The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Pre-CMA Award Interviews: Did Lunchbox Get Taylor Swift's Number? + Why The Show Is Wearing Sunglasses To The CMA's Tonight + Eddie Wants To Shout Out A Huge Celebrity He Thinks Is Listening

Episode Date: November 9, 2022

We prepare for the CMA Awards tonight by playing some clips from pre-CMA Award interviews. Hear if Dierks Bentley gave Taylor Swift's number to Lunchbox, if Chris Janson will babysit his kids and more! Plus, find out why everyone on the show plans on wearing sunglasses to the CMA Awards tonight. Then, there is a huge celebrity in town that Eddie loves, and thinks might be listening to the show. Hear who Eddie shouts out!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let's talk to jazz. Who's on? Hey, Jazz, you're on the Bobby Bone show. What's going on? Hey, good morning, studio. Morning. I wanted to know did lunch, watch, watch, every getting trouble for Threat and Abby off air. I think after the show, it was decided that he wasn't being serious when he said,

wash your back. Because he swears, he said, wash your back and not watch your back. and we listened to the audio. We could not tell the difference. Although we know he didn't say wash your back. I know he said watch your back. You can't tell. And he swears, he's staying to it, that he said,

wash your back. And wash your back is not a threat. Right. You always say if someone has bad hygiene to let him know, so I say wash your back. You've completely changed your story. Completely change the story. Yeah.

But I can't prove otherwise. And he was in the moment mad and he's not going to really do anything. Yeah. So that's what happened. We can't prove. He said watch your back. We tried. The audio we have says,

Wash you're back. Yeah, that's kind of distant. Yeah, wash. Watch. Wash. I mean, we all know what he said. You don't know. That's where we are, Jazz.

I'm sorry to report. Okay. Did y'all ask Abby what he said? Well, Abby says. Wash. No, she didn't. Abby says watch, but we have tape and he keeps going, okay, play the tape for anybody.

We keep listening to the tape and it says, we can't tell. And he swears. So it's his work. and the tapes word against Abby. Yeah, and who's more credible? Well, it's two to one. Exactly.

But Eddie was recording. I know. But I was talking over it, though. So I really didn't even get a clear sound. It's the biggest loophole of all loopholes. It's found it. Jazz, thank you for asking that question. That's the follow up.

We were not able to do anything because wash your back is not a threat. Right. Oh, okay. Don't let him get away with it again. Okay, you got it. Well, whoa, Jazz. What are you trying to do here? Thank you, Jazz.

All right, y'all have a blessed one. Yeah, you too. Inconclusive evidence. I hate that. Why do you hate it? We can't put them away. Because we know what you really said. We do.

You don't, yo, wash your back. When someone seemingly does you wrong, which is what you felt. True or false. Wash your back. He started saying it all the time now. I say it on the soccer field. I say, you know. All right, Eddie, you're up first.

Go ahead. Eddie, go ahead. So congratulations to the Bulls. This is my nine-year-old little league. baseball team, they finished their season undefeated. And they had an end of the season party. And their coach, since they went undefeated, got them all gold championship rings. I mean, gold with diamonds all over it. And it says baseball champions on it. Now, my nine-year-old, he's been wearing this around the house for two days straight. He thinks it's real. And I don't have

the heart to tell him that that's not a real ring. Don't. Yeah. Unless he, like, rides his bike to the pawn shop, he never has to know. He tries to sell it to the pawn shop. He never has to know. Okay. Congratulations. Yeah, that's pretty cool, man. The ring looks legit. I never won a championship in anything. Really? Well, he didn't really win the championship.

The coach bought them the ring. No, no, but I'm saying they won. They won't undefeated. They went undefeated. Even my senior year of high school football team, we were good. I think we went eight and two. We lost the second round of state as close as I ever got to anything. Never.

But you're still training for something, so... You never know what I'm going to get to call. You never know. That's true. All right, here he is. Up next, Mr. Wash, you're back. Lunchbox, everybody. Halloween has come and gone.

We all love the trick-or-treating, the decorations, the scary, you know, ghosts and goblins. But my question is, how long do you leave your Halloween decorations up? Because I thought you leave them up until Thanksgiving. Then you put Christmas up. No, I think Halloween goes down November 1st. Yeah. Like immediately.

Yeah. I think Christmas can stay up until New Year's, but that's really the only one that stays up. It can stay up until Valentine's Day. Oh, that's a long time, maybe. It's too long? Yeah. But that's the only one that really stays up.

where it's debatable how long you can leave it up. Now, what if you have a carved pumpkin that you work really hard on? Listen, you can do whatever you want. But mostly Halloween goes down right after Halloween. Like I got light up skulls like lining, like skeletons and stuff. And my wife's like, you got to take it down. Halloween's over. And I'm like, but you don't leave it up until Thanksgiving?

She's like, no. 20 bucks a month, every month you leave it up. I like that. Thanksgiving, here we come. It's November night. So if you do all through November, it's 20 bucks. Do it. Oh, well.

All through December. So I have to wait to see, because Thanksgiving is the marker for Christmas. So I have to wait until the end of Thanksgiving. Like, what if I wait until Thanksgiving? Do I still get 20? No, you have, December 1st gets you 20. All right. But for everybody else, I think November 1st, it's okay to take it down.

Yeah. After about November 3rd, that's probably a little too long for the Halloween decorations. Right, here she is up next Amy, everybody. Well, Bobby, I don't say this to make you jealous now that I know you've never won a championship. But we've been talking about how my son's team is also undefeated, so they've needed help on the field to practice to get ready for the big championship game. And I chickened out. Oh, to hold the pad?

Oh, come on, Amy. I stood at the top of the hill and looked down at the practice, all men out there. And I thought, how am I going to go down there and be like, excuse me, I'm here to hold the pads? It just, I completely couldn't do it. Kick the glass ceiling. Yeah. I know. I know.

I just looked down. They were doing their thing. And then we were late because this whole thing with my son and his school day and he has to finish his school step before he can go to. football. So he didn't hold the pad. He was 45 minutes late to practice. That's not good.

No, but school comes first, and he knows. And I called the coach and said, hey, we're willing to not come because this is, he didn't make it. And they said, you know what, we would love to have him. We're glad he was able to power through and finish school. Tell him to come on. So then I chickened out and sent him to go down the field. So you should have got the pad and just let your son hit you over in the side.

I should have. Well, no, I guess I can't do that. What, hit him with the pad? I was so frustrated. I was so frustrated. No. Here. Football practice.

Hey, learn this. No, not at all. But I mean, I probably could have used that because I was so frustrated. But we finally made it. We did it. And game time in a few days. Will he be penalized for being late to practice? I don't know.

If you're like to Sabin, you miss a meeting or Belichick, miss a meeting. Oh, you're not playing. That's why I thought we should. He was like, I don't even know if I should go. Coach is going to be so mad. But then coach was, you know, had some grace. But I made him hustle. When we got down there, you have to run.

And then after practice, I said, did you apologize? He said, no. I made him run back. Tell coach, sorry I was late, and thank you for having me. There's a story about a run-inback who played for the Patriots back in the late 90s, early 2000s. And he finally got to play, and he went off, rushed for like 150-plus yards. And kind of out of nowhere. And everyone's like, wow, look.

Blown up. It's crazy. We never expected them to be run like this. And the next week, he thought his cell phone charger was plugged into the wall, charging his phone. It wasn't. His phone died. He missed. didn't play the next game, got cut.

Oh. What? That's terrible. That's crazy. Remember Ryan Mallet, your boy from Arkansas? He was late all the time. He got cut from like three different teams. Yeah.

That's just a type of person. You know what I mean? That's just a type of person. So I told you guys about this show. And I mostly, I don't really like shows coming out episodic. Oh, Ray, it's me. Do me. Yeah, from Mountain Pine, Arkansas, a proud southerner poised

to be Arkansas's future governor, Bobby Bones. I don't really like shows coming out episodic. I like to have them all there for binge. But now everything is going to episodic. And even Netflix is now putting out shows once a week. And I hated it. I missed the good old days. When Netflix would go, here's 10 episodes, watch them as you want.

And I would watch four at once. And then I would be like, I'll never watch a movie. That's two and a half hours long. Yet I'll watch four and a half hours of a binge show all at once in one sitting. But so I say this because that show we're watching Periphering, parole on Amazon comes out once a week. Annoying. Great show. Love it. But there's a show that my wife was going to watch it just her show and I was

going to be in there and was working and she was watching it. She goes, I'm going to start. This is my show. It's called Inside Man on Netflix. Anybody watch this? No. No. Okay. So I'm just, I don't really want to watch it because I'm going to my computer. I'm just watching a little bit. It's Stanley Tootche's in it and he is a criminal who's on death row. And he's really smart

so people go to him to figure stuff out. And it's really good. Oh, I'm looking for some new shows. The Rotten Tomatoes. score is not that good, but I watched it before I watched Rotten Tomatoes, and I really like the show. So I'm only watched one episode, but the whole season's not

out. That's why I was annoyed. I couldn't watch the whole thing. It's weird that Netflix, but they're the ones that trained us and taught us to watch TV that way, and then now they take it away from us. Classic, huh? It's like, well... Classic. All right, inside, man, I'm giving

you the thumbs up, but I'm giving episodic shows once a week, a thumbs down. All right, let's go. Thank you guys for being here. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I've been dating this girl since April. To be honest, while things seem great at first, I've slowly been losing interest since the summer. It's nothing specific. I just don't think she's the one. Here's the issue. I really feel like it's time I break up with her, but when I mentioned it to my

best friend, he said it'd be cruel to do it now during the holiday season. He thinks I should hold on through the holidays and then end it New Year so she won't be depressed. and single for Thanksgiving, and then Christmas, and then a depressing New Year's. I think waiting would be worse. What do you think? Signed, aspiring ex-boyfriend. First of all, you have to break up with her.

