The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (04-13-22)

Episode Date: April 13, 2022

We get an update from the guy giving Morgan2 getting free stuff from a guy at the grocery store. Amy has another similarity that her son and Bobby share. Bobby talks about the one person who he will never give up his grudge list because of how they wronged him. Raymundo wants to sell an NFT from the show. Raymundo and Bobby try to make a deal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, we have an update on Morgan Number Two's grocery store situation. Oh. She was going in. This guy was giving her free stuff, cake. Perts. A protein bar. Protein bar. And then he'd take over the register for the other person. He was hidden on her.

Well, that was what we thought. What we thought. Is that not the case? Well, she's going to give us the update, Eddie. So, we asked her to go back. And so did you purposefully go back for us or did you wait for when you needed to go back? I waited for when I needed to go back. So it was, you know, all organic.

And I was standing in line and I could have gone to his or somebody else's. I was just waiting. Whoever came up first. And he avoided eye contact with me so hard. Do you think he saw you, though? He saw me because we like briefly did. And then he like looked away. So I was like, oh, I think he heard the segment on the show.

So then I ran away because I felt so uncomfortable. You didn't buy this stuff? I bought this stuff. But I just ran to another cash. year. I was like, I can't do this. This is uncomfortable. So the first time he didn't say hi to you or didn't make him... Nothing. There was no contact. He just

looked away like I never existed. Maybe he got a girl and he thought you were going to still be into him. Your theory is he heard the bit. I think he might have heard it and like had an idea. But then that's saying that he knew who I was. So I don't know.

Or a manager heard the bit. Somehow it got to him. And it got to him and they said, that's what I'm I think him doing that. Well. Or maybe he's having a bad day. I'll try again in like a week. But you feel like he avoided.

He just didn't make eye contact. You feel like he purposely avoided eye contact. Yeah, he was looking away. And every chance that I kind of glanced over, he was not trying to make eye contact. Okay, but you're just going to have to power through. And if he's awkward next time, you have to go through the line. You just have to test it out. And talk to the line and see, well, she just to give an option.

No, no, no, no. She should just go, what's the deal? Like, you know, just like, what's going on here? You used to give me a lot of pictures. Yeah, why are you ignoring me? Did I do something to you? Right. Are we together or not?

Oh, wow. Can you imagine? Are you my grocery store boyfriend or not? I need to know. Oh, that's a good line. That is a good line. Okay, see, it seems like that's the case, right? Yes, but I will give it one more try.

But I don't think you need to push it for us. If you go and you learn something else, let us know. I will. Otherwise, just live your life. I think we have enough information from this experiment. What's going on here? Like that, you know what? Buddy, come here.

Come here. You, yeah. Yeah, you know, come here. Hey, what's happening with us? What's happening with us? We had a thing. I used to be, I used to love to come in to get my free cake. Oh, no.

I thought we had something. Amy, your son said he will never forget this day. Yes, it was very dramatic. It sounds like a great day, though. I never forget this day. No, it wasn't. He was annoyed with his sister. And, you know, she had said something to him that was, I guess, in his mind rude.

And he looked at his watch and got the date and then looked over at our Alexa box thingy and got the time and made sure it was all he knew. He goes, you know, April 12th, 2002, I will never forget this day. Like he was going to hold it against her and never forget. Yeah, I felt that. Yeah. I was like, gosh, this sounds like Bobby. Another similarity. Yeah.

No, I mean, I get it. What? I just thought that is not necessary. You need to forget about this day. Was he wronged? He felt as though he was wrong. It was typical brother-sister stuff. But I just thought...

He's 11, so I'm sure he has a different perspective. Extreme to just mark the day. I mean, and he was determined to never forget it. I bet if I asked him today, hey, remember what happened yesterday? I don't see if he remembers. But, yeah, it just made me think of like, gosh, I don't want to live with that type of of resentment inside of me where I remember to the detail and the time of when someone wronged me and I'm going to hold it against them.

I don't remember times, but I know who. I never forget. Really? Sometimes I forget what they did. But I always know who. You just know it was something? I know that. That's funny.

