The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (03-09-22)

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

Bobby starts the show with a listener question for Eddie on being a new dad. Eddie reveals how he got through having his first kid. We get into a random discussion about the car Jaguars based on a news story. Eddie is hurt after a guy he was supposed to get lunch with ghosted him. We also get into a discussion of if we are optimistic or pessimistic. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. APUS. dot E-D-U-S-Military. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. All right, voicemails. This is David from Mississippi. Hey, guys. Question for Eddie.

I'm a new dad to be, and so I'm very nervous. This is my first, probably only kid, honestly. But I was just wondering if Eddie had any tips for a new father to be, like stuff maybe that he wished he would have known back then that he knows now about, you know, caring for an infant or anything that goes along with it. Just any little thing like that would be great. I appreciate it.

I love the show, Gus. That's a pretty loaded question. Yeah, it is. A lot to say there. But what would you give them basic advice? I mean, the first thing that came to my mind is when I had my first son, it was the when we got the news that we were having a baby, it's just so much stress came over me of like, oh, my gosh, financially, I'm not ready for a baby.

I think I'm just, I still think I'm young. I'm not even far in my career. Like, what am I going to do? And I worried, and I stressed, and I stressed about it. And there's a guy by the name of John High. I'll never forget it. We're sitting in his car going somewhere. There's a guy I worked with.

And he's like, dude, so you're having a baby. Like, that's cool. And I was like, yeah, man, how do you deal with? Like, how do you support it? I don't have money for a baby. He's like, dude, I don't know how, but it always works out. Whatever you're worried about, if you are like, oh, my gosh, I can't afford diapers. Somebody's going to show up and be like, hey, I don't know.

I just thought you needed diapers. And somehow you get diapers for it or you figure things out. when you're doing the potty training. How are we going to do this? Somebody always comes up as a, hey, I try this with my kid. You should try this. And then you figure it out. It's just when you have a kid, you just kind of figure it out.

So I think that's it. Don't stress about it. Don't fill your head up with all these worries about, oh my gosh, how am I going to do this? I'm going to do that. It's going to work out. It's a marathon, not a sprint. So that would be my advice.

All right. There you go. Appreciate that call. Everything just, you just wish it had happened. Does that happen for other parts of our life too? I don't know. Oh. I don't know.

But, like, you know, you think their kids like, oh, I'm going to kill my kid. I don't know. I'm not going to be able to know how to feed them. You figure out how to feed them. Let me know if I can use that in other areas. Cool. Pretty cool theory. Figure it out.

Voice mail number two. Hey, I was listening to the post show and Amy was talking about Sunday stroll. And she was trying to connect it to her things podcast. So I was thinking about calling it another thing. So, yeah, just an idea. Another thing. Another thing. Yet another.

thing. And another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Here's number three. Hi, my name's Olivia. I live in Colorado and I have a morning corny. What grades did the pirate get on his report card? Hi, C's. Bye. Pretty good. We started to watch a pirate show last night at the HBO Macs. There was a new comedy. And it looked pretty funny about a guy who was rich and then decided, ah, I don't want to be rich anymore. I want to be a pirate. Have you guys? No. What is this? It looked pretty funny, but it was so late.

And we were like, we don't have the capacity to watch a new show. But it's a new show on HBO Max. I think it's called Our Flag Means Death. Huh. And he wants to be like a pirate, like a dress like a pirate or actually be a pirate? Our flag means death is what it's called. Wow. He wants to be a pirate.

No. Like a legit pirate. Yeah. He's like a rich guy. It's 88% on Rotten Tomatoes. And I haven't watched it, but we almost did. It says, In 1717, here scroll down, scroll down, episode one.

1717, a pampered aristocrat experiences a midlife crisis and decides to become a pirate. Okay. However, he quickly learns that pirate life isn't for everybody. So this is back in the day, is that like modern day? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, back in the day, back in the day. That's funny. But it does, that's a funny premise, huh? And then Blackbeard shows up, and they show that in the previews.

