The Bobby Bones Show - (Weds Early Bird) Morgan Was At A Wedding Where Someone’s Phone Was Stolen + Bobby Feud: Country Couples + Millennial Review of Shawshank Redemption

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Morgan was at a wedding where someone’s phone was stolen and the entire party had to be shut down. Bobby was shocked how the night ended. BobbyFeud we try to name the Top 10 country artist couples. Morgan2 reviews Shawshank Redemption after watching it for the first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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There is no Amy today. She's off being a movie star. I'll start with this. Experts say that too much sleep is even worse than too little sleep. Okay. For adults, sleeping more than nine hours is where you start to operate slower. I like it, though. If I can get over nine hours and I can operate slow, that's a good slow.

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However, I get that so rare. I almost feel like I'm saving it up for a couple days. And I know that's not accurate. I got almost no sleep last night. I don't know what the situation is. I'm a little nauseous today. I woke up like, I don't know, four hours ago. Really?

Yeah, which is like 1 a.m. Your eyes just opened up. You couldn't go to sleep? Yeah, so when I wake up, it's like this. For those that don't know. It's like I'm asleep, okay? For some people, it's like this. Nope, not for me.

It's like, and then I'm up. And so I get my phone out, and then I realize it's way too bright. The room's dark. I'm going to wait Caitlin up. So then I go sit on the couch and I try to read. Sometimes I can fall back asleep a couple hours later. Sometimes I go, well, it's too close to time to get up time. so I just get up and go about my day.

So there's that. But Abe was bragging too much about how he got a lot of sleep last night. Here we go. Yeah, I got about nine hours of sleep, man. That's pretty good. Now, do you feel good? Yeah, I feel great. But what did they say?

It's the middle ground, right? I think over nine's a little too much. I was hoping you felt bad. I was hoping we both felt bad in a way. No, I feel good. So we could share that experience. That feel great. Again, Amy won't be here today, but somehow testosterone daily, us here.

Morgan's here too. But a lot of times Morgan's working on stuff on the internet or digital. stuff, she's not you paying attention, but us, testosterone that... Yeah, hoo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. High-tee. What? High-testosterone. Wait.

You know what? Testosterone. Testosterone. There you go. Whatever it's called. Eddie, low-tee, I'm high-tee. Oh, are those, your tunit games today? We balance it out, though.

Eddie's low-tee, your high-te? Yep. Okay. This will be a little bit of what you get all morning long, friends. All right, let's open up the mailbag. and we read it on the air It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag, yeah Hello, Bobby Bones, I wanted to get your opinion on this

Because a guy just broke it off with me about it The entire relationship ended after two months of dating Because I didn't like that he'd bring his dog over to my place And insist that it's sleep in bed with us I told him I had a no dog in my bed policy Now when we're at his place I had to respect that policy and the dog slept in the bed But in my bed, I said the only way I let a dog

in my bed every night was if its paws were washed and the dog was under 10 pounds. His dog weighs around 30 pounds and he bades him once a month. Listen, I love dogs. I really liked his dog, but I don't need that filth sleeping next to me. Plus, it makes being intimate a little more difficult. So whose policy was better, dog in bed or dog out of bed? Signed, Danielle, about the dog. Here's the easy answer here.

It's not whose policy was better. I think that's personal preference. But he made the right decision breaking it off because that's important to him. It doesn't have to be this that's important to him. But if his, you know, line is that my dog's got to sleep in the bed every night, then that's his line. You know, that's where he's got, okay, got to change.

So I can respect that. Your rules are weird. A weight limit? Very specific. A paw washing? Yeah, pretty strange. So I would say it's probably better. that you guys are broken up.

And it's cool that he said, this is it for me. If you don't like it, I'm moving on. You didn't like it. He moved on. There you go. And you don't have to do with this ever again. Hope he wasn't that good of a dude

because he's gone. You just might be missing out. It sounds like he loves a dog. And you find a guy who loves a dog. Yes, there might be annoying parts about it. But that's usually a pretty decent dude. Like a guy who can really bond with an animal. That's a pretty soft-hearted dude.

