The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Bobby, Eddie & Mike D Are About To Have The NFL Game Of A Lifetime + What Movies Have You Seen Over 50 Times? + Why We do The "Pee Dance?"

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

Find out why Bobby, Eddie and Mike D are about to have the NFL game of a lifetime soon and why they are worrying so much about what to wear and what questions they want to ask once there.... Then, we go around the room and check in with callers about movies we've seen over 50 times and why we choose to keep rewatching them. Plus, we find out the science behind why we do the 'pee dance.'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here we go. Around the room. First, here he is, my friend and yours. I don't know. One of the nicest guys ever met him the whole life until you cut him off in traffic. Here he is. Producer Eddie, everybody. Man, I'm watching TV today, and I saw Kane Brown in a commercial.

And it was perfect, because I'm thinking what would be the perfect commercial for Kane Brown Call of Duty? I haven't seen a Kane Brown Call of Duty commercial. I'm assuming he's just playing. No, they're all singing. It's like a montage of people like singing in an army, like, eh, right, up to, whatever. And Kane Brown comes in and sings the line. And I'm like, that's crazy. He loves Call of Duty.

That is really cool. I didn't know they was in a commercial. Yeah. So I was thinking like, dude, that's what, that's like a dream come true, right? Yeah. You know, you're like, I love this. They were asking me to do a commercial for them. So I started thinking like, what's all of our dream commercials?

Great question. What would yours be? What a burger? That's good. Yeah, lunchbox. Man, I don't know, cheddar. The restaurant? Yeah.

Yeah, that's good. Or, you know, Dick's sporting goods. Yeah. You just want free stuff. Therapy? Better help. Better help. There you go, Amy. You?

A couple things came to mind. I mean, if I could somehow do a commercial for Razorbacked Sports, Arkansas Sports. That would be perfect. That would be good if I could somehow. Or, like, dogs. I don't know how you do commercials. Maybe the dog guy? Well, be the new Sarah McLaughlin.

You too can help a dog. Adopt it. This dog only has one eye, but you know what? It sure could use you. Like something like that would be good. That would be good. But that's cool for Kane. Yeah, man, good for him.

Yeah, that's good. All right, up next, here he is. His face is never truly shaved unless the company makes him. And then sometimes he still doesn't do it. Lunchbox, everybody. Guys, I tell you about the challenge all the time, right? How amazing it is and you need to watch it. Listen, new season tonight, if you want to watch it,

and it's you get to pick your partner. So, you know, sometimes you get paired up with random people. And it's like, oh, man, my partner sucks. You can only blame yourself if you, You picked the wrong partner. So it's ride or dies on MTV tonight. Get ready. Is that your favorite show, you think?

Love it. I love it. And here's a great thing. Halfway through the season, there's a twist where they're bringing some of the legends. Bananas is coming back. Jordan is coming back. I mean, get ready. He's so happy right now.

He is. I mean, I have shows that I love too, but he has loved this show, I think, since I met him. It is so great. That long. That long. I mean, it's been around forever. It is so good. Wow, wow, wow.

Okay, thank you, lunchbox. You're going to tune in? No, I've never seen an episode. But I'm not saying it's a bad show. It just isn't for me. It isn't for me. No, it's... Up next, I'll say this.

I had two of my nieces in the studio last week. They were watching, and they were watching us. We were doing segments and stuff. And when they left, they were like, well, Amy kind of looks like Maren Morris's older sister. And I was like, that's right. People tell that all the time. Here she is.

Amy, everybody. Hey, older. Okay, so I watched episode one of Dahmer. I finally caved. Oh, wow. The Jebri Domner story. That's like Netflix's second highest show of all time. Right.

And every time I opened up Netflix, it just kept right there. And the number is like suggesting, suggesting. And finally I thought, oh, fine. I'll check out episode one. But I'm stopping there. You didn't like it? It's just too much. And I don't know why because I was able to finish all the Ted Bundy stuff

and any other crime podcast or show. I'd be all into it. But something about this one with like the eating of the people. What do you mean real stuff? Did they show real? Because the Ted Bundy was all acting. Oh yeah, this is acting. It's reenacted.

All of it. Oh, it is? Yeah. So it's giving something away. If it's a true story, obviously, it's all in the news. And you know what happened decades ago? Is giving something away? Like, if I tell you something right now?

I don't want to risk it. Okay. I know. I hate spoiling things. But you're one and done. I'm one and done. I've seen enough. It's got an 84% positive on Rotten Tomato's audience score,

but a 57% on the critic's score. Although I don't really like the critic scores. I like the audience scores when I go by the most. Yeah, breaking by the bones is 98%. Nice. Yeah, because we told the people to go do that. Yes, that's how easily influenced it is. All right, thank you very much Amy. All right, Raymondo. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he has a nice ride

and when he watched Ted Lassau, he cried. Bobby Bones. Okay, thank you, Ray. The guy, he was having dad issues, you know? That's why I cried. So, I told you guys that I had sent a generic email to the Dallas Cowboys website and said, hey, I'd like to interview Jerry Jones, the owner. We went back and forth, and they were like, he's not doing many interviews.

And they said, okay, maybe we can set up an interview. And then they said, okay, we can set up a Zoom. And then they said, hey, why don't you come to town? Let's find a date that works for both. You can do it in person. And we were flipping out. We're like, oh, because Eddie's a huge fan, Mike D. is a huge fan, Dallas Cowboys. And so I only had literally one date.

And I felt like a jerk because I was like, guys, the only date that I could do. And we can't do it this season. We can try next. But I can do December 11th of this year. And so I waited. They didn't reply for like four or five days. And so I finally got a reply from the Senior Vice President of Communications and he wrote, hey, let's go ahead and schedule that date December 11th for this, which is very exciting. He said, would it be possible for you all, meaning me, Eddie, Mike D, and my wife to arrive on Saturday night so we can get started early

Sunday morning. Now that's exciting. We're like going crazy. Then he goes, including riding to the game with Jerry and his helicopter and taping at the stadium pre-game. and enjoy the game from his suite. Wow. This is a crazy idea. How big is that helicopter? They looked it up on YouTube. It holds like 10.

It's a massive helicopter. Amy, fly to the game with Jerry Jones in his helicopter. I mean, that is really special. It's unbelievable. I mean, because it's one thing to get to go to the game with him and do it. But, I mean, he's really, like, making you a priority for this, whatever's happening. What you said? I'm going to cry.

Oh, my. Like, when I think about this, like, I get teary. What is the deal? What's the deal? What do you mean? Do you think he, does he know anything about you? Does he like it? The Arkansas thing?

They didn't. They didn't at first. I don't know. I honestly don't know because I don't know anybody there. I don't have really many sports contacts unless it's a player that I know. But you're a Cowboys fan now. Biggest. How about them boys?

So, so. That sounded so weird. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. When I reached out, I just said, hey. And then I reached out and then I told him a little bit about me. Yeah.

And then it just slowly. That's cool, though. Possibly. No, I mean, it's cool. But you have to think how many people reach out. to him for certain things. And then, yeah, maybe they get an interview or they get this or that. But it sounds like y'all are getting like the whole shebang.

You think? We just wanted the Zoom interview. And now they've made like our dreams come true. How about the boys? I'm cowboys for life. About to get a star tattooed on me. Yes. I'll get one with you.

So that's the update there. I can't believe I just said that. We won't do that. I was like Eddie's going to get it. Wow. Okay. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

I mean, you all have to be freaking out. Oh, my. gosh, it's crazy, man. Like, my wife, like, we, she, I really almost cried telling her. You did? Yes, and she's just like, I can't believe this. This is, like, your biggest dream. Like, yeah. Both Eddie and Mike D have on Cowboys hats right now. And they, when I talk about it ever, their smile, it's almost like the Joker when he smiles a little too big, like physically. You're like, how does he do that? That's them. We're very excited. We, but everyone's going to be cool. Yeah, but you got to wear a nice suit, man. No. No. I told that. Well, we'll talk about it later.

Okay. I think about it later. But we're very excited about the. Um, but we're very excited about That's the update in that story. Oh, that's a great update. It's a great update. All right, let's get started with the show. Glad you guys are here. Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Dr. Bobby Bones and Morning Studio. I have a situation that my wife and I disagree on. I am less than a year out from retiring as a naval aviator after 23 years of naval service and am actually working on my applications for my next career. My dilemma is that I want to buy a new suit in anticipation of possibly multiple interviews over the next eight months. Fingers crossed.

My wife is very frugal, which complements the family dynamic very well, since without her I'd probably own a boat, an airplane, and other stupid toys, and we'd be broke. She'd just worry about saving money. I have a couple of suits that are about 12 years old and slightly out of fashion. She wants me to just wear those. I really want something new that I can feel confident in wearing interviews for jobs that could shape the course of the rest of our lives. I'm not looking to spend a ton of money, but it'd be about $800, which is not insignificant for a military family. Should I continue to press the issue or just give in it to wear my old suits? How important do you think this is, or am I just overthinking it?

Thank you, Dr. Bones. I love the show and the whole crew. Very respectfully signed, distressed, aviator. Dissressed. Instead of distressed. Yeah, I think this is a big part of interviews is you have to look a certain way. You have to present yourself a certain way. you got to act way better than you actually are. It's like a first date.