If you want to break up with her, you have to break up with her. You don't want to go through holidays and fake it. You don't want to go through holidays and you'd be miserable. You don't want to go through holidays and her grow closer to you if you fake it really, really, really well, and then break up with her. The longer you stay with her, the worse you're doing. So if you want to break up with her, you hear the segment, call it right now. Be like, hey, I need to see you for lunch today. Or just text her.

Hey, we're broken up. Okay, how you do it? It will ruin her holidays. No, no. But she has a quicker. She can get over it quicker. Yeah. It's November, whatever.

It's not even the 15th yet. Okay, so it'll ruin her Thanksgiving, but that's fine. It's not going to ruin it possibly, but you owe it to her to her to start letting her get over it and not have to force holidays. For her or you. Your friend's an idiot. Your friend who says, hold on through the holidays. You got to get her a present. She got to get you a present.

There's a chance you go. That's so dumb. Yeah. This is not it. So, this is what you do. You text her, hey, or you shake her on the shoulder this morning when you wake her up. Hey, hey, we need to talk. It's not working for me.

I'm really sorry we have to break up. Then you break up. That's it. And start letting her get over it. Because imagine you go to her family for Thanksgiving. Oh, fake all that. And you're all sitting. Her family loves you.

You don't talk about ripping her heart out. Doing February? You can do it. You're doing Valentine's Day. Might well hang through Valentine's Day. What about Easter? Well, got to hang through Easter. Yeah.

Nothing more romantic than a good America. July 4 we gotta wait till July 4. It never ends. Whenever her birthday is, it might be in there too. And I speak from experience on this as the girlfriend that should have been broken up with before the holidays because my boyfriend at the time, this was right after college,

wasn't, he wasn't able to really fake it. I could just tell something was off and it made Thanksgiving really awkward anyway when we were spending it together because then I was like, what if I don't, what's going on? I can feel it. And then it caused all this tension.

So I wish he would have just broken up with me before Thanksgiving. starting to drive all the way down and spin it with his family and feel awkward. Hand her Kleenex. We're losing her here, boys. But I mean, I'm just saying, like, you may not even be able to fake it that well, or her gut is going to tell her something's off. Yeah, you got to break it off.

ASAP. Yeah. And you know the truth is if she called you and said, hey, I don't think this is working. You'd be like, no, no, come on, let's stay together. You know how that is. Yeah. Break it off. You owe it to her.

You owe it to yourself. Thank you. That's the mail bag. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. Morgan's 29, so we have her watch a bunch of stuff that we watched his kids,

because we're a good 10 years older than her. And so we had her watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective, which was how Jim Carrey came into our life. All righty that. I mean, came into like a wrecking ball. That movie was so big, so fast. This is one of those movies that everybody was doing impressions of in school. Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

All right, Morgan, you hadn't seen it, right? I hadn't ever seen it, nope. What did you know Jim Carrey from, mostly? The Mask. That was probably the first time I saw him. Okay, which was, I think, at the second movie. Right after that. Yeah, it was right after that. So, okay, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, 1994,

one hour and 26 minutes long. Oh, the good old days of movies. I literally watched an episode, a peripheral, and it was as long as that. An episode. And so movies are three hours long now. Ace Ventura Pet Detective, how'd you watch it, Morgan? So I watched it. I rented it on Amazon Prime,

and I loved it. You guys found the movie goal for me here, and it's animals. animals being involved, I was already right off the bat into the movie. And so if I say Laces Out, does that remind you of anything? Yes and no. I mean, there was other ones that I picked up on. The All righty then, the loser.

La Hoosier. Those are the ones that I picked up on the most, especially the ones that have turned into memes over the years that I realized. I never knew where they came from. And it was Pet Detective? Was it his name Ray Finkel? Ray Finkel and he's a kicker and Laces Out? That's why I missed a kick.

I remember, yeah, because the dolphin's the kicker, right? Yeah. Yeah, and there's a famous athlete in it. Dan Marino. Yeah. Ever heard of him? I'd never heard of him before, no. But then I realized he played himself.

And I was like, oh, that's a real guy. That is a real guy. So what do you give it? I give it five out of five, a loser. Yeah. La Hoosier. So other scores, she gave Seinfeld 2.5 out of five. Back to the Future, 4 out of 5.

I believe this is the first five out of... No, Charleston got a five out of five. Yeah, yeah, that was a good one too. Okay, well, Ace Fisher of Pet Detective, 48% on Rotten Tomatoes, but five out of five from Morgan. Hey, next up, you ever seen Alf? No. Wait, is that the one with the alien-looking guy?

Yes, Alf. Do you know what Alf stands for, Morgan? No, I don't. Think about it, Alf. Because Alph's his name, but what do you think Alf stands for? Well, since he kind of looks like an alien, maybe alien life form? That's exactly it Yeah

You're gonna make her watch the whole show The first season of Al Oh it's a show It's a show yeah yeah Oh gosh The first season of Alf How many episodes are in season You know what Alf likes to eat?

Pizza? Cats Cats Oh But he doesn't But he doesn't But he's always He always wants to eat the cat Oh my God

There's 26 episodes Oh my God Wait 26 episodes But they're short Oh my goodness How many how many How many along are they like They're like 20 something minutes

Okay okay hold that 10 episodes. I can do 10 episodes. If she likes it, she can keep watching it. That's true. Ace Ventura Pet Detective Part 2 is out, too. They have that. Wasn't as good.

They even have one of like his grandson or something, like the new Pet Detective. They do. Yeah, that's all like a Netflix. It's like Home Alone 8. That's terrible. Kind of deal, change person. All right, Morgan, next up is Alf.

But five out of five for Ace Ventura. That's your millennial movie review. Thank you, Morgan. Yep. It's time for the good news. With Lunchbox. Stay home there's something good. There's a 70-year-old granny in Delaware, and she loves to play the scratch-off tickets.

Goes to the convenience store, gets a scratch-off ticket, scratch, scratch, scratch, $100,000. She wins. She tells her best friend, so they get in the car together and they drive to the lottery office and collect her $100,000. And on the way home, they stopped to get gas, and she's like, you know what? I'm going to go inside and buy three scratch-offs. Scratch is the first one, nothing. Scratches the second one $300,000

winner! Crazy. Yeah. So they turned around and drove back to the lottery office. You sound almost like you're happy for her. I'm faking it. Oh, good.

Tell me something good. I like it. Yeah, fake it to you making. I've been just winning once at $100,000. Yeah. It would be wild. But then I would just think there was a camera on me the second time.

Like, okay, all right, guys. What's happening here? You guys recording this, some kind of show? Yeah, and like, if I, If I act cool and kind, like I get more. No, no, no, I just think it'd be a show where the makeup of them. No, cool and kind. All right, that's what it's all about right there.

Good one. That was Tell Me Something Good. The CMAs are tonight, and Morgan, you were talking with Sam Hunt. How's he? Yeah, he seemed a little anxious during the interviews, worried that people might talk about certain things, I feel like, during the interviews. I feel like that's a theme here with a couple of these. He brought it up. I wasn't going to talk about it.

And he was... Sam was, Sam said what? He was just like, you know, I have a daughter, and that's a new part of my life. And I was like, ooh, door open. I can talk about the daughter. And so I asked about it. All right, here you go. Do you think your songs are going to start gearing toward dad life songs?

Yeah, there's usually a lag. Like, I'm sure I'll have some songs within a few years. Yeah. Well, what's the biggest dad lesson you've learned so far? There has been a big change in my psyche. And I don't know if I can take credit for that or if that's just nature. But there's a selflessness that comes over you. And I've never considered myself a selfish person, but putting other people first, having a child has definitely taught me how to put other people first.

You know, obviously, little girl needs that. So, yeah, a big change is just in my general state of mind. You felt he was anxious because... I think he was worried people might talk about, you know, the divorce news that's come up. You could just feel it on him. Like he was just anticipating somebody going to mention that. Okay, well, Morgan Evans is next. Yes.

Oh, gosh. She had them back to back. Yeah, what do you say? Do you say? How's it going? Morgan Evans just, I think their divorce was just finalized. Yes, and he obviously put out the song over for you that we played. And he was very appreciative that we played that song.

But this was his first time even talking about that song and why he wrote it. And so I didn't really say like divorce or anything. I just kind of said, how are you healing? What are you doing to heal in that capacity? Instead of how are you feeling. That's good. How are you feeling? That's a good interview ask.

Yeah, it is. You got to go for it. Okay, here's a clip. You released a song that's so many people connected with. How does that feel for you right now to release such an important song? It feels really meaningful. The day that I played it for the first time, I wasn't even sure I was going to, and it was something I needed to get off my chest.

And I didn't know what we're going to do at that time, because I'd just written out the week before. But so many people have been through this. And you don't really know that. when you're going through it. So this is the first time I'm really talking about it. So it feels a bit weird this morning. But I'm really proud of the song and glad it's out.

It's all divorce all the time. All the hits. All divorce. This is good. 102.7. All good. He's all excited about it. No, no, because it's like you don't know if you're supposed to talk about it,

but you've got to go for it. Like, that's what's going on. Well, what you do is you clear a path out, and if they want to walk down it, they walk down it. And he did. Like, I thought she cleared a good path. Yeah, ish. Yeah, she did what she could do. And he said, he said, I haven't really talked about it. They didn't talk about it anymore. Yeah. I can respect that. He talks about it in his music right here.

