The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Part 1: Most Improved Awards + Lunchbox Wants To Sell Artist Used Thing

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Bobby Bones gives the most improved awards to people on the show, find out what for! Then, Lunchbox saved a piece of memorabilia from a major artist when they came in studio... now he wants permission to sell it, and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last. target. He is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wood. My next guest, it's Will Ferrell.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point, where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that.

There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar.

This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning studio. Morning! How did your son's cross-country track career end?

Oh, it ended great. I mean, they had a little award ceremony with them, like, you know, like into your party or into season party, I guess is what you call it. And he got most improved runner. Oh, that's cool. Did his name say moose on it? It said his name. Oh, I did? Yeah.

I guess it's just like with his teammates that he's. moose. Moose on the loose. That's pretty cool. Nick, the moose is on the loose, right? When you're a runner, that's a good one. So he got most improved. That's great because he probably didn't even know what he was doing when he started. Yeah, I was really proud of him. Honestly, when he first started, I was thinking, okay, two miles. Like, we'll see how this goes, and maybe he'll get some energy out and this will be good. But he takes it seriously and he does, he does well. Is he training in the off season? Yeah, he's going to, track is next. So he's going to run track now. And the moose is going to hit the pavement.

Let's go. Dang, Moose is on streets? Is this his first sport? He's done... He played football, kind of. He tried football. He did like the Blaze, whatever. And then he did track last year.

He just hadn't done cross-country, which is very different. Does he like that better? Cross-country? I think he likes the distance. But then we'll see this track season how, you know, he's obviously improved. So we'll see how it goes. Well, we're going to do Most Improved on this show. I've made up some awards for Most Improved.

I've been so inspired by the Moose. Wow. But I have made improvement awards for everybody here. First of all, most improved in cleanliness. This award comes after Morgan yelled at certain people on the show for using the studio as storage lockers. One person has very much improved. It's been Eddie.

Eddie, you are the most improved in cleanliness. Let's go! Now, Morgan did yell at lunchbox as well, but he's still a mess and disgusting, so he does not win the approved. Because he did not improve at all. Now, we moved to a new building and he thinks that means it's improved. No, no. We just moved to a place that's clean already.

But Eddie, you are most improved in cleanliness. Wow, thank you guys. Thank you so much. Next up, most improved in staying focused mostly is Amy. Oh. Yeah. Whoa. Yes.

For the most part, she's been more focused and her doodles are down about 13%. Look at, oh my gosh, look at her page. Hold your page up. Hold your doodle page up. It's all doodles. That's only 80% of a page. Usually is 100. Okay.

So most improved and staying focused sort of Amy. Also, doodling helps. me focus while I'm doodling I hear that's like me telling my wife no if I want TikTok you I'll just me go to sleep Google it okay next up most improved and not dating losers oh for sure goes to Morgan her last guy wasn't a loser just not the right guy but we're very happy to see Morgan's most improved and not dating the most losery guy that walks in the room with a gold chain and gel that feels really good for me thank you welcome most improved in avoiding anger eruptions that scare everyone in the room.

Boy, this is so true. Goes to lunchbox. Wow, good job. Don't get mad about that. New Year, new me. Ever since the epic post-show meltdown where he started taking items from the pallet to his car and cursing other members out of the show,

he hasn't had a single eruption in 40 days. God, that was a bad day, man. When he wanted those signs, it was like this many days since someone's been injured. Or like a chip? Like a rehab chip? Yes, yeah. This is my 60-day chip.

I've not cursed anybody out. It's pretty good. Most improved in weight loss. Stanley, the Bulldog. Okay. I was going to say, oh, wow. I've been really feeding him the right amount of food. He has lost.

Dr. Josie was at the house. He's lost like six or seven pounds. What a boy, Stanley. He's been rocking it, despite the rumors, not taking any medicine. He's just doing it the right way. Can I add to that one, too? Like, I've been to your house and they used to jump on me. Both dogs.

They don't jump on me anymore. They don't even think about jumping about it. We've been working about, we're not perfect. Well, on the jumping department, you're pretty perfect. We do it a little better. And finally, most improved in song topic diversity country radio. And here's why. There's only one song in the top 10 about drinking and only one about trucks.

So that means there are eight that are not about trucks or drinking. Wow, that's a big deal. Yes. So lots of most improves. Big shout out to Moose, Amy's son, for his most improved in track. Glad everybody's here this morning. Oh, Bobby Bones. I've had three dates with a girl who's seemingly amazing to this point.

but I was invited to her house. When I got to the door and rang the bell, I heard a dog barking. Then I heard her yelling and stomping, and then a dog yelping. Once I was inside, she did her best to be a good hostess, but it could have helped but notice the dog was locked in its cage the whole time, like it was being punished. I'm a dog guy. I haven't tried to go over and give us some attention, which it clearly wanted,

but she discouraged me from doing that because, quote, he would be a pain in the butt all night and never leave us alone, end quote. How much of a red flag is this, signed? dog loving dude. I don't think it's a red flag yet. You could have out of control dog. I've had out of control dogs. The flag is going to come in a later point in this relationship.

