The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) How Did We Spend Our 21st Birthday? + Best Dipping Sauce Draft + Mailbag: Greatest Country Artist Debate

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

Find out how members of the show spent their 21st birthday! Plus, we do a draft of what are the best dipping sauces, hear if you agree with our answers. Mailbag: Listener has been debating who is the ...GOAT of country music, Garth Brooks or George Strait. Find out who we vote for!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:12 Every week I'm sitting down with exceptional people Who have broken barriers Even when the odds were stacked against them Like chef Victor Villa of Vias tacos You know the taquero from the Bad Bunny halftime show? It was great, it was a big moment, it was special and I felt like I was really representing my family, you know, my brand, my city. I was representing all taqueros, not only of like, you know, the U.S., but of Mexico and beyond.
Starting point is 00:01:37 All the taqueros of the world. Listen to Against All Odds on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, welcome to the show Wednesday morning. Amy's back. We're going to take it easy today. We'll take it easy. Morning, studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Take it easy. Don't even yell. She didn't even yell morning. She didn't even yell morning. She did it. I like taking it easy. Yeah. No, she needs to take it easy because she'll start coughing again.
Starting point is 00:02:10 I'm dealing with something, too. I went more. No, you got to do more than that. So you two are going to take it easy? I don't need to take it easy. I don't need to take it easy. I'm good. Let's take the reins.
Starting point is 00:02:21 How are you feeling? Fine. You agree. It'll get better as the show goes. She's like, how do you go? Boyd. Hi, Bill, great. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:02:30 So we're all here. Glad you guys are here. So here's the question. Okay? We'll go around the room. Name something that's annoying you, right now. It can be live, social,
Starting point is 00:02:42 it can be physical. It doesn't matter what it is. I'll go first to give you guys time to think. My very back top, very back, right side tooth, like the molar right there, it's been broken for two months because I grind so hard.
Starting point is 00:02:55 This one doesn't affect me like with pain, but it's jagged. So I'm always messing with my tongue. So my tongue's all cut up. My tooth's all bust. It's just annoying. And I don't want to go to the dentist
Starting point is 00:03:05 to get a fixed because it doesn't, I'm going to wait. for something else to be broken to go in for that. But it's just annoying. Every night. I'm really, and I can't stop diddling with it. But yeah, I got a broken tooth from just grinding because I grind all the time. I have one of those from back in the day when I think I ate a pearl from an oyster.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And I missed out on an opportunity. How long ago was that? This was years ago. We had gone to D.C. and we went to some restaurant and we got oysters and I bit on something. It chipped the way back part of my tooth. And every time my tongue goes back there, I'm like, I could have had it. Who knows? Who knows how much that would have been more?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Like $4, but still pretty cool, right? A real pearl. But yeah, mine's like busted and it stinks. Eddie, what's annoying you right now? So I think my muffler is like loose or something. And so every time I hit a pothole, my whole car shakes, the bottom of it. And it goes, and I went under and I kind of like did the whole look under the diagnostics. But did you know what you were doing?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Not really. But I did notice that the. The muffler is loose. And I just need to find a welder, man. That's it. Like, if I can just find a dude with a welding machine, just weld it together and my car won't make that noise anymore, I'll be great. You're like me.
Starting point is 00:04:17 You waiting for something else bigger to break before you have to get that done too. Lunchbox, what's annoying you? My back, my left side of my back about two weeks ago. I have no idea what I did, but it is very sensitive to the touch. I can still run, can play golf, but like if I turn to get in the car, it is like a shooting pain. Putting on my underwear in the morning, oh my God, it hurts so bad. and it's only right here on the left side.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Do you need Eddie to come help you do that? No. He can swing by on this way to work. No, no, no, no. I thought you may help get me in the car. I was like, oh, that could, but no. But it is so weird. It is sharp pain.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Like, it's weird. Sorry to hear that, buddy. Yeah, I try to go get a massage to get it to work out. And once they touch it, I was like, no, don't do that. No, do that. Oh, yeah. So it's really inflamed. Have you thought about going, whenever I have stuff like this, there's a cryo place that
Starting point is 00:05:01 one of our friends owns, Bobo? Like a cryo what? It's like cryotherapy. it's just really cold and all that inflammation. It's hardcore. You get in and it's super cold for, what, three minutes? Three, yeah. And it'll take care of my back?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Well, it's just for inflammation. I mean, it's really helpful with inflammation. Yeah, I have no idea if it's inflamed or not. It's inflamed. It's inflamed. And I'm not saying it's going to fix you, but what that cryo does for me when I get injured or when I'm constantly beating myself up working out,
Starting point is 00:05:26 it just, I feel better because a lot of the inflammation of my joints and it helps. Yeah, athletes use it to recover faster. Oh, you got them now. Oh, well, I may need this Cairo man. Rex Walker. Cairo thing. Cairo.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Do you have your eye swollen shut too? Oh my goodness. What is going on? Oh my God. What? It is. He's the root. He's always typhoid merry with us all getting sick.
