The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Bobby's Fun Date Idea For Couples! + Is Lunchbox Applying To Be On Survivor? + Has Abby Heard From Her Missed Connection?
Episode Date: January 18, 2023Find out what Bobby's fun date idea for couples is, and how it worked out for him and Caitlin. Plus, is Lunchbox leaving the show to apply to be on survivor?... Then, Abby shares an update if she's he...ard back from her missed connection after sending him a DM that Bobby wrote.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday's Bobby Bone Show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
All right, let's go up first.
with a little something to say as we go around the room.
He's always wearing the cowboy star
and he plays a guitar.
Here he is our video producer.
Ready.
Guys,
Lunchbox has a problem.
And I just want him to admit it once in a while.
You know, yesterday he was talking about his hangy-bang-y,
hangy-bang-you-whatever was sore.
The thing on his throat, yeah.
Yes, he was in Vegas.
He said, oh, I have a sore hangy-bang.
I went to the doctor.
They just said it was some bacterial thing.
Whatever.
Now I have it.
My hangy-bang-h hurts.
And I'm like, dude, you got me sick.
But he's like, no, I did it.
Why can't he just?
He gets me sick every time he's sick.
I know.
Here we go.
Always blame someone.
Can't take responsibility for our own actions.
Every time that you've gotten sick, I've gotten, like, bad sick.
Yeah.
COVID?
I have no idea.
You go a lot of places.
No, no, you had COVID.
You were like, yeah, I'll play golf.
We go play golf.
All of a sudden I get COVID after you get it.
You're going to tell me that's not a coincidence.
No, it's a coincidence because I didn't know I had COVID at that point.
But I still got it from you.
And just admit it, it's okay. That's what happens.
Eddie got the hangy-banggy virus.
Right. From you.
I'm not mad. Just be okay with it.
Eddie, how many people were you around in Las Vegas?
Lots.
Okay. Thank you.
Did any of them have injured hangy-bangs?
Not one totally.
You didn't ask one person.
You had a new-of, I guess.
Yeah. I mean, you were on an airplane.
I mean, come on.
Maybe you got it from the same person.
Exactly.
Ray, how's your hangy-bangy?
Mine's not my hangy-bangy.
I think mine was just simply alcohol poisoning.
Hangy-bangy is fine.
Great.
The hangy banging again, by the way.
The Oh, home, back, your throat.
The ball back there.
And that's what Lunchbox really calls it.
I don't know that I would have called it a uvula, though.
If you asked me, I could have nailed that.
What do you call it?
Like the ball on the back of your throat.
That's what I say.
Okay, Eddie, thank you very much.
He does the bonehead, and he always looks like he rolled right out of bed.
Here he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
Speaking of Vegas, we had our sore losers coaches convention this last weekend
where we took a bunch of listeners to Vegas,
and we were having a watch party on Saturday,
morning watching football.
You took listeners to Vegas?
Well, they...
You did?
No, they flew out there and just...
Or they lived there and they met you.
Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
Okay.
They met us out in Las Vegas.
We had a bunch of parties and we were having a watch party Saturday morning.
We were watching football and these two guys, Mario and Miguel, are looking out the window
and they see this guy running by the window.
They're like, that's weird.
And like two seconds later, there's a little woman chasing them.
The guy had stolen her purse.
And so these two, Mario and Miguel, jump up.
run out of the bar and chase the mugger down.
They run around the casino and track them.
They catch him?
They trapped him and then security showed up on their bikes
and they were able to take them into custody.
They got to have a knife or a gun or anything?
No, but the old woman had a little knife
because she was like walking into the casino
so she was scared.
So the guy ripped her purse and she had a little knife
and she tried to get him.
They found out later it was just a pen,
but it looked like a knife.
This is crazy.
Wait, so two people that were at the party
actually caught up.
Is this a slow person?
purse thief?
I think he was inebriated.
Yeah, I think he was inebriated, and they were inebriated, but they were faster than him.
But Miguel and Mario, I mean, they jumped up and ran and we're like, what's going on?
Did they hold him down or anything?
Did they tackle him?
No, they just had them cornered.
And then the bike security showed up, and that's how they got them.
Were bike security, were they quick?
They're quick.
Sounds like Miguel and Mario.
Mario were too.
Wow.
It was awesome, dude.
And I was like, where's the news coverage?
Okay.
lunchbox ends up on the coverage.
I told him.
I was like, man, you guys did a great job.
You know, they were part of her.
Go ahead, Amy.
Well, I just obviously want to know if you called 911.
No, I didn't call 911 because I didn't have time.
I mean, the security was already there and got him.
When it would be totally appropriate to call 911, he doesn't.
You could act like you didn't see security.
Ooh, that's true, too.
How can they prove you did?
That's a good point.
I approve I saw security.
That I would say.
Shout out to them, though.
I mean, it was awesome.
She got her purse back, our money and everything.
Got her purse back.
They went on the security camera and they found out where he ditched it.
Because, you know, when he was running, he flung it.
And two heroes amongst us.
That's great.
She sold granite before she met Bobby.
Now she considers birdwatching one of her hobbies.
Here she is Amy, everybody.
Okay, so a lot of people sell things on Facebook Marketplace,
next door app, offer up, stuff like that.
And you're always like a little hesitant.
Who am I going to meet?
Am I going to live through this?
Or are they going to steal for me?
Is this a scam?
Well, there's a website dedicated to helping you find safe meetup spots.
And it's entirely free.
It's called Safe TradeSpotts.com.
Just to meet up to sell and trade stuff.
Not like safe meetups for like, oh.
It's not that yet.
It'll turn into that like everything does.
No, no, no, no, no.
But it's not that right now.
Well, a lot of the locations that they're going to recommend to you are going to be police precincts in the lobby.
So that way there's surveillance.
You've got cops nearby.
It's all good.
You go to a police precinct to trade and sell your stuff?
So when you go to this website, you type in your zip code.
That's as safe as it gets.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's what they recommended, too.
If you don't even want to go to this website, just Google the police precinct near you and say, okay, meet me here in the lobby.
I'll trade with you.
I'd probably make sure that that's what that one's being used for that.
No, no.
I saw this in a magazine.
You can just go to any police lobby and sell you.
And like, do the cops want you there?
Yeah, I don't think you can sell a muffler in the police lobby without telling them you're coming.
No, there's a whole lot.
little blurb about it in women's world. Okay, so what's the website again? SafeTradespots.com.
I'll just go to that. I'm not just going to go to a place lobby, but I do think that's good.
All right, Ray, what you got? From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, his bulldog is no longer hurt,
and he loves a good vintage sports shirt. Bobby Bone. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
I'm left-handed. I read an article that one and ten people are left-handed, 10%. And to
to everybody who's not left-handed, I'd like to share a few things, why it's difficult to be
left-handed, number one. If you write with a pencil or pen, which I did back in the day,
for it was all on phones and tablets.
You got ink all over your hand because your hand
was dragged across it.
So you always lived with ink on your left hand.
Guitar's impossible
to find a left hand of guitar.
Every once in a while you see one.
I'm left-handed and if I go to like a friend's house
and have a bunch of guitars, everybody's playing,
I can never do anything because
there's not a left-handed guitar there.
Baseball gloves.
Do you know what I would try on a Walmart before I could find one?
Maybe that one is. Maybe that one is. Maybe that one is.
Desks.
Desks are meant for right-hand guitar.
to people.
Oh, yeah.
Because that little thing
that would come down
the side.
Whatever you show you,
you rest your elbow on.
You hit your elbow on it.
So I would just like for everybody,
if you know somebody left handed today,
maybe give them a shoulder rub,
tell them they're a good boss.
Maybe give them a gift card.
If they are your boss.
Yeah, yeah.
But today,
I'd like to recognize all lefties out there.
One in 10 of us are living a hard life
and making it, you know?
Wow.
It's tough.
Anybody else left handed on our whole show.
Nobody.
No.
I don't know how you do it.
Thank you. I just wanted that.
I just want to be acknowledged. It's tough.
Here, let me rub your shoulder.
Hey, somebody has to, so I guess I will.
It's time to open up the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
I have a seven-year-old son who is in second grade.
My wife does not allow him to watch anything with violence,
but he wanted to watch UFC with me.
She wasn't around, so we watched it together.
It is a sport.
He loved it.
My son hasn't shown any interest in watching sports, so it was one of our bonding moments.
And for me, it was awesome.
Problem is, the next day at school, he got into a fight.
Apparently, some kid was messing with him at lunch, so my son attempted to, quote, take him down.
The school contacted my wife and explained the situation.
Luckily, he's not in major trouble, unless it happens again.
Now, I want to keep that bonding time.
time with my son, but I don't want him to bring it to school again. Or worse, my wife actually finds out.
How should I go about talking to her about the situation? Do I tell my wife that I let him watch
UFC, which probably led to the fight, signed Dad of a Featherweight. Eddie, I know you let your sons
watch UFC. They love UFC. Do you worry about them going to school and fighting? Absolutely.
Because every single time we do watch UFC, it's like they watch one match, right? And they're cool.
