The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Eddie's Pants Question Problem + We Talk To Rising Country Artist Megan Moroney About Her New Song "Tennessee Orange" + Bobby Shares A Sad Update About Stanley The Bulldog

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

A guitar player came into the studio the other day and Eddie liked his jeans but didn't know how to ask where he got them from because he thought it was awkward. We discuss if we think it's awkward fo...r a guy to ask another guy where he got his clothes from and if Eddy ever found out where the jeans are from. Plus, Bobby discovered a new song from Megan Moroney called "Tennessee Orange" that he liked so much; he interviewed her to hear all about the backstory of the song, how her Georgia Bulldog Alum feel about it and the reaction she got from her parents when they first heard it. Bobby shares a sad update about his dog, Stanley The Bulldog, and the dilemma he now faces.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:12 And when the Cowboys win that week, here he is, our video producer, Eddie, what up, Eddie? Guys, I don't know if I'm proud of this, but I'm getting pretty good at being a doctor. But you're not a doctor? I know, I know. But the other day, I have four boys, and they're always hurting themselves. The other day, I got hurt screaming in the living room. Dad, Dad, there's blood everywhere. One of my kids hit the corner of the coffee table, gash on his head.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Like, no problem. He comes over, Dad, help me. Boom. A little antiseptic, neosporin. A little glue there. butterfly thing and he was like ready to go. I looked at it the other day yesterday and it looks great. That thing's
Starting point is 00:03:46 not going to scar. I don't think that's being a doctor. I think it's being a dad. Well, I guess I have experience under my belt. Up next, the only guy I know that runs and goes on long runs, but listens to no music, he just wants to hear the sounds of life. That's psycho killer stuff right there. All right, lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:04:02 What up, buddy? Well, the other day I found out that I've been rejected by Amy's sister show building roots, so I'm coming to Bobby. Hey, you got any connections over at Survivor? there's a new season on and it makes me realize I really need to be on Survivor and so I know you know the TV people like you know anyone over there at the Survivor camp
Starting point is 00:04:17 like Jeff Proaps But if you did that show you'd be gone for four or five months Would you leave this show forever to do that show? Yeah Forever? Forever? I would win a million dollars
Starting point is 00:04:30 If you won You would leave if you got on Survivor. You would quit this job Yes, for a million dollars He gets an offer today I mean, you see me out in the wilderness with Jeff Probst? I don't think you're as good as you think you are at that stuff until you actually get in. I don't think there's a way to know until you're actually doing it.
Starting point is 00:04:49 I don't think you went snake in the grass if I took and you guys played. What? I don't think you're as strategic as you think you are. I think Amazing Race is more his wheelhouse. I think he just watches a lot of these shows and thinks he's good. Listen, I watch a lot of people play quarterback. I'll be honest with you. I think I can call Audowles.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I'll tell you if I got up there, it would be a little different. All right. Next up, she constantly doodles. in the show. If you look at her page, it had a couple things on it for the show, but it's covered in art. It's like hieroglyphics all morning long. Here she is. Amy. Go ahead. Well, I've only been a mom for about four and a half years, but I already have a child that is prepping for college. And it's kind of crazy. And I'm super proud of her. My daughter is a freshman. And a week ago, she came home from school and said, hey, I'm going to start helping the nurse out after school every
Starting point is 00:05:32 day for my college resume. And I thought, oh, this is amazing. Because I didn't start worrying about my college resume until I was a senior in high school and it was too late. I was going to say Talaba's like a sophomore in college and it was like I needed to transfer out. All right, go Ray. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he still loves the hogs and occasionally he sees ghost dogs. Bob Bones. Yes, thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Thank you. I have some sad news to report. My Bulldog Stanley has a torn ACL all the way torn. Ripped right in half. Oh. Is he playing football? What is happening? We don't know how it happened. He was limping. I talked about that maybe a couple weeks ago. He has a fully torn, according to the X-ray. A.C. like his knee, and it's gone, and the other one is partially torn.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Wow. And so they say, hey, he's got to have surgery at some point, and it's a two-month deal where after he has surgery, he has to be on a leash for two months. Can't run, can't do it. Two months. It has to either be in a crate or in a small room all the time unless he's out with us on a leash. And that is not his style. I got news for you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:28 That is not his style. But bad news, torn ACL. We're going to have to figure out when he's going to have surgery. That's Stanley's next book. Stanley goes to surgery? Stanley at the doctor Wow So yeah
Starting point is 00:06:42 It's a bummer for sure It's time to open up the mailbag You send an email and we read it all the air It's something we call Bobby's mailbag Yeah Hello Bobby Bones I'm needing advice about friendship I'm 31, two kids and a husband
Starting point is 00:06:59 I have a group of friends who all have children But none are married When we all decide to hang out or plan something It has to involve alcohol not just a girl's night with wine and cheese, but like shots, people getting drunk. I normally make up excuses about not being able to go, and they get upset, they call me lame, and they try to make me feel bad about not going. Over the past few months, I've been thinking, and I decided that I don't really want to be their friend anymore.
Starting point is 00:07:23 We're just at different points in our lives. How do I go about this? Delete my Instagram? Delete my Snapchat? Send an anonymous email, ghost them? Please help. Oh, and I work with all of them, but we don't see each other every day at work. anonymous mom who don't have time for that.
Starting point is 00:07:39 This is pretty easy one. If you just say no enough times, you stop getting invited. That's true. So just keep saying no. You don't have to delete stuff. Because then you're deleting things that you like. You're cutting out things that you like to kind of rid yourself of this toxic relationship that you don't like. You shouldn't have to do that.
Starting point is 00:07:58 So don't delete yourself. I wouldn't ghost them because you'll still see them at work. That'll be weird. And if you don't want to go with them, just keep saying, no, you don't want to go. And eventually they just won't ask you anymore. Trust me, from someone who goes nowhere and doesn't get invited anywhere anymore. I knew that was kind of. No, but I have set that up in many ways, too, by just saying no over and over.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I do want to be invited to things. Well, me too. I said no to golf, what, three times, and now I'm uninvited. Yeah, I'm playing four years. There you go. I've played all four years. But that's an easy one. You don't have to sit them down and go, hey, let's have a mature talk.
Starting point is 00:08:27 I don't want to be your friend anymore. A friendship is not a contract, and you shouldn't ghost them because you never know when you might need them as friendly. acquaintances. You can still keep them like that at work. Because if you go, it's going to be weird at work, too. So just keep saying no, don't worry about going. If they call you lame, that's okay. Eventually, you will rid the toxicity from your life. Amy? Yeah, I mean, you've evolved and that's okay. And friendships, it'll dissolve on its own, or maybe some of them start to come over to your side eventually and you'll have, just keep them around as friends because they may evolve as well. And I'm sure you
Starting point is 00:08:59 enjoyed them for something at some point, just the drinking and all that is just not your vibe right now. we have friends like that we just hang out with them in the daytime exactly yeah we have friends that are awesome and when they go hard they go really hard we don't like to hang out with them and they go really hard because we don't go and I can tell you from a life of not drinking
Starting point is 00:09:18 when you're with someone who's drunk it's annoying because they're so drunk and you're just like all right I don't even understand what's happening I wish I was like that but I've never been drunk so it'll be fine you'll be fine no need to delete anything of your own all right that's the mailbag close it up we've got your email and we We've rented on the air
Starting point is 00:09:35 Now it's about to close Bobby's Melkack Yeah I'll read you a philosophical quote about life You tell me if it came from a country artist Or a famous philosopher Pretty easy, right? Yeah, I should be
Starting point is 00:09:51 For example, I thank God for my failures Maybe not at the time, but after some reflection I never feel like a failure Just because something I have tried has failed Philosopher or country star That's easy That's country star Actually
Starting point is 00:10:07 It's Dolly Parton Yeah So we're gonna put Blaine on Hey Blaine You're up here on the show With all of us Hope you're having a good morning Blaine And you can pick one of these show members
Starting point is 00:10:21 And if they go Four or five You actually win the prize yourself Who would you like to team with Amy lunchbox or Eddie? I'm gonna go with Eddie this morning Eddie you get on Boom, come on.
