The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full Show) Why Is Bobby About To Break Soon? + Eddie's Life Change + Lunchbox's Updated NCIS Review

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Find out why Bobby feels like he's about to break soon and nothing is working. Then, Eddie made a life change that he said is helping him wake up more peacefully! Plus, Lunchbox lost a game and now he has to watch every 'NCIS: Sydney' episode. He's not a fan, but he watched episode 5 and shared his review!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, let's go around the room. His hobbies include golf and fishing. Sadly, his team isn't going to the Super Bowl like he was wishing. It's Eddie, everybody. La, la, la. Every time, the cowboys have to make it in there. Hey, guys, so I told you I went to the Memphis Zoo last weekend. Man, I was a hit with the people there.

What do you mean you were a hit? So, like, you know, a bunch of people there at the zoo watching the animals. And for me, that was my opportunity to make funny jokes while we're looking at the animals. And so here's one. I recorded them. When are you going to do your payoff? I'm glad you did this. This is kind of the warm up for that.

Okay, it's the warm up, but it's not a substitution. Yeah. Yeah, like listen to this one. We're watching the lions, and a lion starts to roar, and I hit him with a good one. Guys, the movie's about to start. I knew you were going to say that. Only one kid laugh. That's funny, though.

I thought it was a great way. That's what I would have said, too. That's a good one. Okay, and then we're... Do you guys get it? Yeah, I get it, but he said he was a hit. Hey, one kid laughed. That's one kid who feels more joy than he did before Eddie said that.

Actually, after I said it, one of the parents just grabbed their kid and walked away. All right, you get another one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were watching the owls in an exhibit. Check this one out. Do you see it? Who? Do you see it?

Who? Oh, my dog. What's in the dog? That was a good one, dude. It's Dad Central. Was that, like, a leader leading a tour, or was another dad talking to them? No, that's my son. What?

That's my 16-year-old. Yeah, in his voice crazy. Hold on, go back. I'm going to go back. I saw him like three weeks ago. I know, dude, that's his voice. Do you see it? Oh, I did see it.

Who? You see it? Who? He said dad. He said dad. Look at the owl. And I'm like, oh, where? He's like, do you see it? Who? Yeah, you crushed, dude. That's a good one. That's a good set. That's a good set. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Any more? Is that it? I got another one. I got another one. Take this one out. The herpetarium. I don't want to go there. Stay away from that place. It's like where the snakes are. I didn't know it's called a herpetarium.

But it looks like herpes. When are you going to do your payment? We have to go into a... Probably today. Probably today. I'll go into a coffee shop. Is that what you want? We'll have it for tomorrow show maybe.

I got my jokes ready. They're better than those. Trust me. I don't know how they can be. All right, moving on. During blind karaoke, he has trouble singing on key, but his passion and energy just can't be beat. It's lunch, Bob.

Bobby, I need a favor. Uh-oh. I need a minute to recruit some chicks from my co-ed soccer team because we are on full-on desperation mode. So I need to put the... Amy. Amy? Amy, you answer?

Hey, no place. They get Morgan. I mean, it's better. You guys can just stand there and get in the way at some point. Like, I mean, I'm putting an APB out there because. So what do you need? You just need girls to play? Yeah, girls that can play on Wednesday nights.

That's when our co-ed team plays. And here's the problem. We have like four girls on the team. And two make it regularly. So they have to play the whole game. And one always says, I'm in. I'm in. And then the day of the game, like an hour before is like,

oh, actually, I can't make it. And it's like every single. week. Hate that. And so you play down a person or you have to just, like when people are leaving, you're like, hey, can you play on our team? Can't just have one of your guys identify as a girl? What are they going to do?

Kick it out? Nope. Oh, that's so smart. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that. Then you assume. Right. And then you know, you got girls on the team.

They're trying to get pregnant. So it's like, you know, they could be out. They're trying to get pregnant? Yeah. Like, they're like, this is a wild, wild league. And so, I mean, any girls out there that know how to play soccer, like, not someone that just wants to hang out as a celebrity. Like, actually.

me. Oh, got it. It's your chance to play with me as a celebrity. And if you can actually play soccer, it would be great. Just hit me on the DMs. That just feels dirty. Every part of that feels dirty, but okay. Yeah, hit me on the Insta DMs.

Yeah, no one says that, though. What do you say? You're good. You're good. She gave us an update on her acting career. She says she wants to take improv and do more auditions this year. It's Amy. So scrolling through Instagram, and I saw this video pop up of Adam Grant sharing 19 words

that will help your employees become more receptive to feedback. Should I know who Adam Grant is? Oh, gosh, I feel like... He's not famous, though, right? I follow him. Yeah, yeah. I feel like he... Wasn't they? He is?

Yeah. Okay, so we don't know them. Got it. Let me... I didn't know if it's like a famous actor who you see all the time, but you don't quite know his name. Oh, Adam Grant?

Yeah. He's an American author and professor. So we don't know... Right, 2.3 million followers on Instagram. Okay, well, they're like... A famous fan models that have that. A famous professor? Wow.

I'm looking at him. Anyway, I don't know who this is. I'm sure he's awesome. Go ahead. Yeah. My favorite experiment shows that you can say 19 words and people become dramatically more receptive to what you're about to deliver. I'm giving you these comments

because I have very high expectations and I'm confident you can reach them. Boom. That's what we have to say I'm giving you this? These comments because I have very high expectations and I'm confident you can reach them and that way the person doesn't feel like attacked or like they're doing a bad job,

but it's a way you can give feedback to them. Well, then I guess you don't say that. Well, maybe you do this is like... I'm confident that if you don't get better, you will get fired. There you go. That makes more sense. I don't know. I just thought it was interesting that.

I mean, they did a lot of research around those specific 19 words in that sentence. And that it was pretty powerful in getting employees to respond differently. What is it again? I'm giving you these comments because I have very high expectations and I'm confident you can reach them. What if I'm like a mildly confident that you can reach them? How do you give us feedback? That was good. Sometimes he doesn't.

No, no. Feedback. Like, we need to, you need to do this. Clearly, this is for when you're giving a comment. You need to do this better. I need more from you here. Are you confident we could do it? Nope. Oh. Not at all. Do you have very high expectations of us? Not really.

Okay. Well, all right. Some more than others. All right, Ray, go ahead. From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. His hobbies include video games, sports, and working out. And he does them daily without a doubt. Bobby Bones. So something I did not expect to get so much traction on social media was this song, and everybody sings it differently, and there may be even one right version, but I knew it as a kid, and I saw like an old group from the 80s singing it on TikTok, and it goes, hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife and two kids and I work at a button factory. One day, my boss said, Joe, are you busy? I said, no. He said, turn this button with your right hand. And then as a kid, you do your right hand. So then you're turning it. And then you do the next one. And you do it at the same song again.

Turn this button with your left hand. You sing the whole thing again. Turn with your left foot. It's like a kid warm up song. And when I saw it, I was like, wow, that takes me back to like, we just sing this crap. I sang it on Instagram. And I've never seen so many people passionate about me messing up the words to a song

that I didn't even know it was a real song. But you're stupid. You messed up the word. It's three kids. I was just saying something from my childhood. But does anybody here know that song? No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. heard it? Yeah, but how you said it, like, sounds correct to me. Like, that would be the way that I would say it. Um, okay, so I'm looking at a sign called sing up. It says, hi, my name is

Joe and I work in a button factory. One day, my boss came up to me and said, Joe, I said, yo. See, it's different. I'm sure, yeah, maybe regionally. He says, you busy? I said, no. He said, push this button with your right hand. And I mean, I think you there are listeners out there I haven't heard that song of forever. Scooby, did you know that one? No, no, no, no, no. I saw your video, and I thought, he's straight up making this entire thing up.

No, then I had my wife learn it and sing it back to me, and then she got annoyed where it's like, hi, my name is Joe. I got a wife and two kids and I work at a button factory. She goes, hi, my name is Joe. I went to college, got a better job, I quit. That's how she ended in the video because she was tired of it. But, okay, you guys don't know Joe then. No, man, no.

Hi, my name is Joe. And what was the problem? I have three kids. No, no, no. It's just saying many, many, different ways. And I'm sure there's one right way, but every listener was telling me their version of it. They're passionate about that. Yeah, but it's a song that a lot of people sang.

Where? Not in Texas. Wasn't it a nursery rhyme? Like, I feel like it was a nursery rhyme that some people in the Midwest did. Because that's why I know it. But it was for kids to like learn, like a hand-eye coordination. Yeah, tune in Tokyo. What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Hi. The body's doing, Amy. The kids are right. Yeah, I was looking.