They're just watching it. And then all of a sudden,
they want to fight.
And they start fighting with each other in the living room.
And it just happens.
So I understand this guy.
But why is he so scared of his wife?
Oh, I didn't think about that angle.
Like, he's got to just tell her.
Oh, man up.
Man up.
Tell her.
Look, we watch UFC.
Everything he wrote.
Hey, big man, how would you tell your wife?
The same way he wrote it.
Hey, I always wanted to bond with my son.
You know, he's not ever interested in sports, but he likes UFC.
It was a bonding moment.
It was my bad.
Now he fought at school.
We got to talk to him about.
that but hey UFC is a sport
it's a dangerous sport but sometimes
somebody's got to love it
that's why it exists but that's
somebody's got to love it yeah
I felt like you got to that place and you know what to say
you're like no way to go no I'm saying
there's got to be fans there's got to be people that
want to do it this kid may grow up to be
a UFC fighter sure or football player also
violent that too okay
so it just sounded to me like you were much more
passive in your tone while you're talking to your wife as you
said you were going to be before you talk now you were to be
a big macho man
He was like, just tell her.
Then he's like, hey, baby, I'm sorry.
It's my.
So you would approach her and say, hey, we watched, how would you do it?
Would you tell her about the fight first?
Or would you just say he wants to watch UFC with me?
I would say the fight happened, right?
And then you go, my bad.
It was my bad.
We bonded over UFC.
He watched it with me.
But we said, he can't watch UFC.
I know, honey.
It's just, I've always wanted to watch sports with me.
You know, so he liked to do that.
We had a good time.
I didn't know he was going to fight at school.
That's my bad.
I don't want a divorce.
No, no, we can work this out.
Okay. Wow, then it works out.
Wow, that escalated.
Andy, okay, you're the wife. Go ahead.
Oh, yeah, you tell her.
100%.
You bring her into the conversation and then you as parents.
But how would you react?
I would be like, I honestly would be like, okay, I'm glad you all had the bonding moment
and I can't believe he went to school and fought somebody.
I mean, I've had to deal with certain, nothing shocks me anymore.
So I'm just kind of like, yeah, okay, he did that.
Now, how are we going to be proactive in the future?
You can still watch UFC, y'all can still bond.
but let's have talks with him.
Like, hey, you're going to see this on TV.
Doesn't mean we can go reenact it at school.
Okay, I like it.
It's all about communication.
So, approach it.
You've got to fight.
That stinks.
Sorry, that's on me.
I should communicate better,
and I'd like to watch UFC with him for now on.
Dang, that's so good.
Okay?
That sounds great.
That's you guys.
I didn't do that.
That's you too.
Yeah.
Together, you'd raise a great kid.
Okay.
Thanks.
Separately?
I'm not just...
Thank you for the email.
Dad of a featherweight.
It sounds like you need to tell your wife.
or you're going to have to hide your UFC bonding.
Keep it private to when she's not around.
No, don't do it.
I know.
All right, thank you.
That's the mailback.
Close it up.
We've got your email and we've read it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's mailback.
What's something you've never tried and you never will.
So the end, you're never going to do it.
Amy.
Snails, the end, not doing it.
Both of my parents, it was one of their first.
favorite foods. They knew how to make it. They even had little dishes that were made for
snails. They're like these little plates that have little divots in it for the perfect snail shell.
And I even inherited some of those plates. I will never put a snail in it and eat it.
Snails. Eating snails are very rich person or poor person. People eat snails where I come from
because we didn't have, or if you're super fancy, you eat snails. But like middle,
they don't eat snails because it's like, oh, gross. But like, like, like, S-cargo, I believe.
It's called Escargo.
And I think we were middle, but my dad was in the restaurant business.
Different.
He had a restaurant that was a steakhouse that served escargo, so that's where that holds.
Generally, though, it's like that's a rich person or a poor person who's eating snails.
But you think they both love it that I would, but...
You're not even going to try it?
No, ever.
No, at this point, no.
Lunchbox, what's something that you've never tried and you never will?
Man, there's a lot of things, but the one that sticks out is coffee.
Never tried it, never will.
don't understand it.
I used to think that too.
Smells disgusting.
It does smell disgusting and I hate the taste of it.
I drank it for the first time when I was doing dancing with the stars because I was just up doing everything all the time.
Didn't really do anything to me.
And I still don't like it.
You didn't like the way it tasted?
I hate it.
And I just don't get it like my wife.
It'll be 100 degrees outside in the summer and she'll get hot coffee.
That makes no sense.
Well, my wife will do cold, though.
She'll do ice, I guess.
But I hate coffee like you, but I tried it.
And I'm going to tell you now you're not missing anything.
Yeah.
But what?
Y'all are missing a lot.
I tried it.
I tried it.
Bobby tried it, so he knows.
I'll be his spoke.
I'm his canary in the coal mine.
I don't know what that means, but I'll take it.
They sent canaries down to make sure that the canaries would live and they wouldn't.
So sad.
So if the canary died, they would know that the air was toxic.
Wow. That's incredible.
So I'm your canary.
I'm going into the mine.
Let me know what it's like.
I died.
Don't commend her.
All right.
Yeah, they would.
Like miners would carry them down in a tunnel, send him down.
There was carbon monoxide, whatever it was.
Yeah, poor canaries.
Eddie.
Does that have to be food?
No, it can be whatever you want it to be.
Paintball.
But it's so fun.
I've never played paintball, you know, where you go, and there's like a war situation.
Never done that.
And I'm, like, I used to see my friends like, oh, dude, look at my.
And he had they have like big old, like, blood clot things on their bodies.
I'm like, that's terrible.
It's a whelp, yeah.
Welp.
And it hurts so bad.
Why would you want that?
I would never do that.
It's fun.
Yeah, that's an actual activity
You would like it too, knowing you.
You would like to play paintball.
But since you're never going to do it, I guess I won't invite you.
Hey guys, paintball, get away?
Yeah.
No, that sounds terrible.
Mine will be smoking.
Oh, yeah, that's good, man.
Never tried it, never will.
It's just so gross to me in every way.
Smoking anything.
I just, I don't, part of the reason I like coffee, I think, too, is I don't like hot stuff.
Like drinking hot stuff, but I barely like hot food.
so, but I hate
smoking is so gross to me
so never tried it, never will.
Ramundo. I'm gonna go with rare steak.
I guarantee it leads to a stomachache.
People say it's the best way to have steak,
I have to have it well done.
But what if you don't know? Do you cut into it every time?
Yes. If it's red, there's a little bit of blood I can do it
because I'm telling you right now, I'll be sick for a month.
There's no way that digests.
Oh, it digests. Yeah. Yeah, it does.
Yeah, you're making a scientific claim based on
just a thought that you have.
So you're telling me we're supposed to cook everything else except for steak.
That makes no sense.
Chicken.
Sushi?
Sushi.
You don't cook fish.
You can not cook fish.
Oysters.
Not cooked.
There's a lot of things you don't cook, Ray.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just take the L on this one.
They just say you don't like it.
Yeah.
Instead of fighting for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys can put it on our Facebook page.
Go over to Bobby Bone Show on Facebook.
And what's something you've never tried.
And it doesn't matter what happens.
You never will.
Put it up there.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
13-year-old Zach Darner of Brimmerton, Washington, has been crushing it in the charity game for the last seven years.
His little brother, when he was in the hospital, he would go visit him because he had kidney issues.
He's like, man, this is a sad place.
These kids should feel comfortable and happy.
Mom, we should collect toys for these kids.
So he started a charity group called Kids Helping Kids.
And the kids have Zs on the end, you know, like cool.
And so he started toy drives.
People that think that's cool are kids and lunchbox.
Yeah.
When I read it, I was like, that's a cool name.
Kids.
So he started having a toy drive every year.
And in 2022, he collected over 7,000 toys for kids at the hospital.
That's awesome.
He started when he was six.
Yeah.
Still keeping it going.
That's cool.
Lifetime, 30,000 toys, the kids in the hospital.
All because he started kids helping kids.
With a Z.
What a.
Great story.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Here's a voicemail from Nicole in Reno, Nevada.
I'm rewatching the newest season of Survivor on Hulu right now,
and there keep being advertisements for the casting for next season.
So I'm wondering if he has applied to be on the next season of Survivor.
Since he says that's his dream, it seems they're looking for someone,
and I feel like he'd be a good candidate.
So hopefully he's applied.
Maybe we all can apply, and maybe Bobby has a hookup.
I'd love to see him on the show.
I'm assuming you're talking about Lunchbox?
She never said.
Would you go on Survivor?
100%.
Would you quit this show to go on Survivor?
100%.
But you always said we could chase our dreams and we would have a job when we come back.
I don't think I ever said it about that.
No.
No.
Okay.
It doesn't sound familiar.
If you have a dream, go chase it.
But I never said you have a job when you come back.
I mean, you were going to let Ray go for like six months to Big Brother.
So I assume going to Survivor for 28 days out in the wilderness that I would have a job.
when I come back.
It's longer than that.
No.
No, no, but to leave all of the processes way longer than that.