Starting point is 00:10:33 You're going to play. You got to go four or five. Are you ready? I'm ready. Number one, to succeed in life, you need three things. A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. Yeah, I don't see a country singer doing that one. Let's go with, what is it, a philosopher?
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah, let's go with that. The answer is either country singer or philosopher. To succeed in life, you need three things. A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. The person who said it was Reba McIntyre. No! No! I mean, she's kind of a philosopher.
Starting point is 00:11:06 No, no, no, no. If you miss another one, you're out. I won a good start. I mean, we're just going to get that one out of the way. Next up. Be kind. For everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. 100% philosopher.
Starting point is 00:11:21 That is actually Plato. Yeah. There you go. We're back, Blaine. Next up, the greatest conflicts are not between two people, but between one person and himself. Say it again, please. The greatest conflict.
Starting point is 00:11:34 are not between two people, but between one person and himself. That's deep. That's a philosopher. That's actually Garth. Wow. Gee. Because I got friends. It's too. Garth said that.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Where? When? And his writing, scrolls on the scrolls. Dang, Blaine. Okay, Blaine. Okay, Blaine. Eddie stinks at the game. Would you like to have Amy or lunchbox? You can do one more round.
Starting point is 00:11:59 All right. I'll go with lunchbox. Yeah. Lunchbox. You got to go four or five. That's fine. We cannot direct the wind But we can adjust the sails
Starting point is 00:12:10 Socrates Well you know you don't guess Oh, okay Playwright No Philosopher Playwright What are you talking about
Starting point is 00:12:20 The answer is Dolly Park So easy right What is Dolly doing out in the sale It's not literal She means I figured she was on land It doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:12:33 Lunchbox Knowing Yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. Philosopher. That is Aristotle. Yeah. Every heart sings a song incomplete until another heart
Starting point is 00:12:48 whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet. Singer. Plato. Wow, y'all are both really bad at this. Okay, Amy. Failed, failed, failed.
Starting point is 00:13:06 It's okay, he didn't pick me. Hey, Blaine. What in the world? I'm going to give Amy. three. Do you think Amy will get two of three or do you think she'll get only less than two? You can pick Amy wins or Amy loses? What do you think? I'm going to put my confidence in her. I'm going to go two or three.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Well, you can't really go full confidence in Amy now. You picked her last, but you can go remaining confidence in her. Well, when she's the only one, he has confidence. Yeah, yeah. Two of three, Amy. You got to get two or three. Success is having to worry about everything in the world except money. success is having to worry about everything in the world except money. Okay. Country singer. That is Johnny Cash.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I fell into a burning ring. What's it called when like people aren't really a fan and they're hangar-honers? What's that called? It's not a same. Bandwagoners? I don't know. I just feel like that's him to me, the caller. It's not really a fan.
Starting point is 00:14:05 You're really thinking about that, aren't you? Yeah, I think about the game. Yeah, focus on the game. Yeah, yeah. No man's knowledge can go beyond his experience. Okay. Philosopher or country star? Philosopher.
Starting point is 00:14:21 No man's knowledge can go beyond his experience. Philosopher. The answer is John Locke, philosopher. Dang. So she wins? Let's give her another one. She's two for two. No matter what happens in life, be good to people.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind. Because I believe most people are good. That's country singer. That's country singer Taylor Swift. Let's go. Wow. You know what I'm talking about, though? like when you're not a fan of like the football team
Starting point is 00:14:49 but then all of a sudden they start winning. Pick it E&Mackner. That's what it's called. You got three. You want another one though? Just to prove you really good. Life is not the breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Dang. I like that. That's deep. That's a toss up. Can I hear it one more time? Life is not the breaths you take but the moments that take your breath away.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Wow. Philosopher. Correct. My Angelou. Dang. She's four for four. She's four for four. Let's go and say if you can run it.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time. And keep it at that pace. If you can be happy right now, then you'll always be happy because it's always in the now. Oh, in the now. That sounds like Eckart Tolle. Excuse me? Philosopher. Now you're being in Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:15:39 It's Willie Nelson. When you guys try to like... I thought you know more than you do. Eckertole. Lunchbox is like Plato. I don't even know for sure how to say his name. But he is all about the now. I bet Willie read his book
Starting point is 00:15:50 Four out of five It's like on Jeopardy People try to give too much Yeah Blaine you win Nice job Amy wins you win Awesome Yeah we're gonna hook you up with a sonic gift card
Starting point is 00:16:04 And Scoobyo do we send those from here Yes we do it's a $50 Sonic gift card Okay can I also send him like a One of these stuffed Treasure trolls What are these things?
Starting point is 00:16:14 Thai Beanie Baby Meanie Baby Yeah whatever they are I'll pick one out I got two bags back here. And it seemed, they're like gremlins. I go home and overnight they multiply. The bag gets heavier.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Somebody fed him after mid-lid. Oh, my gosh. Okay, we're going to send you, Blaine, a son a gift card and a signed Beanie Baby, if that's what you'd like. Awesome. Yeah, happy to take one off your hand. All right, buddy. Thank you for playing. Amy says you win, but you still suck.
Starting point is 00:16:39 No, no, no. You said that. No, you don't. Yeah, a wise person once said. Bye, Blaine. All right, Blaine. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Make something good Last year Joe Miller was a high school junior Not feeling too well Goes to the doctor and they say Man, you got a rare form of liver cancer You're going to miss the entire school year Got to have a liver transplant
Starting point is 00:17:02 He does all that so he's on the recovery road Well a family friend found out He's a huge University of Michigan fan Got him tickets to a Michigan football game Three rows behind the bench And he got to meet the star quarterback His idol J.J. McCarthy Oh, that's cool
Starting point is 00:17:16 Man, how do you set that out? I want to meet my idol. No kidding. Hey, Joe Jefferson. We can do that, Buzz. I started figuring out how I can fake a, making, yeah. No, I did that one time when I was younger. I wanted to fake that I had cancer.
Starting point is 00:17:30 To be on Oprah, right? To be on Oprah. To meet Tina Turner. I wasn't going to bring that up. No, no, because Tina Turner and Oprah were really good friends and Oprah always made dreams come true. I was making a joke, by the way, to all our listeners. I would never fake it. But Lunchbox is being dead serious.
Starting point is 00:17:45 No, no, dead serious. You read a letter, right? I told my mom, mom, I got to write a letter and send it to Oprah and tell her I have cancer so I can meet Tina Turner. And my mom looks at me and she goes, you don't think Oprah would investigate and like look at your medical records? And I was like, oh, she wouldn't. She goes, yeah, so we can't send that letter. I love that his mom was more about you're going to get busted, not like, you think this is the right thing to do. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:08 We can't get away with that. How old were you? I was probably 14. 14. That's too old. I was thinking nine. Yeah, so was I. I like the first story you told here
Starting point is 00:18:20 I was 18 Good deal University of Michigan shout out That's what it's all about That was tell me something good School is warning students Not to do the one chip challenge We did that on this show
Starting point is 00:18:35 Sometimes these trends come out They're like never do this You might die And we're like well we did that six months ago Which were bigger idiots And 16 year olds apparently But so this Pocky One Chip challenge It's a chip they say
Starting point is 00:18:46 into you. It's with the hottest peppers in the world and it's in a box and you just eat the chip and you die, basically. You did the chip? Yeah, pretty much. You just die. You need a yogurt, need to put it in my mouth. Ah, ah, ah, because you guys thought it was so funny. That thing, oh, whoo-hoo. Symptoms from doing the challenge. Abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, all of which can last for 24 hours. That's from WSRA News 12. What happened to you? I was not feeling well for about seven hours. I mean, I went home and curled up on the couch and had some sweats. Stomach didn't feel right, but I eventually got over it and I did not die. You persevered. It's basically a Disney movie how you got back to the show. Amy had the one shot challenge. Oh, God, that was scary. I thought for a second we were going to be,
Starting point is 00:19:24 I thought we were going to cancel ourselves. I got so concerned on the air because Amy starts going, oh, listen, I threw it back. Like, I thought this is going to be hot, but I took that shot. I felt like a champ. And then once it hit, it was brutal. And that's the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life, ever. I thought she might die. For a split second, I thought she might die. I mean, Bobby looked at us and goes, help her. I was laughing, but it got so serious. I said, help her. I think, and I was saying, help me. Help me. No, you couldn't talk, I don't think. I didn't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I didn't know what to do. I wonder if you had the hiccups and you took that shot or you ate that chip, it would help. Oh, my God. Just to throw it back up? No, just to, because the hiccups, it's like scaring. To get rid of the hiccups, you almost have to, like, reset your body in a quick way. Oh, okay. Doesn't Abby have some sort of hiccup way? Oh my gosh, guys. I saw it. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Abby, she got the hiccups and she says, hold on, give me a second. She goes upside down, bends over. Her head is upside down. She gets her water bottle and drinks water upside down. Comes back up, throws her hair over. She's like, hiccups gone. And I was like, this is crazy. Where are the hiccups gone?
