The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Why Did Lunchbox Think Morgan Was Drunk On A Wednesday Afternoon? + Lunchbox Attempted To Crash Nicole Kidman's Movie Set Again + Mailbag: Dad Has Another Child

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Lunchbox attempts to spill the tea on Morgan by calling her out for being "drunk" on a Wednesday afternoon but find out what actually happened! Then, hear how Lunchbox attempted to crash Nicole Kidma...n's movie and if he was able to successfully get a role in the movie this time! Mailbag: A listener found out his dad has another son with a different family, and there's been a lot of drama from it. He's not sure what to do so we share our advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
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Starting point is 00:01:14 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed, I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, welcome to Wednesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. Feels like Tuesday, but I know, I know. Get that Monday off, and so everything's all wonky now.
Starting point is 00:02:08 But let's go around the room. When it comes to content, he does the most, and to a bunch of nine-year-old. old, they call him coach. Here he is. Eddie. Here's the question. Who did Bobby play golf with? Because I have a buddy that works at a golf course and he says, hey, look, he texted me. He said, hey, I think Bobby's playing today. And he sent me a picture
Starting point is 00:02:27 of the tea time. And it said, Bobby Bones, Eddie Garcia, which I had to cancel, I wasn't going, and Willie Wonka. And I'm like, what? Does Bobby play playing with a celebrity, but he can't put his name in there so he did Willie Wonka? That's my question. Who was? Who was? That is a question I will not answer on the air.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Come on. But I'm not going to throw someone. Yeah, I should use a better name than Willie Wonka. I should just be like Chris Johnson or something. Willie Wonka's hilarious. But Willie Wonka is always my placeholder name for if I don't want to put the name of somebody. But now that I think about it, Willie Wonka actually garners more attention than if I were to just put. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:02 You think? A generic name. So I won't not answer your question, but I will say, yeah, it was somebody who I didn't want it to be known that he was going to play. That's what I figured. That's amazing. Now I'm like bummed I canceled. Well, now, but Willie Wonka does. I shouldn't do well.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Okay, moving on. He does a sports podcast with Ray, and he's just now learning about 401K. Here's lunchbox. Does Netflix have like a celebrity exception rule because everybody's like, oh, Netflix is going to block you from sharing passwords. You're not going to be able to use Netflix because I borrow my in-laws. Like, I don't pay for it. Like, I use their account. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:03:35 I'm still rocking Netflix, guys. So all this, oh, it's going to get canceled. You're not going to be able to use Netflix. They must have something where they can. and like, no, it's a celebrity TV and they just let it go. Do you think they think you're a celebrity? Yeah, for sure. I would say you're less famous than any single person on Netflix.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. I mean, they put a lot of stuff on Netflix that, I mean, no one watches. I mean, they have so much stuff on there. There's, all right, no one's watches. I would just assume that it's like when social media has a new feature. Not everybody gets it at first. They roll it out.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I would imagine that they probably just haven't rolled it out completely. Or, hey, Mike, do you know, is it rolled out at all? yet as far as... Yeah, I've seen to kick people off over the weekend. So what do you think's happening here? Yeah, I think they're cleaning everybody out. But him? He probably...
Starting point is 00:04:22 Maybe they haven't got to his account yet. Like a social media rollout type thing? Yeah, yeah. Got it. So I bet you, unless there is some celebrity. Yeah, I mean, I figure they had a celebrity exception rule. They were like, all right, you know what? He can stay because, I mean, I'm just laughing my butt off at everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, cancel it. It's not going to work. That whatever. I haven't seen anybody get canceled. You have? I haven't. But I read all these news. You said you saw.
Starting point is 00:04:44 No, no, on the news story, all the news stories. Oh, you know, you're not going to be able to use Netflix fast this day. It's going to be done. Guess what? Still rocking it for free. There you go. All right. When it comes to moms, she thinks she is cool and she thought it was a sign when she saw ducks in her pool.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Here she is. Amy, everybody. I took the kids to see the new little mermaid, which is the live action version. And it was so good. I loved it. My kids loved it. We give it four mermaids out of four mermaids out of four. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:05:14 What'd you like about it? I mean, for, well, I asked the kids. They just said four. But then for me, it's like, oh, I just so nostalgic, like the original, like the cartoon sometimes, like the real life stuff. I was like, hmm, the prince sometimes was throwing me off. But I totally enjoyed it. Who's the prince?
Starting point is 00:05:31 I don't know his name. People think that the little mermaid, it's about a woman doing anything for a man. Actually, not true. It's about a mermaid wanting to be human. Yeah, she wants to be human. Part of it is this experience of love. But I would see people complaining about the Little Mermaid and, you know, oh, we can't believe she would give it all up for a man.
Starting point is 00:05:55 This is not the message. No. But I don't think that's it at all. I think she gives it up to be human and that falling in love is a human experience. Yeah, the man just gave her the idea. Yeah, I mean, part of your world, isn't that literally? I only know this because I danced to the song on Dancing with the Stars. I've actually never seen Little Mermaid.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I've just asked a lot about it. But I would know the words a part of your world? Come on. Where they walk. Up where they run. Up where they stay all day in the... Dude, it's just about being able to be a human. Yeah, she's very interested and curious about humans and collecting their things.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Like that's what is all about. She looks like a human anyway. Let's be honest. She's a human with a tail. Fish tail. I'd be weirded out to like pick one. Make me a human, make me a fish. Don't leave me like a fish.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Don't leave me looking like this. And also as a parent, watching her dad have to, you know, release her because she does want to be part of that world. It's also a message of like, hey, parents, sometimes we have to release our children and let them be who they want to be. So this movie also is controversial in some parts because Little Mermaid's not white anymore. Yeah. No, she's not. Her name is. Which is one of the dumbest controversies I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, go ahead. Because Lornavimid's fictional anyway. They're like, The Little Mermaid. She's not white. Like, you know this is all like fairy tale, right? a mermaid. Right. And there's no half fish, half humans.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Like all of this is, these people would ever call her they want her to be. Well, yeah, I think that that's very important because my daughter, I mean, she's Haitian and for her to be able to go to the movies and see someone that looks like her on the screen, that's really, really cool. And the actress's name is Hallie Bailey. And she was so talented, so good. So close to Hallie Berry.
