The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Early Bird) Amy is Concerned Over Requirement for Her Movie Role + Mailbag: Husband forgot 1st Wedding Anniversary

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

Amy is leaving for Hollywood next week! She is concerned that she won’t be able to do one thing they are asking of her. In the mailbag, Bobby tries to help a listener deal with her husband who forgot their first wedding anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was like, that guy looks familiar. Can you name the person I saw standing on the sidewalk outside of work? You get five yes and no questions, Amy. Okay, we know as a guy. Country artist? No. Sports person? No.

Three questions left already? Was he running? No. Two left. Oh, man. What? Was he? Huh.

Have you ever met him before? Yes. Haven't seen him personally a long time. But yes. Not a country artist? Okay. Not a sports. Um, uh, okay.

Uh, fellow. No. Radio person? No. Okay. Is that it? You've been eliminated. No.

Eddie? Five questions. Okay. Is he alive? No, I'm just kidding. Uh, yes, sorry, that's a question. No! No! And Amy, you can buzz in with your name if you want to guess the person. Okay. Is he a tall feller? Not known for being tall, but not short. Okay, is he a singer? Nope. I just said is he a country singer? Go ahead.

Oh, he's a country. That's why it was a bad question. Is he an actor? Nope. Is he famous? No, but some people know him. Like, yeah, some people know. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox, you get five questions. You guys can jump in with your name if you want. Okay.

Athlete? We already said that. Nope. I didn't ask questions. I just said athlete. Go ahead. Jeez. Over 55, I would say.

Okay. Over 55. Is this person, man, I don't know. Like, have they been on TV? Are they known for being on TV? No. Dang. They've never been on TV.

I don't know they never have, but they're not known for it. Right, Mike? Okay. Over 55. Yeah. Over 55. Okay. Yes, like, Xbox.

Go ahead. Is it like an ex-coach? Because here we go with your ex-coach again. I said sports. No, not known for that. Dang. Um. Eddie.

Yeah. Scooter Braun. No. Not in the music world at all. He's visiting Scott? Yeah, maybe. Negotiating. Okay, so this person's not in the music world at all?

Nah, you get two more questions. Okay, this is... Are they bald? Nope. So they have hair. Here on music row. 55. Yeah, the facial hair.

They got glasses. Glasses? No glasses, boom, done. Okay. Bert Reynolds? You only get one, I think he's dead. You only get one guest lunchbox. Chip Beston.

No. But he's been on TV. And he's an artist. He's on Nashville a show. The answer is, Who I saw on the sidewalk, Lunchbox's dad. Oh, my goodness.

I saw him too. Okay. Yes, I saw him as well. I was driving out. I think that's a lunchbox is a dad. Okay. You couldn't get that at all? I had no idea.

I thought Bobby saw someone. I did. Your dad. I know. You guys live here and I was like, I think that's lunchbox is dad. Oh, man. Toil box.

Yeah. Why was he in town? I just came to visit. Yeah. Why was he up here? He was just coming to see that he hadn't seen the new studio and he wanted to stop by. And so.

Did you guys report anything? Oh, yeah, we did a little podcast with The Soer Losers. Like, he came on the Soar Losers and hung out and just, you know, he likes to see where it's at. And he was like, oh, the new studio is really nice. He really liked the new studio. Do you have a clip of your parents reviewing Amy's Sister's show? Yes. Oh, my goodness.

So this is Amy's sister show called Building Roots on HGTV. And so I'm told that your mom and your dad both reviewed it. Yeah, they both reviewed it. They reviewed it separately, so they didn't, you know, influence each other. Okay, here we go. Here is Lunchbox's mom. I liked it. I don't watch too many remodeling shows, but this one was okay. I don't like I'd give her a chance to do my house, and that's quite a project.

So are you trying to draw hints that you want building routes to do your house? Yes, I'll say it outright. I don't have to hint. Okay. Come do my house. And then here's lunchbox's dad. What did you think of the show? No, that's all right. I'm not one that watches those shows. Is it something you would watch on a regular basis?

