The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Lunchbox Spills The Tea On Abby About Her Love Life So Abby Spills The Tea On Something Sketchy Lunchbox Is Doing + Bobby's Facebook Issue + Amy's Daughter's Halloween Costume and Scary Movie Compromise
Episode Date: October 26, 2022Lunchbox 'spills the tea' on Abby about a man she met while they were in Las Vegas recently! Hear how she met this guy and where they stand now... To get even, Abby 'spills the tea' on Lunchbox about ...something sketchy he's doing. Two people have reported Lunchbox for what he's doing, so Bobby wants to make sure people know he has nothing to do with it. Plus, Bobby is having issues with his old Facebook posting things he doesn't want to be posted. Then, Amy offered her daughter a compromise with her Halloween costume and wanting to see 'Terrifier 2.' Find out if they have come to an agreement over their Halloween/movie drama yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday's show.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Let's go.
Up.
He's more worried about dressing to impress Jerry Jones than his own wife.
Here he is.
But a few things to say it is producer Eddie.
What up, Betty?
Good morning.
Guys, my three-year-old is a hoot.
We took him to the doctor to get some shots.
And I guess we hadn't really done that yet.
And his reaction was hilarious.
The doctor goes up.
He gets his arm.
He says, all right, this isn't going to hurt at all.
Pricks his arm.
And my son punches the doctor right in the chest and goes, hey, that hurt.
I laughed so hard.
What did the doctor do?
He laughed.
He's just like, oh, okay, I'm sorry.
Well, we're done.
We're done.
And then he goes, that's never happened to me before.
Oh, wow.
So he just wotted up his fist and let him have it.
Oh, it was just like, oh, you hurt me?
I'll hurt you.
So I'm assuming you laugh, but you have to have a conversation after that, right?
And say, I really don't know how to handle that.
I've never dealt with that in my life.
So we just kind of laughed and say, hey, hey, don't, don't hit.
I mean, I think we tell him don't hit probably 20 times a day.
Does he hit his brothers like that, straight up fist?
He punches them in the face.
Oh.
His older brothers.
And so I'm sure they hit him back, but he's tough as nails.
They don't really punch him back.
They just push him down.
And then he gets back up.
He's like, okay, okay, break it up, guys.
Break it up.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One time I heard to scream up in the second floor, and I'm like, what is going on?
And he had two of the older brothers cornered, and he had a baseball, like, about to throw up to him.
I'm like, oh, this is crazy.
He's three years old.
That's funny.
I love him.
Okay.
Up now.
Next. He's an adult league.
Rex soccer star.
Oops, I meant to say manager.
Team manager.
Here he is.
Lunchbox, everybody.
Guys, I'm back.
I'm back.
At what?
Twitter.
I'm back in.
I'm back in.
We talked about it the other day about me.
You got hacked.
I got hacked.
My account was taken over by some crypto bot guy, you know, doing all this crypto advertising.
And so I had to contact Twitter and they had to go through some verification process.
You had to contact Twitter.
Okay.
Morgan number two.
You contacted some contacts at Twitter.
I don't know what all she did behind the scenes.
But then I went to Twitter.
And last night I was able to get back into my account.
And I sat there for 45 minutes deleting tweets from that loser that took over my account.
Did he message people in DMs?
Oh, I didn't even check DMs.
Oh, I mean, it was replying and replying.
Any tweet out there, he was replying to tweets.
And it had nothing to do with anything saying, you can be a part of this.
And then it had a picture of Elon Musk.
45 minutes. I'm like, dude, get alive.
He's back, though.
I'm back. He's back. He's back. All right. She makes her own deodorant and her own fancy coffee drinks and brings him in a jar. Here she is. Amy, everybody.
Well, so we all do weird things, right?
I don't know. Depends.
You go first.
Are you, yeah, what are you warming us up to?
Well, I just realized how regularly I shower with my cat.
But I feel like it's two bonds, one stone.
Does your cat get wet?
She likes to come in there.
I don't know.
She just kind of comes up to the door and then, like, puts her paw, so I open it up,
and she comes right in, and then I give her a little bath, and then she goes out.
I don't do anything weird, like shower on the cat.
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
Like, you've never showered with an animal.
No.
I don't think I have.
Have you show with your dog?
No.
No.
None of my dogs want to get in the shower.
The only thing I've ever showered with is a steak.
A what?
Frozen steak.
Because if it'd be frozen and I'd put it in the shower, and I'd take a shower and it would also warm
up. It thaw out. What? It's my single
days. That's pretty weird. It's not
it's got to thaw it out. Okay. That's not wasting water.
Put it in the floor. Put it in the floor. Not open. It's in a package still.
Oh. And you let it shower and warm up. That's about as weird as I get. I think the
cat takes the cake. Yeah. That's very weird. On the weirdness. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas,
he always wears glasses and Arkansas is going to kick Auburn's Bobby Bones.
Oh. I didn't say that, by the way, if any Auburn, people want to message me if we do
happen to lose. Okay, here's the thing. My dog had ACL surgery. He's been bouncing back
slowly but surely. And I told you we put him in this suit so he doesn't have to wear the big neck
cone because the neck cone keeps him from licking his wound, right? But they have these body suits
you can put them in and they can't get to the wound because they're in a body suit. And he's fine
with wearing the clothes, no problem. I went in this morning, I got a picture of it. Somehow he got
the complete suit off of him. The skin tight suit. He was laying there. How is that possible?
No idea. I mean, I saw a picture of that and I don't know. I could barely get myself out.
Exactly. I can't even get my jeans off sometimes.
Yeah.
After I've had like a big dinner.
I walk and he's in his bed and his whole suit is laying on the ground.
Somehow he got his feet in it, kicked it off,
pushed his body through and was butt naked in the bed.
I just licking his wound all night long having the greatest sound like like,
like bender, one on a wound licking bender.
You think maybe he got help from someone like Eller?
I don't think it was an inside job.
Okay. Ghost dog.
Yeah, ghost dog.
Oh my gosh. Nobody mentioned the ghost dog.
But he's on his way back.
You know, I worry that he would
re-tare whatever they put in there, but I found out
they put a metal, it's metal rod in there.
Oh, wow. So he can't actually
re-tare that. And he's going to set off
every metal detector at the airport.
Well, he only flies private since his book came out.
So it doesn't matter anymore.
It's time to open up
the mailbag.
You send an email and we read it
on the air. It's something we call
Bobby's mailbag. Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones. Longtime
listener, first-time emailer.
My fiancé and I have a song together
It's called Second Guessing
By Florida Georgia Line
It's been our song since the start of the relationship
Here's a clip of the song
We want to use it during our first dance
But should we still play it at our wedding or not
I think we should but my fiance
doesn't because they aren't together anymore
And that would create bad ju-ju
Does that mean we're going to get divorced
If we play a song by a couple that's divorced?
The other choice is
You, Acoustic by Dube
Dan and Shea.
What do you think?
Is it bad to use a first dance song from a band that isn't together anymore because that's our first choice?
Or do we use the second because they are?
Thanks in advance.
Megan, the bride and the dilemma.
If we couldn't play music anymore because the band's broke up and it's bad juju, we'd be screwed.
Yeah, we'd never hear music.
Right.
I mean, you couldn't play a haul and oats song for 15 years.
The Beatles.
They're finally, well, they're dead, though.
They broke up and they died.
So, yeah, if you like the Florida.
Georgia Line song go with it.
Yeah. Because eventually, they're going to do
like every super successful group. They're going to get
back together and go like...
Right now, I would agree.
But, mark my word.
Eventually, five, seven years, they'll be back together again.
When they realize that, dang, we get something
really good. We're making a lot of money without doing a whole lot of work
anymore. They're going to be like, let's do
like a reunion tour and make some cash. Rascal Flats officially, mark my word.
They're going to get back together and play.
Everybody gets back together.
Both seem tough right now.
I agree.
But I, fine, play the song.
Don't you guys agree?
There's no reason to not play the song.
Yes, play the song.
Totally play the song.
Although it will be interesting
if you fast forward
and you'll don't make it.
The foreshadowing there.
No, you didn't make it
because you guys didn't make it.
I don't know the song.
It had nothing to do with the Florida Georgia Line.
Mark my word, you're fine.
No, I don't mark my word, you're fine.
But this song has nothing to do with it.
Give it a go.
Give it a go.
Give it a go.
I say you go at second guessing by Florida Georgia Line.
Yeah, that's your song.
And it sounds like a good song.
Yeah. Do what, yeah, do it. Go for it.
All right. Thank you, Megan. And that's the mailbag.
We've got your email and we've read it on your air.
Now it's about the clothes. Bobby's mailback. Yeah.
Lunch box you have a wedding this weekend?
Yeah, my cousin's getting married. So I'll be attending the festivities.
But the problem is I have an issue and I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.
Like something uncomfortable or what?
Well, I don't know if I'm expected to give a speech.
Did he ask you to give a speech?
No, she hasn't asked me to give a speech.
But I am a celebrity, and usually I feel like if a celebrity is at a wedding, people are probably like, oh, man, it's so neat to have a celebrity here that they expect the celebrity to stand up and say something.
Okay, around the room, who?
So I figured it would go like.
Who thinks lunchbox is a celebrity?
No, not.
Yeah, nobody.
Okay, just making sure.
Okay, so I was thinking, you know, it's like they do the maid of honor, then the groom, like the, what is he called?
