The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Full Show: Lunchbox Tries Renting Movie Theater + Jobs We Couldn't Do

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

Find out why Lunchbox attempts to rent a movie theater, what he requests to bring and if he's able to do it! Then, we share the careers who could never do because we don't think we're qualified and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wednesday. It feels like Tuesday. Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Eddie's like, okay. I'm remembering. It's Wednesday.

I hope everybody's good. The get to know you question of the morning is, is there one career that you can never do? One career, one job. Just one. You think you could never do. What's number one on the list? You already have one, Eddie? Yes, I go ahead.

Accountant. Because I have discalcula, and that's like the dyslexic of math and numbers and stuff. So I would give me like two years for me to figure out your taxes. What's four times nine? Oh, I can do the nines. He did his fingers. He does that thing where he puts one finger out. I still don't understand what he did.

Yeah, you put 10 fingers up, right? Yeah. And then this is only how you do nines. Now give me a nine times four. Nine times four. So you take your fourth finger. One, two, three, four. Put the fourth finger down.

There's three on the left, six on the right. So that's 36. Give me another one. Eight times six. No, no. That's not, that's not nines. Eight times six, 36. See, 64.

Uh-uh. 71. Oh, dude, I'm terrible. 38. Do your kids suffer from trouble with numbers? One of them. Really? Yeah.

One of them does. The other one does not. What about your dad or your mom? My dad's really good at math. My mom, I don't know. I wonder how it was passed down. I had no idea, man. Lunchbox, what is the one job or a career that you could not do?

Oh, easy. The mortar funeral home, I don't know if they're the same, like, do they work in the same realm, but I couldn't. Same area, but not exactly the same. The mortician. The dead thing, I can't do it. No way. Too sad. I'd rather be homeless.

rather be homeless? I don't know you had to make that jump, but Like there's no way I could just deal with dead people all day long. That's the option? I mean, just how terrible would that be? That would just be depressing all the time. To me, it would not be fun either. Yeah, I get that.

What about, like, crime scene? Like that, like the autopsy people. Did you do that? I don't know. Lunchbox, you said you could. I don't think so. That'd be tough. You'd have to, like, take out every body part and see what's wrong.

It probably at some point just becomes science in another day. But for me, it would be tough, too. But it's not the one I couldn't do. because I think I could do that. I would just have to be desensitized over time. Amy? Yeah, judge. I can't be a judge.

Yeah, because whoever speaks last, I'd be like, oh, that's a really good point. And then the next person speaks to him to be like, well, that's an amazing point too. I mean, hopefully I'd be able to like find justice for the people, but I just feel like. Coin flip justice. But does the judge decide? Sometimes. Really? Depends what kind of case it is.

Okay, fine, juror, judge. Anybody that has to make decisions like that? Mine will be the military because I would just run away. Oh, man. Like, I'm thankful way of people to do that and fight and go and risk their lives because it'd be like, all right, time to go, soldier. You could be a pencil pusher. No, because I'd have to do the first part. Or a writer, journalist.

Yeah, still, you got to do it. You have a journal from afar. I just, I don't have that kind of courage. Yeah. I was watching a clip on TikTok of Vietnam when they were announcing the birthdays on live television. It was like a television special. And if your birthday comes up, they pull a ping pong ball. You're the first one to go on the draft.

Like, you're watching to see if you get drafted. There was an episode of, gosh, what was that show? They were all, like, the family, they were all like a stepbrothers. Wonder yours? No, it was on NBC. It was really big. But anyway, there was an episode about the draft, and it all started with, like, the nursery and everyone born on that day. This is us.

This is us. And it opened up with the nursery and all the babies born in that day, and those were the babies that were going to go to war. It's pretty crazy. That's intense. I can work with dead bodies all day. I don't want to have to go and be brave because, hey, look at me. Not brave. Not a lot of here.

Not at all. Glad you guys are here. Thank you for being a part of the show. Thanks for listening. You could be listening to 100 things, but you're here with us. So we appreciate that. All right, let's open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all the air.

It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a guy in my young 40s. I love rock music. I have the posters to prove it. I've been talking and with an amazing woman for the past couple of years. We've been even having conversations about moving in together, but there's now a catch.

Without saying it directly, she made it clear that she wants to live in an adult environment, which means taking down my kiss and ACDC and band Haleyin posters. I've collected these for decades. I've even had some of them framed. I love my girlfriend. But is it right for a guy to remove part of himself? from the walls of his own place?

Yeah. Is there a compromise or is it time for the rock posters to go? Signed. The classic rocker. Now, I've dealt with this, I mean, semi recently in that it wasn't rock posters, but I single forever. Until I was 39. You know, I never had anybody live with me, did my own thing. It was never rock posters, but it was definitely like, it was like a clinic.

His walls were clean. There really wasn't a whole lot going on. For sure, a dude lived there. And my wife came in and was like, hey, why don't we, like, I don't know, put some texture, put some love, some warmth into the room. And I was like, no way is how I like to live. Well, a smash cut, there's texture and warmth and love in the room now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, I don't even care that much.

What I would suggest is take these off the wall. If you need to dedicate a little room to them for yourself, like a bedroom or like a man cave or whatever that is, cool. If not, put them away for a little bit until you get to the place where if you guys buy a new house, build a new house, dedicate something for that. But yeah, no, no, you're going to lose this one because their posters have to go. Yeah, and for one, I would assume, like when he first said he had these posters that they're all framed because he's in his young 40s. So that means he's legit just has posters on the wall. That means he's mature and likes decor and takes care.

Frame. That's awesome. I would say a compromise, we keep the framed ones. It's like frame in jerseys. They're just hanging on. And maybe the ones that are just posters stuck to the wall with tape or whatever. Like either have those framed and have your own little man room or, like, uh, let those ones go. Roll them up.

And if you need to put them away for a second, that's okay. But you should lose this one. It's time to move on a little bit. But you keep some of them. And then when you have your own dedicated space, put them up. And then when y'all are married and you get obsessed with things like memorabilia and helmets. You need to stop. What? Who does that?

You're talking to me, not this email. I know, but you acted like your home's all sterile and now it's full of football helmets. No, it's not. It is not. It is not. I mean, you acted like that was what she had to deal with. Trying to sit on the couch as a helmet. Not true. You get to wear it when you sit on the couch.

No, only at the studio. All my helmets are at the studio. And then not only that, there's one room upstairs. Or it's like my gambling room. Or, I'm sorry, my content room. Where I have multiple TVs. And there's a bunch of Arkansas stuff up there. But that's kind of like, it's not a man cave, but it's like a little man room.

But I have a dedicated spot for that. There's just clarifying for a new list. There's no need to clarify. I'm all good. I've grown up. And I'm sterile. No, I'm sterile. I don't think I'm terrible

All right You got to move on man Maybe not fully But you got to move on Every guy goes through this man Every guy But you're like me He's like 40s

Sure Time to change It's hard to change I want you get older That's my wife We got your team Mike Find the clothes

Bobby's Mel back Yeah Eddie claims we need to declare A state of emergency I'm not going to play any sounder Last time we did that We got fine a million dollars I did

Yeah yeah not only be like official But this is a big deal Okay, what's the state of emergency? Guys, I went to five different grocery stores looking for bell peppers. They're out. Oh, that's it? I thought it was going to be something. Oh, no, no, no.

