The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) MAJOR Update On Amy’s Friend Stolen Truck + A Famous Person Left Us A Voicemail + Never Gonna Get It!

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

Amy shares an important update on her friend’s truck that got stolen. She feels like she was responsible and now there’s a new development in the story. We can’t believe the person who left us a voicemail! Inside of Never Gonna Get It, the question is: It takes six minutes to make one of these, which may sound like a long time -- until you know it took 27 hours back when they were introduced back in 1953. What are they?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. We got a call on our voicemail line. I could not believe they actually called the voicemail line and actually left a message. You want to guess who it is? Let's go around the room. Who do you think called and left a message on the voicemail line? And when I saw the page, I was blown away. Oh.

Amy. Tim McGraw? Interesting because he has called into the phone lines before. Yes. It is not Tim McGraw. Is she on the right track? I'm not going to give you a track. Lunchbox.

Okay. Well, I would say, my first thought was Cole Swindell, but we just have. had him in, so I don't think he would call that soon afterwards, so I'm going to go Keith Urban. That's a good one. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know why, but... Who does, when he's in town, they do listen to the show. I know exactly when they listen to, especially during

the school year. And so he could have heard a bit, but he would have texted me, though, probably. Yeah, I just didn't... Tough. That's incorrect. Eddie. I'm going with someone else who also listens to the show constantly because they tweet us a bunch, Kane Brown. Now, that one

I could definitely see. Is this the It is. It is, Kane. It is? No. Oh. And love Kane and yeah, he's He does a lot of interacting with the show, which is pretty cool. Morgan, you want to guess who it is? That's who I thought it was Kane Brown, but because it's not him, I'm gonna go Luke Combs. It's not Luke Combs. That would be interesting. It's some, we've been talking Oh, they've been in segments a lot. Garth. Interesting. Garth would not call the voicemail. Okay, Are you guys ready? They've been in segments a lot?

Yeah, even in segments. It's been... Oh, I got it. J-Lo. Ben Affleck. They're not... Okay. No, no.

Okay. Here is the voicemail from the haunted crying boy doll that called in. Oh, my gosh. What? Stop it. And left us this. Here you go. Lunch back.

Nothing will save. So there it was, the crying boy doll. The cursed doll has called in to leave lunchbox a message. It sounds like crying man trying to sound like crying. It is what it is, buddy, okay? Well, the doll stays a boy, but he's probably grown now in spirit. Lunchbox has anything happened with the doll? I've yet any bad luck recently.

No, no bad luck. I mean, I've been pretty good, and I mean, I've probably stayed in the confines of my own house just so nothing bad would happen because I didn't want to get banned from the studio or anything. And so I just kind of chilled, but everything's been pretty good. Lunchbox had a haunted doll in his house for a week. He threatened the doll, begged him to curse him for 30 days, and he's had a lot of stuff happened to him. But Eddie has the doll at his house in his back fire pit, which is

where you burned it. It won't burn. It won't. I started a fire a couple days ago and I was like, oh, well, let me leave. Because some of the parts of the doll are still there in the ashes. So I did a whole bunch of wood, lit a fire all night. I'm talking burned a fire for five hours. Next morning, that dumb dollhead

is still there. It looks brand new, untouched. I took a picture. I'll show you guys. It's unbelievable. I believe you. I don't need to see a picture. I'm good. Dude, eerie. I cannot burn that thing. On the seventh, your curse is up. Oh, thank goodness. Well, today's the 13th. Oh.

So you still have a few weeks left. It's not a long. That's still got a long time ago. I thought it was getting close. Keep us updated if anything bad happens to you. All right. And thanks to the crying boy doll for calling in. He couldn't get in during the show.

I am. So he called in on the voice amount of line. All right, it's time to look inside the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. So long story short, I have a new roommate and decided to pull an old prank on her.

I waited until she was asleep and I got her car keys and I moved her car a few blocks away. What old prank is this? This is the stolen car prank? Okay, here we go. I thought she'd wake me... Oh no. This is not good. I thought she'd wake me up and tell me her car was stolen.

