The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (08-18-21)

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

Bobby and Caitlin celebrated their 1-month anniversary yesterday. Eddie hates on Bobby and says he’s annoying for doing that. They also watched their wedding video for the first time. Bobby also talks about getting to hang out with Jon Pardi last night. Bobby also addresses why people were going after Carrie Underwood last night. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Great crowd here today. Yesterday was Caitlin and I's one-month anniversary to be married, which I know what. Don't start doing that. I don't mind one month. I hate it when people do that. Don't hate it. Remember when Lunchbox did this?

He almost did it up to like seven months and then he forgot about it. But it's not going to be too much. I just think one month's a big deal. But also why does it bother you? Yeah, why do you hate so much? Because that's not an anniversary, guys. Call it a month anniversary. Anniversary means annual.

Our one month celebration of being together. I like it. Why are you being a douche? I like it and I'll take it. You're a dude. Well, anyway, we had a month. We've been together a month. It's pretty cool.

Month is flown by. I mean, especially from that, from the wedding. But we mentioned on the air that we didn't get to eat any wedding cake the night of our wedding because you're just running around. And we did actually have time. You know, most people said, hey, when you get married, it just flies by and you don't remember it. For us, the greatest thing was not having cell phones because it eliminated probably 30% of the time we'd have spent just taking pictures. Yeah. So there were no cell phones.

And we had full dinner. We did think, but we didn't, the cut the cake was separate from the dinner part. So we cut the cake and then we're already up And then you start to do other stuff So the girl I guess I should look up her name I mean we paid for the cakes But she heard that on the air

And she sent us A cake that was our exact wedding cake And we had it yesterday On our one month of versory It is cakes and co Allison Smith cakes and co Her name is underscore cakes underscore and underscore co

That's sweet Is that okay Eddie Is it okay that they had wedding cake and it wasn't a year anniversary? It was only a month? Is that okay? You're missing my point. I'm just checking because... I don't like your point either, Eddie.

You don't? Who cares? An anniversary? I think any celebration... Hey, hit me when you're 50 years. Then we'll talk. Hey, good for you. I think any celebration is great.

If people are feeling good, why do I care? No, I know. You're my friend. I'm just telling you. It's annoying to me. Am I, though, now? You're my best friend. Eddie.

My best friend. You know, that song you were talking about, Soidi? Does your daughter know the best friend song? She's my best friend. She's a real bet. She's a real bet. You're my best friend. I'm going to come to that in a second.

But we ate cake yesterday and then we watched our wedding video, which we haven't posted. It's about five minutes. It's great. And it's awesome. We had a long day yesterday working, but we had a good day yesterday. A little tears again watching the video? I didn't get tears. I've seen it a couple times. I had to send off for some edits occasionally. Oh. But I think she got emotional because she hadn't seen it as many times as I have. Or maybe she has.

I don't know. Send off for edits? Yeah, there was some stuff. They shot some stuff that was a little too like in the house and stuff. And I don't want somebody robbing me if the video, if we ever post a video. And it was like showing like the road. They didn't know. They were just doing their thing.

But I was like, hey, we don't need the drone to show how to get to our house. It's actually kind of normal. Like I've done wedding videos and people have asked for edits. Yeah. And I was just like for security reasons, let's cut a couple. of these things out. So we did that. We watched it. It was great. We did our final Twitch show last night. How many episodes we do, Mike? Six? We did six shows on Twitch, which I kind of signed a deal with them to do six shows on that control music channel. And John Pardy came up to perform last night.

And he's just so good. He's also a close friend. So it's, it was just a fun way to end. And I posted a story on my Instagram of him talking about meeting George Strait for the first time. So that's up. I'm going to post another one today of him doing. doing a tequila drinking. We put three tequila's there and he had to figure out which one was the expensive one. Oh, I love it. Which was pretty funny. That's awesome. It had a little twist at the end, and there's a twist. Oh. And so, but that'll be up and, um, Nikita Carmen came by and performed. She's going to play at Bobby Fest, but we had a, it's a pretty good show last night. Pretty good way to end the, in the thing there. I was at the opera yesterday working a little bit. So,

busy day, but we did take time to celebrate our, our one month. What are you going to call it? One month anniversary? One month of being married. Great. You just hate the word anniversary? Well, because it's used wrong. It's like you and your 1,000% or what do you say? Like 101%. You can't do anything more than 100%. Exactly. You literally can't. You cannot give 110%.

