The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Morgan2's Millennial Movie Review + What Is Amy's Son Doing In Public To Embarrass Her + Mailbag: New Suit Money Drama

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

We start the day with another Millennial Movie Review from Morgan2! She watched 'Wayne's World' for the first time. Hear what she thought about it! Plus, Amy's son is doing something in public that is mortifying her with the help of a watch... Mailbag: Should a listener get a new suit for some job interviews coming up that cost $800, even though his wife is worried about saving money and wants him to wear older suits he already has? We share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here we go. Around the room. First, here he is, my friend and yours. I don't know. One of the nicest guys ever met him the whole life until you cut him off in traffic. Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. Man, I'm watching TV today, and I saw Kane Brown in a commercial.

And it was perfect, because I'm thinking what would be the perfect commercial for Kane Brown Call of Duty? I haven't seen a Kane Brown Call of Duty commercial. I'm assuming he's just playing. No, they're all singing. It's like a montage of people like singing in an army, like, eh, right, up to, whatever. And Kane Brown comes in and sings the line. And I'm like, that's crazy. He loves Call of Duty.

That is really cool. I didn't know they was in a commercial. Yeah. So I was thinking like, dude, that's what, that's like a dream come true, right? Yeah. You know, you're like, I love this. They were asking me to do a commercial for them. So I started thinking like, what's all of our dream commercials?

Great question. What would yours be? What a burger? Straight up. Yeah, lunchbox. Man, I don't know, cheddar. The restaurant? Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Or, you know, Dick's sporting goods. Yeah. You just want free stuff. Therapy? Better help. Better help. There you go, Amy. You?

A couple things came to mind. I mean, if I could somehow do a commercial for Razorbacked Sports, Arkansas Sports. That would be perfect. That would be good if I could somehow. Or, like, dogs. I don't know how you do commercials. Maybe the dog guy. Well, be the new Sarah McLaughlin.

Hey, Will. You too can help a dog. Adopt it. This dog only has one eye, but you know what? It sure could use you. Like something like that would be good. That would be good. But that's cool for Kane.

Yeah, man, good for him. Yeah, that's good. All right, up next, here he is. His face is never truly shaved unless the company makes him. And then sometimes he still doesn't do it. Lunchbox, everybody. Guys, I tell you about the challenge all the time, right? How amazing it is and you need to watch it.

Listen, new season tonight, if you want to watch it, and it's you get to pick your partner. So, you know, sometimes you get paired up with random people. And it's like, oh, man, my partner sucks. You can only blame yourself if you, You picked the wrong partner. So it's ride or dies on MTV tonight. Get ready.

Is that your favorite show, you think? Love it. I love it. And here's a great thing. Halfway through the season, there's a twist where they're bringing some of the legends. Bananas is coming back. Jordan is coming back. I mean, get ready.

He's so happy right now. He is. I mean, I have shows that I love too, but he has loved this show, I think, since I met him. It is so great. That long. That long. I mean, it's been around forever. it is so good.

Wow, wow, wow. Okay, thank you, lunchbox. You're going to tune in? No, I've never seen an episode, but I'm not saying it's a bad show. It just isn't for me. It isn't for me. No, it's...

Up next, I'll say this. I had two of my nieces in the studio last week they were watching, and they were watching as we were doing segments and stuff. And when they left, they were like, well, Amy kind of looks like Marin Morris's older sister. And I was like, that's right.

People tell that all the time. Here she is. Amy, everybody. Yay, older. Okay, so I watched episode one of Dahmer. I finally caved. Oh, the Jeffrey Domer's story. That's like Netflix's second highest show of all time.

Right. And every time I opened up Netflix, it just kept right there. And the number is like suggesting, suggesting. And finally I thought, oh, fine. I'll check out episode one. But I'm stopping there. You didn't like it? It's just too much.

And I don't know why, because I was able to finish all the Ted Bundy stuff and any other crime podcast or show. I'd be all into it. Was this something about this one with like the eating of the people? What do you mean real stuff? Did they show real... Because the Ted Bundy was all acting. Oh yeah, this is acting.

