The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Early Bird) Adam Sandler on His new Netflix Movie and Getting Filmed in Public + Morgan Reviews ‘The Goonies’ + The Top 10 Richest Country Artists

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Bobby talks to Adam Sandler about his new Netflix movie, getting filmed out in public and if he feels he recently got snubbed for an Oscar nomination. Morgan watched The Goonies for the first time and let us know if it holds up. Bobby shares a new list of the Top 10 richest country artists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Air Tasker. Get anything done. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning studio. Morning. Coming up just a little bit, this hour, Adam Sandler will be on. So pretty excited about that. I do want to check in, Amy, about your party had. You had a bunch of moms from the neighborhood that you had. invited over. No kids, right?

No kids. And the point was? To create community within our neighborhood and just get to know one another. But really the point was? I get to know people and be a friendly neighbor. I remember my neighbor's so like me. Maybe had some issues in her last neighborhood. Wasn't her fault.

Wasn't my fault. I don't think. I was a misunderstanding. It was. It was. It was. It was. Signed a letter and said, we don't want you here.

But she represented all of them. Yeah. She said she did anyway. No, they didn't want me to live. leave. They actually said, hey, I hope our kids can hang out after she sent me a really rude email. But yeah, apparently I just didn't wave enough, but I didn't know anybody was there to wave at. So new neighborhood, new life. Yeah, like, I moved in my neighborhood during COVID, couldn't really get together.

And I'm like, you know what, now there's no excuse wide open. So now text, emails, figured out. I mean, some of the women that came over, I had never even seen their face before. So people showed up. Yes. Wow. I would never go to somebody random Seven total. Wow. And I feel like it went really well. I guess that's my, I don't know how the other women felt, but the group text message chain, you know, the next day was last night it was so fun, we'll do it again.

So I guess they thought it went well too. So there were people you never met before they showed up? Yeah. Like I would have passed them at the grocery store and never known they were my neighbor. You got another letter. No, I wouldn't have known they were my neighbor. I just had never, we'd never been outside at the same time or something. I just had never seen their face.

And I was like, come on it. Which is crazy. They came to your house. Yeah. I'm not going to somebody's house. I've never seen their face before. I think it was a trap. But they were friends with like another neighbor that was coming. And so they, you know, came over together.

So you all hang out. What do you do? Well, I had, it's kind of, everyone was kind of standing around, like in, you know, groups of two. Spin the bottle, classic. And I had, you know, wine and cheese and crackers for that vibe. Because I was like, is that the vibe of this neighborhood? So then just in case that wasn't the vibe, I also had margaritas and guacamole. Oh.

That's another vibe. She had another room ready in case that one. No. So I was like, here's two sections where you can choose from, whatever your vibe. And then we sat around the table and I have these like icebreaker cards, concrete conversations. And we pulled questions from the jar. Was it weird like a first date at first, wherever you're just kind of like, I don't really know how to proceed here. Yeah, I mean, everyone was just kind of talking to someone they knew. But then once I said, okay, let's gather around the kitchen table.

We all sat around. We played the game. and that, you know, open people up. And they were like level one question, so easy stuff. And then we all talked about how we're going to do something again, like maybe you have a cooking class altogether, or we're all going to go play pickleball. So do you like them?

Yes. Do you have a favorite? Do you have one you want to be your friend like you really dialed in on? I, they're all lovely. She does. She just wants to say. Yeah. They're all lovely. And here's the thing about a lot of people.

All aren't lovely. They were. Everyone at that table was lovely. Nice. They could have been lovely that night, but we all have personality different. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, you know, if these people talk to my last neighbor, I'm not lovely. Did anyone hit you up and want to hang out one-on-one?

Not yet, but it's only been a little bit. Yeah, to be coming today, though. But you know what else it did? I just want to encourage other people to try to do this. Like, get out there, try to meet people in your space because you never know when you might need their help and or your kids can get connected. Because my kids aren't necessarily really plugged in with the other kids because, again, we just don't see each other. And boom, Stevenson's already had two play dates since that gathering. They're still called playdates at like 11? No, I don't say that to him.

