The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (10-20-21)

Episode Date: October 20, 2021

Bobby talks about Garth Brooks announcing he will be playing 2 shows at the Ryman in Nashville. Bobby shares a story about a time he went to test out new material at the Bluebird and has a very awkward moment. Eddie had to return the Hyundai Tucson back to Bobby and it was sad. We also get into a discussion of how Bobby was worried of dying alone. Mike D shares a situation in which construction workers are using the bathroom in his backyard. We also play another round of Blank Slate. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's doing them, and they're going to be COVID compliance, so they're not going to be packed out. And it's at the Riemann. And it's like Garth, not a big mass of, you know, big drums and flames. And it's basically going to be an acoustic show. where he tells just stories about songs in his career. Let's go. I saw him do this in Vegas is really one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. It was just him and a guitar.

I don't know this is going to be just him and a guitar, but it was just him and a guitar telling stories and also playing covers about songs that he loves and songs that inspired him. Ticket was a little steep at the time because it was at the wind, but it was worth it. Just loved it. And so Garth Brooks is doing two intimate shows at the Riemann.

Man, that's also, like, that La Vegas show you went to, that was also a time when he hadn't been touring for years. He quit. You quit because he wanted to be a dad. And then Steve Wynn would fly him back and forth. Crazy. And then he would just leave out in the morning, go to a show, and either fly back the next morning or fly back that night, which is wild.

And Garth, you never know, could show up at the Bluebird Cafe at any time, too. Like, that Bluebird's pretty cool if you can get in. It's tough to get in. You know, it was made wildly popular by the show Nashville. It's also cool for tourists even outside of that show Nashville because it's where songwriters go and play. Yeah. You know, I've played four or five times there, and it's, there's like 60 people in there.

That's it. But you kind of never know. And there's not a surprise every single time, or there's not even a surprise probably once a week. But once a month, maybe somebody shows up pretty cool. Once I had written some new stuff, and I was like, I need to practice this somewhere before I go. I was doing my stand-up tour. And they have so many big country artists that just pop into the Bluebird. That's what it's known for.

And so I called the owner of the Bluebird. and I said, hey, a couple new songs. And I can practice them all day to myself, but you don't know where the laughs are going to come really until you play them in front of people. Same thing with a joke. You can write a joke, and you don't know it's good until you actually put it out in front of someone.

And so I'd written these songs with a friend, and I was like, I need to go practice. I'm called her. I said, hey, I'm going to come up. I said, can I slide in one of these slots on like a Wednesday or Thursday and just play a couple? And she's like, yeah, no problem.

So I go and she's like, come to the back door because the front door, everyone's already sitting and they're already looking at the direction of, you know, the songwriter that's playing or the artist. Sometimes they're in a circle, sometimes they're on a stage. And that night, they were on the front stage. And so she's like, come in the back, and we got a couple slots for you.

I was like, great. So I go and I get my guitar and I drive over. It's like a seven-minute drive over to the Bluebird. I park in the back. And I walk in and she's like, okay, you're going to go on at like 10 minutes. He'll introduce you. And I also know that the Bluebird is known for, at times,

Garth Brooks will come out. You can name any big singer's song, Maron Morris may show up. And everyone knows that, so they're kind of just on the edge of their seat anyway going, this is really cool, and at any moment somebody massive could come out. And I'm not thinking about this at all. I'm thinking, okay, I got to remember my punchlines

and my jokes, I got to remember, because I'm using this as a practicum for when I go out and play it in theaters. And so I hear the guy that's, doing kind of the emceeing, announcing, setting up the axe. It goes, all right, Nashville, I know you've heard that sometimes we get the biggest stars coming by for surprises. And I'm like, oh my God, I hope he's not talking about me.

And he goes, everybody comes and they wonder what superstars coming out next here at the Bluebird? And I'm like, oh, please, please, please, God. And I'm looking around, I'm like, is Willie here? Is there somebody? Is Al Dean standing by? Like, please don't be doing this buildup for me because they're about to be sorely disappointed. And he's like, you

would know him from so many things. He is the king. And he says, like, king of country music. And what he means to say is like, right? And so people are now thinking it's George straight. And he goes, I mean, I swear he was like 45 seconds long of this buildup. And I think

it would have been cool for people because it was a surprise had they just been like, oh, by the way, surprise to do some new material Bobby Jones is here. And I know that he was really putting in the work for me. Like, I think his intentions were as pure as could be, but people were just hyped. Like they thought Carrie Underwood was coming out.