I got a list of folks that have screwed me over one way or the other. And if I dig, I get the shovel out, I can dig back to it. Sometimes I dig and it hurts a little much. I don't be digging. I just be thinking, mm-hmm. I remember when you said that to me. I remember when you said this to somebody else and it got to me. I remember when you did this to me.

I remember when you did that. I got a list. You ever see Billy Madison? Yeah. Oh, yeah, the list. Oh, yeah. Hopefully you don't have that list. So.

Right, but like, isn't that exhausting? That's okay. And they probably don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah, what if it was an accident? No, I bet you they don't. They probably do. Have you ever, could you be on other people's list? Have you ever done something wrong to people?

That's interesting you said. You would like the forgiveness. Thank you for asking that. No, I haven't. Yeah. But it's not anybody who just was rude once. It's like huge boulders in the road that take three days for them to move. It's not like an accident.

The cops come. They move the car. I mean, that really sucked. You get through it. You work. This is like only boulder moment. in life. You can't move it out of the road.

Big. Okay. Yeah, big. No, there's someone that comes to mind that didn't do anything too crazy. That's not true. Text it to me. Yeah. Ooh, interesting.

And I feel like you probably don't even remember what they did, really. I'm going to text to you right now. Okay. Maybe he doesn't even have a beef with them and you just think. No, no, he still does. Texting it now. All right. But I am like Stevenson.

Oh, no. That was a big deal. deal? What did he do? Let me see. Oh, Eddie text me. You don't remember. Oh, that's a big deal. What do you do? How do you not remember? It's old, but yes. And it was like not just even that person. It was like the person's people. It's an awful situation. Oh, which is even worse. They didn't even do it. You have no idea you're talking about. I don't. I don't. I don't even remember what happened. Yeah, that's why you don't think it's a big deal. I would encourage you to zip it. Okay. On the list? Hey, I would encourage you to zip it. Hey, on the list? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Never coming off that list. Really? I don't know about never. I don't think there's really any... There's only one person that will never come off the list. Oh my goodness. Only one person. But the list is like six.

Total. One of them is a former CEO of a company and is a whole situation who said some really... And I'm like, I will never work for you. And not only that, I will always tell this story. And not only that, I will never work for you. And I will always tell the story at the same time. I remember that one

Well, so what's the story? I remember that one. I'll tell you right now. Just kidding. I remember it. I don't want to get fired up. Except he told me if you take this,

if you go to Nashville in three months you're going to be begging me for a job going, I made a huge mistake. And he goes, and I might put you on in Tampa on our pop station.

I was like, what do you? Huh? He goes, if you take, if you move to Nashville, it's going to be the worst career mistake you ever made. And if you're lucky,

I might put you on in Tampa. Yish. And I was like, why are you talking to me like this? I don't even know you really. How'd that work out for them? Well, they tried to hire me. And I said no.

Instead, I stayed within our company, moved here, did this. But it was the very early stages when no one thought this was going to work. No one was like us. And so it was a really prominent person. And now it's like, C.D. you know? What CD knee? Huh?

Cedys not? Oh boy. Okay. That's funny. So it's just that. It's like, screw you man. I don't even think about that often. That doesn't drive me, but it re-irritates me that someone

wouldn't say that to anybody. Oh, yeah. That's rude. That's rude. That somebody is being said that to. That's not cool. I don't care about me. People have often felt like we weren't going to do things because we're different.

Fine. Our listeners are different. We're just all different. We're a big team of different people, living life a slightly different way. That being said, nobody should be talked to by a CEO of a company 30 years older than them

just to come up and be like, you are making a mistake. You're not set to do this. You're not fit to do this. And if it doesn't work, I might give you a little position over here just as like a crumble of good gesture. Almost like an I told you so.

And so it's like, all right, buddy, doesn't motivate me, but still pisses me off. that someone would talk to any because you know people are talking to people like that. That sucks. All the time. That sucks. Anyway, yeah, well, unless I bother me, though, I've moved on.

