The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (11-16-22)

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

Bobby on why we are all using too much laundry detergent and toothpaste. We get into a discussion on what technology will do to advance our life in the future. Why Bobby thinks he could be a King in the New World. We give Lunchbox some extreme things he can do to make the news. Lunchbox talked to his wife about going to dinner with a female with a certain profession.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Air Tasker. Get anything done. It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Welcome to the bus show. Apparently we're all using way too much. much laundry detergent. Remember the toothpaste story where you're putting too much toothpaste

on the toothbrush? You don't have to use that much. Save money. And also it's just as effective if you do just a little dot instead of the you know why we do this? Because the commercial shows a on the top of the toothbrush. They got us good. And then they sell more. But it's a commercial from the company that's selling the toothpaste. And we all fell for it. Well, we're all idiots.

In the show peripheral for, they chew toothpaste gum. So they don't have to rush their teeth? It's 10 years in the future. That's awesome. It's toothpaste gum. Give me that gum. And it's not so futuristic that it feels like the Jetsons,

but it's 10 years in the future. So it's small developments. It's pretty cool, though. I mean, think about this. Think about caveman days to 100 years ago. And this is the development technology. Think about 100 years ago today. 1920?

Sure. Think about the difference in the Internet computer in just 100 years, 50 years versus the hundreds and hundreds, even thousands of years where none of that crap happened. Like technology has advanced so quickly. so fast in the past 50 years as compared to the thousands of years prior, we may see some cool stuff before we die. That'd be really cool. I wish to invent something that I wouldn't have to die.

Are we going to be part of that at all as far as inventing and making? Are we just going to reap the benefits? You probably not. I also have us in this room. I also have this, this, this, this, the kind of inner theory that it's all the same to everybody. Like, there's nothing cool being invented now that people in the 20s didn't get to experience. meaning everybody thinks they're on the cutting edge always because it's the most cutting edge that there's ever been and everybody looks back at the old times and goes well yeah that that's stupid and they were completely uneducated i can't believe they used to do that and that cycle will always happen and yes things will be invented that's even crazier and cooler and tech but they'll look

back at three generations from us even forward and go that's old and stupid so it's just the same cycle over and over again everybody's the same everybody always feels the same everybody is doing the same thing. It's growth, but everybody always feels like their growth is way better than before and how they used to do it so dumb. But we see that as ahead of us. It's like, well, I can't believe that's even going to happen. So it's this whole, so it's like country music that ain't country. It's the same argument. Like we've, it's always going to happen. It's never not going to happen. And if it ever does happen, that means country music is about to die. Because it always has to be pushing itself. It always has to be stretching and growing in

uncomfortable way, some successful, some not. But as soon as people start going, oh, oh yeah, all country is good now. It's exactly how I'd like it. Traditional. That means it's dying because it's not progressing. It has to progress. We've seen it over 100 years. And so I have this whole technology theory I talk about amongst myself. Just you to yourself. Where I go, it's all the same to everybody all the time. And some generations have these big breakthroughs, but every generation kind of has a big breakthrough at some point. And we always look back at the ones before. Like surgery, we're not going to have to cut into our bodies in 50 years. They're going to be able to do all the lasers.

They're going to be able to... They do some of that now. They kind of already do that. But I'm saying all. Like now we have to cut into the human... They're going to look back and go, can you believe they would take a knife and slice open the human body

to actually do a surgery? That is so primitive. They're going to use cyber knives. Yeah, it's just lasers and who knows? But I think that's going to be something that we look at and go, I can't believe people used to do that. In that show peripheral, it's about data transfer more than it is time machines or, and it's, I don't know, it's a really good show, even if you're not a science nerd.

Because Caitlin likes it, and she's not big into that. But she knows if there are a few things in a show, I'm going to love it. End of the world. Oh, I wish that would happen with me here. What? No, you don't. You don't want the end of the world. Why don't you want that?

No, I mean, you want to show the skills that you would use to sort of. Yeah, listen to this. Listen to this. Let me run about you. This sounds awful. Yeah. Let me run about you. Okay. I could be king. If it's into the world game and now it's time for a new world order to happen. Yeah, I'd have my own kingdom. No, no, no, you're missing the world.

There's no world order. The world's over. I would lead people. Because I got the skills. I got the skills. It's the end of the world. You're missing that part. I got both skills. But he would recreate a new world he's saying. Uh-uh. It's over. No. It's not.

