The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (01-05-22)

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

Bobby starts by talking to Amy about her doctor trying to set up her friend…and was wondering if it’s shady. Bobby talks about how he took a Master Class for Magic and shows off a trick to Amy. Phone Screener Abby reveals that she is still upset at the Christmas gift that Lunchbox got her during the show gift exchange. Amy shares an activity that her son was given at school about “What To Do If You’re Sad”? Bobby also talks about a new story of a radio host who was let go just 3 month shy of his 35th anniversary. Also, Lunchbox got a flat tire on his way into work and Bobby questions if it's time for another car. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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you know, I'd rather talk about this in the post show because we can talk about it longer. And I think that's the best and worst part of this post show is that sometimes we go on way too long about stuff or sometimes we just talk about stupid stuff, but we do get to kind of stretch out a little bit. Amy, I want to talk about the story that you were telling me about the doctor and your friend. Yeah.

The doctor tried to set your friend up. Yes. But the situation seems a little shady. Well, it's, it is, it's not shady because the doctor meant well, but then it's shady when my friend, who's the patient actually thought about it. Okay. Because the doctor, it's a female doctor. She had, her heart was in the right place. She has a female patient, my friend, and a male patient who she thought, oh, my goodness, they would be perfect together.

I want to set them up. Only problem is she gave the male patient my friend's number, automatically saying, I have a patient for you. So that's HIPAA. Like we have a very dear friend that's a doctor. And like I've seen him before and you've seen him before. And he would never, like let's say I wouldn't even tell you I was at his office. Exactly.

And I know you were. And I'm like, well, I know Bobby saw you earlier today. And he's like, he did. He even helped my mom with stuff when she was sick. And he would be like, Amy, I need you to get your mom in the phone if you want me to tell you that I saw her today. And I'm like, okay. So like, my friend was just weirded out that she got a text from another patient because then she's like, wait a second, HIPAA violation. Yeah, that's weird that a doctor would go, hey, call it. This is somebody. But it's like a young

doctor. Like, they're kind of friends-ish, but they're only friends because she's her doctor. I would think you would need to ask for permission first. Yeah. Like, hey, I know someone that I think you guys would be great together. I would like to share information. I'm going to check with them to make sure it's cool too. Yeah, she went straight matchmaker. That's weird. Dr. Love. Art was in the good place, but I think that's weird.

Everybody else agree with that? Yeah, I mean, it just could be like light conversation, right? Like, oh, I had this thought to be funny. You guys go great together. But you can't lightly mention that someone's your patient. No, you can't, no. You can't even, a doctor can't even say that they see somebody else. Yeah, that's crazy.

That's against the rules. Because some people don't want it known that they're at the doctor for whatever reason. We have in our group, yes, we have that doctor friend we mentioned. We have therapist friends. Like there's a lot of people involved that like some people may know. I know that someone sees them and they never talk about that person. Even if I allude to the fact that that person sees them, they're like, I literally can't talk about this. So why are you talking about it?

You have a podcast on your network with your friend who's a therapist. She's really good. I've talked to her and I was like, man, you're a little too good at this podcast. I've never done a podcast before or any sort of, you know, anything with a micro. phone. You guys should take that. You and her should take that on the road. Oh, cattefada. Yes. Her, well, her podcast is called You Need Therapy, which is perfect. It's like a dual podcast. Oh, she joined my fifth thing permanently, like the thing I do on Tuesdays, because I was doing a Q&A, and a lot of the emails that would come in for the Q&A were kind of therapy-related.

And again, I try to separate. I am not an expert. I can only share my experience, so it's helpful to have an expert that knows the right things. That's interesting because I do it the opposite. I am an expert and I don't have any experience at it, but I share. It's okay to share, but I just want to make, I don't. But I feel like I am an expert in things I have no experience in where you know you're not an expert at things you've had. We're the same and different, you know?

