The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Early Bird) Will There Be A Bobby Bones Show Cruise? + Lunchbox Thinks He's Extremely Unlucky + Mailbag: Tips For Getting Healthy

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Bobby Bones has been suggested the idea of doing a show cruise multiple times, but he's turned it down. Find out if he's starting to feel "a little" more open to it and what would be on the cruise! Plus, hear why Lunchbox thinks he is unlucky in every area of his life. Mailbag: A listener wants to start eating healthy and working out, but they're not sure how to make these new healthy habits stick. We share our advice!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players

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will pay for a product that'll make his hair grow. Oh, it's not funny. I don't write that one. That's not nice. Home run there. Dang. Here is producer Eddie, everyone. Dang, wow.

Hey, so that didn't make me sad. That's whatever. But I do have some sad news to report. I have discalculia. What is that? I've been diagnosed with discalculia. I don't know what that is. Discalculia is a learning disorder

that affects the person's ability to understand numbers, like math. You don't know that. No, no, no. A listener DM me and said that she thinks I have discopular. Because I'm so bad at these math games. Okay, but I'm not you went to the doctor. And you're acting like they diagnosed you with something you're dying. Hey, man, when you don't know numbers, sometimes they feel like you're dying.

Like, you guys are so good at square roots. I just sit here and watch you guys do them. But what do you mean so good? We just learned how to do them. Watch. Ask once walk something. Hold on. That's like somebody building a house.

You're so good to build in a house. Well, do you know what you did to learn how to build a house? Well, he learned how to hammer nails. He learned how to measure. I tried. I went to school like you guys. You want me to go back to flashcards at the age of 44? You could.

You could study with your kid because he's in high school. And so he's probably learning the stuff you need to learn. Descalculey is a learning disorder that affects a person's ability to understand number-based information in math. Anybody could claim that bad. Because it probably is a real thing. That's my point is. So if you're just recklessly claiming it. It's a reckless thing.

And he's acting like, oh, yeah, I have it. And some people are really dealing with that. He had golf scores really quickly. I've seen it. I can do that. Yeah, I mean, it's like 1 minus 30 plus 2, 6, 4, 78. Eddie, what's a square root of 16? There's no square root of 16.

Do you know what a square root is? Something multiplied in itself. Now he's just acting as it. Now he's going full coolly. Exactly. Guys, it's numbers. A number multiply. What?

I can't do numbers. Okay, the answer's four. It's four times four. I thought that would be eight. What's the square? of eight. Oh, 16. There is no square root of eight. Oh, see, that's what I thought that was. But I'm telling you, bones. You're giving me discoculia. I don't even know how, but now my brain's messed up. I'm starting to believe he has to cool you. I'm telling you. Discaculia. I thought a doctor really

diagnosed you. A listener DM'd you. Do you want me to go to a doctor? Yes. And ask if I have Discaptycholia. If you act like that, as Dr. Rutherthalian. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Okay. We're moving on over here. This next person is upset because no one has offered Mariah to work recently and that's because he criticizes everybody on the show frequently. Here he is. Lunchbox. Have you guys ever got great news and had a bad reaction? I don't know what you're talking about.

Because there's this dude on, I mean, there's this woman on TikTok. She finds out she's pregnant for the fourth time. Her and her husband had decided they're not having any more kids and so she sets up the camera and she tells him, yo, I am pregnant with our fourth kid. And

and she put it in a FedEx like envelope. And it's like a sheet of paper that says you're going to be a dad. And, man, listen to his reaction. It is not good. Oh, I didn't even stop playing on me. Lisa, no. I'm not playing. No, yes you are.

I'm not. No. No, babe. I'm not. No. Babe, I'm not joking. Don't do this to me. Please tell me you're joking.

No! Don't do this to me? What? But he did it to her. Yeah, man. What are you talking about? I mean, no. He's in like.

a white button up shirt, sitting on the edge of a bed. Oh my gosh. He put that beard, his hair cut short. And he puts his hands in his head in his hands. He's like, oh my God. He's rubbing another kid. You got to delete that video. You can't let your son or daughter see that.

It exists now. It's out there. It's everywhere. But I mean, he is so angry. And so I just think about like, man, you get good news. I mean, supposedly good news and you, oh. No. But that's like when the gender reveals when guys, like, act all

sad when they realize they're having a girl. Well, or they try not to act all side because you see the pain in their eyes and they quickly bounce out of it. Oof. Okay, moving on, a potential endorsement has this next person feeling a bit older this past week. And her vulnerability is the one thing that makes her unique. Say hello to Amy, everybody. So my son was watching something on YouTube, and it's called Fail Army. Oh, Failed Army's hilarious.

Okay, I had never heard of it, but he had it on, and his friend was over, and they were just laughing. And I looked up and I was like, oh, we're going to watching America's Funniest Some videos. because it was all these like... Hey, me, ma. Good over there? It was all these, you know, epic, like, like, people falling and wiping out, and it's all compiled together because there's like a...