He's probably going to do that with his... kids too. Mm-hmm. Well, let me guess, unless the kids under 10 pounds and has a clean feet, it ain't getting into bed. Morgan, what do you think about this?

I mean, I'm with the guy. I would break up with the girl if she wouldn't let me do that. That's just, if he's a dog lover and she's not, they're going to have problems later on down the line anyway. He did the right thing.

It's a deal breaker. If it's a deal breaker for him, then that's it. If I would have met somebody that didn't love my dogs, never, there wouldn't have been a second. If they would just have reacted funny when my dog ran up to them,

been like, oh, out the door. Did you ever break up with someone for that reason? Oh, I think they faked it pretty good. I broke out for other reasons. Just checking. All right, there you go. That's the mail bag. We've got your email and we've read it on your air.

Now it's about the close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Enjoy more sunshine and less time in the checkout line with Hello Fresh. Delivered right to your door. Try the sweet heat, shrimp, temperables, or garden spinach, ravioli. Go to hellofresh.com slash bone 16. Use the code bone 16 for 16 free meals plus three gifts. So Morgan, you went to a wedding this past weekend? Yeah, I did. Super bougie wedding. So like fancy? Yes, very fancy. We had like dinner served. It was definitely probably over a couple grand

a couple grand for a couple grand for what? A person? No, for the whole wedding. Well, a couple grand. I'm saying like 50 grand over that, over that limit. Okay. It's a pretty big. Bougy. You got dressed up. Very dressed up. It was a black tie optional wedding. Oh, wow. That's really bougie. I don't even use the word boogie, but that's boozy. You just did. If you even write the words black tie on it, wow. Okay, so then what was the drama that happened? So at the end of the night, the bride had to tell the entire ballroom to be quiet, turn the ban off everything because somebody's phone and purse got stolen.

So why did she want everybody to be quiet? Because the girl's phone who, got stolen was pinging it using the find my iPhone tool to be like where's my phone at in this room. Oh, the alert. Yeah, yeah, but I would think if someone stole it, they'd be out of there. You would think. They weren't. Okay, so they shut everything down. Everything was quiet.

They started pinging it and it was still in the room? Yeah, we heard it. We're like, oh, there's a faint sound. It's coming in this room. And we're like, it's still here. Okay. I don't want to, I don't want the spoiler yet. So, did someone in the room try to steal her purse?

Yes. And they stayed at the wedding? Yes. Move one is get it out of there. Go put it in the car or something. I don't know why I'm encouraging people to do that. You're on the thief side right now. Wow.

Okay. So she tells the band, if I were the person and she starts to do this, like pinging it, I would just run. Have you're the thief? Yeah. So, okay, the band's quiet. Then what happens?

So the phone starts pinging. We're all searching for it. We're all looking out of the tables, looking everywhere. Maybe it got misplaced, right? No. Lift up somebody's tucks jacket. It's in the back of their person.

pants. What? They did steal it. Somebody that came to the wedding that was invited to the wedding stole the purse. Another guest stole the purse. Was it someone that was invited or was it there plus one that did the stealing? I'm not entirely sure, but I'm from what I've heard by everybody else there, it was somebody that was actually invited. Okay, so what did they attack the guy? Yeah, then what happens? What do you get to tackle? Nothing. The wedding just ends. The guy doesn't get kicked out. Nothing happens, he just hands the purse back over and everything goes back like nothing happened. Any chance he thought it was his dates and he was just holding it for and he just... In the back of his pants? No, I'm saying he held it like it was like a clutch. That's what I'm assuming.

It doesn't have a strap. Stuck in the back. It's him. He knows way too much about it. What are you talking about? He sees it. It's Kate Spade, right? Because Kate Spades are after 1997, they were made this way with no straps. His date says, hey, go grab my black clutch off the table. So him drinking, he goes the table, sees a black clutch, shoves it there, holds it, doesn't realize he's done anything wrong and then any chance he's saying it was an accident no it was not an accident and it was not the woman's date no no I that's what I'm saying like what if his date has a purse it looks like that I don't believe he had a date oh he came by himself yeah and he tried to steal her purse yes so at least throw the phone out and then nothing happened no he just stayed

he handed it back I was like ah you got me I haven't got me I mean a good my bad will kind of fix all that right that's it my bad I don't know how I got there that's what I'd say Yeah, no, he didn't get kicked out nothing. He was just there. And I mean, maybe it's because the wedding was over at that point. Like, the reception was done. And so everybody just kind of left. How awkward.

