The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (3-27-24)

Episode Date: March 27, 2024

We start by wondering why Amy has been physically twerky this week and why Eddie has been overly involved in an angry way. We talk to our affiliate WGAR in Cleveland where we will be starting in the mornings soon. We talk about how Will Smith didn’t get out of a speeding ticket and an eBay scam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to the Sports Slice Podcasts on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more, follow Timbo Slical Life 12 and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host, Bobby Bones. Hold on, I'll mark some stuff off. Almost done. This is how you know I'm almost done with what I was doing on the show today.

I only have one, two, three, four things left. One thing that's scheduled in three notes. Hey, I got a question. Yeah, ready. Sums up with Amy today. Tim's been up with Amy for like three days. No, Amy's been doing weird things. But you also have been weird too.

What I mean? Amy, she's been doing stuff with her hands. She's been doing the itsy-bitsy spider. You're all cracked out for some weird reason. And I don't know why. I'd like to individually say why you're all cracked. Go ahead. Okay.

Yes, Amy's been like physically twerkey. Yeah. Like, it's like her ADD's gone physical. Yeah, it's weird. I got off my meds. Oh, that's right. Is that what it is? That's right. Yes, it is. So it makes you dance and I knew you're like, weirdly involved, like overly involved in an angry way the last couple days.

Angry? When Abby was then performing, he was kind of rude to her. And that's not his thing. Usually he's like super supportive. She opens for us. She, and you were just like. See, like you made me think twice about that. So I went back and watched the video of me and I was like, I'm not angry at all.

I was really just helping her kind of. But it was kind of mean. It was mean of you to trick me into thinking that she was going to have a showcase. But it was still going to be a natural thing. thing. I don't know. It's just in general, and you've been a little hatery on lunchbox more than normal. Well, that's because I'm trying to get him to lose the whole thing. He did. But here's the thing. Go ahead. I think what Eddie saw was she was going for a record deal. So he finally, his honest feelings finally came out because the whole time, the whole time he's been,

oh, oh, you're so good, you're amazing. But then when he was like, oh, my gosh, this is a real thing, I need to be really honest and give a real feedback. And that's the real Eddie, please stood up. Yeah. It's funny. You say, M&M. In my mind, I was like, ooh, this is it. This is your one shot, one opportunity. Spaghetti already. So I was like, you need to be prepared for this. And right now, this whole dancing, shimmy shaking. I'm just saying it seemed a bit off for what you usually do and who you usually are. So you were really finally honest. And then lunchbox is weird just because he was being a little too nice because you're trying to win a ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just been a weird

dynamic the whole time. But that's okay. We are human beings in that we do have off days, super on days. Days were super funny. Days we have to lean on each other. But it's like all three of you are a little gougoo, little guckoo. No, no, you guys forced that upon me. I was not trying to We did not force it. You chose to do it. You're right. But I'm saying he changed quick. You're right. I'm wrong. You for it. You're right. I was wrong about what I just said. My honesty couldn't flow. So yeah, I like it. But I like that we can do that and even acknowledge that it's okay. days where I am not totally on. So I think the listeners of our show know that, that we are as

human as we can possibly be. If we're not feeling good, we do try to at least not be like, I'm feeling too bad. My lip, which I bit, it's finally healing, but now it's like that healing stage is still large and I keep biting it again. And yesterday on the show, I like had a breakdown in the middle of a segment where I'm like, my lip, I can't stop biting it. Like that. crap happens. Scoop is going to kill me, but... Uh-oh.

We... We started the post show, but now I... I'm doing kind of an interview with a station where we're going on. Do I need to connect? Yes. But we're not going to cut the post show. So...

I don't care. Everybody knows. That needs to know. We're going on in Cleveland. Really? Oh. I guess everybody doesn't know. No, we don't know this stuff. It's not about you guys. It's about... I'm not revealing anything to somebody who works there and doesn't know.

So even the morning host, who's Carlotta, who's been forever, they're just moving her. She's still with the show. I'm going to talk to her, and they're doing the handoff to us. Oh. So, no, not. Oh, she's still with the show. I know. Oh, she's still with the station.

But she was doing a thing to like a handoff or, you know, she records it and they play it back. And then we do, you know, all good. But she's going to be on, but I didn't schedule my time. time exactly right because I wanted to do a post show. So we're just going to put it on this and do it here. Okay. And not acknowledge that we're recording.

Okay. Okay. So. Surprise. I don't. What? I don't know how I feel about it. What?

There's nothing to feel. I don't know what I feel. Oh, I forgot. She's off from meds. That's it. That's it's weird. She's all for meds. Because I was like, I'm confused by what you're feeling.

