The Bobby Bones Show - (Wed Full) Who Rejected Bobby And Now He Wants To Put a Curse On Them + We Play The One Role Actors Game + Eddie's Kids Helping With Laundry Update

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

Bobby wants to put a curse on someone because they rejected coming on the show. Plus, we play the One Role Actors Game, where we name an actor and have to say the role they are most known for. Eddie shares an update on his kids starting to help with the laundry and how it's going.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We are here. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Let's go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up first. When I met him, he was a local TV producer that I was Matt. matched with in Austin, Texas, and heck, we didn't even have to swipe right. Look where we are now. Wow.

Here he is. Producer Ready, everybody. Guys, guys, I want to give you an update real quick on all this laundry system that I did in my house. It's working fantastic. What's the system? The system is to give all my kids their own basket. They fill their dirty clothes. I do the laundry, but as soon as it's done, I dump it back in the room and they fold it.

It's been, what, a month? Do they fold it? They fold it nice and neat. They hang it up on their hangers. Everyone but the baby. Well, baby's got to get in line then. He's only three. He'll get there.

All right, good to know. Next up, when I met him, he was working as a delivery driver for Jason's deli. He had worked his way, as he says, all the way up to delivery boy number one? No, number two. He was close. He was close. Here he is. Lunchbox.

Guys, the other day I was walking the dog early in the morning, and I had no idea this job still existed. Did you know they still deliver newspapers in the car? Someone drives by me. Throwing newspapers out. And I was like, wow, people still get the newspaper delivered to their house. Amazing. Yeah, they still do that. Shocking.

So you didn't know the newspapers were still coming to houses. I had no. I thought everybody did it online. I didn't know newspaper delivery person was still a living. My mom used to do it. And so it brought back a lot of memories. And I was just like, good. I'm glad that guy's still out there delivering newspapers.

Nice. When I first met her, she was selling granite for a rock wholesaler. Still not sure what that means. Here she is. Amen. Okay. So I've been doing my Four Things podcast for years now, but I've never done it live before. And we announced that I'm doing my first live show in Wichita.

And so I would appreciate if the veteran in this category, which is Bobby, I feel like you've done tons of live things, would offer me advice. You just got to do it and mess up a lot. That's not the advice you want to hear, but you just got to do it. It'll be awesome. If you're in Wichita, you should go to this. Amy, the tickets go on sale Friday, right? Friday at 10 a.m. My only advice is go do it.

and then when everything goes wrong, because some stuff will go wrong, just be like, all right, well, the next time we'll be even better. Because you got it. Eddie and I played restaurants for 50 people. Fire alarms are going off. Sandwiches will be in deliver while we're playing. Equipment didn't work.

Everything goes wrong. But that's how you get better. You do it wrong and you learn. And finally, we got a voicemail here to set me up. I have an intro for Bobby. Standing in at six foot one inches tall, the sugar craving. His band is raging from Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

Bobby Bo! There we go. Thank you very much. Nick in Wisconsin, that was awesome. Snake in the Grass is over. It's over. The final episode was on Monday. I don't know if we're going to do another season.

We'll just wait and see. I don't know. I've mentioned before, they spent a whole bunch of money on that show, not knowing that they were going to put it on USA Network. The show did wonderfully. I'm very proud of it. Don't know if they can justify spending that money again

if they put it back on USA. But I don't know anything. Hopefully I'll find it. when it comes to Peacock, and you can watch every episode on Peacock. But Snake in the Grass is now over. It was eight episodes, and it was amazing. So thank you for the support, yes. How long until we find out if there's season two?

I don't know. Is there anyone we can call it and help them? I've already called. Oh. I have no idea. I'm just like, do we know anything? Do we just call USA Network? Do they have a number?

What about write letters? Do we just call 1-800 USA? It'll be in the paper, lunchbox. So, yeah. Order one to your house. Maybe you'll see it first. All right. All right. That's how we do it.

We started the show. Hope you guys are good. Let's get going here. It's time for the mailbag. Let's go. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah.

Hello, Bobby Bones. My six-year-old was being bullied in her new gymnastics class about her having a little belly. When my wife picked her up, she was in tears and she was so upset. Of course, rage overtook me, but I did not let her see it. It's the first time she's been picked on about, anything and she just can't understand why someone would say such mean things. How do you recommend handling this? My wife has a three-strike rule and then pulls her out if the

instructor's disciplinary actions don't fit. My advice is to punch her in the mouth next time. Nip the bullying in the bud. My wife doesn't like the idea. I've been teaching her self-defense and boxing so she has the skills to take up for herself, but she has too kind-hearted, it seems. Any advice. Thanks. Father of a bullied six-year-old. you're going to deal with this her whole life. Even the coolest kids, and I say coolest with finger quotes, because even the coolest kids get bullied at different stages.

I was never a cool kid. I got bullied my entire life. Self-defense is that. It's to defend yourself physically if someone else is coming at you, trying to hurt you physically. So she doesn't need to use the punching, the boxing. No. If somebody hits her and she feels like she can't stop it,

then she should use self-defense. But not in this situation. I think it's the education process of knowing why bullies bully. It sucks. I'm not going to act like it's fun. It's easy. But she's going to deal with this forever. And you're going to give her a band-aid for a situation that needs, like, long-term health.

So people pick on you and bully you because they themselves feel insecure about something. That's the root of everything. If anything, it's a try to teach her that she feels sorry for them. The bullies are losers. and that's how I'd say it at first, but then you go, you know what, they're not losers. They're just sad people. And so she should feel sorry for them

and you should teach her to hopefully be, and it's tough, either be extra nice back or just don't do anything at all. But don't be mean, don't confront. Again, if she's ever threatened physically, then you have to do what you have to do. You can tell the teacher, but I don't think you take her out of three strikes.

I think now you start arming her with the tools for what's going to happen the rest of her life. And at six, I'm sure it hurts, but it's probably the best time to start because you can't shield them from this forever. That's my advice. Educate her on why bullies bully and tell her how awesome she is.

Amy? I just had this exact conversation with my son because he was in a situation where he was definitely bullied and I know the kid and I know what he's going through and so I just had an honest conversation with my son about how that kid is hurting

and my son immediately had compassion and I could see him say, oh, man, yeah, oh, wow, I do feel bad for him. And it's not that my son should have to endure that. I also talked to the parent. I went to the mom and we had a discussion and I have compassion for the parents and what they're dealing with. So because that could easily be my son that turns around and does it to somebody else. And so it's just learning to work together. And it probably will be at some point.

Yes. It's just going to happen to your daughter, sir. I don't like to have to say that, but it is. And it's not teaching her how to get away from him. it's teaching her how when a diversity hits how to actually address it because it's going to come in many forms through her life. It stinks. And I mean, I got physically beat up a bunch as a kid too. But then what I did is I started doing people's homework and I would take that money sometimes and I would pay people to go and beat them up.

Smart. So I didn't know self-defense, but what I knew was how to do homework and get a dollar a page. That's right. And then I would hire people to go and if somebody was pounding on me to go and I threw, threaten or don't do that right now. But everybody's got to figure out their way out of the situation. But for right now, teacher, you know, you've heard this thing. Hurt people, hurt people.

I'm sorry you're going through this, but it will not be the first time. Doesn't mean it's any easier, but you can get through it, I promise you. No punching, no leaving class. Go tell the instructor, like Amy said. And thank you for the email because a lot of parents are going through this right now. All right. That's that. That's the mailbag.

Close it up. We got your email and we read it on the air. Now it's about to close. I saw this video on TikTok And the back of the SUVs opened up And I'm like something's moving around And then a bear Crawls out of the SUV

And then the video goes into the And it is destroyed I mean it is like It was barely left standing And Eddie and I were in California The whole last weekend And Eddie was looking for a bear the whole time That's all I wanted man to see a bear.

We went hiking one time He jumped out of his skin skin, and then a woman comes around the corner walking. He's like, I thought it was a bear. She was wearing a dark shirt. Did you have bear spray? No. What if y'all encountered one?

Yeah, we talked about that. We talked about it. And he was like, what do we do? We're supposed to go, like, run to it and lift our arms up. I'm like, no, that's if the bear is literally going to attack you. I said, what we would do is we'd slowly back away and just walk and get away from the bear. That's not what you said.

You said you would push everyone towards the bear and then run the other way. That's if the bear started running. I'd shove you toward it. Because the bear only wants one of us. Right. You'll get preoccupied with him. Yes. You go.

So we have on Vicky, who's SUV the bear was in. And Vicki, are you there? I am. Hi, guys. Hey, so wait, where were you when you found out this bear was in your truck? I was in bed. I was at my cabin in Arnold, California. And somebody wakes you up and goes, Vicki, somebody or something's in the truck, or do they know it was a bear?