Yeah, very awkward. It was. It was a awkward note to end the whole thing on. Like, thankfully there was an after party to that to, like, bring the mood back up. Did he come? No, he wasn't there. He shows up to the after party. I don't even know what to think about that.

It felt like it was out of a movie. Like, I felt like we were being punked. It didn't feel real. but it was. I don't even know how to end this segment that feels so awkward. Okay, the best thing you ever stole. Eddie, go first.

What? Well, there was this one time. Oh, I know. What? Golf cart. You stole a golf cart? Two. What?

What do you mean? In high school. From apartment complexes, they just leave the keys in them. Like, you know how they drive around new residents? Yeah. And they would leave the keys in them. So one night we just went to an apartment complex.

We took it. And we drove it around North Austin. Drove it up and down Mesa, drove it down by Merkison, you know, everything. And when it died, what happened? No, we crashed it into a tree, actually. And then what? So then we ditched it in the woods and we're like, man, we got to return this. So we put it in the back of my buddy's truck.

And we're like, and the tailgate wouldn't close. We're like, that's okay. We'll just hold on to it in the back. Only problems, we're going uphill. And I don't know if you know how heavy a golf cart is. They're heavy. And you're like, oh, and we had to let it go. And it boom, fell out.

And my buddy was falling behind us. And he had to move out of the way, goes, crash. into a tree in someone's yard. They golf cart did. Yeah. And we get out and we try to start it. And people are coming outside and smoke is coming from the golf cart. And so we just ditched it.

We're like, ah, we're not messing with it. Left it. And then the next night we're like, we're never doing that again. And then we kept the key, though, went to another apartment complex. Got another golf cart. Boy. And we drove it on 360. So what happened to that one?

Oh, we just left it. There was like an empty creek, but it was just like grass. We were tired of it. It was like three in the morning. and we're like, all right, we're done with it. We just left it there. How did he end up all right? Like, he ended up all right in life.

To all the parents have kids out there right now that are listening together. I shouldn't say that. No, he just did. Oh, you're good. You think so? You're good now. Like the golf cart owners are going to get? Wait a second.

No, you're good there. You're not in trouble. He's not a good example. As long as we all can say that openly. Sure. I mean, it was so cool. We would. Okay, see, there we go ahead.

I mean, the first one, when we were going through people, We were off-roading, and the roof of it, you know, hit a tree branch, and that's when we first wrecked it, and we had like six people on it, flew out of the golf cart. Enjoy more sunshine and less time in the checkout line with HelloFresh. Delivered right to your door. Try the sweet, heat, shrimp, tempera bowls, or garden spinach ricotta ravioli. Go to hellofresh.com slash bone 16.

Use the code Bone 16 for 16 free meals plus three gifts. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Something good. What's the long as you ever worked at a job, Eddie? Ooh. And don't count this one. Not this one?

Because this one's, what, nine years? Yes, it's a while. Ever worked anywhere more than nine years? Probably max five. Max maximum five years and one job. Doing what? TV. My first TV job.

Lunchbox? Oh, I worked at Sam's Club for almost four years. I worked at Walmart for two years. So that's about it. This woman worked at Longhorn Steak House still is for 20 years, but that's not even why she's being celebrated. She has grilled a million steaks. Wow.

What? How do they count that? She's only one of the handful of people in the company to grow more than one million stakes. She's now being recognized as a grill master legend. That's crazy. Gail Dudley, grill master legend. That's cool. One million stakes. Longhorn executives showed up, did a celebration and gave her $5,000.

A special gold chef coat and several other items. A million stakes. Okay, so I would say, for example, if somebody like Brett Eldridge is hanging out and, people pull out a guitar, you want him to have the guitar, right? If you're grilling, everybody's putting meat on the grill, and Gail Dudley's there, she's the bread Eldridge with the guitar. She needs to get over and grill. She's grilled a million stakes, right?

