The Bobby Bones Show - Wed Pre-Post Show (10-16-24)

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Bobby starts by saying how our brains are different before and after the show. We talk about a list of country artists who grew up both poor and rich. We then get into a discussion of women having a bunch of kids and the most unique question Bobby has ever proposed. Then in the Post Show, we take a bunch of voicemails from you guys. We then get into a part of the podcast not suitable for young ears. Raymundo wants to address Amy’s tail. The odd reason Morgan cancelled a date.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands. I vowed. I will be his last target. is not going to get away with this. He's going to get what he deserves.

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As the season continues, Laura Owens finally faces consequences. Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Wakey, Waky, Eggs and Bakey. It's the Bobby Bones pre-show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. I'm ready to start today. So that puts me in a pretty good mood.

I will say that if you're hearing this, this is before we go on the air with today's show. We do, if we have some time, we do pre, and then we come on after and do post. I feel like we feel two different ways. Because before this, we're all, like, charged up and sleepy. Yes. But good, in a good way.

Like we're still a little sleepy, but we're charged up when we get loose. Afterwards, sometimes we're dead. We're tired. It's not only that we're doing the show. Amy and I are doing countdowns. We're doing commercials. We're barely bathroom breaks. It's not Arkansas Keith at the mill tired,

but our brains start to get a little jumbled because we've been doing 80 things at once. So. Don't discount your tiredness. Don't compare it to others. I think this is comparable. I think it's physical labor versus, a little bit of mental exhaustion. And I do think there's a bit of a difference.

But I mean, that's why you're going to hear two versions of this on this show. I think when we do this, we're a little more active. Okay, I got a lot of stuff. I don't know where we want to start here. I want to start with the list of country stars that were born rich and some who were born growing up poor. Only because we talked about this recently, where I was talking about how easy, much easier it would be to move to town

to do a creative art, acting, music. If you have like mom and dad's money. Cushion? Oh, they say question. Cushing. Yeah, because you have like, not even a safety net to fall on,

you have money to get you through hard times where some artists have to like work two or three jobs and there's a grind. Now, it seems much easier on surface to come from a rich family and do it. And I think to me, who doesn't, that's like, oh man, that'd have been the dream.

But I don't feel like that's completely accurate because I think there is a certain need and hunger that someone that has to survive has and develops, that someone who doesn't doesn't. And I think, and I've had this theory for a long time, I think when I wrote my second book, and it's not really like some great theory it's going to be used for generations. But I would talk about everyone's born at different depths of a whole. And I have my depth that was born. I got to climb out to get back to even. Some people are born on a hill

when it comes to resources and access. And some are born in a hole. There are people that were born way below me in the hole. There are some of them that were born above me, but still in the hole. And you have to work to get back to even. But by the time you get back to even, you are so much stronger and so much more equipped

than anybody else that's already up on the hill. You have developed so many skills, not education, and there's a difference, because rich people can go to a nice college and maybe they care or maybe they don't. But because of necessity, you've had to develop so many skills, traits, attitudes that you can't get unless you went through the struggle.

And I think there's real, real, real, real value there. And I would be very resentful and be like, I grew up poor. And then it's like, God dang, I'm so lucky that I grew up poor in so many ways because I had nothing to lose. And when you have nothing to lose, it's like, throw it all out there and see what happens. And so when I read this study, study, they went and found people that are rich and poor. I do look at some people that are rich and like, man, that would be kind of cool,

just have a bunch of money enough to worry about paying the bills, waiting tables at the same time. But then it's like, man, the people that come from nothing are the ones that freaking go hard and end up being massive, massive success. Because even when they get big success, like that doesn't leave them. And I used to think I was like the bottom of the hole. Trust me, I've seen the crap. I ain't the bottom of the hole. I ain't the bottom of the hole even where I grew up.

Or like, I went to Haiti. Changed my whole life. Like, I wasn't poor. That's poor. Yeah. But also they were much happier. Because. Some parts, they don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like we get thoughts in our heads. The thoughts aren't what makes us happy or sad. It's the thinking about the thoughts that sometimes. can make us happier. That's where anxiety comes in. That's where comparison comes in.

So thoughts, we can't help. The thinking about it is where we get ourselves in trouble. But I have the list, and it's kind of funny. Are these country artists or just all kinds of artists? These are all country artists. So can we guess? Like, you say the artist and we guess? I think you'll get it.

I think it's pretty easy, but I like it. And I'll, I allow it. All right, all right. Some are so easy. Dolly Parton. No, poor. Poor. Yeah.

Poor. Her family was so poor when Dolly was born. and they paid the doctor with a sack of corn mill. She is the fourth to 12 children. That's old school. That's poor school. Not just old school. That's like, you know what?

You grew up in a very rural poor town. And I think when you grow up in a very rural poor town as well, which I grew up in a rural, poor, not like Dolly's town. Severeville. Yeah, like, if you look at Mount Pine, Arkansas, I think like 70% of the population's under poverty level, that's not what it was for us too. But we didn't know, the thing is, we didn't know the difference. Like it wasn't like we're all walking around with their pockets out of our pants going like, we're all poor.