Right. And you can't celebrate an anniversary every month. That's probably accurate. But I don't get, I do get angry. You do. I'm going to completely change my position. Yeah, that's just something that drives me nuts. But let me see if I even wrote anniversary on my Instagram. Because I did, you know, I did a little post. I didn't, I didn't. I said happy one month of marriage.

Love it. I promise I'll be better next month. I love you. That's funny. Every month you're going to get better. What are we going to say? Just right when you brought it up, Eddie's like, don't be that guy. But you didn't even say anniversary.

I didn't say anniversary. But I think he did here. That's kind of what drove me. But why don't you chill that out. I think it was like just post from lunchbox just kind of like going off and, man, we had to hear his marriage. And the thing is like, marriage. gets tough, you know. So when people actually celebrate 50 years of wedding anniversary, you're like,

dang, that's amazing. Like you've made it through the battlefield. But do you know that? I mean, sometimes it might be like, maybe someone that's been married 75 years, do you ask them about the quality of it? The quality? Or are you just like, wow, they've been married 75 years? No, it's just, usually it's just like so impressive to see someone getting married for 50 years. Right, but do you ask them about it? What do you mean, ask them about it? Well, I don't, you're just impressed by the number. Yeah, because at 25, you could just give up and it could be a terrible marriage, but it's not worth leaving. It's a very huge milestone, too, in my life. My assumption is, anyone that's been married a long time, 10 years.

Has been through the battlefield. 25 years. Has had a bunch of crap happened. Totally. And you've had to figure it out and get through it. I don't see anybody's marriage after, you know, a few years being just like wonderful marriage. I go, I don't ask the quality of it. I just assume there's been some real dog crap in it that you've stepped in and had to get through.

just generally naturally speaking. Yes. Yeah. That's why I think Celebrating anniversaries is really cool. I like celebrate

monthiversaries. I mean, and you can't because you've celebrated one month. But that's what we did yesterday. Let me mark that off my list. And we had cake. It was a fun fatty cake.

It's fun fatty cake with the cookie dough in the middle that lined it. So that was cool. What else was I going to talk to you guys about? Oh, the sweetie stuff because Amy said her daughter

has been listening to to Suiti, but you didn't know how she found the music. Well, is the song Tap In in particular? That's a dirty one. Yeah. Well, yes, lots of dirty things. But then I googled the message, and Sweetie said that it means, like, to get involved. You know, what are you passionate about?

Like, tap in. Don't sit out. Yeah, get involved. Yeah. Not. Better tap in. Tap, tap, tap in. Getting money, get rich, baby, tap in. Tap, tap in.

Let's take a second. Tats, tap, tap Wrists on glitter Waste on thinner I'm sure you had a bag of a Pikes on jigger You better get the car And make it swipe up

I don't need fillers There's a lot of bleeped out words Yes, definitely bleeped out words But we were on the lake And a boat I didn't even know my daughter knew this song And a boat came by

And the song was playing And all of a sudden My stuff Sheer is like Tap tap tap tap Tap me I'm like wait How do you know this song?

For me it's TikTok I mean I'm sure I learned everything on TikTok Yeah She's not all always on there, but I mean, she picks up on things quickly and then kids at school and her friends, they're into all the music, I guess. That's what kids do.

I get it. I know, but it was just funny to hear her like this boat's going by playing this dirty song. And then my daughter's like, I look over and mouthing every word except for the bad ones. I didn't even know bad songs were bad songs when I was a kid. Right. You know, they would play songs at all these meanings and I was just, you know, singing it because I thought the words were catchy. I think Humpty Dance is a good example of that. Eddie don't run that for me because

to me it's just a dance. Very dirty. But I do like, she's my best friend. Do you have that one, right? I mean Sweetie's so big McDonald's is doing a meal after her. Oh really? Oh yeah. T.S. Travis Scott. Yeah. This is a good one. That's my best friend. She a real bad

got her own money. She don't need no going to dance for her. She had two, three drinks. Now she twerkey. She throw it out and come back in. That's my best friend. She a real bad. This one need no lift in the strip club No my girl gone tip Now she's twirking

She throw her down and come back in time This song when I hear reminds me of Eddie and I In our relationship Yes Strip club twerk it A friend You go Two or three drinks and he's twerking

