The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (03-16-22)

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Bobby starts with the Top 3 songs in country music. Bobby talks about how Apple's HQ being evacuated after white powder found reminded him of a funny story about Eddie. We also talk about a woman who had a tumbler in her body for years and the effects of ‘treat brain’. We also talk about why Amy is trying to help the orphanage in Haiti where her kids grew up.Help Us Celebrate Amy's Birthday By Purchasing #PIMPINJOY - HERE Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Right, let's roll through the top three songs and country music. We did not get to them today. So I'd like to play. Let's see if I know them. Play me number three. Sam Hunt, 23. I'm pretty good at this game. 23? Yeah. Right? It's always weird in the countdown because it's like at number 17, it's number 23. Yeah. Wait, should he say the song and you sing it? Hmm? That's what you do. But that's funny for Amy. Yeah. Because you never know it. That's Amy's bit. You may not be able to. I would. I see them now actually. Cody Johnson at number two till you can't. Take it

Take it when you got a chance Number one, Parker McCollone, to be loved by you So why you always act? Congratulations to Parker. Pretty pretty cool. I saw a story, and it just reminded me of a story we've never told on the air. I don't think that would be inappropriate

for the regular show. So I'm going to do that now. And if I've told this story, please let me know. The story that inspired me is the story that came out just a few minutes ago, Apple's Silicon Valley headquarters was partially evacuated on Tuesday after an envelope containing an unidentified white powder was found inside the facility. The suspicious substance was found by first responders who then ordered everybody to evacuate. It's unclear what it could have been. The white powders and envelopes bear a resemblance to anthrax attacks. We have no comment now from Apple, but they got everybody out of there. So you hope that isn't what worst case scenario would be. You hope. You hope. It was just somebody messing around. Playing a practical joke that isn't funny.

So there's that. Now, the story that I would like to share, and I would first like to say, in my lifetime, I have never even seen cocaine. I've obviously not done it. I've never even seen it. And I know it's prevalent in places.

Sometimes people talk about it like it's just a fork. Like it's Tylenol. Yeah. I have never seen cocaine. I would like to say that one, more time. Never seen it, never done it. Don't know anybody that does it. I probably know people like in the outward circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So just not part of my life at all. Once, a couple years ago, Eddie and I were at Strawberry Festival.

I was wondering where you're going. We were playing the first year of that the idea that's a played strawberry festival. And they give us this massive bowl of strawberries, fresh and in the middle there's a lot of powdered sugar that you dip the strawberries in. There's no double dipping. The rule is no double dipping. You want to get you a dip on that first one? Great. Eddie, being funny, took some of that white powder and he didn't mean for it to be there, but he like put it in lines like they do on TV. Oh my gosh. And I will say I've never seen cocaine. Okay, you haven't ever seen it. Never done it. We did have seen it on TV. That's it. Of course. We know what it looks like. So Eddie was being funny. I got a credit card.

And he made that credit cards. It was making lines. Rolled up a dollar bill. No, no, no, no, he didn't go that far. He didn't go that far. But this is why it became funny. He was cutting it up or whatever they say. And he has a credit card.

And everybody's getting a little laugh. And he forgets it. He forgets that he did it. And there are pictures of just us hanging out in the room in the back of the picture. I think we had clients coming. You see little white lines that have been cut into perfect. And we didn't, we forgot about it until we had seen some pictures weeks later of people that had coming in take pictures with us.

In the back, you've seen little white lights. They must have thought those clients thought you were like Motley crew. Or somebody. And the raging idiots really go hard. They rage. Like we thought the strawberries were hard going hard. But Eddie left those.

And we, I'd forgotten about it until we were there this last year and they had presented another one. And I think Eddie had brought up the joke again. Every time I see it. I'm like, well, I remember that time. It's like Eddie's thing with sugar. But so.

funny that in some people's pictures they just probably are assuming that the lamest ban on the world. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The Junior Varsity Wiggles was doing cocaine. Hard drugs. So I've never shared that story.

