The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Lunchbox's Wedding Speech Issue + Would You Pay To Be Buried Alive Then Dug Up? + Mailbag: First Dance Song Might Create Bad Juju

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

Lunchbox is going to his cousin's wedding, but he has an issue. He's not sure if he's expected to give a speech since he is a "celebrity." We debate if Lunchbox is truly a "celebrity" and try to help him with his issue. Plus, a company is offering a service that will burry you alive and then dig you back up as a weird life affirming experience. We go around the room to see if any of us would do it. Mailbag: a listener writes in needing advice about her first dance song. She is getting married soon and the song "Second Guessing" by Florida Georgia Line has been her and her fiancé's song since the beginning of their relationship, so she wants it to be their first dance. But her fiancé thinks since Florida Georgia Line isn't together anymore, it might be bad juju for them to dance to it. We share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get started at redfin.com. Own the dream. Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go. Up first. He's more worried about dressing to impress Jerry Jones.

Jones than his own wife. Here he is, but a few things to say it is producer. Eddie. What up, Betty? Good morning. Guys, my three-year-old is a hoot. We took him to the doctor to get some shots. And I guess we hadn't really done that yet. And his reaction was hilarious.

The doctor goes up. He gets his arm. He says, all right, this isn't going to hurt at all. Pricks his arm. And my son punches the doctor right in the chest and goes, Hey, that hurt. I laughed so hard. What the doctor do?

He laughed. He's just like, oh, okay, I'm sorry. Well, we're done, we're done. And then he goes, that's never happened to me before. Oh, wow. So he just wotted up his fist and let him have it. Oh, it was just like, oh, you hurt me? I'll hurt you.

So I'm assuming you laugh, but you have to have a conversation after that, right? And say, I really don't know how to handle that. I've never dealt with that in my life. So we just kind of laughed and say, hey, hey, don't, don't, don't hit. I mean, I think we tell him don't hit probably 20 times a day. Does he hit his brothers like that straight up fist? He punches them in the face. Oh.

His older brothers. And so I'm sure they hit him back, but he's tough as nails. They don't really punch him back. They just push him down. And then he gets back up. He's like, okay, okay, break it up, guys. Break it up. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. One time I heard to scream up in the second floor, and I'm like, what is going on? And he had two of the older brothers cornered, and he had a baseball, like, about to throw up to him. I'm like, oh, this is crazy. He's three years old. That's funny. I love him. Okay.

Up next, he's an adult league, rec soccer star. Oops, I meant to say manager. manager. Here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Guys, I'm back. I'm back. At what? Twitter. I'm back in. I'm back in. We talked about it the other day about me.

You got hacked. I got hacked. My account was taken over by some crypto bot guy, you know, doing all this crypto advertising. And so I had to contact Twitter and they had to go through some verification process. You had to contact Twitter. Okay. Morgan number two, contacted some contacts at Twitter. I don't know what all she did behind the scenes. but then I went to Twitter and last night I was able to get back into my account and I sat there for 45 minutes deleting tweets from that loser that took over my account. Did he message people in DMs?

Oh, I didn't even check DMs. I mean, I was replying and replying. Every tweet, any tweet out there, he was replying to tweets and had nothing to do with anything saying you can be a part of this. And then it had a picture of Elon Musk and 45 minutes. I'm like, dude, get alive. He's back, though. He's back. He's back. He's back.

All right, she makes her own deodor and her own fancy coffee drinks and brings them in a jar. Here she is. Amy, everybody. Well, so we all do weird things, right? I don't know. I don't know. You go first. Are you, yeah, what are you warming us up to?

Well, I just realized how regularly I shower with my cat. I feel like it's two bars, one stone. Does your cat get wet? She likes to come in there. What? I don't know. She just kind of comes up to the door, and then, puts her paws so I open it up and she comes right in and then I give her a little bath and then

she goes out. I don't do anything weird like shower on my cat. Oh that's weird. Yeah that's weird. Like you've never showered with an animal. Oh. I don't think I have the only thing I've done with. No. I mean, no. Okay. None of my dogs want to get in the shower. The only thing I've ever showered with is a steak. A what? Frozen steak. Because it'd be frozen and I'd put it in the state and I put it in the shower and it would also warm up. It thaw out. What? It's my single days. That's pretty weird. It's not, it's got to thaw it out. Okay, that's right.