And they're like, he's like, oh, prepare yourself. Here he is. Bobby Bones. And I heard the crowd go, oh. Wow. That's excellent. They started to Google you. They were like, I think half of them had to.

Half of them had to Google. A fourth of them was happy. Another fourth of them were disappointed. And so it was really, for me to be able to be able to be able to. to make that call to go up and do that is super convenient and amazing that I can just go, hey, I'd come play a couple songs as the Bluebird.

And for them to feel like, hey, they're really going to hype me up. Appreciate it that. But I think I disappointed the audience more than I excited them in the end. Like the net gain was a loss. Because it was really a built-up, like, you're about to be in for a treat. I'm like, ooh, it's a dirks.

And to half the people, they're like, what? This guy doesn't count down on the weekend. Like he sets up number 22, you know? So that was, that to me was, that was a humbling experience. But to see Garth do that would be awesome. And to see Garth and the rhyming would be awesome. Yeah. So did they end up laughing at your songs? Yeah, they did.

I had to win them back. Some of them I had to win back over. And I did have to, I looked down and you mentioned Google, I did see a couple people with me on their phones. Maybe they were just double checking. Well, the great thing too about that on the other side of it is, because I will go and I'll play the opera and I'll either do stand-up or Eddie and I'll go and do some raging idiot stuff. It just kind of depends on what season I'm in creatively. And for people that are at the Opry and they don't know who I am at all,

where it's a bit of a challenge at first, like I can appreciate that because they're not just like, here's the guy from the Bobby Bone show, the radio show, or here's the guy that mentors on American Idol for, you know, four minutes each episode. So I get to go out and be the comedian to some people. And that's a good thing, too, because... And that's the hardest crowd to win. Of all the shows that I do, the Grand Ole Opry is the hardest show to do as a comedian

because they don't expect a comedian to come out. They didn't come to see a comedian. They mostly don't know who you are. And their ages are 6 to 80. Yeah. And so if I do any jokes about current events, third of the audience is completely lost. Another third,

eh. And if you're only playing to the third that does care, it doesn't feel like anyone's laughing. So when you can win that audience, and now I've done it so many times, I think I've, as a comedian, I've done it 12 or 13 times in editing. I've played it four or five times. When you win that audience, that's a good feeling because you know you kind of earn that. But it's a tough, it's a tough audience.

You throw in a Ronald Reagan joke or something in there, too? Gerald Ford knew what I was saying, right guys? Huh? Huh? Thank you. Yeah, huh? How about Nixon on laughing, huh? Remember that episode?

Am I right? Hey, where's the beef? Those are good commercials. So. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the deal. The Opry's about to have their 5,000th episode, Saturday episode. Wow.

At the show? Yeah, cool. Yeah, cool. That Garth show will be cool. I know I did a whole little thing there based on that, but that's what triggered in my mind. Eddie had to return the Hyundai Tucson back to me. I did. It was fun.

I had it for about a week. Great, huh? I love it, man. Like, I drive a Jeep, and I love my Jeep. But sometimes, you know, like this past week, I get to enjoy, like, a quiet ride home. It's not, like, rattley canvas going around, like, the Jeep. And, like, heated seats and stuff like that. Like, cameras?

I've never had a car with cameras in it. The Hyundai Tucson, when you hit the blinker, it shows you a camera on the side of the car. So you don't, it shows your blind spot, so you don't run into someone when you're changing lanes. I need that. It shows you the whole thing. Amazing. It's awesome. And I obviously drive it a lot.

So thank you for that. I was happy to get it back. But I was worried. I was like, is Eddie on the insurance? Yeah, I was. I was from when I did my walk from West Virginia down in Tennessee. Oh, yeah. There was a woman who didn't know she was sleeping feet away from a decomposing body.

Oh, my. It was there six to eight weeks in an apartment next to her. Oh. Whoa. I bet that didn't smell good. Well, that's the question, right? Like, do you, when does it start to smell? You know?

Imagine sleeping a few feet from a dead body. And that's what was happening. During quarantine, Reagan Bailey, was living in a 250 square foot apartment. During that time, she did notice a smell. And then over time, it continued to get worse. And then she started to get headaches. She notified the building manager.