I'm glad that I got to do that today. Oh, yeah. Okay, where to next? A woman has a glass tumbler removed from her bladder after four years. A what? Like a big cup? How to get in there?

Well, both are great questions. And anytime they have to pull anything out of your body that's been in there for a long time. I just imagine your body's kind of grown over it and it's also reacted in a negative way that you didn't know why. A 45-year-old woman went to the hospital complaining of symptoms. It sounded like a UTI. When doctors did scans to make sure there were no other problems, they showed an 8 centimeter bladder stone that had formed around a small glass tumbler. The woman admitted she had in, yeah. I'm gonna, we're on the post show. She did not. She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she,

She didn't swallow it, did she? She put it somewhere else. Why? For erotic purposes. In the... Then, I guess she just forgot. Which orifice? Ear?

Amy. Stop. Do you get erotic with ear? I guess you could. Amy, it was around her bladder. Okay. I was joking. Oh, the nose.

I was joking. Daily mail. I was joking. Is that real? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Which way, though? Oh, my gosh.

I would assume. Because she's a girl. Because she's a girl. I just meant which hole. Oh, oh, vagina. But I would assume... Are you sure? Yeah.

Okay. I mean... I think you can't put in your butt. I don't know. Some people like that. Yeah, I know, but I would think for her bladder, though, where it gets... I need to see this... No, you don't.

No, you don't. No, you don't. Because, like, how? Well, there's one right there. Right here. That's impossible. It obviously... No, it's not.

It's the whole thing. A baby comes out. Yeah. Imagine that. I mean, but out and in is different. Left it. That, to me, is the impossible part. You just,

continued about your day once it was no longer there. And she forgot about it? You know? Yeah. It never... It's a big glass, guys. I swear it's like this big. A big one?

Oh boy. Is it skinny? No. Narrow? I don't get it. Mike, right, it's bigger than we would think. I would think it would be a shot glass when I first read it. I thought it would be a shot.

It's eight ounces. It's eight ounces. That's a cold coffee cup full of water. So like did they go and like she, like, I know you mentioned this, but why is it still there? She forgot or she couldn't get it out and she was in. It didn't say, but how do you forget? Do you just think it's going to come out like a splinter? Like eventually it's just going to find its way out?

I don't know. I have so many questions. That is unfortunate. Mike, does it go into why it had been in there so long? Because I did not see that. And that bladderstone had formed around the glass, if that tells you how big the bladder stone was. Lunchbox is Googling. It's like a coconut that split in half, honestly.

Yeah, she was having you. UTIs for years. So again, she may not have known or remembered. Maybe she was drunk or something. Oh, man. That's why I don't drink. That's why I don't drink. Because I didn't have, on the news.

You'd end up with things inside of you? Okay. Wow. It was, once it was inside, it was in there so long, it became calcified because it, to protect the body. That is crazy. Hey, body's a cool thing, man. Treat brain.

You want to know what that is? You want to take a guess on what treat brain is? Morgan, don't guess. Morgan, tell me about this. Treat brain? It has to do with treats. The things that are fired off when you treat yourself. Yes.

Oh, treat yourself is interesting because that is what it is. The emotions. You got it. Amy, that's what it is. Treat brain is a mindset we feed into, sometimes way too often, and we say, hey, it's okay to treat ourselves. Yeah. And that treat brain gets us in trouble. Oh.

How treat brain is wrecking your financials. This is from stylist. psychologist, Carolyn Mayer says Treat brain is not unusual It's a very real phenomenon The pandemic has shown us how fragile and short life can be So so many of us now go

We should treat ourselves But the thing is You're spending way too much money Because you keep thinking I need to treat myself It's a distraction to The hit of dopamine from buying something new We like that feeling Ooh ah

But eventually that goes away But you know what doesn't come back? Your money That's true. How often do you treat yourself? I don't know what that means. What do you mean? You just explained it. Meaning with me specifically.