She knows what she's doing. Yeah, totally. Dang, that's awesome. Hey, Gail, shout out. That's pretty cool. That's what's up. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.

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Let's go. All right. 2,000 country music fans were asked. Who is your favorite country music couple? There are 10 on the board. Eddie, we rolled the dice before this segment. Your first. All right.

Who is your favorite country music couple? Oh, my favorite. I like that twist. Give me Garth and Trisha. Show me Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood. That's at number three on the board. So three points for you, Eddie. Okay.

My second favorite, Tim and Faith. Show me Tim McGraw on Faith Hill. All right. One point because that's the number one answer. Yeah, yeah. Now I'm in trouble. Let's go with Jason Aldeen and Brittany Aldeen.

Jason Al Dean and Brittany Al Dean are they on the board? Oh, okay. At number six. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go with their friend Kane Brown and Caitlin and Caitlin. Show me Kane and Caitlin.

At number eight. Now I'm in trouble. You're doing good, though. I'm going to punt this one. Give me Dan and Shea. Why did you not guess another couple? I have nothing. Show me Dan and show me shade. Give me some kind of thing.

Because it could have been that. Right, but it's not. All right, Morgan, 2,000 country music fans were asked. Who is your favorite country music couple? I'm going to go with Thomas Wrette and Lauren. Oh, dang. Thomas Wrette and Lauren Aiken's. Are they on the board?

The number four answer. You got four points, Morgan? Sweet. Now I'm going to go with Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher. Carrie Underwood, country singer, Mike Fisher. former professional hockey player. Show me, Carrie, and Mike. Oh, wow, wow, wow.

Not one of country music's 10 favorite couples. Wow. Mm-hmm. Lunchbox. Eddie has 18 points. Yeah. Morgan has four. There's a lot of points on the board.

Yeah. Go ahead. Johnny and June. Show me Johnny Cash and June Carter Cach. Yeah. Show me Johnny and June. Wow, wow, wow. What?

I'm shocked. I mean, 2,000 country music fans are asked. Who is your favorite country music couple? Eddie? So I punted, right? To give myself time? This is all I came up with. Blake and Gwen.

Blake Shelton, Gwen Stefani. Is it up there? Number seven. Big get, buddy. Yeah, now I'm in trouble. There are still four answers on the board. The number two answer, five, ten, and nine.

So still enough points for anybody to win the game. They stopped to be together? I'm not giving you any sort of rules. Okay. Why? Because all I thought was Michael Ray and Carly Pierce. Hey, give it a run. All right.

Michael Ray and Carly Pierce. I don't know who's on there. It's tough. All right, Morgan, you have 2,000 people that love country music. They were asked, who's your favorite country couple? Four answers on the board. You need to score. What do you got?

Luke Ryan and Caroline. Oh, good. You guys think that's up there? So dumb. Yeah, that's the number three or number two, whatever that one is. Show me Luke and Caroline. The number two answer. Yeah, dang it.

So not a lot of points because it's a pretty easy one, but you're still rolling here. You have six points. Oh, man. Okay, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. Oh, of course. I have them. I thought they don't even guess. Dang it.

Show me Keith and Nicole. All right. There are two answers left, nine and ten. Now, Morgan. Yeah. You're going to need to get both of these right to win. Dang. Yeah.

And they're the nine and ten. Nine and ten. So I think they're newer couples. Two thousand country music fans were asked. Who is your favorite country music couple? Mary Morris and Ryan Hurd. An idiot. Do you think that made the list?

Of course it's on there. I don't know. Absolutely. I don't think anybody, no. You don't think anybody what? Cares. About? Wow.

Oh. He's such an idiot. No, no. Hey, save the club for next time Ryan. He's so. He's so dumb. What? Go ahead.

I don't think people are invested in that relationship. Okay. So, you think it's Marin Morris and Ryan Hurd. I hope so, yeah. And Lunchbox, you think, nobody cares. Got it. I mean, that's why I didn't write them down. Show me, Marin Morris, and Ryan Hurd.