Starting point is 00:20:36 They were gone. And then after that, I was like, that's pretty amazing. But then I was like, I realized, this is probably why she's single. If she's ever done that on a date, guys out. For sure. Good call. Hey, Abby. Do you let people see you do your hiccup thing?
Starting point is 00:20:51 I did it in the airport in front of everyone. It was crazy, guys. I thought it's cool. Does it work? Yeah, it works. I think everybody should know how to do it. Who taught you that? Oh, man, I've known it for a long time.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I don't remember. It worked you every time. Yeah. You still single? Yes. How's that going, by the way? It's not going too great. Have you not any dates at all?
Starting point is 00:21:12 No. None. Not even a single date. Uh-uh. You can't give up. You can take a break. but you can't give up. They're going to break, a long break.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Nobody hitting you up in the DMs? Uh-uh. Adam Levine didn't hit you up? No, not yet. She's waiting. Let us know, okay? I will, yeah. They say if you want better service at a restaurant or even occasional free things at a restaurant,
Starting point is 00:21:33 if you dress up and you go eat, they treat you so much better because they think if you're dressed up, you're there for a reason, maybe a business dinner and you have the company card and you can tip more, or then you're rich. And they treat people who they think have money, they train them better, because they think they're going to get some of that money in the form of a really good tip. So they say dress up. If you wear a coat, a dress shirt, a woman wears a dress, waiters assume diners who are well dressed are rich and or dining on the company.
Starting point is 00:21:59 So that means a big tip for them. And by dressing up, you'll almost guarantee a visit from the manager thanking you for coming in and possibly giving you a little free dessert or something. Oh, wow. I love that. We went to dinner last night and I was dressed up because I'd just come from something. They gave us free cookies. I didn't even think about this until.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Wow. They brought us free cookies. They said, hey, would you like three free cookies? I said, well, I don't eat sugar. I didn't say that, but I don't eat sugar, but I didn't. But I think Caitlin ate two of them. And our other friend ate one. And I watched them, sadly.
Starting point is 00:22:27 All because you were dressed up? All because we were dressed up. I think, I didn't really, I thought. You don't know what I thought. I thought probably big fans of the show. But I don't think they were now. I think we were just dressed up and they thought it. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:22:38 They did that. I tipped them extra. But how weird are you going to look if you go dressed up to Chili's? Not weird. Business meeting. Me and my family. I'm in a suit. It's a business meeting.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Hey, the world revolving around money, man. There's a Jacksonville guy who claims $1 million. He bought a $50 scratch off. Two parts of the story are crazy. The fact that he won a million bucks, it's cool. Where do you get a $50 scratch off? I never see those. They're around, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Those are the ones you got to go for. Why? That's a lot of money to win money. That's what you always say. Philosopher. That's like $50 gone. I mean, scared money doesn't make money. That's another one.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I know. I've heard that. Well, that's what Eddie was doing in Vegas. I always. Oh, so scared. He took like 50 bucks to gamble with for three days. I took more than that, but man, I was scared. And so he was like, I don't want to bet. I don't know. I know those odds are good for me, but I'm only going to put down at $1.
Starting point is 00:23:25 And it's like, scared of money don't make money. Either don't waste your money. Don't bet at all if you only have a little bit or you have to bet. This is a different situation. I just justified. If I lost like $25, I'm like, okay, I can live with that. If I lost $100, $200 in a second, it ruins my trip. I'm done. Scared money don't make money. So you're not going to win money either. don't know. So don't gamble at all. Brian, you might not gamble.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I'm not saying you should gamble at all. I think if you don't have it, you should not gamble. I love gambling. Never. But this person won a million bucks on a scratch off. This is from Newsford,
Starting point is 00:23:57 Jacksonville. That would just be crazy to see that. I wouldn't believe the scratch. Or I would think it was one of the joke. Scratch off the lunchbox used to give us. Redeemed with your mama or something? It's like you want a million dollars. You're like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:24:07 And then you turn around and it's like, take this to your greasy grandma. She may give you a slap in a face. And valid only in your dreams. Yeah. That's a good gift idea, though, for someone. Yeah, the fake lottery ticket. No, no, not the fake one.
Starting point is 00:24:18 The $50 real lottery ticket. Because, like, you probably don't want to buy that yourself. But, like, if we gifted that to lunchbox, he would freak out. If you gave someone a lottery ticket and they won a million, two million, you would hate yourself for the rest of your life. Or you'd go, I gave you that. Are you not going to cut me a little bit? Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Even though they don't have to, but you'd still be like, I just gifted you that and you're not giving me any of it? If someone gifted it to you and you won, how much would you cut them in? Half. Half. That's generous. What? Eddie, if you brought me a lottery ticket. And you want $100, you'd give me $50.
Starting point is 00:24:49 No, but if I want a million, I would give you half of it. That's okay. It's a big difference. Big difference. If I won $20,000, I would give you half of it. You would give you $500,000 if you want a million? Taxes would knock it down to about $6.50. So I'd give you $300,000 of it.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Sure. Wow. I love you, man. Yeah, if you gifted me that and I won that much, I would go here, buddy. You'd need half of this. Okay, you're a rare breed. I don't think many people would do that, and I think it would ruin friendships. Like someone would give someone a lottery ticket
Starting point is 00:25:15 The person wins And that other person that gave it to them It's gonna be like And they no longer talk I think if I The winning starts at about 500 bucks When I'm gonna split it with you Up until then I'm just keeping it
Starting point is 00:25:25 Yeah It's just a nice gift I'm gonna remember this But about 500 bucks on Heck yeah man That was awesome thank you It's awesome dude You get this too
Starting point is 00:25:32 It's a gift away guys Okay And then I win Don't share it with anybody I'm just tricking you guys What you said A man accidentally Bys three tickets
Starting point is 00:25:39 For the same lottery drawing Winns three times he ended up winning a lottery jackpot of $150,000 after buying three tickets for the same pick five drawing. He hit the numbers. Five one, three, five nine, fifty grand each one. Wow. Times three, $150,000.
Starting point is 00:25:54 That's crazy. And then no Powerball winner on Monday night. So tonight, it's up to $300 million. $300 million. You guys want in? I'm good. But if we wanted it in, we could get in ourselves. You don't have like the magic pass to get it.
Starting point is 00:26:06 He acts like he's the only one who knows how to get in the lottery. He'll actually go do it. We can go to the gas station. You're going near my house if I really wanted in. But you would forget. I've just wasted so much money on the lottery. I know. But $20, I mean, get you 10 tickets.
Starting point is 00:26:20 I mean, Amy gives $20. That's $20. Oh, you got the purse. I get $20. That's 30 tickets. Eddie, we have to 40 tickets. Scuba. I mean, that's 50 tickets.
Starting point is 00:26:30 I mean, our odds go up that we're going to win. No, they don't. Bobby's explained this to you. Eddie, don't. I'd like you understand it. No, no. That's not better off. I'm okay not playing the lottery.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Are you still going to play? I'm playing. I have a 10. I'll give you. I mean, I have money, but I don't have a 20. Yeah. Well, you can give me ones. Once what?
