The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (6-16-21)
Episode Date: June 16, 2021Bobby starts by talking about the Chrissy Teigan drama that went down yesterday when she was accused by someone of harsh bullying. Bobby talks about how he hates cancel culture and how it can get brut...al. He explains why people should be given another shot instead. We also get a quick update on our Hobby Hat challenge. Eddie got a big plumbing bill that he’s having lots of issues with. Mike D also recommends Loki on Disney+ and we discuss the best Anti-Heroes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's time for the Bobby Bones
Post Show. Here's your host, Bobby
Bones.
Did you guys read the new Chrissy Teagan stuff yesterday?
No. The new one like her
apology? No, after the apology, someone else
came out and showed a
extremely detailed where he was like, hey, I didn't, someone photoshopped this of me saying this word.
And it was proved it was true that he didn't actually say this racist statement, right?
I think he's from one of those shows that Lunchbox watches, those model shows, runway.
Oh, America's Next Top Model?
Something like that.
Project One Ray.
Yeah, something.
I don't know.
One of those shows.
So he was, so he reached out there.
He was like, hey, will you talk to me?
And here's my number.
Call me.
And she's like, no, you're going to get what you deserve.
and then he writes this whole long thing yesterday going,
hey, she like blackballed me.
This is after the apology came out.
And then he showed the receipts of their communication.
I believe it to be true.
But I mean, you actually could have Photoshop that at the same way.
But I don't know.
People believe him.
But it was brutal yesterday.
I mean, yeah, I missed that.
But, I mean, if it was before,
it's not like she issued the apology and then did that.
I mean, she was very transparent in the apology
that she definitely did like some things she was.
not proud of and has, you know,
worked towards being different and is in a
completely different place now. So
I don't know. Some pretty
brutal online
bullying stuff. I know. So that's what
that's what's all about. The Courtney Stodd and stuff
was crazy where she was like, kind of
wishing she'd die. You told her
to, yeah, end it. The guy's name
is Michael Costello. He's a designer.
He's accusing Chrissy Teigen of bullying.
He said he was so humiliated and then
kind of showed some of the text
maybe it was DM exchange.
A lot of stuff was on Twitter.
So, but then here's what happens, right?
And I bring this up.
Then Leona Lewis, who sings the song from back in the day,
I keep bleeding, I keep bleeding.
She comes out and she's like, okay, listen, I'm not saying you're not telling the truth,
but let me tell a story about you being awful to me.
And her point is, we sit here all day and just go, well, this person was mean here,
this person wasn't mean there.
And none of it isn't true or it's not, you know, it's still mean.
meaningful when they heard us, but he's like, she's like, don't throw stones.
Yeah.
Because here's the exact story of you treating me like crap.
Sure.
Making me feel terrible, telling me that I, not dressing me for in a show that you said to show up.
It was just a whole, this is interesting.
I hate cancel culture, by the way.
Like, hey, I do think there should be repercussions for if you do something dumb, but I
definitely don't think you can't work your way out of situations.
Right.
As long as you don't touch a kid or kill somebody or hurt an animal.
Like, I kind of feel like you can rehabilitate yourself or go that was so long ago.
And look how I've changed since then.
Like, let my work also speak for me.
It's just like with the Morgan Wall and stuff too.
When that happened, I was like, you can't cancel the guy.
Does he need to probably go and fix some stuff?
Yeah.
And so he probably takes some time off.
And I got crushed for that.
But you know what he did he took some time off.
And then he came back and he's loved and welcomed.
And he's like, hey, look, I've learned my lesson.
and I mean the fact that it has to be one way or the other that it's like you're absolutely right
you're absolutely wrong mind blowing to me yeah it's not black and white I always feel like being
sensible and I've said this before that's where you get beat up the most because you don't jump on
any of the big teams and I feel like I try to live in that sensible place so I always just feel like
I'm getting pounded because there's no team of sensibility there's team of way over here you're right
there's team over here no you're right you're wrong and so but the christie teague and stuff's
gotten brutal and this guy comes out yesterday and says this and then leon lewis is like okay got it you
you absolutely have the right to say that i believe you but just so you know this is what you did to me
and that chain can go on forever and then somebody can probably go hey leonel lewis this is you did it to me
you probably come and say bobby you did this and i could be like but you did this my point is
one i don't like cancel culture at all two boy the christie tegan stuff will just show you how you can
be on a high on a real high all of a sudden kick the leg boom you're at the bottom you're at the bottom
them, but I don't think she should just be eliminated from life now.