Well, yeah, like the interview process, but that's not, I mean, I'm like gone for a minute and then I come back for a minute.
No, it's definitely longer than that, but.
I mean, I figure I fly in 28 days, 29th day, I'm back here.
That's one month.
Well, you could get eliminated right away.
But you can say.
They keep you in a hotel.
They don't get to go home because then people would know if you're back early.
Right.
That you didn't win.
So what's it going to do?
Do you want to apply?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not promising you have a job when you come back,
but you should apply and chase your dream.
I agree.
Definitely apply.
Yeah, definitely apply.
Yeah.
Chase your dream.
But this might not be here when you go back.
Yeah, like,
we're probably going to bring in other guest hosts,
and if one of them happens to perform really well,
we'll probably offer them big contracts.
Well, I mean, last time we did that,
the co-host went to jail.
That's true.
Yeah.
And it's in jail now, right?
In jail.
Todd Cresley's in jail now.
In jail.
That's crazy.
You can go visit him.
Go drive down there.
I tell you.
a baby, a third baby, which by the way,
baby number three, congratulations.
Thank you.
Let's not make this about you.
Let's make it about lunchbox.
Let's do that, yes, yeah.
So we have a, you know, a long-standing relationship with Hyundai.
Yes, we do.
I drive the Ionic 5, which I love.
And we had the idea that lunchbox should take the Hyundai
and drive it down to Todd Crisley's prison
and see if Todd Crisley will let him visit him.
Okay.
And the Hyundai vehicle.
Well, that's just how he gets there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not that far of a drive.
And so he drives down, you know, prison meetup, sponsored by Hyundai or something.
I don't know.
Yeah.
They're pretty particular on what they're aligned with.
I mean, they may say no on this.
Just want to give you that out because it is aligned with a prison.
Yeah, but it's somebody going in and getting their life together.
Yeah, rehabilitating.
I'm always happy to pitch it.
But I feel like they're going to say no to this one.
Okay, well, pitch it.
Yeah.
And if not, he'll just drive it and we won't make a big deal about it.
That too.
Just give him a car.
too.
You'd want to go see if you get in and see Todd Chris.
Absolutely. That'd be so cool.
Do you just get there and go here to see Todd King?
I have no idea how it works.
I'd never been to visit someone in jail.
I wrote Amber Portwood back in the day and said,
hey, would you like me to come visit you in jail? She never replied.
Yeah. She was a teen mom.
Yeah, she was from 60 and pregnant.
Okay, well, pitch that scuba and let us know.
By the way, you had a kid. Good job.
Thank you.
It's his third. And this morning, it was like, it's third kid.
We know how I do this by now.
One more voicemail.
Abby in Nashville.
I have a personal child.
me something good. My boyfriend of 10 years finally proposed. We were a high school sweetheart,
so it was really special. And I just thought we were going to be just partner forever and
every fiance. So it's definitely a personal telling me something good. And also maybe a
big of hope for anyone out there dating somebody for a long time that hasn't proposed yet. So
bye. I would have thought 10 years he was never going to propose as well. Yeah. But they were high
school sweetheart. Yeah, so they were very dating
when they were like 12. Yes. That's it.
Congratulations. Tell me something good. Yes.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying. Yep,
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One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,
and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations,
stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger.
So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream,
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I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.
Hi, Dad.
And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen.
She says, I have some cookies and milk.
This is a badass convict man just finished five years.
I'm going to have cookies and cookies.
In the milk, them all.
Yeah.
On the senior show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption.
On a recent episode, I sit down with actor, cultural icon Danny Trail, talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances.
The entire season two is now available to binge featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Addish, Johnny Knoxville, and more.
I'm an alcoholic.
And without this trouble, I'm going to die.
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I feel like it was a little bit unbelievable until I really start making money.
It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke,
is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.
This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer,
and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre,
as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.
If I'm outside with my parents and they see all these people come up to me for pictures,
it's like, what?
Today now, obviously, it's like 100%.
They believe everything, but at first it was just like,
you got to go get a real job.
There's an economic component to community striving.
If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.
And what I mean by fell is they don't have money to pay for food.
They cannot feed their kids.
They do not have homes.
Communities don't work unless there's money.
flowing through them.
Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
It's a voicemail from Lauren in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Calling to let you guys know that I'm at home right now, catching up on all the recent
week podcasts.
I'm an little M.I.A. lately because we recently gave birth to our first child, a baby girl
named Bella Marie.
So a new member of the B's team.
but we're snuggling up at home, listening to all of your shows,
and love you guys and everything that you stand for.
So thank you for all you do.
Congratulations.
And Bella Marie, that's a pretty cool name.
Yeah, I like that.
Except you don't want to call her B.M.
Oh, no.
Yes, Eddie.
We didn't have to say it.
We knew it.
But I thought that's a great name, but you can't,
you probably just call her Bella.
You can't even call her Bella Marie because then people will start calling her B.M.
And that is not what you want to be called.
My friend Steve Todd Davidson.
Oh, yeah.
Stop it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Dude, that was quick.
I don't have a friend named Steve Todd Davidson.
But if I did, it'd be STD, that'd be crazy.
Yeah.
Here is a...
That's so stupid.
You could never have monogram towels or luggage.
STD.
Yeah.
Here's another voicemail.
Go ahead.
Hey, this is for Amy's Morning Corny.
What do you call a booger
from a pig. It's a
hamburger.
Thanks. No, he messed
I like it, it's hamburger.
Poor guy. He was in the middle
of it, though. It was. It happened.
He hits an ur, he couldn't turn around.
Hambur.
Here's Amy's Pile
of Stories. A 17-year-old in Kentucky
was playing a video game
in which people die. It's called
Rainbow Six Seege. Yeah, it's a shooting game.
It's a call of duty, basically, just a little different.
Yeah.
So while he's playing that, he butt dialed 911, and he's doing voice chat like y'all do, how you talk on your headset.
It's not voice chat.
We're just talking.
Well, whatever.
You can now talk.
I talk through my controller now.
Okay.
Because the PS5 has that.
Okay.
Well, on his controller or headset, whatever, he was telling someone, hey, I just killed two people.
Well.
No.
While 911 was listening?
Yes.
And he didn't know.
Boy, that is everything going wrong in time just perfectly.
Oh, for sure, because that's not even the worst of it.
Police show up and swarm his house, guns drawn.
Well, they heard gunfire on the phone.
And they said, this guy just told us he killed two people.
So you know, oh my gosh.
Yeah, so they were showing up, like, thinking they needed to handle a situation.
So he had to walk out of his house with his hands up, and here's a clip of him trying to explain to the police.
I was playing the game, and I got butt down the phone.
Okay.
That was my bad.
What?
No, no, no.
It's only me home.
Everybody's inside, okay?
Nobody's inside, don't me.
You play video games?
Yeah, he's not even a bonehead.
Wow.
This is all accident.
Poor dude.
They'd have been like, all right, here he comes.
He's coming out.
Okay, he's got a big wet spot in his pants.
He's got a big wet spot in his pants.
Guys, do you see this?
Okay, good.
Don't shoot him yet.
I'd have been crying and peeing at the same time.
Yeah.
Because, again, it wasn't even like a bonehead story
where somebody does something.
We laugh at him and go, well, that's stupid.
This is all accident.
Yeah, so, you know, on the iPhone,
if you hold down the side button and then the volume,
at the same time.
My watch starts to call emergency sometimes when I can't figure it out, so I'll push two buttons
on the side.
And it goes, calling 911.
I yell, no.
Yeah.
So it truly was an accident could happen to anybody.
That stinks.
Okay.
A woman has to repay $2,000 in wages to her employer.
So she was fired.
She said, wait, you fire me for no reason.
I'm going to sue you.
So then they countersued her, and they're like, oh, yeah, we have time camp installed on
your computer.
and that's a tracking software that can tell if you're working or not.
Oh, God, Lunchbox would owe so much money.
Oh, man.
I wouldn't sue.
Yeah, it can distinguish between work tasks and things like being on Facebook or watching videos.
And she had claimed she worked 51 more hours than she really did.
And so, gosh, she brought so much.
First, she could have just been taking the firing and gone on her way because she had to sue.
Now this is all out here, and she has to pay them money.
I wonder, I imagine it's a cut.
company computer because they really can't put it on your computer unless they let you know.
Oh, good.
All right.
And I'm safe.
But you never know what Eddie's up to over there.
That's true.
I'm always watching.
Yeah.
Okay.
What else?
Apple Plus is launching a new reality music competition called My Kind of Country.
It features Jimmy Allen, Mickey Guyton, and Orville Peck looking for the next big country star.
Reese Witherspoon and Casey Musgraves executive produced the show.
And they're also going to be joining in on this series.
And it premieres March 24th.
Awesome.
Thank you very much. Is that it?
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
The Miami Township Police Department shared a touching story of one of their own,
lending a hand to a community member in desperate need to help.
Sergeant Ray Swallin responded to a call for a welfare check on a homeless guy who was
underdressed for the frigid weather when the sergeant arrived on the scene.
He spoke to the guy.