It's reenacted. All of it. Oh, it is? Yeah. So, it's giving something away. If it's a true story, obviously, it's all in the news, and you know what happened decades ago? Is giving something away?

Like, if I tell you something right now? I don't want to risk it. Okay. I know. I hate spoiling things. But you're one and done. I'm one and done. I've seen enough.

It's got an 84% positive on Rotten Tomato's audience score, but a 57% on the critic score. Although I don't really like the critic scores. I like the audience scores when I go by the most. Yeah, we like the people. Yeah, because we told the people to go do that. Yes, that's how that's how easily influenced it is. All right, thank you very much, Amy. All right, right, right, right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he has a nice ride

and when he watched Ted Lassow, he cried. Bobby Bones. Okay, thank you, Ray. The guy, he was having dad issues, you know? That's why I cried. So, I told you guys that I had sent a generic email to the Dallas Cowboys website and said, I'd like to interview Jerry Jones, the owner. We went back and forth, and they were like, he's not doing many interviews. And they said, okay, maybe we can set up an interview.

And then they said, okay, we can set up a Zoom. And then they said, hey, why don't you come to town? Let's find a date that works for both. You can do it in person. And we were flipping out. We're like, oh, because Eddie's a huge fan, Mike D. is a huge fan, Dallas Cowboys. And so I only had literally one date. And I felt like a jerk because I was like, guys, the only date that I could do.

And we can't do it this season. We can try next. But I can do December 11th of this year. And so I waited. They didn't reply for like four or five days. And so I finally got a reply from the Senior Vice President of Communications and he wrote, hey, let's go ahead and schedule that date December 11th for this, which is very exciting. He said, would it be possible for you all, meaning me, Eddie, Mike D, and my wife to arrive on Saturday night so we can get started early Sunday morning. Now that's exciting. We're like going crazy. Then he goes, including riding

to the game with Jerry and his helicopter and taping at the stadium pre-game. and enjoy the game from his suite. Wow. This is a crazy idea. How big is that helicopter? They looked it up on YouTube. It holds like 10. It's a massive helicopter.

Amy, fly to the game with Jerry Jones in his helicopter. I mean, that is really special. It's unbelievable. I mean, because it's one thing to get to go to the game with him and do it. But, I mean, he's really, like, making you a priority for this, whatever's happening. What you said? I'm going to cry. Oh, my.

Like, when I think about this, like, I get teary. What is the deal? What's the deal? What do you mean? Do you think he, does he know anything about you? Does he like it? The Arkansas thing? They didn't.

I don't know. I honestly don't know because I don't know anybody there. I don't have really many sports contacts unless it's a player that I know. But you're a Cowboys fan now. Biggest. How about them boys? So, so. That sounded so weird.

Thank you. Thank you. Okay. When I reached out, I just said, hey. And then I reached out and then I told him a little bit about me. Yeah. And then it just slowly. That's cool, though.

Possibly. No, I mean, it's cool. But you have to think how many people reach out. to him for certain things. And then, yeah, maybe they get an interviewer, they get this or that, but this or that. But it sounds like y'all are getting, like, the whole shebang. Oh, you think? We just wanted the Zoom interview.

And now they've made, like, our dreams come true. How about the boys? I'm cowboys for life. About to get a star tattooed on me. Yes. I'll get one with you. So that's the update there. I can't believe I just said that.

We won't do that. I was like, Eddie's going to get it. Wow. Okay. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. I mean, you all have to be freaking out. Oh, my.

gosh, it's crazy, man. Like, my wife, like, we, she, I really almost cried telling her. You did? Yes. And she's just like, I can't believe this. This is, like, your biggest dream. Like, yeah. Both Eddie and Mike D have on Cowboys hats right now. And they, when I talk about it ever, their smile, it's almost like the Joker when he smiles a little too big, like physically. You're like, how does he do that? That's them. We're very excited. We, but everyone's going to be cool. Yeah, but you got to wear a nice suit, man. No. No. I told that, well, we'll talk about it later. Okay. I think about it later. But we're very excited about the. Um, but we're very excited about That's the update in that story.