It is a big deal. What's going on? Like, why are we not producing bell peppers? And everyone I asked, they said, yeah, I don't know. That's a good question. We just haven't gotten any of this week. I thought it was going to be the cicadas. They're just killing us.

That's weird, too. Are they eating the bell peppers? Why do you mean bell peppers? So many bell peppers. Fahitas? I got people coming over this weekend, and I'm making fajitas, and I can't do that without bell peppers. I hate bell peppers. No, no, but you understand that that's a fajita.

Who's coming over? You have friends. Other dads, other parents. I wasn't invited. Well, dude, can you imagine? I got tons of bell peppers. I bought them all just so I'd be invited. I just Googled.

I don't see a shortage. I guess I'm hostaging all the bell peppers. I went to five different grocery stores and I'm like, I don't understand. Like usually I get strawberries. They're out of season, blah, blah, blah, bell peppers. How are they out of season? What were you about to say? You say, can you imagine?

You showing up to my house with a bunch of other parents? I've been to your house. I've been in a ton. What's kids running around? Who cares? What did me do? No, no, but there's a thing going on. I'm not coming.

I just want to be invited. I don't want to come. It's terrible. In no way do I want to come to that. You've said this so many times. I'm like, so we just invite you and assume you're not coming? Just invite me and then I'll say no, because it sounds terrible, but then I'll still feel like I was invited. Okay.

It sounds awful. I got to start doing that. Yeah. Because you say that hundreds of times that I never invite you. But what if it's a thing that like you're not really wouldn't? I know you wouldn't. I know you wouldn't. But is there a chance?

come? No, no, no, not for something like that, no chance. Okay, so what are you doing this weekend? I'm pretty free while what's up. Hey, man, you want to come over to the house? We're doing fajitas. Me, a bunch of other parents. And they're kids? Yeah, lots of kids. A lot of kids. A bunch of kids, I don't know. Yeah, lots of kids.

Oh, man, I appreciate the invite, but I'm a pass. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm good. I just, I just looked at my calendar. I have some calendaring to do. It's empty. Hey, if you change your mind, you know what we are. That's all I need. That's all I need right there. Okay, I'm starting doing that. That's all I need right there.

No shortage. Not that I can tell online. You did a quick Google. Go to the grocery store though. Are you guys getting crushed by cicadas at your house? Yeah. Yeah, they're everywhere. Dude, you know what I saw on the side of the road, like on the gutter?

Just a bunch of dead cicadas. They look like leaves. So this happens frequently, but there was the big one that's supposed to happen two years ago that did. And I guess we're two years late on those that are every like 15 years. That was Ray's state of emergency. That two years ago they were going to invade us. We were going to be able to dry down the road. We weren't going to be able to see because there were going to be so many.

Well, it's still not that bad. driving down the road, but they're everywhere. And they're so loud. So loud. All the time. Around 3 p.m. they get really loud. Every state doesn't have this, though I've learned. It's not all over America. This is happening. It's like certain pockets of the country. And do you know where they come from? The ground. Like, they've been in there this whole time?

That's what I read in a headline. I didn't continue reading the story because I'm cicaded out, but they're everywhere. And apparently there are a couple different versions. Some that come out every year a little bit. And then some that come out every 10 years or 13 or 17 or whatever the number is. This is that time of year. Does anybody know the truth about it? Morgan, are you cicada educated? No, but they have taken over my house.

They literally live in one of my trees. And if you shake it, it's like a beehive comes out. It's all cicadas. Don't shake it. In a tree, I thought they came from the ground, see. Well, no, they're lying in the trees now. They make, so right now they're mating. That's why they're so loud.

They're mating, and then they go down, they put their larva in the ground, and it stays there for 17 years. But sometimes it overlap. I think there's like a 13 and a 17 that will overlap, and I think that's what's happening right now. So we're just, we're hearing a lot. get it on. That's what they're doing. I walk and set it.

They're going down on the ground. They're all dead from doing it last night. That's it. Then 3 p.m. is when they've really... Do you see them crawling out of the shells sometimes? Like, I don't... That's the second stage. That is awesome. It's larva, and then they go into that where they lash onto something, they crawl

out of that shell, and that's when they get their wings and they fly off, and they mate. My dog keeps eating them, and there's nothing I can do. And I googled it, and it said that's fine for dogs, but there's something in there that my dog is loving. So the larva is in the ground, not the full cicada, just like chilling like a bear in a

cave. Well, the larva grows into that little bug that you see that attaches to the trees where they look almost kind of like roaches a little bit, but a little smaller, and then they break out of those shells, almost kind of like a butterfly. So think about a butterfly process. This is all because Eddie, he built that stupid garden. And these are all the cicadas.

They're the same life cycle where they started as a little as something, a larva. They grow into a worm and then the worm becomes a moth or a butterfly as they go into the cocoon. Their cocoon, though, is a bug. And the bug, once they shed that skin, they become a flying bug. For everybody out there, there's no idea what we're talking about, these bugs are everywhere. They're everywhere, and they're loud, and in the afternoon, they scream.

And they're big. They're humongous. They're like aliens. I didn't happen in California where I was living there, so I didn't know about him until I moved here. The 2024 emergence of periodical cicadas is a rare double brood event. Late April, all the way through May and early June, the 13-year brood XI-X will emerge in the southeastern United States, while the 17-year brood XI-I-I-I feels like Super Bowls, and be honest with you. will emerge in northern Illinois.

This is the first time since 2015, that 13 and 17 will emerge. And the first time since 1803, I don't know. It's just a lot of bugs. It's the first time they've been up together since 1803, and it won't happen again until 2245. Great. It'll be around then. Hey, enjoy it, guys.

Yeah, good times. Wow, we're a part of something, like, big. This is a big deal for them. Big deals aren't always good deals. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. A pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

He's a rookie. He's named Paul Skeins. He's donating $100 per strikeout to the Gary Sinise Foundation, which, by the way, I think they measure the top 10 throws so far this season by a starter, and he has like 8 to the top 10. Oh, maybe 9 because he's only like 101.9 as a starter. So he's also Libby Dunn's boyfriend.

Do you know that? No, I don't know who that is. Are you guys 100? Don't add like you know. Are you guys 100 years old? Don't add like you don't know who a living is. Oh, I think you said. Livy done.

Livy? Let me Google. called her Olivia. I think Livy's her nickname. Yeah, I mean. Man, Hey, Lasbox, we got two oldies here. I'm like, no, Eddie's trying to add like he doesn't know who she is.

I don't know who she is, man. Well, one, she's viral as crap. Yeah, she's viral because she is smoking hot. What? Like, Bobby's probably like, she's super talented. She's an awesome fitness. They won a national championship at LSU this past year. But that's what?

She's a gymnast? Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's about Paul Skeins. It's their boyfriend. He had seven strikeouts of four innings, or his opening game and he's donating 100 bucks per strikeout,

which will definitely be a lot. Her take, she blew up on TikTok, big time. Okay, well. And Gary Sinise, that's like Lieutenant Dan, right? Gary Sinise is Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, that's awesome. That's right. And they build.

He knows who Gary Sanis is, but he doesn't know who. Well, that's because he's older, you know? That's true. He's older than us. Yeah. All right, thank you. That's what's all about. That was tell me something good.

Let's play, what year was it? What year, what year, what year, what year, what year, what year, what year, what year was it? Okay, here's how it's going to work. So you can buzz in it any time. I'm going to give you three things inside of a year. Okay. When you buzz, if you miss it, you're out. Got it.