Okay, well, if you guys don't know it, then I won't talk about it anymore. I bet there are a lot of listeners. You can still talk about it? No, I'm good. I got a wife of two kids and I work at a button factory. One day, my boss said, Joe, are you busy? I said, no. He said, turn this button with your right hand.

And I remember thinking, why is it all that going to be a dude? That's sexist, even as a kid. Oh, wow. You were ahead of your time, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was feminist before it was even cool. Wow, look at you. Let's open up the mailbag.

You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm getting married late this spring. I'm having my bachelor party in March. My fiance asked that I invite her dad to it. Huh? She said it would mean a lot to her and to him.

Her dad's awesome, but I worry it's going to kill the vibe of the typical bachelor party events. I agreed since it meant so much to her. So as of now, we're just planning on golfing and a nice dinner and a couple drinks. However, my best man and some other guys told me I should have two bachelor parties. And at the following week, we should have the crazy drunken one. This way I can spend one with my soon-to-be father-in-law and still have the bachelor party that I want. Something tells me my wife wouldn't be happy about this.

How can I present it? So it just doesn't seem like I'm itching to have a typical crazy bachelor party. What's the good idea? What's the bad idea? Signed, Bryce, the Bachelor. If you want to have a bachelor party where you just go hard, you should have a bachelor party where you go hard. you should have a bachelor party where you go hard and don't invite the dad

but don't call it a bachelor party it's like we're going out it doesn't have to be that but if she wants you to invite her dad you have to maybe it's an early early part of the night and tell your boys shut up

we're not doing anything else and you all drive home and then you all right guys you know you need to drive home but I know what I mean my mom and my mother-in-law came to my bachelor at party

and the night was like in two halves they were at the early part but they did some of the weiner stuff at your party because my friend Jill had pin the pin the winger pin the peepie on the thing and that was awkward and then offered my mother-in-law

ice cubes shaped like that too but it was still fun and then they left and we all went out so that can happen it was you know same night but you just divide it up I think that's absolutely fair depending on if her dad is the one that was like I really want to calm right but guys what if they're going somewhere

what if his trip to like oh it didn't sound like that because he would have said that I'm like making that because he said he didn't say that It sounds like it's just a night He's got to find out if her dad really wants to go to this. If it's her idea that her dad come, there will be no problem with you even saying, hey, you should come to the first half of the bachelor party.

Yeah. Right. If he's like, I really would like to come, then you got to hide and tell him it's over and then go do your own thing. He also like to kind of party. Is he trying to be young? That's still.

Hey, maybe. My father-in-law came to my bachelor party. And? It's awesome. Yeah. But Bobby doesn't do the things that most guys. He did. Yeah.

He did? Yeah. We played that we had the Budwalton Arena in Arkansas, the Razorbacks play. We had that and he came to that. And then we played golf and he came to that. Oh, yeah. He did come to that. Yeah, he came to whatever he wanted.

I was like, you're welcome. That was so awesome. Your friends don't even remember he was there. No, he just blended in. That's what I mean. He was doing keg-dust like everybody else. He wasn't like a big deal. He rode the bull?

There were no kegsmen. There were no. But I would be what some people consider lame. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, not. I mean, some people. Sure, sure. Actually, I went to bed at my bachelor party

and they all went out. Well, how about we use the word tame? Yeah, yeah. Lame. Lame. You mean lame, maybe. Tame. I'm thinking about how you would sneak off and leave your father-in-law, but my guy snuck off and left me. They did. Yeah. And then like, Eddie couldn't find his wallet. Yeah, no, that's morning. He's like, we're trying to fly back home. He's like, where's my wallet? We have to, like, track down an Uber driver. And I was like, wait, you guys went out? You went to sleep, man. Yeah, what are both to do? Yeah. Anyway.

You can handle this. Find out if the dad wanted to go. And if it's the daughter's idea, the dad will totally be cool with. Hey, you should come to the first half of the bachelor party. Yeah. If not, and he did want to come, that's the whole bachelor party. Wink, wink, and then you and your boys go out after that. There you go.

Easy peasy. We got your email and we read by the clothes. Bobby's Mel back. The top daily decisions we struggle with. Every day, basically, we have to make these decisions. This is from SWNS. What do you think makes the list? What to wear?

what to wear definitely comes in at number four on the list. 37% of people say that is the number one thing. They have to do every single day that's annoying to them. It is for me. It's one of those that I hate. I lay my clothes out at night now most of the time. Unless I have to do something in front of people on camera, then I have my wife do it to make sure I don't mismatch the colors

because I've struggled with colors. What to eat. Yeah, what's for dinner. Number one. What to eat. A lot of people have trouble deciding on any given day. Whether or not to work out. What to watch.

What to watch is at number two. That's good lunch, boys. So one is eat. Two is watch. That's me in a nutshell. Four is what to wear. Your stuff's all the same every day. Oh, one and two.

Oh, got it. I'm saying what to watch and what to eat. Those are my two struggles. What did you say, Amy, yours wise? Oh, like whether or not to work out or not. I don't think that's top ten. Oh, to go to work or not. That's good.

Calling sick or not? Yeah, calling sick. Take a day. I'm not really sure that that that's a comment. That's not a decision. Every day you have to talk yourself about calling in. Get gas. Social related decisions.

Like, do you want to grab a drink with a friend? Is it number 10? Oh. Or do you want to do something social? Yeah. Number nine, personal hygiene. There are times, hold on, there are times where I'm like, I don't need to shower. I didn't do anything.

And I'm not going to see anybody. You should shower. Yeah. But if I'm not going to see anybody, I didn't do anything. Yeah, what's the point? And if my, I'm not stinky, my wife's not there. Who cares? It's not about.

Yeah. It does. I like to be clean around people. I'm good sometimes. But I do have to, I do that decision. How to organize your day. Number eight, my day's already organized. I've gotten, that's a system.

So I got that down. Number seven, whether spending money on something is worth it. Like there's one thing you want, but you're like, I don't know if I should get this or not. Number six, your morning routine and what order to do stuff in. Oh, that's easy. I didn't think about that. Yeah, you walk straight to the toilet. Yeah.

Then brush your tea, then go eat breakfast. No, I turn the water on before I go to the toilet. What? The hot water. Oh. By the time I'm done with the toilet, it's. hot. For the shower?

Yeah. Why don't you just pee in the shower, man? I don't take a shower in the morning. You don't take a shower in the morning? Man, it sounds like you need to take more showers. I take one every afternoon. Oh, okay. Yeah, you know what?

I don't even... Unless you're alone. If I work out, I'm taking a shower. Okay, yeah. Yeah, because even the dogs won't come around me. You're all training, so like... I know. Well, I take...

Mostly I take showers. Okay. What to buy the store. What's What to Wear? Number three, decisions related to a hobby you have. Oh, yeah. Oh, like... working out.

Like college soccer. I hate. I hate exercise. It's the worst. I hate working out. And we do it. I do it three, four times a week.

You have accountability. Like, you don't have to decide because you have people that are showing up relying on you. That helps. Do you consider pickleball working out?

I easily can cancel on them though. Yeah, but you wouldn't. But I set it up to begin with. But we would tell you, hey, man, don't cancel.

Let's do this. No, you wouldn't. Now you're right. You'd be like, awesome. yes. Thank God. Yeah,

yeah, if I can do it. but it's in winter. Right. I'm just saying, like, so do you hate that? No, I like competing. I hate exercising for the sake of exercising. Got it.

Running, lifting, jumping, smiling. Like the guy we work out with, he was like, you guys aren't having fun. We're like,

no, this isn't fun. Two is TV, number one is what to eat. Our TV struggle is, okay, what show are we going to get into next? We always like to have one show going. But if you get like two episodes

into a bad show, it's like you went too far down a dirt road. There's no, you don't really want to turn around because nowhere to turn around. There's no shoulder. So you just got to keep going. Yeah.

Oh, that's the worst one. You do that? Do you ever spend this the whole time looking for a show and then don't find anything? Yeah, I think that's pretty common. What we do now is we just Google it every time? What's the best show to watch right now streaming?

Oh, that's good. And they'll list them based on like Rotten Tomato or IMDB or what's new this month streaming and then we'll find it. But my wife's really good at finding shows. I'm probably 65%. She can find shows we both really like. I find shows I like.

I'm selfish. And then I don't shower. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So Jennifer Law, she let her dogs outside, but it was a little different because her great Dane Jackson fell through the ice when he went outside. That's a big dog.

