The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Tiera Kennedy on The Today Show with Bobby Today and Talks New Music + The Show Competes in Blind Boy Band Karaoke! + Testing Amy's Learners Permit Knowledge

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

Tiera Kennedy is on The Today Show today with Bobby as he co-hosts with Hoda. Plus, she shares who her mentors are and new music! Amy's daughter is taking her learners permit test at home, so we test Amy's driving test knowledge. We play Blind Boy Band Karaoke where we put Boy Bands songs on the wheel. Whatever song it lands on, the person has to perform the song but with NO LYRICS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hello, Bobby Bones. I have my wedding coming up at the beginning of next month. I'm very excited. However, I have an issue with my guest list. My dad expects to be there despite us having had a serious, unresolved issue that seems to be at the forefront every time he comes around. I kind of dodge the intentional uninvited conversation, but it seems like he is stirring up problems by talking to everyone else the family about it. We haven't talked in weeks, and he only knew about the engagement and wedding through another family member. I just want the day to be stress-free and not having him there would solve that problem, but I don't know how to start a conversation without feeling like I'm being rude.

Any advice helps. P.S. I've already created a burner email just in case. So we got ahead of it. Sign the heartbreak kid. You don't want stress on your wedding. day, you're going to have to have a little stress before your wedding day because this is a stressful situation. In life, it's stressful for you. It has been. So it isn't going to come without stress now. My advice to you is to have that very uncomfortable conversation with him and go right to it.

Hey, pops, I am getting married. I am not going to invite you this is because. And then you share the reason. And that is a very uncomfortable thing to say. But I've found it's easier just to say it and lay it out there and then have the conversation about what you just said right after instead of having the conversation building up to what you're saying and it's all led there's confusion in and oh well i just uh but nope this is what you do hey look we're having the wedding and i don't think you should come because x y z and then you have the conversation right after that same conversation but there's going to be stressed because it's a stressful situation you can't just go no stress you can't assign no stress to something that is bringing stress to your life. So you have to hit it head on.

That way. That way you don't have to deal with it later. That's it. That's the easy way and do it in a burner account. Now, I'm just kidding about that. But some conversations, the harder they are, the better they are to go right at immediately and then talk about it right after you go right at it. Amy, your thoughts. Yeah, I don't like having hard conversations either, but what I've learned in life and being a more mature communicator and just an adult is that. that you've got to have the hard conversations because that will give you the freedom in the long run. Otherwise, you're going to be stressed at your wedding.

And then he's hearing from other family members, all this different stuff. You can control the narrative by having the hard talk and setting your boundaries with him. And then who knows? He may be like, oh, wow, I had no idea. I'll work on that. And then maybe your relationship can evolve from there.

Yeah, there's no easy advice here because it's not an easy situation. No. And that's what I'm saying about stress. It is going to be stressful, but you'd rather get the stress over with before the wedding day. and also you're going to have to address it eventually.

So go ahead and address it now because since it's going to be addressed eventually, do it now which saves you this time of being stressed. You've got to clear the air. I mean, you can just do it. I mean, if you want to, have a couple drinks so you've got the liquid courage and then boom. Get drunk and laid on him.

Oh, that could be worse though. I don't know. Man, I don't like having awkward conversations, so I'm not going to have it. I'm just going to let him come to the wedding. No, he knows about the wedding. And he's going to know he's not invited when he doesn't get an invitation. stressed out the day of the wedding. Hey, you know what? Time is beautiful. It's going to, life will go on.

And after the wedding, whatever happens happens, and we never had to have that. So what you're saying is higher security. So when he shows up, like, you can always, there are always weeny ways to do it and we need into it. I thought the weenny way would, Bobby way, would be text them. Well, you could text him and go, hey, look, I'm getting married and I can't invite you because, again, X, Y, Z. We don't know what X, Y, Z is. She didn't say here. And so I just want. And so I just want. wanted you to know, I still love you. I want to work this out, but I can't invite you. If you absolutely can't do it with your mouth, you can do it with your thumbs. Yeah, but that can always get misinterpreted.

Or you could say, hey, Eddie, you just said don't have the conversation at all. So you can't jump in now and go, no. You can sit them down and be like, hey, we'll invite you. And since you're my dad, you got to pay for the wedding. That's good. It doesn't sound like they have that kind of relationship. Yeah. It doesn't happen. If you don't want to have, I would have it on the phone, first of all. I wouldn't have it in person. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Okay. That way you're just midweeney. Interesting. I do midweeney and I haven't on the phone.

That way you can just hang up if it gets awkward. Oh. And not face to face. You just hang up. This is awkward click. Yeah. I don't like where this is going. Click.

I feel like we've given her some good options. Yeah, like every option. I would go, if it were me, I would go midweeney. I would talk in person or on the phone, human to human. And then I would say it immediately and then talk about it after I said what it was. And then move on. Now, if you don't want to go midweeney, you can go full weenie and text it. But you're still going to have to have some sort of conversation.

Okay? But you have to say it. Don't do Eddie. Time. Hey. What was Eddie? Time is beautiful. No, full, full weeny is just don't even mention it. See ya.

That's full weenie? But then she might end up with more stress on the wedding day. That's the goal. Hey, no stress. More life less stress. Uh-ray. Yo, Ray. Mike's for you using the slogan.

All right, that's the mailback. Close it up. We've got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's five. To close, Bobby's mailback. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Say home there's something good.

Fritz began driving for Uber back in 2015. Well, recently, he was driving. It was early in the morning taking someone from Brooklyn to LaGuardia Airport in New York. When he's driving, he sees all these people outside. He's like, oh, is that a fight? And then he sees debris falling from the second story of an apartment complex. He goes, no, that's on fire. He goes, passenger, you're going to have to hold up.

He pulled over and he said, what's going on? They said, there's still people inside. And what's he do? Runs in there, finds the two people, and guides them to safety. He stopped. That's awesome. I mean, if I'm the passenger, I'm like, what's happening right now? I'm glad at the end.

But for a minute, I'm like, what is he? Stopping to get a burger? But what if you're missing your flight? Oh, I know. Hey. Hold on, hold on. He got back in the Uber and got the passenger to the airport on time. Get out of here.

That's crazy. Did not miss his flight. So there you go. Not only did he save two people, the guy got to the airport on time. I saw a story where Mike Tomlin, the head coach of the Steelers, saw a fight on the side of the road with some kids. And he stopped and threw them all. And he's like, let's go, let's go.

And he took him all to practice and now I've got to practice with the team. I love it. Together. That changes their life, probably. Wow. And one of them starting wide receiver this week. Yes, he was so good. He's 11.

He flies. Kids got great hands, high motor guy. All right, that's awesome. That's Tell Me Something Good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. the latest chapter of what is my bizarre life. You know, I hosted our four of the Today Show yesterday with Hoda, and I'm doing it today and

tomorrow. And just, it's just bizarre. And not that it's not awesome and fun, but it's, there are moments where you're sitting there going, how in the world did I get here? But Hoda is awesome. And I've been a guest on the show a few times. Like, you know, if I have something coming out and I'll go up. But it's a whole different ballgame.

You know, before the show even started, like, she like pumps everybody up. She's like, clap and like, let's go. let's go. I mentioned as soon as I walked out I said I felt like Nick Saban was getting us ready to start the game but she is awesome, super kind just a lovely person and so did the show like Keenan Thompson

was on from you know I know him most from probably Keenan and Kel and then S&L. Good Burger yeah well gonna go over it yeah the movie but him and Kel did that movie together so I guess I just assume that's part of that but he was

amazing and funny he's a little tie because he had been doing promotion all morning. I guess they had him on like three different hours that morning. So Danny DeVito was on, who I think is hilarious. And I mean, he was on shows that I watched even before I was born. Now, what I mean is I watched taxi on Nick at Night. But that show was on before I was born. But he was on taxi.