I think our versions of treat yourself would be different because I don't have kids. Oh, yeah. I don't have responsibility. I have extremely different responsibilities, and I would assume that being a parent keeps you from buying yourself as much because of the kids, where my responsibilities aren't. financial outwardly, my responsibility are taking care of things.

But you also feel like you deserve more treats when you're taking care of kids. Yeah, maybe. Okay. I don't know, right? I don't know. I don't know that I'm a big treat yourself guy,

but I'm a guy that goes, yeah, I could probably get that. But it's not a treat. It's, I justify it based on, okay, well, I didn't waste a lot of money this month. We've not ordered a whole lot from Uber Eats. I'm good.

I got a good job. I can buy it. So I don't... Shoes? Treat yourself shoes? I don't do that near as much. You used to all the time. Yeah.

I still like shoes. I did do a treat myself. I was in Vegas, and we all went shopping together. And I couldn't pull the trigger on the shoes. They were a bit too expensive. But the next day, I went, man, I just did a whole hour-long keynote and comedy act for 9,000 people.

I just made good money, so why not take a little bit of that and buy a pair of nice shoes? Treat yourself. And that is what I did. But the difference is I made more. Yeah, but I still really like the shoes. Yeah. But I made more in the money than I spent. So it wasn't like I did something and then treated myself and went money negative.

That's financially responsible to treat yourself. Yeah, I didn't mean did you feel the hit like the dent? Yeah. Yeah. You got the rush. I still have it. Yeah. When I wear them, I'm like, these shoes rock.

Okay. That's worth it then. What'd you get? What'd you get? It don't matter. Oh. But I would say it's a treat yourself done responsibly. That's a good call.

Yes. But what people could do is find ways to treat themselves that don't cost money. Like. Giving yourself a massage. Okay. Taking a bath. Interesting. Sometimes I'm like, I deserve this.

So I give myself an hour of massage with oils. Going for a lot. Boy. You ever try to do? It's just not the same. No. Here's what I love. Here's what I love.

I love a foot rub and a head scratch and a hand rub. I would just go and have that done for an hour. My feet and my hands and my head scratched. I don't need the shoulders. It's fine. It's back.

Yeah. Like if I could have... Please go ask for that somewhere. If I could have somebody on my feet, somebody on my hands. Oh, wow. Oh, at the same time. It's going to be like a prince.

Yeah. That would be treat yourself. Like those kings they talk about in the Bible. And I don't want it, but if they wanted to have one of those big feathers, I'd take it. One of those massive ones. With grapes everywhere? Yeah. Have you ever done those guns?

We have one. You do? My kids talk about that all the time. Like, ooh, we see it on TV. Is that cool? I don't know that it feels like it's a pleasure. But why I have one, it was gifted to me from my in-laws. I train harder than I should.

so I'm often sore or injured, and so it is good for me to muscle release. What are you laughing at? You said train and she laughed. Is he saying train? I do. Why are you just saying what are you training for? I don't know.

Nothing. You just say you work out. No, I train hard. I do stuff that people do when they're training for things. Bobby's in his off-season. But to be fair, those people at the gyms, they're called trainers, but they're not training you to do anything. Exactly.

They're training you. You can hate all you want. No, I just thought. No, you did. I didn't know if you were revealing something. Like, you're training for something. I am training for nothing, which is ridiculous. Olympics?

But I still train. No? Not yet. I try to have better times. I try to do better. You do? I'm training against yourself. Sure.

And I look at times when we're doing certain sprint drills. I'm like, am I getting better? Am I getting better? I'm not just working out. That's good. So screw all everybody. Whoa. Didn't anybody say screw it?

When? Was that earlier today? When I said you're screwed or something? Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. Okay, so we talked about treat brain. I got a couple things I want to mention here. A man's busted for shipping scorpions and labeling them as chocolate.

