The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Bobby Believes He Would Win In a Kangaroo Fight + Ray's Interesting Celebrity Run-Ins + Bobby Feud: Top 10 Country Artists We'd Let Babysit

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

After a sad story came out that a man was killed by a Kangaroo, Bobby wants to fight a Kangaroo and believes he would win. Plus, Ray has had some celebrity run-ins recently that were interesting. Find out who was on the same flight with him and the celebrity he saw that was unrecognizable.  A recent survey came out that named the top 10 country artists you'd let babysit your kids, so we play the Bobby Feud and try to guess right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. Hope everybody's good. Let's hit it. First stop from the southern most part of the country, just about. You're the southernmost person on the show. Oh, yeah. In South Texas. I'm from the South Texas.

Yeah, not really, no. You're from South Texas, like the southern. It's producer Eddie! Guys, I saw Pinocchio on Disney Plus with Tom Hanks as Jepetto, I think, is his name. Dude, Tom Hanks is just amazing. Give him the Oscar for Jepetto right now, but the movie in general is just sad. You mean the story of Pinocchio? I had no idea that Pinocchio was a puppet that he made because his little boy died and he wanted to...

Oh, I don't remember that sad part. I had no idea. I want to remember it. Moving on. That's right. From Austin, Texas. He ran cross-contract. track and he tells us about it. He was homecoming king. He tells us about it.

Lunchbox. That was rude. It was prom king. But that's okay. What did I say, queen? No, you said homecoming. Put some respect on my name. And guys, if you want to find out the neighborhood gossip, just head to your local playground and sit around at the swings and you'll hear moms talk about everything. I was swinging my kid on the swing yesterday and two moms were sitting next to me swinging their kids. And one mom's like, yeah, you know, the divorce is hard, but I'm just really nervous about getting back out there in the dating world. And I was like, man, this is where you come for all the good stuff. That's the gossip of the That is the gossip of the day. So I was like, man, I hope she gets back out there and she finds someone.

Report back tomorrow. Let us know what you hear. Yeah. All right. Next up from Austin, Texas. She used to run track. I think you ran track with one of the Bush twins, huh? Or maybe both of them? Yeah, cross country as well. Amy! Okay, so probably from my running days, I have back issues. And it's gotten to the point again where I have to set a timer on my phone. And when it goes off, I stand up to do my stretches. Yeah, time marches on. Yeah. But I mean, it's okay. I think that's healthy for anybody. I mean, whatever age you are. The iPhone will tell you to stand up. No, the I watch.

The Apple Watch will. But, I mean, this is like I set specific timers and then I go to the doorway and I swing my leg back and forth to get that hit flexor area for that lower back. Woo. Good times. Yeah, we're getting older. For sure. I mean, if I'm not feeling, I'll stand up and stretch here beside my desk and just be like, got to get a good stretch. You just did earlier.

All right. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he's 6-1, Bones. Thank you, Ray. I appreciate that. 6-1. I love that. With my shoes on today, I think I probably am. I'm going to talk about Netflix for a second

because I saw the story of people's favorite, very favorite Netflix show. My very favorite Netflix show of all time is Black Mirror. I'd think about this. Black Mirror is at number one. I put Squid Game at number two. And the show's not in English. And I don't like subtitles at all. But that show has opened me up to subtitled shows a bit.

Ozark at 3. The Punisher at 4. An Umbrella Academy at number 5. Amy, what's your favorite Netflix show of all time? Oh, it's got to be Ozark. All time, yeah. I mean, all time, yeah. And it's over.

The great thing is if somebody wanted to get into that now, they could watch the whole thing, and it's all sitting there. Oh, and I'd be so jealous. Eddie, you? Squid game. All time. It's awesome. So good.

Lunchbox. Making a murderer. Oh, that's pretty good. Stephen Avery. I remember that. I didn't kill him. It's pretty good. All right, there you go.

That's what's up with us. Thank you. Hey, thanks for hanging out. Let's start the show today. It's time to open up the mailbag. and email and we read it all the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby Bones. I heard you recently talking about catfishing, and I wanted to share my story because I just found out a friend of mine who's 22 is catfishing a guy that rejected her in high school, and I think that's really terrible. She thought I think it was funny, but I don't. She hasn't spoken to this guy in four years,

and all he did was say no to her promposal. She's still bitter, And now he thinks he's in a relationship with a model from the Midwest. Hey, same bro. Did that too. I'm him. I told her, I couldn't be friends with her if she's going to continue this. We then got into an argument.

We haven't spoken in a week. Do you think I should do something? Signed, Kara. Yeah, you should just message the guy. That's it. Easy. You can even do it from another catfish account. Oh, wow.

So if you don't want to be... There's so many ways, but you got to let him know. Your friend is not going to stop. She's better and sad and trying to take it out on him for what sounds like he just said no. He didn't say no and pour chocolate syrup on her head. But you got to let the dude know. The guy thinks he's going to, I wish I'm going to let me know. Hey, hold on.

Okay. Hold on. Bones. If you're this guy getting catfished and some stranger comes up to you and says, hey, man, this girl that you are in love with, quotes, unquote. Not comes up messages. Or messages. Yes.

And you, dude, you're in love. You are in love with this person that you don't know is catfish in you. Okay. You can't think straight. So you're just like, who are you, bro? You can start, this person can now start a fight with you because you got involved. Because he's in love. Yes, but it's still, you have to tell him.

You got to do your best to say. Why are these people so in love with someone they've never even ever met or FaceTime away? But again, I have fallen for the old catfish. It's because I was sad and lonely. That's how. That's why people, because they don't have it in their own personal life. And so when you don't have it, you try to find it somewhere else. Not just this instance, love.

There are a lot of things that you try to fill holes. And this is it. And if it's a model that much better, let's be honest. Man, what if this guy thinks you're getting involved with his love relationship and he kills you? But I kill, oh, now you know what I'm saying. Hey, this is what I would do. This is what I would do. I would just say, hey, you're being catfish.

I'll send him a message just so you know, this person doesn't exist. I don't want to say much else, but investigate it. Ask these few questions. It's not real. Just letting you know. And then you're good. You wouldn't give them like evidence and stuff? You would just give them the facts and then get out?

I'd get out. I don't want to get murdered now. I would have until you said that. Crime of passion. Yeah, you can stop that. I would stop it if I were you message him. That's what I said. I would have somebody would have messaged me.

But I'd probably gotten mad and killed them. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mail pack. Let's go over and talk to Mary in Idaho, who is sitting on the phone line so graciously, so patient. Hey, Mary, we'd like to play a game with you. How are you this morning? I'm doing well, thank you. Well, we're going to play a game, and you get to pick your player here, and all they have to do is go three-for-three in TV-themed songs.

So when it beeps, they got to continue singing it. And if they nail three-for-three, you get a prize. I don't know. It could be one of my Barbie's collections. it could be, can we do a, we do a Sonic gift card? Oh, $100 Sonic gift card. Oh, Mary, do you have a Sonic near you at all? Do I have a Sonic gift?

Yeah, okay, good, $100 Sonic gift card if you're able to win. Who would you like to play for you in TV theme, finish the lyric? You have Amy, lunchbox. I'm the smartest on the show, and best looking. Yes, or Eddie. The one that wins all the games. You can pick between those three, and if they win, you win $100 to Sonic. Who would you like to go with?

Amy, lunchbox are Eddie? I'm going with the guy who wins all the games. All right, that's it. That's me. Okay. Eddie, you got to go three for three. Oh, boy. You know what I'm bad at?

Lyrics. Yeah. I got 11. So pick a number one through 11 and we'll do whichever number you pick. Let's go with seven. He picks number seven. Ray, number seven will be the, oh, the Brady Bunch. I love it.

So when it beeps, you have to finish the lyric. The next three to four words. Go ahead. They were four men living altogether, yet they were. What? Yet they? They were four men living all together, yet they. They were never on their own.

Never on their own. Okay. Yeah. I like it because you went for the rhyme. You know what rhymes there. Yet they were never on their own. Okay, and here's the answer. They were all alone.

Wait, that's wrong. The lyrics are right. The lyrics are right. Yeah, I was wrong. She already lost. I mean, she already lost. I was wrong. No, no.

Yeah, it's a three for three. Really? Yeah. We get, Eddie didn't win. He said he wins all the games he didn't win. And I'm very sorry about that. I should have picked Amy. Yeah.

