The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full) Having a Fake Wedding to Make Your Ex Jealous + 5 Need to Know Life Hacks + Testing Our Knowledge of George Strait Songs

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

We talk about a woman who had a fake wedding to get their ex jealous that went viral... does this make her un-dateable? Bobby tells us five life hacks that will make your life easier. Plus, see if we can guess George Strait songs off a one second clip! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Amy how old do you feel I am 40 but I don't feel 40 I don't know how to define it I guess I feel 30 unless I'm wearing heels and my knees start to hurt in my back if you were to assign a number though

to the age you feel 30 30 feel 30 wow yeah what about you you're 41 Yeah, 33, 34. What? What?

Really? You guys feel younger than you are? Yes! I mean, I feel like physically, I look my best at my age now. You do. You do look great. I think because I take care of myself now when I used to not. Physically, the only thing that hurts about me is if I get hurt, it's harder to bounce back. The recovery, yeah. I still can work out and see results and metabolism is still pretty good.

You're 42? Yeah. What would you put the age that you feel? 65. Wow. No, I'm dead serious. Guys, I wake up and I sit at the edge of my bed for about 10 minutes and I'm like, I don't know if I can do this today. What?

That's a problem. If I stood up right now, my knees would hurt and I would limp my way to the door until I get to the bathroom. What's wrong with you? I don't know, man. A survey of 2,000 Americans found that most people 40 and older feel at least seven years younger. Wow. Okay. Because they still see their younger selves.

when looking in the mirror. That is true. I don't see the aging, you know? Because it's, you look at yourself every day, but then I look back at a picture and I'm like, oh, I look older. Yes. Where Caitlin gets me is we'll run into somebody, if we're back in Arkansas especially that I used to know when I was younger, and I'll be like, dang, he looks a lot older. Like, wow. And she's like, yeah, you do too.

I'm like, but no. I mean, who. Not like that. Like that is, that's a rough life. And she's like, he's your age. Yeah. And so only other people have aged, not. I can see me getting a little older.

My sideburns turn gray. Any face hair, there's little gray in it here, certain spots of my chin. The top of my head hasn't turned gray yet. Maybe there's, if you look closely, you can find some, but it's still pretty dark. But I'm like, I should, you know, color my sideburns. What's that? You used to do a little bit on for TV. They would, they would do the whole thing.

and she would Caitlin be like, I don't like that. Yeah, no, I don't either. I don't like when guys do just for men or whatever that is. Don't be a hater. I'm just saying. You girls get to do everything. I know. We do that and we get chastised.

Wait, you just said she didn't like it either. Yeah, I'm talking to her too. Let us do our thing. I just, I like a gray beard or a gray. Like if your facial hair is gray, then like let it be gray. Don't dye it. I guess for me mostly it was when I was still trying to find love. I didn't want to be the old.

old guy with gray who would someone would be like, oh, he's too old. Right. So color it until you snag her up. Then I'm just letting it rip. Yeah. That's right. It's time to go over and reach in and open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hey, Bobby Bones. I have a dilemma and I hoped you could give me some advice. I'm 32. I recently started seeing a new guy. We haven't had any conversations about it.

but we're officially dating. We're not talking about girlfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend. Hey, it's fine with me. I'm just trying to mostly go with the flow. My question is, I don't want to have biological kids. I am physically able to get pregnant. I love kids. I want kids, but due to medical issues

and the potential to pass on some less than ideal autoimmune conditions, I don't want to have them myself. When do I have that conversation with him? Since we haven't had any other important conversation, I don't want to jump straight to kids when we haven't even talked about if we're in a relationship or not really, could use some advice on how and when to bring this up.

Thank you so much. That's interesting. She wants kids, but she doesn't want to pass something on to them. Also, I don't think this is so much about the other person. I think you're being extremely unselfish going, I'm going to wait until it's okay with him.

You need to have that selfish talk up for yourself too, right? Like, you don't want to get too bonded to someone, and then they figure out that you don't want kids in a way they do. Like, it's okay to be selfish about this and go, hey, I don't, listen, here's the situation. I know we're getting closer. Or you can just bring up kids. Like you ever want kids?

Or like, what do you think about adoption? I think for you, the good thing, it's okay to be selfish about having these conversations even earlier than societyally norm is to go. You ever want to have kids? Did you come from a big family? Like, what's your situation? Because I think you can talk about that stuff early on in dating without being like, how many kids are we having? Right. And maybe not even like, are we having?

Yeah. Like what? It's just a way to bring it up and go. Do you want kids? And then you just tell your story. because it's not fair to you if you are falling for someone and you have the opportunity to put this out front for you not to do that.

So I get it. You don't want to scare somebody off. But I do think it's okay to have this conversation whenever you feel good about it. You don't have to wait for them. It's about you. Be a little selfish about it. Do you think it matters when she has the conversation?

Like, is it matter if she has it very early or is it different if she has it in a year? That's what I'm saying. That's the question. Don't wait a year. Yeah. But I don't think the answer is going to be different. No, but my answer is, are you feeling like you should talk about it?

Talk about it. Yeah. The end. Because I don't want her to get into a really happy, healthy relationship and then have to break that off because he doesn't want what she wants. Right. And so you can say it's selfish or unselfish. I say it's okay to be selfish about it and kind of break the rules of talking about kids and make it about you and be like, hey, I don't really want to have a kid. And here's why.

But I do want to have kids in a different way. So go at it. Go to town. Today. Have lunch. You don't have to bring up kids in such a serious way. We're like, okay, tell me your future plans and children. Where are you going to raise them and how you're going to?

You want a bunch of kids? Like, that's a great, easy intro question. Wait, do you want a bunch of kids? Like a bunch. What is that man? Yeah, I mean, I could see. Having a couple. I don't want nine or anything.