Not wasting water and it's clean. Put it in the floor. Put it in the floor. It's in a package still. Oh. And you let it shower and warm up. That's about as weird as I get. I think the cat takes the cake. Yeah, that's very weird.

From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he always wears glasses, and Arkansas is going to kick Auburn's Bobby Bones. Oh. I didn't say that, by the way, if any Auburn people want to message me if we do happen to lose. Okay, here's the thing. My dog had ACL surgery. He's been bouncing back slowly but surely And I told you we put him in the suit

So he doesn't have to wear the big neck cone Because the neck cone keeps him from licking his wound Right? But they have these body suits you can put them in And they can't get to the wound because they're in a body suit And he's fine with wearing the clothes, no problem I went in this morning, I got a picture of it Somehow he got the complete suit off of him The skin tight suit

He was laying there How is that possible? No idea I saw a picture of that and I don't know I could barely get myself out Exactly I can't even get my jeans off sometimes After I've had like a big dinner I walk and he's in his bed and his whole suit is laying on the ground.

Somehow he got his feet in it, kicked it off, pushed his body through and was butt naked in the bed. He's licking his wound all night long having the guy just sound like like bender. One on a wound licking bender. You think maybe he got help from someone like Eller? I don't think it's an inside job. Okay. Ghost dog. Yeah, ghost dog. Oh my gosh.

Nobody mentioned the ghost dog. But he's on his way back. You know, I worry that he would like re-tear or whatever they put in there, but I found out they put a metal. It's metal rod in there. Oh, wow. So he can't actually re-tear that. And he's going to set off every metal detector at the airport. Well, he only flies private since his book came out.

Okay. So it doesn't matter anymore. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. Longtime listener, first-time emailer.

My fiance and I have a song together. It's called Second Guessing by Florida Georgia Line. It's been our song since the start of the relationship. Here's a clip of the song. We want to use it during our first dance, but should we still play it at our wedding or not? I think we should, but my fiance doesn't because they aren't together anymore. And that would create bad ju-ju.

Does that mean we're going to get divorced if we play a song by a couple that's divorced? The other choice is you, acoustic by Dan and Shay. What do you think? Is it bad to use a first dance song from a band that isn't together anymore because that's our first choice? Or do we use the second because they are? Thanks in advance. Megan, the bride and the dilemma. If we couldn't play music anymore because the bands broke up and as bad juju, we'd be screwed.

Yeah, we'd never hear music. Right. I mean, you couldn't play a haul and oats song for 15 years. The Beatles. They're finally, well, they're dead, though. They broke up and they died. So, yeah, if you like the Florida Georgia Line song, go with it. Yeah.

Because eventually, they're going to do like every super successful group. They're going to get back together and go like... Right now, I would agree. But mark my word. Eventually, five, seven years, they'll be back together again. When they realize that, dang, we had something really good. We're making a lot of money without doing a whole lot of work anymore. They're going to be like, let's do like a reunion tour and make some cash.

Rascal Flats officially, mark my word. They're going to get back together and play. Everybody gets back together. Both seem tough right now. agree, but I, fine, play the song. Don't you guys agree? There's no reason to not play the song. Yes, play the song. Totally play the song, although it will be interesting if you fast forward and you don't

make it, the foreshadowing there. No, you didn't make it because you guys didn't make it. I don't know the song. It had nothing to do with Florida Georgia Line. Mark my word, you're fine. No, I don't mark my word, you're fine, but this song has nothing to do with it. Give it a go. Give it a go.