That's cool. On February 25th, an officer was dispatched to a report of a driver slumped over in a running Jaguar. He arrived and found an unconscious man in the driver's seat. This is from Cairo 7. Once awakened, the man provided his driver's license and admitted he might have an arrest warrant, and it turns out he did. They saw first like $2,000 laying in the passenger seat, and once they went through it, They found another $35,000 in cash in the car, along with $200,000 in drugs, meth, heroin, cocaine, pills,

another gun laying right beside them. Yikes. I mean, you've got to really be messed up to slump over and pass out with all that active, the car running. Yeah. And if you're selling it, which it seems like that was the case, you're not supposed to be using it because you're out making deals. I'm glad he passed out though because

That's bad business He's like he didn't hurt anybody else What do you think about a jaguar I only picked him for like 90 year olds Yeah like old doctors Yeah I don't see a jaguar and go Oh it's a cool car

Maybe I should and I don't know enough about cars But I just see Jaguars as a really old person car I'd say the average age is probably old Um yes Yeah I don't think you have a jack They have Jaguar a lot of Lots, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think you were a Jaguar lot and it's all the cool kids checking out the cars. I don't know anything about Jaguar. Mike, look up at Jaguar price. I'm sure. It's luxury for sure. I like the hood ornament. Yeah.

It's awesome. Oh, I think people steal. I think that's what I know them from. People steal the hood ornaments. Just called a Jaguar. As you can tell, I know nothing about cars. Jaguar. A Jaguar.

Lunchbox says Jaguar. He's wire. But I'd say Jaguar too. But it's Jaguar. You want a Jaguar. Like the Jacksonville, what? football team. If I were reading it, I would say, like I did, Jaguar.

But if I were saying it normally, I would call them the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Jaguars. I think it's because Lunchbox and I are both Hillbillies. How do you say it? Jaguar. Jaguar. You guys say Jaguar? Jaguar.

Because that's what it is. I know, I say Jaguars. Jaguars. Jaguars. Yeah. All right. And I'm sure we're wrong. It's just an accent.

Somebody's wrong. Just an accent. They're about 70,000 bucks. Do we have an age? It says 70 plus. 70,000 for 70 and up. Let's see. Eddie asked what do you do when someone ghosts you?

What context is that? I made plans with someone to go to lunch. And this is just another coworker, not any of us, another coworker in the building. I said, let's go to lunch on Friday. Cool. Got my work done early. It was noon. I text.

Hey, bud. I'm ready to go. Nothing. 12.30. Hello. Are we going to lunch? Nothing. Finally about one. I'm like, all right, I guess we're not doing this. Finally, at 3 o'clock they call and said, sorry, I overslept, got a little drunk last night.

I'll make it up to you. 3 p.m. 3 p.m. So they stood you up more than they ghosted you. Well, yeah, I guess. But I mean, either way, it's like, give me a heads up. Maybe the night before, hey, dude, a little drunk tonight. I'm not going to make lunch tomorrow.

I mean, I haven't dealt with this in a long time, but I kind of want to never talk to this guy again. Who gets drunk as an adult? People in this town, I guess. talk to him again? I mean, I'm so mad about it that I'm like, that was kind of rude. Let's call them. It was very rude. Right? But I wonder if you're drunk, if you still think you're going to make it because you're not thinking of rational. You do? You don't think you're to sleep till past noon.

I mean... They work here? Yeah. It's three hours after the fact. Oh, I could probably do the math. Yeah, I mean, you want the initial. You probably know who it is. No, I don't, but... It rhymes with McDonald's. It doesn't rhyme. McDonald's. It doesn't rhyme. It doesn't rhyme. It's pretty much McDonald's.

Oh, it doesn't rhyme. It just starts with a Mick. Yeah. Oh, yeah, duh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he pretty much spelled the name. And what's even worse about it is he's been talking about, hey, you want to go to lunch?

I'm like, did I can. I'm real busy. I've got to pick up the kids at two. He goes hard. Yeah, he does go hard. As an adult. Yeah. Ray, who's older?

