The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Early Bird: Bobby's Temporary Hobby + Best Places To Be Hit On

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

Find out what Bobby's new temporary hobby is. Plus, Amy and Morgan discuss the best places to be hit on and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:01:58 your podcast. Come on, Bobby. Transmitting. Let's go. Hey, welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. All right, here's your question.
Starting point is 00:02:14 What is something you're really bad at that you wish you were good? Something you're really bad. Are you buttoning your pants right now? No, tucking in my shirt. What on earth? What? I thought she just ran it from the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I forgot to button your pants. I never left the room. Got it. Yeah, I just looked weird. Yeah, well, tucking in her shirt. Front time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's buttoning your pants.
Starting point is 00:02:34 No, no, it would be probably focusing. Concentrating. What is some, I'm not going to let you have that one. Why? That's a medical condition. I mean, it's a disorder. Yeah, yeah. But what is something that you're really bad at that's not a medical condition?
Starting point is 00:02:52 Okay. Go ahead. That I wish I was better at? Piano. Are you at all good? Yeah, I took lessons when I was a kid. I can play. But you can't play a little bit.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I can play a little bit, yeah. Like what, chopsticks? But you can't just go like dunking. You can't dunk at all. Oh, that'd be cool, dude. That'd be so awesome. Yeah, but I can play the piano. I can learn more.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I can't learn how to dunk. You're correct. Yes, please. You can do it, Amy. So I would need lessons. Okay. Which that's good. I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Something you're really bad at. You wish you were good. Lunchbox. Man, I'm not bad at a lot of things. I'm pretty good at everything in life, but I would guess singing, because I want to go to a karaoke bar and people be like, yeah, like when I do a karaoke at a karaoke bar, everybody's like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:03:38 They do look, though. They look and there's like, get off the stage. Like, I did bridge over troubled water one time. Why don't you pick that? Every song ever. I don't know who sings it. Charlie is the one that picked it and he was like, dude, will you sing with me? Will you sing with me?
Starting point is 00:03:53 I was like, yeah, what did you pick? I mean, I was more like, what did you pick? Oh. And he was like, bridge over troubled water and they were booing us. I don't think it was the us they were booing if I were just guessing. So yeah. You were probably the garfunkel, but in the bad way.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah, I don't know the difference. But yeah, so it would probably be singing. Eddie? Math. No, you're dyslexic. You are diagnosed dyslexic. Well, it's still, though, dude. But you can't, I don't want you to do some medical condition.
Starting point is 00:04:19 But they say that I can fix it, like, if I really tried. But I mean, it's too late for that. Just math. Like when you guys are like, nine times seven. Like when you guys do your. Nine times seven. Oh, I can do nines. That's a 63.
Starting point is 00:04:30 What did you do with your fingers just then? Yeah, dude. So give me the number. Nine times what? Nine times six. Okay, so you get the six finger, which is that one. It's 54. You took a finger down.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Yeah, it's five four. Eight times six. Oh, no, I can't do eight times six. I'm still. Eight times six, go ahead. No, I can't do eight times six. Oh, you pick a number. Eight times six.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Eight times six. 48. That's right. I did? Yeah. Wow. Do you know how I went there? This is bad.
Starting point is 00:04:54 This is where it's bad. I was like, okay, eight times eight is 64. I know that. 64 minus 8. However you get there, that's fine. 56 minus 8 is 48. Great. But that takes way too long.
Starting point is 00:05:04 That's what they say, however you get there, but it'll take me forever, dude. Right. This is the problem with our brains. We get there the hard way. It's exhausting. You still get there, though. When you run out of fingers and toes, it's so hard, dude. I think my movie drawing or painting.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I won't do music because I just kind of suck at that. But I bring it up because we were painting pictures, my wife and I, and I was terrible. And she is not an artist either. she actually has medium art skills. Like she can draw something. I can't draw anything. I have no artistic ability at all. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:05:34 But I'd like to be a little better drawing just for that one. Drawing. And at Christmas every year at her parents' house, they do this thing where it's like paints Santa Claus. And mine gets left up because it's awful. They just laugh at you. Like they highlight it because it's all. And at first I thought I wasn't trying.
Starting point is 00:05:49 But me painting is kind of like you guys in math. Yeah. Oh, man. It's terrible. I get there, but it takes a long time. It ain't pretty when it's over. All right, let's go. We got a big show today.
Starting point is 00:05:58 We appreciate you guys being here. What I'm hearing from Scuba Steve about today is Eddie will sign the MDA on the air, the secret information that we can't know. And we will also hear his reaction to what he learns, but we can't hear what he learns. Yeah, so like a reaction could be like, oh. Could be. Or, oh. That's two reactions. But what if, like, since like, if I break the NDA, it's a million dollars.