What about you? Well, I do want kids. But here's my situation. I can't, blah. It's out there. It's not a, hey, let's have a. sit down talk. Right, before everybody gets too invested in the relationship and too bonded. Have it now. How early did you guys have just any conversation about kids? You and Caitlin?

I think I was like, hey, I'm Bobby. She goes, hey, I'm Caitlin. I want to have your kids right now. Now. Yeah, I knew. I just knew. Early, I knew kids were important to her because we were just talking about what's important to us. It wasn't a relationship type conversation where it was like, what are we going to do together. It was, hey, what do you like? Like regardless of what happens with us. Like, what's the deal? If we're together, we're not together, like, what did you want to do? And she's like, oh, I can't wait to have kids. Like, I've always wanted to have kids.

I didn't feel uncomfortable by that conversation because we weren't so invested at that time and being together forever. So have the conversation soon because it sounds like you want to have it. And don't feel bad about it. It's okay to be about you. That's it. It's good. You want to add anything?

No, I mean, I agree. Like, it's better to have this conversation. But in a, yeah, and not in like a pressurey type way. It's a way. Like, oh, look at that. What'd you watch last night? Oh, yeah? How about kids?

And that's okay. And that is the mailbag. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Morgan, if they want to email us, what do they do? Mailbag at Bobbybones.com. This guy's name is John.

He lives in North Carolina. It is weird. His brain allows him to speak and sing backwards. That's amazing. Crazy. A few years ago, he found it he has Asperger Syndrome, which is a neurodevelopment. disorder. It's on the autism spectrum. Elon Musk was on SNL going, hey, I think I might be the first

host with Asperger's. And it was the first time that he had even acknowledged, at least publicly, that he had it. And with that, there's some social awkwardness, they say comes with it. But with this guy, he can speak and sing backwards. Here he is singing the family guy theme song backwards. So it sounds like it's another language. Here it is forward, by the way. It seems today that all you see is violence in movies that takes on TV. But where are those good old fashion palues? On which to you is to rely. Wow. Like there's a family time.

Play it backward again? It's him singing it backward. You, math, Z. Which is crazy. His brain allows him to do that. He can visualize things backwards. He wants, at one point he realized,

wow, everybody else can't do this. And he felt weird about it, he said. But now he's like, hey, this is actually kind of cool. In a smaller way, like Caitlin can spell words backwards. Yeah, fast. You can just go peanut. You can go PN 18. That's right.

But that was forward. But I didn't try. She can go. Here's a clip of her doing this. The word is, Starbucks. Let's go. S-T-A-R-A-C-S-K-U-B-R-A-T-S. The next word is baseball.

B-A-L-L-L-A-B-E-S-A-B. That's a crazy! Okay, let's do one more. Okay. Cabin-A-N-E-N-A-C. I'm not so that problem. C-A-B-N-E-A-C. What is happening here?

So she can see the word, I asked her. I was like, so what is it like? She goes, well, it's like I'm looking at a sign, or I see it written. And I can just read it forward and I see it and just go read the letters backward. Wow. Impressive. Like it's displayed in her brain like that, which is crazy.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, like I see just Starbucks coffee. Like I just see a coffee cup. Like you say Starbucks and I'm like, yum. You know, when you say Starbucks, I see the logo. I mean, that's, yeah. Give me a word, front word and backward. Not a crazy one.

Let me see if I can visualize it. Go. Catfish. Catfish. Catfish. C-A-T-F-I-S-H. H-S-I-F-T-A-C. Good, good, but not as fast as Caitlin.

But I have never exercised that part of my way. Was that right? I think so. Yeah. Sounded right. I could kind of see it peek in it. Maybe that's a thing. Go.

Give me another word. Sharp shooter. Sharp shooter. Sh-A-R-H-A-R-E-R-E-A. It's too long. It's too long. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Scott Anderson was driving with his 11-year-old son out in California and some terrible weather. The wind is blowing. It's raining. He loses control of the car off the side of the highway and boom, boom, boom, boom. 500 feet down the side of a cliff. Boom, they land upside down. Wow, they fell that far.

500 feet. And 45 minutes later and off-duty fire. Firefighters driving by and he sees a broken mile marker sign. He's like, hmm, that's not right. Let me pull over and investigate. And he looks down and he sees the wreckage and he calls, you know, for emergency personnel. They bring a helicopter and they take a rescue. It takes five hours to get the guy in his son, only minor injuries.

I mean, think about a football field. That's 300 feet, 100 yards, 300 feet. Yeah. And think about that downhill and you're falling the whole way. That's like that plus more. and they lived, and then they rescued it for five hours. Everybody's good? Everybody's good.

Minor injuries, but the rescue did take five. I mean, just imagine you're sitting there 45 minutes. No one's coming. No one's coming. And it takes five hours to get you out and only minor injuries. And you're sitting there with your 11-year-old son. What are you talking about? Hey, man.

Probably not that chill. How's school? Yeah, yeah. You need to get your homework done. All right. Great story. Thanks to those responders. That is what it's all about.

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All right, it's time for riddle me this. I'll give you adults some kids riddles. If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place would you be in now? If you were running a race and you passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now? 15 seconds starts now.

You'd now be in second place because you didn't pass the person in first, so you'd be in second. If you're running a race and you pass the person in second place, what place would you be in now? Second place. The answer is second place.

That's so good, Amy. So good. I was like, come on, it's first. It's easy. Got it. Lunchbox. Yep. I look at you, you look at me. I raise my right, you raise your left.

What am I? Your reflection. I look at you, you look at me. I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I? Riddle me this. You raise your right. Yeah, it has to be your reflection

because the mirror is opposite, so it has to be reflection. The answer is a mirror or reflection. That's great. Oh, wow. I didn't really. Is that? Eddie.