Starting point is 00:05:49 What are you talking about? Your right eye is almost swollen shut. No, it's not. Were you boxing last night? Riddick Bow? Okay. My wife hit me in my sleep. No.
Starting point is 00:05:59 We'll get back to that later. Amy. My hanging baby. I just look at him and he's his eye has swollen. Sorry, Amy, go ahead. My hangy-banggy. Your throat thing. My hangy-bang-y-bing-e-e.
Starting point is 00:06:09 You've been sick. Oh, yeah. It wasn't me. So, no. Well, there's a reason that we do think it's lunchbox, but we'll get to that later. Okay. Okay. I mean, yeah, every time I swallow, it's painful, and then whatever's, yeah, I just want to be back to normal.
Starting point is 00:06:24 I called Amy last night. I was like, you don't have to come in. Like, nobody ever has to come in. If anything, like, that's mentally draining on you, if, just go, hey, I need a day. You can always have a day. And I was like, and you don't have to come in. Don't follow my example.
Starting point is 00:06:41 If I don't come in, the show doesn't go on. And also, I'm sitting far away from you guys. You're not going to get sick. She's like, no, I feel good. I'm ready to come in. Then I'm hearing that maybe that's not the case. No, no, I feel good. And I got the green light for my doctor because of when the last time my fever was.
Starting point is 00:06:55 But don't feel the pressure to have to even stay. If you need to leave today, you can go. I agree. Well, you too, eyeball. I mean, golly. We both get kicked out. I mean, I have an issue. I've been dealing with this for three days, too.
Starting point is 00:07:07 So, okay, we're here. We're ready to go. So, guys, we're going to play a game. Ready? Come on. Yep. This game is TV themes, but played as video game music. Oh, all right, all right.
Starting point is 00:07:20 So, for example, give me one. Would you know that one? Oh, got it, got to, got it. Fresh Prince of Elvis. You did not have it. Now this is a story. Now you have to count. Good.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Okay. Ready to go. Ready. Yep. All right, you two. Here we go. TV show theme is this. I'm in for the win.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Lunch. Friends. Eddie. Friends. Next one up. Name the video game theme. What are you have? High film.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Eddie? Oh man, I'm going to win this game. Family matters. No, you're both wrong. What? Play the video game theme again. It's full house. That's so dumb.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Yes, you are. Okay, here we go. Number three. Go ahead. Well, then say it. I can't think of it. You want to hear from the beginning? Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Right here at the beginning. Eddie? Magnum P.I. Lunchbox? Beverly Hills, 90210. Boom. Five! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:09:46 You heard it. This part he got here. Yes. Lunchbox up two to one. Three left. Two left. Sorry, two left. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Time from the beginning? Lunchbox? Cheers. Eddie? Nice. Came to you last minute? I needed to hear the beginning again. Once you get down in the weeds, I'm used.
Starting point is 00:10:33 One more. Here we go. Let's write it down. You get it right. You won't win these. He won the game. Why are you yelling over the song? Who?
Starting point is 00:11:05 Who? I mean, question number two, the quote was, I'm going to win this game. Yeah, yeah. It's fired up. Oh, I'm going to win this game. It's hurry. He's fired up. He lets me fire early.
Starting point is 00:11:14 He gets me. He's yelling, man. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. It's not completely warm, but we got it. We got it. I get here.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'm over here in the winter circle. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones I'm writing to see if you can settle a debate My husband and I have been having for
Starting point is 00:11:51 Who the greatest living country artist is of all time I say it's George Strait He says it's Garth Brooks We try to settle it by ranking our three favorite songs of theirs I'm putting them against each other I wanted to see how you guys would vote Who is the greatest of all time We have also listed our three favorite songs
Starting point is 00:12:06 From each artists So team wife is George Strait and she has Amarillo by morning. Carrying your love with me. And the chair. And team husband is Garth Brooks. He has the dance. If Tomorrow Never Comes.
Starting point is 00:12:27 If Tomorrow Never. And the Thunder Rolls. It's signed Claire, the George Strait stand. Now, if you were only ranking it on those three songs, George Strait wins. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, those are great songs. Because I don't think you feel like. I don't feel like pick the best guard songs.