I say you go at second guessing by Florida Georgia Line. Yeah, that's your song. And it sounds like a good song. Yeah. Do what, yeah, do it. Go for it. All right. Thank you, Megan.

and that's the mailbag We got your email and we've read it on the air Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag Yeah Lunchbox you have a wedding this weekend Yeah my cousin's getting married So I'll be attending the festivities

But the problem is I have an issue And I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it Like something uncomfortable or what? Well, I don't know if I'm expected to give a speech Because You to give a speech? No, she hasn't asked me to give a speech But I am

a celebrity and usually I feel like if a celebrity is at a wedding people are probably like oh man it's so neat to have a celebrity here that they expect the celebrity to stand up and say something okay around the room who so I figured it would go like who thinks lunchbox is a celebrity no not nobody okay just making sure okay so I was thinking you know it's like they do the mate of honor then the groom like the what is he called best man and then I figure they would hand me the microphone and I would give it. You know, sometimes the parents give a speech, but I figure everybody's going to be like, anticipating like, oh, is that celebrity going to get up?

Is the celebrity going to get up? I see the celebrity. Why is he not getting up? So I don't know. Do I just grab the mic and go for it? Am I supposed to give a speech? How, like I just need your guys's opinion. Do you feel like they think you're a celebrity?

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like my aunt, every time she's, I'm with her and we see people, she's like, oh my gosh, if you met lunchboxies from the Bibone show, they're on a national. radio show. She gets really excited and tells everybody. Is that embarrass you? Also, if you have to explain who you are, are you a celebrity? She's having to explain, this is him, this who he is.

No, no, I mean, sometimes she's like, oh, this is really him. You know, I know it's crazy, but yeah, we're related. So she gets real excited. So I assume that everybody at the wedding is going to kind of know, like, probably, hey, I'm going to be there. I'd have something just in case. Okay. They hand you the mic, but I don't think I would grab the mic.

Okay. So I don't just take it upon. myself to grab the mic and do my celebrity duty. I just wait for them to come to me. I don't think you're a celebrity. I don't think there is a celebrity duty and I don't think you should say anything unless they ask you to say something. It's not your wedding. Oh, okay. Because I mean, yeah, I figure when you go to weddings, Bobby, if you're there, you probably give a speech. Never. Not once unless someone's asked me. Oh, well, I think mostly because if I go, I'm just somebody that's at the wedding and that's all. I don't feel like I'm there. There's any sort of

celebrity buzz about it. Yeah, you're never just anybody there. When you're at the wedding, you may feel like you're trying to act like you're just there because just being a normal person, but everybody else is looking at you like, man, they have a celebrity at their wedding. Look at the celebrity.

I'm going to tell you, most people have no idea. They have no idea. Well, you keep that humble, but I mean, it's being real. Keep that humble, but I'm just telling you. Around the room, should lunchbox go and deliver a speech at his cousin's wedding unasked because he's a celebrity, Amy? No. Absolutely not.

Eddie? No, and you even said be prepared at Bones. I think there's zero percent chance they're going to ask him to speak. So I say no. He's just trying to help him out. Let us know what you end up doing. And if you do, say a few things, record it. But I don't think they're...

One, I don't think you're a celebrity. I don't think any of us are celebrities. And then two, I don't think there's a celebrity rule that you have to say something unless you're paid to be there. And three, you're good. You're good. You don't need to. Okay. It's going to be a good cousin. I am going to be a good cousin.

And if I do give a speech, I will. I'll nail it. And I'll give you guys a shout out. Really? Why? Thanks. I don't know. Why not?

You'll probably record it to you. Why not? Yeah. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Get home there's something good. 16-year-old Cody Newton has had a rough year when his dad passed away, but the Phillies are in the playoffs this season. So he's like, man, I got to go honor my dad.

I got to go to a game. So he went a couple weeks ago when they were playing the Braes. And he was talking to the guy sitting next to him. He's like, oh, what are you here for? He's like, man, me and my dad used to come to the Phillies games. He died earlier this year. So the guy went on Facebook and said, man, this kid is here to honor his dad.

