The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) We Play The TV Theme Song Game! + Lunchbox's Unusual Celebrity Encounter + Mailbag: My Friend Is a Catfish

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

We start the day playing the TV Theme Song Game with a listener! Someone on the show has to finish the lyrics to famous theme songs. Plus, Lunchbox shares his unusual encounter when he saw a celebrity in the wild. In today's mailbag: a listener wants to disown their friend because they are catfishing a guy to get revenge on something he did to her years ago.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here we go. Come on, Bobby. Bobby, boom. Transmitting. Let's go! Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio. Morning.

Hope everybody's good. Let's hit it. First off from the southern most part of the country, just about. You're the southern most person on the show. Oh, yeah. In South Texas. I'm from the South. Yeah, not really, no.

You're from South Texas. Like the Southern. It's producer Eddie. Guys, I saw Pinocchio on Disney Plus with Tom Hanks as Jepetto, I think, is his name. Dude, Tom Hanks is just amazing. Give him the Oscar for Jepetto right now. But the movie in general is just sad. you mean the story of Pinocchio

I had no idea that Pinocchio was a puppet that he made because his little boy died and he wanted Oh I don't remember that sad part I had no idea I want to remember it moving on That's right from Austin, Texas He ran cross-country track and he tells us about it

He was homecoming king He tells us about it Lunchbox That was rude, it was prom king But that's okay What did I say, queen? No you said homecoming Put some respect on my name

And guys if you want to find out The Neighborhood gossip Just head to your local playground And sit around to the swings And you'll hear moms talk about everything. I was swinging my kid on the swing yesterday and two moms were sitting next to me swinging their kids and one mom's like, yeah, you know, the divorce is hard, but I'm just really nervous about getting back out there in the dating world. And I was like, man, this is where

you come for all the good stuff. That's the gossip of the day. That is the gossip of the day. So I was like, man, I hope she gets back out there and she finds someone. Or report back tomorrow. Let us know what you hear. Yeah. All right. Next up from Austin, Texas. She used to run track. I think you ran track with one of the Bush twins, huh? Or maybe both of them. Oh, yeah, cross country as well. Amy. Okay. So probably from my running days, I have back issues, and it's gotten to the point again where I have to set a timer on my phone, and when it goes off, I stand up to do my stretches. Yeah, time marches on.

Yeah. But, I mean, it's okay. I think that's healthy for anybody. I mean, whatever age you are. The iPhone will tell you to stand up. I know the watch. The watch will. But, I mean, this is like I set specific timers, and then I go to the doorway and I swing my leg

back and forth to get that hip flexor area for that lower back. Ooh, good times. Yeah, we're getting older. for sure. I mean, if I'm not feeling, I'll stand up and stretch here beside my desk and just be like, got to get a good stretch. You just did earlier. All right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he's 6-1, Bones. Thank you, Ray. I appreciate that. Six-1. I love that. With my shoes on today, I think I probably am. I'm going to talk about Netflix for a second because I saw the story of people's favorite, very favorite Netflix show. My very favorite Netflix show of all time is Black Mirror.

I'd think about this. Black Mirror is at number one. I put Squid Game at number two. and the show's not in English and I don't like subtitles at all but that show has opened me up to subtitled shows a bit Ozark at 3 The Punisher at 4 and Umbrella Academy at number 5 Amy what's your favorite Netflix show of all time?

Oh it's got to be Ozark All time yeah I mean all time yeah And it's over the best ones The great thing is if somebody wanted to get into that now they can watch the whole thing and it's all sitting there Oh and I'd be so jealous Eddie you Squid game all time It's awesome watch box

Making a moment murderer. Oh, that's pretty good. Stephen Avery. I remember that. I didn't kill him. It's pretty good. All right, there you go. That's what's up with us. Thank you. Hey, thanks for hanging out. Let's start the show today. It's time to open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I heard you recently talking about cat fishing. And I wanted to share my story because I just found out a friend of mine who's 22 is catfishing a guy that rejected her in high school. And I think that's really terrible. She thought I think it was funny, but I don't.