You or him? I'm definitely older probably by a couple years, but yeah, he's a legend. Yeah, he's only like 30. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's not that old. McDonald. Okay. But 30 still sleep until 3 p.m.

on a weekday. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. I guess they were having like work activities or something. Work? Late night work activities last week. Oh, good for him. I guess. But that does suck you. You were set up. Now it's like, I never want to go to lunch with you again, ever. You got a massage, Amy?

No, I got a massage gift. I haven't gone yet. But I got a gift and I went on the website and I was trying to read about it and it's like at a salt it's like a salt room or salt cave. Like the room is full of salt. or something, but it said if you're a smoker, like it had in big letters, if you smoke, you need to abstain from smoking for three weeks before we'll let you into the salt room. Because I guess if you are a smoker and you go in, then your breath or air contaminates the salt

walls. I don't know. I've never heard of such a thing, but I was like, wow, that's crazy. It's just crazy. Or maybe they're getting people to stop smoking by doing it like the three week rule. I don't think anybody's going to stop a smoker for three weeks. Yeah, people will be like, all right, I'm not going to go there. But I just thought it was interesting that something about a smoker's, like you bring that in, you bring that air into and you contaminate the salt or something.

You haven't been? I haven't been. No, I just got a gift card for my birthday. Do they rub salt on you? No. It's like. You swim in salt? No.

I told you I did that. My butt all hurt. It's like the walls are the salt. You salt water, right? The walls are the salt, like pink Himalayan. salt. Like I have a sea salt lamp. I ordered it on Amazon. What's that? It's just like purify the air, but if you're a smoker and you bring the smoke into there, it's just talking about that in general. Why would you go to a salt? It was a gift. No, no, no, I know, but a gift that obviously.

Because when you breathe it, I don't know, you breathe in the pure air. I don't know. Why did I order a salt lamp on Amazon? Exactly. And I feel like it changes the vibe of my room and purifies the air, but it probably doesn't. I love salt to eat. Me too. Yeah. I was like, can I lick it? Amy's licking the wall. Amy, they don't allow smokers because their clients usually have respiratory issues like asthma, Coped, cystic fibrosis, and the presence of exhaled smoker chemicals can trigger reaction or an attack in those type of people. Wow, maybe this is very healing. Did you get to the gift?

No, I just Googled why no smoker salt. Oh, okay. See, I thought it was just going to contaminate the walls and disrupt other people's experience. But that's a good point. If people are going there for healing and then. And you, yeah, and it could be damaging to them. Yeah, salt therapy is excellent to help clear your lungs from any chemicals that have been built up inside. What about like salt miners?

They can't smoke. I mean, people that mine for salt, they're around salt all day. No, Eddie. No, no, no. It's about the people, the clientele of that. Yeah. People go there for heal. Like, if they have particular respiratory issues, now we're learning that this is a place where they go for healing.

No more, Troy Munn. Yeah. And then other people, we can't contaminate the air. For three weeks, you can't go to work if you've worked in a salt mine. So I'm like, what? The average Jaguar owner is about 56 years old. Yeah. Average.

Baller. Would, is a Jaguar? A Jagg is not one on my list, but. I can't see lunch in the Jag. Top. List it off to me. Kinds of cars, but let's keep out anything that is like millions. Okay.

This is your fantasy, but you can't go. So no Lambo? I'm going to say this. No, Lambo. If you can buy the car in this city, meaning a good side city, a good side city, like Nashville. Yeah. It can be on the list.

Lambow. Okay, Lamborghini 1. Yeah. Corvette. Porsche. Bentley. Ashton Martin. I don't know if you can buy that here.

Can you buy that here? What else? Man, I don't know what else you can buy here. Bugatti. Maybe tough here. Man, those are so cool, though, looking. That one may be tough. That also may be a million dollars.

