The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Eddie's Pants Question Problem + We Talk To Rising Country Artist Megan Moroney About Her New Song "Tennessee Orange" + Bobby Shares A Sad Update About Stanley The Bulldog
Episode Date: September 28, 2022A guitar player came into the studio the other day and Eddie liked his jeans but didn't know how to ask where he got them from because he thought it was awkward. We discuss if we think it's awkward fo...r a guy to ask another guy where he got his clothes from and if Eddy ever found out where the jeans are from. Plus, Bobby discovered a new song from Megan Moroney called "Tennessee Orange" that he liked so much; he interviewed her to hear all about the backstory of the song, how her Georgia Bulldog Alum feel about it and the reaction she got from her parents when they first heard it. Bobby shares a sad update about his dog, Stanley The Bulldog, and the dilemma he now faces.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning studio. Morning. All right. Everybody gets a little spot here to say what they want to say up first.
He always wears the Dallas Cowboys hat, and he's always in a better mood.
And when the Cowboys win that week, here he is, our video producer, Eddie, what up, Eddie?
Guys, I don't know if I'm proud of this, but I'm getting pretty good at being a doctor.
But you're not a doctor?
I know, I know.
But the other day, I have four boys, and they're always hurting themselves.
The other day, I got hurt screaming in the living room.
Dad, Dad, there's blood everywhere.
One of my kids hit the corner of the coffee table, gash on his head.
Like, no problem.
He comes over, Dad, help me.
Boom.
A little antiseptic, neosporin.
A little glue there.
butterfly thing and he was like
ready to go. I looked at it the other day
yesterday and it looks great. That thing's
not going to scar. I don't think that's being a doctor. I think it's
being a dad. Well, I guess
I have experience under my belt. Up next,
the only guy I know that runs
and goes on long runs, but
listens to no music, he just wants to
hear the sounds of life. That's
psycho killer stuff right there. All right, lunchbox.
What up, buddy? Well, the other day I found
out that I've been rejected by Amy's
sister show building roots, so I'm coming to
Bobby. Hey, you got any connections over at Survivor?
there's a new season on and it makes me realize
I really need to be on Survivor
and so I know you know the TV people like
you know anyone over there at the Survivor camp
like Jeff Proaps
But if you did that show you'd be gone for
four or five months
Would you leave this show forever
to do that show?
Yeah
Forever?
Forever? I would win a million dollars
If you won
You would leave
if you got on Survivor. You would quit this job
Yes, for a million dollars
He gets an offer today
I mean, you see me out in the wilderness with Jeff Probst?
I don't think you're as good as you think you are at that stuff until you actually get in.
I don't think there's a way to know until you're actually doing it.
I don't think you went snake in the grass if I took and you guys played.
What?
I don't think you're as strategic as you think you are.
I think Amazing Race is more his wheelhouse.
I think he just watches a lot of these shows and thinks he's good.
Listen, I watch a lot of people play quarterback.
I'll be honest with you.
I think I can call Audowles.
I'll tell you if I got up there, it would be a little different.
All right.
Next up, she constantly doodles.
in the show. If you look at her page, it had a couple things on it for the show, but it's covered
in art. It's like hieroglyphics all morning long. Here she is. Amy. Go ahead. Well, I've only
been a mom for about four and a half years, but I already have a child that is prepping for college.
And it's kind of crazy. And I'm super proud of her. My daughter is a freshman. And a week ago,
she came home from school and said, hey, I'm going to start helping the nurse out after school every
day for my college resume. And I thought, oh, this is amazing. Because I didn't start worrying about my
college resume until I was a senior in high school
and it was too late. I was going to say Talaba's
like a sophomore in college and it was like I needed to transfer
out. All right, go Ray. From
Mountain Pine, Arkansas, he still loves the
hogs and occasionally he sees ghost dogs.
Bob Bones. Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you. I have some sad news to report.
My Bulldog Stanley has a torn ACL all the way torn.
Ripped right in half. Oh. Is he playing football?
What is happening? We don't know how it happened.
He was limping. I talked about that maybe a couple
weeks ago. He has a fully
torn, according to the X-ray. A.C.
like his knee, and it's gone, and the other one is partially torn.
Wow.
And so they say, hey, he's got to have surgery at some point, and it's a two-month deal
where after he has surgery, he has to be on a leash for two months.
Can't run, can't do it.
Two months.
It has to either be in a crate or in a small room all the time unless he's out with us on a leash.
And that is not his style.
I got news for you guys.
That is not his style.
But bad news, torn ACL.
We're going to have to figure out when he's going to have surgery.
That's Stanley's next book.
Stanley goes to surgery?
Stanley at the doctor
Wow
So yeah
It's a bummer for sure
It's time to open up the mailbag
You send an email and we read it all the air
It's something we call Bobby's mailbag
Yeah
Hello Bobby Bones
I'm needing advice about friendship
I'm 31, two kids and a husband
I have a group of friends who all have children
But none are married
When we all decide to hang out or plan something
It has to involve alcohol
not just a girl's night with wine and cheese, but like shots, people getting drunk.
I normally make up excuses about not being able to go, and they get upset, they call me lame,
and they try to make me feel bad about not going.
Over the past few months, I've been thinking, and I decided that I don't really want to be their friend anymore.
We're just at different points in our lives.
How do I go about this?
Delete my Instagram?
Delete my Snapchat?
Send an anonymous email, ghost them?
Please help.
Oh, and I work with all of them, but we don't see each other every day at work.
anonymous mom who don't have time for that.
This is pretty easy one.
If you just say no enough times, you stop getting invited.
That's true.
So just keep saying no.
You don't have to delete stuff.
Because then you're deleting things that you like.
You're cutting out things that you like to kind of rid yourself of this toxic relationship that you don't like.
You shouldn't have to do that.
So don't delete yourself.
I wouldn't ghost them because you'll still see them at work.
That'll be weird.
And if you don't want to go with them, just keep saying, no, you don't want to go.
And eventually they just won't ask you anymore.
Trust me, from someone who goes nowhere and doesn't get invited anywhere anymore.
I knew that was kind of.
No, but I have set that up in many ways, too, by just saying no over and over.
I do want to be invited to things.
Well, me too.
I said no to golf, what, three times, and now I'm uninvited.
Yeah, I'm playing four years.
There you go.
I've played all four years.
But that's an easy one.
You don't have to sit them down and go, hey, let's have a mature talk.
I don't want to be your friend anymore.
A friendship is not a contract, and you shouldn't ghost them because you never know
when you might need them as friendly.
acquaintances. You can still keep them like that at work. Because if you go, it's going to be weird at work, too.
So just keep saying no, don't worry about going. If they call you lame, that's okay. Eventually,
you will rid the toxicity from your life. Amy? Yeah, I mean, you've evolved and that's okay.
And friendships, it'll dissolve on its own, or maybe some of them start to come over to your side eventually
and you'll have, just keep them around as friends because they may evolve as well. And I'm sure you
enjoyed them for something at some point, just the drinking and all that is just not your vibe right now.
we have friends like that
we just hang out with them in the daytime
exactly
yeah we have friends that are awesome
and when they go hard they go really hard
we don't like to hang out with them and they go really hard because we don't
go and I can tell you from a life of not drinking
when you're with someone who's drunk it's annoying because they're so drunk
and you're just like all right I don't even understand what's happening
I wish I was like that but I've never been drunk
so it'll be fine you'll be fine
no need to delete anything of your own all right that's the mailbag
close it up
we've got your email and we
We've rented on the air
Now it's about to close
Bobby's Melkack
Yeah
I'll read you a philosophical quote about life
You tell me if it came from a country artist
Or a famous philosopher
Pretty easy, right?
Yeah, I should be
For example, I thank God for my failures
Maybe not at the time, but after some reflection
I never feel like a failure
Just because something I have tried has failed
Philosopher or country star
That's easy
That's country star
Actually
It's Dolly Parton
Yeah
So we're gonna put Blaine on
Hey Blaine
You're up here on the show
With all of us
Hope you're having a good morning Blaine
And you can pick one of these show members
And if they go
Four or five
You actually win the prize yourself
Who would you like to team with
Amy lunchbox or Eddie?