Starting point is 00:06:25 One million dollars. What have I, don't. don't want to do a reaction. You don't have to. But you need to make sure that none of these reactions fall under that. Because what if it's like... But you got to read it too. That's what I'm saying, dude. So do this. Why don't you, okay, why don't you just hop out? Just go read it first. What, the NDA?
Starting point is 00:06:38 Yeah. What are you allowed to say, oh my God? Yeah, I think so. That's great question. That's three reactions Amy shared with us. You can steal any of those. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I shop at a medium-sized regional supermarket chain.
Starting point is 00:06:59 They have a promotion where they occasionally email at $10 coupons for anything in the store with no minimum purchase. A few weeks ago, they started sending me a new coupon every day. Money's tight. I appreciate the coupons, but I'm feeling guilty about taking advantage of what is clearly a glitch. Should I come clean with the store's management or just enjoy the free groceries while they last? Signed supermarket sweeps. So what we have to take from this is what she says in the email. It's clearly a glitch.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Okay? We can't go, what if they're doing it on purpose? It's clearly a glitch. Amy? I mean, I guess if you want to feel better, because I understand that feeling of like, I just want to be doing the right things, you can say, hey, next time you're checking out. Just so, you know, like, I keep getting these emails, we cool. But to like a checker who has no idea how that.
Starting point is 00:07:49 And you can you just hit reply and go, hey, I keep getting these $10. Is this for real? But is that going to go anywhere to anybody? Better than a checker that's like 19 working after school. They don't care. The checker doesn't care. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Okay. She'll be like, put me on that list. Exactly. Or he'll be like, let me get some of those, you know? Yeah, I mean, but I understand the need to want to make sure that you're not doing anything wrong. So I guess however you need to feel good about that, whether it's replying with an email or asking the checker or asking for the manager, as long as you ask. And you never know, they might be like, hey, enjoy it while at last, not our glitch. I mean, like them personally.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Because it's a medium-sized regional supermarket chain. Right. Still a chain. Chain. Even if it's reasonable. But now you're trying to justify it. I hear what you're doing. Go ahead, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I would love this. I would be there twice a day, three times a day. Here's my coupon. There you go. Thank you. I'll be back tomorrow. Yeah, that's $70 a week. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Watchbox? I'm not going to question them why they're giving me coupons. Hey, you want me to spend your coupon? I'll spend it. Sort of like if Amazon kept dropping packages off on my front porch. I'm not going to call Amazon and be like, hey, you keep dropping off all these packages. I'm just going to open up and enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I don't want the package. That's different. Scary. That's different. Have you opened them up? Like, what's really inside? I mean, are you kidding me? You're getting free $10 every day.
Starting point is 00:09:02 If someone kept dropping a $100 bill off on your front porch. The Amazon package, there's like different specific stuff in it. With the coupons. Yeah, that one threw me off a little bit. Do you all know how much money we could have made off that package that was sent to my house? Oh, yeah, time. But you also might end up dead. True.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Yeah. So this is what I think I would do. Don't say anything. Can't say anything. They're going to feel. fix it soon. Exactly. It's not going to go on forever. They're going to fix it soon. Yeah, when they see you in there three times a day. When they see everybody in there. I'm sure you're not the only person also that this glitch is
Starting point is 00:09:36 affecting in a positive way. Good point. What I would say is, don't be so selfish and give some to your friends. Just print out a lot of them. Well, if they send you five in a week, you know there's a glitch. Maybe you do reply and go, hey, I'm getting a lot of these. is there a glitch? And after that, you're kind of free and clear. Okay. And then you kind of, then you just go on. So you don't feel so even gluttonous.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yes. You just give Eddie lunchbox couple. Thank you. Or you can just reply and say, thank you. Everybody can experience the wealth. Although it is, but you know what's right. That's not right. Deep inside.
Starting point is 00:10:13 And you know, well, who knows? Yeah, Jesus knows. That's right. So they're going to fix it soon enough. I probably, if you feel, if you feel bad, you reply and go, hey, I'm getting these every day. Is there a glitch? It probably fixes it right then.
Starting point is 00:10:28 But if you get a bounce back, that show me is baby? Then you pass them out to your friends and you go. Yeah. Yeah, get your detergent. Savings time. Let's go. I'm a terrible person. All right, close it up.
Starting point is 00:10:38 We got your email and we let it on your air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail packs. Yeah. Let's go to Mike in Alabama who's on the phone. Hey, Mike, what's going on, buddy? I just want to comment on something. I guess it's on general, in general. I love listening to y'all's show.