So another fan saw and said, hey, I have season tickets. Now that the Phillies advance, he got to go to game three of the NLCS. That's pretty cool. That's awesome. Which is the series right before the World Series. They're in the World Series now.

And so somebody will probably step up and make sure he goes. Yeah, he'll probably be at the World Series now, which would be pretty cool. If not somebody needs to get on that. Yeah, guys, we're assuming. Yeah, we're assuming. So don't make us look like fools. Good for them for taking care of him.

obviously he had a really tough year and just going to the games probably reminds him of his dad. That's awesome. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Do you like Halloween? I'm not a fan of dressing up, but I like candy. Yeah. I get candy all year, though. Yeah, anytime you want. I know, but the Reese's pumpkins are better.

Is anyone, Halloween's your top one or two favorite? Halloween. Oh, really? Yeah. I'll say it's my second top besides Christmas. Because Christmas you get presents. and Halloween. Why? I just love it. I think it's fun for the costumes, the dress up, the scary stuff. Just the whole shenanigans around it is interesting and fun to me. Do you still prank? Are you still prank at all? No, not really.

If you get in trouble now, it's not good. If you get in trouble on your 17. Right, it doesn't matter. It's fun. So there's a company that's offering to bury people alive for Halloween. Oh, good. And then dig you back up as a weird life-affirming experience. and it must be pretty extensive because the price tag is $57,000. Is there a chance that you die?

I mean, for that amount of money, there better be, right? When you're buried alive, there's always a chance you can die. So it's supposed to give you a renewed lust for life and it comes to the full fake funeral. Oh, that is some dark stuff. I don't like that. The price tag is $57,000. There's an online funeral version that costs $15,000,

if you want to do that. It offers divine healing, stress therapy for fears and anxiety, and helps you close chapters in your life. But if you do that one, you don't get buried alive. But there's a nice perk. You get to keep your coffin. They give you a coffin.

They put you in the coffin. Shut the doors. Put you under the ground, bury you, legitimately, and then leave you there for a little bit. And then dig you up. This is so weird. So you're completely helpless. You're completely helpless for all.

You can't do anything. If they wanted to leave you, you could. It teaches you to let other things take control. Other things can teach me that, though. Yeah. I don't need that. But you get to keep the... coffin and then next Halloween you got a great prop for your front yard but you can get that without

being buried alive you can probably buy a cheap one too who would want this i'm not sure apparently some people because it has been done but i can't imagine that's just a whole lot of money who would pay that $57,000 like are rich people that board yes yeah i guess so you have to be really rich to want to do something stupid like this but this is almost like going to the moon like being a bezos go to space it sounds stupid why don't care about that i don't care about that That's a little more fascinating. Nope. I can die doing that too.

But you know what? If you think about it, you'll never experience this. And you'll never experience going up to the moon of space. Exactly. No, maybe someday maybe. Someday maybe when we're like 80 years old, they're going to have a service. But this, you're going to be dead.

You will never be able to experience your funeral. And here, for a measly of $50,000, you can experience your own funeral. Why would you want to experience that? Let's say you like the funeral. I still don't want to get buried alive. No, no, I don't either. Like they have a crane.

They, the, yeah, yeah, the thing that they roll down and you go into the ground. I mean, at least there's a coffin. When you first read the headline for this story, I thought that they were bearing you in dirt. We're all finding ways to justify that it's okay. I'm just thinking there's really no way to do this. There's some more than people with a lot of money.

There is, I don't want to do any of that. No, I don't either. Well, there's also people that might go in debt for it. Because it's their thing. I don't know. What if it's a couple's thing? Let's do it. Oh, yeah.

That'd be freaky. That'd be freaky. Man, it's not stuff like monsters and goblins that scare me. It's stuff like this, like hacking. There's a whole article that came out and says you're probably thinking about changing your passwords and we hear this all the time. Lunchbox just got hacked.

They got hacked. And they were selling Bitcoin from his Twitter account. I don't know they made any sales but everybody that would tweet him or they'd go after everybody's account and just be like, hey, click this. I'm Lunchbox. Buy some Bitcoin. You can participate.