Come on. Riddle me this. David's parents have three sons. Snap, crackle, and blank. What's the name of that third son? Wait, what? What on earth? David's parents.

David's parents have three sons. Snap, crackle, and blank. What's the name of the third son? Riddle me this now. I feel like you're walking me right into snap. Crackle and pop. But I don't know what else it could be. David's parents have three sons, snap, crackle, and blank.

What's the name of the third? Amy has it. You have five seconds, Eddie? Oh my gosh. Guys, I've got nothing. David's parents have three sons, snap crackle and blank. What's the name of the third son? Pop.

Pop. He says pop. Eddie, David's parents have three sons. Snap, crackle and pop. No. Eddie, listen to him. Listen to the question. David's parents have three sons.

Oh, dang it! It's David! It's David! He said it like 52 times! He's like, yeah, pop, I feel good about pop. Come on, man, Rice Krispies. Yeah, pop me down. Dang it.

Eddie. Yep. You've been eliminated. Yes, that was easy. Thank you. He doesn't have to listen. David's parents. Amy, the more you have it, the less you see.

What is it? The more you have it. have it, the less you can see. What is it? Go. Darkness? The more you have it. The more you have it, the less you see. Sleep, eyelids, darkness. Answer? Darkness. The answer is darkness. Oh, cool. Lunchbox. Yep. How much dirt is in a hole five feet wide, and four feet deep.

How much dirt is in a hole five feet wide and four feet deep. Riddle me this. Action. Time is going here. I can just tell you if you want that. Go ahead. None, because it's a hole. Boo-ya.

Genius. I had that. Genius. Eddie, would you? I started calculating five times before and then I'm like, no, that's not right. That's good. Amy. A kid riddle for you.

I have a straight back. and I have sharp teeth for cutting. What am I? I have a straight back and I have sharp teeth for cutting. What am I? A straight back. I have a straight back.

I have a straight back. It's either like a, I was picturing like a bread knife or a saw. But I don't think you talk about a bread knife having teeth. But I think a saw has teeth. I have a straight back and sharp teeth for cutting. What am I? A saw. A saw is correct.

A bread. Night. Interesting. I wouldn't even know what that is. It's like a miniature saw for bread. Lunchbox over to you. Yeah. What has a ring but no finger? What has a ring but no finger?

Riddle me this. Time starts now. Ring but no finger. Oh, got it. Doorbell. Ding, it rings. Doorbell. We'll take doorbell or phone. Wow. I was going to say Saturn.

You know what? That would have worked too. Oh, yeah? Because doorbell's not on the list. It only says phone, and we gave that to him. Okay. Amy, what has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks,

and has a bank but no money. I'll read it to you again. What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank, but no... I'm in. A river. Correct.

Amazing. Oh. Wow. Okay. Lunchbox, what can you never get rid of when you actually lose it? What can you never get rid of when you actually lose it?

Riddle me this. Say it one more time. What can you never get rid of when you? you actually lose it. Man, I don't know if this is right. But you don't get rid of your mind, even though you lose it.

You lose your mind, but it is lose your mind just a saying. That is, um, oh, go ahead. Is your answer? Yeah, that's my answer is lose your mind. It's incorrect. It's your temper. If you lose your temper,

losing your temper actually means getting a temper, having a temper. Oh. Yeah, so Amy, you defended your crown as the riddle master. You want to celebrate? I don't do it. I feel uncomfortable when I do it.

But if you win, you get to do riddle me this your own way. I know, oh, my own way. Okay, all right, here we go. Hit me. Hit it. Riddle me this. Oh. I just don't like to yell.

Yeah, you can do it. I mean, that's great. Good for you. Lunchbox sent me a note. He said, hey, I have the bonehead story of the year. I'd like to share this. This would make me end it. That means you would, this would happen and you would probably end my life.

Oh, my gosh. Is that what he meant? Yeah, I would assume this made me end. End it. I don't know. And I think everybody that if this happened to you, you would end it. Okay. This would be it.

Here is your bonehead story of the year from lunchbox. Go ahead. This story comes to us from Los Angeles, California. Back on November 14th, a woman went into a gas station, bought a lottery ticket, and she matched all numbers for the $26 million jackpot. Only problem is she left the ticket in her jeans, went to do a load of laundry, washed the jeans and destroyed the ticket. And now she can't claim the prize.

And all that money is going to go to the education system of California. Oh, that's the worst news ever. We have questions. Yeah. I mean, oh my gosh. How do they know it was her? She is on video. She went back to the gas station.

It was like, hey, you got to go find the tape. Like, I purchased it at this gas station. She's a regular at the gas station. They know her as a lottery player. They went and found the tape and they turned it over to lottery officials. And they said, look, that's great. But if you don't have a picture of you holding the front and backside of the ticket, nothing we can do. This is just my ignorance with the lottery.

But how do they know that she selected those numbers? They can tell what time the ticket was purchased and where. Oh, so they could just... They can match everything with the computers. So they could take the security footage and say 6.42 p.m. and then they can say this ticket was sold at 6.42 p.m. at this place.

And so they could verify that it was her. I would think that that's enough to prove that it was her. I don't think so. I think you need to have the ticket. Really? Otherwise, why don't you just go in at a time and go, hey, put me up for 642 here on my numbers and walk out with no ticket and just verify everyone.

I just think with like today's technology, like we got to be better than a piece of paper to prove that you won the lottery. Right. What do you do after you buy your ticket? You hold on your ticket. it and you take it, right? But she didn't do that.

You know the rule. Well, she did do that. She just left it in her jeans. It stinks. Oh, no, this is, this is life ending. Guys, it's not life ending.

Listen, $26 million down the drain. Like you take the cash sum, it's like $19.7 million. Yes, and after taxes, it's probably $12 million. Yeah. Maybe it's come.