I'm sorry. I don't know. I feel all kinds of things. She's even speaking in an accent. Do you need to get Amy back on her meds? No, it's a transition. Wait and talk about it tomorrow. Wait, talk about tomorrow.

No, you have to power through. It's hard to not talk about it, do? She's acting weird. Dude, I know. I feel med-shamed. No, you're not. I have a headache. I need medicine.

Now Eddie's getting med-chamed. I'm deflected. So, we're setting up the Zoom here to do this. I've connected, but nothing's on. Yeah, I know. I see it here. Half of Americans consider their car to be part of the family. Their car?

Yeah, my ultimized. Like, it's like, you don't actually like, hug it to sleep, but it's like something that's really important to you. No. You go crap. I've had my ultimate longer and I've known my wife. I mean, that's crazy. And you have a personal relationship with it because you've had it for so long.

100%. I mean, there are physical items that I don't want to get rid of that I just like, man, I cherish this so much. It's not cars for you. No. So if I were to have a relationship with my cars, so the Hyundai is like a kid just visiting because they trade out the Hyundai's and I have the Ionic now, which is awesome. and the car that I have, I don't even like. It was like a kid that grew up and I was like, I never liked you.

And if you got put in jail, I wouldn't go visit you. Really? I don't like my car. What should you get a new one then? I'm not, I just don't want to go waste money. So I probably, at some point I will. Yeah. But not really my, my cup.

I have a Porsche, the one that I drive up sometimes. Is it a Porsche or Porsche? Porsche. It's putting it's Porsche to fancy people. I know it like it. It was the only car on the lot whenever COVID was happening. and I want an electric car because I had a Tesla, which was awesome. And I don't like it.

It hits the ground too much. It's too low. Speed bumps. Because it's flat, there's no spare in it. We have lots of potholes here. I'm also not a sports car guy. And also always felt like everybody driving a Porsche was a douche. I felt like that about people in cars.

I still see Porsche is driving. I'm like, oh, God, I'm like, oh, God, I'm. That's me. That's me. All right, we're connected. So my car, if it were family, the Hyundai is like a great nephew that comes that I'm super proud of

that comes to work and hangs out and I wish was my kid and then the Porsche is like I wish I never like I wish I wouldn't wish I wouldn't knock her up. I never had you it's like a one night stand from like before and it's like I'm not even like this kid

okay Scooby you can turn me up am I am I still muted or good you're on okay hey Carlotta Hey Bobby how are you Holy moly That is a little bit loud there. Is that us or Ray, is that us or her?

Talk now. Hey, Carla, would you mind talking again? Sure. 995, WGAR. That sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Carly, good to see you. I appreciate you talking with us.

So I'm going to let you control everything, which is very hard for me to do, obviously. But I will just let you have it and I will follow your lead. Okay. All right. So, all right, here we go. On the phone right now, actually, I even get to see you. It's not often that I get to see your face.

Bobby Bones on the show with me this morning. How are you? Really good. Thank you for having me. And yeah, we're looking at each other. COVID allowed all this to happen. Thank you, COVID. We get to see each other.

Yes, thank you. It's like the one good thing, I think, that came out of all of that. But you and I have known each other for a really long time. We worked together whenever I got to Raleigh, which was seven years ago now, as hard as it is to believe. And I haven't talked about this a lot, but we've had some changes happening here at WGAR the last few weeks. And back in November, I found out that my son has high functioning autism.

And it's changed a lot of our lives. So we've switched schools. We're in therapy sessions multiple times a week. And we're going to make another change here on WGAR. that's going to let me be a better mom and a more present mom, which I think is what we all strive for is to be the best parents that we can be when we have those opportunities. And with that, you know, with those opportunities that we have, then we get to bring you to Cleveland full time. Which that part I'm very excited about, but also good for you, like to, you know, prioritize

and have to make a big change, but that change is, as you say, it's absolutely worth it. So rooting for you and for you to figure that out and you guys to just be healthy. But it's also hard to be healthy when you have to wake up at 4 in the morning and miss the first part of the day for your kid. I mean, it's, you don't have to wake up in the morning. Like that is awesome. And the fact that you get to be with your kid as well. But yes, we're super excited to start. You know, not loving the terms that it's on, obviously. You know, you wish everybody was just healthy and rocking and you were still rocking. And, but yeah, I mean, I couldn't be more excited to be in Cleveland. The only thing I don't like is that

the team's not called the Guardians. I'm going to be honest with you Carlotta. Still weird. You're not a load. Yes, that part is still weird to me. There's a lot of people that you still see Chief Wahoo when you go to the games. There's still a lot of people that are not completely right with that. But we love

the Guardians. Obviously, we're big supporters of the Guardians and the Cavs and the Browns. And I know you love every sport that there is. so we're excited about that for you. And our listeners have got to hear you. You've been on the station as long as I've been in Cleveland, which is five years now at night, but now they're going to get to hear you on their way to work this morning.