He found out the guy was hungry and cold and basically helpless.
the officer drove him to a Walmart and spent his own money and bought him a shirt, hat, socks, and shoes,
and then bought up some food, and then took him to a place, the bus stop, which so he could get some shelter there as well.
Oh, that's awesome.
I spent his own, just made sure, like, hey, yeah, it does suck.
Let me help you in a way that I can.
Like, with his own money.
It's awesome.
Sergeant Ray Swallon, that, just we're super lucky to have you out there representing us and take care of folks.
That is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
It's now time for Amy's morning corny.
The Morning Corny!
What's the lion and the witch doing in your wardrobe?
I don't know what.
It's Narnia business.
That was the Morning Corny.
That's pretty good.
I have a podcast called The Bobbycast.
It's very in-depth.
It's an hour long, sometimes longer, with great songwriters and artists.
And I had a guy named Dallas Smith on.
Now, his most recent number one was called Hide from a Broken Heart in Canada.
Back in the day, he was in a band called Default, and they had a massive song called Wasting My Time.
Now, here's that clip.
I didn't even like the same voice.
Yeah.
I told him that I, because he's such a nice guy.
He has tattoos.
But he's like me, he's like a generic white guy who could be anybody walking.
You just wouldn't, except for all of his tattoos.
And I was like, how are you?
was that your voice on that song and then also doing that song? So different. Because one's like
aggressive and but he was so shy. He never sang even in front of his parents until he was
almost 20 or so. Wow. They didn't even know he could sing. It was, it is just a really
crazy story. Countrywise, he's the biggest country star in Canada basically. Three time CCMA entertainer
of the year. Over half million tickets sold. And he talks about being Canadian famous because
they're so nice in Canada. They don't want to bother him. But this is what happens. I go to the
grocery store and my shop like to
down the street from my house and stuff.
I can go anywhere and I'll get a message on Twitter.
Hey, was that you at Costco?
At the same time, I don't have any really, besides like some tattoos and stuff,
if I have a sweater on, like I don't really have any distinct features.
But it's, I'd walk around, waste of my, that's me.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, you heard that song?
So he's been doing it all, but he wants to raise his kids in the same part,
in the same town he grew up in.
He could be a massive American country star, but he doesn't,
he's like, I can't move down to national.
Phil. He's not want to raising my kids here. It's very Garth-like, but Garth was already a star moved back to
Oklahoma. Yeah. He talked about how whenever he was doing that song, Waste in my time,
their record label went bankrupt and they owed the government a bunch of money, the Canadian
government. Here's that clip. Man, it was like $400,000. Yeah, we were staring at over $100,000
each. And we were broke and we had kids and the business had shoot us up and spat us out, right?
We had some residual stuff, obviously that kept us to float a little bit with Waste of My Time.
and some shows that would come in every once in a while.
But it was like, where is our future in this?
And where is my future in this?
And he's not too good to play wasting my time when he's doing his country shows.
Because I hate artists that do that.
Who's great at it?
Is Darius?
He'll play the hoody stuff?
Because we love both.
And he'll play.
So I told him when he comes back down from Canada,
come play and he'll do waste of my time in country.
It's awesome.
Oh, that'd be great.
Check out the Bobbycast.
It's up with Dallas Smith.
I really had a great time.
I think you'll like him a lot as well.
It's a really fun interview.
It's the game my wife and I played.
I didn't make it up.
I saw it on TikTok.
And so I think it's a fun game.
And I think it's, for us, it was just something to do together
because we try to find things that we both really love to do.
So we played this game called This or That.
And I made the game.
And so I had two, and she doesn't know what's on,
but she could pick one or two.
And one was we would go and walk the mall and shop.
Or two was, I will play Madden for an hour.
Oh.
So she picked one.
She didn't know what they were.
She went, I'll take one.
Boom, walk the mall and shop.
So we got in the car.
We drove to the mall.
We went shopping.
So as we're there, it rolled into this one.
She could pick one or two.
One was buy something for ourselves.
I picked that one.
Or you don't know what they are, though.
It's just one or two.
You just pick one or two.
It's this or that.
You don't know what they are.
Whatever you do, you have to do.
Or the other one was buy something for the other person.
And so she picked, and it was buy something for ourselves.
We walked around.
I think I got a shirt.
I don't know what she got.
I'm paying attention.
But she got herself something.
Yes.
The other one was.
Next up was she can't see them.
Remember, it's one or two.
She just has one or two.
One was, I rub your shoulders for 15 minutes or two was you rub my feet for 15 minutes.
And then she picked, I had to rub her shoulders.
Dang, she won the whole game.
You have no idea.
So then I slid another Madden one in.
We play her favorite card game called Nurtz or I play Madden for an hour.
And she picked Nurtz.
Oh, of course.
Do you tell her, once she picks the other one, do you're like, oh, this was the alternative?
Yes.
Okay.
So she knows she was winning.
The next one was, we go out to dinner, or we order in and watch the game.
And she picked, we go out to dinner.
Oh, boy.
The next one was, we read books beside each other for a half an hour, then catch up on what we read.
Or I play Madden for an hour.
That's the third time you put that in.
And she picked, we read books.
I could have.
So that's what we did.
We walked them all.
We shopped.
I rubbed her shoulders.
We played her card game.
We went out to dinner and we read books.
And I switched the numbers up and she still was lucky every single time.
And I kept it on my phone.
She couldn't see it.
And then I saved it all and I said,
congrats on your perfect day because she had all of them.
But that's what we did.
It was fun.
Like, you could do that.
It doesn't like,
the only thing we had to pay for really was like the $30 shirt that I got.
Yeah.
I don't remember what she knew.
Maybe she didn't get anything.
Maybe she's like, I'm good and I didn't care.
She should have got something.
Are you going to play this game again?
Yeah, it was fine.
I'd like her to do it for me, though.
Okay.
And I want a lot of them to be mad.
I was really trying to get some PlayStation time in there.
I really feel like in order for you to get that, you're going to have to do.
One is 30 minutes of madden and two is an hour matting.
That's the only way you're guaranteed.
Yeah, but I couldn't do that because then I wouldn't be able to, she would do that to me back.
Then it would be 30 minutes of housewives or 60 minutes of housewives.
So there's a person that's allergic to cold temperatures.
A woman has a condition called cold or to carry.
which means she's allergic to anything that is cold.
Meaning if it's like below 60 basically,
she swells, itches, and has nausea.
Wow, that's terrible.
Here's these people that are allergic to water?
No.
Yeah, he's read stories like that.
Crazy.
There was a kid in my neighborhood growing up.
He was allergic to the sun.
Well, that's called being red-headed.
No, no, no.
Like he would get like big old welts and everything.
He had to wear long sleeves in the 100-degree summer.
It was terrible.
He has to do all that.
But he doesn't get his, but he does.
blow up big time. And I come from a family of a lot of roofers. And so he's up roofing houses.
Big, basically sombrero and like awful long sleeves all the way down just so he doesn't get any
son at all. He's redheaded. Was your friend redheaded? No. Brown-headed dude.
I felt so bad for that kid. I mean, he'd wearing a sweater and it's 110 degrees outside.
Research of 2,000 people who watch sports say that a quarter of them will carry out unusual rituals
ahead of a game to improve their luck.
Now, I'm not a superstitious person, but I don't want, just in case I'm wrong, because I've been wrong before, I don't want to put that into jeopardy.
So if I've done something that has been successful in the past, I will keep doing it.
I don't believe in it, but I do it just in case because not everything I believe in is true.
Yeah, you know, if I do 10 push-ups, now mostly it's like 20.
I try to do 25 push-ups every commercial break during the football games.
Oh, that's good.
Because I have a lot of energy.
And if we do something good, sometimes I won't come up from push-up, and I'll just keep grinding them out until something not good.
happens. My arms hurt. You're sore the next day. But I am pretty superstitious, but I don't
think that it's, I don't think superstition is a real thing. But I am just in case it is. Right.
Lunchbox you are too, right? Oh, absolutely. I wear the same clothes until they lose. Like,
if I'm watching the World Series and the game the day before they win the team I'm cheering for,
I get the same clothes and I wear them. And if someone can't be there, I lay out their outfit
exactly where they would have sat. And I sit in the same spot, can't move. Can't go to the
bathroom if the team is doing good because we just got to hold it. But do you believe in it, though?
100%.
Oh, you do believe in it.
Oh, yeah.
I don't.
I don't believe that at all, but I do it just in case.
Just in case.
I'm wrong.
Like if I had pizza for dinner, the last time they won,
got to have pizza for dinner this game.
Eddie got a big game coming up this weekend.
Yes.
There's a shirt that I wear every single game day.
He does.
He can wear it to Jerry Jones.
We're supposed to dress up and Eddie's in like a jacket
and like an old shirt with holes in it underneath.
Did we win that game?
I can respect that you did it, but I was a little embarrassed at first.
It is dirty.
You think Cowboys can beat the Niners?
Absolutely.
Hey, do I believe it?
100%.
Yes.
Okay, good luck.
Thank you, man.
To me too.
I'm a big Cowboys fan.
Yeah, you are.
Here's a voicemail we got late last night.
