The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Early Bird: What Did Eddie Catch Lunchbox Ordering? + Bobby's eBay Scam

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

Find out what Eddie saw Lunchbox ordering during the show and why he has questions about it. Plus, Bobby ordered something on eBay and it didn't come as he expected and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. Wednesday. It feels like Tuesday. Wednesday. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie's like, okay. I'm remembering.

It's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. I hope everybody's good. The get-to-know-know-you question of the morning is, is there one career that you can never do? One career, one job. Just one. You think you could never do.

What's number one on the list? You already have one, Eddie? Yeah, so go ahead. Accountant. Because I have discalcula, and that's like the dyslexic of math and numbers and stuff. So I would give me like two years for me to figure out your taxes. What's four times nine?

Oh, I can do the nines. 36. He did his fingers. He does that thing where he puts one finger out. I still don't understand what he did. Yeah, you put 10 fingers up, right? Yeah. And then this is only how you do nines.

Now give me a nine times four. Nine times four. So you take your fourth finger. One, two, three, four. Put the fourth finger down. There's three on the left, six on the right. So that's 36. Give me another one.

Eight times six. No, no. That's not, that's not nines. Eight times six, 36. See, 64. Uh-uh. 71. Oh, dude.

I'm terrible. Do your kids suffer from trouble with numbers? One of them. Really? Yeah. One of them does. The other one does not. What about your dad or your mom?

My dad's really good at math. My mom, I don't know. I wonder how it was passed down. I had no idea, man. Lunchbox, what is the one job or a career that you could not do? Oh, easy. The mortar funeral home, I don't know if they're the same, like, do they work in the same realm, but I couldn't. Same area, but not exactly the same.

The dead thing, I can't do it. No way. Too sad. I'd rather be homeless. rather be homeless. I think you had to make that jump, but like there's no way I could just deal with dead people all day long. That's the option.

I mean, just how terrible would that be? That would just be depressing all the time. To me, it would be fine either. Yeah, I get that. What about, like, crime scene? Like that, like autopsy people. Did you do that? I don't know.

Lunchbox, you said you could. I don't think so. That'd be tough. You'd have to, like, take out every body part and see what's wrong with it. It probably at some point just becomes science in another day. But for me, it would be tough, too. But it's not the one I couldn't do. because I think I could do that.

I would just have to be desensitized over time. Amy? Yeah, judge. I can't be a judge. Yeah, because whoever speaks last, I'd be like, oh, that's a really good point. And then the next person speaks to him to be like, well, that's an amazing point, too. I mean, hopefully I'd be able to, like, find justice for the people, but I just feel like. Coin flip justice.

But does the judge decide? Sometimes. Really? Depends what kind of case it is. Okay, fine, juror, judge. Anybody that has to make decisions like that? Mine will be the military because I would just run away. Oh, man.

Like, I'm thankful way of people to do that and fight and go and risk their lives because it'd be like, all right, time to go, soldier. You could be a pencil pusher. No, because I'd have to do the first part. Or a writer, journalist. Yeah, still, you got to do it. You have a journal from afar. I just, I don't have that kind of courage.

So I could. I was watching a clip on TikTok of Vietnam when they were announcing the birthdays on live television. It was like a television special. And if your birthday comes out, they pull a ping pong ball, you're the first one to go on the draft. Like you're watching to see if you get drafted. There was an episode of, gosh, what was that show? They were all, like,

the family, they were all like a stepbrothers and. Wonder Years? No, it was on NBC. It was really big. But anyway, there was an episode about the draft and it all started with like the nursery and everyone born on that day. This is us. This is us. And it opened up with the nursery and all the babies born in that day and those were the

babies that were going to go to war. It's pretty crazy. That's intense. I can work with dead bodies all day. I don't want to have to go and be brave because, hey, look at me. Not brave. Not a lot of here. Not at all. Glad you guys are here. Thank you for being a part of the show.

Thanks for listening. You could be listening to 100 things, but you're here with us. So we appreciate that. All right, let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a guy in my young 40s. rock music. I have the posters to

prove it. I've been talking and with an amazing woman for the past couple of years. We've been even having conversations about moving in together, but there's now a catch. Without saying it directly, she made it clear that she wants to live in an adult environment, which means taking down my kiss

and ACDC and Ban Hayland posters. I've collected these for decades. I've even had some of them framed. I love my girlfriend. But is it right for a guy to remove part of himself from the walls of his own place? Yeah.