Starting point is 00:10:57 But I've noticed that every time something good happens to either you, Eddie, lunchbox has a problem with it. Is he a narcissist? Good question. Also, Amy and Morgan would be the two ladies that work here with us. And is Lunchbox a narcissist?
Starting point is 00:11:15 Amy, do you first? I know. Yes, he is. He is not. How can you say no? Absolutely the narcissist. Do y'all know what a narcissist is? Everything's about him.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Me, me, me, me. When did I get angry about anything that happened anybody? Well, when Eddie was recognized at the basketball game, you were like, that's the stupidest thing you ever heard. No, I was, because he built it up, like I was about to say he saw Keith Urban walk in or someone, and then he goes, and then the crowd started whispering out. I'm like, the crowd didn't whisper.
Starting point is 00:11:43 He added that detail. So we feel like you get upset at everything that's not you. You get upset to every new person that comes on the air that takes any of your apparent shine that you deserve. You have excessive admiration for yourself. Who's the best-looking person you know? Me? Right.
Starting point is 00:11:58 What are you on a scale of 1 to 10? 10? Right. So I would say yes, without a doubt, he's a narcissist. That's one thing. He does like attention and all that, but that's just one thing of the many things that a narcissist does. Hey, we all like attention.
Starting point is 00:12:10 By definition, a narcissist is a person who has excessive interest and or admiration of themselves. Yeah, that's one of the things. That's the definition. And if that's the one thing, that's him. All right, fine. I'll take it. Prong king and narcissist. That's cool. No, in drugs, you're not un-narched.
Starting point is 00:12:27 You can't even say narcissists. No, and she's like fighting to her death. Why, Amy? I'm not, because I think that that's not a, that's a, that's a term that gets thrown around. And I think it's more serious. Personality qualities include, thinking very highly of oneself, needing admiration, believing others are inferior and lacking empathy for others. So what you're saying is being confident, is being a narcissistic?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Well, there is a fine line. If it's all about you all the time, that would be narcissistic. I think he has empathy. He gets mad at telling me something good when people win the lottery. Right. And that's tell me something good. So he struggles getting happy for people, but he can get sad for people or relate to their sadness. Top eight things that narcissist has. Number one, a sense of over self-importance. Check.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Two, a preoccupation with power, beauty, or success. Check. Three, entitled. He's not preoccupied. Okay. With what? Well, not his own. He doesn't care about how he looks. No, he thinks he looks awesome. He is always amazing all the time. And money. It's all he thinks about is success and money. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's right. Number three, entitled. Check. I deserve. Yes, I deserve cheesecake. Yeah. Remember that? I did deserve it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Entitlement. Number four, only wants to be around people who are important or special or brags when with them. VIPs. Here's me and ditty. Although we didn't talk about that one anymore. No, we don't talk about that one anymore. Yeah. Number five.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Interpersonally exploitive for their own gain. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I'm a pass a note too. Number six, arrogant. All I do is win. I don't think I'm arrogant. I think I'm confident. Number seven must be admired.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Now that's true. He likes the Lambo. He wanted to take a Lambo to his reunion. Yeah, I think you have NPD. But that's okay. What is NPD? Narcissistic personality disorder. Why is it a disorder?
Starting point is 00:14:14 Why is it like? Here's the final one. Envious of others or you believe that others are envious of you. What does envy me? Stop. they want to be me? Sure. Oh, people want to be me for sure.
Starting point is 00:14:26 They wish they had my life. Hey, Mike, I think you are exactly right, buddy. I don't know why Amy's defending him so hard. Because he's not like manipulative and controlling and gaslight. He doesn't do all the other things. Like, yes. I just listed all eight things from the Duke Health. Duke Health.org.
Starting point is 00:14:43 The Duke University? Yes. Oh, well, it's Duke. I don't really want. Literally. Yeah, Duke. Those are literally not the only only ones. Yeah, I'm not believing Duke.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Mike. Yes, I appreciate that call, and I think you're exactly right. Why do you think that is? I don't know why. I just noticed it, I guess, because I had a relationship with a woman that was a narcissist, and she drove me crazy, and it took me 11 years to get out of it, and I've picked up on it now whether you're a bad narcissist that hurt people or, you know, I don't say a good narcissist, but a normal narcissist.
Starting point is 00:15:15 And I think that's what he is. I've saved 10 people's lives in my lifetime, and I've never told no one. and one wanted me to be on Ellen and so forth. The last one was in October of 2017. It was a gunshot victim. I was going after one of the shooters when I seen the guy laying in between the gas pumps and blood was all over the place. And when I got to him, he had no pulse and I brought him back.
