The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Early Bird: Morgan's Man In Uniform Returns + Eddie's Stolen Package

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

Morgan's 'man in uniform' returns home after being away for three weeks and she shares an update on how things are going between them. Plus, someone stole Eddie's package at the studio!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But once he stops trying to hang on, and he shaves it, he'll probably be pretty glad. It's producer, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right, now is the time that you come up and tell me if you did it or not. I don't know what it is. Who stole my shoes? What shoes?

Somebody sent me a pair of shoes from Brooks Running Shoe Company. I'm out because I didn't steal any shoes. I have too many shoes. I'm good. You had a box from Brooks. Who stole my shoes? There we go. Who stole our shoes?

I don't know. I didn't know this. Abby sent me a text and said, hey, your shoes are in the kitchen. They're in a box. They sent them to you. Great. I show up the next day.

They're not there. Who stole my shoes? Hey, Scoop Steve. Oh. So we were sent shoes by Brooks running. Where are they? I don't do Brooks running. I know what that is.

Well, no, they sent us shoes. according to Eddie, apparently me too, and they're not here. Oh yeah, I see those every one. Huh? Yeah, for you too. I don't know anything about the Brooks shoes or how they get here. I'm not a part of that, but I have seen them every once in a while. Amy, what do you know?

I don't know anything other than I saw a box in the kitchen area with your name on it. Lunchbox, what do you know? I know that I have a pair of Brooks running shoes from Brooks that came. Do they have your name on them? Had my name on them. Just take a picture so we could vouch to add your name on it? Yeah. Because you, a lot of times either steal or don't get stuff?

Nope. Mike, do you know anything about this? I got to pair with my name. Oh, no, no, I'm not asking about it. Where are shoes? I don't keep track of anybody's mail. What about Abby? Because she's the one that sent us the message.

Abby, will you go and look? See if you can find them during this segment? Yeah, I can. I'll look. Okay, thank you. I didn't see him yesterday. Just the guys get shoes or what? Maybe there's something for you.

Don't come back without them. Okay, move on. I'm upset. He isn't a fan of music, despite working in country. Radio and he provides the bonehead story of the day right here for this show. It's Lunchbox! It got me thinking. We talked about me being on Garst reality show, how they showed me

over and over and over again. So I was just wondering, how do I get my royalty checks? Like, I know Bobby was in Band Slam and he gets a check in the mail every once in a while for royalties. So how does that work? You were not, you didn't have a role. You weren't credited. You were just in the crowd. So you weren't even an extra. You just went to an event.

were filmed at a public place. So there are no royalties. And if you're not credited, you're not even a part of the show. You didn't even exist, actually. And I think it was a docu-series, not a reality show. Well, isn't that the same thing? Not quite. A docu-series, a little more integrity, a little more honesty.

Oh. A reality show, they can definitely flub on some of the narratives. But it's a reality show. Yeah, that's ironic. Well, they lie about that word right there. But I don't think you're going to get any checks if you weren't credited. Did you check the credit? Did it say, like, random guy who appears ten times?

No, I haven't even checked the credits. I've just been getting sent screenshot it or screenshot. Check the credits. Check the credits. And if it's there, then we go to court. Because, I mean, that is twice. Garth has used me in his docus series. You would not leave Garth alone.

There's a big difference. Like, you were on his hip all night. Yes. But then also in his Vegas residency, he made a video, he made a docu series. Who's in it? But you're in the crowd just sitting there. I know. Were you in the credits?

Nope. I'm sorry about that. Check the credits. Let me know. Amy, we're going on 20 years of being friends. and we can catch you on your Women of I Heart Country show on the weekends. Here she is, Amy! Okay, so I watched my Saw stuff over the last seven months.

Saw the movies, that's right. Or how it feels like it was six months ago? She lost the challenge. Had to watch every Saw movie. One through 10. One through 10. And my daughter loves horror movies, and so she watched most of them with me. Am I saying that correctly?

Well, I would just put a little or... Horror. Horror. Yeah, like, because if you get that second, Or it sounds like a movie that maybe your daughter shouldn't be watching, but I got you. Horror. Horror. Yes.

