The Bobby Bones Show - Wednesday Post Show (9-1-21)

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

Bobby has been trying Propel water for his stomach issues. Bobby plays the Top 5 Most Played songs at Country Radio so far this year. Amy shares a new thing called “Blind Date with a Book”. Bobby shares the only fiction books he has read. Raymundo also heard a secret about the COVID vaccine and doctors getting all three. He’s also wondering if it’s worth it to get Apple TV+ just for Ted Lasso. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No. No. One, they taste good because they're flavored. I love a flavor. water but I was talking with the doctor and have such stomach issues and sometimes I'll just be depleted by about 4 p.m. just dead after I because I've had to go the bathroom a lot because the pills I take he's like are you getting enough electrolytes I was like I can't I don't know like I probably he's like well what are you doing specifically to find he's like you should drink those propels if

you can and I do because I'm just so wiped out my system so wiped out they're pretty good they taste good too there's no sugar there's I mean I don't I don't understand something to taste good There's nothing in it. It's weird. It's like a mystery to me. So it's like zero sugar, natural flavor, other natural flavors. But what in this?

Well, that's what it's in there, the quote-unquote natural flavors. I don't think they have to disclose. It's got a little sodium. Got a little vitamin C. My father-in-law drinks those for the same reason. Electrolite replenishment. Oh, I thought you're going to say for Errol to bowel. No, I know that something his doctor recommended as well.

Well, I like the taste of them. So if you're looking for a straight water, but with the taste, and apparently there's all natural flavors. Since it looks just like water, do you ever like sometimes have it in a glass? No, never glass. But forget that it tastes like something else, and then you taste it. You're like, disgusting. Yes, sort of.

Not these specifically, but I have little packets that I have of electrolytes now that I'll put in regular water, and there's salt packets. So before I work out, it's like citrus salt. Oh, yeah, yeah. And there's a lot of sodium, but I need that in order to hit it hard. and so sometimes Caitlin will grab it and go, let me get a drug water. Oh, yeah.

You're not expecting it. Once on, I was playing a game with her. I may have told you guys this, but it was on New Year's Day and I was like, hey, I want to play a game. I said, you lay on the couch and it closed your eyes. And you're going to love this food. And it's, but she laid down, open her mouth

and I put black eyepie's in her mouth. And without knowing what it was, it was, she was like, because black apis are so bitter. And she thought I was messing with her. What she'd think it was? I don't know, but she spit them everywhere. Poop.

Rabbit. Poop. Because black-eyed peas by themselves. Yeah, they need like salt. And I can do a black-out pee even without, but they're very bitter. You want to know you're getting a black-eyed pee, is my point. It's like when I was a kid, my dad would have bourbon and Coke, and I would think it would just be a Coke, and I would go get a sip, and it was like, you were shocked with like the alcohol because it was definitely more bourbon than Coke. But anybody else?

When you were a kid, did you? that? My parents didn't really drink. They kind of hit it from me. I mean, every once in a while, I'd ask for a drink of their Coke, and it was beer, and they're like, no, and I was like, yes, and then they'd give it to me. I'd spit it out. No, just me. Okay. Mine were gone doing that. Just my parents. What'd your dad do?

I'm just kidding. He was doing that, too. It's just gone. Here are the top five most played country songs this year, so far on the radio. Any guesses? What song do you feel like's been played so much? I mean. It's hard because right now's... What's the Luke? Luke Combs one where it's like

It starts real soft Better Together Yeah better together And number four Better together Yeah There you go Some things just go better together

It never doesn't get soft Which was cool about it It's all piano the whole time That's right Just him on a piano Number five Gabby Barrett The Good One Oh yeah

Luke Combs at four Famous Friends From Chrissy on the cane That was my guess Every time I turn on the radio This song's on My buddy Brandon He's the taxi darry

He'll taxidermy. Squirrel real quick. That's like where I come from. Just Away from Parmali at 2. And Thomas Wrett, What's Your Country Song? This is what Mike wrote on this. I'm just going to read it. People don't understand how funny Mike is or how much Mike contributes to the show. Just because he doesn't talk on the air.

And I'm not going to read the last part because that will get me in trouble. But he said if you had to eliminate one, never be played on the radio again, which one would you pick? Nice. It's a fun game. Of those five. That's fun, because they're all good songs. Sure. I'd probably take out just away from Parmally. I've just heard it a lot.