Yeah, that's not right That's pretty much it Friday night Alyssa Milano had to give her uncle CPR after he had a heart attack While driving But first she had to reach over And slam on the brakes with her hand

To stop the car Wow Like to go down with your palm Wow Crazy because you can't see where the car is slant What is slamming into? Wild story from TMZ. Alyssa Milano may have saved her uncle's life

during a scary car accident that could have taken both of their lives on an LA freeway, reaching over and using her hand to hit the brakes as he suffered a medical emergency behind the wheel. What you would hope is, and I don't know that I would think this quickly, that there was an emergency break,

but I guess it's only the old school break that you pull up. Most later now on the left side of the foot. But you would hope there would be one of an old car and you pull it up. But law enforcement tells TMZ, Alyssa was a passenger in a Ford Eagle driven by her uncle Mitch

who had a medical issue, another vehicle hit theirs as he fell unconscious suffering what appeared to be a heart attack. But I think everything's okay, Mike, right? Ish, as can be? Yes, you're looking it up? I just hate to do that story, then he dies.

We don't... Huh? Still in the hospital? Cops say Good Samaritan stopped to help, and Alyssa's camp tells us she's grateful for everyone who aided her uncle, including first responders and hospital staff. But they'd give him CPR, first responders took over.

We don't see that if he did die, don't hit me up. Or as of this story right here, is all going in a good direction. Okay. Because sometimes I'll say something, and it'll be recorded. And it was the accurate news at 8 a.m. when I mentioned it. And I'll get just a scathing message at 7 p.m. going, don't you know, idiot, he died at 4 p.m. I can't change what I said at 8 a.m.

And it's recorded. What do you want me to do? That happens a lot? Yes, people will hold me to account for things I said that was accurate when I said it, but then became inaccurate. And they will call me stupid. Oh, man. I am not stupid. It's not nice either.

A flight attendant apparently told this mom she needed to glue the mask to her kid's face. Crazy. I don't, I don't, I've never seen a flight attendant that would say this. Oh, or what about sarcastically? Yeah, metaphorically. Well, I don't know that'd be a metaphor. A metaphor. I don't care if you need to use glue to keep that mask on.

You know what I'm saying? I feel like I could say that. Like, hey, I don't care you submit to put that mask on. I think that's exaggeration. But I don't think that's a metaphor. Okay. Yeah, no. For what?

What is it representing? I don't know. Truth. Virginia Beach Mother is speaking out after a mask incident. She said involved her two-year-old in a recent Southwest Airlines flight. Ali Kleeck was on an August 12th flight from Orlando to Norfolk with her husband and two children. quote, Drew is a thumb sucker

in her only way she biologically knows how to soothe herself by sucking her thumb which is impossible with a mask Klike and her husband held Drew down trying to get her to wear a mask while two flight attendants stood over them watching

but where does it say about to glue it on the face I just don't know if a flight attendant would ever say that you need to glue it on your face You need to duct tape it to your face I can understand that Now duct tape it to your face

We'll duct tape it to her face Yeah. That I can understand. Do you guys see the big Carrie Underwood controversy last night? No. She liked a tweet where someone was saying, hey, don't make kids wear masks in school. Oh.

It's just weird how both... Listen, I like masks. I'm all for masks. But I'm not screaming to anybody who doesn't want to wear a mask outside. You know, insert... Whatever. And also, if places don't have to wear a mask,

I ain't wearing a mask. If I'm at the mall, we went to Joe Inns. I didn't wear a mask. You didn't have to wear a mask. I didn't have to. Yeah. But if they said to, I would wear the mask. So I don't know what side that puts me on.

Like, I don't. It sounds like you're compliant. If I don't want to, yeah, that's the side I'm on compliance. If I don't, if I don't want, they don't make me. I don't. But if they do, I'm like, okay, I get it. But she liked someone's comment who said they, you know, shouldn't wear a mask at school. And everybody got all upset at her.

But does she not have the right to her opinion? God dang, man. Just because you don't agree with her doesn't mean you have to be mad and cancel her. People don't work that way. No, it's so dumb. And if she likes, she has a kid. She also has the right to think, if you think it's right or wrong. She has a right to like something if she thinks our kids shouldn't have to wear masks in school.