He was on Cheers. Always Sunny in Philadelphia. So he's 77. Wow. And he was sitting in the makeup room. where I was and I see him sitting out there and I walk out and since I'm going to host I feel because I'm most usually I would never do this I feel like host should go out and be like hey how's it going welcome to the show I really didn't so much care about welcoming him I just wanted to go and say hello

right because who am I to welcome somebody to a house that ain't mine you know what I mean and so I go and I say hey mr. DeVito I'm bobby bones really nice to meet you and he goes oh you're hosting today I said I am he goes so let me ask you about this suit you're wearing I was like oh okay He goes, first of all, one of the coolest suits I've seen in a long time. Great, great job. Whoever picked you? Have a stylist? I said, well, my wife.

He goes, where is she? I said, she's in there. She goes, he goes, great job. And then he says, you should move a button like two inches where it is here to here. And I said, when did you start, like, you know, being an expert in suits. He goes, and he lists some famous designer. He goes, I've been hanging out with them a lot. And I've learned all about cloth and buttons.

And so he showed me where to move the button. And when I get home, in his honor, I'll move the button two inches over. Oh, wow. That's what we did. That was our interaction in the green room. For like five minutes, he just showed me like his suit or his clothes that he was wearing. And we went out and did the segment. He was awesome. It's like, I don't know what planet this is.

But it was a really cool day yesterday. I'll be doing it again today. And we finished and it flies by. It's an hour, but it flies. I mean, this show, we're on for five hours. The last hour of the show, not as intense for us. So we'll say four and a half. But we're four and a half hours.

and even it goes by pretty quickly sometimes but you talk about an hour holy moly I really only messed up once because I was pretty much throwing a perfect game and as far as not actually making a misstep my perfect game was at the very end we were doing the credits were rolling

going to the next show and they go shut it down we got five seconds and I had like a whole paragraph and I went Jancker Keliscape but I said her name wrong because she's coming on tomorrow and I was like Januar bra brawra and then Hoda goes

okay that's all by everybody and so that's That's not bad. Yeah, well, I'm not going to go back and watch it because I will absolutely torture myself with going, oh, you should have done that. Shouldn't have done that. But it was a really cool day. And I don't know if you guys got to a TV in time after the show to watch it or not. Because, you know, that building is what, two blocks from here, Mike?

So I roll over there real quick and was able to let it rip. But Eddie, did you watch it at all? I did not, man. I'm sorry. I missed it. I will watch tomorrow, though. I promise. Wow.

You can watch today Or today, today, yes, today. And then tomorrow. And tomorrow. Yeah. Amy, did you get a chance to watch it? No, we were here and the TV wasn't working. Classic.

Classic that something's not working. Not that you guys didn't watch, but classic something wasn't working. Yeah. So, you know, maybe we'll have to get it fixed by today. Maybe they're working on it now and hopefully we'll get to watch it today. It's okay. You've seen it a million times.

You've seen me do that, you know, talk a million times. No, it's very different. And you're hosting the Today Show. I mean, it's a good. Well, let me ask Lunchbox. Lunchbox, did you watch it? Oh, I absolutely watched it. That's all talking about.

I was on talking about. You know what I mean? I don't make excuses about TV not working. I figure out how to get it done. And let me tell you, I felt like Keenan Thompson. I'm glad you told me that he had been doing promotion all morning because I was like, that guy wanted nothing to do with being there. He was just like, yeah, I'm excited.

Cool. Yeah. And you were trying to get him to talk and he was just like, one word answers. I was like, okay, this is awkward. But yes. And then they gave Caitlin a shout out there. Where's Caitlin? Oh, she's so beautiful.

She's so beautiful. And Hoda started crying and you had to hug her and console her. Crying. Oh yeah, Bobby made Hoda cry. Why? Well, I didn't have to console her is not the word because she wasn't sad.

But Lunchbox watched. Lunchbox is my new best friend. I'm calling it now. Lunchbox is my new best friend. So thank you, best friend. And I was telling Hoda about a story about the first time I met her that I knew she would not remember

because I didn't meet her as the person that's, you know, on the radio or on TV or whatever. I just met her as a guy walking down the street. And I told the story. and she started crying. And it's pretty cool. And then, yeah, Caitlin was there

and I was talking about being married for a year. And they were like, she's here? And they flipped a camera. I thought they were going to knock over a guy in the studio because they took, they didn't know she was there. And they flipped a camera so fast. There was like one of, I don't know if he's an assistant producer or not. He almost got just his, he was about to be the headless horseman.

You know what I'm saying? And so, but then she waved and it's great. And then Bobby gave away $500 of his own money just like he does on this show. What? Yep. To some listeners in the audience. He played Snake in the Grass, and they all three got it wrong, and he was like, you still get $500. I mean, nice that you think that was my own money, but that was their money.

But I did buy books, though, from that author and donate them to my school. So I did spend that money. Oh, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, lunchbox, go ahead and grade it. I'll take it from you. You'll be honest. Oh, yeah, I would say a B.

I felt like a little bit you were like, I felt like it was the Bobby show. It was great. Like, you didn't even let Hoda talk at the beginning. You were just going, going, going. I was like, this is how you do it. You take command of that stage and you say Hoda, you chill out. I got this. But that got a B?

Well, B, yeah, because I didn't get to see the end because... Uh-oh. Oh, hold on, hold on. We got interrupted by the local news. The murder, yeah. So my best friend was watching because the local news came in and they found the woman in Memphis. Yes. And so, I mean, I guess I could say B or I could say incomplete because I didn't get to see the whole episode.

So I felt like you were, you and Hoda were starting to groove and then we got interrupted. And I so... Well, I guess you missed my shout out to you. Dang it. I know. I know. And I gave you something too of my own, but don't worry about it if you haven't seen it. Yeah. Well, that was yesterday. It was really cool. And who's on today? I want to say, I want to, do I know them? Jane Krakowski is on today from 30 Rock and a lot of stuff actually. Do you know she is? She's the blonde girl? Yes. Yeah, she's funny. Yeah, she's on. You'll recognize it for her. Oh, yeah. And then. Jenna Maroni. What? Is that her name? That was her on, uh, third.

Pretty rock. Tiara is going to be on, who I got to bring on. And then tomorrow, Derek Jeter, which is pretty cool. Do you know him, lunchbox? That's so cool. I mean, that's, that's so dumb. So, just grateful and able to do the show here in the New York studio and go do that, and they're so close, I get to pull it all off.

So that's all. Any questions before we get into this song? A quick question. I want to know how small day into video is. Like, like, how small is he? He's a small guy. Yeah? Yeah, if we Google his height, I'll tell you if it's accurate or not.

It says 410. is as high and he's probably Yeah, he's probably like Wow He's probably 410 Yeah because I mean I remember from twins You know with Arnold Schwarzenegger And like they were so different size

So I'm assuming he's really really small There's a picture on my Instagram Mr. Bobby Bones And he's standing and I'm bent over So if you look at that That's awesome You can see how she's like It's like the fourth slide

He's standing up and I'm bent over taking it It's like yeah he's a small guy Yeah Amy any question Yes so do you think I think that you'll adopt that from Hoda, like when you get back from the Today Show, are we going to start, like, hyping each other up before the show? What do you think I do to do to you? We all have a little power of you. That's not what we do. I'm curious to see, like, how you feel about this.

I don't live like, I don't live like that. I'm a, I'm a guy that I'm pretty controlled and contain, and energy is consistently above medium all the time. Okay. So, and also, we can't stay that hype all the time because that's not our personality. all the time, but just before the show, like whatever Hoda's doing. I'm tired. It was also 10 o'clock. Okay.