Here we go, number one. What year was it? Transformers is released in theaters. Gosh. Umbrella by Rion. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. 2006.

Incorrect. Amy. 2007. Correct. Amy, one point. We got three. And lunchbox is out. Of that one. Of that one. So it would have been

Transformers released in theaters. Umbrella by Rihanna and JZ goes number one and the iPhone is released. Ah. That would have been 2007. You're welcome, Amy. Next one up. What did you do to help her?

If she was going to guess 2006. No, I... You didn't know that. Okay, next time. I'm sorry. Okay. What year was it? Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin.

Scrubs premiered on NBC. Eddie. Eddie? 2003. Incorrect. That's what I was going to guess, dude. Yeah. The first Harry Potter movie came out. Lunchbox.

Lunchbox. 98. Incorrect. Hey? Oh, I can't remember when Harry Potter was. I do think we're in the 90s, though. Blake Shelton lands his first number one with Austin, Scrubs, premieres on NBC, and the first Harry Potter movie came out.

Gosh, it's not 98. Is it? 1997. It is, 2001. Dang. Scrugg is 20 show. So close. We're going to do five.

Not three. I like this. Next up. What year was it? I swear. By John Michael Montgomery. Lunchbox. Lunchbox.

Ninety-four. Correct. Yeah. What the? Was a four week number one. Also, Kurt Cobain dies, the Lion King, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber,

and The Mask all come out in theaters. That's a great year, how I do? Ninety-four. Yeah. We left. It's fast. One to one. Good job.

What year was it? Tom Cruise jumped for joy on Oprah's couch to proclaim his love for Katie Holmes. Oh my gosh. What year was it? Gold Digger by Kanye West goes number one. What year was it? Amy. Oh, Kate.

2004. Incorrect. Eddie, Eddie. 2003. Incorrect. The office premiered on NBC. What year was it? Tom Cruise, jumps on the couch on Oprah. Lunchbox. Go ahead.

2005. Correct, yeah. Correct. You're all around it, Amy. I know. Last one. Amy, you need this to tie. Okay. What year was it? Napster launches.

Lunch box. Go ahead, lunch. That was 1999. That's correct. Yes, it was. It was fall semester. No, no. It's later than that.

It was fall semester freshman year. We were sophomores. We weren't freshmen. I guarantee it. It was in the dorm. John Hodges and Fred. Do you guys want to do a side bet? I don't think it's not 1999. You said it's 2001.

You want to do a side bet? Yes or no? Because I would do a side bet if you guys are both so sure of it. Because we were also sophomores in the 2000s. Side bet, yes or no? Hold on. Side bet is lose the rates a dead cicada. Hold on.

Yes. Hold on. I have to think of my... Side bet. Side bet. Side bet. Side bet. Side bet.

Lose rates a dead cicada. Side bet, yes or no. I'm not eating a dead cicada. They don't take a cigarette. Well, then the other. Napster launches. The Matrix is released in theaters. He already guessed, though.

I know. That's why he's doing it all because I got it right. Relax. Oh, he got it right. 1999. Boom. This guy knows his years. He's going to this game.

John and Fred would sit there and download music overnight. Who's John and Fred? John, the people live across me in the dorm. And Fred Savage. Wow, I guess I was late to the Napster party. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying.

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Woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you. Which is really sweet.

Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck. involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right. It wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your

your podcast. Let's go around the room. Amy, what is on your mind? Well, I saw this whole article about women that give birth in their 40s. They live longer. Like, if you give birth in your 30s, you live past 95. If you give birth in your 40s, these women are living past 100. Does it reset their body to like a, I don't know, probably it's just this like will to survive to like take care of your kids and stuff. Hormonally, chemically. Yeah. It changes. It's probably lots of things happening. I'm new again because I've got to be a new mom. Yeah. What if you're just a new mom? What if you're you did at 50. Is that possible? You can. Wow. You can. That's right.

It's dangerous. It's dangerous. Like, it's not as easy, but I'm thinking, okay, like, on 43, I was never able to get pregnant before, and that's why we adopted. And I don't think adoption counts, because I think, to Bobby's point, I think it is something happening chemically inside your body and whatnot. Sure, sure, sure, sure. But who knows? What if I get remarried and have a baby? Maybe I live a lot longer. May of 2024, Amirati, Mangama set the world record,

73 years old. 7. She got right there. Through in vitroba had a baby. So what if she has to be 300? Maybe that's the key. Just see how long you can go until you have it. Lunchbox, what's on your mind?

I just need to know. I used AAA for the first time. And man, it was awesome. Because I got a nail in my tire. And they came out. Dude, took the nail out of the tire and he patched it. And I've never seen someone patch a tire

right there on the side of the road and he was like all right and he sat in his car for like 15 minutes just waiting waiting waiting I was like is he waiting for me to tip him because he's just sitting in his car waiting and doing nothing so I didn't know are you supposed to tip did you tip no I would say yes it's a service really I wouldn't have thought that that's why I didn't know and I saw him just sitting out there and I was like is he waiting for me to go back out there and tip him I doubt he was sitting in his car waiting like okay he's supposed to tip me like I'm to sit in my car. Yeah.

I would agree that's probably not why he was there 15 minutes. Right. He's probably doing paperwork or something. But I would think you tip somebody that drives to your house for a service and you receive your service based on how fast they get there, how good a job they do, how quickly you can get back on the road. I don't think it's an easy everybody knows this type thing. But I would say yes.

I'm Googling. Do you tip AAA? Here's the question. Should I tip the AAA driver? Tipping roadside assistance. isn't necessary, but it is welcomed and appreciated. Oh. Yeah, because, I mean, he did say, like, he moved here from California.

He said in California, they teach him how to patch tires with AAA. He goes, he's the only one in the, like, Nashville area with AAA that knows how to patch a tire. So he was a specialty guy. Did he say anything about a tip or anything? Even more reason to tip. No, but that means I didn't have to spend all day at the tire shop, you know what I mean? He didn't just, oh, man. You have his number?

Can you Venmo him? I don't know. Is Lunchbox really saying right now, oh, man, I feel bad I should have tipped him? I didn't say that. I'm just saying. You gave a all, man. All right, Eddie, what's on your mind?

Yeah, one of the best things about my job and where I sit is I get a perfect front row view to lunchbox computer. And what usually is on it? Naked girls. What? Naked. Well, the half-naked girls. There was some girl I did. She was naked the other day.

she was like showing off a Tiffany necklace and so she was laying on the bed and it was her nude. I mean, there were two people nude. You could see her butt. So what's the point, Eddie. So, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Oh, okay. He was ordering something and I wanted to kind of get theories around the room of like what you think he was doing and why he would order this. Okay.

It was a T-ball trophy. Like, why would he be looking at T-ball trophies and buying one? Without any knowledge, I would assume maybe he's, He's coaching his kids' T-ball team and they won because he wouldn't get them trophies for not winning. He does not do participation trophies. None of us really do. I'm picturing him at home.

He just gets angry about it though. Like, he has a little awards so many he's with himself. Right. Maybe he gives him awards. Now like when he gets home. Lunchbox, you did good on the show today. MVP. I'd assume he's coaching something.