I don't like the falling, falling, because I don't physically, I don't like to fall in. But they have a lot of stuff of people just, like, doing wrong stuff. It's hilarious. Yeah, and they have one where it's like, they've compiled them all in a row, and it's fast, like a greatest hits.

News bloopers, anchor bloomer's a failed army are hilarious. Oh, those are good. Okay, yeah. So there's all kinds of things up there. And so I was just going to let parents know, like, it's another fun thing for you to watch. as a family or for your kids to watch. Is there cursing or anything?

Not the ones I saw. Is there cursing? I don't know, but I didn't know. Well, I really thought it was... I don't think it's G-rated. Well, you know what? Then this is an opportunity to talk about bad works. Fail Army has 16 million subscribers. Wow. Yeah.

It's crazy. I'm watching a train, the one that's up now, and this car can't get off the tracks. Oh, no. What do they do? The people didn't die, but the train... Boom! It's the car? Yes. I mean, it's like also people like tripping, like random. It's just all that. Right.

It's pretty funny. I'm not going to lie. Hey, Funnies Home videos, though, they were the OG of all that. Yeah. It's still on. Amy asking her son, you watching America's Funniest home videos? No, no. You don't watch that?

It's still long. Alvando hosts it. Oh. You watch your Falun Army now, too? Wow. Yeah, Felon Army is pretty funny. The guy, there's a construction guy thing, and they have this big thing of glass building. Boom!

It shatters. It's the kind of stuff I like. All right, Ray, hit me up. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's a big vintage shirt guy. and if he sees a listener, he always says hi. Bobby Bones. Thank you.

Amy, I think you'll like the quarterback show on Netflix. Oh, you do? My wife likes it a lot. I started episode one. Okay. What did you think? I liked that the wives are involved. I liked hearing their perspective of some things.

And Mahong Patrick. Yeah. So it was funny. They were doing interviews with his wife at their house. And he's like in the backyard, like, yelling at the doll. You just see them like, I like the footage at them at home and like their real life. And that one guy has that like, you know, his trophy room or whatever, but it's in a hidden door. Kurt cousins.

Yeah, because he's humble and like, anyway, people make fun of his. You don't watch it. People make fun of his clothes. But then his wife is like, well, I'm the one that dresses him. And I don't know. It's funny. I know we had talked about it. And we watched more.

And I was talking to Caitlin Batch. She goes, I think Amy, I like that too. But I don't know you started it. Yeah. I was going to try to watch it. a few episodes before I brought it to you with a review, but since this came up, I'm like, well, yeah, I guess I'll admit that I watched the first one. And I did like, it wasn't just... Will you watch the second one?

Sure. But I started thinking it was going to be the guys on the field, miced up, like doing their quarterback thing. And it's so much more than that. What's a quarterback thing? Is there a quarterbacks? Ready to get on the line. Get on the line. Who's your favorite all-time quarterback, you think?

Ronslberger. Probably Tom Brady. Tom Brady. The first one you could think of? No, I thought of Drew Brees. Well, why not Drew Brees? I went to the same high school you went to. No, he went to my, you know, I went to Austin High.

He went to Westlake. Oh, that's right. He went to Westlake. But he played football with my sister's husband. And my, he says, like, genuinely a nice guy. Who's your favorite running back of all time? Oh, there's also Tim Tebow. What is it?

Running back. Who's your favorite running back of all time? Um, I'm just here so I don't get fined. Marchon Lynch? Yeah. Cool. And who's your favorite wide receiver of all time, do you think? Probably

I mean, there's so many. Yeah, you have a lot. You're often talking about best wide receivers of all time here. There's so many that I like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But probably, I know who my least favorite quarterback is. No, no, no, that's not what I asked. I said, who's your favorite wide receiver of all time?

Ben Rottlesburger. No, he's a retired quarterback. Right. Any favorites that are already too many to name? Can you just give me like a, you tell me yours? She doesn't know one. Or like a, just give me a hint. I bet I could know him.

A hint. There's like a million. Give me a hint of one I would know and then I'll know it. Just a hint. Maybe give him a first name. Half of a first name. Jerry. Jones. No.

No. Jerry Rice. I wouldn't have known him. No, Jerry Rice. Give me another one. Michael. Straight hand. Not a receiver.

Irvin. Okay. Go. Jerry Jones. Okay, he owns the Cowboys. I'm sure at some point he played football. Calvin. Harris.

Johnson. Calvin Harris, the DJ. Taylor's a sex boyfriend. Okay. Justin. Beaver. Jefferson. I honestly, I guess I don't know any wide receivers.

Honestly, tell me a wide receiver I would know. Well, I just told you four. No. Oh, you know, O'Dell Beckham. Yes. Really? Yeah. What's the nickname?

Odell Beckham. Oh, brick wall? Brick wall. What is it? His name's Odo Beckham Jr., so they call him OBJ. OBJ. Or brick wall, depending on... Isn't there a football player where their nickname is Brick Wall?