And so if we start the show at 10 o'clock, I'll be that hype. Okay. Okay. We started a lot earlier, and nobody wants to be hype at 5 in the morning. True that. Thank you. Thank you, best friend. All right, there's that.

It's time for the Bobby Feud. Here we go. Top 10 crossover artists in country music. Now, what a crossover artist is, it's somebody who's in country music, but also crosses over to a different genre because of their massive success in their own. And so it's current people too? Very current. The question is top 10 country crossover artists.

Okay. There are 10 answers on the board. Let's play the feud. Amy, you're up first. Okay. Shania Twain. Show me Shania Twain. Number one answer, obviously.

Shania Twain. One point. Amy? Taylor Swift. Maybe the biggest ever. Great. I didn't even tell you that. Taylor or Shania, both massive. Show me Taylor Swift.

Number three. Wow. Okay, so far Amy's got four points. Now what happens is why you only get one for number one is because it's the easiest to get. It's obvious. Right, it's a little different than if you're playing up there and it's speed round.

Yeah. So, Amy, you have four points. Name a top country crossover artist. Okay, I don't know if I should go back in time to get further down the list. Did he cross over? Did Johnny Cash? Show me Johnny Cash.

That's incorrect, not on the list. Lunchbox, you got eight answers still up on the board. We're looking for a top ten country crossover artist. Yeah, Bobby, I got this one. You ready? I'm sorry they're rude to you. They refuse to come in here. We don't like to talk about them, but we're going to have to say them.

The chicks. Show me. The chicks! Oh, that was a good one, Mark. I don't know what list we're looking at. The list here that I have. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Eddie, over 5,000 people were pulled. The top 10 country crossover artists, meaning they were so popular in country that they got moved over to another format. Go ahead? I don't know. I'm going to go with Sugar Land. Okay. You know, I remember buying a Coke, and they were all over my Coke can, and I was like, oh, these guys are huge. Okay.

They crossed over to the grocery store. Yes. Okay. All right. Show me Sugar Land. No. Huh. Hmm.

All right. Let's go to round number two. There are only three rounds total. There are still eight answers on the board. Oh my gosh.

Top 10 country crossover artist, Amy. Well, Marin Morris. Show me. Marin Morris. At number 10. Yes. Big points there at number 10.

Wow. Thank you. All right. Dan and Shay. Two fellas? Huh? That's good. We know pretty well. Dan and Shea.

Show me Dan and Shea! Oh, no. Amy, that was so good. Wow. Lunchbox, what do you got? Ah, it just keeps going over and over in my head. Over and over again. Over and over again.

Tim McGraw. Show me Tim McGraw. Amy's got 14 points. This is crazy. You guys have zero. Seven answers on the board, Eddie. All right. I mean, they're hit.

It's a quarter after one and I need you now. Give me Lady A. Good one. It's a huge crossover hit. That was massive. And I think it got all the way to number two. On the billboard. Let's go. Show me Lady A.

Yeah! Number nine. Okay. Big points. Big points. Okay. Big points. Lady A.

Okay. Top ten country crossover artists. There are the number two answer, four, five, six, seven, and eight. I got it. Go ahead? Yeah, baby. Dang it! I'm me call BB a Rex.

up because she's in the pop world and I'm about to make a hit. Let's go. Florida Georgia Lion. It's great. Showing, Florida Georgia Line. Yeah, baby. No, baby. What? No baby. Dang. No baby. Last round. That's crazy.

Amy, you are dominating right now. Oh. Okay. They started in country. They started in country. I don't even know. I guess, um, Kenny Chesney. Show me Kenny Chesney? The story names out there.

Lunchbox, you need some points. Yeah, Matt, I've been sitting out for a while. Go ahead. I've been playing possum until round three. I love a good posthum, yeah. I love a good possum. And then I went down the islands and streams. You're my boy, Kenny Rogers.

Show me Kenny Rogers. Correct, eight points. What? Oh! Eight points. That's huge. Yeah. Go ahead and lunchbox?

Good job. Yeah, guys, you know, I was working 9 to 5. Oh, my gosh. Give me Dolly Parton. Show him, Dolly! Yes! Lunchbox now has 14 points that's tied for the lead. Let's go.

Now he's in trouble. Now he's in trouble, he says. Now to trouble. Go ahead. Pause him until then. That's all I got. Let me see. Top 10 country crossover artists.

Dang. You know, I mean, I'm going to go with this guy. It came over from pop to country And then his songs go back to pop Give me that man named Darius Rucker Oh, that's so good Hooty and Boothfish Yeah

Yeah Show me Hooty Correct Lunchbox takes the lead Man, I love this game 19 points He played possum till the third round They're gonna make a movie on Disney

About this right here This is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen Man go ahead You guys like how birds fly especially crows Cheryl Crowe show me

Cheryl Crow incorrect lunchbox in the lead right now Eddie you have nine points you're 10 down there are the number two answer the number four answer and the number seven answer are all in the board you can still win but you got to get at least two of them

yeah yeah I have three written down top 10 country crossover artists the one I'm most confident about is Willie Nelson. So let's just get it out of the way. I know he's a big crossover artist. You are always on my mind.

This is worldwide stuff. Give me Willie. Who else did you have? Stop it. I'll get to that point. Who else did you have there? No, no, stop. I didn't get it right.

Who else did you have there? Garth and Kelsey Ballerini. Okay. Show me Willie Nelson. Yeah, how did you do it? How? Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles?

That is incredible. That is incredible. I mean, third round. Let me go through the other three real quick. At number two was Garth Brooke. At number four was Faith Hill. That's right. And at number seven was Carrie Underwood.

Oh, duh. Oh, my God. But play the guy a song. It's a big winner. And we'll see, we, we, no matter what fuck I'll get it. And they stay there. And they stay there. He did it.

Wow. You got to respect it. You got to respect it. Hey, you played possum. Spell possum, lunchbox. POSM. All right, there you go. We're out of here.

Well, it depends. Oh, opossum. Oh. A possum. Yeah, sometimes they say that. That's stupid. Yeah, yeah. All right, big winner today.

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Yeah. I thought you were like feeling it. I would have accepted that. Tickets on sale Friday, go to Bobby Bones.com. It would also be a ticketmaster, but 10, there's conflicting reports about what time, but I'm still going to hang tight with 10 a.m. where I live, Central, so 8 a.m. in Las Vegas. There's not a conflict anymore, right? I just settled it. I think you straightened that out. Yeah, that's perfect.

Okay, 10 a.m. where I live, 8 a.m. Vegas. Everybody, if you're west, that's 8 a.m. your time. So let's go, Tickets, bobbybones.com. Thank you very much. stories. So for an emergency fund, it's been recommended for years that we have about $400 set aside for just in case if something crazy happens in your life, you've got it there. Well, I hate to say it, but a study was put out by Lending Club and that number has gone up significantly. What if she said I love to say it? Everybody, you're way poorer than you thought. I know. What is the new number? They say the real target number should be $1,400. Oh, it didn't just go up. Oh yeah, no, I mean, it's crazy, but just so much, I mean, everything is inflated that if you really want to be secure with your emergency fund, that's how much you should try to save and set aside.

Okay, well, we're just hoping on jelly beans. Have a million. Why not have a million dollars? Just in case. Yeah, it's emergency fund. We're just throwing hope out there. All right, what else you got? Well, I have how obsessed we are with our pets because we average about a photo of them a day or maybe a little more.