Okay, you know what? Let's do it. Yeah! Let's go! Let's give Amy a shot here. Okay. All right, Mary. Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, Mary. She picks number four. It's the Golden Girls. You should knock this one out. Here we go. You would see the biggest... The biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say,

thank you for being a friend. All right, she says, The biggest gift would be from me. Let's hear if that's right. Gift would be from me. That's right. All right. Let's go again, Amy, one through nine.

You got to get two more. Okay. Go ahead. Five. She went number five. Ray, the Flintstones. Oh, no. Number five.

From the parapet right out of... History. Okay. Wow. Amy. Is so just one word? Sometimes. You need to get the next three or four, but there's no.

That was the end of that one. Okay, let's go. One. She wants number one. Okay. Ray, would you play number one family, matters. Love and tradition of the grand design.

Some people say, It's even harder to find. For the win, if it's even harder to find. How do you feel about that? I have no idea. I think that's it. I think it sounds good, though. He said it confidently.

Hit it. It's even harder to find. There it is. Wow. She's good. Mary, you are the winner. Amy is the winner. Everybody's a winner.

Nice job, everybody. It's time for the good news. Lunchbox. Tell me something good. It's 4 a.m. And Rhonda's fast asleep. When all of a sudden she hears ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. And she answers her phone.

And it's the security company. Someone had broken into her business, stolen a bunch of things, including her laptop, which she needs to run the business. She's like, oh, no, what am I going to do? Has all my files on there. Well, there's two guys out collecting cans a couple days later. Do, do, do, do. And they find the laptop.

and instead of trying to sell it, they get on social media and say, hey, we found this laptop. And they bring it back to Rhonda. When I had jumped outside of work and the guy stole my computer, he didn't want my computer, but I threw it at him to try to maybe stop

from sprinting at me. They found it in a bush, like right around the corner. Then he didn't want to computer just doing a bush. Yeah, I mean, why not take that to a pawn shop? Well, it's hard to get into. Like with hers too, I'm sure they couldn't get into it. Well, it doesn't say they tried to. They said they didn't think about selling

that they just wanted to get it back to the rightful owner. But I mean, even the person that robbed the place. Oh, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, so it's tough to get into a phone or a computer unless you know the code or the password to get in. Even mine, then, I think the dude was like, why don't I want this computer? I was trying to kill Bobby, you know?

And so somebody saw it and called and said, hey, we have a computer. Maybe a listener? I was like, we found your computer near a bush. I do believe it was a listener. Because I told them where I got jumped and they were like, we found a computer like half a block away in a bush. This is yours? I was like, it is.

It's pretty cool, too. I forgot about that. Now I'm going to have a nightmare tonight. crap. Oh, good. All right. All right. Good story, though.

That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from Taryn in Houston, Texas. Morning, Bobby. I wanted to say that Lunchbox is hilarious. I love him. He is perfect for the show. The show would not be the same without him.

However, if he truly treats his wife the way that he says he treats his wife, he's kind of feel bad for her. I hope she's doing all right. But Lunchbox, you're great, and I love you. Lunchbox, do you truly treat? your wife to say the way you treat her. I don't know how you guys think I treat her. I'd treat her like an angel.

No, no, I guess the point is the way that you describe, you treat her, are you really doing stuff? Yeah, I mean, I just described my life. I don't know. I don't think I treat her bad at all. Right. So things like she's past her prime. When you say stuff like that. Like treating her like an angel. I forgot he said that. Yeah. But she knows that. Women know that when they have babies that their prime is behind them.

So you've said what you said. I don't agree. For the record, I do not agree with that. But there is no. no gimmick to Lunchbox's marriage here. They're awesome, by the way. She's awesome. You guys are funny. That's real life. Yeah, we've got a great dynamic. Boom. And I like Taryn. She sounds like a smart lady too.

You like Taryn. I like Taryn. Now, I do want to stay on lunchbox for a second because you love seeing a celebrity in the wild. Yes. But you love even more when it's a celebrity that you love. Yes. So you saw one. Who is it? Okay. His name is Walker Zimmerman. He's a professional soccer player. He plays for the team here and then he plays for Team USA. Okay. I don't know who that is, but I'm sure. It's a big deal in the soccer world.

Right. Big deal soccer world for us. And my kids love him. And we were eating at a restaurant. And it's like an outdoor, outdoor mall area. And we see him park his car and get out. And he goes inside a store. And I grab my four-year-old and my two-year-old. And I'm like, let's go.

Pretty cool car. Yeah, nice car. And so you see him park, and so you go over into the store and say, hi, Mr. Zimmerman? No. No. We sat down on the curb next to his car and waited for him to come out of the store. Oh, my God.

With his kids. You grabbed your kids. Yes. And so we sat there until he came back to his car like 20, 25 minutes later. You sat at his car for 20 minutes. Yeah. And then when he came walking up, my kids start waving. And he was like, oh, do you guys want to take a picture?

And they're like, yeah. And we took a picture with them and they talked to him. And they were like, your name's Walker. And they were so excited and just pumped. I think the kids made it less creepy because you had kids with you. I would have recommended you not be by his car but wait for him to come out and then just be walking his way

like you're just running into him then otherwise it feels like you're hanging out in front of his house in front of his car because he had parallel parked so it was just like on the curb like it wasn't like a parking spot in a parking lot

it was like parallel part so we just sat on the curb who cared more you or your kids oh probably my kids I think he's saying that oh man my kids no no no no like when we play soccer I don't know what's going on

That's true No, no. When we play soccer, my four-year-old goes, Dad-da, I'm going to be Walker. And so he pretends he's Walker. And then my other kid, my four-year-old assigns what player he's going to be on the team. And they love Walker. And they want to wear headbands like Walker wears. And when Walker scored. You don't want to wear headbands. Listen, I am telling you. And that's what I said. I didn't want to freak out Walker. So I was like, hey, what did Walker do that last game we went to? And my four-year-old goes, he scored. because he knows he pays attention.

So it was awesome. So I just didn't know if it was okay to sit on the curb by his car. I would not recommend that because people feel like you're standing by their property waiting. Like they can't get back to the thing without going through you. Right.

That's a, but what you could have done is just stood somewhere else and then let him walk to his car and be like, Mr. Zimmerman, Walker Zimmerman. Then he turns around if you want to talk to you, he does. He has no choice but to talk to you. And luckily he's a really nice guy.

Oh, he was really nice. And he took a picture. with my kids and I mean they were so pumped. I give it a D plus. Okay. Not enough. Okay, would it have been better if I just gone in the store? Like, what did you?

Yes. That's what I'm, I don't, I didn't know. I was like, oh, do I? Because that's a normal interaction. He sees you at his car. He can't get to his car without having to go through you. That's true. Yeah.

That was the point, right? Yeah. I mean, I wanted to make sure that my kids got to meet him. And then we were like, oh, we'll see it the next game. And my kid goes, you think he'll wave at us? I'm like, no, he's not going to know we're at the game. But it was awesome. I would just recommend not be in by somebody's car.

Because they're like, do they take a picture of my license played? Do they take that? Are they going to fall in at home? Yeah. There's all the things about. I don't even think about that. Wait, is it a good thing or a bad thing? Like I could have followed where he found out where he lives.

See, that's the point. I give it a D plus. Okay. Okay. It could have been worse, but not cool. Okay. Not cool. He feels like, well, great, I can't even get to my car without going through this guy,

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We are very limited in what we can see. Our technology is very limited. Do I think there's little green men running around? Nah. Do I think that there could possibly be something that my mind and physical self doesn't understand? Yeah, of course. There always is. So, I don't know. But I'm not going to say, no way. We said no way A lot of the things we have now that were breakthroughs, we've never had them. That being said, a spokesperson for the military branch that is over where they store

a lot of this information about UFOs. It's called the Black Vault. This site has gone and said, hey, Freedom Information Act, we need this stuff. They're like, look. I know we have all these UFO, CIA documents, but the Black Vault's like, we need them all. And they said, we can't

Because if we put it out, it's going to be bad. Dang. Like, but, why is it bad to know? I don't think it's bad to know. I think it's bad with the information that people would know what they would do. Oh. Don't, if all the sudden, they're like, guys, all right, you got us. There's a civilization two galaxies away.

They can get here pretty easily and destroy us if they wanted to. And they let us know that. And they're like, every single day they don't, we're lucky. and they let us know that. You don't think this place would go bananas? Oh, yeah. I'm going to start arming myself with everything. Yeah, like it would matter, right?

