The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Lunchbox Attempted To Fix The Soap Dispenser He Broke + What Does A Listener Want From The Entire Show To Get Tattooed? + Update On The Money Lunchbox Invested In Stocks

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Lunchbox attempted to fix the soap dispenser he broke at work, find out how it went! Plus, a listener asks the entire show for something so she can get it tattoed on her, hear what it is! Then, we get... an update on the money Lunchbox invested in stocks. Find out what he bought and if he's making any money from it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits,
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Starting point is 00:01:19 So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips.
Starting point is 00:01:29 This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:01:58 What's happening, everybody? Thank you for coming here to the Wednesday show. Morning, studio. Morning. So if you're a new listener, this is what we do. We go around the room. There's four of us here. four of us main characters
Starting point is 00:02:08 and we just give a little snippet from our life. It's very easy. We always go to Eddie first so here he is our producer, our video producer and co-host, Eddie, everybody. Guys, I've grown up, I've matured and I found that out this week because I started to watch Beavis and Butthead. I was so excited
Starting point is 00:02:24 there was a reboot. The new version. Yeah, Mike Judges Beavis and Butthead on Comedy Central. I'm like, let's watch this. I used to love this when I was a kid. I turned it on. Five minutes later, I'm like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. and I turned it off. I watched a clip.
Starting point is 00:02:38 It's probably five minutes long on TikTok. So dumb. And they were learning about white privilege. And they were like, white privilege, huh? And he's like, yeah, white people just. And so they think he means they have it. So they go out and start to do everything. And they're like, no, they said, we're white, we can do it.
Starting point is 00:02:50 And they're like taking color. Hilarious. That's funny. It's hilarious. I did not feel like I had grown up. Really? I felt like, I still got it. They were like, no, we can take this.
Starting point is 00:02:59 It's white privilege. The teacher said so. Oh, my gosh. The one I saw was they were going to an escape room, and they take the wrong turn and go into a bathroom and they're like, oh, we're stuck in here, what we do? Like, you just described that, Ray,
Starting point is 00:03:13 as all three laugh out lying out. It was so funny. That's funny. And instead of watching music videos, I think you were in a bad mood, buddy. Maybe. Yeah. I need to revisit it.
Starting point is 00:03:21 That's hilarious. What were they doing instead of music videos? They watch social videos like TikToks. So on the old show, they would show music videos, like parts of them, they'd be like, Huh, Pantera. Yeah. They rock, and a little click quick
Starting point is 00:03:33 and then come back to them. But now they watch. They watch TikToks. They were like, look at this stupid girl. She's right up. Dude, that's funny. Makes me want to go watch Beavis and Fun. Yeah, it really does.
Starting point is 00:03:43 All right, here he is. Lunchbox, everybody. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, last week, Eddie revealed that I kind of took the soap dispenser off the wall in the bathroom when I was doing some building inspection, you know, I was checking. No, no, no, no, no. You were literally acting like a child going, I wonder if this thing's stable. Boom, and you took it off the wall. Yeah, I gave it a little jiggle, and it came off in my hand.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Well, we got an email from the land. lord of our building saying that it was bought to my attention by one of my employees that listens to the show that an employee that goes by the name of lunchbox was joking on air about pulling the soap dispenser off the wall so we don't own the building anymore there's somebody else here that owns the building and they are a different business upstairs yeah and they also talked about one of the guys cars leaking oil on the parking lot did you guys all see this I don't check over email I didn't see this if they would like to pay us to fix the soap dispenser we will and we will get some dry oil stuff to pick up the oil off the garage floor.
Starting point is 00:04:38 So I got this email and I'm like, dang, this dude's ticked. So I went ahead and I fixed the soap dispenser myself. You didn't. I just went in the bathroom and it was on the kit on that. No, no, no, no, I did it. Like I did a whole video, everything, how I'm Mr. Fixit video. I teach you how to fix things around the office. Wait, but where did you see the?
Starting point is 00:04:56 Literally, right before the show started, on the sink, face down. So someone else took it off the wall. Okay. Do you have some clip? you're trying to stay up here. Oh my gosh. Okay, go ahead. Okay, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Welcome to the tutorial on how to fix things around your house or office. Let me show you how to fix things that break. Let's start with the soap dispenser that came off the wall. It wasn't very sturdy. First, you're going to grab the item. Press it firmly against the wall. You know what we should do, actually, is you should pre-rip the tape. See how there wasn't enough space?
Starting point is 00:05:34 Pre-ripped. Then stick it to the wall. it to the wall. Boom. That's pretty good. I have no idea what you're doing. Tadda! It's fixed.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Are you taping it to the wall? I taped it to the wall. Huh. Yeah. And I tried to just... Laughing, shooting the video. Scuba. Because I go to tape it, and there wasn't enough room to, like, get the tape in there,
Starting point is 00:05:54 so I had to, like, pull it back and rip it, and then... That's why it's not up there still then. Yeah. Yeah, that landlord's not happy, guys. Scoob, how much longer are we in this building, do you think? They say we have to be out by the end of the year, but I think after this, we'd probably out and play next week. Every time he does it, it's a month earlier.
Starting point is 00:06:09 We got oil leaker, soap breaker. All right, thank you, Lusbuck. Let's go over here. She is, Amy, everybody. When I was a kid, my grandma would give me and my sister, Madam Alexander Dolls. Like Cabot Fadge? American Girl? No, they're up a level.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Like, they're nice. You don't play with them. They just sit there. Like a crappy toy. That seems terrible. What a great gift. Listen. I don't know what the deal was, but every birthday, Christmas,
Starting point is 00:06:37 And so we had a ton of them. They would line my room on a shelf, like all the way around. And whenever I went to college, my mom packed them up, put them away. And then when my mom died, they were, I didn't bring them back to Nashville with me. My mom's friend was like, I'll hold on to these. Well, I just found out she has them on. I'm like, oh, my gosh, there they are. These could be worth a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Have you searched them? Some are. Some are selling like $20,000. No, I mean yours. Well, I need, she's going to ship them to me. Uh-huh. So I'm about to have them shipped here, and I'm going to see what we've got. And I don't know if you want to go in business.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Who? You? Get lunchbox going to business with you. Yeah, I'll go into business with you. I thought you're going to business with him. It's a terrible idea. I don't know what your investment is or what you would get out of it. Maybe you post about it because then more people would go look at the dolls.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Wait, what do I get if I post about it? He doesn't even post about the shoes we sell. He's going to post back your dumb dolls? I'm looking at them on eBay here. There's like 69. 299, 250, but I don't say anything 20, ors. Two, 250? That's still a lot. That's really good. No, no, you can't say it's a lot when you bring up 20,000.
Starting point is 00:07:46 No, no, if you, yeah, there's one, I googled it. There's one for 20,000. But see, I don't know if any of mine are still in the box. TBD. Okay, well, let me know. TBD. I'm happy to recommend you a good business partner. I got eBay skills. It has terrible.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I don't have an eBay account, so it actually would be very helpful. Him? Yes. or somebody. Stop saying me. I'm business dealed out with you guys. This has not been good for me. Okay, Ray, do me.
Starting point is 00:08:13 From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He doesn't like having to drink water all the time, and he's way better at making things rhyme. Bobby Bones. Thank you very much. So first of all, I'd like to tell you, that you know that you can order in a little, like, canister, like Lidicane,
Starting point is 00:08:28 they use, like, at the doctor, to numb stuff. Oh. I didn't know you could order it. So I have an injury from my backside, my B.H. Terrible injury. And my wife's like, order some lighting and it hurts but it does numb it. I didn't know you could order that just online. So I'm letting there but what? So that way when you have to, you just don't feel anything
Starting point is 00:08:46 there? No, it just all the time. It hurts all the time. It's like a wound. Yeah, so I put it on and it hurts for a second, but it actually works and it numbs it. I didn't know you could buy that stuff. I thought it was like doctor only, but it's hardcore. You can buy it. Merry Christmas. Yeah, some women put it on their feet before they wear high heels. That would make sense. Something else I wanted to share was if you ever get ulcers in your mouth, anytime I go to the dentist, I get them. On the inside, it's like the soft tissue. It's like mouth trauma and I get them.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Or if I get really stressed, I'll get like the little inside ulcers. If you take, like, Listerine specifically and you swish it around, it gives you a few hours of relief. It hurts like the devil for a little bit. But then it gives you a few hours of relief. Also you can put salt on it. That never worked for me. I don't feel really. Yeah, I just licked it off.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I put it on and be like, hmm, taste good. You put lime on? Yeah. I have something happening right here on the inside of my lip. Yeah. But like, I keep biting it really, really hard and it hurt. That's what seems about the mouth. If anything that feels weird, you want to, like, bite.
Starting point is 00:09:42 But I don't know why I'm doing it all morning long. It, like, actually really hurts, but I can't stop, like, purposely biting down on it. Like, it's like, that feels so good pain. Because it feels abnormal in your mouth. Like, I'm doing it right now. I'm so good. You want some light of candy on my butt? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I also get a pickleball injury I'm dealing with. You're not really supposed to die playing pickleball? It's like tennis. Basically, and I dove and I scratch all the skin off my thumb. Oh. And it's finally starting to heal. But that's my third recommendation. Don't dive playing pickleball.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Did you get the point? Nope. Yeah, I don't see. It's not worth it. But I'm known as a hustler, and I can still move pretty good. You know, really set my reputation is a diver now. I only takes one dive, and that's blood all over my hand. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:10:25 And I didn't wipe it off. I just played bloody. Yeah, of course he did. I didn't see it. I played bloody. It was awesome. All right, we're ready to go. It's kind of like Dear Abby, if you're older.