Like every other person I've pulled a prank on. She's done this before? It's the old car prank. Instead, she immediately called. the police and it became a big circus. By the time I found out she called the police, she was so worked up and upset that I didn't know how to tell her I knew where her car was. I got her a cup of coffee and then I told her and then she went nuts on me. She called the cops and informed them. It was all a misunderstanding. Now she says she's moving out and won't talk to me. Is there any way

I can smooth this over with her? What should I do? Signed Nancy. I know you say this is the old car prank. I never heard of this. And I would also think that it was stolen. If I for sure parked it there and it was gone, I would for sure think it was stolen. Yeah, but she's done this before and everything's, you know, it's fine. I think the first mistake was miscalculating what this roommate was going to do. Maybe you don't know her well enough. I don't know that there's anything you can do except just kind of grovel and go like, I'm so sorry. It will never happen again.

Every other time I done this. I don't think you use that. I don't think you use that. There is nothing else that you can do except be vulnerable. and say, I am so sorry, and I will make it up to you somehow. Otherwise, she's just going to move out, and you've got to find a new roommate. And obla di, ublada, life goes on. Beatles.

Yes. So, as someone who's pulled pranks and they've gone badly, you just have to say, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have done that prank. I won't prank you anymore. It could be funny in 10 years, though. She may come around and be like, okay, that was funny. You're never going to see her again unless you grovel. So, groveling is the answer, as is most things in life.

Tell her you're sorry. Hopefully she will accept it. Hopefully she has a leash. She can't get out of so easily. All right, there's your mail bag. Thanks for sending it in. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailpack.

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Let's spill the tea. We're going to spill the tea. Somebody has a secret they don't want shared, and it will now get shared, and then we will let them react in real time. Does anyone think it's about them? Who thinks it's about them? No. No. No one has any tea they've been hiding from the show? No.

Most of the time it's Eddie and Lunchbox. Always spilling the tea on each other? Yes. Occasionally Ray. Okay. Like they all just like to call each other out. Well, it is them again this time. Oh, what do you know? Oh, great.

Which one? Because I truly don't know anything, so it's on me. Oh, great. So the person that wants to spill the tea is lunchbox. Hello, everyone. Good morning. And thank you for coming today. Welcome to tea time.

Yeah, this is tea time. And we are going to be spilling the tea on Eddie because Eddie is so, such a bad father. He tried to steal. Oh, what? Hold on. He's such a bad father he tried to steal. Man. What?

What? Okay. He tried to steal from his own son. So March Madness just wrapped up and he came on here bragging about how his son won $500 because he won the bracket challenge. Well, that was my family bracket challenge and the grand pot was $600. So Eddie kept saying $500, $500, $500. $500. So his son would believe it was only $500. Oh, no. And even when I went to drop off the money and he's like, hey Eddie, junior, congratulations. You won $500. Oh, no. I didn't say that. Oh, no.

And I'm like, there's 30 people in the bracket, $20 a piece, winner take all. That equals $600. Eddie, he's like, you won $500. Oh, no. And so his son pulls. He pulls out the money in the bag and goes, hilarious. And he counts it and he goes, Dad, it's $600. And Eddie was like, just sat there quietly.

So Eddie this whole time had been setting his son up for thinking he only won $500. Oh, no. Eddie did not expect me to show up with the money. Eddie thought I would give him the money and then he would go home and give his kid 500. Oh, no. And Eddie would have 100. Wow. That's a tea.

That's a tea. That's a tea. That is a very strong tea. We do give you a bet a time for rebuttal, Eddie. I mean, what do you want me to say? Were you trying to steal money from your science? This is so ridiculous. No, I miscounted.

I miscounted. There were a lot of people in the bracket. At one point in the middle of March Madness, I counted the people. I was like, oh, wow, that's like over $5. So I averaged it out to 500. The fact that it was 600, you average six to five? When I talked about it on the radio, yeah. I mean, he isn't the best at counting.

I am not. You know that. It's a round number. I didn't count the right amount of people in the bracket. If your son wasn't there to count it himself, would you have kept the money? No, I would never do that. It's his money. I am keeping some for savings, his savings.

Why do you do savings in finger parentheses? No, no, no. Just I'm saying I'm saying I'm going to keep some. for his savings so he doesn't blow it all. The cat got your tongue? No. Guys, this is ridiculous. You feel like you've been unfairly persecuted.