But okay, well, Sam Hunt and Morgan Evans. Back to back. Back to back. CMAs are tonight. Let's play Morgan Evans' new song. This is the one he's talking about here that, you know, we heard it. And I was like, whoa, we played it from TikTok. And then I got a board recording of it, which is the thing that records it from the live show. And now it's out. And people are playing it, and it's a really good song. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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On his 40th day, he said, hey, you guys come eat with me. He ate it behind Walmart on Columbus Boulevard. And he says he feels great. Nothing but rotissory chicken. Let me tell you something, though. They have different flavor.

of that lemon pepper, garlic butter, salt, and whatever. Like, I think you can get away with that and have, like, different flavors of the rotisserie chicken. And it probably pretty healthy. Yeah. I can eat the same thing every day over and over again. You did for a while, right? Didn't you do, like, chicken and sweet potatoes? I can eat it every day, no problem.

I just don't want to have to focus on what I have to do. Yeah. I like, it's like, I would wear the same clothes every day if I could because I don't want to have to worry about changing clothes or having to match clothes. I would eat the same food every day. Here's the woman who says she lost 30 pounds eating only meat and butter. That's it. Butter. Courtney Loon in California says she lost 30 pounds but eating nothing but meat and butter.

She says eating vegetables triggers cravings for sugary foods. Maybe that's why. I should cut back on the vegetables. Yeah, yeah, no more vegetables. You need to pick one fuel source. Either you're burning fat or you're burning carbs. It's all she eats. All she eats is meat and butter.

Doesn't that sound like Atkins? Yeah, kinda. Meat. I love meat. I love butter. I love sugar. I love butter but on bread. lunchbox and his wife are fighting because the debate is, is a baked potato a meal?

Is a baked potato? I'm just going to ask you that before he tells the story. I say yes. Is a baked potato a meal? Like that's the meal. Loaded? Yeah, loaded. Loaded, yeah.

I would say, yeah, too, if you put meat, I like meat. Yeah. Meat and butter. That's what loaded means. Okay, so is a baked potato a meal? I'm going to go, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So what's the fight? So the other night my wife's like, oh, dinner will be ready in about 30 minutes. So I'm like, all right, great, cool. So I'm playing with the kids. She goes, all right, dinner's ready. And I come to the table and it's a baked potato. And I said, well, where is the, and she goes, no, no, this is dinner. I said, a baked potato is a side that you get with dinner.

You go to a restaurant, they get you a steak and you have a baked potato on the side. They don't give you just a baked potato. And so she thought the baked potato was an absolute meal. That's it. That's all we had. But with what did she have on it? You had cheese. You could put bacon bits.

cheese, green onions, sour cream. Yeah. That's it. That's a meal. That's a meal. You guys have lost your mind.

You can put a side on it if you wanted to put something on the side, but corn beside it. Lunchbox, your job before radio was Jason's deli, right? But that was loaded with chicken and beans. Like you had a lot of, this had nothing.

It had bacon bits. Well, one of their most popular items is a baked potato as a meal. I was shocked. I was just like. And how do you react to that? I said, so what else am I going to eat?

This is dinner. And I said, well, this isn't going to fill me up, so I'm going to be hungry in about 10 minutes. Did she say go get your own food then? Yeah. She should have. And did you? I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Some people would say, not a meal. That's a snack. No, it wasn't a meal. That's what I'm saying. I was hungry the rest of the night. I was like, this isn't good. But Amy, you're right. They did have those.

But you know how big the baked potatoes that Jason's deli are? They were bigger than your head. This was like a baked potato you buy at the grocery store where they can fit in the palm of your hand. I have two. We spent on the microwave Just take them

Nuke them Oh yeah That was it It's kind of fun to have baked potato night You know Like it's like a thing What's so a baked potato is only a side to you It's only a side

Unless it's I mean unless it's Gargantuan and weighs about 10 pounds This weighed about six ounces Did you guys have a fight over it? No it wasn't a fight It was just like I'm shocked that you thought this was just a meal

Do you guys ever fight fight fight? Nah not really There's nothing really Get that mad about Can you think of the last thing You guys fought about Oh last thing we fought about about

nah, can't even think about it. Y'all don't fight. Not really. They're so alike though. They're so alike. Why? If there's a debate

who does it ever go she wins automatically? I mean, I don't know. No, no, no. This is what I do. I do the fine, you won, whatever. I'll stop talking about it.

Oh, he's passive. Because I mean, here's the thing. When you fight, when we fight, we say the same thing over and over again. You say your side of the story three times. She says her side of the story three times. What's the story? the point of saying it a fourth time. Fine. You win. Whatever. I'm done talking about it.

But then you do what she says. No, no. I just say I'm done talking about it. And she's like, no, don't do that. But then you do what she says. No. But you know what I hear right now is they actually do fight and he's not telling us what over. No, no. We really rarely fight. But that's what I'm saying is like, the great fight of the baked potato. Lunchbox just shuts down, it sounds like. It sounds like you're just like, okay, fine, never mind. I'm just like whatever. It's not more talking about. We've said our side of story three times. Did she ever get mad to you for stuff you say on the show? No. She knows better. What does that mean? No, she knows that, hey, she knows this is how I feel. She knows who I am,

so she knows what to expect. She sees people. She does get mad when people are like, why would you marry such a loser? This woman has to be a loser. And she's like, oh, why do I have to be a loser? Because you're a loser. And she's like, dang. And like, people put online, who would have kids with him? This woman must be stupid. And she's like, I got a college degree. so she doesn't think she's stupid but yeah, no, she doesn't get mad, that's how I am she knows how I am, so... She married it.

She married it. How did she not know a baked potato wasn't a meal to you? We've never had baked potato night ever in our life. I guess we've never discussed it. Another thing she loves that for dinner? Soup. God, love soup.

Kayla made soup the other night for dinner. Soup can be good, though. Soup's awesome. But soup is not a meal, guys. There's chicken in. Bumbo. There's like some sort of pasta thing in it. There can be beans and rice.

Absolutely. So, okay, tomato soup. Is that a meal? No, that's not enough. Not enough in it. Not enough substance. Maybe if you have a grilled cheese. 22 bowls of it.

A voicemail from Emily in Houston. So I wanted to get your opinion on something that happened today. My husband and I were on a walk with our kids and we saw a man who seemed to be like training his dog. And all of the sudden he just started like punching the dog, kicking the dog. I gasped immediately. Pulled out my phone and called 911. kind of felt like lunchbox in the moment. My husband thought I should definitely have not called 911,

but I felt like something needed to be done. So I want to see what you all thought. Thanks for your input. Love the show. Bye. That's a tough one because I wasn't able to see it with my own eyes, but if I saw somebody really punching and kicking a dog, like hurting it, I definitely would think that was an okay option.

But I don't know what was going on, but I'm just going to assume some guy's fist punching a dog. First I'm like, yell, hey, and then if you comes at me, I'm probably going to run. Run, run away. Yeah, run. But I'm going to record. I'm gonna go, you're on Instagram Live, buddy.

Take one more step. But yeah, I mean, somebody needed to be called or a video needed to be taken of him and that need to be reported. I just, I don't have a problem with you reporting that an animal is being abused. 911, we're always a little, because people will abuse that. But I don't know. I'm gonna go with, I do, my official statement is I don't have a problem with it if the dog was being abused. I think that's my, my, and lunchbox, you think so. you think so. You like to call it if you see people walking a dog. Absolutely. That was a valid

reason. Peding a dog. You'll call. Yes. If you're petting it too aggressively, you call not. Feeding a dog. Feeding it too much. 9-1-1. All right. Thank you, Emily. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Bobby, have you ever used dry shampoo? Or is that mostly just for women? It's mostly women. I think my hair was so gross once. My wife sprayed some in my hair. but I've never used it or bought it. Well, I use it a lot, and I just saw this whole report about how there's cancer-causing chemicals found in some dry shampoos. Oh, no.

There's cancer-causing chemicals pretty much every chemical. I know. So doctors are just telling people like, hey, yeah, maybe read the ingredients if you're concerned about that. But also, when it comes to washing your hair, you really only need to do it once or twice a week, if that. and you could be able to go that whole week without even using the dry shampoo if you don't need to. If I don't wash my hair, it gets very full, very voluminomy. When I do wash it, it just turns in a big old fat curls. Yeah.

And it starts to go, blimp. That's cool. So I don't know. Oh, yeah, I guess to you it would be, huh? Yeah, it's awesome. A lot of hair. It makes me wonder, do you think curly head Bobby will ever come back? Well, my hair's getting a little longer now.

I mean, it's getting up there now. So, no. But, I mean, it was like long curly. No. It was a thing. Herme and stuff. It was nice. I have too much stuff I do now on camera that I probably. I need to be consistent. It just needs to be consistent here. Yeah. What else? Well, a woman gave birth to her own granddaughter at 56 years old. Now she was able to do this because she's from Arkansas like me.

No way the story goes that way. No. But her son, Jeff, and his wife, weren't able to have a child because Cambria, who's her daughter-in-law had to have a life-saving hysterectomy, so she doesn't have any of the things inside of her body to carry a baby. So that's when Grandma came to the rescue, which I thought is just super cool, kind of weird maybe for the son to know that that's happening, but still really cool,

and it made me wonder if Frank has an update on his baby. Right. Babies? Wow. His eggs? Yeah, they haven't even been close to being sort of like an embryo or whatever. It's just still my wife's eggs. I haven't even added to them yet.

How many? Yeah. I haven't added to him. What do you have over there? We have 23 at Vanderbilt Clinic. The big, what do you name to me at or what? No, no, no, no. Well, when are you going to add to them?

We're waiting. Can I have a kid? No, probably not. Not right now. But you do have someone in your family that's offered to be the surrogate. Yeah, not my mom, though. She'll probably break a hip. So either my sister or a listener.

A listener. A listener. I love it. Why not just somebody that you would hire to do it? When you get all kinds of offers, some of them free. You're just going to take one off DM? Yeah. People from Tampa have offered.

We have a whole list. People offered for me years ago, too. I hear you, but someone just reaching out through a direct message is different than like a legitimate. That's cool. But we do have some of the best listeners ever. Yeah, again, but it's a whole different story when it's like, hey, here's my womb. And your baby's going to come ripping out of it. Ray just heard free and he's cool with it.