You know?
I don't.
I think that she probably is a different person.
She probably is humiliated.
Why she humiliated because she got caught or because I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like a lot of that's on us too for like just believe.
Like we think we know people and that's on us that, you know, if we're getting fooled
by people, like that's, I don't know.
Don't start believing people you don't know.
It's a good song.
Don't start believing.
And by us, he doesn't mean like literally us.
Like none of us were hashtagging cancel Chrisie Deegan.
No, and I wasn't hashtagging cancel Morgan Wallen either.
Right.
But because I wasn't, I was getting pressure from a side of the industry that was like, hey, we need you to step up and say Morgan Wallen needs to be gone.
I was like, you're out of your mind.
I don't need to tell you who that was.
I don't have to say that.
And then there's obviously another side that's like, you need to be there saying he needs to be back on the radio tomorrow.
I'm like, no, I don't need to say that either.
Like I can only say how I feel.
And I'm not even saying I'm right.
I'm just saying this is how I feel.
It's a weird, weird time right now.
You blame all this on COVID again?
I blame it on Russia.
Oh, Russia.
Don't even know why.
Just blame it on Russia.
I blame it on Putin and Bitcoin.
Things I can't really explain.
But that Chrissy Tiggins for us spent a while reading up on that yesterday.
She lost some major endorsements because of it.
But I do believe that she or anyone else should have a show.
shot to get back in the game. You didn't touch a kid. You didn't get drunk and kill somebody.
You didn't kick a dog, you know, and hurt an animal on purpose. Like, those are kind of the
categories where I'm like, no bounce back. Otherwise, I hope when I mess up, people give me a shot.
Because to do what we do for a living, anybody, where you get on and you talk for five hours
and you hope you never get in trouble, I've been in some real trouble on this show.
in my, well, I mean, where a million dollar fines, lunchbox went to jail, got sued a bunch of
times.
Good times.
Like, I've really screwed up a bunch.
And thank God that our listeners are like, you know what, we've got always a good dude and got a good heart, sometimes does dumb stuff.
But so because of that, I don't want to jump on and be like, cancel somebody.
That could have been canceled a few times.
So just a weird, weird wild story.
I hope everyone is able to
therapeutically get back to a good place.
All parties involved.
Chrissy Teigen.
Courtney Stodden.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
What was the guy's name?
The designer, Mike?
Michael Costello.
His pain is real.
Leona Lewis.
Everybody's pain is real.
But I don't think it has to last forever.
I think people can work back from situations.
and be part of society again in the industry they've chosen.
Now, if you just suck, you just shouldn't come back.
Get to be a singer if you're a sucky singer.
I'm not saying that, but Leon Lewis is a good singer.
But I just wonder now if someone comes out and goes,
okay, Leanna Lewis, you want to say that?
Well, let me tell you what you did.
So, anyway, I spent some time reading up on that yesterday.
Which you don't read up as much on that anymore.
And I also find I don't know, there's just so many different sex,
SECTS of like fame now.
like Caitlin was talking about some documentary on Hulu that she started watching about a housewife and some other old guy.
A lawyer? Yeah. And she was like, I got to watch this. And I'm like, okay, we'll go and watch it. I knew nothing about the story. She showed me a picture of them. I was like, oh, I scroll past that on E News. I don't read it though. Oh, it's terribly sad.
And she's like, but there's this big story. I'm like, I guess there's just so many stories that I don't know all the stories now. So tell me what happened there.
Well, so she's a real housewives, one of the cast members. And she is married.
to, or was married to this like
uber wealthy lawyer dude.
Really old guy you look like.
Really old.
Like it was awkward to watch them on camera together
because it was like a girl with her grandpa.
Oh, not even dad, grandpa.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like grandpa straight up.
Like any minute I was thinking like,
is he going to, is he okay?