I'm gonna go with Eddie this morning
Eddie you get on
Boom, come on.
You're going to play.
You got to go four or five.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Number one, to succeed in life, you need three things.
A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Yeah, I don't see a country singer doing that one.
Let's go with, what is it, a philosopher?
Yeah, let's go with that.
The answer is either country singer or philosopher.
To succeed in life, you need three things.
A wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
The person who said it was Reba McIntyre.
No!
No!
I mean, she's kind of a philosopher.
No, no, no, no.
If you miss another one, you're out.
I won a good start.
I mean, we're just going to get that one out of the way.
Next up.
Be kind.
For everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
100% philosopher.
That is actually Plato.
Yeah.
There you go.
We're back, Blaine.
Next up, the greatest conflicts are not between two people,
but between one person and himself.
Say it again, please.
The greatest conflict.
are not between two people, but between one person and himself.
That's deep. That's a philosopher.
That's actually Garth.
Wow.
Gee.
Because I got friends.
It's too.
Garth said that.
Where?
When?
And his writing, scrolls on the scrolls.
Dang, Blaine.
Okay, Blaine.
Okay, Blaine. Eddie stinks at the game.
Would you like to have Amy or lunchbox?
You can do one more round.
All right.
I'll go with lunchbox.
Yeah.
Lunchbox.
You got to go four or five.
That's fine.
We cannot direct the wind
But we can adjust the sails
Socrates
Well you know you don't guess
Oh, okay
Playwright
No
Philosopher
Playwright
What are you talking about
The answer is
Dolly Park
So easy right
What is Dolly doing out in the sale
It's not literal
She means
I figured she was on land
It doesn't matter
Lunchbox
Knowing Yourself is the
beginning of all wisdom.
Philosopher.
That is Aristotle.
Yeah.
Every heart sings a song
incomplete until another heart
whispers back. Those who wish to sing
always find a song. At the touch of a lover,
everyone becomes a poet.
Singer.
Plato.
Wow, y'all are both really bad at this.
Okay, Amy.
Failed, failed, failed.
It's okay, he didn't pick me.
Hey, Blaine.
What in the world?
I'm going to give Amy.
three. Do you think Amy will get two of three
or do you think she'll get only less than two?
You can pick Amy wins or Amy loses? What do you think?
I'm going to put my confidence in her. I'm going to go two or three.
Well, you can't really go full confidence in Amy now. You picked her last, but you can go
remaining confidence in her. Well, when she's the only one, he has confidence.
Yeah, yeah. Two of three, Amy. You got to get two or three.
Success is having to worry about everything in the world except money.
success is having to worry about everything in the world except money.
Okay.
Country singer.
That is Johnny Cash.
I fell into a burning ring.
What's it called when like people aren't really a fan and they're hangar-honers?
What's that called?
It's not a same.
Bandwagoners?
I don't know.
I just feel like that's him to me, the caller.
It's not really a fan.
You're really thinking about that, aren't you?
Yeah, I think about the game.
Yeah, focus on the game.
Yeah, yeah.
No man's knowledge can go beyond his experience.
Okay.
Philosopher or country star?
Philosopher.
No man's knowledge can go beyond his experience.
Philosopher.
The answer is John Locke, philosopher.
Dang.
So she wins?
Let's give her another one.
She's two for two.
No matter what happens in life, be good to people.
Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.
Because I believe most people are good.
That's country singer.
That's country singer Taylor Swift.
Let's go.
Wow.
You know what I'm talking about, though?
like when you're not a fan of like the football team
but then all of a sudden they start winning.
Pick it E&Mackner.
That's what it's called.
You got three.
You want another one though?
Just to prove you really good.
Life is not the breaths you take
but the moments that take your breath away.
Dang.
I like that.
That's deep.
That's a toss up.
Can I hear it one more time?
Life is not the breaths you take
but the moments
that take your breath away.
Wow.
Philosopher.
Correct.
My Angelou.
Dang.
She's four for four.
She's four for four.
Let's go and say if you can run it.
Take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time.
And keep it at that pace.
If you can be happy right now, then you'll always be happy because it's always in the now.
Oh, in the now.
That sounds like Eckart Tolle.
Excuse me?
Philosopher.
Now you're being in Lunchbox.
It's Willie Nelson.
When you guys try to like...
I thought you know more than you do.
Eckertole.
Lunchbox is like Plato.
I don't even know for sure how to say his name.
But he is all about the now.
I bet Willie read his book
Four out of five
It's like on Jeopardy
People try to give too much
Yeah
Blaine you win
Nice job Amy wins you win
Awesome
Yeah we're gonna hook you up with a sonic gift card
And
Scoobyo do we send those from here
Yes we do it's a $50
Sonic gift card
Okay can I also send him like a
One of these stuffed
Treasure trolls
What are these things?
Thai Beanie Baby
Meanie Baby
Yeah whatever they are
I'll pick one out
I got two bags back here.
And it seemed, they're like gremlins.
I go home and overnight they multiply.
The bag gets heavier.
Somebody fed him after mid-lid.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, we're going to send you, Blaine, a son a gift card and a signed Beanie Baby, if that's what you'd like.
Awesome.
Yeah, happy to take one off your hand.
All right, buddy.
Thank you for playing.
Amy says you win, but you still suck.
No, no, no.
You said that.
No, you don't.
Yeah, a wise person once said.
Bye, Blaine.
All right, Blaine.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Make something good
Last year
Joe Miller was a high school junior
Not feeling too well
Goes to the doctor and they say
Man, you got a rare form of liver cancer
You're going to miss the entire school year
Got to have a liver transplant
He does all that so he's on the recovery road
Well a family friend found out
He's a huge University of Michigan fan
Got him tickets to a Michigan football game
Three rows behind the bench
And he got to meet the star quarterback
His idol J.J. McCarthy
Oh, that's cool
Man, how do you set that out?
I want to meet my idol.
No kidding.
Hey, Joe Jefferson.
We can do that, Buzz.
I started figuring out how I can fake a, making, yeah.
No, I did that one time when I was younger.
I wanted to fake that I had cancer.
To be on Oprah, right?
To be on Oprah.
To meet Tina Turner.
I wasn't going to bring that up.
No, no, because Tina Turner and Oprah were really good friends and Oprah always made dreams come true.
I was making a joke, by the way, to all our listeners.
I would never fake it.
But Lunchbox is being dead serious.
No, no, dead serious.
You read a letter, right?
I told my mom, mom, I got to write a letter and send it to Oprah and tell her I have cancer so I can meet Tina Turner.
And my mom looks at me and she goes, you don't think Oprah would investigate and like look at your medical records?
And I was like, oh, she wouldn't.
She goes, yeah, so we can't send that letter.
I love that his mom was more about you're going to get busted, not like, you think this is the right thing to do.
Yeah.
We can't get away with that.
How old were you?
I was probably 14.
14.
That's too old.
I was thinking nine.
Yeah, so was I.
I like the first story you told here
I was 18
Good deal
University of Michigan shout out
That's what it's all about
That was tell me something good
School is warning students
Not to do the one chip challenge
We did that on this show
Sometimes these trends come out
They're like never do this
You might die
And we're like well we did that six months ago
Which were bigger idiots
And 16 year olds apparently
But so this Pocky One Chip challenge
It's a chip they say
into you. It's with the hottest peppers in the world and it's in a box and you just eat the chip
and you die, basically. You did the chip? Yeah, pretty much. You just die. You need a yogurt, need to put it in
my mouth. Ah, ah, ah, because you guys thought it was so funny. That thing, oh, whoo-hoo. Symptoms from doing
the challenge. Abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, all of which can last for 24 hours. That's from
WSRA News 12. What happened to you? I was not feeling well for about seven hours. I mean, I went
home and curled up on the couch and had some sweats. Stomach didn't feel right, but I eventually
got over it and I did not die. You persevered. It's basically a Disney movie how you got back to the show.
