The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) A Listener Is Upset With Bobby After Something Happened At His Show + Why Does Eddie Want To Know If His Son's Can Miss Practice? + The Fandoms Everyone Belongs To!

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Find out why a listener is upset with Bobby after something happened at his Nashville show. Then, hear why Eddie wants to know if his son's can miss practice of if they'll get in trouble. Plus, we share the fandoms we belong too!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning. All right, around the room, we check in with everybody here in the studio. First up, he's resigning from coaching his son's basketball team. And being too busy is this very common thing. Here he is. Eddie, Eddie. Yeah, it is a common theme.

And I got a question for you guys. Like, I am busy, and we have four boys, and there's a lot of sports. All of them are in different sports. One plays football. Two play baseball. One's about to start basketball. A lot of sports going around. So I'm asking you guys, is it okay to miss practice once in a while?

Especially for the four-year-old. He's playing baseball. He's four years old. And out of all these practices I have to go to, if his is in the way, I'm like, cut it. We're not taking him to that practice. Oh, so you don't even go. I thought you missed practice. You're not even sending him.

No, no, no, no. It's not sending him. Like, we've got to take him there. He's four, and it's just a lot to do all that. So I told my wife, if there's anyone out of our four boys that can skip a practice, it's him. And I'm cool with it, but I want to ask you guys, like, I know it's a team thing. And I don't ever want to encourage kids to miss practice for teams, but he's four. Amy?

I mean, yeah, I think it's okay. I mean, if you don't have the band. bandwidth one day and there's something that's got to give. I mean, I just think that, yeah, you don't want to let the team down, but things happen. You're not doing it all the time. This is every once in a while. No, you sign up for a team sport. If they have practice, you have practice.

You show up to practice. If you don't practice, you don't play. And I think if you signed up and you can go, if you can't go, you can't go. No, no, no, no, hold on. No, no, he is more like, I'm tired. I get it. No, I like what she said bandwidth. Hey, the band's about to pop, I say no practice.

That's not what bandwidth is. I thought maybe because your three other kids are demanding this and that and you're being pulled five different directions. Yeah, man, bandwidth. Okay. The rubber band's being pulled in all these directions. It doesn't matter. Hey, so. Do you imagine coaching four-year-olds?

I can't. I think the coach would rather us not have practice. You know? Whatever. You know how to parent. There's no right or wrong way to parent. Well, there is wrong, but there's no real. Like, I'm not saying this is wrong.

You do you. Okay. But I don't like it. I felt bad doing it. So I kind of wanted, what? Okay, well, then there you go. If you feel bad doing it, it's probably bad to do it. I changed my stance, by the way.

All right, next to have a first. We thought the pallet investment was a pretty cool deal. Now we're wondering if it's even real. Here's lunchbox. Guys, let me tell you, the 2005 Nissan Ultima, there has been some drama around her. She's been hurt. She's been injured. She's been taken to a mechanic.

They couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. I've been riding my bike every day and I finally said, you know what? I'm taking it to the dealership and I'm going to say, guys, find out what's wrong with her and tell me whether it's going to be. And I got a call.

And this is the dramatic moment. This is the audio of somebody talking to you? Yes, come pick up your car. That's all the voicemail said. And so when I showed up, this is what the guy told me. So you think you saved her life, huh? Yes, sir.

Man, I thought you were going to call me and tell her she was dead. No, the mid-pipe, the flex clamp, The ring wells broke, so they removed the rattling clamp ring. Well, this is great news because everybody was ready to bury her and, you know, leave her out the pasture. I'm glad she's still kicking. You're a hero and you don't even know it. Exactly.

Wait, how much it cost, though? $240. That's it? I never heard of some of that stuff. I know. I know. Guys. Clip ring?

I never heard of that. Never heard of it either. But they were, I mean, the other place put a new fuel pump, new spark. plugs knew this. They did all sorts of work. Couldn't figure it out. This guy just said, oh, it's some little ring. And boom, I walked outside and I was like, there's no way it's going to work. So what's the goal? To get all the way through winter?

Yeah. Until next year? Yeah. Winter is going. Winter is coming. But the Ultima is okay. She's alive. I'm happy for you. She's alive. I'm happy. Okay. Moving on, she recently called herself a bonehead. She meant to mail out a package, but she sent it back to her house instead. Here's Amy.

So I got three songs from women that I'm obsessed with right now, and I listen to them on repeat. The first one is Kylie Morgan, if he wanted to, he would. Hey, Ray, is this the singer that you were with that got kicked by the cow or something? No, no, no. That's Hannah Ellis. Yeah. Oh. You're thinking of when she was milking the cow and she got knocked over.

Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. And not her, though. So that's, who is that? Kylie Morgan. Kylie Morgan, and it's called If You Wanted to, He Will. Yes. He would.

If he wanted to, he would, which is a great song for my friend and I were breaking it down the other day of, you know. Poo, but get off the pot. Well, or just like if you're with a guy and it's like if you, if you wanted to call, he would. If he wanted you to meet his mom, he would take it home. If he prioritized you. Right. All right. All right.

Did it? Morgan, your ex-boyfriend. Ex-girlfriend. Do something like this to you? And we talked about it with Megan Maroni. When Megan was in. So his current girlfriend, well, I don't know if they're still together. But current girlfriend, yeah, was like trolling me online. And then we talked to her about it.

And then they all blocked me after that, sang my errand. Boom. That show his baby. Megan Mone is such a good writer. Aside from everything else, she's such a good writer. That hair salon, that song is like the greatest ever. It's like from even, I think it's before this record. It's a

hair salon It's hard to me to do that With if I was a cowboy It was yeah 2022 Palamino When you put that out Got it last year Okay thank you for sharing that

Right let's go From Mount Pine Arkansas He struggles sleeping at night But maybe he just needs to turn off the light Bobby Bones Thank you very much I do turn off the light I just want to

share something that I was thinking about And it's not about me It's about lunchbox So if lunchbox See a celebrity out on the street Or sees a celebrity at the store or in Vegas, he goes absolutely bonkers, right? Oh my, my God, it's a celebrity.

Even if it's not even a real celebrity. Like somebody that just might have a little bit of mild fame on TikTok. It doesn't matter. We get celebrities in here all the time every day. He never freaks out when real celebrities are here. He didn't even look at them. He didn't even look at them. He does nothing. He just stares at his computer.

Doesn't interact. Doesn't try to get a picture. But if he sees one out in the wild, he's all about running and attacking them. So why do you care about them out there? But when the bigger ones are in here, you don't care at all. Oh, because this is normal. Like, they're just coming in here, like, whatever. So it's not about the celebrity.

It's about seeing them in the wild. It's sort of like when Eddie sees Amy in the wild, he freaks out. Pretty cool. Well, he just waves. He doesn't scream. No, but it's pretty cool to see Amy like in the city. Like, he did it with, what's his name? Who did you do with Russell Dickerson?

That's what I'm saying? It's when you're out in the wild, you don't expect to see these people. And so it's like, when you do, it's just like, ah, it's crazy. It's sort of like when you see your mailman at the grocery store. It's like, what? What are you doing here? It's so out of place that you just do it. Fair.

Fair on that point. What about the other side of it? When people come in, you never even acknowledge them. They don't really, they're not here. They're here to promote their music. They're not here in chat.

Okay, but you can still be nice. He doesn't talk to anybody that comes in here. No one. He doesn't look at them when they perform. He gets on his Facebook and, by the way, he gets on Facebook, which is weird. And then he talks to all his old high school friends. And sometimes,

and I always be like, hey, lunchbox. I'm like, huh? Yeah, sometimes they talk to me and I don't know what they're talking about. It's just bizarre how disinterested you are when celebrities are in here, but you're hyper-interested out of here. Yeah, it's just seeing them in the wild. Here it's same old, same old. They come in, they play a song,

they tell the same story they've told a million times. I'm great. All right, move on. Like, they're not talking to me. They're just trying to sell tickets to their concert. If they're at the grocery store, they're not there to talk to you again. Yeah, but they do. But then I have their one-on-one attention.

It's like, what up? You scared them. That's one-on-one attention. Okay, so that's, I was thinking about that. I mean, do you want me to start saying? hide on when they come in here. You know what? That'd be nice.

You would just like be normal. Acknowledge them. Hi. Hey man. Every time. I do and I still, I try to go to the bathroom when they're done. You still try. Who have you washed your hands with so far?

Who's the total list? That one, I think three. It was, uh, it was Tim McGraw, I think. And then that guy. Keith Urban. Oh, Keith Urban was the first one. Who was the O.G? Uh, who was the other, the-aderm?

That guy. Yeah, I don't know his name. Yeah. But I just did it. Those are three that you've been able to walk in the bathroom with and watch hands with? Yeah. It's rough, man. Some of these guys don't go to the bathroom when they're done performing.

I figure the nerves they had to pee, but they don't. Well, thank you. All right, sticking my hand in the mailbag. Let's go. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been with my husband for three years.

When we first got together, we had discussed having kids together. I have two from a previous marriage. He is amazing with them. I just recently learned I have fertility issues. and have been trying to lose weight to start fertility medication that may not even help. My husband has now changed his mind and says he doesn't want to try anymore. I know I'll be okay if we don't have a baby together, but part of me is hurt.

I was content with two kids, but when he said he wanted one together, I was okay. I was actually good with that. But now he's changed his mind. I get where he's coming from, but am I wrong for being upset by this? Any advice is appreciated, signed hopeful for a pregnancy. Amy? I mean, I think your feelings are bad.

valid so you're not wrong for being upset and I think that's something that y'all are going to have to work through. I feel like there could be some room for discussion if he like quickly changed. I wonder if he has some fear around like it not working out so he doesn't

get his hopes up anyway. So he's just like, well let's just shut this down because it doesn't seem like it's going to happen. Because there's a lot of emotion that goes into trying to have a baby and starting fertility stuff and trying to figure all that out. Or he may think, okay, well what if what if it ends up working for her,

but then I'm the problem and I can't make it happen. I remember feeling that way. And I was never able to have a baby, and we desperately wanted that. So you think it's a defense mechanism for it. It could possibly be, yeah. I mean, you could just look into it. So there could still be room for conversation if he works through that.