Is there a compromise or is it time for the rock posters to go? Signed. The classic rocker. Now, I've dealt with this, I mean, semi recently in that it wasn't rock posters, but I single forever until I was 39. You know, I never had anybody live with me, did my own thing. It was never rock posters, but it was definitely like, it was like a clinic. His walls were clean.

There really wasn't a whole lot going on. For sure, a dude lived there. And my wife came and was like, hey, why don't we, like, I don't know, put some texture, put some love, some warmth into the room. And I was like, no way is how I like to live. Well, a smash cut, there's texture and warmth and love in the room now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I don't even care that much. What I would suggest is take these off the wall.

If you need to dedicate a little room to them for yourself, like a bedroom or like a man cave or whatever that is, cool. If not, put them away for a little bit until you get to the place where if you guys buy a new house, build a new house, dedicate something for that. But yeah, no, no, you're going to lose this one. because the posters have to go. Yeah, and for one, I would assume, like, when he first said he had these posters, that they're all framed because he's in his young 40s. So that means he's legit just has posters on the wall. That means he's mature and likes decor and takes care.

Frame. That's awesome. I would say a compromise be keep the framed ones. It's like frame in jerseys. They're just hanging on. And maybe the ones that are just posters stuck to the wall with tape or whatever. Like either have those framed and have your own little man room or let those ones go. Roll them up.

And if you need to put them away for a second, that's okay. But you should lose this one. It's time to move on a little bit. But you keep some of them. And then when you have your own dedicated space, put them up. And then when y'all are married and you get obsessed with things like memorabilia and helmets. You need to stop. What?

Who does that? You're talking to me, not this email. I know, but you acted like your home's all sterile and now it's full of football helmets. No, it's not. It is not. It is not. I mean, you acted like that was what she had to deal with. Trying to sit on the couch as a helmet.

Not true. You get to wear. at when you sit on the couch. No, only at the studio. All my helmets are at the studio. And then not only that, there's one room upstairs or it's like my gambling room. Or I'm sorry, my content room where I have multiple TVs and there's a bunch of Arkansas stuff up there. But that's kind of like, it's not a man cave, but it's like a little man room. But I have a dedicated spot for that. There's just clarifying for a new list. There's no need to clarify. I'm all good. I've grown up.

And I'm sterile. No, I'm not sterile. I don't think I'm terrible All right You got to move on man Maybe not fully But you got to move on Every guy goes through this man Every guy

But you're like me He's like 40s Sure Time to change It's hard to change I want you get older That's my wife We got your email

And we're found to close Bobby fell back Eddie claims we need to declare A state of emergency I'm not going to play any sounder Last time we did that We got fine a million dollars I did yeah

Not only be like official But this is a big deal Okay what's the state of emergency. Guys, I went to five different grocery stores looking for bell peppers. They're out. Oh, that's it? I thought it was going to be something. Oh, no, no, no. It is a big deal. What's going on? Like, why are we not producing

bell peppers? And everyone I asked, they said, yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. We just haven't gotten any of this week. I thought it was going to be the cicadas. They're just killing us. That's weird, too. Are they eating the bell peppers? Why do you mean bell peppers? So many bell peppers. Fihitas? I got people coming over this weekend, and I'm making fajitas,

and I can't do that without bell peppers. I hate bell peppers. No, no, but you understand that that's a fajita. Who's coming over? You have friends. Other dads, other parents. I wasn't invited. Well, dude, can you imagine?

I got tons of bell peppers. I bought them all just so I'd be invited. I just Googled. I don't see a shortage. I guess I'm hostaging all the bell peppers. I went to five different grocery stores and I'm like, I don't understand. Like usually I get strawberries.

They're out of season, blah, blah, blah. Bell peppers. How are they out of season? What were you about to say? You're saying up to my house with a bunch of other parents? I've been to your house. I've been in a ton. What's kids?

running around? Who cares? What do you mean to do? No, no, but, there's a thing going on. I'm not coming. I just want to be invited. I don't want to come. It's terrible.

In no way do I want to come to that. You've said this so many times. I'm like, so we just invite you and assume you're not coming? Just invite me and then I'll say no, because it sounds terrible, but then I'll still feel like I was invited. Okay. It sounds awful. I got to start doing that.