If you put promo code Ray, you too can have somebody that's going to. All right, what else? Cole Swindell and Jody Messina did a remix of She Had Me at Heads Carolina. We were singing, Heds Carolina, Tales, California, maybe she fought for a boy from South Georgia. She's got the bar in the palm of her hand,

and she's a 90s country fan like I am. I've got a shit. Where's Jody Misenna? I think she's way back there. A little bit. Cole, give her some, let her get closer to the mind. Turn it up on the mix. We already have your birthday.

version. Oh, come on, man. Was she recording that from Georgia? Dang. Well, it's out now if you want to get it. There's got to be a part where she has a solo part, right? She's not just doing, that's not a remix. Surely there's a part of that song where she sings more than that. Okay. That's it. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. Back in July, a Virginia family's Corgi Shepherd Mix named Dante got off the leash. They were out on a walk. They looked everywhere for them. They never found them. So they waited.

And they looked. And they asked people and they put up signs on polls and nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. So they had to have the conversation with a kid. Dog's not coming back. Dog ran away. Okay. So after a while, they decided to go to the shelter and look for a new dog. And they go and they see a dog that looks like Dante.

So they thought, maybe we'll get this dog. It looks. Holy, wait, what the? That is Dante. That was Dante at the show. Wow. Love it. Yeah, someone found him, took him to the shelter.

He was there. They found him. They went home. I mean, it was Dante. The kid is the first one who saw it. They have a 10-year-old daughter. And she was like, Mom, I think that dog looks like Dante. We should like get that dog.

And Mom was like, yeah, okay. What? So they had to secretly go over and ask, Is there any chance that's our dog? So they have Dante back again. That is what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Your Top Three Songs and Country Music.

music this week at number three Tyler Hubbard five foot nine at number two Morgan Wallin you prove I need something you prove and at number one ingrid andress and Sam Hunt wishful drinking and your number one alternative song back from the dead blink 182 edging I was watching some blink 182 on TikTok I mean they're old to be singing teen angst yeah they do look older yeah I like I like blink one 82 but I liked them when I was young And now they're kind of doing the same songs, but they're old. They didn't graduate, like, what they're singing about. But I'm into it.

I like it. Glad they're back. All right, time to go to Amy and get in the Morning Corny. Morning Corny. What sound does a turkey's phone make? What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing, wing, wing. That was the Morning Corny.

I like it. Do you? I think so. I think so. Hey, give it to me, okay? I think so. No, I think so. These are the five most rejected segments over the last month.

You guys have all sent these in and saw them and went, there's no way we could do those. So we call them, rejected segments. Rejected segments. First up, number five. Number five. The Prisoner Drive-Thru Prank. Lunchbox loves getting content with people working the drive-thru. The idea was, what if he goes through with an orange jumpsuit,

broken handcuffs, and he keeps yelling at them to make the order faster and faster? Then lunchbox leaves without his food because he goes, I can't wait any longer, they're after me. Then we have Eddie go through the drive-thru, pretend to be an undercover cop, showing him a picture of a lunchbox and saying, have you seen this man? That's terrible. That'd be a great TV show, but we'd go to jail for sure. That was from Mike D.

Mike, what do you think? To see if they'd say, yeah, we saw him. Or if they'd be like, no, we have no idea. So all of it. It's like, it's like a multi-referral. part segment there. It's pretty funny though. It's hilarious. But it had to be rejected. Rejected segments.

Number four. Number four, Ray Mundo said he saw a celebrity post breakup in the wild and wanted to talk about how they look physically. Oh, that's good. That's amazing. That's actually interesting. I'm not going to say who it was yet. We'll debate on here. But he goes,

and I have a picture. I'll put on the on our socials for proof. He says, I was in town at a local health spot. I was coming out of the store and there was da da da da da da da i was in my car i took a creeper pick i was sure it was them i gotta say post breakups looking good they were wearing this their hair looked like this okay got it nobody even recognized this person jumped in their Mercedes

and got out of there we all know who it is it was noon on a weekday yeah who do you think it was kelsey ballerini who do you think it was Kelsey ballerini who do you think it was Kelsey Ballerini. Who do you think it was? I mean, she popped into my mind. Once I started to figure out, it meant that he was saying they look good post breakup. I thought he was about to say someone, he saw him out and they look bad. He's done that before, too, and actually bring that up.

Right. You think it's Kelsey, too? Well, who else has broken up recently? Lots. A lot of people. Really? Yeah. Recently?

It's not Kelsey Ballerini. Oh. I forget. It was actually. Casey Musgraves? Jay Cutler. Oh. Who was with Kristen Cavalier.

Ray, you saw him where? It was at Whole Foods. No, not Whole Foods. It was at Turnup Truck. And suit, very nice vehicle. He almost looked better than when he was in the relationship. So that's awesome. Happy for him.

Interesting. There you go. That's good. All right, number three. Rejected segment. Let's talk about how Lunchbox is getting Tony Buzz for his role in the play. Do you notice hit this in? No.

Lunchbox. Okay. Of course. The Las Vegas Review Journal had a big write-up about me. on my acting skills. Here's a quote from the article. Tony Buzz. That means I can be nominated for a Tony. I have no idea what you even say. Is that a real article? Yes, it's a real article in the Las Vegas review. I mean, what they write. They talked about how good it was and how I did you were. Yes. And the, you didn't have a single line. Listen, I don't control what they write in the

paper. Mike, have you seen this article? Do they mention him? Did they mention you? I don't. NLR. NLR. They mentioned you specifically. Yes. And Tony Buzz with you. Yes. He says yes. He didn't say NLR. NLR. They mentioned how good you were and you might get a Tony. Yeah, they said Tony Buzz. That's what I'm saying. Is that somebody's name who directed it Tony Buzz? No, the director was Jay. That's what I'm saying. They said lunchbox in the article. But you didn't have a single line and they're not going to give you a Tony.

Are they being sarcastic? Maybe the whole production in general is looking at a Tony. I don't know. I just know that I saw that article and I was like, wow, whoever was in the audience thought I did really well. They said Tony Buzz. You're saying it weird like Tony Buzz. Okay, would you send that article on Mike, please? Yes, goodness. All right, next one.

Number two. Over under the name game, meaning, you know a country artist's coming all the time, but do they know us? The next A-Less country star that comes in the studio has to play the name game. We asked them to see how many people in the studio and in the glass room, they know by name. We take bets, and if they go over under four or five. Guys, we saw how this played out last now. Kip Moore wouldn't talk to me from three months. That was years ago, though.

We're friends now. I know. You were covered, so. Yeah. So they'll get over it eventually. I'd have breakfast with Kit to be like, all right, let's let's be friends again. So that's a hilarious but terrible idea. Because it'd make them feel stupid.

Right? Yes. Oh, yeah. Obviously, but it would be so funny. It'd be so funny. So funny. And the number one rejected segment. Number one.

Somebody on the show accidentally found a way to get free water at the grocery store. So there was a pack of water on the shelf, but it was missing a couple of waters. They grabbed it because it was all that was left. They got to the checkout and the lady's like, oh, there's a couple missing. You just have it for free. They're like, this is what you do. You take a couple out. You leave it on the shelf and you take it in and get it for free.

Wow. That's awesome. And the person who sent it wasn't lunchbox. Yeah. It was Ray. Ray. Yeah, I didn't want to find this out, but the lady told me if the packaging is compromised, they'll give it to for free.

They have to. It's company policy. So it's if you happen upon it compromised, it's not compromise it. And then take it to the register. Right. But you can shop and look for compromised items and pick those. But I think his idea. But I think his idea was tell people how to compromise items and what you would get for free if you compromise.

Or like a dozen eggs. If you just take one out and leave it on the shelf and then bring it and be like, oh, this was missing an egg. Oh. I don't think that happens. What? I don't. I don't. Normally it's like one is cracked or something.

And if that happens, they're like, hold a sec. I'll run and get you a new dozen. They throw one across the place. Catch you. Okay, here we go. We have the Las Vegas Review Journal article. Yep. The article's called, he's bat crazy.

Thank you. Lunchbox, the affable co-host on the Bobby Bone Show appeared in both Bad Ato-Hell the musical performance of Saturday night. The sidekick was presented the opportunity after he failed an audition for a Hallmark movie. He'd even bemoaned the event on the air. I see nothing about a Tony. Tony Buzz? Tony Buzz? You don't see Tony Buzz?

Is there anything on Tony Buzz? Lunchbox won the spot, shockingly, and performed as an unbiiled role member. Roll member. Okay, nothing. Who wrote the article? What's the name? Did you say the name of the person? Oh, it says Tony Buzz question mark. Maybe. Sarcastically. But certainly, an artistic success wrapped in a publicity stunt. Okay, anyway. So did it say Tony Buzz?

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Dot E-D-U-S-Military. CMA awards are tonight, so a lot of artists are gathering and doing interviews. I'm going to play this clip of Lunchbox talking to Dirk's Bentley. Dirk's is a close friend. Yeah. What happened?

Boy, it's just awkward because Lunchbox always wants free stuff and he uses these as ways to get in and try to get free stuff. Did you not? No. You didn't ask for Taylor's phone number to get tickets to the show?

No. You didn't ask Derek's phone number, for Taylor Swift's phone number. That's not exactly how it happened. Okay. Well, let me just play a little clip here. Yeah, let me hear it. Here is Lunchbox talking to Dirk's Bentley.

When you pull out your cell phone, you scroll through it, you see a lot of cool numbers in there, like, oh, that's a cool celebrity. That's a cool celebrity. What's the coolest celebrity that we would think, like, oh. Well, when I found out Taylor was coming to the stadium, you know, she's playing two shows here at the stadium. I want to make sure I got a good ticket. So I just, I text Taylor just make sure everything was all set to go.