Starting point is 00:07:38 So close. The name. Because when I see it, I'm like, Hallie Barry's a little mermaid? A little old. Yeah. But no, it's Hallie Bailey. Yeah. And she's got a sister or something.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Somebody, Chloe Bailey, they have a girl group, their whole thing. And then, I don't know, somewhere I saw they were related to Charlemagne the God. Yeah, I don't know anything about that. I don't know. Okay, Ray, what do you got? From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He loves to work out with Eddie every day. And for some exercises, they have to lay.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Bobby bones. What? Like, lay down? Lay where? By the way, I did post that picture of Eddie. Lifting weights. You seen me post it? I did.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Yeah. Hey, come on. Tell me he's not looking ripped. Yeah, man. I was like, Eddie, hold the weight right there. Yeah. I was about to go to the airport after that. I'm like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:18 They're going to let me on the plane with those guns. Okay. I don't say. I didn't want to bring up all I'm seeing about the Shania Twain concerts. Have you guys been seeing this on TikTok? Yes. It's like all over my feed where apparently you go to a Shania show according to TikTok, and it's terrible. People are like leaving halfway through.
Starting point is 00:08:38 There are people that are recording, like, people just walking out of the venue or the outdoor amphitheater. Like, I don't even know what that way. And they show clips of it, too. And there could be cherry picking parts of the show, but there are so many of them. Ray, what do you have there? Do you have a club from TikTok? Yep. Lost and what's happening.
Starting point is 00:09:20 It almost sounds like our mics cutting in and out, but it's not. She's like randomly just jumping in. And even that's still the one, it's just the background singers where she's supposed to go, I'm still the one I hover. The only, she just doesn't do it. It's weird. I don't know what's up with the Shania shows, but it makes me want to go. I never wanted to go until I saw the TikToks.
Starting point is 00:09:38 That's funny. Yeah, if that's what it is, it's working. I want to get me a ticket and go because it looks like absolute mayhem. And you guys haven't seen any of this. No. I saw some clips in the news. The news had this. Yeah, I saw an article on it.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I saw Tom Hanks. Was it one of the shows? Of Shania? Yeah. I just saw a picture of him there. It looked like you haven't been having a good time. Well, I hope that she's okay. I hope she just sucks at singing it, but she's still healthy.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah. You know what I mean? Sometimes you get older, you can't sing as well as you used to. I hope that's the case and that she's not sick. Because she had Lyme disease that kept her from singing for a long time. Right. Remember that? This one's juicy. Time for the mailbag.
Starting point is 00:10:15 You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby. I recently did a DNA test from one of those ancestry sites and was surprised to learn that I had a whole family, a close relatives, and I knew nothing about. My father has always said he doesn't really have any family,
Starting point is 00:10:36 but because my mother did the same DNA test before she passed away, I can clearly see that all these cousins are on my dad's side of the family. None of that was too surprising, but I was shocked to learn that I have a half-brother. He and I've emailed and he's never met our father and says he doesn't want to. So I was hesitant to say anything to my dad about what I've learned. Should I keep it to myself or should I say something to my dad, signed, brother from another mother. This is interesting because the dad may not even know the kid exists. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:05 I don't know that this dad had a kid and left it and was like, peace out, don't care. about you or her. I'm running as far as they can. That's, I think, where our mind goes, because a lot of dudes are scuzzes for sure. But there are also instances, and we've talked about him here on the show, or the dad doesn't even know.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Like, they got somebody pregnant, and maybe the woman didn't even know who got her pregnant. Or maybe she was with somebody else, and she just acted like that, so who got her pregnant to avoid the drama. There's just a lot of different possibilities here. And it is your dad. And I do think you should tell him.
Starting point is 00:11:39 And yeah, it could be uncomfortable. It could be awesome. It could be a disaster. Yes, but it is your dad. And I think you have the conversation with them. That's a real life thing that you guys are talking about. You tell him privately, right? So he can spend the news however he wants.
Starting point is 00:11:55 No, family dinner, man. I don't think I put on a sign. You know where it's like graduate at 2023? I don't think you're like, new dad. And he walks up with the new dad sign. It's you, bro. And definitely preface it with like, okay, I'm about to tell you something that may or may not shock you. So sit down. Yeah, I don't think
Starting point is 00:12:11 you may not shock you. Well, because what if he already knows? I just think you go, hey, I need to talk to you. I took this DNA test, and I learned I had a whole lot of other family members, and come on out. Oh, wow, wow. Oh, my God. It is. You're the father. Mari comes out. You guys like 40.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Yeah, it's like, you're the the answer is yes. You need to have it. You know your dad. You know how you need to talk with him. I would tell him. He may not know. That's why. That's the only reason why. Because if he were like hiding it or he had run and your adults, I don't know that I want to jump in that mess, but he may not know. So I would tell him. You? Yeah, I would tell him absolutely. And even if maybe, who knows, he had that happened a long time ago and he maybe made that decision, but he probably has a lot of shame around
Starting point is 00:13:04 it. And he could. I don't know that this happens. So I can't use it probably. We don't know. Well, I'm saying both scenarios. Like you said, you know, say something because he may not know. But also you could say something because he may know. And there could be room for repair. If he knows, I don't think he wants to be repaired. But I don't, I'm going to bet he doesn't know if I'm betting, but we don't know. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Listen, this is why you don't take these tests. But what you do is you wait for a family barbecue. Okay. And you bring him as just a friend. Yeah, and see if they, like, oh, who's this? Oh, this is my friend Jim. And then if he reacts like, oh, gosh, he found him. But what about Jim?