And even she's like kind of over it, especially the one, like in this last batch I had to watch, they were like chopping off their own body parts for weight to be. And I was thinking like if we were all in that situation and it was like whoever could produce the most body weight because they were going to weigh whatever body part on the scale. I'd be like, would we be capable of doing that? I'd be like, kill me now. I could cut off something. What would you?

anything. Everything. You would cut it off yourself? Yeah, I could do it to live. You guys don't even know things I've done just to hang, not even to live. Right. I'll tell you. So you watched all 10 saw movies, your thoughts, your review?

Are they going to make more? Because this should just be done. Mike? Movie Mike? Yeah, there's one coming out next year. Saw 11. There you go. Watch it, Amy.

I mean, I might just to kind of keep it going. But I guess if you're into that sort of thing, I could see it. But like I said, even my daughter is, and she was sort of, getting over it. I would think they'll watching them in a set be too much. It's not really meant how Saul's supposed to be consumed. Yeah, I was supposed to be consumed over like decades. Well, like, you know, every year you'll watch another one or something.

Yeah, but thank you for finishing up on your bed. Amy's watched all 10 Saw movies. Good job, Amy. All right, Ray Woodow. From Mountaine, Arkansas. He's rocking the old school MTV shirt today. I love it. 90s kids all the way.

Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. So I have an old Bronco, old 70s Bronco. It's pretty cool. I was ready. The weather's got pretty good. Got in it for the first time. The only music that plays in it is from the 70s.

I turn the key. What? What's that? That's it. It did nothing. I don't know. I don't know anything about cars. Oh, my goodness.

So I turned it again, even less than the first one. It went. First one was like this. Second one's like this. So it's basically a paperweight right now. No idea how to fix it. I have to get somebody to come get it or to work on it. Is it the first time you turn it on?

like this year? Yeah. Okay. I mean, like the battery could be there. Yeah, man. No, you can't start it up. I try to start it up.

No, I meant like, is there, the last time you've taken it in are they like, hey, even if you're not going to drive it because it's cold out, just go ahead and give it a start

every couple weeks. They should have told you that. No, no one's ever told me that. But it doesn't work right now. So that was my first time firing up the Bronco, but I'll let you guys know when we'll go on a group ride.

Oh, that'd be fun, man. Can you imagine? There are no shoulder seat belts. It's only waist belts. I'm picturing y'all like Zoolander getting gas at the gas station in your Bronco. That's because it turns that you want to think about us. What? Interesting.

Yeah, because she's spraying all of us with water with her hand. That's what you want to do with us? I'm picturing it. I have to know. I have to know. You want to get us wet, Amy? I don't understand. Oh, this is right before y'all get murdered.

All right, we're done. Okay. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we got. Oh, Bobby's mailbag. Hello, Bobby. My 15-year-old daughter has a pet rat,

and now she claims it's her emotional support animal. Though she's done some rather ballsy things. This is the one that takes the cake. She discovers she can pretty much take it wherever she wants and then raise a stink about it because it's her support animal. This is so dumb. She seems to be getting addicted to the attention she's getting, and I can assure you there's no emotional need for this rat to be a part of her life.

Unless, of course, you count attention, addiction. Any thoughts on how to break this disturbing trend? Short of feeding the rat to the neighbor's cat. Signed, grandpa of the rat. So it's the dad here. That's hilarious. But if she's like treating the rat good. No, it's the problem.

I am mouse too, by the way. That's how you describe it when you don't like it. Oh, is it the same animal? Just one's bigger and dirtier? I would think that's not a big dirty rat that she has. It's probably a big mouse. It's hard to get a rat as a pet. So could it potentially

be a cute hamster. I think this is a phase. Yeah. I think she'll go through the phase, be out of it. It's hilarious. She has a support animal that's a hamster. Dude, I bet the attention's awesome, though. Everybody wants to bet it. Oh, is that a rat? Can I touch your rat?

And you know what? She's learning responsibility. She's got to keep the rat alive. Yeah. And they don't live that long anyway. It's not like it's going to live three years. I would say let her have the emotional support animal. It will the sun will go down on this one way or the other. She will move on to something else.

She is a teenager. It's pretty funny. And you also have to let and go, that's pretty funny. I had a ferret in high school. I would take her around. Yeah, she'd be in my shoulder. She'd say? Yeah, she was awesome.

How long she lived? Age? Nine years. Wow. Did you keep her all nine years? Long time. Yeah, and then she got pancreatic cancer. What?

