The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (10-27-21)

Episode Date: October 27, 2021

Bobby starts the post show by talking to Casper who is our program director in Pittsburg. He tells us about what his job is as a program director and how he met his wife doing radio. Bobby and Amy on feeling that you know people from Instagram but have never actually met them. We also talk about a strange Texas A&M Halloween tradition that looks like a cult. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, thanks to everybody who watches and listens to this. You'd be amazed at how many people stream this on the podcast. We're about to set a new record for most podcasts ever listened to it a month. Okay. Which is wild to me because we just set a record like two months ago. But we're so close to hitting a new mark when the millions and millions that we have listened to this podcast, aside from the radio show. And so just crazy to me.

So thanks for listening to the show. Some people like this better. I personally think the best content goes into the radio. show, but the best, like, crap that just happens organically that we don't expect happens here. Now, what used to be cool was the radio show used to be, well, the best of both versions. Because we didn't play any songs. We just came in for five hours and let it rip. But I just, I'm grateful that you guys will listen to this post show. So thank you very much. I do. We have a new program director in Pittsburgh on Big 104.7. You can put him on the phone,

if you don't mind. His name is Casper. Casper, how are you? Bobby, what's going on, man? So Casper, I have, I don't know if I've ever actually met Casper in person. I feel like I know him because we've been radio people for so long. Have we ever met? We had one time at the I-Heart Radio Music Festival. I'm like one of the first ones. I think it was really quick.

Ten years ago? I am such a douche. I hate when that happens. I am the worst human being possibly. Whatever, man. Casper was on in Chicago against us when we were on in Chicago, the same station, not the same day part, but Casper and I've always kept in touch, and I've been a big fan of his, but now he runs our station in Pittsburgh. They just hired him. So when you go in to be a program

director at a radio station, like what do you do as soon as you go in? Like, what's your job day one? Well, for me, the first thing was going to the help desk for about a week, just trying to get set up with everything. So I would just spend hours and hours on the help desk, getting set up with email. But, I mean, seriously, I was a PD, you know, you go in and you listen to the imaging for the Bobby Bone Show and you make sure it all sounds good and and uh you might you know make a tweak here tweak there you know just just little things like that you know caspar and his wife is your wife still in radio she is not but you're used to both be in radio right that is correct we did and did you meet while you were both doing radio we did actually yeah um i was doing nights at uh

All of our top 40 stations in IHart are called Kiss. I was doing night to kiss, and she was doing overnight to mix. But we were just friends. We were friends. And when she left, that's when we started dating. So we never were co-workers dating. Are you sure? You sure are emphasizing that a lot.

It's almost like you're hiding something. I mean, it's like 20 years ago, so it should be fine now. But still, no, we were just friends at the time and that she left and started dating. And here we are, you know, all these years later with three little girls. And here we are, yeah. Casper has three just adorable girls. Are you trying for a boy or are you done? Everyone asks that.

They're like, yeah, you should go for a fourth. It might be a boy. And I'm saying, I'd say, it'd be another girl. We'd have four girls. So we're good. We're good. Do you credit that to low testosterone? Maybe.

I mean, it's possible. I mean, I don't know. Lunchbox has had three boys. That's right. Not full of testosterone. I mean, you've got a deep voice. We just don't really know why things happen, right? It's true, right?

I mean, we've three girls. Again, I'm confident. I know if we had another one, maybe another girl. So nothing wrong with that, but hey. How is Pittsburgh treating you? Pittsburgh's treating me great, man. I'm from Youngstown,

which is like an hour north-west of here. So I grew up, you know, listening to a lot of Pittsburgh radio. It's a little radio geek kid. And here I am. It's kind of cool to be on here. All right. Let's put them on the spot.