Best man.
and then I figure they would hand me the microphone
and I would give it
You know what the parents
Yeah sometimes the parents give a speech
But I figure everybody's gonna be like
Anticipating like oh is that celebrity gonna get up
Is the celebrity gonna get up
I see the celebrity why is he not getting up
So I don't know do I just grab the mic and go for it
Am I supposed to give a speech?
How like I just needed your guys's opinion
Do you feel like they think you're a celebrity?
Yeah
Yeah for sure like my aunt
Every time I'm with her and we see people
She's like oh my gosh
If you met lunchboxes from the by bone
show. They're on a national radio show. She gets really excited and tells everybody.
Is that embarrass you?
Also, if you have to explain who you are, are you a celebrity? She's having to explain. This is him.
This is who he is. No, no. I mean, sometimes she's like, oh, this is really him. You know, I know
it's crazy that, but yeah, we're related. So she gets real excited. So I assume that everybody
at the wedding is going to kind of know, like probably, hey, I'm going to be there.
I'd have something just in case. They hand you the mic, but I don't think I would grab the
mic. Okay. So I don't just take it upon myself to grab the mic and do my celebrity duty. I just wait
for them to come to me. I don't think you're a celebrity. I don't think there is a celebrity duty.
And I don't think you should say anything unless they ask you to say something. It's not your wedding.
Oh, okay. Because I mean, yeah, I figure when you go to weddings, Bobby, if you're there, you probably
give a speech. Never. Not once unless someone's asked me.
Oh, well, mostly because if I go, I'm just somebody that's at the wedding. And that's all. I don't feel like
I'm there and there's any sort of celebrity buzz about it. Yeah, you're never just anybody there.
When you're at the wedding, you may feel like you're trying to act like you're just there because
just being a normal person, but everybody else is looking at you like, man, they have a celebrity
at their wedding. Look at this celebrity. I'm going to tell you, most people have no idea.
They have no idea. Well, you keep that humble, but I mean, it's being real.
Keep that humble, but I'm just telling you. Around the room, should lunchbox go and deliver a speech at
cousin's wedding unasked because he's a celebrity, Amy?
No, absolutely not.
Eddie?
No, and you even said be prepared bones.
I think there's zero percent chance they're going to ask him to speak.
So I say, no.
He's just trying to help him out.
Let us know what you end up doing.
And if you do, say a few things, record it.
But I don't think they're...
One, I don't think you're a celebrity.
I don't think any of us are celebrities.
And then two, I don't think there's a celebrity rule that you have to say something
unless you're paid to be there.
And three, you're good.
You don't need to.
Okay.
It'll be a good cousin.
I am going to be a good cousin.
And if I do give a speech, I will, I'll nail it.
And I'll give you guys a shout out.
Really? Why?
Thanks.
I don't know. Why not?
You'll probably record it too.
Why not?
Yeah, thank you.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay at home there's something good.
16-year-old Cody Newton has had a rough year when his dad passed away,
but the Phillies are in the playoffs this season.
So he's like, man, I got to go honor my dad.
I got to go to a game.
So he went a couple weeks ago when they were playing the Braves.
And he was talking to the guy sitting next to him.
He was like, oh, what are you here for?
He's like, man, me and my dad used to come to the Phillies games.
He died earlier this year.
So the guy went on Facebook and said, man, this kid is here to honor his dad.
So another fan saw and said, hey, I have season tickets.
Now that the Phillies advance, he got to go to Game 3 of the NLCS.
That's pretty cool.
That's awesome.
Which is the series right before the World Series now.
And so somebody will probably step up and make sure he goes.
Yeah, he'll probably be at the World Series now, which would be pretty cool.
It's not somebody needs to get on that.
Yeah, guys, we're assuming.
Yeah, we're assuming.
So don't make it so like fools.
Good for them for taking care of him.
Obviously, he had a really tough year,
and just going to the games
probably reminds him of his dad.
That's awesome.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Do you like Halloween?
I'm not a fan of dressing up, but I like candy.
Yeah.
You get candy all year, though.
Yeah, anytime you want.
I know, but the Reese's pumpkins are better.
Is anyone, Halloween's your top one or two favorite?
Halloween.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'll say it's my second top, besides Christmas.
Christmas you get presents.
And Halloween, why?
I just love it.
I think it's fun for the costumes, the dress up, the scary stuff.
Just the whole shenanigans around it is interesting and fun to me.
Do you still prank?
Do you still prank at all?
No, not really.
If you get in trouble now, it's not good.
If you get in trouble in your 17.
Right, it doesn't matter.
It's fun.
So there's a company that's offering to bury people alive for Halloween.
Oh, good.
And then dig you back up as a weird life-affirming experience.
and it must be pretty extensive
because the price tag is $57,000.
Oh.
Is there a chance that you die?
I mean, for that amount of money, there better be, right?
When you're buried alive, there's always a chance you can die.
So it's supposed to give you a renewed lust for life
and it comes to the full fake funeral.
Oh, that is some dark stuff.
I don't like that.
The price tag is $57,000.
There is an online funeral version that costs $15,000 if you want to do that.
It offers divine healing,
stress therapy for fears and anxiety,
and helps you close chapters in your life.
But if you do that one, you don't get buried alive.
But there's a nice perk.
You get to keep your coffin.
They give you a coffin.
They put you in the coffin.
Shut the doors.
Put you under the ground, bury you, legitimately,
and then leave you there for a little bit.
And then dig you up.
This is so weird.
So you're completely helpless.
You're completely helpless for all.
You can't do anything.
If they wanted to leave you, you could.
It teaches you to let go and let other things take control.
Other things get teaching me that, though.
Yeah.
I don't need that.
But you get to keep the.
coffin and then next Halloween you got a great prop for your front yard.
But you can get that without being buried alive, you can probably buy a cheap one too.
Who would want this?
I'm not sure.
Apparently some people, because it has been done, but I can't imagine, that's just a whole
lot of money.
Who would pay that?
$57,000.
Like, are rich people of that board?
Yes.
Yeah, I guess so.
You have to be really rich to want to do something stupid like this.
But this is almost like going to the moon, like being a Bezos to go to space.
It sounds stupid.
Why don't care about that?
Well, that's a little more fascinating.
Nope, no.
I can die doing that too.
But you know what?
If you think about it, you'll never experience this.
And you'll never experience going up to the moon of space.
Exactly.
No, maybe someday maybe.
Someday maybe when we're like 80 years old, they're going to have a service.
But this, you're going to be dead.
You will never be able to experience your funeral.
And here, for a measly of $50,000, you can experience your own funeral.
Why would you want to experience that?
Let's say you like the funeral.
I still don't want to get buried alive.
No, no, I don't either.
Like they have a crane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the thing that they roll down and you go into the ground.
I mean, at least there's a coffin.
When you first read the headline for this story, I thought that they were barely even dirt.
We're all finding ways to justify that it's okay.
I'm just thinking there's really no way to do this.
There's some morbid people with a lot of money.
I don't want to do any of that.
No, I don't either.
Well, there's also people that might go in debt for it.
Because it's their thing.
I don't know.
What if it's a couple saying they're like, let's do it.
Oh, yeah.
That'd be freaky.
That'd be freaky.
I mean, it's not stuff like monsters and goblins that scared.
me, it's stuff like this, like hacking.
There's a whole article that came out.
It says, you're probably thinking about changing your passwords.
And we hear this all the time.
Lunchbox just got hacked.
They got hacked.
And they were selling Bitcoin from his Twitter account.
I don't know.
They made any sales.
But everybody that would tweet him or they'd go after everybody's account and just be like,
hey, click this.
I'm Lunchbox.
Buy some Bitcoin.
You can participate.
Mm-hmm.
So the cyber expert, Rachel Tobak, says that it's so easy for hackers to get into your
accounts.
And here's what she says to do.
Tell me if you guys do this.
Okay.
Do you use passwords the same password for different services?
Yeah.
No.
No.
All different passwords for every single thing?
Yes.
Minor tweaks.
Now, these days.
These days, I'm all different everywhere.
Makes it hard to remember.
I'm doing a lot of reset and passwords, I'm being honest with you.
But I do now.
Didn't always.
But Eddie, do what?
I have little tweaks.
Like, it's around the same password, but little things are different.
Like you're out smart than the hackers?
Yeah.
I like that.
I like that.
Here's number two.
Don't use similar passwords just tweaking it.
Hackers have algorithms that can estimate what change.
you have made based on other passwords.
You set me up for that.
I didn't tell you to say that.
Dang.
And he's like,
Netflix,
one, two, three, four.
Hulu, one, two, three, four.
Because what?
I use the exact same password,
and if I ever had to change it,
I'd just make a tweak.
Like, if I forgot it,
they're like, oh, you need to reset it.
I'm like, okay,
so it was a Z on the end,
I'll put a W on the end.
Do you ever do the thing
where it goes, use this one?
It's like,
go blah, blah, blah,
oh, yeah.
You ever ever accept that one?
No, how would you remember that?
Well, because your phone
it's supposed to remember.
You save it.
Yeah, or your email.
Yeah, yeah.
Do your best to use multi-factor authentication.
Look at you, lunchbox.
Yeah, I didn't get on that.
Don't reuse passwords.
You know, just had that one.
Don't do it again.
And then have a password manager so you can keep everything organized.
So if you don't know, you can go do it.
You hire someone to manage your password?
No, no, no, no.
There's an app.
You hire a manager.
Tommy.
Help me remember these passwords.
I use last pass.
Can you imagine hiring somebody just to know
Is that what you thought?