Well, what I've learned is in the past, I've done things that are harmful without even knowing I was causing harm and I don't want to do that. So yeah, I mean, yeah, maybe Kat and I'll do that. I would buy a ticket. How much would you charge? I don't know. People are doing these podcast shows. Like even in town I heard one that happened the other day at like a small little place here.

And like 400 people went. And as a podcast, it's like, man. Yeah. I mean, if you actually have a decent audience, you can go in. It's a cool live show. If, like, you're actually doing something up there, cool, you know, dancing, juggling. Same songs. Eating fire.

Oh. Hot chips. You know what I? Hot shots. Oh, my gosh. Oh, what a bit. would be do that on stage. No.

You know, I like to watch on TikTok this guy who teaches you how to do card tricks. You guys have no interest. No. Are you learning? Yeah. And I'm also playing cards a lot with my wife. We play that nerds game.

We played again last night, like five games or so. But he teaches you, he shows you the card trick and then teaches you how to do it. I love magic. I took the, what is that class I take? What is it, scuba? Master class? Master class.

I've done a few of them. Oh, yeah. But I did magic. one of them. And it's pretty cool. You have to practice a lot. Like you actually they'll show you how to do little tricks. Like for example, watch this. Is this here? You're gonna make that disappear? Oh man. Boom gone. Now the, the, whoa. Obviously it's here. But it's the same thing, but it's like. They taught you in master class that? What? How to make that dice is a bit? Yeah, but that was nothing. Do it again? You might want to get money back. Eddie was tricked.

I didn't see it at first. Nope. I'm not showing you again. No, I don't. Which hand? The one with your wedding ring? Are you betting money on that? Yeah. Lunchbox with your hand. I wouldn't pay attention I'll go to the wedding ring because Amy said so.

I just guessed. Eddie? It's your right hand. Oh. I win. Did you? Where is it? Where is it?

It's in his butt. It's not much of it. Eddie's right. It's in my butt. Now, Amy, go get it. How did it get there? And where is it? No, where is it?

What do you mean? Where is it? Where is the dice? It doesn't matter. Amy, check under your seat. Amy, okay. Look, there it is. No, it's not.

Amy, how could it be under your seat? I don't know where it was. Just tell me. Don't worry about how I do my tricks. Anyway, I'll watch the master class on that. But I like car tricks. I mean, lunchbox, you have to admit that was impressive. We both couldn't see it.

He claims, though, that he wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention to him doing his hands like that. So I just saw him. I didn't know where it started. So I wasn't sure where I was looking. I was paying attention. And then you held both. Would you do with it?

Just now. It doesn't matter. Okay, look. Why don't you just tell me where it is? See, like the guy on TikTok's telling you where it is. Why don't you tell us where it is? Yeah. It doesn't matter.

Because I was just showing you guys. It doesn't matter. We're doing a visual thing on a podcast. Did you drop it on the ground? Is it in your hoodie? Who knows? No, because he keeps getting it. Like, it's somewhere near him.

Watch them, guys. Yeah, watch them. A lot of the sleight of hand stuff is here. Without putting your hand, you put it. You squeeze it in your palm. But I could see that. No, because I showed it to you. Okay, make it disappear.

No, but it's not disappearing. It's like, boom. Gone. Yeah, it's still there. You still have it over there. I showed you where it was. I'm not doing that. Okay.

I'm still confused. Okay, I'm not even good at it. Is there any part of magic that's true and real? Mm-hmm. Any part? How many people in half? Lever and we've done that. Levitating.

We did cutting and half on dancing with the stars and we screwed up the trick. Did you almost killed someone? No, we didn't almost kill someone. Yeah, like it got close, right? Yeah, you forgot to... We opened the box. And there was blood. No.

I don't remember, but we screwed up the magic trick. We screwed up magic trick. We took you to that magic place for your birthday once. House of cards. It was a dinner. And the guy sat at our table and did card tricks. He was cool. But he wouldn't teach us the tricks, would he?