Yeah. Because you say that hundreds of times that I never invite you. But what if it's a thing that like you're not really wouldn't? I know you wouldn't. I know you wouldn't. But is there a chance you'll come? No, no, no, not for something like that, no chance. Okay, so what are you doing this weekend?

I'm pretty free while what's up. Hey, man, you want to come over to the house? We're doing fajitas, me, a bunch of other parents. And their kids? Yeah, lots of kids. Yeah, lots of kids. Oh, man, I appreciate the invite, but I'm a pass. Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm good. I just looked at my calendar. I have some calendaring to do. It's empty. Hey, if you change your mind. See? That's all I need right there. Okay, I'm starting doing that.

That's all I need right there. No shortage. Not that I can tell online. You did a quick Google. Go to the grocery store, though. Are you guys getting crushed by cicadas at your house? Yeah. Yeah, they're everywhere.

Did you know what I saw on the side of the road, like on the gutter? Just a bunch of dead cicadas. They look like leaves. So this happens frequently, but there was the big one that's supposed to happen two years ago that did. And I guess we're two years late on those that are every like 15 years. That was Ray's state of emergency. That two years ago they were going to invade us. We were able to drive down the road.

We weren't going to be able to see because there were going to be so many. Well, it's still not that bad. They're driving down the road, but they're everywhere. And they're so loud. So loud. All the time. Around 3 p.m. they get really loud. Every state doesn't have this, though, I've learned.

It's not all over America. This is happening. It's like certain pockets of the country. And do you know where they come from? The ground. Like, they've been in there this whole time? That's what I read in a headline. I didn't continue reading the story because I'm sicated out, but they're everywhere.

And apparently there are a couple different versions. Some that come out every year a little bit. And then some that come out every 10 years or 13 or 17 or whatever. number is. This is that time of year. Does anybody know the truth about it? Morgan, are you cicada educated? No, but they have taken over my house. They literally live in one of my trees and if you shake it, it's like a beehive comes out. It's all cicadas. Don't shake it.

A tree, I thought they came from the ground, see. Well, no, they're hanging in the trees now. They make, so right now they're mating. That's why they're so loud. They're mating and then they go down and they put their larva in the ground and it stays there for 17 years. But sometimes it overlap. I think there's like a 13 and a 17 that will overlap and I think that's what's happening right now. So we're hearing them get it on. That's what they're doing.

I walk outside. It's going to get down the ground. They're all dead from doing it last night. Then 3 p.m. is when they've really... Do you see them crawling out of the shells sometimes? Like, I don't... That's the beginning. That's the second stage.

That is awesome. It's larva, and then they go into that where they lash onto something. They crawl out of that shell, and that's when they get their wings and they fly off. And they made... My dog keeps eating them, and there's nothing I can do. And I googled it, and it said that's fine for dogs. But there's something in there that my dog is loving. So the larva is in the ground, not the full cicada,

just like, chilling like a bear in a cave. Well, the larva grows into that little bug that you see that attaches to the trees. Yeah. Well, they look almost kind of like roaches a little bit, but a little smaller. And then they break out of those shells, almost kind of like a butterfly. So think about a butterfly process. This is all because Eddie, he built that stupid garden.

And these are all the cicadas. They came up in a lot of garden. Yes. But they're the same, like, life cycle where they started as a little as something, a larva. They grow into a worm. And then the worm becomes a moth or a butterfly as they go into the cocoon. Their cocoon, though, is a bug. And the bug, once they shed that skin, they become a flound.

flying bug. For everybody out there, there's no idea what we're talking about. These bugs are everywhere. They're everywhere and they're loud. And in the afternoon, they scream. And they're big. They're humongous. They're like aliens. I didn't happen in California where I was living there. So I didn't know about them until I moved here. The 2024 emergence of periodical cicadas is a rare double brood event late April all the way through May and early June. The 13 year brood XIX will emerge in the southeastern United States while the 17 year brood XII-I-I, It feels like Super Bowls, and be honest with you. We'll emerge in Northern Illinois.

This is the first time since 2015, that 13 and 17 will emerge. And the first time since 1803, I don't know. It's just a lot of bugs. It's the first time they've been up together since 1803 and it won't happen again until 2245. Great. It'll be around then. Hey, enjoy you guys. Yeah, good times.

