The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Why Is Lunchbox Officially a “Free Agent” + Amy Used Alexa To Teach Her Kids What Something Meant + Mailbag: 13-year-Old Too Young To Date

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Find out why Lunchbox is now a "free agent" after a team quit on him. Plus, hear the question Amy's kids asked her that she had to use Alexa to help explain. Mailbag: A listeners 13-year-old daughter ...met a boy at her best friend's birthday party, and he asked her out on a date to the mall and movies. Her dad thinks 13 is too young to go on a date unsupervised, but he does not want to be a helicopter parent. We share our thoughts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target.
Starting point is 00:00:51 He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe, on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever.
Starting point is 00:01:21 He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up? Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go around the room. This first person has recently been accepted into the ducking life as a Jeep owner. and he says one day he'd like to be a kidney donor.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Hey, if that opportunity lends itself, I'll be there. Here's producer ready. Guys, I rode for the first time in a tiny plane. I saw this Instagram story that you posted. I was like, you're out of your mind. I felt the same way. So here's what happened. I went to lunch with a friend of mine.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I hadn't seen two years. We're talking at lunch. He's like, man, I bought a plane. I've been taking lessons for years. Tiny plane. Yes. And I'm like, wow, that's awesome. And he's like, actually, I got to fly it over to another airport.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Do you want to come with me? And I was like, well, I'm not doing anything. Let's go. Dude, we go. We drop up to his hangar. It looks like a garage at the airport. And he pulls it himself out. That's how light this plane is.
Starting point is 00:02:55 He pulls it out. With his hands? With his hands. Just walking backwards. And I'm like, hey, how much this thing weigh? Like 100 pounds? He's like, it's not heavy. I felt it.
Starting point is 00:03:04 It's not heavy. He literally just grabbed the plane and pulled it? There's like some metal thing that you put on the front wheel and you just drag it. Okay. But still he's not in the That's incredible Amazing. So we get in there
Starting point is 00:03:15 He puts the headset Are you nervous? Yeah Especially like how light it is I'm thinking like Oh my gosh This is like we're a piece of paper In the middle of the air
Starting point is 00:03:23 So we take off I mean he's doing the whole flight control thing Like I'm permission to take off And I'm like this is crazy Dude those tiny planes They move in ways I've never felt an airplane move It goes left right
Starting point is 00:03:34 The tail wiggle waggles Everything you drop a little bit You go up And it's one prop It's one fan in the front of the plane doing this whole thing. And I'm like, this is crazy. If you looked at me, I was like, this is awesome, man. This is fun.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Deep inside, I was like stressing out. Would you do it again? I don't know. The cool thing is, like, he can get to the beach in two hours. He's like, dude, you want to go to Florida? Let's go. Tomorrow. I'm like, that's pretty boring.
Starting point is 00:03:59 But the bad thing is you may die in a fire crash because the plane. That's true. How long were you in it? The flight was probably 20 minutes. But, dude, I was really, I was just like, let's get there faster. I saw it. And I was like, I'd never do this. in yours. That's crazy. It's really crazy. Thank you, Eddie. His wardrobe consists of rotating two
Starting point is 00:04:15 hoodies when he comes to work every day, and he likes to harass phone, screen, or Abby in every single way. Here's Lunchbox. I did it, guys. I did it. I signed up as a free agent for my soccer because I got cut. My team didn't want me back. And I said, all right, you know what? At 41 years old, I could retire or I could just sign up as a free agent get thrown on a random team, so I will be on a random team. And this might be the motivation I need to win another championship. You know how athletes they get cut or they get traded. Like, oh, you know what? That really sparked the, you know, firing me again.
Starting point is 00:04:44 So I'm back. I'm going to be a free agent. Why do you think you got cut? I don't know. Jealousy? Come on. It could be jealousy. Maybe I'm too intense.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Maybe I take it too serious. What do you think the real reason is, though? I really have no idea. I felt like a couple of the new people on the team. Like, I don't think they really liked me. And you think that's what it is? Do you think that your level of playing has stayed the same? Yeah, and I think maybe I'm too intense.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Maybe I'm just... Do you suck? Are you do suck now? No, I don't suck. And maybe I'm abrasive. Well, that's true. We knew that's true. And so, like, because the two new people are the first ones that respond to the text when I said, hey, who's in for next season? They're like, ah, we're out.
Starting point is 00:05:23 And I was like, okay, the two new people, I kind of felt like they didn't like me. But it's natural. You're 42? 41. 41? Your athletic ability should be diminishing a little bit. Yeah. But it's not?
Starting point is 00:05:34 No. Okay. Let us. know how it goes. So they just pick somebody random. It's like when your kids are six and they're on baseball teams and they just pick people. Yeah, you just get put on a random team. They put it in an email and say, here's your team. What did you put your name down as?
Starting point is 00:05:48 I had to put my real name because I got to sign up. Are they going to know what's you? That's the problem, you know? They're going to be like, dang, we got a celebrity in our league. Oh my gosh. All right. Moving on. This next person won't employ the month in May, and everybody can just hope she didn't blow that entire $1 that she won away.