Absolutely. And plus, I didn't think that he was going to give me the money and I was going to give it to him. I told lunchbox, hey, put it in a bag. Put it all in ones and make it cool. Oh, now you came up with this idea for me to show up at your house with the money. Here we go. When he said he was coming over, I said put in a bag, put it all in ones. It'd be really cool.

I never once intended to keep the money. even touch it. All right, let's go to the jury real quick. Who thinks that Eddie was trying to keep $100 of his son's money? Amy, stop it. Amy, you're on the jury. Whose side are you on? Lunchbox are Eddie? Golly, this is hard. I guess, it seems like something that Eddie would do.

Oh, it doesn't. One vote guilty. Morgan. I don't know. Eddie's really trying to make his case. I don't think he actually did it. I think he's innocent. Okay, I'm the final juror. Eddie. Bones, you know this guy. Come on. I sentence you to nothing.

Yeah, exactly. There's no sentence, but do you find him guilty? I don't. He's innocent. Barely, barely, but it is a little fishy. A bunch of crap is what that was. He averaged it out to 500. Well, your son won't five. How much money did you give him of the 600?

I gave him 100. He kept 100 of it and the rest is going to save it. He kept 100, you kept 100, and the rest goes to saving. All right, that is spill the tea. That was, let's spill the off. By the way, if anyone on the show wants to tell on someone else, always come to me privately, and we'll do it on the air. Oh, yeah, it's fun.

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His home was surrounded by flames and there was heavy smoke. He tried to get out. But he's wheelchair bound and his wheelchair got stuck in the doorway. So at the same time, Anthony Hinderleader, who lives next door, was sitting in his car, playing his guitar. Don't know why he's playing his guitar. Maybe the wife had an issue. Or the acoustics in there really nice. Yeah, something.

Probably the wife. It's midnight. He saw the smoke and then he heard. heard his neighbor cry out for help, so he risked his own life. He went in, saved him, pulled him out, wheelchair and all. And here's a clip of Anthony talking about the rescue. I just ran. This is really just hard to explain.

Either he was getting out of there or neither of us were getting out of there. It was going to be one of the two. I wish he played guitar while he was doing it. You know, I just saw the smoke. And I decided I was going to take a step that direction. And I wonder what I make him. Oh, like the blues. And then I got out.

Fair did it. That'd have been awesome. And then we'd probably brought them up. We could have played a song. That's true. But that's an awesome story. To you, Anthony, Hinderleader, nice job. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Kim and Delaware is on the phone. Kim, good morning. How are you? I'm good, Bobby. How are you doing? Doing pretty good. Would you like to win a sonic gift card this morning?

Absolutely, yes. And then some crap from the back. A lot of the stuff that people send to us that, well, sits. So we'd give it away to listeners as well. Well, we're going to play, never going to get it. It's a really tough question, and if anyone gets it, she wins. Here's the question.

According to a recent USA Today poll, most of us do this 10 times in our lifetime. But 3% of American adults have never done it. What is it? That's the question. Most of us do this 10 times in a lifetime. But there's a small group of people that have never done it. Think about that. Now, Kim, I'm going to give you the first chance to get this answer.

Most of us do it 10 times in a life. But 3% of us have never done it. Kim, what's your answer there? I had to say right off the top of my head, I'd say move. Oh, that's correct. 10 times! Oh, wow! She got it.

She nailed it. And that's not what I was thinking either. Yeah, I mean, I was thinking. Never is. Unbelievable. She got it. Wow. It's the second time it's ever happened in the history of the game.

Wow. Yay. I didn't get to play. Well, I had get pulled over. Well, that's a wrap. Hey, that's a wrap on that. All right. Well, Kim, we're going to give you a $50 sign a gift card and a bunch of really cool stuff.

It is really cool stuff that we get from artists and record labels. We're going to mail you some crap from the back. Well, thank you for listening. Yeah, and Bobby have just a quick question for you. Are you or will you write a third book? And if you do, I'm going to buy it. I'm going to fly down to Nashville if you will sign it for me. And the other two.

Okay, well, here's what we can do. Yes, I have a kid's book coming out in June that's about, it's four kids saying, hey, you don't have to look like the other kids to fit in. You have very special things about you as well, but it's told through the story of Stanley, my bulldog. So it's Stanley the dog in his first day at school. So that comes out in June. But how about I just send you a signed book also in our package of crap from the back?

