The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Who On The Show Might Be Doing A Male Model Commercial? + Why Does This Listener Think Lunchbox is Delusional? + Mailbag: Niece Is A Thief

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

Bobby received a message from a company looking for a model to be in a commercial. He's not interested but someone on the show is! Find out who and what the requirements are. A listener called in aski...ng why Lunchbox is so delusional about something he's obsessed with... find out what he's talking about and how Lunchbox defends himself. Mailbag: We give advice to a listener who notices every time their niece comes over, some of their jewelry goes missing. They don't want to accuse the niece of stealing but aren't sure what to do now. We share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:35 Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. Let's go with the big show. A first tease the guy that pushes all the buttons that does all the cameras so you can watch us as we do the show on YouTube or Facebook. And he's also funny at the same time. I don't know how he does it.
Starting point is 00:03:00 It's amidextrious almost. Here he is. Our video producer Eddie, everybody. Amy, listen up. I am now your agent because I've gotten two emails from Warner Brothers talking about Holiday Harmony. Is that your movie? Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Okay. Well, they're looking for you. They say, we desperately need Amy. Does she have a PR company? Why did they email you? I have no idea. Not her. I don't know, maybe because they think I'm the agent.
Starting point is 00:03:23 This might be a scam. They know how to get a hold of me. No, it's got the whole logo on the bottom, Warner Brothers pictures. There was also a logo of that tooth, the toothbrush company that was going to put the thing on it. Oral B. Oral B. Over the car. Yeah, so okay, talk about it.
Starting point is 00:03:34 What happened? So they first emailed me and said, hey, are you interested in getting the main character, An Elise, something? I think she's the actress. on the show. But also, we're trying to get a hold of Amy because there's a lot of press to be done about this movie coming out this month.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Where is she? I just ignored it. Where is she? Here I am. Amy, have you been ignoring their emails? No. Deng, you're refusing to do press, Beyonce? Wow.
Starting point is 00:03:58 No, I would love to do press. That would be awesome. Yesterday I got another email. Producer Eddie, help us. We can't find Amy. Where is Amy Brown? She needs to do press for this show. It's how, listen.
Starting point is 00:04:10 How did they even find me to play this role in the first place? It sounds like, you know, people aren't communicating. So, Bones, here's my idea. Go ahead. I'm the agent at this point. They're emailing me about Amy. What do I do? Do I say like, all right, Amy's tough to get right now.
Starting point is 00:04:24 How bad do you want her? No, I think you just forward it to Amy. Oh, that's it. That's not really what an agent does anyway. You find work, and then you get paid, and then you take 10%. But you didn't find it, nor is she getting paid for the rest. Yeah, but thank you for letting her know. Send her on ever.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Amy, they're looking for you. Go do some press. work for this movie. All right. Up next, he does the cringiest of stuff. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes not. Everybody, clap your hands for lunchbox. Here you is. Well, I'm coming to you today because I need work to pay for something. And so this is a nominal fee. It's just a month per month subscription. It's $20 a month. And it's my blue checkmark on Twitter. Oh, we're talking about this yesterday. Yeah, we talked about this yesterday, how Elon Musk wants to charge people $20 a month to keep that blue checkmark.
Starting point is 00:05:10 And listen, this is a benefit to the company for me to have a blue check mark. So I feel like it is their responsibility to pay the $20 a month because it's good advertising for the company and our show. And people aren't out there posing as me, you know, scamming people. And so it's a good look for the company if I have a blue checkmark. So I need you guys to pay $20 a month. I'm worried the company's not even going to pay for the Bobby Bone show when, if that's the case. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:34 That would be the priority. No, no, it's all of it. us. I think they should pay for... I'm not going to ask for the 20 bucks if I keep mine. I'll pay for it myself and that'll probably set the president for everybody else. Okay, well, you don't have to but I will... Because if the company then pays for it, then they're going to go, well, we own it. And they already kind of do, but not fully.
Starting point is 00:05:49 They're going to go, okay, we're paying for it. So, okay, now post this. So it's up to you. I mean, I'm sure you can get that 20 bucks paid for a month, but you're going to have to give up some ownership. Heck, I'll pay for it, but I can tell you what a tweet. No, I ain't going to let you tell me what a tweet. Hey, it's business. My tweet is going to be, Bobby is great.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Bobby is awesome. Bobby is amazing. I don't want to do that all day. I wish you would, though. That made me feel good. All right, up next, here she is. She'll be starring. She's got a few lines.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Well, that depends. In holiday harmony, coming on HBO Max on Thanksgiving Day. Here she is Amy, everybody. Okay, so I had to go to the airport, and I was trying to get to arrivals, but somehow I accidentally ended up in the rental car area. But you were driving. Yeah, I was. Okay, got it.