Bugs started to show up. But that didn't go anywhere. So she and her boyfriend got the cops involved on a wellness check for her neighbor. Oh, wow. Okay. So, I mean, the smell can begin anywhere from 24 to 72 hours. The cops went in, opened the door, a thousand bugs came out. These are apartments that are right next to each other.

And it was like instant puke fest, they said. And there was a decomposing body up there. Oh, my. That's why I'm happy to be married. Why is that? Because she'll find you? No, because I won't decompose and die lonely. That's what I mean.

She'll find you. She'll find you. Before you do that. No, not dead. No, no, no, no. I don't have to die being alone. More than she'll find my dead body. It's more about not dying alone.

Oh. You're probably worried about that a lot, huh? Before you found her? Yeah. But do you picture? if you die, she dies. Well, here was the pressure. No, I don't think that.

You hold hands. The pressure for me was one of two things. One, I need to create, and just thinking about this situation, because I'll be like, dang, I'm probably going to die alone, and I can have anybody by my side. No kids, no wife, nothing like that. That was a real fear. Or it was, I have to get so rich

that I can just hire people to be with me when I die. Dang. Those were the two, but those are only two options you have. It's like Elvis. Elvis had like a dude that just hung out with him. otherwise, if you're, I mean, think about it, it sucks for people. They're old and don't have any money. Because who's with it?

And that makes, that sad. And I say that in a sad way, but I would think that was going to be me. I was going to be old and broke and have no family. And then you're just, it sucks. And then you just die alone. And so that was constantly a, not a fear, but it existed in my brain. Yeah. I have things like that that exist in my brain, especially, like I, my parents divorced.

So they were, and by the time my dad, was elderly, he was single again. And so I took care of my mom when she had cancer and my dad had cancer. So both near their death, I was by their side. So like, they had kids that could take care of them, right? If they didn't have us, I don't know what they would have done. So I was thinking I have adopted kids and they're great,

but they're still new. So thoughts that I have is like, are they really going to feel bonded to me as their mom for life to where when I'm, because the things I had to do for my parents were very difficult and very hard as a caregiver and taking care of them and a lot of things that I can't that are a little traumatic

and I don't know that my kids it's because I love my parents that way but like well my that's a fear that I'm going to get old and somehow I'm going to be alone and my kids are not going to want to take care of me you do have a husband though I say I don't I don't know say you don't right but I mean I didn't even have a wife right

I know I was running straight butt naked through the woods I understand having those thoughts for sure when you did, but even when you're married, like, I don't know, will I, I, I don't know what that will look like, but a fear has been that I will not, my kids will be like, oh, we're not going to take care of you. Well, the way I fought that fear was, I'm going to make a whole bunch of monies. I have to have maids, I have maids that take care of me just so I'm not alone. Oh, yeah. Like worst case scenario is if I have a bunch of money, I just have staff that take care of me.

Yeah. And that's a pretty sucky feeling. Yeah. But it's still better than the other where you're just alone and have nobody. So part of my motivation was when I die, I at least want to be able to pay for people to take care of me. But now I don't worry about that. I'm buried. But I was thinking about the other night.

I was like, that's a constant thought with me. Like, eventually I'm going to get old. We all get old. We're all going to get old. We're all going to die. Hopefully we get old. We may not get old. We may die before then.

And who's going to be there? I think it's cool that, you know, we changed our kids' diapers and took care of them and then their turns coming. like when we're about to die. Like, yeah, you get to change my diaper. I don't think it's that. I don't think it's that way. Like the kids, well, I personally having been there, I think for parents, it's actually like the worst feeling. Like the, I think my dad, the latest example, I think that he was devastated by the fact that I would have to do that kind of thing.

Like it hurt. Like he did not want me to have to do that. But of course I did it because I loved him, but he was like, it was embarrassing for him. See, I feel like we sacrifice so much for our kids, you know, like diapers and we buy all this. stuff for him. We have shelter for them and everything. We feed them. And then it's our turn. Well, with that logic, and I love it. Love the logic. Right. But let me just impose a little bit of your own logic back on you. Okay. You got to do that with your parents. Change their diapers. Yeah. I get it. And when you do it, you're like, hey, you did this for me. But you're, but you're only

thinking about your kids to you, but are you thinking about you to your parents? I'm telling you, I'm not going to want to, but hey, while I'm changing my mom's diet, it's a weird thought. But while I'm changing my parents diapers. I'm going to be like, hey, you did this for years for me. So I'm going to gladly do it for you. Right. Yes. We do that because we love them. But they might not be like, yes, finally, you're changing mine because I changed yours. Because there's this level of like, you don't want your kids to have to go through that. Yeah, I get it. Let's see. Yay. Fun topic. I need to order lunch in a second, too. I'm going to just do it on. Order lunch? Oh, what are you getting? I don't know. I got it. To here or to your house? To my house.