But yes, I know, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, first of all, let's get the facts right. About $11 million, but I don't think that's worth killing yourself over. Okay, I'm going to look at the bright side here, and you know how sometimes the lottery ruins people's lives? Not everybody.

It just ruined her life. No, no. What I'm saying is, what if this is like some weird way of protecting her? Like the lottery, that much money was going to ruin her life? You think God just put that ticket in her pocket and washed up? He's like, we don't need this to happen to her. Maybe? Maybe.

She wasn't ready for it. Like, what if it's a blessing in disguise? I'm just trying to find. There is nothing, there's no blessing about losing $12 million. $1,000. Have you ever seen the lottery ruined my life on... To be fair, we did a story

that said, hey, we know that there are a lot of stories about the lottery running people's lives. For the most part, people that win are pretty happy. I know. Yeah. For the most part. Oh my gosh.

What if? What if that were you? What would you really do? Stop it. Don't say that. I'd try end it. No, you wouldn't. You're so fully correct.

Don't want to make light of that. No, I'm not making light of it. I'm being serious. Okay. Like something you're. dreamed about and you had the money in your hands, you had the life you've been dreaming about in your hands and it just went away in the, it's a wash. Okay. Okay. So she's not getting the money. For sure they're saying no, no chance. They said they'll still investigate, but very unlikely she's

going to get the money. Wow. There's still a chance. I'm shocked. I honestly would think if they have security footage in the timestamp, that's good enough. Can you prove without a doubt it was her face? I don't know And what if she gave the ticket to someone else Because then someone come forward to say Oh actually she bought that ticket for me So I think that's why you have to have Oh that's true

Dang I'm there you go I'm the one that bought it I'm lunchbox and that is your bonehead Story of the Year She can do it on purpose though Bonehead usually do dumb stuff on purpose Well no

A bonehead is making an accident too That's pretty boneheady To have your lottery ticket And then do the wash She's probably just played so many times before and lost that she's like, oh, there's my lottery ticket. She probably doesn't pay attention. Now you guys got me all down in the dumps. All right.

We got some voicemails last night that we want to play here. Here's the first one. Bobby and show. I am a podcast listener. I have been for a while. And I just finished listening to the Keith Urban interview. And it's just so uplifting. You guys are just so great.

And what's been kind of a tough weekend for me has just. I feel like I'm hanging out with my friends when I listen with y'all. So thanks for the joy you bring into our lives. Take care, everybody. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. Here is one more. Morning studio.

I thought that you might like to know that my two-year-old who's potty training calls the potty, the Bobby. I have to go to the Bobby. All right. You can always leave us a voicemail when we're not on the air. 877-77 Bobby. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I got some happiness hacks.

These take five minutes or less. So if you're feeling a little down, maybe try taking 10 breaths. All you got to do is close your eyes, focus on the inhale and the exhale 10 times. Boom, you might be a little bit happier. Also, you can just listen to a happy song. Like, Bobby, what's a song that makes you happy? The opening of Ma Maria. Ma Maria.

Yeah, maybe because we get to sing that with them too. Oh, yeah. It brings back that memory. Maybe so, but I wonder why when you said that, I went right to My Maria from Brooks and Dunn. That was a happy memory for me. Watching y'all side stage perform with Brooks and Dunn, it is one of my top five career moments.

And I wasn't a part of it. I just was like filming at side stage. Okay, so this is kind of cool if you share a home with somebody. The household chore gap is shrinking dramatically, so men are really stepping up their game. It found that men and women, it's now 50-50 when it comes to chores. Cleaning, cooking, washing clothes. It's almost exactly the same.

Yeah, I would say we don't split stuff in half. We just do different things, right? Yeah, like men tend to do more outside chores and women kind of do indoor bits 50-50. Oh, I don't do crap outside. You don't? But I'm not very manly. No, no, no, no. But I, you know, I handle the dogs.

I take them out in the morning, feed them at night. Like for the most part, the dogs feeding, waking, sleeping is my job. Trash going out, like stuff like that will be mine. Yeah, see? That's outside. You take the trash out. I think she probably does more than me, though. I was about to list all hers, and I was like, maybe I do like two things. Well, then maybe you need to step

it up. Yeah, I hear you. At home. Well, Dolly Parton was at the Whole Health includes mental health event, and she was talking about the stigma related to mental illness. We all experienced moments of anxiety or depression at one time or another, and I believe

that it's how we handle those moments that ultimately defines us. Yeah, you know, she said she experiences it too. So a lot of people tend to think that she's always happy. And then she put in a joke right after that where she said, but to be honest, that's just my Botox. But I mean, I love Dolly's sense of humor. But really, it's cool that Dolly was a part of that and she was sharing some of her experience so that people don't feel alone. And yeah, to just normalize talking about mental health issues. So shout out Dolly Parton. I am Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.

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if I'm like really frantic. Sometimes Caitlin tells me your energy is frantic right now because I'll have 93 things to do. And I'm like, okay, I've got to do this. She's like, yep, frantic energy. Either sit with me or, pet the dog and that's what I do oh wow sometimes I get confusing I pet her

oh she did say either pet me though yes so it is it is something our moves are if she's not there I'll sit on the floor and Stanley the bulldog will come over and he'll sit in between my legs like I'll sit down and put my legs out you'll come make a circle sit in between them and I just pet him for a minute and then I feel I do feel a little bit better

but people say if you sit with your pets what it does it releases a hormone in your brain that actually calms you down just for a second. Remove your frantic energy. I believe that. Not with Eller, though, because she's nuts, still. She actually makes me more frantic.

Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. 6.30 is the best time on the clock. Okay. Hands down. There you. That was the Morning Corny. Quick check-in.