Starting point is 00:06:31 You were going to pick up at the airport. And I turned and I thought, okay, well, I'll just do a shortcut through the rental car area and loop back around. Well, the shortcut landed me with all the rental cars. So then in order to exit without having to drive over those little spiky things, I had to wait in line behind everybody else renting a car and then convince the person working in the booth that this was my car and I wasn't stealing a rental because I had no paperwork. Did they think for a second? Oh, yeah, they had to go get, they had to get somebody else involved.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I had to look for my, I needed registration, license. You have to prove your you. Insurance. I had to show all these things and I'm like, this is my car. Well, hold on. We're going to need to verify. We'll be right back. They can't actually hold you.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Can you just drive off? You got spikes. No, there's gates. No, no, no. The spikes are... The spikes are the other way. If you back out, there was a gate. But it is scary, though, because I'm always like, do I pull forward?
Starting point is 00:07:24 The only thing's scarier is driving to give an oil change over the hole. Oh, that is scary. Both are really scary. Yes, but you got out okay? Yeah, but it was a 20-minute delay. So much for a shortcut. I know, right? Just keep that in mind next time you try to detour through rental car areas.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah, we wouldn't have done that. No, I did not, but I thought it was funny. They thought I was trying to steal a car. From Mount Pine, Arkansas, he used to have long curly hair, and most would say his IQ is very rare. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. So we have a guy that has been on this show before,
Starting point is 00:07:58 and he's trying to catch the foxes in our backyard. So we have a decent size little plot of land and six, seven foxes that live there that mess with the dog. There's all these dead animals that they drag in. It's kind of gross. And we don't want to kill them. So we hired this guy to come out, trap them, and put them back in the woods. And there's been some difficulty because these foxes are pretty tough to catch. They say sly as a fox, right?
Starting point is 00:08:22 They do. So his name is Brian Swanson from Complete Animal Removal. He was on Breaking Bobby Bones with me. And again, he does it in a way where they're a lot. animals live. And so he's trying to catch the foxes. They have cameras that they put on the cages to see what animals are coming in. And I'm going to have them back on maybe Monday. I'm not sure. Guys, there's so many animals. Like not just foxes? Are there bears in your back? I don't want to spoil it, but I will say this. I got a video of a bobcat.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Oh, yeah, dude. A bobcat. A bobcat. That's amazing. And there are bigger, more ferocious animals than even the bobcat. Mountain lions? Well, I'm going to hold and let him. But I have videos of them. A moose. Zebras? Giraffir. A giraffe. But it's like a, yeah, it's like a hillbilly safari, for sure.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Because of all the videos we have of these animals in our, and there's a, he sent me the video of the bobcat, just walking up to the cage going, what's up with this? And then walking off. That's amazing. Wow. Because I don't live deep in the middle of the woods. No, not at all. So that's what's up.
Starting point is 00:09:22 But we haven't, we've caught a lot of weird animals, but no foxes yet. Wow, man. That's crazy. Are ghosts showing up on the video? Ghost dogs Amy you're crazy Amy come on We tell her she's crazy
Starting point is 00:09:34 She's not just to buy it for years Yeah Time to open up the mailbag You send an email And we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones
Starting point is 00:09:47 I need some advice We are empty nesters And I love to have my nieces over I don't wear jewelry But my husband bought me some earrings And a nice ring And that ring has my initials on it About two months ago
Starting point is 00:09:58 My nieces came over to spend the weekend with us, they left. They were gone. I looked everywhere. I could not find the jewelry. I had my suspicion that my older niece, who is 16, may have taken something, but I did not say anything. This past weekend, we had a birthday party for my husband, and my nieces came to spend the weekend with us. When I left, I noticed another piece of jewelry was missing. My pink quartz crystal was gone. Again, I have a feeling my niece took it. Only my nieces slept and stayed where my crystals were. Should I let my sister know?