Starting point is 00:10:33 You know what Deer Abby is? Yeah. I remember that. I call them. They started like the 20s. People would write for advice. I wish we'd have named it something cooler before we got started. So generic.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. My co-worker has a sleazy boyfriend who grabbed another co-worker's fiancé's booty at our Christmas party. The entire office is now aware of the event that took place at the party. That is, everyone except a girlfriend of the booty green. grab her.
Starting point is 00:11:06 So she works there, but her boyfriend grabs somebody's butt. Got it. Yeah. None of us know what to do since this coworker has a habit of ignoring red flags. But since she's also planning on, well, marrying him and spending the rest of her life with him, we feel like we should tell her. Should we? Should we send an anonymous email? Or not stick our spoon into someone else's chili?
Starting point is 00:11:32 Sincerely dazed and confused. Boy, that's weird, though, because it's not just about the drama, and you're just getting in the drama for the sake of it. If you're actually looking out for somebody in their future, I think it's different. I don't think it's getting in the chili if you're actually worried about somebody's future. But here's another wrinkle. It's at work. It's a co-worker. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:53 So that's tricky, too. If she doesn't accept this advice or whatever, like, she's going to turn on them. The problem is, if you go and you're like, hey, your boyfriend grab so-and-so's butt, her first reaction is going to be defensive and mad at you. Yeah. That's why I always recommend having a good burner account. You go back to the burner. Always. Amy, what would you do?
Starting point is 00:12:11 I mean, this is so hard. I mean, you do risk getting in the chili. But if it's for her benefit, I think it depends how close you are to her. And maybe it's who's the closest to her. And they kind of have to be nominated to say something. Yeah, you have a group meeting. All right. Who's the closest?
Starting point is 00:12:27 And I don't think you can actually, here's the problem too. If you just go to her one-on-one, she can just not believe one person. but if you go to her like three of you who know it for sure happened, then she feels like she's getting ganged up on. Oh, yeah. Because that's the thing too. You have to handle this very delicately, but I do think she needs to know.
Starting point is 00:12:43 But here's the thing, she probably already knows these sleaze ball. That's what I was like, what if she's like, yeah? You don't really live with a sleaze ball. What's new? And eventually not find out they're a sleaze ball. You can only hide the sleeves for so long. So, Amy, what would you do? I guess I work on finding a way to delicately share this with her.
Starting point is 00:13:01 In some way. call a meeting. Everybody submit their best idea and go with that. Oh boy. It's easy, guys. You guys always want to get up in people's business. Leave it alone. Don't mess with the chili.
Starting point is 00:13:12 That's the easy thing to do. That's the easy thing to do. Just leave her alone. Let her find out on her own. She dates this dude. She knows you're not good friends with the girl. Yeah, you work with her. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:13:21 If freaking Morgan's boyfriend is cheating on her, I'm not going to go tell her. Oh, my God. You wouldn't say anything if Morgan was dating somebody and they were cheating on her? I would hope you would. She's just your co-worker. But she's my friend, but I'm not trying to get up in that chili. Maybe she's down with that. If she had somebody cheating on her, you would not tell her.
Starting point is 00:13:37 No. I don't hope all of you would. Yeah. I would think every one of us would tell her immediately. Yeah. So if my wife's cheating on me, you coming to me? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Oh. Tell them, bones. Yes, of course. We'd be like, bruh. Okay, well, I just, I'm not getting involved in someone else's chilly. Like, I'm letting them deal with their thing. Their relationship, I don't know what their relationship is. That's true.
Starting point is 00:14:00 But we also, we're also closer. than I think they're normal. We're here together. Correct. All super close. That's why I said earlier, it depends how close you are to the person. Yeah, like, I mean, maybe they're okay with butt grabs at parties. Maybe that's one of their rules. My wife, when I was going out, she used to tell me, no tongue. I was going to kiss another chick. So you could kiss a girl without tongue. Yeah. That's that. You're nuts. Eddie? Look, I'm with lunchbox on a different level, though, because, no, no, like, stay out of the chili, right? But for this reason, it's work. Like, if for some reason, she just doesn't take it
Starting point is 00:14:28 well, like you're, this is going to affect your work. Like, you see your future. your income, all that. So I understand doing the right thing for her is helping her, telling her what's up. But if she's not a friend, she's a co-worker, stay out of it. I would agree that if you're not close to her, if 10 means best friends, if you're not 6.5 or nobody is, I don't think she's going to believe you anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:50 So, but if you're 6.5 or above, you've got to find a way to go tell her. We would tell Morgan immediately. That being said, there's a salesperson here. We found out we don't know really. We're not going to go say anything. We may gossip about it amongst ourselves. We're not going to say anything. So I think the answer is this.
Starting point is 00:15:05 It depends how close you are. So I'll go back to that. And if you are close, you've got to figure out who's the closest that she'll trust and have them say something to her. But if you're not close, yeah, you got to be close enough to actually make that uncomfortable conversation happen. That's my advice. And if you're not, then don't. Because that's chili you don't want to taste. That's right.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Work chili, you don't taste good. Friend chili, you know, you don't want to be in it, but you will get in it. Family chilly. What if you're interested in her and you want her to break up with him? Then you go and tell right away. He can make some stuff up then. Heck, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:38 That's true. I know. I know. Yeah, the butt grab is very, very creepy. Yeah, the bug grab itself is a weird thing. Yeah, it's like. That's sleaze. That's all right word for it.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Slease. So there you go. We gave you that 6.5 or above. You got to have a little conversation. Or if she has a really close friend there that 6.5 or above, you tell them and let them do that. Yeah, put it on that. That's the truth.
Starting point is 00:15:58 And then if you don't expect to go to the one. wedding probably. Probably won't want to go anyway. You get butt grabbed. Oh yeah, I was just saying you might not get invited. All right, there you go. Thank you. Close it up. We got your email. Amy, why are you bringing this to us today? Is it something personal that's happened here on this show? Is it something in your life? Why do you want to talk about gossiping? I think just in general, I'm trying to be careful with my words, especially with friends and like how it's making them feel if I'm speaking as their way or me feel. And I got curious, like, wait, if I'm venting about something and I'm sharing with a friend, I was like, is this is this gossiping so then it got me curious and I looked up the difference what is
Starting point is 00:16:42 venting well venting is something that we do out of frustration and it involves you and doesn't harm others it just helps you vocalize your feelings and there's normally healing associated that and it leads to solutions so sometimes i've venting gossip though yeah oh but that that would be gossip oh like you're vented about someone yeah like i'm venting some gossip so does that roll over into the gossip category? Well, gossip is done out of boredom. The situation... Oh, I'm not bored. Okay, the situation doesn't involve you. Whereas venting, it involves you. So you're venting to a friend.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Oh, that's the main one. Got it. Uh, gossiping is ill intentioned. It comes from a desire to be nosy, not genuine concern. It leaves you feeling guilty in the end. And then instead of solutions, it sometimes creates new problems. So that's the difference. So, you know, if you are venting to a friend about something that involves you, it may involve other people, but you're trying to get something out that's with that friend not gossiping. I told you I read the four agreements about once a year.
Starting point is 00:17:42 One of the agreements is don't talk bad about other people ever. And the book is super quick. You can read it probably in an hour. Even in therapy? Well, I don't know about therapy, but it's just generally, don't talk about other people in a negative way.
Starting point is 00:17:56 And it kind of is, about six months after I read the book, it tends to fade. And I start talking crap about people again. But for a while, I'm able to actually, and it makes you feel better. Like you feel more whole. You don't worry about other people's crap as much. Yeah, the leaves you feel in guilty part under gossiping, that, that's your, I mean, sometimes, or at least this has been my experience.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Like, if I've done that, I'm like, oh, yeah, I do. I'm like, oh, this doesn't feel good. And I want other people that I'm around to feel good, so I don't want to create that. Vinting's about yourself. Gossiping is just about others. And it's normally done out of boredom, so check yourself. Who's biggest gossip around here? Lunchbox.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Oh, yeah. But I was thinking about spilling the tea. Like, what does that fall under? Gossip. Oh, gossip. When we spill the tea on the show? But you guys want to hear about that stuff, right? Yeah, like, I'm encouraging it.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Yeah, it's done to be nosy. If it's a bit, it's just for a bit. But sometimes this stuff rolls off the air, too, and you guys are all mad at each other after the show. What are you going to say? You think I'm, Eddie's more of a gossiper than I am. I think it was all up in every conversation trying to get dirt. But does he come and just go, hey, guess what I heard? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Wait, wait, don't even believe that I go around every conversation to get dirt. I don't walk around any conversations. Who's the biggest gossiper on the show? One of them, too. Well, you're basing that on spill the tea. Okay. Which is? Which is us bringing stories to the show.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Okay, so then probably lunchbox. Okay, I thought so too. How do you figure, what do I gossip about? You're a little gossip boy. I do bring the hot gossip. You do bring the hot goss sometimes. Hot goss, that's right. We'll show you bring the hot goss.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Okay, what's our learning lesson from this? That it's okay to vent about certain things, but then check yourself and maybe how you're presenting it. Make sure you're in line. And look, we're all guilty of gossip at some point in our lives. But the good news is now you have this information and you can be like, oh, okay, maybe I shouldn't say this right now about this other person because it doesn't involve me and it's none of my business. And I'm probably going to feel crappy afterwards. So there's no real solution here. And I would recommend reading the four agreements.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Yeah. If you can. One of those is don't take things personally. And, oh, that's so hard. That is tough. Well, especially in business. Don't take anything personal in business because it's just business. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:02 So that book, I mean, again, there are two books How to Make Friends, Influence People, you know, that book, I probably see the title wrong. I read that about once a year, amazing. It was written 100 years ago, still great. And the Four Agreements, you can read that in an hour. Maybe a little more than that. Also awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:18 And then don't gossip, but vent. But if you vent gossip, it's still gossip. There you go. We got it all figured out. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Do you learn how to drive a tractor?
Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah. I did actually. Combine. Like how old? Into small tractor. About three years ago, I'm breaking Bobby Bones. Oh. I meant like as a kid or like go-karts.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, all that, yes. Okay. No, I drove a stick on a truck. No, I don't work on a farm. There's a difference in farm and poor. That's true. I was poor. I didn't work on a farm.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, I drove four-wheelers. I mean, I wrecked a three-wheeler once. Yeah. Can you imagine? They had three-wheelers. Yeah, a lot of people wrecked this.
Starting point is 00:20:59 I dumped it over. They don't make those anymore. That's why. Yeah, that's right. this mom, she's driving down the highway. She's got her 11-year-old twin boys in the car, Jordan and Dramal. And her name's Crystal. She had a seizure on the highway. And her boys, they went into action immediately. The one that was in the front seat took the wheel. The other one was like guiding him, like, hey, go over here. This looks like a good spot where you could pull in. And they had tractor
Starting point is 00:21:25 driving skills because her fiancee would take them out on there and taught him how to do it. And then they rode go-carts. So he felt like he kind of knew what to do or how to handle. it and the mayor of their town like commended them. They were honored. It's just such an amazing story of them saving their mom's life. That's a great story. I just feel to when a mayor gives somebody the key to the city, I don't know if that's true or not here.
Starting point is 00:21:48 But if they give you a key to the city like they do sometimes, you should be able to use that key one time at any time. And that's not a literal key that opens a lot, but it's like I'd like to go into the Froyo place and for an hour all you want. in the city, you get the key. There should be something more than just to hang up. Oh, you get to have like a party at City Hall. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I don't know how to use it for City Hall. That's weird. You go into the Froyo place with the key opens at 11 p.m. And they got to be, somebody's got to be ready at all times for that call. Hey, Mayor, I know it's 1 a.m. But I like to get into John's Froyo here. And he's got to come and open the door for you. What about Mayor for the day?
Starting point is 00:22:28 Mayor for the day, what are you going to do? Budgets, like in reality. If you get a key to the city, you should be able to open a door. if you're the mayor for the day, then you've got to do budgets and your meeting. Yeah, that'd be terrible. That's all I say.
Starting point is 00:22:39 The key to the city should mean something. They'd give away a few less, but you should actually get a key to anywhere in the city and you get to use it for an hour. Like these kids, they should be able to use whatever. The trampoline part, key to the city, whatever they want.
Starting point is 00:22:51 The prize room at school. Key to the school. Like when the teacher keeps prizes? Or override whatever grade. No, no, that's not key to anything. I mean, you need a lot. I know. The ads are key.
Starting point is 00:23:02 The kids are key. Oh, now she got me. He got me. The answer key. Or the key to like the computer. The key to my heart. Oh, no. Now I got to fall in love.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Okay, that's it. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Cliver Taylor the fourth. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.
Starting point is 00:23:39 This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
Starting point is 00:23:55 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:24:11 Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hobriant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. American soccer is about to explode. The World Cup is coming.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Ramers sending on to earnies store at the chip. I'm Tab Ramos. I'm Tom Bo. On our podcast, Inside American Soccer, you'll get the... the real storylines. I'm not worried about Policic, I'm not worried about Balagan, I'm not worried about McKinney. My only concern is what happens in the back. The biggest decisions.
Starting point is 00:25:48 You're going to look at stats and numbers. He has no shot at making this World Cup team. And the truth about the U.S. national team. It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarterfinals or potentially a great run into the semifinals. The World Cup is almost here. Experience it all with us. Listen, inside American soccer with Tom Bogart and Tab Ramos
Starting point is 00:26:12 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. Question is, how often do you wash your blank? Now, not body parts, close. Okay, close, close. How often are you supposed to wash them? All right. So I'll tell you what it is. You tell me what you do.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Okay. Coats and jackets. How often? Oh, my goodness. I don't tell you, never. Never. I mean, dry clean, if I get something on it. But I don't ever.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I guess a jacket's one thing. Maybe a light jacket. But a coat, never. How often do you wash your coats or jackets? My answer is maybe once a year if it gets something on it. And I'll send it the dry cleaner. You? Yeah, same.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I should probably be more proactive with that. Never. I have light jackets I've had for 10 years, never washed them. Yeah, no, I get it. You? I can't remember. Well, they say once a month. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Well, you're wearing it all the time. Okay, jeans. Oh, okay. Are you going to do on wares? Like, how many times you wear before you watch it? but it just says how often should you wash? So I don't know how many times you wear jeans in a month, but how often should you wash?
Starting point is 00:27:19 I'd probably go once a week, but only wear jeans once maybe, maybe. I'll say one and a half times before I'll wash them. So I'm going to go once a week. You? Yeah, after one or two wears. You? Every two weeks.
Starting point is 00:27:34 You? Ten wears. Are you like one? You wear your jeans ten times before you wash them? Yeah, 100%. But how many days in a row do you wear your jeans? I used to wear them every day to work and now I'm more in the basketball pants
Starting point is 00:27:46 like legit and so I mean I haven't worn I don't wear jeans very often like I can't even tell you where my jeans are right now once a month they say to wash your jeans Oh okay that's good That's what I'm talking about you guys thought I was crazy No we still do
Starting point is 00:28:00 That is nothing to do with that I did think it would be maybe once every two weeks I didn't think it'd be once a month My jeans end up being If I wear them a few times They end up like being They get bigger Oh, they stretch out.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah, yeah. And they don't fit as good. Yeah, I get that. Next up, underwear. Oh, after everywhere. Yeah, one use. One wear. Four.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh, my gosh. No, you get two right side and then two inside out. It's every use. Don't not wash your underwear. But what if you flip it inside out? Then it's still there. No, it's on the outside. Well, it's not about a touch in your...
Starting point is 00:28:36 Oh. Okay, that one's supposed to be every time. Sox. every time. Yeah, that's pretty, well, sometimes I wear them twice. I mean, you could reverse it sometime. You know, I would say one point two times. Yeah, because you give them a sniff test.
Starting point is 00:28:51 No, I don't do that. But if I just wear the socks and I go, no, if I just like come to work in these socks and then I take them off when I get home, but I'm going to work out or something the next day, those are socks that I don't have to worry about watching new socks, just to work out in those socks. Like, I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Okay, but the workday socks, though, that's like a lot of hours of wearing socks. The answer is after you wear them once But I would say there are sometimes where I will go I'll strategically throw them by a chair And go when I'm gonna work out I'm gonna put them use those again So I have to wash them over
Starting point is 00:29:22 I mean I don't wash crap anyway But you know what I mean Workout clothes Oh immediately Immediately One use Yeah one use Twice
Starting point is 00:29:32 After you wear them once Yeah I can sweat in like crazy And then finally shirts One use No Any shirt? Oh, no way. Like a nice shirt, like a button up?
Starting point is 00:29:43 You can use it five times. Yeah. You don't want to fade. I've done that. Y'all's clothing is a little different than you. After wearing them once, if they've had direct skin contact. They say to wash. You can go a little longer if you're wearing them over another shirt.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I don't wear them over another shirt. A lot of direct skin? A lot of direct skin. I love it on there. I guess it just matters if it's like got sweat on it. Yeah. Because sometimes if it's a hang-up shirt and I wear it for a couple hours, I'll hang it back up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Yeah, me too. Yeah, I'll go to a wedding and hanging back up. That's all right. After dancing all that, the wedding? Yeah, who cares? Hey, who cares? All right. Go to a concert.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah. We're hanging back up. But that's around a lot of people, too, with like, you're sweating. You're moving around. Yeah, and guess what? You hang it back up, it dries and it doesn't snow. Oh, yeah. And it stays iron.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Like, I mean, woo, it's great. I have this really weird rash right now. Okay. What's happening here in the show? And you say, I'm dirty? Let the doctor see it. Where is it on your elbow? No, it's like all, well, it's thinking, I mean,
Starting point is 00:30:39 thinking about clothes touching my skin and I'm like, did I change something, like a detergent or what is happening or? A detergent change will get you. Or if you put it on right out of the package. Oh, no, I put it out of the package. Oh, I do too. I like the way it smells out of the package.
Starting point is 00:30:54 No, but I'm saying that could also break you out if you go right out of the package because it's been in whatever they put on clothes to make sure that they... Let's say you buy something that's not in a package off the shelf, like a clothes. Like a shirt. Do you wash or not wash?
Starting point is 00:31:09 I don't wash. Well, we didn't think you did. I don't always. I don't always. I guess it depends. If it's the top one, and I know people have been touching it, I'm probably going to wash it.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Most of the time I think I wash it, but sometimes I don't. We don't think about people trying them on. Yeah, that's gross now. Disgusting. So Bobby Bones show interview. In case you didn't know. Well, sort of an interview.
Starting point is 00:31:33 So we have a caller who wants to hire Travis Denning for a birthday party, and I've texted Travis, and I woke him up. He's on, but the caller doesn't know this. Hey, Ray, play me a little bit of Travis Denning. But after a few drinks, it's always the same thing. Let's see what we can do here.
Starting point is 00:31:50 Travis Denning secretly on hold right now. We have TJ on the phone who lives in North Carolina. Hey, TJ, what is your question, buddy? Yes, sir. Hey, I was wondering the best way to get up with Travis Denning about playing a birthday party here in North Carolina. Wow. Well, how much money you got that? there?
Starting point is 00:32:11 It's a joint birthday, so I guess probably, you know, $15,000, maybe. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Oh, wow. You sure. You're right? Yeah. Wow. Travis is all busy. I just looked at a schedule. The only person free.
Starting point is 00:32:26 What date is it again? No, when's your birthday? No, it's a joint birthday. I'm just planning for a 30th. It's going to be probably in the summertime. Mm-hmm. But I saw that he plays a bunch of little places around. here around where I'm from.