But I don't know how to say it. He's already hung out with neighborhood kids because the mom said, hey, my son's walking up the street. I'm like, sweet, I'll send Stevenson out. Well, that's weird too. Why? What's weird? I'll just send them out.

Yeah. Go play. Get outside, child. That's awesome, though. I'm really proud of you that you did that. You stayed with it. You had everybody over. paid for it. Yeah, we're going to do it again, too.

Yeah, good. And it'll feel good. Next time I need to get an egg for something, I'm not going to go to the store. Boom, you've already invested. That's right. I'm just going to my neighbor's house. Eggs and sugar for everybody. Yeah. Let's go over and open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it on the air.

It's something we call Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm wondering if it would be okay to date my best friend's ex-girlfriend. They were together for 10 years, but she has recently shown interest in me. For context, he abruptly broke off the relationship a couple years ago, and he up,

and he moved his whole life to Minnesota. He doesn't show any signs of wanting to get back with her ever, so is it okay for me to date her, since he's the one who did the breaking up? He's my best friend. Curious in the Ville, writes that email. just say generally no it's not a good good move yeah there's a lot of history there i would say you can it's a free world free country but you'll probably lose the friendship it's which would you rather do

date her or be his best friend because most likely they both aren't going to work also most likely it's not going to work with her long term just because you play the odds most people you date you don't marry matter of fact usually only one or maybe two so i would say it's probably not worth it to put the strain on your best friend and that if you feel like you have to I would talk to him but that's a weird conversation and that's 10 years and he's got a lot more history with her

that'd be weird to me too all of it's weird I'm gonna say I'd probably avoid it unless you just have this huge calling like she could be my soul mate and even then even then you ask and then you know he might say yeah go for it

it's still gonna be weird even if he says go for it remember he Hey, he's seen it all But he's up and moved to Minnesota I know, but he's seen it all You just won't be best friends anymore You may still be buddies

But if you're with her Regardless of what happened to them You won't be best friends anymore Guys would we agree with that? That's very true You can't go on vacation together You can't ever go visit him with her It's so awkward

You gotta go bros before Okay Or if you don't Just know that you won't be as close Of bros anymore Or how about this encouraging story It's not Okay.

Go ahead, though. Hit this with it. Okay. I know couples that were divorced, then they each remarried, and now they all vacation to each other. Both they're... They like switched partners? Yes.

That's called swinging. No. No. That's rare, Amy. Yes. I know it's rare, but it's still a story of hope. But none of this is happening here. So I'm going to say don't do it, buddy.

If you do do it, you can have a conversation with him. That's going to be tough. But just realize if you do do that it's never. going to be the same with you and your boy. Right. That's the problem with you doing, you know? All right, that's the mail bag. Thank you guys.

We've got your email and we've read it on your air. Now it's found to close Bobby's mailback. Yeah. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Adam Sandler. Adam's happening, man. It's Bobby. Hi, Bobby.

How are you, buddy? As a, you know, sports guy and a comedy guy, like the movie being about basketball and your love of basketball, was the movie an outlet for you to play more basketball selfishly? Like, this would be a good movie to do because you could play more? Bobby, I had the worst thing happened to an old man. I played a lot when we were there. The first part of the movie we shot, played hoop every day, had a great time. Then the second half of the movie, because we had to separate two halves because of the pandemic, we had to not do contact basketball for a while. Then when it was safe enough, all the guys started

showing up playing hoop. I played for maybe a few weeks with the guys. It was incredible. And then my stupid groin popped was somewhere. And then I was like limping around. Everybody would be like, why are you walking like that? It was humiliating. So I got nothing. Those viral videos are you playing pickup ball. And it's always highlights. I've never seen a viral video of you sucking. It's always like Sandler dominates, like dropping dimes. Are you that good all the time? Or are they just selective on what they put up? No, I'm that good all the time. That's what I thought. No, you know I suck many times out there.