We had no idea. So at like 4.30 in the morning, Arnold's dead quiet, by the way. This is like the country and I heard some honking. So I got up and I looked around and didn't see anything. So I went back to bed and at 6.30, two of my girlfriends came in panic saying that my car had like taken on a light with the phone. Lights were coming on and off. It was honking. So then we went out to the balcony.

I mean, the hazards are on. It's like it's being stolen. Every signal in this truck, SUV, whatever you're going to call it is going off. And so did you leave it open or did the bear pot? the back. Oh no, I opened that when we were trying to find out what happened. So the doors might have been unlocked, but he actually, he or she, it could have been a guy or girl, I don't know, opened the back door with their bear paw. That's crazy.

You open the door, the bear open the door. So the bear gets in and guys, I wish I could explain to you what it looks like, but it's like the bear went in and ripped all the stuff from the top of the car. And there's metal hanging down, every. So then what are you, after the bear runs into the wood. then what do you do? I was so stunned I couldn't even move. I just stood there. So I was up on the balcony of my house and my two girlfriends run down.

They open the doors and I see like little pieces of garbage fall out and that's where I say what I say in the video. But I just, I had no idea that that was my car coming apart. I was not ready. Yeah. Like not ready. It looks like the car should. It's metal. I mean, this is how strong these bears are.

So did the car drive fine? Did somebody come and tow it out of there? What happened? couldn't drive it, the whole dash is ripped out. Oh, wow. So we had to call it a tow truck driver. This is a very boogey bear. I mean, he wanted a Ranger River and he tried to drive it.

So what was in the Ranger Rover food or smell-wise that made him get into it? Altoids. Are you curious? Seriously? I mean, that is the only thing that was in there and he didn't even touch him. Didn't even look at him. Like you left a half rack of ribs or chilies or something in there. Not a thing.

I don't have little kids. We didn't eat in the car. There was nothing in there for it. get. What did insurance say when you called and told them? They could not believe it. They were just laughing and stunned, but it's covered, which is great. Yeah, it's a bizarre, bizarre situation. And I guess I thought that it was, the back was, so somebody had to go and actually open the back while the bear was in there? So we literally stood on that second balcony and like stunned for about seven to 10 minutes, wondering what was in the car. I mean, part of me thought maybe a tweaker. It's terrible. I had no

idea what was in the car and I said oh I'll pop the hatch and then we put on the TV or the telephone camera and still nothing happened it it sat in there it didn't realize that the hatch was open so that's when my friend who's a horse girl and very brave moved the truck behind it to get its attention I feel like if I were going to have to go and open the hatch if I knew a bear was in there I would open it like I would light a firecracker like you run down you lighter than you run as soon as possible so you don't get blown up but that's a crazy story so as a Is this, are you, like, are people calling you, have the news run this clip? Like, what's happened with this clip since you posted it?

Um, it went, it went viral. I mean, it's got like over two million views, but no, nobody's called me. I actually, um, I actually had a California wolf spider land on me the next day, and that video got the ring's attention. And they want an interview, which is funny or on TV. The ring, what's that? You know, the ring cameras. Oh, they, oh, wow. So weird stuff.

happens to you on a ring cam. Yeah. That's how you can make money. Oh, so I need to get a ring cam. Do a ring cam and set up some weird stuff that happened to you on a ring cam. Yeah. Well, Vicki, we really appreciate you calling and sharing your

story with us. Thank you guys. It's very weird. That's really weird. And we'll link it on our page so people can see it. But the bear's in the truck. And the bear probably did open the door handle. It's not this bear's first rodeo. And he likes luxury cars. Well, Vicki, thank you. Hope you have an awesome day.

and we will talk to you soon. Thanks, guys. Okay, thanks. Here's the thing, guys. I don't know why I say we'll talk to you soon and I'll probably never talk to her again my whole life. But I just am used to saying that with people on the phone, like interviews and stuff. Like, oh, I talk to you.

And that felt like an interview more than it did a caller that was calling in. All right, talk to you soon. The narrator, they never spoke again. But that was awesome. Great story. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Tell me something good. Terrence Sessions was gassing up his car when he looked and he saw a wallet laying in the middle of the road and he was like, man, I got to get that wallet. You know, gas is expensive. So he goes out there and plays a real-life Frogger. Woo! Dogeing cars. Woo! For those of what Frogger it is, it's an old, old game.

It's like an Atari game where you're like, boink, boing. Dodging cars coming through. Like jump up, jump back. Yeah. You don't know a frog. It's an arcade game. It was like in every pizza hut. Well, it's also not a little boy.

Okay. Not that all little boys, but I think most. Yeah. So it's probably an age and a boy thing. Go ahead. So he finds the wallet and he finds an ID in it. He had his daughter in the car. So he's like, what should I do with it?

Should I just go turn it into the gas station? Should I just leave it, you know, just toss it in the trash? So nope, he put the wallet in his pocket. After he got done gassing up his car, he drove to the house and it was a nurse that had dropped her wallet. Boom. So he was teaching his daughter something really nice. Like, hey, when you find something, you return it.

Is that a story about the woman who found all the money in the KFC sandwich? the box. Don't tell me more. Well, it turns out that was like their deposit. They put it in the, they gave her the wrong box. She took it back. Wait, wait, wait. Why would you put money in a chicken box?

Well, what I think happens is you put it in a zipper thing and then you probably put it in a box of something. I mean, maybe, I don't know. I don't worry it. Why would there be money in the chicken box? Oh, I see what you're saying. So they disguise it when they carry it out. It looks like they just had a bucket of chicken.

Good call. So I don't know why, yeah. I don't know if it's a bucket. I think it was a box. Okay. Same thing. They hit her the box to the window. Question. If I keep that money, am I in trouble?

They probably never know. Exactly. No, not exactly, but I'm saying that was the great thing about it. She took it back. What do you mean? You'd be on camera getting that bucket. Box. You'd be in trouble with your heart. But how would they know which one it was?

Exactly. They know it's like one of ten. I'm not exactly. I'm not on your team. I'm just saying it's not as you probably never know. And that's why I think it was great that she gave it back. Exactly. I told you.

So both are good stories. Yeah, but Terence did that to teach his daughter, you know, hey, be responsible and turn things in. There you go, and she did this to teach people who got chicken. Turn money in. Did they give her a reward? I don't think so. Maybe they gave her a chicken coupon.

Ooh, that'd be nice. That would be nice. I don't know if that's true, though. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, Morgan, a lot of listeners said they wanted to hear your story about you catching the person stealing your mail or trying to steal your mail. What happened? Yeah, so I was at work, and I got a notification for my ring doorbell camera, and I pull it up, and I look, and there's this orange Nissan.

on Ultima sitting in my driveway. Never seen that car in my life. That's a bold car to be stealing. An orange Ultima? Yes. Like get a white one. Wow, okay. And I was shocked. I was like, maybe they're turning around. No, they're sitting there for several minutes. And then finally, my notification goes off again. And the passenger gets out of their car, goes to my mailbox, opens it up, looks for anything. And then closes it, runs back to the car and they drive away. So there was nothing in there, luckily? Thank goodness. Nothing was in there. Yeah. So what do you do? I filed a police report, and I mean, I'm hoping they find them. It's an orange car.

There's not a lot of orange cars out there. That's what I'm saying. Like, get an automobile that is a more dismal. Yeah. So a couple things. One, what people do, some people do that want to steal your identity, if they get into your mail, and they can find anything with your social or part social address, that stuff's in your mail. So what they do is they try to steal your mail.

Then they can have at least one or two data points to try to steal your identity. That's thing one. Thing two is they may just be trying to steal stuff. Like a porch pirate, but without the guts to go all the way up on the porch. But not as good of stuff in the mail. Maybe a check or something. But yeah, I'm glad you caught them. So what do the cops say or what do they say when you called it?

They haven't said anything. And I did talk to my mailman about it happening. He was like, you can put up one of those locked mailboxes that they can't get into. And I did, because I hadn't done this before, I changed all of my statements over to electronics. So now they really can't get a hold of anything. It'll just be like junk mail in there. That's the number one thing. advise people to do if you can make it electronic do because it's hard for people to get that

information if it's on the internet especially people that are just driving around looking in mailboxes but I'm glad you made that call because they're not just doing this to you no this is somebody in the neighborhood or somebody in town that's going to mailboxes trying to steal mail for one reason or the other that's also very scary they do in the daytime I guess when everybody's at work yeah I guess they thought I wasn't there but I just can't get over that it was an orange car like they can find you very easily with an orange car. Yeah, it'd be like somebody, you know, in a Chick-fil-A van. You'd be like, bro, you're driving the loudest vehicle that there is.

Speaking of money, here's a story because it does kind of give us an idea of what happens if this happens. And the whole story is if somebody put extra money in lunchboxes account, what would you do? He'd spend it. And he did spend it. Who did that happen to here? Me. It was you. Yeah, I went to the ATM and it accidentally said you had $450 extra dollars. Like, okay. So I bought a plane ticket to Vegas. Right. And eventually the bank came back and said, You owe us his money. I was trying to tell them, money gone, sorry.