Starting point is 00:26:54 20 ones. Why would he have one? Oh, you got 100? We'll do 100. He does. That's 50 tickets. But I'm not putting it in if you don't put it in. I'll put 100.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Listen, I'm going to spend it anyway, so let's go. Just me and you. Yeah. No, I want in. Oh, you want in 100? No. Then you're out. out. A hundred. How did it escalate?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Like quickly. It was like 20 bucks a second ago. It was not, I'm not escalating it. I don't know that I'm going to do it. Let me think about it. Let me think about it. Let me think about it. It's itching. I start scratching my own. Oh no. Oh no. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is. outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education
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Starting point is 00:31:55 And I love the show. Remember when you're a blackmail in the restaurant? No, I wouldn't call it blackmailing. I just said that if you don't give me. me a gift card. I'll report you to the city. Yeah, that's what it is. Did you get a gift card? I didn't go by there. I was out of town, so I need to swing by there and get it. I was out of town. Yeah, I went to Las Vegas. For two days. Yeah, but they told me to come by on Friday, and that would have been that Friday. If you go by, they may arrest you. That's blackmail.
Starting point is 00:32:22 But they would have thought I was coming on that Friday, so now the sting operation would be over. And they just had to give me the gift card. Unless they're listening now and they're restinging. All right, this is Landon from Tom. Tulsa, Oklahoma. I was just calling in regards to Kane Brown's new crossover music into hip-hop. He's got a song called Grand, is in like one grand of money. And I just wanted to know your guys' thoughts on the new song and how you think he would do as a hip-hop artist. A couple of things.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I don't think Kane Brown's hip-hop. I think that record's got some rock stuff. It's got some pop stuff. It's got some country stuff, mostly country stuff. But I love the song, Grand. We've played it on the show before. it. Ain't live grand.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Only ones are keep around me. And he's done some pop stuff before and some crossovers. So I love Kane Brown. It's a good dude. Makes good music and doesn't care about what other people think when it comes to his music.
Starting point is 00:33:15 So I always respect that because you know if you have that attitude, some people are just going to not like you for no reason other than you're not doing what I think well, it's really country. So I love it. Not really a hip-hop artist,
Starting point is 00:33:28 but that's definitely some sort of pop dance track. Wouldn't you guys agree with that? Yes. So good. Life grand. I'm a numna, num, num, na. Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 00:33:41 So if you're wondering why pumpkin spice lattes are so popular. Yeah, why? Well, it's because they give you the feelings of the season. And companies, they know that it's all psychological, and they factor this in to the reason why they only offer it a quarter of the year. They make more money. Some people are like, well, if you sold it year round, you'd probably make more money.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Nope. They know that if they only serve it in the fall time, everyone will rush there and start buying it like crazy, and they end up making more money. And if they sold it all year, it would just trickle. Right. So they say, our sudden punch, our quick punch, makes us more than a full year trickle. And the positive emotions that we get from a pumpkin spice latte as it reminds us of the benefits of the fall season. Also, pumpkin spice everything now? Oh, yeah. Everything.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah, went to the grocery store and picked up some stuff from Trader Joe's. pumpkin spice the other day. I was like, I'm going to pick up three or four things they have here. They have 7,000 things, even more than last year when I was pumpkin spice expert. I've declared myself that. Because I did a whole test of the things that tasted best pumpkin spice. It's like double what they had last year. You need to do a Trader Joe's Hall.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Well, we already do. I just don't put it on the Internet. And this is me at the end of a Trader Joe's Hall. It costs that much. All right, back to you guys. All right, what else? Well, we get a lot of calls from listeners sometimes being like, hey, I'm applying for this job. Hey, Bobby, what should I do?
Starting point is 00:35:03 And you always give them tips. Well, this one woman, she wanted to stand out in a sea of applicants for Nike, a job at Nike. So she printed her resume on a cake and had it delivered via Instacart on a day where she knew they were having a company party. And they might even need an extra cake. So it's like a double win. That's pretty good. In my first book, Bear Bones, I talked about when I would send resumes, what they call air checks and radio when I was a kid. And I sent a pizza over to a place.
Starting point is 00:35:31 and had an air check in it. Like, that would go viral today, I think. Yeah. Like, ordered a pizza, and I brought it to my, I sent it to my own house, and then I taped the air check in there and a little resume with a pizza and delivered it myself. They didn't know who I was. So I dropped off a pizza delivery person for the program director. He gets it.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Well, I got a pizza. Boom. There's a change. I did not get the job. Oh, man, they threw it away. But still, it's, I like that initiative. Probably won't get the job unless it goes viral like this did. So it'd be pretty cool if she's qualified.
Starting point is 00:36:00 What else? Chris Stapleton took guitar strings from his summer tour and has turned them into rings. That's really cool. It's really cool. Like if you're about to get married and you're like, what ring should I buy? No, not wedding ring. Why? This can be a wedding ring?
Starting point is 00:36:15 It's a cool ring. It's not really a wedding ring. I'm looking at it. It could be a wedding ring. And guess what? It goes to charity as well. All the money is going to outlaw state of kind, which is a nonprofit that Chris and his wife Morgan started to support things they love.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Yes, it could be a wedding ring. I'm saying they're not really made for a wedding. They're like cool rings. Have you seen them? Yeah, I'm looking at them. Yeah, they're just cool. But it would be a cool ring to have. I'm not a big jewelry guy.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh. We talked about on my podcast 25 whistles, we always do a warm-up question. It's like, what jewelry do you wear with all the guys? And we're not big jewelry wears. I'm a watch guy now. We're watches. But Eddie was like, did you ever have earrings as a kid? I was like, what, Eddie, who are you talking to?
Starting point is 00:36:55 Me? No. Yeah. Did anybody here ever wear an earring? I think Ray or Scuba Steve would be the only. Scooby, did you? I have both of my ears, still, and I've been thinking about reputting them back in.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Oh, do it. Let's not. Yeah. I'm not. I'm there. Ready to go. Yeah, you know, she said why not really hard, and my initial reaction was,
Starting point is 00:37:12 or she said, don't. Yeah. My reaction was the same. But then, since it's so don't, I'm like, you should do it. Okay, all right. It's like, I like wearing shoes that absolutely don't go with the outfit.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I've been taught that that's the thing now. Like, you wear shoes that absolutely don't go, that don't match. And earrings on you don't match. They don't. You're right. That would be super, I like it. Can I do one of those cool George Michael ones where it has like the cross on it?
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah. That would look terrible. So yes, do it. It's supposed to. It's supposed to look terrible. Okay, cool. All right, Amy, that's it. I'm Amy.
Starting point is 00:37:41 That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. So this woman named Mary who lives in Pasadenae to California, she heard her dogs going crazy in the backyard. She's all barking like crazy. So she knew something was up.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Maybe if somebody that was like, coming up near her backyard or a person in the woods. So she walked out and that wasn't the case, but that one of the dogs was missing. Her 13-year-old dog, Caesar, was not amongst all the dogs that were going crazy. So she's like, is that why they're barking? So she called out for Caesar and then she heard very quietly, like a faint bark. She put all the other dogs inside. She listened again.
Starting point is 00:38:21 She turned out of faint bark. She's like, okay. So she walked over to the bark. Caesar, the old dog, had fallen in a hole on a construction site where they were building a house right next theirs. And so Caesar was 15 feet down in the bottom of this hole that they had dug up. So they had to call the firefighters. They hooked up a series of ropes and pulleys. They sent a firefighter down into the hole. And they got Caesar, harnessed him up and then lifted them back up. And so the firefighters came and saved the dog and everybody's good. Just a couple things here. One,
Starting point is 00:38:50 to fall 15 feet and not die. That's a long fall. It really is. I did a stuntman version episode on Breaking Bobby Bones on Disney Plus, which you can watch now. And I fell 12 feet off a house is awful. And I see how somebody could break all the bones if they land on their feet from their hips all the way down. The fact that the dog lived was awesome and that they went down and saved him. And that she also could, like, hear them. So a good deal by the firefighters. Good deal for the other dogs, for barking like crazy too because they were letting everybody know.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh, yeah, that's a real cool part. Yeah, it's a good. That's it. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The Morning Corny. What is it called when a tree takes some time off? What's called when a tree takes some time off?