Starting point is 00:12:47 But there is no clear winner here because Garth Brooks is the greatest of all time in my opinion. He has done things that nobody else has ever done. But even Garth says he got there on the shoulders of people like George Strait. Now, that doesn't mean that George Strait's the greatest. It means that Garth got to be the greatest, in my opinion, by taking some stuff from George Strait. But some people still think it's George Strait like Amy, for example. I love Garth Brooks, but I would choose George Strait. Like I'm siding with Claire.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Why don't know where we're going to side? Okay, fine. Garth Brooks then. Ready? Hey, I love George Strait, but Garth is the man. I'm siding team husband. Lunchbox. It's easy, man.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I'm a music savant, and it has to be Garth Brooks. Well, he has spoken. He's a music savant. Savant. What do you think savant means lunchbox? It means really smart. Savant means really smart. What would you think it means, Eddie?
Starting point is 00:13:34 An expert in whatever you're talking about, like a savant in country music. I'm an expert. I like it. Savant actually means a very learned or talented person, especially one distinguished in a particular field. Oh, wow. Which is lunchbox and music. Smart. That's right.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Well, if we had to settle on the show, Garth Brooks wins three to one. Yeah. But there is no. There is no. There's no. There's no. And it's interesting, like the men are with the husband and I.
Starting point is 00:13:55 No, that's not why. No, it's not sexist. It's George and Garth. We just like Garth better, and you can't pin that on being sexist. Because that's what you did. No. You said the men or with the husband. No.
Starting point is 00:14:05 No, I should have phrased it differently. Yes, you should have. Okay. Because I was going to say, maybe Garth Brooks draws the men more and George draws the women. Morgan, who do you like better? Garth Brooks.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I'm sorry. Come on. There goes that theory. I'm sorry. I wanted to help you, but older women. What? They're both great.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I'm older than more. Obviously it's four to one Garth wins. Yeah, yeah. But Garth would say George Strait, so you can have that vote too, so it's four to two. Gotcha, thanks. All right. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Claire, we appreciate that. We do not side in your favor, though. Garth Brooks, 148 million albums sold worldwide. Come on. George Strait, 120 million albums. I mean. So Garth wins that one. Not totally far off.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Garth Brooks is the best-selling solo artist of all time trailing only the Beatles. Did you know that? That's impressive. George Wright is 60 number ones, though. Yes, he does. Okay, we're done. They're both great. Nobody's a real winner.
Starting point is 00:14:57 The show votes Garth Brooks, though. All right, thank you. We got your email and we found to close. Bobby's Bellback. Let's talk to Ashley, who is in Texas. Hey, Ashley, what's going on? Morning studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:15:13 It's my birthday. I actually just turned 21 like 15 minutes ago technically. And I wanted to ask the studio what y'all were doing on y'all's 21st birthday. That's a great question. Can you go back and remember at Lunchbox 21? What did you do? Yeah, I had a keger at my parents' house because some people weren't 21. So we had a couple kegs, drank there.
Starting point is 00:15:32 And then we went out to 6th Street and just got shwasted. What's that word? What's that word? What's the mixture of words there? What's the hybrid? Wasted, sideways, just everything. Oh, shasted. Wasted, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:44 That's a sure. 21, Amy, remember? I was in college. I was at Texas A&M, and I just went out with some friends. My birthday is around St. Patrick's Day. So I remember there being, like, green beer, because at midnight, technically, I was turning. And so in college station or Bryan area, there was two bars across from each other. One, you had to be 18 and up to get in, and the other one across the street, Tarmigan, you had to be 21.
Starting point is 00:16:07 That an 18 bar? 18 and up. Was X's on the hands? What else do they do in there? They're like music or something? I mean, no, just hang out. You wouldn't be able, you just get to hang out. But across the street, 21 and up.
Starting point is 00:16:19 So it's like we finally got to go across the street. It's like a big deal. Eddie? The only thing I remember was going to the store and buy my beer for my dad and my brother and me. Like that was the big one. Like, don't worry, guys. I got it. I got the ID.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I will buy this one. That was really cool. Extremely alcohol-based answers. Well, yeah, 21 or 21. Bobby? Other than that, what's the year? You know what? I didn't think about that at first, 21.
Starting point is 00:16:42 What did you do on your 21st birthday? I don't know. Exactly. You don't remember anything about it? I worked, probably. It depends on what day a week it was. I'm sure there was something. I had some cake.