I really thought I was like, that is a crazy idea.
You have like 10 people that use one person to have?
This is my password manager.
It's my agent.
It's my password manager.
So that's stories from CNN.
But that is very, that's as valuable to stuff in your house.
Like your private information.
When they take your identity, they can sell that stuff on like the dark web.
And, you know, they've seen like if they have your social and they have your address and that's worth like three, four thousand bucks.
Yeah, that is scary.
They have all that together.
which stinks.
There's a woman she woke up from a coma,
thinking she was nine years old
and had written a memoir.
A memoir?
A memoir?
She woke up and she was like,
I don't know where I am.
I don't know who you guys are.
She told her husband,
never heard of you.
And she was a 30-year-old journalist,
but she thought she was nine
and had written a memoir.
Wow.
Okay, can you make this up?
You could totally make this up and then roll with it.
How can you tell her?
Yeah, but you could also,
you just don't understand what she's gone through.
like our brain's been dinkled with.
Yeah.
No, I get it.
The 30-year-old journalist was unaware.
She had on to go on 12 hours of intricate brain surgery
and had contracted meningitis.
She believed she was nine years old
after suffering retrograde amnesia,
a rare neurological condition.
She was told her story.
She told it to all these people.
It's a new book called All That I Forgot.
Those who suffer this usually do not make a full recovery
to be able to tell their own story, but she did.
Hmm. Interesting.
So she's back.
But she could also, not her.
I'm not saying she'd.
did this. Anybody could do this. Yeah, just come out of it. No, I'm going into surgery. I'm going to
come out. I saw a lie. I saw my grandma and Abe Lincoln. I know what they want.
Write a story. Done. Prove I didn't, prove my grandma's not dating Abe Lincoln and heaven.
We can't. You can't. They met all that new app.
Oh, heaven. Yeah. I don't know. Heaven help us.
My grandma and Abe Lincoln is a little awkward, but I was, you know, it's cool. They have
my blessing. So how does this girl like,
When she wakes up, she's nine, how does she get back to being herself?
Do people tell her?
Is it like that movie with Adam Sandler?
Oh, you have to relearned?
I don't know the whole story, but I think eventually it kind of fades.
You slowly are taught and then you're also like, oh, you remember.
It's like old memories, things being jogged.
Sometimes I haven't thought about that in forever.
Music.
I mean, because I know my aunt was in a coma and she was a smoker for 40-something years.
And when she got out of her coma and they were like,
They were like, do you want your cigarette?
She goes, oh, that's gross.
I would never smoke.
Yeah, we know nothing about the brain.
And it's like...
As much as we know, we know nothing.
Wow.
That's so weird.
Also, that's crazy.
How long was your aunt in a coma?
For like a month and a half, two months?
When was this?
Oh, years ago.
Okay.
I was like, why didn't we not do this?
Five?
Oh, probably, yeah, eight to five years.
Eight to five years?
Are you in the coma right now?
No, no, no.
But, I mean, she's no longer with us, though.
Oh, I'm sorry.
hear that much of ox why would you do all this why would you take us then then there then there then
hit us what that she's still like now now why are you laughing right now i don't know i don't know what
i mean i'm just telling you that that's what happened like and she would talk about how because her
husband my uncle had already passed and she would see him sitting in the corner of the room she'd
like yeah he was here the whole time he was sitting in that chair that's crazy like that's weird
stuff do you believe he was really do you believe he was really sitting in the chair or that she because
she had had some sort of brain injury,
wanted to see him and did because of she won.
I believe there was a brain injury,
like something was wrong with the brain,
so she was seeing things that she wanted,
she was longing for.
But the fact that she woke up and said,
I never smoked in my life was crazy
because she was a hardcore smoker,
and so she never smoked again.
Like, she was just like that.
If you ever have to have surgery,
here's your plan.
Have you ever had to have surgery for anything?
ankle, foot, knee, finger.
If they put you down,
come out and have a British accent or something
and hold on to it and then write a book about it.
Okay.
Or say you went to the afterlife.
I don't think he can pull off a British accent.
Okay, whatever. Make up a story before you go.
Come up with it and then when you come out, be prepared and then be like...
Or just going for surgery on purpose just so you can write the book.
To get what surgery though?
What did you make it up?
Have brain surgery for fun?
You can just make up.
Oh, you can go in for like cosmetic.
Oh, I can take a hammer to my ankle and I broke my ankle.
Now he got too far.
All right, okay.
But you know what?
We're sorry about your hand.
Thank you.
Sorry, man.
What's wrong with him?
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I have a private Facebook account.
I almost never get on Facebook.
I never post on Facebook.
I have like 38 friends.
And it's just people from back home, for the most part.
Or people from way back in Austin back in the day when Facebook was cool.
But I check it.
I see my sister, see what's going on with her.
But for some reason, now when I post on Instagram or stories,
it goes to my Facebook account.
Oh, really?
Uh-oh.
And it's been posting over there.
And so I've been getting all these messages from people having, oh, that's hilarious.
And I'm like, how are they met?
I didn't realize it was going over to Facebook land.
Dang, because they're owned by the same company, right?
Yes.
Well, I'm just putting that together.
But I guess there's a button.
I don't want to be on Facebook.
Why?
What's the big deal?
Older people are on Facebook.
That's like retirement home.
Like my parents and stuff.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to be super active because it's also people from, like, old people from like home and they all have all these opinions on stuff now.
Oh, yes.
You know, I'm good.
Facebook is like where people just say all kinds of mean stuff.
It's the meanest place you could be.
Facebook's the meanest.
I think TikTok's the nicest now.
Facebook's the meanest.
Twitter, there are some brutal fights.
And TikTok's the nicest.
And Instagram, just like, put your picture up.
And we'll see what happens.
Yeah.
But now there's a button apparently push it goes right through.
Not comfortable for me.
But I have reconnected with some people I really didn't want to reconnect with.
Oh.
The Bob Bowl show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
got a list of things that men are sick of being judged for.
Ooh.
I mean, this room's full of men, so let's go.
I don't know what.
Smell.
Their smell.
Their body hair.
Not opening.
Oh, money.
You know, we all probably went to something that was personal there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My underarm has been, my diod.
Car, you drive.
Okay, so I'm doing mine and he's doing his.
Money and car.
Okay, go ahead, Amy.
What do you have?
Okay.
Having non-manly hobbies.
They don't really judge for that.
If they like to bake or garden, it's fine.
I don't give a crap about that.
You do like to guard.
I love the garden.
I like to cook.
I love all that stuff.
Well, my hobbies maybe aren't manly.
I like to play PlayStation as one of the things I do to relax.
And maybe I could judge a little bit because it's a video game.
And I feel like gaming culture is not fully understood by some people.
Right.
It can be seen as child.
Because you're older.
We don't have to say that.
We can just move on and just, yeah.
Being short, men can't control this.
So stop for judging.
Sorry, buddy.
Yep.
Yeah, and in line with that too is hairline.
Eddie.
I thought about it, but I didn't say out loud.
All right, guys.
Pampering yourself with things like massages.
Women go to the spa all the time.
Men can too.
Taking long, relaxing showers or even baths.
Bobby's all fun at over there, Bobby.
And this one, Bobby, it is you as well.
Ordering a cocktail or a mocktail that is definitely a girly drink instead of a beer.
Mommy.
Yeah, what's the next story?
I'm tired of this one.
But you just need to be more accepting.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
All right, Stanford University just did a study about faking a smile to see what it would do to people.
And ultimately, everyone in the study walked away happier.
Like, it increased happiness.
Just like making your face go up and forming that smile, initiated feelings of happiness.
And eventually, the participants felt happy.
My theory is, if I smile fakingly, I'm in a bad mood, I smile fakedly.
I smiled to Eddie.
It makes Eddie smile, right?
Because he thinks I'm smiling.
I think you're happy.
Now, you're happy.
Now I see you being happy and it affects me back.
So my fakeness, it's like rubber glue, whatever I say, bounced off me and sticks to you.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
It's good then.
Let's keep smiling.
So I don't think the smile physically makes you happier.
Right.
But if I smile, it makes people around me smile, which then comes back to me.
Boomering.
Wow.
Boomering effect.
Just named it.
All right.
Some servers were sharing celebrities that were great tippers.
And Blake Shelton made the list.
A server said they waited on Blake Shelton and he had a 16.
$15 check, but he left a $50 tip.
Oh, good for him.
That's a lot.
Thought it would be a little more.
I mean, yeah.
He also said he was very polite, southern.
Yeah.
Was he British?
What do we expect?
I mean, I think by very southern in that falls like the politeness and the manners and all the things.
Good for him.
I were not hating on him.
I just, if it's Blake in your public, you're right.
I expected more.
Just because it's Blake.
I was just trying to highlight Blake being a good tip.
That's what happens.
That's what people do.
dude, though, like us. We're just like, oh, you got money. Give more. Is that it?
I'm Amy. That's my file.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Her name's Phyllis. She's 85 years old from Charleston. She's a massive Reba fan.
She'd been waiting decades to see Reba, and last week her dream came true,
Phyllis was among thousands who were at Charleston Coliseum to see Reba as she took the stage
for the first time there in 24 years.
Here's a clip of Phyllis talking about the show.
Oh, I called my daughter, and she said, Mom, did you fall?
And I said, no, Reba's coming to town.
Go get tickets now.
In her 85 years of living, she's only ever wanted to go to two concerts.
Dolly Parton and Reba were my idols.
