The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (11-3-21)
Episode Date: November 3, 2021Bobby starts by rolling through some voicemails addressing some concerns they have from the show. We address a complaint we get about having ‘too many commercials. Bobby shares two crazy stories: a ...dad fends off robbers posed as trick or treaters…and a dad who killed his daughter's 19-year-old boyfriend for selling her into a sex trafficking ring. We also get into a debate about Daylight Savings time and how Facebook is getting rid of facial recognition technology. Bobby also talks about how he doesn’t think he’d push his kids to play football. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones Post Show.
Here's your host, Bobby Bones.
Let's roll through some voicemails from last night.
Here's the first one up.
Hey guys, D&D nerd here.
Just want to let you know when you're rolling a 10-sided dice,
the zero actually represents.
So if you use that dice again, now you know.
Love the show, guys.
Good to know.
To me, it was a zero.
Yeah.
But it's a 10-D-D means Dungeons and Dragons.
Is that from that game?
I don't know.
Is it?
I just requested a 10-sided dice.
Those are in that game, but I got that off Amazon.
Okay.
Here is number two.
Hey guys, I don't know if this is an appropriate question to be asked.
I was listening to the sore losers podcast for the first time,
and Eddie and Lunchbox and Ray keep calling each other coach.
I don't know, like, what that means.
I just started the first time today, so I might be missing the inside joke,
but I don't get it.
You guys call each other a coach?
That's weird.
Ray?
Just a pet name that we all use for each other.
If it's a guy, you can call them a coach,
and then we all just call each other coach instead of names.
Or coacher.
I mean, Ray calls himself Sizzen.
and he has a problem with coach.
Yeah, and he called himself Ray Mundo.
Yeah, and he has a truck.
Why are you going to Ray right now?
Because you went to Ray.
I thought Ray was the one who started Coach.
Started calling people coach.
Someone in the building started calling Ray Coach,
and then we started calling eachot.
Oh, was it, uh, Gorman?
Yes.
And so then...
Coach feels like a Ray, like it came from Ray.
Jeff.
When he worked in an NFL organization,
and apparently in that type of an organization,
they all call each other coach.
So he brought it to the radio station.
I brought it to the team.
Thank you,
that. But we call each other coach all the time. So like when Lunchbox and I are playing golf and
we get teamed with someone else, we're like, call each other coach. And they're also, oh, you guys
coaches? No, just call each other coach. It's really hard to listen to if you don't know.
It's difficult. But they all call each other coach. Here's one more.
Man, you guys are getting ridiculous with these commercials. It's pretty annoying. I got very
few times to listen to podcasts and on 25% of commercials. I'm going to move on to a different
podcast soon, but I really don't want to because I enjoy it. That's all I got. Thank you.
I love the show.
It's tough.
I don't know.
I don't control that.
It's like someone going,
I hate that Jason Aldine's song.
I don't control it.
There's a few songs that after play an hour.
I don't really get that about it.
Just as an example of artists to see on a screen.
There's nothing I can do.
The good thing is we get to be on the air because of the commercials.
The bad thing is the commercials.
You know what my in-laws do?
When they're watching like a football game or something,
they mute the commercials.
Well, no, no, we don't say that.
Don't do that.
I don't do that.
I would really find the spice in the commercials.
Yeah.
It's just like it's so weird.
that they do that. They do it every single time. I'm like, that's so
strange. We actually love the commercials.
It's the best part of the show. Some people say it's better
than the content. Maybe you're not spending enough time listening closely.
Turn it up. Yeah.
Turn it up.
Um, I listen,
I don't really know how to respond to that
except honestly in that
we get to stay on the air because of commercials.
We appreciate it. If you hear us voicing
your commercials because of something that we believe in,
but sometimes I don't even know that commercials are putting on.
I mean, I don't know all of them.
It's true. I also don't listen to the podcast.
because I don't want to hear me anymore.
I may go back and check on a segment occasionally,
but I will, how about this?
I'll run it up the poll.
Yeah, see how that goes.
Watch it come back, yeah.
Quickly, I'm assuming.