Yeah. Jennifer's 16-year-old daughter, Lauren, was home, and she instantly ran down to the water, got in a canoe, then she was able to get over to the dog, grabbed him by his neck fat. Oh, yeah. Like a mom of the dog. does. Yeah, and then pulled the top of his body and threw it as far as she could on top of the ice and then she

reached her arm into the water to pull his butt out and then threw his whole body onto the ice. But this is a great day. I bet she had adrenaline strength. Yeah, like how people can move a car if it's on somebody. I'm sure. They can do that? One person can do that? Yeah. I mean, not if you're like seven years old. But if you're already pretty strong, your adrenaline actually. And maybe the car is a bad example. But there have been instances of like a car falling

on someone while they're working on it, and then somebody near them able to pick it up and move it off of them. Wow. Because of adrenaline. Yeah. Well, Jackson wasn't fazed by this. He got out of the icy water and was like, anything, nothing happened. Jackson wanted to be in there. He's like, what are you doing?

I've been working on that hole for like two weeks, man. But the thing is, is it's starting to warm up. If there has been ice, it's thawing a little bit and the dogs are just falling in, so just be careful. All right, thank you. Great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. A win is a win.

A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes,

creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So, if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Cliverts Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or we're at

wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl.

You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season

of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. They said, oh, hell no.

I vowed, I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Everyone, I'm Ego Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network.

It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come, look for up-and-coming talent.

He said, if it was based solely on, talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.

It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot in luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Apparently lunchbox walked in. I was going to say walked in on Abby, but she wasn't using the bathroom.

Yeah, I did walk in on her. Doing what? Doing a spot. Like commercials? Yeah. And I was like, what? But why were you mad at that? No, no, I didn't say mad.

More shocked. Thank you, Amy. Because Amy's shocked too right now. No, but your shock is coming from a negative place. But why are you shocked? I just thought of all the people on this show, a client woke up in the morning and was like, you know what? I'm going to listen to the show. And Abby may be on once every three or four days.

Barely hear her voice. But that's who we're going to go with. So you were jealous. You weren't recording. No, shocked. Mm-hmm. I don't know what is. Shocked.

Oh, Amy. Hey, Amy took the words out of my mouth. No, because I felt your energy. I'm like, oh, he's going to say shocked. No, no, you know, you had the same energy. He needs backup. Abby's here. Abby's here.

Abby's are. He's a little shot too. Abby's one of our producers on our phone screener. She's such an integral part of our show here. Abby, good morning.

Good morning. So did you know Lunchbox walked in on you doing a spot? Of course he did. And I went in before the show was even over. Were you trying to hide? I mean,

kind of, yes. Because I was like, yeah, but that's where they record the sore losers. And I was like, oh my gosh, I have to beat them in there. And I knew you guys probably had like 10 minutes left on the show.

Guess what? Here comes the door open. And he saw me and I was like, gosh, dang it. Why are you embarrassed? What are you doing? I don't know because of that I said what do you know

and she goes What? Who is this spot for? So it is like this Talent competition It's called the Indy Country Showdown Well that makes sense You're a singer Yes and John was actually the salesperson

That came to me And he was the one that I sang with Yeah Yeah So That makes sense Yeah he came And I'm like

Lunchbox would never even do a spot On this anyway That wouldn't even make sense Why he's so jealous? Don't be so jellybell No no No jealousy whatsoever I was your shot

You were mad when I said I'm doing a spot You guys don't understand mad When I'm mad you know I'm mad Like shot jealous When my mouth drops open like wow She's doing a spot If they would have come to you for that commercial

Would you have done it? Sure Would you have liked to have done it Since they pay? Yeah He literally ran out of the room To tell scuba like immediately He was like oh my gosh

Did lunchbox say he was upset Because Abby got a commercial He didn't You hear the tone of his voice He's a little butt hurt But I guess what I was saying I don't know You touched this shit

they went to Abby for a reason because she's an aspiring singer. And the copy is about that. Right. It makes sense. They wouldn't go to you. If they wanted somebody who was going to shout at the radio. Hold on to you. Let scuba say this thing if they wanted what?

They said they wanted someone to shout at them about the upcoming opening of a business. They wouldn't aspire to sing them. They go to Abby. You guys, there was no. You guys have it all twisted. You're trying to twist. You're trying to write a narrative that's not there. I was shocked.

Just like Amy was shocked. I wasn't shocked. No, she knew you were going to say. And so, yes, I was like, wow, I walked in. I was like, do you have commercial of it? That is raw audio of it? Okay, let me see. This is raw?

Lunchbox pulled it, so I'm sure it's not going to be perfect. So just beware. Go ahead. Hey, it's Abby from the Bobby Bone Show. What if you could see the next Garth or Laney before they became huge stars? Well, now's your chance. At the Indy Country Showdown at Ray. Hey, it's Abby from the Bobby Bone Show.

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I like it. There's a little part, but you can fix that. The thing about commercials, unless I'm doing it live, all the other ones are recorded. Yeah, so here's the thing. I was only on my second try, and that's when he walked in. Of course, he's not going to put a good one in, Abby. You know the ones that you nailed he's not going to put in. Dang, yeah, that sounded bad.

No, it didn't. It didn't sound bad. If that's your bad one, awesome. Yeah. Do you want any more lunchboxes bad ones? Oh, no. I can hear it through the wall. Abby, check in, you and your boyfriend still together?

We are. Yeah. Everything good? Mm-hmm. We went on a trip this last weekend, so. You did? Where did y'all go? Where?

Asheville. Cool. Just together for a friend of a event. Yeah, we drove. Just for fun. Yeah, just to get away. That's fun. It was really fun.

They hoteled it together, guys. Yeah, they're adults. Wow. Are you shocked? Or maybe they got separate. I'm not jealous. Yeah. Well, I'm going to leave you alone about it.

Okay. But good deal. I like it. All right, cool. Thank you. Anything else, lunchbox? Now, I am just... I heard she got paid a lot for this commercial, too.

It's amazing how I've pulled her up in her career. Like what I've done for... You're taking credit for it. You try to get her kicked off the air many times. But what I've done. for her? No, you've tried to get her kicked off the year. You've tried to suppress her. So, considering that you have elevated her career, you shouldn't be so

shocked that she got an endorsement. Well, I mean, I didn't realize I'd elevate her that high. 20%. Yeah, I'm going to talk about a percentage deal, Abby. I do not think so. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you're familiar with body dysmorphia. Yes, where you think you look one way,

but in reality you don't. It's just a very negative feeling about it. Well, money dysmorphia is now a thing. I have that. I have that. Oh, well, see, yeah, I see you as having it that way. Like, you think you have less than you have. But where money dysmorphia is showing up right now is specifically in young people that think they have way more than they actually have. I think that would be reverse money dysmorphia.

Yeah. And first of all, young people are obsessed of becoming rich and they have a distorted view of their finances, which leads them to making poor decisions. And experts are saying social media is partly to blame. Because it's convinced, you know, for example, a 22-year-old that they should be vacationing in the Amalfi Coast or have a Louis Vuitton bag. You go to Branson. Start there. Yeah. Go have some go-karts, you know?

Right. That's crazy. I didn't think about it that way. I always feel like I'm a day or a week away from being back in the trailer park or back. And that's a dysmorphia type thing. Well, I don't think you do this so much anymore, but you overpaid a lot of people. No, I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Oh, yeah, because you got it.

I would. Dude, that would be a crazy day. I would be ahead by like two years if I could on bills. What? Just like, if you lost all your money one day, dude, we'd go hard. Oh, you mean if we lost it? No, I'm saying, no, no, no.

I'm not saying like we go and gamble it. I'm saying if something happened, it doesn't matter. I thought we'd go spend it, dude. No, no. And he's going with you? No, there's no. He said we. That'd be fun.

There's no party. Okay, what else? Well, so Brazilian buttlifts are super popular, But a lot of Americans... They take fat out of something and put it... Like, don't they take it out of somewhere else and put it in your butt? Or they take it from your butt and put it somewhere else? I think they take it from somewhere else and they stick it in your butt and lifts it up somehow.

Where? In Brazil. No, not where. No, they do it here in America. Like what part of the body would they pull it from? Wherever, I guess. Wherever they can. Okay.