Starting point is 00:32:40 So I figured he wouldn't mind coming down here for where we live to play. And you're telling me if I got Travis Denning on the phone, you'd say, hey man, I could probably pay up to $20,000 to show and play my birthday party. Are you telling me that right now? Yeah, we can do that. All right, hold on a minute.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Travis, you there, buddy? Yeah, I just, I need some Jack Daniels as well. That's on my rider, okay? You had that? Oh, boy. Perfect. Thank God. That and the red flag.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Pepper hummus with some laid potato chips and I'm good to go. That's all I need. I don't know about the hummus, thou. Hey, Travis, when's the last time you played somebody's birthday party? It's been a while, but I actually played one, I played one last year in September. So maybe it hasn't been that long. I played a birthday party in New Jersey, and it was awesome. It was a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And so let's... This will be better than New Jersey. We're down like on the farm and it'll get wild. I believe you, 100%. It's like the same voice. It's like you have to determine which one's TJ, which one's Travis, what's hilarious here. Okay, TJ, so it's a joint birthday party. Two people are turning 30 years old?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Three people are turning 30 years old? Okay. And so are you guys all big Travis fans? Yeah, yeah, big Travis fans, big just country music. We like sitting around and drink a beer and listen to country music. So I feel like Travis is a perfect guy for that. Me too. I mean, hey, I totally agree.
Starting point is 00:34:06 I cannot agree more. Okay, look. Hey, TJ, so here's what I'm going to do. Obviously, Travis is a very busy schedule. But I will get you in touch with, like, Travis's, his people, which is just Travis acting with a different voice. Yes, this is Travis Dunning. It's just a higher register.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so maybe you guys can work this out. And Travis, what's my finder's fee for this, though, of the 20 grand if you go? Yeah, that's a great question. We'll have a discussion about that. But, you know, I think probably like a, what do you think, like 3%, 5%? Yeah, or some hummus. That red pepper hummus.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Well, hey, or Arkansas basketball. They're both talking about. Okay, I don't know which one's which. Hey, Bobby has seen me play basketball. That's unfortunately not in the cards for me. So, yeah. All right, TJ, look, I'm going to make a dream come true, hopefully. All right, buddy?
Starting point is 00:34:58 Awesome. That works. I appreciate it. All right, Travis. Hey, Travis, where are you today? I am actually at home. I'm in town for all the CRS festivities. I got some stuff at noon.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Yeah, so I'm just hanging out of the house. Big week. I forgot about that. Everybody comes to Nashville this week, like in the industry, because of something called CRS, which is like a big country radio seminar. Oh, that would make sense. Because the guy like Travis Denning is just sitting home.
Starting point is 00:35:24 The guy like Travis Denning's globetrotting, playing shows. You know what I mean? Well, I am. I'm globetrotting down to South Carolina this weekend for a St. Patrick's Day show, so I'll definitely be doing that this weekend. All right, buddy. Hey, anything? going on in your life. You don't plug anything while
Starting point is 00:35:40 we got you? We woke you up. Does anything you want to say? Yeah, I got a new single out called Strawberry Wine and a cheap sticks pack. I think it's kind of a banger. You wanted to let the people hear it, but also I'm getting married in two months. Wow. So we're all invited? Look at this
Starting point is 00:35:56 guy. I guess our group invite got lost. Actually, actually, I've been meaning to talk to you because I was thinking I can get y'all to play the wedding, have T.J. there. Okay. All the good. Yeah, yeah. He puts us the spot. I'll have my people reach out to your people
Starting point is 00:36:11 and we'll make it all work. Well, my people just meet with a higher voice too. So, all right, there he is. Travis Denny. Travis, good to talk to you, buddy. TJ will be in touch. And look, I'm like Oprah. I make dreams come true.
Starting point is 00:36:23 For 20 grand. We'll let them handle their business. This is Danielle from Albuquerque, New Mexico. I have one morning, corny. Why did the duck go to jail? Because it was selling quack. We love you.
Starting point is 00:36:38 You know what that means You know partially that's funny because of who said it Thank you Danielle Here's another voicemail from Taylor and Louisiana Who said she just started the show from day one She was on So she started it from way back And she's been listening to every single episode
Starting point is 00:36:53 She's now in 2017 Oh okay So she left this message I am now on July 19th 2017 And Ray was stalking his pizza guy Pizza Pete He had to get a pin drop to him
Starting point is 00:37:06 To show that he was stuck in traffic and y'all were keeping tabs on pizza Pete, and I just wanted to know whatever happened to him, does Ray still have his location? I got to be honest. I don't remember Pizza Pete. No, I don't either. I'm like, if she's listening to our show?
Starting point is 00:37:19 Yeah, I remember talking about a pizza peep. I don't remember what happened. Ray? Yeah, my pizza guy was in traffic, and he sent me a pin drop and said, well, you can see where I am, and that's when you'll know the pizza's going to be there. Sorry, it's late.
Starting point is 00:37:29 And so I just kept tracking him for weeks and weeks. Weeks? Oh, he left it on. Yeah, so I could see him driving all over town. But I believe he went back to school because a lot of the times the dot was just at Belmont's campus. It never went anywhere. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I do remember that now. So it wasn't that you were tracking him for the pizza. It was that he left it on and you tracked him for the rest of his life. Correct. Like Big Brother. That's funny. Good times. That's a good bit.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Who knew? Actually, we didn't create that. That just happened. But who knew? Here's Amy's pile of stories. Pickleball is very, very popular. All across America. There's millions and millions of people playing,
Starting point is 00:38:07 and a lot of people are very annoyed by it because the courts are smaller and neighborhoods are putting them in and they can squeeze more and people are like hearing pop pop pop pop all the time. Yeah. My neighbor has a makeshift one in their driveway
Starting point is 00:38:22 and I am pop. That one probably isn't as loud though. It's not a court to driveway. It's not as loud as a court. But residential areas are now feeling the wrath of it because they kind of put it in for fun but then neighbors and homeowners and all kinds of people are getting really upset.
Starting point is 00:38:35 One guy even moved and there's this huge lawsuit that he's organizing with everybody, there was a pickleball court like 300 feet from his home, and he couldn't sleep or do anything. You would think, though, they would have some rule about how close that they could build something. But 300 feet, 100 yards,
Starting point is 00:38:52 I don't know. That's why you're crying. That's a long way. That seems to go away. Yeah. Well, when he moved in, he didn't have the pickleball court there. But his property value probably went up since they put a pickleball court in there. Oh, really? You're 300 feet from a pickleball court. 100 yards, I like to say.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Okay. I don't know that that would make me pay more for a house. But anyway, he was losing sleep. He's mad about it. Which, speaking of sleep, experts are saying that now we should take daytime naps. Because nobody's getting enough sleep. The survey was done and pretty much nobody's meeting the seven hours. So the best thing we could do for ourselves is to wake up and go to bed at the same time every single day and take a nap during the day. So lunchbox is a big nap guy. But I think he also gets his seven hours.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Big nap guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's if you don't get your sleep at night, you should probably do a nap in order to add to the sleep you didn't get. So what would you say you get a night? Oh, sometimes five, six hours. I mean, sometimes eight, just depending. I don't have a consistent. What are you doing late, though? It keeps you up.
Starting point is 00:39:55 You know, and watch the TV. Oh, I know you're not doing that. Every night. No, no, I said not every night, but. All right. You're just all night long? Some. Stop.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Okay. The American Heart Association says lack of sleep puts you at risk of depression, cardiovascular disease, and dementia. Well, not cardiovascular for him. That's the one thing's working out on, right? Heart's working good. All right, what else? Carrie Underwood shared a clip of herself in the studio, and she was getting tongue-tied while singing her song out of that truck. I like that song.
Starting point is 00:40:30 That is the hard line. Hardest line I ever had to sing. Sure. Missed up tape deck, still stop playing that. It's a little. Peppers. Dipp-a-d-d-d-d-Dub-Dub. Which, she recently turned 40, and her husband gave her a six-layer cheese wheel birthday cake.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Six-layer cheese wheel birthday cake. So it's not really a cake then. It's just a bunch of cheese? Yeah, sounds amazing. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Yeah, home there's something good.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Officer Chad is a school resource officer at Lewis Palmer High School in Colorado, and he's been doing this for three years. And he says it's just tough, you know, trying to gain the trust of the students or even be likable. So the drill team, they were doing a dance in front of the whole school. And they said, come on, Officer Chad, you're coming in. They called him up. He did the dance with him. And after that, the school went crazy. Like, ooh, he's doing it.
Starting point is 00:41:24 He's doing this guy's awesome. And here he is talking about how cool it was to dance in front of the whole school. I led a rollercoasters here at that point in time. And the kids, I mean, it was one of the most exhilarating times of my career of the support I felt from the student body at that point in time. Hey, the dance wasn't that good. But it's on Facebook. Well, they weren't asking him to dance. Well, they also threw it in there at him.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Hop in, no preparation. It's going viral. It's on TikTok now. And then, of course, Facebook, they're sharing it on all that. That's pretty cool because the kids now see a personal side of them. Yeah. And maybe they can form a bit of a relationship and a bit of trust there. Have you seen the viral clip of, like, the dance team?
Starting point is 00:42:00 They're like on the side of the field. But the security guy who's like working the game, he won't move. And so they're like trying to dance around them. and you're kind of annoyed at him for a second because it's like, take three steps back and just let him dance. And then all of a sudden he's like, what? And then he jumps in and starts nailing the dance.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Like, it was a whole setup bit. That's like a big buff security. And all of a sudden, he's going hard. I love it. It's awesome. All right, there you go. Eddie, great story. That's what it's all about.
Starting point is 00:42:26 That was Tell Me Something Good. The newest Bobbycast, it's Martina McBride and myself for a whole hour. It's amazing. She was so awesome. Martina talked about the story about how she got a record deal by dropping off a demo package.