Thank you for those voicemails here.
A New York dad fought off three armed robbers on Halloween.
They'd posed as trick-or-treaters and tried to force their way into his home.
Crazy.
That's awesome.
I mean, that's your most vulnerable state because you open your door wide open,
your hands are busy with the candy bowl
and someone can just pounce on you.
And surprisingly, it doesn't happen more.
Yeah, but now, now this is the news
and people are going to get ideas.
A New York City dad survived a Halloween nightmare
after fending off a trio of armed robbers
who posed as trick-or-treaters
and then tried to force their way into his home
where his 8-year-old son was.
Crazy.
The incident, which was caught on video,
happened around 10.30 p.m. on North Strand Avenue
in Brooklyn's neighborhood, October 31st.
Yikes. A male and female
wearing Halloween costumes and masks
knocked on the door and said trick or treat.
The video shows the man opening the door
and giving the two costume individuals candy
when the male pulls out a handgun and tries to force his way into the home.
While the dad struggled to keep the armed and true route of his home,
the female ran down the stairs and fled the scene eastbound.
A second male can be seen in the video running up the stairs.
Two male suspects punched the dad in the face.
The dad was eventually able to fight off both men.
Following the incident, they said the eight-year-old son now thinks his dad is Superman.
I mean, he's protecting his kid there, right?
That's full of kid protection mode.
Speaking to that, and I don't have this story here,
but I'm going to go from memory a little bit.
I was reading this story about a guy in Seattle
who killed his daughter's ex-boyfriend
because he sold her to sex trafficking
and he just got arrested.
So his daughter was, like, missing for a couple of months,
found out that it was her boyfriend
who sold her into sex trafficking,
went and broke her out of that situation,
like straight Liam Neeson's stuff.
came back, murdered the ex-boyfriend, put him in the trunk of a car.
No.
They arrested him.
This is a weird one because, like, don't you just totally relate?
Like, if that...
Oh, yeah, it'd be tough for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I'm on this jury and I've...
And there are people that are saying, yes, he sold her into sex trafficking.
I need to know all the facts.
Let's just say the facts are what I'm saying they are from the story.
It's going to be tough for me as a juror to give him any more than minimum, minimum, minimum time.
Because you sell some...
You sold this dude's daughter.
Yes, you can't go on doing.
vigilante justice. I get it. But also, he had to do vigilante justice to get his daughter out of
there. Right. Yeah. That part, though, he's not in trouble for. Right. If like an altercation had gone
down, because I don't know the whole story, when he was rescuing his daughter and the guy died in the
process, then that's a different story than him seeking the guy out after the fact to murder him.
The father, John Isman, 60, was charged with the first degree of murder and is being held in a $1 million
bond. We need to lower that, but yeah. Well, or let's all send money off.
to his GoFundMe.
Oh, wow.
Police said Eisman learned in October 2020
that his juvenile daughter
had been sex trafficked in the Seattle area
and obtained information that her boyfriend was responsible.
He was able to rescue the daughter
and get her back to Spokane that same month.
When the father learned that his daughter's boyfriend
was going to be at the location,
he drove there and waited for the boyfriend to arrive.
During that encounter, he abducted the victim,
tying him up, placed him in the trunk of the vehicle.
He assaulted the victim by hitting him in the head
with a cinder block and then stabbed him repeatedly.
After the homicide, he drove,
the vehicle to a remote area in the North Spokane County
and abandon the car with the body still inside.
And it's been there for months.
They just found it last month when a person drove
and saw it.
Gosh, as the dad, I mean, he snapped.
He snapped and he will get in trouble.
But as a human being, it's hard to not go.
You sold that dude's daughter to be sex trafficked.
Yeah.
Right, but you can't do that.
We can't do it.
We can't respond that way.
I agree.
And he will go to jail, but as a juror, if I'm on this case, I'm making sure it's not all the jail time.
It's not, he's going to spend the rest of his life in jail.
Man, this is just like taken.
Although he's 60, so, I mean, yeah.
The movie, it's just like the movie.
Goodness.
It's a bad, and I read it last night.