Oh. Yeah. Because after we finish this, we got to shoot videos. And I can time it just right where right when I'm getting home, food is getting there. And that's the best. Yeah. There have been times where I have pulled in behind the Uber-Aid driver. That's cool.

And I'm like, and he's like looking for somebody. I'm like, right here, buddy. Here I am. Pulled in right behind you. That's a good one. And I'm hungry. We have workers working on the yard right now. We're extending the gate part of the yard where Eller can run around because she will run out of the yard.

She now will jump a fence. And she's become a really good dog, but we're extending that. And like, have I talked about the burrito yet? The burrito or the cigarettes? No, no, no, no. Randomly, I don't know if someone, like, left their lunch in the garage or, like, where they're doing the work on the gate, but there was a burrito and peppers.

And Stanley, he gets to run around in the garage and in the yard a little bit. He found it and just started eating all the burrito and peppers. Oh, no. And I think they left it behind. But, I mean, we just kept waiting for him to explode. because if he gets a bite of people food, he explodes. That fat sucker never exploded. We watched his poop for four days.

Really? He ate burrito and peppers and rocked it. So what were the cigarettes? Yeah, what about the cigarettes? He smoked those? No, the second thing was Elerated a pack of cigarettes that someone had left working on the gate. Oh, no.

Is she addicted to nicotine now? And now she has a problem. She just wants a patch. Yeah. She's dipping now. She's like, got to get her fix. But that's what we're doing right now with those two dogs. Let's see here.

Speaking of home and things happening around the house, Mike D. has some, your neighbors have workers at their place? Yeah, they're building a new house next to mine. Oh, a whole new house. A whole new house. It was just an empty lot. Now there's a house being built. And now what's the situation? Well, the workers are there all day, so they have to go to the bathroom somewhere. And the other day, I just see the guy walking out towards the back, and they're peeing in the backyard. Of your house?

Of our backyard. And every time I see them, then they go out there. Why would they not pee in the backyard of the house they're building? I don't know, because it's like a, it's kind of. of a join-together backyard. And the part in my backyard, there's kind of like a, like, bushes and stuff where you can go and kind of hide, but I could see you. Right in the backyard.

Did you go, buddy, did you say anything? No. You should. Hey. Had they done it since? Yeah. They have. Interesting.

We were having our barn redone. And they brought in, there's an outhouse. Porter potty? Portipar. That's what they usually do when they do construction. That's surprising to me. They don't have a porta potty there. No.

Yeah, they... Because I had to hire a porta potty to rent to leave at the house. So did I. When our garage was getting built, we were required to have a porta potty present. What's cool is when I walk my dog around the neighborhood and they're building a house or whatever, like, and I got to pee, I just use the porta potty. No. Why not? I bet that's cleaner than doing it at a concert, and I've done that many times.

And sometimes I'm on the other side of the hood. I'm not going to make it back to my house. Here's the disgusting thing about porta potty's everything. Secondly, it's almost... And when you walk in, you almost have to look in the hole. You always look in the hole. See what's in there. It's disgusting. Why do you look in the hole?

I don't want to look in the hole. Amy, you don't look in there? Don't want to look in the hole. It's got pretty bad moment. I don't want to either. I don't want to. So why would I? Exactly.

We do. We do. I can't. It's awful. I'm like gagging right now thinking about it. Do you look in the hole, might? Yeah, you got to see how full it is. What?

You look in the hole? Every time. Ray? I mean, yeah, that's how you know if it's going to splat on. No, no, no, no, no. What you do is you take toilet paper and you wad up a ton of it and you put it down the hole so that all you see is the toilet paper. Sometimes it's a deep drop. Yeah, that's a waste, Amy.

No, Ray's right about the- Amy hates the environment. No. It's a lot of toilet paper. I hate porterpotties. And I want to put the toilet paper there to protect as a barrier for when I'm peeing. Nothing like slats up. Morgan, do you look in the hole?

The porta-pottie hole? I've tried. I don't see anything. What do you mean you don't see anything? It's dark. Oh, you go at night. We don't have light. That's why you drop toilet paper down there.