And I know that, you know, the dynamic of the show is a little different in the morning than it is at night. So what can we expect from you and Amy and lunchbox and everybody in the morning? Well, I would say just first, the first time you listen to our show, you're probably not going to like it because it just is a bit, we're just a bit odd. I'm not a very good broadcaster. I don't speak well. Amy is a really good broadcaster and I speak really well, so we're a good team. No, that's not. See, that's not it at all.

But we all kind of met and became friends many years ago even before radio. Like I hired my whole show. It's been forever now, but I hired them from like real person jobs. Like Amy was selling granite. Lunchbox was working at a Jason's deli. Eddie was like a local TV producer. So the reason we don't sound like a real radio show is because we actually weren't one. And we then just kind of had a little success.

And you're going to hear people that sound like they shouldn't be on the radio. But the cool thing is we also say things we probably shouldn't that are hopefully extremely relatable. But the best part is if you're a new person is we have all the artists that live like five minutes away. And we just call them and we're like, come to the studio. So we have humongous guests constantly as part of the show, which is one of the great things about doing it. So yeah, I'm excited to be. on a Cleveland because I love Cleveland for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and all the all the sports culture. But, you know, I'm excited to hopefully meet a new group of people. We've

been on at night, but, you know, let me just say this. People listen to night, losers. People that listen to the morning, real winners. Yeah, those people, we're happy to leave those people behind. Hey, nighttime listeners, losers. Don't tell them we said this, losers. But we're happy to be here now in the morning, yeah. Well, you did mention, you know, that you've got access to the biggest stars. I mean, I know you just had Kenny Chesney on last week. And our listeners are now going to have that access that you're able to bring, unlike any other show in country music, really. I mean, the absolute biggest stars come on your show and are with you guys every weekend. You and I share a similar passion that will cross over in Morning Drive, which our listeners are used to,

with the passion for the new artist and the new music and stuff too. So that part's really exciting as well. Yeah, we just had Miranda here a few days ago. Kenny was here. I think one of the, and sometimes I can lose sight of it is between doing this show and being close, but also as much as I tour, and a lot of these artists have, especially like the newer artists or ones that are even making it now, have like open for me on the road if I was doing stand-up or Eddie and I were in a comedy group, but like Kelsey Ballerini opened for us for a long time. George Burr, who just had a hit, so we have all these relationships, not just through radio, but through friendships. You know, later on this week, which is not going to matter so much, but like Wednesday, we do a show in Nashville at the Rhyman, and we just call our friends to come play with us. We've been able to raise like $22 million bucks for St. Jude. But what it is is Eddie and I were in a band, a comedy band called The Raging Idiots.

But again, just to show you what the show will be like, Sam Hunt's going to come by and play. John Pardy's coming by to play. Nate Smith's coming by to play. And these are just people out of Texas. Like, would you come by and come play a couple songs? But that's what we want on the morning show. and I think that's what people will like at first before they understand why they do and don't like us individually. I think people are going to like you individually.

I think you're not giving yourself enough credit because I talked on the radio in Cleveland for four years and I don't know what I'm doing either. So I think they're already used to that. We've laid the foundation. You're going to be fine. Well, I'm excited. I just don't want the expectation set too high. It's like when someone says, this movie's good. And then you get there and you watch it and it's fine.

but you thought it was going to be a lot better. I'm going to say, this will be the worst show you've ever heard. How about those expectations? This will be literally the worst thing that has ever happened on any radio ever. Therefore, we can meet every expectation. Great.

I'm here for it. The other thing that I will say, though, that I think is also really exciting is you mentioned St. Jude. You know, our listeners are really invested with us with St. Jude. I am super invested in St. Jude. I'm, you know, part of the radio advisory panel nationwide. And it's something that's really close to our listeners. We just announced a Chris Lane, Ryan Larkin's show that's benefiting St. Jude,

our St. Jude Jam coming up in May. And I know with those types of things, you guys are so charity-oriented between that and Pimp and Joy and all the things that Amy has done and stuff as well. And I just, I really think that they're going to latch on to that support that you give out and have that connection with you guys as well. Yeah, I hope so. I mean, that's really what in all seriousness. What we take the most serious is the platform that we have. And yeah, we've been able to raise, again, a ton of money for St. Jude, over $20 million.