No. And what would you give it on a grade, you know, if you're grading it paper from? F to A plus. What do you say? I give it a B. Okay. Not bad. How's the show doing? I think, well, my sister is just ready for it to just do the eight episodes and then see what happens. So I think there's three have aired. So, you know.

You don't know yet? Is your answer? Yeah, I don't know yet. But she's doing well, and I'm proud of her. And I've watched every episode. It's time to open up the mailbag. You send an email and we read it all. air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag. Yeah. If you guys want to email us at any time, Morgan, what's the address? Mailbag at bobbybones.com. All right, here we go. Hello, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have been together for over 21 years. He was burned on his first marriage and was in no hurry to say I do again, so I didn't rush him. He is a wonderful man,

a good provider, and a hard worker, so it's hard to be mad at him. Oh, whatever. I don't know. We're about to find out. But he just forgot our one-year wedding anniversary. I'm so very hurt and upset because I waited patiently over many years for the chance to marry this man. He didn't even acknowledge our anniversary. I know all of you are married, and I would like to know how you would react to this. How can he make this up to me? Signed a Carolina bride.

The weird thing is that they were together for 21 years, and they're celebrating their one-year anniversary. That is Because he was burned from his old, married My long time, though, to get healed. Okay, let's talk about it for a second. I think if he is someone who is often forgetful about dates, you can be irritated at him,

but I wouldn't take it super personally. Now you can make him better about it. You can also, if you know it's his weakness, it's kind of hard to have great expectations about someone's weakness. You can help they improve at it. You can help them improve. And yes, I would have to.

also be irritated. But I don't know that I would be fuming mad. You can be disappointed a little bit, but it's tough. So how he can make it up to you is, well, I'll have him take you do something fun, you know, whatever. But I just don't know if I could be that mad at him if he's already not good at it. I feel like if the circumstances were different and it was like first marriage, they were young, there wasn't a bunch of history and they hadn't been dating for 21 years, then more I would be more upset about it. Of course, I would be disappointed. And I guess I would just have to communicate that to him and say, hey, this didn't make me feel good. So moving forward, can we come up with the way that you'll actually remember? And you could have let him into it. If you know this is

a weakness of his. Our anniversary is in a week. What are you doing? Even in a playful way, like, what are you going to do for me? Like, you can also learn something from this. Again, we should not have great expectations about people's weaknesses. If this is his, it sounds like it. Again, he's a wonderful man, a good provider and a hard worker. It's hard to be mad at him. so then don't be. Be a little disappointed. Let him make it up to you. Suggest something and then do it.

And then help him to not disappoint you. My wife helps me constantly to not disappoint her. Yeah. So I feel pretty good about that answer. Don't be too angry at him. Take it easy. He may forget every year. Oh, no.

That's what my wife does. She reminds me like two weeks before. He's like, oh my gosh, our anniversary's coming up. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I know. It's crazy. But I completely forgot. So, yeah, just. You all just need to be led.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Help us out a little bit. You don't have to be taken to the water. We're dumb. We're in a rope. Take us. Put an apple in front of us.

Walk us there. Okay. You know, over the top of the horse. Yes. The carrot. All right, take it easy on them. Show a little grace, but make sure he makes it up to you. But don't be mad, mad.

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because you owe it between the lottery tickets, making bets. No, my wife doesn't put me on an allowance because we don't share finances. So I have my money. She has her money. So she can't tell me or dictate what I spend my money on because it's my money. Does she ever raise her hand though and go, you're spending a little too much on lottery tickets, don't you think? Nope.

What about your kids? Because you have three kids. Do you each have a kid and a half? No, we split it on percentages. You know what I mean? Like, I do this. Okay, I pay 70% of day care. and I pay a little bit more of the mortgage, things like that.

You have to break all of your bills down by percentages based on what? Based on she knows that, I mean, I know she doesn't have a job. She has to go into what her retirement plan was, that 401K thing. You make her use her 401K? Because she's raising your three children. The money she saved? Wait. It's not my fault.