He got his kid won. Okay. But usually the league provides the trophies if they deserve. of the trophy. That's why I think that he did buy his first participation trophy for his kid. Lunchbox? No, I am the coach of a tee ball team. The end of the season is coming up

and so they are undefeated and so that needs to be recognized and the league does not provide trophies. Wow. You're going to do it? Is it the only undefeated team? I have no idea. I don't know what other team's records are. Are there wins and losses? No. Okay, so

if there aren't wins and losses, I guess they didn't lose. There are no loss. It feels like a bit of a participation trophy. At T-ball, the parents had voted and they decided we should do trophy. I knew it. I think you're missing what I said. You didn't respond to what I said. It feels a little bit

and I have no problem with it, but it feels a little bit like a participation trophy. I was not the I was not the one that was driving the trophy bus. The parents thought, you know what I mean? Like first season that they should maybe get trophies. So

when the season ends in a few weeks, they want to get trophies. Yeah, yeah, I feel like you're a bit deflecting, but moving away from my... So did you buy one just for your kid, or did you buy one for the whole team? No, for the whole team. You paid for all of them? Well, they're going to pay me back, are they? I hope. Got it.

Yeah. So you bought all the participations. I think he'd get in charge of that. Well, I'm the coach. I know, but still. I'm head coach. And you get and say, we don't do participatorys, like you say. No, no, I tried to.

I said, oh, you know, we don't really, I mean, we didn't really win anything. They're like, yeah, but this is their first. season playing and I said, okay, look, we live in America and you know what we do in America, we vote. That's what you said. Yeah. Sent in the email. Yeah.

Do you, if they kept score, do you think your team would have lost any of the games? I don't think so. You don't know, so not really undefeated. Man, I mean, we were pretty good. We could hit the ball. Like one of the Dodgers, the other team, we had dinner with one of the families. And the good dad was like, man, you guys can really hit. Like, what's your, like, secret?

And I was like, good coaching. Of course. I like it. What? Participation trophies? I like that he is, I feel like he doesn't want to admit he's for participation trophies. No, no, I'm not for participation trophies. But you've been still against it.

This is America and they voted. But he's also a dictator. And he, America doesn't have a dictator. Look, we've played soccer in the past and guess how many trophies we got? Zero. We didn't do trophies. I like it. Good for you for getting a participation trophy for your team.

No, it's not participation. drove in the first place. And what's on my mind? I ordered some shoes from this eBay account. I like eBay now. It's kind of fun. You get stuff cheaper. Who knew? Apparently everybody for 20 years. But so I got to accidentally

click to send it to the studio instead of my house. And so I opened the box. And so I got these these Travis Scots, right? Low top, right? And so, but they didn't put a second shoe in there. Yeah. Wait, well, you have one shoe? Stop it. You bought one shoe?

Did you? What do I do with one shoe? So I'm going where I can't believe they only loaded one shoe and so there's a way you can contact people on eBay or give them bad reviews again I'm new to eBay as far as like using it and so I go you bought one shoe I go to the page and it says size 11 Jordan 1 low retro Travis Scott left shoe only

I buy a left shoe only who would sell left shoe only I never got to that even parentheses left shoe only I just saw hey what a deal for new Travis Scott so I bought them and now I only have one shoe What do I do with one shoe? That's why you got a deal. Yeah, they're half off because you got one. I know now.

I didn't know that then. I thought I got a great deal. So when we hear these stories in the news, how people go and steal only one shoe off the display case, this is what they do with them. They go to eBay and they sell the one shoe. Dude, you have a hot shoe on your hands right now. 100%.

How done? I waited like three weeks. It had to go through an authenticator. eBay, if it's something that needs to be authenticated so it's not a fake, they send it off. I waited for three weeks for my pair of shoes. Yeah. And I got one left shoe. Well, you know what, though?

I saw this kid playing basketball with two different shoes. I'm what I'm going to do. I've got another pair of travel. I'll just wear the right shoe with one and the left shoe or the other one. But I feel pretty stupid. Because when I went to the page, I was fired up. I was going to send a message. Look, you forgot to put a second shoe in there.

And I was like, let me see. Oh, left shoe on. It may not be stolen. It may be that someone that only has a right foot got it. And then they sell the left foot. Maybe they only have a right foot. But most people I know, they have a fake leg, they have a foot. They still put a shoe on.

Correct. They wear pants. Yes, like my buddy Scott. Yeah. I'm just saying. I'm not a stolen. To my mind, I'm an idiot. I have one shoe if anybody wants it.

It's pretty dumb, dude. Pretty dumb. Thank you. I'm done. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So we got some new emojis to look forward to. Some you'll probably never use. But one, you might use almost every day.

That one being a face with bags under the eyes. Oh, always. was tired. It's so small. How do we tell about the bags are there? Yeah, I'm not sure. Exactly. Because if you just send one emoji, it can pop up big. But once you do two or three, it only sends them in that little line. So that bag eye one, there's better

be some big old bags, you know? The other six, fingerprint, leafless tree, a harp, a shovel, a splatter mark, and a root vegetable. The harp's fun. And I'm looking at the baggy eyes. It almost looks like the eyes aren't baggy. It looks like the eyes are like four-twenty.

Oh. What would the harp be good for? Yeah, why do you like the harp? What would you, like, give me an example. Like if you're telling a story, a fairy tale. Like a sad story. You put the harp in there? Yeah, surround it, you know?

Like, we're talking about a story back in time. Like you're dreaming. Or a dream. Okay. Okay, so this woman is going viral because she hasn't cleaned her TV remote in 13 years. How do people even know that? Is this her thing? Well, because she knows that she bought the TV 13.

years ago and she's never cleaned her remote and she started to look at it and was like oh this is kind of disgusting a couple things has anyone purposefully set out to clean their TV remote no never I have but I bet you that it's like 50% yeah right now it's 50 I bet you there are a lot of people who they don't go I've never cleaned it never will I've drawn the line they probably just don't even think about cleaning it which was what she was sharing she's like whoa I just never thought about this but now come to think of it it's looking a little grimy so she cleaned it and this is the reminder to everybody else to clean it

and all you need is like a cotton cloth and some rubbing alcohol and then a toothpick if you want to get into the tiny crepeas. See too much work. I'm not cleaning it. That's the case. Also, how about that TV? 13 years is still working. I need to know the brand of that TV. That's what I hear. All right, what else? So survey was talking about the difference between a trip

and a vacation. Like, do you have a difference, Bobby? Yeah, vacations I'm not comfortable with trips. I get a lot of work done. What? Interesting. I never know what to do when I'm on vacation. But trips, I know exactly what to do.

Okay. Well, a trip falls into like events. Like you have to go somewhere. You're taking a trip for a wedding or a trip for work or a trip for this. Yeah. But a vacation is supposed to be something you just plan for yourself, somewhere you want to go. No other agenda except for what you have on your itinerary for you and your family.

Yeah, I'm clueless. And the vacations are what are life giving to us. So we need to try to do them. Okay. I totally confused about the vacations. Okay, is that it? Yep, I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of story.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I just want to shout out Drew Patchen because he's a kid that was battling brain cancer last year. He had to go undergo surgery, chemotherapy, all the things. And now he's cancer-free. But instead of just moving on with his life, he is now set up a lemonade stand and is running it to help other kids fighting cancer. and he's donating the money to cancer charities in Missouri.

Thank. Good for him to want to help other people because I know me. If I finish, I'd just be like, I'm good. Time to buy baseball cards. He personally spent a lot of time at St. Jude, and so he saw a lot of other kids that were battling alongside him. So to be able to give back and support them, that's what he wants to do. A plus.