Didn't we ask him teach us? Sort of like you won't teach us, so it's like full circle. But you didn't pay me. I'm not. Okay. Let's see. But magic is so confusing. Like it's just frustrating.

What's supposed to be? Abby is still hung up on lunchboxes' Christmas gift. What? Yeah. Remember you got her the singing for Dombey? Here's the thing. I want to go over this. Everybody tells me that you should be appreciative when you get a gift, right?

And then I get Abby something and she's upset and everybody's like, yeah, I was so rude. What happened to being appreciative of getting something? Well, first of all, it was a forced get because everybody had to spend 50 bucks, up to 50 bucks on someone. Yeah. So it wasn't just like you getting her a nice gift. Correct. Abby, go ahead. Yeah.

What was the amount we were supposed to spend? Up to $50. Up to $50. Couldn't go over $50. Uh-huh. How much did you spend? This book... But really, how much did you spend?

Yeah, I want to know, because this book was used. There's like a tag on the front. It's like a bent-up cover. How much you spend? Well, I didn't buy it new, girl. Why didn't you get her a real gift? Because somebody got you a real gift. That was a real gift.

First of all, as an insult. No. How much did you spend on her gift? Like $15. But you know deep down. It wasn't nice. Because it was like $4.99 then I had to pay the shipping in whatever. It was a used book.

Yeah. And the quality when I bought it online said, good. So I thought, oh, yeah, you know, that's fine. It's been used, but it's still good condition. Abby, what would you like to say? I'm just, I thought it was, you know, like a $50 limit. And everybody else did thoughtful, nice gifts. And then he comes over here and it just does this, you.

Like, if you're going to get it, you can at least get new. If you're going to get it. If you want to insult her, at least get her a nice new book to insult her with. Yeah. No, because I want you to know that it's okay to use it and highlight it and like really dive in. That makes me. And here's the thing. Yes, the max is 50.

Does that mean you have to spend 50 and you should be appreciative? A lot of people out in this world get nothing, Abby. It was a forced bit. Nothing. Abby, are you singing the National Anthem anywhere else? No, I'm not. But I still got to sing it for the guy to turn it in. Remember for the station?

That's way past. You missed your chance. What am I forgetting? What's happening? That's station. Yeah, the station member. So I thought that it was me that they played. Oh, that's right.

That's right. That's right. But it was Abby Anderson's artist. And then he was like, you know what? I'll let you sing it if you want to send me a good version. And here we are a month later. And guess what? She hadn't taken advantage of it.

Well, she had COVID. She's wearing a mask. We were on break. Yeah. So singers go on break. You have your big shot. And you miss that opportunity. I don't know that he gave her a deadline.

Over the break, you could have been using that book and learning some things. I tried to sing the National Anthem at the House last night as best I could for Caitlin. How was it? But it's okay. You have to really start. And I'm not a singer. I mean, we sing in our comedy group. I can sing just just good enough to not be distractingly bad.

And so I sang the National Anthem. Caitlin and I saw a really bad version, like really bad. And we were like, man, how hard is it to sing and not fail miserably? Because I know I'm not going to get up and people, you know, they're not going to fly jets over me in fireworks. But I tried and I sang it really hard and as pure as I could. And I did okay. Well, let's hear it. No, I'm not going to do that because you'd laugh and it'd be an insult.

But you have to start really low. I did because it goes really high. Yeah, sneaks up on you. That, and the rock is regular. That part, you have to really dial in. That's the key. You go full Roseanne accidentally. So I, but we tried that.

play a game called Sing as good as you can. And so we make each other sing really hard songs as good as you can. And you have to. It could be an Adele song. Is she good at singing? Yeah. Oddly. Yeah. She actually pretty good.

