The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (02-02-22)
Episode Date: February 2, 2022Bobby starts by taking calls from listeners about Lunchbox. One has thoughts on Lunchbox reaction to Abby’s national anthem and another caller who wants to get Lunchbox’s Valentine’s Day reserva...tion in Las Vegas. We get an update on Amy’s Venmo hack and Scuba Steve’s Christmas gift to Bobby that still hasn’t arrived. He says it’s worth “thousands” but got it for free. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Here's your host,
Bobby Bones.
I already signed this one, Scuba.
A happy birthday one?
You go with that one?
After the show every day,
Scuba drops off a bunch of toys or books.
Random things.
And then I sign them, and I never see or hear from them again.
We think Scoob is selling them.
I mean, it's shady.
He has like five or six a day.
I'm not that popular.
But every day, it comes in.
It's like, I need you to sign this.
Okay.
Done, if you want to get these.
Welcome to the Post Show.
Everybody, we have some calls on the phone.
let's see let's go to
Clint in Texas
Clint you're on the show
Hey Bobby
Hey buddy
Hey so I just kind of wanted to talk to lunchbox
And give him a little bit of love
Because you know
He's always consistent with his opinion
I know he gets a lot of flack
And people don't like him
But he's always consistent
I think he was kind of right with his opinion too
Wait
We're going to go back to Abby's national anthem
I'm assuming right?
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah because I'm trying to
I tried to call in earlier, but I couldn't get in.
So you, I want to break this up into two parts.
One, I get it, you like lunchbox.
A lot of people like lunchbox.
Yeah.
There you go.
Everybody on the show relates to somebody out there.
Like, that's the plan of the show.
We all, you know, we weren't put together by a big corporation or anything,
but over the years we've all come to feel that we represent a certain group of people out there.
And then we don't represent others.
Right.
So you have-
Yeah, I've been listening to you for years, man.
You have bonded with lunchbox, and I appreciate that.
I appreciate you calling and sharing that.
The second thing is, you don't think Abby's version was good?
No, I said it was good.
Oh, you did say it was good.
Okay, I thought you said you disagreed with me.
It's not great.
Got it.
Oh, it's good.
You guys writing like it was great.
It was great.
No, no, you said it was like on par with Whitney Houston.
No, no, that's not what I said.
I said Whitney Houston was recorded.
When she sang the National Anthem, that was recorded.
That wasn't live.
I just want to say this guy's a smart dude.
Thank you for calling in.
I also think he's probably a pretty smart dude.
Yeah, I appreciate that
I think y'all are smart
All right, cool
All right, Clint, we appreciate that call, buddy
What are you doing today?
I think
Actually, I am
Changing jobs
I just got a new job
Oh, congratulations, in a good way or a bad way
A great way
Yeah, did you change careers
Or just change jobs?
Just jobs
I went to work for the local
School district
Yeah
Now
Yeah, that's where I'm going to, yes
Well, congratulations, I hope you're happy with it
That's pretty cool
Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it
And I, like you said, long time listening
I love y'all, y'all are awesome
Thanks, client, have a good day, bud
Y'all too, bye-bye
Bye-bye
Let's go to Pirey
Piree, yeah
Hey, Piree
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, pretty good, man, what's going on?
Whoa, this is Bobby
Yeah
Oh, okay, I was trying to get in contact with
I mean, nice to meet you
But I want his reservations.
I'm in Las Vegas.
Yeah.
So you are calling to talk to Lunchbox to get his Valentine's reservation.
Yes.
Okay.
Lunchbox?
Yeah.
And my man, what do you mean?
What's going on?
So what happened?
What happened with your reservation?
I didn't know I was on the air.
Morning studios.
Morning.
Is it okay that you're on the air?
Yeah, it's fine.
I didn't even know I was on air.
But anyways, dude, you're going to save my Valentine's Day.
I need that reservation, buddy.
Hand it over.
Hey, man.
$75, it's yours and we'll get this sign-sealed delivered.
You know what I mean?
Your baby will love you forever.
You know what I mean?
Sign-sealed delivered.
I'm yours.
Are you going to pay $75 for this reservation, Piree?
Yes, I will.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Did you just like forget to make a reservation?
You just got a girlfriend's and I need a reservation?
or with your wife, just say, hey, I want to go to dinner, and you're like, oh, shoot.
Like, why are you so desperate for lunchboxes reservation and you're willing to pay $75
in addition to what you'll have to spend for the meal?
Love is love, Amy?
So when I heard lunchbox the other day saying that he had like several reservations out there,
and then he mentioned my city, Las Vegas.
It's hard to get anything in his town because it's grown so much so quickly.
so when I heard him, I heard opportunity.