Starting point is 00:39:39 Paid leaf. Oh, I'm taking paid leaf. Oh, I like that. That was the morning corny. I do want to go over to the phones and talk to Eric in Maryland. This is basically a tell me something good, but Eric's on right now to share it with us. What's going on, Eric? Hey, Bobby. Good morning. How are you?
Starting point is 00:39:56 We're doing pretty good. Tell everybody your story here. So hey, so I've been in the Army for 27 years, and I got my right time order today. Are you pumped? Oh, I'm excited. Here we go. That's it. I want to make sure you're pumped. I wanted to make sure he was excited before we clap for him.
Starting point is 00:40:11 And he goes, yeah, and I'm bummed. No, that's right. First of all, that's amazing. Appreciate you serving for one year, much less 27 years. So what are you going to do once you retire? I guess I have to get a real job. Any idea? What kind of real job you want to get?
Starting point is 00:40:25 I don't know. I'll probably work a little pump for teachers. I don't know. I think the government doesn't want us to know what job he wants. Oh, that's what you're cutting it out. Yeah, it cut out. Yeah, the government's like, do we don't... So wait, say that again, Eric, you cut out.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I said, I got no secret stuff going on. I'll figure it out. Well, then let us say congratulations. That's great news. And I thank you for serving and thank you for sharing it with us, man. No problem. I know Amy was in... Her husband was in the Air Force, and he flew out of Fort Bragg.
Starting point is 00:40:52 I probably jumped out of one of his planes. On purpose? Yeah, I said... 13 years in North Carolina. I jumping out of planes, man. I did it once. I'm good. Hated it every second of it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Hate it going up. Hate it coming down. The only thing I liked was when I landed on the ground. Ooh, that rhymes. That's a good. Yeah, sometimes I, and I'm stressing, I rhyme. All right, thanks a lot. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:41:14 So Eddie wants to know if it's awkward if you ask another guy where he bought his clothes. Which guys would create weird rules? We have weird rules. Why I think women would just be like, hey, where did you get that? No problem. No big deal.
Starting point is 00:41:25 But why, what happened first? Well, I've been shopping for like new jeans and I don't know where to start, but I saw someone come in the studio the other day. He was Marin's guitarist and I saw his jeans. See, I already see lunchbox making faces at me. And this is why I didn't want to ask. You're even embarrassed to bring this up. Go ahead. And so I saw his jeans and I was about to be like, dude, what jeans are those and where did you get them?
Starting point is 00:41:48 Because I'd like to buy them. And I stopped myself because I figured one, he probably would get awkward about that. Because who asked another guy where you got your clothes? And then I knew you guys would make fun of me. At least lunch walks would make fun of me after I asked. Okay, can a guy randomly ask another guy who's not a close friend where he got his clothes and how much they cost? No. No, no.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Because the guy thinks you're hitting on him. What? 100%. Oh my goodness, yes. Yes, yes, yes. If you walk up to a dude and just be like, hey, man, where did you get those jeans? Like, what? Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:42:18 Like, they look good on you. I thought I'd get me a pair. I wouldn't say that. Well, that's what you're basically saying is, hey, those look good on you the way they shape your butt. Let me go ahead and get me a pair. That's not what he's saying. I just like the way they look, the jeans.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Exactly. Which I'm to call them? No. Oh my gosh. No. I mean, I'd really like to know where you got those jeans, but I just don't know if I should even go there. Just get, hey, let it go and maybe find my own pair of jeans.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yeah, I think you can just go to the store, man. First of all, is it awkward? Yes or no. Amy. No. I say no as well. As long as you don't yell it out. Have you ever done it?
Starting point is 00:42:50 Probably. Probably like, hey, what brand is that? Yeah. Probably. I don't think it's that awkward. But also, I'm not like a dude. That's true. I'm like somewhere in the middle. You're not a dude dude, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Yeah, I'm not really dude, dude. Ray, what you think? It's all about the article of clothing. Jeans and shirt. I mean, jeans is pretty bad. There's no way you can pull that conversation off. A t-shirt and shoes, yes. Shirts and shoes are fine.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Shoes, I think, are 100% of shirt. So now it depends on what item of clothing it is. Yes, because jeans are like the butt, like you said. Hey, great butt. Where'd you get those jeans? I think that's probably a weird thing. Okay, okay, okay. Here's what we're going to do.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I'm going to see if I can get it on the phone. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Oh, this is going to be so awkward. Dude, seriously. I don't know if he's awake. If it's going to make me look like not good, I don't want to do this. I would ask him.
Starting point is 00:43:34 I mean, I would be like, yeah. But I didn't do it. I'd be like, hey, Ben, where did you get those jeans? Ben, that's his name, Ben. God, those jeans are cool, man. And then I think he wore him at I heart festival too. Because when I saw him, I'm like, do those are the jeans? Now we're bordering on.
Starting point is 00:43:48 No, no, no. Okay, okay. Let me see if we can track them down. Let's play this song. Cole Swindell, she had me at Heads, Carolina. You guys can also go to the Facebook page and let us know. Can a dude be like, hey, where did you get those pants? I like them.
Starting point is 00:43:59 I don't think there's anything wrong with that. You just saying it right now, sounding weird. It doesn't. I would say that 100 out of 100 times. Oh, man. But you've already admitted you're different. Yeah, I'm different. You're not a dude dude.
Starting point is 00:44:11 All right, we got him. Who? Bennett. Dang it. Bennett's a guitar player from Aaron Morris, multi-instrumentalist. Let's give him the respect. deserves, but he also wears a heck of a pair of pants. And Eddie...
Starting point is 00:44:22 You said that. Eddie was like, I want to know where his jeans are from. Would that be weird if I asked him? Well, he doesn't know we're going to ask him. He's going to be on the phone, and we're going to ask him where he got his pants. You are. Don't do anything weird. Let me try to script something.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Go ahead. I'll be him. Hey, Eddie, what's going on? What's up, dude? Just ask. Jeans. Where'd you get? No, not jeans.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Don't declare jeans. Okay. Let me work on it. It's not a big deal. Just be normal. Who cares? The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
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Starting point is 00:48:28 and recently he plays with Marin. He's Marin's guitar player. Super nice dude, but he was in the studio last week, and Eddie noticed that Bennett was wearing some pants that he liked. Hey, Bennett, good morning. Good morning. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:48:41 Hey, I think he's like, wise Bobby texting me in the morning. Yeah, probably. But Bennett, first of all, I like you. And I think you and I have become friendly over the years. So I feel comfortable calling you. Eddie would like to ask you a question. Why don't you ask it for me? No, no, you can ask him.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Just ask him. Hey, Ben, what's up, bro? No, don't be cool. You don't have to like... What's up, dude? You don't have to be like football, beers. Yeah, man. Ask them.
Starting point is 00:49:04 You good? Bro, what's up? Hey, bro, last time you came in here, you were wearing these cool jeans. dude, I thought they were really cool. And I'm actually looking for jeans. So you don't mind telling me, where'd you get those? Well, I appreciate you admiring my pants, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Okay, jeans, man. Jeans, my bad. Anyways, we were out in Santa Barbara playing the Santa Barbara Bowl just a couple weeks ago, and I was cruising around the town, checking out of the stores. And there was a place out there called Ace Rivington. And I think it's kind of like the I'm a Gene and Willie of Santa Barbara. But yeah, that's where they came from. I picked them up. I've had them just a couple weeks.