Wherever you have some excess where they can pull from. But the thing is, a lot of Americans are going abroad for this and... Brazil. They're dying. Yeah, man. No. Dominican Republic has... a high count of deaths. Like 93 Americans have died after

cosmetic surgery in the DR. Fat is removed from the hips, lower back thighs, abdomen, and or other areas with liposuction. The extracted fat is purified and prepared for transfer. The cosmetic surgeon injects fat into specific points on the buttocks to increase volume and improve shape. I would

just go in for the Brazilian butt lift and then before they put it on my butt be like, I'm good. Just take it out? Yeah. So that's just about liposuction. Yeah, I know, but I would want to do it like that. Oh, you want to act like you're getting a BBL? Well, I want to go in where they think I'm just going in for a Brazilian, but I stop them halfway through and I'm like, you guys take the rest of the day off, I'm good,

and give them a little treat too. Yeah, I think you're going to be passed out, but I don't know. I don't know. Or under something. So the U.S. Embassy has contacted the CDC. They're getting involved because there's an increase in the deaths, like in the last few years. So just make sure you do your research, even though it is cheaper overseas and they're offering. There's a reason.

It's cheaper overseas. Well, Eddie, turkey, hair. Yeah. Yeah, but they specialize in that. And they'll come out. I don't even know that it's cheaper. They can just do things that you can't do here. Right.

Yeah. I'm sure that's the case for the potty stuff too. Okay, so sleepovers. I mean, we all, at what age did you start spending the night at somebody's house? I hated staying at people's houses. Oh, you did? Never. I mean, I would stay at my friend Evans' house occasionally, but I, or our youth director's house,

a bunch of us would, to make sure we got to church on Sunday. But I never, I hated it staying in people's houses. Does you wet the bed? No. I mean, I did. But not at people's houses. Oh, that's a big thing for, that's very common. For what?

What are you going to say? That's a very common thing for kids. I know. And if I did, I would tell you, I went to bed when I was younger until like eight, but I didn't do it at people's houses. So what was your problem? Why didn't you want to stay on that? I don't know. I didn't feel safe.

Oh, okay. Well, so a lot of parents aren't feeling safe with their kids spending the night somewhere. So instead of sleepovers, they're doing lateovers where they let their kid go stay at someone's house till kind of late in the evening and then they go pick them up and bring them home to sleep. Because either, yes, their child. may have some anxiety around it. They don't want to or the parent themselves just doesn't want them sleeping at somebody's house

because of guns maybe in the house or abuse or they, you don't know what's going on there. I think we had to move around a whole bunch when I was younger, so when I was at home, wherever that was, I didn't want to leave it. I didn't want to leave it. I didn't wet the bed. I didn't wet the bed.

I mean, I did, but not in people's houses. If anybody does. I know, but I didn't. It's the one thing I didn't do, I did it, but I didn't do it from his houses. Okay. So I'll get late over. So something you can try out if you want to.

I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Some of you guys may remember a couple years ago there was this COVID pandemic. We do remember pretty vividly, yes. Oh, yeah.

And businesses had to like figure out a way to serve their customers. This guy in Colorado, Ryan Flitter, he owns Barlolo Grill. And he was like, man, I can't have customers in here because they can't. sit next to each other. So he built these structures where you could dine by yourself or with your group. And they had heating and air conditioning for summer and winter. Well, now the pandemic's kind of, you know, come and gone. He's like, what am I going to do with these structures?

I spend $100,000 on these bad boys. Well, he found a homeless organization that they're going to put them up and let homeless people stay in them. And that helps them transition from the streets to temporary housing and then hopefully get back on their feet. Oh, wow. Heat and air. That's awesome. Yeah. That's good.

That's awesome. Great job, man. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Let's go over to Amy and get in. The Morning Corny. The Morning Corny! Did you hear about the porcupine who's near-sighted? No. He fell in love with a pincushion.

That's so stupid. That was the Morning Corny. That's good. It's fine. Lunchbox has to watch NCIS Sydney every episode, NCIES. What does that stand for? No idea. Yeah. National Center

Crime of International Centers for the N-CIS. Systems. Crime scene. Naval criminal investigation service. There you go. Way off. So he lost. We have to watch every episode of this new season. You watched episode five? Episode five, man. And let me tell you.

No, it's not growing on me. I'm going to tell you, though. We had a suicide bomber on our hand. Okay, see, it's interesting. Whoa. I mean, and she wanted to send us a. a message she wanted to get the point across it was a she yeah she was a 15 year old girl and she took over where do you think if you had to guess Sydney airplane oh close boat a boat a boat no a dog cafe

yeah yeah why'd you walk us down that make us a guess exactly I mean if you're gonna send a message to people and try to get your word out don't do that don't do on the show like hey everybody here's what you really should do yeah and the the morgue doctor he just happened to be at the dog cafe with his little dog and he's going to be the hero the whole episode he's you know being very oh here I'm going to put my phone on and live stream it and you know send information

to the cops on the other side and she's like are you talking to them you take that out can I ruin the episode I'm going to ask you a few trivia questions do you want me to ruin it or no I'm going to ask you a few trivia questions make sure you watched it because I mean that basically just took it from a movie where Doc Roy and his pet are involved

named the center where the hostage situation was name the center it's the dog cafe correct I mean I don't know what was the name of the teen girl holding them hostage Louis correct wow who hacked the cell phones at the cafe who hacked the cell phones at the cafe

no one hacked their cell oh the girl the CSI I don't know her name she got short hair it's her name's a color it is it's either I don't know her name it's either red green or blue I blue it's blue yeah yeah yeah you watched it I was like, I don't know her name, but she...

Why? Is her hair blue? No. Oh. As I'm saying, I don't really even know her name, but she's really fidgety and weird and... Do you hate the show? It's so terrible. It's CIS Sydney. So dumb.

How many full episodes, Mike? Can you look it up real quick? It feels like 100. Eight. Three more, maybe five more. Oh, dude, you're almost there. Is there an hour, right? Oh, they're an hour. A hour I'm never getting back.

Oh, there's only three more. Is your wife still watching with you? she missed this one. She was like, I'm out. She didn't miss it. She skipped it. Yeah, she skipped it. She stepped out the room because she was like, I can't do it. Got it. All right. Well, thank you, Lunchbox. We'll look forward to three more of these reviews. A win is a win.

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We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care, so they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

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It's Will Ferrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.

Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. You change your alarm sound? Yeah. What are you doing? Well, the first alarm sound I had was just jarring. And I've had this forever for as long as I've had an iPhone. It's supposed to be jarring. Is it?

I mean, if it's pleasant, you. You don't get up. I didn't think twice about it, but I think Ray has a clip in my original alarm sound. Oh, I hate that sound. It's brutal, dude. And now every time I hear that sound, it just reminds me like, oh, gosh, I'm scared. I got to wake up. But, dude, I found a new sound that is so relaxing, and it actually makes me wake up.

Kind of like what we've been talking about, how, like, with a smile on your face, like, ah, the birds are outside. Is it sound on your phone or is it a new something you found? No, it's on our phones. What's it called? It's called, like, Early Riser or something. Okay. everybody here we go let's hear eddy's no alarm sound called early riser this to go to sleep oh dude it's the best way to wake up it seems too peaceful it's

very peaceful and that's how you're going to start your day peacefully not like oh you gotta get up gotta go to work nope that is pretty chill I just would be afraid it wouldn't wake me up that's what I worried about but dude if you're I mean if it's quiet in your house and that's the only thing that pops up like yeah you wake up I hear it as soon as that first piano key hits You start smiling in your sleeve. Oh, I get to wake up. This is great.

Isn't that beautiful? Amy, do you bring your alarm sound in? Yeah. All right, play Amy's. Pretty much the same. Similar vibe. I like that, Amy. Yeah, look at you guys.

Lunchbox, do you have one? Yeah, here's mine. Clock radio that's not on a station? Clock radio. I mean, sometimes it's on a station. It depends, like, when you hit it in the morning, sometimes, like, you move the tuner or whatever and you don't realize it until it goes off the next morning.

Still got that clock radio up since high school. Is that clip from, like, 1985? I don't know what that is. That's a clock radio. I think it may be a sound effect. No, I got the picture of my clock radio right here. No, no, no, I'm saying that sound effect. No, that's from my, that's from my clock.

You recorded that? Yeah. There's my clock radio right there. No, no, I understand you. You still have it. It doesn't surprise us you have that. We thought you just got like a clock radio sound effect. No, no, that's from my actual.

Yeah, I screen recorded mine from my phone. Yeah, I just. My, um, I, um, I maybe once every two months hear my alarm. Oh, yeah, because you wake up before. Because I'm like, yeah. Oh, you know. hours before it sucks. So in my head, I hear,

Hey, loser. This is my alarm. Hey, loser, wake up. And if you don't get up right now, you're going to be a freaking loser your whole life. Idiot. Nobody likes you.