And we'll have 400 pictures of our pets by the end of the year. Yeah, I'm definitely there I take a lot of pictures of Stanley and Eller You know, it's funny I hang out with Eller Now a bit more than I do Stanley One, Stanley's almost three now

And he just DGAF Like he does not care anymore He just goes and sleeps He's just a big fat bulldog And so he'll come and hang out Sometimes he's very loving occasionally But he's so tired and fat and sleepy all the time

Where Eller is like Like that's my girl now And she's always Sometimes she's a bit needy But I hang out with Elear more than do Stanley at this point because Stanley sleeps all day. But I take a lot of pictures of them. And Stanley has an Instagram, Mr.Dat Stanley Bones. It's got almost 100,000 followers that I've not monetized at all. I don't even know how, but I would like to if anybody needs any,

has any ideas. All right, what else? Because Willie Nelson is 89 years old. And if you're thinking he might retire at some point, that is not in his plan because he would rather, quote, die than retire. That's, yes, I can see that about Willie. Well, I was just, it got me curious. about you, Bobby. Like, would you rather die or retire at some point? If you would have asked me three years ago, I would say die. I still don't see myself retiring, right? I can't because I've been, like, having to hustle so hard my whole life. I cannot see me not working. And also, I love my job, for the most part. I love the people I do it with. I love what I get to do. I guess there's now a factor of a wife and eventually will probably have kids. And I think that could change

my perspective a little bit where I, for sure, never want to retire and just want to stay away. But, but, but, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But it could change my perspective of that and how I feel about life. So I don't know. Right now, though, I can't see me not working because I'm still afraid I won't be able to pay all my bills.

Yeah, but I mean, eventually, like you'll... Well, I'll see. Like, we'll see. And then another fun Willie Nelson fact before we wrap is that he has opened his concerts with Whiskey River since the 70s. Wow. Whiskey River tag.

Yeah. Yeah. It's good. It's good. Every single one, huh? That's what it says here. That's cool. I'm trying to think I saw Willie Nelson the most when I was in college,

and I don't really remember what he opened with. I mean, I guess you could just sit. I mean, I don't know how anybody could prove it back before phones. And I could be like this. Hey, every show we've ever done here, I've given a hundred bucks away to a listener. Every single one. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Prove I didn't. Pretty awesome. Okay. All right. Maybe that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.

It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Tom is 82 years old. And almost 20 years ago, he said, I'm going to make one million basketball free throws. That's a lot. Also counting those. Aside from doing it, just counting them.

So he'd go to the basketball court, and he'd attempt at least 100 free throws every single day. He started almost 20 years ago, 17 years ago to be exact. Now, through the years, he'd be exact. He's a 94% shooter. Wow. Pretty good. He spent a total of 2,500 hours on the court, and Tom sunk his one millionth free throw on his 82nd birthday.

A crowd had gathered, wouldn't be funny if he choked? Like he couldn't make one because the crowd's there. You guys got to turn around. You got to leave. Don't look at me. Something. But he had a big crowd there.

He said, I feel really great about it. It's great to be able to perform. There was pressure. I don't normally have a crowd here, but it went well. He said he thinks he might. it missed eight or so out of the hundred. Out of the hundred.

Wow. That's crazy. I mean, that's 92% a little less than normal. But still, 92% free throw shooter, period. At any level is awesome. But the guy, again, is 82 years old. So, he made his one millionth free throw. Have you done anything a million times, anybody?

Steps. Knapped. Okay, breathing. Okay, breaths. Blink your eyes. Okay, see. Come to the bathroom. I don't know if you've done that a million times.

Oh. Let's do the math. Your whole life? Let's see. Okay. So lunchbox, how old do you? 41. Okay, let's see.

Let's calculate this. So if you're 41, so let's do... You're talking number two or number one? It doesn't matter. Both? Just hold with me here. 41 years old times 365. Yeah.

So that's going to be 14,965 days that you have been alive. Yes. Okay. Probably a little more than that because it's not your birthday today. Correct. So let's just say 15,000 days, okay? Love it. You've been alive 15,000 days.

That's crazy. How many times you go to the bathroom a day? Oh, probably five at least. Yeah, yeah, number one. Four one. Four ones, one, two, or what? Oh, one, two, for sure. Yeah. And I mean, so.

Do you ever go two or three twos? Stop. Every once in a while I go two-twos. If you're not sick. Yeah. You're eating too much. Very rare, but yes. And sometimes, I mean, I get up in the middle night,

sometimes alone and pee three times. So on average, how many times do you use the bathroom a day? I'd say five. Okay. Okay. You have used the bathroom 75,000 times. Now, let me just give you 25,000

just because I'm awarding it to you. What? That can't be right. You've used the bathroom. What? That number seems so low. I've only used the bathroom 100,000 times in my life. I believe so.

Because what I did is, how old he is, times the day, times. I don't even know what I did. But I think he goes more than five times on average. And especially when he was a baby. Farce in the glass room more than that. No, because when you're a baby,

game 25,000 extra. Right. When you're a baby, you change the diaper about five times a day. Oh. Because that's about how many times they go. So if you're 41 years old times 365 days a year. That is crazy. Yeah. So you know what?

Your next bathroom will be your 100,000. We should celebrate this. And we should all the crowd. Yes. All right. Congratulations, Tom Steery of Eastside, Washington. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

A voicemail from Rachel in Wisconsin. I'm super, super sad about Kelsey and her divorce. I was wondering, though, is this the divorce that Ray has been teasing for months? Let us know. Thanks. So Ray Mundo, our audio producer, came to us months ago and said he knows of a divorce that's going to happen. And it's two famous people. And he sealed it in an envelope and wrote the date on it.

Now, Ray, is Kelsey and Morgan? That sealed secret divorce. In the sealed envelope, it is not Kelsey and Morgan. What? Wow. Really? That is all I've been wondering. Listen, I'm sorry for the couple.

I hope you find happiness. But ever since we've talked about this, like this was announced, I was like, this is finally Ray's going to open the envelope. We find out who it was him. He knew the secret. And now I'm like, oh. Well, so when do we open the envelope? Yeah, when do we just give up?

Well, you can't open it if we don't know. Because it hasn't been revealed. Well, yeah, Ray can't reveal. it like without them. Let's just open it and say the name sound like. Okay, let's say in a year. If it hadn't happened, do we open the envelope? Okay, fair enough. Today is September 7th. If September 7th of next year. But next year. Well, that's lunchbox. It's an idea. Okay. Stupid.

So, Ray, one year, if it's not, you have to let us know, okay? Yeah, and the date was March 15th, 22. So yeah, I mean, that's pretty much a year. But yeah, Scooby Steve signed it's right here. It wasn't it though. Okay, Lunchbox, I'm going to do you a favor. We'll do it the date on that. Yes. One year from the envelope. Okay. Ray, but are you worried that your couple is not divorcing now? No, I really do think they are. They've just kept it under wraps. I guess maybe they didn't make it legal right away, which is the reason. That's the only way you can get a divorce if you make it legal. That's what it is.

Otherwise, you just aren't roommates anymore. Maybe that's why they don't want it to come out. I mean, some of these other couples, you got to think they kept it secret for a certain amount of time. But I was honestly told that a very popular couple getting divorced, it was not them, though. Okay. Well, we will wait until March of next year. He's like, well, I mean, they still love each other, and they make sweet love, and they spend a lot of time together. But who knows? It may be divorced.

No, no, no, no, no. Okay, corny time. Amy, let's go. The morning corny! What's the best way to cook a crocodile? What's the best way? In a crock pot. Nice.

Of course it was. Yeah. That was the morning corning. Love it. Remember Friday tickets go on sell to my comedically inspirational show in Las Vegas. A.Viva, Las Vegas. It's Friday at 8 o'clock a.m. Vegas time, Pacific time. 8 o'clock, 10 a.m. Central. You want to come to Vegas? December 3rd is that show, but I'll be there. Comedically inspirational at the wind. We got this voicemail.

I am so here for blind karaoke. My suggestion is next time do boy band Blind Karaoke. That would be amazing. Thanks, guys. You're welcome, and you're welcome. It's time for Blind Karaoke Boy Band Edition. We have a will right here. Now, our returning champion is...