I'm sure somewhere in the world there's a brick wall football player. I feel like I heard that on 30 for 30 once. Yeah, okay. Well, we're going to start the show, but I appreciate you walking down the sports road with me. No problem. There you go. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I want to start eating healthier. I want to start exercising regularly. But I don't know how to make the new habits stick. A few times in recent years, I've started off really great with a plan to get healthy. But I've always ended up reverting back to my old unhealthy habits. What advice do you have on making new habits stick?

Signed, health journey, Heather. Well, my first advice is don't beat yourself up about it not working. all those times before because if we're just being honest here, it's probably not going to work a couple more times before something does stick. Secondly, I definitely would not have just a goal of eating healthier and exercising regularly. Those vague, generic goals do nothing because you're not attached to anything. I would make specific small goals. If you want to make big things happen, you've got to make small goals. When I used to run and I hated running, but I was training for triathlons, I would do these Olympic triathlons.

And I'd have to go run 10 miles. I hate running. I never want to run 10 miles. I don't want to run one mile. But I would find if I was going, this is the 10 mile journey. This is my run. I was miserable the whole time.

But if I just went tree to tree or to the stop sign. And then the next, it was me just playing mind games with myself to make it 10 miles. So what I would say, if you want to start eating healthier, first of all, don't go full changeover. You can't just go one day where you eat like A and you're like, Starting tomorrow, I'm eating like B. Nope.

You need to eat A light. Make small changes. But what happens is we don't see results super fast, so then we go, this must not be working. I'm going back to how it used to be. That's not true. You can't get yourself in that trap. So what I want you to do is I want you to make two pretty easy to attain goals,

one for eating healthier, one for exercising regularly. Easy to attain. If that's two times a week for 20 minutes exercising, great. I want you to put down on your phone screen. you can lock it on a phone screen. I'm going to exercise twice a week. I'm going to ride the bike for 20 minutes. I'm going to walk around the block for 20 minutes.

Monday and Thursday. Eating healthier. I'm just not going to have four coaks. I'm going to have two. That's a big change. Put down your phone screen. Do it for two weeks. Change up your phone screen.

It's so exciting to be able to change up the goal and change up the phone screen. And then it's, I'm going to exercise three times. Or I'm going to exercise twice, but I'm going to walk a little further. You have to do it that way or it'll never last. So many people, start, want to start running or they want to start lifting. They go and like, I'm going to start

getting to it. They get so sore. Their feet hurt so bad. They're just like, ow, I can't even, I'm not going to go do it again because it hurts. And by the time they're all healed up, they're like, eh, screw it. Cake. So that's my advice to you. You want to eat healthier and exercise regularly, but the way to do that is not by doing that. It's by going, I might have two less coax. This week. I'm going to exercise twice. This week, that's not it. That's all. And I'm not going to be like you're only exercising twice. You're going to make your goal and you're going to be proud of it when you accomplish it. And when it doesn't work out, you didn't fail because you're not quitting. It ain't over until you quit. You ain't quitting. That's how to be healthier and exercise regularly. It's not to worry

about eating healthier and exercising regularly. It's setting tiny goals. You can do it. I promise you you can do it. There have been much weaker people that have done much bigger things. So go get it. Little habits. You fail? Big deal. Get back up, do it again. Appreciate that email. Good deal. There you go. That's what it's, that's, I was going to say, I was going to say, like a wrong segment here. Like, writing down the why, anytime you want to do anything new, like, why do you want to do it? And then if you're having trouble getting motivated, like to go do the workout, I love Mel Robbins' five-second rule. I love Tony Robbins. Yeah. No, you can.

And I love Rockin Robin. You can Google it. There's a scientific reason why your brain responds to like five, four, three, two, one. And then you go do it. Robin from Batman. Oh, yeah. He was Batman and Robin. Non-negotiable.

Five, four, three, two. Got it. We're having two conversations at the same time. I like it, though. Yeah. Turn the right speaker up. Here, Amy, talk about that. Turn the left.

You hear us being idiots. All right. Good luck. That's what, that's it. Thank you. Close it up. We got your email and I'm to close. Bobby's mail tag.

Hey, Sarah, good morning. Welcome to the show. I'm on my way to jury duty for a murder case, and I was just curious if y'all had ever had jury. Can she say that? Oh, I thought she was on her way to see if she made a jury. Oh, man. She's actually on a murder case.

Wait, did she say her name? That's crazy. She did say her name. Do you think they did it? Maybe that's her real name. She talks about it all. Yeah. So, wait, have you already started being on the jury?

Or is this your very, very first day? No, this is the last day. It's the last day. You're not sequestered? You don't always sequester. I know, but it would be cool if you want. No, we've been able to go home and stuff. How long have you been on jury duty for this case?

Since Monday, so this is the fourth day. Wow. So has it been... Fourth day and last day. But have you started going into voting? Deliberation. Thank you. No, that's today.

Today we're supposed to hear closing arguments in deliberation. What are you leaning? She can't say that. Yes. Okay, let me... Are you the foreman? No, but we don't even have one yet, so I may be picked today. Oh, my gosh.