She hasn't spoken to this guy in four years, and all he did was say no to her promposal. She's still bitter, and now he thinks he's in a relationship with a model from the Midwest. Hey, same, bro, did that too. I'm him. I told her, I couldn't be friends with her if she was going to continue this. We then got into an argument we haven't spoken in a week.

Do you think I should do something? Cara. Yeah, you should just message the guy. That's it easy. You can even do it from another catfish account. Oh, wow. So if you don't want to be, you know, so many ways, but you got to let him know. Your friend is not going to stop. She's bitter and sad and trying to take it out on him for what sounds like he just said no. He didn't say no and pour chocolate syrup on her head. But you got to let the dude know. The guy thinks he's going to, I wish I'm going to let me know. Hey, hold on. Okay.

Hold on. Bones. If you're this guy getting catfished and some stranger comes up to you and says, hey, man, this girl that you are in love with, quotes, unquote. That comes up messages. Or messages. Yes. And you, dude, you're in love.

You are in love with this person that you don't know is catfish in you. Okay. You can't think straight. So you're just like, who are you, bro? You can start, this person can now start a fight with you because you got involved. because he's in love. Yes, but it's still, you have to tell him. You got to do your best to say.

Why are these people so in love with someone they've never even ever met or FaceTime away? But again, I have fallen for the old catfish. It's because I was sad and lonely. That's how. That's why people, because they don't have it in their own personal life. And so when you don't have it, you try to find it somewhere else.

It's not just this instance, love. There are a lot of things that you try to fill holes. And this is it. And if it's a model, that much better, let's be honest. Man, what if this guy thinks you're getting involved with his love relationship and he kills you? But I kill, oh, now you know what I'm saying? Hey, this is what I would do. This is what I would do.

I would just say, hey, you're being catfish. I send him a message just so you know this person doesn't exist. I don't want to say much else, but investigate it. Ask these few questions. It's not real. Just letting you know. And then you're good. You wouldn't give them like evidence and stuff?

You would just give them the facts and then get out. I'd get out. I'd get murdered now. I would have until you said that. Crime of passion. Holy crap. Yeah, you can stop that. I would stop it.

If I were you message him, that's what I say. I wish somebody would have to message me. But I'd probably got mad and killed them. We got your email and we've read it on the air.

Now it's about to close. Bobby's mail back. Yeah. Let's go over and talk to Mary in Idaho, who is sitting on the phone line so graciously, so patient. Hey, Mary, we'd like to play a game with you. How are you this morning?

I'm doing well, thank you. Well, we're going to play a game, and you get to pick your player here, and all they have to do is go three for three in TV theme songs. So when it beeps, they got to continue singing it. And if they nail three for three, you get a prize. I don't know. It could be one of my Barbie's collections.

It could be, can we do a Sonic gift card? Oh, $100 Sonic gift card. Oh, Mary, do you have a Sonic near you at all? Do I have a Sonic? Yeah, okay, good. $100 Sonic gift card if you're able to win. Who would you like to play for you in TV Theme, Finish the Lyrics? You have Amy.

Hello. Lunchbox. I am the smartest on the show and best looking. Yes. Or Eddie. The one that wins all the games. You can pick between those three and if they win, you win $100 to Sonic. Who would you like to go with?

Amy, lunchbox are Eddie? I'm going with the guy who wins all the games. All right. That's me. Okay. Eddie, you got to go three for three. Oh, boy. You know what I'm bad at?

Lyrics. Yeah. I got 11. So pick a number one through 11 and we'll do whichever number you pick. Let's go with seven. He picks number seven. Ray, number seven will be the Brady Bunch. I love it.