Starting point is 00:15:38 But I've never told no one, I'm one of the least selfless men you'll ever meet in my life. And I guess just hearing, I listen to y'all every day. I guess his hearing lunchbox not be happy for the people he worked with, especially like I think Eddie was getting his own podcast or something. He had something negative to say about that. Scuba. Scuba, Steve, was getting his own show on the, on the I-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Ther. But I love listening to him because he makes me laugh sometimes. Sometimes I'm like, dude, get with the program, man.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Same. Well, hey, I'm proud of you for saving 10 lives. I saved 7. I did a Power Red donation with the Red Cross about a month and a half ago. I saved 7 lives. You saved 10. so me and you are like two and the same man we're saving lives out here I think he means he's like physically gone and seen the life he's saving a risk to his own
Starting point is 00:16:25 where you gave blood and just took their word for it no no power reds is different blood saves three power reds saves seven what about the pets you saved oh I give a dollar two dollars every time I get dog food for my two dogs yeah well Mike we appreciate you bringing light to something that I think needed to be said but I don't do lunchbox I don't think he'd weave through 30-something gunshots to save a man's life but you're crazy If you do something like that, dude, you've got to be recognized. That's a narcissist. The whole point is, you did it.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Like, David, what's the name? It's not David. It's not David. It's not David. That's the name. That's the point. David. My love your name is. Yeah, yeah. You should, when you do something like that, you should get the clout.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I don't need the clout. Jesus is my clout, brother. And with that, peace out. It's time for the good news. Oh, it's Bobby. Damn it's something good. This is a funny one. The woman's name is Kelly.
Starting point is 00:17:18 and so she has a bench right beside her front porch. I guess they just hang out on. This goose laid eggs right under the bench. She doesn't know the goose. Goose is not her goose. So she was thinking, what do I do with the eggs? Do I cook them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Do I not touch them and let them? So it turns out, though, they're federally protected. You can't move any part of a nest or goose eggs. So she's like, well, I don't want to get in trouble because she already posted as they were there. Oh, no. So she left them. And so then she started to document what had happened. And the mama goose would come back around and like cover it up.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And so the wind would blow and blow it all off, but she would recover it with what the mama goose had put on, like the leaves and the trees and stuff. And so now she does this on TikTok. And she is making sure the goose eggs hatch and that all the baby geese are actually able to get to where the mom is. they're not killed. Wow. Or the dogs don't get to them and eat them. She's even set up a little thing on the edges of it. So a dog, or any animal can come and eat goose eggs.
Starting point is 00:18:28 So she probably doesn't have kids, huh? Because, like, my kids would have easily gotten those and thrown them. No. Unless she got to them before the kids did. Maybe. Yes. Inspiremore.com had the story. But random goose laying eggs and now, like, she's in charge of them.
Starting point is 00:18:42 What's the expression where you say, like, a goose egg? Zero. It's in the shape of zero. Oh, the goose egg. Got it. Zero. Yeah, it's a shape thing. Or also if you hit your leg and you get it, like my son hit a shin. Because a goose pecker, like a peck, they would like attack and peck you.
Starting point is 00:18:59 They would like attack and peck you like in your butt, ooh, but you get goosed. Yeah. What were you going to say about a shin? Oh, like my son hit his shin the other day and there was a little like a big raised bump and I, I don't know. I just said, oh, it's a little goose egg. You're going to be fine. I don't know why I even said that. Us either.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Maybe my mom said that to me when I was little. Or maybe you're just coming up with stuff because you're off your medication. That could be it too. I feel it applies. A little goose egg? There you go. A little bump. That is, that's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:19:27 That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
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Starting point is 00:21:44 My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
Starting point is 00:22:09 And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Can I show you something and you don't laugh at me? Yeah. You're lying because you don't know if you're going to laugh at me or not. No, I can not laugh. My new temporary hobby is I like to buy these things called auto. cut signatures. So it's like an autograph.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Oh, poor. What's up? But it's not anything autographed. It's like, uh, it's, the, no, no, that's just a word. But it's like authenticated and it's them that signed something. And I have, I'm doing a heroes collection of my own personal heroes. So I've got like autographs in like a case.
Starting point is 00:23:13 It's been authenticated and graded from people like David Letterman. I got a cool ticket that he signed. Mark Grace, first base for the Cubs. And I ordered one of Sting, the wrestler. And so, you know, Sting is? Yes. So this is my auto cut from Sting, the wrestler. And I got it.
Starting point is 00:23:28 It's big, yeah, except it's stupid Sting, the singer. From the police. I was the wrong one. Yeah, I got, every breath you take. How do you, oh, because it says it on top. Every move you make. So can you sell that? I wanted Stinger Splash.