But also, it's, you know, we've raised money and listeners, not just us, but we can't, when we say we, I mean us in the studio, but also our listeners. That's the big collective we, but it's like buying service dogs for military vets because we found out they're not cheap, like 20 grand each. So we bought multiple veteran service stocks. We've built complete houses for people in the military that have come back and aren't able to move around because of some sort of traumatic injury. The thing that we want to do most is make people feel a little better than before they turn the show on. And then secondly, be able to give back because I know I didn't have the greatest upbringing. So for me, if I can help out, then at least I'm just trying to catch back up to even for all the people that have helped me. So that's what our show is about.

you'll laugh sometimes, and sometimes you'll get angry at probably lunchbox or, you know, whatever's happening. But we're always true. Yeah, I mean, listen, and we don't really, we can't lie that much because we can't remember if we lie. I mean, we would. Otherwise, lunchbox have a British accent, Eddie, you know, he'd have a whole head of hair. We would just come in and be different people, but we can't remember the lies that we tell. So we just decided we just can't lie. Well, I'm excited for you guys to be here. This is the 40th year for WGAR. We're going to have some celebrations maybe in the summer around that that you guys will now get to be a part of and we couldn't be happier for you guys to to be a part of it in such a big way. We're excited. We don't take

it for granted at all. It's such a massive radio station. It's such a wonderful city to me. It's the city of like people like I grew up with like working class people. And so again, it's an honor for me in this show to come to Cleveland. And I know I've been on at night, but like I said, they're losers at night. I'm ready to get out of that group and move to the better neighborhood. So let's go. I'm moving down. We're moving to the fancy house now. We got two stories. So yeah, starting Monday, I guess. Is that when we're going on the first time? Yeah, Monday morning. Just found out myself. That sounds a bit quick. But you know what? Let's do. Oh, you know who's going to be on Monday? And this is last thing I'll say, this is so weird.

But our show is a bit like this. You know who's going to be on Monday is ludicrous. I know. You're like WGR, country state. Yeah. But with ludicrous is coming on the show Monday. Luda. So, yeah, that's all. It's the whole thing's a mess. But thank you, Carlotta for you've been awesome in so many ways. And I'm jealous that you don't have to wake up in the morning, but I'm super proud for the hard decisions you've had to make to be closer to your family

for those unexpected seasons that you have to go through. So we're very grateful that we wouldn't be on without your blessing. And we know that. So thank you. Well, I'm just excited for you guys. Tell Luda, Chris, I said hi, because whenever we announced that he was hosting the awards, Monday night about fell out of my chair.

So I'm real excited for you guys for that and appreciate all of the time and we're just ready to go on Monday morning. We'll see you guys then. All right. Thank you. Sorry for the ratings drop. All right. See you guys.

Bye. Bye, yeah. Yeah. I've done nights there for a while. But at night, this is us again. Are we all? We're clear. The night thing is so much quicker.

You know, it's like, I got to do like 18 second ramp up a song. And now it's like they just let us run wild. And it never goes wonderfully at first with anywhere we go into at first. Because again, it is a bit of a different animal as all of our listeners know more than anyone else. So good luck to us, please. I've never been to Cleveland. I don't even make a trip there. You should go and just check the place out.

Why don't you go? Before Monday. You go. Before Monday. Check it out. Yeah, she's super nice. Okay, so there's that. Let me hit a few other things.

Oh, are you going to a mid roll, Ray? Yep. A two-thirds roll. Yep, all right, here you go. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me,

Clifford Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football, or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagined. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast,

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Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok. There's two golden rules that any man should live by. Rule one, never mess with a country girl. You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes. And rule two, never mess with her friends either. We always say that trust your girlfriends.

I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends... Oh my God, this is the same man. A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist. I felt like I got hit by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me? The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands. I said, oh, hell no.

I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves. Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Ego Wodom. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network. It's Will Ferrell.

My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day. And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.

And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit. If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration. It would not be on a calendar. of, you know, the cat, just hang in there. Yeah, it would not be. Right, it wouldn't be that. There's a lot of luck.

Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, boom. Playing a cop on the big screen does not get you out of a ticket, apparently. Will Smith got a speeding ticket. He was doing 63 and a 45. Even if you're not, even if you're playing a cop, it's still Will Smith. Maybe that get you out of it. Yeah.

Yeah. That alone should get you out. Like if you're fresh or a prince. But 63 and a 45, that's a lot. Cop may have been a Chris Rock fan. Ah, yeah, yeah, the slap. Wait. Oh, yeah.

You forgot about the slap. Forget about it, but it's not where my head goes whenever I go. Did you say Will Smith? Slap. It goes right to the slap. I think of something else. And keep my wife's name out of your mouth. I think fresh prints immediately.