Starting point is 00:06:05 All right. Amen. I decided to let my son watch the jelly roll documentary that's on Hulu with me. And the reason why I say that's a deal is because, well, there's lots of language. And Jelly Roll is smoking stuff. And just I debated it. And then ultimately I decided, okay, this is a story of, you know, Jelly Roll's life was one way. I mean, he was in and out of jail from, you know, a teenager to his 20s. and it's a story of, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:37 someone that had an opportunity to change and they took it and that the choices we make can impact us the rest of our life. I'm just thinking of the different things that Stevens and I got to talk about because of it. And that's one of them, like, why some kids go to jail, like what you could do and where, what that looks like. And then also that, yeah, smoking that stuff is legal. Some places, not all, it's a lot of cigarette.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Like, there were so many questions. Did you like it? Yes. It was, I mean, it's really, really good. Like, I highly recommend it. Just know that there is language. And you can talk to your kids. I mean, your kids, it's not like they've never heard that stuff before.
Starting point is 00:07:16 And it's just such a powerful story of overcoming something. Oh, and the big takeaway, too, was that every kid and every person, for that matter, just needs to feel loved and worthy. And Jelly Roll said that. And I feel like that stuck with Stevenson of like, Oh, yeah, you know, that is good. Being loved and feeling worthy. Because in Jellyroll's mind, like, that's what is going to help keep kids out of jail,
Starting point is 00:07:43 not just continuing to punish them over and over. It's on Hulu, right? It's on Hulu, and it's good. It's real good. Yeah. Right? From Mount Pine, Arkansas, he went to the softball championships as a fan, and it looks like he got a tan.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Bobby Bones. All right. Hey, I'll just say this. This is a little bit of, again, in the weeds, inside baseball. But how we do our show is we come on the air, obviously, and we know if the kids are waking up and going to school, they're up a little earlier. And so we don't get dirty on the show anyway.
Starting point is 00:08:09 We don't do blue content. We don't curse. And one may actually slip out occasionally. But we don't. But if we do anything like that, like morning, corny after dark or any of the stuff that's like a news story about SEX, you know, we put that after like 8.30, 8, 20, 8.30.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Because usually the kids are in school by then. That being said, the kids are now sleeping in later because they're not in school. So any of that content, it's not bad anyway. I'm just letting everybody know. It's done earlier in the morning now than later because kids will be awake later. Good. We get dirty earlier.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Dirty early. I like that. We get dirty early. We don't ever get dirty. You guys know that. But I'm just letting you know any of the content that's like borderline, we would always put to the end of the show. Now I've put it in the beginning of the show because most kids are not awake now because they're not going to school. Everybody good on that?
Starting point is 00:08:56 Yeah. There are summer camps, though, you know? I hear you, but I just got to play the numbers here. Or if your kids hear something that they shouldn't, it leads to conversation. That's right. And then they should watch the jelly roll documentary and see what it's like really hard for. Yeah. Okay, let's go.
Starting point is 00:09:10 It's Wednesday's show. Thank you guys for being here. It's that time. Time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My 13-year-old daughter came to me instead of boy asked her out.
Starting point is 00:09:28 He wants to take her to the mall. into a movie. He's a nice boy who she recently met at her best friend's birthday party and they've been talking since the end of school. I don't want to be a helicopter parent and have her miss out on these teenage experiences, but her father, that's who I am and I feel that 13 is too young to go on an unsupervised date. It's 13 too young to date. Can I let her go unsupervised? Thank you. Amy, you go. You have a daughter, same situation. She's a little older. now, but you've been through it? Yeah, she's 16 now, but also, I think
Starting point is 00:10:04 it's the maturity level of your child and what kind of 13 are they? I think for me, 13 would have been way too young. I couldn't go on an unsupervised date. I could have a boyfriend, but I wasn't like... Could you go on a supervised date if it was you, him, and
Starting point is 00:10:20 your mom? Yeah, like, or if other friends were going, like we weren't just like one-on-one. That was allowed. I do remember doing that. For me, I had to be 16. But listen, this boy can't drive either. So a parent's going to be dropping them off no matter what.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Unless he stole the car. Oh, right. So, you know, I would, I would assess, okay, what kind of daughter is your 13-year-old? What kind of relationship do you all have? How does she do in school? What are her grades? What kind of personality does she have? I would assess how to say the word no.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Really? 13, non-supervised? Let me assess again. To the mall? No. Well, there's people in the mall. They sneak off. unsupervised.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I don't have kids, so I'm going to say this easily. No. You're under 15 we can talk because maybe you're going out with a 16 year old boy. And there's that close eight. You're 16 year old daughter.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Can she date? I guess she could. We haven't had that. Well, thankfully we don't have to, I haven't had to worry about that. I will be very curious to see what starts to happen in the next year.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Eddie? What? 13 year? What are you thinking I'm talking about? What? the middle of a segment here. Man, I zoned out because 13 year old.
Starting point is 00:11:33 God knows what he's doing. He didn't give me four girls. He gave me four boys. I would not let her date ever. Oh my God. You know what any is going to do. 18, 19. She let a 13 year old son
Starting point is 00:11:42 go on an unsupervised date? Yish. Trying to picture my boy. He's 15. He hasn't gone on any dates. You're 15 year old. If he's like, Dad, I want to go out by myself. Drop us off.