Having fun. What's your, give us your couple favorite songs right now. Oh, man. Favorite song? Hmm. It would have to be If I didn't love you, that's great Love all the Lute Cone songs

Love Cold of You Fancy Light is another one If I didn't love you Oh yeah, we're ready for everything I don't really like if I didn't love you that much That's all right Yeah like if I didn't love you Maybe

Casper's running the company line because it's the number one song this week And listen I get it I'd say it too That song to me just sounds like It's an earworm It just sounds like a generic thing. I don't like ever saying anything good or bad about songs, because I fear, I don't hurt anybody's feelings. No, no, no, I don't think it's garbage.

Don't get me wrong. Right, but it's not, I'm not, once it fades away after being a number one, first of all, it just like, woof, number one so fast. And it's like, what? And then if I don't hear it ever again, I'm going to be okay. It's fine. Yeah. That's what I would say.

It's fine. but it's got two stars on it, so they can probably fart through walkie talking and get the number one in this format. Yeah. That's true.

Well, Casper, it's good to talk to you. Good luck up there, man. I hope that, you know, Pittsburgh treats you well and it's kind of home for you, or at least home-ish. Yeah. You know, what's the goal now?

Do you want to dominate Pittsburgh and, you know, take over all country music or what? That'd be awesome. I'm down for whatever, man. Domination just sounds great. I like that. Let's work on that, for sure.

For sure. But yeah, thanks for having me on, man. Do you have a good office? Is your office cool? Do I need to call Bob Pittman to get you a bigger office? That would be great. Corner, you know, in a big window.

If you could work that out, it would be awesome. I can hand it. Bob, Bob, can we get Casper a bigger office? All right, lunchbox doesn't pay attention. So I was going to be Bob Pittman, but that doesn't work. All right. All right, Casper. See you later, dude.

Good luck. See you guys. All right, bye, bye-bye. Always I'm interested. I mean, radio has such a weird job now. Just... Why? There just aren't as many jobs.

you're doing more in each job. You know, he's in Pittsburgh, so he's probably also helping that region. I don't know that's for sure. It's just such a different era from back when even I was a kid. I like this era better, but, you know, he got a call. He was not working for a long time.

He was hustling himself doing little night shows, and they're like, boom, you're going to Pittsburgh, and all of a sudden, he's whisked away. Now he's doing a big-time radio station up there. So pretty cool. I always like the guy. I'm rooting for him. I called him, though, when he got the job, and I said, hey, Gaspur, I hate that I don't remember meeting him.

Yeah, but he said it was 10 years ago, really quick. We talk online a lot. But you set yourself up for that one. Yeah, you did. That's okay, but I'm a, you know, a doucheos do that themselves. You could have just been like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and gone past that. But there are some people online you feel like you know, even though you really haven't met or spent a lot of time with. I feel like I know that.

Is there anyone you talk to a lot online that you feel like you know, but you haven't really met? Yes, I mean, there's a lot of people, like my friend Lisa, I've only met her once, but like I met her on Instagram. We finally met in person. And when we did, it was only because I was on a work trip in New York. And I met up with her. But we, I feel like I know so much about her and we only talk on Instagram. But then I feel like that's, that's okay. I feel like, like Samajie, who plays for the Bengals now.

He's running back for the Bengals. Like, we talk on, you know, Instagram. He's like, you know, text me about Arkansas. He's in about Oklahoma, but he's playing for the Bengals. I hit him off the weekend. I was like, dude, killed it this week. Like, I feel like if I ran into him, I would know him. That's weird.

And so, but I've never met him in person. I have a lot. I've just pulled up my Instagram messages. I have a few of those where I don't even know if I've actually met them. Who else want to put on that list that I don't know if I've met, but I talk to a lot? Oh, don't you know a coach, college coach? Not Arkansas. all. No, I know.

I know S.J. Tuey. We met one time. He was the literal kid to the mom that Sandra Bullock played in the movie. That's right. In the blind side. Like, he's a kid in that family. His mom is her. And we've met, but then we, yeah, we talk

a lot. We text a lot. He's now had a football operations at UCF. Yeah, okay. Which is pretty cool now that I have friends that are getting to do cool jobs. Yeah, that's awesome. So, friends like that. Well, I want a friends like that too.