There are times, though, Bobby, where I'll go, why would they show that and not this? Because I had a killer pass that day. And then I'll sometimes when I'm out there playing and I notice the cameras come up and the kids are shooting me and stuff. I'm like, I make a nice pass. I look up. I'm like, nobody caught that? That was a good moment, man. We would have loved that one.

At the start of the movie, you know, your character becomes an assistant coach for the 76ers. And I wonder with your knowledge and fandom of basketball, do you think that you could actually be a low-level assistant coach in the college or NBA level with what you have now? I couldn't execute plays or execute. I couldn't memorize all the stuff. I don't even know every rule. I get confused with what's a charge and not a charge sometimes. I don't know enough. The movie's about your character chasing his dream.

And your character says that people in their 50s don't have dreams. but just asking you as a person, do you still have dreams at this point with all that you've done? I'm very thankful that I get to do all this stuff. I'm probably still driven like I used to be as a kid. When I commit to something, I try to go full tilt and be as good as I can. But I don't think I dream about it as much as I dream about my kids having a good life now.

You know, they're 13 and 16, so I think about bad a lot now. I'm like, oh, man, I just please hope they have happiness and they get to dive into whatever they're dying to do that they get to do it. Do you, speaking of basketball, do you play 2K at all? No, no, no. My buddies do, but I really don't do much besides regular hoop. And how much do you get to play uninjured? Do you try to play every day?

How do you stay active other than basketball? Before the groin, sometimes seven days a week, but most of the time, maybe five. And it's like my guaranteed sweat or my guarantee when I eat crappy food, I go, oh, my God, I better go play hoop, you know, to get rid of that. Hustle is such a good movie, again, especially for me. He was a big fan of you, a big fan of sports movies. And when you did Uncut Gems, you know, I felt like you were snubbed a nomination. Do you feel like when you nail a serious movie that you want to do it and you don't get the nomination,

which I thought, I thought you were going to get it honestly. So I just thought it was going to be there And when it was, and I was disappointed for you, because we're best friends and stuff. But do you feel like when you almost nail it that you should go back and do another one because you've gotten so close to it? And it's like you're there.

They just need you to do one more real serious movie, you know, in a row. I don't know, man. I don't even know what I think anymore. Like when I did that Jams movie, I just, that Oscar stuff kind of comes out up. And they start talking about it and blah, blah, blah. Oh, maybe this. And then I started.

going, well, if I got to, if I got to go and talk about this and run around and meet people who vote and all that stuff, I was like, let me just, let me just say I want this thing real bad. I got to tell you, it wasn't on my mind in real life. When I came out to Hollywood as a kid, I just wanted to be Eddie Murphy, man. I didn't think about an Oscar. But when I do stuff like this, I do, I do my best. I work at my ass off and I do want it to be, I don't want to let people down. I don't want to let people, the directors down, people who put the money into it all. I tried to do as good as I can. And then also, you know, my kids get psyched if I'm good, good in a movie. It's fun to come home and talk about hard work and scenes that I did that were

interesting. I don't, I don't know, man. The Oscar thing, that probably makes people nuts. I just, just going to try to do good. You mentioned Eddie Murphy, and I've heard people say, that the first time they met you that they were so intimidated by how funny you are, how funny they've seen you be maybe in movies, television, et cetera, or even on stage, which, by the way, your last special was so freaking good. Who was it for you that you saw once you started to make it New York or L.A.? that was so funny, you almost were intimidated because you're like, I'm not that. Wow, there's a bunch of those in my early days where I would go, oh, my God, how did he do that?

How did she do that? But Kevin Meaney, there was a comedian Kevin Meaney. When he went on stage, he would destroy so hard that it was just humiliating. He didn't know how to go after him. You know, Rodney Dangerfield when I was young, that was my guy that made me get into this and Eddie. But there's been a lot of comedians over the years that I see that I just go, well, I don't want to go on after that. That's too good. When you finish a movie like Hustle, do you hate being done with it?