I need some advice.
So I'm in my late 30s now.
I was with my high school girlfriend for 10 years in my late teens, early 20s, and ended up
getting married and then divorced about five years later.
It's been about eight years since the divorce, and she hasn't changed her name.
So she's still using my last name.
My new partner is kind of weird.
it out by that. So my question is, is it appropriate to change your name back after a divorce? Do you
keep the last name that you adopted? And kind of how should I feel about this? Because I don't really care,
but my new partner does. That's a great question. First of all, I would say if you have kids,
and I don't think that he mentioned anything to do with kids, right? No, I didn't hear that.
I think it's okay if whomever keeps the name, if you have kids, because you want them to have the
same name is the kids.
Yeah.
So there's no need.
That would just be weird and tough for the kids that their mom has a different name than
they do.
Doesn't sound like they're a kid, so we'll check that one off.
Number two, your partner's upset about it.
Your partner shouldn't be thinking that much about the X.
I'm going to let that go.
She's got to let that go.
So that stinks.
You can't always change what the person you're with, how they feel, or what they think about,
but you really got to work with them to let that go.
And then three, it's just difficult to do.
do. If you've been that person for a while
and you want to go change your name again,
you got to do all
of the Social Security,
all the... And I get
not wanting to do that again.
When Caitlin changed her last name
to mine, I remember her going,
man, this is
quite the process. And I can see what even if I wanted to do it
and change it back, I'd keep putting it off because it's not
something you have to do right now and it's just a pain in the butt.
So I have no
problem with them keeping the last
name. You're not with them anyway. I think it's fine. And I don't think she's doing it because
she's still in love with you. I think it's mostly a conversation you need to have with your new
partner. Yeah. I mean, and just an example of how I grew up, my dad left when I was nine and my
mom had his last name till she died. And he got remarried. But is that you and your sister's
last name though? Yeah, but I don't think that's what she took into consideration. I think to your
point is just like, well, this has been my last name for the last 13 years. So I'm just going to keep it.
13 years is a long time.
I'd probably keep that one too.
Okay, but she could have changed it,
and I think maybe had she got remarried,
but my dad's wife,
well, that he had for a little bit,
his fourth wife,
I don't think she cared.
She never said anything.
There's like four women running around
with the same last name.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a partner thing.
I think it's a conversation
you have with your partner
more than it is a conversation
you need to have with your ex-wife.
Because I don't think it's totally uncommon
that she keeps the name.
Unless she's like,
stalking you.
That's definitely a situation.
Or still acting like she's your wife.
That's a problem.
Waring a wedding dress to your door.
You know, all that is a different thing.
She hasn't taken her ring off.
Eddie?
Yeah, man.
I mean, it's kind of weird.
But I mean, you have to talk to your girlfriend now.
Like, it's her life.
And how often does this girlfriend see the ex-wife?
That's also...
Probably never.
Right.
Or, if they live in a small town, you could.
Okay, true.
So I could see where that was.
annoying, but it's something that you guys have to get together and get over as a couple more than
having that girl that you used to be married, change her name. Lunchbox? Look, I really think
the ex-wife needs to change her name. Like, look, you had that name when we were together. We
broke up. You lose the name. You lose me. You lose the name. You can't be walking around using my good
name. Like, hey, look at me. I'm still Mrs. Nelson or whatever the last name is. I think she has to
get rid of it. I'm with that girl. Like, you're her man now. She's the only one that you get that last
name.
Yeah.
So Margaret Box, who used to be married to.
She should not be using Box anymore.
She got to go back to Margaret Jackson.
And what would you do?
I'd call her up and say, hey, you know, it's about time.
It's been eight, nine years, whatever he said.
It's time for you to move on and get your own name.
Yeah.
Like, you got to be over me by now.
Get your own name.
Yeah.
She has her own name.
Exactly.
Go back to your name.
I'm sorry.
I was just thinking of ways to like to launch Lux's point.
Like, how do you help her out?
Like, do you get the paperwork for her?
and like.
Yeah, I'll drive you down to the courthouse.
Pay for it?
Yeah.
Like, let's go.
Do all the mailing because there's a lot of different places.
That's fine.
I'll give you the stamps.
I'll lick them.
I'll let them.
That's nice.
You mentioned the size of the town.
I think that's a very,
that's a variable we do need to consider because small town versus like a huge city.
We're not from population 700.
Right.
You would see whomever all time.
Valid point.
Yeah.
But it's a relationship thing with you and your partner more than it is your ex.
Your ex.
You try to eliminate that.
She's gone.
So try to keep.
But she's staying there by having
your last name. She's keeping her
business is your business because she's all up in it.
You can't affect that, though, and you can't fix that.
What if in that five years of marriage,
like, who knows professionally she had that last name?
Not too bad, right? She should have thought about that.
Before what?
Divorcing.
Okay.
Whatever.
Thank you.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care which I'll say it.
Yep, that's me.
Cliver Taylor the 4th.
You might have seen the skits,
the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
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sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.
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about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's
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I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.
Hi, dad.
And just when I said that, my mom,
come down with kitchen
and she says,
I have some cookies and milk.
This is a badass convict.
Right.
Just finished five years.
I'm going to have cookies and milk at my mom.
Yeah.
On the senior show podcast,
each episode invites you
into a raw, unfiltered conversations
about recovery,
resilience, and redemption.
On a recent episode,
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Danny Trail,
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transformation,
and the power of second chances,
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I'm an alcoholic.
And without this trouble, I'm going to die.
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I feel like it was a little bit unbelievable until I really start making money.
It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about.
money, growth, and building your future.
This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum
Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.
If I'm outside with my parents and they're seeing all these people come up to me for pictures,
it's like, what?
Today now, obviously, it's like 100%.
They believe everything.
But at first, it was just like, you got to go get a real job.
There's an economic component to communities thriving.
If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.
And what I mean by fail is they don't have money to pay for food.
They cannot feed their kids.
They do not have homes.
Communities don't work unless there's money flowing through them.
Listen to eating while broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
On the phone, James in Kansas.
James, what's up, buddy?
How you doing, Bobby?
Pretty good.
Morning.
I was just calling it.
I comment about the last name change from your ex.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My ex still was my last name,
but that's it.
I've been divorced from her for, like,
over 12 years, 13 years,
and I got to be married,
and my new wife doesn't really care.
We really, you know,
I guess it's, so,
I guess that person really wants to have a change
and they think it'll get a change,
but it hasn't affected me,
and I guess my knowledge if it's affecting or not.
I felt that.
And maybe you're a pretty cool guy.
She wants to always have your last name because you're a cool guy.
That's probably, I've been a cool guy, bro.
That's it, yeah.
All right, James.
I appreciate that call, buddy.
Hope you have a great day.
You too now.
All right, see it.
Over to Maryland.
Let's talk to Teresa, who's on the phone right now.
Hey, Teresa, talking about that last name change.
What do you think here?
Well, I was married in my, good morning studio.
Morning.
I was married in my 20s for about three years.
I took his name, and it was such a pain to change my name.
I figured I'll probably get married again someday, so I'm not going to go through that.
Fast forward eight years later, I remarry.
I take his name, because we had talked about having children.
We have not been together for 13 years, and I still have his name, one because of my son,
and one because I have a business under that name.
and I'm now engaged again, and we're having a little dispute over whether I'm going to change my name,
and I really don't want to because it's such a pain.
Yeah, I definitely understand the professional reason and the child reason.
And also, it's got to be weird for the new husband about to be,
because it's not like you want to keep your maiden name because of a professional and because of even a kid.
And before I got married, I told my wife, I don't care if you keep a maiden name or not.
But it's got to be weird for him that the name.
that you want to keep is the name of your ex-husband, but it's not really because the ex-husband.
It's just awkward. And you're not wrong for feeling this way at all. I think, Teresa, because of
your career and your kid, I absolutely understand why. It just has to feel as the new husband,
like, wait, we're getting married and you're going to keep his life? That would feel weird. Yes, Amy.
Okay, so you're Bobby Bones here on the show. That's your professional stage name. So can she change her
name legally for her new husband, but professionally keep her last name.
She could, but the kid still thing.
She keeps it with the kid too.
No, that's not a thing.
You don't.
You could choose who were you.
Because you can still go and professionally as whoever you want.
Yeah.
But, yeah, it's the kid.
I think the kid's a bigger issue.
She said that first, too.
Yeah, I get it, though.
That's a tough one, Teresa.
Where are you going to land on this?
Are you just going to keep it?
I'm keeping it because even, it's so funny.
It's such a pain to change your name.
I actually bought my house before I remarried.
so my first husband's last name is still on the deed of my house
because I've never gone back and changed it.
See, that's just weird. It is weird, but it's not wrong,
and I think I would do what she's doing. I think that's the way I...
Got a feeling this marriage isn't going to happen.
I got a feeling that it is.
Hey, third time to charm.
And Teresa's a catch, and he's very lucky to have her. That's how I feel.
Teresa, have a great day.
Thanks, you guys too.
All right, bye-bye.
Let's go over to Angela and North Carolina, who is on the phone.