Oh, that's a great update. It's a great update. All right, let's get started with the show. Glad you guys are here. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Dr. Bobby Bones and Morning Studio.

I have a situation that my wife and I disagree on. I am less than a year out from retiring as a naval aviator after 23 years of naval service and am actually working on my applications for my next career. My dilemma is that I want to buy a new suit in anticipation of possibly multiple interviews over the next eight months. Fingers crossed. My wife is very frugal, which complements the family dynamic very well, since without her, I'd probably own a boat, an airplane, and other stupid toys, and we'd be broke. She'd just worry about saving money. I have a couple of suits that are about 12 years old and slightly out of fashion.

She wants me to just wear those. I really want something new that I could feel confident in wearing interviews for jobs that could shape the course of the rest of our lives. I'm not looking to spend a ton of money, but it'd be about $800, which is not insignificant for a military family. Should I continue to press the issue or just give in to wear my old suits? How important do you think this is, or am I just overthinking it? Thank you, Dr. Bones. I love the show and the whole crew. Very respectfully signed, Distressed Aviator. Dissressed.

Instead of distressed. Yeah, I think this is a big part of interviews is you have to look a certain way. You have to present yourself a certain way. You got to act way better than you actually are. It's like a first date. You know, that person early is the greatest human alive. The funniest. The person that doesn't mind tipping way big.

So you do have to look great. And I do think, $800 is a lot for a suit. I can tell you right now, you can go to some of the sites that I go to, and I can give you some of the apps and get a really good suit for way less than that. Like ones that are in style? Yeah. Like the ones that look cool? You can go to Y-O-O-X, which is an app that I.

I use and just build you a little account there and go to men, type in suits. And you can get you a real good, cool suit. They have like 60, 70, 80% off. Cool. Get you a good suit for less than 800 bucks. Half of that. If you still want to get a good one. You can go to like the real real, which is an app of like designer stuff, but that's been used by somebody else, but it's still in great condition. They check it out. Make sure it's authentic. You can use that. You can go to get vestiaire We're V-E-S-T-I-A-I-R-E, which is an app, which is similar-ish to that. There's just a lot of ways to get really good suits or clothes for less than $800. So I'm going to fall in the middle here.

You don't need to wear a 12-year-old suit if you don't have to wear a 12-year-old suit. I do think you also need to feel good when you go into these interviews because if you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good. Dionne Sanders had that. That's awesome. And it's right here. It's right here in this. And so I do think you need to get you a new suit so you can go out and crush so you feel good. So, that being said, use those apps. There's many of

them. Also, you can go and get a top man suit for like 150 bucks. Pants and jacket. We go to the Nordstrom here and I've got a couple of them that are like black or blue, just like standard. But you can get pants and jacket for 150 bucks both. They're awesome. Don't be fooled in thinking you have to spend a bunch of money to get awesome stuff. So get a new suit. Let her hear this. But I don't, you don't

spend $800 on the suit. Now when it comes to a tie in a shirt, shirt, you can get that inexpensive. It doesn't matter. Same thing with a tie. 300 bucks. And that's an expensive suit. But you should tell her, it's what you should do. Negotiate with her. Okay, I won't do eight. I'll do, can I do five? You don't need five, but you're playing it up

a little bit. and she goes two. Okay, fine. $450. Three. Four. Okay, four. Boom. You don't even need four. Yeah, good stuff. But you just got you a suit. Maybe a downloaded PlayStation game. Then some accessories.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Oh. Yeah. All right. So go get it. Hey, thank you for serving. Good luck on your future endeavors. Go feel good so you can perform. All right, buddy. That's the mail bag. Close it up.

We've got your key mail and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail bag. Yeah. We make Morgan watch different shows from we were kids or different movies from when we were kids. And then she rates them based on how good they are now. Still, did they hold up? Seinfeld, she gave 2.5 out of five jackets. Back to the future, she gave four out of five DeLoreans.