Yeah. What else do we have here? So I was watching, and I mentioned this on the show yesterday, or maybe on the post show, I was watching a TikTok clip. Mike, is this from this season or a past season? Do you know? Okay, I thought so. They're playing Fireflies.

Ray, would you play me the actual song, Fireflies? This is one of the cooler TikTok videos because I'm such a sports guy, but they were at the University of Wisconsin, and they're playing the song over the PA. I don't know if they have a thing here where they knew this song was going to be played or if this is something they do every week. But listen to them play Fireflies over the stadium. That's awesome. They turn it down and they keep singing this song. But why?

The song's so old. I don't know. You know what this band needs to do is get back together and go play. Well, it's one guy. Is it? Firefly? Our city is really one guy. Yeah.

I'd like to make myself believe. Well, he needs to go play a show in Nebraska. What is this, Wisconsin? Wisconsin. That's cool. And I started talking about this clip, then I started singing in my head again. And I was like, this is one of the most underrated songs that even I underrated at all time. Lunchbox, did you find anything about why they sing that there?

I'm looking it up. They also do jump around. At the beginning of games, and that's their thing. The problem was they started to get beat a lot this year. So everybody started doing it back to them, making fun of them. Oh, that's not good. But it's still an awesome scene. Like the first full stadium that they had at Wisconsin, when they played jump around.

I mean, it almost made you emotional. Oh, I remember seeing this. They hadn't had full stadiums. And it's one of the cool. Iowa has the coolest where they wave at the children's hospital. Have you guys seen the wave? No. That's pretty awesome.

The entire, there's a children's hospital that's right by the stadium. And the entire stadium before the game turns and waves to all the kids. Oh, that's cool. It's the coolest thing, I think, in college football. I love that. So that's one. I do like jump around at Wisconsin. It's up in the top five.

Is that the one where, like, they make whatever they're doing because they're all jumping? that shakes the whole the stadium shakes but not just the stadium but like people never like the whole earth shake yeah

like we feel it here no but I knew there was something like you measure it on the Richter scale yeah

that's been happening at a few different stadiums I'm not sure if that's the case because usually it's before the game LSU's had that

happened before where they've at the university they have measured a small earthquake by that crazy but in 2009

they did this too Mike yeah I can't find anything of why they did it. All the students turn their lights on their phones too in this song. Did they have the lyrics? It's premeditated. Because everybody knew.

They had to send out a memo. Hey, we're going to do this at this point. A memo. It's cool. Interesting. To all the students? Yeah. Maybe.

Yeah. Like an email. I'm sure they, I'm sure. They have the apps now and you get a notification. They probably faxed on the info. Hey, play it again, Rick. It's super cool. You know what's weird about this clip, though, is that you can hear the stadium, but the people that are

around whoever's recording it isn't singing it at all. They're having a full conversation about something else. I think it's a full student section, like whole third of the stadium that's doing it. Yeah, so they got the memo. They got the memo, yeah. I'm looking at the comments to this because I thought maybe I could see why. And here's one

that goes, this song is over 10 years old, legendary. Here's one, I love this new tradition. Here's another one. Was at the game? There's another one. Gay. Okay. Like, what would they... Come on, man. Because people are...

Like, just enjoy it's awesome. People are so stupid in comments. People are stupid on the... internet, just in general. Like, I think this stupidity. Why would you even write that? Idiots. Anyway, I meant to bring that up yesterday, but that makes me want to go listen to that Al

City song. You didn't sing it all day. I used to think that song sucked. But I was at dinner last night with Caitlin and I was like, I like to make myself believe that planet earth is slowly. I always thought that was Death Cap, Death Cat for Cutie. I never knew it was Firefly or whatever it is. that I never really got into.