Oh, I don't know how much cars are because I drive an 05 Ultima that has $212,000. The only reason I know about a Bugatti because there is a certain artist that drives one. Yes, I've seen it. And then I looked it up. Who? Post Malone has one, too. It's a $3 million car. Huh?

Who drives one? There's one, and you'll see it in town occasionally, but it's an artist driving it. I don't want to blow them up. I'm going to blow a spot up. Yeah. But it's pretty awesome. Where does you park it at? I saw it backstage somewhere.

You did? Yeah. Yeah. Backstage of the show. So those five are your top five. Yeah. And I would also like it. A Corvette over a Bentley? Corvette's been his dreams. It's like a kid.

That's what I drove to my high school reunion was a Corvette. One that you rented or borrowed? Barrowed. When you hear Corvette, what artist do you think of here in town? Corvette Kid Rock. Oh, really? Yeah. Why do you think of somebody?

Brad Paisley. Oh, yeah. True. He's like such a Corvette fan, right? Yes. Yeah. We flew back with him once after a show. and we did a show to get with him in Arkansas and he was like hey I'm just flying back after the show

if you guys want to get on the plane with me and go back and we're like yeah of course we do we don't want to drive we don't want to yeah we're up we're already in plane all I said that we didn't know where it was we're here I'm buckled in and so we landed yeah he drove off in a corvette it's pretty cool I guess I'm not a corvette guy you remember I made the joke I got out of the land went to the corvette and be like all right guys see tonight

see tomorrow I remember your joke one joke even Brad was like that's funny it's my car get with Eddie thinks his joke was so good that he brought it up again. He's like, do you remember it? That's how bad it was. I didn't even remember that story until you remind me. I thought that was one of my top ones. Your top ones?

My top. A corvette joke. Brad Paisley. Okay, what is this? Chevy Corvette starts at $60,000. Normally around $60,000. But I need to get a souped up one. I need a legit.

If you just get run in the mill, everybody knows you're a poser. If you went to your wife and said, I want to get a Corvette now. With all your kids and everything. She would be like, it makes no sense because you wouldn't be able to drive one. You couldn't drive a single kid in it because they have to sit in the back seat. But you're like, I want to get it. She'd be like, it's your money.

Are there no back seats in Corvettes? I don't know. No, it's two-seater. I know nothing about cars. I don't either. You ever see, you ever seen four people in a Corvette? No kids in the back now. Get out of here.

Ain't got time for that. Google that, Mike. See it? They don't even have like a little teeny tiny back seat? Just two on all of them? You guys ever been in a vet? No. Actually.

You guys need to get out more. I've been in a Camaro. Does that count? Say, to me, it's almost the same thing. They look the same. To me, it's almost the same thing. You ask why Kid Rock, that's just what I think of him, his image. Maybe even Camaro more.

I think I've been thinking of Camaros, because I don't know. I don't think they make Camaros anymore. Yeah, they do. My mother-in-law has one. 22 Chevrolet Camero. Yeah. They must have brought it back. You know anything about cars, man?

I don't know anything about Camaro's. That's like an old week. Camaro costs a... It's almost the same price as a Corvette. Oh. What do you think about Mustangs? When I was in high school, I thought they were the coolest thing ever. Oh, I had one. I got one when I was 18.

You had a Mustang? Yes. I got one... And when'd you wreck it? I didn't. You never wrecked it. No, but, see, because I had a Ford Bronco full size, and I was going to college station from Austin

and the gas back and forth with that, because I was going to come home a lot. was going to be a lot, so I sold that and got a Mustang for better gas mileage. You upgraded gas mileage with a Mustang. I went from Ford Bronco? Oh, yes, it was a guzzler for sure, because it was full size and I had big tires, so that was a problem. You did wreck the Bronco, though, right? Like.

She rolled her eyes. You didn't see her eyes. Yeah, like which time. I mean, I never was a lot of damage, but again, it was just poles and stuff. Why did you go into the shop recently? New breaks. I needed new breaks. Was it break time?