Can I know who Eddie said? You know who it is? I'll tell you afterward. I'll tell you afterward. All right, what else? I have to go to the pharmacy today. And what's funny is I got to go through, I need to get there before their little lunch break on the window.

Yeah, you do. Because this happened to Amy yesterday. Yeah, you do. They go to lunch break, and they're hardcore. Like, when they go to lunch, I'm like waiting in line and it's finally my turn and I get up and they shut the window and put the sign up 30 minute lunch break. Right once she's right there.

Wow. Also I had respect for it at the same time. Like I wasn't even that irritated. I was just like, you know what? Rules or rules. This is their lunch break and they only have 30 minutes. Yeah. So I wasn't even mad about it. I got to go back today. I didn't, I didn't wait. I didn't go back. I wouldn't wait for 30 minutes. And I didn't, it wasn't, we didn't, we can wait a day or two. right there and I still wasn't waiting. Like if I were going to be like, I don't want to wait 30.

Oh, if I needed a pill is going to die, I would have started honking. And then like, please help. Hey, lunchbox, tell me what happened. So you're at a soccer game or something and some guy comes up to you and says, hey, man, your secret's safe with me? Yeah. Like a creepy. I don't know.

My son started playing soccer. And out of the game, this dad on the other team walked up to me and he goes, hey, man, your secret's safe with me. What was he talking about? I don't know. I have no idea what he's talking about. That was it. That was the end of the conversation.

He turned around and walked away. And I have no idea what he meant. I don't know who he is, never seen him before in my life. And I was just like, okay. Maybe that Lunchbox is at the soccer game or like, Your secret safe with me? Is there something you did? Does he want to tell us?

That's what I don't know what secret he could be talking about. That's why I was like, I don't know who this guy is. Like, does he know me from, I have no idea who this guy is. And it's not a secret. You're the guy from the radio show. Right. Right. But like who his kids are.

Does he think you're somebody else? I don't know. Is there anything you've done in the past that maybe, you know. Yeah, we'll give us all your secrets. We'll take this could be one. Well, the one time I, no, I don't have, that's what I'm saying. Like, it was just a weird interaction between me and this random guy. Don't know his name.

Don't know anything about him. Don't know what he, you know, don't know where he came from. And he just said, your secret's safe with me. So creepy. Does this have anything to do with the doll? Oh. Did the box do it? things and he doesn't know he's doing.

In his sleep? So I found this guy in my sleep? No, you went and did something. Maybe you and him did something. And you all told no one. Are you sure and say our secret's safe with me? He said, your secret is safe with me. You ever gone out drinking with this dude?

I have never seen this guy in my life. If you see him again, though, will you go up to him and say, hey, what secret are you talking about? I will. If I see him again, I will say, what secret are you referring to? Excuse me, sir. You came up to me and said, my secret was safe with you, I just,

what secret was that? Because I want to make sure it's safe. Yeah, okay, I will. If I see him again, I will. Because, I mean, he was a big guy. So I'll recognize him. Ramundo wants to sell the first ever Bobby Bone Show NFT. And I thought about this for a while, and I think it's interesting.

And it's not really Bobby Bone Show NFT. It's more like a Ramundo NFT. Ray, would you explain what your strategy is with this? Yes, so there's something that I do on the show a lot of, and I thought it would be very valuable, especially if I stopped doing it. And it is, yeah. So you will do that, record it,

sell it as an NFT, and never do it again. And I didn't know if we were doing just the audio, the video, a picture, make it kind of special, so somebody can then pin it on their Twitter, and then it'll never happen again. You have the last of its kind. and then I thought maybe it could be donated or whatever. As long as it's something that I could still do off air

and I maybe do on cameos and stuff. No, you would not be able to do it ever, period. Man, then that would definitely go for a lot of money if we're going to do it like that. It won't go for a lot of money. It would go for like $30. I mean, people buy the randomest stuff for tons of money. They do.