Wow, we're a part of something like, this is a big deal for them. Big deals aren't always good deals. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. A pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He's a rookie. He's Paul Skeens. He's donating $100 per strikeout to the Gary Sinney's Foundation,

which, by the way, I think they measure the top 10 fastest throws so far this season by a starter. And he has like eight of the top 10. Oh. Maybe nine because he's only like 101.9 as a starter. So he's also Libby Dunn's boyfriend. Do you know that? Are you kidding? Are you guys 100?

Don't add like you know. Are you guys 100 years old? Don't add like you don't know who Libby Dun is. Oh, I think he said. Call it. Livy Don. Livy? Let me Google. He called her Olivia.

I think Livy's our nickname. Yeah, I mean. Man, unless box, we got two oldies here. I was like, no, Eddie's trying to add like

he doesn't know who she is. I don't know who she is, man. Well, one, she's viral as crap. Yeah, she's viral because she is

smoking hot. Yeah. What? Bobby's probably like, she's super talented she's an awesome gym. They won a national championship at LSU this past year.

But that's what, she's a gymnast? Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's about Paul Skeins. it's their boyfriend. He had seven strikeouts in four innings

towards opening game and he's donated $100 per strikeout, which will definitely be a lot. She blew up on TikTok, big time. And Gary Senise, that's like Lieutenant Dan, right? Gary Senes is Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, that's awesome. That's right. He knows who Gary Senes is, but he doesn't know who.

Well, that's because he's older, you know? That's true. He's older than us. Yeah. All right, thank you. That's what's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win.

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What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday, Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.

I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. and he's like just give it a shot he goes but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore it's okay to quit if you saw it written down it would

not be an inspiration it would not be on a calendar of you know the cat just hang in there yeah it would not be right it wouldn't be that there's a lot of luck yeah listen to thanks dad on the iHeart radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Let's play What Year Was It? What Year, What Year, What Year, What Year, What Year Was It? What Year, What Year, What Year Was It? Okay, here's how it's going to work. So you can buzz in at any time.

I'm going to give you three things inside of a year. Okay. When you buzz, if you miss it, you're out. Got it. Here we go. Number one. What year? was it?

Transformers is released in theaters. Gosh. Umbrella by Rihanna. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. 2006. Incorrect. Amy.

2007. Correct. Amy, one point. We got three. And lunchbox is out? Of that one. Of that one. So it would have been

Transformers released in theaters. Umbrella by Rihanna and JZ goes number one and the iPhone is released. Ah. That would have been 2007. You're welcome, Amy. Next one up. What did you do to help her? If she was going to guess 2006.

No, I... You didn't know that. Okay, next time. I'm sorry. Okay. What year was it? Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin. Scrubs premiered on NBC.

Eddie. Eddie? 2003. Incorrect. That's what I was going to guess, dude. Yeah. The first Harry Potter movie came out. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox. Ninety eight. Incorrect. Wow. I can't remember when Harry Potter was. I do think we're in the 90s, though. Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin. Scrubs premieres on NBC and the first Harry Potter movie came out.

Gosh, it's not 98. Is it? 1997. It is 2001. Dang. Scrubs are funny show. So close. We're going to do five. Not three. I like this. Next up. What year was it? I swear by John Michael Montgomery.

Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Ninety-four. Correct. Yeah. What the? Was a four-week number one. Also, Kurt Cobain dies. The Lion King, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, and The Mask all come out in theaters. That's a great year, how did?

94. Yeah. Two left. It's fast. I have that. One to one. Good job. What year was it?

Tom Cruise jumped for joy on Oprah's couch to proclaim his love for Katie Holmes. Oh, my gosh. What year was it? Gold Digger by Kanye West goes number one. What year was it? Ain't me. Oh, okay. 2004.

Incorrect. Eddie, Eddie. 2003. Incorrect. The office premiered on NBC. What year was it? Tom Cruise, jumps on the couch on Oprah. Lunchbox.

Go ahead? 2005. Correct, yeah. You're all around it, Amy. I know. Last one. Amy, you need this to tie. Okay.

What year was it? Napster launches. Napster launches. Nice. Go ahead, lunch. That was 1919. No. It's correct. Yes, it was. It was fall semester. No, no. It's later than that. It was fall semester freshman year. I guarantee it. It was in the dorm.