But if not, I mean, y'all are just, this is one of those things. I guess you're going to have to come maybe see what happens. And then what if, voila, you happen to get pregnant, That never happened for me. We ended up still creating a good life and adopting kids. And you already have two beautiful children. So who knows what's in store?

But your feelings are valid. Yeah, you're never wrong for feelings. Sometimes you can be wrong because of how you act on those feelings. Yes. And I think the fact that you have two kids already. And you were content, you said. Yeah, I think that also you should weigh that in as well. He may also, you know, not want you to have to go through the process of losing weight to just take the medicine.

And the medicine may not work for you and all that's going to put you through. So I would be a little more aware of that it's not just about him being selfish that it might be just him putting a little protective covering on the whole relationship. So. Yeah, there's probably multiple layers. Yeah, I agree. I wouldn't, here's something I will say too. I don't know if you're feeling this, but I think sometimes when someone says they want to have a baby with you and then they change their mind, you may. receive it as some form of rejection of what my baby right maybe you were content with two kids but

now suddenly since you feel rejected you're like well wait a second what's wrong so you probably need to evaluate if you really want to go through all of this as well because make sure your feelings and your motives are right our advice is don't make this all about him being selfish because we think there's probably way more to that it's to figure out why and then readdress your feelings because I have a feeling it's just not him not one to have a kid anymore. Right. Thank you. That's the mailbag.

Close it up. We got your email and with Bobby's mailback. Yeah. On the phone, Jared, who lives in Pennsylvania. Hey, Jared, what's up, buddy? I've got a question for Amy. How do you deal with a ex? I am dealing with a lot of problems with my ex and just don't know how to deal with it.

Amen. Amy, help us out with this. I mean, my... Ex-wife or girlfriend? Yeah. Or husband? I don't know. Ex-wife. She's remarried now.

But just like she texted me this morning, I'd be honest with you, and told me that I didn't take my kid to school at all last week, which I took him to school every day. We have six kids to get a total, and I take them to school every day. No problems. Everything. But now she's accusing me of not taking him to school. So it's a co-parenting type thing?

Yep. Okay. Yeah, no, that's unfortunate. I mean, clearly she has a different narrative happening. So for you, for your sanity, all you can do is focus on you. But if there's accusations being thrown around, and I don't know if that affects how you're able to co-parent or she's trying to build up anything against you, but I would just log and document all that you're doing. You don't have to do anything with it, but just keep it and know, okay, yeah, on this date, took the kids of school. On this date, did this.

and you just have to focus on you and know the facts. Like to me, a lot of times there's the data versus the drama. And it seems like your job is to just stick with the data. And if she wants to bring in the drama, that's on her. And I know it impacts you, but you have to do the best to just take care of yourself and your mental health so that you stay sane and you don't fall into the same games. You say, you know, safe within your, like, yeah, because this is maddening, I guess, if someone's trying to completely gaslight you in a way,

that isn't accurate. I'm self-employed too, so like I focus so much on this stuff and not my work and it messes me off. Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so if it's becoming all-consuming, then you need different ways to process this. And I see how it could do that to you. Like, that's all you're thinking about. But you need a healthy outlet to take care of this so that you can focus on you and do what you need to do. Because then in the end, she's winning.

She's ruling. She's taking over your life. and that's sort of maybe her goal. And Amy nailed it. If you can create a positive paper trail, which is just the data part that she's talking about, especially with what you think she's going to use against you, then you can combat that quick and easy.

Yep. And even if it's not paper, even it's like a little video, I mean, you can any way to keep paper trail. And even if it's combating it for your own brain, like if she starts to send you text, if you have done this, then you get to go back and you get to look at everything.

And you're like, no, okay, she's not accurate in this. So that's even, not just for others that you may need to prove it to, but also to yourself at times. Is she fighting for custody of the kids, Jared? I've got more custody of the kids than she does. And from the state of Pennsylvania, that really does say something. That really does say something.

And is she upset by that? I mean, is that why she would be saying certain things like this to use against you, even if not true? Probably. I mean, she's taking me to court. I mean, she's taken, she's called child and youth services on me,

just for even going on a date. Oh, yeah. You need to just, I would collect the data. You couldn't identify that crazy? early on. I wish it would have. Yeah, that's a bummer. Amy gave some great advice.

Just protect yourself with facts and log it and keep it. It sucks. You have to do that because it's kids, but you do. And I'll encourage you to do this. You've got six kids. I don't know your personality, but the best thing you can do is to not ever talk about her in front of your kids in a poor light. Regardless of what she is doing to you, do not bring them into it.

And if anything, think of the positive things about her. That's their mom at the end of the day. So just a little reminder for that. No, I appreciate that. All right, buddy. Good luck. I need that, especially this morning. Thanks, Jared. Thanks, guys.

I appreciate you. I see later. That sucks. That's a good advice. You were like, Amy, like, I don't know. But then she, like, lays out the most perfect poignant, ever advice ever given on the show. Man, that's awesome.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So when you get home from work, like, do your dogs run up and greet you? Stanley stays asleep. Maybe he opens his eyes. And Ella, yeah, but she just anxious all the time. She greets everybody making sure they don't have a gun or something.

Well, Stevie, a golden retriever, he loves to greet one of the kids from his home. Like his owners, one of them came home from school. And he's like, oh, and he's going to greet. And a motorcycle is coming. The motorcycle doesn't stop or isn't able to. And boom, hits Stevie. Wait, so this is outside? Yes.

Oh, this is terrible. Wait, this is too bad. The dog and the motorcycle driver. Right. And then Stevie was rushed to the vet, six days in ICU, uh, punctured lung. Steve's a dog. Fractured ribs.

Yeah. And she's doing great. She's going to live. Stevie's going to live. And the cool part is kids in the neighborhood, I don't have the full medical bill, but I love that younger kids in the neighborhood rallied together and they're like, we want to fundraise for Stevie. And they were able to.

$400 to give to Stevie's owners to contribute towards the medical bills, which was just a really sweet gesture. Yeah, it was a lemonade stand they did. I'm going to tell you, though, $400, six days ICU. They don't want you to go all you the same. Right. Oh, bad pet insurance just a little bit. Wow. And then I'm assuming the motorcycle driver did not wipe out that he probably just like clipped them. That's kind of what I saw. So that that person was fine. But the dog's going to be fine. Yes. But six days in ICU, would you, would you put a dog six days in ICU? Yours? Well, I mean, yeah, I guess. Did you pay for it?

Yes. Did your ex-husband say that he wouldn't do that? Well, he said that dog should have a $500 limit. That's my point. We'd go down. We'd go down. We'd just go bankrupt trying to save him. I think at the end of the day, he would do anything.

You do? You can say whatever you want, Amy. You don't have to go home. Josie or Rottweiler, he would have. Kara, our current Leverdoodle with lots of anxiety that's a rescue and has so many problems. Maybe not. Like 250. 250 max.

All right, great story. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict.

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Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, let's follow up at Scova Steve. It's time for Scova Steve Suggests. The segment was find something old that your partner doesn't like and then toss it out, right? Exactly, I had this backpack

that I've been holding on for nine years, got a new one, but it has some many memories to me that I can't get rid of it. Nine years, though. I know. I was like, why do you keep holding a backpack you don't even use? I'm like, but I love this Disney backpack.

So it's time to get rid of it. You're going to get rid of it. rid of it. I will, yes. As hard as it is, I'm going to do it. Is that trash can in here for all of our stuff? This is for all of our stuff, yes. Yeah. Okay. So, I'll play mine. Last night at like 9.30.

I mean, we're in the middle of a TV show, and I remember I got to do this bit. And I don't want to do the bit because I love what I'm about to have to give away. And so, we're just laying on the couch, watching Invasion, which is the show on Apple TV. So I'm not sure how asleep we sound here. But this is me talking to my wife. Go ahead. Okay, it's Bobby Reporting Live. Snoring

Bulldog with my wife, The Wonderful Okay, Caitlin, what's the one thing that I have that you wish I would throw away? Have you already said what you think it is? No, but whatever it is, I'm going to throw away. You promise? Is that seriously it? Why did you get so excited? Is that seriously it?

What? Is it seriously the bit? You have to throw it away? Well, it depends what it is. Well, then that's not a bit. Okay, okay. What do you mean it's not a bit? Oh, that's stupid.

So ask your partner what they want to throw it away and you may or may not. What is it? I'll throw it away. That's dumb. What is it? I'm not throwing away the mirror ball. Oh, I don't want you to throw away the mirror ball. I don't even see it.

Oh, okay. You pinky promise you're going to throw this away. Unless it's like Stanley or Bella? It's not Stanley Raylor. Make you promise. No causes count. Okay. What is it?

The hogs shirt that has a million holes in it. Sorry, see you later, hogs. Okay, I'll go away. I'll burn it. Thank you. So, it's a shirt I've had since 1999. Wow. And I wear it all the time.

mostly drive her crazy. It's a cut off. And on the front, it says it's this. Oh boy. And on the back, it's eaten through as well. That's a cool shirt, man. Exactly. I've had this since like 99,000. That's amazing. And it was a t-shirt and then I cut the sleeves off. And now I've been wearing this. This thing is long. Don't throw that away. I have to. That's the bit. Oh. Dude, that's tough, man. Should I wear it from more of the show though today? Yes. Wait, I feel like we need to have a moment of silence for it or something. Yeah, I think you should wear a Just so you can get one last wear.

I love your shirt. No. Okay. This is a little something. I'm throwing the shirt away. There it goes. In the trash can. Trash can.

Amy, what do you have? Well, I couldn't. Well, I didn't have anybody to ask necessarily. Oh, I know what it is. Oh, no. What? So, but I saw something in my closet that I was like, okay, is it weird that I still have this? But then also, it may be not a good thing to throw away.