So the cyber expert, Rachel Tobak, says that it's so easy for hackers to get into your accounts and here's what she says to do. Tell me if you guys do this. Okay. Do you use passwords, the same password, the same password for different services. Yeah. No.

No. All different passwords for every single thing? I'm minor tweaks. Now, these days. These days, I'm all different everywhere. Makes it hard to remember. I'm doing a lot of reset and passwords, don't be honest with you. But I do now.

Didn't always. But Eddie, you do what? I have little tweaks. Like, it's around the same password, but little things are different. Like you're out smarting the hackers? Yeah. I like that. I like that.

Here's number two. Don't use similar passwords just tweaking it. Hackers have algorithms that can estimate what changes you have made. based on other passwords. You set me up for that. I didn't tell you to say that. Dang. And he's like, Netflix, one, two, three, four. Hulu, one, two, three, four.

Because what? I use the exact same password, and if I ever had to change it, I'd just make a tweak. Like, if I forgot it, they're like, oh, you need to reset it. I'm like, okay, so it was a Z on the end, I'll put a W on the end. Do you ever do the thing where it goes, use this one? It's like, go blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah. You ever ever accept that one?

No, how would you remember that? Well, because your phone is supposed to remember. You save it. Yeah, or your email. Yeah, yeah. Do your best to use multi-factor authentication. Like you, lunchbox. Yeah, I need to get on that. Don't reuse passwords.

You know, just had that one, don't do it again. And then have a password manager so you can keep everything organized. So if you don't know, you can go do it. You hire someone to manage your password? No, no, no, no. There's an app. You hire a manager. Tommy. Help me remember these passwords.

I use last pass. Oh. Can you imagine hiring somebody just to know them? Is that what you thought? I really thought I was like, that is a crazy idea. You have like 10 people that use one person to have it. This is my password manager. It's my agent.

It's my password manager. So that's stories from CNN. But that is very, that's as valuable as stuff in your house. Like your private information. When they take your identity, they can sell that stuff on like the dark web. And, you know, they've seen like if they have your social and they have your address and that's worth like three, four thousand bucks. Yeah, that is scary. They have all that together, which stinks.

There's a woman you woke up from a coma, thinking she was nine years old and had written a memoir. A memoir? A memoir? She woke up and she was like, I don't know where I am. I don't know who you guys are. She told her husband, never heard of you. And she was a 30-year-old journalist, but she thought she was nine and had written a memoir. Okay, okay, can you make this up?

You could totally make this up and then roll with it. How can you tell her? Yeah, but you could also, you just don't understand what she's gone through. like our brain's been dinkled with. Yeah. No, I get it. The 30-year-old journalist was unaware. She had on to go on to go in 12 hours of intricate brain surgery

and had contracted meningitis. She believed she was nine years old after suffering retrograde amnesia, a rare neurological condition. She was told her story. She told it to all these people. It's a new book called All That I Forgot. Those who suffer this usually do not make a full recovery

to be able to tell their own story, but she did. Hmm. Interesting. So she's back. But she could also, not her. I'm not saying she did this. Anybody could do this. Yeah, just come out of it.

No, I'm going into surgery. I'm going to come out. I saw a light. I saw my grandma in Abe Lincoln. I know what they want. Write a story. Done. Prove I didn't.

Prove my grandma's not dating Abe Lincoln and heaven. We can't. You can't. They met all that new app. Oh, heaven out. Yeah. I don't know. Heaven help us.

My grandma and A. Blinken is a little awkward, but I was, you know, it's cool. They have my blessing. So how does this girl, like when she wakes up, she's nine, how does she get back to being herself? Like, do people tell her? Is it like that movie with Adam Sandler? Oh, you have to relearned? 50 first dates? Yeah. I don't know the whole story, but I think eventually it kind of fades. You slowly are taught and then you're also like, oh, you remember. It's like old memories,

things being jogged. Sometimes you're like, I haven't thought about that in forever. Music. I mean, because I know my aunt was in a coma and she was a smoker for 40-something years. And when she got out of her coma and they were like, she was, they were like, do you want your cigarette? She goes, oh, that's gross. I would never smoke. Yeah, we know nothing about the brain. And it's like, as we know, we know nothing.