You know, that person early, that's the greatest human alive. The funniest, the person that doesn't mind tipping way big. So you do have to look great. And I do think, $800 is a lot for a suit. I can tell you right now, you can go to some of the sites that I go to, and I can give you some of the apps and get a really good suit for way less than that. Like ones that are in style? Yeah.

Yeah. You can go to Y-O-O-X, which is an app that I. I use and just build you a little account there and go to men type in suits and you can get you a real good cool suit you can they have like 60 70 80% off cool get you a good suit for less than 800 bucks half that if you still want to get a good one you can go to like the real real which is an app of like designer stuff but that's been used by somebody else but it's still in great condition they check it out make sure it's authentic you can use that you can go to get vestiere, V-E-S-T-I-A-I-R-E, which is an app, which is similar-ish to that.

There's just a lot of ways to get really good suits or clothes for less than $800. So I'm going to fall in the middle here. You don't need to wear a 12-year-old suit if you don't have to wear a 12-year-old suit. I do think you also need to feel good when you go into these interviews because if you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you play good. If you play good, they pay good. Dionne Sanders had that.

That's awesome. And it's right here. It's right here in this. And so I do think you need to get you a new suit so you can go out and crush so you feel good. So, that being said, use those apps. There's many of them. Also, you can go and get a top man suit for like 150 bucks.

Pants and jacket. We go to the Nordstrom here. And I've got a couple of them that are like black or blue, just like standard. But you can get pants and. jacket for 150 bucks both they're awesome don't be fooled in thinking you have to spend a bunch of money to get awesome stuff so get a new suit let her hear this but i don't you don't spend 800 bucks on the suit now when it comes to a tie in a shirt shirt you can get that inexpensive it doesn't matter

and same thing with the tie 300 bucks and that's an expensive suit but you should tell her you should is what you should do negotiate with her okay i won't do eight i'll do can i do five you don't need five but you're playing it up a little bit and she goes two okay fine 4.50. Three. Four. Okay, four. Boom.

You don't even need four. Yeah, good stuff. But you just got you a suit. Maybe a download a PlayStation game. And some accessories. That's right. That's right. That's right.

Oh. Yeah. All right. So go get it. Hey, thank you for serving. Good luck on your future endeavors. Go feel good so you can perform. All right, buddy.

That's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's time to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah. We make Morgan watch different shows from we were kids or different movies from when we were kids. And then she rates them based on how good they are now. Still, did they hold up?

Seinfeld, she gave 2.5 out of five jackets. Back to the future, she gave four out of five DeLoreans. Karate Kid, big one, 4.5 out of five, cobra kyes. And Austin Powers, one out of five groovy babies. One out of five. What a pitiful score of that guy. Well, we had her watch Wayne's World. Oh, man.

Wayne's World was awesome back in the day. So good. It was so awesome. One hour and 35 minutes, that's the time a movie should be. The perfect time for a movie. An hour and a half, you don't need, you don't need anymore. And if you do, make a part two. So you go watch Wayne's World, excellent.

What do you think? Morgan. Well, I will say that all of these 80s and 90s, like dude movies, have the same comedy routines. 1992. Oh, when comedy was golden. That's right. I have noticed, because this is Mike Myers, Austin Powers, similar vibes I'm getting in the beginning of this.

Can you tell the plot of this, though? You watched it. Would you explain the plot to our listeners? Yes. So basically two best friends have this public TV show out of their basement, and then some big exec comes in and kind of exploits their TV show, wants to make them big stars, but not really, just make money off of them. And then a whole thing kind of opens up after that.

They blew up on public access. In the mom's basement. Yeah, they blew. Okay, so. There was more substance to this movie than the other one. that I've seen. So I'll give it that credit. And I did get some good laughs out of it.

At the end of it, I really love Garth more than Wayne. Swing. He cracks me up. Shwing. He just had such a very innocent, fun vibe about him. So I did start to feel a lot of things about the characters. And for that reason, I will give it 3.5 out of five guitars. Okay, that's good.

When I do things like, game off, game on, do you recognize little quotes like that? Yes. And I'll get the excellent quote. and there were some other things that they said that were very inappropriate that I will not repeat. Shwing! Party time! Excellent. Wow, three out of five is pretty good considering as a 1992.

Yeah, and now I feel like we need a catchy theme song like the Wayne's World, his little guitar. Yeah. We have a lot of catchy themes. Every jingle on this show. Wouldn't that be kind of the beat that? Yeah. This is the Bobby Bone Show. No.

We're like Wayne's World? Yeah, kind of. We started as that show where nobody was listening and just kind of built. our way up and now we're being exploited. So yeah. Somebody's making a lot of money off. Yeah, so there we go. We're all doing pretty good here.

Okay, 3.5 out of 5 for Wayne's World. Have you ever seen Ace Ventura pet detective? Ooh. Oh, is that Jim Carrey? It is. I don't think so. I think I've just seen the mask. Yeah, I don't think I've seen Ace Ventura.

Is that all righty then? This is the more serious one. This is one of its more serious roles. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's about animals. Do you like animals? You like animals? Yeah.

No animals die, right? No animals die. No, no, no. So we're going to have you watch. Ace Ventura Pet Detective. It's hard for me to act like a serious when Lexbox is laughing in the background. That's gonna be your next one.

It was his breakout role. Okay, this was his like first big movie? Movie, yes. He was on in Living Color, you know, Fire Marshal Bill, which was awesome. She has no idea what you're talking about. She's like, huh?

We should make her watch a whole season in Living Color. Oh, gosh. Okay, so you're gonna watch Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, and we'll check back in a couple to few weeks, okay? Okay, got it.

I mean, wasn't it just the golden age of movies before they turned to everything was two hours. Although I did see. And Mike, do I want to ask you about this? Let me bring in Movie Mike from Movie Mike's Movie Podcast. I saw the new Wakanda Forever's coming out in November, the Black Panther. Is that getting good pre-reviews? Hasn't been reviewed yet.

And do we know how long that's going to be? That is almost three hours. Oh, my good. Two hours and 46 minutes, I believe. Okay, Ace Ventura Pet Detectives is one hour and 26 minutes. Perfect. That's two Wakanda Forever's. And I bet you, Ace Ventura Pet Detective?

Justice Substantive. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, man, I want to see Black Panther, but I can't, I can't send it there for two hours with having a pee. Oh, but a movie like that doesn't feel that long. It everything that's that long feels that long. I disagree on that one. They need a halftime, though, of these long movies, right? Like an intermission.

Yeah. I don't even smoke break. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah, I'm going to take smoke break. It's like, Terrifier 2 when I go, am I going to be able to go to the bathroom? No, that's part of why. It's so scary. But it's two and a half hours.

Yeah, so scary because will you dive, your bladder exploding. Oh, that could be why you pass out. Extra layer. Oh, that's true. Could be. All right, Morgan, thank you. We'll look forward to the Ace Ventura review soon. I got you. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. Maryland firefighter Megan Warfield is nine months pregnant. She's in a car. She's the passenger. They're driving when boom! They get in a wreck. Multi-car collision.

She's like, man, I'm a firefighter. I've got to get out and help. So she gets out there and starts directing traffic. But then she sees one of the cars is overturned and someone's trapped inside. She gets down on her nine-month pregnant belly, climbs in the car, stabilizes the person in the car

until paramedics can arrive. And then she goes, man, something's not right. She goes to the hospital. How's a baby girl? Wow. I wonder if that triggered the birth. Maybe. They said it triggered.

It kicked her into labor. So if you're pregnant and you can't have a baby, if you just rear in somebody, boom, home. Oh! Maybe. You got to help rescue them, too, and all that. Well, if you rear in, there's no rescue. They may get out hole in their neck,

But what are you going to do? That's a great story. That's a great story. All right, lunchbox, thank you. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. So what is your son up to? Well, he has a watch phone, and he realized it could record things.

So he started to record his farts and then play them when we're in public and act like it's me. There's a lot to unpack here. He doesn't record just himself going to his mouth? No, no. They're actual. He puts his wrist. wrist back behind him. And then he rates them. He's like, this one's good.

Look at these two guys. They're laughing. Yeah. That's funny. That's right. They're watching a Netflix comedy special over there. 12-year-old humor, boy humor at its finest. So he does this in public? Yeah, so he realized he could start playing it back. And he used to just play him around the house. And now he started to play him when we're in, like, in a public place. And then he'll be like, Mom!

What do you say? I just am mortified. And I say, stop that right now. That's not me. That's not me. Do you tell everyone at the store, whatever you're like, I try to like not make it a thing. I just say, stop playing that sound with your watch. It's not me. Does he have one specific one?

He has his favorites. It alternates because it's every day. He'll record a new one. And then do you have a talk with him in private? Yeah, I'm like, you have to stop this. First of all, stop recording them. And he's like, why? It's amazing.

And then don't play them in public anymore. But he's, it's just this, it's a phase, I hope. No, no. Look at these two. Yeah, it doesn't end. That is hilarious. I always think it's funny. Because at home, he's also obsessed with Old Town Road.

You know, the Little Nazek song, except for on YouTube, there's a really popular, like, Old Town Fart version. And he listens to it on repeat. Do we have this? Okay. I've not heard Old Town Fart. Old Town Fart, huh?