Abby. Happy. Happy, you won. I was waiting for you to stand up and say... Oh, I'm sorry. That was me. I won. By the way, happy birthday.

Thank you. It was earlier this week. And you went to Shania Twain. I saw on Vegas. That was awesome. It was amazing. There were dancing guys too. That's where you went immediately.

I'm sorry. She was amazing with her. Yes. All right, we rolled the dice and the first one up. We'll be Amy, Amy performing. We'll spin the wheel. There's a lot of songs. Um-bop is on there.

Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. If you don't know the words, you just have to keep going. Everybody got it? Yes. Let's spin that wheel. Give her imbop.

It's unbop. Don't forget. The lowest score will kick you, you'll get kicked out. And Amy lands on, I want you back from the Jackson 5. This is so good. Oh, gosh. Go. Oh, yeah, here we go.

Let's go. Give me your love, baby. Mm-hmm. Two, Jackson 5. Here we go. Oh, baby, give me your body. Give me your body. Has it started.

Will you point at me? And go. Oh, baby, give me one more chance. Tell me that you love me, baby. I just want to be your man Baby your pot Tell me that you love me I'm just

She's dancing now Yeah All right time Yeah there's a time where I got to be a vet Oh man And put it out of misery Yes thank you That one was very

I don't know that song Also I felt the thing was The thing was it was a love song Sing by Little Kids The Jackson 5 Yeah I mean Tito was a bit older He was the older brother. That's where I started to feel creepy.

But you did get the melody right. Oh, baby, and get me one more chance. You sang it every time. That's the only part I knew. But also then I thought, oh, they probably had a dance routine. They did, and you did your own. Thanks. Good job.

Okay, you guys, write your score down 1 through 10. By the way, this is blind karaoke. You don't, nobody sees words. Let's go. Go along with it. All right. Let me write down Amy's score. That's a pretty good performance, Amy.

I don't lie. You don't have to lie. For yours, in this ever is your best one. Ever? No way. Yeah. I agree with that. Hey, you've got some real stinkers. Okay, so I have set the bar very long.

You have, that's correct. Next up will be Lunchbox. How are you feeling over there, Mr. Boy Band? Oh, man, I'm feeling great, dude. Boy bands, let me tell you. These is my wheelhouse. These is my wheelhouse. Yeah, these bands are. Who's on your Mount Rushmore of Boy Band's Lunchbox?

Lunchbox, don't worry about the microphone. O-Town. Okay, cool. Thank you, by the way. Thank you for that. Yeah, you're welcome. I would say new kids on the block. I listen.

My brother and sister love them. So I heard that song, their songs a lot. And then I would go with... You need two more for Mount Rushmore. All for one. All for one, yeah. I swear, right.

Good job, yeah. Good one. And then one more? Boys to Men. Okay. There you have it. Yeah. That's a good one.

That's Mount Rushmore. Yeah. On this wheel, there's a lot of songs. Which were these would you like to have if you got to pick? Because I swear is up there. Oh, it is? And all or nothing from O-Town. And I'll make love to you from Boys to Men.

It's like he read the wheel. I swear to you, I didn't know this. You swear? Oh, you swear? That's pretty cool. I see what you did there. No, listen. When I looked at the wheel, I was like, I don't know any of those songs.

None of them? But then now I kind of know I swear. Is there any of them? Is that the one you want? That's what I want. All right, here we go. Let's spin it out. Give me, I swear.

When they're in that parking garage singing, come on, baby. Lunchbox gets everybody. Oh, that's a good one. Everybody. Back's your voice. Nick Carter and Joey Chazet? No. Okay, here we go.

And that's name? J.C. Chazet and he's in sync. Joey Fetone. Also an in sync. Okay, here we go. I know the other guy. Go ahead.

Kirkpatrick. Also an insink. Okay, take. Will you start that over? Who's in this band? What's the song called? Everybody. Are you ready to rock your body?

It hasn't started yet. Oh. Everybody. Oh, God, just doing everything. Ooh, back streets back. All right. Everybody. Here we go.

I'm shaking my body. Everybody. Get in your car and rock your body. Up, down, all around. Rock it all the way down to the ground. That's it. Go bad. Everybody.

Look at me. Everybody. Ooh, yeah. Please buy your tickets. Bobby's comedy. show. Las Vegas, December 3rd,

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It's a great job. Wow. Don't think you get a bonus point for promoting my show. Yeah, for sure. Good job. You do a lot of information in there. Pretty smart. Not your best

Lyrical performance Yeah, I just didn't know how to get to everybody I didn't know anything that Ryan did every second I like that he didn't know how to get there So he just did over and over Did he twerk in there? Was he working? It's more of a seizure

Okay You know what's like a lower body seizure Huh That was tough song guys Like a good workout It was good I thought you did a good job The passion was there

Yeah And you got the word everybody in He sure did A lot Rock. Is it Everybody rock your body Uh huh Everybody

Rock your body And that's all I know Right, yeah, that's basically the whole song. There he is, lunchbox. But they do say back streets, back. You nailed that part. Yeah. Yeah.

That was good. Was that this song? Yeah. Yes. All right. Mariyochi lunchbox. Nice job, buddy. Everybody vote for me.

Well, there's only three of us who can vote for you. All right, good? Yeah, yeah. Okay. We're going to come back. Abby. He's pumped out. He okay?

Abby and Eddie will perform. Although I do think Abby, since you're the champion, You can go last if you want or you can go first next segment. Which would you like? I'm going to go first. Okay. So Abby will come back. And if anybody beats Abby, 20 bucks are the winner.

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That would be amazing. Thanks, guys. You're welcome. Thank you. On our wheel. We have all these boy band songs. Amy had the Jackson 5. I want you back.

Lunchbox had Backstreet Boys. Everybody. Yeah. Abby, is our song that you'd prefer? As the champ, which one do you think you do the best? I think I'm a believer. I think that one. Okay, here we go.

Let's spin that wheel. Abby, you get. What is it? I want it that way. Okay. So for our listeners, here's that song. Good one, Ann. It is good.

Yeah. Feel comfortable with that one? I think so. Okay. Abby, you'll have until the chorus or we can't take it anymore. Which sometimes have to shut down lunchbox. I hope it's the chorus. Are you ready?

Go ahead. Yes. Yeah, my flowers low, the one desire, believe. When I say, stop. I want it that way. We're two worlds apart I can't reach to your heart When I say

I want it that way Tell me why he ain't nothing but a heartache Tell me why he ain't nothing but a mistake Tell me why I never want to hear you say I want it that way There she is, there she is. Wow. I thought you might go for the big note there and you didn't,

but is a good solid performance. That beginning was rough. That first chorus is all you get, so you might as well hit it. That first chorus is also the final. She knew all the words. Did she get all the words right? Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I was sleeping. That was impressive. That was a slow song. How are you supposed to make it? Bring some energy, girl. She was bouncing around. I mean, she was trying?

I'll tell you why. Okay. Not my song. Write your scores down, guys. Oh, man. Put down a Z for snores. That would be three Zs if you want. Oh, three ZZZ.

Last stop to close the show. I feel good about this. Your friend and mine. Dallas Cowboys Hat on Good luck Eddie Father of four Producer Eddie

There he is All right you got it You gotta do good Everybody's gonna go home This is good I mean I'm coming in with zero confidence Like zero Why?

I don't know No boy band songs Which one would you like though He's trying out like He's too cool for boy bands I swear Yeah Because of John Michael Montgomery

Like I would not know all for one Is it the same version It is Okay I mean that's really it I'm a believer maybe By the monkeys Yeah same version

His was first. John Michael? Yeah. I knew that. I knew that. I didn't know that. But it's different music, so I may not even put two and two together. You'll get two and two. It might equal five, but you'll get close.