There's the end of the world times. and then the rebuild. Who knows how many times we've been rebuilt because we don't have records of the time before. So you think everyone's going to die except you?

No, no, no, no. No, it's something. No, Eddie, that's what I'm saying. You ever watch like walking? No, not the end of the world meaning. You're going to compare this to a movie or a TV show? Well, yeah, we are because we're just creating right now.

Yeah. Into the world, what I mean is Apocalypse type thing. We lose electricity power. Everybody runs among. There's mayhem anarchy. New group. There's no order.

Okay, that's different than the end of the world. The new world order. Right. The new world order is survive. Survive and conquer. Steve Austin? NWO, no. He was not part of the NWO.

Dang it. Stone Cole wasn't WWF. Yeah. There's WWE. Who's NWO? NW. Steve Nash. Steve Nash.

Rayser Ramon. And there was NWO Wolfpack. There was a wolf pack. But then there was the regular ones too. Hulk Hogan. I just remember the shirts with NWO. They had red too. wolf pack.

Yeah, anyway. That's not what you're talking about. Eric Bischoff, Scott Steiner, all those guys. Buff Bagwell. Yeah, it's awesome. Anyway, I have the skills to be the leader. I can kill with a gun.

I've been trained. I can gut an animal. I've been educated. I can be a leader of people. I'm big enough to not have to be tiny and get whoop, but I'm not so big that I need to go out and fight.

I will find warriors to represent our kingdom. I am golden. It doesn't matter, but I think... Is he convincing you, Eddie? No. Is he convincing you? No, not a chance. If you had to go and attach to somebody,

if all electricity power, okay, we got to go get with somebody now, and they got to, who would you run to? The rock. You don't know him. What do you mean? I'll find him. He's not going to let you in. He's in Hollywood, California.

And there's no power. You can't get there. There's no gas cetaceans. airplanes. Okay. Nashville, Riley Green. But how are you going to get to him?

Riley Green. He's here somewhere. Dugman, have you seen his hunting stuff? Craig Morgan. Craig Morgan. How are you going to get to him? He's here somewhere. He's in Alaska at his cabin.

And don't come beating on my door then. You've already said you don't want it. Wow. Wow. Trace Atkins. Yep. Again. You'd be a good one.

Both of you are out of the group. You're out of the BWO. The Bobby World Order? Yeah. You're out of it. Like I'm just saying there's more skilled people that guns and... But it's not just guns. It's also you have to understand leadership of people.

It's not just that. There are a ton of guys of muscles that can shoot, but are there also people that can build a government? We didn't build a good government here, so what's the difference? No, we built a pretty good one, actually. There's some problems with it, but yeah, we've got a... We're better off than a lot of other places, even though it's very broken. Yeah, we got a pretty good one.

Third World countries, have heard of those? No, what are those? Not good governments. Yes, I've heard of them, Eddie. I'd run one of those. My group would be completely corrupt. You can be bribed. All hell, King Bobby.

B-W-O. Anyway, so anyway, toothpaste, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We use way too much detergent. But if the end of the world happened, don't come knocking on my door. Like, how much detergent? Like, I'm going to have supplies.

I'm going to have supplies. You know, I'm prepared for crap, too. Uh-huh. And you know, I will cut a bee, too. You would. I love you. You would cut a bee. But if I need to, I cut you, too.

Well, that's bummer. No, not when the world's ending. You got to cut whoever. You gotta have brains and bra on. I'd be cutting lots of bees. Back to the laundry. How much laundry detergent do we need to use? Yeah, they say stop using so much.

You're overdoing it. That it's way, way less than we're doing now. So once you hit a certain point, because they say you need as little as a tablespoon, once you hit over that, you're just wasting detergent. Wow, I use old cap. Yeah, I did too, especially the big loads. Mm-hmm.

Anyway, world's ending. No, it's not ending. But if it were, we're not a coming knocking. No, no. You're going to go form your own tribe. I'm going to find Riley Duckman. What's his name? Riley Duckman. Riley, Dukman. Riley Green, Duckman. Riley Duckman. I think that's his Instagram.