Let's do a segment called What's the Haps? Hey! What's the Haps? Basically, it's what's happening in your life right now. Amy? Well, I just want to shout out to my 14-year-old daughter and her whole class. Like, they had a service day instead of a normal school day. So instead of going in and learning, they went to this elderly woman's house who's also a widow.

And they helped clean the inside, the outside, and then clean some cars. And she just came home and said it was the coolest day. So I'm glad that she enjoyed being a part of something like that and helping out this widow. She's starting to like that kind of stuff? Yes. I mean, I think that she's a kind kid, so she likes to help out. I don't know that she's ever gone to an elderly person's home and helped clean up and work in the yard. Give him back.

But yeah, I think that she's into that for sure. Eddie, how are your kid's doing with that? With a giving back, they're still having gotten that concept yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey! Hey! Hey, what's the ass? Eddie, speaking of your kids, tell your story.

So, you know, we're really deep into baseball season right now. So the coaches are like, hey, have them watch Major League Baseball. That way they understand the game. Every little situation that they're in, they get it. So that's what we've been doing. We've been watching Major League Baseball. And I guess the players, you know, they make a lot of money. So a lot of these players like to wear jewelry.

So the one thing my kids got out of watching Major League Baseball on TV is now they want to start wearing jewelry to their baseball games. Like gold chains Gold necklaces with crosses on them and stuff like that Are you gonna let them? No, no, no, I think it's dangerous. Like I think that because the only jewelry they have now is a tiger tooth that totally they got from the book fair or whatever

And so that's all they got and they're like, can I wear the tiger tooth? Like, go, guys, if you slide in a second, you can stab someone with that tooth. No jewelry right now. You put under your shirt. Like they did. What if I get them a couple crosses? I mean, they'd wear it 100%. Would you let them wear it in the game?

I don't know. I mean, I was really. firm on like you cannot wear the tiger tooth. But I mean, if you want to give them cross them... The tiger tooth might actually cut into them. For sure. Yeah. Why do they wear necklaces when they play?

I would think when they run really fast... It flops. Yeah, but that would get annoying. Amy, this one guy, he was wearing like hundreds of diamonds. He slid in the second. The diamonds went everywhere. You know what he did? But another one.

Yeah, he did. No problem. It's like the guy that was driving the Tesla in San Francisco. He has a Tesla and he puts it in auto mode and he gets in the back seat, right? And so he like waves of people and shoots videos of himself in the back seat as the car is driving. Well, so they arrested him and they impounded the car and he went to jail. And as soon as he got out of jail, he's so rich, he went and bought another Tesla and did it as he left.

Dang. Oh, my gosh. That's bollers. He was like, I have a lot of money. What are you going to do? Hey, what's the hat? I talked about it on the show. I found out about three weeks or so ago, maybe a month.

So I've been, I have IBS. Oh, yes. Because I haven't been able to eat food. Irital bowel syndrome. And so I've been on this thing, this pill called Lenzest. Yeah, I feel like it took a while to get working right, but it's pretty good. And so I guess IBS is supposed to be embarrassing to talk about. Well, you're going to break that stigma.

I don't care. I'm rocking it. I always thought I'm an itchy bowel. Itchy butt. Yeah, like basically it's itchy butt syndrome. No, it's way more irritating than that. But I'm on this, I don't know, it's probably not for everybody, but I'm on this lens. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

Good for you. Yeah. I eat and don't feel like. this. Oh. And then it after, oh, it feels like two people are boxing

inside my stomach. Oh, man. But now, all good. I eat, asleep, a poop. The end. Good for you. Pretty great.

Hey. Hey, what's the hatch? Lunchbox. Man, I busted my wife hardcore. I guess she thought I was going to be working late or whatnot. I come home and she's sitting

on the front porch with her former co-worker. Just drink it. There are two bottles of wine in in the middle of a freaking weekday afternoon. some cheese crackers and just hanging out. And I'm like, hey, girl, you've been unemployed for a year now.

You don't think you should be looking for jobs. Not too busy looking at empty wine bottles. Just chatting it up with her and her former coworker. What's his name? I don't know his name. Oh, is a guy? Yeah, I was just joking. I was just joking.

Yeah. Gay? No. Okay. This is getting interesting. I mean, I don't care about the dude part. So you're sitting on a porch. Okay, so if your wife came home and you were on the porch with a woman, she wouldn't care?

No. Okay. Like, I don't care about the dude part. I'm just talking about, hey, you know, maybe get up that computer and send off some resumes. Instead, they were just chatting it up. Good old style. I mean, they were hugging and kissing, but that's not the important part. She needs to get a job.

No, they weren't any hugging her kissing. She was a rushing to button her shirt up, but, you know. Her hair still looked like it was all, you know, fixed perfectly. It wasn't all. But, yeah, I mean, cheese, crackers, two bottles of wine, pitcher of water. I mean, they were having a good old time. Man, that unemployed life must be nice. All right, there you have it.

Developing story. I think they call that fun employed. I mean, yeah, Eddie, check that out. That looks like a good time to you? Yeah, it does. A lot of wine, a lot of cheese. You took a picture of them? I took a picture of them.

I didn't take a picture of them. I took a picture of the stuff. You want to hire a private eye, take a picture of them. I know, I'm not worried about them. Okay, all right, all right. All right, that's what's up. What's a movie that was so. good, but you look back and go,

I don't want to watch that again. Like it was so good, and for whatever reason, you're just like, but I don't have it in me to get into it again. For me, it was her. Did you guys ever watch her? Oh, no, no. That's a sad one. Where he fell in love with, like, the operating system? I felt awkward

the whole time. Yes. It's awkward, but it's a sad person. Like, I related to that guy. I know. Because I could never find the person for me. And so what it was, it's kind of like an AI. And it developed its personality based on what you like. And he was like, oh, I kind of like having someone to always talk to.