Would you like that? I would love it. I would love it, but someday I'm going to meet you. But it will happen someday, but I would love that, Bobby. Yes. That sounds either very loving or like a threat. Yeah. It could be interpreted either way.

It's like, I'm going to, you can do nothing about it. I will come. You can say no, but I will be there. Hey, Kim, thank you very much. And I'll send you the book and the gift card and the crap from the back. And we appreciate you listening. Well, thank you so much. You guys make my day.

And you guys have taught me generosity over the last 10 years. Thank you so much. Well, thank you. We'll put her on home. We'll put her on hold and get her stuff. You get another shot at one of these? Yes. Yes. If you get it right, I'll give you 20 bucks. Oh, you get one shot at it.

Okay, it takes six minutes to make one of these, but it used to take 27 hours to make one of these back in 1953 when it was introduced. What is it? When was it introduced? 1953. And then it took 27 hours to make. Six minutes now. I'm surprised it takes six minutes now, honestly. I thought it'll take three seconds. Oh, three seconds. I don't know. I have no idea how things are made. Why this stuck in my head.

Okay. I mean, so. Eddie? Yeah, let's go with smoothie. I don't know, maybe back in the day they had to pick the fruit and everything. That's interesting. A six-minute-long smoothie? Lunchbox.

A car. Amy. A phone. Eddie, you're the closest. It is something you eat or drink. Is it a cassidia? It's a peeps. Okay.

Oh, wow. We're weird marshmallow things. Marshmallow treats. Oh, those are disgusting. Wow, they used to invest 20s of an hour. hour's making that graph. All right, never going to get it. There you go.

That's the deal. Let's play knocking boots from Luke Bryant. I can't believe she got it the first time. Yeah. I had to go to the backup just for fun. Tax season, always a crazy time, but it can feel more stressful if you fall victim to a fake IRS call or scam.

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robbing his neighborhood the same day that that happened. Lunchbox theory was that. Insurance scam. He did it on purpose. He sent someone to take the truck because he wanted a new one. All right. Here's the update. Amy update us. Okay, so I got a text message. Hey, wanted to update you. They found the truck last night. Police threw down spikes and they drove off into a ravine. Truck is totaled, but they got the guys. They had been robbing other people since stealing the truck. So the police saw them on video and chased them down.

They threw the spikes down. That's wild. So that's the update. Woo! Play right. The working theory that's being whispered behind the scenes here is he heard that segment on the show and made that up and texted it to you. Exactly. No.

Is there any pictures of the truck? Yeah, where's the pictures of the truck? Where's the police report? Police report? Okay, stop. Nothing? All, we just text that now. Oh.

They had a week to come up with that. Oh, yeah. I believe it. I believe it. But they found the truck. Yes. And what do we learn from this? Don't leave keys in the cup holder

That's a weird song That's been our chanter on the house My son, he's like His favorite thing to say is now I questioned that I told you this is dangerous We should not do this He did?

Yes Good for him Yeah Let's talk about your daughter for a second Because so she goes to the mall What does she come back with? A Guinness T-shirt From Forever 21 or something

Guinness beer Guinness beer So it says Guinness, it's a white shirt Guinness in big black letters with like four mugs underneath it or Why would she buy this? Pine glasses. She's 15. Why would they?

Because she doesn't even understand what Guinness is. And she, it is a cool looking shirt. I will give her that. Amy wears it tomorrow. And it's Forever 21, which is where some adult shop, but a lot of kids shop. So then I was annoyed that they were selling it because now it's just a thing where I was going to suggest she return it, but she already ripped the tags off. So she has a beer shirt. Can a 15-year-old wear a beer shirt?

I mean, this is tough because I don't have a problem with a shirt. I think that's cool. Guinness, it's just a brand of something. It happens to be beer. But I started thinking, okay, if my kids were wearing a Guinness shirt, that'd be weird and I wouldn't let them do it. So no. Lunchbox? Listen, they're 15. They're probably around alcohol. It's not a big deal. It's not. No, she's not. Stop that. I mean, but to be honest, when I was 15, I was.

When I was 15, I was. Eddie, be realistic. Be realistic, people. But with my daughter, she's not. But didn't your mom probably think, well, my daughter, she's not. My parents knew. Yeah, my parents knew.