Starting point is 00:13:35 Does Jim know that's his dad? No. Oh, so. But then you have to. He's going to be friends with Jim and, like, form a relationship. I think that's great. And that way it's... It's psychotic.
Starting point is 00:13:43 What are you talking about? No, you form a bond organically. And then it's like, oh, man, that gym guy is really cool. You should bring him around more often. I like that guy. And then all of a sudden they have a relationship as buddies. And then just like, well, that's your half, or that's your son and my half brother. Oh, there's your dad.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And then it's like, wow. And then it's on TikTok. You can record it. Boom. A lot of views. Anyway, tell them. That's what we say. We got your email and we read it on your air.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Now it's found to close. Bobby's Melvin. Yeah. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.
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Starting point is 00:14:49 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or we're you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford
Starting point is 00:15:09 and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,
Starting point is 00:15:19 and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo! Woo! My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really
Starting point is 00:15:33 give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you,
Starting point is 00:15:44 which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:15:59 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be... Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:16:20 This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft progress. prospects, from hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Lunchbox is trying really hard to get
Starting point is 00:17:00 in this Nicole Kidman movie. They're shooting here in town. So you found the set the first time, and you just drove up to it and you tried to get a roll? Yeah, I just drove up. Like, they didn't have the street block, nothing. So I just rolled up right in front and tried to get a job. And this is a guy that's like working security. What we got going on? Oh, you need me?
Starting point is 00:17:21 You need me to act, my man? Act all you want. What do you need me to do? I'm perfect for a roll. I was in Bad Out of Hell? I was in Friday Night Lights. Was you? Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:30 I don't know how long you guys are going to be here. The actors suck. Let me know. I can jump in. Yeah, I'm trying to get a roll. I'm trying to get cast. Can I get in? Nope.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I can't be on the movie? Nope. Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get. Do I need to get Metro involved? No, no, I'm just trying to get a role in the movie. Man. All right, you're missing your break, but let me know.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Well, I'm trying to get in the movie. There are just so many things that you would say again. One, if you didn't know he was in his car blocking the road, you found out quickly. Too, he wants to be on a movie. Okay. On a movie. On it. And then he does life and like a box of chocolate.
Starting point is 00:18:11 And he told them they're missing their break. Instead of his break. Okay. So that happens. We get a good laugh out of it. But he is still obsessed with finding this movie and being in this movie. So now what happened? New location, guys.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Luckily, stumble on it or somebody tell you? Stumbled on it. Did you get tipped off? Tipped off. Okay. Why did you lie the first time? Why did you lie the first time? I didn't want to get anybody in trouble.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Okay. And so I went up and this time they have the roadblocks. So I'm walking. And they're shooting, I would say, seven houses down and they got the barricades up. And so I started screaming for Nicole. Did you see Nicole? Oh, my God. I start screaming.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Nicole's in the front yard. Oh, you see. So she's there. You know she's there. Yeah, I know she's there. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So you're out of your car.
Starting point is 00:19:01 You're on foot. On foot. You may hear my kids in the background. Kids are there too? Oh my goodness. And standing at one of those wooden like barricades? Yeah, it's like wooden barricades. Like they blocked the roads with.
Starting point is 00:19:12 There's like three or two and a half across the street, whatever they are. And you're yelling at Nicole Kidman. Nicole! Nicole! It's lunchbox. Bobby boat show! Why are you screaming? Even your kids are like, stop it.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Hey, we get it. They're like, Daddy, Daddy. Why are you trying to kiss another girl? I don't like it that yells my name. Even if it's a show, I don't like it that he yells that out. But that way she knows I'm legit. Like she knows, oh, okay. But I don't want her to know that you're part of the show in that circumstance.
Starting point is 00:19:54 She's trying to act and do it like a sad scene. Nicole! The kids are going to pull in a shirt. Stop. Dad, you're embarrassed. God, stop, please. Did she see you? No.
Starting point is 00:20:05 You didn't have to yell in that much? But security didn't come up to me. I already girl. No, no, no, no. Come on. That'd be amazing. No, no, no. And let's just say, listener on the show, he's like, I know what you're doing.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Need to stop. He goes, I don't want to hear me on the show tomorrow. Oh. He goes, but if you promise to not talk, I can take you down to a porch down the road and you can sit and watch. And Eddie, check out my video. Is that Nicole Kidman acting or what? That looks like Nicole Kidman. Wow, you got to sit on.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Wow, he was across the street from the shoot. Yep. Let me see. Wow. Whose foot is that? One of the ladies watching. This kid who's miserable sitting there watching some of the eggs. It looks like he's maybe with a group of people just watching.
Starting point is 00:20:51 No, that's what they allowed me to go sit on the front porch. They had a designated watching area. And did you use that as your break? Yeah. No, he told me, do not talk. He said, I can't yell. Like, he was nice enough to move me down the street. Boy, when the heat comes on, lights box kind of wilts.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, he does. There's Nicole. Oh, yeah. You have to zoom in real far. Wow. How about that? That's pretty awesome. And you didn't, like, network with anyone else there?