Starting point is 00:16:53 But other than that, it's just a regular birthday. 21 is the year you can drink. That's the only reason we remember it. Yeah. Morgan, do you remember your 21? Not really. I had 24 shots on my 21st birthday. You had 20 first of all.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Wow. Is that possible? But you had 24 on your 21st? Yeah, so what, it was in Manhattan, Kansas, and what they do at my college was create a shot book. All you? your friends put together a little scrapbook and you had this whole shop book and somebody carried it around with you all night and it wrote down who bought the shot you had to sign it
Starting point is 00:17:20 every time what your quote was after you took a shot and I filled out the entirety of my 21 shot book and then I just kept going because that was good I was ready to go 24 shots 24 guys I don't know but it also depends what you're doing like you could do 24 lemon drops no problem no no problem here I don't know that's a lot there's gonna be a problem yeah again I don't drink, never drank, so I don't know. 24 seems like a lot, though. 24 shots, what did you say? Sway.
Starting point is 00:17:50 I mean, it's sort of like when you, and you're doing mixed shots, right? Why do you always knock her down? No, no, I'm asking. But why would you immediately go, that ain't that much? No, no, I'm saying if you're doing lemon drops, something like that, if you're doing straight shots of whiskey. But why don't you ask her, like, hey, what were you drinking before you jump on? I might not have been that much.
Starting point is 00:18:05 But I would assume that you're not drinking 24 straight shots. Cahua. Ask her. Were you drinking straight shots? I had a mix of things. but I did have fireball. I had tequila. I had vodka shots,
Starting point is 00:18:16 but I also had some mix that you're talking about. That's what I mean. A blend of everything. This sounds terrible. But if you have eight hard shots, just say eight out of 24. That's slaced it.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Isn't that a lot? Yes. Yeah. It was wild. But I have the documentation to prove it. No, we don't have to see it. You're good.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I would love to see it. Yeah, I do. But the best part about the end of the shopbook is the last page is my signature is not at all eligible. Like, that was the whole point of the book to document how far
Starting point is 00:18:42 you go down over the course of the night. I think Morgan does definitely have a crazy tolerance somehow. Because she's so little, you know, and I just don't know how she consumes what she does without falling over. Okay, but speaking a little, and Ray has no tolerance. Ray has one drink, and he's like, well, everybody processes differently. Yeah. Ray, remember 21?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah, I worked at a gas station until like 10, and my buddy goes, well, you got to celebrate your 21st birthday. So we went to the liquor store, got a bottle of Malibu, and knocked on the neighbor girl's door and said, hey, it's my 21st, want to party? We kind of knew them. We're at their place until like 3 a.m. It was awesome. Where'd you live?
Starting point is 00:19:22 San Marcos, Texas, college. Ashley, so what are you going to do for your birthday? Well, tonight my parents are taking me to dinner for my first official big girl drink. And then Saturday night, we're going out and having fun. Yeah. Don't do not do what Morgan did. No, it's great. Most people can not do that, though.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Yeah, you're right. That just sounds like so much. Okay. Hey, Ashley, happy birthday. Thank you, Bobby. All right, see you later. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Tell me something good. This guy, Joe, grows a bunch of vegetables. About 10 years ago, he retired, and then he took up gardening as a hobby. You know, I've never had the interest to garden. Do you garden? Yes, dude, it's awesome. Well, I mean, I play awesome. Yes, I don't have, like, vegetables or anything, but I plant flowers, so that's gardening.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Do you garden? No. At all ever? I planed as some flowers and I mean they die within about two months. We grew watermelons as a kid. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:20:19 That's awesome. It's easy. Really? Yeah, there's nothing to it. In Arkansas you just put up seeds in the ground. Oh, you throw a watermelon, just let it rot. Does that? We didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:20:30 You can grow watermelon. So if I just throw up my backyard, I'll throw a watermelon. I don't know if that's true. Eddie's talking about the one. I don't know that that's going to guarantee a growth. It doesn't matter. This guy, Joe, he retired. He's gardening.
Starting point is 00:20:40 And so he now produces. he's hundreds of plants and vegetables every single year. And he gives them pretty much all the way to his friends and his neighbors. And even strangers who pass by his home. And they're like, dang, look that guy's awesome garden. And he's like, would you like a cucumber? And so that's what he does. He's got a greenhouse.
Starting point is 00:20:58 And people just know he's the vegetable guy. So sometimes people that need food will come by and be like, hey, can I get a few vegetables? And he always has something to give them. He's been generous and he's been doing this for over a decade, probably giving away thousands and thousands of vegetables, but he says he does it, and to be able to give back to the community is super important to him.
Starting point is 00:21:17 To which I think the giving back part is great, but man, I just don't feel like gardening and growing stuff would be fun. It's like raising kids in a weird way, but it's easier because... Also, it doesn't seem fun. Wow, not fun, I guess, but rewarding because it's cool. You plant something, and then it grows to be something really cool. At least a kid can take care of you when you're older.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah, that's true. You do that. Change your diaper. Yeah, an egg plant? I can't do that. I ain't doing much. All right, great job, though. Love to see people giving back.