She gets the one that... Are you nervous? that someone's life is in your hands? Yes. Do you have, do you feel like an extra responsibility that maybe you didn't feel at the very beginning, but since you've been to the whole process, you're like, I really have to commit to doing this the right way because somebody's life is coming down to my opinion. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Their freedom. Yeah. What did you take from being on a jury for four or five days? You're sitting there. Can you, do you feel like that maybe whomever, is the defendant. Do you feel like their lawyer and how likable their lawyer is? Do you feel like that matters at all?

I do. I do think so. I would think so. The way they speak and you know, how reliable they sound. What about the judge? If the judge ever go, contempt a court. Yeah. Sustained, overruled. Order in the court. The lawyers do that a lot. It's a lot of like

objection, objection. And so it's like, once I feel like the witness is going to say something good, then they're like, objection. And so I'm like, oh, man, I wish I knew what they were going to say. Okay, how about this? Has anyone said anything? And then the judge is like, strike that from your memory. You cannot let this affect you.

But you've already heard it. Right. So you can't not have it store in your memory. Right? That's a weird thing, right? Yeah, that is a weird thing. She has not told us to strike anything from our memory. That's not even possible.

Yeah. Has the defendant taken the stand? No, they didn't. Oh. Did you have to hear from any forensic scientists? Yes. I was like the boring stuff. Oh, did you take notes with a pen and paper?

Or did you just go, I'm taking notes on it? They let you take notes, but then you can't, like, look at them afterwards. Huh? Then why would you take notes? Yeah. Sometimes writing something down helps you remember it better. I just end up doodling the whole time. Just drawing little pictures.

Yeah. Wow. Okay. Did you have to miss work? And were they like, cool. Go do you. jury duty because they have to but were they still like cool. They were so mad. Yeah. I'm a dental hygienist and so I had to, all my patients had to be rescheduled and everything.

And so no, my work was not happy. And they only pay you $6 a day to be on the jury. That's terrible. I wouldn't think you get a minimum wage. Yeah, I would just be like day one, guilty, got to go back to work. Then he just, can you negotiate that the $6? I don't think you really have any leverage. No, they said you can donate it if you want to. Are you looking for the news cameras when you walk out of court? Like, are you going to write a book? Oh my gosh. No. Did you want to be? There's no news cameras. I won't say got out, but I was released of and relieved of jury duty because the case that I was in, I was affected not by that person, but by something similar. Like, is anybody here been jumped or been a victim of gun violence in any way? And I have

all I have been. And they were like, you're free to go. Did you ever try to do something like stand up and yell, I'm racist or I hate, just to get out? America. I know from the show jury duty. I was surprised that a bunch of the people on here had not seen that show. But, no, I felt like a lot of people did say could sign weird answers when they were asking, but I couldn't honestly answer anything like that to get out. Amy? Well, so, are you, has this case made you scared? Of what?

Well, I don't know. Murderers? Yeah, I mean. I was already scared. She didn't know if they're guilty or not. Like, okay, two parts to this. I know she doesn't, but like, is it just made? They do, because you're exposed to all this information of things that are happening in the world that could happen.

And you're like, oh, so are you going home a little more scared? And then also, depending on the verdict, like, did they warn the jury? Like, hey, if you need protection. Amy's always worried about somebody. Regardless, retaliating against her for everything. Well, like, is the defendant staring at the jury? Like, mm-hmm. Yeah.

Don't you dare. Oh, that's good. Is the defendant ever look at you in his lips or, like, do, like, sharpen knives in front of you? It could have been a girl. Oh, yeah. No, well, I try to look at the defendant sometimes in see how, like, their reaction, but then I'm like, I don't want them to look at me when I'm looking at them. Yeah, scary.

See? Do you worry about retaliation, like Amy said? Oh, no, I'm not worried about retaliation. But are you scared? I mean, I think that it's heavy. I'll leave the end of the day like it's heavy stuff. But no, I'm not scared. I wonder, do you daydream at all?

Like sometimes, oh my gosh, I missed an hour. Oh, good point. Yes. It'd be hard not to fall asleep. Exactly. Honestly, if you're sitting there for hours. One of the stuff with those medical people, and they're like, oh, what is your job? What do you do?

Did you have to go to school to do that? Blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's kind of like repetitive. Do you feel like the lawyers at some point on one side or the other could be wearing you down with such boring stuff that you do check out and you're not able to actually? Because if I were like a lawyer and I knew my bro here was guilty and he had murdered, I would try to board the jury so much that they would just check out and be so bored. They'd be like, I don't even know what I forgot. so I got to do the honorable thing and say not guilty. Yeah, that's a good strategy.

No, the judge won't. The judge is like move on. I'd be like, I'm bringing a buck in a paint. Not for my next. Everybody just watch it dry here. Okay, now watch, watch. And then everybody would forget what was going on. Is there a like a reserve or an alternate juror?

Yes. That would suck. You have to do all that and then you don't even get to have your opinion. It's not a famous person either. Oh, dang. Well, I first of all commend you for sticking all the way through. I think what's great about this segment, is that you had a job, but you have a civil, civic responsibility,

and someone's life is on the line, and you are focused, and you're doing your best job, and you're giving what you owe as an American citizen, and that is your time, efforts, energy, to be a responsible juror. And I applaud you for that, Sarah, and I appreciate that call. Thank you so much, yes. Stay safe. That's amazing. All right, Sarah.