Starting point is 00:23:44 What, I mean, I, what kind of idiot buys these? I don't know. You. I know, that's my point. How much? Do I want to know? So it's just a signature. How much do I want?
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah, yeah. it's a signature, but it's in a case, it's cased, and it's authenticated by like PSA or Beckett. I don't want to have to worry about it. If it's real or not, I want everything to be sealed. I've got a collection. I just ordered Ed Asner yesterday. Who's that? Who's that? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:06 $12. He's a boss. I'm Mary Tyler Moore. Kind of the fat guy. Oh, no, man. I don't remember that show, dude. See, it was a long time ago. I got Ernie Banks. No, that's cool. In a case, I got Ernie Banks. Who's that?
Starting point is 00:24:18 Shortstop for the Cubs, like, you know, back in the 60s, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Like, but I have a hero's, but then I, sting is not the right sting. So now I've got to go order another one. You can make good money for that off that. I'm not trying to, but this is my own collection. I also want to get, but you don't want to hear. Let me tell you about my therapist, though, my therapist said, like find something that I will collect and I can keep.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Not something that's super expensive because these are, I mean, this was probably like 60 bucks, 65 bucks, right? Okay. And also that people, because it's impossible, and I know this, to buy me anything for my birthday or Christmas. because I've been single for so long. I'm married now, and now I have money, so I just buy whatever I want. Yeah, you have everything. So my therapist is like,
Starting point is 00:24:57 why don't you have a hobby that people can, like, for your birthday, help you and, like, get you cool stuff that does not cost a whole lot. Okay, but your birthday is past. Or Christmas. Okay. Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:06 You're going to be over this hobby. You're correct, about a month, I know. Yeah. So anyway. So do you hang those on the wall? Like, what do you do with them? I have a case, and I stole them away. So you don't even display them?
Starting point is 00:25:16 No. I can't if you want to come over and look at them. and go through them like baseball cards. Yeah. But I thought the point of having that stuff is to put it on the wall so people can see it. It's a conversation piece. Like if you're going to just buy them and put them somewhere where no one sees them, why buy them? I got a Greg Maddox signed 300 game winning ticket.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Oh, that's cool. Okay. So these are the signature ones, but what are you doing with your word obsession? Are you over that? No, no, that's all I could afford for George Washington. That wasn't an obsession, the word. That's what started it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:43 I bought George Washington had written the word the, the in a letter. And I bought the clipped out word. of thee that George Washington, father of our country bought. And it's funny that's the word the. Because these used all over as well, my theory. I did order a Richard Nixon and a Jimmy Carter. President's collection's going a little bit too.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Oh. So now you're on presidents. No, no. I have the Heroes Collection and then I have Presidents' collection and then I have artists I didn't mean to order. Sting. Ever breath you take? So is your goal to get one from every president? I don't think so because I don't think I can. Why Nixon?
Starting point is 00:26:16 I don't know. It was like 50 bucks. I'm just on the cheaper ones right now. Yeah. Like if you wanted like a George Washington or it's like $70,000. That's why I got the word thee. I could afford that. But that's my new obsession is.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Amy, he did a good job, not laughing. Yeah. I feel like the sting one, you just pivot. You keep it. It'll be a fun story or you sell it. Would it be a fun story? I put in offers for both Obama and Trump. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:26:47 How much are they? More than Sting and more than Jim Carter. Okay. Yeah. But they're not super cheap, but they're both still alive so you can get them. So that's my new. That's my new collection. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:01 But this is the wrong one. Order the wrong one. So do you order the new one now, the wrestler? I'm going to it during the break. Hey, guys, how many presidential signatures would Bobby have to get to have all the presidents? How many would he have? 46, Amy. Good job.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Oh, I was still thinking. Boys and girls. Boys and girls, thank you. And why does you look at us like, we're the dumb ones. Because I knew. You're on our level, don't I like you're a... Oh, no, actually, I'm easy trivia. I mean right now.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Let's relax on you. And like, you're all hoity-booty and so much smarter than that. Hey, dumb guys. Hey, idiots over there on the outside of the room. We also did that thing for money in a jar the other day and I want it. You did win that. You're so smart, Amy. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:43 I also actually shipped some of this stuff up here. Like, I have one coming Saturday, but I'm not going to be here for it. Oh, yeah. Watch out. People steal stuff around here. Exactly. So, that's my new, that's my new obsession. If I want to buy this, I'll sell it.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Sting. This thing are $1,000. Oh, cheers. I'm good, man. Okay, just making sure. All right, go. All right, I'm going to play this. And then we're going to hear from Eddie, who looked at the NDA.