So, and this isn't a mass debate, but it's a debate on the people that are like, oh, we need to give everybody a loud voice. Unless it's a voice we don't agree with. And they try to cancel them. I'm looking at it going, how is everybody mad at Carrie Underwood for just having an opinion? Yeah, it's crazy. You can even have the opinion that you want your kids. to wear masks in schools, but still be okay that Carrie Underwood liked a post of somebody who didn't

have the opinion that their kids shouldn't wear masks in schools. We've gone crazy. And people have too much time on their hands to see who's like in what tweet. I mean, that's... It was trending last night. This is ridiculous. It was like Carrie Underwood, and I was like, did she die? No, she liked someone's post who said she...

So, and I feel like I'm a pretty sensible person where I'm okay with masks. Also got the vaccine. I'm good with it. But if someone I have a close friend who's like, I don't want to get it. I'm like, okay. As long as your job's not telling you you have to get in, as long as it's, okay, that's for you.

What do you, we're going to cancel Carrie Underwood? We're going to take Jesus off the will off the radio. You guys are out of your minds. But did she ever say anything about that, Mike? I mean, and why should she have to say anything about it? Right. She liked the tweet. I'm going to go, sometimes just to keep people on their toes.

I like tweets of all different opinions. Oh, boy. Oh, wait a second. You like this one. But I like tweets. I have completely differing opinions just so no one can come back. But also nobody cares about what I'm doing. My only point with this is it's okay if somebody doesn't agree with you.

That makes the world go round. Man, that's hard for some people to just get. Like, it's just, it's got to be their way or not. It's just crazy. But can you imagine we all agreed on the same thing? I just wish, it's funny you bring that up, that everyone would agree on what I agree with. That's what everyone else wants, too.

That would be my wish. That whatever. Because I feel like, you know, I don't want to be a dictator. But if there was a tie, I'm the one to bring in. Like if we're to a 50-50 tie on earth, we need someone to settle the debate, I think I'm the guy. I'm sensible aff. You know, not everyone's going to. Not everyone's going to agree with you, though.

Oh, but you're the dictator. They have to. Or else. No, I'm not the, I don't like the name dictator. I am the side chooser. Oh. It's 50-50. someone to settle it, call in the lefty.

They play music and I walk in, wow, dang. And then I make the call, just like that. Brett Farve says kids under 14 should not play tackle football. Now, ask someone who played football every year from second grade up tackle. We play tackle football as kids. I hate it getting hit. When did you start? Was that like age eight?

Yeah, eight years old. Second grade? Yeah. Used to get pummeled. I can agree with this. I'm fine with this. was no other option when we were growing up. I don't think there was flag football when we were growing up, like leagues of flag football. Yeah, well, they didn't know what they know now about

Oh, education. Yes, there's just a lot more information out about Brett Farb doesn't believe kids under the age of 14 should play tackle football. He thinks teenagers, I'm up to that, should be playing flag football, which is fine by me. Listen, I'm not an expert in brain injuries. Obviously, Brett Farv's not either, but he does hold a little more because he did play professional football, but you have a lot of experts saying that, too, like people that study the brain. Here's what people that study the brain say. When I read these stories over and over, when you hit your head a lot of times, you're going to be messed up.

Like, it's just at the end of the story. Legit trauma. Your brain will have trauma. If my kid said I want to play football, I would let him, heck, or her if she wanted to play, but I would really be concerned about it. Flag. No, I'm talking about tackle. If they wanted to play high school football, because, again, kids are going to,

a bigger, faster, stronger, the injuries are more violent. The hits are more violent. I would be concerned about it, and I'm someone that love sports, love football, played football for 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 50s, almost 10 years. And so, but I would be, I would

not want them to, it wouldn't be my choice. Let's play basketball. Oh, basketball would be great. Baseball. Golf. Nobody wants to play golf, dude. I wish. Yeah. I have four boys, and I just try it, like, guys, golf is something you can play till the day you die.

Like everyone's going to play golf so late in their life. Everything else, you're not going to play it that long. But aren't there like hip and back injuries? Yeah, when you're 90. Nothing. But yeah, CT is a real thing. Yeah, it is. Brain injury is a real thing.

I would let them, I learned more from playing football than I did just about anything else when it comes to teamwork. It doesn't matter even how great you are. You still need other people in order to achieve success as a team. Learned a lot. My high school football coach I still talk about. It was huge in my development as an adult and taking responsibility and facing adversity and getting back up. But boy, just the hits alone to the head over and over again.