Here we go. Yeah, I'm going to take my s to the Old Town. I'm going to. Till I like it. I mean, I can't. That's hilarious. Yeah, like, who knew that song even existed? Your son, and these two now.

I'm like you do it. And I feel like he found it because he's just obsessed with that, and he probably typed into YouTube fart videos. I don't know. Does this watch smell bad? Because he farts on it? Directly on it? Yeah, I don't like parts that much.

He has clothes on. No, I know. Still, though, is there a punishment if he keeps on, or do you laugh enough to where he still thinks it's funny? I don't think this is a punishable offense. He's having a good time. So it's okay that he does farts in public and you say stop, but then you don't really care of he stops.

No, I want him to stop, but I'm not going to punish him. But I need to come up with some, like, hey, if you don't do that to me today in public, you get a prize. Oh, a reward. And you have four boys. I assume this is all the time. Oh, that's all. Dude, my house reeks of farts because they just love to fart everywhere they go.

Yes, it's funny. It's just automatic. When someone farts, it's hot. Everyone does, except my wife. wife, of course. Yeah, I don't think I would either. I'm not a big, I'm not a big far guy. Not a big far guy at all. But you know what? All the boys love to go, mom, when they do it. Exactly. Don't get on a watch that records things.

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She was the inspiration behind Mama Coco in Disney's Coco. Oh, awesome. Looks just like her. Identical. Looks just like her. Coco's so good. I felt like Coco looked like my grandma too. Okay, you constantly say Coco is your life.

Reminds me of me. Yeah, yeah. She was 109 years old. That is crazy. But she was the inspiration for the character Mama Coco in the Disney Pixar movie Coco. Disney's never confirmed that probably because they didn't want to pay her. Oh, this is like a real, I thought that like she was part of the whole process and her family gets royalty. I don't know that that's not true, but I don't know what.

that is true. Okay. Disney's never actually confirmed their connection to the character and her, but the family says a team from Pixar visited the area and photographed her. She probably got something. I'm sure she'd have ownership of that character, though. So here are my top five Disney songs

of all time. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I don't even seen all these movies. I've only seen a couple of Disney movies ever. Oh, but you know the song. Absolutely. I know how they make me feel, just as a song, not even from the movie. Number 5. Aladdin, A whole new world. At number four, I'm going old school.

I'm not even going cartoon. I'm going supercalifragilistic expialidocious. Dang. Biggest one you ever heard. And this is how we go. Oh, Supercalaparcialistic XBialidocious. Mary Poppins. That's number four.

Number three, from Phil Collins and Tarzan. You'll be in my heart. I like you're doing the background vocals on that one. Number two, remember me from Coco. Yes. Say goodbye. Toy Story? Who knows?

Be my front. What's it called? You got it. You got a friend of me. That's it. Number one. You got a friend. Around the room.

Number one Disney song from you guys. Amy. Akuna Matata. Really? Well, I don't know. I can't think of that. It's the other line thing slow one. What's that one?

Can you feel the love tonight? Yeah. Which one? I said Circle Life. He said, can you feel love? Can you feel love? Can you? Feel the love tonight.

Oh, I got to go A Little Mermaid, part of that world. Part of your world. Your world? Is that what it is? Yeah, can you turn it down? I'm just if I can figure that one out. He goes, look at this stuff. That's what. Yeah.

Go, go, go, you got it. I don't know anymore. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say, my collections complete? Is that about the shells and stuff? Yeah, I don't know. She's singing about... Part of your world.

Yeah, she's talking about the human, and she's like, I wish I was part of your world. Got it. Lunchbox? Let it go. Frozen. Is that just the first one you can think of? Yep.

I was like, I don't know He loves frozen What about Bruno? What's Bruno? We don't talk about Bruno No, no, no Enanto I don't know what that is

Really? I don't know what It's the most streamed Disney song Of all time Yeah But only because the movie's newer And that song Was played on the radio radio too

You know But all right, there you go That's my top five And if you don't like it You can stick it Where the sun don't shine You know what I mean We got this voice mail

Last night, hit it I have a question I need some advice A friend of mine asked Is a friend of hers could have my phone number. I don't know how to politely to watch. This friend also follows me on social media,

so they could have easily messaged me on there and chose not to. So I don't feel comfortable giving out my number, but how do I politely say why doesn't she just message me on social media? Well, that's what you say, you just say it slightly different. I deal with this too sometimes.

I'd say, hey, have them DM me or email me. I don't answer my phone that. I mean, I literally don't answer my phone if somebody calls me. If I see somebody calling off, I'll let it ring, and then I'll look, when they leave a voicemail, and I'll read what they said, and sometimes I won't read even read it all. I just be like, oh, I don't want to read the rest of that. It's like a book I check out on because the book ain't good.

If you send me a DM, I'll read the whole thing twice. That's what you do. You say, hey, look, just have her DM me or have her email me. I'm on there way more than I am, you know, talking on the phone. Easy. There you go. You do not have to give anybody your number if you don't want to. You can decline anything from anybody, period.

It makes you uncomfortable. You should say stop in the name of love. Yeah. Before it breaks my heart. That's Supreme. Keep it over. Yeah, you don't have to do anything you're not uncomfortable with. So just say, have her DM me or here's my email.

Would love to get in contact that way. That's it. The end. Don't put yourself in any uncomfortable situation. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So this guy, he's 35 years old and he has a brain tumor. And so doctors are like, hey, yeah, we'll operate. We'll take it out.

It's going to take about nine hours. but we're going to need you to play your saxophone the entire surgery. These stories are crazy. What? Because they're checking the brain as they're working on it to make sure he can still do what he could do or get him back to what he could do before the brain tumor. But their head's not like wide open, right, while they're playing the sound? Yeah, it is.

It is. They have a curtain over. Some women, when they're pregnant, they have a curtain up there, right? Right. They put that over the head. And they have people play music or if they are a singer or, if they are a singer, sometimes sing. I know, I'm like, what would they have me do, though?

Well, talk. They'd have me get on there and be like, all right, speak Spanish. I never did to begin with. We're going to have to cut in deeper. Yeah, the brain is so unknown what it can do, how I can do it. Do you have a clip of this? Yes, I do. Of course, he's playing a sad song.

I couldn't play some upbeat, so I'm sad for them. Like hit the road jack or something. Yeah, it's, hey, man. The surgery. Play like, we don't talk about Bruno or something. All right. The surgery was a success. by the way. Oh, it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's alive and well. That is great. Okay, what else?

Six and ten parents admit that they're not very good cooks and that they would also give up some of their favorite things for a whole week, like their favorite music, their favorite TV show. If dinner would just, ta-da, appear on the table within like 10 minutes and their kids would actually like it. I feel this in my core. My kids don't like anything I cook and it is a constant struggle and it's very difficult. So it's good to know I'm not alone. You know what? These could do. What? Hello fresh.

That's right. Hello fresh. It comes to your door. Fresher than in the grocery store and cheaper two. All right. What else? All right. Country artists that played college football that you may not know.

Let me guess some of them. Okay. I'm going to use my annoyed voice because these are all guys that are super athletic and can play music. And they're often oddly good looking too, which is stupid. Like, God, why can you eliminate one of the three? Chase Rice. Ding, ding. Yeah, he played it.

University of North Carolina. Yeah, he was like a long snapper special team. He didn't get a lot of playing in time, but he heard himself, I think. I heard he was going to pursue a professional career, but he got injured. Well, everybody says they were going to pursue. He wasn't good enough in college because he heard himself. I was going to pursue a professional career, too, but I couldn't run fast enough and wasn't strong enough. Riley Green was a quarterback.

Ding, ding, ding. Where? Jacksonville State. Dang, you got the stats here. He knows everything about this. Big fan, huh? Big fan? He quit football specifically to.

pursue music. Right. Which means it probably wasn't Yeah. Listen, just to play at that level you gotta be good. But don't be full. They weren't like, you know, I want to go I'm one step away from the league. You know, I'm going to give it up and start over and be broke playing country

music for five years. But yeah, he's also massive. Like, big, strong, good-looking dude for sure. Sam. Hunt, yeah. He even tried out for the Kansas City Chiefs. Now he played at University of Alabama at Birmingham, but I guess he didn't make it with the Chiefs? No, but he probably made it the highest because he did have an opportunity to go and play with like the

practice squad or like to train to train with him. He was a quarterback too. He was a couple different places. He also played at Middle Tennessee, I believe. He transferred a little bit. I mean, what do I know? I'm just guessing. He's been a lot of research there. I don't know. Leibrice. Yes, he was a lineman at Clemson University, but he injured his right arm. Special team's player. And then he had a career ending surgery. He did get hurt. Yeah. What else? Trace Atkins. Oh, Louisiana Tech. I think. Yes. Name the position.

Defensive line, maybe? Offensive line, man. I guess I missed one. Definitely didn't do that on purpose, so I didn't go 100%. And then he had to quit because of a knee injury. That I believe. Because if I don't, he'll beat me up. So there we have it.

All right, is that it, Amy? Yeah, maybe that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Ross has been a business school professor at the University of California, Berkeley for 32 years. Over three decades, he's impacted a whole bunch of lives, especially if he asks his students.