You'll have a good day. Have a good day. Bye. I'd be terrible juror. That was awesome. Oh, man. I'd be doing it. I'd be creating bits for this show.

and I fucking listen to me doing murder. I'd be like, oh, you know it'd be funny? And I'd write a denim. You know what'd be funny. I'd be daydreaming the whole time. Good luck to her. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie.

Shout out to Jason Smith. He's 45 years old. He lives in Vegas. He works for Caesars. And last year he was like, man, I don't know. I'm a single dad, but I want more kids. And let me look into some fostering. So he goes and gets certified to be a foster parent.

And he waits, he waits. teamed up with three boys, their brothers. One's nine, one's ten, one's eleven. He's like, I want all three of these. And that's special because most of the time, you know, people can't take three brothers or three people are too much. So these three brothers have been moved five different times, five different foster homes.

So he goes, no, no, no, we're not going to do that anymore. I'm going to take them in, bring them into my home. And then nine months later, he finalized the adoption, and they are permanently in his home. What's the deal? Can you just be a single dude and adopt kids? I mean, you have to prove that you're not a creep. How do you prove that?

Is that a test? I don't know. All right. There are seven questions here. I mean, it is thorough for single women or men or couples. I would think single women would be easier. Probably. They would make more sense.

Looking to the track record. Yeah, right, right, right. Well, good for this dude. He must be so not a creep. And then he took three brothers together. That's pretty awesome. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clipper Taylor, the first. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.

This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health. purpose and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.

So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules

that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.

I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends.

Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day. And I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks Dad on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. A Marilyn woman who plays a lottery all the time said she fell asleep and in her dream, the numbers were given to her. her and then she won $50,000.

She said the numbers we can't go twice in a dream. Not just once, but twice. 7-11, 33, 35, 39. And so she has hit $50,000. So, why don't you go to sleep, lunchbox and just like, before you go to sleep, be like, please come to me in a dream.

I'll do it. Has anything ever happened to you in a dream? Any numbers ever come to you at all? No. No, it's more like I'm in Vegas. It says, bet red or bet this. but then when I go to Vegas, it doesn't happen. But do you do that?

Yeah. I mean, I don't wake up the next day and go to Vegas. I'm like, okay. Well, maybe if you did the next day, though, that's when it was going to hit. Right, that's what I'm saying. I think I messed up. But, I mean, I'll try anything at this point. Pretty much anything.

I don't want to say anything. Because I want to win so bad. I just want to have that feeling. It's sort of like when I used to go to bingo. This is how unlucky I am. You're not unlucky. You are so lucky of a person. Look at your job.

You haven't even let me finish my stuff. statement. Look at your family. And you're interrupting me. Yeah. Look at your health. Listen to me. We used to go to bingo once a week.

And I never got to yell, bingo. I never freaking won. Never. I would bring people to bingo. I brought Eddie first night. And Eddie won two or three times the first night. Other people I bring. They win the first night.

I never won bingo, and I was there every single week. I am still just in shock that I could go to bingo that much and never win. You never won. Never. Because we were sending you as a bit to go play bingo and he never won. Never. But do you think there's something to the fact that you never win and you're extremely unlucky in your mind? Because, I don't know, because sometimes you're just mean to people?

Do you think there's any sort of? No. You don't think that at all? No, I'm not mean to people. I'm honest with them. But mean people always say they're honest. Like a villain, it doesn't matter who the villain is. They never think they're the villain.

It doesn't matter. Some people think I'm just on, I am nice. So, you know what I mean? Like, you just tomato tomato. Okay. I mean, you had to look at it, depending on what angle you look at it. Like, if, if Little Johnny sucks at soccer, you know what I mean? You want me to tell me it's good or you want me to tell me sucks?

How about not saying anything at all? Yeah, let's just. How about my little Johnny alone? If Little Johnny comes up to me and says, hey. But you don't. Like, no one comes up to you and ask you. Little Johnny's never walked up to you about, like, random, sir. You guys have asked my opinion on Abby singing and I say it's bad.

No, but you constantly talk about how bad. ask for it. Okay. Well, it's because you guys keep telling her she's good and I'm like, guys, come on. I like, Morgan's parents finally told her, hey, you suck at singing. Right? Am I right? Yeah, that did happen. At what age? I mean, I was in middle school when it happened. Finally, that's what I'm saying. But I think Abby's actually getting better at singing, honestly. Okay. Okay. And she's actually pretty good. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just saying, I do not, I'm just unlucky and I don't know what the reason is. I can't figure it out.

I wish I was more lucky, but I'm not. And one day, maybe it'll turn around. Maybe something's going to happen. Do you feel like you've just had a lot of luck in other parts of your life, though? No, I haven't had luck anywhere. No, no, no. Look at your job. Guys, a job is not luck.