What's his name? Drew. Drew. A plus, Drew. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from last night. Hey, love this show.

What would you do as your partner told you they weren't sure if they were in love with you after six years. You've had ups and downs and made it through, but now you're not sure what to do. Well, there's a few things you can do.

One, check their phone. Like sneaky check? Because maybe there's something going on. Because a guy just didn't go, I'm not allowed with you anymore if there ain't nothing going on. You know what I'm saying, fellas? Yeah.

I've heard that before. Yeah. I'm just saying check the phone. But sneakily like, because if you get caught, though, then that's on you. Number two, it's probably some sort of barrier between you two that has been created. And there needs to be communication about it. It can happen sometimes with kids or a new job or it doesn't matter. So, you know, talking to a counselor would be good to at least figure out what that barrier is.

Talking to somebody probably is the real answer there. BetterHelp's great. I forgot the code, but betterhelp.com's awesome. You can use a counselor and you do it on your phone. But yeah, you need to talk to somebody. I'm sorry that's happened to you. But if it's a dude, 20% chance that he's got something shady going on. I'll check that first.

Yeah, check his phone. Yeah, check his phone. Let's do something lighter though now. Okay. Time for the morning corny. The morning corny. How does a crab answer the phone? Has a crab answer the phone?

Yeah. Chello. Shello. Oh, that is it? Yeah. She looked at me like she wanted me to answer. That was the morning corny. Shello.

Shello. A win is a win. A win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,

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A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves.

Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ago Vodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar

of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be... Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Lunchbox was really upset because this guy named Benny Blanco is dating Selena Gomez and this guy named Beni Blanco spent a bunch of money to take her on a date. And he's like, I hate it.

Okay, quickly, why were you upset? Because he was bragging about taking her to the movie theater. And he's like, oh, and I'm just like, oh, and I'm just like, I hate it. I did so much. I didn't just take her to the movie theater. I brought my own nacho machine. I brought a deep fryer so I can make her her favorite treats. And she likes a comfy couch when we watch a movie.

So I had the front row of seats removed and I brought a couch in. And I'm like, this is so stupid because normal people can't do this crap. Like, why are you bragging? It's like you have, it's unrealistic. So annoying. So we challenged lunchbox to call the theater and see if he could bring this stuff. And we looked up how much renting a theater would cost like 300 bucks. But could he bring a nacho machine, a deep fryer, whatever?

All right, here's the call. Check. Mr. Collings, I'm going to help you. Yes, ma'am. I was just calling to see if you guys still do that thing where you can rent out the movie theater. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, we have some great passages for that.

Well, because, you know, I wanted to romance my girl, and so I was thinking about renting out a whole movie theater. And so I was just trying to figure out some details on how much that cost. That is so romantic of you. I love it. Yes. So for $400, you can rent out an X-B theater, and for $250, you can rent out a classic theater, and those do have the lounge seats. Well, speaking of lounge seats, I was wondering, because my girl likes to be, you know, comfortable when she watches the movie and she has, like, a favorite soft couch.

Can we take the seats out of the front row and put the couch there? Oh, we actually can't take those out there through the floor. Okay, so if we can't bring our couch, what if we bring our couch? What if we brought, my wife loves nachos? Can I bring my own nacho machine to make her some nachos? Oh, you know what? You actually don't need to bring one. We do have a nacho bar at our popcorn station.

Oh, okay, cool. Well, what about a deep fryer? We do actually have a lot of treats at our concession thing. We have candy. So you're saying I can't bring the deep fryer. I can't bring my nacho machine and I can't bring my own couch. That is very romantic. It's very thoughtful.

I think that that would probably break some house code. I know that, you know, you have a vision in mind, but if you still want to run it out, you can let us know. No, thanks. What was that? She was so nice. And then he, like, laughed in her face. So, what are you by now? Can't even do it.

Unrealistic. So stupid. Then he might have used their nacho machine. Yeah, or he said, is there a price? Like, can we unscrew the seats for this amount? What would we all do? Well, I don't even know that he would unscrew the seats, really. No, because there's space up front.

You can just put a couch up there. I don't know. That'd be uncomfortable. This theater, though, if it's so close, Eddie, you're looking straight out. So, Lunchbox, what is your conclusion? My conclusion is, it's stupid. We don't need to be printing these stories that can't happen for normal people. We can't even do that.

So it's so dumb. He doesn't get credit for doing all this amazing stuff because it's impossible. So unless it can happen for normal people, you don't want to see it. Right. I mean, we just called and they said, no health code violations. Okay. So it can't happen. And so when we put it in People magazine, women get these ideas like, oh, see how romantic it is?

No, you can't even do it. It's not real. I actually haven't thought about it once since we talked about it. Only that you had a problem with it. The only reason I thought about it. Like I wasn't thinking, oh, man, that's so great. I hope that happens for me. Do you think people see Selenny Gomez and go celebrities are just like us?

They do. But then, and they suddenly think, oh, baby my boyfriend can run out the theater and get me my own nacho machine. So dumb. But you could have. No, you can't. Like she said. She just said it's health code violation. If you bring their nacho machine or use their nachos probably.

That's not the same thing as bringing your own. It's not the same thing as bringing a deep fryer. He's really attached this deep friar. What would you want to deep fry you think? I don't know. Probably some Oreos. Oh, you're going to go to a full fair. Wow, lovely.

I don't know what Selena Gomez's his favorite treats are, but that's what we made. Maybe a Carney standing by any time to get you going on. And then do you really think Benny Blanco made him? Because if the movie's going on, he doesn't have time to work the deep friar. So you're suggesting he brought someone to do it. Yeah. He's like, I did it. But couldn't you sneak in a deep fryer?

Just like you sneak in drinks and stuff. And then put the couch under your shirt. That'd be pretty. You need an outlet. In conclusion, Lunchbox. That story's full of crap. No, I think it happened. It's unrealistic.

I don't know how it happened. We all agree it's unrealistic, though. Because I couldn't do it. I tried to do it. Okay, thank you, lunchbox. I don't know what we accomplished by this. Nothing. But we have proven that Lunchbox could not do this at this theater.

At any theater. Now we know, in case anybody else is going to waste their time. You guys don't want to bring a flush box. No chance. No chance. Okay. Thank you. All right.

Let's do the news. Bobby's big. Stories. Before I give you the answer, a recent study of job satisfaction found the happiest job, the happiest industry. What is it?

Ooh. Bartending. No. Doctor, because you make a lot of money. No, I feel like they also spend a lot. Doctors do? Yeah, I read this whole article about, yeah, because of medical school, how expensive tuition is for that, then they're paying it back, and then they just have expensive lives. Gambler.

That's tough. Professional gambler? Maybe gambling, but a gambler, I'd be a tough life. Construction workers. Oh, you show up. No way. You get to build something and see it complete. So, okay.

Yeah. Lunchbox, why are you grunting? You're out in the heat all day, long hours. It's just, ooh, no thanks. Yeah, unless you're like a foreman. I used to have people when I was moving house to just stand over me and look. They wouldn't do crap. That would be cool.

They're the ones that sit in the pickup truck like with their conditions. They got their coffee. They do nothing. Yeah. Yeah, job satisfaction. Number one, despite hard physical labor, construction is number one, some of the biggest reasons, good relationships to coworkers. Time spent outside and you don't bring the work home with you. They can also make their own schedules.