I have had dogs that are out of control that I've had to crate train. Eller, the dog that we have now who still gets a little P.E. P.E., when people come over? Like she gets excited. She gets a little P.E. Yeah, yeah. She was out of her mind bonkers. She was aggressive. So when people would come, doorbell.

grab her by the collar she's fighting the whole time you put her in we crate train her and so there are ways to actually help dogs because I've always hurt my heart that feel like oh this is not the nicest thing to do I don't think you should judge her by this only because she literally could be training her dog now if this happens in other areas with the dog where she's aggressive towards a dog and areas the dog doesn't really need it is she's not properly training the dog then I think that's a flag but the doorbell you guys know dogs will go bananas at doorbells or knocks on the door or they and new people anybody yeah so if if she would have stomped on the dog that would have been something and I think it would have been easy for me to go oh huge red flags I'm such a dog

guy but being such a dog guy and having had dogs that were not trained because we pulled them out of places that had no structure at all we had to build that structure and building structure is very uncomfortable for everybody. So I would not put the flag up yet on her. He did say he heard the yelp though. Yeah and you know all that else and you grab about the collar? Good point. Awful. You would think we were tasing her. Or if you spray him with water they yelp. Yeah, we would do the water bottle, like the windex bottle of water too. So bro, I get it on the surface. She feels dangerous, especially if it does it to you. If she ever stomps and yells at you and put you in a cage, Well, you might like that.

Let's be honest. That's a red black. Or a really green one. Or a really green one. I would say, just pay attention. She actually could be someone who love, love, loves her dog and is doing the very difficult thing and giving that dog structure, especially if it's a new dog. But I would pay attention to this.

You pay attention to it, move forward. And also, she's been amazing to this point. All that, that all go away. She'll be normal before you know it. You mean not amazing? Yeah, nobody's ever amazing forever. Okay. It's amazing.

first couple weeks, first couple months. Oh, it's amazing. But then they're real people again. Then they forget to flush toilet and you look in there like, oh, God. You know, it's that whole thing. They're normal people too. All right, close it up. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

Chocolate prices have more than doubled since the start of the year. And candy companies are compensating by pushing more fruity and gummy candies for Halloween. So your kids' Halloween bucket might have a lot more of that stuff this year and a lot less chocolate. You're telling me there's going to be more dots. Ugh. Well, or like Skittles. Starburst? Lifesaver gummies are pretty good.

No? Hey, do more. I'll do the noise how I feel about it. Carmel or what is it called candy corn. Oh, definitely not. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm with you.

That's good. Kit cats. Oh, yes. Twix. Wait, guys, less chocolate. There's going to be less chocolate. No, but we can still like enjoy the little bit we have. Oh, okay.

I was just doing like general candy noises. You said the candy, I make the noise. Dots. Sour Pitch Kids Smarties Snorhans Say smarties again You can do better

That's the sound You can do better Okay Amy what else do you have Where do you get your financial advice? Lunchbox Anybody? Yeah okay Yep

Yep, yep Well a new survey found that Most people these days Are getting it from TikTok TikTok Yeah I learn a lot from TikTok

I'm pretty sure 70% of it's true But I learn a lot from TikTok Yeah, they're called Fine Fluencers. Well, all you have to do is find, like, two videos in a row. Like, if you search, say you want to search anything. Let's say you want to search Halloween candy. This is the great part and the worst part about TikTok.

And you search Halloween candy and you watch two videos of Halloween candy. Your algorithm is going to feed you Halloween candy videos four or five or six out of the next 10 until you'd show them you do not want to watch Halloween candy videos anymore. Same thing with like financial advice. You know, I'll watch the whole. So yes. But also when like kids are doing it, they're like 17. They're like, this is how made my two million. I'm like, you're so full crap.

But then I still write it down just in case they're telling the truth. Yeah, some people are calling for more regulation and oversight over these financial influencers. I can't do that. It's TikTok. They're from China. Kane Brown's son, Krew was born back in June, but Krew almost had a different name. He wanted to name him Casper with a K, but Kane's wife's family laughed when he told them, so they decided to go with K with a K instead.

What's wrong with Kasper? Yeah, why do they laugh? What's funny about that? I have a friend named Casper. His name's Mike Casper, but everybody calls him Casper. And then I have another friend that I grew up with. I didn't say him a whole lot, but his name is Casper. He's very friendly. He was the ghost. He's a ghost. They're all a family of case, though, which I think is cute. Kane, Caitlin, Kingsley, Cody crew.

Cool. Hey, with the Kay. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I just want to highlight Kelsey Ferris, a patient at Children's Hospital, New Orleans,

and then also the staff at the hospital, because they have done something really cool for Kelsey. She's 12 years old, but she's been in and out of the hospital 20 different times since she was born. So they know Kelsey well, and they love her attitude. She's got a bright smile, and they say witty dad jokes. So they wanted to do something special for her. They got her Taylor Swift tickets. So she's going to be going to Taylor's show on October 26th that Caesar's Superdome and she could not be more pumped.