Well, John Hodges and Fred. Do you guys want to do a side bet? I don't think it's not 1999. You said it's 2001. Do you want to do a side bet? Yes or no? Because I would do a side bet if you guys are both so sure of it. Because we were also sophomores in the 2000s. Side bet, yes or no? Hold on. Side bet is loser eats a dead cicada. Hold on. I have to. Hold on. I have to. Hold on. I have to. Side bet.

Side bet. Side bet. Lose the rates of dead cicada. Side bet, yes or no. I'm not eating a dead cicado. They don't take a side of it. No. Then you don't take a sidebed.

NASDA launches. The Matrix is released in theaters. He already guessed though. I know. That's why he's doing it all because I got it right. Relax. Oh, he got it right. 1999.

Boom. Boom. This guy knows his years. He's good at this game. John and Fred would sit there and download music overnight. Who's John and Fred? John, well, the people live across. in the dorm and Fred Savage.

Wow, I guess I was late to the Napster party. Let's go around the room. Amy, what is on your mind? Well, I saw this whole article about women that give birth in their 40s. They live longer. Like, if you give birth in your 30s, you live past 95. If you give birth in your 40s, these women are living past 100. Does it reset their body to like a...

I don't know. Probably it's just this like will to survive to like take care of your kids and stuff. hormonally, chemically, it changes. There's probably lots of things happening. I'm new again because I've got to be a new mom. Yeah. What if you did it, 50? Is that possible?

You can. Wow. You can. That's right. It's dangerous. It's dangerous. Like, it's not as easy. But I'm thinking, okay, like, on 43, I was never able to get pregnant before, and

that's why we adopted. And I don't think adoption counts because I think, to Bobby's point, I think it is something happening chemically inside your body and whatnot. Sure, sure, sure. But who knows? What if I get really? married and have a baby. Maybe I live a lot longer. May of 2024. I'merati, Mangama. Set the world record.

73 years old. 70. She got pregnant. Through in vitroba had a baby. So what if she has to be 300? Maybe that's the key. Just see how long you can go until you have it. Lunchbox, what's on your mind? I just need to know. I used AAA for the first time. And man, it was awesome because I got a flat, I got a nail in my tire. And they came out. Dude, took the nail out of the tire. And he patched it. And I've never seen someone patch a tire right there on the side of the road. And he was like, all right. And he sat in his car

for like 15 minutes and just waiting, waiting, and I was like, is he waiting for me to tip him? Because he's just sitting in his car waiting and doing nothing. So I didn't know. Are you supposed to tip? Did you tip? No. I would say yes. It's a service. Really? I wouldn't have thought that. That's why I didn't know.

And I saw him just sitting out there and I was like, is he waiting for me to go back out there and tip him? I doubt he was sitting in his car waiting like, okay, he's supposed to tip me. like I'm going to sit in my car. Yeah. I would agree that's probably not why he was there 15 minutes. Right.

He's probably doing paperwork or something. But I would think you tip somebody that drives to your house for a service and you receive your service based on how fast they get there, how good a job they do, how quickly you can get back on the road. I don't think it's an easy everybody knows this type thing. But I would say yes. I'm Googling. Do you tip AAA?

Here's the question. Should I tip the AAA driver? Tipping roadside? assistance isn't necessary, but it is welcomed and appreciated. Oh. Yeah, because, I mean, he did say, like, he moved here from California. He said in California, they teach him how to patch tires with AAA. He goes, he's the only one in the, like, Nashville area with AAA that knows how to patch

a tire. So he was a specialty guy. Did he say anything about a tip or anything? Even more reason to tip. No, but that means I didn't have to spend all day at the tire shop, you know what I mean? He didn't just, oh, man. Do you have his number? Can you Venmo him?

I don't know. Is Lunchbox really saying right now, oh, man, I feel bad I should have tipped him? I didn't say that, I'm just saying. You can go all, man. All right, Eddie, what's on your mind? Yeah, one of the best things about my job and where I sit is I get a perfect front row view to Lunchbox's computer.