We didn't know the difference. You just lived how you lived and that was normal until you got out a little bit. And you're like, oh, how about that? That kind of sucked. Never went to the dentist to my 20s. Dolly Parton was born in a one-room cabin on the banks of Little Pigeon River, Pittman Center, Tennessee, fourth of 12 children. Dang. Okay, next.

Darius Rucker. Poor. I don't know. Poor. I'll go rich. He grew up in a three-bedroom house with his mom, grandma, two aunts, and 14 kids. Wow. 14 kids.

And his dad bailed on him. And in the Bobbycast, I encourage you guys, like if you're looking for something to listen to, there's a Darius Rucker Bobbycast. It's an hour long. It's one of the only two or three I've ever cried in myself. I think just because I related so much where his dad left. He didn't know his dad. Dad lived in the same town.

Happened to me, too. and when he started to make it, his dad popped up. It, like, gave me, like, chills in the back of my neck. Not in a good or a bad way, but, like, oh, my God, I never thought anybody would have a story that I felt, like, so close to type thing.

Yeah, Darius grew up pretty tough. Imagine that 14 kids. Yeah. My mom had 13 brothers' sisters. Really? Yeah. Oh, man, that is a beat-up vagina, right? Well, not.

You know, I've thought about that. By my grandma? They all. You thought of her. I want 100%. You think 13 kids, like, that's a lot. Right. Like at 11, 11 is it like water slide?

Why do you have to, does it be described as beat up? I don't know. Well, yeah, I mean, if I vomited a whole lot, I'd have a beat up throat. You would. Like after a while, like if I spent a whole night, two nights when I get a bad, my throat's beat up and it hurts and it's like, yeah. Maybe. They were all.

I don't take the turn back, but I understand the sensitivity in that. Thanks. They were all natural. Yes. They were all natural. Yeah. Because my dad had like 10 in his family, but only seven were like his mom took in three kids. Don't you wish the woman could choose if it came out of a vagina or a butthole because it would probably not.

What? No, just saying if you got to, there's like a choice. And they're like, oh yeah, you're going to have a baby. I've never thought of this in my life. Me either. Where do you? This one I never thought. But I'm just thinking what I think that.

See, like take turns. If you want it. Alternate. If we're doing that, I want to vomit it up. Oh, that'll be tough. You may choke and die, though. Can you imagine the taste? I don't think they can fit out of your throat.

You think it can fit out of other holes? At the butt hole, yes. They can put full fists in butt holes. Baby's a lot bigger in a butt. No, a head, but I'm saying like that. But I'm saying the butthole stretches. Oh. Okay.

But that's what that is. The butthole stretches. So I can't choose my ear. I'm just kidding. Amy's picking every hole. She's like one. Any more fist. I'm just saying what if like one is hurt and you have.

and you have another one, if you're a dugger. Yeah, they have a lot, right? Yeah, like, you're still like, you're like, you're like, uh, doc, I think I'm gonna go with a butthole this time. Okay, okay.

Like, that would be, or you could pass it over to your husband somehow, like, and he has to have it come out of his butthole. Okay, it's not going to come out of the pee hole. No chance. No chance. Too small.

Oh, boy. So if now we can pass it over the husband, then we can have it out of the throat. Because, like, Amy, you don't want to taste that. It's not going to fit out of your throat. It can fit out of the husband's butthole. But how do you get it over there?

How do you get it over there? You can't. A baby that big can't come out of your butthole. There's no way. You're acting like coming out of the vagina and coming out of the butthole. It's not that far apart. It's actually like they're like very close. I think it's designed to stretch. Do you know in proximity?

Even in proximity, very good. They're also right by each other. Amy, I've been married for a long time. So you do know. Do you do? I would ask Mike to Google how wide will a butthole stretch. Yeah, Google it. I'm not going to do that.

No, I'm not Googling. What's a baby's head? Well, they say the centimeter. I would say yes that it could fit that. When are you ready when you hit four centimeters? For science, mic type for science. Of course. For science, how far can a...

Enis? Yeah, yeah. Anus. Stretch. Oh, boy. You're going to get all sorts of ads now. The human anus... Okay, so this is before damage because the vagina gets damaged.

It does. Right. Oh, it does. So before damage, it can stretch up to seven inches before it even starts to have any sort of... Yeah, think about that. It can be that big. Boom. Whoa. So tell me a baby can't come out of that because it's going to get damaged.

Yeah, exactly. They can target you now on different things, Mike. A raccoon can squeeze into a butthole. How do they know this? Hold on. How do they know that? You can almost fit two raccoons up your butthole. butthole. Let me tell you, that

is the best fun fact Friday I've ever heard. It's the greatest. Should have saved it. Several anal stretching. Oh, sorry, severe anal stretching can damage the muscles, but again, that's what, I'm sorry, it sucks for you ladies. That happens what happens to your vagina, obviously. Yeah, but they sew it up

man. But they have to cut it. It's like, cut the hole, cut the hole. Your dudes yelling it. So that's my point. I can't imagine two raccoons. I can't either, dude. Hold on, but everybody paused second and imagine it. No. I'm not doing it. Imagine it. He'd rather imagine his grandma's. No, he imagined it. I didn't imagine. I thought about that. I know he did. Next up.