Oh, they're so good. Like, never got into Death Cab, never got into Postal Service. What about Dashboard Confessionals? Different, but a bit. A bit. It's just the Death Cab guy, sounds just like this All-City dude.

Yeah. Similar voices. But Death Cab and Postal Service. Same singer. Same singer, just slightly different vibe. And he was Zoe DeCinell's ex-husband. Yeah, they were married. So cool, man.

So cool, my, Death Cab. Death Cab, man. So much Jimbo. So, so, so. your school, Texas A&M, Mm-hmm. They have yell leaders. Yeah.

I was watching a video of them last night doing some sort of Halloween parade or something. It looks like a cult almost. How they're all dressed up and marching. Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Like who's in who's dressed up. A lot of the yell leaders, the guys. Oh. The white overalls? Well, I mean, it is

they do the movement and we mimic it back. Yeah. Amy, what's the deal with the push-ups? Like, I know if you step on the grass somewhere, people make you do push-ups. Yeah. So there's this. one part of the campus is not entire campus, but specifically this one lawn that, yeah, you do not walk on the green. And if you do, or if you're busted by someone, then yes, you're supposed to. I never.

Like, they actually make you do push-ups? Like, you don't tell them kick rocks? I mean, I don't know how people actually handled it. But I think for sure if you're a core member, and if another upper core member tells you to do something, you do it. But I wasn't in the core. Yeah, tell me. I'll tell me. I'll say you a memo.

Yeah, no way. Y'all went in a video. I mean, that's basically the military. Like, they show up, they're doing drill. But they don't own me. Well, no, if you're in the core, kind of, they do. No, I'm saying, if I just went to school there. But we respect it. Yeah, yeah, they respect it. What I watched was the flight of the great pumpkin. You guys should Google this. Interesting. Oh, boy. It looks like they're walking into Satan's chamber. I don't know what's happening here. The school yell leaders. Mike, right? How long has this been around? Flyed of the pumpkin? Flight of the pumpkin. Flight of the great pumpkin. Great pump. You never did this, Amy? Mm-mm.

And they're marching with... I was a 2-percenter. What does that mean? It means I about gave 2% care and all this stuff. Oh, okay. I mean, I loved Texas A&M and I appreciated the tradition. I just, I grew up in Austin. Like, I had friends and family that were Longhorns.

I went to A&M because my sister went there. Great school, loved it, but I wasn't, like, all in. Like, there was some people, they wouldn't eat. Like, if Taco Cabana had orange and red, red chips, they like wouldn't eat the orange ones. Oh my gosh. To the Texas. Yes. And I was like, okay, this is a little too far. Hey, scroll down just a little bit, Mike.

It says, what is the flight of the Great Pumpkin? According to the battalion, the story of the flight started in 1963 from upperclassmen looking at things to do at the expense of the fish, Fisher Freshman Cabets. Each fall, the company went holding an apple bobbing amongst the fish. Those who turned up without an apple would be wrapped in a white sheet and forced to run through a gauntlet of upper classmen holding flaming brooms. What the crap. With a pumpkin on his head.

Wow. The flight of the great pumpkin was born. I told you, I watched it, and I was like this, this is not like something I'd want to be. Oh, but you watched the old one. No, I watched it. No, there's a headline from eight hours ago that says Texas A&M's cult-like Halloween tradition is terrifying, and people are freaking out. Wow, because it's gone viral.

Has it not ever gone viral before now? Because, I mean, I've never heard of it. Okay, now I see it. But I wasn't, it seems like it's a particular, I don't know if it's all the core or just C2, which is a specific, like, unit, but... Yeah, it says C2. Definitely weird. Yeah, it's a specific group.