Amy had the one shot challenge. Oh, God, that was scary. I thought for a second we were going to be,
I thought we were going to cancel ourselves. I got so concerned on the air because Amy starts going,
oh, listen, I threw it back. Like, I thought this is going to be hot, but I took that shot. I felt
like a champ. And then once it hit, it was brutal. And that's the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life,
ever. I thought she might die. For a split second, I thought she might die.
I mean, Bobby looked at us and goes, help her.
I was laughing, but it got so serious. I said, help her.
I think, and I was saying, help me. Help me.
No, you couldn't talk, I don't think. I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to do. I wonder if you had the hiccups and you took that shot or you ate that
chip, it would help. Oh, my God. Just to throw it back up?
No, just to, because the hiccups, it's like scaring. To get rid of the hiccups,
you almost have to, like, reset your body in a quick way.
Oh, okay. Doesn't Abby have some sort of hiccup way?
Oh my gosh, guys.
I saw it.
It was crazy.
Abby, she got the hiccups and she says, hold on, give me a second.
She goes upside down, bends over.
Her head is upside down.
She gets her water bottle and drinks water upside down.
Comes back up, throws her hair over.
She's like, hiccups gone.
And I was like, this is crazy.
Where are the hiccups gone?
They were gone.
And then after that, I was like, that's pretty amazing.
But then I was like, I realized, this is probably why she's single.
If she's ever done that on a date, guys out.
For sure.
Good call.
Hey, Abby.
Do you let people see you do your hiccup thing?
I did it in the airport in front of everyone.
It was crazy, guys.
I thought it's cool.
Does it work?
Yeah, it works.
I think everybody should know how to do it.
Who taught you that?
Oh, man, I've known it for a long time.
I don't remember.
It worked you every time.
Yeah.
You still single?
Yes.
How's that going, by the way?
It's not going too great.
Have you not any dates at all?
No.
None.
Not even a single date.
Uh-uh.
You can't give up.
You can take a break.
but you can't give up.
They're going to break, a long break.
Nobody hitting you up in the DMs?
Uh-uh.
Adam Levine didn't hit you up?
No, not yet.
She's waiting.
Let us know, okay?
I will, yeah.
They say if you want better service at a restaurant or even occasional free things at a restaurant,
if you dress up and you go eat, they treat you so much better because they think if you're dressed up,
you're there for a reason, maybe a business dinner and you have the company card and you can tip more,
or then you're rich.
And they treat people who they think have money, they train them better,
because they think they're going to get some of that money in the form of a really good tip.
So they say dress up.
If you wear a coat, a dress shirt, a woman wears a dress,
waiters assume diners who are well dressed are rich and or dining on the company.
So that means a big tip for them.
And by dressing up, you'll almost guarantee a visit from the manager
thanking you for coming in and possibly giving you a little free dessert or something.
Oh, wow.
I love that.
We went to dinner last night and I was dressed up because I'd just come from something.
They gave us free cookies.
I didn't even think about this until.
Wow.
They brought us free cookies.
They said, hey, would you like three free cookies?
I said, well, I don't eat sugar.
I didn't say that, but I don't eat sugar, but I didn't.
But I think Caitlin ate two of them.
And our other friend ate one.
And I watched them, sadly.
All because you were dressed up?
All because we were dressed up.
I think, I didn't really, I thought.
You don't know what I thought.
I thought probably big fans of the show.
But I don't think they were now.
I think we were just dressed up and they thought it.
And you know what?
They did that.
I tipped them extra.
But how weird are you going to look if you go dressed up to Chili's?
Not weird.
Business meeting.
Me and my family.
I'm in a suit.
It's a business meeting.
Hey, the world revolving around money, man.
There's a Jacksonville guy who claims $1 million.
He bought a $50 scratch off.
Two parts of the story are crazy.
The fact that he won a million bucks, it's cool.
Where do you get a $50 scratch off?
I never see those.
They're around, yeah.
Those are the ones you got to go for.
Why?
That's a lot of money to win money.
That's what you always say.
Philosopher.
That's like $50 gone.
I mean, scared money doesn't make money.
That's another one.
I know.
I've heard that.
Well, that's what Eddie was doing in Vegas.
I always.
Oh, so scared.
He took like 50 bucks to gamble
with for three days. I took more than that, but man, I was scared. And so he was like, I don't want to
bet. I don't know. I know those odds are good for me, but I'm only going to put down at $1.
And it's like, scared of money don't make money. Either don't waste your money. Don't bet at all if you
only have a little bit or you have to bet. This is a different situation. I just justified. If I lost
like $25, I'm like, okay, I can live with that. If I lost $100, $200 in a second, it ruins my trip.
I'm done. Scared money don't make money. So you're not going to win money either.
don't know.
So don't gamble at all.
Brian,
you might not gamble.
I'm not saying
you should gamble at all.
I think if you don't have it,
you should not gamble.
I love gambling.
Never.
But this person won a million bucks on a scratch off.
This is from Newsford,
Jacksonville.
That would just be crazy to see that.
I wouldn't believe the scratch.
Or I would think it was one of the joke.
Scratch off the lunchbox used to give us.
Redeemed with your mama or something?
It's like you want a million dollars.
You're like, oh my God.
And then you turn around and it's like,
take this to your greasy grandma.
She may give you a slap in a face.
And valid only in your dreams.
Yeah.
That's a good gift idea, though, for someone.
Yeah, the fake lottery ticket.
No, no, not the fake one.
The $50 real lottery ticket.
Because, like, you probably don't want to buy that yourself.
But, like, if we gifted that to lunchbox, he would freak out.
If you gave someone a lottery ticket and they won a million, two million,
you would hate yourself for the rest of your life.
Or you'd go, I gave you that.
Are you not going to cut me a little bit?
Okay.
Even though they don't have to, but you'd still be like, I just gifted you that and you're not giving me any of it?
If someone gifted it to you and you won, how much would you cut them in?
Half.
Half.
That's generous.
What?
Eddie, if you brought me a lottery ticket.
And you want $100, you'd give me $50.
No, but if I want a million, I would give you half of it.
That's okay.
It's a big difference.
Big difference.
If I won $20,000, I would give you half of it.
You would give you $500,000 if you want a million?
Taxes would knock it down to about $6.50.
So I'd give you $300,000 of it.
Sure.
Wow.
I love you, man.
Yeah, if you gifted me that and I won that much, I would go here, buddy.
You'd need half of this.
Okay, you're a rare breed.
I don't think many people would do that, and I think it would ruin friendships.
Like someone would give someone a lottery ticket
The person wins
And that other person that gave it to them
It's gonna be like
And they no longer talk
I think if I
The winning starts at about 500 bucks
When I'm gonna split it with you
Up until then I'm just keeping it
Yeah
It's just a nice gift
I'm gonna remember this
But about 500 bucks on
Heck yeah man
That was awesome thank you
It's awesome dude
You get this too
It's a gift away guys
Okay
And then I win
Don't share it with anybody
I'm just tricking you guys
What you said
A man accidentally
Bys three tickets
For the same lottery drawing
Winns three times
he ended up winning a lottery jackpot of $150,000
after buying three tickets for the same pick five
drawing. He hit the numbers.
Five one, three, five nine, fifty grand each one.
Wow.
Times three, $150,000.
That's crazy.
And then no Powerball winner on Monday night.
So tonight, it's up to $300 million.
$300 million.
You guys want in?
I'm good.
But if we wanted it in, we could get in ourselves.
You don't have like the magic pass to get it.
He acts like he's the only one who knows how to get in the lottery.
He'll actually go do it.
We can go to the gas station.
You're going near my house if I really wanted in.
But you would forget.
I've just wasted so much money on the lottery.
I know.
But $20, I mean, get you 10 tickets.
I mean, Amy gives $20.
That's $20.
Oh, you got the purse.
I get $20.
That's 30 tickets.
Eddie, we have to 40 tickets.
Scuba.
I mean, that's 50 tickets.
I mean, our odds go up that we're going to win.
No, they don't.
Bobby's explained this to you.
Eddie, don't.