Eddie, if you're 13-year-old said, hey, Dad, I'm going to play tackle football. Yeah, I'm with you. I would worry the whole time, but I would let him because I don't want to be the one to not let them do something that they really, really, really wanted to do. Now, if he just wanted to do it because all his friends are doing it, I would strongly try to convince him like, you don't have to do that. if you don't want. Like, it's not going to make any cooler. I'm not going to love you anymore. It does kind of make you cooler. I mean, you don't want on the football team. Yes, it does, but for how long? It's all season's over.

That's what I keep telling. I keep telling my kids, like, look at this guy. And I show him like Bill Gates, Elon Musk, like all these like billionaires. I'm like, this guy didn't play football. I mean, they're even rarer than professional athletes. I know, but still. But I agree. There are doctors. I'm like, look at this guy.

He definitely didn't play football. We learned how to hack just for me. Yeah, right? Like, will you just learn how to hack stuff? Because I can use those skills. I'll pay you. Daniel Craig won't let his kids inherit his fortune. He says he'll give it away before he dies.

Yikes. A terrible dad. Like nothing? Which is an interesting headline, but I do have some stuff to say about this story. Daniel Craig says his kids will not be inheriting his fortune. He finds inheritance distasteful. The 007 star has two daughters, one with wife Rachel Wise and another with his ex-wife. He has a reported net worth of $160 million.

Wow. He doesn't plan on dying a rich person, and he does not want to leave sums to the next generation. Now, that is wild. I think you have that much money, and you're not going to leave it to your kids. But let's not think that these kids are getting reset back to level zero when he dies. When you grow up with that kind of money, you're able to have a great education, meet well-connected people, have, you know, really an extremely stable upbringing to be able to make great choices and mess up and start again, because you do come from money. So it's not as in

he dies, they become broke. Right. It's like Warren Buffett, right? He's not leaving his kids anything. The kids have got a lot of avenues to go down. They probably made their own money by now because they had the opportunity to. That's the hardest thing about breaking out of poverty is you have no opportunity to break out of poverty.

Where I come from, you don't even know people that know people that know how to have some sort of wonderful career. And, I mean, you just go to work because you have to go to work. because you have to pay the water bill. And that's really the biggest thing about, you know, trying to break that cycle.

And I think I feel pretty good about, you know, my personal cycle, I've broken it. And hopefully I'm good. Hopefully my kids will be good. But it's a really difficult thing for people to do. Because it's not that there are no options. You don't even know how to find an option when you come from a place, a town,

an area like where I come from. So, but let's not act like Daniel Kekiske's got to be looking for ramen noodles, you know? Mm-hmm. But it would suck. Man, I know, I know a girl that was raised very simple. They had a very simple house. She, the parents had a very simple car, nothing crazy. But her dad died.

And when her dad died, then she was, I think, in her 30s, like 36, she found out that he was like a multi, multi-millionaire. Did she get the money? Yeah. Then they eventually got the money. That's pretty cool. She had all the values, though, of growing up and appreciating. Yeah. And then she bought a Lambo? No. Oh. I thought that's where Eddie was going.

I mean, I wouldn't hate it for it. I ain't going to judge and act like that wouldn't be awesome to do. I've all often said I'd rather be Oprah than Prince Charles. Oprah grew up had it tough. Dolly had it tough. They understand they have empathy. They know what it's like to live tough, to grow up tough. And now they have everything. They earned everything. But they also understand. why it's important to help and try to help other people break that cycle. Like I think that's what I'm trying to do in, you know, different parts of my life. Prince Charles has no idea. Guy just grew up, was rich, just life.

It's normal for him. I don't even know that he can appreciate what he has. He's like, can a rich kid even appreciate being a rich kid? Because they don't, to them, they're just a normal kid. So I don't hate it. I don't hate the guy not leaving his kid's money. But if I were the kid, I would hate it. Right, totally.

I think that sucks. Sure, they get a little something, maybe just not $100. 60 million. Well, what you do is you break them off a little bit as you're living. And then the headline store comes out. Nice. You're like, I'm not leaving them anything. And it's that TikTok, or you look at the camera, but I left them a lot already. According to a new report, more and more young people have to rediscovered the art of actually talking to someone on the phone. Not me. I'm also, I guess I'm not a young person anymore. I do not like talking to the phone. I have no interest in it. I called Eddie twice yesterday. Yeah. We talked on the phone.