And now he has an award called the Chris Kindness Award to celebrate those who are impacting others through random acts of kindness, like helping a sick neighbor or paying for someone online, et cetera. So the website is chriskindnessward.com. And so every month, he gives away a thousand bucks. He's a teacher. It sounds like he's a millionaire. It's a lot of money.

He's a teacher. He's giving away a thousand bucks every single. month. And so he named the award after Chris Walton, a preschool teacher who taught his kids and constantly told them about the message of positivity. He just taught the kids, hey, if you believe in kindness, it'll also be believed by others as well. And so again, Chris kindness award dot org if you want to go, but Chris, like the name Chris. But also shout out to Chris Walton, a preschool teacher who had no idea he'd be changing lives like this. Obviously, he's affecting kids. But now he's affected professors so much. So that professor. That professor,

than affecting people by paying them money because they're doing nice things. I don't know. It's just the butterfly effect. That's really cool. Of kindness. All right, there you go. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

I say the pee dance. You know what the pee dance is? Yeah, you have to pee and you just try to do little moves to make yourself hold it in. Yeah. I'm doing it now. Yeah. Sitting down.

Wow, I didn't know that. So the pee dance is a thing. Why do you think we do the pee dance? To keep it from coming out. Like, I feel like I maneuver different positions to, like, keep it from, keep myself from peeing and then also distract myself. Okay, that's exactly what it is. Doctor say it is a method of distraction. Your brain finds it easier to focus on something when you're standing still as opposed to moving around.

So dancing or moving or jiggling takes your mind off of it. I didn't know you're middle of a pee dance right now. Yeah, I can get to the corny. I often am, yeah. All right, let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning corny. What does Dracula call his interior design style? What does Dracula call his interior design style?

Fangshui. Fengshui. Dracula. Yeah, I don't know what feng shui is, though. Like, I've heard it. Yeah. What's feng shui? I mean, I think it's like you put your bed on a certain wall.

Like when you walk in, there's a flow to the room and everything has a, rhyme or reason as to why it's positioned there is supposed to put you at ease. Like, I don't know the specifics as a never practiced feng shui, but I do know that the bed does specifically have to be on a certain wall. See, oh boy. Yeah, after a joke. Fang shui. Because Dracula has fangs.

Get it? That was the morning corny. I get it. I think fancy people. That's a good joke for hoity tooties. I try to look. I took up feng shui, but I don't know how to spell it. Yeah, it's probably risky too.

It's on HG-G-T-V. Yeah. It's spelled actually F-E-N-G. Oh, H-A-2I. Again, it is something that probably fancy people like. So what's the definition about then? That's the fancy joke of the day. A system of laws consider to govern spatial arrangement and orientation in the relation to the flow of energy.

That's what I said. Oh, no, I get the joke. That's the morning. Yeah, that's funny. Send that to the CMA that she did their monologue. Yeah, good day. So we mentioned this early in the show, but a follow-up is I sent an email to the Dallas Cowboys website. Just straight up, whomever would answer.

I actually got to bounce back the first time. It was like, the person you email no longer works here. Maybe you hit up this person. And so I did. And I was like, I'd like to interview Jerry Jones, the owner of the Cowboys. And they were like, mm, not going to do it. He didn't really do it unless it's his own thing, his own radio show, his own. So I said, okay, cool.

I said, but if so, here's who I am. Here's what I'm about. And they said, well, we'll run it by him and see what he says. Then they said, oh, he liked it. We should do the interview. And then they said, hey, could you do it in person? And we were like, what, what, huh? And then they say, can you pick one date that works a Dallas Cowboys home game

because you should come do it during a game? I literally had one date. One, and I felt bad about it, but I sent it. And this is the email that they sent back. They said, Bobby, that date works. Why don't you come? Come the night before, because then you can ride with Jerry Jones and his personal chopper to the game.

And then you can do the interview at the stadium. Land on top of the stadium and go to the suite. We'll find out. Yeah, so we're like freaking out. We mentioned that this morning, like the very first segment of the morning. And so now the guys just want to know what they should wear. Because Eddie and Mike D are both massive Dallas Cowboy fans. Yeah.

Eddie, what do you think you should wear for this to meet Jerry Jones? Well, here's the deal. I'm not even thinking about Jerry in this instance. We're going to a game. so what I would normally wear to a game is my lucky cowboy shirt. Is it a t-shirt? It's a t-shirt. I mean, it's raggedy.

It's got stains on it. I mean, I wear it every game day, though. Like, every time the Cowboys play, I wear that shirt. What about when we played the opera the night because Cowboys were playing? I wore it under what I was wearing. It was my undershirt. Okay. Yes.

So I'm thinking, like, if I'm going to a Cowboys game, I have to wear that shirt. But then again, now here's Jerry Jones. We're going to be in his helicopter. I can't be looking raggedy. We're going to be watching the game with him in a suite. Yeah. What does he wear to the games? Suits

Wow Yeah Mike what do you think Just instinctually What would you wear to this? Well last time I went to a Cowboys game I wore a jersey It feels like the only place

You can wear a jersey and not look weird I would love to wear a jersey to the game Because I'm such a big fan But I feel like sitting in that suite We're wearing a jersey I would look like Yeah because if you look at them Yeah does it have any pictures

Of like people in the suite? Oh I've looked at it What do they wear? Suit and tie Oh no We're all wearing suits Suits Wow

You're going to have to wear suits I don't think you wear suits Like blue suits with like a star pin Look real proper Oh man I don't know I think one of you could wear a jersey Honestly I don't think if you both jump in jersey

It looks weird Okay raggedy shirt and jersey Keep it real I think you can wear one of you could wear a jersey And then one of you could wear like a button up cowboy shirt Like a golf type shirt with a Dallas Cowboys on it Like her buddy Steve wears all the time I don't have that

Oh yeah well it's a golf shirt you can buy one And like tucked in with like khakis and stuff? Yeah, because you got to be Oh. Hey, so we look like the coaching staff? Yes. Dress like the coaches. Okay, okay. So, but I'm thinking with my raggedy shirt though, I think

Jerry would like that. I think Jerry would like the story of like, you wear that every home game? That's cool. You think you had Jerry got to get to your shirt in the history of your shirt? Probably, and then he'll give you gear. He'll be like, man, we need to upgrade your wardrobe and he'll give you free stuff. That's not a bad idea. I think we can get that anyway, though. even if you don't wear the stained raggedy shirt.

Because also we're working, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Eddie, you're going to be running a video? Mike can be running sound? Sure, whatever. Yeah, whatever you need to do. What should they wear, Amy?

I mean, I feel like I need to think about this. I need to look at pictures of other. They're saying suits and people are dressed up. But I think Jerry would appreciate that you're bringing your guys and they're showing up as themselves. Like, keeping real. I'm more worried about what you're going to wear. I'm fine.

What are you going to do? Good point. I haven't even thought about it. about it. I'm not, what do you mean, but I'm wearing? Well, are you going to do a suit? No. I want to wear a suit. I'll dress nice and go and, because I'm doing an interview on camera. So I'll just wear a night. I'll wear a button up shirt and buy some jeans and Cowboys logo stuff. Let her rip. No, I'm not wearing a cowboy logos. You said, you're now

a fan. Yeah, I'm massive fan, but I'm also more professional than I am a fan. Huh. We have the interview to do, you know? At least it's going to be Cowboys Blue? I don't have a like, yeah, if they do, like you said, a button down or a polo. Maybe a cowboy's golf shirt. You know, the one I was going to give you. I guess I just keep it from myself now. good old golf shirt. Hey, what if we all showed up in jerseys? No.

That would be awesome. Awesome. All different players. Oh. I don't think so. I showed up with a Dallas Cowboys 69 jersey. Jared Jones. He's like, who is that?

Oh, gosh. Okay. Do some research on the internet. Okay. I think you only see like the family up front. That's what we're going to be sitting, right? Yeah, but I mean, I think you can wear whatever. I don't know.

I'm going to have to dig deeper. I have to look back. We're going December 11th. It's funny too, Amy, because when it happened, Bobby was like already thinking how it's not going to happen. And I was already picturing myself on the chopper in the suite. Yeah, he was like, she's going to be the greatest. I was where I'm going to do.

I'm like, I don't know. It's probably going to fall through. I'm probably going to get COVID. Well, that just shows y'all's personality. That's true. Yeah, that's true. Okay, TBD. We'll figure out what we're going to wear.

Maybe we do a fashion. You guys hear a hawk or something, squat? That was me. And we do like a fashion show. You guys can show us off what you're thinking about wearing. I like it. Let the listeners vote. Can we order stuff?

Who's paying for it. You, of course. This is your crew. This show is breaking me. No, no, no, no. I'm paying for bits. I'm paying for clothes. No, no, no.

Bobby got them in. They can pay for their own clothes. I agree. You just pay for my clothes. We can also do it for the fashion show and then return it if we don't you wear it. Or you just wear it to the game. Yeah, we know what that means, Eddie. Don't show up with tags on anything when you need Jerry Jones.