Duckman. I thought that was his name for a long time. Yes, there'll be a lot of tribes. Oh, man. And some will be tribes that would just try to take over tribes and conquer. And some will just be smart engineer-wise. Derek Henry's going to probably have a tribe There'll be a lot of big guys

I'll find him You know who I'll do I'll do that LaTrell guy The one from Marcus LaTroo? Yeah you don't know You're not gonna go You're not gonna go

Titans stadiums right there I'll go I'll join the Titans tribe Those dudes will be tough That's true I mean they can Yeah they're big and tough It's not a football team

The head coach Can lead the team To a Super Bowl Dude I mean he's probably Lead the team to a Super Bowl No but I'm saying he's able to He leads the team pretty well I'm just saying

you're going to be real sad when I put you guys in the town square and put your head in arms that little thing. What? I'm not going to do that. The blade fall? A guillotine? No, not at first. I'm just going to leave you out there.

They do. They punish people. Oh, dang. Publicly shame them. Yeah, and you're going to be like this. And it's going to say, didn't believe in the BWO. It's going to be you two.

And only one of you gets to live. And you two get to decide that. Okay, this is where a board of advisors come in and they advise you not to do that. And do you know who the board of advisors is? The Kings. People that have also been in there. little machine and then have gotten out

and they know what's happening again soon that they don't agree with the BWO. Oh my. This is sounding. It's so detailed, Amy, you know he's been thinking about it. Obviously. Has anybody else in this room thought of any of this?

I'm thinking about what we're eating for dinner tonight. I think about what's all I'm taking now. Right. Yeah, I'm fascinated with it in the world. But also, has anybody else in this room, do you all think y'all could be a leader? Why not? I wouldn't be a leader.

I would just have my own little group of my family. How are you going to go? go, find food. Who's going to protect them? You're a forager. You're looking at them. You're not going to do with four or five people. You know what I do?

Sometimes when I go fishing. It's almost like a prison gang. You could grow plants. You're a plant. Absolutely. I'm a gardener. Yeah, you're a gardener. It's a prison gang.

Hey, bones, listen, when I go... You have to be a part of the burger gang or you're going to get eaten. You do have to know how to garden. When I go fishing, and this is, we're surrounded by rivers and lakes, right? When I go fishing and I'm down to my last worm, I pretend it's the end of the world, and I cut the worm in like little tiny little pieces. and I can catch the tiniest fish without them eating my bait 100 times. So you have thought about this.

And I tell my wife, I'm like, look, this is why I'm a survivalist. We would not starve. I can fish 100 little fishies in five minutes. Can you eat? With one little piece of worm. How many? Anything. A hundred.

I'd like to put that. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. I'm going to need to my tackle box, though. Okay, but you have, so you do think about this. Sometimes. Yeah. He plays a game called End of the World with a Worm.

I live the game. Hey, he's going to catch a hundred little fishes. I plan the game. We play it like if you have the United States or just North America, where would you go to survive? Like what part of the area? But you're going to have to travel. And in that traveling on foot, you're probably going to get killed if you're going ways that are common travel. People are waiting to take pirates.

It's basically pirates on land everywhere. Right. So where would you go? Well, winter would be hard. Some places. Where would I go? Yeah. I'm already ready.

I'm not telling you. You know where you're going? Yeah. Where are you going? Don't worry about it. No, you're part of the... She's part of your group. No, she's down to me too.

I am not. I asked where you were going. Get the machine ready for her too. Oh, Mike's in it? Oh, gosh. Mike's helping me run it. Mike's the man behind the man. Then I'm feeling pretty good about not joining him.

Why? You don't believe in Mike? Mike quietly does all the, like, really heinous torture stuff to people. Oh, man. And not because I make him because he wants to. Yeah. And that's how I feed him. All right.

This is crazy. Yeah, that's really weird. It's weird. Weird. You guys don't even know. You're going to be coming to my door going, let me in. I'm going to say, put your head and arm in that machine. Three days, we'll talk.

Three days in that machine. If you're doing this, like this hanging out. But Eddie will be good because he had a hundred little fish. He's like, Bobby, can't get some water, man. And then I'm going to walk out. And it's just you two that I'm going to be like, all right, you guys decide which one of you gets to live. You have to decide amongst yourself or you both die. It's obviously me.

Thanks, dude. I mean, it wouldn't be that easy. We'd argue about who would. You would just say, dude, you can have it. I've been here longer. Like a lot longer. Oh, that's a good point. Been where longer?