Is that what everyone thinks,
not saying it's true or not,
but does everyone think she's with him
for the money so he dies, she gets it?
Absolutely.
But she said no, it was real love.
And they've actually had been together for a very long time.
Now, I don't know if they're officially divorced or whatever.
I haven't watched Real Housewives in a little bit.
But I do know some of the story of what he did.
And he just had...
What did he do?
He had poor practices as a lawyer, like really fraudulent and scammed people for money.
And it's just really terrible situation.
And so I think how he got his money sometimes wasn't always
you know, of good standards or like, I don't know.
I haven't watched the documentary yet.
I want to.
But yeah, we actually, I, we actually know someone who knows someone that was scammed by him.
So it's kind of, I think I probably have a little bit more interest in it.
Of all, I mean, I think he took 40 seconds.
And I said this respectfully.
I have no idea what you just said.
I know, because I don't know this.
Like, I feel like I learned nothing about it.
Other than that, he's a dirty lawyer.
Okay, great.
So did he go to prison?
If he scam people, wouldn't he be in prison?
And how did he scam him?
He scammed kids, hospitals.
Yeah, I don't.
Other housewives, I watch that.
I'm not going to say the details of the story that I know because I don't know if that part's public.
So I don't know publicly what he has been specifically in trouble for.
In the special streaming now on Hulu, various legal experts, and those accusing Tom of embezzlement and questionable legal practices,
discussed the scandals surrounding the former couple, all which came to light following Erica's divorce filing last year.
So maybe this is multiple stuff and not one big one?
Yeah.
No, I mean, he's a, I guess that's a way else.
sum it up. Sorry I went a roundabout way, but he's a dirty lawyer.
Oh, I'd watch that. He's done people wrong, and I do want to watch it, and I've just heard
that it's like really, really sad. Oh, I don't like that then. But she watched most of it yesterday and
was like, man, but she's also a big housewives fan. Yeah. On most, she doesn't like Dallas. She
thinks Dallas is dumb. Yeah, but she's on, this is a Beverly Hills one, so it's a good one.
She likes Beverly Hills, which I'll occasionally sit in on. The one that I like is Salt Lake City.
Yeah, that one's interesting. Well, that's another, well, speaking of marrying your girl.
grandfather. Like literally. But not her
blood grandfather, the guy who was married to her
grandmother, so she could retain
control the church, and then they have kids
and that drew me in. And I was like, I got to watch
this. And then we saw one of them, we were in California.
Me, Mike, and Caitlin, and we were shopping in some
store, and Caitlin's like, there's one of the housewives right there.
I was like, the ones I like,
and she was like, yeah, I didn't recognize either.
Because they don't look as glamorous when they're just out and about.
But yeah.
Well, that girl's been dropped by her lawyers.
Like they said, we ain't representing you anymore.
watching the documentary. Oh, really? Yeah. So are they saying she knew? They said we are not
going to represent her anymore. Oh. They could just be getting so much pressure too. Yeah, she's the one with
the alter ego called Erica Jane. No idea what that is. No idea. Okay. I don't watch enough of
Beverly Hills. Sometimes I'll watch some of the New York. This is another good one.
Because I feel like they're real, a little more real, a little more gritty. It's all real. Okay,
let me take it back. I feel like who they are seems a little more.
Who they actually are.
Like who they really are.
Yes, that's a good way to put it.
Because the cutaways are always weird to me.
And I know this has been a standard practice of the Housewives franchise.
When they cut away and they're doing the interviews with them in their house and they're just glammed up like they're going to prom.
I just feel like that's kind of weird.
But that's the brand of that show.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's, to me, I'm always like, if you're looking this fake right now, are you telling me the truth too?
So.
Probably not.
Right.
But okay.
But she's enjoyed it so far.
Yeah, I'm going to watch it.
So she recommends we watch it.
I just haven't gotten to yet because I've had to watch.
She had 11 minutes left.
She got a call yesterday and she had to stop it, but she said it was good.
Okay, then I'm going to watch it.
Once I get done watching the weather channel or whatever I'm watching.
We did watch some more teen mom yesterday.
We didn't do an update today because it's not horribly fascinating to go over it every single day.
So on Friday we'll kind of catch up on everybody's hobbies that we had.