Karate Kid, big one, 4.5 out of five Cobra Chi's and Austin Powers, one out of five groovy babies. One out of five. What a pitiful score of that guy. Well, we had her watch Wayne's World. Oh, man. Wayne's World was awesome back in the day. It was so awesome. One hour and 35 minutes, that's the time of movie should be.

The perfect time for a movie. An hour and a half, you don't need anymore. And if you do, make a part two. So you go watch Wayne's World, excellent. What do you think? Morgan. Well, I will say that all of these 80s and 90s, like dude movies have the same comedy routines. 1992.

Oh, when comedy was golden. That's right. I have noticed, because this is Mike Myers. Austin Powers, similar vibes I'm getting in the beginning of this. Can you tell the plot of this, though? You watched it. Would you explain the plot to our listeners? Yes. So basically two best friends have this public TV show out of their basement and then some big exec comes in and kind of exploits their TV show, wants to make them big stars, but not really, just make money off of them. And then a whole thing kind of opens up after that.

They blew up on public access. In the mom's basement. Yeah, they blew. Okay, so. There was more substance to this movie. than the other ones that I've seen. So I'll give it that credit. And I did get some good laughs out of it. At the end of it, I really love Garth more than Wayne. Swing!

He cracks me up. Shwing. He just had such a very innocent, fun vibe about him. So I did start to feel a lot of things about the characters. And for that reason, I will give it 3.5 out of five guitars. Okay, that's good. When I do things like, game off, game on, do you recognize little quotes like that? Yes.

Now, and I'll get the FACTS. Excellent quotes. And there were some other things that they said that were very inappropriate that I will not repeat. Shwing! Party time! Excellent. Well, three out of five is pretty good considering as a 1992. Yeah, and now I feel like we need a catchy theme song like the Wayne's World, his little guitar.

Yeah. We have a lot of catchy themes. Every jingle on this show. Wouldn't that be kind of the beat that? Yeah. This is the Bobby Bone Show. No. We're like Wayne's World?

Yeah, kind of. We started as that show where nobody was listening. And just kind of built our way up and now we're being exploited. So yeah. Somebody's making a lot of money off. Yeah. So there we go. We're all doing pretty good here.

Okay, three out of five out of five for Wayne's World. Have you ever seen Ace Ventura pet detective? Ooh. Oh, is that Jim Carrey? It is. I don't think so. I think I've just seen the mask. Yeah, I don't think I've seen Ace Ventura.

Is that all righty then? This is the more serious one. This is one of its more serious roles. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's about animals. Do you like animals? You like animals? Yeah.

No animals die, right? No animals die. No, no, no, no. So we're going to have you watch Ace Ventura, a pet detective. It's hard for me to act like a serious when Lexbox is laughing in the background. That's going to be your next one. It was his breakout role. Okay, this was his like first big movie?

Movie, yes. He was on in Living Color, you know, Fire Marshal Bill, which was awesome. She has no idea what you're talking about. She's like, huh? We should make her watch a whole season in Living Color. Oh, gosh. Okay, so you're going to watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective, and we'll check back in a couple of a few weeks, okay? Okay, got it.

I mean, wasn't it just the golden age of movies. before they turned to two, everything was two hours. Although I did see, and Mike, I want to ask you about this, let me bring in Movie Mike from Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. I saw the new Wakanda Forever's coming out in November, the Black Panther.

Is that getting good pre-reviews? Hasn't been reviewed yet. And do we know how long that's going to be? That is almost three hours. Oh, my good. Two hours in 46 minutes, I believe. Okay, Ace Ventura Pet Detectives one hour and 26 minutes.

Perfect. That's two Wakanda Forever's. And I bet you, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, justice substantive. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, man, I want to see Black Panther, but I can't I can't send it there for two hours with having a pee. Oh, but a movie like that doesn't feel that long.

Everything that's that long feels that long. I disagree on that one. They need a halftime, though, of these long movies, right? Like an intermission. Yeah. I don't even smoke break. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, I'm going to take smoke break.