I saw Dolly in 85, and I saw Reba when I'm 85-year-old.
Isn't that awesome?
That's so cool.
That story makes me feel good.
Yeah.
Good first.
She got to see Reba.
And that story is a good one.
So I wanted to share it.
And we also love Reba, too.
And Reba comes to town and go to the show.
She does it?
Who went to see Reba, by the way?
Morgan did you?
Yeah.
Does she do the thing where she rips off her clothes?
Yes, she was on stage in this sparkly long dress, and then she just rips it,
and it turns into a short sparkly dress.
Wow.
I saw that, too.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's a lot of clothes changing and quick.
It's quick turnovers.
Oh, yeah.
She's a legend now.
That was my first time seeing Reba.
and now I know why everyone's just obsessed with her.
She smiles the whole time too, and you're just like smiling with her,
and you don't even know why.
I'm rebun.
You guys are my friends.
Did she sing the TV show song?
Yes, she does.
They play a monologue, basically, of her show, like these big scenes, and then she comes out.
Like a montage?
Monty, got it, got to, yeah.
And then she comes out and she sings the theme song, and everybody was singing every single word.
That's awesome.
All right, there you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
I wanted to pass this along.
If you have an old cell phone,
What you can do, first of all, is go into it and clean it, clear it.
Just a button, wipe it away if you're not using it anymore.
And then you can donate it to something called cell phones for soldiers.
It's a nonprofit that will recycle or repurpose it to fund programs providing free phones to military members.
I love it.
That's really cool because sometimes we have a phone or an old computer.
We don't know what to do with it.
First, clear it off.
Once I gave an old phone to a buddy of mine, I was like, here you can just have this phone.
I'm moving on to a different iPhone.
And I would take before and after pictures of me, like working out.
So I'm in my underwear.
I would just be in the mirror
You know, you do it before and after
I'm not fully naked
But I'm just in my underwear
And because I wanted to see
He got it and he was like
Bro, there's a lot of naked pictures of you
Like they're not naked
And I don't know that I was embarrassed
But I was caught off guard that he had him
And I was like, that's before and after
And then I was like
But really, do you see a difference?
And then I started to get offended
He didn't bring up the fact that I worked hard
So yeah, go to cell phones for soldiers.com
If you guys want to do that
All right, let's go and get in the morning corny
The morning corny.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
That was the morning corny.
It's Keith Urban's birthday today.
Happy 55th birthday.
And one of the coolest, best-smelling, nicest, most lovely accident guys.
Wonderful guitar player, Keith Urban.
That's right.
Let's clap it up for his birthday.
today today.
Keith Urban was born where, Amy?
Australia.
Incorrect.
Keith Urban was born in New Zealand and raised in Australia.
That's right.
Amy, he began his career in what band?
The Whidesnakes.
The Ranch, that's right.
He went solo in 1999.
He married Nicole Kidman in 2006.
He had two daughters.
And he served as a judge on American Idol.
Here are the five things that you may not know about Keith Urban, all which I have learned
through interviewing him over the years
and on my episode of the Bobbycast
Number five, Keith Urban is a good bowler.
Here's Keith Urban on his bowling game.
I haven't bowled in a long time.
It's just one of those things
that I happen to be not bad at
sort of out of the gate.
It's that eye-hand coordination
that guitar players have.
You know your highest game?
Yeah, no, I don't know.
Did you have an average?
200-something.
Really?
Yeah.
It's not grab me, 300's a perfect game, right?
You ever done that?
Definitely could crack, no.
But definitely could crack 200.
Despite what the internet says,
He's never been Brooks and Dunn's road guitarist,
which is a big rumor about Keith Urban.
Here you go.
One of the many things on Wikipedia, it's not true.
So where does that story come from?
Do you know?
Yeah, we toured with Brooks and Dunn in 2001,
and I came out and played one song with them as a guitarist.
And I think that then from then on people were a backup.
Yeah, I was like the guy in the band.
He writes songs with the melody first and just a beat,
which means the melody is kind of just what the music sounds like.
Like if the song was blue ain't your color, the melody would be
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm really struggling right there with that one.
But yes, that's the melody.
We get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, he gave an example of how he did somebody like you.
Here you go.
If I get to choose, I like a groove, a beat, doesn't have to be fast, just any kind of beat.
I'm like somebody like you, you know.
And he had this little drum machine and it was going, that's all it was doing.
And I pulled my banjo out of the case and go,
Dang-da-dang-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dn-d-d-dn-d-dn-dn-dn-d-dn-d... And that's it's it. And then you just, the rest comes.
Isn't that so cool? That's really cool.
Number two, he has dealt with addiction his entire life. His dad was an alcoholic.
And Keith made the decision to go to...
rehab later in life. My dad's alcoholic was. He's not here anymore, but he was alcoholic his whole
life. I just never dealt with it. I'm born with the addictive gene. I went to three rehabs
in the span of eight years. First rehab was 1998. My second one was 2003 and my third one was 2006.
And it took what it took for me to finally get sober. And that journey brought the deepest,
deepest level of gratitude for what I get to do that that I don't know if I ever would have
gotten that gratitude level without that journey. And the number one thing from Keith Urban that we
learned is he started making music in order to bond with his dad. He wanted his dad to look at him the same way
that his dad looked at Johnny Cash during a concert. When I was five, Mom and Dad took us to see Johnny Cash.
I remember so much about that concert, but the thing I think that is subconsciously in me was I was really
taken by how my dad was staring at this guy on stage and probably thinking, how do I get my dad to
look at me like that? That's some deep stuff. Fifty-five years old today, that's Keith Urban. We will
reload this Bobbycast up on the Bobbycast feed
if you guys want to hear it but it's real good
I mean that dad stuff's like
that's deep stuff right there
and you know having Keith over at the house for an hour
a lot of that stuff tends to come out because I'm just sitting here with him
there's Mike sits over there on the computer but we're just looking at each other
talking and you're like staring each other in the eyes
feeling it yeah yeah yeah yeah
that's cool there's one other clip where it's Keith and Nicole you know they're both
superstars right but they're still very grounded
and this is him talking about why that is
Australia has a thing called a tall poppy syndrome
every Aussie knows about this
in the south they say when you get above your raisin
right they cut you down
you get cut down so it's the tall poppy syndrome
where you don't last very long
if you're strutting around with this crazy ego in Australia
you get cut down so fast so you just are always
down to earth you're out of work it's one of the two
and it's put us in a really good place
to have a good life because of it
55 years old today here
Here we.
Okay, listen to this
There's a pair of glasses that were left by a customer who didn't pay their bill.
Now, just when I say that, what is your reaction, Amy?
I mean, I think it's pretty awesome.
You think it's awesome they stomped on someone's glasses?
Obviously not.
No, I don't think.
I think it's completely inappropriate and awful.
Now I'm confused.
You just said two different things.
I know.
I was being sarcastic at first,
because I'm just like, why would they even do that?
Here's a clip in the video that has 5.5 million views on TikTok.
Go ahead.
Oh, love it.
She said she posted this video after quitting,
and here's her explaining why she did it
and why you shouldn't dine and dash.
This group of girls racked up a tab of food and drinks
that I worked hard to serve
of over $125 that they dined and dashed on that ultimately had to come out of my wallet.
I was constantly warned by my manager that any lost tabs were going to be coming out of my wallet,
and that is what happened.
I was not seeking vengeance for the restaurant.
I'm literally a minimum wage worker trying to make my rent.
Okay, I also was a minimum wage worker trying to make my rent.
She shouldn't have done this.
Well, you do.
You shake the glasses, and you make the same TikTok holding the glasses hostage.
And you describe the girls.
And you go, this is what they were wearing.
This is where I live.
That's good.
I mean, yeah, of course.
You don't punch somebody in the face because they came up and said something ugly about your shirt.
Right, we don't go to violence.
And so they shouldn't have stomp the glasses.
What if those are only a pair of glasses?
I don't know if that's the case.
But you definitely could have said, okay, these are the glasses, this person left behind.
This is what they look like.
And also, this is where I live.
And if anybody knows them, tag them here.
Let's put it out there.
Secondly, why restaurants still take money from servers when someone dines and dashes on them?
I don't know if that still happens anymore, but it shouldn't.
It is not the server's fault.
And they shouldn't be penalized because somebody runs out of the restaurant.
If somebody runs out, how are it supposed to stop them anyway?
Let's say the person goes, hey, I'm going to leave and not pay.
What are you going to do about it?
You can't do anything about it, you know?
You don't physically restrain them.
So everybody loses in this story.
the people who dined in dash
not cool
they're probably just idiot kids
number two
you don't stomp on someone's glasses
you hold them hostage
and then number three
the restaurant
you can't be holding money
out of their check
because something happened
that was out of their control
see I can fix all this stuff
real easy
let's just put me in command
I don't know why
I think you're partial
to the glasses though
because you wear glasses
I think it's pretty cool
as she stepped on in here
I think it's pretty funny
I just don't like violence
for the sake of violence
or breaking for the sake of breaking
I get it
and she could have got so much more out of that TikTok bit
if she had held him hostage and said about where she was from.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, so, okay, there's that one.
Here you go, lunchbox.
Something on TV you'll like.
HBO plans a four-part docu-series
that I think you'll definitely want to get into.
Oh, okay.
It's called Shaq.
Oh, goodness.
Here we go.
Shack does good.
Shack buys a computer for a kid.
Shack gives a car away.
Shack does this.
And it's all just random.