But she's not a singer, but she's probably a little better than I am. But we'll play the game. We'll find really hard songs to go sing it as best you can. You can't joke around, but you have to sing the song to you the best of your ability. It's really funny. That'd be hard. It's really fun.

funny. Go easy on me, baby. Because it's easy to make a joke him and go, go he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he, you know. But dumb games we play at the house. It's Caitlin's birthday today, by the way. Happy birthday, Caitlin. I can assure you she's not listening. You're sure. She will never see this. But it's her birthday today. And I started off this morning, woke her up with a little gift. Started with a gift.

Why did you get her? I'm not going to share that here. Oh, L'O'all-Rate. Why is that what I'm going to give that to her? By the way, that's a gift for me. I gave her a gift. She's like, Happy birthday? I have a little something planned for today while we're working.

She's doing that now. I have another gift for her when I get home. We got a fancy dinner tonight. I'm taking her to. It's her 30th birthday, so trying to make it as big a deal as possible without just going, you know, COVID but wild. Yeah.

You know? So, yeah, happy. birthday to her. I got my Instagram post, queued up, ready to post. If it's someone's birthday that you care about, you got to write a little something special. And so I got that ready to go. So that's what's on the agenda today. Someone dumped over 600 packages

in a wooded area in Oklahoma. It's another Amazon delivery driver. Different person. Who dumped 600 packages. If you found that, would you go through the packages and open them, or would you just leave them? Oh, you go through them. Go through them. Oklahoma authorities are in search of a Grinch. who stole hundreds of Amazon packages before Christmas.

I don't know. He stole off of someone who just dumped because the headline is someone dumped over 600 packages. Yeah, they dumped them, but whoever dumped them, went through them and got the ones they wanted and then left the rest. Like all the books were still left there. When they arrived, they found nearly 600

undelivered Amazon packages, many of which were envelopes, while the vast majority of packages were opened. Authorities say the ones that were left untouched were books. The packages left the Amazon facility and where to go to U.S. Postal Service. So did someone steal all of them that wasn't an Amazon driver? They haven't figured that out yet.

They don't know if someone was forced to dump them and then they haven't figured out who was in charge of the truck. That's from K-F-O-R. But I guess the reason I thought it was like the other ones is the guy got in trouble, I think in Alabama, for just dumping packages because he didn't want to go back to work. He didn't want to finish the work. I think that's what this may be, but I don't know.

We'll see. But 600 is a lot. A lot. What can you do if you're sad? This is from Amy. This, because your son, this is your son thing? Yeah, he was doing an online activity with like, you know, like a robot situation. A robot?

Yeah, like an emotional. Explain. Okay, it's like a robot that gives you activities. It's like an emotional support robot for kids that allows them to work through their feelings. But, and then gives them different challenges to do with, like, friends and family. So that way they're actually connecting with humans too. Okay. But it's really cute.

So he's doing his activity and the robot's going through like, you know, let's talk about happy. Show me what happy looks like. And so they're doing that. And it's like move on to sad. Show me what sad looks like. And Stevenson shows the sad vase.

He's like, okay, so tell me some things that you could do that will help you if you're sad. And like, he's in the living room and I'm in the kitchen doing stuff and I hear him say, oh, jump in the pool with all your clothes on. That's what my mom does. And I was like, okay, to be clear, when you don't want the robot to listen to you, you say earmuffs. Oh, you do. That's like saying Alexa.

So I was like, earmuffs, robot. So then I say, you know, the robot's still listening. It's not responding. Go ahead. So it's like, Stevenson, just so you know that was one time, mom did that one time. And that's not, that was what I needed in the moment. But like, don't talk to people about that time mom did that. What do you say?