It's been a hit for a long. I do too. I do too. Tell them Blanc. But I like, I'm okay with it. Not being gone of all five of those. What's the first one again? What's your country song?

No, that was the last one. That's number one. Number five is Gabby Barrett. He's one of the good one. I can do without that one. Yeah. I'll take away if I have to pick. I'll take away what your country song.

Okay. Sorry, TR, but. Yeah, that's fine to me too. What's your favorite one of those? Ooh, tell him Blanc. Better together. I love that one. Better together.

Both of you guys tell him. Yeah, I like that. I just think that's a fun part. I love you just the way God made you. Gabby Barrett's close second. I think mine's the Gabby Barrow. Yeah, so good. Yeah, because I sing my special version to Caitlin.

What is it? He's one of the good ones. He is me. Oh, it's about you. I sing that time. Yeah. Those are the top five most played songs on the radio. Amy says you can go on a blind date with a book now.

You can. Well, I saw on Instagram this one bookstore was doing this fun thing where they put books in a paper sack. So you can't see what is in the books. You have no idea what book you're buying. So it's like a blind date with a book. You pick up the bag, you go buy it. And then when you get home, you open up your bag. Boom, that's what you're reading.

Blind date with a book. What if the book sucks? What if you do blind date with a restaurant? That happens, right? That sucks too. What? All right. Can't wait to get home.

Peanut Butter and Jelly. Yeah, you order just the blind date. I went to Roots Chris. This sucks. But guys, that's like a blind date. That's how it works. You don't know what you're going to get. Here's what I would say.

Blind dates don't exist anymore. They don't? Well, no, because now you can just know. I mean, it's. I mean, it's. No, you do, but then sometimes people fake the picture. Well, that's called a catfish. That's different.

But this is just a unique thing that I think the bookstore was doing. And I thought, oh, how clever. I would hope they would do blind dates inside the theme you already like to read. Maybe they do. I don't know. Because I'd, right, if it's like, okay, blind date with a book, you like biographies, here's the option. You're like nonfiction, you like fiction, you like period pieces, war. Sci-fi.

I've never read a fiction book. I haven't read a lot, but let me think of the fiction books I've read because I don't, I feel like I'm wasting my time. I'm totally wrong. But we watch movies and stuff. Absolutely. You did not waste your time with Hunger Games. It's beautiful. Yeah, that's fiction.

Read Hunger Games, all three of them, because there are four movies, three books, I think. Correct. Trilogy. Hunger Games was amazing. Tried to read Twilight. I had nightmares every night, so stopped. Oh, wow. I had vampires in my dreams.

I tried to read that. I did, I lost a bet. It had to read the sex one. 50 shades of gray. Yeah. Do you love it? He had nightmares from that too. There were women in his bed.

No, I didn't love it. You didn't love it. You came to work and you're like, I don't, this is. We did a music video for that. You didn't like it. Yeah, we did. Yes, we did. I read that nonfiction.

I read, what was the tongue? movie, before it was a Tom makes movie, it was a book where he's out, the Mona Lisa. Oh, Da Vinci Code. I read DaVinci Code, and then I read whatever the next one was, too, the Da Vinci Project. No. I don't know. Yes, there was, angels and demons. Oh. If that was a book,

I read it too. I read that I don't know if that's, I read Forrest Gump the book. Wow. Is that a book? Yes. It was, so it was originally a book, and then they made the movie because it sat forever, and somebody happened to come across it, and they did the script, based on the book and they did it.

That's cool. But then, if I'm correct, they redid the book to be more like the movie, but elaborate a little more. And I think I read that last version. Because what, Mike, you may see if that's true. They said the first one was terrible. Yes. The movies that made us episode on it, like the first book wasn't even good.

I wish that I'd said I'd read the original Forrest Gump. But I think I read the Forrest Gump, the book after I watched the movie, which was made but with some, you know, inspiration from the movie. To be more like the movie, yes. So the author of the book had nothing to do with the movie, but after the movie was made, they're like, ooh, I can spice, I can change this up a little bit.

I don't know the details. Interesting. But there is a really good, the movies that made us on Forrest Gump. So I read that as nonfiction. I don't know, I've read a lot of nonfiction. Harry Potter's, you read those? No, my mom did, though. Loved them. She loved them.