They can't do that. You know what Caitlin has, which is interesting? And I think I would eat them if I like dark chocolate. I hate dark chocolate. It's the worst. Oh, I like it. But the things that you eat, a probiotic. She has chocolate probiotics.

Let's go. I think I gave it to her. Well, we ordered them in the main. Oh, maybe she ordered more. Oh, no, no. Amy got those. No, I know. Well, I gifted her, like, it was part of her birthday present.

I threw in some chocolates with, well, I don't know. It's a specific sealed case. Oh, no, I don't know. Never mind. Yeah. And she, when she found them, she was like, I think you'll like these two, because I never remember to eat my probiotics. I always forget.

Somebody should put them in one of those pill pockets like my dude, my dogs. I'm doing a donut, and I'll eat that. And she's like, we were looking for ways for me to remember, and she bought these sealed. chocolate but they got to the house they were dark chocolate and so sometimes i know she hides food i don't know it but i know it like because i eat every if there's something good i'll eat the whole thing and i think she worried i was going to eat all the probiotics in one day yeah that might not be good but i hate dark chocolate so i don't touch them oh but she likes them and it's too it's a probiotic

and it's dark chocolate yeah okay that's totally different i gave her pms chocolate an organ man's pleading guilty to illegally importing and exporting live scorpions Darren Drake was accused of sending and receiving hundreds of life scorpions to and from Germany, Michigan, and Texas. In one case, he labeled the venomous creatures as chocolates. Venomous. But why would you want, though? Like, why are you importing and exporting?

What's the industry? What do you make out of that? K-E-Z-9 News is the source there. He's just, you know, maybe he likes to live on the edge. Maybe he's selling them. I'm sure he's selling. But who buys them for a while? What's the market?

Do you eat them? Maybe. But they're poisonous, though. They're pets. People have weird pets. People like the risk of like playing with their pet. Might get. Ressle with a scorpion.

Pentagon Investigator claims service members had paranormal activity after visiting Skinwalker Ranch. Skinwalker? You mean Skywalker? It says Skinwalker on this. It's like a dirty version of Skywalker. It says Skinwalker, Eddie. Where is that? I thought that might have been a typo too.

James Lackatsky, a retired defense intelligence agency officer, along with a contractor, Colm Kellner, are claiming that three members of the military have had unexplainable things happen at their homes. The activity includes orbs, dark figures in their bedrooms, and strange noises. One of the men and his family said they saw a wolf-like creature walking out of its hind legs and staring through the windows of their home

since returning from working at Skinwalker Ranch in Utah. It's from the daily caller. It's been dubbed the UFO Ranch. It's got 50 years of odd events that have gone down there. A wolf walking on its hind legs? That's crazy. Wow. Sounds like...

They're doing drugs out there? It sounds like that's what happened to me if I was doing some sort of drug. Correct. Yeah. This is like what people see when they're on... When you check into the ranch, you get some LSD. Skinwalker ranch, known as Sherman Ranch, is in Utah. It is supposed to be the site of paranormal and UFO-related activities.

Its name is taken from Skin Walker of Navajo Legend. concerning vengeful shaman's. Shaman's, that's who will give you mushrooms. What if? Piotie. What if it's here? What if it's there? Hey.

Well, there's a TV show about it too. Let's send lunchwalks. To Skinwalker? Yes. You and Abby? I feel like there should be someone on a drive. Yeah, it'd be fun. Why don't you go?

Can you reserve a room there or do you have to be just let in? Probably just, right? It's probably like a government situation, Mike. You can't just hop into Skinwalker. I'll take the desert view, please. And Skin Walker, a weird name unless you know. Yes. Exactly why it was named that.

Let's see. Lunchmark saw the most disgusting thing he's ever seen in his life. Is it the pacifier thing? Yeah. Wait, what? So tell them what you saw, but then give me an idea of exactly where. Okay, so it was like a big garage sale, I guess. is, it's called a consignment sale.