But they said, we're taking their money from you. And so many times there's a story about somebody gets paid too much, and lunchbox is like, no, they should have to pay. Run, I'd move, I'd get an island. We're like, bro, it's a thousand bucks. I'd still get an island. So here you go. Google accidentally paid a guy $250,000 three weeks ago.

It wasn't his money. And so he gets on Twitter and is like, hey, guys, I got this money. Google, please take it back. No one won't answer. I can't get in touch with anybody. His name is Sam Curry. He's a staff security engineer in Omaha, Nebraska. So he says, it's been a little over three weeks since Google randomly sent me $249,999,000, $9,99, and I still have not heard anything back. He said, I sent a support ticket. And then he tagged Google. Is there anything we can do? So he's like, it's okay if you don't want it back, but I'm just putting it out there. And so Google finally confirmed it had accidentally paid the guy, the 249,

It was human error, and they were going to retrieve the payment, which is what he wanted. So then an attorney jumped in on this because this is often... Yes. The attorney is going to agree with me and be like, dude, you could have kept that money. Let's go. So Peter M. List with Vista criminal law, this is what he said. It's illegal to knowingly keep money that was accidentally deposited into your account. Spending that money is considered a form of theft, which could result in misdemeanor charges if the deposit is under $9.50 or felony charges for a larger amount.

So that is an, it's a crime. If you know, and it was an accident, that is a crime. No, no, shake your head, it is. It's literally the law. You don't know that that was an accident. You assume they tried to pay that. Like, you're good at your job. Cool. Thanks, man.

You don't assume that if you've never once had a check like that ever and it shows up randomly. You don't assume that. There's another story. Honda is asking for cash back from employees after they overpaid bonuses. Oh, no. A company's employing thousands of people in Central Ohio and they've had to go by those people and be like, hey, we need her money back. That stinks. employees say a return of the money will be hard for the families,

but an attorney not involved with the case says that Honda's properly going about collecting the overpayments. According to the memo, the employee owed just shy of 8% of his bonus payment back. And they go on to say the same thing under the Fair Labor Standards Act overpayments of bonuses or wages can be recouped by the employer. That stinks, so you get a bonus.

Yeah, man. You're like, wow, especially if they didn't tell you how much it was, then you just see it and you think that your whole bonus. That's a little. Exactly. This is going to create a bad work environment. Everybody's going to be mad. That's from NBC4.

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Two stories, which may be hard to believe. Number one, scientists claim we'll find aliens within 25 years. That's our lifetime. That's it. That's our lifetime. A government scientist said that we'll be able to find alien life outside of our solar system within 25 years. But current technology such as the James Webb Space Telescope, one of our most powerful is not powerful enough to locate it yet. So it's an astrophysicist, all these fancy titles.

And he's like, yeah, we'll find it next 25 years. All the stuff that's been leaked out. And even the people that are going, we can't tell you everything as if we did, this place would go bananas. There's just so much of that Where there's a whole lot of smoke There's something burning I'm not gonna go straight smoke fire But I'm gonna say where there's a whole whole lot of smoke

There's something burning So that's the first wild story The second one is actually from this show Because we are going to Las Vegas this weekend For our IHeartRadio Music Festival And it's also, it's a big weekend for lunchbox Because he loves Vegas And he loves trying to act like a big deal in Vegas

Yes He likes to tell people who he is So here's his new idea, go ahead I want to hire bodyguards for this weekend in Las Vegas. Do you think you're in danger? No, I don't think I'm in danger. I think it's a status symbol that people will be like, when you see people with bodyguards,

you're like, oh, who is that? Who is that? So if even they don't know who I am, they're going to start asking questions like, hey, do you know who that is? And they're going to try to take pictures and be like posting online. Hey, who is this guy with bodyguards?

Let's just picture this. I'm sitting at a blackjack table, right? Hold on. We're picturing it, everybody? Get your pictures ready. Okay. I got chips stacked in front of me. But in chips, so, it's not like hundreds of thousands.

It's like 80 bucks. Right. And I have a couple drinks there, you know what I mean? And I'm sitting there. And there's two bodyguards just standing behind me. Just like, boom. Everybody is going to be like, man, who's that playing bike check? Who is that?

So your dream is just for people to take pictures of you and not know who you are. Well, they're going to send to their friends. Like, oh my gosh, I saw this celebrity. It had two bodyguards. It's a status thing. And I think it just gets me even more to a bigger level. Like, when you're in Vegas and you have bodyguards, people take notice. But how would that get you to a bigger level? Like, where's the, I mean,

more people start following me, more people know who you are. They're going to ask, they're going to ask their friends. Hey, I got to pay for this person. Now, do you want to pay for this or do you want the company to pay for? I was thinking the company would pay for it. Okay, here you go, per day for a full time bodyguard per day is around a thousand bucks a day. That's perfect. So 2,000 bucks a day for two bodyguards for three days. You're looking at 6 grand. And you want the company to pay for that? Yeah. Zero percent chance. But don't you think it would be We're lucky we're not standing in Reno and driving down to Vegas. Don't you think it would be awesome, though?

If I had bodyguards everywhere I went? No. You don't need them, and it would be stupid. And it's also not a status symbol thing. Oh, yeah, right. Why not just get nice clothes? Well, I can do that too, but no one, everybody has nice clothes in Vegas. A lot of people have nice clothes in Vegas.

You have people in cut off teas and then people in suits. I mean, that doesn't do anything. Bodyguards sends a message. It does send a message, but I don't think it's for you. Man. I think it's kind of. we'll call it, we'll say D.E. It's early in the morning.

We'll call it D.E. D.E. Yeah. Rines with Mushi. Oh, I just thought, man, I thought about it and I was like, man, I'd be so cool to have bodyguards around me. I told the story on my sports podcast, 25 whistles, a couple weeks ago,

but Caitlin and I were at dinner during our vacation, and all these bodyguards come in, like four of them. Big dudes. Yeah. And they're all wearing Nike Air shirts. And they weren't all black, but Nike Air on the back. and Caitlin's like somebody's here

and I'm like what do you mean she goes there are four bodyguards that walked in and one of them was talking to the manager and so we're right next to them and the manager's like no we can't we can't do that

what the bodyguard had asked was for them to clear the restaurant completely to get everybody out of the restaurant because this person coming in wanted the restaurant to themselves and the manager's like no I'm not doing that

and so the bodyguard walks off and then Caitlin sees who it is and she's like do not turn around do not turn around you don't tell somebody who wants to turn around

Don't turn around. Don't turn around. Because then I want to really turn around. And so then, apparently the bodyguard asked, okay, well, then we need everybody hit their phones away. There are only like four people in this restaurant, by the way. It's late. It's like, no phones. No phones at all.

And so they were like, no, we're good. And so he said, well, our person can't eat here then. And so they're like, okay, cool. And I think they were a little surprised by that. And so it was Drake. And then Drake walked up. See, that's what I'm talking about. Notice the bodyguards.

You said. They didn't do anything for them. They literally didn't take anybody out. They didn't take anybody's cell phone. And what they did, they're like, hey, we can get you a table. We'll put it right down because we're at this restaurant near the beach. 20 feet away. They put a table on the beach that they would have done for anybody if they would ask, even if we'd asked.

And Drake sat down there with his girlfriend or girl and ate dinner. But he wanted to be seen. Like, he went parading through the rest. It was a whole thing. Wait, but I thought he didn't want to be seen. No, no. That's the whole point. He sent bodyguards in.

My opinion is he sent bodyguards in to be like, okay we need to get everybody out of here we'd be like why and then we all had to get kicked out or put your phones away why and then we tweet Drake made us put her phone away but they didn't allow any of that and then Drake didn't get to eat in the restaurant and he went down

to the you know 30 feet away at the beach that is cool and he walked by and he was funny Caleb's like don't turn around don't turn around and he walked right by our table and that's it and then he walked and he was like man um baby you're my everything oh he did no but in my mind he was saying that

as he was going by. But he had bodyguards, but he probably pays them and probably needs them. You proved my point for me. The bodyguards walked in and your wife... If you want to pay for them, get it. And your wife immediately goes, there's someone here. Yeah, but she wasn't impressed. She was like, why are they doing? They're trying to kick people out. Man. Like, it's cool fans of Drake, but we're not going to go up and... Hey, we're eating there, Drake. So if you want to pay for it, go for it. But I don't think you want to pay for it.

No, I was hoping the company was. Yeah, there's zero percent chance of that. We'll find aliens before the company does that in case anybody's wondering. On the phone, Carol, who lives in Massachusetts. Good morning, Carol. Good morning. How are you? What can I do for you? So we saw Jason Aldeen in Mansfield, Massachusetts over the weekend.

And he's touring with Travis Tritt. So I was wondering, because you're so close to Jason Aldine, why you don't ask him what's going on with Travis Tritt? Well, here's the thing about Travis Tritt. He blocked me on Twitter. There's rarely a nice word said about him as a person, but I love Travis Tritt's music, and I just kind of, I'm good where I am. I have a good separation.