It's my. bouquet from my wedding Oh my god Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow You should throw it away You saved that at all Well I I don't even ask me why I was saving it all these years

Anyways because it's not like he has the Butanere or whatever that he wore Junk it Chunk it Chunk it Or throw it and then whoever catches it The next one to get divorced Yeah I like that

That's a good one that's terrible That's terrible That's a great idea It's terrible. That's a great idea. Look, there's dust everywhere on it, and it's like, but this is 17 years old. Get rid of it, I mean, do you see the...

Chunk it. Why would you keep it? Chunk it. Chonket. Chonket. Chonket, chunk it. Amy, put it in there. This also has nothing to do with my relationship. I just don't even know that even if I still was married that I need to be holding on.

Exactly. Chunk it, chunk it. Chonket, chunk it. Three, two, one. Put it in there. Chuck it! Check it! Put it in there!

Put it in there! There you go. It is. It's okay. I also brought all my... Wedding photos? Rivens from when I was a kid, but... No, that right there.

That's good stuff. You gotta get rid of that. Lunchbox. Well, sitting on the couch with my wife, I went with her, and I said, what do you want me to get rid of, man? Don't you dare say the ultima.

Okay, well, I was not thinking that, but now that I am. That's a good answer. Okay, what were you thinking? That underwear, those boxes you have that have the gulf like pictures on it that you want to see my wood. Yeah. Oh my gosh.

The silk ones. No, some chick gave those to me in college. What? And you're still wearing them? No. Why wouldn't I? Because some other girl gave them to you. Definitely get rid of those.

Chonket, chonket, chonket, chonket, chonet, chonet, chonon. I've had these since my sophomore, you're a college, man. A three wood on there and a measuring tape. And two balls. Thank you. Chalk it. Chalk it. Hey.

Touched it. Eddie. This is tough. I asked my wife. She said your cowboy shirt that you had for so long. I'm like the one I wear every Sunday for all the Cowboys games. That's a game shirt. Oh, yeah.

Do you have it? You can't give that away. Oh, no. Oh, there is. That's what I know you guys. Listen. That's your most famous shirt Wait, what's wrong with that?

Because it's old. I mean, it's easily, look, it's got holes in it. She doesn't like it, it's dirty. I wore it to church the other day. She's like, do not do that. It was game day. We had a, yeah, new game. That's true.

I forgot it was game day. I had to wear it. Wow. So I thought, too, maybe if I did this, it would change the trajectory of the season. Yep. Yeah, we'll see. Chunk it.

So I'm going to chunk it. There is going to chunk it. Chonket. Chonket. There he goes. Oh, we missed. Wow. That's a sign.

I don't know. Like Dak. Morgan, you chucking anything? I mean, no, listen, there's a lot of benefits of being married and stuff, but there's one benefit of being single is that I don't have to get rid of anything. Yeah, good point. Like, I have a lot of cool stuff. Ramundo, anything?

Yeah, I texted my wife. I said, what's the one thing you hate that I wear or use or have at the house? And it was her honest to God answer, and she hates this pendant necklace. It's a little bit too long. And I've worn it to every pool party. I would go to family Thanksgiving. Christmases and she's like, dude, that thing is so out of style. All the little diamonds are kind of faded.

There would never diamonds on it. I mean, I bought it maybe $40 at Pandora. It's maybe now $4. And she's like, I hate that. Are you going to chunk it? I'm going to have to. Chunk it. Chunk it.

All right. He's bringing it in. Went to a bunch of pool parties in that thing. Wow. These are like great memories. You can part with the pool party necklace. Dang. There it is.

In the can. Well, Mike, did you have anything? Okay, I just want to make sure we don't miss anybody. Mike D. So whenever I was first losing weight, I wanted to get cooler clothes. One of the first things I ever bought was this Venge's T-shirt that my wife hates because it's really old and ugly and has like dark pit stains, but I still wear it all the time.

That's it kind of gross. And she wanted me to get rid of it. Yeah, I agree with her. It's the only one I'm like, yeah, I agree. Chunk it. Chunk it. Chunk it. Chunk it. Chunk it. Okay.

Boom. It's all chunk. Now, what do you do? What are you do? We're going to burn that? No, no, I got an idea. I just gave one an idea. What?

eBay, guys, people will buy this. You burn it. Yeah, we burn it, but not in the back alley. Oh, guys, we're going to burn it? Yeah, just burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it.

Burn it. We have to do codes and regulations, whatever that means. We're just saying that. We'll figure it all out. It's gone forever. Amy, your wedding never happened. No, it did. And Arkansas never lost a game, this reason.

Cowboys are still going to win the NFC. No problem. No problem. Lunchbox is still got his wood. And then... Brett Young. What about Ray? I'm thankful for my...

Ray made it positive. Ray was positive. Yeah, we like it. My marriage. Being a super fan of celebrities is actually good for you. And who are we super fans of? We'll talk about that in a second.

Why your fanness of a celebrity could actually be something great in your life. Also, let me say this. Tomorrow, tickets go on sell to the Jake Owen Foundation Flamingo Comedy Jam that I'm headlining and Eddie will also be playing with me the raging idiots but tomorrow at 10 a.m. Eastern if you're down near Vero Beach, Florida, tickets go on sale.

Bobby Bones.com. Fandoms of celebrity is good for you apparently. Psychologists say that most fan relationships of famous people and even sports teams are positive. They increase media enjoyment. They improve your emotional well-being and they provide a sense of companionship. I would completely agree with that.

I think part of the reason, now I know, part of the reason that I love the Arkansas Razorback so much is it was basically the only stable thing I ever had in my childhood, meaning as I was moving around, as I was, who knows, I knew every Saturday Arkansas was going to play and it was going to be on free TV. And I knew on Tuesdays it would be basketball games. And that was the one thing that no matter where I went, it was always happening.

I'd have a lot of consistency. That was always super consistent for me. I'm sure that's why I'm so emotional about it, good or bad. Now I'm going to not want to ever make fun of the fact that how heartburn can you get? Oh, no, you should. I'm definitely a loser, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I should have gotten out of this.

I mean, I'm 43, so. But I feel like whatever else's excuse to be obsessed with the teams. Well, or, hold on, hold on. I don't know. She's judging. I'm not judging. You painted Taylor Swift a picture? You took an art class to paint a picture for Taylor Swift just to give it to her.

Yeah, Amy. And she told me I was so talented. I still remember it. She said, you are so talented. So, I know. What is your deal? I mean, it was for a while, Taylor. I feel like that kind of fizzled off the older I got.

Who is it now? Good question. Once we saw a woman named Kimberly Snyder or something in a... Oh, yeah, that's fizzled. Vegan, vegetarian type of place. And he was like, I'm so nervous to talk to her. I was like, she cooked broccoli. Right.

We're all people. I know. And I went up and I was like, what up? Yeah, Bobby said hi. And I was like, okay, fine, I'll say hi. And then Bobby's like, get a picture. And I was like, oh my gosh. Who is?

Okay. Around the room, the most famous person or thing that you just are obsessed or love. Mine for sure is the Arkansas Razorbacks. Okay. You have to pick one. Okay. Okay, I'll pick one. I'll go with, right now, Reese Switherson.

That's good. Morgan. Can I choose like Marvel superheroes? You can do whatever you want. Does that count? Yeah. I'm not already obsessed with it. Okay.

Just Marvel in general, the superheroes in general? Yeah, like all superheroes. If you got to make out with one superhero, which one would it be? Captain America. Okay. Is it because of him the actor or because of him the character? Oh, the shield. Both.

It definitely turns you on when he's the character too. What? I just say, me asked. Yeah, yeah, I thought that. Eddie. The Dallas Cowboys, but I don't want to make out with any of them. I just get it. Cowboys for you.

Cowboys, baby. Ramundo? Sam Hott, we've been going 10 years strong. No fizzle there. Scoo's Steve. Mine's your Lina Magic and I would make out the entire team. And then Abby, what about you? Yeah?

Yeah. That's your most passionate fandom type thing? Oh, yeah, at Allen Fieldhouse. Do you go to games at all? Oh, every, I went to every game in college. Really? And I try to. When I'm home, like for Christmas, I go.

You still go to a game a year? Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Love it. Mike D. Easily Post Malone. Oh, yeah. Love Post Malone.

Yeah, Mike D. He loves Post Malone. But I like, the sports ones with y'all, like all of that's from your childhood, which is mine is for sure. Yeah. Your parents were Cowboys fans, right? My mom is the biggest Cowboys fan ever. Abby's from Kansas.

Yeah. Abby, were your parents, big Jayhawks fans? Uh, yes. My grandpa and my aunts went there and gosh, I just don't have that. I mean, someone from my childhood that I've always been obsessed with would be George straight, right? But I don't have a ranch. Yeah. And I mean, yes. So from early on to now, I would be obsessed with him, but in a healthy way. And just in case he hears this. I, I just don't have a sports team that I gravitate towards. You're not a sports person. So if you know, but like my grandma had.

Pictures of Bear Bryant in her living room. They had a crimson van with an elephant tire cover. They bowled. They had elephant bowling pins. That's awesome. They were hardcore, but like I never, it's not like I grew up being like, oh, I've got to go to Alabama. I don't know.

I don't either. You're crazy. Your number one songs. Let's do the top three in country. Here's Morgan Wallin thinking about me. Jason Aldeen tried that in a small town at two. Everyone, Lainey Wilson. watermelon moonshine.

Congrats to Lany Wilson. With another number one. Number one pop song, Nikki Minaj and Ice Spice. Here's Barbie World. Number one rock song, Food Fighters, under you. Those are your number ones.

Okay. Foo Fighters older, but back. Nikki Minaj, not exactly new, but Ice Spice is new. I'm just trying to see Aldean's older, but Lainey and Morgan are young. It's about 50-50.

That's cool. Yeah. I mean, this isn't like the Beatles or Eagles, but still, it's cool to see if you made good music that you still have a shot to get on a chart, regardless of if you're 19 or 49. But I mean, food fighters are in their 50s, right? I would think so, yeah. Yeah, pretty old. Yeah, I would think so. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

Have you heard of monk mode? Monk mode. I would assume a monk mode is a, like, a mode that you go into whenever you don't want to talk to anyone for any reason, and you just want to be alone. Sometimes I go into monk mode. Is that correct? Yeah, I can be. This is applying particularly to social media or specifically to it. And what's ironic is the hashtag monk mode has more than 76 million views on TikTok because it's like, oh, maybe they're learning about monk modes so they can go into monk mode.