I don't know what that means, but they had a bunch of used baby, or kid stuff. And you're going through, you got clothes, toy, strollers, car seats.

And then there's a bin of used pacifiers. You can buy them for cheap. And I'm like, no, that shouldn't be allowed. That should be against health code violations

to sell used pacifiers. Well, it does on the surface seem gross. Yes. You boiled them? That's what I was going to say. We do. all the time. You boil pacifiers.

Fine. Kills everything. And probably saves you a bunch of money. People that can't afford pacifiers, all of a sudden, hey, look, we can. How much are pacifiers? No, but... To some people? And also, you get about five of them. You have multiple kids. Yeah. Yes, it does.

I mean, I saw that and I was like, I'm going to call the city and get this place shut down. Oh, really just trying to help. No, I understand. They're trying to help, but I was like, there's no way it's legal to sell used pacifiers. Now, it's true. They can't You can't resell like car seats. That's illegal.

Why? Because it's a safety. You can't resell a car. No. Why? Why? Not on Facebook marketplace? No.

You sell anything on Facebook Marketplace? Yeah, that's why. Technically you can sell it, but I think it's illegal to resell. Well, what are you going to get pulled over and be like, I bought this used? Like, how are they going to know? I think it's not that. I think it's if they see someone selling a used one in a store. But why wouldn't, but car seats are so expensive.

I know. Because of the quality. You don't know if they've been damaged. Yeah, plastic degrades over time is what it says. Manufacturers may want to protect themselves from the possible liability and perhaps expiration periods. Like they say it's not worth the risk to ever buy a used car seat. And a lot of people are saying it's conspiracy just to sell more car seats, though. Probably.

That's the mattress people do. Can't sell mattresses. You can't? No, and you've got to get a new one every four years or whatever they say. Oh, I've had mine for like 15. Oh, it's probably time. It's time. You can't sell a mattress.

I don't think so. No, you can't cut the tag off of the mattress. No, that's what I know. No, no, you can't eat the packet that's in the box. The silica or whatever it is. Maybe it's state to state. I don't know. But I just didn't, I thought you couldn't.

Or you can't donate a mattress. Maybe that's it. I don't know. Don't quote me. They don't like you to donate dirty clothes. Why? You can wash them and donate. We're just rolling off each other.

I mean, what you can cannot do. Yeah, it just pivots. All right. I think it's going to be a short one today. How long is this one, right? At least 15 minutes? I'd say 20. It was 20 and 45 seconds.

Nice. 20 and 45th. Anything you'd like to say, Amy? Yes. Yeah, I would like to say something for Amy. What? You can go over to bobbybones.com and you can, anything you get that has pimping joy on it

is going to be donated to the orphanage that Amy's kids came from. And why you ask? Why? Because they need money. That orphanage needs money. They're struggling right now. And so for Amy's birthday,

day she said, hey, I approached her and said, what would you like for us to do? And she said, I'd like for you to do this. And I thought, how selfless of you? And if our listeners would like to get a little something, it can go and help the orphanage. Was that what you're going to say, Amy? Well, I'll just piggyback onto it and say that we know we have a lot of loyal B teamers that have purchased Pimp and Joy before. So we decided to add like a new collegiate option with like really cute multicolored like three peep Pimp and Joy in a row. So there is. new stuff. So if you've shopped before, we have a new tie-dye option too. And then sweatpants, like the joggers, those have been sold out forever. And we were finally able to restock those

last night because, like, finding things because of COVID the last, like shipping and all the things. So we, those are restocked. And I know a lot of people like those. So just, just so, you know, there's new options and all proceeds as always are going. And I mean, the orphanage is always going have a special place in my heart. I mean, that's, that's where my kids spent more time than they've even been here with me in America. So, and some of the kids that they were there with are still there. And it's just crazy to think. Like, some of the, there's these boys, they're 17 and they're about to age out. They're triplets. And, oh, triplets. Yeah. And so some of these funds, we might be able to use them to send them to trade school. Because once you age out, like, the options aren't really to do much,

but if they could go to carpentry school or electrician school, then, you know, they can have a shot at doing something with their life because they didn't get adopted. And it's just not a pure donation. You're getting something too. Yeah. And so that money's going. So we're not just saying, hey, give us your money.