Like, it, there was different, it's weird, because you would be friends with certain core members, almost like sororities, like, depending on which unit or company you were part of, like... So the core, are they actual military people? They get commissioned in at graduation, yeah. So a lot

of people, they immediately at graduation sign, and then they immediately flow right into the Army, the Navy, the the Air Force. I thought it was like ROTC or something. Yeah, did. It's like next level. Like, you're commissioned as an officer.

I think it's kind of like that. Yeah, yeah. The same as that. Keanu Reeves dropped a bunch of Rolexes on his crew. Dang. That's nice. I saw them too, and he inscribed on the back underneath it. It was like, hey, thanks for being in John Wick and put their names on it.

It's pretty awesome. That's so cool. I mean, and, you know, all the guys are showing their watches. But Keanu Reeves gave the stunt crew on John Wick Chapter 4, the best gift ever, they said, personalized Rolex watches. Each watch was engraved with a personal message. This Keanu guy, I've been telling you for a long time.

He's a real deal. And you guys used to make fun of me. You haven't met him? I had a crush on Keanu before having a crush on Keanu. It was cool. You did? No, I haven't met him. I really don't want to.

I was shooting something for Fox Business a couple years ago, and they were shooting one of these movies right outside in trailers. In L.A.? In New York. Oh. And I was with Kennedy, who has a show on Fox Business. this was a friend of mine, and she was like, Keano's right out there.

We could try to go out there and meet him because she knew him from back in the MTV days. And I was like, I'm okay. I don't really like to meet people when they're not ready to be met, especially if it can make me think less of them and it not be their fault. That's so smart of you.

Like he could have just been busy and been like, hey guys, how's it going? And that I've been like, oh man, he didn't like kiss me on the table. You know, because Keanu didn't give me $100. Yeah. So I chose not to, but I know, you know, I'm lucky enough to get to meet people who are famous,

and I realize the people who are famous most of the time are not that good of people. You get the occasional real winner. Like Luke Bryan yesterday, Morgan was talking about in the skinny, who got under the car and changed the tire. Awesome. That doesn't make you mad, Eddie? What? Because you say you pull over and help people, and it doesn't, I mean, no one.

So you're stopping. You're not going to pull over anymore. I'm not with Brian. Eddie's isn't about being famous. No. Like I literally just ask people for help. And then they're like, lock their doors. Like, no, I'm fine.

Someone's coming. Right. Leave me alone. Eddies isn't. I ask people for help and they don't. put me on the news. That's you, lunchbox. That's what I'm saying. I'd be upset if I was you. Like, you'd do it and Luke Brian does it one time and it's the biggest story in America.

Because he's famous and stories. Yeah, Luke's really famous. Stories like to put Luke in them because they get clicks. And it was a great story, but that's the Luke I know, normal dude Luke. I got to spend a lot of time with them through the last four years doing American Idol. Aside from this show. But I would expect if Luke's someone broken out, he would stop and fix their car. Now, do you think she asked, hey Luke, is it okay if I've been?

post you or do you think she posted it without asking him? She took a picture with him. Because there was video of him down there doing the lug nuts. I'm sure she didn't ask him. I'm sure she posted after it was done, but she did go, can I get a picture? And they took a picture together. Like Lunchbox, remember when we drove up to Luke Ryan?

He was in the car next to us and lunchbox rolled the window down. He was like, excuse me, do you know where McDonald's is or whatever? And he was like, he was about to answer and he realized he was lunchbox. But he was truthfully going to help us with directions. Luke's one of those dudes, though, that is very much. what you think you're getting from him. Like he's just a good dude. He's one of those dudes that fame made him even more of like he really is.

That's what I say about money and fame. If you give it to somebody, it doesn't change him. It just makes them more of who they really want to be anyway because they have the ability and access to do that. And so Luke is one of those good dudes. Not everybody's like that, honestly. What are you going to say? Well, I know we've moved on, but I have to go back to it because it's crazy.