Is it such a joy? Or are you like, that was awesome. I'm ready to finish it so we can get it out there. Which one is it? You know, you don't, it's a weird thing. When you have it and it's still your secret, there's some sort of confidence you got like, yeah, man, that's going to come out in a month or two months or in six months. You kind of have it in your pocket.

It feels great. And then the closer you get to it coming out, you go, oh, no, man. It's about to go out, and then it's not mine anymore. And then it's like, once a movie's released, I don't know about everybody else, but I'm like a little bit sick where I'm just like, all right, I better get going again, figure something out, get move on to the next one. And it kind of goes away in your brain a bit. I like hearing about it on the street.

If somebody talks to me about a movie from the past, I like hearing about what they like and if they connected or not. But once a movie comes out like hustle, I'll be like, all right, man, let's see what's next. We've got to get to work. All right, last one for you. So when you work with athletes that are so tall, yet still are able to move like deer, like a seven foot or like dirt, they can still be like a way better athlete than I could ever be. But he's also, I mean, that it's almost like a science experiment that shouldn't work the way it does.

Does it ever just get normal to you? And you just like, yeah, that's just how it is. They're just seven foot and awesome. I mean, dude, I'm not, a wancho is insane. All the guys, all the guys that were in the movie when they would just move, it's a whole other. level of movement. You know that. But I'll tell you what, Bobon, just shoot around. Bobon, he's seven, what is he? I don't know, seven something. Like seven, four or something like that? Something like that, right? His hands are so gigantic. His body's built. He's massive. But he's like,

move smooth. When he takes a shot, it's got like the softest touch. It's just, it's a whole other thing. Like you said, I don't know how they do it. All right. I hope everybody watches hustle. It's so good. Watch it on Netflix. also going to be in select theaters, look for it. Adam, just a big fan. Just appreciate you, and thanks for the time, and I would wish you success, but you don't need it. So you can wish me success.

Would you wish me success at the end of this? I've never done this before, so let me have it. Bobby, you've got a lot of success coming. You're very cool. Very nice to me. Thank you for that. And you're as smooth as hell, man. And you've got a lot of good stuff coming.

There we have it. We heard it right there. Adam, thanks, buddy. All right. Later, guys. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

About a month ago, Aaron was on vacation in Alabama. He's snorkeling off the coast and he looks down and there's some teeth smiling at him. He's like, what in the world? Someone had dropped their dentures in the water. And he was like, that's funny. So he went down and got him and his wife and him decided to do a denture adventure. They started snapping photos of the dentures on vacation. And then he finally posted it on Facebook.

He's like, hey, I found these dentures off the coast to Alabama. And some guy in Wisconsin was like, hey, those are my teeth, man. I was on vacation. I lost them. Do you still take them back and put them in? Yes, because they're $2,000 to replace. So the guy got his dentures back and the dentures got a good vacation out of it. It's the name of my band in high school, Densure Adventure.

That's hilarious. We toured all over Central Arkansas. We were so good nonstop. Wow, that's weird to have those teeth and somebody else had them for a long time. But I guess you just clean them up. You drop your cell phone on the toilet. You got to. You just clean it up and go on with life.

All right, good one. That's what it's all about. was tell me something good. Over to Breanne in Ohio. Hey, Briann, how's it going? Casey Mustry hasn't been on the show yet, and she's on both of our Mount Rushmore's, and I was just wanting to know about that.