Kane Brown. Rich. Rich. Are you out of your mind? No, I don't know. Yeah, Kane. Tough childhood. Really? That's why him and I became friends early on. He was even like homeless at times, like moving around. Yeah. I just copied Daddy's answer. I thought I didn't know that. Okay. Taylor Swift. Rich. Yeah, very rich, very rich. Very rich? Her dad was a stockbroker at Merrill Lynch. Oh.

He, like, put seven figures into her career. Wow. Which is great, which I would do too if it was my kid. Good return on that. More doubt. I'd buy a record deal on a couple raccoons. What are those for, sir? A couple highly trained raccoons.

Don't you worry about that. Next up, Hank Williams Jr. Rich. I don't know. Yeah, an odd rich because his dad, his dad died at 27. Yeah. Hank Sr. left a lot of royalties behind.

Oh, that makes sense. I know. So you would think, but not because of some crazy blue-collar business, but because his dad. And I bet you he wished that he wouldn't have been rich because that meant his dad would have still been alive. Yeah.

Although he'd have still eventually gotten the money, but that's one of those where it's like, dang, he had to lose his dad to get that money. That kind of stuff. So Hank Sr. wasn't rich when he died? Hank Sr. I'm sure he had some money, but, I mean, think about the lifestyle of being 27, driving in a car to all these places.

And who even knows who got money then? There wasn't like a real system. You show up and you get paid up front to do shows. Wow, yeah. El King. Rich. Rich. Richard, Abadrott Schnaider.

But I mean, I guess they hate each other. Because I've seen a couple articles like they're not even trying to get the relationship back together. Okay, a couple more. Dave Haywood, Lady A. I feel like, why do I think of dentist in my mind? Yeah, let's go rich. Good job. So Dave Haywood, you would never know it.

Kindest, nicest guy. That doesn't mean rich people can't be kind of nice. But his dad was and has been described as like the Bruce Springsteen of the dental world. Like invented something. Bruce Springsteen? Well, like the guy, like the cool. Really? Like his dad invented.

I don't know what it was. He invented that thing that scrapes the plaque off your teeth? Not sure. You just pick something there. Do you know who David? Probably not. You know who Davis? Yeah, he's a short.

shorter one. And he's also taller than you, which is weird. Yeah, yeah, he's tall, but the other guy's real tall. Yeah, I know. It's weird. It's what I'm saying. It's like, you see Charles stand next to Dave. Look at Dave, little man.

He's like, oh, God, he's tall. And I am. How about Johnny Cash? Poor. Poor. His parents were cotton farmers in Arkansas at the age of five. He started picking cotton. Brother died when he was young.

Yeah. Pretty tragic story. Kid Rock. Rich. Yeah, really rich. Really? Oh, yeah. His whole thing is.

kind of a, his story is kind of a facade. He grew up in a 6,000 square foot home on five acres, a horse bar and his dad owned a premium car dealership. I thought I lived in Detroit. He didn't grow up in Detroit? He can't, in a suburb when you start to hear about it. Okay. He did a good job at that marketing.

He got a good PR person. Got me. A teeth whitening method called the night guard is what Dave Haywood's father invented. The cool thing about Dave, though, is he talks about it. He doesn't like run from it. He's not like, you know, he made a couple hundred bucks on some plaque. He's like, no, I'm very fortunate. My dad was a really good dentist and invented this thing, which is pretty cool.

Anyway, is that it? That's it. Oh, Tim McGraw. Or. Wasn't his dad a baseball? He was, but he didn't. His dad didn't grow up until late. So he didn't get any help from his biological dad, major league baseball player,

Tug McGraw. He was raised by his mom in a low-income neighborhood. Didn't go until later. No, until later. Interesting. Gosh, and they look identical. Yeah, they do. Especially as Tim gets.

Yeah, I think it's older It looks just like his dad Yeah, yeah, yeah I think we have to go to the show now So Hold on Siri, where can I get a couple of raccoons? Oh, boy

For what? Don't worry about Siri I had to say it really quiet too So it didn't actually pick up Okay, let's, we're gonna go do the show Not really where I expected To go with that segment Yeah, me either

But imagine if you could choose I think someone would choose Like every third baby to come out of their butt And I think that would be fair Like you just like twist one nipple and that's the sign. We're going to choose the butt today. It's like the railroad. They switch the railroads. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We're going to play a mid roll and we're going to take a few hours off, but you'll hear us in just a few minutes. Thanks. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't

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Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall, doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck. Yeah. Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the Iheart radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. In 2023, former bachelor star Clayton Eckerd found himself at the center of a paternity scandal. Family court hearings that followed revealed glaring inconsistencies in her story.