You know, whenever the former Russian president who just died, Gorbachev, before he died, he said that he and Ronald Reagan had meetings about how they would unite forces if they were attacked by UFOs aliens. This was like in the 80s? They had those meetings where they would talk about it. Like, if it comes, we have to. night. And he said that on his

deathbed. So do you think he's crazy because he's dying? Or do you think he's finally just saying things that he always wanted to say his whole life? And don't we have like the space force now as part of the military? Why do we have the space force? Because if you don't own it, somebody else is eventually going to.

I mean, that's really what it is. Have you watched for all mankind? No. The release of this information will harm national security as it may provide adversaries valuable information regarding Department of Defense, Navy operations, vulnerabilities or capabilities, no portions of the videos

can be segregated for release, therefore we cannot talk about them. In a bit they're going to we can't even show our technologies, but they're going, if we release this, it's bad news for everybody. Okay, so what do you think?

They should keep it private or tell us? I'm good not knowing, because if I know everything, it doesn't mean my life better, it just makes it worse. If, I don't think it's going to happen. I don't think they're how we see them in the movies.

But let's say spaceships came down. And they were like, all right, we're here, we're going to kill you all. I just wanted to happen and not know what's coming. It's kind of like death in general. Yeah. Just I just am like, close my eyes, go to sleep, hopefully.

I never even know I'm going to die. I just end up dying. Some people believe that we humans on Earth are just an enslaved race and gravity is the chains that keep us from going to other places. Like, Earth is jail for the human race. Never heard that one. Where did you hear that? What in the world? And gravity is the bars and the chains that keep us here.

We're in jail right now. We don't even know it. That is... Hey, let me tell you some. Who thinks about this one? Yeah, I like this jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken fries sake rocks.

Yeah, man. Whoever made that prison mill? Like, shout out to you. Uh, theories. Theorys. After hearing this story, you're in general. Let me go to lunchbox first. Man, they're just trying to scare you.

They're not saying anything. Why would they want to scare you? That's what they're doing. Oh, you know, hey, guys, we got this top secret information. And they're trying to keep their job. You know what I mean? If there's no aliens, we don't need these people. I don't think their job is just alien patrol.

And I feel like saying that doesn't have them keep their job. Amy? Theory on spacecraft. I'm, my percentage is opening up a little more than it used to. It used to be very closed off to it, but I don't know. I've even had conversations with people that say that they've seen. Those people, though

I don't believe. Eddie's brother saw an alien once. Yeah, but he was drinking every single time. Twice. Yeah, he's out in the only country. Okay. Well, I... The story always starts with, I was having a couple beers, and then I saw blank. So, I don't know. It's possible. Percentage that there are aliens. Let's just say aliens. It doesn't

how we define them. Percentage. Go. Okay. Well, I'll go 5%. Five. Lunchbox. Zero percent. Eddie. 20 percent. Oh, that's strong. 20 percent. There's stuff up there. 20 percent's a lot. I'm going to go 24 percent. Oh. Oh, you're that low? That's not low. That's pretty high. For not knowing anything? Yeah. Man, I feel like he's a believer, man. I feel like he's in the alien. No, I'm a believer that I don't know everything. Yeah. I'm 100 percent on that. But I just, I'm not convinced I don't still, but I'm 24% there too. But I'm a believer that I just, our eyes can't see everything,

or we would see all the cell phone. Except for some people's consciousness that has the ability to see certain things. But it's like we can't see certain colors that animals can see. There's a lot. So why do we think we could see? We don't have technologies

that can go only to certain places, but I'll do this segment for two hours, so I'm gonna go ahead and wrap it. Exactly. So there we have. So do you think when we go to space or different... It's probably like driving a block down the road. Like we go to our farthest, but it's like driving a block down the road.

Oh, right. It's not far at all. It's not far at all. Look at it. I mean, look up. But do you think that they're hanging out there and they're like, oh, look at them trying to come and see all this? Wait, it's us watching an ant farm. And we're like, stupid ants.

Man, that prison theory is crazy, though. And how crazy that we're in prison and there's prisons within our prisons? Earth is a prison. But there are a prison inside of prisons. There's solitary confinement. That's true. The whole... Man, this is deep.

You guys are getting way too good. Let's go. Wake up, everybody. It's Alien 30. Now I changed my mind. I don't want to know anything. This is all really scary. That's my point.

That's my point. That's why I don't go to the doctor. I don't want to know. No, that's different. Oh, that is different. Oh, that is different. All right, let's listen to this voicemail from Corey. I followed you last weekend.

Space Doctor 25 whistles podcast. Boy, did you cash in for us? Three for three, baby. Let's do it. Thanks, Bobby. Amy, I'm what they call a heat. You know what heater is? I mean, you're on fire, you're hot.

I know. All I hear is you're... I'm 10 for 10. Yeah. I haven't missed. I'm 10 and 0. I'm 10 for 10. Why haven't you had me place these bets?

Because I don't think people should follow me. I just do it myself and I bet my own money and I tell people what I'm betting. And as of right now, I'm 10 and no. I'll probably bomb out this week and get back to normal. I mean, you say that and then you won't and then I'll have a bet regret. But you can listen to the podcast called 25 whistles. There'll be a new episode on Friday. and if you want to get Draft Kings and use it,

it's right there. They put it up on the front of their app, the 25 whistles bet. Boom, and it's hit three weeks in a row. And other than that, I can't believe it. It's crazy. Ten for ten, the streak will probably come to an end this week, but you can listen to 25 whistles wherever you podcast.

All right, let's listen to a voicemail from Brandy in Southern Tennessee. Hey, Studio. Just saw a TikTok posted from Kelsey Ballerini saying that she has a song coming out with Carly Pierce and Kelly Clarkson. Is this the song that Ray was talking about months ago? I can't remember if this was ever answered, but I was wondering if this is his secret that he has. Thanks. Let us know.

Ray has two country music secrets still hidden. One of them is the divorce that hasn't happened yet. And the second one is the song of the summer that... It's September 14th, buddy. Summer's over, and this song never came out, I guess. Yeah, I just really never hit, my bad. Never hit or never came out? It came out. It just wasn't good, I guess.

Well, then if it came out, what is it? It was Diplo. Daniel Bradbury and Zach Brown band. And it came out on what album? I think it's Zach Brown. Just never surfaced anywhere. Never became Song of Summer? No.

Dang. All right, well, now we know it. That's not it. A very good country music secret. Yeah. The Babbage Ball Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, here are some habits that help Queen Elizabeth live until 96.

She was the queen. Well, she did work up until, her death, though. Yeah, but what does that mean work? That's like a rich kid who's like, you know, my dad got me a job. She met with the prime minister and stuff like that.

But her official duties had been scaled back in her later years, but she was working right up until, and they say when you retire, sometimes your life goes faster. Well, the fact that she was 96 and even walking, like, that's awesome.

She was moving around, shaking. I started shaking hands. That's pretty cool. Ninety-year-old shaking hands. Speaking of her movement, she preferred what she called sensible ex-exercule. She wasn't into intense workout.

She preferred activities like riding horses, walking her corgis, and hikes through the countryside. Yeah, I like sensible exercise, too. I like rolling out of bed and being like, yeah, I'm good for the day on an activity. All right, what else? She never smoked. She enjoyed time in nature. She ate balanced meals. And she enjoyed chocolate and alcohol.

All right. Okay, so if you're tired of scrolling Hinge or any of the other dating apps, this 27-year-old named Emily has started to pass out dating resumes at sporting events, grocery stores, car washes. That is desperat. Well, millions of people are following her journey. It's gone viral. And what she did was she put her picture on a little business card. And then she wrote in her hobbies, her skills, her simple pleasures,

and other fun prompts on the back of each card. And she's just passing them out. It's funny to follow along with or as a bit. But that's it. Like, somebody's like, hey, she got with this girl. Oh, yeah, what's her name? Well, it's Emily. She's passing out a business card.

She's trying to find that. Here's a resume. It's not creative or outside of the box or you wouldn't. No, because it's for everyone. It's like a wide open thing where she's pat. No, I don't like that one. Not to, it's funny to watch and talk about it. But I don't think if I were single, I'd be like, oh, let me see what she's about.

Yeah, no. A new four-part documentary from Paramount Plus called 11 Minutes is going to revisit the 2017 Route 91 Harvest Festival. It's a very tragic event, obviously, but it's coming out on September 27th, just days before the five-year anniversary. And there's going to be in-depth interviews from people that were there, including a first-time interview with Jason Aldine about the night. All right. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Yeah, it's something good. Laura Hernandez was powderboarding. She had her iPhone. doing a little tweeting, a little texting, and she dropped in the water. And this isn't like the bathtub, which is that what stink to? This isn't like, you're out, a big old body of water. And so the next day, she goes back to the beach and there's a scuba class.