I was like, you know, I won't talk about that on the show, but then we talked about that story breaking in.
And I was like, yeah, I bring this up.
Crazy, huh?
Well, and another to put some sort of positive spin on this,
is like a story like that being out there is awareness to the fact that this type of thing is happening
in America. And some people, that doesn't, it's not on their radar, that this happens like in their
neighborhood, in their town, like everywhere we live. Like this kind of sex trafficking is happening.
He should get in trouble. But as a human being, if someone had sold your kid to sex track,
you probably relate and go, I would want to murder them too. Right? Absolutely. Yeah. Like,
100%.
You don't?
No, I mean, yes, I get why he wanted to do it.
The whole thing just sucks because he's definitely snapped.
He was responded emotionally to this situation and it's really hard.
How else do you respond to that, though?
Well, I know.
Well, I'm sure there has been moments.
The other option is to get the guy arrested and have him go to jail.
What if you feel like you can't really prove it?
Well, then I don't know.
That's another turn in the story.
I don't know.
feel awful for this guy, but yes, as a mom, I could snap and do that.
Who knows how if this guy sold other people, this kid?
Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's terrible.
Well, I'm just so pro the dad here. It's weird.
I shouldn't be, and I know he'll get in trouble, but I'm so pro the dad, if that's the case.
If he had information where that dude sold his daughter into being sex trafficked.
You know what? You kind of got what you deserved.
And he probably lives the rest of his life thinking that way.
Like, you know what?
Even if you're sort of a life sentence, he's going to be like, hey, I did what I, what I needed to do.
But now his daughter, she's out from under that, and now her dad is in jail.
I get it.
It's a, it's, you know.
Go ahead.
I don't know.
I just feel like, yeah, sometimes we respond with two, to emotion.
Well, something else that sucks is daylight savings times this weekend.
Good transition.
Thank you.
No, it just sucks.
Which, by the way, why are we still doing this?
Why are we still doing daylight savings time?
Because you haven't ran for office yet.
Anyone running for office could put this on their platform
and it would be such a populous, popular thing.
Nobody likes daylight savings time.
Nobody.
There has to be somebody.
Why someone doesn't actually stop this?
Because some states do stop it.
Some say Arizona doesn't do it.
They don't have it.
Amy, you find somebody that says, I love it.
I'm thinking there must be somebody
because nobody's fixing it.
I think everyone's just cool with it.
It's just like, well, it is what they're not.
I still don't understand it.
I don't even understand how you can just change the time.
Like, you just say it's a different time?
Just like time zones are different.
You just, that's how?
Well, I'm saying, like, what difference does it make?
If it's 5 o'clock or it's 6 o'clock, it's still dark outside, so it doesn't make a difference.
Well, it's also getting darker as well, darker earlier and that hour.
And then there are different theories as to why, as if the farmers needed more time in the morning.
But they've debunked that.
But they have.
Yes.
So I'm going to be honest with you.
I don't really know.
Yeah.
If we never changed it, the sun would get darker at different times, right?
and we would just be cool with it?
Like it would gradually get darker earlier
and then get darker later
just because that's the way the Earth moves?
Probably.
We're about to fall back.
Arizona's fine.
They love a great life.
Right.
Nothing's ever, they're not dicking around over there.
I mean, who is it like Arkansas,
Alaska that gets dark like during the day,
half of the year?
Well, that's also geographically.
Yeah, it's where they are.
I get it, but I'm saying they got used to it.
Well, actually, there's a lot of seasonal depression there.
Okay.
Well, maybe that's part of it.
Or whatever they could.
call it, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, when it's like dark
all the time. Well, yeah, I bet you everybody gets more
depressed during the winter because you... It's cold
and it sucks. You can't go outside. It's gray. It's
hazy. It's the weather sucks.
Yeah. I worked out yesterday like 52 degrees
outside. I was like...
My chest is hurting. It's only 52.
Facebook, citing, societal
concerns, plans to shut down facial recognition.
Y'all right? Okay.
They plan to shut down saying they're using it.
But okay. How do we know this?