Yeah, how do we even get on this? Oh, my story. What are you doing? What are you doing about? I don't know what to do. Tell them to stop. I don't know. Whistle at them?

I wouldn't. Yeah, that. If you see, I'm doing it. Hey, guys, hey, try not to pee in my backyard. They'll stop. Okay. It'll just take one instance of you going, hey, guys, you can't. Or maybe they don't know what's your yard.

Maybe they think it's part of that yard. Is it any chance? That's true? No, they can see it's next door you are. They're peeing on the side of his house. Okay. Now they're out to get Mike. They're peeing on the bricks of his house.

What are we going to say, Amy? I don't know. I'm trying to think of how he could do it. I just don't think I would have the guts to be able to say something, and maybe Mike does. But I'm like, how can you, can you just leave some water bottles, empty water bottles with a note and be like, here, pee in these. Water bottles? Amy hates the environment. That's another one, Amy.

No, empty jugs that they can urinate in. Can you not just buy a bunch of aerosol hairspray and just spray it all over, all over. No, I'm just trying to think of a way to help them with a solution because clearly they have to use the bathroom. And I don't want them to feel embarrassed. So I would leave some sort of a thing for them to pee into. Who won yesterday in Blank Slate? Morgan? Did I?

I don't know. It was what I'm saying. Nobody knows I did. I think Morgan. You want more round, guys? Yes, please. All right, we'll do five cards. And you're the card guy again?

Yeah. After this, I'll let somebody else be the card guy. All right, so this is the game's called Blank Slate. I'll give you the blank. We'll see which word matches. Blank seat. We would do this already. Interesting.

We did that one. We did? Yeah, yeah. Oh, now I thought toilet seat just because. There we go. Blank table. Blank table. I'm in.

So what they're going to do is come up with their word for it. I'm going to go with... In. Hmm. Don't think so hard. First thing that comes to your head. Okay. Got it.

What do you have? Card. Table. Ooh, dinner table. Dinner table. Poker. I have Knights of the Roundtable. What?

Roundtable. Those T-shirt? They wear the shirts? I just have roundtable. Don't whatever. Me, it's how I, you're trying to match me. No points. Good job.

I know, but who was going to say roundtable? Hey, since me and Morgan number two match, do we get points? No. In the original game. Yes. Not this game, though. Okay. Morgan.

Yeah, the real rules are different just for people listening. Anyway, it's fun. You can do what you want, I guess. All right, blank control. Oh. Huh? Blank control. And the word I'm going to use?

I'm in. In. The word I'm going to use off to the P. Really? Give her a prince. Oh, my gosh. Stop that. What?

Prental? No, Princess. Control. It's not. I picked pest control. What? What do you have? Birth control.

Oh, what do you have? Remote control. Morgan. Air control. Oh. Remote. Wow. I thought Bobby would go birth.

How did you not get remote? Well, we can start thinking of that print song. What did you say again? It's called... No, no, no, no, you're a real one. Pest control. Oh, pest, okay. That's a good one, I guess.

Blank hole. Oh, my gosh. Can we? What's Bobby gonna say? Can we? You're trying to match it with me, blank hole. Well, now I can't think of anything else. Well, just say it.

Literally. Okay, fine. I got it. I got two bones. Ray? I just didn't think we could say it, but so I put deep hole. What? What?

Deep hole. What? What is the deep for? I don't know. But? No, just a deep hole. But. Eddie?

Butthole. Amy? Donut hole. The answer is butthole. Yeah. Let's go. I thought you would be like that's too obvious. I do whatever.

I'm not, you guys are trying to match what I'm thinking here. So what do we get at one point for that? Yeah, you two got one point. I know. Blank ache. Deep. Everybody in? Yeah, I'm in.

Ray? Head. Morgan? Back. Eddie? Head. Amy. Head.

Heartache. Oh, my gosh. It's just being different. I'm not. That's what I thought. It's gonna be a heartache tonight. See? Blank power.

Last one. If there's a tiebreaker, we'll go to it. Blank power. Come on, bones. Blank power. Come on, bones. I can't think of one here. Hold on.

We can do this. Okay, I'm in. Blank power. Everybody in? No, in. Amy's struggling to write in. I'm struggling. Electrical.

Decent answer. Power. Wrong. Ray. Well, not wrong. No wrong. Higher power. Oh, good one.