What I'm wondering is if Morgan ends up finishing the diamond art.
This is just my thoughts about this.
I know Eddie listened to the Razorback Daily again.
Is it still as sad?
Yeah, they've moved on now.
They have, I can't, I can't get, I can't listen right now.
I'm still in mourning that we're not going to the College World Series.
And I can't even, I can't even double-click an Instagram story where they're talking about it or an Instagram feed because they can't take it right now.
No, they're good.
They've focused more on all the championships you guys have had throughout the whole year.
So that's really good.
A lot of sports.
We need something.
Softball team was good.
They're talking about hiring down logins yet?
Yes, the tight ends coach.
I'm a fan now, dude.
I know all about your team.
Jeff Bezos's wife has given away $2.7 billion.
Love it.
Basically $3 billion.
Amazing.
To a lot of...
Right.
We've been talking about the bad stuff.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, look at her.
It's awesome.
She comes, she gets all this money, and she's like, you know what?
I don't need this money.
Why am I...
I don't know that I would be this good.
Oh, how much you have left?
A lot.
You know how sometimes they do the math of, like,
that's equivalent to us giving away $20 bucks?
What is it?
I don't know.
Jeff Bezos, his ex-wife, McKenzie just gave $2.7 billion to various charities.
That's on top of the $6.
billion she gave away last year. And that's the most that's ever been donated to charity.
She says she's concerned about the concentrates of wealth in the hands of just a few.
She is worth $59.1 billion. Boom.
Right. So it doesn't matter if that's equivalent to us donating $100.
It's just that she has too much that she just literally can't give all of it away.
Yeah, there's no way. And then also is that, does that she get to like write that off?
Is that help her? That doesn't matter though. She doesn't need more.
I'm joking.
I don't people do that though
That is wild that she has 59.1 billion
Wait, but what's wrong if people do that?
Billion.
It's just, I mean, I'm just saying like, that's not what she's doing.
Oh.
People do that to their advantage.
She's not doing that.
I don't know that she's not doing it.
She might not.
But why?
What do you mean?
If she's giving so much to charity.
Because she wants to give it to organizations and not the government.
Government, yeah.
And then you take that money that you didn't give to the government and your taxes,
you can also re-give that away to other charities.
Yeah.
Hey, learn how money works, Eddie.
Sure, but I read a book.
I'm sure.
I read a book.
government.
She's like...
I don't know.
I don't know.
She could be...
Well, I'm not
anti-government either, but it's still just a way of having more control over how
your extra money is spent.
Or you're not extra.
Your money.
Sometimes I go, I love that our money's taxed because I get to drive down the street and not
wreck and not have cops and firefighters.
But then sometimes they had a pothole and I'm like, what the crap, man?
I pay my taxes.
Like, I hit a pothole, broke my car axle.
I was like, where am I?
What country am I in?
I'm paying good money to have this crap fixed.
Well, okay.
What?
I was going to go on a thing about how our roads actually are really nice.
I know they are, but sometimes I get a little Beyonce when I break my car axle driving down the road.
You ever drew into Mexico?
I drove in Haiti.
That's brutal, huh?
I mean, yeah, it's awful.
We were going every direction.
It's 2021, and there's still debris in the middle of the roads from the earthquake in 2010.
I'm dumb, is my point.
Just so we need to break this down.
it's not anyone's fault that there's a big pothole in the middle of the road.
But when I hit and it breaks something, it costs my car $2,000 worth of damage, I get irritated going,
can somebody fix a pothole?
Yeah.
This happened to me.
It happened to other people too.
And then I'm like, dang those taxes.
But in case the government's listening, I pay him.
Now, I love them.
I love to pay them.
Eddie had a big bill for plumbing in his house.
Yeah, and they're working on it today.
I found out yesterday, I don't know if you remember, I had a walk out of the studio.
My wife hit me with a...
Oh, I saw that yesterday.
You said, I got to take a call and you walked out.
She said, can you talk for a second?
So I took the call and the plumber was there.
Our water heater went out.
Our baby threw another toy down another toilet.
Oh, really?
Our garbage disposal went out and is leaking.
So now we're looking at house damage from the leak.