So when it beeps, you have to finish the lyric. In the next three to four words, go ahead. What? Yet they? They were four men living altogether, yet they were never on their own. Never on their own, okay. I like it, because you went for the rhyme. You know what rhymes there.

Yet they were never on their own. Okay, and here's the answer. All alone. Wait, that's wrong. The lyrics are right. The lyrics are right. Yeah, I was wrong. She already lost.

I mean, she already lost. No, no. Yeah, it's a three for three. Really? Mary, we get, Eddie didn't win. He said he wins all the games he didn't win. I'm very sorry about that. I should have picked Amy.

Yeah, okay, you know what? Let's do it. Yeah! Let's go! Let's give Amy a shot here. Okay, all right, Mary. Pick it number one through 10. Four.

She picks number four. It's the Golden Girls. You should knock this one out. Here we go. You would see the big. The biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being a friend All right. She says the biggest gift would be from me. Let's hear if that's right. That's right. All right. All right. Wow.

Let's go again. Amy, one through nine. You got to get two more. Okay. Go ahead. Five. She went number five. Ray, the Flintstones. Oh, no. Number five. It's story. Okay. So just one word? Sometimes. You need to get the next three or four, but there's no.

That was the end of that one. Okay, let's go. One. Ray, would you play number one Family Matters? Love and tradition of the grand design Some people say It's even harder to find. For the win, if it's even harder to find.

How do you feel about that? I have no idea. I think that's it. I think it sounds good though. So, you said it confidently. Hit it? It's even harder to find. There it is.

Wow. She's good. Mary, you are the winner. Amy is the winner. Everybody's a winner. Nice job, everybody. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Say home. It's something good. It's 4 a.m. And Rhonda's fast asleep. When all of a sudden she hears, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. And she answers her phone. And it's the security company. Someone had broken into her business.

stolen a bunch of things, including her laptop, which she needs to run the business. She's like, oh, no, what am I going to do? Has all my files on there? Well, there's two guys out collecting cans a couple days later. And they find the laptop. And instead of trying to sell it, they get on social media and say, hey, we found this laptop. And they bring it back to Rhonda. When I had jumped outside of work and the guy stole my computer, he didn't want my computer,

but I threw it at him to try to maybe stop on from sprinting at me. they found it in a bush, like right around the corner. Then he hit him on the computer, just doing a bush. Yeah, I mean, why not take that to a pawn shop? Well, it's hard to get into. Like, with hers too, I'm sure they couldn't get into it. Oh, well, it doesn't say they tried to. They said they didn't think about someone that they just wanted to get it back to the rifle owner.

But I mean, even the person that robbed the place. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, so it's tough to get into a phone or a computer unless you know the code or the password to get in. Even mine then, I think the dude was like, why don't I want this computer? I was trying to kill Bobby, you know? And so somebody saw it and called and said, hey, we have a computer. Maybe a listener? I was like, we found your computer near a bush?

I do believe it was a listener. Because I told them where I got jumped and they were like, we found a computer like half a block away in a bush. This is? I was like, it is. It's pretty cool, too. I forgot about that. Now I'm going to have a nightmare tonight. Crap.

Oh, great. All right. Good story, though. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from Taryn in Houston, Texas. Martin Bobby, I wanted to say that Lunchbox is hilarious. I love him.

He is perfect for the show. The show would not be the same without him. However, if he truly treats his wife the way that he says he treats his wife, he's kind of feel bad for her. I hope she's doing all right. But Lunchbox, you're great, and I love you. Lunchbox, do you truly treat your wife to say you treat her? I don't know how you guys think I treat her.

I treat her like an angel. No, no, I guess the point is the way that you describe you treat her. Are you really doing stuff? Yeah, I mean, I just described my life. I don't know. I don't think I treat her bad at all. Right. Things like she's past her prime.

When you say stuff like that. Like treating her like an angel. I forgot he said that. Yeah. Yeah. But she knows that. Women know that when they have babies that their prime is behind them.