But it was AI and he falls in love with it. Joaquin Phoenix? Yeah. Oh, that's so weird. Who saw her? I saw it. I remember now. Did you guys like it?

It was a good movie. You liked it. Really good movie. I thought it was fantastic too. So good. I can't get back into it. I can't watch it again. But that for me is it because I felt sad and also I know what happens and I don't need to

relive that. I think that was also a different time for me. Why didn't you like it? I just felt awkward. It's not something I was enjoying at all I was like what this is weird And then it's probably our future Is there a movie that you watched

That you're like wow it was really good But I'm not gonna watch it again Dear Zachary Oh dear Zachary Oh gosh that's so good Don't watch that But it's so good though Don't watch it

You should watch it You should watch it but do not watch it You will feel awful It's a documentary Dear Zachary I cried for like 30 minutes afterwards Have any of us ever watched it twice No

No chance Right but you do kind of tell other people to watch it You say don't watch it, but watch it. It's on Netflix, I think. It's on one of those streaming services. It's called Dear Zachary. It is.

Yeah. And you will watch it and you will feel after it's over. You're just like, I don't like life. But it's so good. It's so good. But don't watch it. Eddie? Easy.

One of my favorite movies is Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It's so good, but it's four hours long, but I'll never watch that again. That's the actual, that's just the Benjamin Button one with Brad Pitt. I didn't know it was called The Curious Case. I mean, it's a fantastic movie. but man, it's like it takes forever. It does take forever. And I started that movie and I was a lot older.

And I finished it. It's so long. It was that long. Lunchbox? Manchester by the sea. Oh my gosh. I think I'll watch that. It is so good.

But man, it is so sad that I don't ever want to see it again because it just makes you feel, oh. Who's in it? Casey Affleck. I never seen it. I think I watched it. I don't remember being that move by it. Maybe I was just at a weird time

Like I sometimes you can't focus really when you're watching a movie Yeah And I think I watch it on my computer Ray Mundo ever watched a movie and you're like that's so good But I want to see it again I had to think back on this one and I went with Bambi I mean it's sad

Good movie I love Bambi and Thumper That's good But you start to hate as a kid when the deer gets shot No no no What? He's running and then he realizes his mom's not there Yeah you go into tears Yeah as a kid

Yeah But the same thing, like you're talking about sad movies for kids. What was it? Oh, Yeller? I think I saw that one. You never saw, oh, yeah. No, come on. No, no clue.

First of all, who has seen O' Yeller? Yeah. You have, right? Yes. Who hasn't? Me? I. What, today is Wednesday?

Oh, 206. Yeah, today's Wednesday of the 26. I'm going to give you two weeks. Oh, boy. Amy, you've never seen it either? Don't say anything, lunchbox. To watch O' Yeller. Two weeks.

What? year was this? I don't know, like 60s, 70s. Is it in color? Yeah. All right, movie night boys. You ever see where the red fern grows? No. No, yes. I mean, yes. Can I tell you, my mom? Now you're lying.

We were taking a road trip when we were kids to Chicago to see my grandparents and my mom was like, oh, we'll read a book as a family on the way there. And we read where the red ferns grow and the ending when we pulled into grandma and grandpa's driveway, oh, we were all bawling, terrible family book. Which one? Who has seen both? Have you seen both movies? Yeah. No, I don't think I've seen the movie where the red fur.

Oh, man, that's, don't. I'm going to give you guys the highest rated one. Because old yellow, I believe, is on Disney Plus. Is it a cartoon? No. No. It's a real movie. Yeah, and it has an audience score of 80 and a tomato meter of 100% in writing tomatoes.

Okay. And that's on Disney Plus. You can pick which one. Okay. Or you can watch where the red fern grows from 1974, which makes. maybe a little more new, which has about an 80% on rotten tomatoes as well. Oh, 80 versus 100. Well, no, it was 80 and 80.

I would go with Old Yeller if I were you guys. Okay. It's on Disney Plus. You guys have Disney Plus? Yes. Okay. So you have two weeks to watch Old Yeller. Don't watch it with the kids.

It's a kid's movie. Should I watch it with the whole family? No. Oh, no. Oh, no. But it's a kids movie. You know it's on Disney Plus. I understand that.

Okay. Watch it with your family. Have you seen Steel Magnolius yet? Yeah. When? Are you lying? You're lying. Hey, you come through with Old Yeller.

We'll talk about Still Magnolia. Lunchbox sent me the story last night, and he said, is this girl undaatable? Because if you Google her, you have to break up with her. Lunchbox, tell the story. So she broke up with her boyfriend back in 2019, and I guess she still likes him, wants to get back with him. So she set up a whole fake wedding hired. actors, like to sit and she did pictures and everything and put him up hoping he would come running back. That is crazy. She's 24 years old. She had an entire fake wedding to make him jealous.

Yeah, that's a little nuts. I would, that's a lot nuts. I would think you wouldn't go all the way to wedding, though. Like, if you want to drive somebody crazy and see if they want to come back by the means of jealousy, you just like record yourself holding hands with someone showing in a happy relationship. And that's even crazy to fake that. but she was committed. But the wedding, that's bizarre even. She probably felt like she needed him to know. He was about to lose her forever. And how do we find out about this? She put it all out on TikTok.

Oh, she revealed herself. She revealed herself. Hey, look, I did this to get him. But if you see that she's married, how would you go running back and be like, oh, well, it's over because she's married now? In a desperate attempt to make her ex-boyfriend jealous, a woman faked an elaborate wedding to get revenge on an old flame. a TikTok video of her envy-inducing antics has gone viral, more than 2 million views, thousands of comments. If you Googled this and you were about to date this person,

you saw, would that make you go, nope, I can't date her, she's nuts. 100% or if it was a guy. Morgan, you're in the dating world. If some dude had done this and you Googled and found it, what would you think? It would be hard for me to look fast at. I mean, just honestly, if I Google something, somebody's name and anything pops up, that's not good. It's probably not a good thing.