Number 10. Yeah. Okay. You got to get this right. Morgan, you have 22 points at ES 25. Dang. It all comes down to this one. The number nine answer is still on the board.

Okay. If you get it, you win. If you miss it, Eddie Lou, Eddie wins. Oh, I got it. Well, it doesn't matter. You're out. I know, but I got it. It all comes down to this, Morgan.

Oh, I'm trying to make sure there's no really big ones that I miss. But you can talk it out because we're not going another round. Okay. What? Okay. I'm thinking it might be Luke Holmes and Nicole. People are loving that new relationship. They're about to have a baby.

No. Nobody cares. Okay. Nobody cares. You were wrong on the last one. Okay, no one knows Luke Combs' wife, I'm just telling you. That's not true. That's not true at all.

Let me see. I'm trying to make sure there's no bigger. We got Keith Urban, Luke Combs, Luke Brian, Pink Brown. All right, Morgan. We need an answer, a final answer for the win. She rarely plays? She's playing because Amy's not here today. Luke Colmes and Nicole.

Ray, just hit it. No, don't hit anything. Don't listen to him. Okay. What are you doing? Okay, what? Morgan, you want to bet $10 you got it wrong? say yes

you want to bet $10 do it Morgan he has the the field against you so I would say you'll bet 10 against his 20 I'll give you I'll give you my person if it's not right no one wins

what it's Kelsey Ballerini and Morgan Evans that's the number number no because they don't post a lot about them Morgan tell them you'll take the bet but you'll take 10 versus his 20 I'll take the bet but I'll take 10 versus your 20 10 to 10 okay then don't take the bet I don't take the bet

Okay. Wow. Good agent there, but he's got the whole field here. You can take the bed if you want. If you want. That's just not fair. No, I appreciate my agent over here. Bobby's letting me know what to do.

Okay. So, if it's Luke Combs and Nicole Combs, Morgan, you are the winner. Okay. If it is not, Eddie, you are the winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if it is, lunchbox went, ah, ah, for no reason. Is it? Luke Combs and Nicole Combs.

And there's that win. Oh, it hurts him to clap for her right now. Why are you? Why are you mad? I mean, if Johnny and June on the... Nobody is dead on this list. I didn't say they had to be alive. I know, but once, like, five or in?

They're all alive. Well, there's only one big dead one. Johnny and June. So you're saying when they're five in, there's only one really big dead country couple, right? It's weird saying that. Big dead country club. That's what I'm saying.

He's like, well, once you're five in, you realize there's no dead people. There's only one big, dead couple. That's not actually accurate. Yeah, Tammy and Possum. George Jones, yeah, that's true. Okay, Morgan, you won. Don't let him take it away from you. Yeah, I won't.

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The General Auto Insurance Services, Inc. And insurance agency, Nashville, Tennessee, some restrictions apply. Morgan was born in 1993, so sometimes we make references that she doesn't get. We were born in the 80s. Yeah. And so we started this bit where we make her watch either TV shows or movies that we used to love. And so she reviewed Seinfeld and gave it 2.5 out of five jackets.

Boo. Not a very good rating. She reviewed Back to the Future, gave it 4 out of 5 Doloreans. We agree. The Karate Kid, 4.5 out of five Cobra Chi's. Wow. And Austin Powers, one out of five groovy babies. So here we are.

We gave her Shawshank Redemption. Morgan, did you watch it in one setting? I couldn't. I could not watch it in one setting. It is very long. It's very long. It's also very emotional. I'm very mad that you guys gave me this movie assignment.

It is how people say this is their favorite movie. It is so sad. I cried. I was angry. I do not understand how this is people's favorite movie. Oh, you weren't so touched by it that it just became your favorite. Now, listen, I really loved the movie. I really enjoyed it.

But how are you going to say it's your favorite movie? I don't understand. Because when you watch the whole movie, you're like, this is the greatest movie ever. Well, I don't say it's my favorite. I say it's one of the greatest. I think there's a difference because you watch Shawshank Redemption and you experience all of the emotions. Like if you're taking in some piece of content, this is a two-hour and 22-minute piece of content

that makes you happy, sad, angry, all that. Because of that, I go, that's one of the greatest movies of all time. Not my favorite, but still one of the greatest. Do you think it's one of the best movies of the past 50 years? Yeah, I do. Okay, so that must mean you're going to give it a good review. Okay, tell us about your experience with the movie. Well, I got super emotional.