So, yeah. So you're good to go? Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, I can't wait. Oh, man. Because I need, like, the tickets go on sale. You want to give you Taylor's number? I would love that.

You want to write, okay, 615, 555-125-1-2-1-2. Okay, I'll text. Yeah, she'd love to hear from you. I'm sure she's waiting for you. She knows I'm a big deal. Lunchbox is not there. She's going to cancel the show. I agree with you.

Dirk's lessons to the show and new lunchboxers are going to ask him for the number. There you go. And that's why I was like, you want Taylor's number? Because he heard you asking for Shinaid tickets through Breeland. Yep. And so he knew. He saw it coming.

He saw it coming, but I mean, how awesome was that? I thought I was getting Taylor's number. 5, 5, 5.5. 1-2. Every 80s movie ever. Like when he did that, I was like, oh. Here is lunchbox asking Chris Jansen to babysit his kids so he can go to Roots Chris and have dinner on the gift card that Chris Jansen gave lunchbox. Go ahead.

Lunchbox here with Chris Jansen. I mean, he just went right into it. I'm doing great. We're jumping into this thing. And I mean, I have not seen you in a long time. And I just want to say. Well, you look great too. I need a haircut.

I need to shave. But that's okay. I wanted to say. you for the Ruth Chris Steakhouse gift card. Oh, thank you. Yeah, like, it's very awesome. The only problem is I haven't been able to get a babysitter to go yet. I mean, if you want to volunteer to like babysit or get me a babysitter that way,

I can take my wife to Ruth Chris, it'd be amazing. If you even think I'm kidding when I say, drop your kids off, I'm not. I would gladly watch your kids. I have three of them. I would do that because you were there for me, less the fans forget. He was there for me in the very beginning on Better I Don't. You were an extra in his music video. Yes.

But he did volunteer to babysit my kids. Would you drop your three kids off at Christianth's house? 100%. Do it. Please do it just for the bed. Yes. I will. I don't have his number, so I don't know how when I can come.

Oh, 5, 5.5. 1-2. I mean, if someone can get me in contact with him, I will say, hey, what day can I drop my kids off? And I will go to Ruth Chris. Here's the email. Chris at. Ruthchris.com. He doesn't own Ruth Chris.

You know what? That's it, though. Chris at rootchrist. You just give lunchbox's address and he shows up. I mean, really, I'll coordinate. $600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I'll coordinate with his schedule. Like when he's on tour, when he's not, when he's going to be home,

my kids would love it. You don't need to vet anything, just drop him off. No, I mean, I figure he has kids too, right? He's got number one hits. Yeah, he's good. Exactly. He's a celebrity. Make sure your kids pack their swimsuits.

Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. The M.A. is tonight. 8, 7 Central ABC. Eddie's eyes. is humongous. What are you talking about?

He's wearing sunglasses in studio today. I feel bad for you. We were sitting around yesterday doing our show 25 whistles, which is our football podcast. And he's like, can you see my eye? And I was like, yeah, it looks a little swollen. I said, you ever see Hitch where he's in the grocery store? His face swells up.

It starts to just get bigger and bigger. That's what's happening. Yeah. And so you go to the doctor. Yeah, he says I have a sty. And so he gives me some drops. He says, good news is it's already coming to a head. that should be done by tonight and tomorrow you'll be good to go.

Well, there's another one growing next to it that he didn't see, so we're in trouble. How did he not see another one growing next to it? It was just kind of part of the bump. It's almost like one big bump with two heads on it. No, it had babies. Okay. Your stye had a baby. Overnight, my stye had a baby.

And then not only that, Eddie gets one every year. And I was like, are you sure that's a stye that comes every year? You sure it's not like some kind of allergic reaction to something or an allergy? Yeah. And he's like, no, doctor said it was a stye. So are you susceptible to styes? I guess. But did you ask him why do I get these every year?

No. Wait. Why did you not ask questions? You went to the doctor. My main question was, am I going to be good tomorrow? He said, yes, you should be good by tomorrow night. He's lying. But it's tonight.

It's the show. It looks bad. I asked him that yesterday. I know. It's huge. You ever seen Goonies? Yes. Sloth.

Junk. Just wear shades to the award show. So that's the only way I could go. But other than that, I don't think I should go. What if it? It's not pink guy, is it? Everybody, everybody take a seat here for a second. I know.

we're all seated, but it's her I might use it. Take a seat. You're not going to go because of your big eye. Well, the whole reason for us to go is to take a picture with our trophies, right? We're sunglasses. Yeah, who cares? I would rather have you there going full Eric Church. No. Eric Church?

You go full Eric Church and get the award. Okay, here's the problem, too. Scuba is also wearing sunglasses. Why? Why? Why scuba wearing sunglasses? My outfit requires sunglasses. Your outfit.

I'm bringing hip-hop to the country world. He's going to look like Pit Bull. Wait, what is happening? Wait, wait, we're not, what's happening here? I can wear whatever I want. They didn't say there's a dress code. It's just dressed nice. We're not all wearing sunglasses and the big fit.

Oh, by the way, I'm wearing sunglasses too. My outfit calls for it. Oh, great. Now are we all going to have to wear sunglasses. Okay, here's what we're going to do. What? We're all wearing sunglasses. What?

Yeah, in solidarity. Everybody bring a pair of sunglasses. Legit. What? I'm sorry, what? This is really funny. This is not, my outfit does not require some. You might want to change

At all For our group picture Everybody bring a pair of sunglasses Tonight I love it And then But we'll also take one Where if you have sunglasses on

You can't be in the picture Okay Wait so that means that if I want to be in the picture I gotta show my eye You gotta go full fat eye Be vulnerable I could I could

It's only one eye Just wink And point So it looks like you're winking Dude it's so puffy It doesn't work Guys Eddie's eyes It's not good

I feel bad for you. Thank you. You shouldn't miss for any reason. I don't want you to miss. Yeah. You shouldn't miss. Okay. Can I run something by you? Yeah.

Let me punch you in the other eye. Oh. Oh, so it looks like I got just totally beat up. Or what about Dr. Bones can get a needle and drain it? Well, I told that yesterday my professional opinion as the doctor was it's allergic to something. That's why it happens on schedule every year. And then he went to some real doctor. But the real doctor.

And didn't even ask to him. Well, the real doctor is like, hey, there you are the yearly visit. And he didn't, I mean, he didn't say like, that's, that's, that's, that's, weird. He just said, all right. Maybe there's a real doctor that knows Stey's come every year, but yeah. Yeah, maybe. Everybody brings sunglasses that's going tonight. Yes. We'll take a group picture. Okay. You can also take one without Amy.

Oh, no, no, I'm good. Yeah, I'm fine with wearing the sunglasses. I'm more worried about the Eddie's doctor literally told him, hey, by tomorrow, you'll be good, because I just feel like that is misleading. Also, bring a top hat. McCain. Because we're going to this complete joke. Really like clowns. By the way, announcement, and I'll only give you a piece

of it here on Friday. Eddie and I The Raging Idiots are releasing a brand new song, and we have two artists that are nominated for a CMA award tonight on the song. Wow. It's our first triple feature. That's amazing. The Raging Idiots, Eddie and I, with blank and blank. We're not saying who it is yet, but two of them are nominated tonight for CMA Awards on TV. Here, it's a song we wrote because we were the opening act and nobody cared about us.

It's called Opening Act. And here's a clip. Nobody cares about the opening act. All right, so that's where we are. That's just a little bit of us. Friday, full world premiere. Except they're not giving us once. We're just going to plan anyway.

Every hour on the hour. You mean the company's not giving us one? They don't give a crap. Oh, come on. You have much money? The raging gates have made this company? World. You can't even count that high.

Can't count the zero. So, Friday, we'll debut that with two CMA-nominated artists. I bet you at least one wins an award or two. Oh, that's a safe bet. It's massive. Oh, yeah. Probably. It probably went an award next year.

This song went an award next year, probably. Hey, everybody. It's time for the news. Bobby's big. Stories. Something awfully fishy happened yesterday with the jackpot of $2 billion. I'm going to tell you what fishy happened. They go, we can't release the numbers because there is a security issue in California.

So that's why we didn't get the numbers until 12 hours later. Then all of a sudden they go hear the numbers, and then there's one winner in California. Yeah. I'm calling Bull. Wow, I didn't think about that. I don't even curse. I'm calling Bull. So annoying.

Do you have a beep ray that we can make it sound like I'm cursing? Because I don't, but I'd really like to give that impression. Just give me the thumbs up when you're ready. I'm calling bull. Yeah, there you go. So what do you think happened?

Here's what the what happened. What? I tell you, some crazy went down, you know what I mean? Uh-huh. You said it. Yeah, that is some messed up

that's not. I'll say it right now. You got to be fucking kidding me, you know what I mean? Wow. Someone who bought a powerball ticket in Southern California has won a record $2.04 billion. More than three months. Without anyone hitting the top prize, they hit it.

The winning numbers were drawn yesterday, 1033, 43, 41, 47, and 56. That powerball was 10. It was sold at Joe's Service Center. Right aside of Los Angeles. The store got won a million bucks. Unreal. That's cool. That's cool.

The jackpot was by far the largest lottery prize ever won. I mean, it ended up for $2 billion. $2 billion. It was crazy. Yeah, you know what it is? It's not only crazy, it's fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

That's awesome. I was at a curse one of like four years, but I feel so vindicated. I tell you what? It feels so fucking good, you know what? Wow. Just like that. It's over. It's over, but it's shady.