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dot edu slash military. Talking about questions, we're going to ask Jerry Jones, owner of the day. Dallas Cowboys because he's invited us to come out, fly with him in his chopper, sit with him in a suite, and do an in-person interview for our show, 25 whistles, and we'll play it here as well, and it'll be a big deal. But I have questions like, and Amy mentioned this, you ever bought something and returned it? Maybe not even worn it once. Does he even return stuff? Yeah, like, why return it? Yeah. It's like the hassle, the time, he's worth so much per minute or whatever that, like, why would he take the time to return something? Question two. How much cash you got on you right now?

Love it. Question three. Do you ever even look at a price tag on anything that's not real estate? Ooh. Yeah, because those are expensive. I'm sure those are questions you want to know. But is you ever... Question four.

Do you ever go to the mall? Ask him if he knows the price of milk. No, I'm not going to embarrass him. I don't know the price of milk. Unless it's at a gas station and it's marked up like two bucks. Those are really expensive. Yes. Because it's the only place I will ever get milk to the gas station.

So he's worth $15.7 billion. Oh, my gosh. He does not look at a price. He doesn't look at a price tag for anything. And I'm just curious about his, you know, rags to riches. Guy grows up in Arkansas. Yeah. Biles in Dallas Cowboys.

I'm looking at people in the suite, they are dressed up. All of them? Well, in the suite also, some of the pictures I see, there's Bill Clinton, George Bush. There's Jerry Jones. I mean, so it's like super famous presidents are there, so people probably dress up a little more for that. Oh, my gosh. Hey, what kind of food? Like chicken fingers?

Probably what are we eating back there? Exhibble platters. It's a great question too. I can ask him that. Question four. Oh, ask me if he gets fast food or drive-thru or... Does anybody ever go, do you know who you look like? And then they say you.

Jerry Jones? That's a great question. I have a lot of stuff I got to get off my mind here. Okay, so here are lifestyle changes that we never follow through with, even though we start and we say we are, but then we don't. And number five, using your phone less. It's hard. I love my phone.

It's tough. The phone has so many entertaining things. Also, so many really effective ways to work. So I can either get a lot of work done. I can be entertained. I can also create, establish, and maintain bonds with close family and friends. Don't use that.

Yeah, you're so hard. I can't get enough. Okay. But you know what's helping me with that? And other people might take advantage of this is in your phone. Use the, do not disturb. You can put that. I have that, but then I get irritated at it.

Why? I'm like, why the stupid thing on? I need to see who's texting me. I put it on it. Mine goes on at 10. So no one disturbs me. That's late. Yeah.

Because I get people in different time zones that are like from California and stuff that they'll text me. Okay. So I leave it on. And then at 10, I'm like, I'm not doing it. Then 10.09, I'm like, let me just check and see what it is. I'm like, why do I turn this thing on?

Like addiction. Yeah. Number four, eating less sugar. That's tough. It is tough, which I'm on right now. And I give myself sugar Saturdays. Although last week I had sugar Saturday and sugar Sunday. Yeah, see, that's the problem.

You can't have one day. I can. Turns into two days. But I'm okay. I was able to give himself an extra day because I had a rough. I was up two nights in a row with the Bulldog who's injured surgery and my body just wasn't feeling good. And the best way to make your body feel good is to do bad things to it. So I had a lot of donuts. I was just like, you know, I'm just going to have a high because it does. Boom. Oh, it's like eating all that sugar. You crash hard. But it is temporary high. And I needed it because I was just struggling to stay awake. But I have sugar Saturday. But I, I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm not doing anything different eating wise, except I don't eat sugar really on the weekday. and like seven pounds, boom, fell off.

Doing nothing. Nothing different. With just garbage calories. And I'm not saying go lose a bunch of weight. If you don't need to, don't. But, I mean, if I just don't eat sugar and lost seven pounds

and a week and a half, two weeks, that's just garbage. You were just sitting in my body going, somebody please free me. And so that's what I do. Number three, hitting 10,000 steps a day. Which, if that's your only way

of making your body move, that is not enough. But if you're like, hey, I'm going to make sure that I'm just not sitting all day. Because you do if you sit at a desk, things with your back and your shoulders, that stuff does happen. So if you hit 10,000 steps a day during your work day, that's great. As long as a couple times a week, you still get in some other form of moving your body in some way. You don't have to do weight training or do sprints. Do it makes you feel good.

But you definitely need to have some sort of activity. Number two, going to bed earlier. It's tough. It is tough. It's tough. It's tough. Because I, there's always something to be done. And then I'm always like, okay, I'm just going to do this last thing.

And then I'm like, I'm still going to get into game Madden. Real quick. Yeah, real quick. We get a game Madden. And then number one, exercising more. I hate exercising. It's the worst. It's literally the worst.

There's some things that are close. Famine. Oh, yeah. More. Number one, exercise. It's the worst. I hate it. I hate every second of it.

I hate leading up to it. I hate it. I hate it. And I do it four or five times a week. I hate it. But I know what I get from it. long term is far much better than how much I hate it. And so I do it.

And I hate it. I mean, some people love exercising. What's wrong with you? How do you do this? I wish I loved it. It's like people who love, who just love plain broccoli. Can I eat plain broccoli?

Sure. It's fine sometimes. I like a little pepper. A little cheese. There's many ways to make broccoli great. People who love it, I'm like, that's awesome for you. I don't love just plain broccoli. I don't love exercise.

I don't love just for the sake of it, just grabbing a book and reading. Like, I really need to be attached to it. And I'll read a third of a book. I think, like, this book sucks. I got to move on. I can't just finish that. So I'm jealous people who are like,

I just love to exercise. I love the, where you're pushing it and you're kidding. Nope, hate it every second of it. Does anybody like that like? I like doing things where that exercise is attached. I love playing basketball. Yeah, exactly. I love doing things where if I'm competing,

I get exercise in while I'm doing it, I hate for the sake of exercise exercise. Like would running count as, exercise. I love it. You do? That's weird. You're a psycho killer.

What else? I enjoy it. He's a cycle killer because he runs with no music. Yeah, he's killed multiple people then. Oh, yeah. And I just want multiple people and hit the bodies. He runs for long distances with no music. He listens to just nature and people.

Yep. That is bizarre. I'm jealous, but that is bizarre. Eddie, I take it. You're not a guy who likes exercise. No, I don't exercise. I play with my kids. Like, we don't play football in the backyard.

I'll do that. We do family football days. maybe once every two weeks, but that's about it. And I walk the dog for about an hour. You know what? That's great. If you can do that two or three times a week,

that's a good activity. Yes. I'm definitely not going to hate on that. Thank you. You just found a way to do a little bit of exercise. You can walk the dog. Man, I hate exercise. Mike D runs like crazy.

He'll go run. Hey, I ran 12 miles. He goes, oh, got a little bored. Went 12 miles. Here's my map. And I'm like, what's wrong with you? Why would you even do that? And so good for all of you guys.

I'm very jealous if you can do that. The one that almost made it was making sure you get enough quote me time. We say we're going to and we don't. I got a good me time. How do you do that? That's my madden time. That's my nap time.

That's my two-k time. That's my madden time right there. I appreciate you guys. You guys can hit us up if you want. 877, 77 Bobby. Lots calls. We appreciate that. You know, we don't do a show that's like,

hey, tell us your favorite caller. Call in. But what we do like is if you call and just take part in our conversation because we feel like you're our friends. We hope that we feel like your friends, even if we've never met. Hopefully we spend enough time together that you feel like you're, you know, part of the crew here,

and we appreciate that. So first, let me grab this call from Laura Lee, who lives in Charleston, South Carolina. Laura Lee, good morning. Good morning. What's happening? Not much. I just wanted to comment on you all going to the Dallas game. I used to work for the NFL, and a lot of our team used to wear, like, jeans on, like, a nice jacket.

and then you could always wear like a Dallas polo underneath. That's what I, I suggested the polo. Polo does look nice. They thought I was dumb. They thought I was dumb. They thought it was a rock. Who say? All of you guys looked at me with an eye like, I don't think that's smart.

Yeah, I don't want to wear a golf polo to a game. We're saying. All right, Laura Lee, I appreciate that. We'll make that little note here. Yeah, let's hope we get there, you know? Yeah. All right, Lori. Have a great day.

Thank you for your call. To have fun to Dallas. Thank you. Bye-bye. We still have almost a month. I know. A lot can happen. There's a lot of people that can get canceled. You can, I can, Mike can.

Yeah. Jerry can. Yeah. That can. Who knows? It's going to be here fast, though. Who knows? All right, let's do the news.

Bobby's Big. Stories. At this haunted North Texas house, the ghosts will freak you all night long. That sounds weird. Freak you in the morning and you in the evening. The ghosts at this supposedly haunted house in Gainesville, reportedly, like to talk dirty. What? Oh, so it is freaky you.

There's no other way to put it. The ghosts talk sexual. Huh. He said that she and her husband have no idea why. Then finally, after 10 tenants moved out in less than two years, someone said, the house is haunted, and they're like, nah, we don't believe it. So she was taking a shower on the property and then shared a dark figure whisper, looking good.

Okay. At first, she assumed it was her husband until a few seconds later, when her husband actually walked in. It wasn't her husband. Rumor has that the house built in the 18th. In the 1940s used to be a Bordello. That's why... A Bordello, is that a...