Starting point is 00:21:19 Like, be like, hey, has it gone lunchbox? No, these were all just people that lived over there. Like, these weren't workers. So I didn't get to talk to anybody. All the workers were across the street, like, doing the scene or whatever. And this guy brought me, but I mean. Did you get any tips? Did you learn anything from acting?
Starting point is 00:21:34 I learned that they shoot the same scene about 50 times. And it was literally just a kid walking down the sidewalk and hugging his mom. And that's it. But what did you learn from her from, I don't know, 100 feet away on your phone, zooming in? I learned that she has a great demeanor, stage presence, like her facial expressions. Like, I mean, she's dialed in. Nothing distracts her. Like if someone yells cut, she immediately, and then she gets right back into character when they say action.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Well, obviously nothing distracts her. He was yelling Nicole for 10 minutes. She didn't hear it. Okay, well, this was an experience that made you want to be an actor more or less? Oh, more. I got a taste of it Wow Hey listen he's getting closer and closer
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah He got a taste of it He sat with the people who lived in the neighborhood And watched it from afar But I mean I can't give that guy a shout out I'm not supposed to say Oh yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:22:24 But that was pretty cool But he didn't tip you off No he didn't tip me off But he was working security He may have had a gun on his hip Ben's down that secure So who tipped you off He's letting the criminals get close to them
Starting point is 00:22:36 Wait why do you I thank you Muchbox You know what a good person says? they don't reveal their sources. What a good person says. Good reporter. Huh.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Because you know, like when they write articles, they're like, oh, my. Yeah, yeah. You can't. I don't review my source. Yeah, because like some people go to jail for not revealing their sources. Yeah, but this isn't one of those. It doesn't matter. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:59 We're just going to play a song. But I mean. Great. I love it. Great story. Almost got there. Almost. Are you so close.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Are you stopping? No, I'm not going to give up, man. Don't give up. This is foreshadowing. No full Jim Obano. Never give up. Okay. Thank you, lunch, watch.
Starting point is 00:23:12 It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Shartobin is 85 years old. And last weekend in Bend, Oregon, she ran her 100th half marathon. I think she's 85? Yeah. She started running decades ago.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Obviously, yeah, it's taken her a minute. But she wasn't really, like, you know, trying to hit 100 as a goal. She was just like, oh, wow, this happens to be my 100th half marathon. Now, she was recently injured. but not from running. It's because a dog behind her came up and hit her leg. So she heard it. So she had to get physical therapy.
Starting point is 00:23:50 So something cool about this 100th race is her physical therapy team decided to run with her. Her daughter runs. Her granddaughter runs. And her granddaughter even said, I want to run with my mom when she's 85. So it's become a family affair. A half marathon is like 13 miles, right? 13.1 because the full one's 26.2. She's 85?
Starting point is 00:24:11 Yeah. That's crazy. I never run 13 miles in my life. I used to do 10 when I was training up for triathlons. That's wild. She's 85, but can still do that. You have her time? Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:24:22 I'm sure they very. It doesn't matter. I just wondered. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't want me. I bet it's good. Six hours lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I don't know that that's true. That's probably what I'd run it in. No, you could run a- shin splints after a block. Bobby, you could run a full marathon in under six. I don't know that's true. I do. I know that about you.
Starting point is 00:24:38 It's 75% mental. And if there's anything I know about you mentally, you're strong. But to prove you, wrong he'll just walk it. Yeah, watch this. Now if you know anything about me, I will prove her wrong. That's right. That's a great story.
Starting point is 00:24:49 What's her name again? Shar Tobin. Shar Tobin, good job by you. 85 years old, still rocking. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Just something that you, the listener, hopefully, you probably already know, but if you don't, the show doesn't know what segments we're going to do until I pull it up.
Starting point is 00:25:06 You all sit here, every single segment, and you just kind of wait, and you see what I say and where I go, and you just go. it keeps the show there's no script you don't even kind of know where we're going for the most part sometimes it's nerve wracking yes this is spill the tea this segment here I just want people to know nobody knows so go ahead
Starting point is 00:25:25 let's spill the tea but that's also why sometimes it sounds like dog crap but also why it sounds so great sometimes because they're just being themselves but this is the only time in spill the tea this has ever happened there's something's happened that in all the time times if you guys tiddle-taddling or tattletailing or whatever it is on each other,
Starting point is 00:25:46 this is the only time it's ever happened where two different people came at me, unrelated, and spilled the tea on each other at the exact same time. What? Oh, on each other? On each other, but about two different things. So. Let me guess. Lunchbox and Eddie.
Starting point is 00:26:01 No. Wow. Yes, Morgan. And on each other. Okay. Interesting. And I don't know if one knew one was doing it, so they were firing back at each other, but I get two different notes.
Starting point is 00:26:10 So, lunchbox. Oh, she must know I'm spilling tea on her. That was the question. She must know. Yeah, yeah, probably. Did you know? No, I didn't. You didn't?
Starting point is 00:26:19 No. Did you know lunchbox? No. I don't know what I could have done that was tea worthy. Oh, mine's so good. Lunchbox, you go first. She spilled the tea on Morgan. What do you know?
Starting point is 00:26:29 Guys, let me tell you, I gave Morgan a call. It was a Wednesday afternoon at 3 p.m. And Morgan was drunk. Oh. At 3 p.m. on a Wednesday afternoon. Wednesday? And I am like, how do you have this kind of like? How do you know?