Like you said, it made me angry. It made me sad. I cried. I had to stop watching because it was pretty traumatizing when you see what's happening. And you just, you think about that and think that's possibly what's happening in prisons. And it's very emotional. And then the friendship between Andy and Red is so cool and just overtime and how they, you know, come together and how that happens at the end is, it made me then like applaud. I applauded at the end of the movie sitting by myself watching Shawshank Redemption.

And then on the beach at the end? Yes. And they like reunited. And it was like a love story, but it wasn't. And that's why it was so cool about it. It was a bromance. It was the first ever like bromance. So what do you give Shawshank Redemption?

I give it five out of five rocks. Wow. She went five for five. That's great. That's great. And I can agree with that because it is, which by the way, that movie seemed so long. Didn't it? Like, it was so good, but it was just so, it was only two hours and 22 minutes.

It's not like a Marvel movie. Oh, yeah, I know. Like looking back, I was like, this thing is awesome, but I need to watch this in three settings. It's funny, though, that she had to pause because she was getting emotional, which is a different reason that most people say like, oh, I got busy or whatever. She got too emotional so she had her take a break. Shawshank came out 28 years ago in 1994. It was nominated for Best Picture, but it lost to Forrest Gump. Wow.

Quite a year. Lion King, Pulp Fiction, and Ace Fincher, a pet detective also came out that year. Wow. So, big year for movies. Our first five of five. I love it. And now, Morgan, we have to give you something else to watch. Can we do something on like a happier note?

Because that was pretty intense. Great, because I have a lot of things here that I was thinking about. So did you ever watch the TV show Home Improvement? Yes, I did. My dad had that on repeat. Okay. And I'm assuming you've seen Say By the Bell. I haven't.

Oh. You've never watched Say By the Bell? I didn't. It just wasn't a show that I watched. I don't know why. I think this is suicide, though. I'm shocked by that. I don't think she'd like it.

I don't either, but who knows? And I'm okay with her not. I don't think she has to like everything. I just want her to see it through her own eye. I just feel like we loved it because we watched it when we were teenagers or like young. That's true. But I still want her to watch it. Older adults, she's going to hate it.

So you're going to watch. Not the junior high years at JFK, Mike. So, Miss Bliss has got to be gone. Ms. Bliss. Yeah, she's gone. But you're going to watch Season 1 from 1989. It's crazy. That was four years before she was born.

Wow. And there are, it looks like 10 episodes. Okay. They're 22 minutes. We'll give you a couple weeks. And they're what? They're seniors at this point? No.

No, no, no. No, no. No, no. They're like ninth graders. Oh, gosh. Hey Mike, what service is saved? What is it? Peacock.

So you can watch it. Do you have peacock? I do have peacock. Okay. Well, just watch the first eight. The first eight. Mike just said they were 16. You watch the first eight.

We'll check back in. So season one of Saved by the Bell, that'll be her next. Okay. And then she gave Shawshank five out of five. I love. We got a love. We got a lot. Thank you, Morgan.

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Attend for a chance to win a career coaching session with me. The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Well, friends, a new poll found today we're most likely to hit snooze, and that is today on Wednesday. Anybody hit snooze this morning at all? Every day. You hit snooze every day.

I still do. Why, why, why? Just because it buys me throughout 10 minutes a time. It doesn't, though. It doesn't buy you anything because you weren't going to wake up regardless. No, I get the logic. I just fall for it every morning. But why not sleep purely for an hour?

extra 10 minutes and then just get right up instead of hitting it and then being like half for that 10 minutes. I can't compromise with sleeping me. Like sleeping me has its own brain and it does it on its own. And when I wake up, I'm like, I shouldn't do. Okay. That's what a murderer says. You know what?

I can't really control him. Just telling you, man. He stabbed and I couldn't stop him. He doesn't stab. He just wants to sleep. But I'm saying you can't control it. Okay. That is a loser mentality and you are not a loser.