And she goes, hey, you guys, this is teaching that. I draw my phone like right here. So he's like, listen, lady, I hear you. It's the ocean. But it's like, you know, a lot of water out here. And so she's like, but it's in a pink case. He's like, listen, lady, I'll keep an eye out for it. But went out, boom, found it, 25 foot of water.

Wow. And the pink probably helps. The bright pink waterproof case stuck out like a sore thumb. It was almost neatly placed into a green bed of seaweed. The instructor who went down, whose name was Vanessa Khan. So I guess he wouldn't be like, she wouldn't be like, hey lady, she's like, hey lady, we ain't going to find it. But anyway, they found the phone in the water. She gave her a reward, but I know these phones are waterproof, but I'm telling you, anytime I drop mine in the water, it never works.

same. And this one probably started right up. You know, those stories about people dropping their phone up a 20-story building and they go, oh, it still works just perfectly. Yeah, no cracks. Or the phone is in a creek bed for a month and they find it and they're like, oh, found it, went right back up. I'm calling bull crap on those. It's like when your car gets towed, sure, it's not damaged. But it never quite drive the same. Exactly. Yeah, never quite drive. Because they got to like put a hook into it and drag it up. That's not good for the car. This phone's been good for her for finding it, but that whole, this phone's waterproof, only so much. Good story, though.

I like it. I like they found it. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! Which one of King Arthur's Knights built the roundtable? Which one of King Arthur's Knights built the roundtable?

Circumference. That's funny. The round table. The round table. That was the morning corny. I like that one, Amy. That's pretty good. Don't forget Friday.

I'm doing one final show in Nashville, October 22nd, but tickets go on and sell Friday. Get them at bobbybones.com. It's a Saturday night show, October 22nd. Tickets on sale Friday at bobbybones.com at 10 a.m. Central Time. Amy, what's the tip for if you lose your phone? Well, someone shared with me that they put their phone. phone or another person's phone number is their lock screen.

Like their sister, their significant other, or a friend. Like, if you find this phone, call. Da-da-da-da. Their lock screen? Yeah, you can still have a picture if you want, but it's just you can type that into the text. You know, like make it in an app

or on social media, take a screenshot, and then make that your lock screen. And that way, someone finds your phone. They cannot get into it. That must be for somebody's losing their phone a lot. I don't want to put anybody's number on my lock screen. I'm just saying, if you're scared of losing your phone, What's on your life screen right now?

Me and Stasheera doing like a dance. You're your daughter? Yeah. Eddie, what's on yours? Oh, I have the generic blue, white, red bubbles or something. It's just whatever comes with the phone. You know, I had that because I'm living on two phones right now. Mostly one and a half.

But I still use the second one a little bit, but I'm moving over. But I had the generic too. My wife laughed at me. She goes, hey, pops. Is it a pops thing to do? I guess so. She goes, well, why don't you change the background? And I was like, I don't know, I got two phones.

And so I just changed it. okay, well, I'm going to, it's going to be Caitlin Digest. So it's just her on the front. I don't even put one of just us. I was like, it's just you. See, to that you could add if you find this phone, call her. No, because if people would see it, just call her. Yeah, exactly.

You want to do that. Lunchbox, do you have a picture on yours? No, I got waves, man. What? He has the intro screen, too. Oh, waves. Whatever that is. We got lots of pops.

No idea how to change it. Well, okay. You probably have the version that can't be changed. Probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah. No idea. The Bobby Bone Show,

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That's washable sofas.com. Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply. Hey, everyone. It's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and I-Heart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science. And what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth?

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me, and I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story. People will say like, oh, my God, I cried at the end.

It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to Earsay, the Audible and IHeart Audio Club on the IHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Let's talk about celebrities for a second. Ray, what happened to you when you're on your flight? Yeah, so me and my wife, we went on Southwest, and we were one, A1, A1, Day 1. we could seat first. We were pretty boring. A1, you stand in line, but you get to be up front so you'd pick your seat very first, yeah. Yeah, so we didn't want to be in the very front, we were two rows back. Well, as people are getting on, for some weird reason, the flight

attendant kept saving a seat, and it was at the very front and the very middle. People tried to sit nope, sorry, sorry, sorry, that one's taken. But there was nobody there, there was no bags there. There was no reason why that flight attendant should be blocking that seat. Also weird on that airline, they're saving a seat, because Southwest is like, have at it. If you get here, it's yours. So she probably had to turn about 10 people away and then finally a celebrity. It was it at the very end when everybody was already seated? Last person. I'm talking five minutes before we took off. Ooh let's play name that celebrity. Okay. Can we ask you five yes or no questions? Sure, but you guys won't know them. Well then it's not

a real celebrity. You don't know this celebrity. Because it's a reality star and you guys don't watch Southern Charm. Oh, I just gave us the whole person. You're right. You're right. I don't know. Is it Cameron? Was it Craig Canover? No, it was Ava. This is the worst game I've ever I've played some bad games. Heck, I've come up with some bad games. This was the worst I've ever played. Wait, but you can do that? Does she know the flight attendant or something?

No idea, but it made it so... Ava. From Southern Charm. Her name's Ava Charm on Southern Charm? Is that why it's called Southern Charm? No, her name's Ava on Southern Charm. It's a Bravo show. Yeah.

Her last name's not Charm. What does she do on the show? She's a bar owner, but she's just one of the girls at gossips and goes to parties. Is that a popular show? Really huge. I never watched one of them. episode of it. It doesn't mean it's not popular. Oh, no, it's good. Like, if I saw her, this is how fractured celebrity. She's got a million followers on Instagram. Yeah.

Ava Felipe. Is that what you base fame off of lunchbox? Yeah, man. Unless that's not the right Ava. Why are you grunting? What's what's wrong with you? I started looking like it was yeah, I think that was a... That's a different Ava, dude. You just found an Ava. Well, I said, I saw... Hey, well, you followed her. Whoever that is. You click follow on somebody. You You didn't even know just because they were hot? No, I'm saying this looks like Reese Witherspoon. And I'm like, why is that Reese Witherspoon? So they saved her a seat, Ray.

Yeah, and I believe to avoid pictures and so that people wouldn't stop and to just keep them line moving efficiently, honestly. My point is I wouldn't know who that was. I can't imagine many people would be stopping her to ask for a picture. But since they don't have a signed seating, I would imagine she just went up to the front desk and said, hey, just FYI, I'm a little bit of a celebrity. Can I board last save a scene? Can you imagine someone saying that?

I cannot. Because if you have to tell someone you're a celebrity, you ain't a celebrity. Celebrity. Exactly. That's the rule. If you have to, because lunchbox will go and try it in places. Like try to get celebrity discounts. They're like, who's the celebrity? If you have to say you're a celebrity, you're not a celebrity. Last celebrity you saw. Lunchbox, your bit from earlier does not count. So last celebrity that you saw anywhere. Amy.

Kimberly Schlotman from Little Big Town. Okay. I probably see her the most. Parking lot. I was driving to an appointment and she was coming out of the grocery store. And I stopped rolled down the window, said hi. and then kept on. Eddie, last celebrity you saw. Hillary Scott, Lady A. Target. That's a long time ago.

A couple months ago. Three months ago. Yeah, maybe longer than that. Lunchbox, last celebrity you saw. Man, I can't even think of one right now. I mean, it's been so long. I haven't been celebrity siding and it's really annoying. I saw Dirk's Bentley riding his bike in front of our building.

Yeah, but he was coming to our building. I know. That was the last one. But does work count? Because I saw Derek Jeter. Right. Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito.

I was like doing the Today Show. I thought that was pretty cool. That does not count. Ray, who did you see you were trying to sell the TMZ picture of? Jason Aldine. Yeah, he was just in an alley on Music Row. He's in slides and some jean shorts. Ray was like, I want to sell this picture because he looks like a dork.

He was wearing slides and jeans shorts. He was like Timsy will love it because he's it. Why would they have loved it, Ray? Because he's never looking like that. No cowboy hat and no cowboy boots. Who would you, would you have thought his job would have been if you'd have just seen him like that? Look like he worked for the dumpster company. Oh, no.

Which would be fine? If you guys have run into any celebrities, if you have a good story, we'll take them. 877, 77, Bobby. 877, 77 Bobby. Over 100 listeners send me the story about the guy getting killed by the kangaroo. Oh, yeah.

Did you guys see it? Uh-huh. A story that so many listeners sent it might be my most sent in story ever. I guess I can beat up a kangaroo. This is one story and the guy's almost 80 years old. Oh. So a squirrel could have killed him. He just happened to run into a kangaroo.