Starting point is 00:11:52 15. Yeah. I've raised him. So I think I know what he's capable of doing. And I think he's responsible enough to do the right thing. I think he is too. I think your son is. And Amy's got a point. It is a case by case.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Personality by personality decision. But when it comes to that, 13, no. No. Well, also, I don't know what are their siblings they have running around, but if there's a little brother or little sister, you throw them in their next? No, that never works. Because I would tag along my brother and he would be like, wait over there
Starting point is 00:12:20 while I make out with his chick. Yeah, all the time. And I'd be like, well, that was fun. Okay, then send an older one and you got it. Send him both. Sit everybody. That's the point. No. No. Don't. But when she gets mad at you, you're like, oh, you're not being cool.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You can make her a deal. Look, when you're 14 and a half, then we can really start talking about this. But right now, I just got to be not your friend. I got to be your parent. No, no, 13's too young. Whoever the boy is or whatever the case, maybe would be like, hey, would love for him, can he come hang out over here with us, have dinner with us? I want to get to know him. Or you take him.
Starting point is 00:12:53 I think that's important, too. You take him. Eddie's parents try that once. The brother was like, you guys hang over there and make out with this girl. It didn't work. No. All right. Thank you. That's the mail bag. Close it up.
Starting point is 00:13:01 We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 00:13:31 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be.
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Starting point is 00:14:34 in this new season of The Girlfriends. Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the Girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever. you get your podcast. I'm Ago Wadam.
Starting point is 00:15:14 My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through. And I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
Starting point is 00:15:58 If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, so what did you find?
Starting point is 00:16:21 Well, I follow your rich BFF on Instagram. Her name's Vivian. Okay, I don't know her. It's not my rich BFF. No, but that's the handle at. At your. Everybody looked at me like, who's that? Who's that?
Starting point is 00:16:33 Eddie's my broke BFF. Yeah, yeah, very different. So she used to work on Wall Street. She's very relatable, but she gives you all kinds of tips and tricks. And something she posted the other day was how luxury brands, like some stores, have a similar tactic of checking you up and down eyeballs to like make you feel insecure. Like, what are you doing? You can't shop here. And then it makes you want to prove them wrong.
Starting point is 00:16:59 It makes you want to shop there. Cool. Have you ever walked into a fancy, schmancy furniture store or designer boutique and a sales associate gives you the up, down, judgey side eye? and then you felt self-conscious about them thinking you couldn't afford the items in the store? Yeah, they're doing that on purpose. Salespeople will deliberately act rude and condescending to trick you into thinking you have something to prove. That's interesting. Mostly, if that happens, I go, they're right.
Starting point is 00:17:24 And I walk out. No, with your head down. I'm like, they must know the real me. But that's, I didn't know that was actually a tactic. And imagine though you're somebody that works at the store and you're like, yeah, I'll do that. Because I got to imagine they're decent people working there and they're like,
Starting point is 00:17:39 no, here's what you're going to do, Betty. When someone walks in, you look at them at a tool and you snarl your nose like, you don't not belong here. Okay, sure. I'm going to go in next time. Are you acting?
Starting point is 00:17:47 Is this a tactic? Did they tell you to do that? And they're like, no, sir. You're staring at me up. Yeah, I know, but look at what you're wearing, sir. Interesting. And so what else does she do on this site? She gives investment advice,
Starting point is 00:18:01 like money saving tips, like airline stuff, like all different kinds of things. Like she has built a whole brand through her Instagram. Like I saw she was on the Today Show. It's just, she's got quick like 30, 60 second videos that are just helpful. Your dot rich BFF is the name. Speaking of which, we got to get an update on our stocks soon.
Starting point is 00:18:22 Oh, yeah. Oh, she could probably help us with that. No, where are you getting the portfolio? Not now, not now. Yeah, I'm getting the portfolio out. He has to turn his phone on and get on his app. Later, we'll do a stock update, okay? It's time for the good news.
Starting point is 00:18:34 With Amy. It is really cool to have a special bond with a teacher. And Tiana Gilbert was teaching middle schoolers at Roberts Academy in Cincinnati, Ohio. And she was so close to four particular students. She moved away from Ohio, but she's remained close to the kids. And now it's time for them to graduate. She took a 2,100 mile road trip to surprise them on their big graduation day. It's a long drive.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I mean, face time, bro. That's awesome. Really, that is awesome. And teachers, you know, some of them we don't deserve because they don't get paid enough and they do way more. And this teacher definitely didn't have to do that. You guys have any teacher you look back at
Starting point is 00:19:19 and you're like completely positively influenced by that teacher? Amy? Not so much. What? Is that you or them? It's probably just the kind of student I was. I wish I could go back now and go to school. I feel like I would be a very different student.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I guess I have one that like she's part of why in my head sometimes I don't feel smart, but at the same time, she also challenged me. She didn't. She just in, well, in a roundabout way, there was a time. There was a time where I really showed up and excelled at something, and she acted so shocked and surprised in front of the whole class, like, well, like, wasn't expecting that. And at a time I should have been celebrating because I did do well, I felt shame because, right. Man.
Starting point is 00:20:04 That's a bad. And the name of this teacher. The bad. Yeah. Just tell me something bad. Maybe not feel good. Dot com, whatever it is. I've reworked the storyline.
Starting point is 00:20:12 I am smart. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie? Miss English, man. She was awesome. She just would do like Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Pofetti, fanana, nana, faux Fetti.
Starting point is 00:20:20 And I was like, no, I love this teacher. I'll never forget it. No, I know. How did that? No, I was just happy to go to class every day. That's legit. You know what I mean? Like, I get it.