If you ask me, all of a sudden there's a security issue in California, and there's one ticket in California. No way. Also in the news from the Journal of Telematics and Infomatics, in their research, they have found. that selfies are bad. They say stop taking selfies because looking at your selfies, especially when you take like 10 at a time, causes you to pick apart your flaws even if you don't know that's what you're doing because you're going through

them looking and going, well this one's better than this one's better than this one. So you're having a better than worse than and all of that makes you feel better or worse than even yourself. So there's even self comparison which is unhealthy. And then looking at others can lead you to compare you to them. They're saying, hey look, you want to take a selfie? You want to take one or two. Okay. and trying to find the perfect selfie, that is really bad for your health

if you do it consistently. So they say stop with the selfies. Good to know. You're done. Here's a beer study for you from ASS Chemical Neuroscience. New research points to lightly drinking beer in your 20s, 30s and 40s

has a preventative effect on Alzheimer's disease in your 60s. There you go. That's what my dad always said. Is that what he said? One beer a day keeps the doctor away. Different story. Apple?

Yeah. They found that hops, which give many varieties of beer that are bitter flavor are also capable of preventing harmful proteins for clumping together in the brain which is one of the leading causes of Alzheimer's disease. So it's not the fun part of beer.

No. The hops part that's doing it. The effects were noticed when one to two drinks were consumed regularly during that period, 20s, 30s and 40s. Well, I'm going to miss out then. Yeah, man. Who put this out? Like the beer council?

Hops council. Frommarriage.com, relationship expert said to never do this in your marriage. What is it? Blank. Cheat. That's a good one. Smart. I don't think that's what they're saying.

Keep secrets. Hide money. Now we're getting somewhere though. That's keep secrets. We're getting somewhere. For the sake of your marriage, they say don't nag. Family therapists say that nagging patterns in a relationship create a very obvious power imbalance and can lead partners to lose respect and fall out of love with each other.

It gives them a feeling they aren't good enough and they're almost a kid, a kid like. nagging is something the couple should avoid because it deteriorates a relationship. Marriage.com. So what's like nagging? Like example of nagging? Will you please? Mo the yard.

Hey, do you mow the yard? Are you ever going to mow the yard? Or if you're doing something? I would do it this way. It's just a consistent, I would say a consistent gripe. Something you feel like you can never fix even if you do is, uh,

I'm not there yet. I think it takes a few years of marriage before you get into the nagging stage. We're going to clip this and send it to my life. Oh, she nags? Yeah. Okay. About what, mostly? Putting my clothes places.

Like you just throw clothes places? Yeah. Oh, like when I get home from work, because I wear a backpack, and I said, can you not put it there? I'm going to trip over it. Can you put it, though? Could you literally just drop it? Well, I put it somewhere else. She goes, that is not a good place either because I'm going to trip over.

Okay. Where would you like me to put it? I mean, she comes up with a different place every single day. That's not. Or my keys. She got a key bowl because I can never find my keys, and she would nag me about that. How come you can't just put them in the same spot every time? Well, I come in, I throw them on the counter, and I get lost under all the junk, sorry.

So she got a key bowl. Do you put them in the keyball? I do. Nice. That changed my life. The end. See? Easy-easy.

But she does nag a lot. Can you not leave your dishes right there? Like, that's too close to the same. I feel like she's just probably trying to keep her house tidy. It does sound like it's all her trying to keep her house from being disgusting. Right. Can you fix the roof? You fix the roof.

All she does is nag me because there are two holes in the roof. Yeah. Three holes in the roof, sorry. The question is, do you scrub the house from top to bottom when you're going to have guests? Okay, if you don't, does... Yes. My wife cleans more when we're going to have a babysitter

or people come over than she does any other time. Gentleman, press you guys. She's already got you. It's unbelievable. Studies show that most people make the effort, but unfortunately you're wasting your time. Guests subconsciously light clutter. Most people actually feel more comfortable

at a home that has a little bit of disarray. That's what I tell you. A perfectly clean room can leave a person feeling out of place and not as honest or open to truthful conversation because they think, first of all, either I don't relate to them or they're faking it. Oh. Oh, wow.

Wow, this is such a game changer. That's from Guests Without Grief by Paula Young. Yes. So no cleaning? Just keep it the way it is? I don't know that it says keep it the way it is, but I think it says don't go hard. Don't go so hard.

Yeah. Yes, no cleaning. That's what you got from this. Yeah, they're not getting in the house as we do that. This happened here in town, WSMV, a fake ride share driver is accused of drugging Nashville victims before stealing their credit cards. What?

Detectives with the police department are working to identify a woman allegedly posing as a ride share driver. Following overnight tips, detectives are working on leads in the case. She's accused of scheming to steal male vehicles, wallets, and use their credit cards to buy thousands of dollars worth of gift cards. Nearly a dozen incidents have been reported in the last two years. Victims recall getting into what they believe to be a ride share where the female driver often a bottle of water and then, boop, they black out. Oh, my gosh. If I open a bottle of water and it didn't go, you're tearing it off that. Right. The seal.

I wouldn't drink it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I'm wondering, though, if I would really notice, though. I would. Oh, yeah, you notice this. Unless you're just drunk.

I was just saying, unless you're intoxicated, which is probably what most of these people were. You just, oh, yeah, pot of water. All of the victims have reported waking up without their wallets. Their credit cards were used at various stores like Walmart, Kroger, and Target to buy gift cards. One victim said his phone was used to transfer money through Bitcoin and cash app. Oh, man. That's why you don't have that online banking. Oh, wow.

elaborate. Like she gets the water ready. Ray, you drove Uber for a while, huh? It was just a couple trips. It was a great experience. So you get paid within two days, no taxes. It's your job to report it. Why would you say that? I only did two trips. It's less than a thousand, so I don't care.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Just never mind. You know, I just don't think I would walk over there. Right. He did. There's certain parts of town, you're told, hey, I'd probably go over there. He just did. Ray, just bought a house there. A Florida traveler stepped a gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on a plane.

Whoa. That's how they tried to get it in. They took in the TSA. They're stuck in a chicken. But they're going to see that. I guess they thought the chicken would set it off. And you can't blame that on an hour. I forgot.

A prospective air traveler was in trouble by the TSA on social media after officers with the federal agency said it caught the person trying to conceal a gun inside a raw chicken stashed in their carry-on luggage. The weapon was flagged by the TSA where officers found. What looked like thin paper packaging? And then that was inside of a raw chicken. Weirded they try the chicken, I guess. They thought, well, this would be so bizarre. No one thinks there's a good. But obviously those machines can see through chicken.

They can see through anything. Even a chicken. And like, why risk the salmonella? You should do a cook chicken. They're not worried about the salmon. Yeah, I wonder why they wanted the gun on the plane, though. Uh-huh. They were going out.

They were going somewhere. Because you could always put a gun in your checked luggage and take the bullets out of it. Take a gun with you. And that's legal? Yeah, you just can't have access to it while you're on the plane. Didn't think about that. But they were trying to take a full chicken. They were going rotisserie.

They were taking the rotisserie in to the plane. That's not good. I don't know. What? How's that gun still in there? Like, what do you even say? I knew I put that gun somewhere. Dang.

And then finally, here's the bizarre story. I don't even know if I believe it. I've read this story twice. but there's a VR headset the guy is designing to kill you. So I have a VR headset. This is crazy. It's an Oculus.

It's a white. You put it on. We play mini golf sometimes. We play Walking Dead. You know, we play whatever. It's just kind of a fun game, virtual reality. But this guy is developing a thing where if you die on it, the bombs go off in it and kill you.

What? The founder who invented this is claiming he has a VR headset that can kill you. Nerve gear. created by the Oculus founder. Yeah. His name's Palmer Lucky says it instantly destroys the brain of the user when they die in the virtual video game. It looks like a normal headset apart from three terrifying explosive charge modules that are pointed at the user's skull. What?

Basically brain bombs. Why would you do that? When the user dies virtually, they die during gameplay. The modules fired into the head. The VR headset has three explosive charges. He admitted the device is not quite finished and it's likely all of trouble getting clear to use. You'll never get clearance.

You just have it. It's like black market stuff. Like dark web. And I mean, I could see people doing it as a people used to play Russian roulette. Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking. A dare. I mean, squid game?

This is all kinds of like gambling. I just don't know if it's real. Yeah. Ooh, I believe it. It's too crazy to not be real. It's so crazy. It can't be real. Yeah, because what if it's just press for Oculus?

No, no. He sold it. It's sold it. That ain't good press. Oh. And I don't believe in the Aug Press is good press. That ain't true. I mean, somebody used to say that they couldn't get on the news.

This ain't good. He's got three like pipes looks like going into the front of the head of it. That's just crazy. That's nuts, man. That's crazy. That's from the Daily Mail. That is your news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's big.

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A voicemail from Emily and Kansas. I am driving to my parents' house, which is in Wichita, and I've been catching up on the shows from last week. And I just have to tell you all that I'm, laughed out loud so many times so thank you for doing what you're doing you've made my three and a half hour

drive totally worth it thank you very much I voted yesterday hopefully you guys voted I want to ask I voted good I voted you did yeah of course really I'm surprised I'm shocked Eddie did me too why surprised Eddie's a lovely

guy but not motivated at times unless it's direct motivation interesting yeah Okay. Well, and your stye. Yeah, and you've been...

Yeah. Put shades on, I'll go anywhere. Good for you. I'm proud of you. Thank you. How long can take you to wait and line? About eight minutes. Yeah, there's no line where I went.

Yeah, there was about eight people in front of me, but it went real quick. The workers did a great job. Thank you. Yeah, I voted to Subway, and I'll take... Tune a sub and I'll vote for it. Subway. It was right next to one, though. But I went in, and I go and I say, hey, we'll go up here a boat,

and did my driver's license. I never know when I'm checked in, but there's this thing you just Google. where do I vote? And it tells you where you vote. It's easy because I forgot where I voted because I moved. So I go on a vote and I'm up into a little machine and they give you a piece of paper right and you put the paper, you feed the paper in and you push the buttons. Now there were a lot of races I know anything about. Yeah. And some of them I voted for Senate. I voted for something else. But then there were like four. I had no idea what they were. So what do you do in this situation? Do you a guess. B, do nothing or C, ask somebody. Oh, can you ask somebody? No, you cannot ask anybody.