Starting point is 00:42:40 But it was so hard to get these demos into the people that made the decisions. But she wrote something on the envelope that made them open it. Somebody had told me at a publishing company because I was singing demos. They said, we hear that RCA is looking to sign a female artist.
Starting point is 00:42:51 So Mike Chabman said, you need to put your demo in an envelope and you need to write. They don't just take stuff off the street. You got to write on their requested material and put a phone number on it. And I was like, all right. So I went down to Kinko's
Starting point is 00:43:02 and I got this bright purple envelope and I wrote requested material, Martina McBride, and a phone number. And about three weeks later, we got a phone call and they wanted to see a showcase. So we put together a band and we went to ASE of Clubs. We did a showcase. And they came back that night and said, come in tomorrow and you've got a record deal.
Starting point is 00:43:18 So she just wrote, this is what you wanted. So I brought it basically. And they're like, oh, I guess we did want that. Let's take a look. And they looked and they listened and she got a record deal that way. Pretty cool. It's a whole hour, Martina McBride and myself. Check out the latest episode of the Bobbycast.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Now time for Amy's morning corny. The morning corny. Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver? Why is Miss Piggy such a bad driver? All she does is hog the road. That was the morning corny. Yeah. Your favorite?
Starting point is 00:43:55 I don't know. I don't know about that one. But okay, moving on. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'll say it. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th.
Starting point is 00:44:07 You might have seen the skits. the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.
Starting point is 00:44:38 The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:44:55 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families
Starting point is 00:45:15 if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich.
Starting point is 00:45:33 That's great. It's about creating, an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app,
Starting point is 00:45:57 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. American soccer is about to explode. The World Cup is coming. Ramers sending on the Army. I'm Tab Ramos. I'm Tom Boe. On our podcast, Inside American Soccer, you'll get the real storylines. I'm not worried about Policic.
Starting point is 00:46:23 I'm not worried about Balagan. I'm not worried about McKinney. My only concern is what happens in the back. The biggest decisions. If you're going to look at stats and numbers, he has no shot at making this World Cup team. And the truth about the U.S. national team. It wouldn't be a huge surprise if our team ends up in the quarter.
Starting point is 00:46:43 finals or potentially a great run into the semifinals. The World Cup is almost here. Experience it all with us. Listen, Inside American Soccer with Tom Bogart and Tabramos on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your podcast. A voicemail from Jack in Colorado. I just want to let you all know regarding lunchboxes insane obsession with lot of tickets. I'm going to be honest with you, man. We crank the numbers and we found out that lunchbox throughout the last 20 years or so has spent at least 100,000. on lottery tickets alone.
Starting point is 00:47:18 And if he had invested that money and saved it, he would have been a millionaire by now. I'm just saying it's something to think about, man. I think he made the wrong choice. They laughed at you when he hung up. Wow. What you think about those numbers? Raw data is probably off because I didn't start out with $150 a week doing lottery tickets.
Starting point is 00:47:35 You know, when I first started, it's probably $25. So your math is off. And, I mean, you sound like a real nerd. They crunch the numbers. I mean, like, what is he doing? Does he not have friends? He's doing what you would do. trolling you. He is trolling me. And look, yeah, you can say I could have been a millionaire,
Starting point is 00:47:50 but if I'd have hit the lottery, I'd have been a millionaire by now also. But you didn't. But I didn't. But I didn't. But I didn't. But I'd say $75,000. That's not guaranteed to make me a millionaire either. But again, you can put it in much more secure investments. And that 75 could have been like what? $350,400 right now. Like what's a secure investment? There's no such thing, right? Don't they say it's that stock market thing? It's up and down. They always say, oh, that You invested the money we gave you for the stock market yet? Hey, we're doing it. We're pumping.
Starting point is 00:48:19 That means nothing. That means nothing. You know when he meets you, hey. Hey. He's thinking real quick. No, no, no. We bought something. What did we buy?
Starting point is 00:48:29 We bought a stock. Yeah. How much money did you have total? 90. You had 30 from me, 30 from Amy. And 30 from me. Okay. And so then what?
Starting point is 00:48:38 You want to know our first investment? Yes. Tesla. Okay. But how much? one share. No, no, we fought. Point zero zero zero three of a share. Okay. That's right. How much? It was like $5.35. It was like a lot of zeros. I can't take it off. Right, but you spent $5 of the 90? Yeah, yeah. I wanted to see how that did. See if I wanted to buy
Starting point is 00:49:00 more. Like if I wanted to buy another point zero zero zero three of Tesla. And? Well, right now I'm up. I think it's worth $6 now. Don't you have it on your phone? Oh, I do. Where's my phone? Let me check. And then if this is up, what are you into the other 8490? You know? I think he said he was going to diversify, so we can't go all. You told me not to go all in on one thing. Why did you just do one stock? Why not do other stocks at the same time?
Starting point is 00:49:22 Well, because I have not, and no friends have reached out to me because that's how Morgan and Kevin told me his friends will tell you what stocks to buy. And no friends have really told me what I never asked me. I have a good stock for you to buy. Take her advice. Oh, it's up 20 cents. So what? That Tesla is up 20 cents. So what did you put in and what do we have?
Starting point is 00:49:41 I put in $90. $5.5. And a Tesla. Oh, five. And it's at $575. Morgan, what stock do you think you should buy? Apple. Well, yeah. Hey, it's one that's like really up right now. That's been really good. Okay, there you go. That's a safe one. It's going to cost a ton, though. Okay, here's one that's not a lot, but it's one that actually got from Ray. Apple. Apple is $152 a share. What can you get for a 10 bucks? Point, oh, oh, oh, oh. For $5, you could do AMC, which is theaters. Oh, Bobby didn't believe in those.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Yeah, he doesn't like that. Hey, we'll take advice from your friend. $10. Is that the one race? Oh, if I do $10 to Apple, we get 0.06544 shares. Should we do that? Yeah. Boom.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Swipe up to submit. Boom! We own Apple, baby! You know, we bought it on an Apple phone. Oh, you tell them that. That helps. We are making money. So how much are we in for total?
Starting point is 00:50:41 Fifteen bucks? Yeah. It says, congrats. Continue your journey. Click here. I'm going to continue. Do you do AMC, like she said? And complete my investor profile.
Starting point is 00:50:52 No, I don't want a profile. Do you want to do AMC? Oh, no. And right when I did it, Apple went down to 132.9. Oh, no. Oh, now we down 152.8.7. Oh, no. Don't keep looking at it.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Oh, no. Sell, sell. Oh, my. It says trade. How do I trade? You don't want to trade because it costs money to actually make that sell. When you buy, it costs you. Oh, now it's down to 85.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Oh, my goodness. It's falling that fast. Apple's out of business? Is it because we're talking about it? Now it's back into 152. 1A8. We can't do it. We can't watch this.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Oh, it's back up to 1B290. We're going back up. Are you going to buy AMC? Yes or no? Now back down. Do you think we have any like really strong investors that listen to the show?
Starting point is 00:51:29 Oh, down 86. We have to stop watching the app to stop. Does it really move that fast? Yes. Eddie, I'm not to watch it, man. That's crazy. Now stop. And now it's, and now it's, no.
Starting point is 00:51:39 No, they move again. No. No. Hey, wait. Morgan, what's the other one you told me to buy? AMC, it's a cheap one. You can buy it for five months. Oh, down 84.
Starting point is 00:51:48 This is, guys, oh, down 82. Okay, we have like 15 cents in this whole segment. Calm down, calm down, calm down. Calm down. You're losing money now. He's going to jump off the building. Calm down. Are you going to buy AMC?
Starting point is 00:52:03 What are you thinking, man? It's up to you. It's your site. Let's do some AMC. Let's check that guy out. You can buy a whole share. You really? I've never had a share of anything.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Does it help to buy a? AMC and then go to a movie tonight. She tells me to buy this. It's doing really good. I go to it. It's a straight red line down. I said it's cheap. You want to buy it when it's down, right?
Starting point is 00:52:21 Yeah, buy low. I don't know, man. It's down to $5.27. It's a red line straight down. You can buy an entire share, though. You want me to buy one? It's up to you. Let's buy a share, man.
Starting point is 00:52:31 I mean, we gave you the money. Why does your account say zero? No, it says, I don't want my investor profile. I've already done that. He didn't set up the basic stuff? My net worth? I don't know, bud. Like, let's skip that part.
Starting point is 00:52:44 Give me back to AMC. All right. You know what? It says, what's my net worth? I'm going to put $1 million to $50 million. And he's putting in. What's the main source of the money you want to use for investing on Robin Hood? Making money.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Inheritance. You don't have to seem rich. Say private island. $80 to buy AMC. I want to buy one. How do I buy one? Can I just buy a share? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:09 How? It says buy. Just do whatever it says the share is. Or do a little more than that. Do like six bucks if it's 530. That way you get a full share plus. Then do $6. Oh, now I was going to get more than one share, but then it went up so it's only going to be one share.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I'm going to wait for it to go down a second. No, no, just buy it. It's going to keep going up and down. Swipe to submit. We're going to get one share. Oh, now it's more than one share. We got 1.000-0-5005-5. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Build my portfolio over time. No, I don't care about that. Hey, okay, last question. Anybody else got anything? Last question for you. How are you enjoying Robin Hood? Wonderful. Five stars. Hey, how much of you put in versus how much now do you have in?
Starting point is 00:53:54 I don't know. It won't get off. Mike, how do I get off this? Okay, well, we'll come back to this. This has been investing with lunchbox. Investing our money. We're doing great. Are we up, down? How's the market today? Well, we're only in 9576, so we've went an hour 9575.