Starting point is 00:20:29 No, no, no, no. You're not understanding. No, what? How did that impact your life? I'm telling you, for the first time I wanted to go to school because I want to hear that song. I wanted to see the sing-liff. You know, like it. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Okay. Okay. Okay. I like it. Lunchbox? Oh, yeah. Ms. Butler's second grade. I mean, she let me slap her butt and pinch her butt every single day.
Starting point is 00:20:46 What is this segment gone to? I was going to say, Bobby, you should be. We got trauma from it. Eddie just likes to go to a class because the teacher sings to him. She was awesome. Lunchbox is slapping somebody's butt. Yeah, my teacher. And then I would get putting time out on purpose just so I could stare at her legs.
Starting point is 00:20:59 What are you talking about? Because I'd sit behind her desk. I mean, it was awesome. Share your story. Second grade. Well, no, there's a couple. I mean, I've one in high school, Mr. Moschinsky, who he taught physics and taught all the science, like the science maths.
Starting point is 00:21:14 You need to work them together. And I really wasn't where I thrived in the math part of it. I think I made a 24 of my ACT-N math, which was a good, but it's my lowest by far. And he kind of realized it wasn't my thing. So he kind of held me to a standard, but he also was like, hey, you're really good. good at this, you should also work on this. We know where you're going. I need you to focus on this.
Starting point is 00:21:36 And so I thought that was super cool. And then I had a philosophy teacher in college, my freshman year, never taken philosophy before. And never actually had a real conversation with him as a person, but I remember just, I mean, being shell-shocked almost at things I learned and how I felt after this philosophy class. And then I was going to go and give him in-person appreciation. I said, I'm going to do it when I go back after this semester because I really want him to know he changed my life.
Starting point is 00:22:05 It's super hard class. And he died right before I got to be able to go back and tell him. And that's one of those situations where I'm like, hey, I regret just not doing it then because I could have. Instead of going, I'm going to wait until next year when we come back from summer. He died in the middle. Man. But so, yeah, those are, Mr. Moshecki's alive, though.
Starting point is 00:22:23 That's good. Yeah, and sadly, you've never let me slap his butt. And did he ever sing to you? Oh, man. You ever go, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. I mean, does coach Gandalf count as a teacher? No, it counts as a coach. No.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I didn't know if sometimes coaches do. Sometimes they teach. Well, he's a terrible teacher. They were so bad. All the football coach teachers are terrible. He was like, I can stand on this side of the piece of paper, and you can sit on that side of the piece of paper. This is in class, and I bet you can't hit me.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I love it. And the student's like, what do you mean? He goes, if I stand on this side of the piece of paper, put my foot on this side of the piece paper, I lay it on the ground, and you put your foot on this side of the piece paper, I bet you, you can't hit me. And the kid's like, all right. I knew better to get in because I knew there was some trick to it. I didn't know what the trick was.
Starting point is 00:23:02 And he goes, okay. And the kid's like, yeah, sure, I'll do it. And he goes, what if I, what if I can't? And he goes, well, you have to clean something, some chore. And he goes, deal. And Coach Gandalf takes a piece of paper, puts it under the door and then shuts the door. He stands on one side of it. And he's got to stand on the other side.
Starting point is 00:23:17 He goes, can't hit me, can you? Clean the boards. And he's like, class dismissed. Yeah. Coach Gandalf, big influence, discipline, kind of a father figure, you know, appreciate, but not as a teacher, teacher. A teacher in life, but not a teacher in the class. room.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Gotcha. All right, that's what's up. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. We're going to talk about celebrities that are billionaires in a second, but it's the perfect lead in here this segment. So your kids are asking you, how do they even know about gold diggers? Oh, I have no idea, but out of nowhere, my son just says, like, hey, mom, how do you
Starting point is 00:23:51 tell if someone's a gold digger? Was this exact question? Did you go context, please? I think, well, I just was like, went to my, usual default and said go ask Alexa. Son him away. And if this were 10 years ago I would say maybe they heard this song
Starting point is 00:24:08 and then wonder, but it's not like this song's played anywhere anymore. It's not current. So what did Alexa tell him? Well, to spot a gold digger, you watch out for someone who asks about what you own, like what you earn, your stock options early on in your relationship. This is specifically answering
Starting point is 00:24:25 how to tell if someone is a gold digger. Does he have a girl that likes him and he's wondering if she's gold digger? No. No. There was something that's about to say, but he asked me, do not say this on the Bobby Bone Show. So I can't say what I was about to say,
Starting point is 00:24:39 but I can say this. See how they respond when you ask them about their career. For example, if they're happy to stay in a low-level job or not have one at all, they may be looking for someone to fund their lifestyle. So if you're wondering if someone's a gold digger, you're supposed to go, so what do you feel like you're going to do with your career?
Starting point is 00:24:57 And they're like, I'm chill right here. I don't make much. I don't really like it that much, but I'm cool. Gold digger. But I want to live this champagne lifestyle. But I also want to have got it. Right. She even suggested, if you want to test out your partner,
Starting point is 00:25:12 give them an inexpensive but thoughtful, light-hearted gift. It's kind of like a flower. And if they're a gold digger, they'll dismiss it. Cubic circonia. Well, no, that's the trick-em. Yeah. To make them think it's real. Yeah, that's a trick-im.
Starting point is 00:25:26 That's a trick-em. Also, be cautious if your partner, often has sudden emergencies that cause them to need money from you, which is a typical excuse used by gold diggers. That's a swindler. That's a scam. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got?