I stand by that if you just went random and you went boot-to-do-do-do-d-d-d-d-d-tot-a-tongary, and you said, number 72 to kangaroo, come on up, I'm going to be able to beat up that kangaroo. Yes, if I get really unlucky and it's like one of these jacked ones, I'm going to have a little more trouble with it. But those are anomalies. Those are like the professional athletes of the kangaroo world. If you just grab a normal human and go, okay, we're going to pick an average human, normal. The person that you get is not going to be jacked up in professional athlete for the most part. I can whoop a kangaroo.

I'm smarter than it. I'm strong. I'm not saying stronger, but I think I'm smart enough to use my strength. I'd whoop a kangaroo. I grab a stick. Okay, so should we arrange this? Yeah, we need to make it happen because you're talking real big right now. No, I'm not talking real big. I'm talking normal.

Listen to my voice. It's never been more normal ever. I can beat up a kangaroo. A kangaroo attacked and killed a man. Oh, it's terrible. And then blocked emergency paramedics from getting to him in time. Like rubbing it in. It was his pet.

What? That's even worse. I didn't see that part. What do you think wild animals do? They act wild. Yeah, they go wild. Even if they don't for a while. Gosh, that's terrible. They're still wild animals.

And so he had been keeping the wild kangaroo as a pet. So yeah, it was his pet, but it was a wild kangaroo that he got... Oh, he just like caught it? It wasn't one that he raised this baby and was like, okay little kangaroo, you're going to get my bitch friend. You can sit in my pocket. That didn't happen here. And so police were forced to shoot the kangaroo because he was blocking him from getting

into the dude. So this is a sad story, but I didn't even present it that way because so many listeners have been sending me this story going, I told you this kangaroo beat you up. I kick a kangaroo's butt. I call it out like there's a wrestling pay-per-view to its face. They're like, I'll see you at SummerSlam. And then I beat it up at SummerSlam. It just wouldn't have a chance against me. Males can be aggressive and in a fight that will use their short upper limbs. Look at my limbs. What are they? Long. Long. Look at these. Not short. Look again. Still long. Yes. I'd be like, What about their tail? Is their tail strong?

I step on it. Yes, they stand on their tail. I step on a tail. Like, when I play pickup basketball, I step on somebody's toe before they try. Did you get a rebound? What? Is that legal? No, but that's how I play.

I grew up Mountain Pine, Arkansas. Oh. Someone considered it the streets. Okay. But you could get called foul for that. I don't know if a foul is what they call. You probably just get punched in the nads the next go-around by the play. I mean, it's just a dirty-ish-type play.

Okay. But I'll beat up a kangaroo, I'll say it again. If any can't, I'll do this. I'll be honest. If any kangaroo is listening right now and they want to call into the show, I'll fight them right now. Here's our number.

If any kangaroo is listening and has a cell phone on them, I'll tell you what, I'll do one better. If there's a kangaroo listening and wants me to fly them in from Australia, I will. Listen to the podcast.

But they got to call themselves. Yeah. So I'm sorry. It stinks. This guy died, obviously. But you also can't grab a wild animal like a kangaroo and make it a pet. You shouldn't even take an animal

like a tiger that isn't why. wild by birth, but wild by hundreds of years, because they will, Sigfried and Roy. Yeah. Go tiger. Tiger got him. So like Mike Tyson's tiger, that was probably domesticated? Yes, but even domestication doesn't stop an animal from.

Go tiger. Going tiger. Knowing their meaning. Yeah. Knowing their true meaning. My true meaning is beating up a kangaroo. All you guys, you know, all just stick in your butts, man, because there's no way a kangaroo beats me up. I step on its tail.

They try to jump. The tail's behind them. They won't even let you get close to it. They're going to be like whack, whack, whack, quack. I was looking at their arms. Their arms are like 13 inches or so. Look at these. No, they're much longer.

It's like three and a half feet or so, four feet. Arms. I hate to tell you, kangaroos have claws on their hind legs that they use to severely cut or disembowl their enemies. I got a switchblade. No, you can't use a woman. Hold on. It's a comb.

It tricks you. I open it. It's a comb. Instead of a switch blade. Yeah. Those are cool. It's a crom. It's a comb.

So that was a story I wanted to bring up before we went to... Oh, there's a kangaroo on the phone from Australia. I'm seeing. Oh, come on. Let's go. I have no idea what this is. I'm going to be honest with you. It's on a hotline, too, that nobody even knows the number two.

Ray, can I answer the call from whatever this is? Yeah. This is not a pre-rehearsed bit. Hi, this is Bobby Bowens. Hello, is this a kangaroo? There's a kangaroo call from Australia. I hear you talking a lot of crap over there. Since when did you learn to speak human?

Hey, you said a cold. No, no, I know what I said, but how did you understand? English much less human How do you understand that you're going to beat me up I don't understand that Huh He kind of sounds like Popeye Yeah a little bit

A little bit I can't sound like Have you fought many humans Kangaroo? I fought humans every Thursday at 3 o'clock Is there some sort of event Gathering you go to where this happens Yeah you haven't been to Australia

I have been to Australia No I have Oh okay Well you must have missed us Yeah I did I think I Is it like a kangaroo fight club Or do humans humans get into this? Yeah, so we place bats on how many humans we can be today.

What's your record? My record is 17 in an hour. In an hour, wow. Has anyone tried the trick where they step on your tail so you can't jump? It doesn't matter. My tail releases itself and comes right back on. What? Like it dislocates.

Kind of like a lizard. A lizard. But a lizard's tail grows back. It doesn't come back on. That's regenerate. Yeah, it's like a starfish, you know, that grows back. It has to take time. And so when do you think you come over for this fight, Kangaroo?

I mean, I could be there probably in about 17 hours. Even with having to go through security at the airport, you know. I got TSA pre and all that. Oh, he does. What? All right, well, I'll put you on hold and we'll see if we can get you a trip over here, all right? All right. We'll see what we can do.

What's your first name? I'm sorry, just says kangaroo. I actually didn't know your name. What is your name? My name is Kangi. Kangi, the kangaroo. Really struggled with that name, huh? What's your name?

Roo. All right, Kengi. Appreciate the call. Bye, no problem, Bob. We'll see you soon. All right, see you soon, buddy. Oh, my gosh. Is that Keith Irvin?

No, dude, that's Kengi. Why would you ask such a dumb question? He just told you his name. Gangie the Kangue. Not two minutes ago. Talk to Rose, who lives in Massachusetts. Rose, I appreciate your call. And what's going on?

Okay, so, okay, first of all, I have to tell you, Bobby. I have never, ever, ever disagreed with you, ever. I've been listening to you for years. I love the show. I love all you guys. Hi, by the way, it's kid you. And I have never disagreed with you until this moment. I just had to call in and tell you that you could not, in any way, shape, or form take on a full-grown male kangaroo.

Like, there's just no way. That's your opinion. People said I also couldn't win Dancing with the Stars. That was different. Was it? You had a chance. I beat up 13 other fake slubs. You worked towards that

The kangaroo There's something you can do to change The kangaroo Step on its tail It'd be smarter than it Outwit it Oh boy And also

We're not talking about the biggest Everybody keeps sending me pictures Of big muscular kangaroos That's like me going Here take a picture Here's a picture of an average looking person to fight And I send them An NFL player

You know I send them Lawrence Taylor from 1988 Oh wow Right So you're talking about like a kid kangaroo I'm talking about It's luck of the draw It can come out

It could be just born. So it might even be a female or have you said... It doesn't matter. It could have just come out the other kangaroo womb and I'm like, time to fight and I'd beat it up. You wouldn't beat up an infant. I would if that's who was drawn. No. Again, my argument is if you just say random kangaroo and you put one in front of me, I'll whoop its butt.

Okay. If you say the biggest, meanest kangaroo ever in the history of the world, it's probably going to give me a challenge. But if you say random, I'm a whoop its butt. Wait, it sounds like you think you could also beat that kangaroo. I'm smarter than that. Okay. So even if it is the biggest... No, I'm not even saying that.

I'm just saying average, but probably yeah. So, Rose, why do you, and you're an expert here, and I'm going to wrap it up, because everybody thinks it's so dumb, I talk about it, but I get fired up. Rose, why do you think a kangaroo could beat me up? So, obviously, I'm not talking about a baby, Joey, because that's just cruelty to animals and... That's the game we play. That's showbiz baby. But a full-grown kangaroo, especially the breed that made this attack that killed his man,

and that really do all the attacks. They grow, and it's not an anomaly. It's all the men, all of the male kangaroos. They grow to about 200 pounds, and if they're standing on their tails, they are six feet, six inches tall. And I mean, I love you, Bobby, very, very much. But you're how tall?