Starting point is 00:54:13 We're losing money. Okay, but it looks like we've made $5.75. That's what I'm looking for you. We just jumped to $75.76. It just jumped up to $95.76. Okay, we're not having a party for a cent. So do you cash out right now, make $5? No.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Then we have to split it three ways. We keep rolling. Okay, okay, okay. Everybody good? Yeah, I just... Oh, Apple went down again. Oh, crap. No, not Apple, uh, AMC.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I'm going to play Luke Combs. Oh, what is this one? Stop it. Going? InV. Going? Uh-uh. Should we buy?
Starting point is 00:54:44 No, no. I don't think she paid. plan for this to go viral or if it went viral, I don't think she planned to get the kind of outrage that she's gotten. So at the beginning of this TikTok, she's going, man, dating is so hard. You're on these apps. You don't know who you're going to go out with. And I went on a date recently. And we're sitting down at this restaurant. We're about to order. And the waitress comes up. And she's telling the story. And I'm like, ooh, I'm about to be so mad at this guy. Because I know whoever this guy is, he's going to make me look bad.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Going to make lunchbox and Eddie look bad. And not all dudes are bad. And I'm already like, I'm like pretty fired up. Because I know she's about telling us. story. And I'm about to be like, we're not all like that, except it doesn't quite go that way. So here she is, talking about a date that she just went on. And the waitress asked him, do you want some cheese on your burger? And he asked,
Starting point is 00:55:29 is this going to be extra? And she says, yes, it's $3 extra. And he said, okay, then never mind. I got up, and I went to the waitress and I was like, hey, I just want to pay the bill. I just paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant, and I texted him. The check is taken care of you should have
Starting point is 00:55:45 gotten the cheese, and I blocked him. And then she went on a whole thing about how If you're going to be cheap Don't do it out on a date It's not cheap You can't afford the cheese That's not cheap $3 for cheese is expensive
Starting point is 00:55:59 Yeah I thought they were going to say 25 cents Me too Well that's the point too That's a pretty hefty price for a thing of cheese But she left the date Went outside door Paid for it and then texted him I was like hey you should have got cheese
Starting point is 00:56:13 Like also not a cool move And then blocked him why would you block him? So he can't reach out so you don't feel guilty later on? Here's the thing, he dodged a bullet. Like the big winner here is him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Because imagine they have a great date, but she's really like this. And they have another good second date. And he's like, this is my girl. Then he gets in, accidentally gets pregnant. Does it? Oh, wow. Wow, that escalated quickly. He's stuck.
Starting point is 00:56:37 He's stuck with her. And the baby's going to need nice things. And you're stuck with that. Yeah. So I know everybody was mad at her going, wow, how out of touch are you? You shouldn't leave the date because the guy was that. And I'm just going, whew, that guy did a full matrix, backbend, bullet dodge.
Starting point is 00:56:55 You know where there's a, yes, the bullet goes over him. Can you imagine being married to that, to a person that feels like that? Yes, to that. To that kind of attitude. And I'm sure there's somebody that can match that and meet that and feels the same way. But that ain't me. Holy crap. Amy, your thoughts.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah, I feel like has she never had to really assess a situation and think? There's so many times where I've been like, oh, yeah, how much is the extra guac or the sour cream? And when they tell me a number like that, I'm like, eh, not really worth it. Like, he's just making a smart decision for himself. Like, it doesn't mean he's not daintable. It doesn't mean he can't afford it. That's exactly my point. It's like assessing, oh, is this actually worth it?
Starting point is 00:57:37 I'm not going to be ridiculous. If he really wanted the cheese, I'm sure he would have gotten it. So this thing blew up. Yeah. And I'm going to talk about it yesterday. And so it's got millions and millions of views. People are sharing it on all the platforms. So now she's come out and she's like,
Starting point is 00:57:51 well, we're talking again because of all the outrage. Well, then he shouldn't be talking to her. No way. You never talk to a girl that leaves. And the only reason she's coming back is because people on social media are like, you are a jerk. That's right. So here we go.
Starting point is 00:58:06 She says, they've talked again and there will be another date. Quote, he's a psycho like me and we're going to have fun. Yeah, right. You would never have called them back. messaged him. Remember, you blocked him. And if I were him, I'd say, yeah, I'll meet you there at 9.30. I ain't showing up. And I'll text her.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Sorry, didn't show up. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a good text. Are you all into people that are like, he's psycho like me? No, I'm not psycho. Why are you putting that on me? Yeah, I'm like, oh, that's just not something. He's reading that. I'm like, what? I'm not.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Okay, so she's ridiculous. She's out of touch. And I just wanted to say he dodged a bullet and he should. go out with her again. Would you go out with her again? No, no, I'm with you, man. I would have gotten out the first place. Lunchbox, what do you think about her? Look, women are crazy. This is her just showing her crazy side and she showed it early.
Starting point is 00:58:55 This guy, hey, he should be glad she blocked him. Don't talk to her. Go, go, run, run, run, run, run. It's time for the news. Bobby's big. Stories. A Florida man is facing federal charges after allegedly pretending to be a safe way employee in Washington
Starting point is 00:59:13 and ordering half a million worth of crab. And that's what they're busing it for. He basically stole $432,000 worth of crab meat. Whoa. But what do you do with that? Do you throw a big party? Do you resell it?
Starting point is 00:59:24 Do you do a little bit of both? Both. Do you cut a little bit off the side for the party? Yeah, you can have a little party. Dang, that's crazy. So charges say that he fraudulently impersonated a Safeway employee, sent fake purchase orders to Arctic Seafoods. They then sent this to him.
Starting point is 00:59:41 He rented a truck that was 26 feet long to pick up the seafood. I mean... This had to work other places. Well thought out. He knew exactly what he was doing. Payments for the crab never went through, prosecutors say. Deputies say at a way station, they discovered he sold some of the stolen seafood to a different company who then went on. This had to work four or five other places and he was finally caught.
Starting point is 01:00:02 That's speculation on my part. Safeway crab steeler, don't sue me because I'm just speculating. But that's not something you make up and get it all right the first time, which is kind of what he did. Did it say anything about the party? he had? No, a Super Bowl party didn't happen apparently. What's your nighttime routine? And here is why they ask the question.
Starting point is 01:00:22 More than two and five people prefer going to sleep at the same time as their partner. Whenever one goes to bed, the other one does too. Couples use their time before closing their eyes to watch TV shows or movies or talk about their day 20 to 30 minutes. And once they're ready to go to sleep, 53% of those survey prefer to cuddle
Starting point is 01:00:37 with their partner. That is from Sir to Simmons bedding survey. So, I'll go with this. We mostly go to bed at the same time because we read next to each other. We kind of have a routine-ish, so 80% of the time on weeknights. And if we cuddle before sleep, we don't actually sleep in that position. And I like to be a little spoon. I'm not ashamed of it.
Starting point is 01:01:03 You've said this before. And Amy always snorts. Sorry. And my wife's... The visual is weird. You got to understand, you know? But I don't say, make me a little spoon. I say, well, you hug me.
Starting point is 01:01:12 And most nights she does, I would say six nights out of seven. And so she'll hug me and then I will fall asleep. Now, her theory is that I was never hugged as a young child and I'm finally getting that love that a young kid would get that makes them feel safe and secure. I feel bad for laughing. No, you should laugh because it's hilarious. But even I was embarrassed of being, hey, puddle me, spoon me, that I go, will you hug me? Nothing embarrassed about asking for a hug. No, nothing wrong with that.
Starting point is 01:01:41 But most of the time we go to bed at the same time. And it's pretty good. You know, sometimes in the middle of the night, because if I wake up at like one and I'm like, I got to go back to sleep for a couple more hours, I'll go to the room that Stanley's in because there's a bed in there. He has like a room that he stays in. He just snores so loud.
Starting point is 01:01:57 He can't just stay out in the living room. It pierces walls. And I don't sleep as well, really, if she's not in the bed next to me because now at this point, I think we're like a thousand nights in. Wow. You've been counting. Every night.
Starting point is 01:02:10 But if we don't, do that. It feels weird at this point. A North Carolina man was startled by an eight-foot-long alligator hiding in his attic during a home inspection. A North Carolina man who was inspecting his home and ran into an uninvited guest while working on the job, Dean Brown, a code enforcement official encountered a living live, holy crap alligator sitting in the attic of this three-story dwelling. I thought it was stuffed. He said, I thought someone had it up there as a joke. So I went about my inspection. He inspected the house. He noticed it and then things stuck or maybe it's asleep. And it
Starting point is 01:02:47 listen to this. He takes his flashlight. He puts it on its eyes and the eyes go and open up. I would freak out. I would scream like a girl. He said I was about two feet away from stepping on its head. Why is it going to be like a girl? Because it would sound like a girl. Okay. That's fair. That's a great point and that's fair answer. Thank you. Yeah, both of you guys. I wouldn't scream just because girls are the only ones to scream. I like that. I would sound like a girl. God about to jumping on you too. Good answer. You know on that one, yes sir. Wicked, they moved up the movie release date.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Most times they moved movie release dates back. But Wicked, the movie is coming out now Thanksgiving instead of Christmas. I thought Wicked, the play was really good. Yeah. I was never a musical guy. But every time I would go, be like, I hate musicals. I'm never a musical guy. I love that show.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Every time. I don't like musicals, but okay, I love that show. So I guess I'm a musical guy, but I'm just not a musical guy. But you are. I know. I've seen like four. Didn't you like La La Land too? That was a musical.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Oh, that movie was really good. So good. Do you like it, Mike? I like that a lot. Me too. I'm not a musical guy. I think you are. Yeah, but I'm not a guy that searches out musicals because I like musicals.
Starting point is 01:03:47 But every musical I've been forced to watch, I've been like, that's real good. Didn't you like Grady Showman? Grady Showman was awesome. Like I said, I'm not a musical guy. But, yeah, I like musicals. No spoiler here. But if you watch Last of Us, the finale, there was a giraffe in it. And it was real.