Everybody I know that's read them, love them. Which is weird. Yeah, my son reads them now. That I don't, I haven't read them because I, if, If I have enough friends that have sensibilities like mine to be my friend, and they all like something, usually I'll go like, I'll hop into it, TV show. I know. I couldn't do it with Harry Potter. But I just, for some reason, I never got into Harry Potter.

But I got into Game of Thrones, so I'm not too good to be like, ooh. Caitlin read, I recently where the crawfish sing. Something like that. What is that? Where the crawdads sing is what it is. She read that. Anyway, I thought the book thing was interesting. The Blind Date with a book.

Blind Day with a book. Give it a try. Maybe you could do a book exchange with your friends and you like throw it in a bag and you don't know what you're going to get. I haven't been reading crap lately. I mean, let me, let me. You're married. I mean, I just have. Well, Caitlin's reading.

I read it. Yeah. That's true. That's true. I'll walk over. She's like in a chair reading something. I don't know. Right now I just don't have, sometimes I have the itch and I can't.

I'm going three at once. Sometimes the last few months I've read nothing. I read a lot of this thing. I don't know if you guys have read it yet. It's called the internet. It's cool. Oh, yeah. It's called TikTok.

Which website? I do a lot of TikTok. How about... I have some things that... I'm just going to do them today because I don't want to lose them. Ramundo has heard a secret about the COVID vaccine. Oh, great.

Good or bad. Do we really want to hear this? Well, that's what I was thinking, too. Because I'm not somebody who likes... You know, you're not going to hear me going, oh, there's a chemical. Whatever. I do.

I'm a big science guy. However, Raymondo said he's heard a secret about it. And I don't want to push information that isn't true, but I do like secrets. So I was torn. So what would you like to say? Yeah, just people are scared of the vaccine. They're afraid of getting it. You have Johnson and Johnson, and then Pfizer and Moderna.

You have all three of them. Well, I'm friends with medical professionals. And I heard that some doctors, I mean, I just won, I just two. I mean, there's a handful of doctors that when it comes to the three vaccines, Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson, Johnson, they've gotten all three. What? Doctors have gotten all three? Went ahead and tripled up on all the vaccines.

That's interesting. Did you really hear that or did you read that somewhere? I'm dead serious. From a friend, yeah. Because I definitely could see me doing something like that. Yeah. If you asked and went, are we sure these aren't going to like run into each other, collide?

And is there a chance they cover up, you know, I don't know that I wouldn't do that. Well, then I asked, should we get the booster shot? And they said, absolutely get the booster shot. So there you go. Three is interesting. We should get some sort of doctor. I did read that 90% of doctors have the vaccine. Yeah.

But that's interesting to think that somebody's sticking all three in their body. That's a lot. Even for me, I'm like, oh, boy. Do them all at once, both shoulders in your butt at the same time. One, two, three, go. Surely. It's like, I'll do this one. And that's not something you read.

No, friend told me. I mean, but you know how sometimes your friend that becomes a doctor? You're like, what the? You mean in real life? Yes. Because I have friends who are pilots and I'm like, what? Yeah. I have friends that are cops and I'm like, well, you're a cop.

Right. And so it's like, hmm, I don't know. That's funny. The cops. Yeah, I know how that is. Man, it's like, wow. They gave you a good, huh? Hey, I had some famous friends back in the day.

And they're pilots now. And I'm like, dang, I don't know about that. Also, Ramundo was asking me about Ted Lasso, because you haven't watched Ted Lasso yet. Not even a second of it. But your question is about Apple TV in general. Right. We don't have it. We have some of the other subscriptions.

It's only $4.99 a month, which isn't really anything. That's pretty cheap. But it's another subscription. So what I'm asking is, is Apple TV worth getting just for Ted Lasso? Because all the other shows. No, no, no. The morning show? Oh, that's a good one.

So good. Season 2 is about to come out. Yeah. Can you buy Ted Lasso, though? Per episode, Mike D? Because if so, that's just what I would do if there's no other reason to grab Apple TV. Here's what I use my Apple TV for. All those subscriptions you have, they go into my Apple TV, and I run them all.

from Apple TV. Like on that front screen, Netflix, Hulu. On your actual TV. But, but... No, not on TV. On the Apple TV. Yeah, but you can still have Apple TV and not have the subscription. Like, I have Apple TV boxes that give me all the Apple TV access, but I still have to pay extra for these shows, the Apple Plus. I don't know how many works.