It's like a terrifier too when I go. Am I going to be able to go to the bathroom? No, that's part of why it's so scary. But it's two and a half hours. Yeah, it's so scary because will you dive, your bladder exploding. That could be why you pass out. Extra layer. Oh, that's true.

It could be. All right, Morgan, thank you. We'll look forward to the Ace Ventura review soon. I got you. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Maryland firefighter, Megan Warfield, is nine months pregnant.

She's in a car. She's in a car. They get in a wreck. Multi-car collision. She's like, man, I'm a firefighter. I got to get out and help. So she gets out there and starts directing traffic. but then she sees one of the cars is overturned and someone's trapped inside.

She gets down on her nine-month pregnant belly, climbs in the car, stabilizes the person in the car until paramedics can arrive. And then she goes, man, something's not right. She goes to the hospital. How's a baby girl? Wow. I wonder if that triggered the birth. Maybe.

They said it triggered. It kicked her into labor. So if you're pregnant and you can't have a baby, if you just ruin somebody, boom, home. Maybe. You got to help rescue them too and all that. Well, if you were in, there's no rescue. They may get out a hole in their neck, but what are you going to do?

That's a great story. That's a great story. All right, lunchbox, thank you. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So what is your son up to? He has a watch phone, and he realized it could record things. So he started to record his farts and then play them when we're in public and act like it's me.

There's a lot to unpack here. Yeah. He doesn't record just himself going. his mouth? No, no. They're actual he puts his wrist back behind him. And then he rates them. He's like, this one's good. Look at these two guys. They're laughing.

Yeah, yeah. That's funny. That's right. They're watching a Netflix comedy special over there. 12-year-old humor, boy humor at its finest. So he does this in public? Yeah, so he realized he could start playing it back. And he used to just play him around the house. And now he started to play him when we're in, like, in a public place. And then he'll be like, Mom!

What do you say? I just am mortified. And I say stop that right now. It's not me. That's not me. Do you tell everyone at the store, whatever you're like, I guess not. I try to like not make it a thing. I just say, stop playing that sound with your watch.

It's not me. Does he have one specific one? He has his favorites. It alternates because it's every day. He'll record a new one. And then do you have a talk with him in private? Yeah, I'm like, you have to stop this. First of all, stop recording them.

And he's like, why? It's amazing. And then don't play them in public anymore. But he's, it's just the. It's a phase, I hope. No, no, look at these two. Yeah, it doesn't end. That is hilarious.

You always think it's funny. Because at home, he's also obsessed with Old Town Road, you know, the Little Nazek song, except for on YouTube, there's a really popular, like, Old Town Fart version. And he listens to it on repeat. Do we have this? Okay, I've not heard. I don't want to.

I've not heard Old Town Fart. Old Town Fart, huh? Here we go. I'm gonna until I come I like it I can't That's hilarious

Yeah like who knew that song even existed Your son and these two now I'm like you do And I feel like he found it Because he's just obsessed with that And he probably typed in YouTube Fart videos I don't know

Does this watch smell bad Because he farts on it Directly on it Yeah I don't like parts that much He has clothes on No I know Still though is there a punishment if he keeps on or do you laugh enough to where he still thinks it's funny?

I don't think this is a punishable offense. He's having a good time. So it's okay that he does farts in public and you say stop, but then you don't really care of he stops. No, I want him to stop, but I'm not going to punish him. But I need to come up with some like, hey, if you don't do that to me today in public, you get a prize. Oh, a reward. And you have four boys. I assume this is all the time.

Oh, that's all. Dude, my house reeks of farts because they just love to fart everywhere they go. Yes, it's funny. It's just automatic. When someone farts, it's... You guys laugh? Everyone does, except my wife. Of course.

Yeah, I don't think I would either. I'm not a big fart guy. Not a big fart guy at all. But you know what? All the boys love to go, Mom, when they do it. Exactly. Don't get on a watch that records things.

A Mexican woman named Maria Salud Ramirez Caballero has died at 109. She was the inspiration behind Mama Coco in Disney's Coco, the grandma. Oh, awesome. Just like her. Identical. Looks just like her. Coco's so good.