I just looked up how much Taylor tickets are. You have to buy them. Secondhand market now. And just for two tickets, bad tickets. I mean, are you even in the Superdome here? You might be on like a crane outside of it because they show you the view of the ticket. For two tickets, it's $2,800. Oh. That's crazy.

And those are the literal worst ones that you can get. That's terrible. Do that? I don't understand. They put it on a credit card. Exactly what you did when you were young and got yourself way into debt. Remember that? Yes, I went to Hawaii.

I saw Pearl Jam in Hawaii. It's so worth it. And they're like, how do people do that? And we're like, no, no, no, you literally did exactly that. For like pretty bad, not even real bad. They're $2,000 each. If you were to go onto the floor, oh my God. This is just on the floor, not in the first two sections on the floor.

The tickets are $7,492 each. What? Each. Each. $14,000 to go see Taylor Swift. Like $17,000. At that case, you can go by yourself, right? No problem.

I'm going by myself. I don't know that I want to pay $8,500 after fees and taxes and go buy myself to anything. Yeah. Like, I don't mind $14 to a movie. Right. But $8,500. Glad they got her tickets.

That's the point. Those were not. Oh, my God. Those were not cheap. Okay, thank you. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. I want to talk about curfews that we had as kids

and curfews that you put on your kids now and at what age it gets what. Eddie, you have a 16 year old? Yeah, he's starting to go out. He's trying to go out. He's trying to go out with his friends. And he's like, what time do I need to be home? And I'm like, I hadn't really thought of that. He's 16.

Mr. Helicopter parent did not have a curfew ready to go. No, I wasn't ready for that. Okay, so what is the rule for the 16-year-old? I said midnight. Oh, but that's, so legally, where we live. Legally. 16-year-olds can't be driving like after 11. What?

What? FYI. Do you live in communist Russia? No. I didn't know that. Communist. Really? If not, that's what we've been telling our daughter. That's funny.

Well, then I can always go back and tell them that. So what's the legal curfew? The problem is you can Google and 16 years can Google. I don't know if that's true or not. I've never heard of such thing. I'm pretty sure that's true. Because there's all kinds of rules when you're 16. It's like after dark, you know, only a certain amount of people in your car.

16 year olds with intermediate restricted license, IR. Does he have an IR license? It's just regular. I mean, we just have regular, but... Cannot drive between 11 p.m. and 6 a.m. Tennessee has... But I don't know what intermediate restricted is.

So you're telling me that I told my son he can go ahead and break the law by saying midnight? I think you told him, have at it, kid. What? Laws do not matter to us and this family. That's a big step for me as a helicopter parent. IR is those who have a valid learner permit for 100. No, I think, Eddie, your kid's good.

Really? Yeah. No, I kind of like what Amy's saying, though. 11th of the law. Yeah, don't ruin what I'm saying here. Mikey, what do you say that intermediate restricted license is like a 16, but a permit? Yeah, it looks like a permit. Okay.

Yeah, not a driver's license. We've extended that into the driver's license. So you tell your daughter that? Yeah, I mean, we tell her that because now she's 17. Still the law. That's so smart. She doesn't Google that. She's 22.

I can't be out past 11. I was fortunate in the way, but I never had a curfew, but I never. Never? No, it wasn't. No, never. I never got in trouble. Dude, so you'd stay out like, you wouldn't. come home to the next day?

No, it was like I had a driver's permit. I'd be home by, after I finished work, because I worked five nights a week, you know, bus and tables, washing dishes, then waiting tables, I would get home at like 1130, but I had nowhere to go. It wasn't like I was up to no good. I had to get home, get to bed, go to school the next day. But I never had a curfew, but also there was no reason to give me a curfew because I was like a loser, but a winner.

A loser early, a winner later, you know what I mean? Yeah, I got it. Yeah, that order. But never a curfew. Amy, did you have one? I had a curfew of my mom. house, no curfew at my dad's house. That made him so much cooler to go stay with you.

At the time, made it cooler. Once I became an adult, especially a parent myself, it actually makes me pretty annoyed at my dad. I seriously am like, did he even care? Like, why would he not give me a curfew? Maybe he cared that you loved him, and that's how he felt he could get love from you. I know

that he loved me. It's just what I call now probably a little bit of like passive parenting. But awesome. Awesome at the time. Not so much now. Not so much now. My parents would say midnight, but nothing was enforced.

It was more, come when you come, whatever. Come back, come back, come. Let us know where you're at. It's cool. No big deal. I come home at 2 a.m. My mom would be vacuum in the house. The fact that Amy lied or a kid about when she had to be back.

It's awesome. I didn't know we were lying. You just said you're going to continue that lie, though. Well, it's worked so far. I think I'm going to use it too. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

Yep, that's me. Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.