I always Google somebody's name, and as long as it's pretty clear on Google, then I'm pretty clear to date them. Have you ever Googled someone's name and something came up that you were uncomfortable with? Oh, yeah. Really? Yes. Like what?

People just have, like, pass that they won't talk about on a first date, and if you're not, like, smart about hiding your past, then it'll pop up on Google. What are we talking about here? I mean, I... Criminal records? Yeah. I've, like, met on a dating app and saw someone. I was like, you know, I'm just going to Google their name,

make sure everything's clear because I get a little weird feeling. Bob, bub, they've had some arrest records. Not quite sure what it is, but they're in the book somewhere for an arrest. So I just kind of fall away. If someone Googles you, are they going to find anything that's uncomfortable? No, I mean, I learned that, like, my old resume is on there so they can get some of my personal information. So I took that down.

But besides that, no, I have some funny photos that should probably take off Facebook. book, but nothing bad. Apparently this girl's ex-boyfriend found out through Instagram, texted her the next day, and freaked out because he thought she was cheating on him while they were together because a wedding seems like a lot quickly. Wow. So is she undatable?

Yes. Oh, she's undatable, period. Lunchbox? Undatable. Absolutely psycho. Eddie? Of course, man. There's no question about it. Morgan? Yeah, definitely. Dang, I was the only one that thought, yeah, maybe not. I don't give her a... She's young?

But? Yeah, she's undatable. Yeah, she's undidable. For now, anyway. We've got a list of amazing hacks. I know you brought this up earlier. Number one, put onions in the freezer for 10 minutes before you chop them. You ever heard about this? Oh, I've heard either that or drop them in ice water.

So that would be the same thing. They're less likely to make you cry because it takes longer for the juices to release the chemical gas that makes you tear up. Good hack. So put your onions in the freezer. And freezer's way easier than making an ice bucket. Yeah. But are they harder to, I guess 10 minutes wouldn't all the way freeze them up. Not going to freeze it.

Number two. use a cheese grater for hard butter, especially if you're baking. It softens up a lot faster, and you don't have to risk liquefying it in the microwave. Genius. I always put it in the microwave, and it turns into a hot mess. And then I don't know if something about microwaving, it changes the chemical makeup, and it doesn't do what it's supposed to do in baking, but that's a pro tip. I love it.

This one is for me because I have a piece of paper. I'm so OCD about stuff, and everything we talk about that I have listed, I mark off with a permanent marker, with a sharpie, big, big bold sharpie. We go through about four big fat sharpies a month here. And so the next one is if you get permanent marker on your skin, you can use nail polish to remove it.

Oh. Regardless of where it is. Nail polish. Nail polish remover. Yeah, whatever. That's what I mean. You don't want to paint your hands. Yeah, that's a good point.

It does a removeer. I quit reading it, nail polish. Okay. What? Well, I got something, well, one of my kids got permanent marker on my white kitchen countertop. It probably will work because we have white counters here on this studio and we get it off.

Okay. With that stuff. Next up, use Windex to get a ring off your finger. Oh. It won't come off. Okay. Someone at jewelry store said it works. The Windex has compounds called surfactants that lower surface tension basically makes it a little slicker

and it will come off. Interesting. And then finally, this one's going to blow your mind. You can use chips as kindling if you need to start a fire. What? Like Doritos? Corn chips, potato chips, Doritos work.

They're all flammable because of all the fat and oil. No way. Awesome. And they burn slowly, which is good. And then your fire smells like Nacho cheese. On running wild with the bear girls

when Caitlin and I were on, what we learned on the show was you can take one of those brillo pads, take it with you when you go camping and a battery. And all you have to do is take the brillop pad, twist it up like a mustache, take both ends, put it on the battery,

and it starts a fire. Oh. It's pretty crazy. We were like mind blown. So to start a fire, that's all you have to do. You just got to make sure to have a battery and a Brillow bag with you. I might just take it with you. Might just take a lighter.

No, but if you're going out and you're out of lighters. Good point. You may put it in like your bag of stuff. You're just in case stuff. Right, right. Put a bad. Just in case you lose your lighter. Yeah.

Yeah, I would take matches a lot. There's a whole lot of things I would take. But maybe you don't have it and you're scrubbing dishes and you have a battery. You're right. Yeah. I will play you one second of a famous George Strait song, name the song. If you miss it, you are eliminated.

Have I shared with you that fun fact about his middle name being Harvey before? Do you know my dad's full name was Harvey Clifton Moffitt and George and my dad are named after the same Harvey. Harvey Ball. He's like a judge type attorney or lawyer judge. Yeah, they're from. Our families are very mingled. Like someone in his family was married to a Moffet and anyway, that's how my uncle ended up getting the job at his ranch. like they were very, it's not enough to where he would, he may, he knows who I'm talking about

if I said Harvey Ball, but like Harvey Ball is from like the 1800s. Between Amy being second cousin with George Strait. I'm not second cousins. And Ray having dinner every Wednesday at Garth Brooks's house. Pretty crazy. This is an oddly connected show that we don't, we didn't know anything about. I mean, you're friends with Ronnie Dunn now, so I guess that counts. I know my friends. I mean, we text every few weeks.

No, that's just, it's only top of mind because, yeah, my dad just passed away. I was going through a bunch of stuff, and I inherited a desk that once belonged to Harvey Ball. And that's who George's middle name is. From the 1800s? Yes. You should call George up and tell us if he wants it. Oh, no, I want it. Okay.