I can still enjoy his music. I ain't trying to force anything. I don't need to be everybody's friend. And if I ever just want to slam some awesome 90s, what I don't want to do? Take it easy. Take it easy. It's a great day to be alive.

And if all he did was block me on, Twitter and say a couple things, all good. If he punches me in the face because I tried to then I can't even listen to his music anymore. Yeah, that's different. Yeah. So, we're good. I'm good. Hey, I don't want to hit up Jason.

I'll be like, yo, dude, can you make me and Travis friends? Yeah. But it's a great question, Carol. But I'm pretty good where I am because I still want to enjoy Travis Tritz music because I do a whole lot. Yeah, he's really, I mean, he was really good, but we didn't know he was opening. We thought it was Tracy Moore.

So we were like, oh, no, we're going to be between, Bobby Bones if we go see him because he's not being nice to him. It's okay. You're like, oh, no. I enjoy Travis Tritz music. Now, Tracy Lawrence, now that's my dude. Yeah. I love Tracy Lawrence.

As a person, his music, Eddie and I open for Tracy Lawrence once. And I love, Tracy Lawrence gives back. Every Thanksgiving does a humongous turkey fry. Like, that's the guy right there. Hey, more Tracy Lawrence's. And we'll just leave it there. Yeah, just that's it. All right, Carol, thank you very much.

Hope you have an awesome day. The war. You two things. All right. Bye-bye. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So have you been wearing white, even though it's after Labor Day? I thought that rule was dead like 1989. I know, but some people still hold on to it. So this is your friendly reminder that you can ignore that outdated fashion rule.

Other things to ignore, jeans with a jean jacket is cool now. So denim on denim. Canadian tuxedo. That's what that is. Rocket soldiers. Yeah. Your shoes, your belt, your socks. they don't all have to match.

Thank you. Thank God I'm colorblind. It doesn't. Socks and sandals are more acceptable now. Of course they are because it's comfortable. Here's the two things that are happening right now in fashion. Number one, they're making clothes more sustainable, meaning it's cool to care about the environment. They're not making, they still are, but they're making an effort, these companies are making an effort to not make clothes that are really expensive.

You can only wear once or twice because that's what happens with a lot of people. So they're making clothes that are more generic and base. So you can wear them over and over again. without feeling like, oh, and you shouldn't feel that way, wear them all you want. But some people don't want to wear them over and over again because I have social media for the most part. But they're making clothes more sustainable. The second thing that's happening is I'm still colorblind. So when I get dressed and I don't have help, I break a lot of these rules accidentally. Yes. One final thing to bring up is a no hats indoors. People don't care about that rule anymore.

Yeah, I haven't cared since sixth grade. That's when they told me. It's more so like our grandparents generation. So that one's starting to fade and you can wear a hat anytime. Well, some people still, out of respect, take their hat off when they walk inside. Hey, Ray, what's the date of this pile? September 21st, 2004? It's making sure. I felt like a lot of these roles have been dead for a long time. Okay, good.

Yeah, like, I don't take my head off anywhere. Ray was so confused. It was like, I don't know what I'm going to do here. I know. I was making sure what year this was. Yeah, no, it's 2021. No, it's 22. Oh, gosh.

That's why it's outdated. She's reading the one from last year? Time is flying Okay All right So last year A bunch of Yeti coolers And when I say a bunch

Like 109 containers worth They were on a cargo ship Shipping over And they fell off The cargo ship Near Washington's Olympic Peninsula And now they are finally Washing up to shore in Alaska

How cool would it be If you get like four coolers That floated up On the beach where you live Oh I'm awesome Oh Yetties? They're not cheap Yeah that'd be pretty cool

I should be like Oh the environment And I am But it was only 100 No, no, 109 containers. No containers, dude. Oh, I thought that's a container. No, no, no.

That's a lot of them. You know what? I do feel kind of sad for the environment, but I feel even better for the people that got those free Yetis. That's pretty cool. Wow. Yeah, and guess what?

All the Yetty coolers were in excellent conditions. I bet. This is actually kind of good advertising for all the money they probably lost from that. All right, so I'm going to play you a little Zach Bryan. To you, I'm just a man to me, you're all I am waiting. He had a show in Raleigh, North Carolina, and a college student tried to buy tickets to it, but she got scammed out of $600.

Well, Zach saw the post about it on TikTok and then left tickets for her at Will Call, which I thought was a really sweet thing to do. I love when artists are paying attention to their people. Yeah, that's good. And he's a big TikTok guy. I mean, we've been big Zach Bryan fans at our house for probably a year or so now. I like him. He puts out a lot of sad songs. I love sad songs.

I love it. Every time I play one of a songs, I'm like, check this one out. I'm sad Yeah All right, is that it? I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news.

With Bobby. Tell me something good. So there's a sheriff's office in North Carolina and they get a call late at night saying, hey, we're missing our family member. And so she was an older woman. She was described as having a cognitive disorder and that she just walked away from the family home

in the middle of the night. They couldn't find her, straight up. So the deputy, Kevin Dean, he got there with this dog, whose name is Roki, and it was pouring down rain. And so it's just crazy what these dogs can do. They let the dog sniff some of her stuff, some of her clothes. 40 minutes, and the dog found the older lady in the woods. The fact that they can smell that, like, that strong. Or they can do anything.

My dog does do anything. Like, he lays. Scratches. He runs. He's got about seven minutes of energy a day. But he doesn't do anything with precision. Well, he has a New York bestseller, doesn't he? Yeah, and it's totally changed since that book came out too.

He's an author. The guy's changed completely. The woman was returned to her grateful family, and they announced on social media, and they were like, hey, shout out Roki. Shout out Kevin Dean, they found her. You also know that's scary for the family. She just goes missing into the woods. So shout out to Roki.

That's pretty cool. He deserves the extra sausage today. Yeah, a little pepperoni. You know what? So do I. Why? Why you? Just because I feel like an extra sausage today.

Yeah, I think we all need one. All right, that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here's a voicemail from last night. Just wondering why Bobby never participates in line karaoke. I would love to hear that. Thank you for asking that. I would love to play as well.

But a lot of the stuff, Mike and I kind of hammer out what the game's going to be or he does. And I'm like, cool, let's build. So it's just so much building of games by me. But also, too, you would know every word. Every word and every song. Yeah, you're good at that. You would dominate. Yeah.

I'm my big lyric guy, but I think I could fake it pretty good. I'll play sometime in the next couple months. That would be fun. I think people want me to lose, though, if I play, but that's fine. I would like to play as well. So thank you for asking that. It reminds me more life, less stress. Is that what it is, Ray?

Less stress, more life. Here you go. Close. I say more smiles and frowns. That's my new thing. Oh, good. More smiles than frowns, yeah. Here is a voicemail from Jerry and Kentucky.

What's the update on the building? Are they done doing construction and bothering you guys? Has there been people who've moved in? Are you guys staying or are you guys going somewhere else? Just curious, it's been while for an update. For those that don't know, we're in a building. We're the only ones left. They've moved everybody out except for us.

We're all alone. And yes, the new people are here. They're up there doing stuff. They're constantly rebuilding. And people honk horns underneath the building. Oh, it comes through the studio. There's drilling. It's weird because, again, we're the only people here that we know.

So, I don't know. We're here until at least another year, I think. Right, Scoob, Steve? I think I have some bad news Maybe a little longer than that What? You know what, whatever As long as it's consistent, I don't care We can stay here forever

Yeah, I'm fine, I'll be here for me. We don't have any friends here And nobody, but also nobody comes and bothers us Right, so who needs friends? No, exactly. We're good. That's my whole life. Oh, I know about it.

Well, parking is hard though. Yeah, it's okay. I got my own spot. So anyway. Okay, for everybody else. The other nine people on the show. Amy, let's do the morning corny. Here we go.

The morning corny. What's the best band to listen to in autumn? What's the best band to listen to in autumn? The spice girls. That was the morning corny. That makes no sense. No, come autumn all the spices. No, the pumpkin spice girls would be the answer.

Yeah, all the spices come in autumn? I'm not going to say that's not a real band. I think autumn would have been Fallout Boy. That's what I was thinking too. That's what I had. But pumpkin. Guys, this isn't investigative corny. No, no.

Okay, fine, fine. What's the best band to listen to in the fall? Duh, the pumpkin spice girls. Okay, that's the funniest one. Pumpkin spice girls. We workshopped it. That sounds better. We didn't workshop it.

I just told you what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, but they're not the pumpkin spice girl, so it doesn't work. Yes, it does. It's a joke. It doesn't have to be literal. Right. Everyone's fighting over this dumb joke. I hope it doesn't have to be literal because I'd be trouble.