Starting point is 00:10:30 Do I ask my niece? Or do I not say anything at all? I'm confused. I'm hosting Thanksgiving this year and she will be coming over. Thank you, a brokenhearted aunt in California. First of all,
Starting point is 00:10:40 you put all the jewelry in the safe before they get over there. That's hard. That's what we're going to do first. We're going to put all the jewelry in the safe. Amy, you want to hit this one first? Well, I think that you go to your sister. It's a hard conversation,
Starting point is 00:10:53 but you just say, hey. Oh, man. She's going to be so offended that you asked for kids stole something. Oh, but do you go to the 16-year-old? I mean, this is a really special gift that's from her husband and then her pink crystal or whatever that thing is. I just think that maybe there's a hard conversation that has to be had,
Starting point is 00:11:09 and I think you start with the mom because you don't want to go to the 16-year-old. How would you say? I'm the mom. Say it to me. I picture myself going to my sister. And I feel like I'm close enough to her to be like, hey. Hey, hey. Hey.
Starting point is 00:11:21 What's up, sister? Sister, this is very uncomfortable for me to say, but I don't really know what is going on. Have you noticed anything weird with, you know, what's the daughter? My honor roll student? Yeah, well. Who just won church member of the year? I definitely don't.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I'm not accusing at all. I'm just opening the conversation of this ring is gone. And the last time I saw it was when she was there. When our mom died, she said you were a horse of a piece of crap, but she was right. No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. Okay, never mind. I got to go.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah, that's it. Like, you know, it depends on your relationship with your sister. That's for sure. I feel like I could definitely talk to my sister about it, but I get it if you can't. I mean, yeah, what do you do? What do you say, Bobby? You just ignore it? First, I look on her Instagram is if she's wearing any of my jewelry.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Like on her social media just to see. You try to get in a layer deeper. And then I would also go, hey, sister, anything is stolen from your house? Like, somebody, I don't know how far they live apart from each other. Somebody's been stealing stuff at the house. Or have any of the girls mentioned they borrowed? any of my jewelry, trying to get it back. Maybe that doesn't put it on the girls as hard.
Starting point is 00:12:27 If they go to them and say, hey, she said you borrowed something, maybe not as embarrassed to give it back. You know, it is uncomfortable. And I'm sad that our mom said you were a piece of crap. I know, me too. You're really a good daughter. I honestly had no idea to you. Oh, good job, guys.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I don't think you go to the 16-year-old, though. No. No, no, no. The first thing you do is you lock up the jewelry for next time. The second thing you do is you go, hey, they came over. We're missing a bunch of stuff. Do you know anything about that at all? Or you go straight metal detector and hit up the 16-year-old's room
Starting point is 00:12:57 while she's at school. That's next level. Not bad. You break into the house as the aunt and go in. I don't know. I'm just trying to think of it. I look on social media and see if I see any pictures with the jewelry. I search the house like crazy, even ask your husband.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Because you know how many times I've been like, oh, somebody stole something. Oh, yeah. And then my wife's like, no, it's in this counter. I'm like, dang it, you're right. I do that a lot. Or I'm like, somebody stole the car. I know I was parked here at the mall. Somebody stole the car.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Call the cop. She goes, we were parked in C, not B. Oh, crap. I knew it. That's probably my first instinct is to do that. Then secondly, check social. Then three, go to the sister and be like, hey, I'm missing some stuff. Four.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Metal detector. Four. Okay. Metal detector. The cops. Yeah. Five, scared straight. Take the prison.
Starting point is 00:13:41 That's a tough one. But eventually, you got to have the conversation. Check the boxes first. Do some investigating yourself. And make sure you didn't lose it at your own house. Good point. Because that has happened to me too many times. All right, that's the mailbag.
Starting point is 00:13:53 On the phone, it's Steve in Alabama. Hey, Steve, what's up, buddy? What's up, man? How you doing? Doing pretty good. What can I do for you? So lunchbox is delusional. Like, how do you not...
Starting point is 00:14:06 Why didn't he think that people always want to want money and things like that? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because he wants it. He then feels everybody else wants it, too. He's not able to separate his desires from the fact that other people may have different desires. I've got to understand that other people have different mindset. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fire truck. How delusional is that?
Starting point is 00:14:27 You wanted to be a literal fire truck, not a fireman, a fire truck. That's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanted to be a fire truck. I can't be a fire truck. You know what I'm playing? Well, lunchbox wants to be a millionaire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And so, I mean, I don't understand why you say I'm delusional, though, man, because if I offered you, I don't know what you do for a living, but if I gave you a $50,000 raise, would you take it? Yes. Oh, wait a minute. You can't be about money, man. Oh, how dare you! Wait. I mean, it's the same thing.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yosemite. Hold on one second. But he's, I'm just crazy for one money. And then he says, he calls up to say, he calls up to say he's different. There's a difference in being someone who, that's all they want in the number one thought. Because right now, do I really want a chicken fried steak with white gravy right now with mashed potatoes and green beans and fried ochre? Right now. I'm guessing yes. I mean, I'm not thinking about it all the time right now, but I love it.