Yeah, what is that? Is that like... I don't know for sure. A more house. Is it? Rums of Moore. Oh, oh, I got you, Nellie Pardons. It was in the movie.

Best Little Moorhouse in Texas? Yes. A brothel. Whatever it is. Yeah. Scooby did the gesture with his fingers. I'm trying to tell you like that's what they did there. What gesture?

No, he did not. No, he did not. No. He was just giving me the sign because we don't have a microphone to each other. He was trying to be quick so you can see. WFA News has that story. Hill said several people have recorded EVPs

Electronic Voice Phenomenon where ghosts can be heard talking dirty in the house. What on earth? That's weird. That's funny. Yeah. I don't believe it.

And also, we need to know the address so we can send lunchbox there. Well, yeah, but lunchbox already has experience like this because that ghost... Pushed them in the room. And then said whatever. Yes, and then you may be staying in that Vassila house.

I mean, oh. Yeah, but this one, you'll get all hot and sweaty and come back all turned on. Yeah, you might like this one. Yeah, I make. You're talking about it looked good. Get ready for Smello VR because it's coming in the near future. Virtual reality games are about to become even more realistic.

Researchers have developed a new technology that would make it possible to sniff different scents and odors in the virtual world. If you're playing sports, you'll smell the grass and morning smells or nighttime smells. If you're walking through a flower shop, you'll smell flowers. You'll be able to smell colognes or test colognes to order them. That's where it becomes a game changer. That's cool. When you're buying stuff, yep. Although, when you sprayed on your skin, it does smell different.

Because everybody's skin is different. Really? Chemical makeup. Yeah, but you still will smell it in the store. I always just smell the paper. You know, I never smell anything. I'm acting like I do. I don't smell anything.

I don't wear cologne. Come on. But I see those people there. I haven't worn cologne since ninth grade. Yeah. After gym, when you couldn't shower. It's so bizarre to me. You put it under your armpit, even though, even though, right?

Ray wears cologne, though, right? Yeah, I'm trying to get the, new big one, it's called La Loba. No, no, it's called... That's not... It's close. That's not really what it's called, but, yeah. It's the best on the market right now.

He already has told me if I draw him in the Christmas drawing, he would like that. He's planting seats. It is a great one. It's a great, it's a great cologne. Eddie's bought his wife some of that is called on. Oh, that's what you're talking about? Le Lava, yes. Yeah, it's not pronounced like that.

Yeah, but that's the title. That's not the title. Oh. Yeah, you just haven't heard it, right? never hate on anybody for mispronouncing something because they've probably only read it. To be fair. Catalog.

I'm, well, I don't know. I don't even look at catalog. Who has a catalog? But I mispronounced stuff all the time because I read the word and I'm like, I guess I don't know what I say it, so I'll just take a stab at it. So I think you mean La Lobo?

Of course. Yeah. And I only know that because I've heard it. But I would think it was called Layabo. Yeah. I didn't know. All right, Ray.

Thank you. Good luck. That's what you want to wear? Dave, it's unisex. Yeah, it smells. really good. I'm moving on from Spice bomb. I did that for a couple years, but it's time to find a new scent. Spice bomb? Yeah. That's the one in the grenade? Yep. Oh, I thought it was the axe. Is that the one that people get in trouble at the airport for? Because it looked like a grenade.

Yeah, and there's actually a pin too to spray. Oh, no, no, no, no. Hilarious, but a really bad idea to take with you traveling. Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. The streaming giant launches profile transfer to help users migrate their profile to a new account instead of free loading off of others. Did you read this story, Lunchbox? That makes me very sad. The feature called Profile Transfer lets people, it just makes it a lot easier so they can move. That means favorites, recommendations, viewing history, they're all salvaged whenever

someone like Lunchbox who's stealing realizes he can't steal anymore and he's got to make his own account. And it's not stealing. It's freeloading, like they said, it's not stealing. Free loading without someone knowing. What would you say that is? Well, no, no, my in-laws know that I free load off them. Okay, but if you're getting something for, okay, if you're going to,

getting something for free from a person who's providing it and you didn't pay for it. That's called taking advantage of the system. That's from the daily now. I may be stealing it. Okay. There's a sequel in the works to Twister. It's called Twisters. Oh, multiple tornadoes.

Twister was really good back in the day. Really good. It had the woman from Matt about you. Hottie Foster. Stop it. Helen Hunt. Hey, Mike D. Wasn't this one of your favorite movies of all time?

I would say like my personal favorite movie of all time. Like your movie mics, number one movie of all time is Twister Like the one I usually say is the dark night But if I really had to pick one, it's Twister It's the best movie that never got a sequel It's really good I guess it didn't resonate with me so hard To be my favorite favorite

I really liked it And if it was on TBS something I'd probably stop on it It's like the Hitch, right? If it's on you always stop and watch it But you never list it in your top five movies But really when you think about it You're like, man, if I had a list, that's good Hitch is good

I've probably seen it like 50 times What? Easily I've never seen a movie 50 times Yeah, I've watched... I don't think I've seen you 50 times. Yeah. I watched it at least a couple times a year.

It's my comfort movie. Yeah, it's good. I ain't hating. It's good. I just don't think about it that much. It's like vanilla ice cream. I actually really like it. It's great.

Really like it. It really gets jobbed in the flavor category. But if you list your favorite flavor, you don't go vanilla. Although it's probably top three or four. You don't even list it, though, because it's just there and you, it's good. But Twisters is coming out. So what's the storyline in this one? I don't know.

Multiple. Charles Barkley has reportedly signed a 10-year, $200 million deal with TNT. That's a $20 million a year for 10 years. I mean, good for him. Basketball. Talk. Oh. TNT inside the NBA, their crew.

They've kind of turned something that people were like, why, how are you going to do a whole show on that? I mean, it's really good. Shaq, really good. Ernie, really good. They just have good chemistry together. Funny. Sometimes they fight. Sometimes it's real.

Sometimes it's not. I mean, it's really good. So Charles Barkley going to make $12. 20 million bucks a year for 10 years. Dang. Not bad. 10 years. That's crazy. Harrison Ford is joining Marvel. He is joining the Marvel universe.

He is going to play Thunderbolt Ross in Captain America New World Order. He's so old, I worry he would die before he could be done. Do you think they film a lot of them ahead of time so they could like digitally and put them in in case? They do that sometimes with their voice and stuff. But

he's going to be one of the guys. Marvel and Disney have yet to confirm that Ford will take over that role. It's from, again, People Magazine. I like Harrison Ford. I think he's good, but how old. He's got to be 85, right? I mean, he's, what do you think of?

Do you think of... What do you mean? Indiana Jones. Okay, that's what I was going to ask. I think of Indiana, I've never seen Star Wars. Oh, my God. I guess I saw one of them because I lost a bet or something. Like an old one or an newer one?

An old one. Okay. He's 80. He's not that old. I mean, 80's older, but... Really old. Yeah. You know what I saw the other day that is so good?

the fugitive. That's a good one. Oh, man. The one arm man. The one arm man. Yes. That's awesome. Selma Blair makes an emotional exit from Dancing with the Stars due to health concerns. Monday night on Dancing with the Stars, Selma Blair announced she was leaving the show after growing health concerns from her MS. She said, you know, I've been monitored and I'm in touch with my doctors. I've had the MRIs. The results came back and it all adds up. I cannot go on with competition. I pushed as far as I could. Good for her for going through and trying it. It's obviously a difficult show, and hopefully she, you know, gets back on track their health, I sometimes forget that that shows on because it's only on streaming.

People don't go to streaming yet for live shows. But when you pull up Disney, it's right there. And they will. They will. I think right now the education is there are live things happening. Eventually, there are going to be a lot of live things on, but they put that show. I can't imagine a lot of people are watching. I don't know.

But I was amazed at how many people just were on Disney Plus. It's like the second, maybe the first biggest streamer, depending on what time of the year, what's new, because I would look at the numbers from Breaking Bobby Bones and I would be like, I can't believe that many people watch that show. It's on Disney Plus right now. So that is happening. Selma Blair. And then finally, are you a mosquito magnet?

If you are, it's because of how you smell. People that wear Le Labo. Oh. Lelibo. Le Lola. Which one of the two. Some people are magnets for mosquitoes emitting a tantalizing combination of chemicals

that invites the pesky insects to dine on them. Experts have found that people become more attracted to mosquitoes when they're pregnant or after they had a few beers. Oh, wow. It's from the Washington Post. So if you're drunk and getting bit, it's because you're drunk. So you're getting bit. Yeah, and whatever that alcohol is making your skin smell like.

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my Instagram story right now at Mr. Bobby Bones. We've got two auctions. We're raising money for the rescue. The rescues a bunch of dogs here in town. We got Eller, our dog from there. But you can go and bid to play golf with Eddie and I a day. It's four hours. So brace yourselves.

You've got to hang out with us for four hours. It's a lot of time. So that. And then also, I'm doing a show Saturday night. And it's sold out. And you get tickets and meet and greets. I'll see you before the show. So I'm not keeping any of that money.

But if you want to go bid, just go to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. going to my story and just click the link there. Appreciate that. People that are obsessed with movies, which this was brought up a few minutes ago out of nowhere because Mike D. said he has seen Twister of all movies over 50 times.