I'd like you understand it.
No, no.
That's not better off.
I'm okay not playing the lottery.
Are you still going to play?
I'm playing.
I have a 10.
I'll give you.
I mean, I have money, but I don't have a 20.
Yeah.
Well, you can give me ones.
Once what?
20 ones.
Why would he have one?
Oh, you got 100?
We'll do 100.
He does.
That's 50 tickets.
But I'm not putting it in if you don't put it in.
I'll put 100.
Listen, I'm going to spend it anyway, so let's go.
Just me and you.
Yeah.
No, I want in.
Oh, you want in 100?
No.
Then you're out.
out. A hundred. How did it escalate?
Like quickly. It was like 20 bucks a second ago.
It was not, I'm not escalating it. I don't know that I'm going to do it. Let me think about it.
Let me think about it. Let me think about it. It's itching. I start scratching my own.
Oh no. Oh no.
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A voicemail from Scott in Ohio.
Good morning, studio.
I'm a medically retired Marine and a truck driver.
Hey, I was just wondering if I follow up on that gift card lunchbox was trying to get from that restaurant if you ever got it or not.
And I love the show.
Remember when you're a blackmail in the restaurant?
No, I wouldn't call it blackmailing.
I just said that if you don't give me.
me a gift card. I'll report you to the city. Yeah, that's what it is. Did you get a gift card?
I didn't go by there. I was out of town, so I need to swing by there and get it.
I was out of town. Yeah, I went to Las Vegas. For two days. Yeah, but they told me to come by on
Friday, and that would have been that Friday. If you go by, they may arrest you. That's blackmail.
But they would have thought I was coming on that Friday, so now the sting operation would be over.
And they just had to give me the gift card. Unless they're listening now and they're restinging.
All right, this is Landon from Tom.
Tulsa, Oklahoma.
I was just calling in regards to Kane Brown's new crossover music into hip-hop.
He's got a song called Grand, is in like one grand of money.
And I just wanted to know your guys' thoughts on the new song and how you think he would do as a hip-hop artist.
A couple of things.
I don't think Kane Brown's hip-hop.
I think that record's got some rock stuff.
It's got some pop stuff.
It's got some country stuff, mostly country stuff.
But I love the song, Grand.
We've played it on the show before.
it.
Ain't live grand.
Only ones are keep around me.
And he's done some pop stuff before
and some crossovers.
So I love Kane Brown.
It's a good dude.
Makes good music and doesn't care about
what other people think
when it comes to his music.
So I always respect that
because you know if you have that attitude,
some people are just going to
not like you for no reason
other than you're not doing what I think
well, it's really country.
So I love it.
Not really a hip-hop artist,
but that's definitely some sort of pop
dance track.
Wouldn't you guys agree with that?
Yes.
So good.
Life grand.
I'm a numna, num, num, na.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So if you're wondering why pumpkin spice lattes are so popular.
Yeah, why?
Well, it's because they give you the feelings of the season.
And companies, they know that it's all psychological,
and they factor this in to the reason why they only offer it a quarter of the year.
They make more money.
Some people are like, well, if you sold it year round,
you'd probably make more money.
Nope. They know that if they only serve it in the fall time, everyone will rush there and start buying it like crazy, and they end up making more money.
And if they sold it all year, it would just trickle.
Right.
So they say, our sudden punch, our quick punch, makes us more than a full year trickle.
And the positive emotions that we get from a pumpkin spice latte as it reminds us of the benefits of the fall season.
Also, pumpkin spice everything now?
Oh, yeah.
Everything.
Yeah, went to the grocery store and picked up some stuff from Trader Joe's.
pumpkin spice the other day.
I was like, I'm going to pick up three or four things they have here.
They have 7,000 things, even more than last year when I was pumpkin spice expert.
I've declared myself that.
Because I did a whole test of the things that tasted best pumpkin spice.
It's like double what they had last year.
You need to do a Trader Joe's Hall.
Well, we already do.
I just don't put it on the Internet.
And this is me at the end of a Trader Joe's Hall.
It costs that much.
All right, back to you guys.
All right, what else?
Well, we get a lot of calls from listeners sometimes being like, hey, I'm applying for this job.
Hey, Bobby, what should I do?
And you always give them tips.
Well, this one woman, she wanted to stand out in a sea of applicants for Nike, a job at Nike.
So she printed her resume on a cake and had it delivered via Instacart on a day where she knew they were having a company party.
And they might even need an extra cake.
So it's like a double win.
That's pretty good.
In my first book, Bear Bones, I talked about when I would send resumes, what they call air checks and radio when I was a kid.
And I sent a pizza over to a place.
and had an air check in it.
Like, that would go viral today, I think.
Yeah.
Like, ordered a pizza, and I brought it to my, I sent it to my own house,
and then I taped the air check in there and a little resume with a pizza and delivered it myself.
They didn't know who I was.
So I dropped off a pizza delivery person for the program director.
He gets it.
Well, I got a pizza.
Boom.
There's a change.
I did not get the job.
Oh, man, they threw it away.
But still, it's, I like that initiative.
Probably won't get the job unless it goes viral like this did.
So it'd be pretty cool if she's qualified.
What else?
Chris Stapleton took guitar strings from his summer tour and has turned them into rings.
That's really cool.
It's really cool.
Like if you're about to get married and you're like, what ring should I buy?
No, not wedding ring.
Why?
This can be a wedding ring?
It's a cool ring.
It's not really a wedding ring.
I'm looking at it.
It could be a wedding ring.
And guess what?
It goes to charity as well.
All the money is going to outlaw state of kind, which is a nonprofit that Chris and his wife
Morgan started to support things they love.
Yes, it could be a wedding ring.
I'm saying they're not really made for a wedding.
They're like cool rings.
Have you seen them?
Yeah, I'm looking at them.
Yeah, they're just cool.
But it would be a cool ring to have.
I'm not a big jewelry guy.
Oh.
We talked about on my podcast 25 whistles, we always do a warm-up question.
It's like, what jewelry do you wear with all the guys?
And we're not big jewelry wears.
I'm a watch guy now.
We're watches.
But Eddie was like, did you ever have earrings as a kid?
I was like, what, Eddie, who are you talking to?
Me?
No.
Yeah.
Did anybody here ever wear an earring?
I think Ray or Scuba Steve would be the only.
Scooby, did you?
I have both of my ears, still,
and I've been thinking about reputting them back in.
Oh, do it.
Let's not.
Yeah.
I'm not.
I'm there.
Ready to go.
Yeah, you know, she said why not really hard,
and my initial reaction was,
or she said, don't.
Yeah.
My reaction was the same.
But then, since it's so don't,
I'm like, you should do it.
Okay, all right.
It's like, I like wearing shoes
that absolutely don't go with the outfit.
I've been taught that that's the thing now.
Like, you wear shoes that absolutely don't go,
that don't match.
And earrings on you don't match.
They don't.
You're right.
That would be super, I like it.
Can I do one of those cool George Michael ones where it has like the cross on it?
Yeah.
That would look terrible.
So yes, do it.
It's supposed to.
It's supposed to look terrible.
Okay, cool.
All right, Amy, that's it.
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
So this woman named Mary who lives in Pasadenae to California, she heard her dogs going crazy in the backyard.
She's all barking like crazy.
So she knew something was up.
Maybe if somebody that was like,
coming up near her backyard or a person in the woods.
So she walked out and that wasn't the case, but that one of the dogs was missing.
Her 13-year-old dog, Caesar, was not amongst all the dogs that were going crazy.
So she's like, is that why they're barking?
So she called out for Caesar and then she heard very quietly, like a faint bark.
She put all the other dogs inside.
She listened again.
She turned out of faint bark.
She's like, okay.
So she walked over to the bark.
Caesar, the old dog, had fallen in a hole on a construction site where they were building a house right next
theirs. And so Caesar was 15 feet down in the bottom of this hole that they had dug up. So they had to
call the firefighters. They hooked up a series of ropes and pulleys. They sent a firefighter down into
the hole. And they got Caesar, harnessed him up and then lifted them back up. And so the
firefighters came and saved the dog and everybody's good. Just a couple things here. One,
to fall 15 feet and not die. That's a long fall. It really is.