He was like, oh. okay he's like well i don't know it's like he answered so quickly that that just the first thing that popped into his head and that was over a year ago so clearly he remembers it well which he should he was right in front of me oh you went full clothes oh yeah it was a very yeah it was just it was just a day well i mean he was right there i wasn't like to him but i just was like i had kind of had enough and i walked out and just stepped right into the pool with all my clothes on and that was what i needed for me in the moment. I have more tools now. I'm more equipped with better tools that are less dramatic that can help get me through a stressful situation. But I just thought it was funny that

that's how he, that was his first response to his robot. The robot's like, now for life when he gets sad as an adult, he finds a pull to jump in with this close. Yeah, no, no, I talked through it with him and I told him that I explained it. And, you know, I said, but I can't guarantee I won't ever do that again, but that's just not what I, we just don't need to repeat that. I saw that, again, I saw that, guy that we used to do radio against in Austin was fired yesterday. His name is Dale Dudley. And this is what was irritating about this is they didn't even let him. And I'll read you the story. I felt bad for him. A long time KLBJ FM Austin host Dale Dudley posted yesterday on Facebook that just months shy of his 35th anniversary, he was fired. I read his post. Then the media

place says Dale was not fired. It was just time for the station to try something a little different and Dale's contract was not renewed. He had posted, I saw his Facebook post, he was fired. They say he wasn't fired. But if your contract isn't renewed, isn't that kind of the same thing? No. What is it? Because you've agreed to serve a term and they've agreed to pay you for a term and that term comes and goes and then you separate. But if you've been renewing for 30, almost 35 years and you maybe were expecting. My problem with the company is you can't give them three more months and also go, hey, we're going to give you three months and you can, that'd be 35 years. That's a pretty that's a landmark number.

And now we can kind of go out and get us Cal Ripkin and say goodbye and the station gets bigger ratings because people are listening for the final three months. Like even selfishly as that company, I would have been like, look, man, let's have an honest talk here. We're not going to renew you. We're going to add three more months if you'd like to do three months

because we respect you enough in the time that you've put in here to give you that 35 years. I don't know what's happened behind closed doors. They haven't talked to the guy. I don't even know the guy. And frankly, it wasn't that nice to me on the time. the air, but I don't care, that's on air. That's just, that was their shtick. But I feel like the humans at that company at Waterloo Media could have had the conversation of, hey, you're about

to have 35 years. We get that. We want to give you the opportunity to finish and we want to do stuff for you leading up to, because then they get big ratings. Like a big goodbye. He gets to be, everybody wins. Now I don't know the dynamic behind the scenes. But I read that and I was kind of sad for the guy. But also third. 35 years, what a freaking run, you know. He made the claim on Facebook. I was three months away from 35 years. I had a weird feeling of driving in today.

I'd probably thought it was COVID, but I don't know. And sure enough, I was fired at the end of today's show. I want to thank each and every one of you for allowing me to grow from an idiot 25-year-old into a somewhat more grown 60-year-old. And then it just goes through more. Well. But dang, you can't give them three more. Unless you just hate, unless there's something else happening here.

Like, you would think it would just be better for everybody. to have a cell it's only three months i'm not even sure what shift he was doing anymore do you mike was he doing mornings um yeah i was sad for him a little bit but eventually that'll be us or me or us individually at some point and that time we'll come to ninn and hope you guys have been saving your all your acorns yeah i got a lot of them well there's a couple more weeks huh if you ever get a weird feeling driving in turn around go home yeah just don't come in uh lunch lunchbox got a flat coming into work this morning huh Yeah, I got flat tire.

I hate that. Yeah. Well, I turned on the heater in the car and I was like, it was like, do, do, do, do, do. And I was like, man, that's awful wild. Was it at home or in the road? I mean, it was on the passenger side and it. So I guess it was flat overnight and I didn't, you don't look at your passenger. I just get in the car and start driving.

I was like, man, my heater sucks. So I turned it off. I was like, man, it's still loud. And right then I was like, oh, that's probably a flat. And then someone pulled up next to me and pointed at me. I was like, yeah, flat. So I pulled into a gas station, put $2 in the air machine. No air came.