For a baby. But nine years is probably a long time for a parrot. Yeah. We had a chihuahua and a ferret at the same time, and they lived around the same time. Both of them did. Were they like married, like an old couple when one guys, the other one goes to? Well, one of them looked like Ren, and then she looked like Stimpy, so we named her Stimpy.

Rest the piece, Stimpy. And Dad, let her have the pet. Long as it's not hurting anybody, all good. All right, that's the mailbag. Close it up. We got your email, and with the clothes, Bobby's Mailback. Eddie, what's the question for the room? Question for you guys.

How long will you wait for a table at a restaurant? What's the longest? Any more specifics or details? I mean, would you, no, just like if you show up to like a Chili's. If you've got to wait in the little waiting area, how long will you wait? No reservation. Nothing. Just show up.

Yep. 15 minutes. So if they say 20 minutes is your weight, you're like, I'm out? Unless my wife is like, I think 20's cool. But I don't want to wait more than 15. I'd rather go and have food not as good, but get it quicker. We're big reservation people because we just do it on the app. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So mostly I wouldn't even try. And also, I ate it a weird time, 435, 530. No one's there. So I really don't have to worry about that for the most part. And I've really got into the habit of just booking on the app. It's open table. But I would say 15, 20 minutes. I'm not going to wait an hour.

It's like a ride at an amusement park. Yeah. 40 minutes to go 11 seconds down a tube? That sounds terrible. 15, 20 minutes. Amy. Kids and I went to dinner last night and we went up to the counter and she said it'll be 30, 45 minutes. And I was like, well, okay.

So I put my name down and then we tried for about five minutes and my kids were like, we're hungry, we're hungry, we're hungry. And I was like, so I go and I go, remove my name and we went somewhere where we got it fast. So I think I could do it, but it just depends on how hungry everybody is. Do you think that they're always a bit conservative or do you think they're a bit aggressive with their time? Meaning if they say 30 minutes, is it really 45? Or if they say 30, is it really 20, but they just want to protect people from getting mad. Well, this people were, this place was covering their bases.

They said 30 to 45 minutes. They had that 50 window. Big window. Sometimes they go up and they say like it's going to be an hour and it's really like 20 minutes. That happens. I'd rather than be that way. I'll go to a longer one if it's like, oh, so we went to with Caitlin's family and we go somewhere. We're driving into Tulsa and they're like, we'll go to this place and we get there and it's like a 35, 40 minute wait.

I'm not afraid to say my opinion, even with them. But I think they like, I don't know. They like to hang out with each other. And so they were cool just all just like hanging out and talking. Yeah, people do that. So we waited for like 45 minutes and I'm like, this is crazy. Like what is happening here? So, yeah, I would never wait that long.

Lunchbox? 30 minutes, because you have to calculate how long it's going to take to get three kids back in the car, drive to another place, take the chance that they're going to have a wait. So if they say 30 minutes, we're staying. But if they say 30 minutes also, I'm like, do you know who I am? And then they still say 30 minutes. I'm like, all right, well, I guess I'll wait. Do you, A, why did this come up?

Yeah, because we went to eat somewhere. and it was a 45-minute wait. And we're like, ooh, this is tough. But I took into consideration what lunchbox is saying. Like, we're going to have to get the family, go somewhere else. What if they have a wait? So I took the 45 minutes, but they let us sit in the car. So it was kind of one of those like, we'll text you when the table's ready.

How long, though? What, even? How long did it take? Yeah. 25 minutes. See, yeah, usually they're a lot shorter than they say. Yeah, because they don't want people coming up yelling. I'm like, I've been there 40 minutes.

It's just better to be on the conservative side. Dude, I went to a place where the guy just said. I'm be honest with you, man. It's going to be like maybe an hour, two hours. Like, I would go somewhere else. Oh, an hour to hour. Or, wow. Maybe tomorrow.

He said I would go somewhere else. Oh, you're crazy. Well, always perplexed me when I was a hostess is like you would tell people, hey, it's going to be a 20 minute wait. But then every two minutes in that 20 minutes, they're like, is anything come available yet? And they come back, hey, how is it still looking? And it's like still the same or something I can do.

Maybe some people left. Or maybe people, because we used to have a list at the restaurant I worked at. She'd write the names in and be like, well, they didn't show up. So you'd move up the list pretty quick. I love going to check. Yeah, that's what I do. Hey, how are we doing? And I'm not really asking.