Starting point is 00:21:45 That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Mike D said he saw this story. And you can buy this on the dark web? Yeah. It's crazy. I guess everything on the dark web has to be creepy. Did they ever do anything good on the dark web?
Starting point is 00:21:59 No. Does anyone ever go to the dark web to, like, give away free stuff or help charity? Never seen it. Okay. So here's Mike D's Dark Web story of the day. Tell them what you can buy on the dark web. You can buy this thing called, mismatch mania and you hire somebody to create a fake reality show and get your internet
Starting point is 00:22:16 crush to be a part of it. So if you're like a fan of some certain influencer. Let's just say someone loves lunchbox. Yes. So and they're like I have a huge crush on lunchbox. It's it to me. Let's say I have a huge crush on lunchbox. And I'm like, I really want a chance to go and date lunchbox. I want to buy this. What can I get if I pay you? So you hire this production company. They seek him out to be a part of this cast. They tell them it's a dating show. And And then they get him to, you know, fly out to this place. And then the whole thing is geared towards you getting closer to that person. How much does this cost?
Starting point is 00:22:48 The bidding starts at $50,000. And if you pay the $50,000, like, what do I get if I hire you to make sure lunchbox falls in love with me? You get the fake camera crew. You get the fake crew. You get the fake contestants who will all be plotting out ways to you get closer to them. So it's basically a set up game show that the person thinks they're on. but do they make you look better? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Like you make me look like a stud in front of lunchbox. They make you win all the games if you want to win them. They make it to where they don't talk to lunchbox. Only you get to talk to lunchbox. I mean, that's expensive. That's very expensive for them to just find out at the end that it's fake. No, no, no. All they ever find out at the end.
Starting point is 00:23:26 They never find out. So you just go through it like it's a real one? That's the whole point of it. And the show eventually gets canceled or something. Like they don't throw them. They legit film it. They send them clips. They make it seem like it's going to be on the air.
Starting point is 00:23:36 And then you say later, oh, it got canceled. Wow, wow, wow. Your whole relationship's a lie. So you could trick them, make them fall in love with you for $50,000. And you can get this in the dark web. It's a pretty good little racket, though. You're building a whole set. I mean, it costs money, hire people, cameras, crew.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Pretty funny. I guess for the girl of your dreams, like, yeah, 50 grand? Make it happen? This is, no. But there's no guarantee show. No, there's no guarantee. Morgan, what if some guy hired you? I hired and paid the money and you went up and did this show and you found out later.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I didn't have to pay the money. Right. Somebody else did the, and you liked a guy. Let's say Ray Mundo did it. And Ray hired the crew. You went up and did the show. You and him matched at the end. It was all set up.
Starting point is 00:24:19 And you're together and you're in a happy relationship, but you find out nine months later, Ray set the whole thing up and pay $50 grand because he wanted to meet you. I feel like I would be excited because I finally found my person. But then it would be on the flip side. I'm like, that's really creepy that you went through
Starting point is 00:24:34 all that and dating. That's messed up, man. Like, aside in the fact that it was a lie that it's just so creepy that you would pay that. much money and do all of that just to talk to me. Like, why didn't I talk to you in the first place? Ray? Why don't you talk to you, buddy? Why'd you do that? Well, I mean, it's genius. Honestly, your first date's going to be on camera, your first kiss on camera. All the first are all there for the rest of your lives. And you're not going to look like a creep. You're going to look like a
Starting point is 00:24:56 creep until it comes out at some point. And you look like a freaking psycho. But also, can you say, like, well, how else was I supposed to get your attention? Because like, if there's... Morgan Howells? What's he supposed to get your attention? I mean, did he DM me? Did he, did he reach out to me in another way? Did we meet on a date? Like, did he try anything else before paying $50,000 to get my attention? And it's an auction. When is it over? I don't know on this one. You got to spend any time on there? I didn't log on the dark web and find out. Pretty funny though. Mike D's dark web story of the day. I like it. What? If he's, if he does, if he has a ton of money, then the 50,000 may seem like, you know, if somebody sent 20 bucks to try to get your
Starting point is 00:25:35 attention. Correct. But it is a lot of money, but it's also the absolute lie. Yes. And the links that you're going through to lie. But then how attracted you are to them, it's like y'all talk about that, you know, scale of hot versus crazy or whatever. Attraction versus and you kind of rate. Yeah, it's like, for example, so I've heard the hotter someone is, the crazier
Starting point is 00:25:58 they can be. They're allowed to be because they're hot. Because you're going to take their crap a little more because they're hotter. But speaking of money, if they go in debt for something like this, that's a lot of attractive. And that's not a good investment. You look at the credit card statement. Like, what? What is this?