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Listen to Love Trapped podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Let's go through some voice andals. Here's Brian in Florida. I'm a dad of five. I got three girls and two boys. And I tried Amy's trick when you want your kid to do something instead of telling them,

hey, don't do this. Instead of saying, hey, you're really good at this. So my girls are messy. So I had all the kids in the living room and I said, hey, girls, listen, I know you want to be clean. And as soon as those words came out of my mouth, the boys started dying, laughing. They couldn't contain their laughter. So I tried it, Amy. It didn't work.

I'll give it another shot. Love you guys. Listen all the time. Yeah, repetition. And the boys ruin everything. Boys can't be serious. Generally, boys do that to everything. Then you look at the boys and say, boys, I know you want to, like, take this seriously.

And they fart on you. Exactly. That's showbiz, baby. Ray, give me the next one. I was just thinking about the weirdest thing that my mom has kept from when we were kids. And I was wondering what the show maybe has that they've kept from their kids that is super, super weird. But it's sentimental. And they just don't want to get rid of it.

Okay. So not hidden from them. That's how I interpreted that. Not kept as in you have retained something from their life, teeth, shoes. Oh. Got it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's easy. You have something? Yeah. Go ahead. Their hair. from their first haircut. Didn't you tell this because you want to auction it off at some point?

My wife for some reason has it. Well, if they get famous. Yeah, I think that's why I even know that because I'm going to sell their hair. If they get to be famous, I mean, you have that, you know, it sells for eight strands, sell it for $500,000. $500,000. Even George Washington's hair now doesn't sell for $500,000. But I'm just saying, yeah, so we have their hair. I guess I've kept their onesies.

Like, we've kept their onesies and their little hats that they came from the hospital with. like that's it to use again or for posterity? No, just to like keep Don't know what we're going to do with that Amy? Yeah, I don't have anything from I mean my kids

I got them at 7 and 10 when they came to America I guess they were losing their teeth but I didn't keep me near with them I have When my mom died I got her jewelry box And inside of it was my baby teeth

She got them back from the tooth fairy Weird? My mom kept them all Weird? Well I opened it up and I'm like, what are all the, I was like, you know, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, teeth. I wonder how much she bought those for her. Oh, and I, from the tooth fairy.

Yeah, from the tooth fair. I wonder how much she paid for it. There's one on the post show. Also, I found a letter I wrote to L.U.N. There's no seven-year-old in this podcast up hit and play with their AirPods. Maybe. Just in case. Okay.

Hey. Did you all call the tooth fairy? Did you have a name for all? Never once believed in it. You said he? Yeah, his name is Lunefer. I thought the fairy was a girl. I did too.

And what was yours named? L. Unefer. L.U. Nefer. Why was that? I don't know. That's what? It's like a joke. Like that's a joke? I was told. I thought that that's his name. L.U. Nefer, huh? Yeah, so when I wouldn't say dear tooth fairy, I'd say dear Lunefer.

Eluneff. Amy's looking at, Mike's looking up, tooth fairy, real name. Something like that. There's a couple. There is rat on Cito Perez. It's a mouse in Spain who collects Tewneferraise. It's a mouse in Spain who collects teeth from under pillows or glass. Yeah. There is La Petit Saris. He's French. Yeah, French-speaking country.

He's a ferry. What about from Alabama? There is... Gomer. I mean, I know... Marcus John Winslow. I know I'm from Texas, but it was my grandma. What was the name again?

Elunefer? Mm-mm. Or something like that? None of those. Who knows? Southern traditions. Yeah, who knows? Bit odd.

L.U... It's a great uncle of my... or something. Yeah, I don't see. He comes back and gets your teeth? For his own. From when he lost him, he replaces the kid. That's the legend of the Alabama Tooth Fairy.

And you can start out of Alabama, Marcos, Louisiana, it doesn't matter. But it's like, yeah, in 1700s, Uncle Wilbur lost his teeth, and he comes and gets him to put him to use them now for his own. So when you leave him, Uncle Wilbur, if you see a man in overalls, that's the Wilbur fairy. Oh, man, that's not. That's kind of a weird one.

That's scary. Yeah, I don't worry about kids here, but I'm going to say something. If you have kids, turn it off. And we get five seconds. One, two, three, four, five. Never, ever believed tooth fairy. Never, ever believed Santa Claus.

You never did? Not ever once. Even when you're a baby baby baby? Well, not baby, but like little. I, I, no. Did you not hear them say turn your kids? We're on the podcast. And if you have kids, you can turn it.

Oh, I get it. He still thinks, he still believe it. Oh, lunchbox does? Yes. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is why we can also talk about babies coming out of buttholes because this is not, the younger demo is not listening to the podcast for the most part.

But sometimes we listen to podcasts in our car and everyone's listening. Well, if you heard the butthole thing, you probably changed it. I would say, yeah, never. Probably not because it was like, why he's way too smart. Probably because we didn't get stuff. We didn't get money or presents. And if we did, if we got like one or two a year, I can swear to God, my grandma, my mom didn't want me thinking it's from Santa Claus.