Starting point is 00:49:45 So I'm glad you like him. Awesome, dude. That's cool, man. That's awesome. Why are you yelling and talking about? This is so awkward. Why are you being like, oh, dude. I don't feel weird. Would it be weird if you were just here and I was like, hey, dude, your pants are awesome.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Where'd you get those? Would that be weird to you? I don't feel entirely weird right now, so no. Yeah, I don't think it'd be a big deal. He said entirely. He said a little bit. But he should feel partially weird because we got him on the phone on a national show talking about his pants.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Okay, what if Eddie said, hey, man, I like the way those fit. No, that's not the thing. I didn't say that to anybody. But you could say I like that. That's what that means. Eddie, I'm a 31, 34. So if you want to come try them on, you're welcome to you.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Oh, wait. Thanks, Bennett. I'm cool, dude. So this is one of those places where they custom fit them to your body? Then they do that kind of stuff. This was just kind of off the table. They had them all folded up. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Well, the guy that wears great pants is Bennett Lewis. And it's Ace Riventon? Yes, sir. Cool, man. We check those out. Follow him on Instagram, Bennett, Dean Lewis. He wears great pants. He's got a lot of great pants.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Hey, Bennett, were you wearing that at the festival, too, when you played on stage? You know, I think I may have been. Yeah, yeah, I noticed those. I noticed those. Those are cool, man. He knew the fit. All right. Hey, Bennett, we appreciate your time and keep rocking great pants.
Starting point is 00:51:01 I appreciate it, Bobby. Hope to see you guys soon. All right, Bennett. See you, buddy. Yeah, see you, Bennett. You made that weird. Later, bro. No, no, you made that weird.
Starting point is 00:51:08 If you would have just been like, hey, your pants were all. Awesome. Where'd you get those? I didn't know how to ask the question. Well, you asked the wrong way. What do you mean? What did I say? Yo, bro. What's up? Yo. Chicks. I didn't say chicks.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Sports. Yeah, man, that just feels weird. I don't think that's ever come out of my mouth like that. That's just, it felt really strange. But it shouldn't come out like you said it. Okay, what if it was a hat? That's different. Watch this.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Whoever comes. If we get a dude in here in the next couple weeks, if I remember, I'll just compliment his pants. Be like, where'd get those pants. Okay. Okay, cool. And it won't be weird. I'll do it a few times over the next and just and we'll see if it's weird or not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:44 We'll never mention it and we'll go, and these jeans are awesome. Where did you get those? We'll see if it feels weird through it. See, the way you asked that though is so perfect. I can't do that. You know, why? Because it wasn't a big deal.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Okay. I'm making it a big deal is what you're saying. Yo, yo, yo. What's up, dude? Yo, just talks around. Jeans are cool. Hair. Don't shave under your pit.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Whatever. Thanks, man. I do shave my pits. That's where I went. Okay. Don't shave under your pits. Coming up in about 15 minutes. I was scrolling through reels on Instagram, and I came across this song.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Rarely happens nowadays, and I was like, dang, that's a good song. So I'm going to play it for you, and I did a little interview with the artist. So 15 minutes or so, a song that I was so struck by. I said, damn, I got to play that on the air. Tomorrow. So 15 minutes or so. All right, now, time for the news. Bobby's Big.
Starting point is 00:52:32 Stories. Hurricane Ian is churning at a slow 10 miles per hour, and that is helping to strengthen the storm to be a case. Cat 5 of the winds need to be at 157. Ian is now, right now at 155. It is expected to have a massive storm surge, catastrophic winds, flooding in the communities, and we're just waiting to see and hope all of our friends down in Florida in the Tampa area. I hope they're okay.
Starting point is 00:52:57 They got where they needed to go. They're stocked up. I know our station there is cutting out at times to cover, have coverage for the storm, and we're just rooting for you and thinking about you and waiting to see what happens with everybody else and seeing how we can help. So that's from weather.com. You just hope, like some of these storms will just at the last minute veer off
Starting point is 00:53:16 or lose strength. I don't think it's going to gain a whole, whole lot more strength. It may gain a little bit more strength or I would love for it just to go, you know what? I'm tired. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Yeah, that'd be nice. That'd be awesome. So we're rooting for you. We're thinking about you and we're looking for ways to help when it does come in. Also in the news, the traveler sues Airbnb for $1.3 million
Starting point is 00:53:37 After the husband dies from a contaminant, hot tub. A woman is gearing up to sue Airbnb. Her name's Sandra. She was visiting with her family in 2016. When he became sick, Paul, her husband, after using the hot tub in the Airbnb rental, Paul died a few days later because he had Legionaire's disease. Not sure if that's how you say it, but that's what it says here. So now she is suing. She believes the contaminated hot tub was what took his life. Quote, I do not believe the jacuzzi had been properly maintained and had not been used for some time before our arrival.
Starting point is 00:54:11 That is from Yahoo. I wish I could have seen what it looked like. Because if it's gross and grudy, you probably just don't get in it. And if you think it hadn't been used in a while, maybe you don't get in it at all. And if you turn it on, sometimes there's the air,
Starting point is 00:54:28 the jets. Sometimes they just shoot out straight dirt. I've been in one before. I was like you're covered in dirt. That's what you probably get out. I don't know. I'm basing all of this on this story, but I don't think she'll win this money. Yeah, I thought it was weird to reading the story where she says she believes that it came from the jacuzzi. I don't know if she has proof. Yeah, Legionnaires disease is a serious type of pneumonia caused by Legionella bacteria. People get sick when they breathe in small
Starting point is 00:54:55 droplets of water or accidentally swallow water containing Legionella into the lungs. Sounds like a hot tub. Okay. Yeah, it does sound weird. That does sound unsub. We had a bathtub once. It had jets. Never got used in the guest room. We'd moved into this house. Like two houses ago. I had moved to. into this house like two houses ago. And I turned it on because it has a little button you push. It's like a suction button. And I'm talking about straight mud. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:55:19 It's like had five or six brown nipples on my chest all that way. It was disgusting, man. And I was like, oh, I never got in the bathtub again. I never even cleaned. I never even fixed what was dirty about it. I just never got in that thing. Here's a story. A man's caught peeing on his ex-wife's grave every morning in a 48-year grudge.
Starting point is 00:55:34 What? Whoa. Let it go, dude. Every morning, Sugar-A? You have to go that hard? In New York, Michael Murphy has some major and justifiable concerns over things that were showing up around the grave of his mom. Murphy says that almost every morning, fresh poop and peeke could be found right on it.
Starting point is 00:55:52 No. To get to the bottom, what was going on, he set up what he calls clandestine devices and attempt to catch the evil doer in the act. It turns out it was his mom's ex-husband. The two were married briefly, but they divorced in 1974, had been out of contact since 1976, nearly 48 years after the divorce
Starting point is 00:56:09 and five years after her death. He was still taking a peeper, taking a pee, or leaving a poo at the gravesite. Bro. That is rough. Occasionally he even brought his current wife to help out. No way. What's happening here? Okay, they need help.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Why would you even marry a dude or be with a dude that has a grudge like that? Not right. That is from the mirror. You know, at least he was consistent. Every day. Yeah, something to say, yeah, something to say. Guys, shows up for work with his lunch pail and just gets it done. Dang, that's some go-to-therapy stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Yeah. Kenny Chesney gave that show the patient permission to make Sam. the psycho killer, a member of No Shoes Nation. I love this show. We watched the new one that came out last night. Steve Carell plays a therapist, and he gets abducted by a serial killer. Now, not to kill him, but he's like, you have to help me. You have to give me therapy.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I don't want to be a serial killer anymore. So Steve Carrell is, like, chained in this room, and he has to give therapy to the serial killer. And it's dark, and it's awesome. But he is obsessed with Kenny Chesney. It's hilarious. Wow. Like, he'll do bad stuff, and he'll go to his computer and be like, talk to friends in the Shus Nation chat room.
Starting point is 00:57:12 That's funny. And he goes to shows. He's been to like 17 Kenny Chesney shows. And so I just read Kenny Chesney had to give permission. But he was also listening to Marin in one of the scenes too. He loves country music. He drives up. He's in a truck and circles around this town.
Starting point is 00:57:29 So Billy Currington shows up. Really? He loves country music. I feel like they're trying to make us look bad. Yeah, man. But the show is still so good. I'm like, ah, whatever. But Kenny Chesney had to say yes to that.