He's six foot. Yeah, it's probably six of one. He's getting to squares right now. No, I'm not. I've just seen it. You ever watch Looney Tunes? They thought that kangaroo, you ever seen it? Boing, boing, boing.

It's a kangaroo. it's like a mouse or something in the boxes. Yeah, I remember that. I can whoop that one. That's a cartoon. Yep. Okay. Not real.

Just saying, I understand Rose what you're saying, but hippity hopperter, that's whatever, hippie de hopperter, whatever on Looney Tens. I'll whop that kangaroo too. Rose, thank you. You know a lot about kangaroos, but I know a lot about life and growing up on the streets. And where I come from, it's defender, get eaten. And I got pretty good to defend it. How many kangaroos in Mountain Pine, Arkansas?

Doesn't matter. Only takes one. Okay. I'm just saying, how many animals have you fought? I mean, I had a couple dogs. You fought a dog before? I've had to. They've attacked me.

Really? Okay. You've heard of both of those? You've heard something called title boxing? Yes. Let's just say I've been there a few times. Okay. Okay.

All right. All right. Rose, I am greatly appreciative that you listen to the show, and I'm glad you called. And even though you're wrong, I like you a lot. No, no, no. Here, you can do, you can do these. simulations, right, where you put in all of your statistics and you put in the statistics of like whoever you're going to be fighting and they can create a video simulation.

Can't simulate heart. Someone on your team. Can't simulate heart. Someone on your team has to be able to know. I'll beat all these people up too. What do you want? I'll beat them up and I'll beat one of them up and then you send a kangaroo in. I'll beat them all.

You just can't simulate heart, you know? Heart of a lion. Her. So, Rose, thank you. You're the greatest and I applaud your efforts to convince me that I cannot beat up a kangaroo, but I can. We spent too much time on this. I was going to say it one more time.

You can't simulate heart. That's all. Rudy. Because he said, that guy, I'll never get in the game. His heart is small. When the crowd yells, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, and he feels like his heart, he goes out, he makes a tackle.

You really did. You can't simulate that crap. Either in you or not. You're entertaining all the Australians right now because my pastor's Australian, and he just texted. This is some of the, best segments you've ever done.

I think he also believes you could not beat up a kangaroo. Some people say Australian think that's smart. Oh, oh really? When it comes to kangaroos. Okay. Okay. They think... Thank you all. I'm going to move on, but it is what it is. Actually, we should call Morgan Evans.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's do it. See what he thinks. He thinks I win. Hard of Champion. He has a heart of champion, too. That's my guy. All right, let's go over and do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. I saw the picture first, and I was like, why is this woman grinding on an old person? And that was what was happening.

And she's in a very skimpy top. And things were showingish, not all the way, but showing it, but she was grinding on an old person. And then I saw the headline. Nursing home hires exotic dancers for seniors and wheelchairs. Ha! Great. Awesome.

I mean. A nursing home is apologizing for hiring dancers to perform for seniors and wheelchairs. Wow. And they were. They were going at it. And I tell you, the person in the wheelchair looked you look pretty happy. Well, of course. Absolutely.

So the Teowan Veterans Home, a state-run facility for retired military personnel, paid the adult entertainer for a steamy show to celebrate the mid-autom festival. You know, nothing like a good dance like that for mid-autum festival. How come all these people think hiring or having people lap dance people is like schools are doing it with T.J? You know, if you're any sort of business or organization, I would say probably a bad idea. just in general. Just eliminate any sort of lap dancing or exotic anything. Right.

Well, who's complaining? Is it people on the outside? Because the people on the inside are probably perfectly fine with it. Yes. So. They got backlash. And they're like, okay, we're sorry. We're sorry.

But secretly they're like, no, we're not. That was awesome. That's from the Barat Express News. TikTok users spend 197.8 million hours a day scrolling through the app, which that number means nothing to me, but the number that does stand out. That's 10 times that that Instagram users spend. end on reels. And I was thinking about me here, I will sit on TikTok and I will just scroll, right? Because TikTok has a better algorithm in giving you what you want. And I know most of the time

I'm going to get sports. I'm going to get golf stuff. I get music stuff. That's pretty much it. Like I know occasionally something just really funny out of nowhere. But that's the part of TikTok that I live in and they keep feeding me the good stuff. And so I just keep scrolling, laughing or learning. With Instagram Reels, I only will watch a reel if I'm there to watch that one reel. And then I I don't scroll. Yeah. I don't trust it. Or it's just not as good as stuff.

I never go to Reels and just go, let me see what's on Reels and just start scrolling. I will watch a reel if it pops up and I'm interested in it, but I don't go looking where TikTok, I'm just firing up, firing away. And like if you, somebody you follow their reel pops up, like, and you click on it, it keeps you on reels. Like, you think that you're still back on your feed. And then after like three, you're like, these are terrible. I don't even know these people, these reels are bad. And you go back. Yeah.

I'm like, how many kangaroo videos can I watch? That's from Daily Mail. A bear crashed a two-year-old's birthday party in Connecticut and was filmed feasting on cupcakes while everybody fled inside. This is from UPI. I can't beat up a beer. I'll be honest. No.

That's big of you. Thank you. Big of you. I know my limitations. A bear crashed a two-year-old birthday, two-year-old's birthday party in Connecticut and was filmed eating the cupcakes. Everybody ran like crazy to get inside the house. The bear emerged from the woods.

Like they ran. as I would. And then the bear was like I love it. Boom, chocolate. He ate the cupcake. And he literally is like on the picnic table

in the cupcakes and there's food everywhere on the table. He's like sniffing through it. I'm watching. He's like sniffing through all the food and he settles on a cupcake. Same bro.

That's great. Same bro. Spoons and bowls that use electricity are going to be able to make food taste saltier and they'll go on selling 2023.

Now let me explain to you what's happening because this is some next level type stuff in Japan where they have different things as far like chopsticks and the chopstick has like a little electric current in it and you can eat something let's say a piece of grilled chicken that has no flavor and the electric current like gives it just some sort of shock the right way that makes it taste like it's a little saltier for a second weird but it's not really sodium it's the electricity that's making it taste that way temporarily so what they're doing now is

developing spoons and bowls that do the same thing My fear would be that I buy one off of like Amazon. It's like a bootleg version. Save a dollar. I shock the crap. So last April, they developed a pair of chopsticks. And so now they're almost there with spoons and bowls. And this will be life-changing for people everywhere, especially if you eat less sodium,

if you're not supposed to have sodium. Yeah, some people can't have salt. Or some people have way too much salt, meaning it, Like me sometimes, I was a kid, I used to just lick salt. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. For fun?

Yeah, like, it wasn't very fun now that I think about it, but I would do that. Just lick salt, like a whole thing of salt. But they can make food taste almost two-time saltier with the electric current going into it, which I thought was pretty cool. The Emmys hit a record low with a 25% drop in viewers since last year. Honestly, I don't even know they were on. And I even interviewed Keenan, who's hosting it. I didn't even know they were on that night.

We talked about it the next day. That's all I cared about. Let me see which of the shows that I like. One. Then I forgot about it since then. But that's from the New York Post. A new survey says 40% of Americans think award shows are meaningless. They do, but they think the awards are meaningless and watching celebrities get them.

But what we like to watch is the entertainment of it. More than we're there to watch somebody get a deserved award. We kind of don't care. But it is fun. Listen, if they were to put me and say, you can do the award show. You go host a CMAs. What's they have it?

They've turned me down for 14 years in a row. They will not let me host it. I've been blackballed. I've said it many times. I know the people blackballing me. It's all good. But I would change what they're doing.

I would just change it all. We still have country artists doing songs and stuff, but I would change it all. People just don't care anymore. That's why they're going down every year. I'm telling you, you get Tim McGraw, and you put them in a dunking booth up there. Ooh.

A dunkin booth of chocolate. Oh. And who's throwing the ball out? Somebody from the crowd. Oh, that's fine. Or you do $10,000, and you're giving the awards away, too. And I know these awards are precious. I get it.

Okay, ratings are too. You get, think about this. We're going to give three people in the audience a chance to win $10,000. We have three country artists. We randomly, whatever, boom, you come up. You are performing with Darius, and then the judges will pick the winner. Somebody who can't sing, karaoke. They win $10,000.