I just want to look over on the stand and see where I am. I don't call their name when it's time. Yeah, yeah. No, need to get mad at us for what happened to you. It's a question, Amy. It's still holding on over here. It took me back. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So this nurse Lou in Madisonville, Kentucky, she's working her shift, and a patient comes in. It's actually one that's been there before. they were returning in the same old worn out shoes. And she remembered it. And she's like, gosh, I just really feel like I should donate my shoes to this person.

Like inside, she was telling herself, that's what she'd do. But then she's like, that might be weird. So I'm not going to do it. That might be weird. And then she's like, okay, I'm going to go do it. So she went and she did it. And she donated her shoes. And it was just such a kind gesture.

She even left the hospital with like those socks with the rubber bottoms on the soles that you get at the hospital. And that's how she left and other people saw. So then the story started to spread. and then Brooks footwear, they heard about it, and they sent her a brand new pair of shoes to make up for the ones that she donated. Is that the company that sent the shoes that somebody stole?

Yeah, the shoes that we don't have. Other than the same? Yeah, let's get an update. Just a complete coincidence, by the way. Is Abby in the room over there, Ray, answer her phones? You? Hey, Abby, did you find our running shoes? Somebody stole? Find the running shoes.

Did somebody stole? No. From Brooks. Okay, who got shoes? I got shoes. Took shoes. Mike and Lunchbox did. Who else had? Abby, you got shoes, right? Yeah, so I got them and then Mike D, Eddie, and lunchbox.

Because, like, I'm doing half marathon. Amy told me that I had some. Yeah, I don't. I always saw a box from Brooks. Let me go look. And then, where's Eddie's then? I don't know where Eddie's are. So someone stole Eddie's shoes.

Yeah, I saw everybody's in there because mine were there. But I don't see Eddie's anymore. How would I not have something to me? I don't know. Well, because I'm doing the half marathon and then Mike D run. and then lunch rock runs. They gave me shoes when I did my walk. I used to run.

Yeah, I'm hearing you. Why don't you go look? I'm going to look right where I saw it. Okay, we're going to look for these shoes. Thank you. Somebody's somebody stole shoes. We have a nurse donating shoes, and then we got somebody stealing shoes.

Maybe just flipped in the middle of her, tell me something. That's okay. You're good. You're good, going. We don't know what happens. She literally is going to look for the shoes. All right, thank you. That's what it's all about.

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Oh. example. Say it if you know it. DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane. Titanic. Correct. Who is Billy Zane?

He's the bad guy. Oh, okay. That thick eyebrows. Here we go. Write your answer now. There'll be five of these. Question number one. Julia Roberts. Jason Alexander.

Richard Gear. What 90s movie were these three actors all in together? Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, Richard Gere. I'm in. Him for the win. Amy? Pretty woman.

Eddie? Pretty woman. Lunchbox? Pretty woman. Correct. Number two. Sally Field. Gary Senise.

Tom Hanks. Sally Field. Gary Sinise. Tom Hanks. And for the win. And. Amy? Forrest Gump.

Lunchbox? Forrest Gump. Eddie? Forrest Gump. Number three, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon. I say it like the duck, Ben Affleck. You do say it like the duck. Ben Affleck.

Robin Williams, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Amy. Goodwill Hunting. Lunchbox. Goodwill hunting. Eddie. Goodwill hunting. Correct.

Those words are going to get hard. Number four. Whoopi Goldberg. Demi Moore. Patrick Swayze. I'm in. Whoopi Goldberg. Demi Moore.

Patrick Swayze. In for the win. En. Eddie? Ghost. Lunchbox? Ghost. Amy?

Ghost. Good. Number five. Renee Zelliger. Cuba Gooding Jr. Tom Cruise. Renee Zellegger. Cuba Gooding Jr.

Tom Cruise. Amen. In for the win. Lunchbox. Jerry McGuire. Amy? Jerry McGuire. Eddie? Jerry McGuire. Correct.

Three-way tie? Yeah. All right. Keep going. Do you miss it? You're out. Number six. John Travolta. Bruce Willis. Samuel L. Jackson. Shoot. John Travolta. Bruce Willis. Samuel L. Jackson.

I am in. In for the win. John Travolta and Bruce Willis. And Samuel L. Jackson. Heard of them? Yeah, Samuel Jackson's one really should. Maybe I can think of. Tall guy.