Well, I'm telling you they have some good shows. Apple TV, the box. Apple TV Plus is, I guess, is what you're asking about. Correct. Okay. Now we're on the same page. Apple TV plus is where you do get the shows. Correct. I'm going to say no for right now. Can you buy Ted Lasso, Mike? Oh, dang.

But you need to get... You can do a seven-day trial and just binge it. I did a year trial. Yeah. A year trial? They offered me a free year of Apple TV, Apple Plus, or whatever. I did a lifetime trial. They want my kid to buy it.

They gave me for a lifetime. Let me tell you, the morning show is good. Truth be told is good. Tehran is good. Defending Jacob is good. Never heard of any of those. Are you getting an endorsement fee? I've never heard of any of these shows before.

Yes, we've talked about defending Jacobs. And you've watched all those? Well, Ted Ron, some of them were old. Like, I watched them over Christmas break last year. I'm going to say, but Ted Lassau is my favorite show. It is really good. I need to start season two. I haven't done that.

I think the Christmas episode is one of the best Christmas episodes of Christmas episodes. Oh, in general? Yeah, and it's tough because Ted Lassau has such high expectations that it was never going to meet them in season two. It just couldn't have. We loved it too much. The Office has some Christmas episodes. They do. They're great.

No, I'm not the same. I think, but this is such a good Christmas episode. It's up there. Friends has some good Christmas episodes. Yeah. Yeah. But they do a great Christmas episode of Ted Lassow. You haven't seen a single one, huh, Ray?

And my wife said it's about sports, and I said, I don't really think it is. It is. It's about a lot. Teamwork. Football is coaching. Football is life. I watched Danny Rojas thought the first pitch at the Dodgers game. I did too.

I saw that. See that TikTok? Really funny. Yeah. That guy has a permanent smile, doesn't he? That guy's awesome. I know. Yeah, we're big.

we're big Ted lassoers here. Amy got something called the Patriot Supply? Well, I haven't gotten it yet, but I mean, I'm convinced I heard a commercial on the radio. Oh, that's what it was. Yeah, my Patriot Supply. So what they do, but the part that got me was that, I mean, the world is just really crazy right now. So maybe my mind is thinking more like, what do I need to be prepared for? And they say they'll mail the box of food that will last 25 years, by the way,

discreetly to your front doorstep. How do they mail enough food for 25 years? It sounds like one of those pods that's in front of somebody's house. Listen, I don't know the amount of food you're going to get. They're just saying it will stay good up to. I'm sure you have different levels of the amounts of food you can get. Whatever you order, say you even just order a couple of items. It's food that will stay good on your shelf or in your basement or underground for 25 years.

But they say, we'll deliver it discreetly because I'm like, is it because you don't want to know? It sounds like a porn. Right. But, like, why is it discreet? Because your neighbors might be like, oh, wow, they're storing up and, like, they've got, I'm going to take their food that's going to last forever. Or is it like, your neighbors might think you're crazy because you're buying food like that? I don't know.

I've only ever stocked up like that for, what, one and a half times. Bird flu, one had an entire closet full of water supplies, everything. Yes. Because they were like, bird flu is going to kill us. I'm not counting COVID because it did his toilet paper a little hard at the beginning. Yeah, we all do. But Y2K had just a little. something something just in case.

You still have the bird flu stuff? Nah, I said donated it at all. It's not, the food wouldn't have been good. He didn't order my Patriots fly. Oh, okay. But someone like Morgan, who was born in 1993. Four. 1993.

Okay. You probably don't really remember the Y2K hysteria. No, I have no idea what you're talking about. In like 99, everyone was convinced the world was going to end because computers couldn't take the to zero zero. Yeah. And then it was going to shut everything down. And it was a fear.

And I remember watching Australia hit New Year's and we're like, Oh, God, here we go. Is it all over? And all of a sudden, Australia, it's New Year's, Happy New Year. We look around, all right. Australia didn't go down. But still, when it came to us,

we were like, here we go, three, two, tick, tick. We look around. We look at our, you know. We didn't even have, I was going to look at our phone. I was going to look at it. Laptop. Flashlights, TVs. We sound like pilgrims.