Alfonzo Roberto turns 51 today. He was Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Does a dance. I mean, we always know him as car. He's done other stuff. I think he hosted AFV. He's doing Dancing with the Stars right now, but he will always be Carlton.

A lot because he doesn't look any older. Yeah. He had facial hair young, so he just blessing and a curse. But he'll always be Carlton. So we're going to do his play a game here, where I'll give you the actor, you tell me the role they're kind of just known for. They've done other things,

but the role they're really just known for. Mike in Virginia Beach, what's up, buddy? How are you? Hey, Bobby, and good morning, studio. Morning. I'm going to give you an actor here. And if you go seven for eight, you win a $50 gift card to Sonic. I'll give you an actor.

Tell me the role that they are mostly known for. And you can use a lifeline once with somebody here in the studio. Okay? All right. Number one, David Schwimmer. Friends. Correct. Mike, will we accept that?

Did they just say the show? The show? Okay. He played Ross Geller in Friends. That's correct. One for one. Nice job. Number two.

Chris Hemsworth. Thor is correct. Nice job. That's a tough one. That's a tough one. Because I don't know which Hemsworth does what. But I know they're both good looking. That's true.

Next up. Toby McGuire. Spider-Man. Three for three, three for three. We're on track here. Number four. Daniel Radcliffe. Harry Potter.

Yes, sir. Number five. Jim Parsons. Oh, crap. The, uh, uh, Where the world blows up. Well, we got to bleed that out. You're good.

We got a bleep button here. Come on, man. Can I phone a friend? Life line it up there, Mike. All right. I'm going to go with Eddie. Eddie, Jim Parsons. I already got written down.

That's Big Bang Theory. Correct. Nice shot. Yeah. All right, that's five. You got to get two more. Or one more, who cares. Ralph Machio.

Karate Kid. That's correct. That's correct. All right. For the win, for the win. Tofer Grace. Say that again? Tofer Grace.

70s show. Wow. Wow. All right. Well, let's see if you go 8 for 8 because you've already won. This is a tough one. Mm-hmm. That's off.

Yeah. Kit Harrington. Can I do? I only get one life. You've already won, but you can lifeline if you want, but go ahead. Kit Harrington. All right. Everybody picks on lunchbox.

Let's go with Lunchbox. No, lunchbox picks on everybody. Yeah, thank you. People are like, everybody picks on lunchbox. Everybody picks on me. Go ahead, lunch. Kit Harrington is the car in Knight Rider. Wow, that's so wrong.

That was Kit, but Kit Harrington is the actual person's name. Oh, that's a trick question. Eddie. No, no clue. Amy? I have no idea. Kit Harrington plays John Snow in Game of Thrones. Oh, there you go.

But it doesn't matter because Mike is our big winner today. Nice job, but hey, Mike, you sound like you watch a decent amount of television. I really don't. Okay, Mike. Okay, buddy. You knew every one of those. What's your favorite show right now, Mike? Do you have a new show that you're watching?

Snake in the grass. Nice. No, good answer. Just ended, just ended, but yes. Now he's laughing. I'm about to cuss out. No, actually, we're watching that new dragon show. Yeah, it's really good.

The Game of Thrones prequel. I enjoy it more than I thought I would, and it's a little easier to follow than Game of Thrones, in my opinion. Do you agree, Mike? I do agree, because I guess we've got a little bit of knowledge from the Game of Thrones.

Yeah, probably. There's just so many names and houses previously, but yeah, it's really good. It is really good. I'm watching the show The Patient on Hulu. You should check that out, Mike. It's Steve Karell. It's a serious show,

but he's a therapist who gets abducted by a serial killer, and the serial killer is like, You need to therapy me out and wanting to kill people. It's crazy. It's only like 25 minutes an episode. It's really good. It's called the patient.

All right, well, I will give it a shot. All right, and we're going to send you a $50 gift card to Sonic. It's our boy, Mike, right here's a big winner. Mike, hang on the phone. We will get you your prize. Man, he crushed that. He's like, no, I don't watch TV. Yeah, good.

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Uh-oh. Yeah, I don't even believe in them. I don't know that I want to be a part of it. Yeah, I do. Because we were big-time by somebody asking for an interview, straight up big-timed, and I'm just thinking about cursing them. So, wow, like they just blew us off or said no chance. No chance.

Oh, that's curse. You know? I'm down with curse. Okay, you got lunchbox. I'm in. That's all I need. That's how I know I'm on the right track. Okay.

Is it? I'm sure. So possibly we do that in a little bit. Is it not, is it a misunderstanding? No, no, no. They're good. They don't want to come on. They just not only know, and that's okay, but they don't, they never can.

Do you know how to put a- Never can? Well, it was like, yeah, we can't. I want to move off this because I'll come back to it. Okay. Because you only, in my mind, a curse only works if it rhymes. Oh. So I got to start putting it together, you know?

So we'll come back to that in a few minutes. Now here's the challenge for you guys. One, two, three, Amy, Eddie, Lunchbox. I don't want to say who the artist is, but this artist released a new song. has a different-ish sound for what we know them for. And so I'm going to play it and you're going to tell me how you feel. Ten meaning greatest song ever, you'll stream it until your computer shuts down. But smoke coming out of it.

Oh boy. Or zero, you never want to hear it again because it sounds like dog crap taste, even though you never taste a dog crap. Got it. Okay. Do you think you know who it is? No idea. No chance.

Not a clue. What do you think about that? It doesn't have to even be like your exact style of music. because I don't usually listen to stuff that hard, but it's me going, can I objectively say if that song's a good song or not? Yeah. And then what I listened to it? Everybody good? Yeah.

Amy, I'm going to start with you because you're scared the whole time it was playing. Yeah, I'm definitely never listening to that, but I could see if it came on at a spin class or something. Oh, great, great idea there if it came on. Harder. Because sometimes they play dance music, no words. And I'm like, I don't want to work. I just want to leave. I want to walk out of this place.

Like, give me something. with words that, you know, even like a Beyonce Coleplay remake. Oh, wow. Yeah, when they do that stuff, that's good. Amy, your number. So my number between dog stuff and... Yeah, zero to ten. Okay.

One. Wow, that's really low. That's really, really, really low. Well, because I'm also not really going to go to a spin class, so... Oh, true. No, she doubled us up there. Lunchbox? Look, when it first started, it was not what I expected. I thought you were going to bring some soft-balt thing. And I was like, ah, caught me off guard.

Then whoever that is started singing. I was like, man, this is kind of... Catchy. This is good. Seven. Seven, okay. I mean, it was... Burn it down the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie? Oh, yeah. I thought I was a garden, but then my lawyer told me to testify. What was it? That was the line? A God, I think. Oh, I don't know. I don't understand. Bones, that's dog poop. I'm going to give it a three. I would probably never listen to that because it's not my style. I mean, it's decent, but it's a dog poop, man. You can't give it a dog poop if it's three. Dog poop is zero. I'm not going to go zero because that would just be disrespecting art. Are you about to tell us that someone that we're going to be feet?

I'm going to feel so bad I gave them a one. Is it Aldine? It's... No. Is it Gar? One step away. Uh, Tricia. It's not.

No. It's Nickelback. People hate on nickelback for absolutely no reason other than their songs are a little too awesome. Is that right? Yeah. Never meet it as a wise man. I'll never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never. Come on.

I thought I was a God until my lawyer told me to testify. I thought I was a God until. until my lawyer woke me up. He was dreaming. So good, man. Nickel back pretty cool. Oh, my God. What is that?

And what is that on Johnny's head? Yeah. That's a good line too. Is that what Johnny said? Yeah, photograph. Now let's do the news. Bobby's big. Stories.

Experts warn against the One Chip challenge because it's sending kids to the hospital. That's from the New York Post. We've done this on the show. It's always funny when they come out and go. this is not healthy. This is not safe. Don't do it. And we're like, well, six months ago, we did. So there's a chip. It's the packy, pocky chip. They say it? Pocky. Pachy. And so you buy it, and it's the Carolina Reaper pepper in it and you eat it and you cry and scream. Who ate it on this show?

Lunchbox. Did you lose a wheel spin or did you do it for money? Or you probably just assigned it to it? No, we would never just assign a chip to you. Scoob, what was it? I believe it was a wheel. It was a wheel. It was a wheel. It was. a wheel. Medical experts have said don't do this. It's awful. It's awful. And then Amy did like the shot. Oh, the hot shot. Oh, the hottest shot in the world and I almost died. I actually forgot about that until the other day someone brought it up to me and I thought, wow, that was this year and I almost lost my life.

You didn't almost die. Yes, I did. I worried for a good 10 seconds. You hear me on the air. Get genuinely scared. Yeah. Okay, she starts going, oh, oh, and I never go. Let's shut it down and go to song. But for a brief second, I thought, should we shut this down? And then I was in your office on the floor, sweating, gagging. I'm pale, but also red. It's like, oh, the whole thing was just terrible. It's on YouTube, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. So the one chip challenge with lunchbox and the one shot challenge, Amy. How did that? Is that the wheel, too? There's even a cartoon that we made out of that one with Amy and the hot shot. There is? Yeah. Okay, let's repost that then, up on our Twitter and Facebook.