Or are you wiser? What's he talking about longer? You're older. You're older. A gamer chug 12 energy drinks in 10 minutes and suffered horrific consequences. Energy drinks, and I occasionally have my energy drink. I have one of those Celsius. drinks every few days

and it's pretty good I like them I like pear I don't like pear anything pear flavor yeah you don't like just eating a pear I hate pears

oh come on hey pairs love pear celsius drinks I don't like great flavored stuff love grape Celsius drinks love peaches hate the peach flavor Celsius drink it's like opposite day over the Celsius company

you don't like pears or peaches no no no peaches is my favorite oh I don't like peaches I don't like the flavored flavored things I got you so I'm not gonna act like I'm all good on not drinking energy drinks. Occasionally I do,

but I'd never done 12 and 10 minutes. Challenge accepted. No way. Nope. That sounds like something Ray would do. No, I never drink that many, but when I do those Red Bull Vodkas at the casino, I may put down about 10 in a day.

That's the closest I get to that. A burning sensation in his stomach, which he tried to distract himself by playing video games. I've done that. Second part. He tried to chug 12 drinks in 10 minutes to entertain his colleagues

after they were offered as a free work perk. Yeah. Oh, his liver and kidneys began to shut down. He developed a blood infection. Oh. He drifted in and out of consciousness. He somehow managed to survive his ordeal thanks to a combination of the right medical help and antibiotics. That's from Ladd Bible.

That is not, they don't mention a specific drink. I think any. Any one. That many, that quick. I don't even know if Celsius. Mike, is that considered an energy drink? You don't consider it a one? You don't consider it one?

It's a more, I think it's in a different category than some of the other ones, for sure. That's why I drink it because it's cleaner. The ingredients. Yeah. It's cleaner. I saw one of the store called liquid death. Water. That's water.

That's water. That's just water. Okay, but why is it called liquid death? Get your attention. To be funny. It looks like a tall boy like beer. I went to the Ben Rector show and I went and got some water. And they gave me a big 40 of liquid death.

And I was like. In a paper bag? No, but it's a big can. And I looked around and I was like, I don't think this is for me. And she goes, honey, it's water. And I was like, oh. Oh. So did you shotgun it?

No. I just drank it like normal. water, but it felt weird. I felt like people are like, people want to take a picture of me drinking and post it. They're like, I told you he drank beers. It's deceiving for sure. Is it good water? It's fine water. Okay, it's just water. It's in a can. At Jackie's, what, uh, party, like whatever, she had that reception. Reception. No, wasn't reception. Pre-party. Pre-party. Pre-party. At Aldeens. She had liquid death. Rehearsal dinner party. She did a something like, because she had so many out-of-towners come in,

so it was, yeah, I'm not sure what it was, but it was something. Called a party. A woman says marriage with the ragdoll is in trouble because the ragdoll is cheated. Probably did. She says a friend told her that the friend saw Marcello going into a motel with another woman. How does this story get out? Her name is Mary Vane. She married a ragdoll named Marcello. They got hitched earlier this year.

Their relationship, she says, is hanging by a thread. Okay. A thread. You get it, ragdoll? But they're going to stay together for the kids. Oh, my gosh. That's how you get in the news and then a really stupid story like that.

Oh my gosh, marry your ragdoll, please. No, no, I have to be something else. Say you shot off your wiener. I'm going to marry the lawnmower. No, literally shoot off your wiener. Yeah, literally shoot off your wiener. That'll be good, dude. Spin the wheel.

They can put it back together, remember? Play Russian roulette with your weaner. And a mouset. That way it doesn't go away forever. They won't cover you. Oh my gosh, dude. Can you imagine a mouse trap? Like, that would be so scary.

Like, you lay it on there, and then you have a dice. It's a one to a hundred dice. Hey, would you, lunchbox, for $5, would you do one roll, $5 if it doesn't hit? But weener mousetrap. No. My wiener means more than $5. No, but it's a one and a hundred chance.

Pick a number. $72. $67, $5. What about? Do it, do it. Okay, okay. You can make a lot of money. Do it, Eddie.

What about $100? Do it. Oh, God, I'll do $100. $100 a roll. $100, weaner on the mousetrap. Lunchbox. Come on, dude. You got a one and a hundred shot here.

You're probably not going to lose. How many rolls can he do it? He can do as many rolls as he wants. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. This is unlimited? But if it lands on that number. It's a question.