Starting point is 00:26:12 Psychotic Game Show $50,000. All right, Mike, thank you. Yeah. There's a whole article where chefs are ranking their favorite sauces of all time. You can go as specific as you want. You can go as generic as you want. If somebody goes generic, you can still go specific. I'm not even going to read any of them because we're going to do a sauce draft.
Starting point is 00:26:32 So we'll each draft our sauces. Each of us get three teams. We're going to roll the dice for random order. It's me, Amy, lunchbox. Eddie and Morgan. Mike, roll the dice. Tell us who goes first. So, four, Eddie goes first.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Come on. Eddie, you get the first overall pick in the sauce draft. Best dipping sauces. What are you going first, Eddie? That's a lot of pressure to go first. First round pick, let's go. But I got it. It's Ranch.
Starting point is 00:26:58 That's the most powerful sauces of them all. Eddie goes ranch, solid first round pick. Morgan? Oh, no, mine beats yours. It is Papa John's garlic sauce. Papa John's garlic sauce, very specific. I like it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It's me. Are you tasting them? Imagine in my mouth right now. I just got to go. I got to be true to who I am. Because sometimes when you're not true to who you are and you don't win, you're like, dang, I wish I just would have been true to who I am. Now I'm going to go mustard.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Oh. Just because mustard itself is just awesome. And it is what it is. I love mustard. Power to people. I just say random things to make people like me. Amy, what do you have? Well, thank you for saying.
Starting point is 00:27:42 true to yourself so that I can stay true to myself with ketchup. It's a good one. Lunchbox, you have the final pick of this first round. Ranch is taken. Papa John's garlic sauce is taken. Mustard. Ketchup.
Starting point is 00:27:56 And you pick. Barbecue sauce. Solid. Barbecue sauce. What I did my fries in. And I know a lot of people in America do that. All right. Barbecue sauce.
Starting point is 00:28:05 We're going to, we get you. Yeah, thank you, man. Should you say it slower you think? I'm not her. Barbecue sauce. Barbecue. Barbecue. All right, lunchbox, second round. Now, since you went last to the first round, you go, first to second round.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Yeah. Chick-fil-A sauce. God. Dang, that's what I wanted. Oh, same. And it gets a roar from the crowd. That was my sleeper. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:30 All right. I go honey mustard. It's good. I'm going to go waterburger spicy ketchup. Oh, ho. There you go. What was your first mustard? That's solid.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Tough is the regionality of that one. I know. It's national now. As long as you nail your niche, a niche is stronger than being generic. But you've got to nail the niche. Morgan. I'm going niche, Taco Bell's hot sauce. Oh, you got a niche niche niche.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Eddie. Hey, you can't get mozzarella sticks or calamari without marinara sauce. Come on. Yeah, I guess marinara. I get marinara confused with the other red one. What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:29:12 What? What you're talking about? That's the one you put shrimp in. Cocktail sauce. That's not going to be here. Oh, yeah. That's the difference. One tastes like pizza.
Starting point is 00:29:22 One tastes like shrimp. Mariner's pizza. Yeah, what's the other? One's hot. One's hot. I don't know what it's called. What are you all talking about? Is it the shrimp one?
Starting point is 00:29:29 That's the official name of it? Yeah. Cocktail sauce? That makes no sense. Why's it called cocktail sauce? You don't eat it with cocktails? Correct. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:29:37 I don't know, dude. That's shrimp cocktail. That's a shrimp cocktail. Oh, that makes sense. A cocktail. It's a cocktail and a shrimp cup. Okay. Yes, answer.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Barbecue. It's got a barbecue sauce. Go ahead. No, no, it's not me. It's Eddie goes. I'd say he had a question. No, no. I did have a question about the difference in the cocktail and the whatever, but you told me that.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Yeah. I mean, answer to it. Okay, Eddie, you have two on the board. You'll go first for the third round. You have ranch and marinera sauce. In the draft of sauces, what do you have? Man. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I'm going to have to finish strong with terriaki. sauce. Let's go! Like how you said it. What? Terriaki. Terriaki. Morgan? I consider this like a dipping sauce. I dip everything in it. It's sour cream. Yes, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Okay, it's over to me. I got mustard and waterburger spicy ketchup. Here's the thing. I want to, should I be true to myself or kind of true to myself? And you do you, man. I thought you just said a minute ago. He did. You got to stay true to yourself.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Sometimes you've got to pivot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because both are true to me, but once is way more true to me. Huh. Well, you haven't even said the one that is so true to you. I know. That's what I'm probably going to say, but I just overruled it with another one that's kind of true to me. If you say cocktail, you're not being true to yourself.