But I have to land on it first. True. Ready? Come on. Let's spin the wheel. I swear, I'll dominate if it lands on, I swear. Okay. Here we go.

There it goes. Step by step, new kids on the block. No, I don't know that one. I don't know that one. New kids on the block, Eddie. Action. Little Joey McIntyre, Jordan. Oh, Marky Mark.

Mark's little brother, Donnie. Oh, hey. You know who we are? We're the new kids on the block, boy. I'm gonna get to you, girl. It's only one step at a time, step by step. Ooh, baby. Till I get to you girl.

Did I nail that? Oh, step by step. It's my left foot first, then my right foot second. Then I'm stepping to you, girl. You're the beautiful girl. I see on the streets my back street. See what I did? I'm a new kid on the block, and I'm looking at all the chicks.

And I see you, girl. So I'm going to get to you step by step. Ooh, baby. till I get to you girl Oh, I see you in those pretty blue eyes I'm gonna get to you girl Step by step by step Was I close at all?

Not really I mean, I thought a moment It kind of goes Step by step one Step and we'll have lots of fun Step two They do that Yeah, it's a whole part of it

It's the whole thing But you got pretty good If I would have gotten the right stuff I would have gotten that one. Or hanging tough. Ew. If the queen had an ad, she'd be king. All right, buddy.

All right, put your mic on the stand. Eddie? Amy. Yes. You're safe, girl. Congratulations. Fine. All right.

No, you are. Trust me. Total. Those two were bad. Ray, can you give me some thinking music, Ray? Can you give me some math music? Everyone was so different. I want to do my math here.

You guys can all just. You want to be quiet? Push up. One second? Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get a little hushing up here. Okay, here's score.

Here's A. Okay, I got Amy's score here. Lunchbox is score. Not a lot of adding there. Right, can you give me some sort of different kind of music? Hold on me, let me ask again. All right, right, can you give me some math, please? All right.

This is the music I'll let's see want to do math a lot of times. Oh, there is. Really? Got Amy score. Carry the nine. Okay. Okay. Lunchbox.

Yeah, carry the 20. Wow. this, Lunchmarks and Amy, as I've added up, their two scores are tied. What? Wow. It's that low? They are tied. Tied up top. Let's see Abby.

Oh, man. I'm not feeling good. I'm not feeling good. Eddie. That's it. If we died, you didn't know. Oh, my gosh. Dude, you took no time adding my score up.

Yeah, it's very easy. It's crazy to do. There was no carrying the one, Eddie. It's pretty easy to do. Okay. I'll say this. Amy and Lunchbox are tied. Woo!

That doesn't mean anything. You guys hang up. Hey, Abby, you got a total of 19 points. That's high. It's pretty high. 19? She knew all the words, guys. Yeah, that's true.

She got a total of 19. I mean, it is blind karaoke and you proved you knew the words. It's pretty good. 19 points, way. Why is that so shocking to you? Guys, that was... Three sixes is 18, so it's not that high. It'd be a seven and two sexes.

Okay, but I mean, I just figure when you fall asleep that you would not give it... Okay. Like, did you not find... Honestly, was that not a boring performance compared to everybody else? But she knew the words, and I thought she's taking a bigger chance at the end, honestly. But, you know, what do I know? No risk. What do you know?

What do I know? Except I work in the breakdown out of four. Okay. Eddie. Yeah. You have a score of 17. So you did not win. Oh.

Oh, my gosh. Is there going to be a sing-off? Oh, my sing-off. We will. Oh, yeah. So let's go, Amy. Abby has 19. Eddie has 17.

Lunchbox and Amy are tied. Yeah. At 16. Oh, yeah. It's a single. You're last place. We need to compete for last. Somebody's got to be the loser.

Yeah, we gotta sing it off. Yeah. Well, Flickon, lunchbox call it. Oh, what a boring way to handle it. Oh. Hens! Tails. Okay, you said head, set tails, it is tails.

Yes! Oh! I swear! Abby are a pizza's champion! Nice going, Abby. Thank you. Don't forget on Friday, tickets go on sale, comedically inspirational. It's my show in Las Vegas, at the win.

December 3rd. Tickets go on sale Friday. The show will be December 3rd, which is a Saturday night. All right, let's do the news. Bobby's Big. Stories. The post office is saying mailboxes, randomly, will have dryer sheets in them. And they're like, if you guys see this, oh, I don't want to say.

what do you think's happening? Ooh. If you know, don't say, because I'll kill the bit. What do you think's happening? Dryer sheets in the mailbox. Oh. Swingers. Got to be.

Okay, so if you have one in your mailbox saying, hey. You see it. Just come on in. Yep. Come on. Get you swing on. Interesting. That's a sign.

Like, swingers are supposed to drive through the neighborhood. And if you find a dryer sheet, means I'm ready in the back. Okay. Well, that's not what swinging is. I'm ready in the back. You have check all the mailboxes. So, Swinger, what I saw on TikTok is they have pineapples. They turn their pineapples up.

I've seen that. I've seen that, too, but this is a new one. Or tied boxes? I don't know about that one. Eddie? Yeah, I'm thinking it has something to do with money laundering. Code. Laundry.

So you put dirty money in your mailbox and it has a dryer sheet in it, you can clean it. So the post office is saying that postmen or postwomen are leaving drier sheets in the mailbox to avoid wasps and yellow jackets. Like, they're actually doing it. It's not a scam at all. So if you see one, don't think someone's coming. I kill you. Gotcha. Yeah.

Well, and what we could do to help them out is go ahead and put them in there. So that way it keeps them from attacking them. The Senate dryer sheets can be used as a preventative measure to help keep those bugs away and keep the wasps and the yellow jackets. But when I saw it too, I thought it was some scam. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I didn't go swingers. I mean, I never got to swingers ever. I think the top ten things wouldn't have been swingers.

Next up, a pilot threatens to turn around after a passenger airdrops nudes to the entire plane. Love that. The pilot of a Southwest Airlines flight threatened to cancel takeoff after someone on the plane sent a naked photograph to other passengers. The incident involving Apple's airdrop happened on a flight from Houston to Cabo in Mexico. Quote, here's the deal. If this continues while we're on the ground, I'm going to have to pull back to the gate. Everybody's going to get off and we're going to get security involved and vacation is going to be ruined. That's what the pilot says. So you folks, whatever that air drop thing is, quit sending naked pictures and let's get you to Cabo.

That's from ABC 13 News. I got an air drop picture. And so did Caitlin on a plane. A dirty one? We didn't open it. But you can see a preview. We didn't. Because you don't see a preview if it's from,

if you don't have your settings to see a preview. Okay, all right. It said something like Clark 1-1 would like to send you this air drop. Clock 1-1 for sure is dirty. And so Caitlin shows me her phone and she goes, should I accept it? I'm like, no. And then I got it and I wanted to accept it. I just didn't want to see like a naked dude.

and then I'm like, oh, that's me. Okay. I don't want to feel sad. It ruined your vacation. Yeah, but me, I wanted to look and see. But I didn't, we didn't. But we got hit with the air drop too on a plane. Wow.

I know, that's weirdos. A nightclub wants to ban staring without verbal consent of the other people. Okay, how do you do that? This is the stupidest thing ever. A nightclub is hoping to implement a policy that bans individuals from staring at each other

without prior consent from the person being stared at. Club 77 Post on its website It's considered harassment To stare at someone without their consent And that law enforcement may be called If patrons engage in that behavior Lunchbox, do you go to this club?

No, never in my life How is the chick supposed to know, hey, I'm into your You walk up and say, hey, how's it going on lunch How am I supposed to know Like, hey, that girl's digging my chili Like she's staring at me from across the bar Did girls ever just stare at you?