So, yes, because in the origin of it, Freshman, I don't think you said this part. What's it called here? Yes, the great pumpkin. No, the elephant walks a whole different thing, Eddie. You're right. It's funny. But it is. This was a form of hazing. Apparently they're calling out Texanem for being like, oh, there's all these things that technically were hazing, but we've transitioned them into, quote, traditions so that they don't seem as bad. But back in the day, freshmen would run around with pumpkins on their heads inside the band dorm and the upper classmen would try to smash. Because the band is core, okay? The upper classmen,

would try to smash the pumpkins with axe handles. Whoa. And that's a real thing that used to happen. Eventually, it reached its boiling point and it escalated between like... Now there's fire involved. Yeah, now they have fire sticks and their face paint. So now there's no fighting, no smashing of heads, but it's very cult-ish. It looks like a...

I mean, there's a huge crowd out there to watch these weirdos walking with fire sticks. They need to sing the Al City song. They stop doing this and do... Planet Earth is. And there's only one guy with a pumpkin on his head. The rest of them having it on their shoulder. So I wonder, why do you get dictated as the... Maybe he's a freshman.

I wonder if the years I was there, this was on hiatus. Because, like, I have never seen this before. Were you there when the fire killed every... Yeah, I was my... Yes, that was 1999. I remember being in college when it happened. The bonfire. Collapsed.

Yep. I mean, it was... So my freshman year, I lived in... I was living in college station, and my roommates, we were split between Blinn and Texas A&M. because I had to go to blend my freshman year, and then I rolled in, too. But I was there. That's so sad.

It was terrible. Do they do that differently now? Do they still do the bonfire, but differently? Yes, it's very different. It's much smaller, I think, and it's supervised. It used to be just students walking up and throwing logs on there, right? Well, I mean, no, there was, like, real system. Like, they're way up there, not just throwing logs.

Well, that's what I mean. They climb up there. Yeah, it was very, I think, engineer-type process. Like, there was stuff in place that was supposed to. to keep them safe, but it just was a tragic accident. Let me ask you about last night at home. Did your daughter ask you why your taste beds were funny? Did you tell her you burnt yourself doing a shot?

No. Did you ever feel drunk? I guess you didn't swallow it all around. No, I never ingested it. Like, it never thankfully made it to my stomach because I don't know how that would have been problematic, but it made it about down my throat almost to my esophagus area and then back up. So I never had any other issues.

Did you tell her that your food consumption was different last night because of that? No. I haven't tell her anything about it because I don't want her getting any. She won't ever know this happened because she doesn't, she wasn't listening and she won't see it online. So I would rather her not like think, I don't want her to go try something like that. So she doesn't even know. What did you do for dinner? I didn't eat. We had a soccer game. You didn't eat dinner? I didn't have dinner. Did she win?

Yeah, they won. Did she get to play? Yeah, she played. Is she getting to play more than she used to? Yeah, she's playing more for sure. She's still, she's working hard to catch up to the level of where girls are that have been playing like her life. Because, I mean, she is from Haiti, but she did not grow up playing soccer. They just, because she lived in a part of Port-au-Prince where the whole orphanage is concrete. So they didn't really, some kids had more experience with soccer than mine, but my kids didn't. So she's, but she's working hard.

She's catching up to that level. And at least she's hustling. Like I can see here, last year she would just kind of be confused, but I can tell she's understanding more of her position and what she's supposed to do. So I'm proud of her. Which one wanted a snake? Your son or your daughter. Stasheera, my daughter. She wants a snake? Stevenson wants, I mean, a bird, a hedgehog, another cat. He loves the cat. He wants another puppy. And now Stashear wants a snake. So this is the list of animals that are currently

desired in my home. I don't know that I... I don't think you need any more. By the way, Are you going to send your dog to training? Why? Just asking. Just asking. Does she need it? Yeah. No, for me, I mean, really. She's just all over the place.