I did a stuntman version episode on Breaking Bobby Bones on Disney Plus, which you can watch now.
And I fell 12 feet off a house is awful.
And I see how somebody could break all the bones if they land on their feet from their hips all the way down.
The fact that the dog lived was awesome and that they went down and saved him.
And that she also could, like, hear them.
So a good deal by the firefighters.
Good deal for the other dogs, for barking like crazy too because they were letting everybody know.
Oh, yeah, that's a real cool part.
Yeah, it's a good.
That's it. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Go over to Amy and get in the morning corny.
The Morning Corny.
What is it called when a tree takes some time off?
What's called when a tree takes some time off?
Paid leaf.
Oh, I'm taking paid leaf.
Oh, I like that.
That was the morning corny.
I do want to go over to the phones and talk to Eric in Maryland.
This is basically a tell me something good, but Eric's on right now to share it with us.
What's going on, Eric?
Hey, Bobby. Good morning. How are you?
We're doing pretty good. Tell everybody your story here.
So hey, so I've been in the Army for 27 years, and I got my right time order today.
Are you pumped?
Oh, I'm excited.
Here we go.
That's it.
I want to make sure you're pumped.
I wanted to make sure he was excited before we clap for him.
And he goes, yeah, and I'm bummed.
No, that's right.
First of all, that's amazing.
Appreciate you serving for one year, much less 27 years.
So what are you going to do once you retire?
I guess I have to get a real job.
Any idea?
What kind of real job you want to get?
I don't know.
I'll probably work a little pump for teachers.
I don't know.
I think the government doesn't want us to know what job he wants.
Oh, that's what you're cutting it out.
Yeah, it cut out.
Yeah, the government's like, do we don't...
So wait, say that again, Eric, you cut out.
I said, I got no secret stuff going on.
I'll figure it out.
Well, then let us say congratulations.
That's great news.
And I thank you for serving and thank you for sharing it with us, man.
No problem.
I know Amy was in...
Her husband was in the Air Force, and he flew out of Fort Bragg.
I probably jumped out of one of his planes.
On purpose?
Yeah, I said...
13 years in North Carolina.
I jumping out of planes, man.
I did it once.
I'm good.
Hated it every second of it.
Hate it going up.
Hate it coming down.
The only thing I liked was when I landed on the ground.
Ooh, that rhymes.
That's a good.
Yeah, sometimes I, and I'm stressing, I rhyme.
All right, thanks a lot.
Congratulations.
So Eddie wants to know if it's awkward if you ask another guy
where he bought his clothes.
Which guys would create weird rules?
We have weird rules.
Why I think women would just be like,
hey, where did you get that?
No problem.
No big deal.
But why, what happened first?
Well, I've been shopping for like new jeans and I don't know where to start, but I saw someone come in the studio the other day.
He was Marin's guitarist and I saw his jeans.
See, I already see lunchbox making faces at me.
And this is why I didn't want to ask.
You're even embarrassed to bring this up.
Go ahead.
And so I saw his jeans and I was about to be like, dude, what jeans are those and where did you get them?
Because I'd like to buy them.
And I stopped myself because I figured one, he probably would get awkward about that.
Because who asked another guy where you got your clothes?
And then I knew you guys would make fun of me.
At least lunch walks would make fun of me after I asked.
Okay, can a guy randomly ask another guy who's not a close friend where he got his clothes and how much they cost?
No.
No, no.
Because the guy thinks you're hitting on him.
What?
100%.
Oh my goodness, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you walk up to a dude and just be like, hey, man, where did you get those jeans?
Like, what?
Excuse me?
Like, they look good on you.
I thought I'd get me a pair.
I wouldn't say that.
Well, that's what you're basically saying is, hey, those look good on you the way they
shape your butt.
Let me go ahead and get me a pair.
That's not what he's saying.
I just like the way they look, the jeans.
Exactly.
Which I'm to call them?
No.
Oh my gosh.
No.
I mean, I'd really like to know where you got those jeans, but I just don't know if I
should even go there.
Just get, hey, let it go and maybe find my own pair of jeans.
Yeah, I think you can just go to the store, man.
First of all, is it awkward?
Yes or no.
Amy.
No.
I say no as well.
As long as you don't yell it out.
Have you ever done it?
Probably.
Probably like, hey, what brand is that?
Yeah.
Probably. I don't think it's that awkward.
But also, I'm not like a dude.
That's true.
I'm like somewhere in the middle.
You're not a dude dude, dude.
Yeah, I'm not really dude, dude.
Ray, what you think?
It's all about the article of clothing.
Jeans and shirt.
I mean, jeans is pretty bad.
There's no way you can pull that conversation off.
A t-shirt and shoes, yes.
Shirts and shoes are fine.
Shoes, I think, are 100% of shirt.
So now it depends on what item of clothing it is.
Yes, because jeans are like the butt, like you said.
Hey, great butt.
Where'd you get those jeans?
I think that's probably a weird thing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to see if I can get it on the phone.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh, this is going to be so awkward.
Dude, seriously.
I don't know if he's awake.
If it's going to make me look like not good, I don't want to do this.
I would ask him.
I mean, I would be like, yeah.
But I didn't do it.
I'd be like, hey, Ben, where did you get those jeans?
Ben, that's his name, Ben.
God, those jeans are cool, man.
And then I think he wore him at I heart festival too.
Because when I saw him, I'm like, do those are the jeans?
Now we're bordering on.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Let me see if we can track them down.
Let's play this song.
Cole Swindell, she had me at Heads, Carolina.
You guys can also go to the Facebook page and let us know.
Can a dude be like, hey, where did you get those pants?
I like them.
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
You just saying it right now, sounding weird.
It doesn't.
I would say that 100 out of 100 times.
Oh, man.
But you've already admitted you're different.
Yeah, I'm different.
You're not a dude dude.
All right, we got him.
Who? Bennett.
Dang it.
Bennett's a guitar player from Aaron Morris,
multi-instrumentalist.
Let's give him the respect.
deserves, but he also wears a heck of a pair of pants.
And Eddie...
You said that.
Eddie was like, I want to know where his jeans are from.
Would that be weird if I asked him?
Well, he doesn't know we're going to ask him.
He's going to be on the phone, and we're going to ask him where he got his pants.
You are.
Don't do anything weird.
Let me try to script something.
Go ahead.
I'll be him.
Hey, Eddie, what's going on?
What's up, dude?
Just ask.
Jeans.
Where'd you get?
No, not jeans.
Don't declare jeans.
Okay.
Let me work on it.
It's not a big deal.
Just be normal.
Who cares?
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a very talented musician, artist.
So his name is Bennett Lewis,
and recently he plays with Marin.
He's Marin's guitar player.
Super nice dude,
but he was in the studio last week,
and Eddie noticed that Bennett was wearing some pants that he liked.
Hey, Bennett, good morning.
Good morning.
What's going on?
Hey, I think he's like, wise Bobby texting me in the morning.
Yeah, probably.
But Bennett, first of all, I like you.
And I think you and I have become friendly over the years.
So I feel comfortable calling you.
Eddie would like to ask you a question.
Why don't you ask it for me?
No, no, you can ask him.
Just ask him.
Hey, Ben, what's up, bro?
No, don't be cool.
You don't have to like...
What's up, dude?
You don't have to be like football, beers.
Yeah, man.
Ask them.
You good?
Bro, what's up?
Hey, bro, last time you came in here,
you were wearing these cool jeans.
dude, I thought they were really cool.
And I'm actually looking for jeans.
So you don't mind telling me, where'd you get those?
Well, I appreciate you admiring my pants, Eddie.
Okay, jeans, man.
Jeans, my bad.
Anyways, we were out in Santa Barbara playing the Santa Barbara Bowl just a couple weeks ago,
and I was cruising around the town, checking out of the stores.
And there was a place out there called Ace Rivington.
And I think it's kind of like the I'm a Gene and Willie of Santa Barbara.