I don't know how long it's been leaking under the sink.
No one checked.
So we're looking at possibly $3,500.
That number's up from what you sent me yesterday.
Correct.
Correct.
Because I didn't know we had water damage.
Well, insurance. Oh, water damage is the worst. We're dealing with that now.
I was going to ask you that. Like, you've been dealing with water damage.
The house, listen, I love the house we bought, but we knew there was a lot of work that needed to be done on this house.
We have, there's, we've not stopped on, like, in the guest room now they had to peel up a bunch of the floor because it was just water damage underneath it.
And there's nothing you can do with water damage. It's the worst.
Yeah.
Y'all are like Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn.
I don't know what that. Overboard?
No. Or what's the movie? What's that movie Money Pit? Who's in that?
Tom Hanks.
Oh, never mind.
The goat.
Wrong people.
But in a $3,500 bill where if it's all spread out, that's not really an insurance payment, is it?
No, and that's the estimate, too.
And you're talking about charges of like, they're charging from, I got to move the washer and dryer because that's in the way of the water heater.
And now it's, it could be affecting.
My wife said today that the heater, the dryer's not working too.
So, dude.
That stinks.
When it rains, it pours.
They should write a song about that.
Yeah.
that whole part of the house, the plumbing was messed up.
And so we, and listen,
this is not a big problem.
Yeah.
And there are real problems in life.
But whenever they come in and they go,
oh yeah, here's an unexpected bill.
You're two bathrooms, bedrooms are flooded.
I got to rip out two complete bathrooms.
You're like, dang, man, crazy.
I know.
Very expensive.
Sorry to hear that.
Thank you.
So I'm dealing with that right now.
Yeah, I knew when you left the studio,
very uncharacteristic in the middle of something.
I never do that.
I never do that.
It's like me leaving to go to the bathroom during a show.
She had the plumber there,
and she's like,
I need to make a decision on this now.
Like, what do we do?
And I said, all right, I'll call you in a second.
Good luck.
Thanks, man.
On the Velvet's Edge podcast with Kelly Henderson,
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They dissect the danger of if-then statement mentality and talk about finding a relationship that truly works.
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Speaking to Mike D,
I've been curious about Loki, Mike,
on Disney Plus.
Yeah.
Because they're putting out one episode a week.
It's not binging time.
One a week, yep.
You've watched that episode?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I think you'll like it.
I love time travel.
Yeah, you love time travel.
You like the Avengers movies.
If you've seen the last Avengers movie,
you'll like this show.
Kailen hasn't seen The Avengers, though.
At all?
Mm-mm.
Oh, she might not get it.
There's some stuff you need to know.
Loki is the evil brother of Thor.
Yes.
Does he, if it's a spoiler, don't respond to this.
Does he remain a bad guy in this series?
Or is he like a bad guy you root for?
You don't really know yet, but so far you're rooting for him.
Morgan, do you watch it?
Yeah, I like it a lot.
The next episode just came out today.
Do you think you'll root for Loki?
Yeah, he's never been the bad guy that you hated.
He's always been the bad guy that you kind of adored in all of the movies.
He's just not, that's not his personality.
He has a lot of comedy to him.
and so far I really like him
and even if he does end up bad
I'll probably still end up rooting for him
Isn't it weird how they can make his root for bad people in show?
For example, what was the
gangster series on HBO, The Sopranos?
He was like the first anti-vill,
anti-hero, anti-hero.
Tony? Yeah, Tony Soprano where he's like
I'm like a bad dude but you kind of go
he's relatable, he's got real problems,
kind of root for him. And who's the guy that you secretly
root for? Well, Breaking Bad.
Oh, Thanos to me, if that story
is just told from a different perspective, he's the good guy.
I was doing a charity speech once and I got on.
You brought Thanos into that?
Someone had said something about it.
And I went up and did like 15 minutes in the middle of it.
I was like, let me tell you about Thanos and did this whole,
because somehow it related, I'm sure related.
Oh, yeah.
But Breaking Bad Walter White.
Oh, that's a good one.
He is an anti-hero.
Because you just know that.
I feel like that's just people in general.
If you know their whole story and understand why they're acting the way they are,
you feel a little more empathetic to them.