They won't tell you anything out of me. You know, you're getting trouble. You can Google. Yeah, you can Google. You can pull out your phone and look or phone a friend, but you can't ask someone. Well, you can ask them on your phone. You can't call us somebody. Yeah, but I'm saying like on the other side of the curtain, you can't peek your head and my, hey, like on this one, what am I supposed to do?

Can't do that. What was your first option? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. What would you do? Did you vote?

Any me? No. Okay. Wait, you just said you weren't going to ask. And I had, yes, but. You shouldn't have answered, Amy. I was talking to lunchbox. Yeah.

Did you go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. There was an issue with my address at the church I was voting at that's right next to my house. I felt that. What do you do? Do you guess? Yes.

You just pick somebody random? Yeah, 100%. What do you base it on? Just look at their names and which one I like them. Which one sounds the coolest? Absolutely. Who has the coolest name? If it's like Bill Smith or it's something like.

Shazam Johnson? Yeah. I'm going with Shazam. Like that sounds so much cooler. Eddie? Yeah, same. You guys both do that? It's not smart.

It's definitely dangerous because you don't know what you're doing. But yeah, I go for name. That's why Shazam's the governor. Wow. That's why you do that. No, but it's not the governor.

It's always a weird one. It's always like comp troller. I don't know what a comptroller is. Yeah, I don't cop nothing. They troll something. Yeah, they do troll. They don't comp. Anybody else vote?

Ray, do you vote? I didn't vote yesterday. I voted a week ago. Oh, you did? What are you do in that situation? My wife told me everything to vote for Interesting That's ask somebody

Yeah Morgan you vote Yeah I voted Who? I did absentee So I voted ahead So I got to Google everything And I went into a deep research

And I got very lost Good for you I don't click anybody I left like four of them unchecked Really? Yeah and I think the super responsible thing Would have been to research it Before I got there

But I didn't do that I knew a couple things I wanted to vote for And I voted for them And I left the rest blank So Porsche Sam didn't get my vote Oh And it is fun with that little straw You can click

And then I click the other one just to see a highlight. Oh, I didn't get a straw. Oh, yeah. I do a finger. It's just a finger. You touch it. Oh, they gave me a little red straw and I was like, ooh, it was fun to kind of touch the screen. So I just kind of hop around. Is that to keep it clean? Yeah, to keep your hands clean.

So you're probably not getting germs. Got it. Yeah. You know, and then, but here's what happened to me. It wasn't where you go into a curtain. It was, imagine that there is a microwave on a stand. And so there are four sides of that microwave, and you're all four at a different side voting. And there's a little bitty cart.

But you're just standing there next time. You can't see, but there's a little curtain. You're not going in a polling curtain behind you. Right, right. Yeah, you're standing all around the microwave. And so I'm doing my voting. And the guy next to me looks over at me and goes, I wonder who Bobby Bodes voting for.

Oh, weird. Oh, no. Can't do that. That's terrible. See, that's why we said, Shazam Johnson. They should put us in a separate room. It was...

Celebrity voting? Yes. No, that wasn't what it was about. I just thought it was weird that someone would say that. It's so dope. No, that wasn't what my point was. Did anybody, even if I saw my mailman, I wouldn't be like, I wonder what John's voting for. This is Ashley in South Dakota who's on the phone.

Ashley, good morning. What's going on? Good morning. Awesome studio. Morning. That's a weird one. Yeah, it threw me off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. My question, I'm going to back up lunchbox a little bit here. I have to. I have to know why you guys don't think your celebrities. Thank you. Bobby, you're a smart guy. Let's Google the definition of a celebrity. What is it come up and say? Are you asking me or did you already have this prepared? No, no. I prepared it. I asked Alexa at home if I was like, they're totally celebrities.

You're going to the CMS today, right? Celebrity. Noun, a famous person, the state of being well-known. You have fans, don't you? I think I am moderately known in different rural areas of America. America. I don't think that screams celebrity. I think you guys, I think you guys downgrade yourself a little. I think you guys are super awesome.

Well, thank you. That's very kind of you to say, but yes. I definitely don't have awards. Amy's got one she broke, right? You're going to try to get another one, Amy? You did break yours last year? I did. The last time we won one. Yeah, I have... What was that story? It's a bummer because I have them all in my podcast room and that one just broken. It fell out of my car right when I...

I was the day we got it. So you got a CMA award. And it was in the box. They're glass and it's in the box. You dropped the box or the award fell out? The whole box dropped. And I was like, fingers crossed everything, you know, because it's like got, it's secured in there, the padding.

So I thought, oh, for sure when I open it up, it will be fine. Did the box drop or did you drop the box? The box dropped. I don't know where. Just had nothing to do with you. Yeah. Yeah. Out, it opened the door of my car and.

Did you have it like, lean? It wasn't you at all. I can't say for sure what happened. Let's just say. Let's just say that it opened, the door opened and it fell out. And it was that I could try to super glue it. But there's some parts of the glass that are just, it's, all hope is lost on those pieces. So maybe it's just a story.

I glue it together and it is what it is. Yeah. They're very. Glass. Fallic. They look like weeners. Yeah. They do very pointy.

They look like pointy wiener rockets. Because, like, how mine broke, it... Imagine my we're in but as a rocket. Okay. No, I just did. Thank you. That's not where the conversation was going. I don't even know why I said that, but it's true. You said it. You led me there.

I'm still thinking about it. Ashley, thank you for the call. We really appreciate that. You're welcome. It is what it is. But that's what happened to me yesterday at the polling. Is I wonder who my bones is voting for? Did you answer?

So weird. Yeah, I said Shazam Johnson. In the next segment, we'll find out what country stars are possibly serial killers? Whoa. Why? Well, remember, if you put your shoes and socks on, socks, sock, sock, shoe, you're normal. If you do sock shoe, then you have an empty foot.

And then sock shoe, possibly a serial killer. Okay. That is bizarre. But there's a country star who does it like that. So we'll talk about that. And then there's somebody that is world famous, not in country music that could be listening to the show right now. And Eddie, just once a second, in case they're listening to say a little something.

I feel like there's a good chance they're listening. Like a good chance. We'll give you that opportunity. Those next. This is a voicemail we got last week from Dylan and Tennessee. Hey, Bobby. Morning studio. So I was just wondering, when you put your shoes on, do you go sock, sock shoe, shoe, or sock shoe?

Looking forward to your answer. Love the show. The more I think about this, the more psychotic it is to have a naked foot while the other one's fully dressed. Totally. Bizarre. So it'd be like going, do you put your shirt and fix your hair on while you're naked on the bottom half? No, you don't go Winnie the Pooh. That'd be weird.

You don't put your shirt, your t-shirt on, you put your jacket on, you fix your hair, you put your glasses on, you shave. All while you're jingle jangling down below with nothing on? No, of course not. You don't cover one, leave the other half. Same thing with your feet. You go sock, sock, shoe, shoe. That's it, the end. And we're talking about it, and I can't believe anybody in lunch,

Oh, I do that, of course. Yeah, because I don't understand, like, you're a man of time. You want to make the most of your time. By going from your left foot to your right foot, back to your left foot, back to your right foot, you're wasting time. You stay in the vicinity you are. Go left, left, right, right. You're going to save about two seconds every time you put your shoes and socks on.

I guess I would agree with that if you had your shoe and your sock in your same hand at the same time. Otherwise, you've got to reach for everyone. Yes, yes. So that argument's not right. It's a shorter reach to your shoe right there than going to, cross way. Where do you have your socks hidden? You have in each corner of the room? I just lay them right next to me on my right and my left, same where where my shoe is.

Okay, here's Jordan Davis. This is the first person we asked. Sox, sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Yeah, sock, shoe. Oh, man, why? Do you do that? You do a sock and so you're, for a split second of your day, you're walking around with one shoe on. No, no, not even a split second because I'm sitting there. I don't really walk. I'm sitting there with one shoe on. I mean, I guess both techniques get it done. I can tell you this. I've never really thought that much about it until right now on lunchbox. Weird. Here's Dirk's Bentley with the answer.

It's going to be a sock, sock, sock, shoe for me. Here is Dylan Scott. Jeans, no underwear, sock, shoe. And then sock shoe. What do you mean? Because, no, no, because you've got to put two socks on two shoes. So I don't know. Some people put on their socks and then they put on their shoes.

Oh, I'll see what you're saying. Yeah. You're throwing me over here. So I go sock, sock, shoe, shoe. Man, it took you a while to think about that. You really contemplated. I had no idea what you were talking about, way over my head. I was thinking you meant sock, shoe, and put a sock over my shoe and then a shoe.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, boy. Now I'm getting lost too. And then here is Zach Brown. Today it was sock shoe, sock shoe. And there's no, like, rhyme or reason to it. Usually my ADD is pretty awesome. So I'm like trying to figure out what I'm doing and where I'm going or whatever.

So it's whatever I can find kind of, you know. He murdered someone yesterday. Wow. He totally did. Mark it down. That's the day he did. Dang. Yeah.

It's Zach Brown. He is the serial killer. And what's weird, he said today. Mm-hmm. Not yesterday. So we're posting all these interviews on our podcast feed as a bonus episode. So it's all up there. CMA's tonight live on ABC tonight.