My dad, he left it to me for some reason, probably because it was already moved up here to Nashville, and, like, you don't want to ship it because it's very rickety. But it's kind of cool. Let's play. Can you name one second of a George straight song? Are you ready? Ready. Here we go.

Number one. Yeah? Give me? Well, write your answer now. Okay. It's elimination style. That is one split second. Eddie.

Amarilla by morning. Lunchbox. Amarillo by morning. Amy. Amarilla by morning. Okay, next up, name one second. Go. Ooh, you basically got drums in the first note there.

It's a pretty strong note, though. Yeah. Lunchbikes? Carrying your love with me. Eddie? Carrying your love with me. Amy? Carrying your love with me.

Name this song. A lot of drums George comes in intense with the drums He's like I want to start this one with the drums boys One more time Lunchbox Check yes or no

Eddie Check yes or no Amy Check yes or no Nice Okay Here we go Name this one

Boy Amy puts a pen down Like she's in I've never seen her be more in This game right here Lunchbox Oceanfront property Incorrect Eddie

The Fire Correct. Amy? Yeah. Only two survive. Next up. Ooh, ooh, Amy's struggling. Amy's struggling. One more time, Ray. Name that George Strait song, Amy. All my exes live in Texas. Eddie? All my exes live in Texas. This was my first George Strait big song that I would listen to and know all the words too.

Alright, here we go. Number six. Okay. Eddie? That is the chair. Amy? The chair. Nice. This is great.

We got two Texans here. We're going at it. Next up. Oh, that's a good one. That's an easy one. That's a softball right there. Amy? I cross my heart.

Eddie? I cross my heart. Okay, let's get a little bit harder. Next up. What? What is that computer game in the beginning? He's like, guys, I've been starting a lot with drums. Let's start with a computer game.

He's like, guys, fight up the Atari. and bring it over here to the microphone. Exactly. What is that? This was not in the box set. If you don't get it, we'll give you three seconds. If both of you don't get it, yeah. Okay.

Do you have anything, Amy? Yeah, Pac-Man. That's your answer? Yes, I don't have an answer. For the win, Eddie. I have write this down. No. That's not right.

Okay, we'll do, um... Hold on, hold on. We'll do sudden deaths. We'll keep playing it to one of you guys yell your name. Buzz in with your name. Here we go. I'm here for a good time. What's the name of the song?

I'm here for a good time. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Yeah. Can you play the hook of that, please, so we can hear that? Yes. I'm not here for a long time. I'm here for a good time. All right, there she is.

Amy, everybody. Bobby Boneshow. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A group of friends. We're out doing some drinking, having a good time. when the conversation turned to Tom Brady

and one guy's a huge Patriots fan. Other friends says Tom Brady is so much happier in Tampa so the New England fan beats him up. So they didn't fight about if Tom Brady was like a great player. They fought about their allegiance to which version of Tom Brady? Yeah, the 33-year-old is a New England Patriots fan talking about, oh, he loves the Patriots.

And the guy was like, no, he's happier in Tampa. That's a beating. Yeah, I get it. And they're best friends. So obviously, you, you, You led that story that they were drinking. Yeah, all day. Yeah.

All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Over on the phone is Mike in Denver. Mike, welcome to the show. What's going on? Morning. So I got a random question for you.

So last week you were talking about how it's really irritating to you, and it's really rude of a person to be late for an appointment. And so you always want everybody to be early. So, or at least non-time. So I'm starting a brand new job this morning. So is it considered rude if I'm early? You know, I got no problem with that. Actually, I'm kind of getting turned on.

Oh, gosh. What? I mean... What kind of job is it? Right. Let me ask that question. So it's a desk job. Like, I'm going to be a project manager.

My question is, if you go into this place early, are you imposing on someone who's already in there? Exactly. Because if not, get there an hour early and get to work if that's what you want to do. I think just you ask me the question. No, it's amazing to get places on time, to get places at early. It shows that you are dependable. It shows that you are thoughtful about other people's time because if you get there on time or early,

you're showing that you're not more important than anybody else. I will say there is like a thing of if it's too early that you may ruffle somebody else's feathers. Like if you're not disrupting, like sometimes Bobby. I've been ruffling feathers for years getting early and you know what? I'm climbing that ladder. Well, yeah, like Bobby will show up to parties early and you're not ready and you're not expecting guests yet. And you're like, oh, Bobby's already here. This is awkward.

That is true. And I've tried to do better at that. Right. I actually now will try to get to a party five minutes late because I feel like that. And you know it's okay. Yes. It's not like an important meeting. I would. I show up to Amy. She's still being her towel and like her hair and above me. She's like, we're going to start for an hour, man. I'm like, I'll just sit in the kitchen and wait. Yeah. But I'll... Is there any snacks? I'm like, well, there will be. They're just not out yet. Can I get also? Amy, I'll just let myself in the fridge. Is that cool? Getting it was, of course. Listen, you're fine. You're showing your bosses how dependable you are. Go get it, champ. Go make a difference.

Go be a good worker. Go get that raise. Put your kids through college. Teach them the same thing. Teach your children well. In the military, they always told us, if you're not 15 minutes early, then you're late. Wow, 15. I feel like that number gets bigger and bigger. Used to be five minutes.

That's probably a life or death situation, huh? What? In the military? If you train yourself to be early, at worst case, you'll be on time. Once I got a ticket coming into work, probably four or five months ago, cop pulls me over, gives me the business. like I got to give you a ticket set through, got to go ahead and go back to his car

wrote the whole ticket down Walk slowly back to give it to me Lectured me Oh my And you know what I still got here five minutes early Yeah well I mean that you left with plenty of time then Yes sure did Hey good for you Mike I commend you I salute you

You are my hero go to work early Now you've blown 15 minutes talking to us Oh he's gonna be late Yeah you're good now go in All right buddy Good luck All right Thanks check

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