I mean, how do they stop using it if you
use your eyeballs to lock into your phone? I did it the
the day on an app where it just
it was like scanning my face
and I just stood there and let it do it
and I was like this is crazy. For that app that we had
to do to go to IHart. Yes, the
clear app for COVID.
A little bar just scanned my face bones
over and over and I'm like, this cannot be
good, but I'm doing it. According to the vice
president of artificial intelligence at Facebook, the
company is removing the platform's facial recognition
system. It automatically
identifies users in photos and videos which has
caused controversy regarding the ethics
of technology.
I don't believe it.
I believe they're just saying they're not using it.
I don't believe anything Facebook says anymore.
I feel like Facebook is just a bad company in general.
They've done that to themselves.
They've hit a lot of stuff.
I don't trust Facebook at all.
High school football programs are on the decline for another year.
Just generally how this is, what's happening here is.
We're learning more and more about trauma to the brain
and less and less people are playing football as more education comes out.
And it's, you know, at a clip of 7, 8, 9, 10% a year.
And so this has been a pretty common story.
now, the study figured out that participation in football peaked in American high schools during
2009-2010. Since then, non-stop concussions, other head trauma, that we didn't even know was trauma
for a while, mostly because of these stories, the number of kids playing high school has fallen out
over about 10%. That's the loss of about 100,000 kids with a lot of decline happening in the past
two years. It's just the more we're learning about it, the more we're going probably every,
some people are going probably not for me. Difficult for me, I played high school football. I was okay.
I also did, I was not a running back
so I didn't take a lot of shots to the head.
I did not like to play defense.
I played defensive, I was a,
I was a starting wide receiver,
but I was like a second or third string defensive back
who would play in the secondary
if we brought out like nickel and dime packages,
meaning there ain't a lot of hitting going on.
I don't think I would push my kid to play football.
Even though it was, for me, it was a big part of my life,
it was where I learned a lot of leadership,
it was where I learned how to follow,
it was where I learned discipline,
but I think I could have probably learned that in other places.
But because of what we know now about just getting hit in the head over and over again, period,
I probably would not push my kid to play football.
And if he was like, hey, what do I want to play?
I would not recommend football.
But if you wanted to?
Well, you're talking 10, 12 years from now, I bet you it's going to decline even more than this.
I mean, just think about it's just human beings running each other, slamming their heads.
And yeah, they have helmets, but I'm telling you, it still hurts.
At least it hurt me.
Oh, it really hurts.
Yeah, like my sister.
husband, I don't even want to know. He played for a team. He played for Westlake High School,
which was like, I think they even got state championship while he was there. But like, and he was a tiny,
I don't know, whatever he did, he got tackled all the time. And he had multiple concussions.
And I'm like, I'm nervous for like when he gets older, like things that you find or even these
NFL players, like stuff comes out and they've tried to hide it. That's the scary part to me.
Is there stuff out there? The league did. Yes, because that was going to hurt their bottom line.
And I'm thankful for some of the...
No, I didn't play in the NFL, I'll be honest with you.
Yeah, I figured that's why.
Me too.
Me too.
But some players donating their brain to science so that they can learn more about it.
Yeah, what sucks about that is you can only donate it once you're dead.
Right.
Yep, yep, yep.
But it's cool that they're trying to think of that to help the future.
Man with the world's biggest penis was stopped by airport security because he had an unusual bulge.
Would you like to hear that audio?
Is this real?
Yeah, it is.
Here you go.
They thought I had something in my pants.
Maybe they thought it was a dynamiter?
I don't know.
They took me out of the line, and they had me powder my fingers.
I think that detects if I have any bomb stuff and all that.
They never actually patted me down or grabbed it or anything like that.
It was just me calmly explaining.
It was like 10 minutes out of my life, but it was still funny.
What a great reason to be interviewed if you're a dude.
Well, you know, he's like, I'll interview.
I'll talk to anyone.
He's got a whole day lined up of us.
Satellite.
How did this story get out there?
Oh, I guess because they thought it was a bomb.
Yeah, they thought it had a bomb in his pants.