I don't know that I've seen any movie over five times. Well, you've got to count Christmas movies too. You probably watch the same ones every year? No, I don't. You don't? Like we were talking about? Only parts of it.

Okay. Like 15 minutes of time on TBS. And even then, I don't even put the normal TV on anymore, hardly. It's all streaming at this point. So I don't, one, I don't watch movies twice ever unless I'm forced to, if somebody hasn't seen it and I'm tied to a chair or something, I don't know. But I don't watch movies over and over again. Let's go over and talk to Brooke.

Hey, Brooke, let me go to you first. What movie are you obsessed with? And what happened? The Guardian was Ashton Coochor and Kevin Cossner. What'd you call him? That's exactly. Kevin Costner? That's what she said.

That's a big fight here on the show. Eddie says the name's Kevin Cossner. No, you said it correctly. Absolutely. Okay. So I don't know what the guardian is. What's that about, Brooke? So it's actually loosely based on a true story. It is about a Coast Guard, and they go out and rescue people, and I don't want to, like, ruin the movie for anyone. No butt, no butt, no butt. Just be careful. No butt. But, okay, it's, you like it. You've seen it how many times? Do it and emotionally get, oh, man, probably like 100 times. It came out in 2006. So, wow.

Do you just go to it if you have nothing to do? Is it how you watch it so many times? Or do you plan to watch it? I mean, if I'm really bored, I'll literally just put it on and sit down and watch it. But I also put it on when I'm doing health work because I've watched it so many times. I know it by heart. Can you recite the lines? Like if you're on, can you say the things back for most of the movie?

Oh, yeah. I sit there and say almost every line. You know, I've seen office space a few times. Yeah. Now that I think about it, way back in the day. I've seen that a few times. What would you do with a million dollars? Don't say it.

That's a line from the movie. Yeah. It's like what I do. All right. Hey, Brooke, thank you. I want to go over and talk to Harley in Nashville. Harley appreciate your calling. What's up? What have you seen a whole bunch? Good.

Morning. So a movie I've watched probably over 50 times is Titanic. It's my all-time favorite movie. Okay, that's a lot, and it's a long movie. It's really one of the first really long movies where I thought, this sucks because it's so long. I liked a movie. But I was like, why are they making movies this long?

That's what it all started. It was Titanic making so much money. And then they started making over two hours. Give me a break. So you love it so much. You've seen it 50 times. It's three hours and 14 minutes long. Oh my gosh. I don't think I realized that. It was a slow sink. I had two birthdays during it. Slow sink. And the boat took forever, yeah.

So anything else happening because of the movie Titanic? Do you have like Titanic posters or anything? I have any posters. I'm sure I did when I did when I was a kid because I was young when it came out. But I actually haven't tattooed on me, along with the heart of the ocean, tattooed on me. Why? What did it mean to you that you wanted to get it always on you? Honestly, I'm not sure.

Ever since I was a kid, so it came out and watched it. In the 97, I was six or seven years old when it came out. My mom took me to the theater to watch it, and I was obsessed with it since day one. Maybe it just reminds you of a memory of your mom, like going to a movie. No. Yeah. I still have the original being. test tapes and everything.

That's cool. Well, I'm glad you have that. Harley, thank you for the call, and hope you have an awesome day. Thank you. All right, one more. Daniel and Kentucky, and this is the winner,

we're just believing what he says, but this is the winner of all the calls. Hey, Daniel, what have you seen? How many times you've seen it? I've seen top gun and peace over a thousand times. You work? What? Call sent.

Daniel, do you have a job? Yes, I do have a job. Look, I'm four. 42 years old. And when that movie came out, I was six. Because it came out in 1986. That's true. But it's just been a great movie and one of my all-time favorites because just the story line itself alone. I just feel like a thousand times and almost like you have to dedicate your life to that. No job. That's your job. Really breaking down the meaning

of every scene in Top Gun. Have you seen the second one? Yes, I have. And there's a lot of times when you see like a second movie and you're like, they didn't do it justice. But On Top Gun Maverick, it was every bit of the best movie I've seen Top Gun. I mean, this guy must have the biggest expectation ever, and it met it for sure. I haven't seen it yet. I don't think it can live up to the hype, so I'm like, yeah, I don't want to watch it. It won't live up to the hype.

But if Daniel 1,000 times Top Gun says it's good, I got to watch it. All right, Daniel, hey, I appreciate that call. Hope you have an awesome day, man. You do. All right, see you, buddy. Pretty good. Call from Christy in North Carolina. Hi, Christy.

Good morning. Good morning studio Morning I've been waiting to hear that I had a great idea because I was just listening to you guys talk about the movie thing and Bobby is still adamant about

not being interested in Star Wars but super quick to give homework to work in number two to watch movies and I think he needs to get some homework or a challenge or something and have to watch some Star Wars movies and give them a chance old and new. I think that's what happened years ago, like three years ago.

I was forced to watch the first Star Wars. By who? Somebody on the show. We don't give the teacher homework. I know. Or maybe I was like I need to give it to myself to talk about it. Because obviously, if everybody loves it, like it's loved, it's great. And I don't make fun of it.

I don't go nerds. I like a lot of nerdy things. I just have never gotten into Star Wars. Then it was so many movies have been out. I'm like, I'll never catch up. And so I tried to watch the first one of the first one of from the 70s and I was like, ah, this is not for me. It's, oh, I didn't get into it.

And as a kid. So I did. So I'm already there. And I think I'm good. Okay. It's lost me. The train has moved on. I get it.

Like, I'm not going to watch Game of Thrones. Man, it's good. You know what I mean? It's good. That's gone. You like it. You like it a lot. But Christy, I think that's absolutely fair.

I just, I did that once and came away going, you know, 70s special effects. I should have just liked it when I was a kid. I think I'd get into it more now. I think you should maybe try one of the newer storyline especially where they CGI, Princess Leigh or General Organa

Let me flip a coin and see, hold on here we go Nope We didn't call anything It didn't matter I did I flipped coin and then I said nope That's how it works Thank you Christy I really appreciate that call

I tried once I'm not going to put myself Do that again Thank you thank you Thank you There are just some things I notice about me. And I go, dang, you can tell that I'm very married. And I don't even think about some of the changes that I've made. For example, I'll hold this up.

What do you see here? Spoon. I'm a spoon right here. Now, the old me, where's my spoon? Who needs it? Don't it away. I brought it from home this morning. The new me knows I got to get this thing back home in one piece and back into the dishwasher.

So I will hold it and I will make sure it doesn't fall out of my line of sight. and I will get it back home and put it back in the dishwasher. That's good. Single me? Who cares? I only need two spoons anyway. Married me? I'll protect those with my life. It'll return home. Yes, it will go back to it. So I have a spoon that I have up here on the table

because I brought in some oatmeal this morning and I'll be dang of the spoon is not getting back to my house. So that's how I know. I don't even think about it. It's just naturally in me now. I just got to get the spoon home. So a couple things. First of all, they're trying to cancel Tom Brady. they're not going to be able to do, but this is what he said. And I'll play you the clip, but mostly he said he feels like NFL seasons because they're so long and he can't focus on his personal life at all.

They're similar to someone in the military going away on deployment because they don't see their family at all. I'm going to play the clip. Go ahead. I almost look at like a football season like you're going away on deployment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, man, here I go again. You can really only be authentic to yourself, right?

Whatever you may say, oh, man, I want to, you know, make sure I spend a little more time doing this, you know, during the season. When it comes down to it, your competitiveness takes over. And as much as you want to have this playful balance with the work balance, you're going to end up doing exactly what you've always done, which is why you are who you are, you're going to go, how the fuck do I get it done? You know, what do I get to get done? So he started to get crushed because he said, oh, it's like the military.

He's not saying it's just like fighting for our country in the military. he is comparing one part of his career to one part of being in the military when you don't see your family. That's what he's saying. He's making a comparison to I don't see my family. He's also not saying it's exactly like deployment. I think that's the closest thing that he could come. Like you're gone. You don't see your family.

It's like when somebody in the military goes to deployment. He didn't say it's more risky, less risky. People are so soft now. There is no part of Tom Brady that doesn't respect and love America and what is military does for us, myself included. People are such wussies now, man. Yeah. It's crazy.

If you wrote on the internet and you're like, oh, you don't respect to, you don't like to me. Shut up. Go away. Do you think our country fought for you to cry all that? They did actually. That's what's cool.

They fought for the right for you to cry like a little wussy. Like stop trying to cancel people for something. There was no disrespect meant there. What if I said, I'm going to go get something to eat? Oh, the place we're going is like a mess hall. You're like, oh, the military is a mess hall. You're not like the military. You can't.

It's one part of that. He didn't say it was dangerous like the military. He didn't say what he was doing as a support like the military. That he's sacrificing his life. Absolutely. He just said, you're separated. Yeah.

And the comparison he made was if somebody goes away for deployment. Now, it's not the words I would have used because I know that most people in America now are a big old wuss. And they get offended by everything. So I probably would have stayed away from that myself comparing anything to the military.