So you've said what you said. I don't agree. For the record, I do not agree with that. But there is no gimmick to lunchboxes marriage here. Like that they're awesome, by the way. She's awesome. You guys are funny. That's real life.

Yeah, we've got a great dynamic. Boom. And I like that. Terran. She sounds like a smart lady too. You like Terran. Now, I do want to stay on lunchbox for a second because you love seeing a celebrity in the wild. Yes. But you love even more when it's a celebrity that you love. Yes. So you saw one. Who is it? Okay. His name is Walker Zimmerman. He's a professional soccer player. He plays for the team here and then he plays for Team USA. Okay. I don't know who that is, but I'm sure it's a big deal in the soccer world. Big deal soccer world for us.

And my kids love him. And we were eating at a restaurant. And it's like an outdoor, outdoor mall area. and we see him park his car and get out and he goes inside a store. And I grab my 4-year-old and my 2-year-old. And I'm like, let's go. Pretty cool car? Yeah, nice car. And so you see him park and so you go over into the store and say hi, Mr. Zimmerman? No.

No. We sat down on the curb next to his car and waited for him to come out of the store. Oh my gosh. What? With his kids. You grabbed your kids to do that? Yes. And so we sat there until he came back to his car like 20, 25 minutes later.

You sat at his car for 20 minutes. Yeah. And then when he came walking up, my kids start waving. And he was like, oh, do you guys want to take a picture? And they're like, yeah. And we took a picture with them and they talked to him. And they were like, your name's Walker. And they were so excited and just pumped. I think the kids made it less creepy because you had kids with you. It's, I would have recommended you'd not be by his car, but wait for him to come out and then just be walking his way. Like you're just running into him then. Otherwise, it feels like you're hanging out in front of his house. in front of his car. Because he had parallel parked, so it was just like on the curb. Like it wasn't like a parking spot in a parking lot. It was like parallel part. So we just sat on the curb. Who cared more?

You or your kids? Oh, probably my kids. I think he's saying that. Oh, man, my kids, no, no. One of them's two. No, no, like when we play soccer. I doesn't know what's going on. That's true.

No, no. When we play soccer, my four-year-old goes, Dadda, I'm going to be Walker. And so he pretends he's Walker. And then my other kid, my four-year-old assigns what player he's going to be on the team. And they love Walker. and they want to wear headbands like Walker wears. And when Walker scored...

You don't want to wear headbands? Listen, I am telling you. And that's what I said. I didn't want to freak out Walker. So I was like, hey, what did Walker do that last game we went to? And my four-year-old goes, he scored. Because he knows, he pays attention. So it was awesome.

So I just didn't know if it was okay to sit on the curb by his car. I would not recommend that because people feel like you're standing by their property waiting. Like they can't get back to the thing without going through you. Right. That's a, that's a, but what you could have done is just stood somewhere else and then let him walk to his car and be like, Mr. Zimmerman, Walker Zemberman. Then he turns around if he wants to talk to you, he does. He has no choice but to talk to you. And luckily is a really nice guy. Oh, he was really nice. And he took a picture of my kids and I mean, they were so pumped. I give it a D plus. Okay. Not enough. Okay, would it have been better if I just gone in the store? Like, what did you?

Yes. That's what I'm, I don't, I didn't know. I was like, oh, because that's a normal interaction. he sees you at his car he can't get to his car without having to go through you that's true yeah that was the point right yeah I mean I wanted to make sure that my kids got to meet him

and then we were like oh we'll see it the next game and my kid goes you think he'll wave at us I'm like no he's not gonna know we're at the game but it was awesome I would just recommend not being

by somebody's car because they're like do they take a picture my license played do they take that are they gonna follow me home yeah there's all the things oh I don't even think about that

wait is a good thing or a bad thing like I could have followed where he found out where he lives I'd see that's the point I give it a D plus. Okay. Okay.