Starting point is 00:26:43 She's slurring, huh? Yeah, exactly. I called her to ask her a technology question and she's like, is this, it's, it's, it's, it's such a bottom. And she's slurring her words. I'm like, what? Is this right there in the bottom? And I'm like, no, no, I said your screen shot.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I don't have any screenshots. Wow. And she's hammered. And I was like, are you okay? Yeah, why? I guess she wasn't asleep, like just waking up. No, no, she was just slurring her words. I was like, this girl is drunk.
Starting point is 00:27:12 And I don't know if she thought she played it off well because she was giggle after she would talk. And I was like, she's obviously hammered. So I'm going to bring that to the show. I was like, I need the life where I can be hammered at 3 o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon. But you nap for hours and hours. Right. But when you were single, you probably did that. That's true.
Starting point is 00:27:29 But I'm fine. There you go. Morgan, do you have any response to this at all? Yeah, I was not drunk. I had just got back from the dentist and I had two fillings. So I was a little drugged up. And she was slurring because she didn't talk. And she answered the phone for work, even though she had just been to the dentist.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It didn't know by the word. She might want to say that when someone calls her and she's slurring her words. I thought I was doing pretty good at talking. How about you not come on the end and just scream someone's drunk? Just assuming, man. Well, what would you assume if you call someone at 3 o'clock in a Wednesday afternoon and they're slurring their words and giggling? And they don't mention anything about anything. Yeah, they're probably drunk.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Exactly. No, Bobby said it. You say, hey, are you okay? Did I just wake you up? You sound funny. It didn't sound like sleepy. Okay. Well, your tea has been unsuccessfully spilled. Wow.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I was a little drugged up, I will say, but it wasn't intentional. Yeah. Okay, lunchbox is tea. Unsuccessful. Now Morgan has tea on lunchbox. Morgan, you have the stage. All right. So I was walking in the hallway and I hear somebody just kind of talking on the phone and it starts getting louder.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I knew it was lunchbox. I see him. He doesn't see me. I'm like behind the wall. and he says on the phone to whoever he's talking to, he's like, yeah, yeah, I'll get some snacks from our green room to bring home for the kids' lunches. So he's stealing snacks that we have for guests to take home? Yes, and he was reiterating it.
Starting point is 00:28:51 And he was talking loudly, which I don't understand why. Like, I don't know if he didn't care if anybody heard it, but, like, he was straight up admitting to stealing the snacks that are not for him for his kids' lunches. Lunchbox? I wouldn't say I was admitting to stealing. My wife was just reminding me to steal. that I was supposed to bring home a couple bags of peanuts and a couple bars for their lunches for the next day
Starting point is 00:29:13 and I was like, I will remember because she had already texted me and then she had called me and I was like, I already got it. I know what I'm doing. So I wasn't admitting to stealing. I was just reaffirming my wife that I was going to grab them. But steal them. But does she know,
Starting point is 00:29:25 does she think you're going to the store or you're bringing them from... No, I told them I get them at work. Hey, Scoo Steve, what's the deal here with this stuff? This is my first time hearing. And it kind of makes me upset because we buy this for the guests, not for you and your family, and you make a lot of money you can afford your own
Starting point is 00:29:40 snacks. That's true. And guess what? Those artists make a lot of damn money, too. They can afford their own snacks. But they're coming to be a guest of our show. That's like going, hey, I'm going to invite you over a dinner party, but since you make money, you bring your own food. Were they going to fight? Who?
Starting point is 00:29:54 I mean, lunch, lunch, boss and school? Battle the D-works. Fine, fine. What I'll do is I'll have my kids come in, sit in the green room. They'll be a guest. They'll grab the snacks on the way out. If they're booked guests, they absolutely could be booked guests. No, please don't bring them up here.
Starting point is 00:30:07 But we can't. Why not? Because we're all going to get sick. That's true. They're all sick. I mean, who's been sick for like three weeks, Eddie? I mean, he's been discussing. Four weeks.
Starting point is 00:30:16 And you guys, I was like, that's no big deal. We're just kidding. We can't take stuff from this building that we buy because we don't have much anyway. I have to give away prizes out of my own pocket a lot of times for the show. So we can't take stuff from this unless you talk to Scoo Steve about it. And if he's like, you know what, the stuff's going to go bad, then you can have it. Right. No, not right.
Starting point is 00:30:34 You can't agree with me when I'm talking about what you. You did. Yeah. Okay. Yes, Amy. Well, so like Eddie makes coffee out of there. Is that allowed? Huh?
Starting point is 00:30:43 Yeah, you do. We can have it, right? But he's doing it on the show. Yeah. The lunchbox is starving on the show and he's like, I, blood sugar's low. He needs to go eat a snack. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Then he can go do that. Because I've taken a bar too. That's great. And you're going to eat it. Are you sure? Okay. But you can't take it home for your kids after you told your wife you're going to get it at the store.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Right. I have also bought coffee and dropped it off there. Oh, that's nice. So thank you. I'm contributing. We're 12 We're drunk We're thieves
Starting point is 00:31:08 Okay No Morgan wasn't drunk Oh yeah Because we are thieves Right right We are thieves Okay That is spill the tea
Starting point is 00:31:16 Let's spill the tea A win is a win A win A win is a win I don't care which I'll say Yep That's me Clever Taylor the fourth
Starting point is 00:31:27 You might have seen the skits The reactions My journey from basketball To college football Or my career in sports media Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators,
Starting point is 00:31:47 and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:17 And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wode. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and The Big Money Players Network. It's Will Farrell. Woo! Woo! My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really
Starting point is 00:32:43 give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:33:09 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest.
Starting point is 00:33:36 The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. Like a horror movie. They may have even made a movie somewhat like this. Was it based on this, Mike D?