And secondly, aliens. We all must have not seen that other clip that is assistant put out because now that's what I think about. Oh, no, what? Can't say. Is Wiener? I'll show it to you. Is it his wiener? Well, we don't see if it's that.

But what is he naked? No, the former assistant or security guy or something, he's on some radio show talking about. Oh, did he's, wait, no, I don't know, go ahead. Wait, what I have phones? That he walked in on Will. Yeah, I wouldn't even say it. I just said I'm not going to say it,

but that's right where my brain goes. She's all her meds. Fairfirmids. But do you think that's true? I don't know. I don't believe anything ever. Yeah, true. Unless I say I don't, I don't believe.

leave in half the time I'm still wrong. I don't know what we're talking about. I'm using them in England as suing its former curator claiming he stole over 1,800 artifacts and sold him on eBay. I wonder if my... George Washington word was her man. The? I cannot wait for my the to come in.

I was getting re-roasted last night by my wife. She just thinks it's the dumbest reason. We were talking about something like insecurities or something. And I'm like, you know, I know mine aren't logical. and we were talking about success and I'm like there are many times

I don't feel like a success at all and she's like you just spent this amount of money on the word of the you can only do that because you've been successful yeah it's stupid you did that but it's still and I was like that's funny

and cutting and that's logic but it's written by George Washington that's what I keep saying it's handwritten by the number one A plus president we wouldn't be here without him he took a pen and wrote it

that's crazy did that a long long time ago that's a cool little piece of history. It is so stupid. Okay. A guy in Utah was busted for using red and blue lights to beat traffic. People knew he wasn't a cop because he had a construction logo on the side of his truck, but he was still running those lights.

Well, well, what? You got to take that logo off, man. No, he wasn't, but he wasn't faking as a cop. You can pull people over, right? He just get to a red light. Woo-woo. People aren't going to really see the logo on the side of the truck if you're behind them going through. Right, right, right, right. Get through.

Yeah, but once you're just, you get through. Yeah, but once you just get to get through. Yeah, right, right, right. But once you get through, they can say, well, wait a minute. I saw someone from Bill's construction going through the light. I would have just thought, oh, it must have been a construction light that they need them to get to their construction project. You don't move over for those guys. Who knows?

Sometimes those guys with like the, like the, we call them trailers, whatever a mobile home or whatever it's called now. You know how that takes up more of the whole lane? Yeah, it's just wide load. Yeah, but those are yellow lights. I know, but still I'm like, I've got to pull over. Because I just see a light flashing behind me and I think I'm in trouble. Okay. What are those ambulanzs?

Oh, boy. Do you know what I'm talking about? An ambulance? Have you all seen an ambulance? Oh, so you're not saying it like he says it. No, ambulance. It's a private company. It does what?

They usually transport like elderly people to appointments or moving from one home to the other. So why are you saying that word like that? Because that's how it's spelled on the year. Oh, ambulances. I've never seen it. It's blue. So you've seen it lunch once? Yeah, so I don't know, I don't think they respond to 911 calls.

Oh, I think they're like a private. I don't know if it was like a knockoff ambulance. It's like an Uber. You get the second vert, like the, you know, generic. It's a van. I wouldn't even think that looks like ambulance. It looks like a heart, a heart on the left side and then mblins. But the heart's an A, huh?

That doesn't look at an ambulance at all. It looks like they have lights. It looks like they're picking up kids to go to church camp. No. They have their lights. And I guess one just stood out to me yesterday because it snuck past a bunch of traffic with its lights on. But then it got to the light it was going to and it turned off its lights and it sat there. So I was like, oh, they just did that to get by the traffic.

They are not in a real hurry. The ambulance representative said standard rides for $350 plus $10 per mile. If a nurse is needed on board, it goes up to $8.50 plus mileage. Wow. They expect payment up front. What are they a pimp? What cash only? What's happening?

What the heck? We need our payment up front. I don't know if that is. I told you I saw one of those tourist vans. Dude, that's nothing. You know what I saw yesterday? What? Oh, first of all, Eddie saw one of the celebrity...

Yeah, celebrity home tourist fans. Yes, and they go by my old house and they say, that's where I live. And thank God I don't live there anymore. That's crazy, that people pay money for that. I think they lie about people all the time. I think they just make stuff up like this person lives here. Yeah, and how do you prove it? But it started to get weird because they would go by my old house and say,

Bobby Bones lives here. It's not even true. And it just didn't feel safe. But there's nothing I could do. Yeah. That's bizarre, dude. We're turning into Hollywood. Like, you know, when you go to Hollywood,

they have all those guys with the flyers. Like, here's the map of the stars and all that. Like, that's crazy. I didn't think that this town would do that. I know in Hollywood, in Hollywood, LA, whatever, that they lie about some of those houses too. Because I have a family member in-law-ish

who works on a bunch of TV projects and stuff, and she's friends with, you know what Aaron that we had on from the office? She played Aaron on the office. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She played Aaron the secretary. They went on one for fun. And she was like, Ellie Kemper's her name.