He'll answer it honestly. Okay. Yeah, I'd do it for $100 for a winner. $100. So you put your wiener on the mouthstrap. We're on the mousetrap. It's there. Pick a number. So this isn't real? It's not real. Are you done having a kid?

Three. 26. 100 bucks. Oh, yeah. Wow. He really gets it right now? No, his wiener's not on a mousetrap. This needs to be a tic-tok. It would be so funny. Okay, lunchbox go. 72. 75.

Whoa. Oh, my God. We're getting a little close to the wiener. See, this would be funny, though, with like a finger. And. That would. And. And. Not as funny with a finger And five bucks, though

To weiner and a hundred is worth that Or a toe Yeah, but a weiner, you can't put a wiener on anything And I don't want to see his honestly I don't want to pay money and see his That's probably the picks out there But would you do your toe For five bucks?

No What about your tongue? No Ow That's legit Tongue on a mousetrap 10 bucks You got one and a hundred shot

It's not gonna hurt your tongue It's a one and a hundred shot though Eddie. How hard does it? Pick a number. I'd have to feel it. Four. 37.

10 bucks richer. It'd be like this. Yeah, it'll get stuck. It'll hurt for a little bit, but man, that's some good money. And it's dangling there. And it's only a one and 100 shot. Like, those are the odds you want. Yeah, but $10 ain't enough to risk my tongue.

But you're not losing it. Oh, gosh. What if you do? What if it does? Yeah. Oh, here's the guy who does it on. People do this. Oh, they do?

YouTube. Yeah, it doesn't really, I mean, it hurts a little bit, but they're all... What are the views? What do you mean it hurts a little bit? Have you talked to them to ask them how feels? 5.9 million views. That's what we need to do this. That's a ton of money. We need to take this to the streets.

In this episode of the slow-mo guys, a mousetrap lays a smackdown on Dan's tongue that our high-speed camera struggles to keep up. There was no blood. That's what it says. And they do it, and they still are making videos. Well, yeah, you lived. To say it didn't hurt? No one said it didn't hurt. You said, oh, it didn't hurt.

I don't think I said it hurts. I'm sure it hurts. Yeah, I'm sure it hurts. But you're not losing it. But you could also do it up. Go. What? Pick a number. Uh, 67. Made 10 more dollars.

It's 36. Boom. Eddie, would you do your wiener for 100? No. A one and a hundred shot. No. Why, you're not losing it? I wouldn't be able to keep it there.

I'd be moving. A one and a hundred shot. No, no, no. I can't do it. All right. I try it. Just see. Okay.

Eddie, you're wiener on the mousetrap. 10. 27. Made a hundred bucks. Boom. Ray, would you do a wiener on a mousetrap? No, because to make it really worth it, I have to do it 10 times, and I bet one of those 10 times I'd get snapped. 10? You could do it 500. To get $1,000.

But. He's saying to make it worth it. Ray, you can make $10,000. But let me say this, your odds don't change. I know. It's one in a hundred every time. You're going to get caught probably once you start going double digits with the mousetrap. I bet you if I spun it 10 times, you picked the number, it would not hit.

Do you want to bet $5 on it? No, because the odds are heavily in your favor. Exactly. That's my point. But if my was in the trap, then my odds, I would feel like they would be so bad. What about $200 and it was your buddies? Huh? Oh, yeah, I'd do it for my buddy's wiener.

No, no, not your buddy's wiener. No, no, not your buddy's under your... Oh, the two of them? Your waisos. Your two buds? Yeah. Oh, God. Cajonis.

Oh my gosh. No way, dude. That would hurt. For one in a hundred, though? That would hurt for a long time. Yeah, but he's ever $200 bucks. $200? $200.

$200? $200. $1. $1. Hold on. Still rolling. Still rolling. It's 12. 77. See? Your buddies are safe. Man, this will be an awesome game.

It really would. It would. It'd be a great YouTube channel. Pee-P on the Mousetrap and people come up for a hundred bucks. All right, let's go. But you just can't show it. If you could show it, that'd be awesome. Can we do that on Broadway? I don't think Pee Pee on the Moushtrake would anywhere unless you want to You can do tongue, though. You can't have people bust out their stuff. Yeah.

Oh, man. Toes. Okay, we've got some more stuff to talk about here. Ear. Ear lobe. But I love pee-pee on the mousetrap. I know you do. Saturday morning commercial? Oh, it's pee-pee on the mousetrap.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Peepie on the mousetrap. You can win $100. Sack. Okay. Let's see. I did that. I did the video games.