Starting point is 00:25:40 The true definition of a gold digger, in case anybody knows, it's a person who is in a romantic relationship, marriage or whatever to a wealthy person is and they're primarily motivated by the desire for money. Like they just want to be with them because of the money. Yeah. And I have tips to avoid gold diggers. Don't pretend to be rich. But what if you are? Should you... Well, the next one is don't show off.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Got it. Don't mention that you're rich. Yeah, if you're pretending to be rich and you're not, everybody loses. Right. Even the gold digger. You lose, gold digger loses. You wasted a bunch of money.
Starting point is 00:26:15 You know, flexing when you really can't. Like instead of a sugar daddy, you'd be like a debt daddy. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Listen to your friends, because oftentimes they can spot one maybe before you can.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Don't dress too nicely. Live in a normal house. Don't dress too nicely. What do you mean? If you're trying to like, you know, repel gold tickers. Live in a normal house. Make sure your expensive cars are stored away. And then lastly, don't go to fancy restaurants too often.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Okay. I'll remember that. So what were the tips you gave your son? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, please remember that. What were the tips you gave your son about this? Oh, I, well, no, I, Alexa. Oh, you sent them all to Alexa?
Starting point is 00:26:58 And then you never talked about it again with him? I was over there taking notes. I was like, wait, this is again? I'm like writing this stuff down and typing it and trying to be like, oh, this is good. Like, I want to collect this stuff because some people might be getting gold dug right now. Do you worry about your gold getting dug now that you're single? No.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Why not? Why not? You going to eat in nice places? No, she puts the expensive cars away. Maybe some of these tips you need to keep in putting your pocket. Trust me. If I go out with someone that is not motivated to work, that's going to be a problem. I don't care how much they make as long as they, success doesn't mean money.
Starting point is 00:27:41 But if they're passionate about what they do and they actually like put forth effort. But what are they really cool though? Yeah. No, no. It's really hot. They have eight abs. No. I could not.
Starting point is 00:27:51 I would be zero percent attracted to someone that just wanted to just stay home all day. Do you guys think that's why? lunchbox dresses the way he does. Keep the gold diggers away? He's married. That's right. What do you mean that's right? I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:28:07 What's right? What's right about any of that? All of it. I know. Like, I want to keep the gold diggers away. But also, I mean, gold digger, you can come be a gold digger all you want because you're separate baking house so you ain't getting it.
Starting point is 00:28:21 So, dig, dig, dig. His wife has a different account. No, but you will buy them stuff. I don't really buy my wife's stuff. I mean, At all? I couldn't tell you the last thing I bought my wife. Wasn't one of y'all do, like if you're going out with someone for the first time, you go to a...
Starting point is 00:28:37 I did. I used it all the time. Like, first date? That's it. I go like a little crappy taco place. Oh. See how they respond. I'd never try to impress anybody. Also, I didn't have very much money than either. So my point then wasn't the gold digger.
Starting point is 00:28:48 It was like, I'm not going to overextend myself and go fancy for a couple reasons. One, because I don't only got it. And then two, because I don't want them to think this is what normal is. and their expectations be I. Right. Yeah. I just think that lunchbox should maybe invest in your wife a little bit, you know? I do.
Starting point is 00:29:08 I give her kisses here and then. What's up? I heard Scoobo Steve heard his vasectomy because he got. Oh, my God. I was getting it on early. Wait, what? No, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I hear him on the phone going, yeah, I think I aggravated it because I did the dirty right when we got home. What? The doctor said not to do it right away, but I had to. Is that true, Scoo, Steve? I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that, but we got home. You're injured. It's like you're a surgery on your arm and you go pitch the next day. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:35 It's a euphoric moment. We get home. My wife's all excited. I can't tell her no. Yes. Yes. You're injured. And so she wants to go.
Starting point is 00:29:43 And so I go. It's her. You're putting it on her. Put it on her. And I put it down. And then we find out. Oh, my gosh. And I find out like maybe a couple hours later.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I'm like, man, I'm really hurting. That's why you were hurting so bad. That's why it was so abnormal. And then I scan the coat. on the sheet that it gave me to all the information what to do in post and one of them was don't do that and yeah I did that you came him immediately after surgery
Starting point is 00:30:05 and worked the part that had been surgically repaired I mean the engine in the van was still warm that's how quickly we went right for it okay engine in the van yeah like his just got him home I got it maybe yeah he was being literal about the engine in the van
Starting point is 00:30:21 yeah yeah yeah yeah doesn't you have somebody got it got it I do want to say this on Friday I just want to give you guys a head up, we've teamed up with building homes for heroes to help veteran United States Marine Corps Corporal Aaron Mankin and his two children. We have a limited edition, patriotic Pimp and Joy Line that's on sell Friday at Bobby Bones.com, 10 Eastern. We don't keep any of the money. Again, we don't keep any of the money. And we're going to help out United States Marine Corps Corporal Aaron Manchin. And on May 11, 2005, while deployed near the Syrian border of Iraq, Corporal Mancon's vehicle
Starting point is 00:30:50 was attacked with an improvised explosive device, otherwise known as an IED. And here he is explaining what happened. Our track just happened to hit a stack mine that threw a 26-ton vehicle 10 feet in here. I don't know how I escaped it, Bobby, to tell you the God honest truth. I mean, it took the lives of six Marines. I had to give my face and my flesh and a few fingers, but honestly, every day it's been a blessing since. And since then, he's undergone 70 surgeries, and we want to help him out and build him a house that is more suitable to his lifestyle after all these surgeries and injuries. So Friday, 10 a.m. Eastern, 9 Central, 8, Mountain, 7 Pacific.