You in? Oh, he was in Saul. Hmm. Five seconds, Amy. Need an answer? Okay. Sixthence. That's tough, huh?

Whoa. Sixthens. That's a tough one for your list. It's also incorrect. I didn't think. Eddie. No, she meant to say Pulp Fiction. Lunchbox?

Pulp Fiction. Correct. Two remain. Yeah. Never gotten that. Amy, you have been eliminated. I'm sorry. Sorry about that, Amy. See you next time.

Okay. John Cusack. John Malkovich. What the? Nicholas Cage. Oh. John Cusack. John Malkovich.

Nicholas Cage. Holy. I'm just going to play by myself over here. Name that 90s movie. John Malkovich? Say the names again. John Cusack. John Malkovich, John Cusack, Nicholas Cage.

Whoa. That's tough, dude. Did you get it? I'm in. Oh, man, that's tough. Need an answer? Yeah. Lunchbox?

I put, being John Malkovich. That is a movie that John Malkovich is in. Because I don't know who he is, but I'm like, was he in, he could have been in Conner, though, and I should have just guessed Conner, that would have been the smart thing to do. What'd you pick? Oh my gosh. I think I got it. What do you have? American Treasure. No, it's Con Air. I'm such an idiot. I'm such an idiot.

I know. I'm thinking of National Treasure. You didn't even get the A movie right. John Cusack's and Con Air? Yeah. That's crazy. What's out? I'm so dumb. Dang it. I'm so dumb. All right. Next one? No. Amy, stop. Don't do the thing where you get

it when you're already out. But I did. You know you get so annoyed when they do that. Do I? Yes. I do. I do. I'm trying to too stupid. When they're knocked out already and they're like, oh God and you didn't. Are you sure? Yellow card. Dude, I was so wrong on American Treasure. I tried to be so cute.

All of it was wrong. I try to be so cute. All right, speed around, so you can buzz in your name at any time. Oh, that's tough. So yell your name. I'll give one, then two, then three. Oh, my goodness. Here we go.

Kirsten Dunst. Bonnie Hunt. Robin Williams. Eddie. Eddie. Jumanji. Correct. Winner.

Yes! Yes! Let's do a couple romantic updates. Let's go to Morgan first. Morgan has been seeing a guy called the man in uniform. He's been gone for a bit. Yeah. And we think possibly because he's been gone, there's been time for you to really build up.

Maybe get a little too overexcited about it. Amy thinks the guy could be living a double life. He potentially could be. But maybe not. Maybe not. Sure, maybe not. So you've been pretty excited about it, which is not normal for you. No, not at all. So he's back?

Yeah, he has returned. And we've hung out. A few times since he's returned and it's still going really great. Like, he's a really good person. I can't. She is glowing. She's smiling so hard that it's hard for her to talk. Wow.

That's good? Yeah, I mean, when I first saw him, he showed up with sunflowers to my house. When you saw him this time. Yeah, for the first time since he had been gone and we weren't able to talk. He showed up with sunflowers at my house and we ate dinner together. Do you like sunflowers especially? My favorite flower. Got it.

Yes. And she's from Kansas. Isn't that the sunflower state? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's so cool. It's her favorite flower. Gosh, this guy's good. I'm just saying he pays attention.

He does. Because he has to because he lives a double life? Yeah, how does he do that? This has nothing to do with that. This is me just saying. Well, you're the one who threw that out there. So now you're just like, no. No, I'm just like, wow, he paid.

He's good. Okay. He's good. So you, he brings you sunflowers, you have dinner. That's the first time. And you guys have seen each other a few times? Yes. Okay.

And what, anything else you want to share? I just said it's going really good. There's still no red flags. I'm about to meet some people that are important to him. So it's moving along. Are you guys off the apps and the, with the option to date other people? Have you had that conversation? That conversation hasn't happened quite yet.

It's kind of like things have been dropped and said, but nothing official yet. If he were to be on, if you were swiping and somebody said, hey, is this your guy? to see him on the app still, what would your thoughts be? I'd be bummed, but at this point I still can't be mapped because we're not exclusive yet. Do you feel differently about him at this stage than you have your last couple of serious relationships? Yeah, I don't think I've ever felt this feeling. And it's not, it's not like, you know, oh my gosh, I'm in love or whatever.