So wake up. Wake up. Idiot. Idiot. And I'm up. That's a terrible alarm. It sucks. Yeah.

That's what my mind says to me every day. But once every two months, this is my alarm when it goes off. That one. I don't, dude. You got to get rid of that. I don't ever hear it anyway.

All I hear is me and my head going, you know, if you don't go today and work as hard as you possibly can, you're never going to have a career. Because you're not near as talented as people give you credit for. Matter of fact, not talented at all, idiot. That's not nice. It's my alarm. I can help it. I recorded that straight from.

That's not a sound effect. You need early riser. That's what you need. Yours? I'll hear it again. Because you were meant to do that. I'll get to it, though. I'll never get to it.

It's dead. I'll hear, hey, idiot. You ever thought about something? setting your alarm like way, way, way early. Like, before you even get up. Then I would wake up even an hour before that. Oh, yeah. So I'm just thinking.

I can never even fall asleep because it's set one hour from when I'm laying in bed. Okay, so Eddie, yours is called what? Tell our listeners again? I think it's called early riser. Early riser. Yeah, there's a whole list of new

phone tones or whatever. What is yours called? I don't know what mine is called. I have to look. I just knew the sound. Mine's called clock radio. Hit it, Ray. Sounds like you're like a firefighter.

Mine is ripples. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's nice, Amy. Mine is anxiety. I hate you. Bobby's big. Stories. New emojis on the way.

There are 118 new emojis. Among them are the Phoenix brown mushroom, lime, and a broken chain. There's never been a lime? I guess not. If the emoji doesn't exist by now, any new emoji added is going to be not that exciting because anything big would have already been there. I often wonder why they weren't state emojis, because they're, countries and their flags, but just too

many states. Yeah. I guess they think they'd have to do it. Like if you bring candy to school, you got to have one for everybody. Yeah. You got to do every state or province in the whole world. But yeah, new emojis, la, la, la, who cares? They should probably have like football teams, too, like logos. That'd be kind of cool.

Again. You know what I mean? Then you got to do them all. If you bring candy to school, that whole situation. Every team. Yeah. A woman allegedly stills over a hundred million bucks from the U.S. Army. Wow. This is crazy. This story is Nuts. According to reports,

U.S. Army employee managed still over $100 million bucks. It is now under criminal investigation, but somehow still has been allowed to retire with full benefits. Her name is Janet Mello. She stands accused of creating a shell company in which she stashed huge sums of money destined for military youth programs across the country. She used the cash to accumulate 80 supercars and 31 homes.

She went hard. This is a movie. She went hard. She went real hard. It wasn't even that she was like saving, like stealing, and she'd slowly roll, like for groceries. Or like one house or fixed like the porch. She bought 80 supercars.

She bought 80 cars. She bought 80 supercars. She is said to have worked at the joint base, San Antonio Fort Sam Houston, a civilian finance manager, and is alleged to have worked up the fraud over a six year period before the IRS caught on. A spokesperson for the Army says the command

has no authority to impact Ms. Mello's retirement. A criminal investigation is ongoing. Lunchbox, what do you know about this? I know that the IRS became suspicious when she bought a couple multi-million dollars homes in the same year, and she only had a salary of like $150,000, maybe $200,000. They were like... You mean supercar number four didn't tip them off?

Well, I think with that you can pay... I don't know if you get to file anything with the IRS when you buy a car, but the house, you have to like taxes and all that. And so that's... Yeah, I mean, you have to tax on a car. Yeah. But I'm saying like you could just go in and buy a car and it's like, okay, cool. But when you're buying million-dollar houses is what caught their attention.

They started doing it. And so she started it and she would say, oh, it's going to this charity. And it was just a bank account. She made it that was a fake charity and then she would spend the money. Scuba. Yes. Yeah, man. I see you in there reacting.

Yeah, I think last time I bought a car, I remember going to the dealership and he's like, okay, cool, man. We'll see you tomorrow. No big deal. We sold this. We're not doing any records, no paperwork. You got that briefcase with the envelope. Okay, cool.

Cash. Ow. Don't need your social security number whatsoever, dude. Maybe the cars weren't as big as a house, but all that stuff. You still have to do a lot of paperwork. If you buy it from someone that is selling their Corvette, you do not have to. What their house, but if she's buying super cars. And if you're doing it legally.

And he asked about buying a car at a dealership. Yeah. I didn't. I said the story was the IRS was on her because of the houses. Didn't say about the cars. I know. What raised her suspension was the houses. We got fixed it on you not understanding the purchase of a vehicle and how it.

It's been a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good point. Shout out to him. His ultimate is rocking still. Great point.

years old. Do you drive it today? Yeah. Like a boss. You can legally date it. I can legally marry it. So 19 years ago when he bought that, it's like, alright cool, no big deal. Just cash money on the table. No, I made payments.

Yeah. $1,500 dimple plastes have become the hottest plastic surgery trend. I have a dimple. One? One dimple. People are forking over at least $1,500 or more for permanent cosmetic surgery into the dimples.

Let me see, smile. I don't have dimples, but I don't care to have dimples. No dimples. Yeah, but they're cute. I mean, I'm not paying for them, but I guess some people find it. It's mostly a female thing, though, right? Like, dudes don't want dimples. I don't know.

No, I've never heard of dudes saying, oh, I wish I had dimples. But girls tell me all the time, like, oh, you have cute dimples. You don't have dimples, though. You have one dimples. Well, they say it like that. And then I do correct them. Girls all the time tell you have cute dimples. You have cute dimples.

You have cute dimples. Dimples, thank you. Two dummies. Amy, we're coming up next. I'm saying. Okay. I'm sure. You ever been in limerence?

I don't know if I'm saying it right. Is that a place? This is your turn. Go ahead. Limerance. Limerance is when you're obsessively infatuated with someone, usually accompanied by delusions of intense, romantic relationship. So what's the play there, limerance? Romance.

Limerance. What's the limb? Usually it's a combination of words. But it's just you being obsessed with something? Limerence, yeah. Someone in limerence can also start changing themselves to make the other person happy. For example, altering the way they dress, changing their hair, changing their habits. In an attempt to attract a specific person, they might even change their religion, occupation, where they live. Just to attract the person or to keep the person?

Attract them and then keep them. It's from Marriage Helper.com. What am I not getting about limerants? I don't know, but there's three stages. Infatuation, crystallization, and deterioration. Oh. When you start falling apart. Oh.

We finished watching American Nightmare last night. We, so she watched it after she thought it was dark. Yeah. And? It's good. It's dark. There's the middle episode and a little bit. There's just a lot of sexual assault talk.

And that can be triggering to a lot of people. Even if you're not triggered, it sucks. But it can be triggering too. So there's that. But as far as like a true crime documentary, it was only three episodes. and what a crazy story. Oh my God. I don't even remember it happening.

I'm scared of saying anything. 2015. I don't even remember it happening. The whole basis of the story is they're in a house. She gets kidnapped. They're like, where'd she go? She shows up again later. And they're like, oh, it was a hoax.

Arrest them. Like, that's the just of it. It's a crazy. And if they're only things, 45 minutes long, three episodes, 45 minutes. Oh, that's not bad. I felt so weird, bad, good. There are people I wanted to punch in the face.

There are people I wanted to hug. It is wild. Is there closure at the end? I'm not telling you that. Okay. Oh, you know what? I wonder, I don't know if this is out there and you probably won't answer my question.

I wonder if they're still together. Who has seen it? Hi. I also couldn't tell you that because who knows if they're together? Who knows if they're together? Who knows if one of them was involved in it? I don't want to tell you that because I want you to take in the show. Well, I remember the news story, so I know.

I remember, I know she's alive. I know that. Okay. Why would you say that? But you can't say that. We purposely didn't say that. Get the wheel. Yeah, that's a punishment.

That's not a punishment. It is. It's a new story. There's a lot of things. It's literally a news story. The Titanic sinking was a new story. But if you came on, the week it came out and we're like, the boat sank. This came out in 2015.

It ain't new people. Scuba. No, she just ruined a show. No, I didn't. I said she's alive. But you don't know that. You do know that. You don't know the internet.

If you didn't watch the news, you don't know that. I've been saving it to watch it at some point and now you just told me a huge thing. I didn't know watching it. I didn't know if she's alive or not. I know nothing about the story at all. You literally just said she came back. Back then, that's part of the story,

but you don't know what she's alive now. Yeah, you got got. No, if I get punished, you get punished because you said she came back and they said it was a hoax. So you know she's alive because you said it also. How is that any different? Well, I think they said it was a hoax,

but you don't know. How is that any different? She was, you were, she may not be alive right now. I have no idea. So then she wouldn't be together with it. We need to go back more and relax, okay? Oh, no. Under the table with cash.