Starting point is 00:34:15 No. Movie Mike? It just happens to be similar? So Natalia Grace Barnett, she's a little person with a rare bone growth disorder. She was adopted from Ukraine by a family here who thought she was six years old because that's what She was portraying. She looked six. Her adoptive parents later claimed she was a sociopathic adult, pretending to be a child.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Oh my gosh. Sorry, can you imagine? She's faking six. Wow. You have to act six all the time. Because all of a sudden you're smoking a cigarette in the backyard. Wait, what? You're like, you can't do that.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Michael and Christine Barnett of Indianapolis said that Natalia wanted to harm them and their biological children. Meanwhile, authorities charge the parents was neglecting their disabled daughter. So there are two coming from two different directions. I'm now looking at the girl. I don't know. Part of me goes she's six and part of it. It's like one of those seeing eyes. You'd look at it and the thing
Starting point is 00:35:13 would come out. You'd stare at it long enough. It would come out. Like if I just look, she looks like a kid, but if I stare at it long enough, one of those posters, it's like an adult comes out of it. It's crazy. So there's a whole docu-series. The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. It's on Investigation Discovery.
Starting point is 00:35:29 The filmmakers are holding, it's like Mythbusters back in the day, except I'm trying to figure out what the deal is behind this girl. Here we go. In the film, Barnett says that Christine gave Natalia a bath the day after the adoption. He said that his ex-wife was shocked to discover that their six-year-old brand new had, let's just say adult hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Down there. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Right. Oh. You didn't like that? Well, now, what do you say? Is it like because it's European? I mean, you could say there's a lot of things. I don't think you can... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:01 I don't know. That's the thing. So they said that she displayed disturbing behaviors like she'd pee in the car, she pooping the car. She'd smear the windows with the stuff. She'd throw herself out of the passenger door for attention. In the documentary, they say she started hoarding knives and once told them, I'm going to kill you in your sleep. Another time the father said she appeared at the foot of their bed with a knife in her hand. The same year, the parents successfully petitioned accord to change Natalia's birth records,
Starting point is 00:36:27 citing that she hadn't grown at all in their case. care, which was another tip off that she, if she hadn't grown, that means she could have stopped growing forever ago. So it determined that she was born on September 4th, 1989, some 14 years earlier than she had claimed. The court order said she was a 23 year old adult. That's from insider. I'm looking at another picture of her.
Starting point is 00:36:53 And she, this one's six years old. It's wild, how young. not just small, but how small and young-faced. Like, no signs of being in the 20s. And I wonder if she thought, I'll never get out of the situation in my country. Do I just act six to get out? Do I just act lost in six in Ukraine? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:19 How did she get busted? Like, did they turn her in? Well, like, all the things started to add up. Yeah, they started. So they just like said, hey, something's up here? The suspicion started with the bath, let's be honest. And then it goes to like, Bobby you're saying, like, your child is going to start growing at some point. But also, I mean, you could start just getting suspicious.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Like as a parent, you have all these feelings of, because some of that behavior, honestly, as you're preparing to adopt or foster, like, you're told, like, hey, there's trauma here. There's a lot going on. So some of that you might not associate with, like, something really, really being wrong. You're like, oh, they're taking out their trauma in this way with the poop and the, you're going. P. She looks six. But I'm telling you. Oh my goodness. There's some pictures you can find there or again if you stare at like the eye seeing eye post her
Starting point is 00:38:02 it comes out as an adult. So does she show up like at the, I guess if she was at an orphanage? She just showed up an act abandoned. Like what I was saying? Like how do you? And then you have to just stay with it. That's tough. If you're six and you're this girl but you're really 20,
Starting point is 00:38:17 don't you just play it cool for a while? And then go, ah, just kidding. I'm 21. I'm going to go now. I'm here in the States. I'm a citizen. I'm going to get out of here. Thanks, guys.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Good looking out. You steal the car, too. Yeah, you don't like catch over the knife. Yeah. Wild. You know, there's another thing here. American Idol ended a couple weeks ago. I didn't watch any of it this season.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Succession was off and on against it. And I don't know. I don't like the show. The show was awesome to me. But I don't really watch a lot of singing competition shows. And so I didn't watch. But then I started to like get involved after it was over because this guy, I don't even know how to say his name. But he was the Hawaiian kid.
Starting point is 00:38:56 who was kind of the guy that was going viral at the beginning. I think his name is E.M. I might say this wrong. I'm sorry. Is that you say it? So, Ray, can you play the club of E.M. Tongi at his audition? He's an 18-year-old from Hawaii. Looks like he's the traditional Hawaiian picture we're often shown. And so he won $205,000 and then a recording contract with Hollywood Records. Boom, wince.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Right? But everybody's mad. everybody's upset. Like, it's rigged. All the stories start to go. As American, I are rigged. Here's the thing. Not just about this show, but about life in general.
Starting point is 00:39:47 The most talented person doesn't always win. The person who can sing the best or add math the quickest or the person, they don't, they often don't win. It's a series of things. It's, are you pretty good? Are you competent? Are you nice, fun to be around? Do people like you? All of this matters.
Starting point is 00:40:06 Being liked matters. And I think he was. if not the best singer, he was the most liked. I think his dad died. You know, they talked about that. There's a lot that goes into these shows.