Starting point is 01:04:03 It was a real giraffe. Oh, okay. It looked real, but then I was like, wow, how did they get? it's... Same. Yeah. How do you get to talk like a human? It actually talked like a human.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Okay, cool. And it was really a bear. Wow. No, the giraffe in the season finale of The Last of Us, which is on HBO, was real. And so a lot of people were like, oh, that's a CG giraffe. And the Calgary Zoo is the one that loaned it to them. That's a real life giraffe. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:04:26 By the way, that show, I didn't want to start it because I wanted there to be a bunch of episodes before I started it. And I thought, there's no way it could live up to the hype. One, maybe the best show of the year, so far for me. I loved Last of Us on HBO. Mike, you? Yeah, I'm saving the finale. I was watching the Oscar, so I haven't had a time to see it yet. Spoiler, giraffe in there. Amy?
Starting point is 01:04:48 It's great. Yeah, love it. I'm ready for season two. Just know, Mike, when you see that giraffe, it's real. It's real. Yeah, his tongue is very long. It's not a spoiler that there's a giraffe at the end? No, it really has nothing. Why on Earth is there a giraffe? Exactly. But you kind of understand. The whole place is like into the world. It's apocalypse type show. So there's no spoiler that there's a giraffe.
Starting point is 01:05:07 I'm going to be waiting for that giraffe though the whole time. And just know it was a real one. A mom's called out for naming a baby after her dog who just died. But I guess if the dog has a name Stanley, it's somewhat human,
Starting point is 01:05:21 it ain't a big deal. So I bet it's got to be hard to name a baby if you don't have someone specifically to name it after. Well, one mom is being called out for sharing that she named her baby boy after her dog who died right before her first child was born.
Starting point is 01:05:33 She was devastated when her pup Henry Miles passed away. but then she's like okay cool and so the baby Henry Miles which by the way perfectly fine and actually kind of cool name yeah she shows them she goes to name my kid after my dog
Starting point is 01:05:48 but people went in after her aren't there other real things to go in after exactly what's not with that like that big of a deal it seems like a special way to honor your dog that was probably like your best friend if you name the baby spot it's different but Henry it's fine yeah I could have
Starting point is 01:06:04 done that with my Rottweiler that died Josie. Oh, that would be such a cute name. I have a friend named Josie. Yeah. I don't know if you named it Spike. It's my son Spike. I named it after my dog. Well, that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, my dog's name's Coachella. That would be weird. That'd be a tough one. Yeah. All right, there you go. And then finally, security robots are at a Philadelphia Lowe's store. Some have already nicknamed them Snitchbots. Oh, they're telling on people. They're five foot tall, egg shape security robots.
Starting point is 01:06:30 They drive around, make a sound as they're driving around. I don't know what hotel we were staying in. in Vegas, but we went for IHeart Radio Festival Music Festival one year, and the robots brought room service to the door. Yeah. Do you remember that? Oh, I remember seeing them move around the lobby. I'm like, what is this? Are we in Star Wars? They were very cute. But what, where were we? I don't remember the name. The lunchbox knows the name of it. Lunchbox,
Starting point is 01:06:50 what hotel were where the robots were? Vodara. They still have robots, or do they kill those? I think they still have them last time I was there, I saw them. It was like Roomba's, but way cooler. It was amazing. It was awesome. That one of them rode the elevator with me. And it was just us too. Did you guys catch up? No. We didn't even stare at each other.
Starting point is 01:07:07 That is the news. Bobby's B. Stories. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.
Starting point is 01:07:20 You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.
Starting point is 01:07:44 One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me, or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need. need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. On a recent episode of the podcast Money and Wealth with John Hope Bryant, I sit down with Tiffany the budgetista Aliche to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money. What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people
Starting point is 01:08:32 when they're no longer here? We break down budgeting. financial discipline and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts. Too many of us were never, ever taught. Financial education is not always about, like, I'm going to get rich. That's great. It's about creating an atmosphere for you to be able to take care of yourself and leave a strong financial legacy for your family. If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more. Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the I'd Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Hi, everyone. I'm Cheryl Stray, author of Wild and Tiny Beautiful Things. I'm excited to share that I have a new podcast called Mind Over Mountain. In each episode, I interview athletes, adventurers, and adrenaline seekers to discuss the inner landscapes and life experiences that informed and inspired their extraordinary feats. I also bring a bit of advice into the mix so we too can better understand how to face our own seemingly insurmountable challenges. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to pull out what you already have inside. We're coming into this world fighting for our lives. All I'm going to do is pull out what you already got inside. We're there to support and celebrate each other. And that's not like your story versus my story. You're going to walk up and over that dang
Starting point is 01:09:59 mountain. You're not just going to put your mind over it. Yep. Yep. Exactly. And if I can't walk up and over it, I'm going to go through it. Listen to Mind Over Mountain every Thursday on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We went in to see a doctor and get a full sleeve of tattoos. How'd you feel about that? Fine now. Me too. Me too.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Probably back in the day, who knows. But tattoos are so normal now. It's not just bikers or, and bikers could be doctors. It doesn't mean just because they're a biker with tattoos. They're not intelligent. They can't save someone's life. Had a buddy who said, I went in to see a doctor at one of those general clinics. He was touring.
Starting point is 01:10:42 And he said, he had a full sleeve of tattoos. That's cool. And I said, how'd that make you feel? He goes, you know, I didn't think about it until I left. And then I was like, dang, I didn't even think about it. And so I have this article about tattoos that they're more acceptable in the workplace nowadays. And these are the industries that are accepted. Fashion, design, beauty, hairdressing, restaurants, bars, and police.
Starting point is 01:11:01 force. The professions that don't necessarily like tattoos. Where would you go and you'd feel weird if they had a tattoo? Lawyer. The bank. The bank. The bank. Judge. I'd be stealing my money. Judge. Oh, that's crazy. Teardrops coming down his eye. That'd be crazy. Well, I would feel like, oh, okay, this judge knows both sides. President. Like he killed somebody and also puts people away for killing. Can you imagine the president with tattoos? With the neck tattoo? That'd be crazy. Military, politics, law, and they have medicine. Wait, militaries on there? The professions that don't like tattoos. I know, but
Starting point is 01:11:35 weird. So many military, like, especially the legit ones, they all have so military that's not legit? No, no, no, every military is legit. But those, let me What do you mean, Amy? Listen. That's Amy speak.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're big USA fans here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We hear you, we hear you. Okay, you know my heart with the military. We know your heart. And I'm just saying special forces. Yeah. We'll say that.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Like high level. They all have tattoos. Let's talk to Melissa about tattoos. She's on right now. Melissa and Indiana, what's going on with you? I was calling to ask everybody on the show if I could have their autographs so I can get it tattooed on me because I already have Bobby's tattoos on me. Speaking of tattoos.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Yeah. And I never like signing anyone in them getting a tattooed. I just felt like you don't want that. In five years you're going to be like, who is this again? Where does she have you? Yeah, I don't know. Where did I sign you? You did not sign me.
Starting point is 01:12:33 You signed my book for Stanley. And then you got that tattooed on you? Yes, I did. And I got from your teacher, there's right down my arm. There is no straight line to success. I feel bad because I sign those books really quickly. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Oh, boy. See, she didn't even get a good version. Well, where did she get it? Where did you get it? What about cheek is it on? It's not on my forearm. How big? The wording, there's no straight line that success is all the way down my arm on the back of my arm to where if I'm walking, people can see it.
Starting point is 01:13:10 But your autograph is probably about an answer to. Are you sure you want to put the whole show on there? Yes, I do. Where do you want to add? What happens when someone gets fired? Yeah, somebody gets fired or leaves or like. That's okay. Should I just get the new person on there?
Starting point is 01:13:28 How do you feel about that, Amy? How many does she? How many? Yeah, who do you want? Because there's a lot of people here. Yeah, who do you want? I would like Amy's, Morgan's, Abby's, Eddie, of course, and much box, of course, and then Mike D.
Starting point is 01:13:45 And then stupid teeth. Okay, so this is seven more tattoos. So she said no ray. On her. No, right. Oh, yes, Ray. Oh, Ray. Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:13:53 I forgot him. But you want somebody that you forgot. I would think to get them tattooed on you they would come to mine quickly I didn't forget it I'm just so nervous talk it to you because I've been I understand
Starting point is 01:14:05 I understand Let me have a group meeting here for one second Melissa Guys do you want to sign something And send it to her and then whatever she does Everybody it's up to her I mean how do you feel? We all got to be unanimous on this
Starting point is 01:14:17 Yeah Because we can't just have like an Amy and a Morgan tattoo And then nothing else It's out they gotta be all You can blackball it if you want Or like when the Pope is vote You know if there's one Vito?
Starting point is 01:14:27 Yeah. You guys thought about charging her? No. No. No chance. Why would we charge her for? Bones, how does it feel like... I don't like when people do it because it makes me feel like...
Starting point is 01:14:35 I know, but you did a paper. But I'm not worthy of someone tattooing their name. That's why I don't like it. I don't feel like they should do my name. They should do somebody that actually makes a difference. I want to know where she's going to put me. Probably around the forearm, right? It's all forearm, Melissa?
Starting point is 01:14:52 Oh. Okay. If one person says no, we're going to go no. And also I didn't know she was doing it. Amy. I'm not going to keep her from what she wants. You'll, okay. Sure.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Lunchbox? Man, I need a different spot. Like, I need my own area. Like, I don't want to be grouped with everybody else. Like, I'm an individual. Okay. Melissa. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:15:14 I could put him. No. Where? Just say that and he'll agree. He'll never see it. Eddie? Yeah, I'm in. Morgan.