Monk mode's interesting. What the mode is annoying is when people go, hey guys, I'm going to get off social media for a while. I don't care. I won't even notice you're gone. Because I don't ever look for someone to post on social media. I like when they post, I'll spend time with it if I like it. But I'm never, there hasn't been one time in my life where I'm just like, I cannot wait for X to post on social media. What about when they come back and they're like, sorry I haven't been here for a while.

Again, didn't notice. I had no idea. I know I haven't been on all day. I've been on a monk mode for the last month. You know what? Could have fooled me. Didn't know. Yeah.

That's cool. Yeah, it's just a movement to unplug. Whatever that looks like for you, but for a lot of people, it's through social media. Yeah. So a study was done and it found that a lot of adults wish they could go back and tell their younger selves. Like, hey, do this. Don't do that. Do this. I took a study to find that? I would think everybody want to go back and give yourself good advice. But they found out specifically what kind of advice they would give their younger selves? Okay. Now it's interesting. What advice would most people give their younger self? Save money for sure.

That's on the list. I would say everybody probably, I'm going to say everybody because I don't have this experience, but it seems like on television and even like emails we get everybody's like oh i had this one miss love the one that got away yeah like go and don't let him get away yeah i mean it says don't be afraid of dating rejection dating rejection oh of dating rejection okay yeah okay i get to not exactly the same i missed but that's that's a good one or like you may be just like oh i can't ask them out because i'm too scared well don't be scared just shoot your shot see what happens well as someone who did not let the one get away take it from me that's right

The top answers were, be more confident, try not to care what other people think. Don't let opportunities pass you by. Invest in Apple. Wait, what year are we going back? Yeah. It's a big one. Yeah, yeah. Bet on the Patriots six different times.

Take more photos. Always be there for your friends. Take risks, relax and enjoy the ride. And then, to Eddie's point of saving money, save 10% of your wages every month. Oh, I wish. How? Okay. Oh, I could have, easily.

Yeah. But I blew it. I went to the bars all the time. Regardless of what we have, we all. always live within our means. Sometimes you can live above, but rarely do we ever live, like, below our means. Yeah. But we can because other people are, and we have at times, live below what we're making now.

So yeah, I hear you. All right, what else? One more that I want to mention is spend more time with your parents. I would say drink more, like, don't get IBS, and I would give myself tips. And I would say, because if you do, what's going to happen is you're going to strain and it's going to rip your BH and it's going to hurt for months and years. Is that on that list? I don't see that here.

Okay. All right. What else? Shea Mooney from Dan and Shea thinks that a hotel once gave him Shaq's dry cleaning by mistake because their names are similar. Hilarious. Why is his shirt so big? Shane and Shaq. That's exactly what he got.

Like the dry cleaning came back. Why is this Lakers jersey number 34 that says O'Neill on the back of it? So large. Yeah. He thought he was getting back this black shirt of his that he was having. dry clean, but it was really a pair of large black boxer shorts. Like, that's how big

the shorts were. And then looking at the tag, it was like, S-H-A, and he was like, maybe they thought I was Shaq. That's funny. I know. One time, Shaq got mad at me because I said if I were standing in a urinal and he was next to me, I would look down. Shack got mad at you for saying that? Yeah, he went out of a podcast and let me have it. And I was like, it's for science.

I'd be curious. I think anyone would do that. No. Of course. Come on. No. No. You just want to You want to admit it. You want to admit it. Then Shaq went on up and was like, this guy great. No, I'm not. I would. If I were like Eddie your lunchbox, I wouldn't care. They're normal sized. And what do you mean? You don't know that. No, I'm talking about it generally. Like I wouldn't be curious. It's like seven foot or mini me.

I think he passed away. But if he were doing, I would look too just because I'm curious. Anyway, is that it, Amy? I mean, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. There was a nice husband in Maryland that decided to get his wife a gift.

He wasn't having any luck on the lottery. So he said, hey, I'm going to go buy you some scratch off. She's cooking dinner. He comes on here. He goes, here you go. He goes, huh? Let me take a break from cooking. Start scratching.

And she thought she won $5,000. Woo! Yeah. No, no, no, no. She forgot that zero. $50,000. So my question to you is this. One, I know it drives you crazy that it's not you, but let's remove that.

Yeah. Two. If he's unlucky and scratching, it's like, I want you to scratch because I've been unlucky. And then she scratches and wins. Was that ticket going to lose had he scratched it? Probably. It had lost. Same exact ticket.

Same ticket. And your belief is because she scratched it, it changed underneath there. Yes. It's like, it's something with the numbers getting mixed up or jumbled. But when you scratch, if you're having that. That made no sense what you just said. talking about. No, the numbers change.

They don't change. They do. They have technology in those lottery tickets. Oh, they don't. They're paper. They are not paper. He's joking. I can't, for sure, tell if he's joking.

Is it technology or is it like vibes? It's the technology can feel your vibes. Hey, I read about this with COVID. That's what I'm saying it. It messes with your head. Oh, with him. Oh, got it. So you think had he continued to scratch with his bad luck, he wouldn't have won.

He wouldn't have won. But because he gave it to her and it was new luck, she won. And that's because of her new luck. Her new luck, good vibes. Technology could sense it on the lottery ticket, put the winning number. So all these years, the technology is sensing your bad vibes. They're messing with me, yes. But one day they're going to say, you know what, this guy deserves it.

Because they're going to be able to tell, I've been buying lottery tickets for years. You think it tells. It knows how to tell who's going. Yes. All right, well, they won $50,000. It's pretty good. And they're going to buy a new house. Not bad.

Not bad, for sure. Probably put a down payment on house. That's a down payment. Yeah. I don't think they're going to pay cash. I didn't know what they were doing. All right, great story. That is what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years.

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It's brilliant until you get caught doing it. This guy would go to dinner and have a dinner and they would have a heart attack at the end of dinner. Oh, yeah. And because he had a heart attack, well, he slumped in his chair. He's got to go to the doctor. So, of course, you don't make him pay. He did it 20 times. That's terrible.

Not the same place, right? No, but you become known as heart attack guy after a while. It doesn't matter how big a city you live in. So one of the restaurants' owners talked about how the guy ordered several glasses of whiskey and then started like convulsing having a health episode. Another one said he pretended to faint and slumped himself down on the floor. And it's just all these people that go, oh yeah, we had a heart attack guy at our place. So they put him in jail.

He won't pay his fines. Well, he probably needs to have heart attacks to get out of his fines. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Needs to we go to what he calls the medical. Affirmary. Yeah, that's what it's called. Thank you. The restaurant owners are now planning to file a joint complaint,

which could land him up to two years in jail based on all the money that he stole. Because he would go hand and order everything. Gosh. What a scammer. You know, one set works like seven times. You have retired that. You got to think of a new one.

He's like, man, it's working. Why stop now? It just can't go forever. I mean, let's see how many restaurants, lunchwalks could get away with in town. Again, no, that's stealing. I'm not going to jail. It's breaking the law.

I've been there and done that. Slash express.com with that story. So I wanted to share that one. If you have a scam that works, you can't go on forever. That's what we learned here. At about four start to develop a new one. At about seven, move off to the new one. Okay.

Got it. All right, time for Amy and the morning corny. The morning corny. What did the ghosts say to her kids when they all got in the car? What? Buckle up your sheep belts. That was the morning corny. Got it.

Got it. But the ghosts, are they sheets? They wear, well, fake ghosts wear sheets. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Thank you, Amy, for that. So these are all orchestral versions of country songs.

Like, if you're going to walk down the aisle, you got like a violin and harp. I don't know what other. Oh, a harp. When we walked down, I walked down without my wife first. Because I went first, right? Correct. Yeah, yeah. Her dad walks her down.

Yeah, I'm just making sure. Yeah. I did the office theme, but orchestral. I walked you down. That's right. and then you gave me away. It was nice. It was very sweet of you.

So if you have like a little violin orchestra playing these songs, these are all country songs, let's see if we can name them. Write them down. We got five of them. I don't know the songs. I'm going to play two. All right.

Here we go. Number one. One artist, you lose. But it makes you look cool. Just say the title. It also just makes everything way longer. I don't know who sings that. You can guess.

Yeah, you should guess. All right. Everybody in? In. Yeah. I'll go first. Forever and Ever Amen. Randy Travis.

Yep. Yeah. It's a flex, dude. Who is it? Amy? Rainy Travis, Forever and Ever Amen. Did you have Forever and Ever Amen right now? Yeah.

But why'd you say it like you were up to no good? Because I didn't want to say the artist. Got it. But obviously I know who it is. Lunchbox. Forever and Forever Amen. Oh. What does it say?

Forever and Amen. You missed it. Sorry, dude. Forever and ever. That's the same more. It's not. It's not. See, at least I was honest.

Forever and ever. I could have said I have. Forever, ever, ever, amen. But we'd have looked. Forever and forever, amen. Eddie? Forever and ever, amen. Okay.

All right, one, one, zero. All right, next one, name the wedding country song. Go ahead. Just trying to get it here. Good? Oh, man, I don't know what that's right. All right. All right.

Picture, Taylor Swift. Eddie? Love story, Taylor Swift. I have love story, Taylor Swift. Love story. Love story. What is Ray? The answer, so you got to tell me.

I'm doing pretty good at this. Like, I'm getting close. A lot closer than I thought I was. You have no points. Yeah, yeah, but I've been nailing it. It's 2-2-0. Nailing means you got it right. Yeah, okay.

Next one. Good job, ready. I beat you. This is almost... I beat you. We're not racing to it. I'm just, Eddie knew it immediately. I know, but I did pretty good, too.

Y'all, I still haven't even said what it is, so... But I'm always yelling at me. Uh, Amy? Walk the line. Is it, is it the other one? Dang it. Amy, it's Walk the line. Okay.