They were like, my grandma went and spent her social security check and my mom did whatever to buy a gift. You know, I'll be real with you. I think that's a real thing. Like, I get upset that Santa Claus gets all the credit when I work my butt off to get all these presents for my kids. So sometimes I'm just like, there's no Santa Claus guys. It's me.

Like, me and your mom. You don't say that. I want to, though. Like, you know, I'm the one that bought all this stuff. Your mom's the one that went to the store and got it. She wrapped them all. Like, you know, I want to say that. But then I'm like, no, Santa Claus did it.

I felt that. It's frustrating. I think we're giving this. Old fat man who eats cookies, all the credit, who has a magic sleigh. You're angry. But eventually. I think mine was a little bit of a little different because they didn't want me to feel like they didn't care about me. And if I was only going to get one gift or two, they didn't want it to be, you know, that I didn't care.

Because you could also go, Santa Claus, got you these and we got you these. I'm sure you do that, right? We do, but I mean, I got them all. You want to know, I hear you. Nate, no need to get angry, man. You don't feel like that lunchbox? No. Huh.

From Mr. Once credit all the time. Yeah, interesting. Give me, Ray, give me number five. Hi, people. And so I heard this story about a young girl living in New York. Her large breed dog passed away in the home, and she lived in a high-rise apartment. So she needs to go take it down to the veterinary office or wherever you go to drop that off. And so she puts it in a very large suitcase and brings it with her on the subway.

And someone asks her, well, what's in the suitcase? And she kind of panics, and she says, laptops and they stole the suitcase thinking it was full of laptops what's wrong with people what's wrong with people it's kind of weird though like why was she ashamed that the

dead dog was in the she panicked when they said what's in the back I would just be like my dog died yesterday taking it to the vet yeah maybe though that's so uncomfortable it is but you're usually a lot of laptops but you're so sad about it you're acting like to panic was in

like I'm gonna trick them might have been panic Like, you're just emotionally, like, I, it's a, I don't, panic doesn't always have to come from trying to deceive somebody. Okay. Well, what is the option? Like, if your big dog dies, like, how do you get it out of my apartment? How do you do that?

I feel like there's a service, right? Like, it has to be. Can you come get my dog? It died. Friends. Family. A bunch of friends carrying the dog. Thinking about that.

No, I mean, yeah, like a clothes basket and put a blanket over and carried out. Yeah. So, I mean. So she did with the luggage. Yeah. It's different. Yeah, the freak out, I don't think it was anger. It's probably, it may have been, but only from hurt.

It's just like the asses. Like, she had drugs in her bag. I don't, no, no, no, whatever, it's not cocaine. Right. Well, we should check you back for cocaine then, sir. Give me another one, Ray. Hi, Bobby. I got a morning corny for Amy.

What do witches get when their shoes are too tight? Candy corns. That's good. I love the show. That's good. My favorite segment is the mailbag. Where has it been? Thank you.

Great question. We still do it. It's just not called the mailbag anymore. I still reference it as a mailbag sometimes. But we got all this, like people sit in a room and listen to the show. And it's like 93% great. But one of the things that came back from that research was people loved that segment, but they didn't have an identification that it was a segment.

I don't know. We just say the mailbag. So the recommendation, well, to me, to Mike and Scuba, was let's figure out a name that maybe. resonates a little more. And so we sat in a room and we're like, I don't know, what do we call it? The mystery mailbag?

So we went to the anonymous inbox and then Reed wrote a song about it, it's the same mailbag. We just had to change the name a little bit, so hopefully people can remember that it's something that happens normally. That makes sense? And he still references the mailbag in the song, right?

Yeah. Yeah. And at the end, I said it doesn't like close it up or close the mailbag. Yeah. Give me another right. I've been listening to you guys for over 20 years.

And I'm just, calling to say that we haven't done blind karaoke in a while. Miss the segment. Love you guys. We love the segment too. There are a couple things. Let's get into the weeds again on the show. Because of some rules and laws that have been passed over the past couple years,

we can't put music in the podcast because we will get sued. It's not just an us thing. It is not just a company thing. Everywhere. It's everywhere. If it's licensed music and we're putting it in an on-demand place, we can get sued. So even like our intros, even the mailback, all this stuff, we have to write all the songs ourselves. So if we do blind karaoke, which we do on the air sometimes, which you can watch on YouTube only,

we can't do it here because then we all go to jail. And I don't want that to happen to you guys. We don't have enough mighty bell two of you out. And that's a tough decision. No, it's not. It is. Two of us? Yeah, Morgan and Amy.

They'd be the rest. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no. And so we still will do the segment of kids. occasionally, but we will not do it. We can't put it on the podcast, which sucks. And so a couple little things that we've changed, that the broadcast doesn't seem much different, but the podcast might seem a little different. One, no music. Two, yesterday Tucker Wetmore was on. I use him as an example because it was one of the last ones. The Tucker Wetmore interview we do was probably 25 or 30

minutes. I'm not sure. On the show, it was one segment. So if you were listening, it wasn't like there was half an hour of Tucker Wetmore. It was, you learned some brief stuff about it, played a song, learned about a record, you know, boom out. So broadcast, you aren't like, wow, that's a lot of interview happening. It was one segment. And it was, you know, we like to bring artists in.