We sent Ella off to training because she was just all over people all the time. Yeah. You think my dog's bad? Not bad. Oh, she's getting offended, bones. She's like, what are you saying? Not bad. But I don't feel like she listens to you.

She doesn't. She doesn't. It took Stanley forever. I sent up training like two or three times. I just wonder if you were going to do that. I mean, yeah, I had the doggy llama come over. Caesar Milan? No, it's some other Caesar Malon type person.

But I think those people are just, they have a gift where dogs see them as the alpha no matter what. For example, and luckily I'm a big dog guy. Love all dogs, big and small. But if you're eating at your house, your dog will come and try to eat your food from your plate. Yeah. Doesn't every dog do that? No, I don't. But see, the problem is sometimes my kids give them.

the dog food. That's the problem. Yes, that's the problem. You can't do it. And I'm the kid at my house where I'm not allowed to get the dog food anymore. My dog has human hands. I need to put up a, like a camera in my kitchen. I will put stuff far back in the counter. There's no way when she's up, but somehow she gets it and gets all the way up on the counter and I guess uses her front arm, Pauls, to get whatever it is. She's able to get it. And my mind is blown every time. And you're sure it's not your kids getting it for her. No. No, no, this is. like we've been gone and we come home. One time I was on a Pyrex dish in the very far

back and she was able to get it down, broke it. There was blood everywhere because she cut herself. But all the food was gone. Like she ate it. I'm like, okay. But I don't know. I didn't know you felt this strongly about my dog. Well, no, it's only because we've dealt with it too. We've dealt with the dogs. I mean, it would definitely make my life easier. Forever. Stanley was like, wanted to get the food. I would give them bites of

food. L or the same thing. But, you know, we have somebody that's like seven miles away. In the daytime, they'll try them. Or if I leave for a week, week and Caitlin and I are gone. I said just leaving it at the house because we have somebody stay at our house, we would send me down to the trainer. And they don't do that crap anymore. Okay. Well, if they're ever coming by, let me know. I'll just bring my dog over. No, they don't come by the house. Oh, dang. But you should bring your dog over and drop her off with Ella, because they can just plan the bed in the yard. Wear each other out.

They won't fight. Ellor and Eddie's dog. No. Eleor doesn't even fight Staling anymore. Oh, good. No, they're good. Cool. Take a long time. I mean, my cat and dog are starting to get to where they lay next to each other. Can't wait till they cuddle. Eddie, you want to go two bucks an eyebrow? No, now I'm out. Lunchbox can, though. He didn't even know about this. So, with the 100-sided dice, I told Eddie he'd get $2.

He'd pick a number, and every time that his number didn't hit, he won $2. Pretty cool, right? Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah? And how much money did you end up making? What was it? 80 bucks total. 80 from you and 80 from Scoop.

No, I think it was $160? Scoob, how much was it? $60 each. Oh, 120. Yeah, 120. He made a hundred. He did 30 spins. But I got two numbers away two times.

But that doesn't mean you're close. The close would be on the thing if you were next to it, more than it would be the number next to it. Sure, I know, but we can't see that. Do you want to take a couple shots at it? I do not. I'm going to take a break from this game. Five shots. Because I got lucky with the whole wheel thing yesterday with a shot.

I missed it by like a flip, one coin flip. So I just don't want to mess with that today. Ray Bundo? Yeah, I can't. I got a wedding coming up. That's a lie. I mean, it's truthful.

I'm going to Mexico in less than a month. You're going to Mexico? Yeah, he's going for his buddy, Billy. Oh, yeah, that's right. I can't have no eyebrows standing up there next to him. That's true. What number would you have picked, though, Ray?

Out of depth. I'm more like a 40s guy, so 42. 97. $2 right there. I also can't. I can't gamble either. You're not gambling, money. With body parts.

That's different. Your wife said you can play poker with us if you wanted to. She didn't say card games are allowed, so I need to find some underground card group or something. I'm dealing a blackjack. She said card games are okay. Okay, so no, we're not lunchbox, eyebrows? No, I'm...