Starting point is 00:15:14 What somebody brought it to me right now and said here, which I eat it right now. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not only thinking about it's not my number one product, but it's not my number one product. But it's somebody gave it. Heck yeah. Let's go. But he thinks about it.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Everybody thinks about it. Everybody thinks about how their life would be better if they had more money. Yes, but his point is it's not number one on the list. Okay. It's number one on everybody's list. That's you saying that. Except for like Jeff Bezos. He doesn't have to care.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Because he has money. Yeah. So it's not number one on his list. If someone offered you a million dollars, but you couldn't see your family for three years. Which family? What do you mean? You have multiple families? No, you're home right now.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Your children and your wife and kids. A million dollars. Three kids. Think about it. He is. Three kids, no wife. For three years? For three years, a million bucks.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Three years, a long time. You're thinking a lot. Let's go two million. Okay, two million. Give me three million I'm in. No, no, two millions to offer. Two million bucks. No wife, no kids for three years.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I'd do two million. Yeah, because I'd come back in their life when they're like just starting school and so it'd be perfect. Like, they're not going to remember this time anyway. Like, you don't usually have. memories before you're five, right? So they won't even remember me being gone. Yeah, but there's like bonding and attachment, a lot of things that happen in these formative years that are important to you. It's very true, Amy. And your child. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. But I'll buy him a new bike when I see what about three million, but you can't tell them why you're gone. You just disappear and come back
Starting point is 00:16:42 three years later. Okay. No, but they just know dad's missing. That's okay. Daddy left them. They'll just put up posters. And then I'll come back. You're going to torture them? like that? No, the kids won't even notice. But your wife? The wife will get, when I'd show her the $3 million, she'd be like, oh, that's pretty cool. What if she remarries? Oh, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably not going to find someone like me. But next up, you know. Yeah, and then he adopts the kids. But you would do that for $3 million? You're out. I think so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:12 And just disappear and not give them any sense of where you are. Yeah, for three years. Because three years ago, by like that, think about where you were three years ago. Can you believe it's already been three years? No. It's like, wow. It goes by so fast. I love how he answers all our questions. I mean. Like three years ago, you didn't even know Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Right? I was just about to meet her. See, that's what I'm saying. Look how quick your life has changed in three years. Everything goes by so fast. No, to your point, look, your kids and your wife, their life will change drastically in the three years. I realized that when I got halfway through my point in me.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Okay. Hey, Steve, appreciate that call, buddy. Yeah. Hold on, Steve. Where is money on your list? your priority list. Where is it? It's not like that. My family's more important than money, dude. Your kids are more important than money.
Starting point is 00:18:02 My kids are six years old. They will remember everything. Yeah, you couldn't do it. If they were three, though, you'd be able to do it. They wouldn't remember. No. Not that. I meet those time with them, though, man. Those special moments, those precious moments are important. Steve, I appreciate that call. You know, those fits they throw. I mean, that's just really like... Steve, thank you. We really appreciate you listening.
Starting point is 00:18:22 you have an awesome day. You're delusional. All right, thank you. His parting shot. He jabs him as he's hanging up. All right, there's Steve. Thanks, buddy. It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:18:31 With lunchbox. Tell me something good. About a month ago on TikTok, Isaiah Garza went viral when he treated a hundred-year-old World War II veteran William Good to a trip to Disney World. Like, oh, look at this.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I'm going to surprise you and take you on all these rides. And everybody's like, oh, this is amazing. Well, Isaiah Garza has added again. He found that Williams' favorite football team is the Los Angeles Rams. So he surprised him. Tickets, got to meet the players, shake hands, take pictures,
Starting point is 00:19:01 and he even got an autograph from his favorite player on his cemetery jersey. Oh. Or not a cemetery jersey? I don't know what that means. Are you sure that's the word? I don't think it's cemetery jersey. Any one to help them read that word? I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:19:16 I never heard of a cemetery jersey. Oh, centenarian. So 100. 100 year old, yes. Oh, his, because he's 100? Centennial. So he got one. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Yeah, well, Cooper Cups signed the jersey and the 100 year old dude was over the moon. I mean, I thought it was his cemetery jersey like that. He wanted to be buried in. 100, you know. Yes. Yeah, yeah. It's close. So I guess he got the jersey because he turned 100.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah. Okay, that's what. Could also be confused for a cemetery jersey. Because it's coming soon. Yeah, yeah. It's like, like a foreshadowed. Yeah. But William said he was on.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Cloud 9 getting to go to the game and meet the players. Mm-hmm. That's good. It's good lunch, box. I like it. We got there, man. We got there. We finished it.