One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life. mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast. It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me

or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal.

The family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story. This began a years-long court battle to prove the truth. You doctored this particular test twice in so much, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Some lights the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern.

Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Leesbien and Michael Marantini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences.

Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Maricopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until justice has served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.

And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield. And in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?

The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Igor Wood. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell. Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent.

He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you. which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.

It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft, and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects.

From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slices Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

I didn't know Skabies was real. Oh, is that real? I didn't know Skabies. I thought you had got Skabies when you were like a fourth grade. It's like, I touched you, you got Skabies. I didn't know Skabies was a real disease. Are you serious? Did you not watch Real World Philadelphia?

Never watch an episode. Or maybe no, real world. Denver. They had to clean the whole house because someone had scabies. I had to throw all the pillows out everything. I mean, I get head lice. I get bedbugs. But I don't know a scabie. Joe Exotic from

Tiger King has been quarantined in prison due to scabies. That's so gross. I just read about them, scabies, and now I want to throw up. It's a contagious skin rash. It's caused by a mite that burrows under the skin and lays eggs. I mean, it feels like in the same family of like headlights. Oh, that's terrible. In bedbugs.

In the big house? I'm not sure. Yeah, I mean, he's in the big house. Yeah, so that's where he got it. But I thought Skabies was like one of those fictional diseases. Like Cooties? Yeah. If you tell me Cooties is real, I'm out.

Okay. Like, is Cootie? Now I don't even know what's real and what's nice. I don't know what that is. What's the root of Cooties? Mike, were you cootie me? What? And how would you spell Cootie?

I would spell Cudies with a T. Oh, a D. See, I would spell with a T, but it's fictional. So I don't know there's a real answer here. I don't know that I've ever spelled it. Cooties are not real. Cudy's a fictional disease used in children's games as a form of rejection. The term has a real history with soldiers of World War I or World War II.

Soldiers use the term Cudies to describe the parasitic bugs that lived in the trenches and the illnesses they caused. World War II American soldiers returning from the South Pacific popularized the term. It may come from the adjective Cudy, which means infested with lice. Well, so that went from the battlefield to the middle school? Yeah, but like which one sounds more gross. A cootie or a scabie? Skaby. A scabie for sure.

No, scabies sound like you're going skating to me. I think cootie sounds grosser. And I think they're basically the same thing, even though cooties aren't real. They're all like this license. Right. So let's play admit your disease. Okay. Who wants to go first?

I have a couple. I go first. I mean, I got an ailment. I know that. I mean, I have something. What's the difference? It's whatever you want to call it. I'll like to go first.

I have a cuties. The non-fiction. The fictional disease? I have a couple things. I have whatever it is on my scalp. I have dry scalp on the back of my head. Dandruff? Yeah, but it's more than dandruff.

It's like skin. It's more like if I wear a dark shirt, it looks like I've been in a parade. And so deeper than dandruff, some sort of like skin. There's a name for it. I think it's called head cooties. Does it itch? Head coot. No.

It doesn't it. I can ask my wife what I have. But the show it's like five other things and I'll be like, I'm going to do it. Oh, scalp psoriasisis. Maybe that's what it is. Oh, no. And I think I like psoriasisis is the liver. And I don't have that.

Oh, no, that's cirrhosis. Oh, it is? Yeah, that's cirrhosis. Is it? Huh. Okay, what's it? I don't know. That's where the liver is like dying, right?

Yeah, cirrhosis of the liver. I have that in back of my head. I've had cooties. So what's your plan for that? I use a certain kind of shampoo now. Okay. I about like once a week. I forget most times.

Why don't you just use that shampoo? It's up there, but the bottle looks too fancy and I'm always like, what I don't have my glasses on and I can't remember. It's a whole situation, man. You don't want to know. Amy, admit your disease. Well, speaking of parasitic. diseases. I have parasites.

Oh, why is she in here? No, but we all do. Everybody has parasites. We all do. But I just got, like I just went to the doctor and I just got some new, I don't know, pills that I'm going to take and we're going to kill them. I think you'd be surprised what parasites you have inside of you. We all have parasites in a hair. I promise you, everybody has parasites in their body. But I have some that right now are really wreaking havoc. And apparently something's going on with my liver, but.

It's my cirrhises. Surricis. But aren't the parasites in your body good for you? No, you're thinking of bacteria. You're confusing bacteria and parasites. Good bacteria. Then why don't we all get rid of them? You can. Well, some people handle them better because their gut microbiome is stronger.

Mine is very weak right now, so I've got to build it up. What are we talking about? I don't know any of this language. Do I? Microbotidormone. You have parasites for sure. Really? I can look in your eyes.

You are a parasite. Lunchbox. What do you have? I have Cibroaric. Yeah. Give us to break it down. That's a dandruff in the ear. In the ear?