Yeah. No problem. Take a breather. See, this is why I was just going to sit here and be quiet. Me too, Amy. I say anything. It is a good show, though. It's awesome.

Eddie's punishment tomorrow. Uh-huh. Speaking of punishments. Yeah. And I was as mad as lunchbox, too, because I felt like I was innocent. But you know what? I served my punishment. Mm-hmm.

I'll go to my grave thinking I was innocent. Wow. That girl could be. The justice program involved? I also thought I was innocent. No, Amy. You're a repeat offender. The judge knows you by name when you walk in.

You're like the bar at cheers in the 80s. Oh, you again. Amy! Reacher star Alan Richson eats an absurd amount of calories every day. I didn't know Reacher until I started watching it because we just like, what's good? Wasn't Caitlin's show? It's funny, but he's so big. It almost looks like they drew him.

He's huge. He looks like a WWU wrestler, but you took an air pump and went and blew him up. He's huge. I thought there was some sort of CGI happening here.

But he's also like really good looking. I think if he lost some muscle he'd be even better looking. Like he's so big that it kind of messes with his face. He eats 4,000 calories a day just to maintain.

Wow. What's 4,000? That didn't seem like that much, does it? That's double what they say the average. But what they say, everybody in America's fat.

Yeah, but they say like the, was it like 1800 or something, Amy? 2000, what she said. I think 2000 is what the... I can eat 4,000 in one sitting. But every single day. Yeah. Yeah, easy.

I could go to Outback Steakhouse and eat one blue and onion a day. Now, that's not good calories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if you're taking in. Like on Fridays, I eat about like eight slices of pizza. Definitely. A two bowls of ice cream.

Wow, you're going still. Three beers. Okay. You know what I mean? That's not going to maintain. a bunch of muscle. You don't look like Reacher. Right. I'm not sure.

Las Vegas sells out private jet parking for the Super Bowl. So if you guys were going to go. Yeah. Dang, man. No parking spots. You just have to drive around until somebody backs out and then pull your plane in. Meat makes you stink. Oh.

Guys, if you want to attract more women, stop eating meat. Scientists put men on a vegetarian diet and other men on a meat one. They found that women were more attracted to a man when he was on a non-meat diet. The scientists say that's because the way the male body processes fled. I hate that word flesh. Yeah, that's gross. A meat diet makes you smell different and at times stink a little. That's from Do Gentleman Really Prefer Blonds by Jenna Pinkott?

Yeah. And then finally there's a cure for crankiness. What is it? Anybody here need it? No. Why did you y'all know? Well, I can get cranky. Tell me.

The next time your mood takes a dive, drink water. In a study, athletes who are not given fluids are in practice, felt more confused, angry, intense afterward than people who had plenty of water. The level of dehydration was equivalent to what busy office workers experienced, they forget to drink enough during the day. So it could be water. Can we get lunchbox some water real quick? Do we do the shake-it-off story yesterday? Yes, just dance around, shake it off.

If you drink water and shake, don't do it at the same time, you'll choke. You probably feel pretty good. That's from a Tufts University study. All right, there's that. Everybody good, deep breaths? Yeah, I'm good. You should watch that show, though. I started to, and there's, like, that intro part where I was like, I just hate that home footage.

That home footage to me is just so eerie. Whenever they show what, like, the people. It was, it was a reenactment. Oh, I don't think they had any home footage. Oh, at the beach, that wasn't them? That's, they shot that for the show. What? Oh, I thought that was really them.

Oh, it is them, but that's what they shot now. Oh, so you just. What do you mean? But it doesn't matter. What do you mean? That they went to the beach. Oh, man. That's not them.

Oh gosh, let's just stop talking about it. It's a good show. I started to watch it for like three minutes. I'm like, oh, this face of your ear. It's almost like... Is Eddie watching the right show? Yeah. I don't know.

It's that show, Unsolved Mysteries, where they remade it, but you thought that was a criminal. Yeah. But it was actually just an actor. That's a re-made? Just Shuts. Okay. Hey, Shuts.

Hey, Shetzy. The blonde girl? Shutsi-Utsy. What's one? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I have no idea what's going on now. We watched.

I've never seen the movie. movie Fargo. Anybody here? That's a great movie. And I've never seen the show Fargo, and there are five seasons. But we started the fifth season, because apparently they're not connected at all. Okay. We started, I thought it was a comedy.

Fargo is not a comedy? No, it's murder. I thought Fargo was a comedy. Well, the movie was murder. I don't watch the TV shows. Are the movie and TV show related? I think there's similar premise. I mean, but I don't know.

But we started, we watched Fargo because I heard, it was, my wife heard. They had nothing to do with each other, and the season's so good. So we're like, let's go if they're not connected. We watched season one of Fargo, season, it was awesome. Yeah? I don't even, it was awesome. Okay.

But it wasn't that funny. I didn't think even Fargo the movie was funny. I mean, I guess there were funny parts to it. I just thought it was a funny movie. I guess I thought it was a comedy. I'd never seen it. How long are the episodes? An hour.

Yeah, it was awesome. All right, there's your news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's B. Stories. Hey, real quick, our draft results. from our worst sounds draft. We all drafted.

And last place, Amy, so you'll be out of the next draft. Amy drafted screaming baby, vomiting, and when the pilot says brace for impact. Because no one hears that. Number four, just barely not in last place. Eddie. What? Nails on a chalkboard, farting, and car crash.

Those are terrible sounds. One half percent above Eddie was lunchbox, whining kids, silverware on plate, and Abby's singing voice. Boom. Can't believe that didn't take me to the top. and then separated by one percentage point, Morgan wins. She gets the bell back. I finish second.

Mine where when your significant other says, we need to talk, the smoke alarm, low battery beep in the middle of the night and a racist slur. Yeah, man. Everybody who didn't vote for that, racist. Right. Morgan wins with Dennis drill, strong.

That was a strong one. Doorbell on the TV or insect buzzing in your ear. Morgan, here's your bell. Thank you. You can get it, put it back in front of you. There's your draft results. Just call us if you want. Back in a second.

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

One week I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast, it's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford Show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by.

Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season of the girlfriends, oh my God, this is the same man. a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.

I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends.

Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Igo, go on my neck. guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really

give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you. which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Yeah. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm going to keep it very honest with you guys. I have a doctor's appointment today, a little afternoon. I have to go to a sleep doctor. And I think I'm about to break. I think I'm about to crack.

Okay. Like crack into the right direction? No. Oh. You ever hear? Because I'm on step closer to the end. And I'm about to break. You read that song?

Yeah. Yeah. That's where I am in my life right now. I got like three hours of sleep last night. Oh, you're over it. I'm allotting myself time to sleep comfortably. And I can't sleep any more than three or four hours. Dang.

Where it used to be I didn't sleep because I would just be working till wee hours and touring. But something's happening within the old skull here. And I don't know what it is. I'm going to a sleep doctor. And I hope they're not going to make me sleep today. I don't think. That'd be weird, right? go to sleep.

Lay down. Maybe they hook you up with like a little kit to take home and wear. What they told me was the first appointment today is I go and do a consultation and then I have to come back and either sleep there. Which that's just what I'll do. At the office? I'm just where they're going to be on camera like in my sleep like touching myself or something. You might be man. Who knows what you do when you're sleeping?

Exactly. Yeah, because they have to film you or they'll sit there and watch you. Right. And then what are they going to do with that movie? That's a great question. Sell it. Exactly. GMZ.

Okay. So this is going in the right direction. You're open to getting all the help. But not to be on the dark web. And do I get in my underwear? That's a great. You're up there? Because you got to get comfortable.

Yes, exactly. I like the air down. And do I cheat and put the air way, way, way down? So I'm not paying for it. Oh. Turn it way down. And is your wife laying the bed with you? Because you've got to have your same environment at home.

That's true, too. I mean, she won't do that. I need my dogs there. That's true. Wow, everyone. So I have to go today, but I'm telling you. Maybe they have an option where they'll send someone to your house. They murder me in my sleep?

That's a little weird. Or they watch me touch myself while I'm sleeping in my house? Well, then you have all the things. I don't know. That's true too. What's weird or is having someone sit in your house watch you sleep or someone at an office? Your house. I think you're going to have to spend the night somewhere.

Probably. Yeah. Last night, I slept for three hours and 35 minutes. I don't know that. And it's all, I wear a ring or a ring that tells me all of it and tells me exactly. Like this is my sleep pattern. Sleep a little bit. Wake up.