Starting point is 00:20:00 We felt good, too, didn't we, everybody? Yeah. Okay, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Somebody sent me a message asking for a model, for a shoot. Oh. Yeah, what do you need? Well, I want to read you this.
Starting point is 00:20:14 My name is Jennifer from da-da-da photography. I came across your work on Instagram, Facebook. I'm glad to inform you. We're interested in working with you or someone that you could recommend. in an upcoming shoot for a sales commercial. Interested models who will be available are required to mail back with a brief introduction and two recent works. Be sure to include your current location.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Feel free to mail back for additional information. Mail model commercial shoot. Does anyone want to do this job? I'm in. That's a scam. Yeah. And in a scammer. Is it a scam alert?
Starting point is 00:20:40 That's scam alert. 100%. Right. Why? It says free model coach available fund request. Nudity, no. Compensation paid. Time 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Starting point is 00:20:51 And the shoot is November 11th and November 12th. How is that a scam? There's not asking for anything. They're just asking you to send some modeling pictures. But they don't even know what, like, they don't know what they're getting. Well, I think they're asking. Yeah, you submit it. And then they select.
Starting point is 00:21:08 This is the oral be all over again. It does feel a little bit that way. But I wanted to pass along. Lunchbox, would you like to have this? Absolutely. I will send in my latest work. I got a video of me and Bat Out of Hell. And I got some of my Zoom classes or I can just do pictures.
Starting point is 00:21:21 what do they need? What's a model shoe? They don't care about... Probably photos. Yeah, do you have any head shots? Yeah. You do have a head shots? I do.
Starting point is 00:21:29 On the beach. Great. In the sand. Ray, what about you? You still modeling? Yeah, I can... Probably in a week. I need to drop another 20.
Starting point is 00:21:37 You can drop 20 in a week? In a week. Well, I'm going to leave this for you guys. All right. I'll email. For this modeling. Keep me up to date on how the process is going. I will just say, hey, man, I'm really interested.
Starting point is 00:21:47 What do you need? You ever done any modeling? No, not any modeling. Why'd you say it like that? What else have you done that would have been closer? I was just trying to think, have I done any modeling? No, I haven't. Have you done any paid acting?
Starting point is 00:22:01 Yeah, paid. Yes. Friday night lights. Okay, you're an extra. Yeah, I was paid. I got paid for that. So, yes, I'm a thespian. Do you feel like you just haven't been discovered yet?
Starting point is 00:22:12 And you could be a model, no problem? Yes, I think I have the look. If people want to put me in magazines or runways or whatever, because you can transform. You just put some clothes on. Like, I know I wear hoodies. Oh, you can't be a model. But when I dress up, people are like, dang, you should be a model.
Starting point is 00:22:26 It's because it's, no, nobody's models. I look like the, I look like the mannequins in the freaking stores when I wear clothes. Same skin color. It's just because it's so drastic. But that's what they want. Like the, they don't want orange looking ray like oompa lupa. They don't want spray. Ray.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah. No, no, but you're saying I'm pale, but you don't want spray tan people when they're modeling. You want the clothes to do the speaking, not the weird skin tone. Well, I'm going to give you this. Hit it up. See if you can do it. You should do some shots.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Eddie, can you get your camera out? No, I'm not doing it. Dude, do a modeling shoot with him. For free? Yeah. Yes. But you have to do like boxers. That's fine?
Starting point is 00:23:03 You need to do it like all the different stuff. That's cool. It says no nudity in the thing. Boxers are nudeity. Remember the time Ray went down to someone's basement some guy tricked him into doing modeling shots and Ray was in his underwear? That was decades ago. In his bed and a guy gave him drinks.
Starting point is 00:23:16 And it was for Express. And then it never came out. Yeah, I mean, I've changed a lot since then and learned a lot. Good. What'd you learn? You don't believe Craigslist ads and just when they say a business doesn't necessarily mean they work for that business, Express. Did you get paid for that one? No.