No, I don't know. That's always true. And if it rains, you don't work. Boy, when that's the front of a game, it's on the golf course, we pray for clouds. We do the opposite of a raid dance. We do the cloud dance. Because we knew we go in the shed. We just hang out in the shed.

What you do? Like play poker in there? We were never that prepared. Mostly we just hang out and keep praying for more rain. You didn't have to, like, clean clubs or something for people? The rich kids got to work with the carts in the clubs. He was maintenance. Yeah, grunts.

We were maintenance. They didn't want us near people. We started working before people were on the course. Yeah. It was a class thing, you know. Ah, the grunts. Dang. The only time I almost got fired in my whole life.

You're racing? Yeah, I was on a golf course. We had two green mowers, and we'd have to beat everybody to the course because we'd start right before the sun would come up, and you have to mow with green mowers these perfect lines. And you flip it. You couldn't let it roll out on the edge. You flip it.

And we put them back on, and we were racing omen carts, like drag racing, and I got caught. And I vowed then to never do any of the, wrong the rest of my life and I haven't. Look at you. Look at me. Bamboo HR, software company with that story. Avoid coming into contact with chickens. Health experts are stressing that touching petting or grabbing chickens could lead

to salmonella, live chickens. Medical professionals advise wash your hands after any contact with chickens or ducks or live poultry. People with weakened immune systems should avoid chickens altogether. Does this include if you have your own little chicken? Yeah, your farm? Yeah. Like your own chickens?

or is it just random chickens? No, I think any chicken. Really? Yeah, but if you do handle it, wash your hands. Yeah, yeah. Did I ever tell you guys I have a butt hand, a non-butt hand? I don't want to tell you which one's which. Oh, my goodness.

If I have to scratch my butt, it's always one hand because I never want my non-butt hand to touch my face. That's part of your butt. Hold on, you mean like outside your pants, right? It doesn't matter, yeah, but it doesn't matter. Even like washing my butt. I have a butt hand and a non-butt hand. Really?

I've always had it. And your non-butt hand has never touched your butt? It changes every year. Okay, so. I mean, yeah, there's cultures that do this. Whoa, wait, it changes. It's not just your dominant hand because I definitely only touch my butt with my right hand. How do I keep up?

It's very easy. I declare this is my butt hand for the year. And so 2024 has a butt hand. For the year. Yeah. And my other hand doesn't touch the butt for the year. Eddie, if you were watching it, like you see at Bobby's main, which hand would you guess is his butt hand? Dominant left.

That's what I would say. My dominant. I'm left handed, but it, butt hand could have been 2023. Sam. So what year are we in? Yeah, I mean, we don't know where you started. What if I was, when I was, when I came out? I was born.

I was zero. It's probably left hand. So even numbers are probably left hand. All right. Anyway, moving on. Caitlin Clark's go-to fast food order revealed. There was a whole documentary on ESPN Plus.

She has, once you goes to eat breakfast, bacon egg and cheese sandwich from McDonald's, an iced. Is it macchiato? I'm not sure what that is. Yeah. Macchiato. I don't know.

It's like a, it's like a latte situation, but I think sweet and I don't know what's... With vanilla sweet cream, cold foam from Starbucks. Yeah. And everybody's freaking out. And this is from Athlon Sports. They're like, oh, my God, she...

But professional athletes or college athletes, high-level athletes, their bodies can pretty much eat anything. And for a while, still perform at that level. There's a place where it changes a little bit. For us, it changes a lot earlier. Yeah. But there's a place where they just have to put something and it's going to produce what they need for it to produce.

But it's a pretty good... Bacon egg and cheese sandwich. That's pretty good, though. I like that. Yeah. There are worse options. A macchi-onel. No, whipped cream, ice, flavored syrup, flavored sauce, milk, and shot of espresso.

Well, that didn't sound so bad because I don't like coffee, but I can do like a chai tea and put a shot of espresso in. It makes it taste worse. The dirty chai? Wip cream, I like ice, good. I don't like cold, though. A cold espresso? What kind of psycho killer likes that? I like ice lattes.

Eh, me. I do. A San Diego police officer resigns after locking himself in the backseat with a female detainee. I saw this. Are you single? This is, no, she said something else too. So, New York Post, a San Diego

police officer has resigned after he was caught locked up in the backseat of a squad car with a female detainee who propositioned him last year. Yep. For sex. Clinical term. The guy's name is Hare. So when I say Hair, that's his last name. Hair?

Oh, okay. Last name. Got it. Yeah. Hare, who had been with the SDP for two years, found himself in the vehicle with the female suspect after he arrested her on suspicion of stealing a car outside a convenience store. After Hare arrested her, he was supposed to bring her to the police headquarters and later to the detention center for questioning in body cam footage released by the police department. The suspect was heard propositioning the officer after asking him if he was married. Then Hare can be heard asking the female suspect what she's doing in the back seat. then he turned off his body cam

and he slowed his vehicle as he drove onto a residential street about 20 minutes later, Hare called for a fellow officer to help him out of the police car because he couldn't get out. Here's the back door's locked. You can't open them. He got in the back seat, turned off the body cam and then he was like, uh-oh. He wasn't thinking with his head, you know what I'm saying?

No, no, no. He wasn't. They wasn't thinking was hair, you know what I'm saying? That's from the New York Post. Hilarious. Hey, police are just like I'm not. We need them not to be while they're in the uniform. I know. I was just thinking like, oh, fun.

Is there rude to snack while grocery shopping? Supermarket employees have thoughts. Nutrition experts advise against grocery shopping while hungry, but the debate of eating while in the grocery store is still alive. Some find it acceptable. I think I would find it somewhat acceptable if you're buying it. Of course, yeah. Well, I mean, you're assuming you're assuming you're buying it.

Yeah. Yes. You have to buy it. If you're going to snack on it, you have to buy it. Right. Yeah. So, but here's the bit that I think will be funny to do. We send lunchbox out to a couple stores, like grocery stores.

And, like, he gets big stuff, like a rotissory chicken. He starts eating it while he's shopping. Ew. Or, like, a whole thing of deli meat. But he pays for it. We give him money to pay for it. But see if anybody says anything to him. Or what if I snack on it and then get to the register and be like, I didn't really like it?

They may eat for shoplifting. What if he opens, like, a guy? gallon of milk and starts drinking. That too. You can do that. As long as you pay for it. Yeah. There's all this stuff.

It's just like a full cornucopia of like his own heart. Yeah. Finally, could this be considered murder or at least attempted murder? Someone opened a package and there was a live rattlesnake inside. Oh. Yes. AOL. That's attempted murder.

This guy Elijah Bowles believes that's what happened. He picked up a package. Found a live rattlesnake inside. Someone had put cotton balls in the box so postal workers wouldn't hear the snakes rattle. What? Oh. He picked up the package. and asked a friend to open it.

They drove away, and they pulled over real quick. Snake was about two to three feet long. Called 911. Luckily, you didn't get bit, but. Oh, that's crazy. How did the snake not bite him? AOL. Maybe the snake was like,

oh, this is weird. That's up. I'm gonna fall asleep. Yeah. Thank you. That's the news. Those were Bobby's big. Stories.

A flight had to turn back after a guy took off all of his clothes, got butt naked, ran down the aisle. He knocked down a flight attendant. He was arrested when they landed. they landed at their normal spot. If a dog poops, they'll turn a flight around. But you got butt-necked and you're just letting it fly. Maybe he did it towards the end.