Eddie? Walk the line. Johnny Cash. I walk the line. I don't know if the fish's title. It's walk. The movie's Walk the Line. Mike, what's a song called?

I Walk the Line. Wow. Really? I keep the ends up for the pilot. What? Well, they should rename that movie. They really should. Yeah.

Is it called I Walk the Line? What's the movie called? Walk the Line. Walk Hard, doing Cock Story. You know what? When you're just listening to that, There is a little bit of ring of fire in there, too. It's just Johnny's sound.

Johnny Cash. I know it's a same person. I take the lead. See, I'm just one word away on all these. Okay, next up. I'm in. Oh, my gosh. Answer there, Lunchy.

I already run through the chorus, though. I'll let it go through the chorus every time. Yeah, keep going. No, you got it, babe. Hey, we need you to put an answer down, though. Gosh, I don't. You're only one more away, probably. No, not this time.

Okay, what do you have? Hugs and kisses. That's a good one. Good guess. Eddie? Amazed, Lone Star. That's what I have to do. Amazed.

Amazed. Amaz long store. So in love with you. Zero points for Lunchbox. F4, Eddie and Amy have three. Let's go. One more. Kiss it.

All right, we got to have an answer. You can't win anyway. We're just giving you some time. I know. I'm trying to sing it in my head. Your answer, lunchbox? It's your love. It's not right.

I have Stapleton, Tennessee whiskey. That's it. Tennessee whiskey. Tennessee whiskey. Great job. Thank you. I didn't miss any. I'll hop out.

Except for the eye. We lost that one. One letter. Right. So I got five. Lunchbox's got zero. We'll pull ourselves out. Tiebreaker between you two.

Amy and Eddie. Oh. So Ray just hit one while you buzz in with it. I don't know the answer. I'm not playing. But go ahead. I hope you dance. You're salutatorian.

Nice job. No, man. Participation trophy. No, you're salutatorian. That's good. That's good. We have these new fireplaces in our house. And all of them have been built.

And I never knew the value of having a gas fireplace. Until I built the one, I didn't build it. I hired somebody to build the one for Caitlin in the back. I didn't know anything about that I just you put wood down you get some kindling you start the fire game over

you turn the little gas thing on well no before now you do that's all I would do you get newspaper shrette you do it all to make so the and I remember them asking me

do you want gas and I was like well how much more is it I don't even know what they were asking and they were like not much more to I was like sure whatever and then I remember using it

the first time and going oh my god this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life you just turn a thing and you light it and it all catches on fire. Okay, so we had those new fireplaces put in. And of course I want gas on every,

in every one of them. And so there's one that hasn't been fully set up in the, like the, the room or watch TV called the family room or something. Every room to me is the living room if I need a bedroom. When I say that, I just called the Hillbilly. So whatever, it's the family room where we watch TV. Fireplace has never been used. The other ones we already use. And you're going to have to help me with the terminology, but there's like a pole that comes out, like a metal pole that comes out from the fireplace that has holes in it that shoots the gas up that catches everything on fire.

Yeah. Familiar with that thing? Sure. It wasn't installed in this fireplace. And my wife is like, sure would like for that fireplace to be running. And I'm like, you got it, baby. I'm feeling pretty manly.

And by the way, you don't have to be a man to be manly. I just feel like handsy. Like, I'm going to do some stuff with my hands and build some stuff. Yeah, yeah. Ho, ho, ho, ho. So, no problem. So I go down and there's like a,

cap and a nubbin coming out of the thing where you have to then take the cap off and put that pole on there. I can't get the nubbin off like the cap nubbing off the thing. And I'm going, okay, righty, tidy, lefty, lucy. And I'm, I've got, I'm trying it in my hand, doesn't work. I get some pliers to try to glamp on it, turn it, it doesn't work. I get a wrench. I'll lock it on it. It will not turn.

And I'm going, righty, tidy, lefty, lucy, why will I come off? And then I start to go, well, it's lefty, lucy, if I'm looking at it? or left Lucy if I'm looking away from. And then I heard to question everything that I've ever questioned about righty, tidy, let you, Lucy, because it can't get it off. And she's like six feet over, and I'm trying to play it cool. Like, baby, I got this. You know, you married?

You're married to you? You're on your, like, fourth tool? Well, so I am. I'm four tools deep. And in the toolbox that I brought in, which by the way is pink, and it's mine, there is a, like a metal. It's like an electric screwdriver. Now, the electric screwdriver, in no way help me. but I grabbed it and pushed it so it sounds like,

oh, like you're working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I couldn't get the nubing off, the cap nubbing. And so, oh, then I go, oh, man. She's like, oh, thanks. Don't worry about it. And she gave me the first, don't worry about it. That's good.

No, no, no. That's not good because she knew I couldn't do it. Like 20 minutes in, she gets me the first, don't worry about it. We're trying to watch our show, and I'm like, what you said, Joe? Let me get this fire up and running. My baby wants a fire. I'll give her a fire.

Can't get it off. righty tidy or is it lefty tidy if I'm looking away from I'm doing both ways now and I've either screwed it closer to to off or I've tightened it don't know so I'm like you know what screw it I go and I get a hoodie a big thick hoodie and I put it on top of the nubbin because I couldn't really grab that and I start to turn it but with a hoodie working as some padding for my hand yeah and I start to move it it was the original lefty Lucy I thought which was great so now I'm going slight lefty Lucy but it will not go. So then I get a hammer. It's my seventh tool. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I get a hammer. That sounds cool when you're hitting metal.

Yes. So first I go, yeah, hit a little bern-and. They go, bing, bing. I take a hammer in the electric screwdriver and I put the screwdriver like the head, the Phillips head down on a groove and I'm pounding the groove to turn it.

And it starts turning ever so slightly. The nubbin starts turning ever so slightly. And I'm like, we got this. So I get the hoodie back, I take it. It comes off. The nubin comes off. And I'm trying not to act like it's a big deal. And I'm like, I go, oh, baby, don't watch you, but I got this.

So now I got to take this long pipe with holes in it and put it on. And then I got to mess with gas. That's scary. Absolutely. I'm Googling, like, can you die by doing this? And it all says yes. So I go and I figure out how to screw it on. And there's like a little latch thing.

You got to, but then there's another nubbin that goes on the end. And I don't know if it goes on just packing it or if it goes on all the time. because it's basically a block. It's like a cap on the end of the long thing. And so I get on the internet and I just like, I Google nubbins and fireplaces. It has no idea what I mean. Yeah, because it's not a nubbing.

No, it's what I use. There are there be other morons like me that would go, this nub and cap. So I put the nub and cap on it because I think if the gas comes out of little holes, that's enough. Correct. That's where you want it to come out. You don't want it to go out the other.

Now I'm still guessing. I'm guessing with gas. Okay. But I'm not letting her know. I'm not letting her know what's up. So I'm like, okay, I'm going to put the, I'm going to put the cap on. We're trying to get back to invasion.

I want to watch the show too, but now I'm dialed in. I'm covered in soot. My hands are black, feeling pretty manly. No, you're not. I am. It hadn't been used before. All that iron that's been sitting in that fireplace was black. It had been like, it's not melted, but it had been like rusted on, which is why I couldn't

get it off. I thought you got charcoal from the garage and put all over your glass. I'm not too good for that. Right. So I put the nubin on the end of the cap. I turned the gas thing on. And then there's the little, the turny spigot for the gas. These are all official terms.

And so you turn the tourney spigot and I hear the gas. I'm like, oh God, does I turn it off? I'm like, supposed to make that noise? And so I Google, does gas make noise? The answer is yes. Boy, it does. It gets such a stupid question to ask. And so I'm feeling pretty confident.

I watch a couple YouTube videos. And so, okay, so I put the wood on a grate on top of the gas pipe that I've installed. I turned the tourney spigot. And then I'm like, well, it's not going to light itself. So I'm going to have to get one of the little clicker-dickers where you go, yeah, yeah, lighter. Clicker-dickr-dick, and it lights up on the little flame on the end. And they turn the attorney spout and the clicker-dicker.

And then, boof, it does that. Like, boof. It catches it on fire. Now, she's not really paying attention. She thinks I got under control. I'm freaking out the whole time. It goes, boof. Didn't catch me on fire?

big kind of a She's like oh that's awesome great And I'm like She has nothing to it baby And so Job done No problem at all I just sit down and join my fire

That I'm making All the sudden the room's filling with smoke Oh no Now who knew you had to open a freaking fireplace Oh yeah yeah Yeah So there's like a hatch Yeah

That you both open First of all I'm like I think our fireplace is broken It's smoke everywhere And I'm like Please don't go off Because if the dogs are gonna go crazy if it goes off.

And so there's smoke just billowing through the house. And she's like, is this what? Is this what supposed to happen? I'm like, yeah, the first time we turn a fireplace on. I think this is what happens. Yeah. And so I go, oh, no, it's not open. So I say, oh, I'm supposed to open the undercarriage, right? Because I've done the spouty, I've done the clicker-dicker. I just haven't done the undercarriage. And so the fire's still going.

I can't turn the fire. The logs have caught on fire. I can't move them. But now I've got to get under there and open that while the logs are on fire. Oh. So I hold on. And I go under it. I can't get it. Smoke still billowing through the house.

There's not like a latch for that or a button? There is. But who knew? Nobody told me. I'm like pushing on it, trying to get it open. And finally, I'm caught. You okay? Nope.

Yes. Oh, yeah, sure. It's like 40 minutes into it. I grabbed this. Just to make a noise. It seemed like I'm doing something. And so finally I see a latch. And you push it and there's like a grip that holds it at that latch you push it to.

And then the smoke starts to go up through the fireplace. But we're still in a, we're in a smokestack at this point. The living room is you can barely see. It's like a TV show where the house is on fire. And so I'm like, well, I guess we should probably open the door. Yeah. Let some smoke out. At this point, she's like, the dogs are coughing.

I have to put Ella up in a different room. We should run outside. Stanley wants nothing to do. with us. Because there's smoke everywhere. Don't worry about it. Like seven, but I'm going to worry about it because I've already started the process. I'm worrying.

