtle goes slow.
And then the rabbit or the hair.
tries to go fast.
Okay.
But he...
I have no idea.
Honestly, now that you asked me...
I would have picked this picture and then it would have sucked.
Yeah.
Honestly, I have heard it, but now that you're asking me to retell it, I don't, I can't
say that I'm able to.
So I'm the tortoise in life.
I compare myself to the tortoise.
What does that say?
Like you had certain setback or you had certain obstacles to, no.
You've had to work really...
Well, you did.
I'm just trying, like you go.
You're slower than the rabbit?
So the hair is extremely confident and super fast.
And it's so confident it's going to win.
And it's like, I'm going to win this race.
I'm the hair bouncing fast.
He's just running circles.
He's like, I'm so easy.
This is so easy.
I was going to take a nap.
But the tortoise, who is so slow, but just doesn't stop grinding.
He just doesn't stop.
As the hair stops, takes breaks, has fun, talks to his friends.
The tortoise just keeps going.
When everybody counts them out, the tortoise just keeps going.
The underdog?
Sure.
And so it's, you can be more successful by,
continuing to do things, by continuing to do things and doing it slowly, then by just being careless and acting quickly.
Hmm.
Got it.
The tortoise wins the race because he never stops.
Yeah.
Okay?
Great story.
Cool.
What do you know about?
No.
We're going through and see what Amy knows.
Goldilocks.
What do you know?
Hmm.
What's another one of the moral?
Okay.
The moral of the story.
Can you guys think any more of those?
Hmm.
Well, we're tapped out on morals.
The tortoise in the hair.
I got it.
How about the boy who cried wolf?
Oh, that's a good one.
Well, I mean, he said something over and over that wasn't true.
And then when it comes time where something is actually true and he does need help or something, nobody believes him because he misled them so many times.
Lying breaks trust.
And even if you're telling the truth after you've lied a bunch of times, no one will believe you lie in A.
But he literally...
Nice, I like that.
But he literally was saying,
Woof! Wolf!
And there was never really a wolf eating the sheep, right?
Yes.
I think that's why crying wolf.
Until there was.
Okay.
Until there was.
Okay.
Anything else?
Anybody know any other ones?
I'm pretty much tapped out with too.
And Ray just told me to go to break.
All right.
The moral of the story is,
don't miss your clocks
because Ray tells you to go to break.
All right, thank you.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes with us from Milwaukee.
Wisconsin. Three cops
from Montana were in town for some training
when they're asleep in their Airbnb around
2.30 a.m. They hear some crashing
and banging upstairs and they go
upstairs and they find a 19 year old
had broken in to the wrong house
and asleep in the bed. They walked in
drunk, right? Like broken in like yeah
but not to break in. Right, not to break in.
He thought he was returning to his place
and he was drunk, passed out
in the bed, so they called local authorities
and they did it all on TikTok and arrested him.
I mean it was three cops. When you stumble in
somewhere drunk. That's not your.
That's the wrong place. Is that right? That's the wrong place.
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
All right. Here's the voicemail we got last night. This one's about Amy and a bird.
Here you go.
This message is for Amy. I work for UPS and I packaged car driver and I found a little baby Blue Jay that had fallen out of the desk.
Well, we raised him and when he was fully grown, he would still fly to us.
Come and land on your shoulders. And every time you're leaving the car, he'd come and land on your windshield.
So they're great to have around.
I still have birds with me at home.
And they're a lot of fun.
I can't even imagine.
He's so lucky.
I mean, the bird's lucky, too, because he saved the bird's life.
But then they had a special bond.
I love it.
What's the goal with you in birds?
I mean, shoulder would be awesome.
Like you just get home from work and it lands on your shoulder.
And it's like, tweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Hope you had a good day at work.
Tweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Yeah.
That's exactly.
Yes.
I'm not joking.
If a bird landed on your shoulder, you'd start running and swinging your arms.
I was like, get off of me.
No, I wouldn't.
No, I wouldn't.
I, I am looking at you dead in the face right now.
I'd be like, hey.
If a bird just scared you,
just flew up from behind.
No, now I'm ready for it.
I have a different relationship with birds now.
I'm worried.
Why?
It's like you've gone off the deep end a little bit.
It is not the deep end.
Birds are beautiful.
You know, sometimes people like marry bridges.
Yes.
They have a romantic relationship with a tire iron.
Is that where we're headed?
I think we're getting closer.
Wait, what's wrong with this guy calling in talking about his experience with birds and how cool it is?
Every day you have a new...
You didn't say he's marrying the Blue Jay.
I don't know him.
I can't look in his eyes and see it a little crazy.
What's happening today?
Amy, what's happening today?
Well, I can tell you this.
I'm going to spend some time with my birds.
And then I have therapy.
I'm glad it's that order.
Yeah, I'm glad it's that order.
Yeah.
What about you?
I'm out at the Grand Al-Oppery tonight shooting some stuff for this weekend show.
encouraging people to watch Breaking Bobby Bones.
Today's like the last day of the three,
you get like three days before they really count a lot of the rating stuff digitally.
You can watch it on Nat Geo.
You can watch it on Hulu.
Apparently Hulu Live.
Yes.
Except there still.
It's up until Friday.
It is.
Watch, watch, watch.
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Have a great day.
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