I felt like Coco looked like my grandma too. Okay, you constantly say Coco. Reminds me of me. Yeah, yeah. She was 109 years old. That is crazy. But she was the inspiration for the character Mama Coco

in the Disney Pixar movie Coco. Disney's never confirmed that probably because they didn't want to pay her. Oh, this isn't like a real... I thought that she was part of the whole process and her family gets royalties. I don't know that's not true, but I don't know that is true.

Okay. Disney's never actually confirmed. their connection to the character and her, but the family says a team from Pixar visited the area and photographed her. So she probably got something. I'm sure she'd have an ownership of that character, though. So here are my top five Disney songs of all time.

5, 4, 3,21. I don't even seen all these movies. I've only seen a couple of Disney movies ever. Oh, but you know the song. Absolutely. I know how they make me feel, just as a song, not even from the movie. Number five, Aladdin, a whole new world.

A whole new fantastic point of view. At number four, I'm going old school. I'm not even going cartoon. I'm going supercalifragilistic expialidocious. Dang. The biggest one you ever heard, and this is how we go. Oh, Supercalaparcialistic Xpialadocious. Mary Poppins.

That's number four. Number three, from Phil Collins and Tarzan. You'll be in my heart. I like you in the background vocals on that one. Number two, remember me from Coco. Yes. Remember me. Toy Story?

Who knows? Be my friend. What's it called? You got it. You got a friend in me. That's it. Number one. You got a friend.

Around the room. Number one Disney song from you guys. Amy. Akuna Matata. Really? Well, I can't think of that. It's the other line thing's slow one. What's that one?

Can you feel the love tonight? Yeah. Which one? I said Circle Life. He said, can you feel love? Can you feel the love tonight? Oh, I gotta go a Little Mermaid, part of that world. Part of your world?

Your world? Is that what it is? Yeah, can you turn it down? I'm just if I can figure that one out. He goes, look at this stuff. That's what? Yeah. Go, go, go. Go, go.

I don't know anymore. Isn't it neat? Yeah. Wouldn't you say, my collections complete? Is that about the shells and stuff? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Part of your world.

Yeah, she's talking about the human and she's like, I wish I was part of your world. Mm. Got it. Lunchbox? Uh, let it go. Frozen. Is that just the first one you can think of? Yep.

We don't talk about Bruno. Encanto. I don't know what that is. Really? I don't know what is Enkanto. It's the most streamed Disney song of all time. Yeah. But only because the movie's newer and that song was played on the radio radio too.

You know? But all right, there you go. That's my top five. And if you don't like it, you can stick it where the sun don't shine. You know what I mean? We got this voicemail last night. Hit it. I have a question.

I need some advice. A friend of mine asked, a friend of hers could have my phone number. I don't know how to politely to clutch. This friend also follows me on social media, so they could have easily messaged me on there and chose not to. So I don't feel comfortable giving out my number, but how does I politely say why doesn't she just message me on social media? Well, that's what you say, you just say it slightly different. I deal with this too sometimes. I'd say, hey, have them DM me or email me.

I don't answer my phone that. I mean, I literally don't answer my phone if somebody calls me. If I see somebody calling, I'll let it ring, and then I'll look when they leave a voicemail. and I'll read what they said and sometimes I won't even read it all. I just be like, oh, I don't want to read the rest of that. It's like a book I check out on

because the book ain't good. If you send me a DM, I'll read the whole thing twice. That's what you do. You say, hey, look, just have her DM me or have her email me. I'm on there way more than I am, you know, talking on the phone.

Easy, there you go. You do not have to give anybody your number if you don't want to. You can decline anything from anybody, period. If it makes you uncomfortable, you should say stop. In the name of love. Yeah.

Before it breaks my heart. That's Supreme. Keep it over. Yeah, you don't have to do anything you're not uncomfortable with. So just say, have her DM me or here's my email. Would love to get in contact that way. That's it. The end.