Yeah, maybe it's at the end of the flight. They're already descending. And I'm not trying to tackle him. Why? I ain't doing the naked. You think that makes you gay? He's tackling dude. He's naked, man.

I ain't trying to. Eddie. I mean, you don't want to touch that. You know what? If I do, I'll tackle him. I'll tackle him. You would? Yeah, if he's going to hurt somebody.

Yeah. And then his vulnerabilities are out in the open. He's not hurting anyone. He's running up and down. Let's just say, though. He may be on something, making a bad decision. And if you don't think I'm a grab and twist, you're wrong. Oh, no, no.

That's the way he's going down and staying down. No, no. See, that's what I'm saying? Grabbing twist what? His vulnerability is right there for you. What do you think? His arm? His elbow.

You know? A man's accused of running naked down the aisle of an Australian domestic flight, knocking down a flight attendant, forcing the plane to, I guess they did turn back. I just read the headline. Let me bring this to the show. I just saw it. That's what I do. Well, I'd be annoyed.

I'd be annoyed. What I understand, Bones, is you wouldn't tackle, like, somebody trying to open the door. Because there's no gun on. I know that this guy's got no gun. Because he's exposed. Yeah, and maybe I would get the door I'd get for me. But this is the only time you've ever said you'd tackle it. There's no weapon, dude.

There's no weapon. I'd go. I'd jump. I jump piggyback, whack, whack. On any airplane, there's likely no weapon. I don't know. I know people who have had a job that required them to have certain tools, and they've gotten through the metal detector with, like, box cutters.

And they're like, oh, my God, oh, my God, what do I do? I'll give you that. They just do them in the garbage. But yes, I agree. I hear what you're saying. But, yeah, no, no, he's nothing. Nothing's hidden from me. It's all there.

Dude, and imagine the video. You tackle the naked guy on a plane. You can show your kids at. Everyone else is going, ooh, and you're all over him. I got to fight him his own style. I get naked to take him down. Oh, man. It's only one way to do this.

Yeah. It was not clear how or where the plane passenger removed his clothes. I mean, you would think he busted out of the bathroom. Sure. Like, he's not slowly disrobing in the seat or someone's going to go ding. You see the guy next door? And you're like, what the? Bro, what's up?

No, he, he, Kool-Aid man's out of the bathroom. Door, what I? Flap hits. And he comes out just running. If you find out someone did that. Is that like a no-go in dating? It just depends if there was like a, if it was a reaction maybe to a medicine, a bad medicine. What medicine?

Any medicine, dude. Like, he could have been on some new medicine and made him go crazy. Yeah. But yes, I think it probably is quite the flag that's waving in your face. You just need to see why the flag was waving, if it was red or not. But probably red. But I would think there's a struggle happening in this person's mind at some point. But how awesome, how can we never hear about hot chicks doing this on a plane?

That would be out. They don't take the medicine? I'm like, that would not be undatable. Like, I have a hot chick disease. Yeah, Doc don't prescribe to that medicine. I don't think. Yeah, no, it's, um, it's always dudes. Well, not a lot of naked.

I'd cackled the chick. But not a lot of naked, but there is a hot chick, but not a lot of naked, even dudes. But there was the one woman who was like, alien. Yes. She was funny something. And she's like, you know, she flipped. out on the plane. She's good looking. Yeah. Tiffany Gomez, I think, or something's her name. So there's one. Yeah.

Yeah. You tackle her? She didn't need to be tackled. She didn't need to be tackled. She didn't even tackle, but I'm just saying like, it's always like, not good looking. Yeah, she was escorted off and then she was watching the plane take off and she's like, it's not going to make it. Like she was, it was terrifying. Yeah, imagine you're on that fight. I don't know. And not that somebody just freaked out, but that someone said this plane, if you stay on it, I know that it's going to crash. I'm out.

Yeah, I think I'm out too. I'm not getting off, but I'm puckered the whole time. I mean, just in case. I might take my clothes off and run up and down the aisle. I'm so nervous. And that's how it starts. Yes. But if someone's like, as I'm getting, because like Final Destination,

I never watched a series of movies, but I would see clips and I know there's one thing where they're on an airplane. They're like, get off the plane. I get a preview. And then the plane ends up, boom. But if like someone said that, I wouldn't get off because I need to get where I'm going. but the whole time I would be a little concerned. Yeah.

Because what if that was the one person that wasn't nuts? Yeah, what if they, what if they're Amy's cousin, they're psychic? True. Like, yeah. Your cousin's like a different psychic. But still, I'm not saying her cousin, but there's different type of psychic. So maybe she's in the plane. She's like, she gets this, what do you call them, energies.

Oh, energy. And that comes to them. Yeah. Or are the ghosts that comes in scuba's butt. You know what I mean? That's right. It went right up his butt. and took him over.

Oh, man, this is the plane that's going down. And then it left his mouth and he cried. And you have to get off the plane. What are we talking about? Scoob. When the ghost went in him and came out his mouth after he drove to work and he scuba cried. He never came in my butt, though.

That's how it came. You didn't feel like it come through your mouth. But when it left, did it come out your mouth? It came through my, almost like my eyes or my face. But you really know which orifice it entered. That's actually a great point, though. You don't know where it came from. Trust me, we do.

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at any time, even if we're not on the air. 877, 77 Bobby. Eddie wears a boot on his foot. He fractured his pinky toe or the old bone above it. It hurts. Side of my foot. Yes, it's bad news. Playing baseball. But there's nothing they can do

about it, right? It's one of those injuries. Like, if you, not stub your toe, but if you slam your toe, this can happen. Like, if you break a rib, you just got to wait. Sure. So he's walking around his boot. I feel bad for him. However, he's using a wheelchair at stores now? No, he's not. Heck, yeah.

No, he's not. It wasn't my idea. But you, okay, go ahead. So I went to the grocery store with my son. I brought one of my boys with me. I'm like, oh, you can help me because I'm kind of in my boot or whatever. And we walk in and he goes, dad, there's an electric wheelchair. Why don't you use it?

I'm like, that is the greatest idea I've ever heard. I didn't even think about it. Dude, I sat down on that thing. I drove all over the grocery store. It was awesome. You have a problem with it? I mean, I guess it makes sense he does have an injured foot, but I just see him walking fine. Oh, here's a thing too.

And he does walk. It's a lot of walking. It is slow, a big boot foot. Correct. And here's the deal. Like, if I saw an item and I'm like, oh, I'm going to have to get off to get this, like off the wheelchair. I would, like, act like I'm falling off instead of like. You don't have to do all that.

I think it's okay for to use that machine. But then you get someone to help you. That could do that too. I didn't do that this time, but I can next time. Just be normal. You can use it. But then they're going to get judged. No, they're not.

That is literally, it's not for people that just have a disability. So it's for anyone that needs it. It's for someone that needs help shopping with it so they can get through and get to the aisle. Do you know that you can do donuts in that thing? No. And like without hitting a signal item. How would I know that? How would I know that? It's awesome, dude.

It does seem fun. And if I had a broken leg or something, I think I might use it because that's there to help the shopper have a normal experience, shop in the normal amount of time when they probably can't because they're hurt. Now, to question two. Mm-hmm. I don't even want to ask this. I didn't even think about this. Yes, you did.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no. There's no way you parked handicapped spot. There's that way you parked handicapped. When I was done, I put the chair away and I'm like, gosh, my car's really far away now. And I'm like, I could use the handicapped spot. You have to be cleared for that. And if you get a tag.