Starting point is 01:15:21 Yeah, it's fine with me. Mike? Yeah. Okay. Abby Ray or Scuba. Anyone have a no? I'll sign you up. Fine.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Okay. Melissa, so you're going to, you want us to, well, you already have mine. Do you want them to all sign a sheet of paper and us to mail it to you? Yes, that would be awesome. Okay. Is it best if we do it in a Sharpie, Melissa? Yeah, that would be great. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:44 I didn't know what the tattoo artist needs. Any way you want to come here and get it done live on the studio? I mean, we could get her tatted right here. I don't think that that is safe. I don't think that would allow us to do that here. Oh, man, I'm just saying. Braley Gilbert travels with his tattoo guys. Yeah, but Brantley Gilbert doesn't have a company over them
Starting point is 01:15:59 with a bunch of rules from HR. Yeah. Brantley Gilbert. Melissa, okay, we're going to do this. I'm going to put you on hold and we'll have everybody send you a signature, their autograph, okay? Okay, thank you so much. You're welcome. You guys are amazing.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Do we need to? Wow. That's a lot of pressure. Yeah, it is a lot of pressure. I got a practice. We're going to play Hardy and Laney Wilson. Here's weight in the truck. Bobby Bone Show.
Starting point is 01:16:21 I don't even know what's happening now. That's when she just adds the website to her arm. Or a QR code. Right. Thank you. I mentioned on the show that I was at the Grand Ole Opry and Vince Gill was playing Never you come around
Starting point is 01:16:35 Like sweet Everybody's kind of feeling it And as it's happening Two uniform police officers walk down and Snatch two people up and rip them out of the opera Because they were just causing trouble We're supposed to cause trouble Like a troublemaking song
Starting point is 01:16:52 Not this one So Dave and Connie are on the phone by these are the two people that weren't kicked out. These were the two people that were getting like hounded by the other two people. Dave and Connie, what happened at the Opry? I was sitting right behind you guys.
Starting point is 01:17:08 You were? Yeah, I sure. That would have been cool. I sure was. We were the good people. Okay, go ahead. So what was the story? Well, we just came back.
Starting point is 01:17:16 They were talking a lot during the beginning of the show, like a lot. And so they kept turning around and saying, you know, is this okay? Is this okay? And being a little odd, we came back after intermission. and they had spilt their drinks all over our stuff.
Starting point is 01:17:29 Like my purse was sitting in a puddle and my coat and my hat and all that good stuff. So, you know, we just said, you guys, you just built your drinks. And then she got a little belligerent and a little weird and threw a $100 bill at us. And we're like, we don't need your money. We don't want your money. We just want to watch the show. We just really want to watch the show. It's my 60th birthday.
Starting point is 01:17:50 My brother and sister surprised me. We're all here having fun. We just want to watch the show. And then she just wouldn't take the money back, and she just kept going on and on. Then the husband got all mad and started talking to my husband and grabbed my husband's hand and, like, was squeezing it. My husband thought he was going to shake his hand. Long story short, it just escalated kind of from there.
Starting point is 01:18:11 So my brother got real worried, and my husband went up to get security. And then my brother took me, and we went and sat in the aisle because we didn't want the person to see me because we weren't sure what they were going to do. And then we just went up the aisle, and then we waited until security. took them and came back and sat down. See, all I saw was a little commotion, and I heard it, and then I saw them in the aisle, and then I saw the cops come down and removed them.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Wow. And it was all during, again, this beautiful song, whenever they were removed. Well, Dave and Connie, I'm sorry that happened to you guys because it was such an awesome night at the Grand Ole Opry. It was so fun, so excited. It didn't ruin my night, but it sure put a little damper, even for the people next to us.
Starting point is 01:18:55 They're like, what the heck? We don't know them, you know. I can't believe I spilled all over her stuff, first of all. I didn't say anything or help. But somebody who just throws money at you, legit. Yeah. That's not legit.
Starting point is 01:19:05 That's like, I think that I'm better than you. Here's just some money. It'll fix a problem. I can fix it. I'm rich. Have some money. Yeah, like they don't really feel bad at all. But also, did you end up keeping the $100?
Starting point is 01:19:15 That's right. That's a good question. No, we did not. We took the $100 and we gave it to the lady at the stop of the stairs, who was the usher, who when we left, we just said, you worked here. You're the lady who, when we went. went and sat up top because we were, you know, a little worried about sitting in the aisle and bothering anybody.
Starting point is 01:19:31 She went to get security, but my husband had already gotten them. And so when we left, we just gave her the $100 bill and said, thanks and stuff. And she goes, I don't need this. You don't have to pay me. And I said, no, we don't want it. It's not our money. We want you to have it. So that's what we did with the Honda.
Starting point is 01:19:46 That's awesome. How often do you guys come to Nashville? That was my husband and my, other than picking up my dad a long time ago, our first time. and my sister and brother flew him from Minnesota and met me with their husband and wife and we had a blast. So just really the first time we've all been there together. Well, the next time you come, let me know
Starting point is 01:20:04 I'll send you guys out to dinner or something because you guys didn't need to have that happen and I'll actually throw money at you for dinner. I'll be like, here you go, go to dinner. Oh, cool. Yeah, but I was sitting right behind you guys and I didn't know what was happening. I was just talking about it on the show.
Starting point is 01:20:18 So I hate that that happened, but I love that you still had a great time because isn't the grand old opera amazing? It is amazing. And apparently my brother said I was there when I was a little girl that I didn't remember. But it was the whole weekend was amazing. It was really crowded there because of the SDST tournament.
Starting point is 01:20:32 But we had a great time. And we had great dinners and great music. So, yeah, we had a lot of fun. Well, thank you for calling, Connie. And hope your week's amazing. And the next time you come to town, let me know what's up. And I'll make sure to hook you guys up with something cool, okay? Sounds great.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Thank you. All right. Thanks, everybody. Bye, Connie. Tell Dave, we say hello. I assume it's Dave. It says Dave plus Connie, but it sounds like Dave was. Just standing by
Starting point is 01:20:55 Boy, somebody that throws money at you Come on They obviously were way too drunk They started drinking early Got to the operate Not the place You wanna have some drinks That's fine
Starting point is 01:21:04 But not the place to be Like wiped like that And I knew something was fishy When I saw somebody sitting in the Like the aisle You didn't witness the hand squeeze You didn't see the money flying Oh you gotta have been diving over the seat
Starting point is 01:21:16 How do you feel better Giving the money back? That was just stupid To the usher? Yeah, it was so dumb Like the usher did nothing Maybe the usher, though, could use that 100 more than kind of. The usher even said, I don't need the money.
Starting point is 01:21:28 And so he's like, yeah, good, because I'm going to take it and go buy dinner or go do something. A hundred bucks? Give me a break. What do you need to break from? I ain't giving it to anybody. There you go. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:21:38 Thank you guys. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Sandy, Utah. A woman was in her apartment around 3 a.m. when she was tired of all the negative energy. So she's like, I got to burn this away. So she had a tree of life Gets a bick lighter
Starting point is 01:21:55 Lights the tree on fire It's a tree of life It's just like a tree It's like Mr. Miyagi's tree Oh yeah yeah Yeah and that's its own little thing But he would like name It was like something special
Starting point is 01:22:05 That's a bonsai tree Yeah so it's a tree of life something I guess that's what you used For energy But it's like not a real kind of tree Not that I know She just called it a tree of life It's her sage
Starting point is 01:22:15 And she let it start burning Then caught other things on fire She had to evacuate Fire Department shows up Burn six units in the Oh, it caught all that was up to. That's not the tree of life. It's not good energy either.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Yeah, all that was wrong. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. This is Kelly from New Mexico. Hey, Bobby. I'm a long-time listener. Just wondering if there's any updates on anybody who previously worked for the show, like Nadia, Justin the Suit, Random Kit Cody.
Starting point is 01:22:48 Since we invested in them a long time ago, just wondering if you guys, know of any update. Love the show. Yeah. Nata is an Apple, Justin the Suites in Chattanooga. Random Kid Cody. I play video games with all the time. He's at UPS? No, he's at FedEx. Well, I was going to say exactly where it worked.
Starting point is 01:23:06 I didn't go see him today. Oh, I mean. So that's where they all are now. I was trying to throw them off. Yeah, and Cody married another intern. They had a baby and they got another one on the way. Do we want to say that, though? I mean, why not? Exactly. Okay. They wanted an update. There you have it.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Okay. Here's Coco from Spokane, Washington. I was just wondering if you could share with us what you had in your house and how much it was. Because I know you said you had something, you guys, when you bought your house, that was left. And then I was wondering if you could tell us what it was worth. She wants to know what your house is worth? No. We found something in the house. And I tried to throw it away. And my wife was like, don't throw it away. and so the woman that appraises stuff on our show
Starting point is 01:23:53 appraised it and she was like you don't throw that away that's worth of that's pretty penny I've never said it what it was because I don't want something to break into the house stealing it yeah that being said we have moved it out of our house we still own it it's moved out of our house but yet I will still not say what it is until we sell it but yes we got very fortunate and we found something in our house that I thought was garbage
Starting point is 01:24:13 my wife was like let's just see if that's garbage before we toss it turns out it was not garbage she was right as she usually is and it is worth something significant. Wow. Interesting. It's like our storage locker. You think you got garbage and you found some good stuff.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Don't get me started. Okay, today, Eddie and I, we're leaving the show. We're flying over Little Rock and we're going to be speaking at Vera Lloyd, the big charity event there where they do a lot of work with
Starting point is 01:24:38 foster kids, at risk youth. And so you can still get tickets to come today, I believe. Just go to Vera Lloyd.org. So we're going to head over there. Eddie, you look great today. Hey, thank you. You do too.
Starting point is 01:24:48 Thank you very much. Well, they told us we had to dress up. That's true. Well, we still look great. Thank you. We will see tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Yeah.
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