Starting point is 00:28:05 He's going to give us his reaction just to the NDA that the record company wants him to sign. That's coming out. Next. Here's a question. Amy, where would you prefer to be? be hit on? I'm sorry? Where would you prefer to be hit on if it's going to happen? If a guy is somewhere and you're somewhere, how would you prefer it happen? And hit on is kind of a weird, I don't know what he says that, but for a guy to come up and flirt with you, what's the
Starting point is 00:28:31 scenario in your mind that is most advantageous to him? I don't know that this has happened to me in a while, so I don't know. Right now I'm thinking the grocery store, but also hiking. One of those two places, two places that I like. So how would they do it? How would you prefer they do it so you don't feel weird about it? I think I'm going to feel weird no matter what. It's just going to be awkward.
Starting point is 00:29:00 It's probably going to be awkward for me no matter what, because I'm probably not going to realize he's hitting on me. Well, once you thought the guy at the supermarket was hitting on you, the grocery store. Well, he asked for my number. No, no, no. He needed your cell phone number for the credit card thing. That was confusing. Right. Right. So see how I was confused there.
Starting point is 00:29:17 If you're just directly asking for my number, I'm like, why would, because I wasn't used to having to give my number. It was a checker and he was like, what's your number? Right. And you're like, huh, Mary. But you're not anymore though. Correct. Morgan, let me ask you because I don't know if you and your dude are like boyfriend now. Are you boyfriend, girlfriend, I will plead the fifth. Good. Fine by me. Whoa. We'll come back to that. How would you, in your single days, even six months ago, how would you have preferred to be hit on? I feel like it would be in a social setting like a bar or happy hour, some type of very casual setting. Because in grocery stuff, it's a little bit more formal. I have been approached at a grocery store.
Starting point is 00:29:56 And it's definitely more awkward. Like, what do they do? I like your melons. I'm talking about your watermelons. I don't know. Right now I'm on the cereal aisle in my head. And I'm going for the granola and he's like. Oh, I eat the same.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I have the same fiber issues. That type thing. Like I can't poop for days either. That same situation? That's not where my brain went, but. So here's the article. Askman.com has it where they say women generally don't want to be hit on when they're doing their daily activities. Oh, like hiking it at the grocery store.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Basically, yeah, yeah. If they're walking down the street, if they're grocery shopping, if they're doing what they normally do, it's not a good moment to interrupt them. The article says it's true. There are some women who don't mind being approached, but. Even when it's a positive thing, there's always that very awkward moment of, wait, it might be, why is this person talking to me? It's best to approach them during happy hours out with friends or social settings. But if your only moment is to shoot a shot at the grocery store, like it's not like you're going to see her at the Totinos and for sure get her back at the restaurant. Like you may be a one-time opportunity.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Yeah, like, if he's like, hey, have you tried that granola? Because that kind's good. I'd be like, thank you for the heads up. And you wouldn't think they were flirting with you. Well, not initially. but then obviously if he's flirting, he'll keep talking or find a way. Just a totally cold response. Like, oh, yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'll be sure to check that out. No, I'd be excited for the granola tip. I don't know. See, this is why I'm single, probably. Morgan, your thoughts on this article? Yeah, I feel like it's accurate. Because when I have been, like, approach, like, I was approaching a grocery store parking lot. And the guy was driving, you just, like, stop me and was like, hey, you want to go on a date sometime?
Starting point is 00:31:34 I was like, this feels really weird. Weird, but that's pretty baller. I would never have the guts to do that. That's awesome. It was very approachable and I wouldn't discourage anybody from doing that if that's their opportunity. But I do think in a social setting, when there's just more communication happening, you're in a better situation for it to be successful. Yeah. Otherwise, it's like cold calling. Yeah. Doing sales. A person is like working their job. I was like, no, I don't want to buy a full of paper. But good, Amy, you're learning. You're in a single again.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Am I though? I don't know that I'm learning. Well, you're divorced now. Right, but I don't know that I'm learning anything. My friend told me to go sit. at a bar at a nice restaurant or like a nice hotel and have a book and a glass of wine and sit there and wait. Yeah, but then if nobody comes up to you, you're going to go, I must be ugly when it's not that at all. Or it's like, hi, I got all ready. I know, no friends with me. You're just like looking for disappointment.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I'm alone. I know. And it wreaks of desperation and they can mistake you for a lady of the night. I don't think either one of those are true. No, no, no, in Las Vegas. What's more in Vegas? We're here. I'm just telling you, if you want to know which ones are the ladies.