8. 7 Central. Eddie, you want a second to address a celebrity that might be here? And mostly I just want you to tell the story Because if they are listening I want them to feel how personal this is Oh absolutely Yes so guys Bono is in town He's touring he's got a book out

So he's doing like a book tour Do you know who that is Amy? Yeah, the lead singer of you too Yeah you don't have to say all that right Wait wait wait where's the book signing why don't we go It's at the rhyme and it's like a show You buy tickets to it he sells books and he talks about things Tell stories

But tonight? Tonight and so I even thought about like Ooh do I go to the airport and like wait for him We got the CMAs a lot of stuff going on so I can't do that. But I figured he's in town right now listening to us. And I just want to say, Bono, dude, you are a hero to me. I've loved you and you two for years.

But there's this one story. Amazing. In Houston, 2000. I believe 2001 maybe. The elevation tours coming to Houston. My wife, we were just dating at the time. We weren't married. I look at her and say, hey, how much money do you have in your bank account?

She goes, I have no money. You, I got no money. But I do have a gas car. Let's drive to Houston. We don't have tickets to the show. but let's maybe we can stand outside the doors and listen to the music from the doors or whatever and we'll just kind of enjoy it out there she goes three hour drive yeah yeah and she goes that'd be great that'd be so much fun let's go so we show up we're waiting for the show to start and scalpers are coming up to us saying hey tickets two hundred dollars three dollars like now man we don't have any money we just wanted to listen to the show like now man we just wanted to listen to the show i have an extra ticket guys here take take mine and then say you guys say you drove three hours but don't have tickets yeah we just want to listen to the show i have an extra ticket guys here take take mine and then say Someone else from the other side says, hey, I heard the whole conversation go down. I have an extra ticket too.

Why don't you guys take mine and go ahead, enjoy the show? So we got to enjoy the show for free from two fans that just had extra tickets. So were they general omission to party? So you guys got to be together? No, they were seated, but one of them said, I'll switch. I'll go sit with the other guy and then you guys can sit together. Wow. I'm telling you, I don't think this happens at many shows, maybe Raging Nita shows.

But, like, this is special, and that's what you two does. it's such a beautiful moment in that show and it makes people just like joyous and giving and I just love them. You are just going to stand outside and listen through the doors. They were like broke teenager or broke 20 hours. I can't believe you drove that far

to stand outside the doors of something. They're from Ireland. If they're three hours away, I'm going. Just play it on your CD player. You're going to hear better. It's alive. That is crazy. You're broke, you're young.

You just go. You roll the dice. Yeah. And you're right. rolled and it came up, sevens. And I got the guy's number and I was like, hey, thank you for giving me the tickets. We're going to send you something like a gift. Never sent him anything.

Dang. You still have his number by any chance? I think about it. I don't have his number anymore, but I think about it all the time. What do you look like? Kind of nerdy guy, glasses, gray hair. Gray? Yeah, man, he said that he was on a date, but his date didn't show up.

That's why I had an extra ticket. We'd love to make this connection. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't even know his name is. I'm the nerdy, gray haired guy with glasses that was in Houston on that. night. It was April 2nd, 2021, or 20.

I don't remember. Bobby's birthday. Wow. At the Compact Center. That's it. Compact Center. What if it was me from the future who heard this story now? We have a time machine.

I went back and gave you those tickets because you're my best friend. That could be possible. But Bono, if you're listening, man, that's the kind of joy you bring to people's hearts with your music. That's great story. Bono, if you're listening, give us a call. Yeah, I'm sure. Come on up.

Let's go to Josh, who's on the phone right now in Arkansas. Hey, Josh, what's going on, buddy? Hey, Bobby Bone Yes, sir. What's happening, buddy? So, back to the celebrity issue. I listened, I switched back and forth between your show and the Corey and Patrick show on 100.3 The Edge in Little Rock. And they were talking about the New Year's Eve presenter.

And they were saying, what was it? Is it Bob Hope that was doing? Bob Hope presents. Dick Clark. Dick Clark. And now it's Dick Clark. That's right. Dick Clark.

And now it's Ryan Seacrest. And they were saying, well, next is going to be Bobby Bone. Oh, that's breaking news to me. And I just thought that was pretty cool. And complimentary, yeah. Yeah, very complimentary. You being, you thinking that you're not a celebrity. And I was like, well, that's a pretty big recognition from another morning show saying like, oh, probably going to be Bobby Bones next.

Well, that's very nice. Josh, I appreciate you sharing that. And Corey and Patrick, appreciate, I guess you're not trashing me because most do. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you for, well, first of all, everybody being neutral, but even being nice. That's really great. So thank you. I hosted it on CBS last year.

I had to say I couldn't do it this year on the country music one, the Nashville one. So it was a lot of fun. You know, had to say I can't do it this year for some reasons, but it's, you know, it is what it is. And it's going to be awesome. Hope you still watch it even though I'm not on it, but maybe five minutes less. Well, wait. Why can't you do it this year? Contract issues.

I said it. I said it on the show, didn't I, that I can't do it this year. I just say no. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. Yeah, I need to. There's breaking news. Maybe I just said it on Instagram story.

It's not, I've already said it. Maybe on social media. I am not hosting it on CBS this year. Oh. Because I had to make the difficult decision because of some things that were happening to not do it. And it sucked. Having to go, I can't do it this year. That works for me.

What did you put on social media? That I'm not doing it. Oh, that's it. That's it. I had to turn it down this year. One of my friends is doing it, though. And what's lunchbox looking for here? I can't say who it is.

I'm looking for, like, what else is going on that he can't do it. That's what I'm, there's something. He can't do it because there has to be something else going on, Eddie, is what I'm saying. This year, nothing. Oh. It's in preparation for? No, no, no, no. This is not the point of this whole thing.

It's in perpetuity? What are we talking about? No, no, no. The point is, there were some things in the contract that I was not happy with and couldn't do and didn't feel like it. It was fair. And so I said, I cannot do it. Actually, I said, hey, I can't do it if this is the deal. And they said, well, this is the deal.

And I said, okay, then I have to graciously turn the job down. Stuff. But it was great. And I have no bad feelings. And again, one of my friends is doing it this show who had they haven't announced yet. And I'm pumped for them. So it'd be cool. Yeah, we're not announcing yet.

What does he say? I'm not announcing it's not. You acting like you were okay with whatever it was? Oh, you think it's you? Your friend. Got it. Good hint. Okay. Thank you, Josh. Thank you, Corey and Patrick.

Can you? No, I can't. No. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes with us from Queens, New York. A 49-year-old man went to a restaurant, ordered a chicken dish. He gets it and he walks outside and it's the wrong dish. Wrong kind of chicken.

Goes back in and throws it at the employee. And then he leaves. Later, he comes back once the restaurant's closed. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, he's got a bucket. full of gasoline. Well, you know if he's throwing chicken at somebody, there's already something off.

There's a screw loose. Now he's going to burn the place down? And so he threw the gasoline, whew! Lit it on fire. Luckily, only about $1,500 in damage, but he was arrested. Oh, that's terrible.

I wonder what happened, because something had to have happened before the chicken throw. Well, he wanted dark meat and probably got white meat. I hear you. I heard you. You got the breast. I hear you.

Been there. However, to throw chicken another human, like either they had to get into some sort of spat where he was just off his rocker to begin with. Sometimes when you hold... Or drunk. When you hold a drumstick, it just fits so good in your hand. I love the drumstick.

It looks like it's perfect to throw it somewhere. Oh, I love to eat. I didn't think about throwing it again. But Bobby nailed it. The 49-year-old when he was arrested said, I apologize. I was very drunk. And I let my anger get the best of it. But still, if you're drunk, do you burn stuff and throw animals? I mean, I... He does. I've known a lot of drunk people.

They've never tried to burn a building down that I know of or throwing a piece of chicken at somebody. Yeah, I've never done that. Yeah. Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. You know, they say if you smile in pictures, that you look way older. Because when you smile, it brings up the lines in your cheeks and your eyes. So if you want to look younger, don't smile in pictures. Oh, that's weird.

It makes sense. But then you don't look happy. Yeah, I don't want to look sad. But watch this. Tell me how happy. Tell me what I look like here. You look awkward. Yeah. Like, yeah. So I don't look sad. Okay.

It's bizarre. Yeah. Just bizarre when I make my face tight like that. But yeah, if you smile in pictures, they say it makes you look like about seven years older. Wow. That's the end of all of us smiling. I know. Every picture of us for now on.

Stoic. Staring at the camera. Stunned. Well, I hope everybody has a great day. Amiens, you saw, I don't understand what the story was. You saw my dog at the doctor yesterday? Yes. Well, no, your dog book.

Stanley the dog. Got it. First day of school. So there was a mom in the waiting room. with her kid, and the book was the kid's entertainment. Was it the doctor's office book, or did they bring it from home? Oh, no. They brought it with them.

Good thing it didn't belong to the doctor's office, because he was coloring all in it. It's not a coloring book. Hey, buddy, what are you doing? It's already colored. It ain't a color. We colored up pretty good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever makes them happy.

Exactly. Whatever to keep the kid occupied, you know? Did they know it was you? I know. I didn't say anything. You're like, I know that dog. I know. Because Eddie's kid went to school and said he knew Stanley.

He totally bragged all his friends like, I know Stanley. It wasn't he knew me. No, no, no, I know Stanley. I've gone to his house. Well, that's pretty cool. It's always pretty cool to see the book out of the line. It's probably a special thing because, like, yeah, scribbling all in it.

Or he hates it? It's his like comfort thing. No, no, no, no. It seemed like a thing for him. Well, I have a kid's book called Stanley the Dog, the first day of school. And I hope you guys check it out. It's all about not having to worry about fitting in because that ain't what's cool.

What's cool is being yourself. So you can check it out. It's on Amazon if you want to get it. Other than that, we're out of here. CMAs tonight. I hope everybody will, you know, does the thing, watches it, watch clips. Does that the thing?

I don't know. I don't know how people watch stuff anymore. Yeah, they do that dang thing. Yeah, do it. Thank you guys. We'll see it tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Air Tasker helps you get your weekends back.

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