Yeah, I would love to have Casey on. I know we've tried a couple of times, and I think at one point she was coming on, but I was out of town, and then one point she wasn't coming on, and I was here. See? We just haven't been able to do it Because when she was doing her last press

I wasn't in the studio Or something like that But I love her I'm a massive Casey fan And you know When it comes to my favorite Contemporary Country artists You go

Here's my Mount Rushmore Casey Contemporary Ooh It's just one head Yeah I think it's just one head Stapleton Chris Stapleton would be

Another contemporary country artist That I put on there This would be a lot of heads But Old Dominion They'd just be represented by one head So Matt Ramsey Because they put out Yeah

So if I had to put another contemporary artist That's tough Why? Who do you think? For me I mean I don't know There's a lot Maybe Brett Brett's a good one

Eldridge Hmm Brett Maren But who would I listen to Dirk's Like if I'm picking their music What about Luke

Just because you like Luke No but I can't do that Brian or Luke Combs. I'm just going to go with... Brett. Okay. Yeah. So there's my...

They get like... Contemporary... Much more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's do the 10 richest country singers in the world in their net worth. You guys want to do that?

Uh-huh. All right, number 10, which by the way, they're all very, very rich. But number 10's Alan Jackson. He's worth over $160 million. Made a bunch of money last year. Plus $54 million. So everybody we're talking about after this is over $1,000. 160 million.

Yeah, number nine and number eight are tricky because it's combined. Over 165, but it's Faith and Tim combined they're worth 170, this says. But they both have that net worth because it's their husband and wife. Yeah. Oh, you don't like that? I don't like that, no, because they're individual artists. Yeah, you feel like they... It's not fair to Alan and his wife.

Number seven, Kenny Chesney, at 200 million bucks. Wow. Wow, that's crazy. It makes about $42 million per year. And number six, Kenny Rogers, I guess his estate is worth $250 million. Number five, George Strait, worth $300 million. Woo! I wonder if you have that much money if money even mad.

Like, does money even matter? I don't know. You ever think about it? Is there any, no, because no one will be honest. You don't think? No way they think about money. Do prices, does it matter? Do they go, how much is that?

No, they just say buy it. I don't know. Did they make all their money by making smart business decisions so therefore they maintain that heads? I don't know. I bet you can have this private conversation with someone. I don't want to have a private. I want to have it on the air.

But what if it is private? And then you told everyone on the air. I can't do that. I would never do that. You can't go off the record and then bring it on the record. Yeah, Eddie, you know that. Journalist 101. I know. Number four, Dolly Parton, $350 million. She's got to be worth more than that. Number three, Toby Keith, $365 million bucks.

All in merch. I make that at night a merch. I feel like he definitely doesn't think about money. But he made a bunch of money from Taylor Swift because he was one of the big investors in the label, which had Taylor. There you go. Garth Brooks at number two. Number two? Yeah, almost half a billion dollars.

I still think he's worth more than that. See, why can't he be Garth and Trisha? They would dominate. That's a great point. That's the faith in Tim. That's a great point. And number one, any guesses? Most rich.

I mean, is Taylor considered? That's what I would guess is Taylor. In the genre? Okay. I go Johnny Cash. What's weird is that Kenny Rogers one is the only dead one. I'm surprised they would take. So no, it's an alive person.

It's a no estate. So it's someone alive at Shania? Mm-hmm. Is that it? That's it. She's worth more than Garth, which is crazy. That's crazy. Yeah.

Around the same amount, but they see. say, I think Garth worth more than they're giving him credit for here. Let's just say Garth was logged into his checking account the other day and happened to be behind him. At the ATM. And I just happened to see, he left his receipt at the ATM. He clicked checkdowns? I looked at it. He left that paper receipt on top of the thing and I kept it for myself.

Morgan was born in the 90s, so we're having her review things that she hasn't seen because it was right before she started really watching movies or TV shows. She has reviewed Seinfeld and gave it a 2.5 out of five. Back to the Future, I got a four out of five. The Karate Kid, a 4.5 out of five. Austin Powers, one. Dumb. One groovy baby out of five. Ridiculous.

So here we are, Morgan. We're going to review the Goonies. Yes. We had you watch that movie. What you think? I'm going to be honest, the writing was pretty rough to watch now. Like, it's pretty cheesy. It's very cheesy and, like, just, I don't know.