We've learned that. That's like real art. Yeah, but have you seen some of it? I mean, guys, no one is going to buy that. Well, didn't that one be any baby go for thousands? The one I sold? Yeah. Bini B or so.

That was what I'm saying. But that was worth it. There's a tangible. That was a collector's item. Yeah. So here's what I'll do. Why would you sell it for charity, Ray? You need the money.

If you're going to stop doing, yeah, you need to make the money. Don't give it to charity. Well, I mean, I also thought I was still going to be able to do some video work with it. You can't because if it's the last one, you can't do it anymore. Yeah, what if I'm drinking, though, and somebody tricks me into saying it? Then you can get fine. Then you can, yeah. So here's, here's, I thought about this.

Why are so serious about this? What's talking about? You can't be out in public and go Yeah. Not if you say and you sign a contract that you won't And you sell the last one Because what if someone records that And they see you and they have it

And they're like no this is the last one I have it Wow, this is serious business. It's like the Tom Brady football. Okay. It's like the Tom Brady through the last touchdown pass sold up for all that money And he comes back later and is like Well I guess I'm going to play again.

That money's devalue. Oh yeah. This is just like the Tom Brady touchdown. It is. In a way it is. Now Ray. Yo. I'm willing to talk to you about this.

All right. I would like to buy the very final Oh boy Yeah Yeah And I'd like to have it I like to own the audio clip

And I can play anytime I want on the show But you can never do it again anywhere Gotcha So here's what I'd like to have I'd like to have that NFT You're gonna get in trouble Because Ray's gonna do it That is gonna be the goal

Is everybody's gonna try to get ready to do it If someone records you doing it Oh day, no no no no You will owe me No For every single time Triple the money that I pay for it. No! That is terrible. I'm going to go into debt again. So, here's my own

NFT. Here's the offer I'll make you. I think lunchbox was being generous saying it was worth 30. I'll give you $50.50? I give you $50 to own the year, the last one ever. And anytime you do it ever, if it's caught, anything, anywhere, you owe me three times that money. I like the 50. I just feel like there should be at least a zero behind that. 500? There is a zero. There behind it. But that makes it... Okay, 50.00. There are two zeros there.

Nice. And I got to then pay the triple if you do it again. You have to pay nothing if you don't. You sold me the final year for 50 bucks. Dude, it's going to be miserable at bars because I'm going to have to keep reminding myself not to do it because I constantly people

say, come on, come on, come on. I tell you what. I tell you what. I'll own the final recorded one, but also you're a puppet on a string and I get to point. And every time I tell you, you have to go yeah. And I'll up it to 75 bucks.

Okay, well what about if I just say the word yeah That's fine as long as you don't do Because I say yeah, I lie Yeah, you can say yes I'm not eliminating the word yes from your vocabulary I can't believe you're trying to get Right But for $75

I will own the final recorded yeah Okay And then I will own Anytime I want you to say yeah If we're together And I can't do it though on any videos or anything Correct

And if you do You'll be paid paying triple $225. I'll keep it at $150. Okay. It's pretty good, Ray. You know what? I'll walk you down to $100.

How is that good? I mean, $100? Ray, $75 for the year, $100 for the penalty. So you've gone up in price and less than penalty. When are we doing the final one? I got to really like put some. Yeah, you don't have to do it today. But you do understand, Ray, that that is what people know you for.

And so you would be just, you would have to come out. You would be done. He doesn't want you to make any money right now. You're saying I need to go for more money. Yeah, that's your, that's the only thing people... That's what he's known for. That's what he's known for. Yeah, that's what you're known for.

So then everybody's going to just call him and be like, I'm known for one word. That's it. Pretty much it, Ray. I mean, what else? Man, I got to make more of a legacy than that. Then maybe this will push you to do that. Sell this off and start something new.

Start a new one. Exactly 11 right now. I'm going to give you to like 1106 to make up your mind. And if we don't do it by 1106, off the table. I just really have to punch you into my head. can't say it when I'm out and about. I have nothing to do with that. Self-control, man. So 11-06

Ray. Why he didn't have that? And then you're, again, you're letting guys who don't know how to do business to fuck you out of business deals. Yeah. We're the ones, okay. The three, I wasn't, I'm not a stooge here. And I said it was good. Take the money, I said. I said this can challenge you to come up with something new. I guess lunchbox overruled.