You sure? No, the way the world's treating me right now, I can't. Pick a number. You just had a kid. 32? 32? The number is 28. Easy money.

That's not easy money. That's four away. Eddie? God. What? Pick a number right now. 21. 37. I would have been out six bucks already. What a crazy game.

Amy, do you want to play? No. Oh, no. Your luck's been going pretty good lately. No, there's no way I'm playing this game. I would take a, I'd take that shot again before he made me, before I shaved my eyebrows. What? Pick a number. I'm going to say it at the time you do. 1, 2, 3, 16. Okay, see? Ooh, it's close. That's too close. 8 plus 8 to 16. I see where a lot of schools are banning squid games for being dressed for Halloween.

Yep. What is that the jumpsuit? Elementary schools. Yeah. The green jumpsuit or whatever. Or the red with the mask. Oh, with the shapes. Oh, yeah, that's kind of cool.

Who's finished, Squidgey? Me. I'm not. All done. You gave up? Yeah. Why? I don't know. I just wasn't that interested after the...

You need closure. You need closure. I do. Okay. Maybe. I think after you get through three, you don't ever stop watching. But I only've gotten through one and a half. How many episodes are there?

Eight or ten. Lunchbox. Have you not watched Squid game? Guys. He was gone. He has a baby. I had nothing going on. You're right. I have nothing going on. I do not have a lot of time right now. Can I just say that you always say that, but then you come in to go, I took a four-hour nap yesterday. That's the whole thing. When the kids are napping, I am napping. There is no time to be hanging out and chilling. It is exhausted. You're not watching any sort of road rules, real world.

I've watched Survivor and the Challenge. What about football games? A little bit, not as much as I want to. Do you watch World Series last night? I watched two innings. Yeah. See, Mattress Mac might make $35 million. Yeah, if the Astros win. Really? It'd be the biggest payout in gambling history. Mattress Mac is crazy.

But he has... A lot of mattresses? Well, he has insurance. I mean, it's a weird thing because he... Like, if the Astros win the World Series, everybody that bought furniture in the last year gets their money back, but he has that insured, so then he just goes and bets them out. I mean, I don't know. He's richer and rich.

Man, I was about to make a fool out of myself last night because I was listening to the game. I went to go pick up dinner, and the whole talk... Taco Bell free taco thing came out. And then immediately one of the Braves guys gets the steals of base. And I'm like, I'm right in front of Taco Bell. I wonder if I could just pull right in and get my free taco. But I have to get the app.

I read about it. I was so close to ask you. And also, they're not going to know right then on their headset. Like they get a call. It's on a certain day. Yeah. They get a call right then. All right, guys, tacos activated.

People are going to be coming by. Man, I was about to go up there and be like, give my free taco. 5-0 the last night, right? Is that how it ended? No. 6-2, I think or something. I guess I fell asleep. 6-2.

I fell asleep at 5-0. Yeah, that's what I usually do too. And I guess I woke up thinking it was 5-0. But the Braves, I mean, Braves fans, don't be a Braves fan now if you weren't a Braves fan before. I know it's been what since 99 since they were in the World Series. But don't be a Braves fan now. Dave Justice. Yeah, don't do that.

I've seen a lot of my friends like, you've never once talked about the Braves. Man, they were dominant when we were young, though. When we were kids, they were so good. Was Deon part of those teams? The Braves advanced to the World Series five times. The last time was in 99, and they won it in 95 against the Indians. All right, that's enough of our sports talk. I think that's going to be it for this.

No one wants to spend, Morgan? I don't want to lose my eyebrows. You won't. I have landed twice on that dice on the number. You have? Pick a number. I'll say it at the same time you do. 55.

I said I'll say it at the same time you do. I got nervous. Ready. Ready? And one, two, three, 30. Se? What if we did it for charity? Every time you did it.

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