There's not a lot of, like, plot and stuff in it. So I was pretty much. That's a great plot. What do you mean the plot? I don't know. And this is hard, too, because I just saw the new movie uncharted, and it's literally the same story. So tell me in your mind what you think the Goonies is about. It's about this group of kids who, you know, they live in a really unfortunate area, and they go on adventures to spend their time. And so they decided to go out and hunt for treasure after they found something in their dad's attic. And then they get chased by these crazy people, and they end up finding. the treasure and, you know, all is good in the end. What about sloth? Oh, yeah, I know sloth. He was part of the whole shebang that happened.

It doesn't sound like you like it. I'm going to be honest. I've heard better lead-ins than this. Yeah. It was. It was cheesy. And I wouldn't watch it again. So for that reason, I'm giving it two out of five truffle shuffles. Two out of five.

It's a kids movie. Yeah, I mean, my kids watched it in the last year or so. And they loved it. They loved it. Yeah. From 1985, The Goonies. And my kids are hard to impress. At one hour, 51 minutes.

Guys, don't hate her for opinion. Oh, I know. It's a good movie. And I do think comparable, like, I, watching Uncharted and I'm like, oh, this is a great movie with all the effects and all the new technology. I don't know what that is. It's with Tom Holland. It's like big blockbuster movie. It's based on a video game.

He's your Gooney? He's, I'm telling you, it's literally the same storyline. So seeing that and then seeing like the old school one, I was like, well, I just have uncharted. now, I could go without seeing the Goonies. So you give that two out of five. Okay. Shawshank Redemption got a five out of five from her. Of course. And saved by the bill, I got three out of five leg warmers.

Okay. Well, the Goonies does not rate well. I'm not like that review. Everybody got mad at her. Yeah. That's her opinion. Her next assignment is Beavis and Budhead from 1993. Oh.

She hated the Goonies? Okay. Yeah. This is not going to be good. I just feel it. It's on Paramount Plus. Season 1 has nine episodes. They're only 27 minutes each.

So we'll have you watch five. Okay, five episodes of season one. There's no, like, tricky situation with Beavis and Butthead, right? No. No, no. Here's a voicemail from Becca and Kentucky. I just want to have a complaint slash compliment for a second. Amy is way too good at doing her commercials

because her commercials sound so similar to her segments that she does. So if she can sound a little bit more fake on those commercials, that'd be great and that way I'll accidentally skip through the segments. Thank you. That's funny. Got them. That's the goal. Got them.

That's good. Yeah. Good job, Amy. If you could do your commercials like this though, well, the waddy, it's lame me for ideal image. Can you try to do a DJ voice? Give us one. Hey, everybody. You just did.

You just did everybody. A lot of deal of image. Well, everybody coming out to. Hey, coming at you in the ones and twos. Okay, a little better. Was that better? I don't know. I feel awkward. That's like a DJ

Like 1950s record DJ Okay, coming up at the top of the hour We're gonna Play a song I don't know if that would work I don't know I don't have a DJ voice I just have my voice

From Seattle 98-9 in the bowl Here is Lisa I have a trivia question For you So Scotty McCreary's new song Damn Straight References seven different

George Straight songs Do you guys know what those are Anyway, love you guys. I don't. Yeah. Oh, you do? All of them? Well, I mean, I can't rattle the seven off, but every time he mentions it, I'm like, oh, it's a good song.

Don't know that I've heard it all the way through. Oh, you have. Oh, that song is a jam. Yeah, it's good. I know the chorus. Yeah. Don't blink. No, no.

Damn straight. Oh. Close. That's just kidding. Okay, so you can name them. Yes. Just trust us. When the song is playing, I can name it.

Yeah, I'm sure I could, too. I always hear just the beginnings. of songs going into it if I play it in the end of song coming out of it because always if there's a song on I'm trying to figure out the next segment with Mike we're like, what do we do next? He's like, I don't know, we're on in three seconds, oh crap. Then we turn the mics on and away we go.