No, treat yourself. It'll get a... We just talked about how treat yourself is bad for the brain. No, but this is good. This dopamine hit is good because then every time you wear it, you'll look down and get that dopamine hit knowing that your purchase was a win-win, and you'll remember like, oh, this helped the orphanage. I hope they do, but I don't, I'm not a big fan of that logic.

But I hope they do. I'm just trying to tie in the other story. I get it. I get it. I think we're going to call raps on that. Oh, so bobbybones.com for that. Okay. Because I don't, if we said that. Yeah, it's up on the front, right, Morgan?

Yeah, it's up there. Okay. I feel like I got something to say, but I already bought your birthday present. Did you buy them a used mattress? Nope. Oh. But it just came in the mail yesterday. Did it?

Yeah, so I'm head of schedule. Thank you. We have yours already. Already gave Eddie his. Well, mine's like you. Early, love it. Thank you. Wow.

It's awesome. I ordered Eddie's too. You did? Yeah, I won't have it. What did you get Eddie for his first day? I'm picking yours up today. You are? I am.

Oh, you got Eddie a present? I did. Yeah. Now you feel pressured? I texted with his wife about it. You did? Yeah, because I needed to know something. She didn't tell me anything.

Well, of course not. I had Eddie's for like three weeks. You did for three weeks. Well, and I, And I was like, should I give it to him closer to his birthday? And we had planned to have dinner like the week before, and we weren't able to. It kind of got canceled for some reason. I was going to give it to you then.

And then I was like, you know what, I'm not just going to give it to him now. So I took this humongous box. Love it. To a restaurant. Wrapped it terribly. Ran out of wrapping paper halfway through. I had to use a whole different wrap papers, a whole different color. Amy, he 100% wrapped it himself because it was.

Bad. Well, three different papers? Didn't it look like there's love in that, though? Absolutely. Boom. And so got it, and you will get yours, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. It's on Friday.

I'll see you Friday. Here? There's a show. Yeah, but it's not just for me, so I don't think that Kate Lomson should bring a present and be like, oh, okay, because I'll probably forget that she's involved and be like, I did this all myself, which is a lie, because I tend to do that sometimes. Yeah. But all right, all right, big birthdays.

Amy Friday, Eddie Monday. Eddie, would you have rather me held it until your birthday? No. that I have it now. Thank you. Well, what is it? Oh, I don't care. I don't care if you tell her. It's a PS5. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, so cool. Did you let the kids play yet? No, they don't even know they have, they don't even know

I have it yet. Is that purposeful? Yeah. Because as soon as I tell them that I have a PS5, they're going to dominate and take over it. I don't know really hard to get. Yes. How did you get it? I got, I don't really have connection. I got on the internet and paid extra for it. Why on earth would they, I don't understand why they would make something and not make enough of them? Because Eddie, then people want it. The clamoring, supply and, demand. Do you ever take economics? Sure, but they're not raising the price. Right, and it's been a long time. I understand it if it's early on and they're like create a demand. People can't get it.

So that second whoosh is like super heavy. Correct. I don't know that why after a year and a half, they still can't keep up. Nothing. You can get a lot of it. Mike Way say? Oh, that makes sense. So they do make a lot of them, but people are just buying. That's what I bought it from a bulk guy. You did? Do you meet him back a Waffle House? No, I wouldn't do that. I hop. Eddie, does he think any of your kids need a bike? We can talk. How big? Maybe.