It could have been worse, but not cool. Okay. Not cool. He feels like, well, great, I can't even get to my car without going through this guy, faking like his kids like me. My official stance on UFOs, aliens. My official stance is that I don't know enough to have a stance. We are very limited in what we can see.

Our technology is very limited. Do I think there's little green men running around? Nah. Do I think that there could possibly be something that my mind and physical self doesn't understand. Yeah, of course. There always is. So I don't know, but I'm not going to say no way.

If we said no way, a lot of the things we have now that were breakthroughs, we've never had them. That being said, a spokesperson for the military branch that is over where they store a lot of this information about UFOs. Right. It's called the Black Vault. This site has gone and said, hey, Freedom Information Act, we need this. They're like, look. I know we have all these UFO, CIA documents. But the Black Vault's like, we need them all.

And they said, we can't because if we put it out, it's going to be bad. Dang. Like, why is it bad to know? I don't think it's bad to know. I think it's bad with the information that people would know what they would do. Oh. Don't do, if all the sudden, they're like, guys, all right, you got us. there's a civilization

two galaxies away they can get here pretty easily and destroy us if they wanted to and they let us know that and they're like every single day they don't we're lucky

and they let us know that you don't think this place would go bananas oh yeah I'm gonna start arming myself with everything yeah like it would matter right

you know whenever the former Russian president who just died Gorbachev before he died he said that he and Ronald Reagan had meetings about how they would unite forces if they were attacked by

UFOs aliens. This was it like in the 80s? They had those meetings where they would talk about it. Like if it comes, we have to unite. And he said that on his deathbed. So do you think he's crazy because he's dying? Or do you think he's finally just saying things that he always wanted to say his whole life? And don't we have like the space force now? Yeah.

Kind of. Why do we have the space force? Because if you don't own it, somebody else is eventually going to. I mean, that's really what it is. Have you watched for all? mankind. The release of this information will harm national security as it may provide adversaries valuable information regarding Department of Defense, Navy operations, vulnerabilities, or capabilities. No portions of the videos can be segregated for release.

Therefore, we cannot talk about them. In a bit they're going to we can't even show our technologies. But they're going, if we release this, it's bad news, bad news for everybody. Okay, so what do you think? They should keep it private or tell us? I'm good not knowing because if I know everything, it doesn't mean my life better. It just makes worse. Yeah. If, I don't think it's going to happen. I don't think they're how we see them in the movies.

But let's say spaceships came down. And they were like, all right, we're here. We're going to kill you all. I just wanted to happen and not know what's coming. It's kind of like death in general. Yeah. Just I just, I just am like, close my eyes, go to sleep, hopefully. I never even know I'm going to die.

I just end up dying. You know, some people believe that we humans on Earth are just an enslaved race and gravity is the chains that keep us from going to other places. Like, Earth is jail for the human race. Never heard that one. Where did you hear that? What in the world? And gravity is the bars and the chains that keep us here.

We're in jail right now. We don't even know it. That is... Hey, let me tell you some. Who thinks about this? Yeah, I like this jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken fries take rocks.

Yeah, man. Whoever made that prison mill? Like, shout out to you. Theories. Theorys, after hearing this story or in general. Let me go to lunchbox first. Man, they're just trying to scare you. They're not saying anything.

Why would they want to scare you? That's what they're doing. Oh, you know, hey, guys, we got this. top secret information. And they're trying to keep their job. You know what I mean? If there's no aliens, we don't need these people. I don't think their job is just alien patrol. And I feel like saying that doesn't help them keep their job. Yeah, Amy?

Theory on spacecraft. My percentage is opening up a little more than it used to. It used to be very closed off to it, but I don't know. Have you ever had conversations with people that say that they've seen? Those people, though I don't believe. Eddie's brother saw an alien once. Yeah, but he was drinking every single time. Twice.

Yeah, he's out in the only country. Okay. Well. The story always starts with I was having a couple of beers. And then I saw blank. So, I don't know. It's possible. Percentage that there are aliens. Let's just say aliens. It doesn't matter how we define them.