It's, I feel very secure. I feel very confident in where it's going and he's very consistent. So I don't have any questions. There's no lingering like what's happening. What is going on? I just feel, and that's a new feeling for me. I'm not used to people giving me that kind of security. Five second insta reaction.

Eddie. I'm so happy for her. This is so great. I love it. Five second instant instant reaction. Lunchbox. Love bombing at its finest. It's working like a charm.

Coming back to that in a second. Amy, five second instant instant instant. I'm happy for Morgan if she's happy. You have a look in your eye like. No, you're going to say, but. No, I'm happy for Morgan. it is consistent with like I get she wants consistency

which he has been that but how many times has she, how long has she known him and how long is he? Oh yeah. How long? Morgan, this is Amy. Sorry, I get used to just looking at Bobby but how long have y'all actually this been going on?

Like just a recap because some people might be just diving into this. A little over a month and a half. A month and a half. Wait, that's all? Yeah. How much of that has he been out of town? those three weeks.

So he's been here for two, gone for three. Or been here for four? That would be three and three. A month and a half would be. Yeah, like three. Yeah, we're going, we're a little bit over a month and a half. So we're getting closer to. You're a month and a half, but three of those weeks,

he's gone with no communication, right? Amy, stop looking at me like you want me to say double life. I'm not saying double life. I'm not saying double life. I'm also not jumping into anything. This is just how it's very slow progression. Like, we're not moving quickly at all. You're about to meet.

meet people that are very important to him. Okay, but it's not, no, I'm not meeting his parents. Like friends. Yes. Yeah. Like, it's, this is a normal progression of our relationship. I agree. I agree.

Amy just really wants someone else other than her to think double life, so she's leading us. Wait, nobody, why? No, nobody has to join me. And I don't even think I'm all the way sold on a double life. I just think it's. You said you were, though. No, no. But even some of the ways sold on double life is kind of weird.

It's not 100%. So Amy thinks maybe double life. Lunchbox thinks maybe love bombing. 100% love. bombing. This is what love bombers do. They're in your life for real quick and they shower you with gifts. Every time they see you, they have something for you that you like or they you love. They know, like they give you a purse. They give you flowers.

They send you a package. He's not giving me like big gifts. These are thoughtful intentional small gifts. It doesn't have to be big gifts. Yes, it does. When it's love bombing, they're like, I want to marry you. We're getting married. Here is every piece of me. And then they disappear. You have seen him for three weeks and you said you have never felt this way about someone. It's secure. Yeah, this is a new feeling for me. It doesn't mean like there's love bombing.

The security is something I haven't felt because I haven't met a lot of guys with that kind of intention. Also, is it just a sign of how crappy dudes are now that when someone brings flowers, it's such a big deal. And so out of the ordinary, they were like, something must be up. Yeah, it's sad that she's used to like, oh, I got to look for a red flag. I got to what's wrong? Like, is something weird about this? Like, that's sad. It is sad.

But that's general dating. Yeah. But this is the first time where she feels so secure about it. This is awesome. This could be the one. Oh, boy. Here we go. I'm not getting there because it's still early, but I'm also not on their team.

Oh, dude. I don't know that I'm on lunchboxes side. No, no, I'm just a guy hanging out, you know? I'm rooting for my friend. It feels a little intense, but I like it. I'm just saying I'm probably a little more protective in that I think that it's not as long as it seems it has been. And we need to make sure. I know it does seem like it's like three or four months.

where we proceed with caution because, and maybe because he does have to leave for work, like he does go hard in these extra areas to make sure that, like, maybe it's not love bombing. You got to pay for a flower somehow. Maybe it is that, uh, I want her to know that I care and it sucks that I have to be gone. So I better like go hard. I'm rooting for you. Thank you. I'm excited for you.

And I think that you're still being aware. Your head's on a swivel. You can keep your head on a swivel and look around and see what's up while still in enjoying when something's going good. Yeah, that's very much what's happening. I'm still aware that the other shoe could drop at any point in time. So it's more I'm just trying to also be in the moment and know that this is just could potentially be a good guy. Are you weirded out?

Because I don't know the scenario and I don't even know what the dude looks like. Are you, have you learned anything about his past relationships that kind of weird you out? No. I mean, he talks very kindly of all of them. So no flags there. That would be. It's like if you're trying to. me. No, I've had a silly. I can't talk kindly about mine.