I met you at a bar. You were driving for Jason's deli. Okay. What about it? So, question for you then. Do you feel lucky you met me? Interesting. Let's turn it around.

Are you lucky because you met me? Absolutely, brother. That's what I'm talking about. Lucky's the thing never happened to me. No, no, but I mean, like, if you want to look at it that way, it's like, oh, look at your job, you got so lucky, then you got lucky also. Yeah, yeah. You got lucky. I'm not saying I'm not lucky here.

No, no, we know you're the luckiest person ever. But I don't. You are pretty lucky. No, no, you are the luckiest person. You guys are out of your mind. You guys are less in your head. No, that's a good point. You're lucky to have us, Bo.

Yes, exactly. Wow. I mean, if it wasn't going to be, you guys were going to be somebody else. No, no, no. It's us. It would probably not have catapulted. Right, that's what I'm saying. I think with your health and your kids and your job.

My health, I can't even touch my shoulders. But that's because your arms don't bend. But you're, everything else is good. You're not sick. And that's never stopped you from doing things. Yeah, scratch in my back. Well, yeah. I can't even scratch my own back.

But you have a wife that will scratch your back. Look at Eddie's scratching you down. I have to find the corner of a door frame and rub it up and run my back on it. It's like a bear. Bear tree. I mean, for people that are new listeners, maybe don't now. If my collar accident gets popped, guess what? I got to find someone to unpop it.

I do have to tie his tie for him. Lunchbox can bend his elbows, but he can't take him all the way to his shoulder. Can't do it. Show everyone. But like your health. the other than that, like in the real ways. Yeah. Like mentally, I'm strong.

Yeah. Can your kids do that? I have a check here. Is it hereditary? It is hereditary. His dad can't do it. My dad can't do it. My grandpa could barely touch the top of his shoulders with the very tip of his thumb. That was it. You should check your kids. I really need to check them. Oh, man. Can't scratch their back.

Well, anyway, she drank the number. She won the lottery. I'm going to go home. Lunchbox isn't lucky, apparently. I'm very lucky, apparently. You are. You are? Because I met you guys. Yep. Time for luck of the draw trivia. We have Eric in Louisiana on the phone.

So Eric, how this is going to work is. I'm going to draw a name of somebody here on the show, and then I'm going to draw the category. They're going to answer questions from it. It's very easy. And if they win, you win, Eric, okay? Awesome. Very good.

So, Eric, what do you do for a living? Just a ship agent on the Mississippi River. That's cool. What does that mean a ship agent? We deal with customs and the vessel owners and things. like that and get the ships in and out of the car. Ooh, like trucks. Hey, you got any Disney DVDs down there that man got confiscated by Customs?

No, no, no, no. Customs for us. Oh. You ever get on the boat like, everybody down? I do have a badge that I show and they think I'm some type of enforcement, but it's just a very little badge. Anybody can order. Dang, I need one of those. That's cool if anybody can order.

Okay, we're going to win a prize here. Let's go. Everybody has a category that's really good at. and they're all in the cup, but you may not get it. So we'll go first with the person. The person playing. You have the right cup? For Eric is, yeah.

Mike wrote on their player. The person playing, Luck of the Dural trivia will be Scuba Steve. Now, Scoobo Steve's category that he's the best out of Florida trivia being from Florida. That doesn't mean he'll get it. Let's draw the category. The category of Scoobo Steve will be answering questions is

Florida trivia. What on earth? He got his own category. I hope he gets these right, though. If I get it wrong, then I'm a huge disappointment. Wow, Scoop of Steve. All you got to do is get five of seven. Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm ready. Let's go. What city in central Florida host the annual Florida Strawberry Festival? Tampa. Plant City would have been the answer. Oh! Dang, out of the gate. We've been there.

What's the Tampa area? No one calls it plant city. But Plant City is the city. We've played it many times. Okay, yeah. What NASA Field Center located on Merritt Island is named for the United States 35th president.

We just know as Cape Canaveral. What NASA Field Center located on Merritt Island in Florida is named for the United States as 35th president? Wow, these are very specific. And no one local would call these things. Yellow card.

JFK. What? JFK Field. John F. Kennedy Field. John F. Kennedy Field. Can't give it to him? Oh, the Kennedy Space Center. Oh, my God. Yeah, duh.

But no one calls it. calls it that. He just said, he goes, not the locals. The wording is very tricky. So the locals call it JFK? The locals just call it Kennedy Space Center. They call it FK Field. Okay. Well, you can't miss anymore. Okay, right. You got to go five for five.

What American rock band formed in the 1960s in Florida and originally went by the name My Backyard, members of the band were killed in an airplane crash in 1977? Leonard Skinner. Correct. Wow. He's a really hard. Wait. They weren't Sweet Home Alabama? We're from there now.

That's crazy. I think of Jacksonville, I believe. What's the Florida-based team that plays at Hard Rock Stadium? Home games at Hard Rock Stadium. I'm going to guess. I think Miami recently got a new ownership, so I'm going to say Miami Dolphins. Correct. What national park in Florida is 1.5 million acres of wetlands?