And what usually is on it? Naked girls, like, you know. What? Naked? Well, the half-naked. There was some girl I did. She was naked the other day. She was, like, showing up.

off a Tiffany necklace and so she was laying on the bed and it was her nude. I mean, there were two people nude. You could see her butt. So, what's the point, Eddie? So, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Oh, okay. He was ordering something and I wanted to kind of get theories around the room of like what you think he was doing and why he would order this. Okay.

It was a T-ball trophy. Like, why would he be looking at T-ball trophies and buying one? Without any knowledge, I would assume maybe he's coaching his kids. T-ball team and they won because he wouldn't get them trophies for not winning. He does not do participation trophies. None of us really do. He just gets angry about it though.

Like, he has a little awards so many he's with himself. Right, maybe he's doing T-ball. Now like when he gets home. Lunchbox, you did good on the show today. MVP. I'd assume he's coaching something. He got his kid won. Okay.

But usually the league provides the trophies if they deserve the trophy. That's why I think. that he did buy his first participation trophy for his kid. Lunchbox? No, I am the coach of a tee ball team. The end of the season is coming up. And so they are undefeated. And so that needs to be recognized.

And the league does not provide trophies. Wow. You're going to do it? Is it the only undefeated team? I have no idea. I don't know what other team's records are. Are there wins and losses? No.

Okay, so if there aren't wins and losses, I guess they didn't lose. There are no losses. It feels like a bit of a participation trophy. At T-ball, the parents had voted and they decided we should do trophy. I knew it. I think you were missing what I said. You didn't respond to what I said.

It feels a little bit, and I have no problem with it, but it feels a little bit like a participation trophy. I was not the one that was driving the trophy bus. The parents thought, you know what I mean? Like first season that they should maybe get trophies. so when the season ends in a few weeks, they want to get trophies. Yeah, yeah, I feel like you're a bit deflecting, but moving away from my... But so did you buy one just for your kid, or did you buy one for the whole team? No, for the whole team.

You paid for all of them? Well, they're going to pay me back. Are they? I hope. Got it. Yeah. So you bought all the participations. I think he'd get in charge of that.

Well, I'm the coach. I know, but still. I'm head coach. And you get and say, we don't do participatory trophies, like you say. No, no, I tried to. I said, oh, you know, we don't really, I mean, we didn't really win anything. And they're like, yeah, but this is our first season playing. And I said, okay, look, we live in America.

And you know what we do in America? We vote. That's what you said. Yeah. Sent in the email. Yeah. Do you, if they kept score, do you think your team would have lost any of the games? I don't think so.

You don't know, so not really undefeated. Man, I mean, we were pretty good. We could hit the ball. Like the Dodgers, the other team, we had dinner with one of the families. And the good dad was like, man, you guys can really. really hit. Like, what's your, like, secret? And I was like, good coaching. Of course. I like it.

What? Participation Trophies? I like that he is, I feel like he doesn't want to admit he's for participation trophies. No, no, I'm not for participation trophies. But you've been still against it. This is America, and they voted. But he's also a dictator, and he, America doesn't have a dictator. Look, we've played soccer in the past and guess how many trophies we got?

Zero. We didn't do trophies. I like it. Good for you for getting a participation trophy for your team. No, it's not participation trophy. It's first place. And what's on my mind? I ordered some shoes from this eBay account.

I like eBay now. It's kind of fun. You get stuff cheaper. Who knew? Apparently everybody for 20 years. But so I got to accidentally click to send it to the studio instead of my house. And so I opened the box. And so I got these, these Travis Scots, right?

Low top. And so, but they didn't put a second shoe in there. Yeah. Wait, well, you have one shoe? Stop it. You bought one shoe. Did you? What do I do with one?

shoe so I'm going where I can't believe they only loaded one shoe and so there's a way you can contact people on eBay or give them bad reviews again I'm new to eBay as far as like using it and so I go you bought one shoe I go to the page and it says size 11 Jordan one low retro Travis Scott left shoe only I buy a left shoe only who would sell left shoe only I never got to that even parentheses left shoe only I just saw hey what a deal for new Travis Scott so I bought them and now I only have one shoe. What do I do with one shoe? That's why you got a deal. Yeah, they're half off because you got one. I know now. I didn't know that then. I thought I got a great deal. So when we hear these stories in the news how people go and steal only one shoe off the display case, this is what