But yeah, that's where they came from.
I picked them up. I've had them just a couple weeks.
So I'm glad you like him.
Awesome, dude. That's cool, man.
That's awesome.
Why are you yelling and talking about?
This is so awkward.
Why are you being like, oh, dude.
I don't feel weird.
Would it be weird if you were just here and I was like, hey, dude, your pants are awesome.
Where'd you get those?
Would that be weird to you?
I don't feel entirely weird right now, so no.
Yeah, I don't think it'd be a big deal.
He said entirely.
He said a little bit.
But he should feel partially weird because we got him on the phone on a national show
talking about his pants.
Okay, what if Eddie said,
hey, man, I like the way those fit.
No, that's not the thing.
I didn't say that to anybody.
But you could say I like that.
That's what that means.
Eddie, I'm a 31, 34.
So if you want to come try them on, you're welcome to you.
Oh, wait.
Thanks, Bennett.
I'm cool, dude.
So this is one of those places where they custom fit them to your body?
Then they do that kind of stuff.
This was just kind of off the table.
They had them all folded up.
But yeah.
Well, the guy that wears great pants is Bennett Lewis.
And it's Ace Riventon?
Yes, sir.
Cool, man.
We check those out.
Follow him on Instagram, Bennett, Dean Lewis.
He wears great pants.
He's got a lot of great pants.
Hey, Bennett, were you wearing that at the festival, too, when you played on stage?
You know, I think I may have been.
Yeah, yeah, I noticed those.
I noticed those.
Those are cool, man.
He knew the fit.
All right.
Hey, Bennett, we appreciate your time and keep rocking great pants.
I appreciate it, Bobby.
Hope to see you guys soon.
All right, Bennett.
See you, buddy.
Yeah, see you, Bennett.
You made that weird.
Later, bro.
No, no, you made that weird.
If you would have just been like, hey, your pants were all.
Awesome. Where'd you get those?
I didn't know how to ask the question.
Well, you asked the wrong way.
What do you mean? What did I say?
Yo, bro. What's up? Yo.
Chicks.
I didn't say chicks.
Sports.
Yeah, man, that just feels weird.
I don't think that's ever come out of my mouth like that.
That's just, it felt really strange.
But it shouldn't come out like you said it.
Okay, what if it was a hat?
That's different.
Watch this.
Whoever comes.
If we get a dude in here in the next couple weeks, if I remember, I'll just compliment his pants.
Be like, where'd get those pants.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
And it won't be weird.
I'll do it a few times over the next and just and we'll see if it's weird or not.
Okay.
We'll never mention it and we'll go,
and these jeans are awesome.
Where did you get those?
We'll see if it feels weird through it.
See, the way you asked that though is so perfect.
I can't do that.
You know, why?
Because it wasn't a big deal.
Okay.
I'm making it a big deal is what you're saying.
Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, dude?
Yo, just talks around.
Jeans are cool.
Hair.
Don't shave under your pit.
Whatever.
Thanks, man.
I do shave my pits.
That's where I went.
Okay.
Don't shave under your pits.
Coming up in about 15 minutes.
I was scrolling through reels on Instagram, and I came across this song.
Rarely happens nowadays, and I was like, dang, that's a good song.
So I'm going to play it for you, and I did a little interview with the artist.
So 15 minutes or so, a song that I was so struck by.
I said, damn, I got to play that on the air.
Tomorrow.
So 15 minutes or so.
All right, now, time for the news.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Hurricane Ian is churning at a slow 10 miles per hour,
and that is helping to strengthen the storm to be a case.
Cat 5 of the winds need to be at 157.
Ian is now, right now at 155.
It is expected to have a massive storm surge, catastrophic winds, flooding in the communities,
and we're just waiting to see and hope all of our friends down in Florida in the Tampa area.
I hope they're okay.
They got where they needed to go.
They're stocked up.
I know our station there is cutting out at times to cover, have coverage for the storm,
and we're just rooting for you and thinking about you and waiting to see what happens with everybody else
and seeing how we can help.
So that's from weather.com.
You just hope, like some of these storms
will just at the last minute veer off
or lose strength.
I don't think it's going to gain
a whole, whole lot more strength.
It may gain a little bit more strength
or I would love for it just to go,
you know what?
I'm tired.
Never mind.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
That'd be awesome.
So we're rooting for you.
We're thinking about you
and we're looking for ways to help
when it does come in.
Also in the news,
the traveler sues Airbnb for $1.3 million
After the husband dies
from a contaminant,
hot tub. A woman is gearing up to sue Airbnb. Her name's Sandra. She was visiting with her family
in 2016. When he became sick, Paul, her husband, after using the hot tub in the Airbnb rental,
Paul died a few days later because he had Legionaire's disease. Not sure if that's how you say it,
but that's what it says here. So now she is suing. She believes the contaminated hot tub was
what took his life. Quote, I do not believe the jacuzzi had been properly maintained and had not been
used for some time before our arrival.
That is from Yahoo. I wish I could
have seen what it looked like. Because if it's
gross and grudy, you probably just don't
get in it. And if you
think it hadn't been used in a while,
maybe you don't get in it
at all. And if you turn it on, sometimes there's
the air,
the jets. Sometimes they just shoot out straight dirt. I've been in one
before. I was like you're covered in dirt.
That's what you probably get out. I don't
know. I'm basing all of this on
this story, but I don't think she'll win
this money. Yeah, I thought it was weird to reading the story where she says she believes
that it came from the jacuzzi. I don't know if she has proof. Yeah, Legionnaires disease is a
serious type of pneumonia caused by Legionella bacteria. People get sick when they breathe in small
droplets of water or accidentally swallow water containing Legionella into the lungs.
Sounds like a hot tub. Okay. Yeah, it does sound weird.
That does sound unsub. We had a bathtub once. It had jets. Never got used in the guest room.
We'd moved into this house. Like two houses ago. I had moved to.
into this house like two houses ago. And I turned it on
because it has a little button you push.
It's like a suction button. And I'm talking about
straight mud. Oh, oh.
It's like had five or six brown nipples on my
chest all that way. It was disgusting, man.
And I was like, oh, I never got in the bathtub
again. I never even cleaned. I never even fixed
what was dirty about it. I just never got in that thing.
Here's a story. A man's caught peeing on his ex-wife's
grave every morning
in a 48-year grudge.
What? Whoa.
Let it go, dude.
Every morning, Sugar-A?
You have to go that hard?
In New York, Michael Murphy has some major and justifiable concerns
over things that were showing up around the grave of his mom.
Murphy says that almost every morning,
fresh poop and peeke could be found right on it.
No.
To get to the bottom, what was going on,
he set up what he calls clandestine devices
and attempt to catch the evil doer in the act.
It turns out it was his mom's ex-husband.
The two were married briefly, but they divorced in 1974,
had been out of contact since 1976,
nearly 48 years after the divorce
and five years after her death.
He was still taking a peeper, taking a pee, or leaving a poo at the gravesite.
Bro.
That is rough.
Occasionally he even brought his current wife to help out.
No way.
What's happening here?
Okay, they need help.
Why would you even marry a dude or be with a dude that has a grudge like that?
Not right.
That is from the mirror.
You know, at least he was consistent.
Every day.
Yeah, something to say, yeah, something to say.
Guys, shows up for work with his lunch pail and just gets it done.
Dang, that's some go-to-therapy stuff.
Yeah.
Kenny Chesney gave that show the patient permission to make Sam.
the psycho killer, a member of No Shoes Nation.
I love this show.
We watched the new one that came out last night.
Steve Carell plays a therapist, and he gets abducted by a serial killer.
Now, not to kill him, but he's like, you have to help me.
You have to give me therapy.
I don't want to be a serial killer anymore.
So Steve Carrell is, like, chained in this room, and he has to give therapy to the serial killer.
And it's dark, and it's awesome.
But he is obsessed with Kenny Chesney.
It's hilarious.
Wow.
Like, he'll do bad stuff, and he'll go to his computer and be like, talk to friends in the
Shus Nation chat room.