Okay.
Because, I mean, I've been padded before.
But it wasn't a bomb.
It was a dong.
Nice.
Okay.
Here is Richard Jefferson calling out a former NBA ballboy for staring at a player's junk.
What he is saying is true.
I never interacted with him.
But let's explain why.
I remember you.
You're not just saying like, ooh, I saw Richard's junk.
No, you're talking about in comparison to other men.
in the locker room.
The biggest you saw,
while it might be true,
that is why I didn't interact with you.
Some kid was saying Richard Jefferson
wasn't nice to him
when he was a ball boy,
and then he goes and is like,
you were standing up my penis.
Oh, weird.
Right? Isn't that what it was?
I saw the first clip, too.
Yeah, Amy, guys talk about this stuff.
Do we?
Yeah.
We just sit around at night.
I text Eddie.
Not true.
Let's see.
What else do we have here?
Dun, dun, dun.
Do you want to do some questions from our social media pages lately that Morgan has?
I don't know about that.
Is it safe?
I think so.
Morgan, what are people asking for the most part?
So is Ray Mundo's yeah pre-recorded?
Do you want to fill that one?
No.
I will do it live.
That's not pre-recorded and neither is Morgan's mailbag.
Outro.
That's funny.
People think it is.
What's the other one?
Will Lunchbox be quizzed on the Harry Potter movie?
Now that he's back.
Oh, good one.
That is good.
He was supposed to watch it.
Then he went and had a kid.
Yeah, we'll do it Monday.
We'll give him a few more days to catch up on that.
Oh, man, guys, I thought that was out the window.
No, Eddie took the quiz.
I did.
I passed it.
Past it.
So we'll do that next week.
We'll do it Monday.
Good reminder.
What else?
I don't need to do that.
Why do you wear your wedding ring on your right hand?
You do?
It was yesterday.
Sometimes he's left.
Sometimes you do.
Really?
He's just playing with it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never noticed that.
Me either. Maybe it's been on there
and someone has seen it. I would think if there's
a reason for that one, I'm just kind of messing around
with it. Secondly, I wear a watch on my right hand if I wear a watch because I'm left
handed. So maybe I just put stuff on that hand. I don't know. I never knew I did.
Okay, what else? Can they buy the raging idiots Tuesday
song anywhere? No, we never ever recorded the Tuesday song. And today's Wednesday
or we would sing it. Yeah. We'll do it. Now we haven't
recorded a Tuesday song. Is that it? There's one more. Go ahead.
Whatever happened with the country couple that was supposed to split,
according to Ray.
Was that a country music secret?
Yeah, I had said that a lot of blogs are saying there's a major, I believe it was an A-lister.
Couple that was going to split, they haven't yet.
I mean, we're still waiting for that shoe to drop, so what you know.
That what to drop?
That shoe to drop.
Okay, Morgan, thank you.
Amy, your daughter's in the semifinals?
Yes.
Of what?
Soccer.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, whoa, it's an update for the food things you made.
There's packs.
Yeah, I guess what?
What?
Because I emailed you before the game and I was like, guess what?
We made it to the semifinals and now the game's tonight.
So I'm going to be able to take my snacks for the half time.
Yeah, so they can eat it at half time.
Then I left, got to the game and I was like, dang it, forgot the snacks.
Oh my gosh.
So I still had them in my fridge.
I almost brought them to y'all this morning and like passed them out.
Like you would each get like six.
We would take them.
I might bring them tomorrow because I don't want to go bad.
But we're in the semifinals and now we're waiting to see if the game is tomorrow or Saturday.
So you don't have.
know yet when the semifinal game is? No, semifinals was last night. And she, they won? Yeah,
they won. So now we're in the championship, which I think is going to hopefully be tomorrow, which
they won the championship last year, got a big old trophy. And I hope we do it again.
Is your daughter playing at all? Yes, she's playing and she's hustling and she's doing great.
She got close to the goal. The coach, I think, is keeping her close to the goal because they,
at the beginning of the season, the coach told me, my, I want Stasheera to score a goal this year.