Starting point is 00:40:17 It wasn't rigged. And the headlines, it was just, I hate when a headline is, is American Idol rigged? And then you click in, it's like two Twitter comments where someone's like,
Starting point is 00:40:26 it's rigged. Yeah, that's dumb. Total clickbait. The person that they thought should have won was, his name's Colin Stowe. This is him singing Simple Man by Leonard Skinner.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Lots of the fixes in. There are people in country music in Nashville who are really great singers who haven't popped for one reason or another. They're better than some of the stars. There are some stars that just are okay. But they have that it factor about them. People like them, you know, what they're able to do around their music. So it's like, when I want to dance with stars, I was a bad dancer. But you know why I won?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Because I got the people. We got the people in. That's like life. You don't have to be the absolute best. It's great if you are. You don't have to be the absolute best to actually be the best. you got to have people like you too i just felt so bad for this kid there's a whole story like you know he's like you know i just have to embrace it and i enjoy the hate no you don't nobody ever
Starting point is 00:41:23 enjoys the hate if they're not doing it purposefully to get hate sometimes i will troll when i troll i enjoy the fruits of that but if i'm not trolling and people are like oh he sucks doesn't bother me as much but i never like it never i'm like makes me feel good that people think i suck I just felt bad for this kid. Wasn't rigged. Part of life, a big part of life is getting along with folks. People liking you.
Starting point is 00:41:52 That's it. So I hope he does well. E.M. Tongy. I saw just Sam, who won when I was on the show, was like playing in the subway again. And she was, like, embarrassed to say that she's back playing in the subway. Oh, she won when you were on there.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah, but she won in the COVID year as well. And that show is not, obviously, what it used to be, none of them are. I mean, look at the people from the voice. There's almost nobody from the voice who's, I mean, I don't know if I can name one that's like a star star. Anybody, a winner? No, I don't even know a winner.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Did she win? Yeah, Daniel Bradbury. Okay. But I would say if she's the, and I like Daniel, but if she's the top of the voice, V. Kelly Clarkson, V. Carrie Underwood, we could do that.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Like, idols put out much more massive stars. That being said, that show, the show's not, or even Gabby Barrett from when I was on. I mean, Gary Barrett didn't even win the show, American Idol when I was on it. I was working with her. But those shows now, you don't win and your world is handed to you.
Starting point is 00:42:56 You win and you have a platform for a minute. For a minute, you've got to kick it right in the nads for that minute when you get it. It's not about you won. You'll always be the idol. You'll always have a place here. Nope. You won this show.
Starting point is 00:43:07 You got to be on that show longer than anybody else. People got to follow you on social media. Now you have to use that to your advantage. That's what the show is. now you want some money you can get some followers a little bit of notoriety that's it so i hope em tongi uses it and i hate to see somebody go through that so that's what's up anything you know like add any i mean i just i think of like miranda lamber who what was she on the national star and like she didn't win that and so for anybody that comes in second third fourth fifth like
Starting point is 00:43:38 there's still hope for it doesn't mean you're not talented and look at other people that have done it Well, I don't, sure. And I don't think she got famous because of Nashville star. I think she went on the show, but I think she herself. That's what I mean. She wouldn't have to go on that show to end up being Miranda Lambert. What show was Morgan Wallin on? I've seen the voice.
Starting point is 00:43:55 The voice. He was like an R&B singer. Short hair, you know, pop R&B guy. You know, regardless, I hope the kid is happy and I hate that that's happening to him. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep.
Starting point is 00:44:13 That's me, Cliver Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
Starting point is 00:44:41 and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based so, I'm not. I'm going to be able to be able to. He said, if it was based so. solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.
Starting point is 00:46:32 From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcasts on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:46:56 I have all your number ones. Your number one pop song right now is from Miguel Shurthing. The number one alternative song is from Food Fighters, Rescue. The number one country song. song is Morgan Wallen. It's his fastest ever, number one. It's last night. I like it because he kind of like half-wraps. A little bit. Last night we let the liquor talk and everybody looked at me and it's like, where's the clock? And I was like, yo, yo, yo, I get on TikTok, yo, and then what's the mocking bird? And I'm like, dang, and then he goes back into it. I'm like, huh. It's like Sam Hunt
Starting point is 00:47:49 walked so Morgan Wallen could run. Wow. Wow. That's a good song. Here's Amy's pile of stories. People are skip lagging. when they're booking flights so that they can get cheaper tickets. And what this means is you book a flight with a layover and the intended destination, you don't even want to go there. You want to stay where the layover is. So if the layovers in Chicago, you've got to stay there for an hour before you fly somewhere else,
Starting point is 00:48:15 you really just want to go to Chicago the whole time. But how do you make it where your layover is where you want it to be? Exactly. You have to do a little bit of research. You can like start to look. You can see where your layovers are, but people are just saying like, whoa. That saved you money?
Starting point is 00:48:29 Yeah, how much we're saving here? It can save you like in the hundreds of dollars. I feel like you just made that number of. I'll be honest, because there was an um there. Listen, I get how occasionally that probably works out that way. Where the layover city, if you wanted to go to Chicago, you can find a cheaper ticket. If you want to go to Chicago, trying to get from Nashville to Tulsa with Chicago Layover, then Nashville to Chicago.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Right. So it's also called throwaway ticketing because that final ticket, you're basically just a no-show. It's too complicated. I booked the wrong thing. I'm going to tell you right now. I'd end up in another country or something, and I'd be like, I don't know where I am. Okay. Well, it could be cheaper than a nonstop flight, so give it a try.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Or I would accidentally get on. Like I would go to my place, Chicago, and I'm like, well. Oh, Tulsa, go now? I'd go out to the terminal. Oh, crap. I was supposed to stay here. I mean, good point. You have to remember what your plan is.