That's funny.
And he goes to shows.
He's been to like 17 Kenny Chesney shows.
And so I just read Kenny Chesney had to give permission.
But he was also listening to Marin in one of the scenes too.
He loves country music.
He drives up.
He's in a truck and circles around this town.
So Billy Currington shows up.
Really?
He loves country music.
I feel like they're trying to make us look bad.
Yeah, man.
But the show is still so good.
I'm like, ah, whatever.
But Kenny Chesney had to say yes to that.
vegans and vegetarians are depressed twice as often as meat eaters according to a new study.
I have a theory on this, by the way.
But vegetarians experience depressive episodes twice as frequently as meat eaters,
according to a new study by the Brazilian researchers published in the journal of effective disorders.
There's a quote positive association between the prevalence of depressive episodes and a meatless diet the study reads.
And it goes on to the brain and brain chemistry.
But I think vegetarians mostly get depressed because what are you going to put?
A1 on.
That's the main reason.
What are you going to put A1 sauce on?
Nothing.
So you're just depressed.
A1 sauce, really one of the gems of Mother Nature?
Like, it's just such a, when it hit your tongue, it's like this.
Oh, there's only a couple things that made me feel like that.
Mountain Dew.
Oh, wow.
I might have one glass every two years, but I love Mountain Dew.
You drink it, you go, look, your body does this.
Oh, man.
It's like, I remember.
A1.
It can be the worst steak ever.
You pour some A1 on it?
They can make a bad steak great.
And a great steak, even better.
A1.
Ding.
I'm not even doing commercials for them.
They won't even hire me to do commercials.
I still love it.
Also in the new, stress can make people focus more on their spouse's bad habits.
Even married couples who are still in the honeymoon period after their relationship suffers from this.
Past studies showed stressful life circumstances can affect how couples interact.
I think if you're stressed, you just.
short with everybody.
It's all relationships, yeah.
Yeah, just general public.
If you're stressed out, you have a shorter fuse.
And it gets slipped.
Boom.
It just blows up a lot quicker.
Stress is tough.
And eventually stress wears you out.
It's bad for your physical health.
That's why, Eddie, do you your commercial.
Relax.
Betterhealth.com.
Go to Betterhealth.
Hey, that's why just chill, man.
I thought that's what you wanted me to do.
No, better health.
Yeah, BetterHell.com.
Promocode is Bones, I think, right, guys?
Bones, Bobby, something like that.
You need to send that guy that's peeing on his ex-wife's grave to better help.
He needs to get 10% off by using that promo co-bones for the first month at betterhelp.com.
I don't remember what it is.
A man buys 200 lottery tickets for one drawing and then wins $1 million.
A Virginia lottery player won one million bucks with the top prize of $5,000, but he had 200 identical tickets.
That's a commitment.
That is a commitment.
It seems like a bad strategy, but it worked.
That's a heck of a commitment
Because you are not diversifying
In any way
I believe these numbers are going to win
They were 0-265
200 tickets
Won $1 million
He remained calm
But he discovered his gamble
It paid off
Wow
That is from UPI
And that is your news
Those were
Bobby's big
Stories
It's rare that
I'm flipping through
And I find a song
I'm like dang that's so good
I got to play it on the radio
immediately
But that's what happened here
It's a Bobby Bones show interview
In case you didn't know
Her name is Megan Maroney
And I'm just kind of skimming through
And I see her playing guitar
And I'm always looking for music
Because I programmed the women of I hard country show
On the weekends
And I have a countdown that I do
And the name of the song was Tennessee Orange
And I thought
I'm not a big balls fan
I respect it
Do I even want to hear this
But it's a twist
It's not really what you think it is
And so I listen to the song
I'm like, dang that's real good
And I even commented, I was like, this is elite.
Because she went to the University of Georgia.
She's a big bulldog fan, diehard bulldog fan.
She's been in Nashville for a little bit, just a couple years.
I've had a couple songs that have gone somewhat viral,
but she's kind of killing it now because of this song.
Her name is Megan Maroni, and this is her and I talking yesterday for a couple of minutes,
and then I'm going to play the song.
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
Megan Maroney.
Megan, how long have you lived in Nashville?
Two years.
And so in that two years, you have written a lot on Zoom.
You've written a lot with folks.
You've written a lot of songs that have gone viral and, you know, had millions of streams as well.
But now you have this monster called Tennessee Orange.
But the weird part about it is you're not a Tennessee fan, are you?
No.
Absolutely not.
You're an absolute diehard.
Georgia fan.
Yeah, Georgia Bulldog fan.
And when you wrote this song, your mom told you she was not happy?
Oh, yeah.
I got the wrath.
Has the University of Tennessee sent you any stuff yet?
They have not.
No one's reached out to give you any Tennessee stuff.
No, and I'm scared to reach out to Georgia.
Okay.
Yeah, I would be too.
I'd be a little nervous about that too.
You grew up in Georgia.
What was the name of your town?
Douglasville.
And then what's the Douglasville mascot?
A cougar.
You thought they'd illiteration.
Like Douglasville demons.
Well, we were the Alexander Cougars.
So you're a cougar, but then you're a bulldog when you go to the University of Georgia
and you study accounting because you wanted to be possibly what?
An accountant.
Just straight up accounting?
Taxes.
Oof.
You've come a long way from tax caretaker to musician.
You come to Nashville, and you're in Nashville for how.
long until you write this song? I guess that was
a year and a half. So you're here for a year and a half. You write this song. Do you know
it's an instant hit? No. Because... I spent like six hours writing it, so
wasn't sure. It gets millions of streams
in the first week that it's out. And you're feeling a love from a lot of people. Dan,
from Dan and Shea reached out. I see... I mean, I saw it on
Reels on Instagram the first time that I... I think I wrote something like the song's
awesome or something like that. And so here we are. We're going to play it today.
how would you describe this song Tennessee Orange
because it's not exactly you being a Tennessee fan
it's you being a fan of somebody who's a Tennessee fan.
Right.
Yeah, so describe this song in like 15, 20 seconds,
exactly what you were thinking
and what you wanted to get out there.
I remember describing this is the closest thing
I could write to a love song.
It's not super crazy,
but I would wear a color for you.
And I think being from the South
and being a UJ grad,
that says a lot if I'm willing to wear a Tennessee orange
That says a whole lot.
Yeah.
I won't wear Oklahoma
I'm a red for my wife, so still, still won't do it.
Now, do you say who you wrote it about?
No.
Okay, no, she doesn't know.
She neither confirms nor denies it.
She even wrote the song, we should say.
Like, I don't even know who wrote it.
Right.
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In case you missed it, the last segment,
we played this song, Tennessee Orange from Megan Maroney.
I asked her who was about,
she was like, I don't say.
The speculation is it's about Morgan Wallin.
I'm being honest.
Oh.
That's a spanky, but she didn't.
want to say who it was about.
So maybe it's not.
I don't know, but the internet's all saying it's about Morgan Wallen.
I don't know if it is or not.
But again, I asked her and she was like, I'm not going to say, I'm not going to confirm
her tonight.
It's about anybody specifically.
I can respect that, sure.
So it comes out tomorrow as a full Bobbycast.
It's about an hour long.
The really interesting part that I had to like question a bit, she said that she was playing
a show with her sorority because she didn't grow up with a family of musicians, her dad and
her brother.
they played just for fun
but she did a talent show once
and then her sorority was like
hey since you just want this talent show
open up for John Langston
who they had hired her to come play
and she said while she was playing
Chase Rice saw her and said hey why don't you come open
a theater show and I was like Chase Rice saw you
he's like yeah we're having a sorority party
and he was there to promote his theater show
and I was like no he was there
you're telling me Chase Rice was at a sorority party
to promote his theater show
Hey he's working hard man I like that
I was like, that's not called promotion.
Chase Rice is at a sorority party.
No, that's not where you go to promote a show.
It can be one of the 30 places you go, I guess.
Chase Rice was at a sorority party because it was a sorority party.
That's funny.
Yeah.