Wow. That's so weird. Also, that's crazy. How long was your aunt in a coma? For like a month and a half, two months. When was this? Oh, years ago. Okay.

I was like, why didn't we not do this? Like, like, five? Oh, probably, yeah, eight to five years. Eight to five years? Are you in the coma right now? No, no, no. But, I mean. she's no longer with us though

I'm sorry to hear that my talk why would you do all this sorry to hear that man why would you take us then then there then there then hit us with this she's still laughing then why are you laughing right now

I don't know I don't know what I mean I'm just telling you that that's what happened and she would talk about how because her husband my uncle had already passed and she would see him sitting in the corner of the room

she'd be like yeah he was here the whole time he was sitting in that chair that's crazy like that's weird stuff do you believe he was really do you believe he was really sitting in the chair or that she, because she had had some sort of brain injury,

wanted to see him and did because of she won. I believe there was a brain injury, like something was wrong with the brain, so she was seeing things that she wanted, she was longing for. But the fact that she woke up and said, I never smoked in my life was crazy because she was a hardcore smoker and so she never smoked again. Like, she was just like that. If you ever have to have surgery, here's your plan. Have you ever had to have surgery for anything?

ankle, foot, knee, finger. If they put you down, come out and have a British accent or something and hold on to it. and then write a book about it. Okay. He needs to hold on to it. Say you went to the afterlife. I don't think he can pull off a British accent. Okay, whatever.

Make up a story before you go. Come up with it and then when you come out and be prepared and then be like... Or just going for surgery on purpose just so you can write the book. To get what surgery though? What did you make it up? Have brain surgery for fun? You can just make up. Oh, you can go in for like cosmetic.

Oh, I can take a hammer to my ankle and broke my ankle. Now he got too far. All right. Okay. But you know what? We're sorry about your hand. Thank you. Sorry, man.

What's wrong with him? I have a private Facebook. account, I almost never get on Facebook. I never post on Facebook. I have like 38 friends. And it's just people from back home for the most part. Or people from way back in Austin back in the day when Facebook was cool. But I check it. I see my sister, see what's going on with her. But for some reason now when I post on Instagram or stories, it goes to my Facebook account. Oh, really? And it's been posting over there. It's up and getting all these messages from people having, oh, that's hilarious. And I'm like, how are they met? I didn't realize it was going over to

Facebook land. Dang, because they're owned by the same company, right? Yeah. I guess I'm just putting that together. But I guess there's a button. I don't want to be on Facebook. Why? What's the big deal? What's wrong with? Older people are on Facebook.

That's like retirement home. Like my parents and stuff. Yeah. I'm not trying to be super active because it's also people from like old people from like home and they all have all these opinions on stuff now. Oh, yes. You know, I'm good. Facebook is like where people just say all kinds of mean stuff. It's the meanest place you could be.

Facebook's the meanest. I think TikTok's the nicest now. Facebook's the meanest. Twitter. some brutal fights and TikTok is the nicest. And Instagram, just like, put your picture up and we'll see what happens.

Yeah. It's kind of like, but now there's a button apparently push it goes right through. Not comfortable for me. But I have reconnected with some people I really didn't want to reconnect with. Oh. The Babbon Show.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. All right, I got a list of things that men are sick of being judged for. Ooh. I mean, this room's full of men, so let's go. I don't know what. Smell. Their smell.

Their body hair. They're not opening. Oh, money. You know, we all probably went to something that was personal there. Yeah. Yeah. My under-on's been, my diodron. Car, you drive.

Okay, so I'm doing mine and he's doing his. Money and car. Okay, go ahead, Amy. What do you have? Okay. Having non-manly hobbies. They don't really judge for that. If they like to bake or garden, it's fine.