We looked at it. But it was a fear of people that when it clicked to zero, zero, that our computers weren't equipped to handle that. And so the banking system was going to go down. And it sounds ridiculous, right? Right? You think right now? It does. It was scary. And it was, but it was scary.

Yeah. So Y2K, add a little something, something. You know, in the woods. Wait, what? You had a place? No, just a little, there was a, when Y2K hit, I was 20 years old in Arkadelphia, Arkansas, and there were some woods, and me and a couple buddies had put a bunch of water and stuff like out by this kind of old water tower in case we needed it.

Case he needed water. Hey, laugh now. You want to survive? I hope the world ends tomorrow and we have to survive. Whoa, don't say stuff like that. I start to get. I was just about to ask you. We'll see whose house you come running to.

I was actually just about to ask you what our plan was. What's our? You got a mouse in your pocket? You just told me you didn't care. No, I was laughing that you hid water. Water is a necessity though. Amy, you're saying if the world ended, we would all reach out to each other in here in this room? Why wouldn't we?

Why wouldn't we work as a team? All of a sudden the world ends and we're not a show. Are we doing a pirate radio show for 11 people? Are we taking microphones with us? Wait. What? Okay. See how it is.

I think if the world ends. I mean, I would find, maybe you keep in touch, but you wouldn't be the first ones I would think of. Who do you think of then? My family? Well, of course. Yeah, but they're in Texas. You're not going to get to them. No, no.

My wife and kids. Yes, duh. And they'll be in your tribe. But you're also going to need other people in your tribe. Yes. when you guys build an establishment. Who's going to help protect the outside of it? And I would assume we would be in a tribe together.

Oh. And why am I, is this a wrong assumption? I mean, we'd probably eat you. What? Yeah. I'd probably eat you first. Okay, if it does come down to that, I'm fine with that. Listen, speaking in a book, I read.

I mean, 10 minutes in, I'm like, all right. Miracle in the Andes. I had a joke on my stand-up back guy used to do about how I hate turbulence. And I was like, I look around. I said, as soon as we hit that first bump, I'm like, all right, who am I eating? I get so scared I'm like, it's going to be you, sir.

I'm sorry, this is the role you have chosen. Yeah, because of that plane crash. And no, I mean, listen, I read that and I'm like, well, I would just probably get eaten

and it's fine. If y'all have to eat me, I'm okay with that. Quote that. Of course. If I've died, you can't kill me to eat me, but if I have died.

Oh, now you're making it. That's what happened. On Miracle in the 80s, they died, and then they were in the snow, so their bodies were on ice and then they would eat them. I'm with you. Preserved, you know, because of the snow.

And so you could save me to eat me. I'm okay with that. Thank you. All right. This is weird. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely taking a turn. Strange conversation. Well, I just, I mean, took the turn when I realized, I guess we're not all sticking together.

I think you're sticking with who you're stuck with right then and you're building out from inside. But I'm like 10 minutes from your house. 10 minutes is a long way to get in this circumstance. You've got to get out of the city. Actually, if I go. The plan only allows nine minutes out. Yeah. Well, sometimes I may get there in eight, but also that's taking the roads I have to take.

So if these are dangerous times, I can cut through the woods and probably get to your house faster. I don't know. You might get lost. Or people on the roads guard in the highway. Oh, that's true, too. Ramundo followed up to see if anyone voted for him for that free Vegas trip. Did you win? No, they're not announcing it until the end of the month, but I have some inside sources.

I said, how many votes do I have currently? Because Bones told everybody on the show to go vote for me. And they looked into it and they said you have four votes. And so I looked. Pretty good. But the whole show was supposed to vote. Oh, dang. So that would be like nine.

Dang. I'm sorry if someone didn't vote for you, Ray. That's not cool. I went logged in. Do you know who voted for you? No, they wouldn't tell me. But I know that Scoobo Steve sent the link. So all you did do was click it.

Yeah. So you're telling you two are telling me both of you guys didn't. I definitely didn't. I'll admit it. I definitely clicked the link. So I think I voted. I definitely didn't vote for Ray. I voted for myself.

Oh, my God. You did. Yeah. Why would I vote for Ray? I brought the... Because you're already going. But you're going already. Well, yeah, I found that after.