Angela, what do you think here?
Okay, so I wanted to just make the point that some people,
marry into a better last name than they had before.
Yes.
I have a good friend who was married for 10 years to someone with the last name Miller.
She was a high school teacher.
That's important to note.
Her maiden name was butt, B-U-T-T-S.
It's tough.
She's not changing that last name back.
Yeah, that's tough.
Get rid of that one.
Yeah.
I knew a girl when I was working at a restaurant.
Her name was Heather Seaman.
No, stop it.
Yeah.
You want to get married quick.
That is.
Get rid of that one.
Literally.
That's hard as a kid.
Especially when you get to be like 15 probably, 14, 15.
Her name was Heather Seaman.
That's real bad, man.
That's tough.
Man, the girl I went to school with, her name was Dusty Bush.
Yeah, that's tough too.
Oh, my God.
That is.
Not as crazy, but this guy named Clark, his name is Clark Buttaugh, but it's spelled B-U-T-H-O-L-E.
Clark Butthole.
You just making that up.
This is like those dumb birthday jokes.
That one I made up.
That one I made up.
But the Heather Seaman and Dusty Bush, both are true.
We've talked about this before.
You know one of the last names in the phone book, if you look it up?
Oh, here we go.
Zweener.
Harry Zweener.
But I think you just saw that.
I don't think it's a real thing.
I think you saw it like on the internet.
Just like Boutol.
I made that up.
I think somebody said that and you took it and ran with it.
Well, I haven't seen a phone book in a while, so I can't fact check it right now, but I remember it being there.
That's a prank call people do.
Yes.
I know.
Is it, though?
Dang.
I'm looking at him right now.
Her visionous history.
Ben Dover.
Yes.
Seymour butts, like he said, homosexual.
Okay.
All of her clothes off.
I've heard that one.
Jack Meehoff.
Okay.
There's all those.
I should do all those.
Amy.
Okay, okay.
You didn't hear that one in middle school?
No.
Oh my goodness.
Where were you?
Thank you for your call.
I really appreciate that.
All right.
It's like there's a monster at my house that eats up iPhone chargers.
He just can't find them sometimes.
Or the little squares now.
Same.
I don't know what's going on.
But I made a note to go pick up another iPhone charger today.
But I don't, it's like socks.
Sometimes I'll just be missing a sock.
Now I know for a fact I put both in the dirty clothes.
They didn't leave the house.
If I can never find them sometimes.
Weird man.
Whereas on all mysteries when you need it.
I know.
Because that's not an episode about those two.
I don't know why they even make the show.
We're talking about changing last names earlier.
And the situation is the guy, he has a last name.
He married a woman.
Then they got divorced.
She kept his last name, which wasn't a big deal to him.
Except his new partner's like, hey, ain't that little weird that it's years later and she won't lose your last name?
We talked about that.
And I don't think she should have to change it.
But we have a lot of callers on who want to share a story.
Tanya and Louisville, you're on the show.
What would you like to say?
Hey, Tanya.
Oh, hey.
Hey, morning, studio.
Morning.
Go ahead.
Hey, I was just going, I'm ex-de-divorce.
I've been to work here about 10 years now.
I did keep my ex-husband's last name.
He wanted me to change it.
He offered me money and everything to change it.
But I was pretty adamant that I wanted to keep it.
I feel like I went through the entire legal process of getting it changed,
and I don't feel once we got divorced, it was my last name and not his.
And so I am key.
I still have his last name to this day.
I did just get engaged on Christmas this past year.
So we are planning on getting married this next year, and I'll change it to, you know, my new husband's name.
Boy, the real, I mean, the real move here would be to change your new husband's name to his last name.
It's sending a mess with just really.
That would be awesome.
She's just holding on to it.
That would be petty in an amazing way.
Tonya, did you say, I just want to make sure he said this right,
he offered to pay you to change your last name off of his?
He was very adamant about me changing.
If for some reason just, I don't know, bothered him.
I don't know why.
Like, how much money were we talking?
We're talking about like 500 or more?
A couple hundred.
I mean, I'll change my name now for a couple hundred bucks.
Tanya, thank you for your car.
We really appreciate you listening in Louisville.
Thank you so much.
All right.
See you later.
One more.
Angelica in Wichita, Kansas is on the show.
Angelica, what do you think about this?
Hi, good morning, studio.
Morning.
So I have been married to my husband.
We've been to guy for 14 years, married for six, almost seven years now.
I changed my last name.
We have a daughter who has his last name.
I'm also expecting twins who will have his last name.
We've actually had this conversation before.
and I would keep his last name just because, one, the kids,
and also I have my master's degree, and I'm a licensed therapist,
and both of those have the last name on there.
Yeah, professional, for sure.
And again, kids, that was one of the things to talk about earlier.
The kids have the last name.
You want to be consistent with them or maybe confusing for them or for teachers.
I'm sorry to cut you off, Angelica.
Go ahead.
No, you're fine.
We kind of talked about it, and we kind of have an agreement that, like,
yes, it was his last name originally.
But once it changed to my last name, it's now mine.
Like, it's not his last name anymore.
It's my legal name.
So even if we got divorced, it's still my last name.
Even though, like, it's not, you know, it doesn't just belong to him.
It belongs to me now, if that makes sense.
So I completely understand and I'm down with it and keep it if you want it.
The timing, so you're not together anymore, but you're pregnant with twins right now from him.
No, no, they still are together.
She's saying if, they have these conversations.
I didn't hear the F.
I made a cut out during the F.
and I was like, boy, that was a...
Yeah, you don't have if we get divorced conversation?
Which is a weird conversation to have.
That's a bold conversation to have just randomly a deal.
So, hey, if we ever got divorced, like, what do you mean?
Guys, I'm going to tell you.
I had a seed planted on my head.
She was like, yeah, we got divorced, and I'm not changing my name because I got twins with them.
And I'm like, well, the timing on this.
Okay, now I got, thank you.
I think I'm just if.
Angelica, I really appreciate that call.
I hope you have an awesome day.
Thank you, too.
All right, see you later.
Let's go to the news.
Bobby's B.
Guests are shocked by a $50 charge just for opening the mini fridge at a hotel.
Oh, just to look in there?
Whoa.
I think it's to open it and put your own stuff in it.
Well, yes, for personal storage, but they're not taking anything out.
So if you open it, how do they know if you put stuff in it?
But I need to open it because the weight, they weigh it.
It has a scale or something.
But only some of them.
Or a sensor.
Yeah, but I thought that was just the thing on the counter.
No, that's if they pull it off, I thought.
Anyway, that's stupid.
I'm just going to tell you right now that's stupid.
I would not stand for it.
I would go full 1980s rock star.
Craig all the TVs, kick out the windows, burn the curtains.
That's some bull crap right there.
Next up, a woman throws a gender reveal for her boyfriend forgets he's colorblind.
Oh.
So he's like, what was it?
That's some serious colorblindness because I'm colorblind.
Once a color hits a certain shade of darkness, it all looks the same to me.
It all looks black.
But to not be able to see blue and pink, that's some, I feel really bad.
for him. We played golf with a guy who said he just sees brown. Well, he sees brown like I see black.
Once it gets to a certain, yes, we did. And once it gets to a certain shade, everything looks brown.
Once it gets to a certain shade, for me, everything looks black. Meaning, if you take blue and you put it on
the spectrum from light blue to the darkest blue you can be, somewhere about 5.5 in the darkness,
it starts to look black to me. So every car that's a dark, looks black. And that's where I struggle.
red though ironically I can see way darker which is why it is my favorite color I can see more of it
and probably too because Arkansas is red and my high school was red but I really can see red as it gets darker more than it can in any other color so you don't know what navy blue looks like
you know kind of but probably not to the level that you do man I just realized how sad that is for people that can't see color in the world
just right now when you said you guys played with someone that only sees brown so everyone so
everything is just...
No, no, you're missing the point.
Anything that gets to a certain darkness in the spectrum,
the same way mine's black is brown.
Like, he can see bright green.
He can see anything up to like five, six,
and then it turns, at all looks brown.
But you can't tell the difference between blues and blacks.
Like you said, they all look black.
Once there are a certain darkness, they're all in black.
So when you go to a nightclub, everything's just dark.
You haven't seen it?
A nightclub since I was like 24.
I know.
But still...
What do you mean?
What is a nightclub?
Everything's just dark.
Well, that's no light.
That's a difference in it.
shade of a color.
I see dark when I'm in a nightclub.
Eddie's like, so at nighttime,
you can't see the sun?
Well, no, Eddie, I can't.
But yeah, this guy,
I felt terrible for him.
He couldn't tell the difference
because the pink and the blue.
And he was like, boom, there it is.
Oh.
What is it?
Tell me.
Yeah, that stinks.
I can't wait to watch this show.
The Last of Us, I was talking about it.
I think on the post show yesterday.
It's a massive hit for HBO.
After just one episode, HBO is the last of us.
is already looking like a massive hit.
Drew 5 million viewers.
The second biggest premiere since 2010.
The only show to beat it was last year's House of Dragon,
which drew 10 million viewers.
That's from Deadline.