How far did you get? Maybe a mile, half a mile. Is your car still there? It's at the gas station. Did you tell them you're leaving it there? Yeah, I don't think they cared, so it could be towed by now. Because I went out of, I was like, hey, man, just see, no, I got a flat tire out there on my head to work. I'll come back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They didn't even look out the window at which car it was, so I don't think they really cared. Did you park it somewhere out of the way? I parked in one of the parking spots. Oof. Like the farthest parking spot, like the most corner of the place? Well, no, right next to the gas pump. To where they can't get gas.

Well, I mean, I had a flat tire, guys. I can't be driving around, like, making hair point turns and trying to put in... Oh, the old hair point turn. I don't even know what that is. Like a hairpin? That's what I meant. Yeah. So what's the plan now?

I go to your car now? Yeah, I go to my car now, and hopefully maybe the air machine was just tired from overnight or frozen because it was really cold outside. Maybe it's working now, or I'll have to call. somebody come give me air and then I'll take it to the tire shop, drop it off, so they fix it. That's going to be a long day. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We have those occasionally.

And I could. I could change the tire, but I don't even know if my spare is any good. I mean, that car is from 2005, so my spare is from 2005, I doubt it's any good. Are you going to get a new car? No, no, it's good. It's just a tire, man. But how many miles your car have? 211,000.

It's impressive. Yeah, it is. Is it uncomfortable to drive because things break all the time? No, no. No, I'm not worried about it all. Like, I have no fear driving that car. I have no fear putting my kids in that car that is going to break down. I feel so good about that car.

If you get to 250,000 miles, I think, and I've said this before, I think there's something that you could do with that company. Yeah, well, we'll see. I mean. Because that's the ultima? Yeah, 250,000 is, I mean, when we moved here, I had. But that's in nowhere they'd probably pay you to do commercials. Well.

Or at least social media stuff. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that car looks good. Good. I mean, it's starting to get a little racing stripes on the top. That's the paint coming off. Does your wife have a safer car? Yeah, she has a 2018 Toyota Highlander. Okay, so nice.

Very nice. Yeah. She had never had a new car before, but Daddy helped her out. Shut up. Her dad? No, me. Oh. Didn't you have a Toyota hookup or something? Well, I have an endorsement deal. Yeah. He's like, shout out, daddy helped her.

But did they help you with the truck? Yeah, I guess she could. could say that. Does she own? Do you guys own the truck? No, we still got two years of paying on it. No, no, I'm saying, but it's yours, though. Yeah, yeah, it's ours. So it's not like a... It's not like a loner. Like a... Hyundai gives me a... Right. Which got a flat yesterday, by the way. Oh, that's not good. I know, but at least it's at my house. Yeah. And I probably did that.

But Hyundai gives me an awesome car. No, they didn't give us an awesome car. That would be incredible. Yeah. If they gave us a car, who... I don't own it. I just haven't until they wanted back. That's fine. But you guys had it, too, whenever you guys did your walk across. Yeah, we took it all the way to Virginia. Yeah, we took it all the way to Arkansas too. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Abby drove it. Okay, well, I don't know that we really talked about much on this, this version of the post show.

But we did it. It's going up on the internet. Good job, guys. It's a win today. All right, do you guys want to roll the dice for money before we go? Yes. Every time we, yeah, $100? Yeah, I have the $100 bill. That's what I'm talking about. We can do this every day.

Until it's gone. Okay. Amy. Mm-hmm. Do you? Mm-hmm. No, you know what to do. Do you all want to pick a number?

How do you like one spin with everybody picking a number? Or do it like to do an individual? No, one spin, everybody pick a number. Yeah, yeah, I like that. That's fine. Yeah. What's the other option? Everybody picking their own spin.

It's not a bad option. No, it's not because it's horrible. You don't have any better chance to win. Here's the thing. You might as all just get a roll. My point is you individually, you have no better chance if you do it by yourself or. That's right. But I have a worse chance.

Right. If you all, but if somebody else wins, the money goes away, we'd never do it again. Oh, well, I don't like that. So it's actually in your best interest to do it individually. He's tricking us. Oh, no, we're going to do it individually. Do it one spin and done. All right, one and done.