Yeah, it was break time. I had a break warning light that came on, and I thought, how serious... No, no, no, break time, like the amount of time, the average set of brakes wears off. Seemed a little soon. We knew it was break time, because it told you.

It seemed a little soon. Yeah. Seemed a little soon. They thought maybe I ride the brakes too much. I don't know. They thought maybe. They thought, and then maybe. So, I don't know.

So I had to get new breaks. And then they had to get new brakes. And then they, they said, at first, they were like, well, it's just the front brakes. But listen, your back breaks about, or vice versa, maybe it was just the back. But the front had like 25% left. So I was going to need to be in soon. They're like, you can go ahead and take care of it now.

I was like, just fine. This is painful. Let's rip off the bandaid and just get it all done. They wanted you to say that. Yeah, they did. They're like, yes. Well, no, but I was going to be back. Then I would have to go and do this whole process again.

Why you ride the brakes? I don't know. I didn't know that I did. But now that you think about it, you start to look at your habits, do you go, I do ride the brakes? Well, I don't use parking brake. Do I need to do that if I'm on a hill? Yeah, sometimes.

And it's better, too, if you do that. I don't know if that's why at all, but I don't. And this is my, when I got my CDL license, I had to learn about parking brake. So if you, let's say you're parking and you're uphill, okay, and you're parking. And before you, let's see, you put it in park, don't let off the break and let the car go back before you pull the parking brake on. Because it'll rest on the gear. So push your brakes on, put the car and park, pull the parking gear, then take your foot off the brake because it'll hold it there whether than it, yeah.

I do one more than that. I turn the wheel, so if it does all, it'll like stop on the curb. Thank you. That's a part of it too. Thinking ahead. Now if my car breaks down, I put flares out in the street. I do everything like an 18-wheeler, which is with my car. Optimistic people live long.

and healthier than pessimists. Sorry lunch. Bad news for Bobby. Well, that puts us into the situation. Where do we all... Who's an optimist? Me? 100%. Eddie's an optimist.

Morgan's an optimist. Yes, I am. Why do you laugh at Eddie? You don't think he is? No. Eddie is a fake optimist? Yes. Very much.

So I'm a realist, but I'm an optimist. It's always like, yes, we'll figure it out. But in reality, it's like, eish, I don't know if that's going to work. No, every time I tell him, something good. That's pessimism. Every time I tell him something good, he tells me the bad side of it or like the truth behind it. She falls

for things on social media. I'm like, Morgan, that's not real. It's still joy. I've still seen the optimistic side of it. How is that pessimistic? Because you're looking for the negative and everything. No, it's realist. Okay. Bobby, what would you say Eddie is? Pessimistic. I mean, opt-I-examistic. I would say generally, as a person,

yes. I would say he's more optimistic than you. as pessimistic. Thank you. I think you generally have a very positive vibe. I think you do get stressed out sometimes. And when that does manifest, it's like a whole different person. Because you are always presenting a, hey, man, hang loose. Yeah, I don't deal with stress very well.

But I think, but Morgan has a point, but generally you're an optimistic person. Lunchbox. What up? Come on, 100%. No, I'm pretty. I think you're pretty optimistic. Exactly. I don't think that optimism means having a lot of joy.

I think looking at the good, I'm going to win the lottery. I'm going to get a Corvette one day. I think he's pretty optimistic about things. Yeah, that's unrealistic. Well, both. They could. Yeah, you can be unrealistic, but you can be optimistic. See, I think his favorite word is no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I think that's just him having an opinion. That's pessimistic. No, because I don't agree with your opinion. He can be argumentative. He can be, but I don't think that, I think generally he's pretty optimistic. I think his optimism is rooted sometimes. In the wrong spot is what you're saying.

Like in ignorance kind of? Whoa. Whoa. So you're saying he's ignorant? Maybe not even ignorance. This is not where we're going, guys. He's an ignorant pessimist. Interesting.

No, he's an ignorant optimist. Optimist. Optimus, yeah. I think Amy has transitioned from one side to the other over the past few years. Which is? I think you've went from being an optimist to a slight pessimist now, generally. I'm pessimistic? Just slightly.