Wake up. Sleep a little bit of a way up. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. The day before was four hours, 15 minutes. And I'm doing all the things that I feel are right. Obviously my bed's awesome. I have a sleep number of bed.

It's awesome. So that's right. I'm taking supplements. I feel like I'm doing everything right. Are you doing the list of the Chicago Cubs? I did. I do. My favorite Razorbacks,

my favorite Chicago Cubs, and I list all the list that I list. Oh, man. And then still nothing. You're still awake. So I'm going to break. If I don't get this fix, I'm going to break soon. And I've never broken.

I've been close, but I've never broken. But I'm going to break. Are you tired? My bones are tired. What's an example of you almost breaking? I'll have a murder somebody. Oh, oh my. That's a lot.

Somebody would be like, Arkansas sucks. You broke. Because I'm not cranky, but I'm just exhausted. My dogs are even tired because when I get up at 2 in the morning, they get up with me. And they're like, oh, I guess it's time to get up. And they go outside and pee and hang out. And then I go home and they just sleep all day because I've kept them awake all night. Just back and forth.

But I'm going to go do that. I just hope I don't touch myself in my sleep. You might, man. I don't be fine. I don't like say stuff. But you know why? Maybe they strapped you to a bed. That wouldn't be natural.

Strap you? Yeah. At one point, because I've had sleep issues before, like after I got jumped and had some PTSD stuff, I would take sleeping pills and I became dependent on sleeping pills. I don't touch them now. I can't. I mean, I guess I could, but I'm, afraid of them for what they did to me, but I would just not remember eight, ten hours at a time.

I would just, because I would take it and then stay awake and work, and then I would remember anything. I'd see that I'd FaceTime people at night. I'd driven off at the gas thing in my car once. I was all messed up. That's not good. Right. And I was on an airplane once, I don't remember flying to a place. Same kind of thought. Like, what if I woke up and I was just like pooping in the aisle of an airplane because it was on sleeping pills? And I don't remember it. I've never been drunk. know what's like to not be in control. Yeah, that's crazy. Feels good sometimes.

It does, dang. Yeah, let me tell you. Not to be in control and just let the alcohol take over. Woo! None to that Eddie. I mean, yeah, sometimes. It just depends, yeah. Feels good.

That's what I do today. I feel like I'm handling it pretty good, but I'm about I'm about to break. So, I mean, just think positively. I said I'm a break! I know that it's going to do good things. Oh, not yet. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I was breaking.

I felt me breaking. I think it's probably going to take some times. You have to be patient. But just imagine in like maybe a month or so you could be sleeping through the night. In a month. Yeah, well, I think we do need to be realistic. For sure, they'll be a murder.

If it's a month. Yeah, that's a long time. And the fact that Arkansas is losing in every sport, makes it worse. That's not helping? Okay. Like, I got my wife, my dogs, and Arkansas sports. And when any of those three aren't firing on all cylinders,

easy come, easy go with you guys. But with the rest of those? So I'm going to do that today. It's annoying. I did see a story about, because I'm going to play a Nate Smith song. It said it's Nate Smith dating Avril Levine because they were together. and I would say I was with Nate Smith and his girlfriend. Now it's, we're January, I mean a month ago, a month and a half ago.

Yeah. I was with Nate Smith and his girlfriend. I don't know if they, I feel like they're still together, him and his girlfriend. I feel like that wasn't that long ago. Yeah. Nate Smith and Avril Levine, they were spotted in West Hollywood Monday night for dinner at Ketch in West Hollywood. Then later seen driving around town country style, not in a limbo, but in the back of a pickup truck where they were having a few drinks. At one point the truck pulled in a parking lot where the two broke out of a skateboard Okay

I'm gonna just message out Nate Smith? Yeah, this sounds like a word night I'm looking at pictures of it now I mean he's living his best life but I I feel like he has a girlfriend maybe they're writing a song together Yeah that's what I didn't know he skateboarded This is World on Fire from Nate Smith is a multi-week number one When you're oh yeah good book Hey dude uh you may be in California because I just read a story that you're dating

Aval Levine Which Hey man If true Let's go Good for you But I probably don't think that's true Is there anything you'd like to say on this

And if you say nothing I know what that means But it's also two hours behind there So you're probably still asleep But yeah you've probably seen this story If you're not dating What are you guys doing together? Give me the scoop

Exclusive soup No scoop All right All right buddy See you later. Maybe there's a collab and they were like shooting a music video or something. On iPhone. Oh, that's it.

In the back of a truck. You know what? Skateboard. And the skateboards. They do some videos on iPhones now. Olivia Rodriguez did that in one Apple commercial. Right. Right. That's what I, that's our picture.

So what happened? I want to know if it's dishonest or stealing because I was looking on TikTok and I've ran into this. I mean, I don't know how it popped on my feed, but there was a girl that works at Hooters. Yeah. We don't know how that popped up on your feet either. But before I get into this, I want to say I fully support Hooters. I'm a big fan. It brings a lot of happiness to this world.

But she's like, hey, I'm going to put this birthday sash on. It's not my birthday. And I'm going to wear it for four days and see how much money I make. And so she just acts like it's her birthday and gets all these tips because people are like, oh, it's your birthday. It's your birthday. Let's see how much I make birthday. I don't actually work my birthday, but I work today, which is Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and then I also work Friday. I'm going to wear my birthday sash all of those days

and we're going to see how much I meet. I got sent from someone at the bar just for it being my birthday, so I think I made a pretty good amount. 100. 200. So we're three out of the four birthday shifts that I ended up working. I made 571 total. That's crazy.

I think it's funny. I mean, it's her birthday week. But it's dishonest and it's stealing. It's not stealing. And these dudes want to give her this money. Right. Let's be honest. But the dude gave her a $10.

He was just sitting at the bar and she walked by with the birthday stash. She was like, oh, happy birthday. I guess maybe if they said, is it really your birthday? And you said, yes, that would be a lie. But there's no law against wearing a birthday stash anywhere. That's pretty funny. It is dishonest, though. Lunchbox, have you ever said it's your birthday somewhere so you get a free dessert?

100%. When it wasn't your birthday? Yeah. Okay. That's dishonest. Case close. Yeah, I didn't say it was honest. But I'm saying she was being dishonest.

I've never claimed to be an honest person. True. Maybe she doesn't either. Like, I just saw this and I'm like... I feel like it's a funny gimmick. She can't pull it off for much longer because she goes in. There are a lot of regulars.

They're like, wait, it's still your birthday. Regular. Like, people are going to Hooters multiple nights in a row. You know those. Oh, Amy. Yeah, you go like every Monday. Oh. Yeah.

I mean, okay. I'm saying some people like they have a regular schedule. They go every Monday or they go every... It's the closest thing. Some dudes get to... The bar? Yeah, or the other club. Right, right, right.

Okay. Well, my dad always said they had the best wings and that's why he went. They do. They do. They do. Absolutely. Amazing. The way they fry the wings are really good.

Okay, now they're going a little too hard now. No, he really did. They're good. You guys are going to want a little too hard. Hey, what about the boss, though? The boss is just going to let her do that? The boss, maybe birthday week, though. Like, this girl just ruined it for all other waitresses out there.

I'm not going to ever be? I don't think anybody, I don't think everybody in the world saw that video. For me, I'm every girl I see if I go to a restaurant and they have a birthday Sasha and be like, it's not really your birthday. But since when are you tipping more for any reason whatsoever? That's a good point. Yeah, so I don't know that it's affecting you. But when's the last time I've been to Hooters?

Man, I haven't been in a while because the one downtown, they're gone. It got hitting that bomb. Explosion, yeah. Oh, but the van? Yeah. What about like Twin Peaks? That Twin Peaks, that is just a rip-off of Hooters. The food isn't as good.

I mean, the wings at Hooters are delicious. Is that the same concept? I like Twin Peaks. Food. I've only been once in Texas, 10, 20, 20, 12 years ago. That's a good place. I didn't really know it was that peaks mint boobs and I walked in.

Are you kidding me? No, I thought it was like, mountain ranges, man. No, I know, but there was like a show Twin Peaks on television. And I was like, well, they have like a lot. I don't know. And I was like, oh, this is like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we had a friend who always wanted to go to Bone Daddy's.

That was a good one too. Bone Daddy's. Yeah, and they just have scantily clad women but serving you normal food. Yeah, they're all restaurants. Is that what they're called? Yeah. I've never heard that. I've never heard that either.