But she was like, they were showing houses of people. And she was like, that's not where she lives. Like, that's not where he, they were even lying about it. No, Taylor Swift did not make a whole gym shut down just so she could work out. But you know what? If she did, I get it. You pay the whole, because she'd pay for the time. And if she can't work out in peace, I'd.

Is this what you saw? Yeah. Not true. I'm debunking that. Gosh, that would be so expensive to run out of gym. You probably do. It wouldn't affect her, though. Right, right, right. Nothing affects her. It wouldn't affect her.

She has so much money that would. She'd probably make more an interest while she was at the gym that she spent on the gym while she was doing it. Let's see. I wonder if she has a 401K. Doesn't need it. Not anymore. Her employees might. And also, yeah, I assume her employees do, but she doesn't because she would be, she would have been an independent, like contractor for a,

type person for a while, not working under a company. Got it. Celebrity in the wild, but is it the celebrity? Yeah. But I don't understand your question. I don't know if it's a celebrity or not. I have the pictures, but I don't know if it's really him. Oh, so you know who it might be.

Yeah. Can I see? Yeah. Have you turn your phone on? No, my phone should be. Fired up, ready to go. Then I gave him a mic. How about your email?

Oh, can you show me, Mike? So don't tell me who you think the celebrity is. Okay. And I want to look. Just tell me where you were, though. It wasn't even me. It was my mother-in-law. Okay.

And she's all excited. I saw this celebrity. They're eating at the same restaurant as me. And she sends me these pictures. I'm like, I don't know if that's him. Clint Eastwood? No. Whoever that is, if they're a celebrity, I don't know who that is.

Can I see it? I don't know who that. Unless you, like, convince me it's an actor. I don't know that celebrity. Really? Who's it supposed to be? She thought it was Kenny Chesney. Oh yeah, no, that's not Kenny Chesney.

She was like, oh my gosh, Kenny Chesney. Is he wearing a hat and everything? He's wearing a black little cowboy hat and sunglasses, but this guy is way older than Kenny. And Kenny doesn't wear the cowboy hat unless he's on stage for the most part. I'm just, and I was like, I don't think that's him. She goes, no, it's him.

I can see him right now. It does look like Tyler Farne in the picture, though, in front of Kenny. Yeah, and Terry Bradshaw all set together. Oh, wow, that's quite the dinner. once my yeah this was like king Chesney was no not him once my wife and some friends

it'd be funny if we didn't even recognize the real celebrities in the picture Tyler Farr and Terry Bradshaw that's funny my wife when she was in college they went to a like a NCAA tournament game and one of her friends that she was with was like oh the North Carolina players were coming through and they're like let's get a picture

with them and so they're taking pictures with like random North Carolina players and I haven't seen the picture but Caitlin took a picture with some guy who was playing whatever. And then they went back to look at the picture. And it's Caitlin and her friend and one player. And in the background, just staring at him was Vince Carter. She didn't even know that.

That's funny. Manse Carter was like, taking a picture with him? Not me? Vince Carter, massive NBA player, but went to North Carolina. But yeah, that'd be funny if that was Tyler Farr. Yeah, so I can tell my mother-in-law that she's not. It's not her. I didn't think it was, but I was like, all right, I'll send it to him

and see if they think it is. but I don't think it is. She goes, oh, you're just being funny. No. Hey, what's up with YouTube, by the way? Like, why did, why did you? What I mean? My mother-in-law?

No, you, a couple things. Especially when you mentioned mother puts me on this. You kicked lunch, or Eddie out of you, the family basketball bracket? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you just didn't get in, man. No, I didn't get the invite. First time in five years. Sent the invite to everybody.

I just said renew the league and everybody got in. Thoughts? No. And my son, and my son won it like three years ago. go. And he didn't get the invite. He's like, dad, are we not doing lunchboxes? Things like, I don't know. He hasn't emailed me either. And then the tournament started. I'm like, well, you know what? I want to bring this up on the show. I'm curious. So you didn't purposefully eliminate him from the league. No, he purposely, if he didn't find the invite, he waited until it started

so he could bring it up. No, no, no. I don't have the invite. No, I'm saying. If you didn't see it in your email, you could have been like, hey, I didn't get the email. Because my dad would be like, I didn't get it. I'd rescind it. Well, he's been awfully aggressive right now. Yeah, that's kind of weird. I mean, why do you think he didn't invite you? Well, the main reason I think is because it's a family bracket. And every year, like, his mom and I text just kind of about the bracket because his mom's on there. And I'm like, hey, you got good, a lot of points today.