But we got the cameras following him.
every single time. It'll cover
as days playing basketball in New York, New Jersey,
to his 20-year NBA career
from Shaquille to Shaq,
the rise, the fall, and from Shaq to Shaq to Shaq.
Those are all the titles in a four-part series
coming up on HBO, starting November 23rd.
I don't think you should hate Shaq because he's a good guy.
That's my problem. No, I don't hate Shaq.
Like, I think Shaq is funny, like, on TV and stuff,
and as a basketball player.
But to act like there just happens to be a camera
and he happens to do this.
Like, it's all set up.
Like, that's what I want people to understand.
All these good deeds are set up.
Don't you think, though, if Shack goes anywhere,
every single person pulls out their phone anyway,
because you can't miss it at a shack.
He's seven foot four.
He's one of the most famous people in America.
So if he does anything in public, it's probably recorded.
I don't know about that because I feel like he goes to eat every day,
and there's not videos of him eating every single day.
So you don't see them because they're not viral.
I don't know.
I don't think it gets filmed everywhere.
He's probably like me,
regionally famous.
He gets, you know,
filmed here and film there,
but not all the time.
Most people maybe don't know who he is.
What?
Okay.
Everybody knows who Shaq is.
Secondly,
you think you're regionally famous?
Well, that's what you tell me.
Oh, you're only regionally famous.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't even say the word famous.
I say I'm moderately known in regional areas.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
And then that's not saying wrong.
I mean,
fine. Maybe the docu series will concentrate just on basketball. I can watch it. But if it's going to talk about all his buying computer and stuff, I'm out.
Let me ask you this. Let's say it's all set up to be caught on camera. But he is buying computers for kids. He is buying families, a car truck. And his only request of all this is that it gets out. I don't know that's true or not. But how do you feel about that then if he's still doing these deeds?
Well, then you guys need to quit praising him because every time I do that, you're like, oh, just do it to do it. You don't have to brag about it.
No, no. What do you do?
$2 every time I go to PetSmart to get dog food.
I donate to their little charity.
Two bucks.
I'm a partner in hope for St. Jude.
Kid Power.
Donate to that and my time.
So, I mean, but they're not putting me on TV.
And sometimes I'll buy one of those newspapers from the guy on the side of the road.
Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us.
What else do I do?
He is more philanthropic than we give him credit for.
Let's see.
No, he's not.
He says that all the time.
Like, we know all this.
He brings it up by once a week.
I forget, though.
Anything else I do?
No, nothing else I do.
That's pretty much it?
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, sometimes.
Sometimes, like, if I check out somewhere, they're like, oh, would you like to round up to donate to charity?
I'll do that.
Sometimes, though, what kind of mood do you have to be in?
I have to be in a real good mood.
And it has to be like, if it's like 80 cents and above.
Like, if it's below that, no, I need the change.
Huh.
You know, like, if it's like 12, 82.
No, we get it.
Yeah.
You know it.
You want to give up 20 cents or below, just not 21 cents or above.
Correct.
You're so charitable, buddy.
Thank you.
You really should be acknowledged.
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Bobby's Big.
Stories.
If you go walking through a cemetery
and it's the night before
Halloween or it's Halloween,
you probably shouldn't be doing that
because now cops are going, hey, guys, there are too many pranks, too much damage, too much destruction,
happening at cemeteries near Halloween, so we're going to start arresting people.
It is illegal, and you can get a ticket or you get arrested depending on how much damage you're doing,
and they're going to be watching more.
So heads up.
That story's from refinery 29.
Lunchbox, you seem like a guy that would do some cemetery stuff near Halloween when you were younger,
did you?
I mean, I've been through a cemetery, but I never destroyed any gravestones or anything,
but there was a chick I dated back in the day that she got arrested for trying to steal
a headstone.
Why?
I don't know.
She's kind of weird.
We worked together at Dunkin' Donuts
and I was like, all right, you're kind of crazy.
All right, you're kind of crazy.
Let's date?
No, no, no, no.
Let's not talk anymore.
Like, yeah, yeah, that's a little too much for me.
Five tourists get stuck 21 stories
underground at Grand Canyon
Cavern for 24 hours after an elevator
malfunctioned.
Oh my gosh.
So this story has a couple different layers to it
because, yes, that is awful.
Now, I guess the good thing is
There is little hotel suites down there
That are about a thousand bucks a night
So they just stayed there
And so they've been able to use the adjacent hotel suite
While they wake
But they can't get up to the surface
And I know that sounds nice
A thousand bucks a night hotel suite
But I would be so claustrophobic to know I couldn't get up
Even if I needed to
So at least you're not in an elevator
Like a literal elevator or a shaft
Waiting for 24 hours
You're in a comfortable room
But it's also knowing that you can't get up
even if you wanted to
I'll be like
I can't breathe
I can't breathe
I'll say shut up Bobby
I'm like you guys
would say shut up
there's a big screen TV right there
The headline's deceiving though
It's like stuck in a cave
Well in a hotel
And it's a family
Right so five torts
But they are stuck
21 stories underground
At Grand Canyon Cavern
Yeah
I wouldn't want to be them
They're still a net loser
On the situation
That's from the Daily Mail
I just would be like
Man I don't have control
I can't get out of here right now
that's pretty nutty.
I guess some sort of elevator
or some sort of stair system broke
and because of fire rules
they weren't able to get people up or down
so there's that.
Japanese scientists are making a human washing machine
this is from the Daily Mail
scientists are developing a washing machine
that cleans your body while you're relaxing
or playing video games
and all of this
the washing is picked up by artificial intelligence
so they know where to go and what to do to you.
The ultrasonic bath blasts
you with high speed washing
water jets filled with extremely fine air bubbles.
They say clean the bathers pores so you can lay into whatever you're going to do and just
cleans you right up.
Wow.
They expect the device to be finished by 2024.
Yes, Amy.
Oh, I thought also too, don't they clean the inside of your brain or is it in your body?
Did I misread that?
I don't know anything about a brain.
How do they get in there?
Well, it says to wash the mind as well, but it doesn't say anything about going inside the brain.
Oh, well, the mind.
The mind is the brain.
I thought it like did something like it cleaned out, you know.
I don't know about all that.
No, it doesn't get into your brain.
That sounds dangerous.
Soon you'll be able to schedule posts on Instagram.
You haven't been able to do that now, as of now.
Twitter you can, but Instagram is testing the new feature again, but this one seems pretty nice.
A spokesperson for META who owns Instagram said they are testing the ability to schedule content
with the percentage of our global community that can 80, 90 days in advance.
load up their Instagram.
Wow.
You prepare it.
You say, here's what I want it up.
You tag your people.
Boom, you push play.
And then it plays itself
whenever you've told it to.
It's mashable.
There you go.
I did put up a video on my Instagram
last night of The Raging Idiots
playing Fanny Pack,
live and acoustic.
You guys want to go see it?
I'm Mr. Bobby Bones.
It's live.
There are no bells and whistles.
No.
We're that good.
That's right.
No editing.
That's right.
No, what do you call it?
No voice.
auto tune. That's right. We're that good.
And they're still not letting us play the CMAs.
That's ridiculous.
That's right. It's the same people over and over again every year on the CMAs or any awards
show. Yeah, put us on there. Go watch that and go post down in the comments.
This needs to be on the CMAs this year.
Dude, if we did the CMAs, they would be like, wow, what was that?
They'd blow their mind. They'd blow their mind. Yeah.
They'd be like, what the crap was at? One way or the other.
Up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Marlon Wayans is not a fan of cancel culture
He says, let's do white chicks two
I never saw White Chicks 1
Hilarious
Mike D, you're a movie Mike
Yeah
Do you like White Chicks 1?
For the time it was funny
I don't think it's funny anymore
Should they make white chicks too?
No, definitely not
Marlon Wayne says
All right, what's up a cancel culture
And then let's also do white chicks too
He probably hates cancel culture
So he can do white chicks too
Yeah
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, that's from the New York Post
An Instagram model
says her body is too perfect
and it's too dangerous for social media
because people constantly troll her
for being, quote, naturally perfect.
Oh my gosh.
Her name is Veronica.
She's 26, and she says she has been made a victim of cancel culture
as jealous trolls constantly body shame her for good looks.
I don't think that's shaming if they say you're good looking, right?
Isn't that celebrating?
You're so perfect.
You're so pretty.
That's the kind of shaming I need.
Oh, you're just too funny.
We hate you.
I want to be you.
They're jealous of her naturally fit body, they say.
Some people are even reporting her Instagram account because they're offended by her slim look from the Daily Mail.
I think lunchbox experiences something like this because he is, he's that hot.
Man, it's rough.
And I relate to this woman about how people just like, oh, you're just too good looking.
And they feel intimidated by you so they're mean to you because they're jealous, so they lash out at you.
It's a rough life.
But, you know, as you get older, I mean, I think she's a little younger than I am.
She will get used to it.
and you'll just kind of fit in where you get in.
You'll find people around you that actually treat you well,
and it feels good to have that.
Do you mean get in where you fit in?
Yes.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah.
Researchers found that variety is not good for weight loss.
They say if you're trying to eat healthy
and you're trying to look a little bit of weight,
eat similar foods every day.
It's best to eat foods you're familiar with
and foods you've had within the past couple of days.
The scientists speculate that repetition actually just discourages overeating more than anything.
It's not any sort of your body's used to this food.
It's that if you eat the same thing every day, you kind of get bored with it
so you don't eat more of it.