What? Like she had money saved. She had savings account, you know what I mean? And then she got pregnant. but she lost her job due to COVID and she hasn't gotten a job since and so she's kind of starting to dip into a 401k. But she's raising the kids. I understand.

So why don't you cover everything then? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, it's a household. It ain't I pay for everything. This ain't sugar daddy. But she's taking care of the kids. You don't think I help take care of the kids? You help.

You may go in a little bit. I mean, what do you think? Do you think I just sleep all day? Partly. But I help take care. the kids. I change diapers. I mean, I put them down for naps. You just think for a season, though, if she's lost her job because of COVID, he just steps up, pays the bills and they... Oh, I've increased my percentage. I've been nice and

that said, okay, you have to maintain your same level of commitment on the money, but... What do you think that percentage raise was? It was like 10%. Oh, no, good for you, man. Yeah. Nice. Okay, so, Jennifer, there is no issue because lunchbox doesn't allow there to be an issue. Okay. All right. Thank you for that call. You're welcome. Bye studio. Bye. From buffalo.

Edu basing your happiness solely on money is making you unhappy. This is completely a lunchbox story here. According to a new study, basing your self-worth and how much money you can make leads to many problems. Researchers found that people who think their success is tied to their salary or net worth are setting themselves up for negative comparisons to others, which increases stress and anxiety. Your thoughts, lunchbox? I would say I'm glad I didn't go to Buffalo EDU. because it sounds like at miserable plates if they can't, they don't understand the value of money and how happy it makes you.

Buffalo EDU. Dot EDU is... Dot education. Yes. That's their website. Oh. Yeah. Not the university. The problem that valuing money too much ends up causing a feeling of lack of control. Okay.

Yeah, tell that to Elon Musk. I mean, I bet you he's miserable in life. You know what I mean? Woo! And the Kardashians. They hate their life with all that money. Jesus, terrible. Are you sad because you don't make as much money as you wish you did?

Oh, I wish I'm. made as much money as them, yes. So, there you go. But you're sad, you don't make as much money as them. Almost nobody makes as much money as them. Yeah, you picked like random people that are like a small percentage of society. Yes, I would like to make more money. Everybody would like to make more money, guys.

But does it make you sad? Does it give you anxiety that you're not making millions and millions of dollars? No, because I just have dreams. I have focus. I'm going to get there. So I'm not sad yet. If I don't ever get there, it'll be a life failure. What's his dream?

What is your focus? And what's there? To make millions. Yeah. And what's your plan? Your focus? I mean, acting is going to be part of it. I mean, my acting career will take off.

And then you get a big movie role. You get $25 million a film. Okay, but that's only for like the absolute biggest that have done it for a long time. It can draw box office numbers. Well, that's where I'm going. It takes stepping stones. You have to start out small and you get there. I mean, they didn't get there overnight.

Their first movie, they didn't make $25 million. You got to get that first break. And then boom, you got to capitalize. Strike while the iron is high. So your acting career? My acting career. Anything else? Yeah.

Storage units. Okay. Yeah, I meant that one too. Yeah. Stepping stone. I mean, there's just this, this job. Mm-hmm. And I mean, that's pretty much it.

Lottery. And lottery. Oh, that'll get you there. If you had to bet on one of those four to make you millions. Ooh, I would say lottery is number one. Okay. Then acting. If that's number one, then none of them are attainable.

Then this job. Okay. And then probably storage units. All right. Well, I appreciate you sharing that with us this morning. Thank you. And being vulnerable. I know it's tough.

I open up and you guys laugh at me. I didn't. I don't hear you guys sharing your financial plans. Because you don't have one. See, exactly. You need to be prepared. You're not prepared. None of that sounds like a legitimate business plan.

Okay. Thank you, lunchbox. You're welcome. It's beginning to feel a lot like spring. The colors are brighter. The ideas are bigger. And appliances are everywhere. Get everything you need for spring.