Oh, yeah, at the end of the show. the cartoon I'm being carried off in a stretcher. That's right. That's right. Next story, road trips are amazing for your relationship. This is from your tango.com. A survey found that 90% of couples who've taken road trips together say it strengthens their relationship. According to the survey, a majority admitted to having conversations they wouldn't usually have because they're together so much and they're finding things to talk about. And sometimes these conversations were uncomfortable, but actually created for more bonding and bigger breakthroughs. Kail and I, we drive a good amount. We go to Arkansas. We have a cabin in Arkansas where I'm from. And we spend five or six

hours on the road three or four times a year. We also are together a lot. But the road trips are good because I will listen to podcasts. I will never listen to her doing it because we switch off doing podcasts. So I'll listen to the morning toast and I'm a toaster because of her because that's her podcast. So I toast it up and I like those girls because she's made me listen to them. Does it create conversation like this was saying like do you all have deep? You have to. I don't I don't know about deep, but... Or conversations you might not otherwise have. Yeah, like, hey, I like this podcast.

Oh. Cool. Wait, wait. Yes, it does, yes. You've been saying Chad Kroger's name all wrong from Nickelback. I've never said his name. Well, you have said his name. I'm sure in some capacity.

He said... His name is actually Chad Kruger. Hmm. Like Freddie. Mm-hmm. It was confirmed by Chad himself, who said just so many people said it wrong for so long. He was just like, fine. Fine.

It's, fine. It's Kroger. But it's Chad Kruger. So here is Chad Kruger being interviewed on Loud Wire Nights and given the real pronunciation of his name. We are catching up with Chad Kruger frontman for Nickelback. And it is Kruger, right? Because you know 50% of the internet says Kroger. 50% of the internet says Kruger.

Okay, it's Kruger. It's Kruger. Don't trust the internet. Scoob, I would love to talk to Chad Kruger on the show. I know Eddie has some sort of weird problem with him because he's so awesome. and it makes Eddie uncomfortable. Yeah, I think he's a great guy and great music. Great guy.

You guys know him? He's Canadians, so I'm sure he's super nice. That's true. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, he's got a great point there with that, honestly. I'd love to talk to, I mean, so many, so many jams from Nickelback. Uh-huh. I mean, do I do list them again?

No, no, you already did. Okay, cool. You're good. Single people out drink, married people. This is from Elite Daily. A new study shows that singles outboos their married peers by a wide margin, married people drink less frequently and fewer drinks. and I would understand

if they continue this article and set up is because they had kids or more responsibilities which I'm assuming that's what it is probably or you just get older can't tolerance goes down

age has got to be a thing too you get married older yeah I'm thinking lunchbox is slowed yeah tremendously just because he doesn't have the time

but he still would yeah I just don't have time there's no time when you're married and you have kids you don't have time to go to the bars Ray still goes pretty hard

but he doesn't have kids yeah I mean if it's one day a week. I don't know if that's considered going hard. Yeah, but when you go hard right, it's like when the alcohol touches your lips, you're immediately drunk. No, I just do four max now. I keep the bottle caps. It's like Barney on the Simpsons. The first time he ever drank,

because Barney was like a college, like Ivy League type guy. He's the guy at the bar. He had one drink and all of a sudden his hair got frazzles when he was just Barney. That's Ray when he drinks. That's funny. Next up, Sarah Paulson. She, by the way, she was in the O.J. Simpson. No, no. Let me do the last couple.

She was in that, but she also did Monica Lewinsky. She was the lady in the Monica Lewinsky trip. Like her friend that lied to her. Yeah. You know, you remember her name? Yeah, no, I can't think of her name. Dang. So we'll get to that in a second.

But Sarah Paulson, that's what you would know her from. No, that was the other girl. Paula, whatever. No, Paula Dean. No, Paula Dean, sausage. Paula Jones. Paula Dean. Paula Dean does sausage.

Yeah. Who did she play Lunchbox? She's not sausage. Marsha Clark. There you go. I was like, Paula Dean cooks, not just sausage.

I'm thinking of Jimmy Dean. Okay, see what we're going to get there. Somehow. We're going to walk the trail. Jimmy Dean sausage. Paula Dean cooks. Paula Jones is the other girl.

It's the Bill Clinton girl. Uh-huh. Okay. And Marsha Clark. Marsha Clark is the DA. I just went down that whole thing, almost for no reason. But Sarah Paulson,

that actress is going to play. Religious cult leader, Gwen Shamblin, in the Way Down docu series that's being scripted. That's being scripted. Cool. So the way down is on HBO Max.

It's a docu-series about a church, I don't know, five miles from here where our studio is. Yeah. It's crazy down there. It's very close. From what I've seen on the show, it's cuckoo for Cocoa Bubs. Yeah, it is.

Ray drove down there to the church after the docu-series, and they chased them out of there. Yep, I touched the door handle, and then SUV made sure I left right away. And she died in a plane crash, and it's all on the docu-series, and I'm not spoiling anything, but she made so much money with a program to say, what, don't eat because of Jesus?

It was a biblical, a Bible study, but focused on weight loss. To not eat. It was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, use that time to, you know, pray. It wasn't just fasting because that's a whole other thing. It was like next level. And the crazy part is the church that we went to growing up in the 90s, my mom's women's group.

They did the Way Down Workshop, which is crazy. I mean, because that was before the Internet or anything could spread and you could see, They would just sell these cassette tapes and different things and like 2,000 churches across the country bought it. So that's how she made all this money. So she died in a plane crash. Her husband was flying the plane.

The docu-series shows that. And some people thought, well, I don't know if she's really dead. And Amy came on and said she's not dead. Yeah, yeah, no, no, let me finish this story. Let me finish the story. I had heard. Amy said she had some inside information that she wasn't dead. So NPR heard Amy say that and did a whole story

about how Amy was a liar. Mention Amy's name. That's paraphrasing it for sure. No, that's what they said. That's basically it. I don't think they said Amy's a liar. They said, Amy Brown from the Bobby Bone Show is... Lyer.

Spreading lies. They actually had a picture of you and your pants are on fire. In the picture. Liar, liar, liar, pants on fire. That is a low in my career to have NPR write an article about me in that way. But I just was... We're not the news. We were just spreading...

We're just spreading information that we heard. I heard. So, here's... from the article. It says conspiracy theories are bubbling up about the death of Gwen Shamblin. This is from WPLN.com who ran that church.

The host of IHeartRadio's Bobby Boneshow broadcast shared their theories. They said she faked her death when her and her husband's private plane crashed in a Percy Priest's lake. Why are their body? Why have they not been found? Host Amy Brown asks. She went on to say that Shamblin's body was never recovered. But none of that is true.

Oh, no. I had heard her body was never recovered. I had heard that. Moving on. From Parade, Mike Myers leaves the door open for a new Austin Powers movie. Morgan, we just had you watch Austin Powers and you... Yeah, I hated it. You hated it.

It's terrible. Do you care at all? They'd do another one? No, I will not be watching it. I won't either. I like the first one or two, but it was for the times. But I don't think another one would be good. Adam Levine breaks the silence on claims he cheated on his wife.

He said he made poor judgment and speaking with anyone other than my wife in any kind of flirtatious manner, but he did not have an affair. Okay. I don't believe me. Okay. So he admits it. No chance. Two other chicks came out and said,

oh yeah, and they put up their DMs with him. Oh, boy. There's no chance. There's a chance because I don't really know, but there's no chance he's just messaging girls to flirt

and then not follow up. I never met a single dude who had options who just liked to DM flirt and not follow up. Yeah. I mean, one of the DMs said,

you're even hotter in person. Oh, because maybe he saw her somewhere. No, what did he saw her? Yeah, he saw her somewhere. Probably.

In the hotel room. Somewhere. Yeah, not a good dude. Adam Levine, there he is. He does admit to using poor judgment. Yeah. Wow. The FDA warns of a new TikTok challenge

that involves cooking chicken and NyQuil. We've talked about this before a bit, but now they're coming out going, don't do it. Quote, a recent social media video challenge encourages people to cook chicken and NyQuil. Is that to eat chicken and feel better, or is it just funny?

I don't know. I hate NyQuil. It does not taste good. bad. The FDA says boiling NyQuil can make the solution much more concentrated and change its properties in other ways and that it could be really bad and even deadly. They used the word deadly. So don't cook your chicken in NyQuil. I imagine someone was just doing it to be funny and it went viral and then other people started doing it. Yeah. All right, spend the will. That's from KTLA. All right, top three songs in country music at number three, Morgan Wallin, Uproof.

I need something you prove. At number two, Cole Swindell, she had me at Heads Carolina. At number one, Luke Combs, the kind of love we make. And that is your news. Thank you. Those were Bobby's Big. Stories. I've never put a curse on anybody before, but I'm going to have to do it.