And on the podcast, though, the interviews, we put the whole thing up. So it may seem like, well, a lot of long interviews. It's not like that to the broadcast. It is like that to the podcast. And because we can't play, we're just finding different ways. And in a podcast, right? We can't play a song, right?

the YouTube we can. But in the podcast, another thing that's happening is, unless we're talking specifically about country music, we don't get to play anything country music here. So it's also a way for us on the podcast to stay connected to country music by doing interviews with artists. Otherwise, there almost is no connection at all because what you're hearing on the broadcast is songs, and that's even playing clips of songs. We can't do that on the podcast. So you would listen and be like, do these guys even talk about country music anymore? So the way that we're able to still connect in that way is by doing artist interviews. In long, longer form on the podcast. Way in the weeds.

Whoa, I didn't know that. You didn't need to. You know that, Amy? I didn't know that. You didn't know that? Oh, you didn't? Well, she's smarter. Oh, yeah. You got that email? I didn't get that. There's no email. No, no, she just uses the brain. No, I'm just kidding. So, yeah, we've had to make some changes. It sucks because I really liked playing the music games. And then they got on the podcast. Yeah, so that sucks. But YouTube, you can still see a lot of that, any of the performances. One more voicemail, please. Hey, Bobby. I'm going to the pickleball world

Championships in Dallas in November, Justin Moore and Morgan Evans are headlining it with a bunch of country stars. And there's a celebrity pickleball tournament going on. And I hear there's a few more people coming. And I was curious, one, are you going to be in the celebrity pickleball tournament? And two, who are the best pickleball players in the country music world? GCU, G. G.C. G.C. G.C. GC. GC. GC.

No, I will not be there. I didn't get invited. I don't know what I'm going to be doing there. What are you saying? G.C. What is GC? Good question. Oh. GQ?

Good point. As you can tell, I just made that out. And I'm dyslexic. I didn't come through. GQ, GQ, GQ, GQ, GQ, GQ, GQ. No, I have not been invited because I don't want... Eddie and I wouldn't play music at that anyway. That's like a real thing.

You know, they don't want to call me. Oh, I thought he was asking people were playing. He did ask secondly if I was going to play. Not playing music. And no, I'm not because I didn't get invited to play. So thanks for telling me that it was a birthday party that one of my friends is having, I didn't get invited. That was the worst when I was a kid. Hey, Jared John's on a birthday party?

He is? When? It's this Friday, but it's Wednesday now. I didn't get it. Oh. So yeah, no. We did play. Eddie didn't play yesterday.

I didn't, no. We played yesterday again a little bit before the workout. Eddie came over and played for the first time a couple days ago. It was pretty good. We talked about it here, huh? No, we didn't. Other show whistles? Yeah, we've talked about on whistles.

I mean, yeah, the game's fun. I have fun playing it, but I'm not good yet. Eddie had never played. Did you have your own paddle? Yeah, I have a couple of paddles. Oh, you have a different paddles. He can't put them up and use the mind, though. Let's be honest.

I have a Dallas Cowboys paddle. Is it not very good? It's just different. It's not. He would just play bad and think it was a paddle's problem. They have good paddles. So there's different types of paddles? Yes.

Kind of. But he would play bad and then go, it's the paddle. Let me switch the paddle. And it wasn't the paddle. but didn't even play good and think it was a good paddle but it was only because he was getting better. I just haven't found the right paddle.

That could be it. Don't you feel like you have to find the right golf clubs? Like you find the right. I'm not good enough for it to really matter even in golf and I've played golf enough. Yeah, you're right. But, it is pretty good. For somebody who's never played?

Really? Yeah. Thank you, man. He almost be Reed who played a bunch. Yeah, but you beat me like 7-0. But I'm going to do that all the time. I beat you 7-0 like 10 times in a row, but you're new.

You'll eventually get there. You're supposed to not. be good at first. Amy was brutal. Me and Reed were just taking turns playing Bobby because he'd beat us every time. Yeah, but I've played a bit longer. Yeah. And I'm also way more athletic and good looking and funny and smart. See? And we have no chance. Yeah, there's all that. Yeah, there's all that.

But it's super fun. We'll try to get lunchbox to come play. He was like, oh, can't? I couldn't. I got to take it eight hour now. He can't, because he can't touch his elbow. That's not true. That's not the difficult ball. Oh, okay. It's just a bad day. What if it's a high ball? He can't reach it. He can. He says, okay. Yeah.

I don't know what you're talking about. Like, if there's a high ball, This is how I had home on up. That's the same thing lunchbox does. Okay. Like if it's behind my back, I can't touch my back. If it's stuck on my back. And those behind the back shots are tough. Yeah.