Yeah, basically. Sorry about that. He dominated that, and I thought you were part of that, Eddie. And I would like to offer my sincerest apologies. I mean, Eddie, that's like you. Would you, would you do the last, tow, tow, would that? Would you sell it for $75? Absolutely. Yeah, there you go.

It's yours for $100. This can be yours. So you sang it when you win. You would never be able to do it again. You'd sell that for $75. That's fine. You just come up with other words. Yeah, true.

Booa, booa, boo. That would be my new one. Okay, so just think about it, right? You got a few minutes thinking about. You got four minutes left. And then deal off table for sure. For sure. So that's what's up.

Anything you like to say? So we're just going to sit here to wait to that six minutes? I'm just letting him think about the offer. Anything you like to say? And I'll pull your Venmo up because once the transaction is sent, that's final.

Gotcha. So let me go here. Venmo. Let me get Ray in there. Boom. Get the payment. 75. Owning,

parentheses, yeah. And I think I'm selling it at the perfect time. It's not like it's going up increasing in value. It's dropping. Man, you do have that merch too, though.

Exactly. I tell you what, if you sell merch on it, that's not you saying it. But you won't be able to make new stuff. Like, it's over because you're not allowed to say it anymore, so that stuff is going to be... It affects the merch line and everything. This turned into a disaster.

Hey, but I got 75 bucks though, Bay. But here's the thing. Hey, Ray, this, yeah, is going to be so popular because this became a thing again. that you're going to be able to sell more merch and you can keep selling it, but I get 20%. But never saying it.

20%. That's not even 50. Hey, Ray, remember when Bobby... Listen to business, man. He's never done a deal in his life and he's souring you. No, no, I'm going to help you out,

because I'm trying to look out for your best interest. Remember when... He's never liked out for anyone's best interest in his entire life. Best interest. Right. Remember when Bobby bought those

Beanie babies for $100? How much money did he make off of those? A lot more. So you made a dumb decision. and then you're going to make a dumb decision now. I've made zero dollars. Right, you gave away to them away and I've donated to a... Right, okay.

But they were worth the money. It could have made thousands of dollars. It's only worth what you can get for it. So someone can say this baseball card is worth a million, but if you can't find somebody to pay it. And also, I never knew that they were going to become that value. Right, because you're an idiot. For airtime.

I didn't know Bones was going to give them away to listeners. Our beanie baby's, beanie babies are talked about once a week on the radio on the most popular country show in America. That's amazing. That's how you sleep at night? Those things were sitting in a garage. Worthless.

Yeah, but then you brought them here and you could have sold them one by one. How? We have less than two minutes. How would he have sold them one by one? Thanks, Sammy. You can find Beanie Baby Clippers. Mike, tell them. Their Beanie babies listed everywhere and nobody wants to buy them.

All right. Sell it in. Be an idiot. And then you owe 20% of your merch money to Bobby. The merch left. But I'll promote it. And you'll make more than that 20% you're missing. It's like having an.

agent. You're like, I got to pay 10% to an agent, but that agent's getting you jobs. Yeah, so someone's going to go buy a shirt for a phrase you don't own. Yeah, that sounds like maybe I'll make some merch with you. I got a company. Yeah. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy. Could have been your last one. Oh, you can't do that, man. See how easy that came out, Ray? See how easy that came out? Ray, you have a minute and 10 seconds. And I'm up in it to 80 bucks. Alicia's right on Facebook. 80 bucks won't even fill up your trailblazer with gas, dude. Like, what do you I guess it must be nice to not worry about 80 bucks and just act like it's nothing. Yeah, 80 bucks.