But if that's the analogy he wants to use as to what he feels. And I heard of a military. I talk about this. And he said, most civilians don't know what it's like. So they know what they see as it being hard. You leave, you don't see your family. And if that's what they know and that's their comparison to it, I have no problem with that. He's not disrespecting us in any way. He's also not saying he's in a desert in a line of fire. He's not, I don't know. We need to eat some spinach and get strong. Go straight pop eye on people. It's crazy how people just want to be offended all the time. It's like people sit at home and go

I gotta go on the internet find something just gonna offend me so I can just have a voice I really got to go onto a message board and really talk some crap about somebody because my life sucks that's what it is and it probably wasn't military people getting offended

it was probably just regular people That's exactly it You know And you know what Anything you do If you're separated from your family I would say In a way

It's like anyone having to leave their family for anything including the military on just seeing your family and having to make decisions based off that. But I'm in the military and I love the military and I have no other than say USA USA. You know what I mean? So I think people, I don't know what's wrong with us. I don't know why people feel the need to always be outraged or to go outrage fishing. I think a lot of people do that. Like to throw my lure out there and see if I can get a bite and get outraged by something, anything. And Tom Brady,

Tom Brady doesn't need your help. Oh, you know, canceled? As long as he's winning. They go, you know, seven and ten, they probably get canceled. So, but I think people need to relax. Does anyone disagree with me

and think, you know what? He really was being disrespectful to the good old US of A. All right, there he have it. No. No. I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't compare anything to the military,

but his comparison wasn't actually the fighting. the sacrifice of leaving and then having to fight for their country. It was the separation. Yeah, that's all it was. And it's that like there's, well, because the NFL is men, it is women, their spouses, their wives, their significant others back home with their kids.

And it sounds like they just kind of have to dedicate themselves to the game 24-7. He does come back home though, right? Maybe during some. I don't know. I think he's in a locker room. Games over. He stays in the locker room. Doesn't leave?

No. Why just, I mean, I don't know their personal business. But like, sort of what's been put out there is that. She didn't want him to play anymore because she wants him home. And like she's scared. Well, I don't know. We don't know. You don't know.

You don't know. You're going in a lot of areas. I know. I'm saying what I have read is that she's ready for him to like be home and be present and not be worried about him out there. What I have read is he told her he wasn't going to play anymore. Yeah. And that was it. It wasn't so much where she's like, I want you to be home.

It was like, okay, I'm done. And then he's done. He quit. And then he's like, you know what? You can't quit. I think I'm going to go back again. So, yeah, I mean, they're not wearing their wedding rings called Divorce Attorney. Yeah, I don't know what's up there.

Not looking good. Yeah, that ain't what we're talking about here. So, good luck. Leave Tom Brady alone. I'm not even the biggest Tom Brady fan. I like them. I mean, I like anybody who can be great at something because it's really easy to not be great at something. Because it'll be great.

You have to focus and dedicate and sacrifice a lot of things. And we did bet on the Buccaneers on Drive Kings to win the Super Bowl. Oh, boy. Yeah, what we do. Well, we didn't do it on purpose. I've been following it at all? Not at all. We did do it on purpose because I think three people picked the bucks.

My point is, we didn't as a show just go, we're betting on the bucks. We've all put a team in the hat. We drew a team from the hat and the bucks were the team that were drawn. And so if they win, we're going to win like $5,000. Because we have like $400 bucks in there, $500. If they win, it's big money. But right now they're first place in our division. I don't know what that means.

They're three and three. It's a bad division. But that's all it takes. Just get Brady there, you know? Let's get them to playoffs. We can still make some money. So you're saying there's a chance. Absolutely.

Any chance we want to cash out and pick another team? I don't think we can cash out right now. I don't know. Maybe they'll give you that option where you can lose a little bit of money. You can usually cash out when you're winning. Yeah, they only let you cash out if they think you're going to make some kind of money. I can look real quick if you go to go to another team. I don't want to go another team, but we can always put it back in and do it again.

Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Oh, we can cash out. You can? For how much of the money, though. So we combined all our money, 500 bucks combined. We would win $4,000 if they won. Yeah. We can cash you out for $254. Yeah, that's a loss. Ray's shaking his head, yes.

Absolutely. I would just say we draw for a second team. We put money and go for a second team. I'm down. I'm down. Why do we pay more? We don't have to be in the next one, but any better. Yeah, yeah, we just pick a second team, maybe, so we have two bets out there.

Well, I don't want to not be a part of it, but I'm just saying, like, what if we... You're not in the lot of anymore. What are that thing? No, I paid yes. No, she got back in. Oh, late. She got rope back in. Yeah, I did.

You told me not to miss out. Also, because if we stick with this, then can we make more money just in case they make it there? Way more than $200. I don't know what you just said. That's all we get. Like, if we cash out now, you say $200. But if he makes it all the way, we get $4,000. Yeah.

We're not cashing out. Okay. We're riding. We're riding, Tom. Let's go. Why not? Let's go. All right.

We'll talk about that later. Tom Brady. Justice for Tom Brady is what I say. Yeah. And thank you. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day.

This story comes to us from Burlington, North Carolina. Around 7 a.m., police get a call about a man trying to break into a house and he runs off. And like, man, we don't know who it is. Oh, what's this on the ground? He left his finger behind. Oh. His finger. Yeah, yeah.

Finger. I guess they could print that pretty easily. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Wait, so what's the story? story? It got caught in the door or the window. He was trying to... He heard it? I thought he had it like in his pocket or something.

No, no, no, no, like he heard it. Oh, and it stripped off? Yeah. And so they're able to take it and... How do you lose a whole finger, though? Like, is it like a guillotine window? It chops it all the way off. You know the forensics teams was like, well, this is the easy day. The cops get there and they think it's a joke. They start looking around like, all right, guys. Where's the camera? Where's the camera?

Come on. Where's the camera? Yeah, you got it slammed in the door by the homeowner. The homeowner slammed the door. Boom. Got his finger. That's better than, got your nose. Coming out of the ear. Hey, look how I got it.

Got your nose. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Morgan asked a bunch of country artists the question who would win a fight. Me or a kangaroo. That's what everybody's talking about on the streets. But I'm surprised people still talk about it because it's an easy answer.

The kangaroo. No, me. It's like saying who would win a fight. Eddie or an aunt. Eddie would, he'd stomped the ant. 100%. Who'd win a fight. Me or a random kangaroo.

I who'd win a fight. It's a very different analogy. I don't know, man. Where were you when you talked to all these stars, Morgan? We were at the CMT artist of the year red carpet. Okay, here is Morgan talking to these artists going, who would win a fight, Bobby or a kangaroo? First, Lainie Wilson.

Who would win in a fight between Bobby and a kangaroo? Oh, sorry, Bobby, but that kangaroo going to whoop you, buddy. I never liked her. Riley Green. I've seen a video of a dude beating up a kangaroo, but I feel like they're really athletic. I don't know. Bobby likes, he likes to get out and I'll give it to Bobby.

I want to see it. Me too. Paper view. Yeah. I put it up there. It'd be quick. It'd be like one of those UFC fights you buy and you go, I paid for that. That fight was over in eight seconds.

Oh, yeah. That's terrible. We've all been there. Yes. I'll whoop that kangaroo. Next up, Jesse James Decker. I'm going to have to go with the kangaroo because I don't know. I mean, their kicks are like powerful, right?

They are. I know Bobby's scrappy. He's scrappy, but I don't know. You're like messing with the animal world. Won't be messing with her text anymore because she's like, What do I do for dancing with the stars? Okay, we'll see. Yeah, kangaroo.

You're free to figure it out yourself. Maybe text a kangaroo. Here is Gary LaVox. Do you think he could win? I agree. He could fight it. He's not going to win it, but I agree that he could fight a big kangaroo. All right.

How's it being solo? It's probably tough, huh? I'm just slamming everybody. Dustin Lynch. How big is the kangaroo? He just has an average kangaroo. I'm going to go with bones. I think Bobby's a smart cat, man.

I think he could outlet the kangaroo's movie. He's going to know what he's going to do. So I'm taking Bobby all day. Give a Grammy. Wow. Dustin Lynch, get a Grammy. Don't care what it's for. Picked the category nobody cares about.

Give him a Grammy. Cody Johnson. Well, the kangaroo, because I'm going to tell you right now, I've seen kangaroos fight, and it's not fun. The guy can't sing. All right, next up. Carly Pierce. They feel like they might be the same size, so I don't know.

I feel like it's, I'm not really sure. But you got to place your bets on one, Carly. Sorry, Bobby. The kangaroos went in. All right. Good luck in on this show. Well, you banned everyone. And less, except for Dustin Lynch.

Yeah, Dustin Lynch, come on anytime. Free pass. Come in, host a show, whatever you want, buddy. I appreciate that. Everybody said, no, Riley maybe and Dustin. Yeah, Riley and Dustin. My two dudes, duo of the year. Can we give him a CMA for that? They didn't even do a song together.

I'd give him one of those. Cody Johnson, though, he probably would whoop a kangaroo. I'll tell you about Cody Johnson. Lost my respect when he didn't pick me. Just like that. Just like that. That's all. I'm done.

I'm irritated now. I'm going home. We'll see you tomorrow. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. You guys have a great day. And hopefully you'll be here with us tomorrow morning. Bye, everybody. Shit.

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