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They were to park, and they saw all these baby ducks that were trapped inside of a drainage pipe. Jorge couldn't get into the drainage pipe. He's an adult man. But he says that his dog, Charlie, will do whatever he tell him to do. So he told Charlie to go and get the ducks. Amazing. And so Charlie went and got the ducks. First he was like, should we call the fire department?

He's like, let me try with Charlie. So Charlie goes down the storm drain. He said, all I said was bring the ducklings out. So one by one in his mouth softly, and he walked the ducks out and laid him down. It's amazing. What in the world? You know what I did with Stanley? They had this thing, and Stanley's my bulldog.

The thing on TikTok where you could take an egg and put it inside of a dog's mouth, and he'd be very careful with it. He said it. He put an egg in. Put something hard in, maybe not, but the egg is really how our dog is very centered. Well, Stanley put the egg, gone. He ate it. We just chopped it.

I mean, it's immediately. There was nothing soft about it. He would have had a duck for dinner accidentally trying to save those things. But that's amazing. So shout out to Jorge. Shout out to Charlie in Cornelius, North Carolina. That's an amazing story. That is what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Breaking news. Amy will. Thank you. Who scares the crap out of me. Amy will leave on Tuesday morning show to head to Hollywood. Already? Of next week.

Wow. I mean, next week is a crazy week. Yeah, Eddie, Hollywood moves fast. I didn't realize that. She's going to do her movie. She leaves Tuesday. Her flights at like 9.30 or something. So she's going to work half the show.

And then she's off to Hollywood. I'm excited. I mean, I'm excited, but I'm also nervous and it doesn't seem real. and I have my script and all that, and it's printed out, and I have my parts highlighted, and I read over it, and I'm like, when I see my name next to it, it just all doesn't seem real. How many lines do you have in the script?

More than a thought. More than I thought. Can you not say? I don't know what I can say and what I can't say. I don't know why I wouldn't be able to say that I have more interaction with the lead character than I thought. Wow. Like I thought, okay, I'm being brought in to do what I do, like host a thing for iHeart

radio. I mean, I'm Amy Brown and I'm playing myself. But then there's a scene with the main person, just me and her. And like, what I have to say, they've defined in the script as pivotal. Ooh, pivotal. I'm already here on Oscar buzz. Wow, that's like a plot twist? Yeah. No,

that's very important. Oh. Yeah. I don't think I don't know that the word pivotal means. How many, guess how many lines you have? Oh, how I guess I should say sections. Like I see like six different blobs of words for me that are highlighted. Do you give over 10 lines? I, well, some of it's action.

Like I have to do a certain thing. Like, walk to the car or, you know. That doesn't sound very hard. I'm eavesdropping in one scene. And then, uh, winking. Why is it? Oh my gosh. Is she going to over dramatize these like walking?

how many lines she has and she's telling you to walk into a car. Because I don't know how to, I don't have it in front of me to count for you. I can count and tell you later. Okay, so you can't wink. Do you say wink? You can't wink? Yeah, I know. You've never been able to wink. I know.

No, did you tell them that? Not yet. I figured that's something I drop when I get there. No, just try it and see what they say. All right, wink, go. Amy's blinking. She can't wink. Just one eye, Amy.

I know, but I have to really concentrate. No. No, that looks like you have seen Twitch. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Okay. You have to really focus.

But how do you can't, I can't casually wink. Like, I have to, the winking I have to really think about. It's not like in a scene. But you got to think about it. It's coming out. Boom. Oh, that's not going to happen. It's more like.

Cut, cut, cut, cut. Do it again. Do it again. Oh, that's tough. You need a wink stunt double. Oh, my God. And then I do awkward when I wink, I do an awkward thing with my mouth. This is who they cast.

Yeah, I don't know. Lunchbox is upset because I didn't do this. I didn't pick her. Yeah. I didn't cast her. You had nothing to do with that part. They did, but why are you upset at this? Well, I feel like Amy's going to go to Hollywood and she's going to make us look bad.