Yeah. Never heard of it. things. Yeah, my wife's always like, man, you got big old chunks of, like, dry skin in your ear and she always picks it out because I'm walking around looking like I have nastiness in my ear. And so she'll scrape it out of there. It's not wax? No, it's

C. Seber-Huric. We're calling you not trying to pronounce it. Demertitis. Yeah. Eddie? I have dyslexia and dysmorphia. No, no, what is it? Discalcula. We know that. I have that, too. And I also have Vitiligo. There you go. Now we're talking. That's like where my skin pigments,

it's an autoimmune disease where, like, my skin attacks attack itself and then it kills all the pigment. So I'm like Michael Jackson. Yeah. Well, that's what he had. And so in order for him to like make him not look weird with little patches, he just dyed his whole body white. Are you, the rumors are you been bleaching your skin? No. No, okay. No, but on my chin, I am not Hispanic. I have a little white patch. What's your chin's name?

Eddie. The other rest of me? Eduardo. Fair. Fair. Morgan, any disease you want to share? Yeah, I keep getting tiny red like. rash is on my face. From, do you know what that is? I don't know if it's... That's scabby. It's called...

It's called... It's called insima. I think is what it's called. Exma. There it is. Thank you. I didn't want to pronounce it. Oh, I thought it was something else.

What? I thought it was H. Oh, gosh. That's on your, like, lips and stuff. This is like all over my face. Noelle. And stiff and stuff. Stuff is like everywhere.

Okay, it's whatever Amy said, the E word. Exma. Thank you. We're all cudy-free, though. Okay, we're all agree on that. Thank goodness. Who knew Skabies was real? Yeah.

Would you have known that? Would you bet money Skabies was? Yes. Yes. I saw it in real world. Oh, forgot. Real world. I forgot.

It's a world. Okay, so she poisoned her boyfriend because she thought she was going to inherit a bunch of money. But I say boyfriend. Like, unless you're married. Did she not check the fine print? That you don't even get to read the fine print if you're the girlfriend. Right. If it's a boy.

But so she was sentenced to 25 years after poisoning her boyfriend. She mistakenly believed that he was inheriting $30 million and was going to break up with her. But again, you're not the wife. Yeah. So you didn't even have access to the print. Ray, would you hit the clip? We had received phone calls from some of the victim's friends who told us they believed that he was possibly poisoned by Enah. There were a couple containers.

One was a Windex bottle. The other one was a beer bottle. Believed have antifreeze in them. There was a belief that if he wasn't in the picture, she would be entitled to any settlement money through that common law marriage. That kind of changed as the investigators' information. informed her that we don't have common law marriage in North Dakota. Yeah, a lot of her not Googling stuff. And then poisoning him after not Googling stuff.

But also, antifreeze. That's why you have to be careful with it around your animals. It tastes good. Oh, really? And that's why dogs will drink it because they continue to drink it because it tastes good. It tastes sweet. Is that the one that's like glowing green? Yeah.

I guess probably not all, but yeah. I've seen that. Like you poured on the ground, it kind of glows. Yes. Yeah, she thought she was going to get the money. It's terrible. So she poisoned him. And he's...

He didn't make it, man. And he probably was like, this T.J. Sweet. But again, if you're her and you're going to kill... It's just one Google away. You're not the wife. Maybe she Googled South Dakota. And just stopped there. Right. She was like accident.

You don't think she knew what state she lived in? I don't know. This was the year that Amy said she wanted to pay more attention to football. So, Amy, I want to ask your question and see how many you can get. If I were to say, but you have to give me five, who are the five best teams in college football this year? From your new interest in football. The five best teams in college football. Yep.

The team in Carolina. Go ahead. I need more specific. Panthers. That is the NFL. College football. College football. Yeah.

Tiger. Lion. Oh my. Okay. Let me think. Oh gosh. Okay, fine. This is hard.

She didn't watch football. You know, I feel like she's not seen a single game. Yes, I have. And her goal was to watch. Okay. You should know. Just any team. Okay.

Alabama. Alabama. Not in the top five, but okay, go ahead. You say Alabama, go ahead. Okay. Tennessee. Okay, go ahead. University of Texas.

Okay, go ahead. Texas A&M. Oh, God. Now she's found a string, She's just pulling it now. Go ahead. Go ahead. Notre Dame.

Okay, she did name five colleges. That one's always safe. So. Yukon. No. Oh boy. No, not in football. Yeah, no.

I know Arkansas's an amazing team, but maybe. Why would you take a shot at me? I'm not taking a shot. You are? No, no. That's what that those are the team. She's explaining why they're not in her top five. I'm saying I pay attention to the.

Number five. is Texas. Number four is Ohio State. Number three is Penn State. Number two is Georgia. Number one is Oregon. Georgia. I want to shout out Oregon. You know, am you ever see on the sidelines when they hold up those signs? Like it's like little fun, like pictures of things. Never. They use my face as one of their play calls. Shut up. Who? Oregon. The number one team of the country. They've used it for three weeks now. Why your face? I can't say because I'll be revealing what their offense is doing. Who, what other faces do they use? That's crazy. None that I know of. It's almost like for you, does that feel like I finally made it? It's pretty cool. Look, so the head coach

text me with pictures of it, his coach landing at Oregon, and he's like, here you go. And they've been using it for three weeks. Some listeners have taken pictures there as well of them holding up the signs. But here, I can show you this from afar. Like, that's the player on the sideline holding up my head. Nice. And then they all know where to go based on your face. And then you can see them. That's pretty cool. Like, I don't honestly really care about football. That is cool. Bose, did you give them that picture? Do they just pick one? They asked.