Cruella?
Yep, Creolella.
That's great.
You both really like that.
Yes.
Because she's a villain in the cartoons,
but you learn her backstory
and you learn why she's a villain.
So then you kind of go, I get it.
El Chapo?
No way.
What are you talking about?
What?
What?
Even like Pablo Escobar.
You can get his whole story
and you're still like,
I don't feel bad for you.
Yeah.
I mean, but something had to go wrong with them.
Other anti-heroes, Mike?
Venom.
Never watched it.
Don't know anything about him.
Isn't he like Junior varsity Spider-Man?
He's like an evil Spider-Man in a way
Does he kind of look like Spider-Man?
Yeah, he's like a black Spider-Man.
Okay.
His whole suit is black?
Yeah, got it.
Okay, and?
I mean, you could argue, like, some horror characters,
like Michael Myers, you kind of root for him in a way.
You do?
No.
I never rooted for him, but you're saying because we know the trauma
they went through as a kid that made him that way?
Yeah, you understand it.
Somebody commented on Facebook, Darth Vader.
Oh, that's great.
Because you do, Anakin.
And you don't root.
I'm not a Star Wars guy, so I'm just going to talk out of my butt for a second.
But I do know the story.
You don't in the old movies, because you don't know why he's, you just know he's a villain.
But when they go backward, you learn about his story and you go, oh, I see why he's such a douche.
Sort of like the new Corella DeVille.
Yeah.
I know.
I know you just said it, but I'm saying that's why we now know.
All we said was that it was Corella.
But I watched the old 101 Dalmatians.
And she's, to me, she wouldn't even that mean.
in 101 Dalmatians.
Well, it was a kid's movie.
Did she want to kill the dogs or something?
She wanted to make them into fur.
That was the whole thing.
You two, Amy and Eddie, are the two that.
We constantly have to go.
We just said that on the show.
No, I heard y'all say that.
No, I know, but I'm just saying in general.
Okay.
Well, I know, but I just feel like.
Yeah, it's you two who we always have to go.
Like right now, if Eddie went, Venom, we'd go,
classic Eddie.
Eddie, we just said Venom.
What kind of thing, uniforms do you wear?
There's a black Spider-Man outfit, is.
Let's see.
they say John Rambo
like Rambo from back in the day
yeah I mean he's a vet
I mean because he was misunderstood in the very beginning
I love Rambo
me too
yeah he was awesome
I'm waiting for the day I can show
Rambo to my kids
like I want to watch that with him so bad
you can watch it you're 13 year old can watch it
yes but I want all of them to watch it
oh got you ever watch Commando with Arnold Schwarzenegger
yeah not the same but that was better
that was the best
commando was awesome you like that
yeah Tiger Woods is returning to L.A.
after a car crash is moving pretty well on crutches
Amy, you, will you root for Tiger?
Not that you'll watch a bunch of golf,
but will you root for Tiger when he comes back?
Yes, because I watched his documentary.
I mean, I think he falls in line with a similar conversation
of, like, you can think certain things about Tiger,
and then watching that documentary, you learned a lot about his childhood,
and then everything he went through.
And then, yeah, you just never know.
And so, yes, I will root for him.
I mean, if I would watch golf.
Will you always root for Tiger?
Yep.
Yep.
And sometimes I go, why am I rooting for Tiger?
Because I've also heard some really terrible stories about how he's treated people that I know.
And I go, not so bad, though, that, again, back to the thing.
He didn't hurt a kid.
He didn't kill anybody.
Just being Tiger.
But also, I don't, after you see a story, I mean, he didn't get to live a normal life ever.
You get it.
You understand it.
I don't get it.
But at some point, people have to, you know, take responsibility for their actions.
Absolutely.
But once you hear a story, you're just like, well, I mean, no wonder.
That makes sense.
Still unclear if Tiger will ever play golf again.
But the fact he's moving around seems like a good sign the article says.
A great-grandmother's arrested after a 10-year-old crashes her car.
Why is she arrested?
Yeah.
She let him drive.
A great-grandmother is interesting.
Because that's, you either had to start having kids really young to have like a great-grandmother.
Because I didn't have a great-grandmother.
but you were...