I mean, Amy, the other day I look at you, you need to get your, you had your shirt on inside out and you had no idea. And if you show up to the set in Hollywood with your clothes inside out, they're going to be like, what kind of fool did we, I mean, you. She can't wink, she can't dress. Yeah, like, what are you doing? Yeah. Do you memorize your lines? You memorized them all? No, yeah.

Nope. That's why. You haven't memorized? Are you running lines with anybody? Oh, my gosh. Oh, myself. My kids interact. Are you going to have someone there to help you with wardrobe

to make sure your clothes are on the right side out? Because that's a major part of the movie. They have wardrobe on set. I just had a call with her to go over everything. So, yes, I'm sure I'll have help. Next week, Amy will be here for part of the week, but then she's off to Hollywood. She's going to be a big old star she is.

Wow. We're very excited for you. It's crazy. I mean. I break a leg Okay Thank you I don't know it

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online or in store on the tractor supply app. So what would you do in this situation? Because a woman near St. Louis was driving last weekend and she felt something down by her feet. So she's driving and she kind of feels like a something. Oh. It's a snake. Rub on her feet. It's a snake. A snake was slithering around her legs and her feet as she was driving It was five feet long She's lucky she didn't crash She drove straight to the police department They helped her out

There's a picture of the cop holding the snake up And it's huge Wow I don't even think I'd drive anywhere I pull over and get out Yeah I just crash the car There's no way Just run it right into the wall

Just to kill a snake Going right to the light hole And kill you The snake somehow managed to get under the hood of her car Oh and it came out So then They had to go and try to get it. According to Snakes for Pets.com, snakes like cars because they're warm,

and they can get in through an open door or window. They can also find their way in through the undercarriage of your car. Oh, my gosh. That's from Fox 17. So what is your, if you're driving, what's the worst thing you can see down by your feet? I think lunchbox is as easy. Yours is a snake. Yes, his is a snake for sure. Wreck the car. I mean, I probably jump out by it's still moving. Just get me out of the side. I mean, out. All right. Amy, you're driving. You look down. There's a blank at your feet and it scares you to death. What is it?

Tarantula. Okay, Eddie? Yeah, I was going to go spider. I don't like spiders. But you know what? I'll go ants. I don't like ants. And if they're ants biting my feet while I'm driving, I'm out.

I'm going to go with a dead cell phone. I got to go to pick it up. And I'm like, it's dead. Oh, no. You crash the car. Yeah. Just run into a line pole. My phone's dead.

Here's another driving story. This guy was doing 259 miles per hour. Wow. In what? On the highway. In a car? They pulled them over. they investigated him,

but he's so rich, he now does not face charges. That's terrible. There is insufficient evidence to press charges. He was driving a Bugatti, Kairon. The top speed is 261,

and if it goes faster and the car tires burst, but they pulled him over on one of these crazy roads that don't have a speed limit, and they're like, dude, I know there's no speed limit, but you're going to kill somebody.

Wow. So anyway, that's the situation. I don't even want to go that fast. I didn't know cars went that fast. We've talked about the fastest you've ever been, right? Do you know? Like 90.

Driving yourself? Yeah. Lunchbox? Over 100. And it's not, dude, it was about for three to four seconds and it's like, all right, that's it. That's enough. And you are, I mean, you want to talk about adrenaline going when you're done? Woo, boy.

This car costs $3 million. That's legit. The car costs $3 million. Yeah, I don't even know how fast I've been before because I don't like going fast. You don't go fast. I don't like being high, up in the air. I don't like going fast on the ground. Probably 65 for you.

Maybe. But sometimes I don't like to get to that number because I'm like, oh, I hit the number on the sign. Eddie you? 90. No, I was late for a doctor's appointment and I was really going fast. I need to slow down. Did you lunchbox? Speed racer here.

You win. It was high school. Rebel days? Yeah, my buddy's Camero. That thing can move down Mopac. But why would you drive it fast? Just to try it? Because he was like, dude, you don't know how fast my car go.