Starting point is 00:23:32 They said it was the potential to get put in stuff. So everybody's going to try and do that. Well, let us know. Let's watch. You can't wait to see your career blossom. Guys, if I have to leave the show for modeling, sorry. I could be the next Jacelle Munchin. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:46 It's not interesting. Probably not. How many things could you leave the show for at this point? Could you keep threatening us? Let's see. Lottery, acting, modeling, reality TV. Yep. I think that's it.
Starting point is 00:23:59 And of those four, which is probably going to happen first. Acting. Second lottery. Well, then the other two are gone. Third. The odds of that. Yeah. Are you laughing?
Starting point is 00:24:12 Yeah. Go ahead. Third would probably be. modeling and then reality TV. Well, good luck. I'll give you this. Thank you. All right, let's play Luke Brian knocking boots. It's been good having you on the show
Starting point is 00:24:24 for all these years, Lunchbox. This is the start of it. That's why you hired me is because you needed women to go to the website. I did not. And they do not. Today is November 2nd. Have a game we were supposed to play yesterday on November 1st.
Starting point is 00:24:37 It's a good game. I want to play it today. We also were going to tell you what was in Amy's mail that's been illegal. Now, we're not moving it to a different day. We have to move it to later in the show because there could be kids listening at this hour. Oh. Oh, kids can't hear this?
Starting point is 00:24:51 It's probably not the most appropriate for children to hear. Wow, what is this? Yeah, so, yeah, I know. But Amy was delivered something. We've not talked about it for a year. We will do it this morning. It just won't be right now because kids are going to school right now. So we're going to play the game instead.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Pivot. Now we have Liz and Ohio who's on the phone. You may remember Liz because she came on. She did not win the Bobby feud. And we said, Liz, we'll let you come play another game. Oh, yeah. Everybody say hi to Liz. Hi, Liz.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Hi, morning studio. Morning. All right, Liz, we're going to play Famous First. Since today is November 2nd. You don't want to do Famous Seconds? Eddie, why do you put the wrinkle in there? I know, we already had it all done. For example, I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana
Starting point is 00:25:34 is the first line of what Garth Brooks saw. Yeah, I got it. Go ahead. Call him Baton Rouge. I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana. So, famous first. This is cool. So, Liz, you can pick a player, and if they win, you win.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Would you like Amy Lunchbox ready? Don't let you down this time. You know, I was going to go with Amy this time because she totally did it last time. But I know Eddie is very good at music games. It's not just a music game. And I also got it right. Call in Baton Rouge. Let her talk, guys.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Go ahead, Liz. It's totally a music game. It's the first part of the song. No. No. It's a lot of first. Yeah. Who are you going with?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Okay. Let them all go with Amy. Amy, you just talked her into it, so you have to win now. Yeah, a lot of pressure. All right, write your answer down, guys. There are seven of these. Who was the first person on the moon? Famous first.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Oh, boy. Definitely not a song. Could be. First. Let me know when you're in. In for the win. Let's go to Amy first. Neil Armstrong.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Lunchbox? Neil Armstrong. Eddie? Neil Armstrong. Correct. Question number two. Who is the first? the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I'm in. I'm in for the win. Amy? Amelia Earhart. Lunchbox? Amelia Earhart. Eddie? Airheart.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Okay, we'll take it. Good? Oh. Question number three. On what state's license plate would you find the slogan, first in flight? I'm in. In.
Starting point is 00:27:18 I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. North Carolina. Eddie? North Carolina. Amy? Lived there for five years, North Carolina. Correct.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Amy had the inside track on that one. In 1903, Americans Orville and Wilbur Wright completed the world's first successful, controlled, powered flight near Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. Next question. In what city were the first Olympics held? I'm in. In.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I'm in for the win. Eddie. Athens. Greece. Amy? Athens. Lunchbox? Athens.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Wow. You're all right. I almost went Olympia. Good job. Or Rome? I thought that'd be one that made. Maybe if you would have guessed. Nobody's missed.
Starting point is 00:28:05 We got three more. Come on. You guys are playing pretty good here. What oil tycoon was the first American billionaire? What? Oil. What oil tycoon was the very first ever American billionaire? I know this, but I'm in.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Oil tycoon. Okay. I don't know anything about oil, so I have no idea. Lunchbox? Tea Boone. Picking? T-boon? Is that right?
Starting point is 00:28:37 Amy, what do you think? Big Oklahoma State guy. That's the only thing I know. I have no idea what he does. Rest and peace. Not right. Good guess, though. I think Tebowings are dead.
Starting point is 00:28:46 I'll rest of peace, man. Maybe you look that up, Mike. Just in case. Eddie? I'm going to go with Rockefeller. Oh, shoot. Amy? Is that it?