Okay.
And so what's the name of the restaurant lunchbox?
Javier's.
You're sending him to him.
Oh, Amy.
Oh, sorry.
He said it rhymed with.
And so, and what, like, at what hour are you sending him?
Oh, that's, sweet spot.
Oh, that's pretty late.
Whoa, whoa.
Late.
That's sweet spot for Vegas.
Oh, okay.
Pirey, how do you feel about an eight o'clockish reservation at Javier's?
This is Sin City, 24-hour town.
Eight o'clock is perfect.
Boom.
And you're willing to pay $75 to lunchbox.
And how lunchbox, how do you want to be paid?
Well, we'll get in touch.
I mean, I don't want, you know.
No, but like what?
It'll probably be Venmo or that Zeeley app.
I never heard of that.
Yeah.
You never done Zili?
I do Zeeley sometimes.
Zella.
Oh, is it called Zella?
Yeah.
Wait, is that how you say it?
I said, I've only read it.
I've only read it and I see Zili.
Then Piri, okay, I'll put you on hold.
I'll let you guys work this out.
Your information, I'll be in touch, my man.
Okay, stop calling him my man.
You don't call anybody, my man.
No, when you do business, they're my man.
my man, you know what I'm saying?
And now lunchbox is giving
himself five.
So wait, how many Vegas reservations
do you have?
I had one, so that means I'm about to book another one.
Sold out, sold out.
Sold out.
Put it on their website.
Sold out.
Wait, if you're able to book
another one, then why can't you just
call him book one?
Not, not luncheon.
Amy, why you ain't on the business
practice? I don't think it Javier's. They probably have
anything left. That's probably right.
Pirate, did you look for
reservations?
I looked for a couple of reservations
at some restaurants out here
and I was not able to get in.
Okay.
Okay, so yeah, I mean, you have to go.
You're able to be in a casino.
It's at Aria.
You're not helping him.
I'm just letting him know.
Are you trying to bankrupt me or what?
No, but it's right there by the slots.
Like, you walk in and there's all these slot machines
and then the restaurants kind of open into the casino.
She's standing in front of Duncan saying,
don't eat the donuts.
Don't eat the donuts.
It's not nice.
Piri, is that what you want to do?
Do you want to eat next to people smoking cigarettes at a slot?
machine?
Well, I'm born and raised here in Las Vegas, so it's nothing new to me.
I'm used to it.
Okay, but her, your lady friend.
Oh, my, Amy.
You'll be fine with it.
Okay.
I just be happy that knowing that we got a reservation from my man lunchbox, and she'll
be just ecstatic about it.
I mean, that's part of the appeal.
My man, Rina, this guy knows what's up.
And you can guarantee he's going to be able to get in.
Dude, that's what our business.
Guarantees.
Your money is back.
Our service is free.
So after February 14th, we call back in and tell us how your night went.
Yes.
If you were able to get your tape.
Why don't we just get his number and we'll call him on like the 15th.
Is that okay?
Piree?
Yes, that's perfect, Bobby.
All right, Piree, thank you.
I'm going to put you on hold.
We'll get everything covered.
Okay.
You guys are starting to see this business. Take off. I'm seeing regret in everybody's eyes right now.
You just sold one.
Is that your first client?
Well, but had we not talked about it on the radio.
I know.
I got the other one on the hooker.
Like you needed this promotional vehicle.
And that's sometimes why they go on Shark Tank.
Sometimes they don't get a deal, but just exposure enough to make the business succeed.
Congratulations.
I hope you sell them all.
You know what I'm going to be?
I am the next ring doorbell.
Because that guy went on Shark Tank and they laughed him out of the tank.
And a year later, he was back on the tank as a shark.
Let's go.
Okay. Congratulations, buddy.
Yeah.
Why did they laugh him out with the ring?
They said that's never going to work.
No one's going to pay $75 for a doorbell.
Oh.
And then he sold it for like billions.
Wow.
So that's good.
So what's the name of your business here again?
I don't have a name yet.
Better brainstorm one.
I know.
What was the one that failed that was on Shark Tank?
What was they called?
I don't know.
Stool buying a stool or something?
Oh, yeah.
Stool holder.
Grab us.
Grab a stool.
Okay.
Congratulations.
Let us know if this sale goes through.
I will.
And it's not a scam.
Like he's not somehow.
That's a good point.
He could get the reservation.
And see, and I didn't want you guys yelling the name on here because...
Why?
What if they hear it?
But you wouldn't...
But the listeners not heard it.
They wouldn't know it even existed.
You think he was going to call in if there's a possibility that it was a fast food place?
Yeah, I don't think this guy cared.
He thinks that this is going to be impressive to his wife or girlfriend that he bought it off of lunchbox.