All the time. Still? Yes. It happens. This is the day And how can you remember I was, you were staring at them. You're out of the club.

No, I was just looking for my friend across the dancewalk. That's true. I was trying to see if they're over there. I don't know if they're not. I don't enforceable it's going to be. I mean. But that's what Fox News. And next story, Club 77 closes.

But because people just go there to stare? No, because they go bankrupt. No one goes there anymore. I don't know if I were going to clubs and the club I wanted to go to said no staring. I don't know that I would go. Sounds like the lamest club ever. University of Chicago researchers and other estimated doctors, according to this, would need more than 27 hours in a day.

to give all their patients adequate care. That's scary. Dang. Uh-oh. I don't like that. That's not good. Yeah, we're just getting like the quick version. We're getting, okay, I'm going to guess this slap, go on to the next room.

And there's like people in every room when you go to the doctor. One doctor's making all around. So you get like six or seven rooms. There's somebody waiting in every room and that doctor's bouncing around all of them. That's why you're there for so long. And I don't know whose fault it is. But as it says here, doctors don't have enough time in the day to do their job. So that's for the daily mail.

But it also doesn't make me feel good about the health care. I already think our health care system is terrible, right? Just in general, the fact that we're one of the only countries in the world that doesn't have the health care paid for. That blows my mind. And there are people that can't even before their prescriptions. That's literally happening in our country where people don't go to the doctor because they know they can't afford the bill or the medicine that the doctor gives them. And then they die. And then they die because of it.

So here we are supposed to be in an advanced country. and we don't have our health care paid for. It is bizarre. Now you can go, well, no, I like the privatization of medicine. It's only because you grew up that way. And it's what we've always had. It's bonkers to me that people die and don't get their medicine because they can't afford it. That's not something you should have to afford.

That's not like I'm really going to work hard on one day. I can afford medicine. No, that should be a part of living in this country. The richest country in the world. We can't even take care of our own people. Anyway. Anyway, hey, I'll get off my soapbox. Good point, though.

Holy crap. And I say I get so mad about it because that was me as a kid and as a young adult. We never went to the doctor. We can afford the medicine. Never. And anybody that grew up like I grew up, that's the struggle. You got to pay your bills before you even think. I never went to the dentist until my 20s.

So, yeah. Whatever you want to say about me, I'll take it. But there is no reason people should be scared to go to the doctor because they cannot afford the medicine or the doctor bill. It blows my mind. A little girl in Germany has legally changed her name from Alexa because, well, Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I get it. And I'm like, oh, you know, I don't know. Maybe she's six. Maybe she'll, but no, Alexa, that's a bad one. It's never going to change. Yeah. Just unfortunate. And then finally, a new reason to freak out. UV light from your phone, computer and TV is giving your wrinkles and accelerating your aging.

That's from your tech alert. He just closed his computer down. You mean you're going to not talk to your friends from high school for 10 minutes this morning when you pulled your computer down? That's right. I'm off Facebook for a couple minutes. I mean, he was mid-conversation with an old friend right now. That's all he does. Wow. He's not a little chat in Facebook and talks to like his buddies from third period.

Too much screen time is a link to obesity and psychological problems. And now cellular functions and the blue light emitted by these also can affect your wrinkles. and make you look older than you really are. Huh. That's not good for you. You're always on your side. Yeah, but here's what is good for me. I wear big dark drum glasses.

You can't even see how old I am. Good point. And it protects your... Yeah, and protects my eyeballs. And a lot of the aging happen is around the eyes. The old crow's nest, where they call that? Crow's feet. Oh, yeah, because your glasses probably block the sun.

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I'm co-hosting with Hoda. And they said pick anybody you want. And they just said pick whoever you want. I have two people and you were one of them. So here we go. I don't even know how they told you because I didn't call you or anything. I was just like, I want Tierra to come. Can you please let her know?

Yeah. So my manager told me and there's a video of it, but it's really embarrassing because I'm just like a bad reactor. There's a video of it. How come we don't have that? Because it's bad. I would love it if you're like, cool. and then she just walked that would be even better than like an emotional response no i did not do that i do like

this weird like dance when she told me and it's like it's not a normal reaction at all but i was very excited and very thankful what kind of dance i was like shaking my booty i do that same reaction yeah same same so tiara's here and i wanted to play before we talk anymore because again she's been on this show we did an hour on the bobby cast i had her come out and open some shows for me because i and she was better than me. Everybody I was talking about, they were like, yeah, you were fine, but Tierra stole the show. So, Tierra, what are you going to play first? So I'm going to play my current single.

I wrote this about my husband, and I just kind of sat down and started talking about all the things I love about him, and we put it into a song. What's it called? It's called Founded in You. So you grew up near or actually in Birmingham? So I grew up in a suburb called Gardendale, but like Birmingham, as well. what everybody knows, so that's just what I say. And so, Amy, back in

2015, and I didn't know this, but she reminded me of this way later, or maybe Mike did. We did a thing where people send in videos. Why did you send in video again? What was the contest? It was to sing a better man, I think. So you were like picking the best person to sing that song, and then they would come on the show

and sing it. Okay, so in 2015, she sent a video from home in Birmingham of her singing Girl Crush. Here you go. Hey, y'all, my name's Tierra, and this is my cover of Girl Crush by Little Big Town, and this is for the Bobby Bowling Show, so I hope you'll like it. I got a girl crush. I mean, you sound like a kid.

I do. I sound like a baby. Yeah, you sound like, I mean, you were a kid. It's a little embarrassing. But who knew? We've been on this journey together the whole time. I know. It's super cool.

Well, I tell you this all the time. Tell you this all the time, but it's so true. Like, being on your show was right next to playing at the... Opry. And so, you know, it's really cool, like, listening to that and thinking of where I am now, like, that girl would have just lost her mind. Well, that girl's awesome. And you're awesome. And so I'm super excited. They allowed me to go, who do you believe in? Because that's what they did. They said, who do you believe in? And they can come play the Today Show. And I said, you were the, you're it. You're it. I tell you that all the time. Any opportunity I get to go, it's you.

I like to do that. Do you have a mentor? Nicole Galleon, my public. publisher has been really great to me. Even before she signed me, just helping me throughout my career and like, you know, any questions I have, she's always been great. And then Carly Pierce and Kelsey Ballerini and Jimmy Allen, those three have just been really, really sweet to me and, you know, just helping me whenever I can. And they always pick up the phone. I have the same mentors. Exactly. All four. Yeah. Nicole, fun fact. she's the other person I'm bringing. I know.

It's so exciting. And it wasn't on purpose. And I was telling her, I was like, I didn't even think about the fact that professionally you guys work together in that capacity. Yeah. Yeah, that's so exciting. Well, so later this morning, our show ends here at 10 Central. And then from 10 to 11, wherever you are, that's the hour that I'll be co-hosting the Today Show with Hoda. And today, Tierra will be on so you can watch her.

What song are you going to do live? I'm going to play Founded in You. The one you just did? Yes. Let's hear it again. No, I'm just kidding. Do you have, so what's up? You have any new music coming out?

I do, and I'm so pumped. So I've been playing, I've been playing some new songs out at, you know, these festivals and shows that I've been doing. And there's this one song called Alava Nights that people have just been asking for. And so I'm really excited to be releasing that on September 23rd. So it's not up yet. It's not, but you can pre-save it now. Yeah, you know, I'm going on saving it when it comes out, but I think that's cool for other people to remember. Like, I'm a real save it the day, you know?