they do with them. They go to eBay and they sell the one shoe. Dude, you have a hot shoe on your hands right now. 100%. How done? I waited like three weeks. It had to go through an authenticator. eBay, if it's something that needs to be authenticated, so it's not a fake, they send it off. I waited for three weeks for my pair of shoes. Yeah. And I got one left shoe. Well, you know what, though? I saw this kid playing basketball with two different shoes on. I'm what I'm going to do. I've got another pair of Travis Scott. I'll just wear the right shoe with one and the left shoe or the other one. But I feel pretty stupid. When I went to the page, I was going to send a message. Look, you forgot to put a

second shoe in there. And I was like, let me see. Oh, left shoe on. It may not be stolen. It may be that someone that only has a right foot, got it, and then they sell the left foot. Maybe they only have a right foot. But most people I know, they have a, uh, a, uh, um, a, um, Fake leg, they have a foot, they still put a shoe on. Correct. They wear pants. Yes, like my buddy Scott. Yeah.

I'm just saying. I'm not being stolen. To my mind, I'm an idiot. I have one shoe if anybody wants it. It's pretty dumb, dude. Pretty dumb. Thank you. I'm done.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So we got some new emojis to look forward to. Some you'll probably never use. But one, you might use almost every day. That one being a face with bags under the eyes. Oh, always tired. It's so small. How do we tell about the bags are there? Yeah, I'm not sure. Exactly.

Because if you just send one emoji, it can pop up big. But once you do two or three, it only sends them in that little line. So that bag eye one, there's better be some big old bags, you know? The other six, fingerprint, leafless tree, a harp, a shovel, a splattermark, and a root vegetable. The harp's fun. And I'm looking at the baggy eyes. It almost looks like the eyes aren't baggy. It looks like the eyes are like 4.20.

Oh. Oh. What would the harp be good for? Yeah, why do you like the harp? What would you, like, give me an example. Like if you're telling a story, a fairy tale. Like a sad story. You put the harp in there?

Yeah, surround it, you know? Like, we're talking about a story back in time. Like you're dreaming. Or a dream. Okay. Okay, so this woman is going viral because she hasn't cleaned her TV remote in 13 years. How do people even know that? Is this her thing?

Well, because she knows that she bought. the TV 13 years ago and she's never cleaned her remote and she started to look at it and was like ugh this is kind of disgusting a couple things has anyone purposefully set out to clean their TV remote no never I have but I bet you that it's like 50% yeah right now it's 50 I bet you there are a lot of people who they don't go I've never cleaned it never will I've drawn the line they probably just don't even think about cleaning it which was what she was sharing she's like whoa I just never thought about this but now come to think of it it's looking the little little grimy, so she cleaned it, and this is a reminder to everybody else to clean it.

And all you need is like a cotton cloth and some rubbing alcohol and then a toothpick if you want to get into the tiny crepus. See too much work. I'm not cleaning it. That's the case. Also, how about that TV? 13 years is still working. I need another brand of that TV.

That's what I hear. All right, what else? So survey was talking about the difference between a trip and a vacation. Like, do you have a difference, Bobby? Yeah. Vacations I'm not comfortable with trips. I get a lot of work done. What?

Interesting. I never know what to do when I'm on vacation, but trips, I know exactly what to do. Okay, well, a trip falls into like events. Like you have to go somewhere. You're taking a trip for a wedding or a trip for work or a trip for this. Yeah. But a vacation is supposed to be something you just plan for yourself, somewhere you want to go. No other agenda except for what you have on your itinerary for you and your family.

Yeah, I'm clueless. And the vacations are what are life-giving to us, so we need to try to do them. Okay. I'm totally confused about the vacations, though. Okay, is that it? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of story. It's time for the good news.

Who's Amy? Tell me something good. So I just want to shout out Drew Patchen because he's a kid that was battling brain cancer last year. He had to go, undergo surgery, chemotherapy, all the things. And now he's cancer-free. But instead of just moving on with his life, he is now set up a lemonade stand and is running it to help other kids fighting. cancer and he's donating the money to

cancer charities in Missouri. Good for him to want to help other people because I know me. If I finish, I'd just be like I'm good. Time about baseball cards. He personally spent a lot of time at St. Jude and so he saw a lot of other kids that were battling alongside him.

So to be able to give back and support them that's what he wants to do. A plus. What's his name? Drew. Drew. A plus Drew. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a one. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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