That adds romance to it.
It's like part of the gift or something.
Yesterday on the post show, Amy was scammed out of $35.
Well, I washed the money.
You washed it.
You got $35.
Then you sent it back.
Yeah.
That's what's called.
Did this happen again with someone else?
Well, I...
Yeah, somebody, Julie, something.
I don't have to go look.
But she sent me $35.
And then she said, mistake.
And now I'm just ignoring them.
So I don't know what's...
I don't know if she listened to the show and then thought, oh, let me...
They can't find your name, though.
Yeah, it's not.
You're right.
It's not a normal name.
It's not.
Maybe she's on a list.
Well, I looked...
Yes, for hackers.
I looked up.
Amy trying to do a joke on her and I couldn't find her name.
She was like, no, my Venmo name is this.
So I don't think it was a listener.
Okay, well, I got another one.
What, Mike?
It was, I got the same name.
Oh, you did?
Oh, you got it too.
How'd they find her name?
Oh, I got it too.
They've all paid me before, so I'm in their transaction history.
I got it too.
That one makes sense.
We all got it.
So this girl's scamming.
Do I have it?
Probably.
No, she did 35 cents, though, to Mike.
Amy, were you confused on cents and dollars?
Yeah, she doesn't know the decimal points.
Let me see here.
Calm down.
Maybe I didn't study it.
Let me see what I have.
Let's see.
Anyway, it's like...
Wait.
How do I...
Oh, I got a message here.
You got it too.
Wait, it says here I already paid her.
Julie Watson?
Julie Watson.
I paid her 35 cents.
You did?
No, no.
Oh, she sent me 35 cents.
Eddie doesn't understand how it works.
When you have a green plus...
That means you got 35 cents.
You just said you requested.
She sent 35 cents.
meant she gave me 35 cents and then she said mistake.
Do you understand when credits and debits?
Okay, I get it.
I'm not a business man, lunchbox.
That's a listener who's being funny.
Good one, Julie.
Hey, Scooby, Steve, we're getting a lot of messages asking where your Christmas present is to me.
You're getting a lot of messages, huh?
Yeah.
I literally, I mean, I mean, like lunchbox is one of those messages.
Yes, that's true.
He's like, where's this present?
Because I don't, I love a good present, but I'm not, you're not under the gun to give
me a present, but you did promise I had a present at Christmas and I still don't have it.
Correct, yes. And this happened to me last time with you. I feel like it's a, it's a pattern.
When I got you those Nike, Arkansas shoes, it took way longer to come than normal.
Yeah, those were legit, though, still are legit. Put a lot of detail to that. Maybe my most legit.
Yeah, like those stars, by the way, that's how many star, it's the state. It's the state.
Oh, I didn't know that. And then if you look at the side of it, it's the shape of Arkansas as a state.
Okay, that was the last gift. But if you go to my Instagram, it's my, I haven't posted in a few days, but it's the last since you know, I posted, scuba shoes.
When did he get you those shoes?
Last Christmas, it was a year ago, guys.
Yeah, I was supposed to be for Christmas and then it came.
So he's living off a year ago.
Yeah, but it was so good.
But, I mean, it's amazing how he says,
we all do this thing where we're going to get someone a gift
and Scuba just skirts it by saying,
oh, it's coming and just kept us $50.
I'm just saying it's out to get me because I did order you something.
There is something coming, and I don't want to say what it is because it is really cool.
And it didn't cost me more than $50.
So it did it?
It did not.
It actually cost me nothing.
I was able to get it a cool way.
but it's just taking a minute.
So how much is it actually worth?
Oh, good question.
Probably thousands.
What?
It's worth thousands, but you got to free?
From who?
That guy he lived in his house?
No, I'm not saying.
Dr. Phil?
No, remember he lived in that guy's mansion in Florida.
When do you think it'll be in?
Well, now the hype.
Wait, yeah, now it's like, I feel like.
It's Bobby's birthday present.
Don't worry.
That's what it's going to turn into.
That's what actually happened last year.
I ordered that shoes for you for Christmas
and they didn't come to your birthday.
What could be worth thousands of dollars coming from overseas?
that scuba has a hookup for.
Black Diamond?
I don't know who scuba has hookups with.
His wife's family lives over there.
Where?
Overseas, right?
No, they live in San Francisco.
But they're from the Philippines.
They're from the Philippines.
They're from China.
Thank you.
I'm not incorrect.
Okay, there you go.
Bones, I don't know.
Like, who do you believe in these?
It's like one of those T-Rex skulls?
Came from Ireland.
That'd be cool.
But between him and Ray, it's always like,
oh, it's coming, it's coming.