I mean, at one time, that was very, very valuable to me. And I mean, I got to think about myself. The yeah, came out of thin air. At one time. $80 is hard earned. Yeah, it was worth zero cents at one point. Yeah, and you can make a new thing. The fact that it's changed 80 times tenfold, it's amazing.

Yeah, man. You do you, man. You lose all that money. Amy, what's the clock at? It's 530. I mean, you might see. I'm taking it up right now to $90. Wow.

Wow. You see how easy that came out again? Just made it an even hundred. Ray, do you see how easy it is to negotiate? You should keep going higher, dude. Remember when lunchbox said, I'll take 50? And then I said, okay, 50 goes, no, I'm sad. I wanted 100.

Like, no, you said 50. I'm raising an idiot if he does this. Ray? And Bobby, you know it's a... A hundred bucks. It's a stupid deal. Is that he recording all these yes in case it's the final one? No, it's not.

It's not going to be from this. Yeah, we'll do it. This is a separate thing. Ray, it's time. I have 100 bucks queued up here in the Venmo. That's so stupid, right? Oh, it changed to 100? Yeah.

Don't do it. It has been an amazing run. I'm going to get him on this. I'm going to go to the bar and I'm going to get him on this crap. I guarantee it. Anybody out there, get him. I don't know the little thing that Bones was seen about where he points at me and I do it. It means if any time, if I give you the point,

and we'll have a specific point that we've made up. And if I do that, you have to go, yeah. get to keep doing it, but only when I point out you to do that. Gotcha. And I enjoy that because it's cool. You have to build the power of it. You're a puppet. It's basically it. Bart, dog, bark. Jump. Monkey jump. That's what you are. A monkey jump?

That's a weird animal. He's like a circus animal, man. Yeah, but what's a better jumping animal? A kangaroo. Yeah, I mean, they're just natural jumpers. Oh, whatever. Ray, go ahead. I got $100 cued up right here. Yeah, I took a word and made it worth. $100. That's crazy. Not many people can do that in today's society.

I've probably said the thing, yeah, 10,000 times. I'm honestly not totally down with saying it every day of my life. Oh, you can not do something. You're just like... Bones points at me maybe a couple times a show. Maybe never again. It was fun. It was a great run.

We made merch, made money on it. That merch line, honestly, it ended. So I don't even do that. Yeah, merch line anymore. So $100, that's a steal. Bazer's probably going to be mad, but guess what? I got it's $100 put in a savings, babe. That's going to a vacation.

And never again at the house. Are you going to hear me say, yeah? Bones, you got yourself a deal, baby. Let's go! Wow. And now I am paying the man his money. Three, two. You know what, Ray?

Just for fun, I'm gonna make it 150 because you're a good dude. Yeah! You know that one? I like that. I like how you do it. You're an idiot, right. Let's go. 150 on the books.

I should be your agent. Pay. He calls him an idiot. He is an idiot. What would you have brokered me? What kind of a deal? Pay. I wouldn't have sold it.

Here we go. And you would have never made anything. Right? It's been paid. I now own yeah. All right. So we'll talk about the terms. We'll record it tomorrow the next day.

Sounds good. But I am the new owner of, yeah. Ray, how cool is that? Pleasure doing business with you, my man. Hey, come, just come up with a new one right now. Just be like, and all of a sudden you got a new thing. Uh-huh. Yeah, it can be anything.

It's a donkey. It literally can be anything. It's a donkey. Why don't we go into, Listen to me here. Let's go into business together. Yeah. We'll do 50-50, your face and coming out of it a bubble that says, yeah, and we'll sell the shirts. We'll have like a hundred of them or something.

Make a little money. We'll joint venture. I feel like we're partners now, and we both need to make some money off this. This is already increasing. And we'll donate to charity too. So everybody, well, I'm almost sorry, sorry you guys. But almost everybody wins, right? Deal on deal.

All right. Let's make you some money. I feel like now I got you. Let's go. That's crazy. I mean, he could have just gone on the B-Team page and sold it for a lot more. I mean, I'm just saying. But hey, you do you, Ray.