I never played the video game The Last of Us,
but I love an apocalypse or time travel.
Boy, if they do them both.
Shwing!
So the last of us, though, is apocalypse,
and he's trying to get this girl
across the country, apparently,
because for some reason,
I don't know if she was bit,
whatever zombies do,
but she didn't turn into a zombie,
and she must have what's supposed to.
to cure. And I may be getting this a little bit wrong.
I just watch the preview. I'm into it.
That's my kind of show because I think I'd be great
if the world was ending.
So it's releasing one episode a week.
Yeah. That's how most shows are now. I ain't into
it. I understand why they do it
because I'll binge a show and then I'll forget about it.
Like almost three days later.
Or if it comes out every week, you keep talking about it.
More people hear about it. It spreads it better.
I saw a picture of the cast of
Steve Martin, Martin Short.
Yeah.
Only Mers.
Season 3.
Rudd, that's a good chance to go.
Oh, that show got so, season
two was like, come on.
It's still good. It's still good, though. It was okay, but the
no, don't be a hater. Don't be a hater because season one was so good that you...
But that's the problem. When you do something so good season one, you expect season
two to be just as good and it's like, okay, it just got so hokey season two.
But the whole show's hokey. It's about podcasters solving a murder.
I mean, lunchbox is never hokey.
With Martin Short, who's like, hokey.
The whole thing's hokey. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you're
easy and fun.
And it would be great for kids, too, except the occasional
left work. I know.
A New York man who broke into a school
to shelter more than 20 people from
a deadly blizzard is awarded Super Bowl
tickets by the Buffalo Bills. Let's go.
Wait. That's cool.
They may not be there, but they're going to give them Super Bowl tickets.
That's okay. The team can give them.
Yeah. That's cool.
Well, somebody can even just buy tickets. That's true.
And you know what? They're not saying the Cowboys won't make it.
That's your team.
I got a little offended, but okay.
from CNN.
When promising diamonds...
Oh, here we go.
Proposing is mostly about promising someone your love
and with something that is eternal
and diamonds are considered to be eternal.
Yes.
Right?
Now they're saying, for the most part,
people don't have to have a diamond.
And I say, we ain't talking to people that I know.
Meaning most people still consider the diamond
if you propose, that's what it is.
If you were to propose with like a pearl
or an amethyst, I get it if that's an old grandma thing.
But still, I think...
Or just a band.
We're all conditioned that diamonds mean engagement.
And it's not even how big the diamond is or how much it costs.
So when they go, most people are okay with it.
I don't believe that most people are okay until they have to have like an internal conversation about it.
Because you're right.
It's the love.
It's the meaning of it.
But we are conditioned to go diamond equals engagement.
It would be like people on Valentine's Day, you know what women, they don't really care about flowers so much.
All they want is a steak.
Well, they probably would like a steak at some point too.
But it's really about that we've been taught this is what Valentine's Day means.
mean love and you can recondition it.
But I think you've got to get a diamond.
Gosh, a pearl would be nice, though, a lot cheaper.
Absonant would be good, too.
Abstinence, yeah.
What? That would be bad.
That's what he called it.
In abstinence, yeah.
I still think if you're going for it, get the diamond,
unless she just hates or doesn't want a diamond,
and then you'll have to.
That's rare.
Could be case by case.
That's my point.
Very rare.
In condition that diamonds are that.
Probably by the jewelry companies, for being honest.
An innocent Philly Ph.D. student spent six days in
after this warrant mess up that ID'd her as a Texas shoplifter, even though she'd never been to Texas.
Oh my gosh.
They grabbed her, put her in jail.
She spent almost a week in prison.
It was not her. It was not her.
That is crazy to me.
How can they not, like, they can track the Idaho murderer's phone in an instant and check the towers he's been around.
She's been in jail for six days.
You can't just dial into whatever tower it is and go, like, let me see if you've been down there.
Oh, no, you haven't been anywhere near the Walmart in Texas.
Valid.
Such a good point.
So, oh, I'd be so upset if I were her.
Yeah, are you suing?
It's traumatic.
It's easy for me to go, yes.
I've never sued anybody ever.
Me either.
But it's easy to go, I'd sue.
I haven't either.
I'm just curious.
What is suable?
Anything.
Everything's suable, Amy.
And they have no idea.
That's why they yelled anything and everything, but I don't know.
I'm sure something is.
There had to be some steps there.
Or hopefully she won't have to sue because maybe they're just like, oh, man, we need to make this up to you.
Here's Super Bowl tickets.
Here you go.
Police identify.
The bills,
covers their full tickets.
That's good.
Call back, Eddie.
Thank you, man.
Police identify the suspect
is a woman named Julia Hudson.
Surveillance photo.
The suspect looks similar
in social media images
of the PhD students
that is not Julia.
She was unaware
she'd been mistaken
for shoplifting,
but she found that she was being
denied jobs
or opportunity
that she should be getting
because of her criminal record.
Oh.
And so she went to the police station
and was like,
hey, what's happening in here?
I don't have a criminal record.
Arrested her.
That's terrible.
Put her in jail.
Well, yeah, because they show up.
It says warrant.
That's crazy.
I'd sue the crap out of everybody.
Except I don't know how to do that, but that would be awesome.
But, man, being in jail for over six hours, you think you're probably going to be there forever.
And how many times do you tell them?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't a full shabby song.
It was a lot.
It wasn't even shoplifting.
It wasn't me.
I'd be doing it all.
A woman in China started doing these fire facials and now women everywhere are starting to
to do them. Tell me more. No, you can't. Oh. You can't. I just want to know. And you went to the mall once.
I didn't plan on doing this. I know. I know. Let me finish the story. It's a therapist are using
open flames because of where this started and now it's happening all over the world to regenerate cells for
a youthful appearance. A tallus soaked in alcohol applied to the face and sat on fire. The flames are put out
when they become too hot and unbearable. This procedure is said to treat wrinkles and sagging and
also burn fat. Oh, okay. That's from Vogue. But people are now, even in the States,
doing it. That's from Vogue?
Mm-hmm. Oh.
I started in China with a woman.
But here's the thing what Amy did. She went to the mall once and there was somebody
worked into the kiosk and the guy was like or the girl was like,
hey, come here, we're going to do a peel.
And Amy's like, how much? Free.
And so she does this peel and it's a chemical peel.
And it burns her face so bad.
She came into work the next day.
You're talking like this all day.
Because her face hurts so bad.
So there's different strengths and normally the higher the strength, the more
you pay. So I said,
okay, this is free. Like, give me the
highest thing.
You got it.
It looked like a fire.
It did.
Bobby was so mad at me because, well, I couldn't really talk.
If I laughed or anything, my mouth would crack and bleed.
Most of that was mad for her to make that mistake about her own face.
She was in such pain.
I was like, Amy, how can you do that to yourself?
It would be like a player doing something to injure themselves and showing up to play.
And the coach is like, what the heck, you can't even work right now.
Why were you racing motorcycles and we got a Super Bowl play tomorrow?
Yeah.
So that's, I mean, I will never forget that.
Like four days.
You come into a war, grocery disorder.
I mean, Amy, you really did look.
It looked like she was burnt in her face.
Like you were in a fire.
Guys, it did burn my face.
I know.
Well, that's why you don't do that at them all a kiosk.
All right, that's the news.
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I'm on Instagram.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Instagram is where Abby reached out to her dream.
dream lover?
Dream lover. Okay. That's a little. You met this guy in the back of an Uber. You were doing
an Uber share from the airport. You kind of hit it off. It was New Year's Eve. You saw him invite
you to something on New Year's Eve. For some reason, the invitation didn't come through.
You wanted to get back in touch with him. You came on the air, told the story. A listener
found him. And then you sent him a message. You sent him a message. That's true.
But I sent the message as you. Uh-huh. And what's happened since this misconnection?
You know, I got to say, I don't think I'm ever going to hear from him.
It still says sent last week, so.
And I'm pretty sure he read it.
At this point, he's probably gone into his DMs and seen it.
Dang.
Because he's, it's not like he has 10 million followers, right?
Right.
Because sometimes I don't see mine.
They're just, you know, I get a lot of cool message from listeners.
I can't always get to all of them.
But him, I think, I know.
I know.
I just don't want to say that.
He doesn't know how to.
check his DMs, but he's 20.
Or maybe he doesn't use
Instagram that often because
wasn't he like a bluegrass player?
Yeah. Maybe he's just not on social media. He's like
free. It lives with the land. Yeah.
Guys, just be honest with him. I know. I did it first.
I feel like he's not going to respond. Yeah, he doesn't
want to do anything with you. Like he
fake invited you and he was like, oh my gosh,
you tracked me down. I don't want to be that rude because I think
you're an awesome person and there's no need to be harsh with that language.
Right. I think this one just probably isn't going to
work out. I don't either. It's
fine. I mean, you think.
I got the letter you wrote, Bobby, it was a letter.
It was a poem. I have it right here.
Do you think I ruined it, Abby?
I think that's actually a possibility.
It was very long.
Let me say this to the listeners.
We played a game.
We spun, I won.