Actually, I've never had one, but if there ever was one. Ray, is it the last one? Yep. Okay. Let me address a couple other things, and then we're going to jump here. They got like six notes I wanted to get to. Okay, I'm going to go to Ray. Ray's waited five years to talk about this.

He has some information for Amy. Oh, gosh. Okay. Ray? Is it in an envelope? Yeah, so. So it's no, no, no, it's all good to talk about now. That's why I wanted to make sure.

So your tail, you have a tail, right? Yes, my tail bone sticks out. Yeah, but it sticks out. It's a tail. It's a stegosaurus. It's abnormal. You have a tail. So I don't know how much you've considered getting it looked into or taken off,

but I wanted you to know that it is a possibility because we actually had a friend who had the same thing. She had a tail. And I haven't felt yours, but I'm guessing they're very similar because they do Let's feel it real real. Oh, gosh. They do protrude a little bit. And what they do is they just shave it off.

There's a small recovery period. It costs about $1,000. And five years later, the girl said it is the best decision she ever made. People can't even tell when she's excited anymore. It doesn't lag. But I wonder why it's the best decision she ever made. Can you ask her? Because sometimes, like, when you're sitting, it gets irritated.

Well, she said she can never wear certain dresses because it would actually stick out. Really? Yeah. and then it was actually uncomfortable Here hold my beer on it When she would lean back She could actually feel

Some sort of discomfort I don't know if you have that But she goes for the price I mean it's the best cosmetic surgery you can get Okay well Why did Ray have to wait five years I don't ask a lot of questions It's a five year update from her surgery

Yeah he wanted to check the recovery He wanted to give her enough time I don't know That's weird Second thing I'm gonna do three things here in my notes This is from Morgan I am a true True. Oh, she said she's a true walking rom-com. But this is about you walking, but you actually walking and you fell.

Yeah, so I was on a date and I tripped over a curb and I broke my heel. Wait, so you tripped over a curb? Not your foot heel, but your shoe heel? My shoe heel. Oh. Like a mystery curb that came out of nowhere? No, I saw it. I just wasn't paying attention. And I'm sometimes pretty clumsy. So I tripped over it. And then the date had to end there because I didn't have a heel on my foot so I couldn't walk anymore. You ended the date? I had to. Her shoe was uneven. You have to pivot.

Big deal. Go barefoot. The guy must not have been worth it. I'm being honest with you. The guy had to be a six or below on the scale. Not looks, but on the scale of her wanting to date. If it was a guy that she was like, I really liked this guy, you're going to go to pay less or something real quick. Well, we weren't in a place.

We had done dinner, and then we were headed to go play games. And I was like, okay, I can't really play games with one shoe. Okay, Morgan. Wow. But if he was awesome. You didn't like him. Honest. No.

She might have. liked them fine. I did like him. But you didn't like him enough or you would have kept going. No, genuinely, guys, I felt I could have stopped laughing. I was 22, stayed on the date with my wife. For real? Because I was like, there's no way I'm getting out of this. Dang, dude. She broke a hill and all the time you got to go home. You didn't get shot. There's no way. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. NOM. Something bit me.

No. Are you going out with the guy again? Yes. And he was like, she did like him. He was like, you broke your shoe, dates over?

Well, it was just like, we can't play games. I'm literally lost-sided. Go barefooted in a bar? Yes. That's like a horrible idea. Okay.

How about this? Break your other heel. Boom. Break your own. It's how they work. They're like little, then they look like little boat rockers. Morgan,

I would have been, I would have felt like the date was terrible. if you left after that. After a simple broken heel, I'd felt the same way. Kitten heels are in right now. Right, if you're laughing, then adjust and just going. Did you fall full?

Did you fall full? Yes, I fell and I. Did you scratch and bleed? I didn't have any scratch and bleed, no. But like the shoe is completely tough. This guy's not going to make it. I'm already going to tell you. He's not going to make it.

He's not worth the broken hill. Guys. Somebody's not going to always say if it's not worth a broken hill. I can't go barefoot in a bar. But you didn't have to do that. You could have pivoted to do something else. Yes. Yeah, but we had already had dinner

We actually already had like a good date Okay You just cut your losses when you break your shoe Okay All I'm saying is Could have been other things That didn't have to be a bar If you really wanted to keep hanging out

So he's mid He's mid, I'm gonna call him mid Oh my goodness Morgan I'll have two Morgan One Morgan One Raymondo will be done Morgan wants to do a scam alert

Ray you want hit scam alert button All right go ahead Morgan So some loser out there decided to create a Facebook page that's for Morgan's fans only. Not to be confused with only fans. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Sign up from Morgan's fans only. Hilarious.

And I'm getting multiple message of dudes thinking that I have a fans only Facebook account and I don't. I didn't create this. Somebody created this account pretending to be me. Instead of it only fans, it's fans only, but Morgan wears multiple sets of clothes at once. She's wearing like three layers instead of no clothes. Like Joey from Friends when you watch it. She's like, everybody, check these three out. Could I be wearing any?