And I can take it back at some point, I guess, but I'm going to curse the Clemson football team. I don't dislike Clemson. Yeah. I actually kind of like him. was rooting for him, but we got straight up rejected by their head football coach to come on the show. On this show, Dabo? Dabo Sweeney. On the sports show, we're going to use in a lot of places.

I think he's a great inspiration to young men and women everywhere. We reached out like, hey, can you give us 15 minutes? And they were like, we pass. And so, this is my curse. For everybody, I didn't, I'm going to plan this. He was a Clemson fan. I now curse your team. in your head, man.

Oh, that's a good run. He's a coach that will win some games. But he turned us down and I think that's lame. Yeah, I'm gonna close that. You may win some with the curse, but you never know what's in my purse now. You are now cursed until Davo comes on the show. Do I want you to win games?

No. Oh, I've got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you might win this weekend, and that's okay. but at some point it's gonna happen. Some week, some day. Oh. So, football keepers of the gate

curse Clemson football in every way. The end. Yeah, come on. Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, yeah. Good, thank you. We've cursed the Clemson football team until dabble us when he comes on the show.

Why do you want to talk to him? I was watching one of his interview talk, one of his pep talks. I was like, dang, he's like a really inspirational guy. And so we tried to get them as a double for this show and the sports show and they were like, now we pass. I was like, that's absolutely your prerogative, but we will curse you. Do what if they can't win games anymore? Do you want, but I mean you want them to lose too, right?

Hey, that showbiz, baby. Hey, the curse. If you get cursed, whatever. And I don't know they're going to lose this week, but we'll probably lose a couple or get close with the curse on. But are they in your conference? No. Okay. So, all right, we just curse Clemson.

So let's see what happens. scary. I'm going to be watching every Saturday. Scooby, does that make you uncomfortable that I just cursed the entire football team? No, that's fine. That's just the way it is. With the cookie crumbles. That's right. The cookie crumbles in many ways. Yeah, crumbles, huh? Scoob, were you surprised we got just unilaterally rejected?

I was, but I also wasn't, though, because I've experienced this before with sports stuff. Once it hits season, they allegedly will not do any interviews. We have all these coaches coming on. Well, that's what I've seen. They don't want to come on unless you're an affiliate or they want to come on your show. Right, that one right there. I heard he hates us. Really? Dabob hates us?

I heard he hates, tell me something good, that segment. He does? I heard he hates Eller, the dog I adopted. Kaylin and I found on the street. Yeah. Yeah, they're easy to get in touch with. I thought he was a motivational good guy. Not anymore.

Not after the curse. For the curse to be lifted, he'll have to come on the show. So Dabo Sweeney, that's it. That's all I know. I don't have to rhyme anymore, though, do I? No, but that was good. though. Thank you very much. All right, so who are they playing this weekend?

The curse is, the curse, oh, I think that's right. That's supposed to be a good game. Double check. Who are you putting money on? I'm not putting money on anything. I would never touch a cursed game. Uh-uh, it's cursed. I'm staying away from that thing. Keep your money away from that. Okay, Clemson fans, I'm sorry. I am. I'm very sorry about that.

So I had to do what I had to do. Let's take the call from Steve, who lives near Knoxville. Hey, Steve, what's up, buddy? Steve. Hey. What's up, buddy? I can't believe I'm on the show. What's your going on, man?

Man. What's up? What's up? We're super pumped you called. What can I do for you? So I was just mowing and I was wondering, like, what does Bobby Bonds do in his off time? Like, when you get off work and you go home, what's at light? I can give you yesterday.

Okay. Is that fair? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So we did the morning show. Then we had a couple of interviews come by that we will air this week and next week. week so with performances. So we were up here until probably 1230 yesterday, did the show, went home,

did a podcast, preparing for a podcast. Then I worked out. And then I watched my live show, my comedically inspirational show. Yeah, got to work out. Watching my comedically inspirational show to take notes on how I can improve there and rewrote some jokes. And then we had a call. We're trying to get a second Vegas show because that one sold out so fast. I don't know if we can. We had a big call with a bunch of folks going, can we get a second show at the wind? Don't know. Then I had, I don't know what that says. But I finished about.

Your calendar? Time with Caitlin. I wrote, yeah, sometimes I just type stuff in my fat thumbs. And it's like when your handwriting's bad and you can't read it. I don't know what that is. And then last night, Caitlin and I just sat and we were very deliberate about spending yesterday evening together. We've been on the road a lot working.

So we watched a couple things. We watched the patient, which is that. show with Steve Carell where he's abducted by a serial killer. It's crazy. So that new episode came out. And then we watched a show called Reboot on Hulu about a sitcom from the 2000s. They've got all the old characters and they rebooted them for a show. And like the guy from Kean Pill is in it and Johnny Knoxville is in it. Oh yeah. We watched the first episode of that. Pretty funny. We played cards last night. Then she went to sleep and then I stayed up and worked on today's show. And then I did some more notes for a sports podcast. We have an interview with Jay Glazer today. And felt

asleep and woke up and worked on the show again. That's yesterday. That's awesome. Twice every day, huh? Yeah, just slightly different. I mean, the things I do every single day, when I come to work, I listen to the Razorback Daily podcast, I do the show, I go home and I try to do some sort of exercise, and I write in some sort of way. Other than that, it kind of changes day to day. But yeah, that's pretty much it. Um, nothing, nothing's super cool or crazy, but I stay working pretty consistently. I see you. I mean, you're doing, you're doing great, man. You inspire a lot of people and even Abby she's doing, she's doing her thing.

She is. She is. I'm proud of Abby. Abby hit me up yesterday and was like, hey, she's asked me if I could interview this person on the show. And I said, well, and Abby's always like pitching ideas, more so than most folks. Like, she just has big ideas, not daily segments, but like, what's he, what are you saying that?

That's what he said. I said you need somebody throwing, you know, curveballs at you and ideas and stuff like it. And Abby's like, will you interview this guy? And I was like, you know what? I don't think right now is the time for me to interview him quite yet. Well, let his song blow up a little more. I said, but you can. If you want to bring him up here, you can interview him.

And we can put that on a Bobby Cass, and then we'll bring him up later. Abby, who's the guy that you wanted to interview? Nate Smith. That's right, Nate Smith, who's awesome. He's got a song right now that's killing it. And so, yeah, Abby's an idea factory over there. It's constantly something. And sometimes it's stuff that's like, ah, we can't do that.

We don't have a million dollars to pay for that. We can't do it. So she wants to bring in an artist? What? I'm just wondering. You mean she wants to date him? I mean, hey, Abby's like, oh, I saw an artist. Abby, is that what it is?

No, not at all. I don't think so either. He's so talented. That's not what it is. I'm just about to say he's so. I didn't think that was it either, but that's interesting lunchbox. You always have to worry about that. No, I don't.

Eddie, do they get dressed up when the guys come in? They do. We've noticed that. So all of a sudden, now she's trying to bring a guy artist. No, you get dressed up when someone comes and they bring cameras and it's presenting yourself. All right, thank you. Hey, thanks, Steve. Hope you have an awesome day. Hey, thank you, dude. All right.

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They list out the happiest and least happy states in America. Any guesses on the number one most happy state? Think about it before you yell your answer. The number one, most happy state. There are 50. What's number one? Colorado. Nevada.

Montana. I'm curious to know why you guys picked those. Ami. Mountains make me happy. I thought you were going to say getting high legally. Colorado, because that was one of the first, if not the first state. Skyline, Colorado. That's good.

Lunchbox? There's outdoorsy stuff in Nevada. There's gambling. There's drinking. There's food. That's sad. It's entertainment. There's everything.

And Eddie, you picked. Montana. Mountain, space. nature, rivers, fish, just space to move. Oh, space. Wide open spaces, like the chicks say. Okay. None of you are right. None of you actually made the top ten.

Oh, what? Okay. My happy place. Number one is Hawaii. Oh, stupid, we're idiots. Eddie, that's more of your... Well, that's my happy place. No, no, not your happiness, but your answer. Space. I don't know, space.

Yeah, I said rivers and fish. Maryland at two, Minnesota at three. Utah at four. at five. Now the least happy states, I don't even want you to yell these out. At 45 is Mississippi on the list, because 50 is the least happy. Mississippi at 45.

New York, they're very disgruntled over there. Louisiana. California, everybody's leaving there. Yeah. California's one of the happiest. Oh, I miss that. Alabama. Alabama's at 46. Guys. Forty-five Mississippi.

46 Alabama. 47. Um, man, West Virginia. 50. That's the least happy West Virginia. And then Louisiana's 49. There are two, though, lunchbox from running it. Two are the states that are also very unhappy.

Very unhappy. Dang. Oh, New Mexico. Nah, it's 42. But here we go, the last five. Alabama 46, Kentucky 47. Arkansas 48. Dang.