Starting point is 00:32:39 of the night. But we're not in Vegas. We're here. All right, and also I don't think it wreaks a desperation. I just think you're setting yourself up for failure
Starting point is 00:32:45 where if something doesn't happen or it's not a guy that you would think. I guess I would have to do it with no expectations. It's like to read my... I didn't say that. It never crossed my mind. It never crossed my mind
Starting point is 00:32:56 that someone would think that. I do want to bring Eddie in the studio. He's not in studio right now. If we could bring him in from my office, Eddie's looking over this NDA that he's supposed to sign today to learn the industry secret that not even I know.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Eddie, you've looked over the paper. You do not know the secret yet because you haven't signed it. I have the paper in my hand. Okay. I see it. Quickly, what can you tell me, because I don't want no details of the paper, but how do you feel before you sign this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel nervous now because when I look at the paper, all I see is $1 million, and they wrote it out with all the zeros.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And what does it say? I can't tell you exactly what it says. That line you can. It said the penalty is a million bucks. It says it's titled Confidentiality Agreement. that's the top of it and I will say that it's written by a label president
Starting point is 00:33:45 and a lawyer I think that's about all I can say I don't even want to mess with here's the deal though I don't know when this thing ends like what if I can't ever ever ever say it didn't you say they're going to eventually yeah but he says if it doesn't say it and we can all talk about whatever it is but he can't
Starting point is 00:34:02 he's like I don't know I still can't talk about it confirm or didn't I okay so the signing ceremony Eddie learns the secret. I mean, you could sign it now, and then we just tell him the secret, because I don't know it. I'm not going to be telling him. Do you want me to sign him right now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:17 You've never signed one of these? This is intimidating. I have signed. I'm not signing it for this, though. Go ahead. Lunchbox. I'm signing. One to learn the big secret.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Here we go. You're not winning a million dollars. Boom, right there. Did you sign it? I signed it. That's the first time I ever signed one of these. He signed it? Looks like one picture.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Yeah, it's like a worm. That's my signature, man. Okay. Yeah, you were. Okay, he has signed it. We will hear not the secret, but we will hear his reaction to the secret coming up in a little bit. One million dollars. If you tell anybody, you can find a million bucks.
Starting point is 00:34:49 That's crazy. I don't know what it is. The only person knows who it is, or what it is a scuba Steve. Real talk, real talk. Yeah. Like, I don't have a million dollars. So what if I say something? They'll just sue you.
Starting point is 00:34:57 They'll garnish your wages. All of them? They eventually. Oh, until you pay that. Yeah, they sue you. That's my whole life. Well, good luck. Don't tell the secret.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Here's a voicemail from Tristan and Tennessee. My mom thinks that she saw Eddie at the gas station, and I don't think it was him. Eddie, we at the gas station, the Thorntons in Lebanon, Tennessee, on Saturday around like 6.45 p.m. With your two kids, I don't think it was you. But, you know. Boy, Eddie can spot it everywhere. Dang, man. That was me.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Wow. I was at the Thornton. Another celebrity in the wild story with Eddie. That's funny. Your listeners are seeing Eddie everywhere. I'm freaking out. In Levin in Tennessee, baby. Is Eddie wearing a shirt now that says I'm Eddie from the Buy a Bone Show?
Starting point is 00:35:41 Call this number. What is he doing? That's a good idea. Handing out cards. Hey, guys, tell him you saw me. I'm trying to get my importance up on the show. No, man. I don't know what's happening, but you know, I'm just living my life.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Bro, that's too. Everybody's seen Eddie. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So there's a new study that says if you have a pet that has passed away, having an encounter with its ghost will help you deal with grief. Also, having an encounter with your pet's ghost says you shouldn't do experimental drugs. Yeah, because I also do that. How are you going to encounter your pet's ghost?
Starting point is 00:36:18 Well, an experience could be that you dream about your dead dog. That is an encounter in a way. Like, they're a part of your life. It doesn't mean that the dog is, like, haunting you or coming back to visit you. So seeing somebody in a dream counts as a ghost experience, then I think I've seen ghosts then. I guess we all have. Yeah, I always thought it was like something floating around. Or like if you hear like my dog when she walks on the hardwoods, it's like,
Starting point is 00:36:43 it's like say you're in another room but your dog is dead, but you still hear the clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. Like they say that can help you as well. Then I've for sure seen the ghost of my cell phone. It vibrates in my pocket. Sometimes I'm not even there. What about that ghost dog you saw at your house, that white one? Yeah, that's not my old dog though. That's just a ghost dog.