I did.
I had a great grandmother.
Me, ma'am.
Yeah.
I mean, I have memories of her.
So somebody had to have kids, or they lived to be 100 years old.
Yeah, she was old.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
So, Bones, even though your mom had you at a young age, you didn't meet your great-grandmother?
She was the youngest of my grandfather, who I didn't know, he died of cancer, my mom was eight,
and my grandmother of, like, five kids.
Yeah, I mean, I think they have to live a long life, even if you have them, yeah.
But if...
Yeah.
I mean, if she'd have been young, geez, I don't know my great, great, great grandmother.
The pride of Largo, Florida, Lauren Birch Burke has been hit with a felony after she allegedly told her 10-year-old great-grandson to drive her Ford escape.
Oh.
And he crashed into another car.
Okay, but back in the day, 10-year-olds probably could drive for her.
This is not back in the day.
That's not a big excuse.
Yeah.
Okay.
You can't get arrested and be like, no officer, officer, really.
Back in the day, go look.
Look at the newspaper, 1941 post.
This was accepted.
The police report that Burke had been.
enjoying some vodka, back the
SUV out, and then put the kid behind the wheel.
In the car that was hit, there was a driver
and three kids, none of whom were injured.
Thank goodness.
She's the queen of Largo?
That's what I said, yeah. I wonder
she's, like, famous there. Now I wonder who the
oldest person ever arrested is.
Well, I wonder who the oldest person
is still driving. Oh, get
them off the road. A film crew
is accused of spending fake movie money
at a local business.
Some of this money is so real,
it doesn't always feel exactly right and some of it's only one-sided that I've seen and been
around even the money we had here oh yeah it looks so real we did a promo we did a promo like hey we're
giving away cash and so we ordered a bunch of fake money and it looked extremely real it didn't feel
exactly the same but it looked really real but there's been a rise in television and movie productions
and so with that comes counterfeit money the earlton hill country store posted a warning to other
locals stressing the importance of inspecting bills before taking them they posted a picture
of a fake $10 bill, which is clearly marked
for motion picture purposes, but it was in
small letters, and they
think it was someone from the crew, obviously, that was able to have
access to that money. I had a fake
20 once. Oh, like a real counterfeit.
My dad. Yeah, my dad did a lot of deals
with people from Mexico. That was like his business.
And so he would get paid cash in some things.
He gave me like 20 bucks here at the grocery store.
And they like, ah, they did the little marker thing, and they're like,
oh, this isn't real.
And I'm like, come on. But you thought it was.
Of course. Yeah. And I was really. And I was really.
young, so they didn't question me or anything. They just kept it.
Yeah, that stinks.
I was like, man, I could have kind of jail, dad.
Because I think anybody who was doing it for real, though, would still be like, I don't know what it is.
Right.
Yeah, like somebody just gave me. Or I would have sent a kid to buy stuff.
So if they get arrested, maybe that's when my dad was doing.
They're not.
Just got away with it.
What if your dad was running a counterfeit money around?
I wouldn't surprise me.
Okay, friends, that's it.
Oh, by the way, there are two male drivers who are issued new driver's licenses at age 104.
I mean, if they passed the test.
No.
It's those reaction skills.
That's what you worry about.
What do you call it motor skills?
I think after age 75, because 75 is younger and younger every year.
Do we agree?
Yes.
Because when we were kids, 75 was about to die.
Now 75, you expect people to live that long.
All of my grandparents didn't reach 75.
All of them.
Okay. Thanks, Debbie Downer.
We're trying to do a dang segment here.
I think 75 you start to get checked again every two years.
You have to take the driving test again.
Every year probably.
Every two months.
I think that's a little much.
If I have to get, yeah.
Well, there's lots of tests.
Girls have to go to the guy in a college just every year.
What?
That's true.
That's a good point.
Okay, I'm fine with every year.
Heck, I'm fine with every week,
but I just think it's hard to get people to go that often.
All right, that's what's up with today.
Thank you guys.
Tomorrow show we have a cuddler on,
a professional cuddler who gets paid $100 an hour to cuddle people.
on Friday, Brett Eldridge will be on. So a pretty fantastic little run here. Thank you and goodbye.
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