Let's see. I have not watched Top Gun Maverick yet. Oh, my. I saw your note. Yeah, I was just wondering because. my wife hadn't seen it either and so we rented it and she fell asleep

and I stayed watching it and then I thought man I don't know this is not as good as I remembered it being because after I watched it the first time I'm like this movie's great and we reviewed it

and I think we've all seen it and said it's really really good and you should watch it but after watching it the second time I realize it's just it's not that good so I'm telling you like if you haven't watched it yet bones

hold off you may not need to really I'll be working on my new show, Peepie on the Mousetrap. All my time's going anyway. Maybe it was the theater, though. Maybe. And like it was all big screen and... A lot of action. We can only play this in the post show too,

but lunchbox to talk to his wife about if you could go to dinner with... Hotties? Hoties and then a porn star. Okay. So what are these clips? It's just us sitting on the couch and I just said, hey, hypothetical, you know?

Hallie Berry's coming to town, and she wants to go to dinner to talk business. Just me and her. A business, you make it sound. It all started. I said, if Gwyneth Paltrow walked in the room, Eddie and sat beside you, what would you do? Eddie said, nothing. I couldn't even look at her.

Because if I looked at her, it would be weird because I would stare. And then I said, what if she said, hey, let's go to dinner. I want to talk about some video work. Can't do it. And he's like, I'm married. Right. And it would probably lead to something. And we laugh because we're like, it would.

Probably. No, it wouldn't. So, not because you said, no, it wouldn't. It could. Okay. So I said, lunchbox, what if a porn star said, go, would your wife care? My wife wouldn't care? I said, what if she's like, my neck hurts?

He's like, well, then I'd rob it. And so you talk to her, presented some scenarios. Yep. Three different clubs? Two. Just one clip, I think, right, scuba? It's one, and they're all strutting together.

It's just one conversation. Okay, go ahead. Baby, you look hot tonight. Thanks. So, let's say hypothetical, Halliberry came into town, right? And Halliberry hits me up and is like, hey, I want to go to dinner with you

and you alone to talk about some work projects. What would you say? Yeah, work projects, sure. Get some jobs, gets money. Okay. What if a porn star comes to town? And she's like, you know, lunch, I want to go to dinner with you and you alone, talk about some work

projects. Your work or her work? She just says work projects. I mean, you could go to dinner in a public place and talk about work projects. Right. What if at dinner, she's like, I got a sore neck. rub my neck. No, that's weird. So that's a no on the rub neck. Yeah, there should be no touching knit dinner. But we can go to dinner. Sure, yes. But only in a public place.

Well, yeah, where else would you go? Well, you act like there were no rules or restrictions. Your wife just like, hey, go do what you want to do. You even said that she would let you rub her neck. I think she was just like, oh, yeah. She just thought it was a little weird, but she wouldn't get mad if I rubbed her neck. We heard what she said. She said, we heard her. That's funny, though. Ray said someone stole his Mike Stud poster? You had a poster? Who? Yeah, so in my side room, I have a little area where I edit audio, and I had it in there forever. Here's Mike Stud, if you guys don't know who that is. He's a rapper. He's starting to come on the scene pretty hard.

But you've been saying that for like five years. I've never heard of him. You've been saying he's coming on the scene pretty hard for five years. I know. See how Big Brother? No, he had a show that was on, it was a reality show, just followed him in the tour bus. What was the show called? Mike Stud.

Mike Stud coming on the scene. Hard. Go ahead, I'm sorry. So anyways, I had the poster was giving me as a gift, and it was autographed. It was maybe a $20 poster hanging on the wall and then Clay and Buck come into town to film their show and the poster just disappeared.

And I'm like, is that just a coincidence? Or did they literally rip my Mike Stud poster from the wall and throw it away? Because it no longer exists. It's nowhere to be found. But were you in their producer studio? Did you hang your poster in their studio? I mean, those lines have been drawn.

who exactly studio it is but that was my little area I have a lot of my stuff in there so if Clay and Buck's you guys did do it own up to it I'd like another Mike said poster it was autographed thank you Scoobah whose room is that I mean at one point it was Ray's room

and then there was this whole behind the scenes shifting of they need that now and so Ray may lose it but he can use it on days they're not here so it's technically a shared space so should he have hung a poster up? I mean it was there before they were here so I mean I feel like it's fine but also it's like

Really? Like, who cares? I don't think they took it. Why would they take it? They may have thrown it away. I mean, that's more plausible. They're like, who the hell is this? Did they take down any other stuff? No, that was it. And I think maybe their cameras

shown in the room and they didn't want Mike Studs' face randomly showing on their camera feeds. Well, that makes sense. Is it just folded up somewhere? No, I mean, it's nowhere. So they straight up, took it down, threw it away. Can't you just go knock on his door and get him to sign another one? He doesn't live here.