That's great. Somebody sings with Darius. Somebody sings with Brad Paisley. Somebody sings with, but they don't know they're there to do that. but you have a chance to win $10,000. National TV. Dang, dude. You talk about one, the viral moments

that that would create. And then two, they're like, after this break, we're going to pull three people from the audience, have no idea they're going to sing with a star. I'm watching every second

of the commercial, so I don't miss that. But it's stuff like that that people are missing with award shows. Also, people don't want to watch it for three hours. Stop that.

90 minutes max. I don't even want to see a movie over 90 minutes. Yeah. And we're doing award shows over three hours. And also sometimes artists are playing

brand new songs that nobody knows. And I know that's the deal to get them on sometimes, but I'd be like, okay, well, let's go get Easton Corbyn. He's got a hit. He'll play it. You know, it's just, there's a reason they keep, that show ratings keep going down, mostly because people have all these options. They go to streaming. Nobody wants to watch anything on an appointment time.

So you got to make that appointment worth going to Tim McGraw over a Dunkin take of Sharks and Chocolate. Sharks? Oh, the Sharks. Oh, yeah. Out of the sharks. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome. That would be cool. That would be great.

Can sharks swim in chocolate? Probably. Well, that's the twist. They're dead. They didn't make it. It keeps twisting. It's like chocolate, but there are sharks in it. Oh, my God.

But they're dead. They didn't make it. So, anyway, that's what, you know, if they would bring me on to do one of these, I'd shape it up. We'd at least keep it even from the year before. There you go. Monday Night Football gets 236% more viewers than the Emmys. Well, there you go.

that's where they all went. I guess you just need to play a football game during the awards. Great idea. There you go. No, you play paper football. Loser dies. The one where you kick the field goal? To the death, yeah.

That's pretty cool. To the death. They're like on a little ping pong table. Like squint games of paper football. Oh my gosh. But no, not to the death, really. But there are a lot of things that you could do to actually affect one. And they do all this research on stuff, but they research things that have already been tested so many times.

They don't research new concepts and ideas to be like, what if we're, watch this and they show them a thing would you stick around for that of course they but they don't research things that are out of the box different they continue to research the same crap over and over again yeah so but we deal with that here on this show too it's like well we've researched it and people love it when you enunciate your vowels more than when you don't like why would you research that duh you just spent money to do that okay that's the news thank you everybody those were bobby's big stories the bobby bone show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful

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and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth? I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yeah, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me and I left it on the mic. That's great.

Because it served the story. People will say like, oh my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too. Listen to EIRSA, the Audible and IHeart Audio Book Club on the IHart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. The question is 2,000 country music fans were asked. What artist would you let babysit your kids? Ooh. Let's play the Bobby feud.

Here we go. Lunchbox won the coin flip backstage. So you will go first, Lunchbox. 2,000 country music fans were asked. What country artist would you let babysit your kids? 10 answers on the board. Go. Dolly parton.

Show me dolly. Number one. Yeah. Good job. Number one. Go ahead. Reba. Reba McIntyre. Number three. Boom.

Wow. Are we still doing that category? Yeah, there are 10. Oh, are you out? I got... That's it? Oh, boy. Um... Carrey Underwood.

Okay. Carry under one. 2,000 country music fans were asked. What artist, would you let watch your kids? Show me Carrie. Yes. Got it again. Wow.

That's the number four answer. Right now, Lunchbox, you have. eight points. All right. What other country music stars are there? Give me Marion Morris.

Who? Maron Morris. Merrin Morris. No idea. Show me Marin. We're going over to Eddie. Eddie, you heard the question? A lot of people were asked. Online. The question is, which are the artists that they listen to in country music? Would they want to watch their kids? They trust them.

What do you got? Yeah, I first thought Garth But then I'm like, I don't really want a dude watching my kids. So I'm going to go with Tricia Yearwood. Show me, no Garth, but Trisha. Sorry, Garth, stay at home. Go. Yeah! The answer is Garth plus Trisha, so we'll give that.

Garth, that's to come. Seven points. That's the number seven answer. Let's go. All right, no Tim, but give me faith. So again, no. Tim, stay home. I want faith.

Tim, stay, faith, come. Okay, show me Tim or faith, or any of them. Yes. We're both there. Number 10 is Tim and Faith. Oh, wow. That's expensive, though. You got to hire two sitters.

I know. Then you have the question, do you want your sitter to have their boyfriend over? Oh, boy. That's what that is. Exactly. I sure did eliminate the guys from my list, too. Yeah, yeah.

I think I'm going to have to add a guy here. You know what? Eddie got a big lead right now. I got it. This one I'm going to have to invite both of them. Keith and Nicole, please babysit my kids. Show me Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Oh, wow.

Didn't make it. Naomi, we have five artists left on the board. Number one was Dolly. Reba at three, Carrie at four, Garth and Trisha at seven, and Tim in Faith at 10.

They were asked, what country artist would you let babysit your kids? So trust is a big part of this. George Strait. Just George? He would lose the kids. Yeah, I think so.

No, he would not. I trust him. Are you kidding? Play across the street. You're fine. No. Please say it, because how cool would it be

to be like, oh yeah, George is watching the kids tonight. Show me George straight! Well, it would be cool to say anybody. It's not what's cool, but it's like true. Yeah, I trust George. We got two more rounds to go.

Lunchbox you're up and you're winking at me for some reason. Yeah. I thought you had a bug in your eye because you wink weird, but... I wink weird? Yeah. I can't wink with my right eye. I can only do my left. Common?

Yeah. Shania Twain. Show me Shania. What? Ray, check that list again. Shania. I'm looking at it too, bro. Yeah, double-checked it.

We gave it the Santa Claus treatment. We checked it twice. Eddie, you thought that was it. Eddie, five left. You got five answers on the board. It haven't been used yet. Oh, man, I'm struggling here, but I know this is a bad idea,

but I feel like Willie Nelson would do a good job with my kids. If George wouldn't? You think Willie would? I think he would play music with them and stuff. Well, maybe. Contact time. Show me, Willie.

That's good. Dang. Yeah, it's terrible. All right. since there have been groups of people, and these people are awesome. Little Big Town. Oh, that's a good one.

Show me, and they'll be in the studio here Friday morning. Show me Little Big Town. Okay. Okay, we get four citizens and one with that one. So Eddie's in the lead. He's got 17 points. Yeah. Because if you get the number 10 answer, you get 10 points.

It's harder to get. Yeah. It's reverse. Normal. Lunchbox, it's your last round. There are five answers left. What country artist would you let babysit your kids? kids.

Yeah. Jeez. Let's go with Vince Gill and Amy Grant. Ooh. I bet they'd do a good job. I mean, people seem to like them. They seem to be like very nice people, very wholesome. Hit it.

Show me Vince and Amy. The lunchbox you lost. So, Eddie, you can pad to your lead here. I don't understand people. You don't know good babysitters. Add some pad to it here. I think I got it. Go ahead.

Luke, Brian, and Caroline. It doesn't have me two people, guys. I know everybody keeps doing that. Well, I mean, I tried the single people and it didn't work, so I went with... I just really don't want Luke there by himself watching my kids. Why not? I'd really like Caroline to be there. But Carolina is not a country music.

Luke's like an awesome dad. Yeah. Show me Luke Bryan. Yeah. Number two. Woo! So Dahlia 1, Luke at 2, rebate 3, carry it 4. Gosh.

Okay, I got it. Lady A. all three of them. Great parents. Lady A on the board. You got a big lead though. It's going to be tough for Amy to beat you. She can, though. Amy, there are four answers left. What you got? Okay. Thomas Rett. That's right.

That's right. Go ahead. And number five, Thomas Rett. Okay. You're still in it. You're still in it. I don't know. I feel like if Luke is it too, then maybe Blake Shelton's on there. Show me Blake. At number nine. Does she take the lead? No, but she's, if she gets in.

one of the other two she wins. Oh my goodness. So if you get one of the other two, you win, yeah. Amy, you only have two seconds. No, let's all relax. Let's take a breath. Calm down. There are two answers left on the board.

2,000 country music fans were asked. Okay. Well, Brad Paisley. Okay, if it's Brad Paisley. Oh, my gosh, that's so good. They were saying it's good. You don't have to defend it when they say it's good. I don't know if that was good.

I don't think that was it, Amy. But he'd be a fun dad. No, I nailed so. You finish in last place. Relax. Relax. Who else would you have said, though? Cain Brown.