How long, though? But listen. When I... Average time. Two minutes? One, a minute and a half? Maybe 90 seconds. But here's the deal. Like when Bobby calls, I know it's something like important. It's something that needs to be talked about. Not like, hey, here, I need to tell you this.

Yeah, if I call, it's the real deal. If I FaceTime, who knows? Yeah. I could be like, hey, look at this. I don't just get a new guitar. Did I string it right? Right. But yeah, if it's a phone call like it was yesterday, we had something important to talk about.

Yeah. We had to make a tough decision yesterday. But yeah, they say people talk on the phone more. Are you talk, Amy, you talk on the phone, though. Yeah, I talk. On the phone, it's fine. Same. I never left it. You guys, you phone talk talkers? No, I love talking on the phone. Yeah. Talk to my parents every day on the phone, my brother, sister.

Yeah. I'm a phone talker. Call me. Call me. Bad Bobby. Bad baby. Yeah, bad baby. Is that it's baby? Yeah. The girl from... Catch me outside. Catch me outside. Oh, bad baby, yeah. She's awesome. She has made so much money on Only fans.

Oh, no. Doing what? That's the one, Amy. I thought you could do all kinds of things on there. But people don't do all kinds of things. things on there. I thought you could like... You could just do pictures of your feet. You can knit, but I don't even pay for that.

Okay. So... They cash me outside girl, bad baby, 18 years old, says she has so much money from OnlyFans that she could retire right now. She will pay cash for her $4 million dollar Florida home. She credits the adult content streaming

platform having earned $1 million in her first stream days after turning 18. Are dudes getting naked on this? Probably, I don't know if it was. Research, lunchbox. I just never see guys coming out going, I made a lot of money on. You don't hear that. I don't.

Mike, are there any dudes? Do you ever see any news stories about that? Nobody wants to answer. Everyone, even if they know no one wants to say yes to? And I'll just go Google. Only fans, dudes. Log in. You got it.

The fingerprint comes up where you can automatically log in. It recognizes. Welcome, Lunchbox. What do you see there? It's locked right now. Oh, you've been on too many times? Just sign up with your Facebook. Incorrect password too many times.

You're trying to log in? Email, producer Eddie. Americans are spending $765 more a month than they did in 2020 when a ton of business were closed, when everybody's supposed to stay inside, but now it's like letter rep, tater chip. Yeah. Do you guys find you're spending more money? Mostly it's food out. Mostly it's like eating out.

Yeah, because you're going places tomorrow. Americans are spending an average of 765. more bucks a month. That's a lot. Whoa. A lot of money. I see, gosh, wow, so we were saving a lot in 2020. Maybe, but also we're making a lot. Exactly. I know we, everybody took it, just depending on how you look at it. That seems like, that seems like an abnormal amount of money.

Like to jump. I mean, you're talking $8,000 a year. I think what's getting us is the delivery groceries, the ones that get delivered. We started doing that because of the pandemic, but now we still do it. So, I mean, I probably get home and find groceries on my doorstep every other day. Whereas, you know, back in the day, you would just go once to the grocery store a week or whatever or every other week and that was it. We eat out too much. Just because mostly it's my fault because she's like, hey, I will cook whatever. I'm a pretty picky eater.

I don't like onions. Don't like, well, I don't like if I can see onions. She's told me I don't mind onions because she will cook onions so small in things. And I know. I'm like, it's the greatest thing ever. You're like a kid. Apparently, I don't like to see onions. But she's like, hey, let's figure out what we're going to eat, and I never figured out.

And so then I'm like, why don't we just go? We'll go get food. We'll order food. We waste so much money on that. She cooked last night. She air-fried salmon, which was so good. That air-friar is much. Oh, I still use it.

We use it all the time. She air-fried salmon. She made a peach, arugula, and goat cheese salad. Whoa. Which was amazing. And when we do that Uncle Ben's rice, that you can put in the microwave and you peel the top of it off and it's like instant rice, which is really good.

We had that for dinner last night, and it was good. But I learned from her how to make these little snacks. Sometimes we'll just go and find stuff in the cupboard and go like, why don't you combine these things? So what we do, I will air-fried two peaches. I love peaches. Cut the peaches up into little slips. Put them in paper.

Lay in the air-friarer with paper. Partchement paper. Whatever that crafts call is brown. I just don't want somebody to think. throw paper into their air fryer. They would have. I'd have been like, well, I said what I said. I don't know the difference.