Starting point is 00:57:39 vegans and vegetarians are depressed twice as often as meat eaters according to a new study. I have a theory on this, by the way. But vegetarians experience depressive episodes twice as frequently as meat eaters, according to a new study by the Brazilian researchers published in the journal of effective disorders. There's a quote positive association between the prevalence of depressive episodes and a meatless diet the study reads. And it goes on to the brain and brain chemistry. But I think vegetarians mostly get depressed because what are you going to put? A1 on.
Starting point is 00:58:10 That's the main reason. What are you going to put A1 sauce on? Nothing. So you're just depressed. A1 sauce, really one of the gems of Mother Nature? Like, it's just such a, when it hit your tongue, it's like this. Oh, there's only a couple things that made me feel like that. Mountain Dew.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Oh, wow. I might have one glass every two years, but I love Mountain Dew. You drink it, you go, look, your body does this. Oh, man. It's like, I remember. A1. It can be the worst steak ever. You pour some A1 on it?
Starting point is 00:58:46 They can make a bad steak great. And a great steak, even better. A1. Ding. I'm not even doing commercials for them. They won't even hire me to do commercials. I still love it. Also in the new, stress can make people focus more on their spouse's bad habits.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Even married couples who are still in the honeymoon period after their relationship suffers from this. Past studies showed stressful life circumstances can affect how couples interact. I think if you're stressed, you just. short with everybody. It's all relationships, yeah. Yeah, just general public. If you're stressed out, you have a shorter fuse. And it gets slipped.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Boom. It just blows up a lot quicker. Stress is tough. And eventually stress wears you out. It's bad for your physical health. That's why, Eddie, do you your commercial. Relax. Betterhealth.com.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Go to Betterhealth. Hey, that's why just chill, man. I thought that's what you wanted me to do. No, better health. Yeah, BetterHell.com. Promocode is Bones, I think, right, guys? Bones, Bobby, something like that. You need to send that guy that's peeing on his ex-wife's grave to better help.
Starting point is 00:59:46 He needs to get 10% off by using that promo co-bones for the first month at betterhelp.com. I don't remember what it is. A man buys 200 lottery tickets for one drawing and then wins $1 million. A Virginia lottery player won one million bucks with the top prize of $5,000, but he had 200 identical tickets. That's a commitment. That is a commitment. It seems like a bad strategy, but it worked. That's a heck of a commitment
Starting point is 01:00:11 Because you are not diversifying In any way I believe these numbers are going to win They were 0-265 200 tickets Won $1 million He remained calm But he discovered his gamble
Starting point is 01:00:24 It paid off Wow That is from UPI And that is your news Those were Bobby's big Stories It's rare that
Starting point is 01:00:33 I'm flipping through And I find a song I'm like dang that's so good I got to play it on the radio immediately But that's what happened here It's a Bobby Bones show interview In case you didn't know
Starting point is 01:00:44 Her name is Megan Maroney And I'm just kind of skimming through And I see her playing guitar And I'm always looking for music Because I programmed the women of I hard country show On the weekends And I have a countdown that I do And the name of the song was Tennessee Orange
Starting point is 01:00:59 And I thought I'm not a big balls fan I respect it Do I even want to hear this But it's a twist It's not really what you think it is And so I listen to the song I'm like, dang that's real good
Starting point is 01:01:10 And I even commented, I was like, this is elite. Because she went to the University of Georgia. She's a big bulldog fan, diehard bulldog fan. She's been in Nashville for a little bit, just a couple years. I've had a couple songs that have gone somewhat viral, but she's kind of killing it now because of this song. Her name is Megan Maroni, and this is her and I talking yesterday for a couple of minutes, and then I'm going to play the song.
Starting point is 01:01:30 On the Bobby Bones Show now. Megan Maroney. Megan, how long have you lived in Nashville? Two years. And so in that two years, you have written a lot on Zoom. You've written a lot with folks. You've written a lot of songs that have gone viral and, you know, had millions of streams as well. But now you have this monster called Tennessee Orange.
Starting point is 01:01:47 But the weird part about it is you're not a Tennessee fan, are you? No. Absolutely not. You're an absolute diehard. Georgia fan. Yeah, Georgia Bulldog fan. And when you wrote this song, your mom told you she was not happy? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:58 I got the wrath. Has the University of Tennessee sent you any stuff yet? They have not. No one's reached out to give you any Tennessee stuff. No, and I'm scared to reach out to Georgia. Okay. Yeah, I would be too. I'd be a little nervous about that too.
Starting point is 01:02:10 You grew up in Georgia. What was the name of your town? Douglasville. And then what's the Douglasville mascot? A cougar. You thought they'd illiteration. Like Douglasville demons. Well, we were the Alexander Cougars.
Starting point is 01:02:21 So you're a cougar, but then you're a bulldog when you go to the University of Georgia and you study accounting because you wanted to be possibly what? An accountant. Just straight up accounting? Taxes. Oof. You've come a long way from tax caretaker to musician. You come to Nashville, and you're in Nashville for how.
Starting point is 01:02:39 long until you write this song? I guess that was a year and a half. So you're here for a year and a half. You write this song. Do you know it's an instant hit? No. Because... I spent like six hours writing it, so wasn't sure. It gets millions of streams in the first week that it's out. And you're feeling a love from a lot of people. Dan, from Dan and Shea reached out. I see... I mean, I saw it on Reels on Instagram the first time that I... I think I wrote something like the song's awesome or something like that. And so here we are. We're going to play it today.
Starting point is 01:03:07 how would you describe this song Tennessee Orange because it's not exactly you being a Tennessee fan it's you being a fan of somebody who's a Tennessee fan. Right. Yeah, so describe this song in like 15, 20 seconds, exactly what you were thinking and what you wanted to get out there. I remember describing this is the closest thing
Starting point is 01:03:21 I could write to a love song. It's not super crazy, but I would wear a color for you. And I think being from the South and being a UJ grad, that says a lot if I'm willing to wear a Tennessee orange That says a whole lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:35 I won't wear Oklahoma I'm a red for my wife, so still, still won't do it. Now, do you say who you wrote it about? No. Okay, no, she doesn't know. She neither confirms nor denies it. She even wrote the song, we should say. Like, I don't even know who wrote it.
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Starting point is 01:07:17 AP-U-S-D-U-S-Military. In case you missed it, the last segment, we played this song, Tennessee Orange from Megan Maroney. I asked her who was about, she was like, I don't say. The speculation is it's about Morgan Wallin. I'm being honest. Oh.
Starting point is 01:07:32 That's a spanky, but she didn't. want to say who it was about. So maybe it's not. I don't know, but the internet's all saying it's about Morgan Wallen. I don't know if it is or not. But again, I asked her and she was like, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to confirm her tonight. It's about anybody specifically.
Starting point is 01:07:48 I can respect that, sure. So it comes out tomorrow as a full Bobbycast. It's about an hour long. The really interesting part that I had to like question a bit, she said that she was playing a show with her sorority because she didn't grow up with a family of musicians, her dad and her brother. they played just for fun but she did a talent show once
Starting point is 01:08:07 and then her sorority was like hey since you just want this talent show open up for John Langston who they had hired her to come play and she said while she was playing Chase Rice saw her and said hey why don't you come open a theater show and I was like Chase Rice saw you he's like yeah we're having a sorority party
Starting point is 01:08:21 and he was there to promote his theater show and I was like no he was there you're telling me Chase Rice was at a sorority party to promote his theater show Hey he's working hard man I like that I was like, that's not called promotion. Chase Rice is at a sorority party. No, that's not where you go to promote a show.
Starting point is 01:08:41 It can be one of the 30 places you go, I guess. Chase Rice was at a sorority party because it was a sorority party. That's funny. Yeah. And so that's where she was spotted, and then she went to open for him at a theater show in Georgia. I just couldn't get over the fact that Chase Rice was at a sorority party saying he was promoting a show.