And I also want to prove to her I can do this. 45 minutes into probably a five minute project. And so fire starts burning. Smoke starts going out of the chimney. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus. We got a hole for you to come down now. You know? So enjoying the night.

And then I'm like, how do I get this fire out? Because it's in the living room. It's a fireplace. in the living room. So after it catches on fire, I turn this spigot off and it just burns with the wood. I don't need the clicker dicker anymore because that's to start fire. It's on. It's on.

But now I have to, she goes to bed a little earlier than I do because I was going to stay up last night and do some video editing. And so I'm like, I'll take care of the fire. But then I'm like, what do I do? Get a bucket of water and throw it in there? Because I'm not just going to let it burn for three hours and not watch it. And so I go and I get a big bowl of water and chunk it in the fireplace. No. And I don't know if that was the right thing to do.

or not, but I know the house didn't catch on fire last night. I've... I don't know. I've never heard of that, though. But your fireplace is all wet. And then your... Your get your little spiky speckett. I feel like you make a ball. Call it the real name the spigot. The spig. I don't know if that does anything

with the... Where the gas comes out of. I don't know. I don't know. So what is I not supposed to throw water in there? I don't think so. I can't let it burn all night. No one's watching the fire. Smokey the bear. Ever heard of them? Yeah, yeah. I feel like I let it... Normally it just kind of burns and then there's little things, but you close the little gate.

There's no gate. There's no gate. You just have to make sure no little ambers can pop out and catch anything on fire. I hear you, but I can't make sure that. Okay. Unless I wet it down. Right. Okay. So I wet it down.

So it was, it's, that was the night. Mm-hmm. I probably spent an hour and 20 minutes doing all that. But you know what? We got it going and she doesn't know the struggle that I went through. And she doesn't need to. Unless she secretly does and just doesn't want to embarrass me by going. I know what just happened.

Do you have rubber gloves? No. Oh, okay. No, you're a man. Why? Because I wonder. Did you hear what I just did? All that man stuff?

You think I need rubber gloves for this crap? Like a good rubber salt? Like for getting things off, like taking the, what do you call it? The, what's it? The nubbin? Me, I can't talk with you. You don't know enough about that man stuff. Next time I would say try a rubber glove for the nubbin.

Well, no, no, I used a hoodie. But hoodie's going to still sit. No, the rubber glove wouldn't work. The rubber was not strong. The rubber would have ripped and it didn't have padding. I mean, you don't know. Anybody knows that to work with the nubbin. No, they make pot holders with rubber, so that's the padding.

I'm telling you. Okay. This is the only way to do it. Hey, listen, don't listen to me. Hour-long project. That was my whole night last night. That was it. So did you all?

No, we didn't finish show because we watched a little bit of it. She was like, I'm tired. Been two hours. I know. And then we, that was it, the end. And I'm not sure if I was supposed to throw water in there or not, but I took a whole salad bowl full of water and slowly dumped it over into it. Hey, better safe than sorry.

Yep. I agree. You know what? You know what? Woke up this morning. There was no fire department outside. Don't know if we can ever use a fireplace again. But there it is.

Okay, that's all I have for you right now. I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him. Hi, Dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen. She says, I have some cookies and milk. This is a badass convict. Right. Just finished five years.

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and to have that guaranteed human promise behind it really makes it wise to the top. Listen to math and magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Let's go over and talk to Melissa, who lives in Little Rock, Arkansas. Melissa, welcome to the show. What's going on? Good morning, studio. Hi, Robbie.

Wait, we're good. Bye, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Melissa. I was just going to let you know you nailed it about the fire in the fireplace. This is actually fire prevention week this week, and it was perfect timing. You did, you did well, staying in there, staying low from the smoke, not breathing it in. Just letting you know that Little Rock Fire Department is hiring if you're ready to come work for it. I'm not, but what about me putting water on the fire? Is that the thing? Was that the thing to do?

Not on a gas. Not on a gas fireplace. But no, we turn the gas. I turn the gas off. Well, if you turn the gas off, then the fire should go out. Well, eventually, but the woods got to keep burning. Right. Because it caught the wood on fire.

He didn't want to wait. I don't want to leave the wood burning. He don't want to wait. Did you I don't want to wait For my house to go What? The actual fireplace

Caught on fire? No Listen, listen Here's the thing I don't know what I'm talking about First of all Second of all There's a gas

Metal rod That shoots gas out I turn the gas off Once the wood caught on fire We didn't mess I didn't touch The gas never came back on Once the wood caught on fire

Turn it off Well then you got logs burning In the fire And I'm not going to go to bed With the fire burning If you guys didn't know this is fire prevention week. Right, right.

And this week, I'm, yes. And so, and you had real logs. Yeah, you put real logs? Real logs? Real logs. You're not supposed to put real logs in a gas fire. Yes, you can. I do.

I'm talking about. What are you talking about? I don't know if you are not, dude, so I believe you. No, no. I did a lot of stuff wrong yesterday. I do not believe you're supposed to. Can we ask fire prevention? I'll be honest with you.

Don't care. I'll look it up. I care about her, but I'm just saying I'm not opening this up to a can of this is not a topic that's that compelling. honestly to talk about if we can do real wood in a gas fireplace. But I'll figure it out. I just wanted to tell you how how clumsy my situation was last night.

Sure hope we can. But they told me I could. When they came and they put them, they were like, yes, we'll leave one of these for actual wood, a wood burning fireplace. Yeah, I just did it. Unless they meant don't put the gas line in it, and that's why the nubbing was so tight. Yeah, that might be. Yeah, good point, good point.

That's why they left it without that thing, the rod with a holes in it. Possibly. Okay, anyway, I'm going to figure it out. All coming together. I don't know either way, guys. I'm not acting like an expert. Melissa, thank you for the call. I really appreciate that. Don't forget to get that fireplace cleaned every year. Every time?

Every year. I have somebody coming. Chimney sweep it every time. Oh, I'm going to make a note of that. All right, well, thank you. I appreciate it. And I'll try not to forget, but I probably will as soon as the segment's over. I'm just trying to fill five hours, man. All right, let's do the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. The secret to great kids. Who wants to know it? Bye. experts say pay attention to your relationship with them from an early age. A new study finds the kids who reported having a long, loving, strong bond with their parents around age three tended to be more kind, empathetic, and generous by the time they are teenagers. In other words, parents should do their best to cultivate those close relationships at about one and a half to two years old because those years they don't remember from that to like four and a half are very important for what happens to them later in life.

Okay. That is true. That's the International Journal of Behavioral Development. smart people stay up later. People with high IQ stay up later and sleep later, researchers found. Did you put this story in there? No, the London School of Economics is the one who had this story. Those with high IQs are more likely to be night owls,

while those with lower IQs are more likely to wake up early and function their best during the day. Okay. However, do I heckle your pile? No, I'm here. However, all is not well with those who burn the midnight oil. People who like to stay up later are less reliable and more likely suffer from mental illness. and various addictions when compared to early risers. Oh my.

Uh-oh. So there you go. All right. A Florida woman breezes past the Walmart checkout because she thought the guard was trying to holler at her. I'd say what's up? A Florida one was arrested for leaving Walmart without paying for items because she thought the security guard was trying to holler at her, she said. That's funny. This is from Yahoo.

Catherine Eves was arrested in charge with petty retail theft for an incident that unfolded last Thursday at the Walmart. The asset protection specialist at Walmart told deputies that they said, that the suspect, 34 years old, left the store that paying for items and refused to go back and check out and pay for them. Surveillance footage shows her walking around the store for about three hours, walking into the tire center, passing several cash registers and just leaving the store. As she's walking toward the exit, the asset protection specialist tried to talk to her, telling her several times to go back inside, to which she said out that she's trying to holler so I didn't stop. It feels to me my own opinion here is that she knew what she was doing.

I mean, you don't just walk. Yeah. Yeah. Scientists fear humanity could lose half of all its future medicines because of so many plants facing extinction. Oh, no. Humanity faces losing around. When I hear stories like this and they're like, in the next 300 years, I'm like, oh, I don't care.

Do you ever do that? Yeah. Yes, but then I'm like, shoot, we should care. For our grandchildren. I know, I have great grandchildren. You will. Maybe. At this point in my life, I don't care.

It's like right now today. So let me tell you about this. humanity faces losing around half of all future medicines because so many plants face extinction. Nearly half of all flowering plants on earth are threatened. And most medicines are based on plant compounds, about 45%. And so they say, you know, in the next seven, eight decades probably, at earliest. So I'm like, I'll let them figure it out. How do we save plants?

That's a great point. Just water our own plants. Greenhouse. Yeah, don't forget to water them for sure. Something's going to happen, says Jerry. Seinfeld when he talks about Seinfeld the TV show coming back. Jerry Seinfeld has hinted and I hope they do a reunion of the characters, but they don't try to do a whole new series.

Kind of like friends did? Yeah, I like when they come out and they can be their actors, but they also do a little thing as what the characters will be doing. But don't do too much because you can't ever do it enough to make everybody happy because it's such a legendary show that we've spent 30 years with. So therefore it can't be as good as we want it to be because we're comparing two different things. Yeah.

So it'll be cool. They're coming back. Maybe they'll do one more episode or something. When they get out of jail. Oh, yeah, yeah. Spoiler alert. That's finale. That's from the Guardian.

A California woman details a waterless life because she has a water allergy. That's crazy. That's terrible. She can't even shower. That's crazy. When she was eight, she noticed rashes on her arms and also cuts on her scalp. Her doctor's at first thought it was soaps. that were reacting weird to her, but no, the condition continued to persist because it wasn't the shampoos or soaps.

Her family noticed her hives were triggered by pools and then showers that she took at home and also at hotels. And as she grew up, more triggers, more reactions. Her eyes began to itch. She developed cuts on her tongue, hives in her mouth. So she's 25 and she has one of the rarest allergies and aquagenic urticaria, a condition which people break out in hives after. they come into context of water. So she can't even drink it. So the question is how does she survive?