Starting point is 00:31:29 It'll go live at Bobby Bones.com. And again, we don't keep any of the money. Let's do it again. I think we've built six homes so far. Yeah, this will be the seventh. And you get this stuff in time for 4th of July. So it's an awesome way to be patriotic, but also when you're there, it's a conversation started. Like, oh, I'm in Joy, what is that?
Starting point is 00:31:45 And you can say, oh, I just bought this year to build a home for the sky. And he served our country. Bobbybones.com, put it in your calendar. That'll happen. we've sold out before. Hopefully we won't sell it. Hopefully we will, but hopefully we can keep it. It's just a fine line, right? We want to produce as much we possibly can.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Sometimes the overwhelming demand puts us on a back order, but we don't want that. We want you guys to buy up quickly on Friday. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen
Starting point is 00:32:16 the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
Starting point is 00:32:42 and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always. always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:33:05 And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And Rule 2, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man.
Starting point is 00:33:37 A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network, it's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Starting point is 00:34:24 My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:34:49 He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I'll give you two celebrities who became billionaires. You tell me who became a billionaire first, meaning youngest. Oh, wow. For example, Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian. Oh, Kylie. That's easy. She was little. No, 21.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Easy, you know. Not little. I mean, you know. Little was like nine. We knew her. I mean, when were we introduced to her? Like, she was what? 10?
Starting point is 00:35:41 11? Something like that. My wife is now watching it from the beginning. So you see the show. That's crazy. Okay, here we go. Write your answer down. Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos, who became a billionaire earlier?
Starting point is 00:35:52 Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos? I don't even know who's older than that. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Lunchbox? Bezos. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:36:03 Musk. Elon Musk was 41 when he became a billionaire. Jeff Bezos was 35. Oh, wow. Yeah. The answer is Jeff Bezos. And he was Amazon the whole time? Book so first and pivoted.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Wow. Amazon was a bookstore. Yeah, I remember that. Next up, Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg? Who become a billionaire first? B, billionaire. How many millions is a billion? Lunchbox?
Starting point is 00:36:30 A hundred. That's a hundred million. Oh, then I don't even know. 10,000? Say again? 10,000? No? A thousand million is a billion.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Thousand million. Yeah, just 9 million. Right, right. Yeah. Dang, man, I wish I'd be there. You're on your way. I'd be there. Hey, who are we doing right now?
Starting point is 00:36:53 You're on your way. Keep working, man. Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg. You got this. You guys in? Yes. I'm running down. All right, I got it.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Okay. Eddie. I can try to be a trick question. Zuckerberg. Lunchbox. Zucker. Amy? Bill Gates.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Bill Gates was 31. Zuckerberg was 23. Dang it. Yeah. I know. I thought that way too, Amy. I don't know. Jay Z.
Starting point is 00:37:14 or Rihanna? Ooh. Billion. Dang. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Lunch. Easy one. Rihana. Eddie? Rihana. Hey. Yeah, Rihanna, 34. Jayce was 50 when he hit the B club.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Rihanna was 34. Gosh, 34 years old. Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods? Hmm. I'm in. I'm in. Oh, dang, dang. Yeah, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:37:47 Okay. Amy? Tiger. Lunch? Tiger. Eddie? Tiger. Tiger. 33.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah, it's crazy. Michael Jordan is 51. Tiger was 33 when he came of a billionaire. Wait, am I shocked that all these people are billionaires? I don't know. You tell us. There's more billionaires now than ever. It's a thousand million.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I guess I didn't realize there was that many. Well, there's not that. We're picking them, famous ones. But I would, if you, I was, I was starting to think, well, is this a trick and neither one of them are billionaires? Hey, I got a question. You know what they say, though? The hardest is getting that first million. Once you get that first million is when it really takes off.
Starting point is 00:38:18 That's what I keep telling me. So Shrek have posted that. And then the, the oil guy from Oklahoma City. I'm not Oklahoma City, but the big Oklahoma State fan. I forget. T-Boon tick. Yeah, T-Bookin. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:32 He, like, quote, tweeted him and was like, no. Not true? Making your first billion is the hardest thing. Oh, my goodness. Dang. Mark Cuban or Warren Buffett? Warren Buffett. Mark Cuban or Warren Buffett?
Starting point is 00:38:46 Gosh. Warren, not Jimmy, right? Warren. Warren. Yeah, the higher you get, you just add one simple zero and it changes everything. I'm in. I'm in. Amy?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Bart Cuban. Cuban. Cuban. Cuban. Yeah, Cuban was 40. I listened to the story about how he became a billionaire on the smartless show on HBO, where they're doing their show on video. And he said he was just one morning at his computer hitting F5 to refresh on Yahoo Finance because he had a bunch of stock and stock kept going up.
Starting point is 00:39:16 And he was like, come on, come on, come on, got it. Boom, he's a billionaire. Wow. He said then he knew it could go back down and he could not be worth a billion bucks anymore, but that's how he found out, just in his underwear at home. Wouldn't you just sell right then so then you're a billionaire forever? I think probably if you're a billionaire, you've made a lot of correct decisions financially, and that would not be probably a great financial decision to only do it because you're a billionaire.