Starting point is 00:30:57 That's not it. I'm going to go with queso. Is that a dipping sauce or a shit? Yes, it is. You absolutely stole mine. Wow. That's pretty good. Yeah, Koso, I'm true to myself still, but not so so true, because there's one I'm
Starting point is 00:31:12 Go ahead, Amy. Wait, are we done? You were done? No, no, you got to go. I mean, you. Yeah, after this break, we'll come. No, yeah, we're not done. I thought you were going to do A1. I know, that was the one that was super true to me.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Oh, wow. Oh, thank you, Amy. I'll write that down. I mean, I'm not saying it's strong. Okay, then if Bobby went Koso, I'll go salsa. Okay. Lunchbox? Thanks for leaving it on the board from you guys.
Starting point is 00:31:36 You go, you get your carrots, you dip in it. You get your pita chips, you dip in it. Give me hummus. Boom. You talked about hummus? Absolutely. People love hummus. You are underestimating the power of hummus.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Is that on your peanut dimpe tacos? Of course it is. And be sure it's dipping sauces. Yeah, yeah. Not just sauces. Good one. No, because it is. I said it.
Starting point is 00:31:56 If we just say sauces, people are going to argue with this because we picked hummus and Kayso. Right. I mean, I never dip anything in terriaki sauce. Sure you do. Name one thing you dip in terriarchy sauce, Bobby. They do your hot wings.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Exactly. Never dipped it in there. It comes covered in it. It's fine, though. I'm just saying. Buffalo sauce. That's on my list. That's good too.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Buffalo, soy sauce I had on my list. I had soy sauce, but I don't use that. So, okay. I had that, but it didn't feel good for being true to you. Because that's what it's all about, being true to yourself. That's why he went home is. That's right. Okay, that's it.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Go to bobbybones.com. Vote for the team. Don't vote for just the top one because everybody didn't get the first pick. Vote for the team. Or if you had to take one of these with just the three that you'd vote. Bobbybones.com. Bobbybones.com. Bobbybones.com.
Starting point is 00:32:40 All right, go get it. Thank you. I just want to start with an update here. And I want to go to Eddie because Eddie last week you said you and your wife were going to try an app to find a babysitter. Yeah. But it was weird to you because you never used an app and you never hired a babysitter that you didn't know. All the babysitters we've had, we've like known them for a while. We know their family really well, something like that. Is it a swipe thing like a dating?
Starting point is 00:33:00 Yeah, dude, it's like Tinder, but for babysitting. Where the babysitter goes, I'll also get with that family. Yeah, well, you send out, if I, correct me if I'm wrong, but you send out like, hey, I'm looking for a babysitter for this. this time and then all these people kind of whoever wants to do it but do you got 20 people that want to do it you get the notifications yeah and then you pick from there and then you found one yeah we found one and she came and she watched all four of my boys dude apparently well she was nice we talked to her for like the first you know 20 minutes or whatever and then we left but my boys were like she was awesome guys like dad they she was so great she was not mean she let us do whatever
Starting point is 00:33:35 blah blah whatever but she was also a good babysitter great and then the babysitter goes your boys are the most well-behaved boys I've ever babysat. Like, they were really good, respectful, they did whatever, they never argued with me. They're active, but they were really good. So either they worked something out together to tell us that they were both really good, or she was just awesome. So you'll use her again? Yeah, we got her number.
Starting point is 00:33:57 So now we got her number, and I don't know, can I do this? Can I just go to her directly? Yeah. 100%. Save the fee from the app. See, I don't know if there's a fee that we had to pay for the app. It takes it out of her money. Got it.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Oh, so save her the fee. Save her. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, like, if you're charging, if you're paying her, you know, 50 bucks for the night, they probably take $8 of that or whatever. And so she only made 42. We got ourselves a babysitter. How old is she?
Starting point is 00:34:22 She's a grad student, so I think she was like 22. Adult adult. Yeah, 23 maybe? Not 17. No, no, not a kid. An adult. Is she lived near? Does that Matt?
Starting point is 00:34:31 Yeah. Dang. It's amazing. Like, I've never. Did you pick her or did your wife? My wife picked her. Okay. Well, there's no way I would pick her.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Do you see pictures? Yeah. Is that why you asked? Is that why you asked? I'm just asking. Is that why you asked the question? Do you get lost thinking you were in a day-in-app? No, I just wondered if Eddie's the one that did the picking.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I did not. Because he was like, she was. Did you do the picking when you did it? No, my wife did. Okay, exactly. I think the wives do the pick-in. But it was just funny because Eddie was like, she was amazing. And I was like, uh-oh, he sounds like he liked her.