That's just human nature stuff right there, right?
I thought it would be like, well, if you ate a bunch of chicken every day, your body would go,
okay, I'm used to chicken now, so I'll just process it differently.
Nope, they're like, if you eat it every day, so just try to stay on some sort of schedule.
So that is from the University of Buffalo.
I found that to be pretty interesting.
So does it help that I do pizza on Fridays, barbecue on Sundays, tacos on Tuesday?
I don't really think that's what they mean.
I think like every day.
And then also foods that aren't pizza barbecue tacos.
Got it.
Okay.
You know?
I've been having sugar the last couple days, and I don't.
I do sugar Saturdays mostly.
But my, you know, it's crazy when you're in pain.
You just want comfort food.
And I had this mouth surgery.
And it's even more sore today than it was yesterday, like day two after it.
But man, it's been all I want, all I want is cake and donuts.
And I justify it by going, well, it's soft.
I ate something soft.
I'll eat nine donuts.
Soft cake.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I could eat them the right side of my mouth anyway, hard or soft.
But I'm like, I need something soft because my mouth.
Because my mouth is in such bad shape.
Now, final story, teenagers cost thousands more than you think.
The average teenager costs about $10,000 per year between the ages of 13 and 19.
While teens earn some of their own money, about 90% comes directly from their parents.
Costs are vehicle, gas, parking, sports, travel, fees, instruments for band.
Also costs food, clothes, spending money, weekend trips or friends.
That's from the counter.org.
Eddie, how much is your oldest son cost a year for your lesson?
Oh, man.
I mean, I just, he does a lot of stuff on apps.
so he buys a lot of apps and things like that.
I mean, I would say probably around $10,000?
Well, I don't know.
I can't do the math that quick.
But a month, I would say he costs me about $500 a month.
Okay, well, that's about $6,000 then.
Hey, you got a deal.
You got a discount of a son there.
I'll take it for now.
Yeah, good.
All right, that's the news.
Thank you.
Those were Bobby's Big.
Stories.
Hey, can we put Abby up at a microphone for a second?
Abby's our phone screener on the surface.
She really does so much more behind the scenes.
And when it comes to people that I just really think wonderfully of, it's Abby.
Positive attitude, great work.
I just love to be around her.
Abby, how are you this morning?
I'm good.
I have unlimited compliments for you, okay?
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
Somebody wants to spill the tea on you in the next segment.
What?
And I don't, and I'm very protective.
Right, right.
And it's different if it were you versus if it were Lunchbox or Eddie or Amy,
which we sit in the room,
we kind of have an unspoken agreement
that we're on the air,
so our life is on the air.
You are a producer, a phone screener.
That's, it's not the same with you.
And I don't,
there's just some tea that I've been sent.
They want to spill on you,
and I'm not going to do it unless you are okay
with talking about it.
Can you?
I'm not telling you what it is.
Can you tell who's going to spill it?
No.
What?
Yeah, you can't do that.
I'm sure we'd guess.
Well, it's one of like two or three people.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, are you asking if I'll talk about it, but I don't know what it is?
I'm asking if you are opening the door for me to spill the tea on you in the next segment.
Yes.
Are you sure?
Sure.
It can't be that bad.
I don't know what it would be, so.
I mean, I feel like.
Have you committed any crimes lately?
No.
I don't think so.
It's nothing that you're going to be ashamed of, but it could be something that you don't want out there.
How's that?
Okay.
And are you still okay with it?
Yes.
Why not?
We will come back and let somebody spill the tea on Abby.
She doesn't know what's up.
Stresses me out.
Oh, geez, no, it's stressing me out.
Lovable Abby.
Loveable Abby.
It's always risky when we do spill the tea because there have been some really epic post-show conversations after this happens.
Because nobody ever know the tea is getting spilled on them.
So Ray hit the clip.
Let's spill the tea
Okay
Lunchbox, you're up
Yeah, I'd like to spill the tea on Abby
Uh guys, just so you know
Abby is in love
Abby met a dude
When we were in Las Vegas
For bad out of hell
She was going in the elevator
Going to bed
She had her food in her hand
And there was another guy in the elevator
Just them two
They started talking
And then they went to a bar
And then they stayed out till 4.30 in the
morning.
Okay, hold on, hold on,
let's hold right there.
Wow.
Because apparently there's more
that he wants to unveil.
Oh yeah, I got a whole backstory to this,
folks.
Abby is in love.
Okay, love is a strong word.
He just called her out to it
because you know whoever this is
listen to the radio too.
Okay, Abby, what happened?
Do you want to talk about this?
I mean, he's right.
I did meet a guy in the elevator.
And he was on the same floor as me.
Is that not crazy?
So I was like, are you on my floor?
So it was like destiny.
How organic, though.
It is.
It's a natural meat.
So what did you have in your hand?
Oh, I had a hamburger and fries in a to-go thing.
I was so excited to go to bed and just eat this.
I was going to eat these fries.
And then he was eating chips in the elevator.
So we were both eating.
And then we get out.
And I'm like, I was like, oh, we are kind of talking.
Oh, you get on the same floor.
Yeah, you keep walking.
And I was like, well, I think I'm going to go eat.
And I just, I remember saying this.
I was like, oh, but you're so cute.
You said that to him?
Yes, he was so cute.
Yeah.
Nice.
Hey, good for you.
I couldn't help it.
I like it.
Okay, so you say, I guess I want to go eat this, but you're so cute.
Uh-huh.
And then he said what?
He's like, oh, we can eat together.
Uh-oh.
And I was like, not my room.
Oh, good.
And so there were just couches in the lobby upstairs in our floor and we just were eating for a while.
And then he finally was like, you want to go grab a drink.
Wow.
How lovely.
Yeah.
Wow.
But I'm not in love.
That is a lot.
I didn't say you're in love.
I will say, hey, a little ballsy to go, hey, but you're so cute.
I admire that.
That's cool.
I don't have those kind of guts.
Never did.
It just came out.
So you go and you hang out at the bar.
Did you guys find you had more in common?
Oh, yeah, a lot in common.
Yeah, they both like to eat, they drink, they're on the same floor.
Hey, Abby.
Yes.
I'm pushing a button here.
Nobody can hear this with me and you, okay?
So nobody on the show, no listeners can hear what I'm saying right now.
Mm-hmm.
Just being you in your ear.
Okay.
Hey, sometimes you fall really fast for people.
That's true.
Like really fast.
Yes.
I would just try to avoid that.
Like, you know, just, you know, one small step.
Go full Neil Armstrong, you know?
One small step for Abby.
Mm-hmm.
And hopefully one giant leap for Abby later.
Abby kind, you know?
Yes, I gotcha.
Just just temperate.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the air, okay?
Okay.
All right.
All right, so we're back.
Hey, so you go and you go to the bar.
And what time do you get in that night?
Oh, ma'am.
4.30.
It was probably about 430. 4.
Did you just stay at the bar?
Yes.
Why did you answer that hesitantly?
I don't know.
No, we did.
Yeah, we stayed there for a while.
And then we came up to our floor.
And then what?
That's about it.
Say good night.
Danced in the hallway.
We danced in the hallway.
Okay, okay.
This is a movie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
there's no music there.
We started playing music on the phone.
Oh my gosh.
So you guys had like the most romantic night ever.
Yeah.
This is like, this is great.
And he at one point was like,
you want to do the dirty dancing lift?
But I was like, the ceiling's not high enough.
We're going to hit my head and I'm going to get knocked out.
So we didn't try that.
What celebrity does it like most like?
Oh, I hate when you ask this.
I'm so bad at the, uh.
Lunchlock, did you see him?
Well, I didn't see him the first night.
And then the second night, Abby is just,
on her phone all day, texting with this dude, and we get done with the bat out of hell show.
And she's like, oh my gosh, he's going to come meet up with us. He's going to come meet up with us.
And you get a glimpse into the life of how Abby falls so hard, so fast, and why she is still single sometimes.
Oh, my God.
Because he is at a different casino, like with his boys. And he's like, oh, we'll be back in 15 minutes.
And it was, and she goes, guys, it's been 17 minutes. Should I call him?
And I'm like, Abby, no, Abby, no. And she was like, okay, well, it's been 19.
minutes. He said 15 minutes. I got to make sure he's okay.
And I'm like, Abby, no, no, no, no, no. Like, do not do that.
And my wife is there going, Abby, just wait, just relax. And she's like, but he's not here
yet. He said he was going to be here in 15 minutes.
He did. Did he ever show up? He did show up.
How long?
23 minutes.
Oh, gosh. I don't know the exact time. It's Vegas, though. You know, casino's got a lot
of walking. And that's what I told. Abby, I said in Vegas, it looks like the casino is right
there. But when you're walking, it takes a lot.
long time. And so he probably looks at it. It's like, oh, we're about 10 minutes away, 15 minutes.
And then it's like another mile and a half. And so it takes a while.
That's true. What celebrity lunchbox do you think this Abby man looks like?
Dude, I saw him for about 30 seconds because I'd been drinking and they started talking.
And I was like, I'm going to go play some craps. But I would say he kind of looks like.
Oh, I know. Kind of. Kind of Zach Efron.
Okay.
Really? Zach, wow.
Kind of. But you say what you were going to say.
I'm saying halfway.
Like a little, like if you just glance really quick.
If you squint real hard in the dark.
Lunchbox, who does he look like in your mind?
I kind of looked like a younger Chris Harrison from The Bachelor.
Okay, I can see those two smushed together.