You're telling me, if I park in the handicapped spot with my boot and limp into the store, someone's going to be like, whoa, whoa, where's your tag? They're going to tow you because you don't have. a tag on your car, they're not going to go search you out to go like, prove the lip, sir. Okay. But you can file for a temporary tag. Could you do that for me? Yeah, you want me to do that?

Yes. But you don't need one. By the time you get the tag in the mail, you're going to feel. I don't know. They say four to six weeks in this thing. I mean, this could be a hard four to six weeks for me. I'm going to go. There we go.

Don't park in that spot unless you've been cleared. Now, they get to be the ones that clear it. If you're cleared by whatever group does that, then boom. Who does that? I don't know. Like the city? It says temporarily disabled placards. Ballad for six months.

Available to those with a temporary disabling condition. That's me, man. I'm in a boot. Why don't you just write on a piece of paper and stick it in your windshield? Just draw that little man. Put it on my rearview here. Just put it up there. I'm going to need $10.

Okay, you got it. I'll give you $10. Dude, this is amazing. And I need your plate number, title number and vehicle bin number. And a busker number. It all in the air. No, no, no. Who was it here that saw the perfectly healthy country artist parking handicap?

Wait, I've never heard of this. Oh, you have. Oh, yeah. We saw it a couple times. There's a country artist perfectly healthy. Don't be that person. Hey, no, I'm in a boot. Wildly healthy.

Like physically. Fit. Great. Really? Parking a handicapped spot, yeah. This is the one that was at the liquor store, was it? Honestly, like, couldn't be more fit, probably. No.

No, the liquor store was just, Ray just wanted to rat somebody off for getting beer. He was like, I saw this door. A lot of liquor. A lot of alcohol. and they go there a lot. Pajama attire. Yeah, whomever it was, I felt worried the way Ray described it. The way that Ray described it.

But then I saw the picture, and it's like they have some out. They have some beer. Okay. Another quick thing. We were doing the Biobotra Olympics with the dudes here with all these sports that we have all suggested. Yeah. Eddie's in a boot. Yes.

What do we do now? We're going to have to change some of the sports. No. Like long jump? I can't do long jump. We can't do like battleship now. There we go. Because of your sport.

Jenga. Or do we wait on you? I mean, it could take a while. I'll find out more today how long. how long this is really going to be, but yeah, it could be a bit. He's going to the orthopedist today. So do you want to man up and just do it, or do you want to...

He can't do it, we need him. What if you'll make one of the things a scooter race. Nice. Oh, I'm getting good at that. But what we can do is we can do like one a week or something, and then we can start with the ones that his foot doesn't affect, like pop a shot. Sure. Or bench press.

A bench press. I can do that. That's two weeks. But like the running, I'm out. Yeah, but we won't do that. Well, you were going to lose anyway. Unless I can use the scooter. You could still lose.

You would lose with a scooter. You'd finish. But you'd lose. I'd get one point. Bobby Bones show. Don't head. Story of the day. This story comes us from Pots Town, Pennsylvania.

They father at a local Catholic church is in hot water after he spent $41,000 of the congregation money on Candy Crush, Pokemon Go, and Mario Kart Tour. I mean. I'm just glad it's innocent fun, you know. But he stole the money. I know, that's bad. I thought he was going to, I thought it was going to go hard, like somewhere. Like drugs or something? Yeah, like a drug mule.

I don't think he should get like a lesser sentence because he played Pokemon. No, no, no, no, for sure. Not, but at least it's innocent fun. Those games, though, man, they get you, dude. Like in app purchases? In the game, you're like, oh, for like $10, I can get more points. Yeah, yeah, get the new Pokemon. Mike, are they all call Pokemon or just one call Pokemon?

Oh, Pikachu's what I'm thinking of. Are there multiple versions of Pikachu? Yeah. There were different Pikachu's. Really? Didn't know that. But Ritechu is a Pikachu. Of course he evolves into Ritechoo.

He started at Peky. Pikachu. Two. That goes into Ritechoo. So the show is called Pokemon, but it's based around Pikachu? Pikachu's the main character, right? Yeah. Yeah, the main one, and then he has a bunch of buddies.

Like Mario Kart. If you ever play Mario Kart, it's about Mario and a cart, but he has Bowser and Louis. And yeah. Don't call him a geek. I know what you're going to call him. I mean, you do geeky yourself. No, I mean, this is the nerd minute.

It's supposed to be the bonehead. Okay, go ahead. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. If you listen to yesterday's podcast, you will hear who was offered the acting role. I'm not going to like hold it out. It was me. And I had a conversation with some people yesterday about it where I still don't know if I'm going to do it,

but I'm requesting a couple changes. so I can do it if possible. However, I still don't know. And I also don't know if I don't do it, if they would be open to anybody here doing it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Which is kind of hilarious to think you can just pass it on to somebody else.

But Amy has offered her acting coach to you guys. All of us. What do you mean, like, just access? My treat. No, I feel I could reach out to her, book a session, and everybody joins. Whoever wants to join? Eddie, lunchbox, Bobby.

I'm good. Okay. I'm in. I'm not even good at acting. I'm just good. I have no interest of being a better actor. Okay.

Well, then lunch walks, Eddie. I already have my acting coach. I'm good. But you never even met him. It's a her. That was rude. Them. Them.

You never even met him. Are you still doing that? It's kind of died down. I've been busy. Three kids is, I mean, it's hard. Well, mine is really great. She's worked with a lot of awesome people in town. I think you guys should go and do like a group acting.

Oh, I'm in. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay. Eddie's in. Or bring her up here and we record it with you guys doing some stuff. That's even better.

The limelight of national attention. Yeah, I mean, this has actually lights. I mean, this is the real stage. Yeah. A sound stage. There is a stage right there. So Amy has offered, but again, it would just be for fun because I don't know that one, I'm not going to do it or two. They would be open to somebody else doing it.

It's not me. But you always got to be prepared. You know what you always say? I'm always prepared. Stay ready. Always got to get ready. I just am always ready. Stay ready.

Never got to get ready. I'm ready. So that's nice of you to do. Are you still going to her? I haven't in quite some time. what a better time to bring it back. Right. Yeah, see, life gets in the way.

But I gotta get back on those books because she fills up. Oh, her books. I was like, she told you to read books. God, she wrote books? I know. So that's that. I'll let you guys know in the next few days

if I'm gonna do it and then we can move to stage two as if they'll even let one of you guys do it. I don't know. They may think, like, who is this guy? Too big versus Bridges? I'm not too big.

I just don't, I don't feel comfortable in what I'm being asked to do. It's not a work thing. I'll work all day. I work for 20 hours. It's something that... It's a writer?

Like in the trailer? No, I would... No, no, nothing like that. I would say this. In the past, I have not said certain songs because there are bad words in the songs. I don't curse. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just not going to do that and people will be irritated at me. Like, say the name of the song.

And I'm like, I'm not saying the name of the song. There's a bad word in it, the A word or the D word. It's something similar to that. Love scene. But you're just acting. I hear you, but it's not worth it to me. It's okay, it's a love scene by myself. That's what you want.

It's like a Christmas movie. Stop. Hey, that happens during Christmas too. They go, cue the candy cane. Stop. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right, we go.

We got to go. All right, bye, everybody. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the Fourth. You might have seen the skits,

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