But then he wouldn't have a, now he almost has like a little business opportunity from it. We're now partners. Yeah, very little. Buddy. Pleasure. I mean, the more lunchbox antagonizes the situation, like you're going to make it from 100 church, she'll be like, okay, let's do 200 shirts. Ray's got a new house.

Wow. All because of this deal. As of right now, Ray, you're free to use it. it once we record it that'll be the last one. Cool. So it's still, it's on loan to you. No, practice the point. Practice the point. I don't know it yet. We'll figure it out. So say yeah all you want.

Yeah! Love it. I love that. Don't just do this because you're making him dance, do the strings. I'm leasing. Yeah, that's what you do. Tell him, jump monkey jump. Yeah, because you own Ray now. You own him. Jump, hippo. Wait, no.

Ray, appreciate it, buddy. Good doing business with you. All right. So wait a minute. You upped it to 150. I burned a doll and I only got 50. You didn't up it for me being a nice guy. No, you didn't just get that. I paid you to take the doll. But you didn't up it for me being a nice dude.

I know. You made more so far than Ray's. But that's why. No, I didn't make more than Ray. Yes, you did. Not from Bobby. I did all that stuff with the doll and made less from Bobby than Ray did. That's ridiculous.

But it was for being a NFT. It was for being a nice dude. You're born a nice dude. And that's what you asked for. And then I asked for more. No, no. You literally said, I'll take this amount. I said, fine.

I will pay that amount. And then that's how the business deal went down. And then? And then. But that's not how a business deal works. Just agree to something. Just be happy with it. Yeah, let's stop.

Ray. We're going to go into business and do some good stuff together, buddy. I'm all the way in. Yeah, I got to tell Bay, though. It can't be saying that anymore, though. You can right now. We haven't recorded the final one yet. I may not want to record it for a couple years.

Oh, wow. Wow. What a deal. It's pretty good, Bones. Yeah, who knows? Once we record that sucker, it'll be on, but right now, It's still, do as you please. Yeah, yeah, get those cameos in.

Yeah. Hey, get one of the final Ray cameos of him saying, yeah. Ray and Bay. Final Ray cameo. So, Ray, they request the yes and the cameo? I mean, that's all they, what else are they going to ask for me from life advice? Sometimes they ask for, like, Pablo. Yeah, limited time only.

Get your final raise. Wow. Limited. This is a closeout sale. I mean said that he's not even going to make him record it for two years. Hey, you got plenty of time. Everything must go. Everything.

We might record it tomorrow. Who knows? We may wait until next year. Ray, you could do some bogos. So, buy one yet. Ray, thank you, good doing business, buddy.

That was a lot of negotiating. That was. It was exhausting. You didn't even negotiate right. Hey, let's get lunch, boys. That's a hard working day. Hey, Ray's a little richer. You may have him take you out.

I want to sell my name Lunchbox. He comes in. He can't say lunchbox anymore. He sells him some. Random dude on the internet. I screwed up, bones. He can't use his voice. I can't talk in this voice anymore.

And now I'm talking British. Is that okay? I mean, why? Ray, thank you, buddy. Everybody else, thank you for listening. I'm leaving here. Feeling pretty good. Yeah, dude.

I got my guy, a little cash. I got a little something I can't wait to invest in. And here we go. Ain't me anything? Yeah. I want to buy that now. That's a good one. Y'all?

Yes. Yes. I have plenty to listen to it. Four Things with Amy Brown. That's my podcast. Okay. And the guys are doing a show today? We are. Oh, we are. Ray, how does that make you feel to do a sore losers? Yeah!

I like it. Sounds good. Wait, did he point at you or no? No, no, he can do it anytime he wants. Can he use it and sore losers for now? It's his. It's not technically his because you bought it. It's like he's renting a house. He lives in it.

He is living in the house. You've been raised confused. You're like, oh, it was. Yeah, Ray is really confused. Wait, I thought I could. Do it with it as you please right now, Ray. Yeah. Okay.

All right, that's it. I should do it now. Can you do it? Let's see. No, it's so specific to him. All right, thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. All right.

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