Starting point is 00:28:55 Is that oil ticket? What do you have? I don't know. billionaire? I have Jerry Jones. That's a good guess. I mean, I have no idea. That's good.
Starting point is 00:29:02 The answer is John D. Rockefeller. Yeah. I have no idea. No, no. Hey, old T-Boon Pickens died in 2019 at 91 years old. When did Rockefeller become a billionaire? Amy, don't know. Just got a trivia question here.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Rockefeller. The next one. What institution of American music began with its first broadcast as the WSM Barn Dance in 1925? What institution of American music began its first broadcast as the WSM Barn Dance in 1925? I'm in. I'm in. send the question. Oh my God. I'll give it to you one more time. Thank you. What institution of American music began with its first broadcast titled WSM Barn Dance in the year of 1925.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Okay. Lunchbox? Dick Clark Rocking New Year's Eve. Eddie? It's 1925 and you're listening to the grand old opera. Amy? The Opry. Correct. Not Dick Clark's a thing. Okay. I don't think old dick was rocking so hard in 25. I may have been around then. Okay, well, here's what's up. Lunchbox, you can't win. I know, but you can play. I'll still guess.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Eddie, if you get it right, you win. Come on. Walk this lady, kids. And then Amy convinced her. She was going with you. Yeah, that's crazy. There is a lot of pressure on you to nail this one right here. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:30 You're already apologizing? Yeah. Well, I mean, for putting her in this situation. Take a deep breath, guys. Final question. Who was the first person to sign the declaration of Independence. The first person.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Got it. Oh, man. Amy's thinking about it. We're doing famous firsts. Amy, you got to come through here. I know. Come on, Amy, no pressure. I know.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I'm like, okay, was he the first or was he just like the biggest, you know? Are you in? I'm thinking. Okay, you have three seconds. I have someone written down, but I'm like, am I going to change it last minute? No, you're in.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Lunchbox. That's easy. John Hancock. Okay, Eddie? John Hancock. Amy? Annie was the biggest. John Hancock. Well, but you didn't want him to guess that because you'll lose automatically. Yeah, I got it, Amy.
Starting point is 00:31:30 What can I do? Eddie wins. Yeah, I got it. Bonus question. The first and the largest was John Hancock. There he is. Eddie went seven for seven. Liz.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Why do you know? I don't know, Liz. Liz, you were going with Eddie and Amy. I was. I was so wrong. For the wrong reason, but I had the right choice. Oh, well. Oh, well.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Amy talked you out of it. She said, do not go with him. Because I felt, I only missed one. Liz, here's the thing, because I feel like you were done a little wrong there. We're going to play another game at some other point soon with her again. Give her one more chance. Oh, my goodness. And if she gets to pick us, maybe she should pick me.
Starting point is 00:32:06 But here's the thing, yeah, because last time I think she picked Eddie and I ended up winning. This time she picked me and Eddie won, so maybe she should go with lunchbox. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Liz. We'll play again soon, okay. Okay, thanks, guys. All right, bye, bye-bye. And there goes Liz.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Down goes Liz. And now a voicemail from last night. Oh my gosh. I'm sitting on my couch, so stumbling through Instagram, and I noticed that Caitlin is verified on Instagram, and Eddie is still not. And I just wanted to point that out.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Love you, Eddie. I'm rooting for you, but we need the details on this, please. I have tried so hard to get Eddie verified. What the crap. And also, we did not try to get Caitlin verified. There were people posing as her faking profile. else was her and if you had been reported
Starting point is 00:32:50 and they went to her page and just blue checked her. We never requested blue check mark for her. You know they requested like news stories from me so I had to Google news stories about me and sent it to them and then they said no that's not good enough. I sent them like 10 of them. There are artists that have like 500 followers that have a blue check mark.
Starting point is 00:33:07 I don't get it. Lunchbox has a blue check mark. Yep. But you understand that. I think he paid for that though. No he didn't. I told you what happened with mine. Someone from Instagram reached out and then it said hey you want the blue check mark. I said yeah. They said, boom, checkmark. Now, I do get DMs that say like, hey, you want to get verified?
Starting point is 00:33:23 No, don't click those. Okay, okay, all right, I was wondering about that. Filling up with Amy and some broom on the dark web. And I did send a message off for you, Eddie. Don't worry. Still waiting to hear back, though. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So everybody would like to just lay in their bed and fall asleep right away.