Don't put yourself in any uncomfortable situation. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So this guy, he's 35 years old and he has a brain tumor. And so doctors are like, hey, yeah, we'll operate. We'll take it out. It's going to take about nine hours. But we're going to need you to play your saxophone the entire surgery. These stories are crazy.

because they're checking the brain as they're working on it to make sure he can still do what he could do or get him back to what he could do before the brain tumor. But their head's not like wide open, right? Yeah, it is. It is. They have a curtain over. Some women when they're pregnant, they have a curtain up there, right?

They put that over the head. And they have people play music or if they are a singer, sometimes sing. I know, I'm like, what would they have me do, though? Well, talk. They'd have me get on there. and be like, all right, speak Spanish. I never did to begin with. We're going to have to cut in deeper.

Yeah, the brain is so unknown what it can do, how I can do it. Do you have a clip of this? Yes, I do. Of course, he's playing a sad song. Why couldn't play some upbeat? I'm sad for him. Like hit the roadjack or something. Yeah, it's.

Hey, man. The surgery. We don't talk about Bruno or something. All right. The surgery was a success, by the way. Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's alive and well.

That is great. Okay, what else? Six and ten parents admit that they're not very good cooks and that they would also give up some of their favorite things for a whole week, like their favorite music, their favorite TV show. If dinner would just, ta-da, appear on the table within like 10 minutes and their kids would actually like it. I feel this in my core.

My kids don't like anything I cook. And it is a constant struggle, and it's very difficult. So it's good to know I'm not alone. You know what these parents could do? What? Hello fresh. That's right. Hello fresh.

comes to your door, fresher than in the grocery store and cheaper too. All right, what else? All right, country artists that played college football that you may not know. Let me guess some of them. Okay. I'm going to use my annoyed voice because these are all guys that are super athletic and can play music and they're often oddly good looking too, which is stupid. Like, God, why can you eliminate one of the three?

Chase Rice. Ding, ding. Yeah, he played at University of North Carolina. Yeah, he was like a long. Snapper special team game. He didn't get a lot of playing in time, but he heard himself, I think. I heard he was going to pursue a professional career, but he got injured. Everybody says they were going to pursue. He wasn't good enough in college

because he heard himself. I was going to pursue a professional career too, but I couldn't run fast enough and wasn't strong enough. Riley Green was a quarterback. Ding, ding, ding. Jacksonville State. Dang, you got the stats here. He knows everything about these. Big fan, huh? Big fan?

He quit football specifically to pursue music. Right. Which means he probably. wasn't. Listen, just to play at that level, you got to be good. But don't be full. They weren't like, you know,

I want to go, I'm one step away from the league. You know, I'm going to give it up and start over and be broke playing country music for five years. But yeah, he's also massive, like big, strong, good-looking dude for sure. Sam.

Hunt, yeah. He even tried out for the Kansas City Chiefs. Now he played at University of Alabama at Birmingham, but I guess he didn't make it with the Chiefs? No, but he probably made it the highest because he did have an opportunity. opportunity to go and play with like the practice squad or like training to train with

he was a couple different places I think he also played at middle Tennessee I believe you transferred a little bit I mean what do I know I just guessing he's been a lot of research there I don't know uh Lee Bryce yes he was a lineman at Clemson University but he entered his right arm and special team's player and then he had a career ending surgery he did get hurt yeah what else trace Atkins oh Louisiana Tech I think yes I think named the position Defensive line maybe Offensive lineman Oh man

I guess I missed one Definitely didn't do that on purpose So I didn't go 100% And then he had to quit because of a knee injury That I believe Because if I don't he'll beat me up So there we have it All right is that it Amy?

Yeah I'm at me that's my pile That was Amy's pile of stories It's time for the good news With Bobby Tell me something good Alan Ross has been a business school professor at the University of California, Berkeley, for 32 years. Over three decades, he's impacted a whole bunch of lives, especially if he asks his students. And now he has an award called the Chris Kindness Award to celebrate those who are impacting others through random acts of kindness, like helping a sick neighbor or paying for someone in line, etc.

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