And she's not, I know she's from Haiti and some people assume she might be really amazing at soccer,
but she grew up in an orphanage where it's concrete everywhere.
They didn't really play soccer at all.
So this is only her second year playing, like an actual real soccer.
So she's still learning a lot.
But I feel like she's gotten so much better and she's hustling and I'm proud of her.
But yeah, she gets, she's game time.
Good.
She'll at least get a trophy though for second place.
That's a trophy game.
That's great, yeah.
Oh.
Last year they just got about one big trophy.
Oh, second? Doesn't get one?
I guess it doesn't get a trophy.
I don't remember. I mean, I don't know because we didn't get second. We got first.
What up?
I was a guest on Just Being Ernest, a podcast with the artist Ernest.
If you guys want to hear that, just throw that a little shout out.
I did an hour with earnest.
I also posted on my Instagram a video of Josh, Car Wash Josh,
performing at our IHart Country Festival.
That was cool.
I was afraid Instagram was going to pull it down because we were doing music.
They didn't pull it down.
so while you can, if you want to go over to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones,
you can see Josh, who I found at the car wash on TikTok, perform live and sing Neon Moon.
And what was really fun about that was Ronnie Dunn text me last night.
He saw it.
And he was like, you're trying to replace me?
And I said, no, I just miss you so much.
I needed something similar.
And then he said, hey, that guy's actually pretty good.
Cool.
Did you send that to Josh?
No, because I don't know Josh himself on now.
Oh, man.
He'd love to hear that.
Yeah, but Ronnie Dunn said Josh is pretty good.
So that's on my Instagram.
I'm also hearing because tomorrow night is the producer's dinner.
Me, Mike D. Ramundo, and Scova Steve are going to a fancy dinner at a place that Amy set up for us.
Bourbon.
Yeah.
Well, you don't have to say where exactly again.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
What time?
Well, we're live.
I'm hearing now that my wife is trying to plan a dinner with the wives.
Do you guys know this?
Lovely.
We can't have our own night.
At the same time.
Not with us, but at the same.
exact same time. Like the wives of you three. At our same restaurant? No, but a close restaurant.
I'm hearing. Because we're going to talk business. Are you? No. We're talking lobster and drinks,
baby. Mike, you've heard this, right? I don't know how far along she is, but she was like, okay,
if you're going to take those three, I'm going to take those three's wives. And I was like,
well, that's interesting. Ramundo, have you heard this news? She said she needed a ride possibly
tomorrow night. So I guess, yeah, that's the makings of them going to a little meal.
Who knows? They're not doing it as big as we are. That's for sure, though.
Because people cannot get a table at this spot for months out. I've tried before.
Where's it at?
Scuba. Your wife should have been called.
I haven't heard anything yet, but I don't know how, she has to watch the kids. I don't think it's possible.
Classic.
Yeah, kids. Kids.
They ruin everything.
Just leave them.
So I'll let you know how that goes.
Let's see if there's anything else that I wanted to mention here.
tomorrow on the show we have
the turkey and gravy soda
and we're going to spin the wheel and the losers drink the whole thing
in an hour
no
I can't
I can't be on a wheel
right now
are you saying that you're removing yourself from the wheel
I get and I mean I don't want to because I want to be a team player
but my mouth still hasn't recovered from last week
well this isn't a burn it's a full turkey and gravy soda
but it's still just like a vomit
but maybe it's good
maybe it's a but tomorrow on the show we will
that.
Great.
I think that's it.
The only other thing I was going to mention was lunchbox in the toiletries, but I never
knew this was the thing where he told you to steal everything from the hotel room.
Yes, and I told him I would just because he wouldn't leave me alone about it.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll pack them and I'll bring them to work.
It's fine.
And then he sent me a text yesterday and said, hey, bring those toiletries to work.
And I was like, oh, shoot, I did not pack them.
So he asked you to steal from the bathroom.
Yes.
And bring them back home to him.
Yes.
What's wrong with that?
Like, she's not going to, if she's leaving her hotel.
tell room, just throw them in your bag and give them to me at work.