Ooh, good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Good one. Super. Power. Ooh, good one.

That's good. Turtle power. Come on, bones. Come on. We got it. For the win, I put horsepower. Oh. So Eddie and Morgan are

Tiebreaker again Okay Okay here we go guys Blank tag Blank tag All right dude We got this Morgan for the wind

I keep your winning street going Shirt tag Eddie Laser tag I put freeze tag Spot blank All right buns we got this Spot blank

convincing me if something I've already written my answer down. Spot blank. Okay. Morgan? Clean? Spot clean? I don't know. I thought that. I thought that. Eddie? On. Spot on. I have spot on.

Yeah! Yes! Nice. Amy, or whomever, Morgan, whoever? Will you explain the rules of the board game while I look at grab some food here? Yeah. So what you want to do is actually you don't want to match with a bunch of people. you want to match with just one person because you don't want it to be the obvious and you're going to get more points

if you just match with one person. You want that match. If you match with nobody, no points. But like if Morgan and I guess the same thing, that is great. But if Morgan and Eddie and I guess the same thing, we don't get as many points. Yeah, one point.

So it works like that. You still get points if you match. Yes, but you just don't get as many. What are you doing on your phone? You Venmoing? He's ordering food. Benmoing. You didn't win money for me just now?

No, is no money on that game? No. What would I like for lunch today, guys? And the game is called Blink Sleep. Thai food. Not for lunch. Really? What?

It's only dinner or what? Thai food's more of a dinner thing. Really? Yeah. Arby's shows up. Ooh. Do you want a salad? Chopped.

We went to chop the other night. It's pretty good. It's not. Yeah, maybe mine. It was pretty good. I've had much better nights it chopped. Did you get the Mexican tinga? Or Tinga, Mexican?

Can't you just make that? I don't know what that is. Can't you make that at home? Can't you make all the stuff at home? If you just get the right at home? Salad's easy, dude. Chop, chop, chop. No, it's like chicken, black beans, tortilla chips.

So you do all that at home and mix it up. Okay, you have to go to the store and get every single ingredient. Or you can go to the restaurant. Eddie, you don't eat out? Not for a salad. Maybe I'm going to do this place called. Yeah, it's out for pizza. Chill spot.

No, I deliver that. I'm going to do a buffalo chicken wrap. Nice. From B-dubs? Mm-mm. A healthier-ish place. Wing stop? No.

Zaxby's. I can't think of any more buns. What don't want for a side? I want a side salad or fresh cut fruit. Wingstreet. No wing street? Papa Johns! No, it's called the chill spot.

Oh. No, I see, I don't want to lettuce. I heard of that place. Frequently bought together. Nah, I don't care about that. Then I'm going to get some bubble tea. Morgan, do you drink bubble tea now? I do. My boyfriend got me into it.

Pretty good, huh? It kind of tastes like you're drinking dipping dots. Yeah. That sounds good. So good. Okay, got this. What flavor do I want? Strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, watermelon.

No. You want fruit. Strawberry. Let me get watermelon. Okay. Don't want extra boba. What? That's the chewy stuff.

Those are the little balls. Excuse me? And they go through the straw. Where do you guys eat? They don't have that of chilies. Oh. I used to get it at the mall when I was in... Boba?

40 minutes. Yeah, Boba, that's a little... Well, mall. In Austin. Oh, crap. Like, uh, there was a little kiosk. McDonald's Chick-fil-A at the mall. Luca pizza.

No, they also had bubble tea or something. All right, I think I ordered it Face ID. Boom, done. Got my lunch. You seem far away from this address. That is correct, because I'm ordering it to home. Yes. Takes a second to load up.

I'll order check, check. And it is confirming, and I have now ordered lunch. Yes. All right. That's a wrap. All right. All right, we're done. On that note, we'll end.

Amy, what's happened on your podcast? Today, Wednesday? Well, yesterday you have that. Oh, yesterday, yeah, is my fifth thing that goes up. And I think that we talked about, oh, tools for changing the narrative. of like sometimes if something happens to us, we have a filter screen that we put it through. And my therapist friend, Catherine, was on just talking about how you can like change that story in your head so that it doesn't have to affect you depending on the filter. It's very therapy related, but we got a question about it.

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I've done in a long time What is he playing Keith's band? Bass and is the musical leader Okay Yeah Jerry Flowers Kind of picture Bald guy, Shave Bald But it's great to be up Friday

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