Yeah. So. I came to you guys saying, hey, vote for me and you guys turned into Ray's a great worker. And no recognition for me, but whatever. Mike pulled up just my Patriot Supply, the name he's talking about. It's for the small one, three-month emergency supply, a thousand bucks, basically. Oh, $900. But you're getting three months of...

For a one-year supply, it's at $3,000. So, I mean, you have to be hardcore committed to the world ending. To like make that investment, put it in your, you know, safe spot. They have the ultimate breakfast kit, which is 140 servings, $127. But the food looks so good. They've made it like all fancy. Oh, yeah? pancakes with butter melting off the stock.

I'm telling you, if it's coming in a bucket, it ain't going to be looking. It may taste pretty good. It ain't even looking like they're making it look. And end of the world, we're not trying to get moons over Miami. I am. We're just trying to survive. Yeah, but it'll be comfort. Food is comfort. It'd be nice to have some pancakes. I think end of the world, breakfast is anything walking.

No. That's breakfast. You know, you're not like, oh, I only have coffee and eggs in the morning. By the way, can we talk about how the three meals a day are just social constructs anyway? Yeah, so is what to eat, what, when, like breakfast foods, dinner. So is the amount of toothpaste you put on your toothbrush. We go breakfast, lunch, and dinner just because somehow our dumb society said we should do this. Correct. And so they sell us that.

And somehow somebody said, eggs are good in the morning. Like, what? That's true. You can have eggs whenever. No, I don't like them to eat. I can't eat eggs after I've already eaten lunch or dinner food. Yeah, because that's just in your head. No, that's not a social construct.

That's my brain being an idiot. You ever done breakfast for dinner? Yes. It's fun. But only fully. Yeah. I can't also have some dinner food while I'm having the breakfast for food. He can't have like chips and salsa.

Oh. And then breakfast for dinner. You never had steak and eggs? That counts as breakfast though. But it's steak. It's okay. Steak can be considered breakfast as long as it's with other breakfast things. I would not put A1 on my steak and eggs.

Because A1. Interesting. A1 is dinner? Wow. So a sauce can be dinner. Jake, Owen sent me a bunch of steaks, like,

but you're really nice steaks as a gift. And there were, you know, Jake's rich. So I sent me some nice steaks. And so I, there's this big one that was like a tomahawk. And then I gave it to Eddie to take home after. Oh, man, you're going to tell them that?

What? See, I wanted to really brag about it, but I didn't want Jake to see it and be like, oh, really bones, you gave Eddie my tomahawks? Well, no, it was just, we ate all the steaks, and I was like, you can have that one. It's amazing.

And it was crazy. It's amazing. Like, this thing, Amy, is humongous. It's the size, it's bigger than my hand, and it fed my entire family. One tomahawk steak fed my entire family. I don't know if Jake's mad at me right now because lunchbox series is more famous than him.

Oh. Why would you be mad at you? I don't know. I texted Jake on his birthday. Did I say this on the air? Yeah, you're talking about this. I know, but I don't think, I think you're right. The theory is that he probably got so.

many texts on his day. That's what I would think immediately but then. And he's like, why, you know, just didn't get, go back to it. Have you texted him? Are you mad at me, dude? I don't text those. Ask him now. Sometimes I just sit and go, they're mad at me for like months. No, don't do that. No, I do for months and then I'll start to avoid them. And then months later they're like, hey, why are you avoiding me? Are you mad at me?

And I'm like, no, because you're mad at me. Like, no. And then it's been a whole confusion for a year. Boom. Yeah, it's kind of more my style. That's a good play. Scoobut, when does this meeting I have to get on? Right now. Okay. Do we need to put it on? Okay, we'll not do that on this. Literally now.

It's a company meeting? Probably not about it. No, trust me, I already got that one. That's a different one. This is a sales meeting? Yeah, for Syracuse, Rochester, and Binghamton. Okay. Can I do it from this seat, though?

Yeah, Eddie's got everything. Mike's got your thing up there so we can do it. Are we doing it on Zoom? Yeah, it's on Zoom, yeah. Okay, we're going to go from this. I'm sorry you got, most meetings you guys could be a part of that listen to this, but this one we're talking. Serious stuff.

Yeah. We have to kill off one. member of the show. I'm putting the camera on them. No. I don't have the camera up. Who was it? Lunchbox.

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