So I got to write the note to him as Abby, and I wrote this as a poem.
Hope this finds you well on this wonderful day.
I've been nervous to send what I'm about to say.
In the back of an Uber, that night our two paths were caught.
Could it be more?
Well, it could.
Maybe, maybe not.
I should start and tell you a little about me.
Natively, Akansan from Wichita, my name's Abby.
Since our chance encounter, you've remained the top of my mind.
A quality I'm looking for is someone who is kind.
So if you're single and you're up for the chance,
maybe we'll finally get in that first dance.
consider this Instagram
Sadie Hawkins
Are you familiar with that?
It's where the girl asked the guys out
So hit me right back
Signed Abby
Okay maybe it was a little too much
Okay
Don't make me cringe
If I got that in my DMs
I would whoa
If you made Abby cringe
And you are doing something wrong
Because she
Okay
Then I think you should send him
Another one
Be like hey I didn't write that
My friend did
I'm sorry
That was too much
Yeah
Yes absolutely
Yeah what do you have to lose
What do you have to lose
I got nothing to lose
Yeah, I would just say, send him a message.
You go, hey, that poem, I didn't even write that.
Sorry, I'm on this radio show.
And one of the guys did, he thought it was hilarious.
So sorry about that.
I didn't even see.
This was sent.
That's what I would do.
Okay.
I'll try that.
And if he doesn't respond to that, then he's not interested.
Then find out where he lives.
We'll try it down.
Go to his house and just show up.
Find out when his next gig is, be like, you haven't responded to me on Instagram.
And then wear a T-shirt says, I'm her.
And get me up in the front.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll do the DM.
Okay.
Do that.
We'll check in in a couple days, okay?
Sounds good.
Yeah, that was pretty intense.
I wrote that in like three minutes,
so I didn't think about how intense that was.
I was just trying to rhyme.
It was actually pretty good.
I appreciate that.
Yeah.
Maybe, hey, has that been moved on to someone else?
Has she met anybody?
Maybe that's why she's like, oh, that's okay.
Abigail?
I got nothing.
No, no dates or anything.
Not saying anything.
Well, thank you.
Not saying anything.
She's already in love again.
There we go.
No.
Oh.
What?
No.
not saying anything?
I'm just not going to say because
that's a different answer than no.
Oh, well, you try to get details out of me, so I'm just not.
I don't, I don't push you for anything uncomfortable.
Do I? Hold on. Hold on.
Abbey, do I tell you off the air, don't say anything you don't want to say?
Yeah. But I get pressured very easy.
So that's why she feels like she just has to say, I'm backing away from the mic.
But you can just say no.
That's the move to say no, even if there is something.
Abby, is there something?
She doesn't want to lie.
Abby.
Yeah, I'm not a good liar, but.
Blink twice if there's something.
What?
She's blank like 20 times.
I don't know what's happening here.
There's lots of things.
Lobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes us from Hartley, Texas.
Two guys were in a truck, drive in when all of a sudden they think they're being followed.
And they call 911.
There's someone following us.
They won't leave us alone.
They're tailing us.
What are we doing?
They're like, hey, just meet a cop up here at the gas station.
We'll have them waiting for you so they can't do anything to you.
So they're driving and they just get too paranoid.
They parked the truck in the middle of the highway.
Run to the officer.
The officer's like, they're acting weird.
Searches the truck, 129 pounds of marijuana.
They do say that stuff makes you paranoid.
I wonder if they were on it while they were driving it.
No, they weren't on marijuana.
They were on the meth.
Other stuff?
Yeah.
Harder meth, yeah.
Dang.
They just parked in the highway?
Parked in the highway.
Ray Mundo said that he saw somebody taking class pictures in the middle of the road the other day.
Was that you that said that?
Yes.
I've never seen this one before.
They're in the turning lane on Broadway,
and they were doing senior pictures or something like that.
With cars, boom, boom, boom, on both sides.
Hey, you got to get that shot.
That's a cool shot, but it just takes one person to make one small mistake.
And then we talk about it, like, why would you do this?
It's like somebody taking a selfie with a moose.
But nobody was hurt.
No, I was going to make a left, but I was like, I guess I'm going straight then.
I can't get in that lane.
It feels dangerous.
Lunchbox, thank you.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
This is Jenna from College Station, who left us a voice mail last night.
I'm calling on behalf of Amy.
Holy cow, it may be mid-January,
but I'm just now watching Holiday Harmony.
And the movie is a tid that corny.
However, Amy, holy moly,
if you aren't in the next season of Yellowstone,
then the biggest traps ever.
You're amazing as an actress.
You need to do it.
You need to pursue it, all the things.
Come on.
Okay.
Wow.
to the Oscar.
What support.
Thank you.
Wow.
I heard.
I don't know who it was.
Somebody walked in on you and you were practicing your lines or something.
Well, we worked a little later yesterday than I thought and I had an acting lesson scheduled.
Why don't you tell me?
I have an acting lesson scheduled because I will try to get you out of here.
Because this is priority.
I hear you?
But if you let me know, I can definitely try to.
It's fine.
So I just hit her up and said, hey, can we do Zoom today?
I actually have never done it on Zoom with her before.
So I kind of felt like.
You make fun of me for being on Zoom, but you can do it on Zoom is all okay.
I didn't have a choice.
So I'm there on Zoom with her, and she's having me go over.
We're doing a one-act play.
And I am my character.
And Eddie opens the door.
And I felt so awkward because I felt like he was walking in on me doing something.
I still feel very vulnerable in my acting.
And I felt like he walked in on me.
What was more vulnerable?
If Eddie were to come in there watching you do that or on the 12,
toilet.
Oh, probably the same, huh?
Okay, fine, toilet.
But it was, I was like, oh, I didn't know if you would know what I was doing or if you
thought I was just sitting there at your desk, like, saying lines to myself.
What did you think?
Well, you know, I didn't think anything of it, but now that I know that, I did walk
off being like, she's a little dramatic.
What am she talking about?
So, yeah.
Maybe she was in there doing commercials for the show, though.
Yeah.
Because my office has a microphone.
I just wasn't in front of the microphone.
And you know, like, when you do get caught, like, say someone opens the stall and you're
in there.
like, oh, that was her face.
Like, oh.
And you were practicing for a one-act play?
Is this something you're going to do?
No, but that's what she wanted.
She felt like the character in was very with my vibe,
and she thought I would do the character well,
and it's one of her favorites.
So she was the guy, I was the girl,
and it's just a one-act play is an easy way
to get through a whole thing
and feel a lot of different emotions
and tap into what they're experiencing.
When are you going to move on this?
Good question.
not yet
but it's only January
mid-January
whatever today is
right you're gonna move to Hollywood
no okay
there we have it no I plan on me
write it down committed she's committed
no contract I did have a dream the other night
though that I love a good dream
oh no dream
but I think it's because I looked at my vision board
before I went to sleep and I don't remember
the full dream but I do know that the director
and the writer for the last movie for Holiday Harmony
they booked me for another movie
and they said
In the dream or real life?
In the dream.
And then I had to come to you and say, hey, they're filming in Nashville, but I don't really
know the schedule, but they're going to work around everything.
I don't want to hear the whole dream.
You have the best.
It's a dream.
We have a kind of a rule here, no talking about dreams.
Well, I had a dream the other night that crocodile was chasing me.
I know, and I was on a purple dinosaur eating Chapulte.
Oh, that's the end of the dream, by the way.
Here's my deal.
If you're thinking about it a lot and you want to pursue it, go do it.
Don't sit around here.
Get off your hands.
Go do it.
Sit around here.
I'm not sitting around.
here. No, I'm saying, don't sit around
here. If you want to go do it, you have to go do it.
You have to take a risk and go do it.
You mean leave here? If you want, go.
No, I'm not, no, that can't happen.
How do I support myself?
By acting. Yeah, I met the big movie.
Yeah. Hey, back in the day,
what would happen is they would go over
in boats, maybe the Aztecs
or the Vikings, who knows? And they
would go over in these big boats, and
once they landed, and they would
start fighting, they would burn the boat, so there was
no way out. They were like, we're here now, we can't leave, let's go to war.
Sounds pretty dumb. Yeah, that sounds really stupid. Well, no, it was so they would never
quit and go back. They didn't have a plan to be. Yeah, but if you're about to get defeated,
I can get on the boat. That's the point. There is no defeat. If you get defeated, there's no
boat. So there's no defeat. So you fight to fight. If you decide that's what you want to do,
I encourage you, go fight, go be a Viking or an Aztec or something. I'm confused on that part.
Yeah. And this is the boat, the show. The boat is, you burn this boat. You burn this
car. Okay. No. We have
kids to take care of.
They're the boat. Mounds to feed. Leave them behind.
No, I can pursue this on the
side.
You ever heard the term burn the boat?
No. Which means
it doesn't really allow you to
retreat. That's what it is. Okay. It's like no plan B.
I love sometimes the stuff that's
in your brain. Yeah, I just wish I knew
if it were the Aztecs or the Vikings or who that was
because that part
has eluded my mind right now.
Okay, we got to go.
Everybody.
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