Yeah, smush those.
You can? They look nothing alike.
They have brown hair.
I mean, maybe.
Abby, so what did you do night too with him?
Oh, I never got to do anything else.
I was busy working.
Wait, what?
You saw it.
That was Friday night.
Okay.
We didn't get to really hang out Saturday.
That didn't really quite work out.
No, it didn't quite work out, guys.
Why?
He showed up.
Uh-oh.
And there was another girl with him.
Oh.
Wait.
I don't understand what's happening.
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that is literally why I was like, I had to walk away because I'd been drinking.
And he shows up and I see a chick with him.
and I'm just like, oh, this ain't going to go good.
Because Abby was all just about it.
You know what I mean?
And my wife was there.
And so my wife stood there and talked with Abby and this dude,
while I went somewhere else to get a drink and play some craps.
He said that twice.
Well, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
That's why I mean, like, I was going to try to leave that detail out,
but it's pretty important to the story.
So then Abby is just like, oh, man, like, well, okay.
Like, this is weird.
So Abby played craps and roulette with us.
And then Abby's like, well, I'm going to.
go to bed and she called him and she was like man what's up and he's like oh that's like my little
sister that's like my little sister oh like my little sister like my little sister i don't know and he didn't
introduce us to the chick and she just kind of stood off to the side but then Abby was like i'm done with this
dude I'm done with this dude right but then I just kind of casually mentioned like I just jokingly
the other day I was like you're still talking that guy aren't you and her face just changed and
she was like how'd you know and I was like I was just joking and she was like yeah we fased
for two hours the other day.
I had to clear things up.
You know, I had to get it cleared up
and look at him.
What needs to be cleared up?
It's a Vegas.
But she's in love.
I'm telling you, she's in love.
I just didn't like how we ended on weird terms
because I was assuming it was a girl
that he didn't say anything about.
But it was like his little sister,
so we're cleared up and it's all good.
Mm-hmm.
If it was his little sister, that's one thing.
If it was like his little sister,
that's a different thing.
I feel like vaguely last time
there was a guy, and then we ended up doing a whole background check,
and we found out there was somebody else as well,
like another person.
Like he was,
yeah, I'm kind of, maybe still married or something.
So I don't know.
We can background check this guy.
Abby, if he didn't introduce you to her, too, that's a little weird.
Yeah, I thought so too, but I also said that.
But then Abby facetying him for two hours and still texting with him,
like she is still in love with this dude.
Not in love.
Abby, are you still talking to him?
No, not after that, FaceTime.
When was that FaceTime?
Last week.
So it's been like a week.
Okay, so you're done, though?
Yeah.
I mean, because he doesn't even live.
He lives in a different state.
Yeah.
What state?
Iowa.
It's not that far.
I've been to Iowa a bunch.
So you're shutting it down.
Uh-huh.
I mean, unless he talks to me, but I'm not going to reach out anymore.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, but Bobby, does he listen to the show?
Abby?
I don't think so.
I hope not.
Okay, that means yes, then.
I hope not.
No.
Think about what, Amy.
I think she should move on.
It's a Vegas interaction.
I mean, how good.
is this tea though guys this tea is so sweet
and it's so good. Abby dance with them in the hallway. What song
did you listen to Abby when you guys danced in the hallway? Oh we just
had like a random playlist on it was like country.
You remember what song I was though?
Yes you do think Abby.
Yeah you do. You danced a while. Yeah, you do. Think about a song.
You danced a while? Whose idea was that? Did you make out with them?
I don't, I don't kiss and tell. She did.
Yeah, that's a yes. What happens in Vegas?
Just kidding. I mean, guys, this is great tea, man. I'm loving this tea.
Here's what I like Abby about it all. I got I got
I got a good, and I got something we can work on.
Ready?
I think this is a learning experience.
First of, we're going to take positive from this.
I love your boldness.
I love that you're in an elevator, and you said, oh, man, you're cute.
That's great.
That's your intention.
You said it, and if nothing would have happened, great, but something did happen, you had a fun weekend.
That's the good.
I admire you.
I applaud you for that.
What's tough is, you go way hard.
You know?
You just go way hard.
And it's going to take a special kind of guy to not feel like you are.
are suffocating them.
That's a strong word.
Bobby.
No, no, no, guys, if you would have seen her when that clock...
The 15-minute thing, yes.
Oh, my goodness.
It was like, I was like, you have to calm down, Abby.
And she's like, I'm going to call him.
Do not call him.
And that's just one symptom of the overall illness.
That's the one thing.
That's the one we see.
Can you imagine?
I mean, like, if Abby's like that all the time in a relationship?
I'm not like this.
You're making me seem to be terrible.
He's being way over dramatic.
We're not making you terrible.
You're not terrible.
You're amazing.
You're one of the best people I know.
But we all have issues we need to work on.
I think yours is being just a little too much.
Too fast.
Well, I look at signs.
I was like, what are the odds we're both in the elevator on the same floor?
Okay.
So that's why.
And we're both eating.
Yes.
What are the odds?
We're both homo sapiens on earth in the 21st century.
Let's make out.
Okay.
Okay, I get it.
It's a learning lesson.
Thank you for the team.
And you're done.
No more messages.
No, I'll block him.
Bobby, do you believe?
Don't block him.
Don't block him.
Don't block him. But when he shows up with a girl and doesn't introduce you to her and then says she's like my little sister.
That's problematic.
Mm-hmm.
It is.
If he would introduce you to her, hey, this is my friend Macy.
Macy and I've been friends for a long time.
She's up here.
She's the little sister, my buddy.
Then that's the different story.
He did apologize and own up to it, which I really liked.
Yeah, when she wasn't around.
When she wasn't around.
Get her on FaceTime three ways.
What's up?
Okay.
time. That's all for now. Any other thoughts you guys can put on the post show today?
Thank you, Abby. That is spill the tea. Hit it there.
Let's spill the tea.
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monster ratings on HBO,
if you're a Game of Thrones person,
which I am.
Loved it.
Loved it.
Loved it.
Loved it. And didn't expect to.
I was a big Game of Thrones person.
and I thought there's no way this show will live up to the hype.
There's no way this show can live up to just be in Game of Thrones.
It's an amazing season.
I thought it was wonderful and not near as confusing.
And that's what I liked.
And that's what I didn't like by Game of Thrones.
All those crazy names and peoples and castles and it's great.
So that dominated.
The power ball is up to $700 million.
Nobody hit.
Scoob, I'm assuming we won nothing last night.
We won $17.
Uh-oh.
We're still winning some money.
That's what we're still winning money, which is great.
We're not winning money.
We are not losing all of our money.
Yeah, good point, yes.
We do this every time.
There is a difference.
There's a big difference.
I just try to glaze over it.
So it'll be $700 million and then when does that one, when's that one drawn?
That is going to be tonight.
So everyone's got to put their money in today.
Okay.
I appreciate the reminders.
I get a reminder from Scoob about every day.
Powerball?
Question Martin.
And so I send them the money.
Something's going to happen.
You guys think I'm crazy.
Something's going to happen.
I don't know what that is.
It could be bad.
Oh gosh.
Could be great.
Something's going to happen
about this lottery,
I'm telling you.
I do want to mention something
though,
just so I am cleared
of any wrongdoing.
Lunchbox and I
bought a storage locker
and inside the storage locker
there was a bunch of shady stuff.
We didn't know when we bought it,
but there was also a bunch of good stuff,
a bunch of shoes.
We've been selling this stuff on eBay.
And what I'm told is
Lunchbox is using company resources
to send our stuff out.
I have nothing to do with that.
I'm not in it.
I'll pay back whatever.
But two different people
have reported you,
lunchbox.
in this studio.
Okay.
Is there anything you want to say?
Yeah.
Thanks to the company for mailing out my shoes.
What do you mean?
Your shoes?
Our shoes.
The shoes that we bought,
they are helping us ship them,
and I appreciate that.
Do you think because this is a bit on the show?
Yep.
It's a bit on the show.
So it brings content,
so they are okay with using company resources
to get those products out.
Abby, what happened?
You want to spill the tea on lunchbox just for even?
Yeah.
Why not?
Okay, so I get an email from him, and it says address for the shoes.
I'm like, excuse me?
Okay, so you're just assuming I'm going to mail these shoes out.
Does he think you're his assistant?
I guess so.
I guess so.
I'm telling Abby what to do.
Go ahead.
She's the one that can print it.
I don't have a printer.
You don't.
Okay.
You know, and then he's also like, hey, we need to find a box and some, you know, bubble wrap inside.
Yeah.
So I found everything and put the info in and printed it, put it in the box, and here we go.
And who mailed it?
How much did it cost the company?
Oh man, like 25, I think.
Wow.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
I have nothing to do with this company.
You can take it out of my check,
but I have nothing to do with this.
I'm not using the company's resources.
Yeah, I mean, it's a company expense.
It's not a big deal.
You guys are freaking out over something
that's not a major issue that people mail stuff
from work all the time.
Personal stuff?
Personal stuff.
And this wasn't personal.
This is really?
Yeah.
I don't think they do it.
You put the shipping as part of the,
post, though. So where's that shipping money going? Are you pocketing it? Oh, see? Like, where's that
going? Oh, okay. Talk through this a minute, Abby. Okay, now we're on to something. The cover-ups
worse than the crime. Go ahead. Oh, yeah, no, I just saw the post because he put it somewhere.