Starting point is 00:37:03 And it disappeared. And since I moved, it hasn't even shown up. That's how I know it was a ghost. Maybe it stays in the old place. It haunts the house that used to live. Correct. That's true. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Okay, what else you got? Older people are revealing their biggest regrets. And the general consist of this was that money really isn't as important as we think it is. Of course, having food and a roof over our head, that's great. But experiences and the people you surround yourself with are ultimately, like, what older people regret. They regret working so much and not having life experiences. I hate to be this guy because I'm not on lunchboxes team, but a lot of experiences you have to pay for. It costs money.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Like vacation. No, no, no. What do you mean? Just like hanging out the park. I agree with that. Waterfalls. I agree. Yes, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:37:51 But a lot of times, experiences are things that you, it doesn't count as an experience if you can do it every day. That's every day. That's like things that happen. Fishing. And I agree. Game night. No, yes. But that wouldn't be considered an experience if you do it a hundred times.
Starting point is 00:38:06 And the experience is like something you do once or twice. It's an experience. So I agree. But also old people are probably like, I should probably just say this. And old people probably don't remember those experiences because they lose their minds. What? I don't think they're, they lose their memories. Dude, when you get older, it's hard to remember things.
Starting point is 00:38:25 You lose your hearing. Maybe your vision. No, no, no. You talked, like, if you, I talked to my parents and I was going to say you guys, but your parents are dead yeah it's okay yeah they're like man i don't remember that they're like i'll be honest now that i'm older i don't remember as much and i'm like exactly your memories fade so they don't remember having money was so awesome they don't remember how they wish they would have had more money yes they only remember it's selective memory it's like oh you know what i'm older
Starting point is 00:38:56 i don't even remember wanting money but back in the day they wanted money and they realized they needed money see i'm not on that team because as they're older they don't want to do those experiences because they don't want to jump out of airplanes. They don't want to go on these adventures because they're older. They're worried. You know what I'm comfortable just having game night with Sally and Betty across the street. But it also doesn't have to be jumping out of airplanes. Well, just go into a concert, going to something.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yeah. It costs money. Well, that was my point, but I hear you. But I now don't want to be on your team anymore, so I'm fully with Amy now. Is it a lot of our memories aren't the actual real memory anyway. It's like however we last thought about it, it gets filed away in our brain, but it's probably not accurate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:37 All we have is perspective. That's all anybody ever has. And none of it is actually true. It's like when two people are getting a fight. There's that story. There's that story. Then there's a real story. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Yeah. All right. What else? There's a TikTok challenge called the Blackout Challenge. Anyone tried it? I don't know what it is. Well, you pretty much hold your breath until you pass out. No.
Starting point is 00:39:54 You know? That would be hard to do because I feel like I would just go before I got to that stage. Yeah. Well, kids in school are trying it. And one kid at a middle school recently. passed out while at school had to go to the hospital. So teachers are urging parents to talk to their kids about the Blackout Challenge and how we shouldn't do things like that.
Starting point is 00:40:12 That's commitment because I think I would just go, can't breathe like my body naturally would. If you can hold it past that point and keep holding your breath. Dang. The discipline. Like the CIA probably has a job for you if you can do that. But we used to do the Blackout Challenge. There's a choking thing.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Without holding our breath. Yeah, you just push. Well, get your hands off me. I was listening to a guided meditation the other day to where he was like, saying like try to hold your breath. And then he said if your body starts to do weird things or you wake up on the floor, that's very normal.
Starting point is 00:40:41 And that's what you say. And I'm like, I'm sitting there thinking, okay, I guess I'm not doing it right because I'm not on the floor, but. You're being guided by the wrong person's what I say to that. All right. That is it? I made me. That's my file.
Starting point is 00:40:53 That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home it's not been good. Paul and Larry are two buddies in Kentucky and one says, hey man, I need to. to go to Walmart. You want to come with me? Yeah, jump on in the truck. So Paul and Larry are walking around the Walmart when
Starting point is 00:41:11 all of a sudden Larry collapses, boom, right there on the aisle. And Paul's like, man, I used to be in the military. I learned CPR 60 years ago. Let me see if I can still do this. Gets down there, who, who, who, who, who,
Starting point is 00:41:28 brings Larry back to life before paramedics arrived. Wow. Also sounds like he was in the Baja, man. Who let the dogs out? Isn't that what you do it too? No, staying alive. Dang it. Thought I had it.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Staying alive. Staying alive. Press. Press. Press. Press. Staying alive. Press.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Press. Press. Press. Start number. Press. Press. That's what you do, man. Well, I messed it up.
Starting point is 00:41:59 But either way, Paul remember from 60 years ago saved his buddy. And, I mean, no idea if they got the stuff they went to Walmart for. It doesn't matter. It's Walmart on every corner. Go get it later. Yeah, go get it when he gets out of the hospital. That's right. Good job, Paul Morgan.
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