Okay. I don't get a crap about that. You do like to garden. I love the garden. I like to cook. I love all that stuff. You like to bake? My hobbies maybe aren't manly.

I like to play PlayStation as, one of the things I do to relax. And I maybe I could judge a little bit because it's a video game. And I feel like gaming culture is not fully understood by some people. Right. They can be seen as child.

Because you're older. We don't have to say that. We can just move on and just, yeah. Being short, men can't control this. So stop projecting. Sorry, buddy. Yep. Yeah.

And in line with that too is hairline. Eddie. I thought about it, but I didn't say that loud. All right, guys. Pampering yourself with things like massages. Women go to the sports. all the time. Men can too. Taking long, relaxing showers

or even baths. Bobby's all fine over there. Bobby, Bobby. And this one, Bobby, it is you as well. Ordering a cocktail or a mocktail that is definitely a girly drink instead of a beer.

Bobby. Yeah, what's the next story? I'm tired of this one. But you just need to be more accepting. Yes. All right, Stanford University just did a a study about faking a smile to see what it would do to people. And ultimately, everyone in the study walked away happier. Like, it increased happiness. Just like making your face go up and forming that smile, initiated feelings of happiness. And eventually, the participants felt happy.

My theory is, if I smile fakingly, I'm in a bad mood, I smile fakedly. I smile to Eddie. It makes Eddie smile, right? Because he thinks I'm smiling. I think you're happy. Now, you're happy. Now, I see you being happy and it affects me back. So my fakeness, it's like rubber glue, whatever I say, bounced off me and sticks to you. Oh, wow. Yeah. It's good then. Let's keep smiling. So I don't think the smile physically makes you happier. But if I smile, it makes people around me smile, which then comes back to me. Boomering.

Wow. Boomering effect. Just named it. All right. Some servers were sharing celebrities that were great tippers. And Blake Shelton made the list. A server said they waited on Blake Shelton and he had a $16 check, but he left a $50 tip. Oh, good for him.

That's a lot. I thought it would be a little more. I mean, yeah. I made the news. Well, he also said he was very polite. Southern. Yeah. What, what, what's you British?

What do we expect? I mean, I think by very Southern in that falls like the politeness and the manners and all the things. Good for him. We're not hating on him. I just, if it's Blake in your public, you're right.

I expected more. Just because it's Blake. I was just trying to highlight Blake. That's what happens. That's what people do, though, like us. We're just like, oh, you got money. Give more. Is that it?

I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. her name's phyllis she's 85 years old from charleston she's a massive reba fan she'd been waiting decades to see reba and last week her dream came true phyllis was among thousands who were at charleston coliseum to see reba as she took the stage for the first time there in 24 years here's a clip of phyllis

talking about the show oh i called my daughter and she said mom did you fall and i said no reba's coming to town go get tickets now In her 85 years of living, she's only ever wanted to go to two concerts. Dolly Parton and Reba were my idols. I saw Dolly in 85, and I saw Reba when I'm 85-year-old. Isn't that awesome? That's so cool. That story makes me feel good.

Yeah, good for her. She got to see Reba, and that story is just a good one, so I wanted to share it. And we also love Reba, too. Reba comes to town and go to the show. She does a... Who went to see Reba, by the way? Morgan did you? Yeah.

Does she do the thing where she rips off her clothes? Yes, she was on stage in this sparkly long dress, and then she just rips it, and it turns into a short sparkly dress. Wow. I saw that, too. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's a lot of clothes changing and quick. It's quick turnovers. Oh, yeah.

She's a legend now, like, that was my first time seeing Riva, and now I know why everyone's just obsessed with her. She smiles the whole time, too, and you're just, like, smiling with her, and you don't even know why. I'm Riva. You guys are my friends. Does she sing the TV show song? Yes, she does. They play a monologue, basically, of her show. like these big scenes and then she comes out.

Like a montage? Monatize. Got it, got it, got it, got, yeah. And then she comes out and she sings the theme song and everybody was singing every single word. That's awesome. All right, there you go. That's what it's all about.

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