You're texting his mom. So I'm thinking maybe, like, that really has finally gotten to him. You do like his mom. I love his mom. Yeah. And we do text sometimes. That's weird. Either that or he just doesn't want my family to win.

Hey, if you're into a 70-year-old woman, you're into a 70-year-old woman. We're all in different things. That's right. Have fun. man. Go get it. I love her. Is it weird, though, that he would text with your mom?

Is that why you kept him out of it? I don't give a crap. So you don't care? But is that why you kept him out of the bracket? Nope. I told you. I said, I renewed the league. See, he's doing lawyer talk.

He renewed the league. But did you manipulate it any way on who it reinvited? No, it says renew the league. Invite members. Yes, boom. But did you kick him out as a member before? How do you kick? I don't know how to kick you out.

Fair enough. It's not in there, man. Hey, Yahoo must have lost it. What email? Texted. My Yahoo. Whatever you signed up with the year before, that's where it goes. And that's the problem I have my dad every year.

He's like, I didn't get the email. I'm like, Dad, you have to go to the email you used the last year. And he was like, all right. Steve at 26 at yahoo.com. Sounds fishy, but I'll take it. He does have the ability to lean back on he's not tech savvy. Sure. Because that is true.

Okay. I mean. Oh, you're good. Eddie, your Dack Prescott-Signed jersey. I almost put it up on my eBay. It was up and it was almost loaded, but then I forgot I gave it to edit. Yeah, you don't have it anymore. I know.

And now I don't have it anymore. What do you mean? I'm so stupid. So, I don't know. Like, after you gave it to me, my kids saw and they're like, Dad, that's so cool. Like, can we hang it up in our room? Like, no, this is mine.

This is my birthday gift. I'm going to frame it. I'm going to put it in my office. And then I said the dumbest thing I've ever said. I said, you know what? You guys like, you guys win one of your basketball tournaments? Because I was like, you guys are never going to win a basketball tournament. I'll give you rough.

Outlook bleak. I mean, really, dude. Yeah, first time to ever play on a league like that. Yeah. I'm like, you guys are never going to win a basketball tournament. I say, either one of you two, like, if you win a basketball tournament, I'll give the jersey. Oh my gosh.

Then your son. He won the whole tournament. And so now I gave him the jersey. So, but how long does it stay in his room? Forever. It's theirs. No way. Yeah, it's theirs.

I thought it was like they just get to hang on to it for a little bit. No, dude. And then I busted them. They were like, oh, yeah, where are the thumb tax? Where's the thumbtacks? And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They were about to get thumbtacks and just tack it up on the wall. I'm like, no.

Oh, that's what I would have done, too. Yeah, that's what you do as a kid. As a kid, yeah. But no, no, no. I said, guys, we're going to frame this. We're going to do it the right way. So, I mean, I guess it's still in my house, but it's no longer mine. I think for a kid, you can just tack it.

I think it's more fun for them to be able to touch it and feel it. No, then they wear it. As a responsible parent, you make sure it's in a frame. Yes, like one time we had. It's too valuable. I wanted to sell it on my eBay page. Like I had a Derek Henry signed autograph ball that you gave me and I gave it to him. And for one week they had it like, oh, on display, I come home, they're playing with it outside.

They're like, we couldn't find our other ball, Dad, so we use this one. No, what are you doing? Don't cherish that stuff. Yeah, be careful. Because I could have gotten how much for that. Well, I pulled up my eBay page here. And I'm also having to do math now because any of the money that make over the price that I paid for the thing, I'm slivering off. to donate to St. Jude at the end.

But I'm already lowering prices, which I mentioned. Bones, be patient. I can't. I only have five things up, and I'm like, I got to get them off. I put other things on. But I just low, so I have this Brett Farr of Jersey, which I only lost to the price because I searched it to see what everybody else was selling it for. Brett Fav, number four, Green Bay Packers, Authentic Signed Jersey. So I listed it for 900. Some of them are more than that.

And so this dude message is, I'll give you $750 for it. And I was like, that's not bad. Yeah, I take that. No, hold on. He said, I'll give you $700 for it. And I said, how about $8? And he said, how about $7.50 and you give me a signed book? And I was like, deal.

Nice. But now I'm, like, making deals with people in the page. That's what it's about. That's what it's about. Oh, you can, like, send other stuff on eBay? No, it'll get flagged. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you see it separately.

When he mails it, he's going to have to mail it separate. Why, why, why, why? Because it'll get flag saying this was not part of the description. How do they know what they get? But if they don't tell on me. Guys, they inspect, this happened with our auction. Well, it goes to eBay first. Before it goes out?