Then it's like, yeah, but you're not a psycho. Okay, but I can't talk. Like, I wish I could be like, oh, they were great. But that's not the case for mine. So I'm trying to make someone seem like you're an awesome guy, then you talk awesome about your exes. Guys aren't that smart. I'm telling you. I would say that if I were a girl and a guy was talking about how psycho his exes are, that's not a good move. That's not a good thing. Right. And they do that more often than you think. Yeah, I would think they do it all the time. Yeah. Like they were like, oh, she was crazy. Yes. In reality, no, dude, you've had four crazy girlfriends in a row. Let's find the common denominator here, loser. Right?

Right. So, okay, Morgan, we're rooting for you. Thank you. Well, you are. Keep us up. Eddie. Oh, I love it. And when do we get to meet him? Like, when does... We're not pushing that. No, but when does Morgan make the move? To what, bring it around special. I don't think we're her first string special people. I think she knows better because we will not... It'll not be healthy if we get all that. You know what I mean? Good point. Morgan, I'm rooting for you too. Are we sure that? Yes. You're... Yes, you know that.

Even off, like, this is just why, if I feel it and think it, why I'm saying it. If your instinct saying he's living a double life, then say it. I don't know that it's a double, double life, but I'm just. A double single? Like he sneaks off and. I'm just, like, Morgan, let's just make sure to make sure. Because you can't rush these things. And she's not.

Boom. Well, I don't know that she's rushing anything. I think it's happening kind of fast that she's feeling, but that's okay. I'm okay with what Morgan is doing. I'm just a little weary of him. But you don't know him. Correct. There's anyone.

Whatever. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the scam where you get a phone call and you pick it up and they say, can you hear me right away? It's back. It's making the rounds. So they're going, can you hear me? And the goal is to get you to say yes.

And then they record you saying yes. And then they use that yes for authorization elsewhere with your voice. We're screwed. We say yes all the time on this show. We're going to fall for that. I mean, us. Not normal. But I mean, us, we're like, yes.

No, here's my social. Yes. You know, we do all that. But yeah, so what do you do? Because I would think, just don't answer. It says here, when you pick up the phone, if you hear, can you hear me as the first thing, hang up immediately? But I guess if it comes from a number you don't recognize. We're all going to say yes.

Well, what if someone's hacked your number? But I really wouldn't answer the phone from a number I don't recognize. I rarely do. Right. Unless I'm expecting. Huge mistake. Oh, yeah. I mean, 95% of those are wrong.

Let me tell you a story real quick. Yeah. I will keep some names out of it. So we're selling the old house that we used to live in. And so we've moved. But there's a gate and the front gate has a button. You've got to push. And so someone pushed the button.

It still comes to our phone. And the guy's like, hey, I'm just going to say Sabrina, because that's not who it is. But it's a country star. But I'm going to use Sabrina. You know, they call and they go, hey, Sabrina invited me. Can you let me in? Now I realize that, quote, unquote, Sabrina would never have invited this dude, weird dude, in a van, like yelling at the camera.

And I'm like, I'm also kind of cognizant of, I don't want him to know Sabrina does or doesn't live there. He can think she lives there for all I care because nobody's there. I don't want him to go, oh, if Sabrina doesn't live here, let me go try another house. Right. Remember, Sabrina's a country artist. And so I go, hey, Sabrina didn't invite you. You weren't invited. And he's like, I was invited.

So will you please let me in? I said, no, I don't open the gate. I record the screen. Push the button, record it on my phone. I then text Sabrina. And I say, there is a, first, I don't say weirdo in case it was like Sabrina's brother or something. Smart.

First I say, hey, are you expecting anybody at your house? And Sabrina says, no. I said, do you recognize this person? I said, in the video. She goes, no. I said, here's what happened. And Sabrina was like, thank you for letting me know because obviously they're a weirdos. And this one was looking for her.

And they were in a van. They were in a van. Well, no, hey, you can do a lot more damage in a van. Yeah. I mean, and Sabrina also, what I think, too, is Sabrina was at home by themselves. And because Sabrina was like, hey, what would you do in this situation? and I was like, well, make sure everything's locked up. Make sure you get, you know, gates lock.

I said, and I just live a little bit down the road from Sabrina. And I was like, and if you like need a shotgun, I got one, I can bring it over to you. And so. You bring it over to her, but does she, do she have to know. We don't know for sure Sabrina is a girl. Oh, we don't. No. Nope.