They were like, hey, if we were going to do this, what picture would you want? So I picked a headshot. Nice, of course. And they didn't use it for like four weeks, and then all of a sudden it's up, and they've held it for three games now. It must be a good play. Can't say anything about it. Did you have any say in what the play is? Yeah, can you imagine?

I'm calling the players. No, no, no, nothing. But they are the number one team in the country right now, and I'd like to say it's because of my head. That's pretty cool. That's pretty awesome. Thank you very much. You're part of the number one team in the country. I should get a ring.

we win the championship. That is wild. Of course. No doubt. If we, I'm now. Arkansas who? That will never happen. However, if we, you know, if we win championship, I should be part of that. Don't you guys agree? Yeah. It's time for the good news. With producer Eddie. Tell me something good.

Bill and Becky, they live in Houston and they've been married for a long, long time and they love going to Chick-fil-A. One day they're a Chick-fil-A and they're talking to one of the employees about how they plan to visit every U.S. Capitol and they did it. They visited 49. And then Bill, He got sick.

We just wanted to go? One to go. It's like once in a while to college. I know. It's literally one credit short of graduating. They had one more left and it was in Alaska. It was Juno Alaska and they're like, we just can't do it. Bill's sick.

He can't, we can't physically make it to Alaska. What did the employee do? He called the Alaskan Chick-fil-Az. Hey, is there any way that you guys could do a cut-out picture of the couple and then just take pictures of all over Juneau? That way they can virtually go to Alaska. Wow. Like, Flat Stanley.

Yeah. Be clear, doesn't count. But still nice. Technically. Yeah, yeah. I really thought you were going to say they got him a plane. Chick-fil-A got him a plane. Play sick though.

No, Bill physically can't go. Yeah. No, I think that's awesome. I'd like to say, first of all, I think it's amazing. And that person did not have to call the Chick-fil-A, they didn't have to make a cut-out. Still doesn't count. But...

Doesn't count. But say you're in Alaska, right? And you work in Chick-Fillet and you get the call. Like, do what? Like, cut out. I think you get it. You hear the story. And you're like, I'd be happy to do it.

Send me the picture. They did it. And you drive to Kikos and you print the thing out. But for the records, still doesn't count. Yeah, yeah. Just want to make sure over there. All right, that is an awesome story. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, Lunchbox, what did you steal from the studio that you want to sell? No, I didn't steal it. It's, uh, I was cleaning our old studio and I realized I had saved. You had saved? Yes. In your office? Yes.

Miranda Lambert's coffee and coffee cup. and I put it on a shelf and I forgot about it. And when I was cleaning out, I was like, oh my goodness, we have a jackpot. Two things. One, can you verify with some sort of authenticity that that she was drinking from that? Because if you just have it and you say it, it's not going to sell it. Yeah, I'll have to go back and look through the pictures, but this is definitely hers and I had it on the shelf for a couple months. It looks gross. But anybody could have drank out of that cup.

No, no. And I don't think she was drinking it on camera. No, no, she was. It was sitting on the stage. Where do you think I got it? So we have shots of it? Yeah, she left it on the stage. So when she left, I went up to the stage and got it and poured it in this water bottle.

Oh, that's where the water bottle comes. For safekeeping. Oh, God, I got it. Is there like a lip gloss mark or anything? Also, I would say we had 100 of those coffee cups. Yeah. It could have been from a band player. It could have been heard of it.

No, no, it was Miranda Lambert. I got it. Your source is, trust me, bro. Yeah, trust me, bro. So I am thinking I am going to make some money on Miranda Lambert's used coffee. And I could sell one, I could sell the coffee cup. another one I can sell the coffee or we can do it two for one deal. You know what?

I bet someone might want to drink that. For sure. What do you think you would get for that? Probably 500. No chance. So, Bones, do you want to sell them the video clips since you own it for 200? There's no way he can authenticate that without the clips. So he's going to need to buy the clips from us.

But also. You're not. I recorded the clip. Here's the thing, though. I was in the clip. We have a hundred of those coffee cups. Yeah, but if you have her holding that kind of coffee cup. We have a hundred of those kinds of stuff.

And then you can do the trust me bro. Exactly. The trust me bro goes a long ways. We will not sell artist stuff because then it's a bad precedent for other artists coming in. Then they have to worry about anything they touch. We sell it. What if we give 10% of charity? 10.

Wow. Mr. Generous over there. What if we give 1%? To Miranda's charity? Possibly. Pups and paws. Mutt nation. Mutt nation.