Lunchbox, go ahead. That's what I'm saying, guys. She's 15. She's about to be able to drive in a beer t-shirt. What harm is a beer t-shirt? It's a t-shirt. That doesn't mean that alcohol is going to seep through her skin because she's wearing a beer t-shirt.

I never thought about that. Actually, and I would like to clarify that she's going to be 15 in like 10 days. So she's still 14. Oh, that change. No, let her wear the beard t-shirt. You are ridiculous. You're tarting to turn into Eddie. I'm starting to turn into it.

I was trying to do the helicopter at the same time. Eddie, you say no. No. Morgan, I'm curious. What do you think about this? He's 15, basically. I mean, if I saw a kid wearing an alcohol shirt, I'd question it. So I guess in that situation, I would say no.

she shouldn't wear it. Yeah, I would say the same thing. And I'm usually on her side. I try to be on her side all the time. You don't want to make it okay. Like, you letting her wear that shirt is saying, hey, it's okay. If you want to drink too, whatever. No, I don't think it's that. I just don't think it's

appropriate for a kid to wear a beer t-shirt. You're letting that brand be on her and it resembles who she is. You don't want her going to school and people being like, she can't wear that to school. No way. Okay. We all agree. We don't agree why.

Eddie thinks she turns into a beer Like poof She turns into a drinker Because she wears the shirt But no we agree So how did that go down? Is she upset about it? Well I haven't given an answer yet

I said we need to think about I said I was upset that she took the tags off So she went to the mall with a friend and her friend's mom And then A friend's mom let her buy it Well her mom came up to me She goes I just She came up to me

At church and told me She said hey just you know And you'll see the clothes she picked out And there is a Guinness one She goes I just didn't feel like my place to tell her. And I was like, dang it. Weird.

Make it's the place. But I mean, I understand that mom being like, hey, it's your call. But, ugh. It's annoying. Didn't your kids want to try whiskey? Yeah. Well, they heard an ad about peanut butter whiskey. And they're just like, that sounds awesome.

Like, no, boys, you can't drink whiskey. Like, it's 20. But it's peanut butter. I know. So then they're like, we can't have it? And I said no. And they're like, okay, have you had it? I'm like, no, I don't want it.

They're like, come on, dad. Go to the liquor store and try it. Let us know what it is. begging you to go to the liquor store. Because it's peanut butter whiskey. It sounds appetizing. If it's more peanut butter than whiskey. What if it's whiskey flavored peanut butter that doesn't actually affect them? No, no, no, no.

Let me ask you. Cooks it out. Yes, Eddie, if there's whiskey flavored peanut butter, would you let your kids have it? I have let my kid have like daquery ice, which I don't know if it has real liquor in it. Or rum ice cream, I think. They've had that before. Well, that's alcohol. It is?

No, it's not. Hey, trust me. No, it's not. What about bourbon steak at chilies? What, do they actually have bourbon in the steak? Like cook with it? Yeah, no, that cooks it out. It's okay.

Whiskey flavored peanut butter. No. Can't have that at all. Not even try it. Wait, Eddie, has your kid just never even like taken a sip of your drink if you have it out? No. No? Mm-mm.

I have a special cup that I drink out of. They don't even know I'm drinking while I'm drinking. It's kind of cool. Okay, that sounds like somebody says it's drinking secretly. What do you mean? Well, I just don't. I don't want to have the... I don't want to have the cup over there.

My mom used to say she was drinking purple coffee. See, there you go. Okay. Okay. Thank you guys for your stories. I appreciate your vulnerability as parents. Absolutely. Let that be noted.

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This is Philippe from Texas. Morning studio, long-time listener, first-time caller. I got a morning corny for y'all. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh, sheep. Love you guys. Yeah, that's a good one. That's close.

Yeah, real close. Good job, buddy. Number two, hit it, Ray. I got a morning corny for Amy. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he saw us? I love that one. The Babba Ball Show

Here's Amy's pile of stories. A doctor said, if you haven't caught COVID yet, you clearly have no friends. I have not caught COVID yet. I'd say he's right. Me neither. No friends. I have been in a home. My son had COVID and I was like, okay, this is when I'm going to get it.