Maybe because we just have little bikes. Yeah. I have one maybe that could grow on too. I don't know. Listen, I got these two extra bikes. I don't know what to do with them. Amazon, I ordered a bike for Christmas for Stevenson, a new one. And like, Amazon messed up and sent me three.

Well, here's what happened. How did this not get brought up in the show that Amazon's sending you free bikes? Yeah. Well, I did. I think I show prepped it, but nobody ever talked to. about it, and so I just forgot. And then I was, we have been organizing the garage this week. And I was like, oh, you wrote that you were sent three bikes when you ordered one. Yep. Mike, do you ever remember seeing that? Yeah. You do?

Yep. Thank you, Mike. Me. Well, a lot of it's the presentation. Like, sometimes race and stuff and it's like 10 lines long and he writes it all weird. I don't even see the good stuff because he's like, just click bait Ray. And there it is. Yeah. Well, I know. So I have these two bikes in a box. they're perfect, and I would like to give them to a good home. Like, Amazon didn't want, I tried to be like, you don't want them back, but I guess they would have to pay for the shipping, and they're like, oh, just don't even ship it back. It's fine.

I don't want to sell them. So, I don't want to sell them. That's not the point to give them. I want to give these ways. Maybe crap from the back. I just put the bikes in there. hilarious. Somebody gets a new bike.

That is not crap. But we have to mail it out. I'll pay for the shipping. I already checked how much shipping would be. How much shipping? $100. But if we give it away a big prize. $100, how much is the bike?

If we give it away as a prize on the show, we can pay for the shipping. Okay. Well, whoa, well, got pumped the brakes. You offered it my kids first. Hold on my house. It's a really nice bike. I'll say it's more than that. Yeah.

That's crazy. They sent you multiple bikes. Yeah. Accidentally. Yeah, I was like, well, this is a blessing, you know? And now we've just got to give them to other people. So, and Stevenson loves it. Like, he loves his bike, put it together.

So we have their, they're ready to go. I mean, you'll have to assemble it because it's, it's, in a box, but I mean, I'm sure there's so many families out there that would love a nice bike. Hey, this is before Christmas that Amy sent this. Mike, did I ever save this and then we just didn't get to it? Okay, because I thought this is interesting enough to put down. So at least it made the cut.

I think probably it just, and the holidays, the sheets went away, keep sheets of everything. Yeah. And that it probably was just, because I was like, you guys sent three bikes. Yeah, I figured. And I haven't thought about it much since until, yeah, like. I said, we were just cleaning out the garage yesterday. I'm doing that today. Cleaning out the garage?

Don't touch my stuff. Eddie's using my garage for storage. Don't touch my stuff. That's what made me think about Facebook marketplace because I'm going to put... I should sell Eddie stuff on Facebook marketplace. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to need that stuff. Litter robot up for sale. If anybody wants to buy it.

A little robot? Litter robots. What? Your English is not. It's all right now. What are you talking about? Are you saying little or litter? It's for cats.

A litter robot. It's a litter robot. And it's amazing. But my cat is the only cat. It sounds like little. robot. No, litter robot. And for whatever reason, my... Robot?

Like, B-U-T-T? Robot. Okay. My cat is the only cat in the world that doesn't know how to get in the litter robot and use it. Oh, you get in a robot. She gets in it, no, and then she... Like, what's the thing on the ground

that cleans? Like, Carlin Marie, like all these people that love cats, they love the litter robot. Cardi B. Cardi B, that's our friend Cardi B. me. Carla Marie. Listen, it's awesome and I'm so excited,

but it just, my cat didn't know how to use it and she's like, I think, scared of going in the hole. It looks like when the old salon days, when they pull those

bowls on their heads. The dryers. Yeah, whatever that is, it looks like the cat's supposed to get into that and take a poop. Oh. And I wouldn't know what to do. Yeah, my cat doesn't,