I know. And she said she would. So
it was already Tuesday afternoon. She still hadn't
brought them. So I texted her. Thought she'd bring him
today. And here she is. Like, I mean, it wasn't
like, it wasn't for everybody to know. It's just like,
hey, bring me in the soap and shampoo. Cool.
What did you put in my bag?
I put my clothes. Okay.
Why? I looked at my suitcase and I
had a bag in there. I'm like, that's not mine.
And then lunchbox just was like,
hey, I've got something in your bag. Bring it
back to Nashville, please. And I'm like, okay,
I don't know what it is. Still haven't looked at it. The
bag's still at home. Wait, did you need to make room in your luggage for toiletries?
No, no, no. I mean, I had room for the toilet paper and toiletries in my bag. You still the toilet
paper. Oh my gosh. That's wild to me. Yeah. That's part of what he was asking me to take as well.
It's there for you that. You pay for the toilet paper, the shampoo, the soap, the face wash,
the Q-tips, the tissue. Shower cap. Shower cap. What about the coffee? I bring the coffee
and I got tea. I mean, I brought it all home. I don't even drink coffee. Gave it to my wife. Here you go.
Those little paper coasters.
I don't need the coasters.
I leave those.
But, yes, I put clothes in your bag
because I didn't have a bag at the venue
and I needed to change.
What's weird about that behavior is
that's usually behavior of someone who grew up
really poor who would do that.
Like me.
I don't do that.
I did with ketchup back in the day.
My fridge would be stuck with them.
I don't have that.
I don't do that behavior anymore.
I've been able to eliminate that.
Eliminate paying for bills over the top
because I thought I'd be broken.
I used to do a lot of these.
Had a lot of these things.
The system's in place because I thought that I would be living in poverty again,
which is how I lived a major part of my life.
But you never live at.
Where does that come from with you?
What?
He's frugal.
He's frugal.
It's just smart.
His family's frugal.
So it's a, your family frugal is a great word.
Is that what it is?
They're frugal.
So they taught.
They taught that to you.
That's a learned behavior?
I guess.
I don't know.
I mean, we did your parents do that?
Yeah.
I mean, like that hotel that Scuba Steve set me up in,
Those are the kind of hotels we stayed at when we were kids.
Right, but I'm not talking about that.
But that's what I'm saying.
So you take everything you can get.
That's what I'm talking about, that part of it.
Yeah.
Would you ever go to McDonald's and just take a bunch of ketchupes?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Yeah, lunchbox, remember you're...
I don't know.
This is probably like 14 years ago or something.
He kept always talking about where he grew up
and he tried to act like he grew up hard, like this rough life.
And like the worst mistake that ever happened was one time we were in the area near his house.
and he took us down his street, and we were like, what?
This is where the little white criminals.
His gang, wrong the street.
Like the rich kid gang.
Yeah, it's hilarious.
I just wonder where that behavior comes from.
If your parents did it, then it would make sense as to why you do it.
Like an example.
My dad would take us to the circus as a kid, right?
And we would be like, oh, my gosh, we're going to the circus.
And we'd go to the Irwin Center in Austin.
We'd pet the elephants in the parking lot.
Then we'd get in the car and go home.
We never went inside.
And for years, I thought that that was the circus.
but he's like, why would we go to the circus when you go see the animals in the parking lot?
So, yeah.
I wonder if he grew up like that then.
Probably.
Like if he grew up really poor and that's where that behavior came from and then you learned it from him.
Probably.
But yeah, I mean, I didn't know what the circus was really until I was in high school.
Well, that seems a little late to learn the circus, but still.
Because I never saw.
I've been in the circus.
It's that parking lot right there.
It's free.
I never paid anything.
Yeah, you don't pay for anything.
It's crazy.
All right.
That's it for today's post show.
Thank you guys.
So you didn't bring my stuff?
No, I did not.
I don't have anything.
I feel bad.
There's that episode of Friends where Ross's suitcase comes open and all the apples
stuff all out and all the...
I've seen that one.
Hotel.
Everything kind of things.
All right, that's it.
We're done.
Thank you guys.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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