Mine do come.
Mine happen.
Scuba is legitimate, though.
Ray is not.
I know.
So, Ray's getting offended right now.
He gets dragged into this.
He's all mad.
Amy what?
Well, scuba, do you have, like, information from where you ordered it from on?
Did you know somebody that gave?
Yeah, I know the guy that created these, and we use them every day, and we love them, and they're awesome, and it's really, really cool.
And you use them every day.
He designed them, created them.
Nissan.
Computer.
No.
We use it every day.
And it's worth thousands of dollars?
Yeah.
A microphone?
Is it something that?
I'm going to go, oh, wow, this is nostalgic.
No, I hope you think it's cool.
Oh, headphones.
And I hope you use it, but I don't know.
Dre Beets.
So what he's saying is you may not use it.
And there are probably only, oh, you'd be the first person to have this version of it.
But within the world, there are probably only three or four that exist.
Oh, my goodness.
A version of it.
And you'll get one of them, but a different version because it's catered towards you.
Oh.
And I won't say anymore, because that's too much already.
No, it's not.
A radio board ape.
No.
A what?
A what?
A flying car?
A board ape.
I don't know what that is.
NFT.
Yeah.
Justin Bieber.
These NFTs.
Okay.
A gold microphone like Rush Limbaugh?
No.
No.
Okay.
Well, any idea?
Checking the shipping packet?
Do you check in the...
I emailed the person two days ago and I haven't had a response yet.
Okay.
So, delayed time from China.
Will we ever see this, guys?
The only thing you use every day.
I hope we see it.
Is it a toilet?
No, not a toilet.
Okay, I mean, it's worth thousands of dollars and you got it for free.
So are we really ever going to see it?
A gold bidet.
We don't use those every day.
I'm being told to wrap.
Why?
Oh, because what you asked for earlier is available.
Oh, nice.
Is it the present?
Hey, my drugs.
We are here, Mr. Bones.
I got the hook up.
He's so vague about it.
What you asked for earlier is now available.
The eagle has landed.
Yeah, we talked about ground.
day earlier.
It's Dustin Lynch.
It's going into work.
No, I know.
I'm going to be cryptics, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
It's Dustin Lynch, because we're going to interview with them.
I just said that.
The groundhog has only been right 37% of the time.
Ah?
Oh.
He's only been right about winter or...
Then why do we do this?
Same thing.
I think it's just fun.
It's just fun.
And then finally, the Washington football team has been named the commanders.
It's a pretty good name.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I like that.
I think so, too.
I think I'm glad that they did not go with...
They were going to do some form of
when I looked at all the list, they had like five or six of them,
which by the way, Joe Thaisman ruined this yesterday.
He talked in an interview and said it was a commander.
He did.
And then he tried to backtrack off of it.
But they had one about wild hogs and razorbacks.
No.
Like they were going to be like the Washington Razorbacks.
And I was like, no way.
Because Arkansas was the only Razorback.
That's a cool thing about it.
Yeah.
But I'm very thankful they did not pick that.
But the Washington football team is now called the commanders.
It's a pretty cool name.
That is.
Because you can command from anything, boat, space.
Yes.
Gland.
Water.
Air.
Sea.
All right.
We're going to go.
But thank you guys.
I hope you enjoyed a quick post show today.
By the way, to see those shoes that Scoop was talking about that he got me last Christmas, which came for my birthday.
They're on my Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bones.
Quick at $100, Amy.
$42.
30.
How about this?
Everybody pick a number and moral at one time.
Go.
Oh, 28.
47.
21.
64.
74.
47.
21.
Shut up!
What?
Yeah!
Lock one!
Amy, what is it?
Hey,
I told you guys say there's no rhyme or reason from picking the same number over and over.
I have picked 21, what?
20 times?
Let's go!
Eddie, you're not the only one that picks the same number.
Yes, I am.
I pick 47 every single time.
Wow.
Okay.
Ooh, you know it's right next to 21?
47.
Yeah.
Is that why you do it?
I've never seen that dithe.
Dude, that is amazing.
Wow, I'm going to get up and go get that.
I'm so cool.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I thought this day would have.
Wow.
I'm so mad.
I thought this day would never come.
Cost me.
Wow.
I'm going to text my wife.
I went 20 bucks.
You've lost $120.
It's the lace panties.
Dude, honestly, she just reminded me I have lace panties on.
Now you wear those every day.
Eddie, congrats buddy.
Thank you, man.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Oh, wow, wow. Wow.
Lunch, Ross, what do you do?
You always hits it against the mic.
Yeah.
Where's my 20 from yesterday?
All right, we have to go.
Wow.
Congratulations.
Thank you, man.
All right, see you tomorrow.
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