That'd be the Everglades? Correct. Florida is known as the blank state. The Sunshine State. Correct. You get one more right. Okay. You are the winner.

Angering many key lime pie lovers. What alliterative red fruit treat became Florida's official state dessert in March of 2022 in an act signed by Governor Ron DeSantis? Oh, God. What on earth? Oh, man. I've been gone from Florida for a very long time. Angering many key lime pie lovers. Yes.

What alliterative red fruit treat? What does that mean? Alliterative red fruit treat, scuba. I have no idea. What is alliteration? Words. Yeah. But what about them?

They rhyme. No. They spell the same. Are they sound the same? Alliterative. Official state dessert now. What is it? Official state of dessert.

It's red. I'm going to say Ruby Red Grapefruits. Oh, no. Tart. Do you know it, Morgan? I thought it was like cherry pie. It would be like the same as the... Alliterative would mean.

Eliteration would be like, Bobby bounced in. Oh, on the... He said Ruby Red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But just so everybody knows the alliteration is. Well, what? I'd be mad about that, too.

I don't like key lime lover. I get why people like it. The category that you're supposed to be good at is things happen in Vegas. Mm-hmm. The category you will play is reality TV. I'll be good at that. Five or seven. Went for them, okay? Yep.

Luck of the draw trivia. Here we go. Ray Mundo, question number one. What MTV show is named for a watery internet term referring to someone who creates fake personal profiles to create someone else's identity? Catfish. Correct. What is the newest Real Housewives series that aired its first season of 2019?

It's the 10th installment of the franchise. Oh, man, I know it's not Potomac, Miami. What's the newest Real Housewives? Atlanta, Orange County. I mean, Miami, I think they like went away and came back. Dude, that's tough. O.C. There's maybe another one in California. I mean, I know it's not, but I'm just going to say Potomac.

Incorrect. It's Salt Lake. It's a good one too. Yeah. Yeah, Salt Lake. What's the name of the reality show filmed in Seaside Heights? I mean, that's got to be Jersey Shore. Correct.

What's the name of the show Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie starred in? This isn't my official answer, but it's like my famous life. Lifestyles are rich and famous. Simple life. Simple life. Correct. Wow. Good job. What's the name of Kristen Cavalieri's reality show?

The newest one? She works at Uncommon Jam. James. She used to be a Laguna Beach. Then it was the hills. I mean, it's like, is it uncommon James? It's like something about her business or something. What's the name of Kristen Cavalier's reality show? Very Cavalry? Correct. Yes. Yeah. Wow, he got that. Wow. It's almost like somebody tells him in his ear, but I can hear what's in his ear and nobody told him anything. Weird. But I knew it was something to do with her name and something. Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll, where the first word spoken on what cable change is. channel. I want to say MTV, but there's no way that would be it.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's rock and roll. Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll. And that's reality? Where the first word's spoken on what cable channel? Comedy Central. MTV. You have that. But it's pop. Well, comedy is pop. Rock and roll is pop too.

What the thought. Okay, last one. You got to get this to win. All right. Who is the host of The Bachelor from 2002, 2021? Chris Harrison. Correct. Give the guy. Yeah.

Eric, congratulations. Ray Mundo stepped in and won a prize. All right, Chris. Be safe out there, man. Okay? We need you to be safe. We appreciate you. We'll hook him up with a gift card to Sonic.

And Ray Mundo, nice job, buddy. Yep. There's a recall on like 345,000 children's cups because the children's cups have unsafe lead levels. Uh-oh. Lead's not good, right? That's not good. Not unless it's in a pencil. They always say, they always say, oh, is that lead paint?

And I'm always like, I don't. No. Do you eat lead paint, whatever that is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're recall. Sujimus? Let me check.

You guys know the lunchbox? I'm looking. Scova Sujimus. They're recalling 8 ounce of 12 ounce models of its cupkin double walled stainless steel children. They have stainless steel children's cups. There's lead in them and apparently. Oh, gosh. I don't have any of those.

I don't have that. According to Kupkin, liquid in the now recall cups is not exposed to lead due to the double walled construction. The exposure to lead can occur. The cup bottoms are mistreated, the brain said. Like, what do you mean? But don't kid. I ain't that what a kid does? I'm in treatment all the time.

Yes. Only if it's drinking out of, can you drink lead? By itself, no. I saw that, which was crazy. This is Kyle from Grand Forks, North Dakota. Bobby Bones. I listen to me every morning on my way into town to go to work. Love your show, man.

Appreciate that, dude. Is that Dracula? I want to talk about. Thank you for that call, man. I appreciate that. voicemail anytime. 877. Bobby, if we don't answer, it will go to a voicemail. Leave it. Please, thank you.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. If you're wondering what people look for when they're booking a cruise vacation. Okay, we have stopped with the cruise. Okay. Come on. I mentioned, mate. Oh, man, the listeners were all on me. I just felt, I didn't want to do a cruise.