So she eats dry foods with minimal water. She eats granola bars, crackers, bread, peanut butter, potatoes, beans, and dairy-based soups. She eats fruits approximately once a week, dried aprica. Everything's dried, though, even the fruits? She drinks milk. And then she limits activities that make her sweat because she has body odor issues. She can't have water.

Oh, man. She hasn't had a proper shower in over a year and a half from Fox News. Wow, wow, wow. You think you have problems and you read something like that. That sucks. Another show, another flex. Drake gave a Mercedes Benj G-Wagon to a fan over the weekend. I'm going to go to a Drake show.

From Billboard. Like just in the middle of the concert? Do you think he'd pick you of all people to give something to do you? Why not? Just everything about you. Jared Leto pick them. You're a dude in the 40s. I don't think Drake's like looking to give a dude in his 40s.

He gave some dude, some dude. But I wonder. I mean, it was just a random dude. I wonder who the dude was. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. The random dude said that him and his girlfriend were saving money to buy furniture for their house, and he spent the money on Drake take a hold.

Ah, he was probably 30. I would think if us three are at a Drake concert, we're not going to be the guys he gravitates to give something free. Yeah. If it's us three, baby, y'all my everything. He ain't going. Okay, you three. What would you like for free?

No, he's like, what are the old guys doing here? That's what I'm thinking. But who knows? But yeah, Drake's giving at a homecoming concert in Toronto, because that's home for him. he gave away a car to a fan and it was a G-wagon that is crazy

and what they did is they did seat numbers and they did drew a slip and gave him to that person that's from Billboard Wow man The Chicago woman who's 104 years old We talked about

Who was skydiving and she did And we're like, dang, look that That's pretty cool, she died Oh gosh Not because Skydiving Not because of it I mean maybe because of it

But not during it Or maybe because you know Hey I've finally done everything I want to do And her body's like, yay, you did it. Like, it's time to go. Well, everybody's acting like they're shocked because it happened after she skydived. Yeah, she's 104. Yeah, but did that cause, like nobody?

Maybe it kept her alive an extra week. Yeah. Like, it was so exhilarating. Dorothy Hoffner, the 104-year-old Chicago and who recently attempted to set the world record, died on Monday. Yeah, she, maybe she, yeah, she just wanted to set the record. And then finally her body's like, okay, you've done what you need to do. October 1st was when she did it. Yeah.

And then she died on Monday. And she said, age is just the number. Ages of the number, though, as it gets bigger. You die easier. Yeah. But good for her. I don't think she died because she died because she's 104. Okay.

That's from Fox News and that's your news. Those were Bobby's B. Stories. I like gummies. I like gummy worms, gummy bears. It's pretty solid candy. I'm a favorite, but definitely like top seven. But there are sleep aid gummies.

And I guess the kid didn't really know the difference. And he's passing out sleep aid gummies to his friend. friends. Oh no. I know. And so firefires responded. Everybody napping. They all took gummies. He didn't know. I guess it could have been a different kind of gummy too. But those other gummies have been illegal for kids, but California, I guess they'd have been legal to buy it. Yeah, I mean, I could see some parents having their special see gummies and the kid taking out if there's a little melaton in it or something. I mean, are the special... I'm not talking about special gummills. Marijuana, TFC. Special gummies, are they shaped like worms and bears and Little sharks and stuff

You got the wrong person I'd like to know that answer That's probably a bad idea Yeah Oh that's true Because it's more appealing to kids I guess it's why they don't put cartoons On cigarette boxes

Yeah Because it's extra appealing to kids It depends on the brand They do have some And they kind of straight away from it They were like gummy worms Gummy Bears And now they're more like cube-shaped

Because they're boring to kids Exactly yes That whole mentality yeah Got it well this is not those kind of gummies But again he was passing out Sleep Gummies Not knowing the difference And everybody started acting strange

It was taking them so people start freaking out, fire department. Oh, man. That's from KTVU. Let me go over and talk to Wendy, who is on the phone. It lives in Georgia. Hey, Wendy, you're on the Bobby Bone show. What's going on?

Morning, studio. Morning. Hey, I just wanted to come in here. I loved your show Saturday. It was awesome. But my daughter is very upset with you. And I drug her to go see you because she knew, she did not know who you was only by me talking about you all the time.

So we get in the studio. We get in the theater and we sit down. And about five minutes for the show starts, Jake Owens comes out, sits right behind us. She's like, Mama, that's Jake Cohen. I said, I know, Bobby's friends with him, really good friends with him. I said, but no cameras because, you know, your Netflix special. So she said, well, we'll just, right when the show ends,

get your phone ready and take a picture before you get something leaves. Well, of course, you call him up on stage. Nobody knew he was sitting around us until you called him up. And that's why you're mad at me. That's your bone. No, here's the thing, though. Jake didn't know I was going to call him up, and we were playing a game, and then Jake could win the money for the person,

but he had to play a song with Eddie's guitar because it was totally not set up at all. He grabbed Eddie's guitar. So would you have rather me not called Jake up and him not played a song for everybody in the theater or just left him out there and you'd get a picture? No. I loved it.

My daughter, on the other hand, did not. How old is your daughter? She is 31. Okay, so did she have a good time at the show? Yeah, she did. She loved it. Well, I appreciate you coming. I'm sorry that happened.

He also did not know. He came to the golf course to the show, so he didn't plan to be on camera. But he crushed it, and, you know, they'll take pictures all day. He should have just been like, Jake, take a picture with me. Well, he got it left before the show ended because he knew. What was really funny, though, is how nobody pays attention to who's around them. Nobody knew he was sitting there except, I mean, we were like, oh, God, that's Jake Cohen. But then once he came up, everybody was looking at him.

Yeah, I mean, like, in the middle, Trump was sitting in the right Obama, nobody even noticed them. Wow. The lights are all out. One person. It's crazy, man. No, it's dark in a theater. It's hard to see. But I appreciate you coming.

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed the show. I'm sorry that you couldn't get a picture with Jake. No. I really loved it. I made her take a picture of me. outside on your thing that was out in front of the studio. Yeah.

You're a big bucket list with mine. I love you. Thank you very much. And we'll come again. Thank you very much. Appreciate you taking my call. Of course. Hope you have a great day.

Thanks, Bobby. All right, tell your daughter. I say hello. See you later. Yeah, it was a good show. I'm doing Jake's comedy charity event in December, but tickets going on sale tomorrow at 8 a.m. No, 10 a.m. Eastern.

Down in Vero Beach, I'll be doing that show in December. So I know you said your headlining that. Does that mean if it's a comedy thing, there's other comedy people before? There is a host. There's Emma Klein who's going to play music. So it's a night, but he's doing it starting a comedy night. And I'm just going to do the first one so people know about it. And then Eddie and I will play some music.

And that's hilarious. It'll be great to us. We're really funny to ourselves. Here is Anthony of Pittsburgh who's on the phone. Anthony, what's up, buddy? Good morning, studio. Morning. I was just Paul and,

to see if Eddie ever gave away his sonic gift card to a listener. Oh. You won. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a big gift card. I think it was a Hyundai gift card. What are you talking about? I want a game. And you get to give it to a

random listener. Yeah, I haven't decided yet. Was it a Sonic gift card or a hundred? What was it? Scooby. It's the 250 Hyundai gift card. Yeah, yeah. It's 250. It's 250 bucks, yeah. For anyone. It's like a normal. We give away so. It's a cash gift card.

So, so much stuff on the show, I forget. Right. So you have it to give to anybody who calls. Anyone that calls, and, like, Scover reminds me every single day. You still have that gift card, and I'm like, oh, I'm waiting on the right call. Don't worry about it. What about Anthony here? Who's reminding you?

No, no. See, you can't beg for the... He didn't beg for the... He didn't say. Well, well, he brought it up. He reminded you. I didn't even remember. I have it on my desk every single day.

I know about the gift card. So, Anthony, I appreciate your effort, but I'm not going to give it to you. But that was really cool. Wow. We'll bring it up. You know, just reminding you, Eddie. I just didn't want you to forget. I mean, lunchbox is my favorite anyways.

Yeah. And that's exactly the way he's not going to move. Got him on the way out. Got him on the way out. He kicked you on the NAS and ran. All right, Anthony. Thank you, buddy. Have a great day.

Thank you, guys. So here's something else we need from money. So we're going to play a blank slate tournament, and it won't be on the air. We'll do it after the show. We'll stream it live. But so we love the game, Blank Slate. And so we're going to draw

for teams, all random. There'll be four teams of two. The winning team gets $1,000. Oh my gosh. But here's the thing. You get a listener that ends up getting teamed with you, and the team gets to decide how much they give the listener of the thousand bucks that they win it. It can be $1 or it can be $999.

Yeah. That's tough. It's not that tough. What do you mean? Zero dollars. Well, one. You have to get one at least. But if you go to Bobby Jones.com because of like legal reasons,

because we go on the air at different times in different time zones, We have to say this is universally able to be signed up for. And when do we start taking random people, scuba? So this closes on Friday, and then over the weekend, we'll start selecting the people. And then if you went, it's not like it's a trip to Maui, but it's a thousand bucks. If your team wins, we haven't even drawn the teams yet. So we can draw the teams if you want today. Let's do it.

So we just, I mean, I can end up with Amy. You could. Wait, why did you say it? Why would she be the worst when you're doing? I'm just saying, like, you know, we have no control of who. our partner is? Correct. That's tough. And there's eight of us. I currently have the easy trivia crown.

It's because I'm not playing, Amy. Yeah, yeah, but that has nothing to do with blank slate. You need someone that I would prefer to have Eddie or Ray on my team because we think on the same. Why are you guys going after him? No, no, no. You know what's sitting under my desk right now? Can I finish my sentence before you get it? You know what I look at every day under my desk?

Boxing blank slate? You know, we haven't opened it. Yeah. It's not true. It's not opened. The reason I want them is because they think on the same wavelength. me and you need someone that thinks on the same wavenling. Amy, you're way much.

You got to be on the wainwink. You're way more intelligent than I am, Amy, so I don't want you on. Oh, wow. I'm on his wave bank. Okay. But I said, wavelength. Cool. I don't know what you said.