Starting point is 00:35:03 No. I talked to her for like five minutes. Okay, don't pin this on him. He's literally talking about the app. That's coming from lunchbox's brain. It sounds like you're projecting onto him. Yeah. That's what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:35:15 You don't ever, like in the movies. You sound like you're projecting onto him. In the movies. Listen to movies. What movies are you talking about? What kind of movies? The hot babysitter shows up. Wow, wow, wow.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Yeah, the plumber. Yeah. I'm looking for a plumber. Okay. So you thumbs it up? Thumbs up, man. What's it called? It's a windy app.
Starting point is 00:35:33 W-Y-N-D-Y. W-Y. N-D-Y. You're not. We're not being paid for it. No. No, it's a good app, dude. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Last minute, cancellation, you just throw it up there. And, I mean, you get responses quick. Well, I'm glad that worked for you. Yeah, man. Lifebox also had some stuff out. You went yard sailing. Oh, my gosh. Let me tell you, I went garage sailing.
Starting point is 00:35:53 And let me tell you, people don't know how to garage sale anymore. So I go and there's a, you know, a bucket full of toys. I'm like, cool, let's get the boys some trucks. And they're looking at the trucks. And they're $10 a piece. And I'm like, guys, it's a garage sale. they should be $2 to $3 max. Inflation.
Starting point is 00:36:11 You're trying to sell this stuff. Man, it was like a quarter back in the day. That's what I mean, but $10. You're getting rid of crap that you don't even want anymore. You're not getting rid of stuff that you would like a good return on investment. You're getting rid of crap you don't want anymore. And so I ask them, I'm like, oh, here, I can give you two bucks for these trucks. She goes, I'll go down to eight.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Eight? No, I can buy it brand new for 12. Like, I'm trying to help you out. So, no. So then you moved to the next one. You went to Yartels to help people out? Take it off their. hands for two bucks. So nice of you. And then you go to the another one and a shirt that's used.
Starting point is 00:36:44 $5. What? Give me a, it should be a dollar for a kid's shirt. You can go to Burlington Co factory and get a brand new on like the knockoffs for five bucks. I'm not going to pay you $5 for a shirt that's been worn. It sounds like you just don't like the new rules of yard sales. No, yard sales have gone downhill. Like I don't know what what people's problems are. If they just don't know how to do it anymore. If they, or just getting so angry. He was like having fun with Eddie segment and all of a sudden he's angry. It's like he flipped. Oh, he did. You want to talk about the babysitting app again?
Starting point is 00:37:15 Will that make you feel better? Yeah, kind of. It was a rough. What do you want to say to everybody right now? I'm just saying, if you're going to rot, if you're putting on a garage sale, learn how to do it. Like, don't try to overcharge
Starting point is 00:37:24 and be ridiculous with your prices. We come looking for a deal. We don't come looking to get ripped off and our eyes poked out in our wallet. Wow. It sounds like you were traumatized. I mean, you have $10 for a truck. Get out of here.
Starting point is 00:37:37 You know, You know what? It is a lot of work to put on a garage sale. You don't realize it's done to do it. You know what's really hard work is taking all that stuff back in your house. Yeah. When you don't sell it because you're charging $10. He's way too angry right now. This has gotten nuclear even.
Starting point is 00:37:50 It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. Last week, 60-year-old Robert Wallstrom was driving near the main New Hampshire border when he accidentally swerved and was going off the road. So he overcorrected. Left the roadway on the other side. Down a ditch.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Hits a rock. Boom, into the trees. Car on fire. Oh, no. What's going to happen? Well, some neighbor heard it, rushed out, got Robert out of the car. But Robert's on fire. So the neighbor puts out the flames of Robert, who's burning.
Starting point is 00:38:25 He was on fire? He was on fire. And he stayed with him, called 911, so the paramedics arrived and they got him to the hospital. This person, probably from New Hampshire. Probably. I don't know they came from the main side or the New Hampshire side. It doesn't say. the thing. I have a theory of the New Hampshire
Starting point is 00:38:41 doesn't really exist, but if it does, it's full of only amazing people. So it's either someone from New Hampshire or this whole story's made up. That's a good point. What do you think? Made up? Probably made up. Well, there you go. But let's just act like it's not. Because it's presented to us as news. Then somebody
Starting point is 00:38:57 from New Hampshire, an excellent person, heard a crash, ran to it. Don't know if I would have done that. No, I mean, that's crazy. Or would even thought to do that. I'd have been like, I wonder what that was. Secondly, you see a car burning. I guess, Mike, you saw a car. burning and you didn't run to it, right? Why not? Somebody could have been in there.
Starting point is 00:39:14 He said it was raging. He said it's raining. I was like, well, risked his life to go and save this person. That is an excellent story. That is a hero. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it.
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