That's what it was. 10% so generous of you. If you can sell it on Facebook marketplace, you can do it. Okay. On your own. All right. Let me Google Miranda Lambert. Do you know 10% of 500?

He's not going to get 500 bucks for it. You want to bet? You know how big Miranda's fans are crazy. You're asking them to buy a styrofoam coffee cups you drank out of? Oh, here she is sitting on the couch one month ago. Wow. But that's great. I'm saying you're not going to get 500 bucks for it.

Why? How much you think I'll get? $3. $3. $3? You think I? But I allow you to sell it on Facebook Marketplace. Okay.

Hey, or someone slide into my DMs on Insta. They will probably, it doesn't matter. Amy, we're going to go to the joke and we'll check in in a week or so and see how that's going with it. Okay. All right, Amy, corny time. Go ahead. The morning corny. What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume?

What? Ryan Gosling. Huh? I don't get it. Gauze. Ryan Gosling. Oh, that's one of those you have to spell. Give it.

Gossling. That was the morning corny. Yeah, but say it but call him Ryan Gosling. But he's Gosling. Oh, whoa. Guys, oh my goodness. It took me 10 seconds to find her carrying the cup into the studio. Oh, we got a gold money.

That's not your video there. I also found it on YouTube 2 in 5 seconds. Oh, my goodness. Miranda Lambert talks Las Vegas, Redis City. And she walks in, she turns, and there is the cup in her left hand. I mean, we have matching, it is the cup. Wow. List it. We got it. Sell it.

I have no problem with that. That is awesome, man. Mutt Nation is going to get 10% of this. But if you don't sell it in a week, you cannot sell it. It has to be sold within a week from today. He can't do anything that quick. I'm giving it to him. I know. I can do it that quick, man. My Instagram is going to be blowing up.

Nope, you have to sell it on Facebook Marketplace. Okay. And you have to show us the Facebook Marketplace communication. Man, let me, oh, look at that. Wow, guys, look at that shot. That looks like a regular stuff. She's drinking a styrofoam coffee cup. Yep, if this one right here,

all right, coming up. Anonymous inbox. Oh, that would be funny. That's how you can authenticate it. You go and your DNA analysis and you spend $5,000. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show.

This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment, and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.

It's a space for honest conversations, stories that don't always get told, and for people who are chasing something bigger. So if you've ever supported me or you're just chasing down a dream, this is right where you need to be. Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

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You doctored this particular test twice in so-ins, correct? I doctored the test ones. It took an army of internet detectives to crack the case. I wanted people to be able to see what their tax dollars were being used for. Sunlight's the greatest disinfected. They would uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg Lesbian and Michael Marantini.

My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trap. Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news at Americopa County as Laura Owens has been indicted on fraud charges. This isn't over until justice is served in Arizona. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends, Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.

I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no. I vowed I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends.

Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Vodam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell.

Woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah.

He goes, but there's so much luck involved. And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall, and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be.

Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. and we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco, joins the Sports Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make

to the players flying under the radar, this is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, for wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band.

A little bit of chicken fried. What does he describe as fitting just right? So we're playing Know Your Country Music lyrics. In Chicken Fried by Zach Brown Band. What does he describe as Lunchbox, what you type on your computer? My answer. I don't have a piece of paper. There's a new studio I don't need paper or pen.

There is literally a post-it note in front of you. Oh. And you can be Googling very easily. Look, Morgan, am I Googling? No, he's on email. I'm on email. I hear you, all I can see is him typing on his computer. Who's he emailing?

And that's Mr. Music, and I will not let Mr. Music cheat. Yeah, and Mr. Music doesn't cheat. Uh-huh. Do we have pens here? I'm in. In chicken fried by Zach Brown Band. What does he describe as fitting just right? I'm in.

Lunchbox, you can say yours first. Go ahead. Yeah, it's a pair of jeans. Amy? A pair of jeans. Eddie? Per jeans. See?

Cold beer on fry. A pair of jeans, a fit just right. Good job. Next up. Yep. End dirt on my boots by John Party. How early had he been up working? End dirt on my boots by John Party. How early had he been up working?

And then. Been on my dirt on my boots. Oh, got it. He said it again? In dirt on my boots by John Party. How early had he been up working? Yes, Mr. Muson got it. He is the raining.

Mr. Music. His belt is on the line. I didn't want to put it on the line. I was just trying to brag. I'm going to call myself Mr. Music a lot in this game. Okay, I'm in. Lunchbox? Crack of dawn. Amy? Crack of dawn.

Eddie? Yeah, early sun. It's crack of dawn. The line is, being up since crack a dawn, just trying to get paid. God. Woke up. Did he say woke up to the early son? Been hotter than a hundred sons.

Dang. Next up. And save a horse. ride a cowboy by big and rich. What do they hand out when walking in the room and save a horse, ride a cowboy by big and rich? They walk in a room and they hand something out. What is it?