Starting point is 00:39:38 You keep your money in if you feel like it is a stock that's going to continue to rise. You don't just jump out because you've got to be. Oh, weird. Like when I play slots, I'm always like, when I get to $200, I'm catching out. Different, though. Slots are all chance. Yeah, exactly. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Slots are all chance. Okay. It's a little different. And he has made millions and millions based off of the knowledge that he has. and his strategy and finance. You know, he sold the first streaming, basically. Yeah. So different than the slots, Eddie,
Starting point is 00:40:03 where you just throw money in and guessing. It's a little different. Oprah or Tyler Perry. Oh, that's a good one. Billion. B. Billion. Oprah or Tyler Perry. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:40:16 And then we'll do one more after this. Everybody good? Mm-hmm. Lunchbox. TP. Tyler Perry. Eddie. Tyler Perry.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Amy? Tyler. It's Oprah. 49 years old. Tyler Perry is 50. Oh, I didn't realize Tyler Perry. is that old. It actually looks younger.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I still thought he was 40. Last one. Lunchbox is up one. He's about to win this thing. Whoa. No, no. I'll put the pressure. McKenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos's ex-wife, or Jack Dorsey, the Twitter founder. So she becomes a billionaire when she gets divorced. No? Or when she's married?
Starting point is 00:40:53 No. Or... She doesn't have that money. How would not? Until she's divorced. I'm in. That's tough, man. man. I'm in. What box?
Starting point is 00:41:04 Jack. Eddie? McKenzie. Amy? Isn't she a billionaire even when she's married? Yeah. She doesn't have to get divorced. Come on, Amy.
Starting point is 00:41:12 The answer is Jack Dorsey 36. No. They credit McKenzie at 49, which they divorced in 2019. Boom! Oh, he was right. Boom! I hate it. Guys, you got to use your intellect.
Starting point is 00:41:21 That's how you become a billionaire, folks. How is that not her money? You guys are never going to be billionaires because you don't know how to think. She was with him from the beginning. Maybe they had separate accounts like lunchbox. Come on now. Right. guys don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:31 It could have been something as he had started a company before he met her. I'm not sure. I don't have marriage. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Dang. Well, good job. Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Yeah, lunch. Lunchbox, you are one step closer to being a billionaire. Yeah. Let's go. Good for you. What do you have working financially right now? Oh, man, I got stocks. I got bonds.
Starting point is 00:41:50 I got, uh, I got, uh, Bonds. Bonds. Bonds. Let's do the number ones. The number one song in hip hop is from Drake. Search and Rescue. Number one pop song, Miguel, sure thing. Number one song, Country, Morgan Wallin, last night.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Last week, Dan and Shay, you was at number two and it peaked it too. That's weird. That's it? That's it. It got to two. That's weird that it gets a two. Like, I could see if it died like four or 11. But to two, that's really rare that happens.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Now it's number nine. The two this week is Scotty McCurry. It matters to her. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah. I think, I don't know, Morgan Wallen just locks onto that number one spot. That's probably why Dan and Shea didn't get it. Is Morgan Wallen just locked down on that thing?
Starting point is 00:42:53 He won't move from that? You ever see two dogs, you've got to separate. You're like, oh, no, they're fighting? No. They're doing the opposite of fighting. And they can't, you're like, separate him. He's spraying with the water hose. We need to do that.
Starting point is 00:43:05 That's Morgan Wallet with the number one spot. Yeah. You got spray with the water hose to separate it. That's funny. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me,
Starting point is 00:43:17 Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement
Starting point is 00:43:31 to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrate. One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
Starting point is 00:43:50 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford. and a TikTok podcast network on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:44:16 There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same
Starting point is 00:44:43 prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target.
Starting point is 00:44:58 He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Wodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers, Anchorman,
Starting point is 00:45:20 Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo. Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
Starting point is 00:45:38 I'm working my way up through. And I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you. Which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall
Starting point is 00:45:57 and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Here's Amy's pile of stories. If you can't talk to a therapist, you can talk to yourself. There's a neuro-chequer. There's a neuropsychologist, Dr. Hafez, and he suggests that you can say these certain things to yourself until maybe you can get to a professional. So you just repeat it over and over? I'll give you some things. Come on. What is it?
Starting point is 00:46:46 You can keep in your back pocket. Okay, go ahead. I have the power to create positive outcomes for myself. Okay. So this is a different thing. therapy. Yes, but he is suggesting that you have the power by speaking to yourself and talking to your brain and reframing things.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Okay. So it's not, I've got trauma from my childhood. It's just to get you through the day with the more positive outlook. Well, he does say I am capable of handling challenges and obstacles. Yeah. Like believing. Like if you tell yourself. And I saw this whole thing that this woman was talking about how even if it's in the
Starting point is 00:47:20 beginning you don't believe it, just keep lying to yourself. And eventually your brain will be like, wow. I can handle things. Same can be said to other people. Keep lying to them and they'll start believing you. No. Just be a liar. I am in control is another one.
Starting point is 00:47:32 I choose to let go of worry and focus on the present moment. And I like this one too because it acknowledges that anxiety is okay. It says it's okay for me to be anxious. But I can get through it. That way you're not ignoring what's happening. I think we should take these and write them down and put them on our Facebook page just as a quote so people can go look at them. Because you saying that, no one will ever remember all those. It's like when I get a commercial from a client and they put their phone number in it twice.