And then it said, like, plus $13.99 for shipping or something. So he charged. So I lost $12 on the
shipping. You didn't have to pay any shipping. So you got the money from them for that shipping that you
kept. So he not only used the company's resources. He then stole money. Yeah, he's keeping the money
for the people are paying for shipping. And that's money though, that's my money though too. Yeah,
it's your money too. And you probably never would have given it to me had this not been brought up.
No, wrong. I split the money right down the middle. Like we have a total on our eBay account and you
can look at it and you would get half of that money. But you charged them for shipping and then you
made the company pay for shipping?
They're shipping. eBay adds the shipping.
I don't do anything about it.
All right.
Feel shady.
I don't feel shady. Hey, just know that we sold some shoes and we got some more going up.
Oh, he put $15.95, actually.
I didn't put anything. I literally just posted the shoes.
Yeah, you don't like that tea when it's filled back on you, do you, buddy?
Hey, man, that tea wasn't very good.
He was good tea.
I have nothing.
Scuba, do you want anything about this before we get fired?
I want nothing to do this. I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, same.
That was not a part of it.
Okay, good deal.
Yeah.
Here's a voicemail from Colorado Chris.
Hit it.
Hey, I had a question for Amy, you know, from Four Things with Amy Brown on our hair radio.
I know you've got to watch Terrifier 2 and your daughter really wants to watch it with you.
And you're not liking her costume for Halloween.
Maybe you guys could compromise and maybe you take her and maybe you guys agree on something to wear for Halloween.
Just a thought.
Meaning if you take her and you take her and you take her and you take her.
and you compromise on that,
she has to compromise on what costume to wear.
I mean, it's almost like this listener was at my house last night
because I said those exact words.
I never got an answer from her,
but she was going upstairs.
And I said, hey, just something to think about
if I end up taking you to that movie,
maybe we scratch the whole pirate costume.
And she said, nothing?
Well, she was going to bed.
So I don't have an answer yet.
I think I was just giving her that to think on
and then we could revisit it, but it's almost like, wow,
I love when listeners affirm something I've already done.
Do you feel like you'll go watch Terrifier 2 this weekend?
I have to.
I don't feel like it, but I will, yes, I will do it.
Can't wait for that review.
Monday morning.
Here's the tease right now.
Hey, everybody, Monday morning coming up on the Bobby Boat Show.
Amy, watched Terrifier 2.
Did she vomit?
Did she pass out?
Did she die in the theater?
We'll find out if we spread that will out of everybody.
We'll see a 720 here, Bobby Boat Show.
Yeah, I need to go to a daytime showing.
I cannot go at night.
Okay, that's fair.
Okay.
But if it's the only one at night, then,
Hey, coming up, Amy went to the show at night,
and she walked her a car by herself.
Did she get attacked by a mugger?
We'll find out coming up Monday morning.
All right, we'll see you did.
More funns, more friends in the morning here, Bob Vote Show.
Yeah.
That's how I always wanted to talk.
It's all funny until maybe I really do die.
Well, everybody, Amy died this weekend,
and Monday morning at 720, we'll talk about how we set her up for it,
and the wheel killed her.
That's 720 Monday morning on the Bobby Boat Show.
All right.
Good luck, Amy.
Thanks.
On the phone, Eric in Tennessee.
Eric, what's going on, buddy?
Hey, how's going?
Pretty good.
What can I do for you?
Morning studio.
Morning.
So I have been listening to you guys for a long time.
I've been listening to all these opinions on the Halloween costume with Amy's daughter and the movie she's got to watch.
So I've actually got to the office.
opposite opinion of what everyone's been saying.
I think she should compromise on the outfit and she should not take her to the movie,
and I'll tell you why.
So I've got five daughters from 22 to four years old, and I've tried that, not compromising the things in the past,
and all it did was lead to a slight rebellious act.
and she's going to look for things that she can get away with
or, you know, she's just not going to be happy.
But, and to clarify, it seemed like Amy didn't want her to wear it
because it said sexy on the package.
Is that correct?
Well, where that came up was I told Amy's daughter,
listen, if you can find the same exact dress
and the word sexy isn't in the description,
you got a better shot to get it
because just that word in the description is going to ruin.
at all. So try to find the same dress, but without the word sexy in it. That's where it kind of
fell that way. Gotcha. So my thing was, I mean, she's 15. So even though it says sexy,
and that's kind of an off-putting thing for your, you don't want your daughter to wear something sexy.
But like, if it's not where it's showing cleavage or if it's not so short, I think she should
just compromise with that. And I've taken my daughter's...
to many horror flicks.
They weren't 15.
I think they were a little older maybe,
but just the descriptions of this,
and I'm a huge thriller horror fan,
and like I said, I still take them to those,
but I wouldn't take them to this unless I've seen it,
and then I can say like, oh, my gosh,
I definitely don't want her to see this,
or it's not that bad.
Like, people are just wusses, and she can see this.
Amy, what are your thoughts on his call here?
Well, okay, so the corset situation was involved,
and I feel like that's intended for, like,
accentuating certain parts of the body.
And so that's what she's mostly upset about is the corset.
It's not just the dress.
It's like the whole outfit together.
So, you know, I don't really know what to do about that.
And then the movie, I'm not going to go watch it,
pre-watch it, and then go watch it again.
Like, I just need to, like, make a decision to,
take her and then maybe bring like a shield with me or something that I can like throw up in front
of her face if I need to. I don't know. Full Captain America in the theater. I like it.
Something like that. I mean, every child is so different and every parent, like I'm sure with,
even with your five different kids, you parented each of them very differently. And I think I would
rather take my daughter to see a scary movie than have her try to be a sexy pirate. Well,
Well, my personal opinion, I would let her wear that because I feel like we're getting out of the realm of what a corset is supposed to actually accentuate your waist.
And granted, it does accentuate your bust.
But maybe have her try one on somewhere and see what that makes her feel like and what it makes you feel.
feel like to actually see it.
Yeah, I'm weirded out.
Hey, um, hey, Eric, I appreciate that call, and you do bring a wealth of knowledge because
you have a lot of kids and a lot of girls, and I appreciate it.
Thanks for the time.
And Amy, I appreciate your feedback, but, you know, we're talking about 15-year-olds trying
stuff on.
I'm going to check out.
And I stop listening.
I'm like, my daughter's, and you kill me.
Yeah, here we go.
All right.
Thank you, guys.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
The day.
This story comes us from Massachusetts.
A 55-year-old woman was being evicted from her house, and she's like, man, I'm not going to go easy.
And she had a bee little thing, colony, whatever you call those things, beehive.
And she opened it up and...
Used it as a weapon?
Yeah.
Wow.
Set him free on the officers.
That's so wrong.
That's another level.
And I was thinking about this last night when I saw the story.
If somebody shoots at you, you have a bulletproof vest.
If somebody punches you, you can block with your arm.
If there are a lot of bees coming, there's really nothing you can do because what are you going to do to start swat!
Yeah, you're just sting your arms.
And also, it wouldn't be cool if you get your superpower was telling bees exactly what to do?
And they just go that way.
Left, sting him.
Get the lady back.
Man, yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, and some of the deputies were allergic to the bees.
Oh, of course.
But they're okay.
Okay.
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To smell great without a shower, clean off with a wet wipe,
and spray fabric softener refresher on your clothes.
So I know you're not a big shower guy lunchbox.
Yeah.
But if you just wet wipe yourself and spray some febrize, maybe, you'd be all good.
So you mean like a wet wipe you like wipe a baby's butt with, right?
That's what you mean?
You should have some of those.
I have plenty of those.
And then I don't know about what is it called?
Fabrize.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'll get some of that.
I'm not saying do it, but there are days you come in when you don't shower,
or when you said you would play soccer and just go right to bed?
Yeah, I'll go play soccer or I'll go running and I won't take a shower.
I'll just go right to bed, climbing to bed, all sweating.
That's disgusting.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, with his wife.
I can't believe it.
I know.
Yeah, you should see my sheets.
Sometimes they look a little yellow.
I can believe that.
Hey, Ray, play the voicemail from Karen in California.
This is number four.
They're asking a question about lunchbox here.
Just wondering.
what's happened with lunchbox and his roof.
I can't imagine that he'd go this long without getting his roof repaired.
I mean, his wife and kids must be complaining by now.
Can we get an update on the roof situation?
Love the show.
What you got?
Yeah, I still got holes in my roof, got some tarps up there.
And luckily, we haven't had a lot of rain, so it's been great.
I've been holding out hope
that I'm going to get a call from this TV show
called Building Roots.
So hopefully...
I don't think they do roof repair though.
I don't think they're a roofing show.
But they can remodel.
Let's say, oh, I want you to add a second story.
You know?
Oh, is he still holding on to this?
I did not know.
Yeah, I mean...
We can talk about it tomorrow.
Okay.
But you still have a hole in your roof.
Nobody's done anything
because you're waiting for a reality show
to hopefully put you on the show
and do something they don't normally do
and you have to pay for it.
Yeah.
I mean, let's say I want them to put in a skylight.
Guess what they would do?
They would do that in the remodel.
Exactly.
So now they just put a, what do you call it?
They just pull the tarp off and go, there you go.
Well, they have to cover it somehow.
Okay, well, let's talk about this tomorrow.
Feels like Amy has something she wants to say to him
because I think she didn't know he was still holding out hope.
Am I right there?
Well, I mean, when is the last time you had a conversation with anybody from building rooms?
We'll hold off.
Okay.
All right.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Have a great day.
Bye everybody.
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