And I was all around him. And I do consider myself to have some friends. But I still haven't caught it. You haven't gotten in and I have no friends. So here we are. Doc. I've been around a lot of people that are. had it too. I think, at least for now, my vaccine has worked to keep me from getting it. Not all

vaccines work to keep you from getting it. Some just limit it. But I think mine so far, and it could go away today, but I've been pretty good about that of not getting it. I've done nothing right. It's amazing. Yeah. Well, this doctor's vice president of the Vaccine Society or something, so he was catching some heat for making light of that and saying that joke when really he should be crediting vaccines. What we should do is let doctors tell jokes. Let him be funny. What's happening?

Yeah. He gets heat for that. We knew he was a joke. Come on. What's wrong with America? I have a list of insecurities that people have that others really don't care about. My calves are way small. Did I say that out loud?

You sure did. I know if I was thinking of that or if I said it. No, we all heard you, man. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Freckles makes the list, though, whether it's on your face or your whole body. I mean, people don't have an issue with it, but some people are insecure. So just be proud of your freckles.

I like freckles. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Stretch marks, cellulite, or any other blemishes on your body. Body hair. For example, a lot of women would freak out if a guy rubbed their leg and there was stubble. But I guess most guys are like, hey, it's natural. It's not a turn off.

I know you have a comment. Well, this is a complicated one. This is a complicated one. Because it isn't fair. I don't care about a little leg hair. But like stubble, it's fine. It's unfair that women have been told they have to shave under their arms. It's unfair.

Now, it is culture. And if I see long hair under someone's arms, I'm like, whoa, I'm struck by it. I also don't love it, but it's not fair that I don't love it because you guys should not. You should have never had to have shaved under your arms. Yeah. I mean, as a woman, I already laser hair removal. There's no option for me anymore. But do you understand what I'm saying?

It's not fair. Yes, it's not fair. But even I as a woman, when I see another woman, I'm also shocked. But then I'm like, well, you know what? Good for her. And I do take the under my arms about once every three months. You shave your arms? Just in solidarity with the women.

You don't shave it thoroughly. You just thin it. No, if it's a whole clip. Yeah. I don't go, I don't really dig in because then I get ingrown hairs. But I will, yeah, I mean, I have. A little bit now. If I ever saw that, I would be struck for sure.

You'd be like, what is happening? Hey, not normal. Solidarity. I feel bad they have to do it, so I do it too. I don't like it, but I do it too. All right, what else? Other things on the list is your face without makeup. I mean, it's totally fine.

Yeah, that's also unfair for women to have to make up makeup, yes. Gray hairs, because silver streaks and natural hair color in general are both kind of in fashion right now, so own the grays. Okay. Which is good news for me, because I got a lot of them. Which would be easier for everybody. Sure, yes. Kelsey Ballerini doesn't think there should be boundaries in country music.

She wants the freedom to have one song with a banjo and one with a beat drop because music is music. And here she is talking about why she hates boundaries. A woman in country music that has some success under my belt, like I think it's my duty to challenge everything. You know, I think as long as the music is the best I can make, why not, why not have one song with a banjo, one song with a beat drop? Well, no one tells her she can't. And as someone who also stands for, hey, do whatever you want to do, there aren't boundaries. No one's saying you cannot make this music. But there are, at times, people who go, I don't really like it, so we're not going to play it on this station.

So that's, so there aren't, no one's limiting her. So she, Kelsey shouldn't be like, no one's letting me make music with a, you know, with any, what's a, a DJ. Yeah, it away kick, yes. But there may be some people go, you know what, we don't really think that's appropriate for what we're playing in the middle of all of other music. I mean, I like when she goes kind of poppy a little bit, but no one's holding her back. That would, yeah, that no one's holding her like. All right. I mean, that's my

I'm being held back too, by the way. But what happened to you? A lot of things. Sometimes people are like, why don't you speak with proper English? Oh, yeah. Because everybody else is, and I'm like, I don't know it that well. I'm being held back too. You don't know it that good. I don't know what that's good. It's your job to challenge. It's my good. It's my job's challenges. All the stuff.

Okay. I do love Kelsey, though. All right. Okay. I mean, that's my name. file. That was Amy's pile of stories. If you're ready for your next job, trust your local experts at Express Employment Professionals. Express helps more than a half a million people find work each year and never charges a fee. Find a location at ExpressPros.com or download the Express Jobs app. It's time for the good news.

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