Starting point is 00:47:57 And I'm like, not a single person is going to know this phone number than I'm saying. No chance. Just give me the website. Or say Google, such a, because if you're like, too, too, too, about it, I mean, it's my pet peeve. And I never, I never don't do it. Excuse the double negative. But I'll read a commercial for somebody and you get the phone number in it. And I'm thinking of myself, what a waste of space.
Starting point is 00:48:16 They could be saying something else about the product. But no one's going to remember those lines that Amy said. And no one's going to remember a commercial or a phone number in a commercial. so we're going to write them down. You good with that? Yeah, let's post them. Okay, good. We'll put up the affirmation so people can find them.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Love it. And stop sending me commercial with phone numbers. Oh, yeah. No, I agree. Sometimes if they're easy and they have a word in it, like, Yeah, 2, 2, 2. Sonic. Goober.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Or it's the same number, all of them. 2, 2, 2, 2. 2, 2, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 1, 9. And I'm like, er. You know what I do sometimes? I'll sing and make up a jingle for the commercials just so maybe it sticks with somebody's head.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Yeah. It works. It works. 2-2-2-9. That's not even a real number, but yes. Go ahead, Amy. And eating disorder hotline had to shut down the AI chatbot that was working for them. They hired Tessa, or I guess installed Tessa, created her earlier this year because the hotline workers voted to unionize, so it's hard to get people on the phone.
Starting point is 00:49:13 And they wanted people to have support if they called. However, Tessa was recommending poor and harmful advice to people that were. we're calling in with eating disorders. Tessa was recommending that they count calories and strive for a deficit of a thousand calories a day. You think somebody hacked that? I don't know. It's just crazy to me because this is the Nita hotline. That's the National Eating Disorder Association.
Starting point is 00:49:36 That's like somebody hacking it or somebody getting, maybe not hacking and just having access to it. Because I don't think it says all that stuff when it's actually supposed to say the opposite of that stuff without somebody getting in. I feel like chatbots. Don't they just pull things from the all over? They pull it from the inner webs. Memo, you good. The internet. And then they,
Starting point is 00:49:58 because some people think that doing that sort of stuff is okay. But if you have an eating disorder, it is not. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. So I think. I think somebody hacked it. It's like someone hacks the street sign and says, zombies are coming.
Starting point is 00:50:09 We all get a good laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've done that. But this is different. Well, anyway, Tess is out. They're going to try to bring humans back in. Also, Tess is a terrible name for that. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Carrie Underwood, she has the Sunday Night Football song. Do you know what she makes per week on that? How would I know that? I don't know. I don't really just state it, you know? Maybe you read it somewhere or she told you? A week, go ahead. One million dollars a week.
Starting point is 00:50:37 What? No chance. Okay, do you know how many weeks they're on football? Yeah, 18, 17 games. See, you do nothing. There's no chance. I'm telling you, there's no chance she's making $18 million a year from that song being played. No chance.
Starting point is 00:50:48 There's no chance. Okay. I'm saying it. You heard me say it? I'm saying it. She does well, but there's... Yeah. I mean, it's a...
Starting point is 00:50:56 Hold on. No chance. She makes $18 million from just that song playing. Per season? I mean, it's a wild rapport, but it says it here. Who? Tessa. It does say it from...
Starting point is 00:51:08 Hey, Tessa says it's full of crap. We just learned that. What, lunch fuck? Scott Fujita.com has that... It's a million dollars for a week. No one's more believable than Scott Fujita. Yeah. She may make 3 or 4 million bucks,
Starting point is 00:51:21 5 million bucks to do it, but there's just no chance she makes a million bucks a week. I mean, if that's true, that's crazy. I got some songs right then. Yeah. But for a lot of different ways, Are you ready for some pickleball? I'm going to start getting them ready now for that league to line.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Oh, yeah. Get ahead of it. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Last week, Ms. Williams is driving the school bus in Milwaukee, and she's got 30 kids on there when she... What's that smell?
Starting point is 00:51:55 And she looks back, and there's smoke in the back of the bus. And she's like, uh-oh. And she's trying to call dispatch. Hey, hey, we got smoke on the bus. Then all of a sudden, she starts seeing flames. And she's eight months pregnant. She's like, what do I do? Do I run off the bus?
Starting point is 00:52:08 No. She gets all 30 kids off the bus. Go, go, go, go. And then the flames are taking over the bus. and she gets out and she has to be rushed to the hospital with smoke and elation. Dang. How long until she had the baby after that? It says that the baby has not come out yet, which is crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:25 You would think that's what just happened? Yeah, it was last week. Wow. I'm surprised at eight months she's driving a bus. Well, you got to work, man. You can work. You can clean the house cook until they have the baby. Clean the house and cook.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah, why do you go full load of house in the prairie, 19? What? Do the dishes and barefoot? I'm just saying there's a steep. steering will, that bus doesn't seem, seems like physically if you're that pregnant. It's kind of hard to make the big turns. Not that you can't do anything while you're pregnant. I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Yeah. That fuck is like, you can do laundry. You can vacuum. When I come home from work, yeah. That's my bad. Yeah, you're bad. Shout out. What's her name again?
Starting point is 00:53:05 Miss Williams. Miss Williams, shout out to you. And yeah, you can work eight months. Literally, mine was the physical part of it, like the steering wheel. Yes. No, we got you. Yeah, mine too. Mine was the first one.
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