Starting point is 01:08:57 And then she's like, yeah, then he knew John. So then he got up there and saying, I'm sure he did. Yeah. Hey, ladies. I want to do. But I just think it's funny that that's the story. He was promoting a theater show, but he was at a sorority party to promote a theater show.
Starting point is 01:09:09 I like it. So it'll be up tomorrow on the Bobbycast. It was a real guy. It's nice. Megamoroni. That song's really good. And we'll move from there. You know, in my house right now,
Starting point is 01:09:19 I got a limping bulldog. I mentioned it way early this morning when the show started. Stanley, my bulldog, has been limping around for the past three weeks or so. And sometimes it gets better. We give them like this Advil type stuff. and sometimes he goes back to it. So we finally took him into the doctor.
Starting point is 01:09:35 By the way, it's forever to get in. There was a waiting list, like days and days and days, just to get in. And so we go in and they do the x-ray. One of his ACLs is torn halfway through. The other ACL is completely torn in half. There's nothing there. And so they say he's got two messed up legs. The ACL is banned near knee.
Starting point is 01:09:56 A lot of athletes get ACL or MCL injuries on one side of the knee or the other. And so he's got a completely torn ACL in a half. half torn and they're like he needs surgery like I guess you don't have to do it right now but it's going to be a two month type rehab thing where he can't get off a leash. Oh wow. Because he can't run after he has surgery. He either has to stay in a crate or stay in a room.
Starting point is 01:10:17 He can't play with Eller and if he's out, he's always got to be on a leash. He's going to hate that. I mean he's going to hate that. So he walks around now and he doesn't seem sad or like he's hurt but he just keeps his legs straight in the back. He like walked with straight. And so now I'm debating on when do I get him surgery because I'll grab his legs
Starting point is 01:10:39 and squeeze a little bit to see if it hurts him. Because if it does, but he doesn't. He's fine. I don't know that when he sits, he sits with his legs straight out now. Because you can tell he's making sure his legs aren't hurting him just every day. But I've got to put him through. I was thinking about waiting until the dead of winter because he can't
Starting point is 01:10:55 go outside anyway and run around. In the dead of winter. But I also don't want to wait if he's miserable. I would say get it over with. Go for it. Yeah, I mean, they didn't say we had to rush to do it. They said if we didn't do it, his legs would have crazy arthritis in those places.
Starting point is 01:11:11 I think because the bones will be on each other. I don't know anything about it, but now I got a dog with one ACL completely gone and one halfway torn. I don't know what happened. Don't know how it happened. Yeah, that's crazy. Something at the same time must have happened
Starting point is 01:11:25 to affect them both. Right. So what are we going to say? I just have a dumb question. Did dogs have two ACLs or four? Four? That's a good question. I think they have four, right?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Yeah. Four legs. I know. Well, I know. They don't have arms. They don't have arms. They're kind of like his arms, but they're not his arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:41 The front leg. I guess if he were walking on his bottom feet only. They were like, hello, nice to meet you. And he was shaking, you know, standing up. Yeah, I don't know. But I think he's got four legs. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:50 I think. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, now I'm questioning myself. That's got to be right. It's got to be four legs and four knees. But I didn't know if the back legs were designed different than the front legs. Would you look up?
Starting point is 01:12:02 Do dogs have four ACLs? Because at this point, now I've started to question myself. I know. Well, I'm just worried about his other two. He's got two good ones right now. If we have any vets out there that are hearing this, I want to call me and let me know exactly what to do. It's a good idea.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Because, again, I have an x-ray. One's completely gone. And one's halfway torn. And they're like, you have to have certain. Oh, our power just went out. What is Stephanie? Oh, man. Are we still on the air?
Starting point is 01:12:25 End of times. That was cool. I would say, yeah. A second. Wow. This never happens in here. Ever. Were we off for a while, Ray or no?
Starting point is 01:12:35 I can't even hear Ray. No, no, no, we're good. Wow. In the history of me doing this show, what just happened in the studio has never happened. Really? Ever. That went black for like a whole second.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Scoob, what do you think? He's checking. He said there was a long delay, but he does hear audio playing. Bobby Bone Show. Don't worry up the day. This story comes us from Memphis, Tennessee. A 23-year-old woman was out celebrating her birthday, went to the bar, doing some drinking,
Starting point is 01:13:01 as they're leaving the bar, she's the passenger in the car, you know, sober driver. So she leans out the window, pulls out a handgun, bam, bam. Celebration, baby. Yeah. That's what I do every birthday. And when police pulled her over, they said, what are you doing? She goes, I'm getting turned up for my birthday. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Turned up. What better way than to shoot in the air wildly. You know, bullets that go up. They got to come down. Yes. That's a really irresponsible thing to do because, again, if it goes up, it has to come down. And I always wonder, why aren't there more of those stories of, just like, yeah, I got hit by a stray bullet coming down.
Starting point is 01:13:33 Somebody shot it up. I think the odds aren't good, meaning that it's going to hit somebody. And I think about that. If you're just standing on the earth, a small thing hitting you. But if it does, it's going to kill you. Yeah. But the odds of it actually hitting you probably very, very low. Okay, that's it then.
Starting point is 01:13:47 I did see a story of a woman, and she got pulled over. She was drinking and driving. And the cop pulled her over. I was like, do you understand you've been drinking? She was like, yes. You know, you're driving? She's like, no, I was it. The dog was.
Starting point is 01:13:59 Do you got see this? She's like on the dog? shows my dog was driving and the officer's like hmm you're telling me she said yeah she swore to it
Starting point is 01:14:08 she was like the dog was driving not me they ended up but for a minute you gotta wonder hmm is that the perfect way to get out of it they can't like you say can't prove it what if you just like put the dog in the seat
Starting point is 01:14:20 then you go for sure so all right lunchbox I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day a woman had to be restrained and handcuffed during an American Airlines flight. It was going from Miami to Los Angeles because she stood up. She looked at the passengers and started yelling, we're all going to die. We're all going to die. Other passengers say she also
Starting point is 01:14:43 yelled, repent, redemption is coming. We're all going to die. First thing I'm looking is, is she wearing something like a bomb? She's probably not unless she was able to somehow make it out of soap once she got into the plane. But anybody yelling stuff like that? I'm like, what else are they up to? So she's screaming it. The people then charge her back and they hold her down. They had to take the plane and put it down in El Paso, which ruined everybody's day. The plane was inspected. There was nothing funny happening.
Starting point is 01:15:13 And the plane went on to Los Angeles, I guess six or seven hours late. That stinks. Yeah. But also, if that happens and you still get to your thing on time, that's probably pretty funny. Yeah. Did they make it on time you think? No, I just said that. No.
Starting point is 01:15:26 No, what it means? I literally just said it. I literally said six or seven. But I literally said there were six or seven hours late. You weren't like, how did you miss three seconds ago? Yeah, that's kind of weird. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:36 What's the O, Mike? 20 bucks. No. This is numerous violations. Did Amy pay hers? I will. Okay, everybody's money is due by the end of the week. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Okay. Doppels. Fine. I just told you my Vegas situation. I lost 300. Now you lost 20 more. I know. Because you weren't listening at your job.
Starting point is 01:15:53 And now I got to tell my wife I lost $20. Tell him you weren't doing your job. No, I don't get thought of that. It's a satisfactory level. Right, everybody. Let's go to the board. Eddie missed that, right? It was three seconds later.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Ray? Yeah, I mean, he wasn't even close. That was embarrassingly bad. Yeah, Morgan? Yeah, I agree. Lunchbox? I just wonder if they got there on time. Oh, good question.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Oh, hey, $20. Amy? I mean, I feel you, Eddie, but yeah, it's bad. Eddie, you're down 20. Great. It goes into the kitty. Bobby had just said, you know, I mean, if you make it to your destination on time,
Starting point is 01:16:26 even though six or seven hours later, or whatever it was, seven, eight hours. At least it's a funny story. Yeah, but that didn't even make sense to me. That's why I was like, wait a minute. How does that not make sense? Because she said it in a way that didn't make sense. Okay, bye everybody.
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