It could be either one. So, but I would take it just so they would feel comfortable. But they didn't need it and all good. That's crazy. But they called me on the gate at it. And I didn't even say, yes. Nothing. So you think they were just shooting their shot with like, you know, a house with a gate on that street? And they're like, I'm just going to go try to see.

These tours drive around, these celebrity tours, and they tell people where people live. And it makes it really unsafe for people that live where these people are pointing out. And general vicinity, they just probably pulled into the wrong place. But it was, I say that's what it is because people would drive down the side road to once they would like, guess who lives here? So it's unsafe. Thank you. Yeah. Go Sabrina.

Hope Sabrina's safe. Yeah, weird story. All right, what else? In a new poll, the average American says they rely on Google more than their formal education and the average person Google's five basic questions every day. Well, I don't think we know we rely on our education because it's naturally inside of us. We don't ever have to go, let me get into my natural education brain. Oh, that's the answer.

No, anything we've been educated on, be it through high school or college or like street, me, it's just in there. Google, you have to actually make an effort to go and search for it. So I would say we do probably go search for, but we know things now because of our education. Yeah, and then I second guess myself and then I go to Google thinking, I need to confirm this because I'm not right. Then you need a better education. I'm thinking about going back to school. I didn't have to be school.

It could be anything. I know. It could be the streets. Like I said, that's where I'm from. Okay. Thank you. All right. Is that it?

No, Jelly Roll is being sued for copyright infringement by a wedding band called Jelly Roll. One word though. They're jelly roll. Oh, really? Yeah. Jelly, as I'll call him for the sake of the lawsuit, and I will testify, I just know him as Jelly. That's his first name. You mean Mr. Roll? Mr. Roll. Either one. It depends formal or not. Yeah. Also, Jelly Roll is not really, it's such a vague and generic thing. Isn't it a pastry? We should all just be called Jelly Roll. For the sake of justice for jelly rolls, what I say. Well, they say it's causing confusion in the marketplace. It's not. They're not getting higher for any less weddings because their name is.

single jelly roll, probably more. Well, they have some notoriety because they were hired by the Bush twins for something, and then Laura, they came to the White House and Laura Bush used it for their high school, her high school reunion or something. That's their notoriety. Let's compare that with a bunch of awards, you know? Yeah, I know.

Stop, stop. Jellyroll the band. Chill out, okay? Jelly roll, Mr. Roll, the artist, totally different things. Is that it? There's room for everybody. I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. with lunchbox.

Stay home, it's something good. Brandt is from Fremont, Nebraska, and he stopped into the supermarket to get some lunch. He wanted to order a salad. And as he's waiting for his salad to be made, he looks over, he says, oh, I don't buy the lottery tickets very often. Let me get me a couple of mega millions tickets. Let's see here. All right.

Goes home that night after eating his salad. Salad was delicious, by the way. Like a recreational player, like not somebody who's dedicated. Yeah, not a hardcore, like just kind of, you know, salad. Ah, you know, might as well get some tickets. He's looking at his tickets. later that night, and he won a million dollars. Wow. He's a single

dad. That's awesome. Man. We're being positive. That's cool. What's the good thing about this? I mean, he won a million bucks. He's eating out of salad, so he's eating healthy. Good, good. We like it. Yeah. You're happy for him? You feel like

he went to Baker's supermarket. I mean, bakers, congrats. There's a little negativity in your tone. We don't like that. No. He returned to the store a week later and told them don't pass out when I tell you this, but I want a million dollars here. Think about it if it were you being able to do that though.

Dude, if I... See, that's what we need. We need. Right here, this inflection. Go ahead. I would run into that store and jump up and down and hug whoever, I mean, sold me that ticket. One day. The store gets a cut, right? They get some money. They get like a percentage or...

No, no, like a flat fee of like $50,000 or something. Yes, depending on how big the prize is, there's like set things that the store gets. but it doesn't come out of your lottery winnings. What a positive day. What a positive story. I mean, how amazing would it be to go back to tell someone that, hey, dude, because of you, I want a million dollars.

How good do you feel because that? I would feel pretty good because I'd tell his story. It's not as good as winning myself. Okay. There you go. Would you agree? I'd rather him win than you. It's a messed up.

He says single dad. The story said single dad. Okay. His money's tight. He could be a single dad. He's not, though. I could. How much am I going to win? All right. That's what it's all about.

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