I'm in for the win. Mr. Music? $100 bills. Amy? $100 bills. Eddie? $100 bills. When I walk into the room passing out $100 bills.

And stud and scut and cut. And cock car by Keith Urban. The two young lovers are arrested for doing what? In. Dang it. Mr. Music's in trouble. Mr. Music is back. No, no, I've been here.

In cop car by Keith Urban, the two young lovers are arrested doing what? Wait, but they were doing that in the back over. Three seconds? Got it. Amy time? Mr. Music? Vandalism. Vandalism, of course.

They were spray paint in the bridge, yeah. That is not right. Amy. Making love. That is not right. Eddie. The answer is trespassing. Correct.

Oh. We drove right past that no trespassing sign. We sat on the tailgate and watched the planes take off. We thought we did it all night. Eddie, good job, good job, good job. Relax. In Hotel Key by Old Dominion. What city does the female in the song hope to get back to someday?

In Hotel Key by Old Dominion, what city does the female in the song hope to get back to someday? I'm in a lot of cities. There are two more after this. In Hotel Key by Old Dominion, what city is? does the female in the song hope to get back to someday. Mr. Music, we need an answer. I've rolled one down. What do you have?

Chicago. Chicago. You mumbled, it's probably some small town, stupid city. Then you said Chicago. The opposite of what you mumbled. Yeah, but there were so many small towns I couldn't think of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's incorrect.

Amy. Austin. Eddie. I rode down Austin. It's Austin. What the hotel it was, though? No, she talked about Austin. How should you get back?

Amy, you want to sing it? Well, I can see here. It's an Indian style and a half-drunk smile. Talked about Austin. How should get back. back there someday. I can't get the melody there, but yes. Mr. Music's in trouble.

They kept the hotel key. That part I can get that part. Okay, that part. It's a great day to be alive by Travis Trit. Love it. How long had he been growing his beard that he has no plans on shaving? Oh man, it's tough. I'm not good with numbers.

It's a great day to be alive by Travis Trit. How long had he been growing his beard that he has no plans on shaving? Eddie 4, Amy 4, Lunchbox's current Mr. Music 3. I know I'm in trouble. Now I have a hotel key in my head. I'm in. 30 seconds, guys. I love it.

Time. I want some more. Amy? A month. Lunchbox? I wrote it down. What do you have? Three years.

Eddie? Three years? I think it's three days. No, that's... I got a rice cooking in the microwave. I got a three-day beer. Oh! Oh, yeah.

Eddie takes the lead by one last question. I just said to write. something down quickly, so I put a month. Man, it's three days. Oh, Mr. Music, you idiot. Choked like a dog. One more question. He loses his title. Here we go. In a bar song by Shabuzzi,

what luxury brand bag does his baby want? Amen. Oh, gosh. He's sweating now. It doesn't matter. He can't win anyway. He loses the title. Oh, Mr. Music is gone? He's gone. What do you have, Mr. Music?

Valencia. Do you mean Blas? Monceaga? I don't know. Okay. No. Amy? Berkin. Eddie? My baby wants a burkin. She's been telling me all night long.

Eddie is our winner. Good Mr. Music. Wow. Mr. Music is back. Wow. Come on, guy. Well, you've never been it before. What do you mean? I am mystery.

No, but you've never been it. He's the one time and only Mr. Music. But now you are Mr. Music. That's what I'm talking about. You know who I am. You embrace the bad guy. He embraces being the bad guy. I like, but no one cheers for me here.

That's because nobody likes you when you play games. No one cheers for me when I win either. Do you know why they don't like me? Yeah. Because I always win. Not always. You literally don't. And that is the end of the first half of the podcast.

A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media. Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show.

This is a place for raw, unfills of conversation. with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the IHeard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok podcast network on TikTok. In 2023, Bachelor star Clayton Eckerd was accused of fathering twins. But the pregnancy appeared to be a hoax. You doctored this particular test twice, Ms. Owens, correct?

I doctored the test once. It took an army of internet detectives to uncover a disturbing pattern. Two more men who'd been through the same thing. Greg a lesbian. Michael Ranjini. My mind was blown. I'm Stephanie Young. This is Love Trapped.

Laura, Scottsdale Police. As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. When a group of women discover they've all day. the same prolific con artist. They take matters into their own hands. I vowed, I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this.

He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that, trust your girlfriends. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's up, everyone? I'm Ego Wood.

My next guest, it's Will Farrell. My dad gave me the best advice ever. He goes, just give it a shot. But if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat. Just hang in there.

Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Listen to thanks dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple, podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on the Sports Slice podcast, it's all about the NFL draft. And we've got a special guest. The director of the NFL's East West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galko, joins the Sports

Slice podcast to break down what really matters when evaluating draft prospects. From hidden traits teams look for to the biggest mistakes franchises make to the players flying under the radar. This is the insight you won't hear anywhere else. If you want to understand the draft like an insider, you don't want to miss this episode. Listen to the Sports Slice podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12 and TikTok podcast network on TikTok.