So I demand you change it. But Wednesdays are the day that. We hit snooze the most. Amy dropped snoozing forever. She did. And if someone is controlled by sleepy them, it's Amy. Yeah. Not you.

You have one week. No, no, no, come on. Don't do this. Oh, yeah. Starting tomorrow. I've been doing this my whole life. You can do it. But it's better for you.

You will enjoy the morning more because that's 10 minutes of actual pure sleep that you're getting. You're actually getting more sleep by this rule. When you changed Amy's life, I was like, I wonder when he's going to come to me and try to change my life. It's only 10 minutes. It's been a year. No.

snooze. Hey dude, you're gonna be a change man. No snooze, okay? A guy blamed his farts on the dog and it cost his wife thousands in vet bills. hilarious. A woman's story about wasting thousands of dollars on vet bills is going viral. Her dog kept farting. So she's like, I guess there's a medical issue. We gotta figure it out. What is he eating? What's happening with a stomach? They keep taking the dog in. The vet's like, I don't know. They're changing biscuits. They're going the high, the high dollar ones. Well, the guy then comes clean way later and it's like, hey, it's been me farting. Oh, it's hilarious.

Hilarious and relatable. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies. I mean, I guess it's better than falling off a cliff. Sure. Whenever they're like, okay, I'm going to get it. You have to read a story about that. But you can take five-day videos on a single charge. When you're done recording, you just put your handout and it lands on it.

You can order it at P-I-XY.com for $230. bucks or 250 if you want an extra battery and dual charger. That's from TechCrunch. Kind of cool. Sounds pretty cool. That's pretty expensive. So you must need it. I would think either you're very vain or that's part of your career.

Influencer. If you're recording things to build and then I would understand. It's an investment. And as lunchbox would tell us, you can write it off. That's right. Tax write off if it's for business. The IHR country festival is happening Saturday in Austin, Texas. And it will feature an all-star guitar pool.

So, let's see, the we're all country guitar pool, powered by Ramtruck. Oh, it's a surprise performance. Oh. It says by three of the biggest names in country music. Oh, that's cool. Could two of them be two of the raging idiots? Oh, I don't know. We don't know anything about that.

It's not. No, yeah, it's not. Unless they surprise us, day of. They surprise everyone. So the guitar pool will live stream at 8, 7 Central with a festival airing on local IHeart country stations as well as the IHeart website. But it's going to be awesome. Last year, it was amazing.

And so I don't know what they have in store. year. They don't tell me. I only host it. I guess I'll get on a card before I get there. Surprise. But it's always big and I hope you guys check it out. Finally, 40% of single man don't wash their bed sheets for up to four months at a time. Oof. That is drastic stuff there. Sounds about right. For you? When you were single? When I was single, I'd go months. I mean, six months. Were that never washing your bed sheets? Yeah, you just flip over the pillow case and then after, you know, a month, turn it inside out, flip it back. Oh, I mean, plenty of time. and who cares if your sheets are a little dirty?

I do, because you're sleeping in it. But what about your clothes? Who cares they're a little dirty? What about your house? I mean, right, you're right. Oh, right, okay. He wears the same sweatshirt every day. Exactly.

All right, well, that's gross. Men, step it up a little bit. All right, that's from BBC. And I'm Bobby. Amy's not here today. That's a pile of stories. That was Amy's pile of stories. Identity theft may sound complicated,

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Yeah. And they, my fourth. kids need more kindness between them three. How receptive would they be to something like the kindness crew? It'd be difficult. It'd be extremely difficult. All they do is fight. But no, I think this is so cool. When I was in school, I did safety patrol.

Do you ever do that? No, I love being hall monitor. Oh, no. I'd write somebody a haul ticket quick. People picked on me in real life. You'd give me that little notepad, it was on. You're out in the hall? So you were the cop, like during classes when students shouldn't have been in the halls?

Yes, if I didn't have. have a class. Oh, boy. You better believe it, buddy. I got stuff in enough lockers after school. I was enforcing some justice. There's Bobby again. Yeah, that's right. Great story. That is what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Service opens doors. And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who's served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you. Learn more at amu.

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