But I could probably figure it out. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you might be doing all the right things. Do yourself ready for bed. Washing your face, drinking a little tea, putting on your cozy PJs. But why are you shaping your head? I don't do any of that.

Oh. Like none of them. I'm like, am I saying something wrong? No, I don't do any of that. Okay, but when you lay down, you're not as relaxed as you thought, and your mind starts racing, well, that's when you sit up and you grab a notepad and a pin by your bed, and you do what they're calling a brain dump. And it helps you just get out all your random thoughts and worries before you lay your head on the pillow. And then this will declutter your thoughts, and it brings over a sense of calm,

and then it'll leave that stress making, you know, sleep easier. You pronounced to get on Twitter wrong. I didn't say I'd get on Twitter. Oh, you said to get a notepad and pin out. I say get on Twitter. We say it differently. That's actually the worst thing you could do. Because you're exposing your eyes to the light from the phone.

That's what Kaelin says. She goes, you're turning on all this blue light. I'm like, it ain't blue. It's white. Look, not in the night mode yet. Yeah, I'm going to start living by firelight. Okay, Abe Lincoln. No, you're not.

You're not. That's how you're going to get the best sleep. You're going to do it for like two nights and be like, this stinks. Let me get on Hulu. Okay. All right. Okay. It's a brain done.

Okay, so that's what you do. Take a, I don't like the word dump either. Photo dump, brain dump. What do you want to call it? I don't know. Just get out all your thoughts on paper real quick before you go to bed. Yeah. Dump.

Yeah. Okay. So I actually was trying to fix something the other day and I smacked the remote. I couldn't get it to work. So I smack, smack, smack. And then voila, it started working. And believe it or not, there is actually a science behind why sometimes the best way to fix your electronics is smacking them. It's called percussive maintenance, which is where you give a little

tap tap to a product with batteries or older parts and voila they start working again. Same strategy with kids? A little tap tap tap. Just a little tap. I don't know. I'm asking you guys. It depends on your kids. Oh, okay.

They're tap tap at my house. Go ahead. But a percussive maintenance is definitely a temporary fix and when you are at that stage of fixing something, it means the next step is likely taking it to a professional. My percussive maintenance, I will hit myself in the face sometimes if I'm not feeling it. Oh. I'll be like, come on, let's go, baby.

Focus up. Does that work for you? Sometimes, but it's like a splash of water, slap on the face. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to start calling at that, though. Holy guys, I got to do a little percussive maintenance. That way, they don't think I'm crazy. Maybe I need to try some percussive maintenance. Can we do it?

Let me try it on you? Percussive maintenance. All right, what else you got? Well, I have what made Carrie Underwood say this. Oh, you scared me, bud. I'm going to imagine that's a kid. I'm going to imagine it's her kid, and her kid is hiding in the bathtub when she's sitting on the toilet. And she goes, boo!

Good guess. And she's recording that for some reason. On the toilet. Yeah. Okay, well, here's a clip from her video. Oh, you scared me, bud. Look how long this sucker is. Whoa. I'm still shaking. crap. Well, nice to meet you. Catch a mouse or two, okay? I'm going to leave you alone now, and I fully expect you to go away. I'll see you again. Bye-bye. It's a snake. It's a snake. You guys have the same issue. Yes. I have a snake and I am not like, oh, buddy, you scared me. I'm like. Don't kill you.

I'm telling you this it's there. I'm not going to kill it. I'm not going to kill it, but I'm like, ugh, get out of my yard and I'm not inside. No, you want it there. It's helping you. What is it helping me with? Mice. Yeah, they eat mice. Yeah. Bugs. I haven't seen

any mites. Who know? Exactly. It's eating them. Yeah, that's right. Have you seen any intruders or mice. Have you? Okay. So I'm just supposed to welcome the snake. Just let it live. It's disgusting. Okay. Okay. They probably don't like you either. Okay.

All right. Probably telling its friends. She's disgusting. That's my wife. the present of a snake. Yeah. All right, is that it? Mm-hmm. I mean, that's my pile.

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