I got you. I got you. Look, I'm a big fan. I've said it a hundred times. I'm excited about today. I'll get to go and you're going to crush it. It makes me look so smart. Oh, it's going to be fun. Thanks for me. They're going to be like, Bobby, you brought this. She's awesome. I'm going to be like, I know, I told you. So super cool. I'm texting all my Alabama cousins right now to pre-save that song. Yes, do it. We're going to feel it. We spent every summer watching the Birmingham fireworks on 4th of July with Lee Greenwood singing. Yeah. All right. There you go. Final question, because you're better of me than everything you do. What is on your Apple radio show? What do you do over there? Oh, so I get to play my friend's music, which is really fun and just like people that I love. But I also play my music, you know. I do that too sometimes, but I get in trouble for doing that where you probably get to openly do it.

Yeah, I mean, I've had like three songs in my show in one episode. Okay. Sorry about it. I like that. I like that. Okay, listen, everybody, I hope you support Tierra Kennedy. Go to Tierra Music on Instagram and Twitter. Today, she will be on the Today Show with me as soon as this show is over.

she's already going to be there but I will head right over and it's just so cool you're so good I tell you that all the time sometimes I'm like do I tell her too much that she's so good I never get tired of it thank you so I'll see you later on what is your name by the way

Brandon Brandon you're your harmonies A plus well thank you very much they were it's like you're like and like you're big strong guy I usually try to sing higher than her yeah that was my impression she's kind of hard

killing it All right, at Tierra Music, Tierra, I'll see it a little bit. Yeah. Great job as usual. There she has Tierra. My mind is blown that you can take the learner's permit test at home now. Isn't that crazy? How does everybody not cheat?

Well, because they have to be. They make you swear? Okay, if you promise to God. But, like, my daughter has to take it, but I have to be her proctor. And they, the Tennessee, you know, drivers, whatever made me get on their app and, like, verify my face three different ways, and then I get to administer the test to her. It's bonkers. So if she ends up cheating, what do they do? Cut your face or what? Oh. Oh. Oh. I don't know. But I started a thing. Oh, man. That's good. Yes, maybe like, hey, don't mess up or don't let your kid cheat because then...

You know most people are helping their kids. Absolutely. 100%. But then, but that doesn't do you any favors because you want your child to be safe on the road. No, you want your child to go run errands for you and start driving. I mean, that's going to help. Go to the grocery store. Sure. Yeah, a learner's permit, though, you can't do it by themselves. Oh, that's true. You have to go with them. That's a license.

Good point. But still, though, I think parents probably help their kids in this situation. Nope, not me. I'm going to be a good proctor. I'll buy the book. Wait, you're teaching your daughter to drive? Oh, God. We're done.

No. I don't think she's teaching her. She's making sure she doesn't cheat on the test. She's in driver's ed, but then the actual test can be taken at home. But I had to, like, you had to draw, listen, like the app pulled up this thing with three dots on it and you had to take your nose with the app or your eyeballs and like connect all the dots. It took me four or five tries to get it right. And it was very, very difficult. But then I thought, oh, they for sure are hacking all of my facial features.

And now I'm... It's not even a real thing. It's a Russian app. Yes. No, it's crazy. So do you have to learn the rules again? Because this would be a great thing for you. No, she takes the test online and they grade her. I just have to. be the person in charge. Amy, question one, which of the following is a dangerous habit when driving in work zones? One, failing to carefully watch for workers and moving equipment. Yeah. Two, tailgating another vehicle.

Okay. Or three, both of the above. Both of the above would be dangerous. Good. That's an easy one. Correct. That's a good one. Yes, correct.

If you want to enter the freeway, but you don't see a gap in traffic, you should. If you want to what? Excuse me? Enter the freeway. Okay. You should A, maintain your speed. Oh, I hate it during freeways. And hopefully other drivers create a gap.

I know. That's what I say every time. Slow down on the ramp and wait for a gap. Or stop at the end of a ramp and wait for a gap. You don't stop because that could cause an issue. But honestly, I probably need to know the right thing to do because I struggle entering the freeway. I think it's that you just speed up and but you sometimes like to slow.

Pray. Pray to God. Say the options again, speed up. If you want it into the freeway, but you don't see a gap in traffic. You should A, maintain your speed and hopefully the other drivers will create a gap. Okay. Slow down on the ramp and wait for a gap or stop at the end of the ramp and wait for a gap. B, you slow down, you don't stop, but you slow down to ease your way in.

How do you guys feel about that? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's good. Okay. That's correct. Okay. Took you a long time to get there, but. I know, because I just felt.

There was already a wreck. You had three accidents. That's why you're thinking about it. Yeah. Okay, one final question. You must yield the ride away to an emergency vehicle that is using its siren and flashing lights by driving as closely to the right edge of the road as possible and stopping. Moving into the right lane and driving slowly until it has passed or stopping immediately, even if you're within an intersection. You go to the right and you stop.

So you're going to pick driving. closely to the right edge and then stop. A. Yes. Okay, anyone want to pick anything else? Nope. Nope. Okay.

Amy hit it. You crushed it. I mean... Wow. So she knows the rules. She just doesn't know how to execute the rules. If I see an emergency vehicle, I go to the right and I stop. All of those things I do.

She jumps in the right seat from the driver's side. Do you guys also like speed up and follow it when it passes you? 100%. And they get his phone out to record it and call 911. Yes. All right. Well, good luck with that. Let us know how she does.

A lot of things. things happening over there. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Pennsylvania. A 47-year-old woman was mad and her ex-boyfriend, so she showed up to the car dealership where he's at, walks in

and pulls his shotgun on him. And they talk her down, and they walk outside, and his car is on fire. She had found a witchcraft book, taking pages out of it, threw it in the car, and burn it up, hoping he would get a spell. Wow. There's a lot to that story.

Yeah. Different layers. It's like that Carrie Underwood song a little bit. Yeah, except witchcraft with witchcraft. It's like before he cheats with witchcraft. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. This is very cool. Eddie and his wife just celebrated their 17th wedding anniversary. Yeah. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Wow, dude. That is crazy.

It really, like, time, I would say time flies, but it's really felt like 30 years. Like, you know, like marriage is crazy. But, like, we've had so many changes. in our marriage, like, you know, with our addition to our two new kids and all that. Like, I think, I look back and like, it's crazy. We look at each other. Like, we've been married for 17 years, but it's felt like a lifetime, like super, super long lifetime.

You've been married for over half of my life. Oh. Yeah. So anyway. Wow. Yeah, look at that. What did you guys do? I mean, 17's a weird number.

It's a long, cool number. Sure. But, I mean, it's not like 20 or 30. Did you guys do anything special? No, I mean, not really. We, I don't know. We kind of just, all we did was the kids went to school, so we got to go spend time. We went kayaking on a river.

And we spent time. That's awesome. Yeah, it was good. And it was a lone time and we had a really good time. But at the end, we're just like, all right, get back to normal life. We've got to pick up the kids and we got to do dinner. And we did Japanese food. And then I made Hawaiian cocktails because when we got married 17 years ago, we got married in Hawaii.

That's also very cool. So you said nothing, but it sounds like a lot. But I mean, you know, you want to do like all this stuff. Like maybe a staycation. I think that was excellent. Cool. At 20 years. Maybe you do that.

Start planning now. The fact that you made the cocktail, you went kayaking. That's amazing. Yeah, it was fun. 17 years, bro. Pretty crazy, man. Yeah. That number.

17. Mark Grace. Well, look at that. You've been married the same amount that Mark Grace worn his jersey. Interesting. I don't know how to put that together. You shouldn't. You shouldn't.

That's just what I think about. All right, that's it. We're out. I'm going to go hop on the Today show and do that for another hour. Please watch today. I'll be on today. I think Danny DeVito is on today. Oh, that's awesome.

That's so cool. And tomorrow, Derek Jeter. Crazy. So jealous. He starts to get mad. That's not cool. Thank you all. We will see you tomorrow.

I'm going to the today show to do that show now. And what is this life? And I'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician,

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