He can go. Were there other cars on the highway? Yeah. Oh, my. I'd have to go at night when nobody was around. I mean, it was night. It was like 8 o'clock at night. Were you scared for cops?

Oh, scared of everything. I mean, I'm telling you, it was about three seconds, and it was just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, that's interesting. What was happening there? Here's a voicemail from Sean and Clayton, North Carolina. Like usual, lunchbox is making me sick. He thinks everybody owes him something.

If he didn't have the Bobby Bowen show, I personally don't think he would have anything. Have a great day. That is referring to you, squeezing Christian. chance and for a gift card for your whole family to go to dinner. No, no, I didn't squeeze him. I was invited to something that said, all in. And when my family was denied, I just came and aired my grievances. And he, if he didn't think he was in the wrong, he wouldn't offer me a gift card. He's offered me a gift card because you're on a national radio show. Because he feels like, man, we did kind of screw that up. And he didn't invite you specifically. He sent out RSVPs to

all the industry. And lunchbox said, I'd like to come, me plus four. And that's also three of my kids. And we want to eat. And it's just an industry listening event. But you want to wanted to take it like a family vacation, big family dinner. Yes. Yeah. So he's coming in Monday of next week to perform, and we'll address this then. But hopefully you haven't taken the gift card yet. No, I haven't got it yet.

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Here's Amy's pile of stories. So urinals are becoming more and more popular, especially for people under the age of 50. Older people really aren't into the concept, but Home Depot sells residential urinals. They're showing up on HD TV shows when they're remodeling. And yeah, a lot of men are for it. And some of the women are like, oh, I don't really know about a urinal in my bathroom. Well, I think men are for it because there's no lid to flip up or down. Yeah.

We have one. It is not in our bedroom It is in where the main living room is We didn't put it there The people before us had it It's black too which is weird It's a black urinal It's so weird

We have a black urinal in our house It's very shiny And it's kind of awesome It is, it's kind of awesome I feel like I'm at a restaurant or a bar When I go out of it A fancy one yeah Yeah it's kind of awesome

And I understand the lid thing I don't know that I would go and do it myself Because you need two spots for it If you're going to put one in It's just more room. But thumbs up for not having to install it, but having one. Well, a bomb squad had to be called to the Miami airport because some novelty grenades were trying to go through in someone's luggage. So this is just a friendly reminder.

That's probably not a good idea. There really is no easy way to travel with fake grenades at all in any way, shape, or form. Yeah, let's list them. No novelty grenades. No novelty guides to be a terrorist. Last minute. You can't do any of that novelty stuff. We were flying last minute one time, and I realized I had a switchblade in my bag.

But that was real. That was a novelty. That was real. But I went over what you can do if you realize you have something you can't travel with is I went back to where you check in with your ticket and you can mail it home to yourself or they'll store it in a locker for you at the airport for a fee. And when you come back through, you can get it on your way home. What about your real grenades? Oh, no. No. You went through with those. All right, what else?

Snoop Dog shared what he makes if he does a collab on a song. and it's a nice little price tag. $250,000? $250,000. Yeah. So if somebody gives you $250,000, that means that you'll jump on. You get about 16 bars. 16 bars.

And when it's time to do the video, I need to get another $250,000. And you only got an hour, so get to film it. Oh, only an hour? That's from hip-hop, a podcast. And I don't know, Bobby, raging idiots. Like, you have a band. What's 16 bars? It would be like if you're rapping.

It's the amount of lines. It's basically, to make it easy, 16 lines-ish. Okay. Is that a lot? Yeah, it's probably 35, 40 seconds probably. Okay, well, Snoop Dog, next Raging Idiots collab maybe. No. I'm Amy. That's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories. Hey, it's Bobby Bones. You got to take a closer look at the general insurance. Get quality coverage at prices that you can afford with the general. Call 800 general or visit the general.com for more. The General Auto Insurance Services, Inc. An Insurance Agency, Nashville, Tennessee, some restrictions apply.

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