Louisiana 49. West Virginia 50. I didn't want to hate on your state, man. That's a good. Why are they so unhappy? Lots of things. The economy, the leadership, job possibilities, et cetera, et cetera.

Dang. I like saying, et cetera. I said he's riding it. I don't know why. It just feels pretty cool to say. So I saw that. And then I was going to bring up the Adam Levine story again, because we have a clip.

And, right, this clip, is this the girl that supposedly he was cheating with talking? Somner. Okay, here you go. I was under the impression that their marriage was over. I believe that they were keeping it quiet to avoid the negative press because, as I had said, I was new to L.A. So I just assumed that with celebrities of that caliber, that that's just how it was. And that's why I feel exploited because he knew I believed everything that he said.

I believe her. He guys believe her, right? I'm 100%. A bunch of women coming out now and going, yeah, me too. Me too, me too, me too, me too. Dang, man. I know. Okay.

Not a good luck. Wives pregnant. Megamillians. A $1.337 billion dollar jackpot winner has only a few days left to claim the prize. You've got to be kidding me.

You've got to be kidding me. How many days? A few days it says. An Illinois lottery player won the jackpot. One of the biggest prize in the lottery's game history in July. We talked about it on the show. We played the game.

We lost. The winner still has it come forward. What are they waiting on? They don't know. The winner has until September 27th, which is 60 days after the drawing, to claim the prize

in a lump sum payment option, known as the cash option. The cash prize estimated at $780.5 million. Oh, my gosh. They can still come forward after that, but then they've got to do getting some every year. And nobody wants that. And nobody does that.

So they're going, if they don't come forward here, they may never come forward. Because anybody who wins this big goes for the cash option. Yeah. That will be crazy. I am going. What have they lost the ticket and they're frantically looking for it? Or what if they didn't know they want.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Guys, you should know. A billion dollars. So, 1.3 billion. No, no, guys, they need to redraw then. I don't think that's the thing. I know, but they should. Mega million's jackpot currently sourced past 300 million.

That's getting there. And I don't ask you guys because you guys. Getting there. That's there. Yeah. What are you getting there? 300 million? That'd be crazy. I mean, to his point, we normally only play

when it gets to like really, really, really, really ridiculously big. We normally only play when it makes the news because it's abnormally larger than already being massive. Is this big enough for you? Let's go. We lost so much money last time. Well.

And that's not an investment because there's no way for me to ever make it back. Yeah, it is on Friday when we hit. No, that's me spending more money. That's not an investment. Not an investment. Okay. So you don't want to win? I do, but I don't think I'm in on this one.

A woman found $630 bucks inside of a suit of Goodwill. Oh, wow. That's cool. Okay. Honestly, you find $600 in a suit. What do you do, lunchbox? I keep it. I go buy myself something.

I put it in the bank, whatever. Buy a plane ticket, go somewhere, go on vacation. But I bought the suit. Like, you sold me the suit. You had a chance to check the pockets. I keep the money. What if it was an accident, which it probably was,

and they didn't mean to leave the money in the suit. Guess what? Accidents happen. I'm sorry. Finders keepers. That's true. And you don't go to jail for this one. Right, right.

No one's saying that you can't do that. Right. If you're walking in the grocery store and you find a $100 bill on the ground, what do you do with it? But I don't know where that $100 bill came from. I don't know where that suit came from. You do because you could go, hey, I got this suit, had the money in it. Yeah, but they don't know who dropped that suit off.

They have no idea who dropped that suit off. Possibly. When we drop stuff off, hold on a second. Furniture especially, we usually have to sign something when we drop stuff off. Yeah. And what's it? Or they just might know. It could be somebody who's a regular.

I mean, when I drop stuff off, they say, what's in there? Close. Cool. And they write down, close. Cool. They don't say, oh, you have one pair of jeans and they probably don't know, but then they could post something on Facebook and say, hey, we got a suit here, that's some money in it.

We're not going to say what's in the suit or how much it was or what the suit looks like, but if this is you, please let us know. And then if nothing happens, you get to keep the money. Yeah, I'm sure. They'll say, oh, someone came forward and guess what, Johnny from the back's keeping that $600 bucks. Johnny from the back. Yep.

Every neighborhood's got a Johnny from the back. Oh, yeah. Eddie, what would you do? Honestly, I'm with lunchbox. I mean, that's the freest money you can ever get. No one's going to trace that. What up, dude. Amen.

I call goodwill. And tell me you found $600 and thanks? No, I would say, hey, I found this in a suit. And then whatever they tell me to do, if they're like, well, it's your lucky day keep it. If they're like, oh, okay, well, you could bring it in. I mean, maybe they could use it. I just feel like I would turn it in because somebody needed that money. And I would hope it just got back to the right person.

I think I would go, hey, guys, I bought a suit from here and it had some money in it. Now I'm not going to show you the suit or tell you how much money it is. But if you guys want to put it out, if anyone dropped off some clothes, that's some money in it. and you let me know, and you're right, I give you the money. But until then, for 30 days, you ain't going to know anything because I have heard about Johnny in the back. And then I still want to have the option to make sure that somebody who needs it gets the money. And then after that time, I'll keep the money.

That's the honest answer. Not that I'm just going to take it back. You're like, here's the suit and here's the money. But I'm going to give an option for that to be tracked back in case somebody needed it. $600 in a suit just screams to me a crazy night. They were probably in Vegas. It screams to me. somebody's medicine they couldn't afford

so they put it in their suit. What? Medicine. No, no, no. Here's my thing. If you are that hard up for money, you know where that $600 is. Well, I mean, it could be. Maybe somebody donated it without them knowing. Somebody went through the closet and donated their husband's suit or grandpa's suit after they died. Oh, yeah, and they never knew it was in there.

That's the suit he wore when he met Nixon. What the narrative. It could be gambling. Why not? We're making crap up. Let's do it. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Knoxville. Tennessee. A man had a great

plan. He walked into a Walmart, got three TV, some camping equipment and a karaoke machine. And he walked right out. He's like, man, I got away with it. I'm going to go sell them. Think, oh, I'm going to go to a pond shop, have a garage sale. Nope. Started going up to people in the parking lot. Hey, man, you want a TV?

You want a TV? Someone alerted the manager and they called police. What would you have done if he had come to your car? It said, hey, do you want a TV for half price? If I'd have looked in the box and it was the real TV, probably would have bought it. in the Walmart parking lot, even though you know that's probably not a good thing he was doing. Yeah.

It's not my responsibility. I don't know. I don't ask questions. Like at a garage sale, I don't ask where they got the stuff. I just buy it. It's not a garage sale. That's at their house. He's at a Walmart where the price tag is still on the box.

Yeah. Hey, man, maybe he bought three. And he's like, man, I'm just feeling nice. I'm going to give him away for free. I'm going to give him for half price. Maybe they're having a sale. Maybe they're defected. Maybe he bought the floor model.

I don't know. And you're not going to ask. No. Why would I ask? You don't ask. You don't ask questions, guys. You do ask a lot of questions. I do, actually. Because if you have stolen property, you're in trouble. You can't have stolen property. I didn't know it. I didn't know it is not a way to get out of. Judge. I didn't know it, though. About any crime? I mean, I feel like the judge would accept that. Like, man, I don't know. The judge would say, you bought this in a Walmart parking lot.

Like from somebody that just walked out of the store and had a price tag on it. You didn't think someone was fissier? No, sir, I didn't know. I don't ask any questions. I don't ask any questions. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story. Day. They had an emotional support pet at your dentist. Oh, yeah. A dentist has a dog. His name is Pee-wee.

Is it his dog, and that's just his excuse to have a dog up there? Yeah. Okay, that makes more sense. Everybody puts it in their lap. But you kind of have to ask for him, because he's always there, and for years I've gone and never taken advantage of this, and now I do, and it's amazing. We have the same dentist. Yeah, you need to ask for pee-wee.

I'm okay. I like pee-wee. But at first, once you told me the story, I didn't put it together that we had The same dentist? He's excellent. But I was like, this dentist just wants his dog up there, and he's saying it's an emotional. Pee-wee's awesome. I mean, I was calling at that.

And I would say the same thing, and pee-wee's small. Yes. So, okay, I get it. He's so cute. Did you like holding pee-wee? I'm afraid I would, like, squeeze him. Like a needle goes in and I pop pee-wee? You don't want to pop pee-wee.

What is he, like, a chihuahua? No. It's like some sort of like puggy bollie-bally dog. Yeah, puggy, little tiny, one of the smaller ones. Like, I'd be like, oh! And I'm squeezing him because I'm getting stuck with a needle. And it boop, his head pops off. His eyeballs are like they're about to get off.

That makes sense. Speaking of emotional support, let me say this. I'm a big therapy guy. You know, it's changed my life. I didn't even know about therapy until I found out one day that we had insurance. And I'm from a small town in Arkansas. We weren't taught about therapy. So I started going and it's changed my life.

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