Individually. Amy. 32. 40. Oh, that's close. Lunchbox. 47. That's it.

Hey, Mike, we come look at this. You've got to be. kidding me. Mike, come on Mike! Let's go, Mike! Let's go, Mike! What does that say? What number did you pick lunchbox? 47. Lunchbox, please say the number. Or Mike, please say the number? 46.

Oh, my goodness. No! That's hilarious. No! I'm so close. All right, we have the hundred-sided dice. Oh, my goodness. Eddie? 21. 82.

Morgan? 56. 66. Oh, that's cool. Ray? 38. 94. Mike?

11. That's a good number, Mike. 70. Goopheed. 32. No, it's not. Take a second to stop rolling. 13.

Abby. 30. Okay, so no winner here. Way off. Do you want to compete for the $20 with this end? Yes, please. One through 10, Amy. Seven.

Six. Mike. Eight. Lunchbox. Five. Here we go. Yeah, let's go. Five.

Nine. Sit down. Eddie. Five. Two. Morgan. One. Six.

Ray? Hit me with that two. Four. Scuba. 69. No. Four. Okay.

Oh, that one. Sorry. I was already. Dumbow. Guess another number, scuba. Let's do four. Oh, you get to a second chance? Three.

Well, he was working. Last one, Abby? Nine. So no cash today. Cool. Lunchbox, you're one-off. I take it back. That was more fun rolling individually.

One more hundred-hundred-roll. Okay. Go. 47. Stop it. Come on. Stop us. Mike.

Wait, why are you having? What's the deal? Good. Yeah, why didn't you need Mike? Like, you can't meet? And? Five. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. We have Mike over there. It's supposed to be close, man. All right. If a listener calls it, oh, I guess we can't have a listener call. No, we can't be doing listeners. Who cares about them? It's about us in this room.

Okay. All right. They cannot take our money. That's it for today. They can't take our money. Everybody good? Mike, we good? How's the Beanie Baby doing?

Hey, let me ask you a question, Mike. Because I know I said I would cut you in. 50%? What if we just donate the money? Are you okay with that? Mike, don't be stupid. Okay. Why do you think you too much?

I don't feel like I can justify going, hey, go buy this, being you baby. We put it up online and then keeping the money. I can't use the show to auction something off to make money for myself. Does that make sense? He does not look happy. Or we could use it in a game.

Because, I mean, you're using your money for all these games. That's true. That's true. We could make the money and then use the money for games. Oh, interesting. I didn't think about that. Do you think it's illegal to sell the kangaroo?

Illegal? Well, this is just not in those tests we have to take for the FCC. This isn't covered. Amy, the kangaroo's not asking us to play a song. The kangaroo is not sending us on vacation to Cabo to play their song. I mean, you understand that, right? You're misunderstanding those things. All feelings aside and thinking about logistically and just how it looks better for the show,

we should definitely donate the money through some sort of charity and not keep it for us or give to listeners because that may also be a violation. I don't think it's a violation. It may be frowned upon. It could get us in trouble, and I try to make us not get in trouble. Next year, the test is like...

You have that into it. I just think it's a better look to give it to charity anyways. I agree with that. We already give enough to charity. But we should always continue to give the charity. Jeez. There are a lot of...

Is there ever enough? But I have to go to Mike. Yes. I thought about that, but I did promise him half the money. Yeah, it's half his money. Tough luck. So, Mike, are you cool with donating it? Yeah, we could donate it.

Okay. He has his fingers crossed. He has been forced to say that right now. It's at $140 right now. See? This Beanie Baby is. It just naturally goes up because people... They're bidding. People are bidding.

Yeah, there's 14 beds on it right now. We put the link up on our Facebook or Twitter page. Okay. We'll donate the money. Animal shelter I work with. Since this is an animal, we'll donate it to an animal shelter that I work with. Okay. Thank you, guys.

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