And so that's where she was spotted,
and then she went to open for him at a theater show in Georgia.
I just couldn't get over the fact that Chase Rice was at a sorority party
saying he was promoting a show.
And then she's like, yeah, then he knew John.
So then he got up there and saying, I'm sure he did.
Yeah.
Hey, ladies.
I want to do.
But I just think it's funny that that's the story.
He was promoting a theater show,
but he was at a sorority party to promote a theater show.
I like it.
So it'll be up tomorrow on the Bobbycast.
It was a real guy.
It's nice.
Megamoroni.
That song's really good.
And we'll move from there.
You know, in my house right now,
I got a limping bulldog.
I mentioned it way early this morning when the show started.
Stanley, my bulldog,
has been limping around for the past three weeks or so.
And sometimes it gets better.
We give them like this Advil type stuff.
and sometimes he goes back to it.
So we finally took him into the doctor.
By the way, it's forever to get in.
There was a waiting list, like days and days and days, just to get in.
And so we go in and they do the x-ray.
One of his ACLs is torn halfway through.
The other ACL is completely torn in half.
There's nothing there.
And so they say he's got two messed up legs.
The ACL is banned near knee.
A lot of athletes get ACL or MCL injuries on one side of the knee or the other.
And so he's got a completely torn ACL in a half.
half torn and they're like he needs surgery
like I guess you don't have to do it right now but it's going to be a two month type rehab
thing where he can't get off a leash.
Oh wow.
Because he can't run after he has surgery.
He either has to stay in a crate or stay in a room.
He can't play with Eller and if he's out, he's always got to be on a leash.
He's going to hate that.
I mean he's going to hate that.
So he walks around now and he doesn't seem sad or like he's hurt but he just keeps his
legs straight in the back. He like
walked with straight. And so
now I'm debating on when do I get him
surgery because I'll grab his legs
and squeeze a little bit to see if it hurts him. Because if it does,
but he doesn't. He's fine.
I don't know that when he sits,
he sits with his legs straight out now.
Because you can tell he's making sure his legs
aren't hurting him
just every day. But I've got to put him
through. I was thinking about waiting until the dead of winter because he can't
go outside anyway and run around. In the dead of winter.
But I also don't
want to wait if he's miserable.
I would say get it over with.
Go for it.
Yeah, I mean, they didn't say we had to rush to do it.
They said if we didn't do it,
his legs would have crazy arthritis in those places.
I think because the bones will be on each other.
I don't know anything about it,
but now I got a dog with one ACL completely gone
and one halfway torn.
I don't know what happened.
Don't know how it happened.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Something at the same time must have happened
to affect them both.
Right.
So what are we going to say?
I just have a dumb question.
Did dogs have two ACLs or four?
Four?
That's a good question.
I think they have four, right?
Yeah.
Four legs.
I know.
Well, I know.
They don't have arms.
They don't have arms.
They're kind of like his arms, but they're not his arms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The front leg.
I guess if he were walking on his
bottom feet only.
They were like, hello, nice to meet you.
And he was shaking, you know, standing up.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I think he's got four legs.
Okay.
I think.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, now I'm questioning myself.
That's got to be right.
It's got to be four legs and four knees.
But I didn't know if the back legs were designed different than the front legs.
Would you look up?
Do dogs have four ACLs?
Because at this point, now I've started to question myself.
I know.
Well, I'm just worried about his other two.
He's got two good ones right now.
If we have any vets out there that are hearing this,
I want to call me and let me know exactly what to do.
It's a good idea.
Because, again, I have an x-ray.
One's completely gone.
And one's halfway torn.
And they're like, you have to have certain.
Oh, our power just went out.
What is Stephanie?
Oh, man.
Are we still on the air?
End of times.
That was cool.
I would say, yeah.
A second.
Wow.
This never happens in here.
Ever.
Were we off for a while, Ray or no?
I can't even hear Ray.
No, no, no, we're good.
Wow.
In the history of me doing this show,
what just happened in the studio has never happened.
Really?
Ever.
That went black for like a whole second.
Scoob, what do you think?
He's checking.
He said there was a long delay, but he does hear audio playing.
Bobby Bone Show.
Don't worry up the day.
This story comes us from Memphis, Tennessee.
A 23-year-old woman was out celebrating her birthday,
went to the bar, doing some drinking,
as they're leaving the bar, she's the passenger in the car, you know, sober driver.
So she leans out the window, pulls out a handgun, bam, bam.
Celebration, baby.
Yeah.
That's what I do every birthday.
And when police pulled her over, they said, what are you doing?
She goes, I'm getting turned up for my birthday.
Absolutely.
Turned up.
What better way than to shoot in the air wildly.
You know, bullets that go up.
They got to come down.
Yes.
That's a really irresponsible thing to do because, again, if it goes up, it has to come down.
And I always wonder, why aren't there more of those stories of,
just like, yeah, I got hit by a stray bullet coming down.
Somebody shot it up.
I think the odds aren't good, meaning that it's going to hit somebody.
And I think about that.
If you're just standing on the earth, a small thing hitting you.
But if it does, it's going to kill you.
Yeah.
But the odds of it actually hitting you probably very, very low.
Okay, that's it then.
I did see a story of a woman, and she got pulled over.
She was drinking and driving.
And the cop pulled her over.
I was like, do you understand you've been drinking?
She was like, yes.
You know, you're driving?
She's like, no, I was it.
The dog was.
Do you got see this?
She's like on the dog?
shows my dog was driving
and the officer's like
hmm
you're telling me
she said yeah
she swore to it
she was like the dog was driving not me
they ended up
but for a minute you gotta wonder
hmm
is that the perfect way to get out of it
they can't like you say
can't prove it
what if you just like put the dog in the seat
then you go for sure
so all right lunchbox
I'm lunchbox
that's your bonehead story of the day
a woman had to be restrained
and handcuffed during an American Airlines
flight. It was going from Miami to Los Angeles because she stood up. She looked at the passengers
and started yelling, we're all going to die. We're all going to die. Other passengers say she also
yelled, repent, redemption is coming. We're all going to die. First thing I'm looking is,
is she wearing something like a bomb? She's probably not unless she was able to somehow make it out of
soap once she got into the plane. But anybody yelling stuff like that? I'm like, what else are they up to?
So she's screaming it.
The people then charge her back and they hold her down.
They had to take the plane and put it down in El Paso, which ruined everybody's day.
The plane was inspected.
There was nothing funny happening.
And the plane went on to Los Angeles, I guess six or seven hours late.
That stinks.
Yeah.
But also, if that happens and you still get to your thing on time, that's probably pretty funny.
Yeah.
Did they make it on time you think?
No, I just said that.
No.
No, what it means?
I literally just said it.
I literally said six or seven.
But I literally said there were six or seven hours late.
You weren't like, how did you miss three seconds ago?
Yeah, that's kind of weird.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What's the O, Mike?
20 bucks.
No.
This is numerous violations.
Did Amy pay hers?
I will.
Okay, everybody's money is due by the end of the week.
Okay.
Okay.
Doppels.
Fine.
I just told you my Vegas situation.
I lost 300.
Now you lost 20 more.
I know.
Because you weren't listening at your job.
And now I got to tell my wife I lost $20.
Tell him you weren't doing your job.
No, I don't get thought of that.
It's a satisfactory level.
Right, everybody.
Let's go to the board.
Eddie missed that, right?
It was three seconds later.
Ray?
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't even close.
That was embarrassingly bad.
Yeah, Morgan?
Yeah, I agree.
Lunchbox?
I just wonder if they got there on time.
Oh, good question.
Oh, hey, $20.
Amy?
I mean, I feel you, Eddie, but yeah, it's bad.
Eddie, you're down 20.
Great.
It goes into the kitty.
Bobby had just said, you know, I mean,
if you make it to your destination on time,
even though six or seven hours later,
or whatever it was, seven, eight hours.
At least it's a funny story.
Yeah, but that didn't even make sense to me.
That's why I was like, wait a minute.
How does that not make sense?
Because she said it in a way that didn't make sense.
Okay, bye everybody.
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