Starting point is 00:49:18 But it essentially becomes a nonstop, even though it wasn't meant to be. All right. I love a good road rage story. Do you? Do you? You love a good one? I love a good one because we get to use it as a reminder to people. To people, meaning Eddie.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Oh, boy, here we go. And listeners that might have a little bit of anger. Because really what road rage is is you have anger stored up in you and this is your excuse to get rid of it. If you're like- Thoughts on that? No. No, no, no. I'm usually happy until someone cuts me off.
Starting point is 00:49:44 You are, but you're so happy all the time that there's something inside of you. Right. I don't know. And then you get to say, well, it's okay. I have road rage. You use that as your way to get it out. Well, man, this one road rage. incident resulted in a crowbar and a gun.
Starting point is 00:50:00 This guy comes... Gun wins. I'm going to say right now. We can go to the next door because if they're fighting, gun wins. This guy goes to this woman's car and starts beating her window with a crowbar. Well, she's... Like a light? Does he follow her into a parking lot?
Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah, I mean, they were... It was a rush hour incident, so I assume you're kind of sort of trapped with traffic. And beats the crowbar, but she is licensed to carry. She's probably got some target practice because she's... She gets out her gun and shoots him in their groin. Yeah, good shot. Well, a lot of states, you don't even have to be licensed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:33 You just have to have five, well, I have four fingers. Whatever can hold the gun. As long as you have that, you can. Well, I liked that she was carrying properly. And she called the police, reported the incident. The man got in his car, tried to drive away, but then he ended up, like, getting out of his car and falling out because he was so much pain.
Starting point is 00:50:50 But she was cooperating with the police because she did nothing wrong. That's true. So I'm making sure I was beating him on my window with a crowbar. But I wonder what she, did on the road that made him so mad. That's what I was thinking. Is that what you were thinking? Is that what you were thinking? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:03 But Amy says that he was already mad. All it says is road rage incident. Well, Jellyroll says that his criminal record recently cost him his dream home. It was that a gated community, his offer got accepted, but it never went through because they wouldn't let a
Starting point is 00:51:18 convicted felon live there and he was talking about it with Joe Rogan. I've carried that unexpungible felony for 20-something years. It prohibits me from getting houses. I mean, life insurance, homeowner insurance is higher if I can get it at all. I can't get life insurance at all. Most of them won't give you a decent policy as a felon.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Dude, I can't volunteer at the YMCA. The young men's a Christian academy. Me and my wife just got turned down for a house. I'm in a place in life where I go to buy my dream home, guard gated community, golf course. Man, I'm crying. They accept my offer. Everything's going cray. I'm like, it's ain't be real.
Starting point is 00:51:50 They turn me around and say, no, the golf course won't let a felon be a part of the community. Are we sure it's a felon and not that his name is Jelly? roll when he signs up on the application. Let's see. Let's see here. Who's up next? Board? Let's look at the application of Mr. Roll, jelly roll.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah, I mean, that's the rules. It's the rules. If he's a felon, that's the other felon. You know, do we adjust the rule? That's the question. Do we fix the rules? I don't think he's being wronged because that is the rules. But rules can be changed.
Starting point is 00:52:21 And maybe there's a limit. Maybe there's a limit. Like if you're a good guy for 10 years. nothing else, some of that stuff comes off your record. Well, and then I think he's also proven he gives back to the community so much trying to keep young people out of jail. Or if you're famous, immediately. Yeah, checked. Yeah, check.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Is he famous? He has 10 felonies. But who is it? Mr. Roll. Good, we're good. Let him out. He's good. I don't know that he has 10 felonies.
Starting point is 00:52:49 All right, go ahead. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a doggy angel. Vicky from Tampa is known as the doggy angel who saves dogs on the highway. Back in 2019, she found a dog on Interstate 275. She made the news. Well, Mother's Day this year, she sees another Chihuahua on the same stretch of interstate. She's dodging cars, left, right, ooh, back to the shoulder. Then the dog gets hit by a car. Oh, yeah. Chihuahua goes to the hospital.
Starting point is 00:53:30 The vet says, oh, don't worry, non-life-threatening injuries. Band-Aid here, stitches here, little, you know, cone here. And then she had to find the owner. And she found the owner who'd been searching for her dog, who escaped the backyard, and hears her talking about getting her princess back. I was in tears right away and so happy. I couldn't even explain it. Just, it felt like a Mother's Day blessing to find my little girl.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Man, getting your dog back's awesome. because I lost, I mean, I lost Ella for eight hours, drove around for like four. I don't know she was missing the whole time. We were gone because Stanley was in the hospital. She was waiting for a breakout time. Ella broke out because the other dog's in the hospital. She planned.
Starting point is 00:54:10 It sucks when your dog's gone. You don't know if they could have been hit by a car. And this one did get hit by a car. And still this one was there to save it. Yeah, doggy angel. I mean, got her wings. So the angel flies? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:54:21 She didn't get her wings because she didn't die. Oh, okay. Well, he just says, look at a bird playing doggy. So I figure she... No, no, it's like, what comes and saves it? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a doggy angel.
Starting point is 00:54:31 No, no, no. It's a bird as a plane. That was for Superman because he would fly. Because he fly. You know what I mean? Oh. It's okay. I was still into it.
Starting point is 00:54:39 I still think she's kind of like an angel because she's looking over these dogs on the interstate. Yeah. And then my question is like, man, are you really getting out there and stop and like, like, oh. Like, how do you get a dog? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, ew. Like, I like dogs, but...
Starting point is 00:54:53 I just thought of a really sad story. We don't want it here. No, we're not doing it here. No, this is Tell Me Something Good. No sad stories. Lunchbox, great job. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Starting point is 00:55:04 A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifers Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voice. that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 00:55:28 So let's get to it. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.
Starting point is 00:55:54 from hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcasts on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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