Starting point is 00:33:39 But the struggle is real. Right now? Yes, that'd be nice. Right now especially? Oh, yeah. So that's why we share a lot of sleep stories. And researchers are saying that mood boosting music and familiar. your podcasts will calm your brain's anxiety and it'll help you unwind.
Starting point is 00:33:56 And then the result of that is falling asleep faster. I fall asleep to a podcast every night. It used to be the television and my wife, that was new to her. She didn't fall asleep with the TV on. And so I was like, okay, let me try to find something more in the middle. So I put my phone on the little table next to my head. I play a podcast. It's either, it's the same one every night of the two.
Starting point is 00:34:16 It's either Bill Simmons or Ryan Rosello, their sports podcasts, but also they both. talk pretty calmly and I listen then I fall asleep. How far do you get through it? Great question. Sometimes five minutes. Oh wow. Sometimes if I'm hearing like segment three I'm like oh boy I'm not falling asleep. Sometimes five episodes. Like I'll start to it'll start to kind of get blurry in a way of I start to picture myself in the podcast and that's how I know I'm falling asleep. Oh wow. It's almost like inception a little bit. Yeah. Then I'm walking on the street with Bill Simmons. I'm like hey man. Now you know you're asleep. Am I dreaming or is this
Starting point is 00:34:48 real? Yeah. But yeah the podcast Testing works for me. Well, Lunchbox's dream is for sale and it's only in St. Louis, so like he could go. Oh, I saw it. Wait, is this the house? This is the house. It is literally his dream. It's unbelievable. It's very expensive, but also what's in the house. Tell him about it. Okay, well, it's 27,000 square feet. There's five bedrooms, six and a half baths. But the big thing is, there's a 18-car garage. The bigger thing is... Awesome. The garages are filled with Lamborghinis. And you keep them. What? They come with the house. There's also. a car wash at the house, mechanics workshop, and a hydraulic lift.
Starting point is 00:35:25 That is awesome. Yeah, it only cost you $15 million. That's the price. It is a bargain, they say. The Lamborghinis are in the garage. That is crazy. So why are they just getting rid of their lambos like that? That's nuts. Maybe they're desperate. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Or maybe somebody died and they're like, okay, we don't want to take care of any of this. Because I would imagine it's expensive to keep up a Lamborghini.
Starting point is 00:35:46 How about insuring a Lamborghini? Oh, God. Right. You spend all your money on getting it. You can't pay for insurance. But it is on the market at the right time. The lottery is crazy right now. And if lunchbox wins, he could go get that.
Starting point is 00:35:58 And if he grows wings out of his butt, he'll also fly over there and get a deal, too. Carrie Underwood fans are saying that they may riot after the CMA awards if Carrie does not win, Entertainer of the Year. That's not good. But also, yeah, they should not do that. I know. I don't think this is her year for Entertainer of the Year. She won it before, I believe. Right, Mike?
Starting point is 00:36:20 Yeah. In recently, I know she won the ACM for entertainer the year. I don't think it's her year for this. I think it's either Morgan Wall and Luke Combs. That's who should win it this year. But don't riot. Yeah, I know. I'm like, why is this our reaction to everything now?
Starting point is 00:36:35 It's like if you don't get what you want or it doesn't happen for you, then they say here, or we, E-O-T-Y, or we riot. And then another person said, she better win, or else. And I'm like, that's just internet strength. What is the or else? People thinking they're strong because they're on the internet. All right, is that it? Yeah, but maybe that's my pile.
Starting point is 00:36:53 That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Over the past few years, the Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs have become very good football teams. And they've also become rivals. And for the most part, rivalries can be negative. But fans of the bills and the Chiefs have turned it into something very positive
Starting point is 00:37:15 by donating money to charity whenever the two teams play. each other. When the Bills and Chiefs played earlier this month, fans of the bills donated almost $10,000 to Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas. And even though the Chiefs lost the game, the Kansas Children's Hospital posted a message in their social saying, in our book, No Losers, a friendly rivalry as a touchdown. Because so much money went to a great cause. So the two teams are so good this year. There's a chance at meeting the playoffs, which is what we hope, because they meant the playoffs last year as an epic game. And every time they play each other, both fan bases kind of race
Starting point is 00:37:48 to see who can donate the most money the fastest. That's cool. Which I think is pretty cool. I'm shocked that the Bills fan base is doing that. They're good. They just jump through tables. They're crazy. They're usually drunk and crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:58 They're wild game day. But everything leading up to it, though, seems to be pretty good folks. Yeah, I like it. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news,
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