I think you've just barely crossed that threshold. Why? I lean. I think you put effort into keeping an optimistic self. But I think that... Half cup. Is the cup half empty? I'd say 65. 65. 65. 45.

I try to see the cup half full. Like I try to see like different things. We don't have both of them. But I would say you're 6545, pretty even, but you're slightly more pessimistic. Now, I think it's a season. I know, but even in like the hard seasons

are different things, like I try to find the like the, not not to just stuff it down by any means, but experience some of the stuff, but then find the good that's coming from it. I think optimism is just thinking things are going to turn out well, right? I mean, that's just... Yeah, everything's going to be all right.

Yeah, but some of it's just not. Right, see? If I'm putting a big hug around the term and going, this is what it is, it's just optimism's like, it's going to be okay, it's going to be great. Yeah, but you can be a realist, though? Okay, but we're not talking realist right now because everybody feels like they're a realist. Everybody in their own heart and self feels like what they're doing and saying is real. Unless you're in extreme denial.

Right, but they still feel like it's real, even though they're denying. True. You guys can have it me now. All right, Amy. What am I? Oh, pessimistic. I guess probably we switched. Yeah, like you used to be way more pessimistic and now you're more optimistic.

So maybe we switched. That's it. But I don't think either's bad, right? Well, it's a personality trait. And my optimism doesn't come from, I think things are going to work out. No. My optimism comes from, I'm going to make them work out. And I'm going to kill myself.

everyone around me until they do. Oh. I've felt that before. Make it work out. Make it work. Here we go. Optimistic people live longer and are healthier. Researchers surveyed 233 older men over a period of 24 years.

The men are constantly asked about moods, stress levels. Optimistic men live longer generally. Who's moodyer? Women or men? Well, I... Depends when. I do think there is a time. A time...

That's the point. There's a time frame for each. I think men over macro are probably moodyer. Yeah. I think we're little babies. Yeah, because also sometimes I'm like, what's your excuse? But I think there are splashes, and this is throwing a blanket over it. Yeah, we're generalizing, yeah.

I think there are splashes, though, with some of the women in my life where they're actually pretty collected until chemically they're not hormonally they're not so macro men are more

micro I would say women generally don't hit me with some stuff about you're being mean to men or you'd be a mean general yeah would you agree with that yeah I can see that I can support that you know sucks at being sick men oh we're babies oh my stomach hurts that's true though

has a higher pain tolerance than me by far that's why they have babies I don't know that that's why I mean they obviously can Because we have a uterus Well no That's what I meant Well I'm just telling you that's why

I talk to you guys But I'm not like negative to be around Okay Maybe still like Final story He's ignorant Final story Moving on Amy

There's a magical Japanese boulder That they've had in this town For a thousand years And the legend of the boulder is there's a bad spirit inside of it. And for generations, the name even reflected that. It was Secesho Seki Rock,

and it's a 1,000-year-old female demon rock. In mythology, it was known as the killing stone because it would be so powerful that anyone who comes in contact with it dies. There's a whole story. And what happened is recently, the rock cracked. Uh-oh. And so now people are like,

Oh, crap. The demon's coming out. The demon's coming out. And if you believe this for a thousand years, and then it cracks, you might also believe that there's a demon out. And the thing is you can't prove either one of them right or wrong. Do I believe it? No, but I can't prove that it's not true.

And they can't prove that it... Because eventually it was going to crack, right? But eventually it could be a million years. We won't be here in a million years. Nothing will be here in a million years. So that town's freaking out. And you know what? I don't blame them. All right, that's it. We're done.

Thank you guys. Have a great day. And we will see you tomorrow. No money? No, I don't want time. Shut up. Stop whining, begging. God, you're so... No money. I was looking forward to that.

Now we're not going to get it. The only person to ever win 100s, Eddie. It's true. That's why I ask. I won a 20. No, 100, though. I know. The big role.

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