He lives in the woods somewhere. He lives in Nashville for a month. He lives in the woods. That's how he writes his out. albums. That's how he gets inspired. In the woods. Yeah, he goes to Montana and that's where he came up with the highs. But you just said the woods. You didn't say anything about Montana. He'll go Montana, Colorado, sometimes Lake Travis and Austin, Texas. And that's where he writes his albums. That's not the woods. That's not the woods. That's when he wanted to write lake music. But he's friends that, okay. But he's coming on seeing hard. Hard.

Yeah. Hey Morgan, you have a contact at the Titans who had asked if any, what? Nothing. Go ahead. They reached out about me finally. Why are you guys gasping? What do you think, about to happen. We're about to be invited to the owner's box. I've been looking for those Cowboys Titans tickets. That's a weird to ask, Eddie. I know it is. As a Cowboys fan, you can't really ask Titans for Cowboys tickets. It's a football game. You got to dress with Titans fan then. That would be tough. Eddie, you're going to see Jerry Jones, just ask him. I don't know. No, don't ask Jerry Jones for anything free while we're there doing an interview with him.

What if we're hanging out? He just says, hey, Eddie, do you have any questions for me? If he's like, hey, Eddie, do you have anything you want from an away game? I don't think that's going to But he's got a proposal like that. Yeah. Hey, Morgan, what the Titans reached out for? They wanted to know if we wanted to join WWE wrestler Seamus, I think is his name? Shamus? Shamus.

Shemis. Yeah. For his Celtic warrior workout. Celtic. Is it Celtic? Probably Celtic warrior, right? I have no idea. I just know Seamus from being on USA and Sanking of the Grass on USA.

I don't want to. Okay. But if these guys would like to. Excuse me, what, do a workout with him? No, I'm good. But it gets you in with the Titans. So while I'm doing the workout, I can ask them for tickets to the game. That's Osmatz.

That's not a bad idea. But I have to actually work out with Celtic, dude? Yeah. Where is the workout like at the stadium? And what are they doing? It's like a promo thing? I think it's like a promo thing. Yeah, I would imagine it's something connected to the Titans.

He just straight up asked to see if there was any interest, so I don't have all the details of it yet. Are they doing something with the Titan? I don't understand. Like, is wrestling coming here for something? It might be. It might be going to the Titan Stadium. There's some connection. I just don't know.

He just generally asked if anybody will. wanted to join. I can work out with Derek Henry. That wasn't the question. Well, I know, but you respond and be like, we'd like to counter and say. This is an association. You'll probably be like, I was just extending the end by. What would you do with Derek Henry, though?

Then I get an end with, I mean, at least I'm friends with Derek Henry then. But Seamus. Shamis, you're not going to work out with Derek Henry. You're going to give him a towel? Hey, Mr. Henry. Can I wash your butt? I don't think that would, you know, end up in a friendship. Yeah, I don't either.

I mean, why not? Let's say hypothetically, you didn't. did work out with him. What do you think would happen if you and Derek came to work out together? I mean, I developed a friendship with the Mizz after now that I'm. Yeah, and how often do you guys talk? I went once. Excuse me?

About once. About once. Ever, included the one time that he was with me and you went up to him? Yeah. So you haven't talked since? No, man. You know what's annoying? Is I trying to make him a collaborator on my video with him?

He didn't accept. He's busy, you know? Like, how rude is that of him? It's not rude because that means to get to folks on his feet. You can. add a collaborator and invite someone to be a collaborator. Yes, but it posts on their feed too. Right.

And so I did that and you go to my thing and it still says, has not accepted to be a collaborator on this post. It probably should say, will not accept to be a collaborator on this post. Ever. Ever. Leave me alone. All right, that's it. We're done.

Post show over. Thank you guys. I think that's it. Mike, anything else? All right. And you'll be in the town square, both of you. Okay. Keep that in mind.

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