Yeah, they have their own classification. You want to go to the restaurant? Classification where? Like, just amongst men? No, in the restaurant industry, that's what it's called. A breast restaurant. No, no one says I'm opening a breast restaurant. Yes, they do.

I think that he's probably onto something because I don't think he'd have made that up. Yeah, I'm not that cool. I'm not that quick. But that's really what they're called. They're going to restaurant. So they're filling out paperwork, their LLC, doing business ads. I think it's just like a, no. He's like it's an official thing.

No, no, it's like a category, but if you Google Breastrofton. Those are the ones that come up. There's like fast food, restaurants. You're telling me that it's a category. He's going to Google restaurants. It's not a category. Here we go. Here are the restaurants. Twin Peaks. You have it like... Tilted Kilt. These are all listed as a restaurant. On Reddit? No, on Delish.com. Bikini, sports bar and grill.

Oh, bikinis. Ojas Locos. Crazy eyes. Bombshells. Oh, boy. And this is a dude one. I guess this would be a dong Stront. A what?

Talley Wackers. Yep. A bunch of dudes. Like with, no. I mean, there's even a website, Brestraughts.com, and you type in your city and it'll find you to brushdron.

But is it a breastron if it's dudes? No. Wouldn't that be like a... You said it. You said it. You said it, don't sound... Like, breast sounds like rest. Okay, let's see and see.

Restor. You guys work on that, and I'll read the rest of these. Bone Daddy's. Heart attack grill where they dress like nurses, like skimpy nurses. Okay. Winghouse.

I've heard of that. Showmees. I like that's like Shonis. Oh, testerant. A testes ront. A testesron? That's gross. Oh, I don't know.

That is gross. I'm in my head right now trying to think of what works. Cowgirls espresso. It's a coffee, a restaurant, a coffee place. Oh, gosh. Yeah, there's that place. Oh, yeah. That's the last one, Mike.

That's good stuff, man. Were you about to talk about the coffee shop where they only were bikinis lunchbox? Yeah, that's a good place. They tried to shut it down. They went to the Supreme Court or whatever, when they won the fight. Were they in bikinis or were they... Yeah, they're in bikinis.

Why would they have to shut that down if it's bikinis? You wear bikinis walking around on the sidewalk. Town said it was Lou. There's just a lot of one, but I don't think I can say it. In this Dongron... I don't even know how to spell it, but okay. They're serving with like banana hammocks on. Well, the guys are shirtless.

Okay. This is why our podcast gets the E now, I guess. Oh, no, you're right. But this is not... No, but this is just... This is a restaurant. This is explicit. No, it's not explicit.

This is just humans. Just talking, man. Chatting about stuff. Okay. How about a... But still, that's like my rhyming. Does she use the C-word? No, she said slongstoron.

That's funny, Amy. But it's like Dongstrang. Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking, I've gotten over every word. Like a diner? Oh, someone said they have mugs and jugs in Florida. That's cool. That's good.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Yeah. Well. We'll just stop because we could walk ourselves into a place that we can't really get out of. You want to do a basketball game tonight? Yeah, Belmont, Indiana State. It's going to be a good one.

They're good. Indiana State is really good. They're really good. And we got invited. And so what's weird about this, though, is like they said get there early because the coach is going to come out. And I'm taking my boys. And the coach is going to come out and give some speech. And I'm like, what does that mean?

Like the coach? Like, what's he going to speak to us about? And I was thinking, like, you probably go to Arkansas games. Do they do that over there? They do something called like a chalk and talk or something. That's it. That's what it's called. Or something like that where a coach will come over and go with some people and be like, all right, this is kind of the plan for tonight.

It's just like a very rudimentary type. That's the plan like X's and O's? Yeah, but not so much you can't understand it. We're going to go inside and we're going to go outside. It's just so people feel like they're a little more involved. So you can do that tonight, huh? Yeah. And they said bring the kids.

The coach is going to talk to you guys. But not just you guys. There'll be way more people there. Oh. It's not just for you. No, it's for like people that are sitting in a certain space, boosters and stuff. And then the players, do they come out to? No, they don't.

No. Oh. Not for that. Have you ever done like a pregame speech to the players? No, but that'd be awesome. That'd be like a dream. Dude, I think you'd be great at that. You just pump them up before the game?

I think, though, they'd be like, who is this dude? Like, why is he? Because they're like 1920. I don't know. That'd be awesome. But like McConaughey does that sometimes. Yeah, but he's also famous. Yeah.

That's true. You're famous, too. No, there's a big difference. I'm like regionally known in certain rural areas Matthew McConaughey's Pretty famous He's very famous That would be like a dream though

Like before Arkansas football game Yeah dude You go in the locker room and pump them up That'd be really cool What would you say? Well I'd get some of those fake weights That look like they're really heavy But they're fake

They made a sour foam And I'd say People don't believe in you They don't believe in me You see the 700 pounds right here Looks up over my head one hand Start going up and down You know why I'm doing this

Willpower That's right want to. I'm doing it. But that would be awesome. That would be like a bucket list thing to do. That's fun. Have fun.

Yeah, man. You go by the breastron anyway out there. No, no, no, no. Or as he calls it the slongstrong. We did drive by a Twin Peaks the other day, and I made a joke and no one got it in the car. They didn't know what that was.

But I didn't know what that was the first time I even went in. Yeah, but you have a 16 year old now. He can go to those. I always think about. Oh, great. They card you, but you'd be 16. How Ed Sharon likes Twin Peaks. And Luke comes.

Yeah, they did. Ed said Luke, meet me here. I'm going to have a drink. Luke told us that story about how he's like, Ed, it's just like taking me into like everybody here. Like Ed can kind of hide in a booth and nobody says hi to him or knows who he is, but then you take Luke Combs there. Very popular to restaurants.

Luke Combs. Thank you. Bobby Bone Show. Story up the day. This story comes up us from Marion County, Florida. There's a construction company. They're working on a property and they're like, hey, you know what? We need to put up a camera and make sure there's no vandals.

So they put a camera on the property. And here comes a guy. Do, do, do, do. Oh, is that a camera? Let me go ahead and steal that thing. I mean, he stole the camera, but he didn't steal the memory thing. Yeah, yeah, because it's not in the camera. Oh, it's not?

No, no, it's not. The camera doesn't hold the memory. I've always wondered that. It's fed to somewhere else. Oh. Yeah. You know, you didn't always wonder that. We have cameras in our studio, and you know they're not in the camera.

It's in your computer. Right, but I always wondered, like, if they're going to rob a place, like, why don't they just steal the cameras? Done. But you're right. True. You have to get. Well, you need to steal them before they see you. Oh, so you cover it up first?

You spray it with something, like in the movies. From far away. Yeah. Yeah, so he walked up and his face is just right there and he's sitting there messing with the camera. He took the camera, but they have all the photos and evidence, and boom, there he is. There it is.

Dang. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. What's in for 2024? The mob wife aesthetic. It's like you dress like a mob wife or something. It's going viral on TikTok. I know what a mobster dress.

Okay, well, so to achieve the vibe, think like big fur coats, leopard print everywhere, gaudy gold jewelry. Oh, that's cool. Is it? Maybe one of those hats, you know? The hats that you kind of wear slanted on your head with a... Maybe when you talk, your voices like, you're disguised. Because you're a mobster. No, because they...

You're the mob wife. Yeah, but you don't want to know who you are. You're not the mobster's. I don't know. That's what I think of when I think I'm mobsters. Yeah, the wife. I slick my hair back at night because I have my hair growing out and I put, and I walk around with a slick back.

That looks like a mobster at home Does your wife like that? Well, she used to think it was hilarious But I do it every night now Yeah, it's not funny anymore So now I'm not gonna stop I'm gonna do it so much It becomes funny again

Because it can come all the way back around Yeah, yeah, yeah And she's like, I've seen you do this bit before Because I'm like, I'll give you a problem You cannot refuse I don't even know what the problem With the movie is. Godfather? Yeah, what is it?

I'll give you a situation You cannot. Something like that. Here, I give you an option You cannot refuse But he doesn't talk like the Terminator. Offer. Offer. I'll be bye.

So, oh boy. So she didn't get it either But that wasn't the joke I was trying to do Slick back But I've not seen the mob wife look It is yeah, it's a lot of big coats But what if it's summer? You can't be mob wife in the summer

Listen, I don't know We'll transition I guess This is the current mob wife aesthetic Okay, seasonal, seasonal mob wife Yeah, yeah, yeah Goodbye! A win is a win A win, a win, I don't care what I'm saying

Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfilled conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it.

Listen to The Clifford Show on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed, I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends.

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