Quality. Anybody else before I... No, I was out of people. That's all I had was Cain Brown. I show me. Would Cain Brown have been on the list? Wow. I had marked off all guys because I was like,

man, no one's going to want a guy babysitting. Well, I'll tell you this. The guy left is a guy. The guy left is a guy. So then, once you guys started going over, I'm like, you say it's Brad Paisley? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Well, now that they're.

Well, now that. King Brown made the list, I don't know. Show me, Brad Paisley. Perchman. Now, who's got a lot of kids? Oh, Hunter, Walker Hayes. Walker Hayes. But our winner is Eddie. Nice job, Eddie.

You got it. That was weird. That was a tough one. That was a tough one. I felt like I didn't do that good, but I guess I got some of the lower people, so I got a better score. I still don't think you did it very good either. You won. Scoreboard.

Point scoreboard. I'll take it. I'll take it. for Teddy Gentry from Alabama. I mean, he's got to be in the 70s, right? Don't you think? Oh, yeah. I mean, seven.

They're not young. Alabama's Teddy Gentry was arrested for possession of marijuana after being pulled over for speeding. That's the speeding ticket I get. He's 70. The speeding ticket I get. And when I heard, what I heard, I've never even tried weed. So I'm not coming at you as like a stoner. Like, man, let everybody be free and smoke weed.

When half of the states have it legalized. when another quarter of them have it medical marijuana either happening or about to happen, the fact you would still arrest someone for it when he's not trying to sell drugs. Right. Now, how much do you have? I heard, and I'm not sure if this is the term that's still used here, I already had two joints. Oh. Wow, dude.

That came off natural off your time. Verbatim, that's what I heard. That's why I'm saying it like that. Okay. He already had two joints. Okay. But I say joints. Joints.

Now, again, I say it is I've never even tried. I've never smoked anything. I don't even smoke a brisket with the, on the, Guerrilla. So I've never had a drink of alcohol. You know, I just, so I want everybody to know I'm coming at it as for my own person. I can't believe he would get arrested. I can't believe a cop wouldn't be like, I'm going to give you a ticket.

But you got a couple joints. So be careful. And also he's old. Yeah. Yeah, he probably uses it for joint pain. Yeah, his joints for his joints. That's a good point, Amy. But it doesn't seem as though there was an intent to distribute.

Is that what they call it? There was an intent to not feel old. Yeah. Who knows? Maybe it's glaucoma. Maybe the police officer wasn't an Alabama fan? The band. Oh, everybody's in Alabama fan.

Everyone is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both charges and misdemeanors. There'll be an upcoming court date. A rep for the band had no comment, but they did say, man, life's beautiful. Yeah. But they don't expect the arrest to impact Alabama's upcoming tour dates. I could not believe he got arrested.

Two joints. That's bizarre to me at this point. I'm also, I was born in 1980, so maybe to me it's become lesser and lesser of a thing. And again, I'm not fighting for my own. I'm scared of everything. I think alcohol is worse than weed is just based on what scientists, doctors say. What's the worst for you, short-term and long-term? And I don't do either.

But I cannot believe he was arrested. I mean, they got him a jumpsuit and everything. Justice for Teddy Gentry from Alabama. And you only had what? Two-jointed. He got two joints. Is that really what people still say? Yeah.

Do you still call them joints? We don't call them anything. What else would you call it? I don't know because there's like different terms for different generations. The reefer. You're going backwards. I know, right? I don't know.

That's not my culture. The gondra, yeah. There's grass. Like 70s. Like, gets some grass, man. And then no, I'm completely clueless when it comes to this. The hippie lettuce. But there's a lot of terms.

I don't know if joints still. Yeah. What did you say? The blunt. A blunt is different. I heard that. So in Teddy Gentry's honor

because justice for Teddy Gentry man. What are we going to do? We're going to play some Alabama? No, I'm going to do it for the first time. Then we say, drop all charges. Drop all charges. Drop all charges.

Drop all charges. Except the speeding ticket. If he was speeding. So drop one charge. Drop one charge. Slow it down. Yes. Teddy slow down, buddy.

He was in a hurry. Yeah, that's true. He was in a hurry. Bobby Bones show. This story comes to us from Florida. A man rolled up to the Taco Bell drive-thru late at night. And they're like, oh, sorry, sir, we're out of whatever. And he's like, what?

You're out of that? So he stripped off all his clothes and climbed in the Taco Bell window. Well, I guess I wonder why he stripped off his clothes. He shouldn't climb in the window, and that's probably the bonehead even without the clothes being removed. But why take off your clothes? They don't know, and they do not know if he was under any of the invulence. We know. I mean, yeah, I don't know, no.

Like, I can't put my hand on a Bible, but like, I feel like he probably wasn't sober. So then what happens? Police recalled and he was arrested. No, you think cops are so annoyed when they have to arrest a naked person. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Like, it's funny to us, and I don't think they like to arrest anyone because it's dangerous. They have to tackle them, put handcuffs on them, who knows what they're going to try. But when they see a dude and he is butt naked and they're like, oh, no.

I wonder how they decide, like, who's going to cuff them. Who tackles? You're the one. You know your hand is going to go somewhere that you don't want your hand to go. There's just, like, six places on a naked body that could go where you don't want. And if you're wrestling, it's just going to go one of those places. So I don't think we recognize our law enforcement enough for having to arrest naked people. Yeah.

So I'd like to say thank you for that. Thank you for that. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We're going to rank our senses here. I'm going to give you five of them because they're the five. we have taste, sight, touch, hear, and smell.

Write them all down. And so rank them one to five, one being the most important. It's like college football except way stupider. Yeah. This is hard. So, one, two, three, four, five. Add number. What do you have one?

Sight. Me too, I have sight. Eddie? Oh, I have taste. More than sight? Absolutely. I love my food. And if I couldn't taste my food, get out of here.

What about not being able to see your kids? That's fine. I can probably hear them. Where are you? You're there? Good. All right. You would rather taste than see? Absolutely. Guys, you're crazy. I love food. Okay, who didn't? Everybody loves food.

Everybody loves food. I love food more than I'd like seen anything. That's what? We're not driving. You can't drive. I can get a driver. You can still smell the food. Okay, so Amy and I go sight at one. Eddie goes taste at one. Wow. Okay.

Number two, Amy? Touch. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm hearing it too. Yeah. Eddie? Sight. Okay, good.

You just saw. Because my job requires it. I thought about that. Okay, number three? Taste. Touch. I need touch. Yeah, I have taste.

Oh, no. Is touch last for you? For sure, touch is last for Bobby. Yeah. You don't want to be touched. Yeah, four is smell and five is touch. I mean, I almost didn't even put touch. I was just going to go with my four senses.

Do your five in order, Amy? Sight, touch, taste, hear, smell. I'm surprised touch is that high for anybody. What are you talking about, man? I'm good not touching. That's like going to make me live longer. Not really. Not really.

Okay. It may contribute to you not dying earlier, but I don't think it's going to make you live longer. They say a hug a day equals longer life. Maybe you haven't been touched enough. What? I think that's probably not touch as a kid. You know what I mean? I know we could really break this down.

Yeah, Eddie, read me your five. All right, here we go. Taste, sight, touch, hearing, then smell. Yeah, we've learned during COVID smell. Sorry, take it to leave it. Yeah, got, go. You know what it is. Take it or leave it.

Well, they'd quiz people, like over 2,000 Americans. They were like, what's most important? Most people said that sight is their number one. Hearing is at number two. And last was taste. That's crazy. You know, back in the day, you needed that taste. Like, if you ate a berry and it...

Back in the day, you needed a sea. Yeah, you needed that sight. But if you didn't taste it, you wouldn't know it was bad. No, no. You had to see bears eating you or hear the infantry in their nights and get ching ching ching to run. That's all very true. Really, how does someone figure out something back in the day was poisonous first?

It's just like, they die. They tried someone. Word of mouth. And then it's like, oh, yeah, that. Like, Harry died. He tried that two years ago. Don't eat the square-shaped plant, buddy. We had seven people die last month.

Okay. Yeah, probably, right? Or there's a little book like on Game of Thrones where they just passed the book around and everybody reads it. Yeah. That's probably out. That's it for us today. We'll see you tomorrow. Morgan, what's on the podcast?

Lunchbox had an unusual celebrity encounter. He made it unusual. Just for the record, it wasn't unusual. He is one that made it weird. Okay, what else? You shared some thoughts on UFOs and aliens. I shared thoughts based off a new article where the government's going, you don't want us to release everything.

And I'm like, well, why don't they, everybody? Let's think about this. That's what the thought is. And we played the TV theme song game. All right, thank you guys. Have a great day. We will see you tomorrow. Don't forget tickets to my comedically inspirational show.

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