I just know that I grabbed the one she showed me. I put the parchment paper in. I put the peaches in there. I cook those for 10 minutes in the air fryer. I then dumped them out. We have pecans. I like pecans and we did a deal with pecan, the pecan people.

And I crumble up pecans, some full, some knot, put them over it, and then I do a little bit of agave over it. Oh, man. You mix it together. Caramelize it. A little healthy treat. Mmm. And it's amazing.

Because I love peaches. And so I'll do that snack now, too, and it's pretty easy to do. Sounds really good, actually. I told her, I said, I'm going to make a video doing this. I'm going to call it the Bobby Peaches. Oh, my gosh. She gets so mad. And she was like, why do you have to name everything after you?

There's a little peach stand on the highway near my house or like a main road. Oh, so good. To find a soft peach, it's a treat. Are they all hard? Oh, yeah. It kind of sucks right now. A lot of hard peaches. To find a good, ripe, soft peach.

I don't know that there's a finer fruit. That perfectly soft peach. Find this truck on the side of the road. Name a finer fruit than a perfectly soft peach. Strawberries? No. N, wrong. Grapes?

Wrong. Apples. Like it's so... Like it's factual. No. Pineapple. Oh, pineapple's delicious. Mango.

All wrong. But here's the thing. Oh, yeah, mango. I love it. You know the fruit that I found that's really good that I didn't even know was a real fruit that I thought people just made up? Grapes. A dragon fruit.

Oh, yeah. The pink one? It's a thing and you like, lick the thing out of it? I think it's a dragon. It's dragon fruit. Mike, show me with dragon food on the screen. It's white with little black dots on the inside. Oh, it's white.

Maybe we cut it and then I lick the inside of it. Nah, that's not what I like. Is this something you tried? I like dragon fruit. That's pretty good, but that's not the one I thought it was. I don't know. I had some fruit, and I was like this is one of the greatest fruit I've ever had. One of the greatest fruits ever had.

I don't know what it was. You like cut it and you lick it out. Are you like supposed to lick it out or it's just what you do? You're supposed to, I think, Oh yeah, it is white with black dots. Is there a seed in that fruit you're eating? Let me call Caitlin. She may know.

Have y'all ever had the candy grapes or the cotton candy grapes? No? I've had cotton candy grapes. They were amazing. They're so amazing. There's a fruit called a French bulldog. What? That's a good one.

That's a dog. She may not answer. Oh, they get a whole thing of fruit here on the screen. Didn't you have frozen grapes at your wedding? I heard. I didn't have them. Yeah. That was good. We did.

Yeah, I guess when people got to your wedding, which we weren't part of that. Oh, that's a refreshing treat. It was fun about my wedding. It was also a surprise for me when I got down to it. What? I didn't do a lot of the planning, so it was a surprise. You're like, this is nice. I was like, wow, look at all this.

If she calls back, I'll get the fruit thing here. I think that's it for today. I got a few things I've got to do after the old show here. Thank you guys. Is there anything you want to say? Amy, do you have an episode of anything out? I had a fifth thing come out yesterday And then tomorrow

Thursday, my episode with Chris Hansen is on How did that go? It was really good. I mean, I feel like I just as a parent wanted to know more about like online predators And just is, I just straight up asked him What would you say to a parent that's like, Oh, that'll never happen to my kid

And his exact response was a wake up And that, as a parent that hit me Because, well, we can kind of be in denial Of like, or naive to think that, oh, well, these predators, they're not going to ever be able to infiltrate my family, but it happens all the time, apparently. That'll be tomorrow? That goes up tomorrow morning. Well, midnight tonight, technically.

On the Bobby cast, I have Lacey K. Boots on Friday, who's got a great new EP coming out, a newer on American Idol, mentor her. She's really one of my favorite people. I've mentored on that entire show. But now she signed a big record deal. You know, I saw it the Opry last night, Tierra. Oh, yeah. I love. She played?

Yeah, it was her Opry debut. That's cool. and was like, man, you are so, and I tell her that every time. I've done a few things with at this point. I was like, I'm so pumped to see that you signed a record deal. Like, everybody that didn't sign you, they're going to look back and regret not signing you. Because she is, she's obviously a really good singer, but there's just something about her. Like, she's funny. She's like, kind of, like, extremely country, but then kind of, she's just, it's just right on. She's great. So she was performing last night at the opera. I was leaving when she was walking in,

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