Percentage. Go. Okay. Well, I'll go 5%. Five. Lunchbox. Zero percent. Eddie.

20%. Oh, that's strong. 20% there's stuff up there. 20%. I'm going to go 24%. Oh. Oh, you're that low? That's not low.

That's pretty high. For not knowing anything? Yeah. Man, I feel like he's a believer, man. I feel like he's in the alien. No, I'm a believer that I don't know everything. Yeah. I'm 100% on that.

I'm not convinced I don't still. But I'm 24% there too. But I'm a believer that I just, our eyes can't see everything. Or we would see all the cell phone. Yeah. Except for some people's consciousness that has the ability to see certain things. But it's like we can't see certain colors the animals can see.

There's a lot. So why do we think we could see? We don't have technologies that can go only to certain places. But they're, I'll do this segment for two hours. So I'm going to go and wrap it. Exactly. So there we have. So do you think when we go to space or different?

It's probably like driving a block down the road. Like we go to our farthest, but it's like driving a block down the road. Oh, right. It's not far at all. It's not far at all. Look at it. I mean, look up. But do you think that they're hanging out there and they're like, oh, look at them trying to come and see all this? Wait, it's us watching an ant farm. And we're like, stupid ants.

Man, that prison is. theory is crazy though. And how crazy that we're in prison and there's prisons within our prisons. Earth is a prison. But there are prisons inside of prisons. There's solitary confinement. There's prison side of prison. The whole side of prisons. Oh my gosh. Man, this is deep. You guys are getting way too scary. Let's go. Wake up everybody. It's Alien 30. Now I changed my mind. I don't want to know that's my point. That's my point. That's my point. That's why I don't go to the doctor. I want to know. Same reason. No, that's different. Oh, that is different. Oh, that is different. Oh, that is different. All right, let's listen to this voicemail from Corey.

I followed you last weekend. based off your 25 whistles podcast. Boy, did you cash in for us. Three for three, baby. Let's do it. Thanks, Bobby. Amy, I'm what they call a heater. You know what heater is?

I mean, you're on fire. You're hot. I know. All I hear is your... I'm 10 for 10. Yeah. I haven't missed. I'm 10 and 0.

I'm 10 for 10. Why haven't you had me placed these bets? Because I don't think people should follow me. I just do it myself. And I bet my own money. And I tell people what I'm betting. And as of right now, I'm 10 and no. I'll probably bomb out this week.

You can get back to normal. I mean, you say that, and then you won't, and then I'm going to have a bet regret. But you can listen to the podcast called 25 whistles. There'll be a new episode on Friday. And if you want to get Draft Kings and use it, it's right there. They put it up on the front of their app, the 25 whistles bet. Boom. And it's hit three weeks in a row.

And other than that, I can't believe it. It's crazy. Ten for ten. The streak will probably come to an end this week, but you can listen to 25 whistles wherever you podcast. All right, let's listen to a voicemail from Brandy in Southern Tennessee. Hey, Studio. Just saw a TikTok posted from Kelsey Ballerini saying that she has a song coming out with Carly Pierce and Kelly Clarkson.

Is this the song that Ray was talking about months ago? I can't remember if this was ever answered, but I was wondering if this is his secret that he has. Thanks. Let us know. Ray has two country music secrets still hidden. One of them is the divorce that hasn't happened yet. And the second one is the song of the summer that it's September 14th, buddy. Summer's over and this song never came out.

I guess. Yeah, it just really never hit, my bad. Never hit or never came out? It came out. It came out. What is it? What is it? It was Diplo, Daniel Bradbury, and Zach Brown band. And it came out on what album? I think it's Zach Brown. Just never surfaced anywhere. Never became Song of Summer? No. Dang. All right, well, now we know it. That's not it.