my cat likes the open air. We can't have. No, we all. So I wasted all. this money on this litter robot. So that's why Facebook marketplace is on my mind. Litter robot. Litter robot. It sounds like little robots. If I can't

sell it on Facebook marketplace and I'll bring it in crap from the back. We just start bringing our garbage in to get for crap from the back. Speaking of I've been trying to get rid of my piano and my... Eddie's been asking everybody to take a piano. That's crazy. He was like, hey man, you have room for another piano. I was like, I already got one. We did another one. I don't know. I would think that anyone would be like, sure, man. I'll take your piano. Everyone's like,

no, man, I'm good. We were flying back from Strawberry Festival and Eddie was asking one of the members. Hey, you ever, they've been the market for piano? I'm like, you're like trying to set her up. But you can't mail that one. That if Eddie could bring that in crap from the back, but it would have to be local. Like a local winner. It costs so

much to just move. That's the problem. Like shipping, no chance. Moving is expensive. Correct. Because he started at my house when I first moved here for a long time. And then when he moved, you got a piano in there. Now he's ready to get rid of it again. We all go home. I got one yes and it was a dude that lives in an apartment.

And I'm like, do you live in an apartment? You can't have. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Good luck. Thank you. We're all bringing in our... That's our prizes. So you want me to bring in the bikes? Yeah, bring them in.

Let's take a look. It's giving away the bikes on my birthday. To families that really need a bike. You just offered them to 80. Eddie, you offered them to Eddie. No, no, she took that back real quick. You did say, hey, 80. Would you like 80?

I mean, you asked... It's okay. We are the worst speakers. Did I really say it? You know, you said, I believe, do your kids need a bike? Yes. Yeah, because I thought you passed on me giving them away to listeners, but clearly it just got lost in the mix. Christmas got in the middle.

Well, Eddie's kids, listen. But also. Post show, probably not. Okay. We could do one on the air and one to Eddie's kids. Okay. Love it. Yeah, that don't work.

If Eddie... That's great. It's up here. Kids are going to fight over the bike. No, no, no. They have bikes. There's just one that doesn't. And if it's the right size, I'm in.

Oh, perfect. Which one? The older one. It's like, how tall is he? Is he like, Stephen? Maybe two, so long. Maybe he might be two. How tall is he? Yeah, of course he does.

Yeah, I go. I was 14. Of course. Yeah. All right. All right. Well, okay. I'll bring them in.

I need someone. Yeah, bring them in. I'll take a look at my kid and ride it. They're heavy, but I got it. I'll load them up. And if Scuba says we can ship it, we'll ship it. If not, I'll ship it. I mean, I'll cover it.

Because that's what, like, you know, It's just, it'd be cool to give them to someone that really needs a bike. That would be cool. Yeah, but all contest winners aren't people. We can't only pick people to play the contest that really need the bike. Okay, well, they just have to, you know what to work out. Yeah, man. Why are you wiping the slate clean?

I'm putting the energy out there. I'm praying right now that, like, the right person will get the bikes. I like it. Because, like, in the price is right, you don't know if they need a washer and dryer, but that's what they do. They don't bring up people in desperate needs of a blender. Well, listen. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Everybody knows a family. So, like, maybe if a caller wins it and they don't necessarily have a kid, they know somebody that would enjoy the bike. Or they maybe belong to a church where they could donate the bike. Or they know a community center where they live that could use the bike. You could also do that. Yeah, but I like to give our listeners things. I agree. Okay.

You're not arguing with me. Oh. You're arguing with someone. already convinced. I mean, that's, mm-hmm. Okay. All right, cool. Scova, do you see any problem with that? Legally? Crap, from the back, just be Amy's bike. I mean, I got to figure out the shipping costs. I'm at $100. That's over $100. No, I already calculated it. I had it. I went to the UPS score. That's true. So 100 bucks. Yeah, I could see if we can get it approved. We've got to figure out the logistics of giving it away. How about

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