Yes. I'm asked the question. I know. Scuba saying it doesn't. Scuba? Oh my God. If it's an authenticated process, like the shoes, for example, like Stock X. But his stuff he's selling needs to be.

But my question for you is, though, needs to be versus what has to be done. Are you selling it to the guy on eBay and you're doing a buy it now? Yes. And are you authenticating it through eBay? No, it's already authenticated. Then when he buys it, you're going to get his address. You're going to ship it to him and it's done. Let me ask Reed because Reed said it.

Read, walk out to the microphone real quick. because somebody even bought a funco of the funcos that I put up and they were like hey would would you mind personalizing this and I was like yeah no problem so I don't mind doing that stuff but read the guy that said he would give 750 for the far of Jersey yeah and he and he wanted a sign book he didn't care what book so I can send him any book that's not I didn't even write I know I'm no I'll send in one of my books but I guess kill a mockingbird the question is when we send the stuff to him do we send the stuff to eBay first or do we mail it right to the No, you send it right to the seller. It has their address and stuff on there. It's 25 years. And then you can provide it like a tracking number. So if we put the book in there, it's not going to be... No.

It's fine. It's fine, dude. You're not sending shoes or anything to be authenticated to you get to them. You're just sending it straight to the client. Lunchbox said it was going to be flagged and we couldn't... No. Couldn't do it. You could put anything you want. So the guy could flag it when he gets it, but he's not going to because we're putting...

Yeah, because he wants it. Got it. Okay. Then how come when we sold shoes from our store... Shoes are different. Let me finish my sentence. Good God. This is what's so annoying.

But I started my conversation. But you do it to him too in the same exact way. And I started my conversation saying, if you're sending shoes. It's not meditated. That hurts my ears. So we have a talking stick. Last year, we did. No, I'm talking.

We both do it to each other. So I have a talking stick. I'm going to give lunchbox a talking stick first. Go ahead. I'm just telling you, last year, we sold shoes from our storage unit. And someone bought them and asked us to sign them. We signed them. We shipped them.

They got sent back because the description did not say they would have an autograph. And so they were the eBay, it went to an eBay facility first because it was such a, I don't know why, but it's a specific item shoes or high priced. I don't know. He did say you don't know why. But they said there was nothing about autographs in the description. But how would eBay know what's in the box if you're mailing it right to the person? It was, that's what I'm saying.

It went to an eBay facility. But we don't because we have. the person's address. I thought I had the person's address. Whatever address came through, I sent it off and it was an eBay place. I don't know. Maybe it sends it back to eBay, like if maybe they have to ship it to eBay to get it confirmed? Through authentication. I know you can't

hear Scoob. Scoob, I'm going to give you the talking stick now and then we're going to be done. Go ahead. Yeah, so I said this in the beginning. You're not selling shoes. There's a problem with the shoe market recently where there were a lot of fake shoes, and so eBay had to step in and authenticate those. You're selling an autograph piece of memorabilia that you have already authenticated.

And the authentication is with it. I didn't authenticate it, but like fanatics did or whatever. Yeah, so eBay's not stepping in. You're not, you're not, there's even maybe a window you can check to say, send to eBay for further authentication. But you already have it. You're good. You're done.

You're just sending it to the person. They bought something. No different than if someone buys wheel lug nuts or buys Michael Jordan rookie card. If there's no authentication process needed for it, it goes right to the person. Okay. Shoes were different because shoes, when I did that with him, shoes are a different thing, especially when he was selling shoes. there was an issue with shoe validity, I guess, if they're real or not.

Got it. Okay, well, we'll see what happens. You guys need to make out. Yeah, but if you get the guy's address, you need to make out. I'd love to make out with him. Yeah, lunchboxes make out with everybody. I mean, it's lunchbox. Can you end each up in?

You know? LBV. No, I just was trying to tell you what happened to us, and that's what. But then you also said you didn't know in the middle of the arguments. I said, I don't know why they said because it wasn't, it didn't match the description that was on your eBay account. They said it was not a valid sale. That was their reasoning for sending them.

the shoes back. And he also doesn't know where it went because he made Abby send it. So he has no idea of anything. I don't, I literally don't know anything. I had Abby print out the slips. I took him to the drop. Something is off today. Maybe's off of medication. Full moon. Full moon. So off today. Lunch is angry. You're weird. Okay. Well, thank you everybody. Wait, did you say I'm weird? Yeah. That's going to make me mad, dude. I know. I heard. I heard you know like me called weird. You're weird. Well, we'll see tomorrow. Yeah, please. We hope. All right. Thank you. you and

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