I didn't want to listeners to feel like they had to pay to come on a cruise with us. I didn't think anybody would buy tickets. So I've always said no to cruises. Turns out the show got mad at me because I never told them about it. it just felt like it was too expensive of the thing to have listeners to do with us. Oh, it's going to be so much fun though, dude. So now everybody's doing cruise stories.

Go ahead. Well, so first of all, they usually want to know about the itinerary. So they got to know what's going to be happening. All the events. What games were going to be playing, different things like that. They went out of the price. Well, we would do, like, Bobby Bone Show games. Yeah.

Like, we would do, like, easy trivia. Bobby Feud. Bobby Feud. We would do a lot of the stuff, we would do that with people that came on the crew. I am not, we're not. onboard amenities like you know a coffee bar I never been on a cruise

yoga class I don't know Eddie's smoking chicken yeah yeah but really what people want to know about is how clean is this ship no idea never been on one did we have to clean it who cleans that loser loser the game

if you lose Bobby food you got to stay and clean the ship everybody's in this one space out to see and like stuff just spreads so the CDC does conduct sanitation inspection all ships twice a year so what we'll do is just make sure it's fully inspected before. Do you think, for those that have been on a cruise before, who has been on a cruise? Me.

Morgan, Amy, lunchbox, scozy. Do you think I will get seasick from being on a big boat like that? Maybe. No. No. I get seasick and I put on a germamine patch and I was golden. Yes, the whole time. You have to put those little wristbands on.

Those wristbands don't work. This boat is so big. You don't even know you're on the water. Well, I want to know I'm on the water. It's crew, right? I don't stay home. Like you don't feel anything. Okay.

All right. What else, Amy? Hot honey pizza is a thing. Like, it's so good. Oh, we have that. Yeah. We went to a place. I got pepperoni.

They put honey on it. It was awesome. Really? It's so good. So good. Well, Pizza Hut is getting in on it and they are testing it out at select locations where you can order the hot honey pizza. I've been making some and selling it. Bobby's hot honey pizza.

I was grilling it at the house. I'm Eddie's direct competitor for hot chicken. Oh my gosh. Eddie, actually, I feel like the hot honey. could be good on your... You could do hot honey smoking chicken? Well... It would be good.

Okay. You really need to hit a point, though, with your hot chicken of success before you branch out and do it. You're right, you're right. I got to make the hot chicken big first. Are you still selling? Yeah, man. Still going strong. I didn't feel like a good answer.

No, we're still smoking every week. Okay, well, and if you don't have a pizza that's testing us out, just get some hot honey. Get some pizza and put honey on it. It's awesome. Totally do it yourself. Okay, I have what actors bought with their first Hollywood paycheck. Go ahead. And, like, Oprah Winfrey, she bought fluffy Ralph Lauren towels, which is a luxury to buy nice towels.

Sylvester Stallone, get this, he bought back his dog because he previously had had to sell it off because he was desperate for money. Crazy. God, that's really cool. And the dog, it ended up co-starring with him in the first two Rocky movies. Buckcus. You know the dog's name? I think that was the dog's name in the movie. Yeah, Buckkus.

Yeah. Good for you. Wow. And he went to the movies and saw the original way. Okay. Tom Cruise paid for his sister's college tuition, and then Selena Gomez bought a Louis Vuitton laptop bag, which makes me think she must have had other nice things already before that.

Well, she was a kid star. Because it's like... Maybe it was when she got an adult first to check, like her parents didn't take it from it. Oh, yeah, true, true. All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

Oh, it's Bobby. They're home it's nonprofit. He lives in Texas. He's in fifth grade. His name is UV. He loves music. He started playing piano when he was four or five years old, took to the drums, also loves animals. And participated in a program through a school where he read the dogs at a privately run shelter just to hang out with them and calm them mostly.

These dogs are freaking out all the time. So it's not so much about the – it's not that they're hearing pippy longsocking guys. It's that there's somebody with them, a human, right? Got it. So he started doing this with his dog at home, but he would play music for his dog. His dog's name is Bozo. So he's like, dang, what if I do? And he started writing wild tunes.

So every week he writes these songs and then plays them at the Houston Pets Alive, turning the shelter and it's a no-kill anyway and trying to calm the animals down. And then he plans on taking wild tunes nationwide and doing like a holiday concert with these songs he's written. What? Play for animals. That's awesome. But only dogs show up and they can't buy tickets. Yeah, yeah.

He's not going to make a lot of money. But that's okay. But he wants to really raise money to help further support Houston Pets Alive, which is what he's doing this for anyway. It's a kid, fifth grader, can play music and liked animals. And that's what he did. picture of him next to like dog crates with a keyboard like a cassio keyboard. That's awesome.

It's like, he's not Beethoven. It's like a kid that you can tell, can play piano pretty good, and all these dogs are sitting there just chilling. I wonder if he'll ever reach number one in the dog charts. I haven't looked recently. Still, oh, who let the dogs out? Still number one. Oh, no. After all this time, by the Baja

men, still, how much that doggy in the window is at number two? That was a good one. Yeah, wild tunes. Looks like it's a number 11 right now, but we're rooting for it. Let's go, baby. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something. good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what y'all say. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Cliford Show.

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