So why did they do it? Are they trying to get money from people? I assume so. Or they're trying to get people's information or something. But it is not real. I do not have an only fans or a friend's only account. I have none of the above. And I'm trying to get it shut down.

It's just not working. But if you say it's not real, then people can go over and be like this place isn't real. Yeah, hopefully. Ramundo, any grievances? is, today, this is our last week in the studio. Then we're out of here. And I'm trying to like save stuff now to keep. I don't want to move.

It's looking clean. Like I don't want to leave. I don't want to go to the new building. I like this building. It took us a while to get our, everything, I hate it. I don't want to go. But we are going. There's change.

A change is going to come. The parking situation sucks. Yeah. Driving up the loop-de-loop to get to the top of the grid. The parking garage. It's going to add 20 minutes or commute. Not 20, but... But 10, probably.

10. It is? Yeah. Going in the garage, going up the garage slowly. You realize here we pull up and we walk in. No, I get that. To the elevator. I already thought that was annoying.

Wait for the elevator. Yeah. Hopefully nobody else is getting off on any other... You made a little dramatic. I mean, like, push the button on the elevator. No, I waited for the elevator for like five minutes yesterday. But also, they're not going at the times we're going because there's going to be no elevator traffic in the morning.

Good point. On the way there is probably going to be a non-in-endant. issue, but on, like, when we're leaving work, you could end up on five different floors trying to get to your car. Amy's like, it's 9.30 p.m. I'm trying to get off the elevator. You guys are a little out of control. What level of the garage are on to? Working in the big stuff.

And I did not see a bike rack anywhere. He's got to ride his bike up all that. I didn't see a bike rack anywhere. Probably down on that level, ground level. You could be the change. No, I didn't see one out from it. Chain it to a tree? No, the change. Like, they need to add a bike rack and he could be the one that brings it.

Chain it to a tree. Or I can just bring it up the elevator. and put it in the studio. You definitely could not in studio, but you put in the building. Okay. Yeah. Ramon, do you got a grievance? Yeah, mine was, going back to Amy, she had borrowed my un-boos pill.

She was going on some, I don't know. She was going to drink or something. And she goes, hey, can I borrow this pill? And I will post on my Instagram with your, with my code. And she never did that. So that's my grievance. Before we leave the building, I just wanted that promise fulfilled. Oh, I thought I did.

I can easily do that. I definitely thought I did. I know I talk about it sometimes if it ever comes up. up on my podcast. I'm like, oh, great, how's the code? Pay the fiber. But, you know, I need to do that for you. Thank you. You went out drinking? This is a long time ago. I was going, even if I have one glass of wine, I take

undo. Yeah. Or you have one margarita. You take undo. Why do you want to undo the one margarita? I like the one margarita. One margarita the next day. After 40, one margarita the next day hurts. Do you have any grievances? Let me know tomorrow.

The progences, okay. It's about this stupid building that I love and I'm going to miss. It's so stupid. Okay, I think that's it. Oh, one other update, Venmo. Eddie said Venmo was hacked, then it wasn't hacked, then it was hacked again. It was crazy. Okay. So we looked it up, right? And we saw that somebody had taken a dollar. First, we went to the email and said, this is a legitimate email from Venmo because it had the blue check. And it said you don't have to do anything. So then Morgan got in your account and said somebody sent one dollar. And that's what they do, right?

Well, if someone like you has your credit card, they spend a dollar to see if it works, and then they're free to go and spend. So then Morgan's like, drain your account, like move everything out of Venmo to your bank account and get a new password like they're hacking you. Throw your phone in the toilet, I think she said. Basically. So I looked into it and I wasn't hacked. The person actually gave me a dollar. And with the dollar, it said, where is the message? He said, it's the guy.

Oh, here we go. He said, buy a drink on me. Hope tap water is okay. can't give Morgan all the attention and I'm not buying you a $600 hair thing. So it's the guy that... He wants to sleep with you.

So do you think that's it? Yeah, you should. Now that he gave me a dollar, I just have to do it. If he gives you a hairdryer, too. So you weren't hacked and it's the same guy that was hitting out Morgan.

Yeah. It's the same guy. It's not the same guy? No. It's just a listener being funny. That's a copycat killer. Yeah. I don't like that.

That's a copycat killer. You sure isn't the same guy? Yeah, I promise. It's not. Different name. He offered you a curling iron. I thought it was funny that gave me a dollar though

All right we're done Thank you Let's see Amy what's on your fit thing Yesterday Oh we talk about Questions that you should ask your kids Before it's too late

But it turns out That there are fun questions To ask yourself Or your friend or your partner We had a lot of fun going through them But they are really good Conversation starters for kids The question I ask myself

In the middle of the night's emotion Is do you really have to pee And the answer is If I have to even ask it, it's yes. And then I just battle all myself, like, get up now and get it over with. Oh, it's tough, man. Sometimes I go, fetal. I want to hold.

I know. I try to squeeze it to hold it. Then it's harder to sleep when you're squeezing it. Oh, for sure. Anyway, that's a problem. Have a good day, everybody. We will see you tomorrow. A win is a win.

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