It sounded like you had a booger in your nose when you said it. Probably. Okay, so Bobbywellins.com to sign up if you want to be a listener and just sign up. You may not even win anything, even if we pick you because only one person of the four is going to win. And then you may only win $1. Or you can win $9.99, depending on what the team wants to give you. All right. Everybody good on that?

Yeah, man. A new segment I invented called Das Local. Ooh, I like that. You're trying to appeal to an audience that maybe doesn't feel super appeal to sometimes. Of course. Yeah, Das Local. That's local. That's local.

Painting valued at $15,000 was found to be a Rembrandt. They can now sell for $18 million. Wow. They thought initially when they found it and sold it because they did sell it as somebody who was close to like the Rembrandt circle, who painted in like the same group he painted in. and so that's why it had value at all and they thought it was going to go for 15,000 they ended up selling it for a little more than that but

now they've re-exambed it and they're like that's a real one and it's going to sell between 12 and 18 million bucks they think oh that is oh sorry sorry that's local Rembrandt is he like kind of young like who was in a circle that's still alive no no no no no no somebody in a circle

died okay yeah they knew who he was and that artist was painting it with Rembrandt got you yeah I get another one that's local two dozen first responders helped rescue a cemetery worker who became trapped in a grave. Oh no. Oh no. You don't like that? The incident happened at the Holy Cross Cemetery on Cranberry Road around 1 p.m. from ABC 7 New York.

Official set of funeral service had just wrapped up when the 47-year-old worker fell through a woodboard about six feet down into an open grave. He separated his shoulder so he couldn't climb. Cruz worked to shore up the hole so they didn't go and get him and it collapsed on them. but he was in for, I mean, it looks like over an hour in the grave. He thought he was dead. He thought he was over. He thought he buried his, oh, he dug his own grave. Local.

Local. Yes, thank you. Hey, you know what? I want to test Eddie out for COVID. I think, because Eddie said he couldn't smell. No, I never said it. I couldn't smell. Can we test him, scuba?

Yeah, I have a test right here. Okay, let's test. How long does it take for this test? Oh, it's like five minutes, man. Okay, let's play a song then. Ray, if you'll hit this song here. Dylan Scott, here's Can't Have Mine, Find You a Girl, and Mr. No Smells and get tested here. All right, Eddie, here we go.

Eddie has his test. It's sitting on the table. We'll check in in like five minutes and see if. I already took it. Yeah, we're going to see if you have COVID. Only because they said, they gave you a bottle of perfume and you were like, I don't smell anything. Yeah, a sealed bottle of perfume. A strong bottle.

That is scary. So wait, five. And then you gave me your eggs and that smelled like sausage. And you were like, it's beef jerky. That was weird. Are we in for this Powerball tonight? Yeah, $1.7 billion. Have I already paid for this one?

You have not, no. Oh my God. How many of these have I have to pay for? I don't even know what. You pay for every single one of them. I always remind you day of it. So today is the day. Okay.

So did Venmo or Zell? 20 bucks, whoever wants in, which should be everybody. 1.7 billion. Yeah. Second largest in history. Was there a $2 billion? It was the last year, yeah. The previous winners, this is what they bought.

Like some of the big things. This guy named John built a water park. That's cool. That's so fun. Luis White created a trust and named it after her lucky dessert. Nigel Willits traveled the world. Jonathan Vargas created a TV show with female wrestlers. That's weird.

Lara and Roger Griffiths bought their dream home. Evelyn Adams took her winnings to Atlantic City. She gambled it away and became homeless. What? She felt it all on one spin or what? She won a big one already. George and Barrel Keats gifted their family and they still buy a lotter tickets. Marilyn and Patricia Butler invested in advice from financial appellation.

planners the cautionary tell us to be wise with your winnings. That's from CNN. So, okay, I'll send you the 20 bucks. I just want someone to win. That way I keep... No. That attitude is not good. You don't cheer for other people outside of our circle.

I'll tell you, attitude don't affect the lottery. Okay. Well, I just sent Scoobo my $20 in the little memo where you have to put something. I just thought we're going to win. That's what I'm talking about. Thank you, Amy. I put lotto because I don't want to have to go to a lawsuit where Scoob's like, no, you gave me $20 for something else.

Oh, yeah. Good point. Exactly. So here's my 20. Oh, man. L-O-T-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-O-L-O sent. I'm going to put retirement. And so do we have proof of all these tickets you've been buying? Yes, what I do is I don't bother you with it because I know you're busy.

I send a group text out with all the tickets once I purchase them so they can see it. Good for you guys. There is proof, yeah. I like it. And then what are we at right now? Do we have any sort of leftover winnings? Yes. So from one of the three lottery drawings ago, we have a $4 winner, which that keeps rolling over.

And then the last one we won $4. So that one also is a reinvestment as well. Oh, so I'm in on that one. Yeah. Well, everybody's in on all of them now. No, no, he keeps track of who was in which one. Yeah, but I mean, the $4, though, do you keep those tickets separate? Yeah, so that's separate.

So there's a whole group from that long time. This just feels like a lawsuit if we went in. Watch that one hit. I've been really good at keeping track of this for that very reason. Dang, what if we hit in like the $4 one? Yeah. And then you guys that jumped in later, you got nothing. That would be so awesome.

You got jack crap. That would suck. Yeah. Would we break them off some of your billion, 1.7 billion? Well, how many, it depends on many of their, yes, the answer is yes. I thought about that. Oh, you just thought of it. It was like, no, no, no. I would give everyone, like, some money. Whoever did. You're saying that because you're not in. No, I'm in with a $4. I am in. Okay.

Okay, scuba, let us know if we want. Oh, my gosh, I cannot wait. We'll know when you call us crying at 1 a.m. saying I quit. Would you call us immediately, scuba? I don't know what I would do. I haven't really thought about that. I don't know if I'd want to wait for the next day for the show to tell everyone. Yeah. Or we just not show up ever again. And who would you call first? I definitely would call my wife would be with me.

Probably my mom because she'd be the most excited. No, no, no. He means on the show. I want her show. Because I never text you, I would call Bobby first. My friend Greg. What good does that do us? 1.73 billion, whatever that is.

All right, cool. Thank you. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Let's go check. What? Hey, Morgan. Would you give me Eddie's COVID test results? I almost forgot. I almost ran to the break. How many lines? If it's two lines, it's COVID.

If it's one line, he's not COVID. How many lines? One line. Hey, I'm not pregnant. I'm good. Let's go party. You just can't smell. No, I'm telling you.

I think this is still from the first time I got COVID. My smell never came back fully. But I never said that. No, no, I have. Like, I can't, like, I see people cutting grass. I can't smell that. But if I get grass to my nose, I smell that. You should go to Morgan's person.

Thought about that. All right. Everybody feels safe and good? Yes. All right, good, hit it. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Los Angeles, California.

Two police officers are in their car, and they hear, armed robbery in progress, we need backup. Armed robbery in progress, we need backup. And they never responded. They never went to the scene. And their supervisors like, what's going on? They're like, ah, we guess we missed it. And he checked their dash cam footage.

They were arguing over the finer points. of Pokemon Go and they didn't hear the call. Huh. What were the points? I don't know. Okay. I don't know anything about Pokemon Go, but they were, I didn't know there was finer points, and I didn't know you could argue about it.

I thought the rules were set. I thought regardless of what you were arguing about, you stop if you hear something come over the radio. Yeah, but they were so into it. I guess. I didn't hear the radio. Don't you turn it up real loud, though. And you got to think as a cop, like, there's a lot of downtime, right? Oh, I would think that you could also be like, yeah, somebody else look at it.

Or, hey, Mike, what's a fact? finer point of Pokemon go. Do you know a single finer point? Maybe they were trying to decide like where to go search for a Pokemon. There you go. Trading Pokemon. Is this a reason to miss a armed robbery in progress? I mean, Pokemon's pretty cool.

It is. Okay, cool. Making sure. Okay, lunchbox, thank you. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. How do you going to sing to kids today? Yeah, a friend of mine, I guess his daughters in first grade and the teacher's a fan of the show and she wants me to sing some songs. To the whole first grade

class. It's like the whole school. All the first graders in the school are going to get together while I'm on a Zoom singing. On a Zoom? Yeah. You're not going to be there in person? No, they're in Texas. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

And here's the... We didn't say that. I thought you were going to the school. No, no, I'm going to do it from my house. But how... There's 10 minutes, max? No, no. They're asking me to do 30 minutes.

Wait, what? First graders on Zoom? No one's going to pay attention. They wouldn't pay attention 30 minutes to you in person. Correct. I can't get my kids to pay attention for more than five minutes. What in the world are you going to do? So I'm thinking to sing a couple of...

a couple of songs. And to buy some time, if it's cool with you, can I read your book, the Stanley, the dog book? To yourself or to them? To them? I mean, I don't know what else to do.

I can't tell jokes. You have to do half an hour, a half hour set for first graders? Half hour. Yeah, read the book. Read it slow. Dude, that's too much. They're setting you up for failure.

Yeah. You should do 10 to 12 minutes with first graders. That sounds realistic to me. So what time are you doing this? One o'clock. And they're probably cranky. It's the end of the day for them.

I think I have interviews that I would do it with you, meaning I would try to sing some songs with you. That would be amazing. Because they did request Chick-fil-A, and I'm like, I don't sing Chick-fil-A. I have two interviews for the podcast network, president position at one.

What about Lunchbox? Amy, you guys? You guys open? Oh, I'm gonna check. That Zoom stuff, that's a nightmare. It's a nightmare to be in a meeting at work for 15 minutes. Yeah, I got a meeting too. One o'clock, I got an interview.

Well, I really do. You look at my calendar if you want, because I would do it with you. No, I believe you. I believe you. They're like saying it all weird. I don't know. I'll show you my calendar. I'll show you my calendar.

You don't have a calendar. You're just riding in your calendar now. Thank you. We're done. By the way, we'll see tomorrow. Also, tomorrow, tickets go on sale to my show in Vero Beach, Florida. I'm doing the Jake Owen Foundation comedy show. The show's in December, but tickets going on sell tomorrow, Bobbybones.com.

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