A very good country music scene. Yeah. Okay, here are some habits that help Queen Elizabeth live until 96. She was the queen. Well, she did work up until her death, though. Yeah, but what does that mean work? That's like a rich kid who's like, you know, my dad got me a job. She met with the prime minister and stuff like that.

But her official duties had been scaled back in her later years, but she was working right up until. And they say when you retire, sometimes your life goes faster. Well, the fact that she was 96 and even walking. Like, that's awesome. She was moving around, shaking. I started shaking hands. That's pretty cool. Ninety-six-year-old shaking hands.

Speaking of her movement, she preferred what she called sensible exercise. She wasn't into intense workouts. She preferred activities like riding horses, walking her corgis, and hikes through the countryside. Yeah, I like sensible exercise, too. I like rolling out of bed and being like, yeah, I'm good for the day on an activity. All right, what else? She never smoked. She enjoyed time in nature.

She ate balanced meals. and she enjoyed chocolate and alcohol. All right. Okay, so if you're tired of scrolling Hinge or any of the other dating apps, this 27-year-old named Emily has started to pass out dating resumes at sporting events, grocery stores, car washes.

Oh, that is desper hot. Oh, geez. Well, millions of people are following her journey. It's gone viral. And what she did was she put her picture on a little business card, and then she wrote in her hobbies, her skills, her simple pleasures.

and other fun prompts on the back of each card and she's just passing them out. It's funny to follow along with or as a bit, but that's it. Somebody's like, hey, she got out with this girl. Oh yeah, what's her name? Well, it's Emily. She's passing out business cards trying to find that.

Here's a resume. It's not creative or outside of the box or you want. No, because it's for everyone. It's like a wide open thing where she's pat. I don't like that one. It's funny to watch and talk about it, but I don't think if I were single, I'd be like, oh, let me see what she's about.

Yeah, no. A new four-part document. documentary from Paramount Plus called 11 Minutes is going to revisit the 2017 Route 91 Harvest Festival. It's a very tragic event, obviously, but it's coming out on September 27th, just days before the five-year anniversary. And there's going to be in-depth interviews from people that were there, including a first-time interview with Jason Aldeen about the night. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. with Bobby. Tell me something good. Laura Hernandez was paddleboarding. She had her iPhone, doing a little tweeting, a little texting, and she dropped in the water. And this isn't like the bathtub,

which is that what stink to? This isn't like, you're out. There's a big old body of water. And so the next day, she goes back to the beach, and there's a scuba class, and she goes, hey, you guys, this is teaching that.

I drop my phone like right here. So he's like, listen, lady, I hear you. It's the ocean. But it's like, you know, a lot of water out here. And so she's like, but it's in a pink case. He's like, listen, lady, I'll keep an eye out for it. But went out, boom, found it.

25 foot of water. Wow. And the pink probably helped. The bright pink waterproof case stuck out like a sore thumb. It was almost neatly placed into a green bed of seaweed. The instructor who went down, whose name was Vanessa Kahn. So I guess he wouldn't be like, she wouldn't be like, hey lady, she'd be like, hey lady, we can find it. But anyway, they found the phone on the water.

She gave her a reward, but I know these phones are waterproof, but I'm telling you, anytime I drop mine on the water, it never works the same. And this one probably started right up. You know, those stories about people dropping their phone off a 20-story building, and they go, oh, it still works just perfectly. Yeah, no cracks. Or the phone is in a creek bed for a month, and they find it,

and they're like, oh, found it, went right back up. I'm calling bull crap on those. It's like when your car gets towed, sure, it's not damaged. But it never quite drives the same. Exactly. Yeah, never quite drop, because they got to, like, put a hook into it and drag it up. That's not good for the car.

This phone's been good for her for finding it, but that whole, this phone's waterproof, only so much. Good story, though. I like it. I like they found it. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Air Tasker handles your never-ending to-do list. Pick up the cat, get nails done, yard work, taxes.

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